rolling metal 2009 lols only critban

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

check out the dude from cattle decap's car lol

smug motherfucker

wouldnt u be???

hes cute imo

omg does his car say "carcass" loooooooooooool

ok DUH! haw

i was just like hey he has a fly car lol

haw is he drinking ZIMA

what a pro

at WHAT!

cultivating all this borderline douchey behavior but making it seem kinda cool???? who else does this besides our own joe shea

lol i have known like 3 travis ryan's in my life

were they douches?

yes

love this blog and also lol at this band called MESOMORPH

http://testyourmetal.blogspot.com/2008/12/before-there-was-testing-for-steroids.html

well since you asked apparently cato from enslaved makes his living doing outdoorsy shit like teaching people orienteering, etc

― roxymuzak, Monday, January 26, 2009 4:54 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

i <3 that u know these things

tbh though that kinda shit is the only metal news im ever up on

then DO I HAVE A THREAD FOR YOU

lemme rephrase that: the only metal news i really could give an F to be up on atm

http://decibelmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/celticice2.jpg

WAU

yes

i'm mystified that there's no corpse paint on the rest of her

This isn't a lol only, but:

Opeth and Enslaved will tour North America together in May. Confirmed dates include:

5/1 Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
5/2 Boston, MA @ House of Blues
5/3 Montreal, QC @ Medley
5/4 Toronto, ON @ Sound Academy
5/5 Millvale, PA @ Mr. Small's
5/6 Chicago, IL @ House of Blues
5/8 Omaha, NE @ Sokol Auditorium
5/9 Boulder, CO @ Fox Theatre
5/11 Boise, ID @ Knitting Factory
5/12 Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatre
5/13 Chico, CA @ Senator Theatre
5/14 San Francisco, CA @ The Grand Ballroom
5/15 Pomona, CA @ The Glasshouse
5/16 Los Angeles, CA @ Avalon
5/17 Tucson, AZ @ Rialto Theatre
5/19 San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar
5/20 Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
5/21 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
5/22 Knoxville, TN @ Bijou Theatre
5/23 Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
5/24 Detroit, MI @ Emerald Theater
5/26 New York, NY @ Grand Ballroom/Hammerstein
5/27 Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club

The Knoxville date...IS MY BIRTHDAY.

http://www.bellydanceroftheuniverse.com/bduc2002/2-6-little-winner2002.jpg

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

is this al3x 1n NYC

Yeah, 2000 hairs ago.

5/19 San Antonio, TX @ Scout Bar

i will be at this show so hard btw

<3<3<3<3<3<3 It is so awesome. I can erase memory of the last time I saw Enslaved, and I can generate a new one.

http://roxymuzak.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-had-very-metal-brunch-this-morning.html

^^^^^^

Also this blog is awesome:

http://testyourmetal.blogspot.com/

FEATURING LIVE JAZZ isn't v metal

someone doesn't GET IT

http://roxymuzak.blogspot.com/2009/02/i-had-very-metal-brunch-this-morning.html

^^^^^^

― roxymuzak, Sunday, February 1, 2009 5:07 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:D

<3

haha \m/

sculptor of grits

Haha, I linked TestYourMetal twice, sorry y'all.

ok this was the wikimedia commons picture of the day???

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fb/Metalmania_2007_TYR_Terji_Skibenas_001.jpg/250px-Metalmania_2007_TYR_Terji_Skibenas_001.jpg

it's terji from tyr lol

Deutsch: Der Gitarrist Terji Skibenæs der Metalband Týr von den Färöern
English: Terji Skibenas from Týr during Metalmania 2007 festival
Español: El guitarrista Terji Skibenæs, del grupo de Heavy metal Týr, originario de las Islas Feroe.
Suomi: Týr-yhtyeen kitaristi Terji Skibenas soittamassa Metalmania 2007 festivaaleilla.

de las Islas Feroe

I didn't know he was Faroese.

i hope and what assassinates dani filth tonight

how root

i kick it root down

in a word: powerlols

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=5252

"unblack" i.e. christian black metal band, that is clearly nazi obsessed

WELL DONT THAT BEAT ALL

"When the band was known as Vitality (Nor) they played Death Metal. They changed their name to 'Drottnar' when they started playing Viking Black Metal, but by the time they released Anamorphosis they had become a Technical Black Metal band."

PICK YOUR PATH AND I'LL PRAY

it annoys me that people say "cattle decap"

but now i think some people say CAT CAP

and i am going tot his, lol @ the name: http://www.supremebrutality.com/fest/runningorder.html

TO this

c dat cat decap

http://i40.tinypic.com/2im0z7k.jpg

cant see it u_u

ill draw it in txt 4u

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        ,o(_/)   /|                                
      ///// /___/ |                                
     ////     ___/   
    //        \        
  /         /-'                                    
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(   |      |                                       
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loll

oh my

e, what does this have to do with cat cap

http://rlv.zcache.com/black_cat_face_cap_hat-p148495117561416969qz14_400.jpg

this makes me deeply happy

lol awesome

I dreamt last night that Xasthur had written a book of poetry, and that I had the book. I even read some of the poems (I also think he himself turned up sans corpsepaint to read a couple aloud). They were brilliant. I fucking wish I could remember them.

hoos that video overjoyed me for like 100 reasons

fenriz is a trip

― bats in a kayak! (latebloomer), Friday, January 23, 2009 4:53 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i said this elsewhere, but i stole a lamb of god shirt from a guy in richmond

are we now certain it was stolen from a guy i thought you just found yourself in magical band shirt

completely uncertain. im wearing it right now!!!

new cat cap vid is dope imo

god, i was trying to explain why i hate "CAT CAP" just this early early morning

you invented cat cap!!!

no cat cap is real!

http://xs137.xs.to/xs137/09131/catcap_is_real221.jpg

hahahaha <3

http://molotalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/lamb_of_god.jpg

(lol)

ok

ok

ok

you can use that to store their one good album

haha!

bonnaroo has a good metal showing this year, btw: Dillinger, High On Fire & Shadows Fall (& NIN, obv)

holy hell

i am having a good lol @ imagining the phishheads having bad trips when they stumble too close to the dillinger stage

i saw that happen with tool there

what was the demo like at that stage

was it your tool demo plus some hippies or a smattering or

it was 90,000 people, mostly a bonnaroo demo i.e. trustafundians and then like on the fringes a bunch of people flipping out and crying while wearing fairy wings and holding glow in the dark juggling balls, etc

it was somethin to see

a bunch of people flipping out and crying while wearing fairy wings and holding glow in the dark juggling balls, etc

what a world

are we now certain it was stolen from a guy i thought you just found yourself in magical band shirt

