Live Developing Story: Pelican stuck in a tree in Florida.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
pelicans are v v important
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3047/2456224307_3fdd3938bb_o.jpg
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:19 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
in soviet russia trees get stuck up pelicans
― DG, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:20 (fifteen years ago) link
"We're Sending Our Love Up a Tree"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
If it trees, it leads.
― kingfish, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link
can somebody summarize this thread for me - is there a pelican stuck up a tree in Florida
― J0hn D., Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
stay classy, cnn.com
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
the chicago band?
― cutty, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
what about their new t-shirt feature? I was going to post yesterday that I could get a lovely shirt with a headline about a dead child
― akm, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Other currently developing love stories that apparently weren't important enough to be marked as the top story:
National Day on Prayer Democrats on Iraq McCain campaigns in Cleveland
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img33.picoodle.com/img/img33/4/5/1/f_treem_29b6a94.jpg
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
I was going to post yesterday that I could get a lovely shirt with a headline about a dead child
Very Butthole Surfers.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
roffle
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
there should be an all-pelican-and-grapefruit channel
I DIED OTM. I await Obama's book about the experience.
Comment submitted to be read live on-air:
I, for one, would like to know the pelican's position on the gas tax holiday.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
the audacity of trees
― mookieproof, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:28 (fifteen years ago) link
if u dont care about pelicans then u are letting the terrists win.
― ian, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link
That could seriously be a Pelican album title.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link
what are the pelican's flaws?
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link
gets stuck in trees
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
how does an creature granted with the gift of flight get stuck in a tree? is it lazy?
― kingfish, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link
an -> a
i think we all need to know what pelican's pastor thinks.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:40 (fifteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2457097242_ed0e27107c_o.jpg
UPDATE
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
The full context is super-roffly; look at the videos they decided not to lead with in favor of the pelican story:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2457097264_932e6aa5e3_o.jpg
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
By the time this is all done the bill is going to be huge.
― DJ Mencap, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
lolololol they are now showing Obama speaking about race and the economy, still under the headline "Pelican stuck in tree"
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:43 (fifteen years ago) link
omgosh
― Surmounter, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
bah, they fixed it
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I can't imagine being the editor that said "let's go with the tree pelican over BABIES TOSSED OFF 50-FOOT TOWER FOR LUCK"
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:44 (fifteen years ago) link
NEW CAMPAIGN METAPHOR
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Guys, it's contagious: as I'm typing this, the BBC (BBC 2 TV) have a graphologist analyzing this year's Snooker world championship quarter finalists' handwriting.
― StanM, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Recuers?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:50 (fifteen years ago) link
baby tossing footage is mind-blowing
"no, no, no oh shit they're not really oh shit they are HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN"
― milo z, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link
the bouncing, not the dropping
Which would you rather do this weekend? Play "Grand Theft Auto IV" 8% Watch "Iron Man" 15% Both 4% Neither 72%
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:57 (fifteen years ago) link
lol, CNN.com didn't count on the silent "Not A Big Fucking Nerd" majority
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 14:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Which would you rather do this weekend? Get stuck in tree 8% Drop babies for luck 15% 17 minutes, 4 seconds - no breathing 4% Don't let a hospital kill you 72%
― I DIED, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
WHO RECUE ME FROM HOSPITAL DEATH?
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link
So is the pelican okay? PLZ let me know soon cause I gotta go camp out for Iron Man tix...
― Viceroy, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Sign up for instant pelican updates on your phone and you'll not have to worry.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Opportunity!
Firefox can't find the server at www.treestrandedpelican.com
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I just searched for news on the pelican because I'm on the edge of my seat here. All I found was this thread.
― ENBB, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Is SOMEONE chucking live fish up to it? Please, a firefighter helicopter needs to drop buckets of live fish over this tree.
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Prosty the Spokesgland
Pelican Prosty
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:41 (fifteen years ago) link
the stranded spokesfowl
― Abbott, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
when's the news conference- i need a pelican brief
― brownie, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link
how does an creature granted with the gift of flight get stuck in a tree? is it lazy?-- kingfish, Thursday, May 1, 2008 2:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
-- kingfish, Thursday, May 1, 2008 2:37 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
http://www.alpacino.ws/img/ap_head.jpg
Fly, Pelican, Fly!
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 1 May 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
DANIA BEACH, Fla. -- Firefighters had to rescue a pelican that was dangling from a tree about 50 feet in the air Thursday.
The pelican was hanging upside down by its wing from some monofilament line in an Australian pine tree near the Dania Beach pier.
Beachgoer Sharon Schultz spotted the pelican Thursday morning.
"At first I thought he was dead, and I came and looked closer and he was struggling," Schultz said.
Schultz said she went to the pier for help and was told the bird had been hanging there since Tuesday. She was also told that a wildlife group had already come, but she was incensed by what she perceived to be a lack of sympathy for the animal.
"They said it was dead," Schultz said. "They weren't going to do nothing about it, so I called (Local) 10. I didn't know what else to do, and now everybody's here to get the bird out of the tree. That's all I wanted."
Hollywood firefighters used a ladder truck to rescue the bird. They snipped the wire and brought it down safely.
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.local10.com/2008/0501/16107543.jpg
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link
not so funny now, is it fuckers?
― n/a, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link
dangling pelican vs dangling Reverend
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:04 (fifteen years ago) link
poor poor pelican
― cutty, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:07 (fifteen years ago) link
They could have leaned a little harder on the "psychos think it's cool to leave dead birds hanging from trees for days" angle.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
rolling marine critters in distress thread:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/04/30/AR2008043003189_pf.html
White house to endangered whales - eat it, suckers!
― Oilyrags, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
More like pelican't, amirite?
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah that's not the title if I wanted to hear about the fucking white house I wouldn't be looking at cnn.com now would I
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:12 (fifteen years ago) link
-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, May 1, 2008 1:04 PM (Thursday, May 1, 2008 1:04 PM) Bookmark Link
um, what?
― gabbneb, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
reverend wright
― cutty, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link
he's lettin it hang out.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Kelly Tilghman?
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
meanwhile, US dockworkers have shut down one of the busiest port systems in the world in protest of the iraq war and cnn's got nuthin
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-ports2-2008may02,0,474763.story
― Edward III, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
estimated cost of west coast ports closing for one day: $1 billion
― Edward III, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:30 (fifteen years ago) link
CNN.com Headline:
14th-century shipwreck laden with treasure found
* Story Highlights * Geologists on a search for diamonds off Namibia stumble on a shipwreck * Ship loaded with gold coins, elephant tusks, copper and cannons * Ship dates to late 1400s- early 1500s, heyday of de Gama and Columbus * Archaelogist speculates: Was captain on official business, or was he a pirate?
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/05/01/Namibia.shipwreck.ap/index.html
Point to one thing wrong with that and you're smarter than the unpaid intern they replaced the full-time copy editor with.
― burt_stanton, Thursday, 1 May 2008 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link
― deej, Thursday, 1 May 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link
hahahahah
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link
They fixed it (perhaps that intern lurks on ILE).
― o. nate, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Video report on out of control binge drinking rising among women - alarm! Commercial leading into video - Miller LIte party time! Not joking.
― Super Cub, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's see if you get the same:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/05/01/newton.uk.drowning.controversy.cnn
― Super Cub, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/05/01/tv.walters.affair.ap/index.html
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
wau
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
current headline:
Police: Mom found 'D.C. Madam' hanged herself
― abanana, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
okay waht
― HI DERE, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm sure there was absolutely NO foul play involved in that one!
― Nhex, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
'D.C. Madam' found dead
Let the speculation fly!
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
headline still up, still totally ungrammatical
― abanana, Thursday, 1 May 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link
CNN's also selling t-shirts of their headlines now.
― milo z, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/tshirt/allshirts/index.html
― milo z, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:28 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit
― deeznuts, Friday, 2 May 2008 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Ducks Get Police Escort Across 4 Lanes
― Abbott, Friday, 2 May 2008 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
What happened to the incest dad!?!?!
