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I AM GONNA DRINK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IN LIKE TWO HOURS.

COOL?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

TOTALLY!!!!!!

XOXO
BEER

― BEER (ddb), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
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― ddb (ddb), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a Spuds Mackenzie beer stein!!??!!

It's too precious to bring out all drunken and willy-nilly however.

― warhorse jackson (thee owlbear hunter), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i pretty much feel like if I wake up in my own vomit tomorrow, it would not be that surprising.

― Carey (Carey), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

HERRO FRIENDS I R VERY HIGH!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 24 September 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 3 January 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

HI DEER BEER!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

i miss u, beer.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

I MISS ALL OF YOU GUYS TOO.

DRINK ME SOON!!!!!!

― BEER (ddb), Friday, 8 July 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

Dear Beer, I'm sorry I couldn't make it tonight but my wife was being a bitch. K?

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Friday, 8 July 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

DEER BEER:

WHY AM I DRINKING WINE WHEN I COULD BE DRINKING YOU?

LOVE IAN

ALSO: WHEN IS NEXT NOISE DRINKS. BEER/PARTY NEXT SATURDAY.

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 8 July 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

you guys are drinking the beers w/out me!! i am a stupid.

― RSG (crablangoon), Saturday, 9 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

fuck i didn't drink any beer. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 9 July 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)

I drank too much beer

― no tech! (ex machina), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

me 2 + shots + drink for a chick = $45
hangover + blueballs = priceless :-(((

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 9 July 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

eeeeeee

chicks are stupid.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 9 July 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Deer Bear,

It is morning. I want you. Where have you gone? I thought you were in the fridge.

ps You're so fucking hot.

― pat o'brien very thirsty (nickalicious), Sunday, 10 July 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

my head fucking hurts and i had bad dreams.

best,

jorel

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Dear beer,

Together we've gotten fat and lazy. I'm leaving you. I'm going back to my ex, Whiskey. Good luck in the future.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 10 July 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)

dear hipster pbeer,

why are you so cheap? why do 3 of you make me sleep til 3? dude, you're wasting my sunday!

I HATE YOU BUT I LOVE YOU

keepin' it scenst,
theresa

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

That beer made me FART. It might have been the Jameson though

― no tech! (ex machina), Sunday, 10 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

or maybe it was your poopy butt!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

JON HAS A POOPY BUTT!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

dearest beer,

you come in so many shades of loveliness
i drank your black shade last night for hours
why do make people want to do coke?
xo
brock

― brock (brock), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Daerest Beere,

I haer that Jon Willams has probelems down thier ... is this teh truth?Q!

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Sunday, 10 July 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)

― beer (tehresa), Sunday, 10 July 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

THANK YOU FOR EXISTING

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 13 August 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

DEAR BEER,

LAST NIGHT I LOVED YOU.

THIS MORNING I HATE YOU.

YOURS,
JASON

― JAXON (jaxon), Friday, 2 September 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

yup, hi

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

again pt. 2 the sequel

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

i never get hangovers

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

then you've never been drunk

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

so i cant get drunk just by holding the beer bottle? what do i need to do? don't tell me it involves DRINKING that stuff! gross! thats like kissing girls! ewwwww!

― latebloomer: snakes, snails, and puppydog tails (latebloomer), Monday, 5 September 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

HEY THERE OLD FRIEND.

http://www.gdoshop.com/gdoshop/Assets/sake_images/640348_1.jpg

LETS NEVER EVER FIGHT AGAIN.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

ALSO: WHY DOES BEER ALWAYS TASTE BETTER WHEN U ARENT WEARING A SHIRT.

HMMMMMM.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

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― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

i want

― dr gary busey (dr g), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

U WANT A BEER HUG?

DONE & DONE.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

TODAY WAS 12 HOUR DAY OF STORAGE UNIT FUN OH SWEET BEER I AM GOING TO DRINK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IN ABOUT 43MINUTES.

― kephm (kephm), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

DEAR BEER,

i've had 1/2 a beer since last writing to you.

tonight we meet again!

― Jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

i cheated on you last night with wine and scotch. i felt horrible this morning. i miss u, boo.

― dr gary busey (dr g), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

dear bear,
why did you run out on me last night? i had to follow you with grapefruit vodka and juice, then i slept for thirteen hour. please never leave me again.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 17 September 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

deer bear

thanks for a great evening. you love it you slag.

yours subconsciously

noodle

― I Oppose All Rock and Roll (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 September 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

DEAR BEER:

WHY I AM STILL AT WORK AT 12:10 AM? WHY ARE YOU AT HOME, IN THE FRIDGE, HAVING A LITTLE PARTY WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND CHOPPED ONION IN A PLASTIC BAGGIE? WHY AM I NOT DRINKING YOU?

- STRONGO

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 17 September 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

DAER WINE,

http://www.louislatour.com/img/vins/etiquettes/Grand%20Ard-che%20Mars%202003%20copier.jpg

I LUV YUO

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 17 September 2005 03:44 (twenty years ago)

DEER BEAR

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 17 September 2005 03:47 (twenty years ago)

dear carlos d,

thanks for subsidizing my dirnking

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Saturday, 17 September 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

WRONG THREAD JON

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 19 September 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

DAEREST BEER/WINE COMBO,

PISS OFF FOR TODAY'S HANGOVER, IT RENDERED ME USELESS

SIGNED,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE

― gear (gear), Monday, 19 September 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

dear sierra nevada

why do you hardly tour england

― terry lennox. (gareth), Monday, 19 September 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

DAER BEER,

Why did I go to the movies last night (and wind up hurling in my soda cup as a result of the hand-held camera work) when I could have been at home enjoying more of you?

--j.lu

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 19 September 2005 12:30 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Dear Beer,

I want you now. It's 3:30 and I have some spreadsheets to do.

Adam

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

what do you think about chillin in my gullet for .01 seconds before heading to my bladder?

truely,

brock

― brock (brock), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

it's youuuuuuuuuuu

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

dear caramel porter beer,

let's run away together, k?

kisses,
t

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

Dear Freelance Writing Assignments,

Hitting the bar after work. Don't wait up.

Love,
SHG

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.masonsarmsfreehouse.co.uk/images/Nethergate%20Umbel%20Ale.gif

dear nethergate umbel ale,

are you good?

dear other, more nondescript beers, are you ready for our appointment tomorrow evening, theres some important testing and research we need to get through, i trust you will not be late

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

dear brooklyn pennant ale,

you taste good for free @ work

YAY

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Gareth, are you one of these Campaign For Real Ale people? Do you go to fairs (Fayres?)