― 14 karat gold steen computer wizard (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 19, 2009 12:23 PM (1 week ago)

the shirt smelled like axe body spray btw

ughhhhhhh lol

thats how i know it was a man's

"man"'s

tbh

i r.c. nothing

i r. nothing c.

ok actual lol @ irc nothing

i r nothing

who dopes imo

jeez makin me listen to age of winters now THANKS

please do not blame me for that

VARG'S LOSING HIS EDGE
TO AMERICANS
WITH BETTER PRODUCTION
WHO LIVE ON COMMUNES
WHO ARE ACTUALLY REALLY NICE

if u give a care about production u in the wrong genre imo

i mean dude i almost used the phrase "necrotic production" as a positive the other day

readin too many black metal blogs tbh

link

http://blackmetalownsyou.blogspot.com/
http://black-metal-war.blogspot.com/
http://black-winds.blogspot.com/
http://faelgar.blogspot.com/
http://lycanthropic-angst.blogspot.com/
http://intothywoods.blogspot.com/
http://suicidal-depressive.blogspot.com/
http://truenorwegianblackmetal.blogspot.com/

basically

http://suicidal-depressive.blogspot.com/

LOL

o lmp!

nt

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-napalmdeath-averagesonglengthlarge.jpg

(courtesy invis. oranges)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/carcasssonglength.jpg

(courtesy me)

ty for this valuable service

u are welcome and i think it illustrates an important point

necrographs \m/

http://www.thelefthandpath.com/lefthandpath/index.cfm/event/read/entry/Gaahl_Comes_Out_of_His_Shell

According to an article in the Norwegian press, former Gorgoroth frontman Gaahl is currently moonlighting as women's fashion designer.

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/archive/00617/Dan_De_Vero_og_Gaah_617588b.jpg

http://decibelmagazine.com/admin/assets/uploads/82261_sternenstunde.jpg

hahahaaaa

this is how Varg's children will rebel

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/drisonglengths.jpg

courtesy me (+ omg at it!!!)

awesome

39 seconds?!?!

haha gonna go ahead and post this here too sorry:

ok please read this interview:

http://www.goddamnbastard.org/carcass/interviews/peardrop.html

Those three twisted minds have certainly better things to offer us than anatomy lessons. Musically tending to a technical improvement, we're now far of the early days of the band's so short tracks, but an experimental crushing metal which can accelerate like one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness. There's not two Carcass-sounding bands in the world and it's better like this.

THERES NOT TWO CARCASS-SOUNDING BANDS IN THE WORLD AND ITS BETTER LIKE THIS!!!!

one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness
one thousand turbos raging and pounding through a huge break of heaviness

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc26/dhiltbruner/Heavy_metal.jpg

would like one of these that says

http://www.glitter-town.com/happily-married-myspace-glitter-graphics/happily-married-myspace-glitter-graphic-14.gif

happily married to black metal if poss

hha i love the girl on the left in that picture xpost

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tdbrecords/1362235623/

hahahaaaa

http://xs538.xs.to/xs538/09170/shirt526.png

GIVE IT UP
GIVE IT UP BABY

imported metallols from the noise board lol thread courtesy alex in sf

http://bobsworth.dreamhosters.com/keyboardcat/index.php?id=R2SozSYIWmA&start=20

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/feelinmadkvlt.gif

haha was about to post that

posted it 4 u 2 lol 2

http://www.bhg.com/decorating/kids-rooms/teen-rooms/heavy-metal-teen-room/

btw i imagine this thread will go nova once deathfest weekend kicks into gear

funnier than "catcap":

"pig d"

hahahah ty

btw can i just

"MOUNTAIN DEW!!!"

been practicing my death growl

throat hurts but its less laughable now than it was yesterday

http://suicidal-depressive.blogspot.com/

LOL

― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:36 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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o lmp!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:57 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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nt

― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

lol wtf even i mean

oh btw travis ryan knocked me on my ass during WITTR

from a youtube video i posted

sicbutsweet has made a comment on Bill Steer shreds.:
the hair... the playin..... it's all nice!!

Pelican EP is pretty gritty and rocking

So their drummer remembered how to drum this time?

― dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rude

― s1ock doctrine (roxymuzak), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:39 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lmbo

that first pelican EP is great, couldn't get into anything else they did tho

i went by the store to pick it up today and it doesn't come out til next week :/

i want to play with pelican from here to baghdad

Ok the Krisiun Live Armageddon DVD is hilarious

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

check out the dude from cattle decap's car lol

― roxymuzak, Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:00 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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smug motherfucker

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:03 PM (4 months ago)Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

clearly travis ryan read this thread and developed a vendetta lol

claro

"shit, is that big hoos from ilx over there? i'll show that motherfucker 'smug'"

*BUTTHOUSED

roxy:brb travis ryan is ramming thru the door to butthouse me
roxy:lol
roxy:back
me:lol
roxy:haha i wish any time we said something against catcap protocol he would just come sprinting to house us
roxy:wherever we were
me:lol
me:sprinting from nova scotia
me:running across the atlantic
me:and you don't even see him
roxy:hahaha
me:just WHOOSH and you're butthoused
roxy:hood up
me:and then there's a sonic boom
roxy:in my imagination
roxy:and you just fly to the side

every time u munch a krystal
travis ryan goes hood up/head down

(and an angel gets its wings)

http://www.maelstrom.nu/ezine/img13/frost.jpg

would smash, tbqh

hahaha ok please see this http://www.travisryanmusic.com/wordpress/?m=200806

Cattle Decapitation Honors Phil Collins With Veggie Burger

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/howtospotafakepolo.jpg

not only that, but i found it googling "fake bapes"

???

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/mayhem/irving/4.jpg

hahaha i wish it was ppl cheering

http://strefa.rockmetal.art.pl/sylwetki/agalloch.jpg

i give u agalloch

l-r: german electro, steampunk, german electro, *smh*

haha i love these guys, they manage to look in every picture like no single member belongs in the band at all

this is classic imo

http://www.metaleater.com/images/bands/agalloch/a1.jpg

i mean seriously, a fucking pinecone?!?!?!