― David R., Friday, 2 May 2008 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link
Incest Dad Gets Police Escort Into 4 Lanes
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 May 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Incest Ducks Gets Police Escort Into 4 Lanes
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:02 (fifteen years ago) link
"Shocking Ad Shows Real Waterboarding" lol
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm gonna buy shirts for every headline that appears every day for a week
― akm, Friday, 2 May 2008 06:26 (fifteen years ago) link
no i'm not
Incest dad stuck in a tree in Austria
― StanM, Friday, 2 May 2008 10:19 (fifteen years ago) link
k-i-s-s-i-n--------- oh i'm going to hell.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 2 May 2008 14:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Say hi to incest dad when you get there!
― David R., Friday, 2 May 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
here's the other irritating thing about cnn.com lately: why the fuck are so many news stories video only? I know cnn is a tv network, but most of these things have AP or reuters written news stories; please put those up as well. I'd rather not sit here at watch TV at work.
― akm, Friday, 2 May 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Teens texting, 'sexting' on cell phones
― abanana, Saturday, 3 May 2008 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
yea, I'd like to see the video as an embed like right justified inside the text story
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Sunday, 4 May 2008 03:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i32.tinypic.com/w8amif.png
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:30 (fifteen years ago) link
also not clear if 3rd headline refers to first headline or second
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:31 (fifteen years ago) link
why no t-shirt for the dead thrown into rivers?
― akm, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link
aren't the last two just sub-headlines for the first?
― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
oh shit
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link
i better start the RIP Mario thread
http://i25.tinypic.com/5ej05x.png
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 May 2008 05:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Mom's gift to kids: 'No!'
aw, sweet
― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you trying to soothe your child with things?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Jaime sticks to asking her mom for "important stuff -- like shoes," she says.
SMOTHER HER WITH SHOES
― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 May 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7390109.stm
TRACER HAND: why doesn't the BBC have a headline shirt business
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm glad someone else noticed that story.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm psychic...I have that ESPN. My boobs can tell when it's going to rain.
Well, they can tell when it's raining.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/sci_nat_enl_1210267279/img/laun.jpg
WHERE DA TITTIES AT????
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Dead voted off of 'Dancing with the Stars', Living wait for Aid
― Hurting 2, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
those baby tits are terrifying
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
More boobs need gapping yellow maws and protuberant bruises.
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
YELLOW NIPPLE VACUUM WILL PALPATE YOUR GLANS AWKWARDLY
are you on something
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
!
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
o_O pills f'rinstance
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
though even I have to admit that "my boobs can tell me when it's raining" would make a great song lyric, particularly for a ballad
I am trying to ruin boobs.
...? maybe?
― Abbott, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
that was an awesome o_O though, not a creepy o_O
xxpost "my boobs can tell me when it's raining" is from Mean Girls!
― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link
oh I only remember the bus collision from that movie
― El Tomboto, Friday, 9 May 2008 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link
My penis can tell when it's raining too! Though I have to stand naked outside for it to work.
― Tuomas, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf, tuomas.com
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 May 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
So I guess those junior-high dirty joke books finally crossed the Atlantic.
― David R., Friday, 9 May 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Awww, dude.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
RIP pelican. If it died.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
it's really vile and demeaning when they refer to people as "iReporters", esp. the widows of dead soldiers and people battling cancer etc.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 23 May 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/05/23/charles.growth.ap/index.html
bye, Camilla
― HI DERE, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.nailpassion.com/famousw/Camilla/wncamilla.jpg
Will miss U.
― Abbott, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link
this is a gr8 thread
― deej, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
FDA warns of harmful nipple cream
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/05/23/fda.nipple.cream.ap/index.html
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link
iReporters? So condescending, like 'citizen journalist'. Previous generations could understand the meaning of 'vox populi' just fine.
Also where's the writ from Apple?
― suzy, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link
see im alright with them calling ppl who send in videos of pelicans "iReporters". i bristle more at them referring to the widows of dead soldiers as iReporters, like they're reporting about their husband's death on their camera phone or something. idk it's just really awful and yeah condescending
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I cannot help but have 'come the revolution' thoughts about people who send their kitteh videos to the news networks.
― suzy, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I have those thoughts about the news networks who show them.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 24 May 2008 18:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I just have these thoughts.
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 24 May 2008 18:05 (fifteen years ago) link
I.
― Abbott, Saturday, 24 May 2008 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link
.I
― StanM, Saturday, 24 May 2008 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Man struck by lightning, says 'it hurt'
PROFOUND
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link
'it hurt'
So close to 'butthurt,' so far from the reality.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link
One of my high school classmates (a cousin of FB, actually) was hit by lightning about... 16? years ago; the little toe on each foot was melted off but his actual shoes survived unscathed. We told him he should mail them (the shoes, sicko) to Nike and angle for free footwear.
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link
My best friend from high school was killed by a lightning strike 12 years ago this week. He was wearing sunglasses at the time, and the frame melted right at the bridge. Amazing.
(Not trying to be a buzzkill with this. He would have thought it was hilarious, actually, and it kind of was.)
― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Bridge to Tererofflia
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://bp1.blogger.com/_SDqU7KTqq1M/R2n2xTnhXKI/AAAAAAAAAHc/P-Ry9yr_QF8/s1600-h/cnn-britney.jpg
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Hahaha Ned. To make it even funnier, he was standing on a dock pulling in a crab trap at the time.
― Pancakes Hackman, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Jackson also used n-word during gaffe
Rapper explains why he didn't use n-word
This episode of cnn.com has been brought to you by the letter N.
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 17 July 2008 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link
God fucking dammit why oh why must every headline I find maybe interesting on cnn.com be a fucking video link I mean for god's sake is the printed word really so much to ask when reading news?
― en i see kay, Saturday, 19 July 2008 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link
tonight larry king was doing something on ufos so whenever i looked up the headlines were all like, "aliens: what do they want from humans?"
― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 19 July 2008 08:15 (fifteen years ago) link
en i see kay oh tee em
― sleep, Monday, 21 July 2008 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link
-- tipsy mothra, Saturday, July 19, 2008 8:15 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link
yeah people at the hotel were like 'what the hell is going on are we being invaded'
no dumbass
we are not
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 21 July 2008 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link
God fucking dammit why oh why must every headline I find maybe interesting on cnn.com be a fucking video link
no fucking shit, i do not want to watch TV on my computer, CNN, lazy fuckos
― akm, Monday, 21 July 2008 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/25/jet.emergency/index.html
Note the headline on this story. It is listed on the front page as:
Gash appears on jet at 29,000 feet
(maybe this is more accurately "wtf, my 13-year-old maturity level")
― HI DERE, Friday, 25 July 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link
you are messed up
― bnw, Friday, 25 July 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Google Top CNN headlines: Bus rider beheads seat mate, witness says Guilty verdict in videotaped torture death Police: Preacher killed wife, put her in freezer
― forksclovetofu, Friday, 1 August 2008 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KDO_yCYcuU (2:25-2:35)
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 1 August 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Swinger sex case 'about pure evil,' prosecutor says
Okay, so it's going to be, like, an obscenity case with some consenting adults havin' weird sex and an overzealous prosecutor, right?
An East Texas man took part in "pure evil" by helping to run swinger parties that forced children as young as 5 to have sex...
Oh wait, it's about CHILD RAPISTS. You know those swingers, always RAPING CHILDREN.
― en i see kay, Wednesday, 6 August 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link
hey guys @ cnn.com video, showing 5 consecutive still photos /= a "time lapse"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 August 2008 07:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Japan: Bunch of grapes sold for $910
― forksclovetofu, Monday, 11 August 2008 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link
-- en i see kay, Wednesday, August 6, 2008 6:16 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link
that's pretty much pure evil. sorry, what is your point?
― s1ocki, Monday, 11 August 2008 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link
The point is that the headline should have focused less on the "swingers" part and more on the "raping children" part.