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

i am not ed

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

duly not ed

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

dear beer

soz/ i don't knoes what come between us

and it was all going so well

kisses

― Abu Hamster (noodle vague), Thursday, 23 February 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

i dig where yr coming from bro

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Thursday, 23 February 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE: LET'S GET SOME BEERZ TOMORROW!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

YO, IF THE EDDIE MONEY GIG ENDS EARLY, IM THERE.

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

AWESOME.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:21 (twenty years ago)

how did moving south turn me into a non-drinker?!
only a week and a half, but still.

:-((((

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:24 (twenty years ago)

COOL, ILL BRING YOU A LAMINATE.

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Thursday, 23 February 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

beer, me and you, are going to be spending a lot more time together. who knows, you might even become a crutch for a little while

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

I'll be drinking beer in about...two hours.

― Cousin yogurt beard (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 February 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

Seconded

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Friday, 24 February 2006 01:31 (twenty years ago)

i turned down free beer tonight to have

get this

GINGER ALE

― the bitchy guy in the pince-nez from the old films (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 February 2006 02:35 (twenty years ago)

free GINGER ALE?

― xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Friday, 24 February 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

free ginger ale. i had to go to a thing. at a bar. there was a sterno tray with chicken fingers.

― the bitchy guy in the pince-nez from the old films (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 24 February 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

Beer bear,

Where do you live in NYC? Let's CHILL.

XOXOXOXOXO,

gbx

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 February 2006 05:52 (twenty years ago)

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― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 06:54 (twenty years ago)

is that your little sister?

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:07 (twenty years ago)

I'LL KILL YOU!!!

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:09 (twenty years ago)

OUCH!

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:19 (twenty years ago)

*spits Sierra Nevada all over keyboard*

― Shani Davis (diamond), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:21 (twenty years ago)

^---LOL funny image

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Friday, 24 February 2006 07:24 (twenty years ago)

ok beer im going to drink the shit out of you tonite, then im going to hit on someone who is stood right next to their boyfriend, then i'm going to throw up on my shoes, then i'm going to get thrown out, then i'm going to get my housemate to take me home in a taxi, then i'm going to wake up on the floor, with a pounding headache and a feeling of self-disgust

beer, i think this is the way our relationship needs to go for a while

― terry lennox. (gareth), Friday, 24 February 2006 10:10 (twenty years ago)

^^^^(skip a few) HUBBA HUBBA

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 February 2006 12:27 (twenty years ago)

i drank shit out of beer

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 24 February 2006 13:00 (twenty years ago)

Who would shit in a beer? :D

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

dearest beer:

it's been more than three years now since that well-intentioned fool of a doctor "suggested" we go our separate ways. OK I haven't exactly been pining away, new friends gin and bourbon and wine help fill the hole in my life/ease the heartache, but you know I still think of you often, for instance every time I have mexican food or go to a bar with ale on tap. and sometimes I wonder...do you ever think of me? love, mark

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 24 February 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Seriously beer, how do we hang out in New York? Are you more expensive here?

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 24 February 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

Dear-est Bud Lite
I know that youse can be economical, but untill you can twitle my tasebuds and get me hammerered on less than 10 pounders, I'm sticking to Sierra Nevada when I'z got the Benjamins or Red Stripe when I'm feeling cheap and exotic. But remember, Budzie, you are always my number one foxy lady, until they sell Yuengling in my state. Love brg30.

― brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 25 February 2006 04:40 (twenty years ago)

shitty beer isn't expensive.

i don't like beer. when i drink beer these days it just makes me angry and bitter about spending money on it. obviously the solution is to bew my own.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 25 February 2006 04:44 (twenty years ago)

DUDES

this year's barleywine ales have been released to the masses.

the fridge is cocked, locked, and ready to rock with sixes of Anchor Steam Barleywine and Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Ale. oblivion, here I come.

― Shani Davis (diamond), Saturday, 25 February 2006 05:03 (twenty years ago)

i am going to get so wasted on sunday, hopefully. COMICS DRINKS.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 25 February 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Daer Beer,

It's been a while. Or at least it had been until last night. I only took a few sips, though. And I'm ready for more. We don't have to talk about those other beverages.

Be seeing you 'round...

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 25 February 2006 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Beer
What's up? I've been drinking you for so long. When are I ever gonna eat or sleep?

― senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Saturday, 25 February 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

dear dayquil and whisky,

yeah.

kisses,
sh

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 25 February 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

Beer bro,

I know I spent most of my time with wine last night, but it was cool seeing you while I was here. Where do you live in the day time?

All my best,

g "beer" x

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 25 February 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

DEER BEER,

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― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:26 (twenty years ago)

i know we've been chilling all night, BEER, but now i am going to make my move! you were asking for it!@

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:40 (twenty years ago)

i ~~enjoyed~~ drank some beer tonight

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:45 (twenty years ago)

I drank a pint of noir. It was GREAT AND DELICIOUS.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:48 (twenty years ago)

Dear Beer,
I can't wait to drink you on a patio.
R

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:50 (twenty years ago)

Deer Beer,
How come I drank 10-20 of you a day in mexico last weekend, but never really got drunk?
j

― team jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 23 March 2006 05:56 (twenty years ago)

Beer, dearest, can you come over to my desk right now and get me fired. because i'd like to go home and my boss is driving me to drink.

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 23 March 2006 21:27 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

1 Doublebock, 1 IPA nad 3 4 Pale Ales already, It's gonna be a long malt beveraged evening.

― brg30 (brg30), Friday, 7 April 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

two tecate & two classes of champagne.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:03 (twenty years ago)

8 Old Stylez.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:29 (twenty years ago)

lots of bong hits, also.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:30 (twenty years ago)

i wish i had bong hits :((((

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:32 (twenty years ago)

you gotta get you a weed dealer, brah.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:34 (twenty years ago)

YSI?