"why....yes."

http://www.gothtronic.com/Goth/img_/Music1/plaatje/Agalloch.jpg
"we are all uncomfortable"

yoooooooooooooooo
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fxT8zPCwO9Q/SfXlyOFUjpI/AAAAAAAAAFg/HpWJkEf1mL4/s400/dexterdarkthrone.jpg

for use on igoogle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/igoogle.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/5372_554281992318_3700497_32723901_.jpg

http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2006/11/16/479987/MastodonBorat.jpg

Mustis (keyboards; real name: Øyvind Mustaparta) and ICS Vortex (clean vocals, bass; real name: Simen Hestnæs) are no longer members of the Norwegian symphonic black metal band DIMMU BORGIR, according to a posting on Mustis' MySpace page...it should be rather telling that Mustis has set the "mood indicator" on his MySpace page to "betrayed."

genuine lols

indeed

omg

Tall men - is it a prerequisite?

This wants to be a metal thread.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/So181GV4lPI/AAAAAAAAC60/DNozh3oIcEg/s1600-h/travisgameaol.jpg

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/the_game_travis_barker-lg-dubcnn.jpg

WTF

i found this GISing "michael akerfeldt"

http://www.yseras-auge.de/_/narrot/xgel9i.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/harrydouglasenslaved.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPYBXxfg0F4

lollllllllll

god i love yip yips

i have no idea what's going on with this review, it reads like there's a joke i'm missing (acrostic????) but its blowing my mind regardless tbH

Behemoth
Evangelion (Metal Blade)

Poland's export quotient rolls out far less than its prime death metal exponent Behemoth, founded in 1991 Gda´nsk. Global economic collapse has thus circumvented both the Central European republic and the band's sole original singer/guitarist, Adam "Nergal" Darski. Evangelion, Behemoth's ninth LP, beckons tourism sure as late Polish film director Krzysztof Kieslowski or silver ECM horn Tomasz Stanko. As dense as the belching malevolence of 2005's Demigod yet more sonically homogenous and nowhere near as clutching as full-length predecessor The Apostasy (2007), the trio's latest batter platter nevertheless streamlines its Iron Age metallurgy as effectively as its previous career-high blitzkrieg. If evangelicals pledge Christian faith, Evangelion – translated in the liner notes as "the reward of good tidings, given to the messengers" – delivers anti-Christian fury in scientifically measured doses and scholarly genius. Pitting philosophers (Proust, Nietzsche, Jean-Paul Sartre, Aleister Crowley, Caligula) against gods (Dionysus, Ra, Jesus), the exactly 42-minute Evangelion touches down first and foremost as a drum exegesis sure as the bombing of Dresden. Zbigniew Prominski (aka Inferno) plays God of Thunder on the massive rhythmic beatdown of "The Seed ov I," while "Transmigrating Beyond Realms ov Amenti" paddles cardiac arrest in the tomahawking percussion intro rushing into Nergal's roaring whirlpool of gladiator riffs and slaughterhouse leads. The Poles save best for last, "Lucifer" a black mass of tar-pit guitar sucking down a demon vocal on Evangelion's only native tongue proclamation, lyrics by Neoromantic poet Tadeusz Micinski. Metalurgiczny.

whats wrong with that

haha just kidding that's completely out to lunch

blut aus nord? butt ass nerd more like

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, September 25, 2009 4:05 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^BOOMING POST^^^^

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-morbidangel-live1.gif
"GIB"

GIBBY HANES
GIBBY HANES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paLlsEnOJyg&feature=player_embedded

that officially made my day'!

http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2009/03/furze-sandvika-no-2006.jpg

"Black metal fan Peter"

i've seen that before. is that a peter beste?

no idea, came up with GIS for "black metal fan art" e_e

dying over the comment my friend chris put on glorior belli's myspace pic

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=83325116&albumID=1071057&imageID=11312372

also, the fact that they had to approve it

(its the top comment duh)

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff315/echoedinnocence/frostandsatyr2.jpg

CAN

I

FEN

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/302/fenriz.png

but of course!

from: Roxy
Belphegor more like "Ball fag or....?"

from: Roxy
Agalloch more like I gag a lot

from: Roxy
Zoroaster more like Bore O Ass Turd

from: Roxy
Behemoth more like Beat him off

from: Roxy
Marduk more like more dick

to: Roxy
Suffocation more like Suck On Asians

from: Roxy
Carcass more like cock kiss

to: Roxy
Iron Maiden more like Flamin Gay Men

lol

sorry about all that hoos i was wiided and thought it was really hysterical

i was real proud of "suck on asians"

andy looked over my shoulder and saw me typing "bore o ass turd" and i felt really dumb lol

i shared all of these w/gf today and she lold

this was all started by you saying "butt ass nerd" which i relayed to andy and he was offended by it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpOJew3K79o&feature=player_embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ew0VtHmik

fuckin <3<3<3 decibel for that "most metal kitties" article btw

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/alexandsindy.jpg

we wuz robbed

http://carry-on-screaming.blogspot.com/2009/11/punk-denim-jacket.html

http://cgi.ebay.com/BULLET-BELT-WITH-TIPS-army-metal-crust-punk-diy_W0QQitemZ330375298774QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4cebe6fed6#ht_3815wt_1165

"A SERIOUSLY CRUCIAL GARMENT FOR THE APOCALYPSE"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7UG2IghngM

that was fuckin amazing

^^^

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Metal-Satanica-Various-Artists/dp/B001CXZ1SA

^^this movie is completely hilairous btw. The narrator pronounces "Sigh" as SIG and all his sentences are hilariously run-on. It's kind of all worth it for that tiny little Watain bro though.