― HI DERE, Monday, 11 August 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
It was that the headline (and to a lesser extent, the story) pretty much conflates people who have non-standard sex lives with pedophiles.
I mean, a case where a group of adults are forcing children to have sex is not a 'Swinger sex case'.
xpost Thx Dan
― en i see kay, Monday, 11 August 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XT2UmZxzmjs
― cozwn, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
sexsiren69 (5 days ago) Show Hide 0 Marked as spam Reply | Spam hahahahahahaha good for the mcDonalds worker that got what they wanted people like dat always have something to say bad to transexuals and then when the transexuals fight back its a problem let this be known transexuals are not haveing it for the 08 and for the furture so test those girls if you want tooo
― goole, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Squeeze fruit seeds, get fuel from *CNN*.com - Breaking News, U.S., World, Weather, Entertainment *...* Bryan Beer, a citrus grower in southwestern Florida, sees himself as a bit of a pioneer. He's not digging for gold. It's more like he's planting for oil.
― roxymuzak, Monday, 11 August 2008 22:57 (fifteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Monday, 11 August 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Potato looks like Mickey Mouse http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif
― abanana, Friday, 22 August 2008 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link
'How do I say no' to the limbless?
― HI DERE, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:15 (fifteen years ago) link
(solely because of the stupid, stupid headline)
"no" <--- like that
― goole, Friday, 22 August 2008 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Chris Kattan, wife of eight weeks file for separation
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Comedian Chris Kattan's marriage to his model wife lasted almost as long as a "Saturday Night Live" skit.
wtf, ap
― abanana, Sunday, 24 August 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 24 August 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
At least it has a real ending [/friars club]
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 24 August 2008 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link
http://thepage.time.com/2008/08/24/a-wolf-in-denver-clothing/
― gabbneb, Monday, 25 August 2008 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link
okay lol at this being available ad a t-shirt:
Palin killed bridge, but kept the money
― lol (HI DERE), Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I couldn't find any similar thread for the BBC website, but those fruity Brits seem like they have a lot more fun at work.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7622492.stm
― brad_stedmeier (burt_stanton), Thursday, 18 September 2008 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Thursday is cat news day on CNN.com:
Rescuers free 'miracle cat' from toilet
Actor allegedly beat cat to death
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 September 2008 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Chimp takes Segway for ride, then bails
huh
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i thought that said "and balls" for a second.
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Does a chimp ever take anything for a ride and then NOT "bail"?
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link
that space monkey didn't "bail"
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link
so I'm guessing ppl didn't make it all the way to the end of the clip...?
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Baby eats crack at party http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif
― abanana, Friday, 24 October 2008 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif
― fiftig wintra — wæs ða frod cyning, (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 24 October 2008 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link
'Hit a Jew day' gets 6th graders in trouble http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 24 October 2008 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Principal Linda Lelonek called an assembly Tuesday and turned the incident into a teachable moment.
― fiftig wintra — wæs ða frod cyning, (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 24 October 2008 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 October 2008 16:49 (fifteen years ago) link
"The worse things get the plainer the experts talk, that may or may not be true but if it is you heard it here first"
― BIG HOOS was a communisteen orgadriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 24 October 2008 17:06 (fifteen years ago) link
REAL NEWS
― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
in other news: chocolate is sweet! sex is fun!
chocolate isn't sweet
― There is no Grodd but Mallah and Congorilla is His Prophet. (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 29 October 2008 00:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Woman, 75, shoots intruder in crotch
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link
okay, might actually do this one
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/3/11/5/f_cnnshirtm_f5a7e5c.jpg
― I DIED, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
did someone move this from ILE?
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 24 November 2008 07:48 (fifteen years ago) link
and can you move it back? we already have a cnn thread.
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 24 November 2008 07:50 (fifteen years ago) link
weird
― adult turban contemporary (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 24 November 2008 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link
i for one welcome it
one is for the site, one is for the channel
1p3: official ilx cnn hub
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Monday, 24 November 2008 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Tweeting the terror: Social networks react
― racist (J0rdan S.), Friday, 28 November 2008 01:43 (fifteen years ago) link
currently the headline story:
No good way to tell kids they have cancer
When her mom and dad called her into the den, 9-year-old Gigi Pasley thought they were going to tell her a big surprise, "a good surprise" she said. Instead, they told Gigi she had cancer. "She burst out with this awful sound, a moan, a scream of complete and utter agony," said her mother, Jessica Pasley. The Pasleys learned that day there's no good way to tell your child she has cancer. full story
― abanana, Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link
What, no spoonful of sugar?
― La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l’on n’a pas (Michael White), Thursday, 18 December 2008 18:22 (fifteen years ago) link
The Pasleys learned that day there's no good way to tell your child she has cancer.
Really. The Pasleys had to learn this.
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 18 December 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
"The good new is, you're not going to have to play dodge ball with that mean ol' coach anymore."
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 18 December 2008 19:40 (fifteen years ago) link
"You know how you hate how your curly hair keeps getting tangled up after you get out of bed? Well guess what."
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 18 December 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
plz plz plz tell me that the daughter invented this surprise thing herself and that her parents didn't actually use the word when they called her in because yikes
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 December 2008 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
that is shades of the kindergarten teacher who told us all we were going to listen to the news because one of our classmates was going to be on, only for us to hear a story about how was killed in a car accident because he was sticking his head out of the window
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, 18 December 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link
holeeshit
― өөө (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 18 December 2008 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link
bet you never stuck your head out the window after that
― or what (tron), Friday, 19 December 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link
"No good way to tell kids they have cancer
When her mom and dad called her into the den, 9-year-old Gigi Pasley thought they were going to tell her a big surprise, "a good surprise" she said. Instead, they told Gigi she had cancer. "She burst out with this awful sound, a moan, a scream of complete and utter agony," said her mother, Jessica Pasley. The Pasleys learned that day there's no good way to tell your child she has cancer. full story"
Oh man. That just screams newbie writer with a "great lead" for her "serious feature"
― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Friday, 19 December 2008 04:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Cafferty: What should Senate do on Burris?
uh
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/01/21/germaise.actor.shot.in.head.wfts
really more "wtf, this story"
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link
wrong link?
― Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
bah the video isn't working now
To summarize: old dude shoots older dude in the head while rehearsing a community theater production of "Damn Yankees". Shot dude got through WWII without seeing gunfire but not dress rehearsal. Reporter is a total tool throughout.
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
"Swear-In Oops -- So He Did It Again"
― roxymuzak, Friday, 23 January 2009 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/01/23/lw.opposite.sex.friends/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
― roxymuzak, Monday, 26 January 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago) link
chandler and monica anyone?
― 8====D ------ ㋡ (max), Monday, 26 January 2009 13:01 (fifteen years ago) link
good picture - really sums up the article
― s1ocki, Monday, 26 January 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
STORY HIGHLIGHTS
― max, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't Miss
― max, Monday, 26 January 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link
― Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Monday, 26 January 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"Chimp had tea, Xanax before vicious attack"
why can I not get this as a shirt?????
― akm, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link
so Penn Gillette is a fucking political commentator now? gross
― Irving Forbush (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link
First lady, queen embrace; tongues wag
― hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Friday, 3 April 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link
you know i thought penn was a dbag blowhard even when i just knew of his work as a magician
i had some srsops about magicans back inna day
― just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 April 2009 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link
The 'endlessly entertaining' music of M. Ward
― abanana, Sunday, 5 April 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/2l89a87.png
― the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
can you even do that???
― europeen handball (k3vin k.), Monday, 13 April 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
man see u
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 April 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://robertswartwood.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/wire-towers.jpg
― the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 April 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/wayoflife/04/15/bromance/index.html
Are you and best buddy in a 'bromance'?