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

move to new york.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

TRYIN'

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:37 (twenty years ago)

BUCHA GUINNESS + FALAFEL

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)

8++

HEY, 7-11: SKY ME

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

old style is gross :(

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 05:04 (twenty years ago)

i know.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 05:08 (twenty years ago)

GBEEER. you are so mean to me. why so do y0u do this?? i have to ride bike home??>> it was ahrd. fell off. south american guy helped me walk. am glad to be cdn. have all things, incl drum machine, all is well, i still love you, beer, esp you, st. ambroise, you are so awesome.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 April 2006 06:21 (twenty years ago)

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 06:35 (twenty years ago)

DEER ROBBN, you make my heart happy.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

BEER: GETTING TO DRINK YOU ON "WORK ASSIGNMENT" IS AWESOME

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 April 2006 13:07 (twenty years ago)

THO U HURT MY HEAD TODAY

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 April 2006 13:07 (twenty years ago)

Dammit, beer, I'm almost positive this 8 lbs is your fault. Play nice or I'm going back to vodka, who said "Honey, I'll be good, I promise. You know i never meant to hurt you." and what can I do? I'm a sucker. Also, I like getting into my "all natural" jeans and YOU are standing in my way.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 13:25 (twenty years ago)

that was like a billion tecates at heaven last night, then walking home i ran into my friend kareem who took me into daddy's and bought more beer. yikes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

am glad to be cdn.

haha omg OTM.

tonight. daddy's? maybe? phil is in town.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

dear vodka,

ow.

i might have to take tonight off because i want to go to cake shop tomorrow to see mikey and at my advanced age i have to be careful.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

you are pretty elderly, mami.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

DEAR BEER,

You are in the shops now, but soon you will be mine

― steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

You know, there IS such a thing as drinking modera--no? Nevermind.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:04 (twenty years ago)

Lauren, if you were in the the bag last night, you're the calmest drunk I've ever seen.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:05 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

also forgot to mention: LAUREN U R A TREAT!!!!

(can't find the thred)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

ANYBODY HERE BESIDES ME ENJOY A BOTTLE OF THE OL' BASS?

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

from time to time.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

BUMMED I COULDNT MAKE PARTY WITH U DOODS LAST NIGHT.

BUT MR. BEER, YR ASS IS MINE IN 4 HOURS....BE THERE SUCKA.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

DDB COME DRINK WITH US LATER.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

10/11?!?!?!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

bros, how cold is it out? i dunno how many layers to wear. three?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

tshirt sweater hoodie?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

it is totally raining out.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

tshirt/sweater/hoodie/mackintosh

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

i prolly shouldn't go drinking tonite. BEER I GONNA MISS YOU : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

It's officially spring, I'm switching back to voddy. NICE KNOWIN YA, BEER.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

FINE.

I HATE YOU.

― BEER (ddb), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

YOU'LL BE BACK.

― BEER (ddb), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Dude, there's more than one booze in my life. If you can't be happy with that, we need to rethink this whole relationship. Maybe we just need some time off so I can get back into fighting trim -- can I call you in May?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

I AM HUNGOVER

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

YOU THINK IM JUST GONNA SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR YOU TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND ABOUT ME?

NO WAY SISTER, THERE ARE OTHER THIRSTY FISH IN THE SEA.

TAKE CARE...IT WAS GOOD WHILE IT LASTED.

― BEER (ddb), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

(This little re-enactment is coming uncomfortably close to actual conversations I've had lately. In for a penny, I guess.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

That's why it's good to counter beer with bikes, re: jeans fitting, etc. Except not a lot of beer. But when beer is there, it's hard to say no to beer. wtf how can i ride for 25 minutes and be fine and then just sort of randomly slow-motion bail at a red light?

Anyway. Hungover.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:49 (twenty years ago)

RRROBYN, I LIKE YR STYLE.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, if it doesn't pour down rain I'm biking to the 'burg tonight. Oof, Rrob, are you okay?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

LAUREL WHAT ARE U DOING OVER THIS WAY

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 7 April 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm okay, Laurel! It was like I knew I was going to fall, so I fell right. and slowly. it wasn't a surprise to me. but freaked that guy out. haha, i just realized that now he has a story to tell. girl falls off bike right in front of him, smiles, laughs, gets up, walks with him for 15 minutes happily/drunkenly chatting about WAHTEVER, carries on her way. at least this is how i remember it. DEAR BEER, thx for the years of adventureland.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

IVE FALLEN OFF MY BIKE SO MANY TIMES, ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY ANYMORE. NOW, CUTTY FALLING OFF HIS BIKE...IS ROFL CITY, SADLY IT HASNT HAPPENED IN YEARS.

I GOT WRECKED (I WAS ALSO, KINDA WRECKED) ON MY RIDE HOME FROM JOEL'S LAST KEN DERBY PARTY, HIT A HOLE I DIDNT SEE AND JUST ATE SHIT.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

The thing to avoid is the gravel-scrubbing...or so I hear.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

I fell off my bike once and smacked my face on the curb. I woke up with one of the worst hangovers of my life and a face that looked like this:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/laurae55/facewound.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:49 (twenty years ago)

OW OW OW. I need gloves. Gloves will give me impunity to stick my hands out there sacrificially and protect DELICATE FACIAL DERMIS.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 17:51 (twenty years ago)

OW. Injury + hangover is the worst. If you drag yrself to the emergency room + hangover, that want-to-die feeling is insane.
Gloves are good.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 April 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

SPILLING OFF YOUR BIKE >>>> SPILLING OFF YOUR KEN DERBY HORSE

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 April 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

OK THIS ONE WORKS

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 April 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

Dear Beer,

You are directly responsible for me running my bike into a PARKED CAR.

Thx.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Like, RECENTLY?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 19:17 (twenty years ago)

well, sort of recently.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 April 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

My darling beer,

I've already made up my mind: I like you SOME OF THE TIME. You are like making out in public -- totally awesome on the spur of the moment but not a girl's best friend on an everyday basis. I mean, there is my reputation to worry about and...I hate to say it, but we've been spotted together a few too many times lately. Maybe we could work out a little something just between the two of us? You let me know.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 April 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

dear gin,

my STUPID BOYFRIEND has to do an EMERGENCY DJ gig at some shit club in conshohocken. fuckin' A. now i am goin to drink u alone and whine.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 7 April 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)

DER BEER,

I AM SO THIRSTY I AM GONNA STEAL YOU OUTTA L0MB@RD!'S FRIDGE AND DRINK YOU RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW!!!!

LOVE,

YOUR SLAVE

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 April 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)

COME ON WHERE R ALL THE LONELY DRUNK LOSERS DRINKING IN BED ON FRIDAY NIGHT

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:38 (twenty years ago)

DOING COKE AND RIDING FIXED GEAR BIKES BRAH

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:46 (twenty years ago)

aw, man.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

my roommate just ordered a gallon of bacardi from the liquor delivery service.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:54 (twenty years ago)

i had 2 glasses of wine with dinner

my dad drank my tonic but that's ok cause there's no gin in dis biotch and a vodka tonic is a sad substitution for a gin and tonic.

i think there's some purple haze left in the fridge, alongside the ancient coors light (wtf?! purchased by parents)

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:56 (twenty years ago)

liquor delivery service?!
where do u live?!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

i thought htey only had those in movies....