Tuesday November 24th
Marduk
When one thinks of Marduk, three things should come to mind…black, metal, and brutal!!! The band has released several albums over their almost 20 years of performing. They were constructed in a country called Sweden, when a need for a vicious black metal was desired. Touring all over the world with such bands as, Deicide and Cannibal Corpse, they are back in the states!

that was fuckin amazing

― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Sunday, November 22, 2009 2:51 AM

the whole video is here
http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=4689920637100527225&q=decline+of+western+civilisation#

tytytyty!!!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d92/adieomgbbq/lol.jpg

im dying right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRChuUf0fA0

lol i remember that

is that the actual song?

http://sp4.fotolog.com/photo/20/48/127/bands_death/1240334706490_f.jpg

glen benton is hilarious

he should be on sons of anarchy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenris_Wolf_(Marvel_Comics)

aaron is my hero for real:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY7bLqJnyTY

who is that dude? what does he do? where is he?

aaron? he lives on martha's vineyard. he's a really nice guy. and totally into his music. he has made a zillion CDRs of his one man bass metal. i've been a fan for years and its nice to see him on youtube.

that's cool! is he popular? i've never heard of him until now. is he a local phenom?

um, he plays on the island sometimes. when people let him. a lot of people don't realize how great he is there. they take him for granted. there IS a lot of music on that island, but he was always my fave act by far. his songs are really cool.

Onvermijdelijke Metal-platen

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2k4sHQnu1qzg4jqo1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0RYTHV9YYQ4W5Q3HQMG2&Expires=1259961242&Signature=22fljPWoWfM3WTILQL21NjmvWYA%3D

awesome

In The Friends episode "The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress", when Monica meets another future bride in a wedding dress shop, she mentions (to her dismay) that her future husband would like Carcass to play at their wedding reception. Phoebe then queries whether Carcass is spelt with a 'C' or a 'K' and exclaims that they're 'both great!'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd-zYVHbLNc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqPUAZll89Q&feature=player_embedded

well finding a marduk patch on ebay certainly hasn't been without its problems

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/fmejesus.jpg

http://ferryconnor.blogspot.com/2009/10/movie-black-metal-satanica.html

awesome review:

Black Metal Satanica
2008 MVD Visual
Ray Van Horn, Jr.

When it comes to black metal, the subgenre is so deeply intense one cannot help but stake some sort of emotion to it, be it embracement or revulsion. I, for one, neither support nor condemn the practitioners of dark arts and satanism. Live and let live, say I, particularly since my path of spirituality has been undeniably revealed to my eyes and I have chosen my course of action accordingly. I have many friends claiming to be satanists and atheists, and part of our harmony as human beings is to simply not "go there" with each other and to respect one another's private essence and belief systems. If there's one principle to black metal I salute, it's that.

Despite certain aversions, I do hold a bit of fondness for black metal, at least the instrumentation part of it all. Outside of Black Flag, I don't think I've heard anything so deliberately hateful and angry in my 38 years, which makes it dangerous as much as terribly liberating. The no rules aspect to black metal (which is beginning to become a point of contention between purists and those trying to push the genre into the mainstream) appeals to me, however, this comes with a deadly price if you take it too much to heart. The form's messages can be as corruptive as any capitalist regime. Lyrically, black metal has nothing to offer me on a personal level, however this site is not a forum of ideology, even if the new DVD Black Metal Satanica is very much about ideology.

As the parting shot in Black Metal Satanica states, black metal isn't for everyone. It also leaves in its tenebrous wake the statement that black metal, as practiced with the most far-flung commitment, goes beyond than just the music. Whether you're in deep with the lyrical bond to Satan or you take the blasphemous creeds of war against Christianity to a higher level with desecration, black metal has various tiers of duty and obligation that can transcend into hedonism, self mutilation and a profession (and sometimes execution) of murder.

One can take the stance that black metal is a joke in the way Venom and Slayer have posited their deliberately over-the-top devil hucksterism throughout their careers, however, most people who dive headfirst into black metal take it very seriously, practically to the point of it being a twisted form of the fundamentalism they seek to reject from Christianity.

Black Metal Satanica stakes its fiery inverted cross into the cold mountainous terrain of Scandinavia where the purest form of black metal is largely thought to have originated. The narration outlying the origins of black metal treads dreadfully close to Mike Moore's overcooked propaganda spiels by noting that force-fed Christianity in the Scandinavian regions is so oppressive it is the fuel of the black metal counterculture. Using historical points of references of paganism and the Vikings' sometimes bloody lore, the turnaround "crusade" from tormenting Christians upon an afflicted Scandinavia is embellished to the tee on Black Metal Satanica. In fact, this pinpointed Christian hypocrisy (which is accurate to certain points) is the instigation effect for Satanism, much less a modern-day crusade of its own to corrupt the world through scathing music and scourging ideals.

Black Metal Satanica takes you as far as you can stomach into a world you're likely best to avoid, because to understand the motives of Watain, Vreid or Shining is to propel yourself beyond every manmade scruple you've had inscribed yourself. You will assuredly need to prepare yourself for the sheer confrontationalism of Shining's body cutting, violent "purification" modes and sheer revulsion for women, much less the human race at-large. In turn, you will need to accept the fact that the haughtiest black metal devotion calls for absolute delineation from the mortal plane. In other words, if that doesn't appeal to you, steer clear with a 180 degree turn.

These practitioners, whether they've burned churches, tipped over gravestones, carved themselves to ribbons or submitted their entire beings to a base form of ethics, are to be heeded. If you want to understand where black metallers come from mentally, be ready to trade in your personal comfort zone. Black metal artists of the most extreme nature don't want your empathy, nor do they wish to be understood. It's amazing Black Metal Satanica excavates as much as it does, considering most who practice it will not talk about it, except maybe to spit on the ground in contempt for ordinary citizenry, and especially those who have tried to twist the form into what is idiotically called "Christian Black Metal." One can see their point in the latter's case.

As the DVD outlines the genre's history from Bathory's reign of musical terror to the most guttural of crimes such as those perpetrated by Emperor's Faust, Black Metal Satanica is full of sadness and loss of its most notable characters, however, it is a very frightening look into an underground you're most likely unprepared for. Caveat emptor, to say the least...

Rating: ***1/2

Posted by Ray Van Horn, Jr. at 7:06 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAF9oQJ2a0g

essentially me in my daily life

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This is a funny ad, but it's not so funny when your wife gets angry like that...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjjXeq7DK8E

found the song from the yip yips video btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R--w_UTR6Q0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beMA3bIoo9I

:)

cannibal corpse in major-key = inspirational

http://skatehardretard.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/metalgoat.jpg

<3<3<3

haha who is responsible for that cannibal corpse in Emaj thing

lol they're called jens & rikard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGzBW6JNMdw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjuw9IQH2_4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoyB9argRR8

from sweden

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwlwgmOcco1qzuil3o1_500.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbZq9w0knFM&feature=player_embedded

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u172/criv88/BurgerKingDiamond.jpg

:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ap3sIaLNYM

http://70000tons.com/home.htm

Imagine starting the year in style. In January 2011, 40 Heavy Metal bands and 2,000 fans will go to the Caribbean to take over the luxury cruise ship "Majesty of the Seas" for a 5 day and 4 night trip of a lifetime.