STORY HIGHLIGHTSMovies, TV shows celebrate "bromances" Bromance is a close, nonsexual relationship between menPsychologist: Straight men who share feelings with men may make better partners
― the sultan of ban (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
let me see if i get this right
men can be friends and it's not a gay thing
ok whatever
― fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
Guy Fieri, TV host of Food Network's "Diners, Drive-ins and Dives," is another man who has sampled many burgers during his cross-country travels. He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot. He also feels the sandwich has been the target of some abuse.
"I think some people have played with its reputation a little bit," Fieri said. "I can't say I'm a fan of a pre-cooked frozen patty on a bun, packaged in a cellophane container."
― starsky and what (J0rdan S.), Friday, 17 April 2009 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link
stop sandwich abuse, i'm with him on this
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 17 April 2009 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link
He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.He believes the hamburger is an American icon that has won appeal from every culture in the nation's melting pot.
― ian, Friday, 17 April 2009 05:52 (fifteen years ago) link
btw had a burger last night--med rare, ham, bacon, american cheese, grilled onions, tobasco sauce. delicious.
― ian, Friday, 17 April 2009 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link
now THAT'S news
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Saturday, 18 April 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2009/04/24/dnt.woman.bear.hit.run.kktv
probably more wtf, bear
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Friday, 24 April 2009 17:38 (fifteen years ago) link
'Brady Bunch' mom hugs a lot of people
― we know gay coop (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 May 2009 22:54 (fourteen years ago) link
# Puppy accidentally flushed down toilet Video
― clotpoll, Monday, 15 June 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i27.tinypic.com/2znz4ns.png
― sailor goon (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link
classy!!
― sylvia plathter cathter (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 08:36 (fourteen years ago) link
belly roll caused such a stir that it killed ted kennedy
― fleetwood (max), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/fjhkgbbb.jpg
http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/09/04/test.now/index.html?eref=rss_latest
― Angus Young (roxymuzak), Friday, 4 September 2009 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link
wtf, CNN.com
― fleetwood (max), Friday, 4 September 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link
on cnn.com now: "More good news from celebrities"
thanks
― akm, Sunday, 27 September 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
here's some now!!
"Jon Stewart zings CNN anchor, iPhone"
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 October 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link
haha "Letterman suspect had problems"
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Saturday, 3 October 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link
THIS IS AN ACTUAL HEADLINE ON THE FRONT PAGE RIGHT NOW:
Singer's anthem fail is in good company
"anthem fail"?????????????? wtf
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 13:50 (fourteen years ago) link
aggggghhhhhhh make it stop
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/10/13/ac.shot.mon.cnn
gonna admit, the video is kind of hilarious tho
― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 13:56 (fourteen years ago) link
poor hockey girl
Some Hong Kong teens get paid for sex http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.element/img/2.0/global/icons/video_icon.gif
― abanana, Monday, 19 October 2009 06:54 (fourteen years ago) link
XD
― les rallizes gay nudes (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 19 October 2009 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SPORT/10/25/golf.pimped.cart.hummer/index.html
Literally anything is possible when it comes to "pimping" up your golf buggy, with all sorts of unique options available.
― harbl, Monday, 26 October 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaaha pimping up!!
― e\m/ily (roxymuzak), Friday, 30 October 2009 22:28 (fourteen years ago) link
CNN affiliate KCRA captured footage of students outside the building shouting, "Who's university? Our university!"
― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 20 November 2009 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link
wow
― lift this towel, its just a nipple (HI DERE), Friday, 20 November 2009 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link
who is university? we are!!!!
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Friday, 20 November 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Palin says 'drill baby drill' for oil http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/img/v3/icons/video_text.gif
thank you news.bbc.co.uk for this important news update
― abanana, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link
BREAKING NEWS
http://i.imgur.com/cl2Uu.jpg
― StanM, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:04 (fourteen years ago) link
"Two sides of Confederacy debate" is so classic
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:05 (fourteen years ago) link
"Smelly students prompt MIT action" lol IT
― fischer-price my first chukkas (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Bullock adoption of black tot debated
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
What if the Tea Party were black?
― itchy rainbolt (clotpoll), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Bullock black baby blunder batted back-and-forth.
― M. Loh, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
^ (they might as well have said)
I've waited all my life to see something like this:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/05/04/vo.teens.saved.from.waterfall.cnn?hpt=T2
Be sure to stay tuned for "Badger on the loose in post office"
― M. Loh, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Breaking News: New York's Times Square evacuated.
... well thanks, wanna tell us WHY
― it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Friday, 7 May 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link
"suspicious" "package"
― not having a luxury watch is terrible (unregistered), Friday, 7 May 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
seriously what year is this stock image from?
http://i42.tinypic.com/xm04kx.png
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i42.tinypic.com/2v12003.png
― Fetchboy, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 11:37 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 May 2010 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
PROFESSIONAL PHOTO ILLUSTRATION
http://i44.tinypic.com/2ymgaxf.png
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link
currently on main page:
"Aniston denies eating baby food""Surf's up for amputees""Laser turns 50, but almost didn't happen""I married a Star Wars stormtrooper"
― you better check that sausage before you put it in the rofl (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 14 May 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link
"Surf's up for amputees"
^one of the best dead milkmen songs iMO
lmao!
― (latebloomer) (latebloomer), Friday, 14 May 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Surf's up amputees fags!!!
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Friday, 14 May 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Typos: Where's the outrage?
Who cares if a few words are mistyped these days? It's digital. It's done in a flash. So goes much of current thought. Not so fast, says columnist Bob Greene. Accuracy matters. It's a matter of discipline and diligence. FULL STORY
― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Cop stomps on innocent man's head
― ksh, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Octopus catches shark for dinner
c'mon now
http://i48.tinypic.com/2cfqtr5.png
― mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 22 May 2010 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link
gay blood!
http://i47.tinypic.com/10n9wrl.png
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
subject line + lead post like my all-time fave ilx moment after hats get washed & people who don't like dmb get shot at
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Limbs, dreams lost on 'train of death'
― the most horrifying moment in shallow grave (abanana), Friday, 25 June 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link
― (roxymuzak) ((((d-.-b)))) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 June 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Lou Gehrig's victim: Kill me for my organs
― "the English sweat" (a new disease) (clotpoll), Friday, 30 July 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Tila Tequila suffers cuts, but escapes juggalos attack
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
"The witness asked not to be identified so that he does not anger the juggalos."
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
proprietor of gib do you have a link for this amazing story
― zorn_bond.mp3, Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/15/tila.tequila.attacked/index.html
― proprietor of gib (roxymuzak), Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link
"Pretty soon, the owners who run the juggalos will be bankrupt," she tweeted.
― Mosquepanik at Ground Zero (abanana), Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
lmaoooo
― zorn_bond.mp3, Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Witness: Violence escalated when she took off her top
:/
― zorn_bond.mp3, Sunday, 15 August 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Stephen Hawking: God didn't create universe
246,926,195,409,564 people shared this.
― ('_') (omar little), Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
35000 times the world population shared this
― dy (max) ia (crüt), Saturday, 4 September 2010 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link
the rest of the universe pitched in
― friends don't understand us, adults don't understand us (zorn_bond.mp3), Saturday, 4 September 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 4 September 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Christina Hendricks turns on men and women
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
First she slowly and methodically gains their trust - regardless of gender - and then she turns on them.
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
'Gringo van der Sloot' offered pot in prison
― jónsi - go die (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
the fact that that is a news item is lol
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Fury grows in France over retirement age
A major airport in France was blocked and a huge rally was planned in Paris -- all due to anger over a pension bill. Lady Gaga canceled concerts because of the chaos. FULL STORY
― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/POLITICS/10/27/gop.ad.wizard/c1main.demon.sheep.yt.jpg
― rothko's chapel and waffles (omar little), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Parker Spitzer: ___________________
― What if mod was one of us? (kkvgz), Thursday, 4 November 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2010/12/01/exp.pn.nutmeg.high.hln?hpt=T2
― Julian Osage Orange (kkvgz), Thursday, 2 December 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner (the table is the table), Saturday, 4 December 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Squirrel in toilet scares granny
― a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Sunday, 12 December 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
ill say
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Sunday, 12 December 2010 06:38 (thirteen years ago) link
the internet has saved journalism
― markers, Sunday, 12 December 2010 06:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Giant oil pipeline would dissect U.S.