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

BED BEERS, WAY YAY
http://www.trackteamaudio.com/users/krud/beer_bed.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:57 (twenty years ago)

nyc. i don't know the particulars. you just call the number and tell them what you want and about half an hour later a dude comes over with it.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 8 April 2006 00:58 (twenty years ago)

bed beers are fun. just have to be careful not to spill!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:00 (twenty years ago)

now i really can't wait to move back to new york

xxpost EW BUDWIPER

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:02 (twenty years ago)

YR BEER ES TOTES EWWWER BRA

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:04 (twenty years ago)

JAMESON_BED.JPG

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:04 (twenty years ago)

I THINK WE'LL LET THE NZ BROS DECIDE.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

WAIT, YR RIGHT.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

i like the look of confusion + about to spit out the beer in ddb's pic.
but killy's is much more seductive!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/thumbnail/1112373682-03.png

WINNAR

― Jimmy Mod: My theme is DEATH (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

traitor!

xpost

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:08 (twenty years ago)

the "but" in my post implies that you win, silly!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:08 (twenty years ago)

lover!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:09 (twenty years ago)

i should drink more.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,
i'm sorry i've been paying attention to bedbeer pics instead of drinking you. it's ok if you're unhappy with me.

-t

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:11 (twenty years ago)

TEHRESA, U R DAED TO ME.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:13 (twenty years ago)

did u know? u can drink me and look at bedbeer pics at the same time! check it out!

-beer

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

tehresa i didnt know br1an qu1nn was ur son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:14 (twenty years ago)

two minutes with no update? this thread is dead. i'm going to sleep.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:17 (twenty years ago)

daerest last beer in my apt which is half empty,

why are all your friends down at the corner store, and not in my fridge?
slE#P

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:18 (twenty years ago)

sorry i was checking out sex offenders online!
(thanks joN!)

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

ALL THIS BEER POSING...MADE ME MISS MY L.P0D1S RENDEZVOUS.

HI LP

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:23 (twenty years ago)

i lost out to the internet. you're lucky i'm in a relatively good mood or else i'd probably have my head in the oven.

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

FUCKIN OUT OF TOWNERS. THEY KEEP CHANGING THEIR MINDS.

THEY ARE COCKBLOCKING ON FUN.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:47 (twenty years ago)

I'M DRINKING A BEER!!

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:52 (twenty years ago)

cost plus world market has besmallened their beer selection. i phear it is once again a bourbon night for me

― adam (adam), Saturday, 8 April 2006 01:52 (twenty years ago)

beer you make me forget i suck at math

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:29 (twenty years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/42/124962653_c1cdea59e2.jpg

i never bothered to decorate my walls cuz i knew i was moving :/

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

you're supposed to get in bed and then do it

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:32 (twenty years ago)

I AM IN BED.

http://static.flickr.com/36/124966209_f8dd6dcf84.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:40 (twenty years ago)

camwhores

― smokemon (eman), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:41 (twenty years ago)

i am in bed, too.
no beer, no cam.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:42 (twenty years ago)

oh, it's a robe! i was gettin a lumberjack vibe from the first pic.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:43 (twenty years ago)

oh poor teh teh

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:43 (twenty years ago)

maybe it's a lumberjack wrap dress.
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:45 (twenty years ago)

oh noes that is a worse vibe

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:46 (twenty years ago)

diane von furstenberg should pay me for that idea. she could start a lumberjack line and introduce herself to a whole new market.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:46 (twenty years ago)

gbx, is it not a bit warm for a robe with such long sleeves?

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:47 (twenty years ago)

It is chilly in Chicago.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

my apologies! it is! i knew it'd be cooler than here, but i didn't think it'd be 35. damn, i miss winter.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 8 April 2006 02:57 (twenty years ago)

started w/ a Bass and 2 Tanqueray-and-tonics; none of my "regular" peeps were there... thankfully, just as I'm paying my tab, one of my guys stumbles in fresh from the strip club -- buys me another T'n'T .. having drunkard friends is the best. thanks Joe! now just finished the Chimay and am on to the Great Lakes BC...

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:26 (twenty years ago)

GBX RULZ

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 06:30 (twenty years ago)

the inlaws are staying over. drank some reisling with dinner and some dessert wine at home. kinda fruity. wish i drank beer

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 8 April 2006 06:33 (twenty years ago)

ITS ALMST 4 HERE....STOP CRYING ABOUT INLAWS.

THERE ARE BIGGER FISH TO FRY......ie WHERE IS TEH WEED.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 06:43 (twenty years ago)

IM SRRY, I LV U JX....U KNOW THAT....BUT CUTTY IS AWAY...AND I NED WED.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 06:48 (twenty years ago)

WHAT UP BRIAN
GOOD TIMES
YOUR FRIENDS? HOTTIES.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 8 April 2006 07:19 (twenty years ago)

Beer,

Right now, because of you, my face feels weird. y braek hrt al tiem?

-gbx

DDB = MAJOR NAAB

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 8 April 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

DDB BRO - I LIVE IN LOFT W/NO DOORS AND THEY SLEEP DOWNSTAIRS AND MAKE HECKA NOISE.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 8 April 2006 17:53 (twenty years ago)

woah JX you have duplex? niceness. I have loft too -- no doors rules. no dupe tho.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I AM GOING TO A POSSIBLY SHITTY PARTY TONIGHT; PLZ CALL ME AND HAVE ME SNEAK OUT FOR A BEER OR 2 IF YOU ARE IN THE EAST VILLAGE

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Saturday, 8 April 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

Attn: Beer Central Terminal

Just a brief note to express my gratitude for your part in leading NBers everywhere to present photographs of themselves in yr august presence. Apologies for ever doubting your efficacy.

Jon, I'm sooo in for the night -- incredibly happy to be DRY and WARM after marching 1.5 miles in freezing rain wearing a skirt and excessively NON-water resistant ghillies.

ddb, is there still chance of two-wheeled fun for tomorrow? Think I'm riding up and brunching at everyone's favorite corner restaurant/bar so I should be around. No worries, next wk also cool.

Gib, nice legs.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

nah, no duplex. it's a standard sf loft. living room, kitchen, dining room downstairs / bedroom upstairs that overlooks everything. fuckin' hate it anymore. you need seperate space every once in a while (like a lot).

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,
i'm sorry i neglected you so horribly last night, but i's gonna fix that. right now.

kisses,
t

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:49 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

i resisted u tonight and now i go to bed like a good boy.