Make no mistake, this is not one of the cruises where you share the ship with regular cruise guests... This is 100% Heavy Metal! Tons of onboard live shows on several in and outdoor stages, open mic nights, bars that never close, a fun-and-sun-filled day on the beautiful island of Cozumel (Mexico) and an opportunity to mingle side-by-side with the artists in this incredibly fan-friendly scenario that has no comparison. It's like everyone has a backstage pass!

What are you waiting for? You might even need a vacation from this vacation when all is said and done!

http://70000tons.com/artists.htm

jesus christ

i'm on a boat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM0zDiHGtKA&feature=player_embedded

ha god. fuckin flotsam n jetsam

haw is he drinking ZIMA

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what a pro

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at WHAT!

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cultivating all this borderline douchey behavior but making it seem kinda cool???? who else does this besides our own joe shea

― roxymuzak, Monday, January 26, 2009 4:20 AM (1 year ago)

<3 <3 <3

?

it's from upthread

lool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLkOYHYQ2tc

amazing

that brings great joy to my soul

hahahaha

saw the kings of metal lols 2 nights ago: immortal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrJihdss6ro

mostly just the shirt

what IS that shirt

So I was playing some Reek of Putrefaction yesterday and my niece (who is visiting with my brother and his wife) came walking into the room and started dancing. So cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBOHgvnXw0g&feature=related

what IS that shirt

― billion holla baby (roxymuzak), Saturday, April 3, 2010 7:19 PM

lol you've never seen those? there's prob 1 in every thrift store. many variations too

http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/10/A1106C-lg.jpghttp://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/11/A11104A-lg.jpg

hahahaa oh its that??? i love the indian cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJje-yH-8dA&feature=player_embedded#!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRBtXvJQOKU&feature=player_embedded

building off something discussed upthread, i am happy to report that lamb of god has released a "usb box set"

http://media.sonymusicd2c.com/bundles/5491610/images/usb_big.jpg

haaaaa love it

have yall noticed some BM bands stuff saying "FTW" on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGHLkCYPXe4

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/TCI1U-yBH-I/AAAAAAAAE1o/0YDLFMVj_AQ/s400/immortalfake.jpg

^ hahaha

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/8315/dunnolol.jpg

http://gratisrecoup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/b30pu.gif

wait this one

http://gratisrecoup.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cjGbJ.gif

hahaa i actually appreciated the other one more, thinking that you considered it somehow metal

this is pretty metal tbh\

http://syaple.mlblogs.com/500x_tim-lincecum-giants-snuggie.jpg

no way

look at these fuckin clowns right here

http://platform.ak.fbcdn.net/www/app_full_proxy.php?app=123966167614127&v=1&size=o&cksum=3008dd62ced9349dc0f7617f37c28162&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bandsintown.com%2Fimages%2Ffacebook_pages%2Fheader_images%2F1395%2Fnormal%2FCOF_Tour2010_AdmatV2.jpg%3F1295563734

good grief

http://www.viceland.com/int/v18n3/htdocs/gaahl-hates-your-sweatpants-730.php?page=1

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljb2papJTg1qdl3b0o1_500.jpg

\m/

best bit from the Gaahl interview:

Do you still condone church arson?
Yes, of course. [pours us both more wine]

^^ otm, i loled at that

http://i318.photobucket.com/albums/mm428/partypooper12/fourloko.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

i THINK i know the guy in the in flames shirt above

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa_JpzAcXrU&feature=player_embedded#at=57

oh my jesus god

http://i.imgur.com/2XwFr.jpg

winner winner chicken dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKPmkRU-Bzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQin6rnTzYQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs4ZyEuk2FY

travis ryan (of OP and Ibid.) is my facebook friend now

i asked him how much it would cost for cat decap to play in knox and he said "who are you, bam margera?"

how much would it cost for cat cap to butthouse me en masse

apparently just the cost of admission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9YS7bj9Wo

O_O

http://classifieds.thestranger.com/seattle/ViewAd?oid=oid%3A1323264

Ex-Mudslide Frontman Steve Thunderbolt seeks talented bassist and drummer to form a new heavy metal band

Ex-Mudslide Frontman the great Steve Thunderbolt seeks a talented bassist and drummer to form a new heavy metal band. I play rhythm and lead guitar and sing. I play thrash, black, and glam metal. The only band in the history of heavy metal who has ever attempted this was Celtic Frost. It failed because they were too much glam and not enough black and thrash metal. I am the other way around, in that I have more black and thrash metal songs than I do glam songs, but I do have blonde hair so I have a glam image. I have a 12 track recorder and have made numerous cds for Mudslide including "Secret Right to Rock and Roll Reloaded," "Dragonfly of Passion," "Hollywood and Vine," "Columbia City Theater Live," "Studio 7 Live," "The Central Saloon Live 1 and 2," "Station 56 Live," "Chai House Live," "Colortura," "Merkava," "Dark Prophet," and our last album, "In My Final Hours." I have a lot of gigging experience and have my own amps and equipment. Please be over 21 and under 45. Alcohol and drugs are fine except for heroin and crack, so if you are into heroin or crack please do not respond to this ad. All races are welcome except for blacks, so if you are black, pleae do not respond to this ad. I am not racist, it is a drug issue and a safety issue and I cannot have black people at my house. I live in Issaquah and use my house as a practice space. So if you wanna do something that's only been attempted once before in the entire history of music, email mudslider✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ or call 425-306-9353. Belive me, where Celtic Frost failed, I will succeed.