― rake rock reggae (kkvgz), Thursday, 23 December 2010 16:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/web/02/02/google.bing.sting/index.html?hpt=T2
Microsoft's search engine Bing is copying results from Google, the dominant search engine on the internet, has claimed.
It's early and I haven't had any caffiene yet, but that's not a sentence, right?
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:51 (thirteen years ago) link
haha it's not
― acid druthers temple (crüt), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 12:55 (thirteen years ago) link
there shouldn't be a comma after internet
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 February 2011 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Man allegedly karate chops air marshall
I understand why they have to use "allegedly" here but... come on.
― goth barbershop quartet (DJP), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
* LZ Granderson: Some parents dress their young girls in provocative outfits * Retailers have encouraged this behavior by marketing inappropriate clothing * He says it's OK to blame retailers, but it's parents who are ultimately responsible * Children need parents who will set rules, not be their friends, he says
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 April 2011 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link
hahahahaha I was going to post this rant but I spent too much time OTM-ing it to feel like I wasn't being a big hypocrite
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i mean i sympathize but he threw "whore" and "prostitute" around A LOT also his writing voice is really annoying
What's that you say? Ten-year-olds can't drive? They don't have money, either? Well, how else are they getting ahold of these push-up bras and whore-friendly panties?
Their parents?
Noooo, couldn't be.
c'mon man
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
i was just complaining about this article, a parent friend of mine linked it
the title actually says "like tramps"
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
He has a new one where he complains about getting egged possibly for being black
It eventually segues into a much more reasonable discussion of how honest discussion of racial issues can't go forward without listening to other peoples' viewpoints but the beginning is incredibly dumb; my first reaction was "are you sure you didn't get egged for being the guy who writes unnecessarily contentious opinion pieces on CNN.com?"
― fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Lol
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link
i like how he starts this article with the descrip of the 8 year old girl w/ bo derek braids and lip gloss and one of the comments was like "wait. arent u wearing bo derek braids and lip gloss in your photo there"
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Also I loved the reference to the "xtina era"
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 20 April 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
some good polls could come from the "story highlights" of cnn.com opinion pieces
― omar little, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2011/04/20/natpkg.opinion.lz.tramp.clothes.cnn?hpt=C2
lol he's taking on the commenters
― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 20:11 (thirteen years ago) link
(unsurprisingly he skips the braids/lip gloss comment)
― I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link
this guy
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 April 2011 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link
couldn't find a better picture for the R.I.P. story, i guess?
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/04/20/t1larg.tv.radio.performance.jpgGerard Smith, back center, performs with TV On the Radio as part of the 2007 Virgin Festival in Baltimore, Maryland.
― omar little, Thursday, 21 April 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Dodson used an Internet acronym, part of which typically means, "rolling on the ... floor" laughing.
― J0rdan S., Monday, 25 April 2011 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
????
― roxymuzak, Monday, 25 April 2011 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
rot...fl
― roxymuzak, Monday, 25 April 2011 14:38 (thirteen years ago) link
l...ol
― The Savage Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 25 April 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Let me be the first to tell it!! So just got out of jail off a weak charge. LmaORoTfF!!!!! Got pulled over in my (cont)
― jay lenonononono (abanana), Monday, 25 April 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link
digging deep
CNN) -- Sony's PlayStation network continued to be down on Friday morning.
The company on Thursday posted a statement on its blog saying the outage, which prevents users of that gaming system from accessing online features, may continue for "a full day or two."
PlayStation users expressed frustration about the crash.
"Dear @playstation, I'ma need for y'all 2 fix this 'not signing' into the playstation network bs asap," one Twitter user wrote.
It's unclear what caused the network to fail, and Sony did not immediately respond to a CNN request for comment.
― omar little, Monday, 25 April 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
one of the lead stories on the entertainment page
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link
With apologies to Samuel Norman.
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 17:33 (twelve years ago) link
Spacewalking Astronaut Gets Soap in Eye
― she rub A LINK in your poke (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 May 2011 05:22 (twelve years ago) link
The spacewalkers noted that tears in space "don't fall off of your eye ... they kind of stay there."
Also, did anyone else read this headline the same way i did?
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 May 2011 08:54 (twelve years ago) link
HA HA HAHAH AHAHAA!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 May 2011 15:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/31/unborn-child-has-facebook-profile/?hpt=hp_c2
― Fetchboy, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 12:40 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/06/07/20-bodies-found-in-texas-home-official-says/?iref=obnetwork
this is classic reporting right here
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Monday, 13 June 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link
Haha.
I had seen that story in my RSS feed, but hadn't followed up on it. Good Lord.
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 13 June 2011 17:00 (twelve years ago) link
This is a TOP STORY on Yahoo News:
Brady Bunch mom got crabs in affair with NY mayor
― carlton lutefisk (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 June 2011 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
Kelly Rowland accidentally unleashes her breasts during concert
"unleashes"? Did they run off stage and savage the crowd?
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link
On Friday, Nicki Minaj turned some heads when her left nipple freed itself from the confines of her outfit and said "Hello!" to a national television audience during a performance on "Good Morning America."
― smells like PENGUINS (remy bean), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
HELLO
Hello!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.yahoo.com/chicago-home-repairman-charged-swallowing-clients-ring-185921800.html?bouchon=602,il
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:07 (twelve years ago) link
The officers subsequently retrieved the missing ring.
That sentence is doing a lot of work
― Dark Noises from the Eurozone (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
it seems gaddhafi's regime has likely just ended
CNN is live on the air. they just ran a piece on chuck brown and dc go-go <3 and now are covering casey anthony's car
― daria-g, Sunday, 21 August 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link
lol amazing
― steens furiously (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 22 August 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
msnbc.com weighs in with the worst "paired the wrong article & headline when submitting to the aggregator" combo in memory:
Treme' actor found dead in Mississippi Rivermsnbc.com - 13 minutes ago
From Austin Powers to Ron Burgundy, lead characters don't always need to be brainiacs. With a nod to this week's "Our Idiot Brother," here's a look at our favorite dumb guy moments.
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2011/images/08/30/t1larg.vampire.jpg
Geek Out: Where my Goths at?
― kkvgz, Wednesday, 31 August 2011 15:19 (twelve years ago) link
Drunken moose ends up stuck in Swedish apple tree
― dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 15:20 (twelve years ago) link
I saw that story on CNN when I was home sick this week, didn't even occur to me to look for it on the site
― sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link
Thomas Jefferson famously wrote about the wall of separation between church and state. He didn't mention separating church and politics, but everybody knows that's a sticky wicket, expecially as 2012 approaches.
― rustic italian flatbread, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link
http://news.yahoo.com/nigerian-actor-freed-25-bowel-movements-152549263.html
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 5 November 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link
Why I orgasmed in an MRI scanner
um
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link
I think we can come up with much better reasons than "I was doing it for research"
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
so orgasm is officially a verb now is it that can be past tensed
― hhhhhh Bill I juste like ertronic thinges (NZA), Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
her boyfriend was running the MRI machine and its his fetish to pleasure himself to images of women's brains taken as they're stimulating themselves.
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 28 January 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
To Nestlé’s amazing good fortune, the word Kit Kat sounds similar to the Japanese phrase “Kitto Katsu”, which roughly translates to mean “surely win.” It’s a term of good luck often used by students before their exams, but to Nestle it has sounded more like “Ka-ching!”
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:57 (twelve years ago) link
hahahaa
― plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 01:58 (twelve years ago) link
Boy aims to solve euro crisis with pizza
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
I'm on the world's slowest connection so I haven't watched the video but:
10-foot beehive a 'mountain of hell'
― steven fucking tyler (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:02 (eleven years ago) link
"mountain" is a bit of a misnomer. it was in somebody's exterior wall. It was pretty big, but maybe not actually cable news big.