-sh

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 9 April 2006 02:22 (twenty years ago)

i'll refrain from anthropomorphisising(sic?) my beer and just drink it

p.s. pilsner urquell abbreviated is p.u. ..... hmmm

― smokemon (eman), Sunday, 9 April 2006 04:26 (twenty years ago)

THERE ARE 90 BEERS IN MY FRIDGE

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:30 (twenty years ago)

not enough.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:32 (twenty years ago)

THERE ARE ONLY 2 BEERS IN MY BODY

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:50 (twenty years ago)

0 beers, but some vodka and a lot of weed.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 05:52 (twenty years ago)

the current beer:person ratio would dictate that each person consume 9 beers.

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 9 April 2006 06:03 (twenty years ago)

Budweiser, Schlitz(?), PURPEL HAZE!!!, anchore steam beare

okookok yes

― Baba Yaga, The Iron Hag (blastocyst), Sunday, 9 April 2006 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Dear Beer,

I've had 4 of you. You make me pee.

A. Lingbert

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Sunday, 9 April 2006 06:37 (twenty years ago)

gbx sorry i didn't come to your afterparty. i am still in denial that you are leaving.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 9 April 2006 07:50 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

here is what i drank of you tonight: 1 anchor steam at dinner, 2 mgds and 2 pbrs at fake ficciones/sharx show, 2 dekonicks at simon's, 1 bud light at teh gay bar.

thank you for making my evening pleasnt.

love,

jaymc

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 9 April 2006 07:57 (twenty years ago)

i am making a pizza!

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 9 April 2006 08:02 (twenty years ago)

60 LEFT

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 9 April 2006 08:04 (twenty years ago)

i ended up having one (1) purple haze. that is all.

dear beer,
why do i suck so bad at drinking you lately?
sigh,
tehresa

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

my boyfriend bought corona last night and i made fun of him. i feel bad now.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:16 (twenty years ago)

this is barely half the beer we drank in mexico

http://img328.imageshack.us/img328/2118/bachelorparty164zb.jpg

― team jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

i am very sorry that i dropped and broke you last night! consider us even, i guess.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.abita.com/news/restoraleDownloads/restoration_ale_6pk.jpg

sunday afternoon LOVE

― adam (adam), Sunday, 9 April 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

looks good adam.

― smokemon (eman), Sunday, 9 April 2006 22:23 (twenty years ago)

(not actual size)

― adam (adam), Sunday, 9 April 2006 23:52 (twenty years ago)

i'm having another one now. maybe two. but definitely not three, cause i only have one more left :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 10 April 2006 00:00 (twenty years ago)

i dunno if the restoration ale is being sold outside of louisiana but if it is DRINK IT. some of the $$$ goes to putting new orleans back together but more importantly it is super delicious.

― adam (adam), Monday, 10 April 2006 00:30 (twenty years ago)

i will look for it!

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 10 April 2006 00:31 (twenty years ago)

How's Turbo Dog?

― Priest of the Temple of Syrinx (blastocyst), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:19 (twenty years ago)

he's pretty fast

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:22 (twenty years ago)

turbodog = 2nd-fave abita

1. restoration
2. turbodog
3. x-mas ale
4. - n. the rest, amber at the bottom.

turbodog tastes like beer which i dig but the g/f does not. there is also a malt liquor called "andygator" which i have only seen at one place, where they have it on tap. i will get back to yall with a trip report at some point.

― adam (adam), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:25 (twenty years ago)

has anyone tried soba ale?

http://www.rogue.com/brews.html#MMsoba

it interests me every time i'm at the store but i can't decide if it's worth buying (it seems a bit overpriced at the store here)

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 10 April 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

i gots some turbodog and it is tasty!

they didn't have the restoration ale - only turbodog, purple haze, and the amber.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 14 April 2006 21:51 (twenty years ago)

oh beer...i have to get up early tomorrow!

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 April 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

i am drinking Killian's Red waiting for Killy to show.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 15 April 2006 00:16 (twenty years ago)

lol @ teh TRUTH

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 April 2006 00:20 (twenty years ago)

DEAR BEER,

I AM GOING TO DRINK YOU SO HARD AND THEN JUMP INTO THE OCEAN. YOU ARE SO GOING TO BE MY BITCH.

― eatadick.com (Carey), Saturday, 15 April 2006 01:07 (twenty years ago)

LOL how did u know i couldn't resist the beer thread?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 15 April 2006 01:51 (twenty years ago)

i mean, i am never posting on ILX ever again.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Saturday, 15 April 2006 01:51 (twenty years ago)

awwww killy :(

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 15 April 2006 01:52 (twenty years ago)

i got some HIGH LIFE. a friend had a keg of amber but it was at this house full of stoners playing nba 2k6 and wearing no use for a name tshirts so i had to leave.

― adam (adam), Saturday, 15 April 2006 02:09 (twenty years ago)

I AM SO HOUSED.
I LOVE YOU BEER!!!!

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

what's really awful about this all is that there isn't any beautiful woman for me to fall asleep with.

WHERE ARE YOU WOMEN? I DEMENADN YOUR COMPANY!!!

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

EFF BEER IN THE FACE.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:53 (twenty years ago)

ALSO I AGREE WITH IAN

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 April 2006 05:56 (twenty years ago)

BEER, I TOTALLY FUCKED YOU OVER FOR GIN TONIGHT BUT THEN AT THE LAST MINUTE YOU CAME IN THERE AND SAVED THE DAY X2 ANYWAY. YOU ARE THERE WHEN WE NEED YOU. + I AM O-KAY!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 15 April 2006 07:38 (twenty years ago)

SO MUCH IRON CITY IS CURRENTLY IN MY GULLET, MAKING ME RELAX BEFORE I HAVE TO BE AT WORK AT THE 2ND JOB IN LESS THAN 12 HOURS

― kingfish ubermensch dishwasher sundae (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 15 April 2006 08:02 (twenty years ago)

DEAR BEER, PLEASE ACTUALLY GET ME LOADED NEXT TIME, AND DON'T GIVE ME A FUKIGN HANGOVER, YOU FUCKER.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 15 April 2006 08:54 (twenty years ago)

post to my GEPR thred, Pash! opinions needed!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 15 April 2006 08:59 (twenty years ago)

still a little bit drunk.
my head is filled with cotton and felt.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Saturday, 15 April 2006 13:38 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

thanks for a fun time with XXXX from 7-12 but stop making me do retarded things like up and walking out of the bar when we run into XXXX's ex-bf.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 April 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

EVEN THO THERE'S NO REASON THE BITCH HAS TO TALK TO HIM IF HE'S AS MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE AS SHE'S ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT TO SAY NOTHING OF TRYING TO GET US TO SIT DOWN AT HIS TABLE FOR FUCK'S SAKES.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 April 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

ahem.