"I'm not racist, Im just totally racist."

its amazing that "where celtic frost failed" has been stated and its NOT the most offensive thing in the paragraph

^

pleae

"but I do have blonde hair so I have a glam image"

travis ryan worked at the used record store near my house when he was in high school. he was the angriest clerk ever! i guess the bacon mask gave him really bad acne or something. the vegan burger at my local bar is named after the band.

should say "when I was in high school", he was maybe 5-10 years older

best drone/noise show i ever saw was his side project, i think it was called UMM iirc

UUM

preceded by UPSILON ACRUX and followed by SOUL JUNK ... all killer no filler.

i can't believe i missed seeing vegan black metal chef until today when a friend linked to it on fb. but of course it's in this thread already. i will pay more attention!
it is good.

hahaha i love "angriest clerk ever!"

that should have read "when I was in high school" not him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRNf_72h2LE

i figured it was so

rolling metal brags: i'm playing with watain in may

cattle decapitation garbage pail kids cards!

Halehelter Airlines is conducting a poll to determine which Norwegian to memorialize on their planes. Current voting shows Øystein Aarseth to be in 1st place. Øystein Aarseth is better known as Euronymous, the founder of the Norwegian black metal band Mayhem. He was murdered by his band mate Varg Vikernes in 1993.

omg guys i cant believe i didnt post this

im working at a civil war house this summer, making their grounds into an arboretum, and a guy lives in a cottage on their cemetery grounds and maintains the cemetery - his name is PER OHLIN

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ylqxdWCg1r73qq5o1_500.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=542EmJfqD_I

am0n i've never before suggested that you obtain a late pass, but this is an appropriate time to do so

that gif has always bugged me because it denies abbath's encyclopedic knowledge of the natural world. the implication of ignorance bears no scrutiny

i know u hate it when black metal is mocked, esp immortal >_<

to atone, how about this
http://www.ugo.com/web-culture/worst-heavy-metal-tattoos

http://mimg.ugo.com/201201/0/0/8/216800/cuts/black-sabbath_528_poster.jpg

oh

i dont mind it being mocked, i mock it, its just not automatically humorous

oh bless his heart with the black sabbaht tat

we have 2 things to talk about and that is that randy blythe from lamb of god is going to prison for 10 years, and then http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-guy-who-punched-danzig-is-writing-a-book-about,81988/

My prisoner solidarity group will not be writing to Randy Blythe.

http://www.facebook.com/argentinumastrum

thats my band like us

not really a lol more of a shill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQcGljqpfdg

oops wrong link hahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded#!

yes i

yes i

found on a GIS lol

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set/BQcDAAAAAwoDanBnAAAABC5vdXQKFlBvR0YzMDhKNEJHWlB2aG0tOXZQVHcAAAACaWQKAXgAAAAEc2l6ZQ.jpg

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/39478351/Opeth+Croc.jpg

*astonished*

travis ryan is getting married tomorrow u_u
thread comes full circle

RIP

heaven needed a pro

heaven needed to be severely butthoused

jacob bannon from converge is auctioning off a puppet-style conversation with his right hand on ebay

jacob bannon from converge needs to be severely butthoused

i hate his appearance

thats such a lame thing to say but it is at least perfectly honest

guys i know theres like bigger news tonight, but the guy from 6 feet under punched travis ryan in the face!!!

http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/485/26617/SIX-FEET-UNDER-s-Chris-Barnes-Punches-CATTLE-DECAPITATION-s-Travis-Ryan

RAN

Travis Ryan
18 minutes ago via mobile ·
Over the last 8 or so years, we've been asked many times to do a Six Feet Under tour. Because of all the horror stories we heard about Chris Barnes from friends who toured with him, we just were never interested in taking part of that. Recently when we agreed to do the tour, it was only on the basis that we didnt have any merch restrictions. No price matching, no limits on designs. Because of the Shockwave tour we were forced to miss, we were fully stocked and had a ton of stuff and now have a huge bill for it. After the first night of the tour, Chris freaked out because of all the merch we had. They tried limiting our designs, but we had in many emails to and from booking agents and documents, that there were to be no merch restrictions. Period. After a bunch of back and forth with their tour manager, the label and between ourselves, we finally agreed to do 4 designs in hopes to just eliminate any drama. We have minded our own business with limited drama ever since. Well, according to our merch guy we did better than them again and this is where it gets lame...

Since Chris mostly hides in his tour bus, they set up a meet and greet at their merch booth, we figure to help generate merch sales. Chris came in and did it right as we hit the stage. Fine, do what you need to do dude. Twice while they were on stage Chris made some typical veggie wisecracks, one was a commentary on the crowd walkout, and one was just dumb and it was apparent to all of us standing there that they were jabs against us, the band following his ass, supporting his band nightly. Ridiculous. So, i confronted him after he left the stage about it. Just words (I will admit i was speaking loudly and with an amount of anger and cursing), just asking if that was really necessary to do to his support band but according to some "industry" peeps that know him well, nobody stands up to barnes. He basically just says "well then how about just having some respect then?", I assume because he's Chris Barnes from Cannibal Corpse or something, that he felt he deserved a mountain of respect and that i should just lay down and take it. I proceed to explain that he lost my respect years ago simply from the kinds of things he did to our friends' bands just trying to tour and SUPPORT his band and the way he treats his fans first and foremost. THESE actions over the years have forced me to see him as unrespectable, even with those first 3 bad ass CC albums under his belt. He got up off the sofa, approaches me, hit the side edge of my jaw right in the middle of my words and i spilled my beer all over their drum tech (sorry Dave). He immediately quickly left the scene and out to his bus. In fact, he was in motion on his way out as he hit me. The only people in the room as far as i could tell was his band members and/or road crew.

I get it. Hes got a big bus to pay for, roadies (one even told one of us he was Chris' bodyguard?), the rest of the band, the whole nine yards. Sorry someone didnt have the foresight to properly order merch, but thats got nothing to do with us. We NEVER wanted to do a tour with Chris Barnes/SFU. We just wanted to get back out and play for our fans who missed us on the previously cancelled tour and this was the only thing around. People kept telling us "Chris really wants you guys" and thats cool and all, we just didnt see it being a tour that we needed to be on, but like i said... It was something to do and we felt we needed to get in front of our fans asap. Since the final stipulation was we were told there were no merch restrictions, we OK'd it. How Chris Barnes didnt get that memo has nothing to do with us. We budged against our personal wishes and we still sold more merch and there were some walkouts. We dont control the fans of any band and what they decide to do with their money and time.