― how's life, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/bees.jpg
this was the best shot they got of it in the whole thing.
― how's life, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:21 (eleven years ago) link
the guy is standing on a ladder, but still.
― how's life, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 12:22 (eleven years ago) link
That is a headline crying out to be turned into a song
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
It's only a mountain of hell if you don't like bees!
― pplains, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 14:30 (eleven years ago) link
current headline
Five Olympic things to watch today
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
1. The Olympics2. um...
― keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:22 (eleven years ago) link
It's the "things".
― spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link
http://costumepop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/thing-12-crop.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link
See bear walk through hotel lobby http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.e/img/3.0/global/icons/video_icon.gifDeputy rescues moose in swing set http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/.e/img/3.0/global/icons/video_icon.gifWatch alligator bite trainer at fair Watch dog swim with dolphins
when did cnn become your annoying relatives
― get you ass to mahs (abanana), Saturday, 11 August 2012 15:27 (eleven years ago) link
Rage against anti-Islam film spreads to Africa
Rage against anti-Islam film started in Africa, you fucking dongs!
― how's life, Friday, 14 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c2#/video/living/2012/09/04/orig-jtb-cnn-distraction-five-years.cnn
photo-a-day for 5 years! never seen that before.
― how's life, Saturday, 15 September 2012 01:12 (eleven years ago) link
i like how yesterday they wrote about how a new monkey species had been found in the congo and then there was a sidebar about celeb it most resembled, jake gyllenhall and jesus were represented
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Saturday, 15 September 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/21/us/ohio-woman-marries-father/index.html?c=us&page=4
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 05:01 (eleven years ago) link
She has a deep, abiding faith in God, who she believes has guided her through the experience -- and others that have shaped her life.
"You have to have faith," she said. "If God brought me this far, he's not going to leave me now."
Child when you saw one set of footprints it's because you were somewhere else giving it up to your dad
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link
Huge lol
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Saturday, 22 September 2012 12:42 (eleven years ago) link
That whole story blows my mind. Usually open secrets among family members are along the lines of my uncle who occasionally partook in the drink. I'd love to hear the rationale behind the relatives who decided to just not say a word.
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link
that is some dark shit
― lag∞n, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
oh my god
― horseshoe, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
Spruill met and married her husband-father
― la goonies (k3vin k.), Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.ohio.com/news/local/bob-dyer-one-twisted-family-tree-woman-finds-out-late-husband-was-also-her-father-1.332813
For years, she overheard odd whispers she couldn’t figure out. She finally learned the truth from an uncle not long after her husband/father’s death.
When asked to estimate how many people know about this, she laughs and says, “Half of Akron.” (lol...)
Spruill says she confirmed the relationship with a DNA test. And if anyone doubts it, she says, she still has plenty of his DNA: About five years ago, she found a hairbrush of his that somehow had become lodged under their dresser.
Now, I think it’s safe to say there aren’t a lot of support groups for people who marry their fathers. Fortunately, Spruill has been working with a therapist since she found out. She praises the therapist for helping her realize she did nothing wrong.
“I’ve been getting great help,” she says, “because, God knows, if I hadn’t of went and aired out how I feel, I wouldn’t have made it, because I would have continued to stress out about this problem.”
Still, the pain understandably persists. As she tells her tale to a writer whom she doesn’t know but says she trusts, an occasional drop of moisture slides down her dark brown skin toward a mouth that can’t seem to avoid curling upward in the corners even as she dredges up the most traumatic of memories. (tears?)
The man in question, Percy Spruill, died in April 1998 at the age of 60. Born in Mississippi, he worked in Akron as a truck driver and, later, as a parking-lot attendant at Morley Health Center.
He and Valerie’s mother hooked up when he was only 15.
We’re not sure how many offspring Percy Spruill helped produce, but at one point, apparently, he figured that one of them would be a suitable spouse.
Although Valerie says she is not 100 percent certain he knew, because he never talked about it, she strongly believes he was aware of the taboo he had committed but was simply afraid to tell her.
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
“And you have to see that blessing that God gave you and accept that hand. Because everybody’s dealt a hand, and it’s not always good and it’s not always bad. But if you live that hand that God gave you, it’s gonna be all right. It’s gonna be all right. Yes, it is.”
God is a benevolent prankster
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:25 (eleven years ago) link
I wonder if my parents knew this dude, he was only two years older than them...
― cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link
"we were there to congratulate him when she was born and later when he married her"
― omar little, Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:54 (eleven years ago) link
" A woman and her daughter are in a car crash. The mother is killed and her daughter is taken to hospital gravely injured. When she gets there, the surgeon says, 'I can't operate on this woman - for she is my daughter!!!' How can this possibly be?"
(˙ǝɟıʍ s,uɐɯ ǝɥʇ oslɐ sı ɹǝʇɥƃnɐp ǝɥʇ :uoıʇnlos)
― pplains, Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:05 (eleven years ago) link
As she tells her tale to a writer whom she doesn’t know but says she trusts, an occasional drop of moisture slides down her dark brown skin toward a mouth that can’t seem to avoid curling upward in the corners even as she dredges up the most traumatic of memories. (tears?)
― Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:10 (eleven years ago) link
on the little cnn.com box on my home page:
Slams Obama welfare policyMitt Romney doubles down on his claim that President Obama is trying to take the work requirement out of welfare.
Opinion: Please drop the 'double-down'
Obama at U.N., jabbed on foreign policy
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link
BELIEFThe danger of 'spiritual, but not religious'More and more people are rejecting formal religion for a hodge-podge approach to spirituality that stresses positive feelings. Alan Miller argues that such an attitude is a cop-out that avoids having to deal with important questions.
― how's life, Sunday, 30 September 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link
Important questions such as, "Was coexisting with the dinosaurs really as fun as it looked on The Flintstones?".
― Old Lunch, Sunday, 30 September 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link
really this belongs on "well DUH, cnn.com"
http://www.hlntv.com/article/2012/09/28/study-binge-drinking-students-happier?hpt=hp_c2
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link
Alan Miller argues that such an attitude is a cop-out that avoids having to deal with important questions.
As if conventional religions never cop out and avoid dealing with important questions...
― The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
is binge drinking considered an unconventional religion
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link
haw oops didnt realize that was old
― (♥___♥) (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link
Severe weather threatens midsection
― how's life, Sunday, 19 May 2013 19:43 (ten years ago) link
afaik the only 3 front page images CNN.com has shown over the last week are Paula deen, gandolfini, and--mostly--this one.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zps5e0dd030.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 23 June 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 June 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
slow news life
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 23 June 2013 23:17 (ten years ago) link
I don't know why but he reminds me of cameron carr
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Sunday, 23 June 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zpsf828dea7.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 03:42 (ten years ago) link
snowden should do a photoshoot with terry richardson. give the media more options.
― Treeship, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 04:09 (ten years ago) link
26 movies added to Netflix streaming content
― how's life, Friday, 3 January 2014 09:11 (ten years ago) link
it's like the dark ages for cinema, apparently there's literally nowhere one can view 'titanic' now that netflix streaming has deleted it.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 3 January 2014 09:20 (ten years ago) link
on the other hand, rejoice because 'american psycho' is back from oblivion.
why have news outlets been making netflix streaming a story lately when this happens all the time? it's weird.
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Friday, 3 January 2014 09:21 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oEZVxIU.png
― 龜, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
the real story is good burger on netflix imo
― the late great, Wednesday, 8 January 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/140214164116-neknominate-drinking-game-c1-main.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
nwes
― i have the new brutal HOOS if you want it (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 18 February 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link
This is it! Uh, not really - MH370 spotting
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 March 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link
there are some good ones here
MORE TOP STORIES
Pope's surprising comments on divorce Ex-Blue Angels leader investigated Obama: Japan robots 'little scary' Pastor's son says he visited heaven Guess who's turning 50? Listen up! Best headphones ranked Rocket launches then LANDS! Rocket launches then LANDS! Waitress trying to bury customer Waitress trying to bury customer Google Glass can help you breastfeed Whoa, baby! Newborn is 14.5 lbs Whoa, baby! Newborn is 14.5 lbs Ghost in stands at soccer match?