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 April 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

BBER:

FUCK YOU.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 April 2006 14:26 (twenty years ago)

Yo, beer, if I do some stuff and get dehydrated and then have some of you around 5pm, will you be gentle so I can still go back out tonight? I'm trying to make time for you, you know I am, but I gots stuff to do.

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 15 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

LAUREL,

NO, I WILL GET YOU DRUNK AND GIVE A HANGOVER THAT MAKES YOU DO SHIT LIKE, SAY, PUTTING YOUR CELL PHONE IN THE LAUNDRY. THEN AGAIN, YOU MIGHT GET LAID, SO WHO KNOWS.

-BEER PAL

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 15 April 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

OW! OW! OW! FUCK YOU BEER!

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 15 April 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

Dear Beer,

I know it's been a while, but it was a bummer week and it really got me missing you. I was thinking maybe we could hang tonight. We can? That's what I love about you, beer. You're always there when I need you.

XOXO,

Laura

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 15 April 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

beer,

dont think you're guna cut it tonight.

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Saturday, 15 April 2006 23:10 (twenty years ago)

^^^^^^ cosign

― strongo hulkington is a guy with a belly button piercing (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 15 April 2006 23:29 (twenty years ago)

give beer a chance
http://www.rocketpack.org/images/beer-love.gif

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 15 April 2006 23:48 (twenty years ago)

dear beer: it's not you, it's me. i just need to be with wine right now.

― buck pwens (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 16 April 2006 01:06 (twenty years ago)

Yo Parl Spoke-ers, let's have Bar BQ and shake hands with some bottles of Bud. Call/txt me -- did we tentatively agree on 1pm?

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 16 April 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

hey laurel, i was just gonna call you.
i think laura is waiting for tehresa and they're gonna head down here.
so, uh, come to my house between 1 and 1:15 and then when we're all assembled we will talk down the street to BBQ. hopefully it is not closde.

where is teh sanskrit and teh morbs? morbs doesn't have a computer at home, but if anyone has his number they should call him.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Sunday, 16 April 2006 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Iain, txt me your address & cross-street, teh please.

― Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 16 April 2006 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I forgot to invite Tehresa because I was hung over and retarded. :(

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 16 April 2006 22:34 (twenty years ago)

out of town and just got back, thx for thinking of me ian, would def be down for bar-b-q in the future. had killer ribs there and looks like a good bar.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Sunday, 16 April 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

they were closed today anyway, and we went to steinhof.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Monday, 17 April 2006 04:39 (twenty years ago)

Sorry I was at teh Mets game with David R, then went to Commwealth bout 6. I now have a right-side-only sunburn like Richard Dreyfuss!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2006 12:32 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,
thanks for being there.

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

DARE BEER,

EASE MY PAIN

THANKS

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 27 April 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

dear bier

fuck you too, dude

xo
me

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Dire Bier:

Since I managed to carry gobful of regurgitaed you all the way from front door to back toilet, you owe me biggle time.

See you tomorrow.

Nurdle.

― Every Time I Open Up My Mouth All Bullets Spit Out: Bang! (noodle vague), Thursday, 27 April 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

I DUMPED YOU FOR WINE TONIGHT

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 April 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

what kind of wine, gbx? i had a spanish red when i was there a month ago that was pretty good.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

(there = buona terra)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

SIERRA NEVADA SUMMERFEST

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Dear my pal beer,

Do you taste the same in the country as in the city? I'm gonna see if there's any of you in the basement, and then go out on the patio and find out whether a starry view makes a difference.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:44 (twenty years ago)

chianti! no idea what kind, dude was buying us drinks all night. it was like he'd never met a bunch of 25 yr olds before.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 April 2006 02:54 (twenty years ago)

deer bear,

you weren't there for me tonight, but lortab sho is.

i miss you, though, boo.

tehresa

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 28 April 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

laura is sooo drunk

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 28 April 2006 05:41 (twenty years ago)

BEAR DEER:

WE R PALZ AGAIN :D

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 28 April 2006 05:47 (twenty years ago)

Deer Bear:

See you in 3 or 4 hours. Be gentle with me.

― Every Time I Open Up My Mouth All Bullets Spit Out: Bang! (noodle vague), Friday, 28 April 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

10:28 AM....STILL DRUNK!

THX BEER.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:28 (twenty years ago)

dear heinekin (you are technically beer I think):

PUSSYCAT DOLLS SUCK PLZ TO STOP PUTTING THAT NONSENSE ON MY TV, IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, WHAT KIND OF WHACK ASS GF MUST A DUDE HAVE THAT HE WISHES HIS GF WAS MORE LIKE ONE OF THE WORST BEERS IN THE WORLD??

U MAKE ME NOT WANNA DRINK A BEER EVER AGAIN.

sincerely,
allyzay rofflesbot esq

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

OH JESUS, I DRANK A LEMON DROP YESTERDAY TOO.

CUTTY I HATE U AND YR FEM-TAILS!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

i wish my gf were more like a beer

― pssst - badass revolutionary art! (plsmith), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

no. not like "a beer." like "heinekin premium light". do you see the difference that I speak of?

what the hell were you ppl doing last night that jon is puking off balconies and ddb is still drunk and cutty is cockblocking joel?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:33 (twenty years ago)

pretty rock star, kudos

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:33 (twenty years ago)

I CANT DECIDE, DO I WANT TO VOMIT OR EAT FRENCH FRIES???

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:47 (twenty years ago)

dear beer, thank you for being nice in our first meeting after my birthday food poisoning.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:51 (twenty years ago)

DEAR DDB,

FRENCH FRIES FIRST, HAVE SOME PRIORITIES

LOVE,
BEER

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:54 (twenty years ago)

TOTES.

THX.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

Whoooooh no WAY. Vomit first, then fries. Because how quickly do you really want to see those fries AGAIN??

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

fries will prevent pukeage.
promise.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

fries are world-reknowned for vomit-stoppage, Laurel. xpost

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

I wd rather vomit first, eat nice tasty fries on empty (settled) stomach. I don't MIND the vomiting, I just want to put delicious food in my stomach and KEEP it there. BUT WHATEVER!

Why isn't IM working? When I try to sign on it says the service can't be reached. FUCKERS.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:28 (twenty years ago)

they're on to you.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:32 (twenty years ago)

fairness and accuracy in reporting: i did not purchase the lemon drops, i might have cockblocked joel, however, unintentionally

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

joel might have done the self-cockblock for all i know

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:36 (twenty years ago)

UNINTENTIONAL COCK BLOCKERY IS THE SAME AS A STANDARD COCK BLOCK.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Dear Beer,

sorry about Tuesday. Things were said. Anyway, I don't really want to go over that right now. Let's never fight again. Make up sex tonight?