I made it clear to their camp that i have to watch out for our band and they totally understood that we were right, since after all it was all in writing. Im not totally innocent, i went in there and called him out to his face, but from across the room (not literally in his face). I was pissed and just didnt give a shit anymore. I woke up pissed that we now have to figure something else out and i ranted about it on my personal facebook (which was screen shot and then posted on every metal site there is) and now im hearing that Barnes deleted his bragging tweet from last night and is now saying he didnt even hit me? Haha... Its a weird world we live in for sure.

Point blank, i believe the fact that Chris would never have agreed to no merch restrictions and thats fine. We never would have done the tour if there were and here we are. In the exact same scenario we saw coming over many, many years but since we took people on their word (and had it in writing), we took the tour.

Let it be known that i did not call the cops, file a police report or press charges even though management and literally everyone else around me was telling me i should. But that would just be lame.

At the end of the day, i was only looking out for US = my friends - our band. Even if it meant standing up to a dude i once had a lot of respect for and are on the same label as. Im a filter for 4 dudes as this band is a democracy and we all know what went down and watched this unfold. We are all on the same page.

good for him imo

can totally picture him busting into the room and going ham on dude as he describes

not least because i have seen him burst into a pit and send hoos flying

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/126/82838857.gif

Metallica to Release a Line of Shoes that Play a Lars Ulrich Soundbite with Each Step

actual article not needed

haha

my only other news today is that pig d signed to relapse

Six Feet Under vocalist Chris Barnes has issued a statement on his recent quarrel (i.e.; his sucker punching a dude and running to his bus) with Cattle Decapitation’s Travis Ryan to Horns Up Rocks.
“The straight up story is basically here’s a guy that was antagonizing me, calling me an asshole, for days, amongst the crew and musicians of this tour behind my back; and I heard about that,” says Chris.

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

Let’s.

“There were some problems at the beginning of the tour with some questions about the contracts having to do with merchandise…all that was settled. The night after we had that problem, I believe it was in Frederick, Virginia, we were on stage and at the end of the set I said, you know I’m glad we all got our things figured out and got that behind us, you know I really just want to have a great tour and the enjoy the tour you know. I want to thank the opening bands on the tour and let’s move on and have some fun.”

By the way, the fact that there were limits on the merch is fucking disgusting and lame. But people — this is the way it works. Many bands work this way; they limit what the openers can sell, because they want kids spending money on their crap.

“Two days later I find out that this kid’s calling me an asshole around the tour and to everybody involved with the tour. And, you know so I made a little snide comment about ‘eat a veggie burger’ and the guy got all bent out of shape supposedly, and waited for me to get off stage. And broke into my backstage room, got in my face, stepped up to me, three inches from my face, had his finger pointing in my face, yelling at me, calling me an asshole.”

And then…?

“And you know, to me those are fighting words. And I just, I reacted, and you know, I did not sucker punch him, number 1. I didn’t even punch him, okay. He didn’t get punched. He did not get sucker punched. I did not run out of the room. I walked out of the room because I did not feel that it was necessary to pursue violence anymore while the guy was laying on the floor. My crew guy was with me, he didn’t run out of the room with me — he walked out of the room with me,” says Chris.

“I walked up the stairs, I did not hide in my tour bus, I did not do a ‘Rocky Dance.’ I walked off my tour bus approximately a half an hour later and walked right past their crew and van on my way to the hotel with my girlfriend. They didn’t say one word to me. Now, you know, he finds it necessary to attack me in the press and to use my reputation against me for his own benefit. It’s sad and it seems like an unnecessary thing to do and I feel bad for him.”

Hmm. Differing accounts — but who is the liar?

“I don’t want to badmouth anyone but he chose it upon himself to badmouth me, I just want the facts to be known,” says Chris. “I didn’t confront this person, I did not go out of my way to confront someone — he chose to do that. I had no ill feelings toward him, I just like I said, uh… you know, it’s unfortunate for all the fans of both bands that that happened, but all I did was defend myself and really that’s all I can say about it.”

http://gunshyassassin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/barnes1-300x254.jpg

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

lmfao

"I did not feel that it was necessary to pursue violence anymore while the guy was laying on the floor. "

LMFAO

"number 1. I didn’t even punch him, okay."

vs.

"the guy was laying on the floor."

hahhaha he is so stupid

also great way to spend your honeymoon travis

his wife is probably fuckin pissed

"oh and you just had to complain about the tshirt situation"

lol

catdecap

pigglyd!

“And I made a funny comment onstage last night about veggie burgers, you know ‘go have a veggie burger,’ I was just trying to lighten the mood, but lets back it up a bit.”

ahahaaahahahahahahahaha

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8tfmm6xMa1qh9tc7o1_500.jpg

otm

o lord

omg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEC2Z01LnuE

http://metalinjection.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Clutch-Earth-Rocker-604x604.jpg

this album cover is hilariously bad enough to post here imo. why do ppl on rolling metal think it kicks ass???

the lil headstock. lmfbo

lmbo

lol they have a long history of bad covers

i mean

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7FX3wEAeNKo/TSTprGvoVKI/AAAAAAAALCA/PNscSZzn668/s1600/clutch%2Bcover3.jpg

― ILM METAL POLL 2012 (New Management)

^ why

wow @ Nihilist Commando!!

lol at that cover also

its like they just take whatever design trope of a bygone era was being widely revived a year or so prior and just fuck it up and make it extra embarrassing

the clutch burger at kuma's has like 5 different kinds of cheese and that's it
it's just cheese

― ILM METAL POLL 2012 (New Management)

^ why

― ✧ (am0n), Thursday, December 20, 2012 1:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is like the weirdest thing going on right now

i completely ignore that shit

couldn't come up with a decent gif for "transparent socks"

― A fat, shit, jittery fraud of a messageboard poster (Noodle Vague), Saturday, December 15, 2012 6:51 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha theres no way its not him right

i can't think of a way it's not him, no

omg

but...
I WEB-mailed AG to see if he was still running the metal poll, and if not, could I take a crack at it.