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 24 April 2014 19:24 (ten years ago) link
Mila Kunis has an exotic name and an equally exotic background: She was born in Chernivtsi, Ukraine, in 1983, when it was part of the USSR. Her family came to the United States in 1991 with $250.
― how's life, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 22:20 (nine years ago) link
omg
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 June 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
Cop does what to snake in toilet?
http://i58.tinypic.com/oswzsj.jpg
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 10:37 (nine years ago) link
Photos: Tears -- lots of tears
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link
This is wonderful
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 11:52 (nine years ago) link
(CNN) -- A Florida town has banned people -- let's face it, young people -- from wearing saggy pants.
― Lewis - J'Agour (crüt), Monday, 28 July 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link
let's face it
young people
― Lewis - J'Agour (crüt), Monday, 28 July 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
flying to Florida to wear saggy pants
plz notify my next of kin
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Monday, 28 July 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
instantly imagining DJP using enormous pants to sail through the air to florida
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 28 July 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
loool
― Lewis - J'Agour (crüt), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link
http://daviegan.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/hot-air-balloon-16.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, 28 July 2014 19:57 (nine years ago) link
otm
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link
I can't remember the last time I saw someone dressed that way.
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
'Ghost' attacks news crew
― how's life, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link
How could such a personality die?Finally, I can forgive my mentally ill momWhy the Earth is fartingRand Paul: The flip-flop king
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
That sounds like the four parts of a three-minute Robin Williams routine.
― pplains, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link
genuine lol
― how's life, Tuesday, 12 August 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link
Is this the death of the potato chip?Could you get into this hipster hobby?Can nice people make money?Why cancer will always existThe reaction that happens when you pee in the poolThe crime you might not realize you're committingHow to make your enemies disappear
― how's life, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
Gupta: Why painkiller addicts do heroin
― how's life, Friday, 29 August 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rEAkZZO.png
― 龜, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link
ha!
― the late great, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 02:09 (nine years ago) link
Why do my fingers keep making the mistake of typing in cnn.com when I get bored?
― how's life, Thursday, 5 February 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link
wolf blitzer probably has the most alarming IQ-to-paycheck ratio in american public life
https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/659430067836162048
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/cnn-wolf-blitzer-runaway-blimp
― goole, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link
never been a blimp disaster in america, huh? the humanity.
― goole, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:49 (eight years ago) link
hahahahahahahaha the segue from the disturbing blimp story to "they are outgunned and outmanned in Syria" without even blinking
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link
this runaway blimp is the closest we'll ever get to a stay puft marshmallow man rampage, we should cherish it
― nomar, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link
the llamas were wonderful. the military losing a billion dollar blimp that does dick all except fuck up the power grid when it gets free is infuriating
― goole, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 20:57 (eight years ago) link
I was reading through older parts of this thread and got a huge lol from the past here: wtf, CNN.com
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
that was quite a story
― goole, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link
barf line from ohio.com story omar quoted (totally unwilling i'm sure):
Spruill says she confirmed the relationship with a DNA test. And if anyone doubts it, she says, she still has plenty of his DNA
ohh I missed that part
http://i.imgur.com/cqBTC.gif
― nomar, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link
This was pretty classy stuff
http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/28/politics/lindsey-graham-republican-debate-bar/
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link
CNN doing its part to ensure Graham is never voted back into public office again
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Wednesday, 28 October 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link
subheader from the story about the Art Basel stabbing: Knife imitating art?
― welltris (crüt), Monday, 14 December 2015 19:39 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Sefd2RX.jpg
Star Wars Style
― 龜, Thursday, 28 January 2016 11:54 (eight years ago) link
#StarWars-style
― how's life, Thursday, 28 January 2016 13:00 (eight years ago) link
Bird arrested on suspicion of spying
― nomar, Thursday, 28 January 2016 18:19 (eight years ago) link
heeeeeeeeeey Jedi lady
― its subtle brume (DJP), Thursday, 28 January 2016 18:20 (eight years ago) link
https://farm2.staticflickr.com/1548/25091122905_8acc4b9355_b.jpg
― its subtle brume (DJP), Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:51 (eight years ago) link
El Chapo: I'm becoming a zombie
― nomar, Wednesday, 17 February 2016 17:54 (eight years ago) link
Python swallows teddy bear
― remove butt (abanana), Friday, 4 March 2016 13:19 (eight years ago) link
Opinion: A 6-year-old with nukes?
― nomar, Saturday, 5 March 2016 01:24 (eight years ago) link
That missing plane from 2 years ago is still missing.
― remove butt (abanana), Tuesday, 8 March 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link
Obamas read, Cruz laughs, Kasich eats
― nomar, Sunday, 3 April 2016 23:24 (eight years ago) link
priorities:
https://scontent-dft4-1.xx.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/14444753_10157539558005038_596493380811986338_o.jpg
― ¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 15:47 (seven years ago) link
jfc
CNN reporter caught in tear gas: 'Ahh my eyes'
http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2016/09/22/boris-sanchez-charlotte-protests-sot-ac.cnn
― goole, Friday, 23 September 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link
News and buzz
51 mCan another person's feces help you lose weight?
― nomar, Monday, 26 September 2016 03:28 (seven years ago) link
These prostitutes are learning new skills
― JoeStork, Tuesday, 27 September 2016 04:37 (seven years ago) link
NO
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CvNqHyiUkAETypQ.jpg:large
― ¶ (DJP), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link
He has just the deepest hole, so deep it'll make your arm disappear, believe me.
― I Can Thrill You More Than Elliott Gould Would Ever Dare Try (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link
Put your ear up to it and you can hear this great big ol' sucking sound.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:26 (seven years ago) link
now i've got the image of trump as putin's fist pig. he really IS a puppet.
ok, sorry, gonna pour bleach in my eyes now.
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 20 October 2016 13:47 (seven years ago) link
Oprah lost 40 pounds. Here's how
perennial story gets a clickbait update
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 25 December 2016 01:34 (seven years ago) link
https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/532/32536015102_23eee31d48_b.jpg
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link
― how's life, Friday, 3 February 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link
I have been trying to avoid making FAKE NEWS jokes but they are not making it easy
― ornate orchestral arrangements (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2017 19:27 (seven years ago) link
Hahahaha
― Neanderthal, Saturday, 4 February 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
― example (crüt), Saturday, 4 February 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link
Wait until you hear Natalie Maines' new version of "Unforgettable".
― pplains, Saturday, 4 February 2017 03:05 (seven years ago) link
― ^likes black girls (HI DERE), Thursday, December 18, 2008 2:49 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 5 February 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link
Footballer signed after feeding girlfriend to dogs
the story is really grim and awful, and the signing did not take place IMMEDIATELY after, it's years later and he was just paroled, but at first i was thinking some team was like "hey this guy's got what it takes!"
― nomar, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 19:41 (seven years ago) link
only seven years. i'm usually all about forgiveness/ rehabilitation but i'm not so thrilled about this dude prospering after kidnapping, torturing, and murdering someone
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link
like seriously, talk about trivializing violence against women
the problem with the CNN headline is that they used the term "controversial" to describe the decision, like this was about miley cyrus smoking weed in an instagram video or something
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link
this was in brazil btw
if you're wondering about the lenience of the sentence etc.
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
i know
― Treeship, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:01 (seven years ago) link
brazil is one of the worst countries in latin america to be a woman and they have huge problems with prison overcrowding and are undergoing their worst ever depression
― Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 21:07 (seven years ago) link
http://www.cnn.com/2017/03/13/health/abortion-texas-lawmaker-trnd/?iid=ob_lockedrail_topeditorial
like "ok haha" yes technically the byline is correct but doesn't reflect the actual satirical intent of the bill, meaning a buncha "omg America is so stupid" yuk yuks will share this tonight without reading it.
― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, 20 March 2017 21:58 (seven years ago) link
man can't believe he got a DUI and killed a zookeeper in the same week
http://i63.tinypic.com/3130l1w.png
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:48 (six years ago) link
Did I seriously just load the tinypic 404 graphic on a fresh post in 2017
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link
http://i68.tinypic.com/veveza.jpg
― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
Great use of filling 16x9 frame centered on 1x1 image.
― pplains, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 03:11 (six years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2017/06/01/doctors-warns-women-against-putting-wasp-nests-in-their-vaginas/
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 June 2017 11:14 (six years ago) link
different Tiger kills zookeeper? xpost
― StanM, Friday, 2 June 2017 11:16 (six years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/Screen%20Shot%202017-06-19%20at%201.58.59%20PM_zps2vrowceu.png
― nomar, Monday, 19 June 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
A veggie by any other name may actually get eatenNot eating enough fruit led to to an estimated 7.5% diet-related cardiometabolic deaths in 2012, the researchers said in a recent study in JAMA. Two servings of fruit are recommended each day. A serving would equal one whole fruit, such as an entire banana, or one cup equivalent.
One-month sugar detox: Here's how to do it
― Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 10:26 (six years ago) link
Analysis: Kushner's fall from Secretary of Everything to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link
Hahahaha wait
― Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:22 (six years ago) link
Analysis: Time to send Congress a message t('_'t)
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link
McCabe: This is about Mueller and Trump's 'war on the FBI'
didn't know mueller had a war on the FBI
― adam the (abanana), Saturday, 17 March 2018 04:35 (six years ago) link
Analysis: The 14 most ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ lines from Trump's 'Fox & Friends' interview
― adam the (abanana), Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/QQZgTehcKrD2w/giphy.gif
― omar little, Thursday, 24 May 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/CAE4C5EB-8BA2-40EC-BBBE-C9F9229AACD5_zpsmzaigtgr.jpeg
― omar little, Saturday, 14 July 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link
https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/10/opinions/look-out-trump-china-is-stealing-africa-opinion-intl/index.html
renormalizing colonialism ... or maybe i guess just straight up admitting it never went out of style?
― the late great, Friday, 10 August 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link
https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/06/21/health/young-people-horn-skulls-trnd/index.html
― omar little, Friday, 21 June 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link
https://nypost.com/2020/07/08/cant-get-a-facial-in-lockdown-try-a-butt-one-instead/
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link
try a butt one
― brimstead, Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link
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― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link
Client Marian Shelley, 33, recently had her first booty facial and called it “luxurious.”
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 9 July 2020 10:19 (three years ago) link
Got rid of the bootyflakez
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 July 2020 10:38 (three years ago) link
i still can't get this out of my head
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 November 2020 05:29 (three years ago) link
is the maintenance visit for this butt facial, a couple of weeks later, called a rebuttal?
― StanM, Saturday, 14 November 2020 07:52 (three years ago) link
hey let’s all be cool and try a butt one
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 14 November 2020 10:09 (three years ago) link
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/tentacles-manhattan-da-s-trump-probe-reach-former-bodyguard-calamari-n1271940
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link
Tentacles of Manhattan DA's Trump probe reach former bodyguard Calamari
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link
hah
― wasdnuos (abanana), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:24 (two years ago) link
This is the lead story on the entertainment page today:
https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/04/entertainment/lizzo-chris-evans-trnd/index.html
Clearly wtf, but also how great would it be if Lizzo and Chris Evans actually did have a baby together?
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link
also I am still back on the booty facial
― Karl Havoc (DJP), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link
imagining Project Pat's voice chanting
TRY A BUTT ONE INSTEADTRY A BUTT ONE INSTEADTRY A BUTT ONE INSTEADTRY A BUTT ONE INSTEAD
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link
https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2021/jul/15/little-red-corvette-hit-by-car-going-much-too-fast/
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 11 August 2021 00:20 (two years ago) link
that gets a well-earned groan
― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 15:48 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/LAmEzPN.jpg
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 22 June 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link
hard go out there for a deaf kitty
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 23:28 (one year ago) link
― fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 January 2023 07:06 (one year ago) link
guys i’ve tried so hard to get a facial in lockdown but i just can’tso i’m going to try a butt one instead
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 January 2023 09:18 (one year ago) link
Is it… a buttial?
― castanuts (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2023 09:27 (one year ago) link
big news on CNN.com
In the spotlight: Taylor Lautner makes rare comment about ex Taylor Swift that leaves his wife 'deceased'
CNN — This is a true tale of Taylors, as actor Taylor Lautner’s wife, Taylor Dome, was all of us with her reaction to him spilling tea about that infamous Taylor Swift and Kanye West MTV VMAs moment.In a video from their podcast “The Squeeze” posted Wednesday on Tik Tok, Dome asked Lautner, “If you could go back to one moment in your life, what moment would that be and what would you say to yourself?”“Probably the 2009 VMAs, when I presented the award to Taylor and was unaware that the Kanye thing was not a skit,” he said, causing Dome to literally fall back in surprise and say, “I’m deceased.”
This is a true tale of Taylors, as actor Taylor Lautner’s wife, Taylor Dome, was all of us with her reaction to him spilling tea about that infamous Taylor Swift and Kanye West MTV VMAs moment.
In a video from their podcast “The Squeeze” posted Wednesday on Tik Tok, Dome asked Lautner, “If you could go back to one moment in your life, what moment would that be and what would you say to yourself?”
“Probably the 2009 VMAs, when I presented the award to Taylor and was unaware that the Kanye thing was not a skit,” he said, causing Dome to literally fall back in surprise and say, “I’m deceased.”
big if true
― omar little, Friday, 3 February 2023 18:06 (one year ago) link
a tale of tres taylors
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 19:01 (one year ago) link
should try a butt one that might bring her back to life
― sanguisug boggy bogg (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 February 2023 22:37 (one year ago) link
I am DELIGHTED that this thread was bumped for this non-story, I have been laughing at it since I saw it
― castanuts (DJP), Friday, 3 February 2023 23:38 (one year ago) link
you are all of us with your reaction to taylor dome's reaction to him spilling tea
― omar little, Friday, 3 February 2023 23:52 (one year ago) link
one taylor i never knew existed, one taylor i forgot existed, and another taylor over there saying "whaddya want from me?"
― omar little, Friday, 3 February 2023 23:54 (one year ago) link
Black to the bone, my home is your homeSo welcome to the Taylordome
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 4 February 2023 02:59 (one year ago) link
the version i read said “causing his Dome to fall back” … got a snicker out of that
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/02/02/entertainment/taylor-lautner-taylor-swift/index.html
― the late great, Saturday, 4 February 2023 03:22 (one year ago) link
Video: Here's how US presidents would look with a mullet
― got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 19 March 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link
this CNN article now includes a link to where you can find more information about the felonies the shooter was charged with, and the link is to the article you're already reading:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/us/kansas-city-teen-shot-wrong-house/index.html
― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 16:22 (one year ago) link
way to humanize seditious conspirators in a hate group
https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/09/politics/proud-boys-trial-notes/index.html
― formerly abanana (dat), Wednesday, 10 May 2023 00:16 (eleven months ago) link
https://i.cbc.ca/1.6825580.1682689138!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_1180/iceberg.jpg
A man from Dildo, N.L., has captured the attention of iceberg lovers after photographing an oddly shaped hunk — now popularly known as the "dickie berg" on social media — off the coast of Newfoundland.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/oddly-shaped-iceberg-nl-1.6825578
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 March 2024 12:15 (one month ago) link
come on
― Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Thursday, 14 March 2024 16:53 (one month ago) link
wahey. i can confirm, it's realwanna buy some soap?https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/nl-dickie-berg-soap-1.6906735
― maf you one two (maffew12), Thursday, 14 March 2024 18:59 (one month ago) link