Yr pal

― caek (caek), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

ddb= goddamnedright

dear beer,

thank you for being a gentleman and suggesting i fuck off home after 2 of you.

my morning shares these sentiments.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

http://imdb.com/title/tt0488097/

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

ddb,

beers outside on 45th street/vanderbilt. 10 minutes. forget the fries.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

i wish, but i'd totally hurl

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

i just walked by there and the waitress is CUTE..but now i eat sandwhich ...

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Okay, sports -- I have NO beer, NO fries, and NO air in tires. WHERE'S THE FACKING PRESTA THINGY? Ugh dad's workshop.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 15:43 (twenty years ago)

yr tubes are presta?...are u sure?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

On my dad's Fuji w/ step-ins an' shit? Totally. YO I am in Michigan.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

oh right

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:08 (twenty years ago)

I think I eat cheeps at Chip Shop tonight, maybe beer

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

TACOS HAVE SAVED ME!

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:25 (twenty years ago)

cuban sandwhish has sunk me...but i can have a coctail in 2.5 hrs...come to me weekend, steal me away

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:27 (twenty years ago)

beer, you were great last night, but this morning i'm drinkin Pedialite

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

FRENCH FRIES HAVE BEEN ORDERED.

I STILL FEEL GNARLED OUT.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:42 (twenty years ago)

nutrament!...oh, you cant have milk can you...

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

not CAN'T....WON'T

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:57 (twenty years ago)

HE CHOOSES NOT TO, OK?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 April 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

ice cream is different than milk though, you know?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:06 (twenty years ago)

the result of his idelogical decision making is a credo which implies can not. in order to choose no, he must first reconsider the ideological framework now enforcing his dietary rigor.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:17 (twenty years ago)

I GUESS.

I AM STARTING TO WORRY ABOUT JOEL.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

according to him, joel is taking the day off and chillaxing, doing laundry.
http://www.passthecat.racknine.net/images/chillax.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Oohh I forgot how nice it is to ride normal bikes, even if they're too big for you, really. AND I have BEER now. Allz, thank you for reminding me that there's dutch chocolate almond in the freez.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 28 April 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

i found restoration ale today!
unfortunately it was at our brand new whole foods and not the locally owned "natural foods" store. i'd rather give local places my money, but at least nola is getting my $1.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:38 (twenty years ago)

ice cold Grolsch flip-top on my balcony... dreaming of jax0n...

life doesn't get any better.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:42 (twenty years ago)

cuet

― jaxontologist (jaxon), Friday, 28 April 2006 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Dire Boor

Not that gentle. And you could've left me enough money for a kebab, y'cunt.

Oh, and the women thing is weird.

Cheers. See ya next week.

― When I Open Up My Mouth All Bullets Spit Out: Bang! (noodle vague), Friday, 28 April 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

HEY BEER --

GOOD IDEA WITH THE WHOLE HIGH LIFES BEFORE CRITICAL FAST ALLEYCAT. YOU ARE WILEY AND MADE ME DO DUMB STUFF THAT WAS FAST! THANKS FOR LETTING ME EAT TATERTOTS, TOO, OR ELSE I WOULD'VE BARFED YOU EVERYWHERE!!!

NEVER LEAVE,

G "WELL-STOCKED WITH GAME" X

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 00:49 (twenty years ago)

whoah, easy on the caps there, pal.

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 29 April 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:10 (twenty years ago)

i think this should be the noize board anthem

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:10 (twenty years ago)

is it ironic-ironic reappropriation?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:12 (twenty years ago)

IE: six pack?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

No Ginn? I guess he's in the other room with the bong.

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Friday, 5 May 2006 01:11 (twenty years ago)

Weird seeing "SST Records" in that MTV font...

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 5 May 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

A+++++

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 5 May 2006 03:52 (twenty years ago)

is the audio mix different than on record?

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:11 (twenty years ago)

It does sound different. Maybe that's the single version rather than the one off Damaged?

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Friday, 5 May 2006 12:12 (twenty years ago)

owwww.
why are you in kegs in people's houses???
me = one piece. miracles.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 6 May 2006 06:03 (twenty years ago)

BUDWEISER
AND... A MINT JULEP!?!?!? long story.

alcohol makes me insufferable to be around, i think. i might have to cut it out entirely.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Saturday, 13 May 2006 05:25 (twenty years ago)

I WOULD LIKE TO REITERATE...
what's really awful about this all is that there isn't any beautiful woman for me to fall asleep with.
WHERE ARE YOU WOMEN? I DEMENADN YOUR COMPANY!!!

-- the unbearable lightness of peeing (dr.carl.saga...), April 15th, 2006 2:17 AM. (orion)

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Saturday, 13 May 2006 05:36 (twenty years ago)

yes :(

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 13 May 2006 05:45 (twenty years ago)

i have a really beautiful single friend who wants me to set her up with single guys in the city, but she is kinda crazy.

― val (notvalery), Saturday, 13 May 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

this is gonna turn out bad

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 May 2006 13:15 (twenty years ago)

bad/awesome

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 13 May 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

NO MORE CRAZIES.
UNLESS THEY HAVE TEH PHD.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Saturday, 13 May 2006 13:47 (twenty years ago)

does smart trump crazy?

― val (notvalery), Saturday, 13 May 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

maybe. hot definitely doesn't!

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 13 May 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

yeah, hot is a red herring.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Saturday, 13 May 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)

dear beer,

boy, are you heavy in large quantities!

xo
me

― lauren (laurenp), Saturday, 13 May 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Dear nasty-ass ersatz fancy $9-a-six-pack beer. Why do you have the aftertaste of BACON, like articifical bacon; BACOS! You are nasty, i would gladly trade the 4 of you that remain for a couple coronas FUCK YOU!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

fuck i uesed erzatz wrong

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

Yo tonight I am sticking to root beer. Lame, I know, but a girl has to recover SOMEtime.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Beer,

I miss you dearly.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

BEER!

Let's watch a movie together!

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

BEER,

I WILL DRINK YOU IN THREE HOURS OR SO.

XO XO

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

wtf kind of beer is that? i will drink the shit out bacon beer.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

i fell asleep, actually, and am NOT drinking beer.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 8 June 2006 00:39 (nineteen years ago)

Bacos beer = Paulaner Hefe-Weizen.

GROSS.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 8 June 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

try aecht schlenkerla rauchbier. the germans rule the tastes-like-bacon beer category with their smoke-flavored beers. there's this one where they brew the beer in the same room that they cure the meat or whatever, and the beer absorbs all the aromas. i've tried it, but couldn't stomach more than a sip or two.