"hello me, its me again" - dave mustaine

http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2009/03/19/previews/Mark%20McGrath-PRN-035522.jpg

nooooo

like, why gorgoroth?

i just wanna fly under the sign of hell

lol

lol

puro lol

"Satan."

http://i.imgur.com/c5upBvK.jpg

love that

howl played here the other night. herewith, an itemized list of things they left at my house:

*1 can of Axe body spray
*1 large blue loofah
*18 pins, including a Snow Patrol pin (???)
*1 Origin t-shirt
*1 This That shirt
*1 cable for a pedal board
*2 phone chargers
*1 plastic bag containing 15 cds by other Relapse artists
*1 backpack full of merch supplies like lights, light bulbs, duct tape and sharpies (and some merch)
*1 container of guacamole
*1 family sized bag of trail mix

texted them the list. "lol, you can keep that stuff. thanks!"

i had already eaten the guacamole, so

*1 large blue loofah

Christian Heavy Metal Singer Arrested For Hiring Hitman To Kill Wife

Also the lead-singer of Austrian Death Machine, who have a sparse presence on ilm (seemingly all Algerian Goalkeeper lists), but who have sustained themselves through 2 full-length albums of Schwarzenegger-themed joek metal, with a third scheduled to be released this year.

I wonder if any of the funds were taken from the recently-completed Austrian Death Machine indiegogo campaign

http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/triple-brutal-austrian-death-machine-a-makes-new-record-and-tour?fb_action_ids=10151315481148297&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_aggregation_id=288381481237582

"OK,guys: band meeting. we're $15K past our goal..."

yeah and dude owns and operates his own studio so....60,000 bucks, really?

he sends his most generous donors a chewed-on sacramental wine bottle

huh.

Who do yall think he asked to help him?

a cop

yeah, but who got him to the cop? his bass player? late-shift guy at the taqueria? someone he trusted enough to be like "bro, you gotta help me kill my wife." and they were like "i'll help you bro. sure. done this before. I know a guy."

as i die loling

he googled "hire someone to kill my wife" and clicked "i feel lucky"

lolbum covers

http://www.blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/fairwarningsundancer.jpg

http://www.blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/skidrowunitedbig.jpg

omfg

sundancer cover is......something

that's true, it is a thing

what type of thing i do not know

hes a solar panel that powers the damn tv's thru dancing?

occupy skid row

lmao at "powers the damn tv's"

...and lmao at "occupy skid row"

can we just

http://www.blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/olivaraisecd.jpg

http://www.blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/udosteel1.jpg

http://www.blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/fullforcenext.jpg

http://www.blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/manowar2012band.jpg

haha

christ

am0n were you at mdf??

i saw sleep and then had to "babysit" my wasted friend

i saw sleep and then ascended to the overworld

they were great. i also ate a polish sausage which i barfed up later lol

haha i ate one too!! that is the only on-site food i ate

http://www.invisibleoranges.com/2013/11/why-we-love-metal-drama/

hahaha i LOVE that shirt tho

also scott seward if you are reading plz get in touch re: solo bass dude discussed upthread. do you have his email address????

what a terrible post

its weak as fuck (i mean, p sure everyone in the world loves drama. lol @ the reasons: "it's funny!" -- insightful! never thought of that!!), plz dont take my link as an endorsement of the "article"!! only of the lols induced by the anti blake judd shirt

rip blabbermouth covers upthread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KczIvnTTDAM

its not a lol but i recently deleted a member of glorior belli from my fb friends list because he was going on about "hook-nosed fags" etc :/

i dont know why im surprised anymore by anything

just going to watch the video amon posted and learn something i guess

srsly? if I ever find the one Glorior Belli cd I one I'm trading it from my Madden team breaking it when I get home

honestly tho reading an interview with 95% of my favorite bands almost always leads me to disappointment :/. though Satyr's were always delightfully moronic.

http://www.metalinjection.net/around-the-interwebs/check-out-this-brutal-wedding-cake

yum

http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/tumblr_lpwsbzTC5I1qgvhuho1_500.jpeg?291902

http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bolt-thrower-cake-6.jpeg?291902

ambivalent about whether this is lol (wasn't my joke):

Bosom: Great name for an all female Burzum cover band.

BUZUM

ok so i hesitate to post this on "metal" lols but

Vince Neil Is Being Followed By Dark Energy That He Believes Has Been Causing Devastating Consequences in His Life

the comments are pretty lol

Dave K Jackman
Shout at the devil come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya you should be in prision for kill razzel in that drunk driving get a clue
Friday at 8:51pm

lmao dave k jackman otm

come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya

https://i.imgur.com/VOc65xL.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwXi02hdTJk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMo-Xh6dDGY

http://i50.tinypic.com/2mfhjsx.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoWC0h_IIAAZA-e.jpg

XTREME WKIW

when life has ceased in margaritaville

hahaha i stood behind that dude so much at MDF!!!

i may have taken that picture?

XD

http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&hl=en#!

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 14, 2012 6:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, July 15, 2012 3:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dave K Jackman
Shout at the devil come on dabble in it it will come to bite ya you should be in prision for kill razzel in that drunk driving get a clue
Friday at 8:51pm

― ⓢⓗⓘⓣ (am0n), Sunday, June 29, 2014 4:50 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sorry no news just reliving 1 glory day

http://www.youtube.com/v/x7Y2DCIC3SU&feature=player_embedded&fs=1&hl=en#!

― mythical mickey rourke jacket (latebloomer), Friday, July 13, 2012 5:19 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, July 14, 2012 6:16 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes i

― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Sunday, July 15, 2012 3:41 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i think abt this often

Dave K Jackman
Ozzy did likd rick ruben said when they started recording he played the first two albums for the m and said we have to be there ozzy probly said i was stoned there got stoned made a good ablum big deal sharon you have more money kids have more money ozzy still the same.imagine where shed be with out him wearing te pants in that famiy bring the money in fighting to run sony or he dads old biz
December 19, 2013 at 10:49pm

Dave K Jackman · Top Commenter
Should write a song about how he od and died i think he started this project case crue cant write the hits cause the real nixx sixx isnt in the band that wrote them vinces bro is writeing them for crue
Reply · · September 29, 2013 at 12:09pm

http://oi59.tinypic.com/30ijryc.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6jz8slzG5Q

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0290/8145/products/paome_a1c8ec30-4cee-0132-859c-06e2e50a1aeeplace_glmiCBQ7RulbWB30lR3Q_Fenriz_large.png?v=1415833668

hahahahaha

http://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/venomband2014new_638.jpg

blabbermouth cracking down on hotlinking these days.