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

i had wine instead.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Keystone Light,

Thanks for making those 16 oz cans and putting them in 18 packs for only $8.99. They are the Bladderbuster. If not for them, the Star Trek Voyager DVD Menu Drinking Game might never have been.

Yr pal,

Drinky McDrinks-a-Lot

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

HAS ANYBODY HAD THE MARGARITA/SOL BEER DRINK AT DADDYS...I SIPPED ON ONE THE OTHER DAY...IT WAS GNAR.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Door Boor,

I'll see you in about half an hour, make yourself look nice. Tell Tequila to doll herself up, too.

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

i think i have to give beer up :-(

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

schlitz in a can, you are going down my friend.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

seriously schlitz, i'm not gonna rest until one or both of us in crumpled up on the floor.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

dude, schlitz will kill you. schlitz don't fuck around.

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Beer, plz don't be angry. I wish I could bring you to work, too. Let's make the most of it, the weekend is nigh.

― Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 16 June 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

BROOKLYN LAGER
BUDWEISER

BEERS WITH LAUREL & GRAVEL PUZZLEWORTH.
RULED.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Saturday, 17 June 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

:D
awesome

also: 3 beers does = fourth meal!

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Saturday, 17 June 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

you win this round schlitz...

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Saturday, 17 June 2006 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

THE SECRET TO ENJOYING BACON BEER: DRINK 3 AT A TIME

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Saturday, 17 June 2006 06:13 (nineteen years ago)

BUD WITH THE FINISH!!

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 17 June 2006 07:13 (nineteen years ago)

THE SECRET TO ENJOYING BACON BEER: DRINK 3 AT A TIME

holy fuck, i've had bacon beer and it's fucking awesome. it tastes like breakfast but it gets you drunk.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Saturday, 17 June 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

Daar Baar

Phew, you were an animal last night. I've gots to stick to wine and rum today, sorry.

― Shadow of the Waxwing (noodle vague), Saturday, 17 June 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

TO: BEER
RE: CHUNKS OF ALFREDO SAUCE AND STOMACH ACID IN NON-DISPOSAL SIDE OF SINK.

FUCK YOU

― fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Saturday, 17 June 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

dear beer i still love you your friend vodka is kind of a dick though

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

dear beer,

what did i ever do to you?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Sunday, 2 July 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

6y4e was beer??
it was good. hey.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 08:35 (nineteen years ago)

hi beerr.
did you just give your number to where how?
oh,
beer.--[[]]

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 10:01 (nineteen years ago)

he just called me! i gave right numbre! crazy.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Sunday, 2 July 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

dear beer,
do you miss me?
should i go pick you up?
you're so tempting, you saucy little minx!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR BEAR
IS IT OK IF I DRWON MY SOWERROWS IN YOU AGAIN TOMROROW AT NOON ITS BEEN FUN BYE

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

dear tall-can grolsch,
you go well with band practice.
obv.
rrr

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 July 2006 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

dear beer,

i love you. i know i'll probably be singing a different tune in 3 1/2 hours when my alarm clock goes off for work but for now, it's you and me baby and i'll never love anyone the way i love you.

you and your half-sister taco bell bean burrito were so fucking good to me tonight.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 6 July 2006 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR ASSHOLE,

THANKS FOR ENCOURAGING ME TO MAKE-OUT WITH GIRL I DON'T EVEN LIKE AND THEN NOT REMEMBER IT UNTIL SHE REMINDED THIS MORNING (TWO DAYS LATER) AND IT'S ALL WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE IN LOVE OR SOMETHING???

FUCK YOU, PAL.

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

RRROBN, WHO CALLED YOU?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 6 July 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

haha, omg i posted on this thread too...
it was: guy i kissed at 5am at big party. he's cute + into me, even with me being like: i am not as crazy as you might think i am, though i am sometimes that way; let's take if down a notch.

thankfully i did not kiss the wrong people, phew. beer: you're alright with me still.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Thursday, 6 July 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

my dinner 2nite is two TALL screwdrivers (does orangina have pulp in it or is that a meal worm?) and two red stripes. then i will go out and have sex with a tree adn froget my shitty workday

― XD (eman), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR BEER,

RUM TOLD ME YOU COULD HOOK ME UP. YOU'RE THE BEST. AROUND. NOTHINGS EVER GOONA KEEP YOU DOWN.

THX

COBRA KAI ASS MOTHERFUCKER

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

der ber,
should i drink you or go running again?????????????

HELLO?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

DO YOGA INSTEAD. FUCK A RUNNING AGAIN

Love,
BEER

― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR CASE OF NATTY BOH IN TEH FRIDGE,

I SHOULD RLY DRINK YUO, BUTT I KIND OF WAHNT TO GO TO TEH B0AT BAR AND BE SOCIAL.

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

BROOKLYN LAGER AND NEGRA MODELO I LOVE YOUR REFRESHING TASTEa

― the eunuchs, Cassim and Mustafa, who guarded Abdur Ali's harem (orion), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR CASE OF NATTY BOH IN TEH FRIDGE,

wtf people drink that piss outside of b-more?

― XD (eman), Friday, 7 July 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I CARRIED IT HOEM FROM 4TH OF JULY BOH IS TEH BEST

― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

DEAR BEER

I want you so much baby. That quickie at lunchtime was not enough. See you in an hour, yeah? I'll make you feel special, promise.

― Toad Roundgrin (noodle vague), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kawaiinot.com/images/kawaiinot_strip046.gif

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Friday, 7 July 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Dearest beerest,

School is out for summer. And while I've enjoyed the intensity of our weekend trysts, I think it's time we get a little more serious. Now that I've finally got some free time, I think we should really think about spending more quality "relationship" time together -- instead of just desperately sucking face in some bar, maybe we could relax on the porch, or go to the beach or something. I don't know. I guess what I'm trying to say is -- I'm ready. Let's do this thing.

wuv,

EJS

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 4 August 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

I drank one too many of you lasnight.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 4 August 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

"Let's do this thing."

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Friday, 4 August 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

dear beer,

as i have to run to astoria after work, i think i will forgo hangin with you and your friend lemonaide tonight, but have retzina over instead. its been ages since ive seen her, you do understand, don't you.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 4 August 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

beer,

why you give me such a headache two days in a row when you know i have to go to a bachelor party with 25 ROWDY irish dudes tonight?

jrd

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 4 August 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

dear jdr,

I only wanted to get you into shape. DOn't worry my friend jameson will help you through the night.

best,

BEER

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 4 August 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

dear overly expensive baseball park beer,

i hope someone else is paying tonight.

xo,
sh

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 4 August 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Dur Burr,

Remember that one time I drank you in the car? haha "one" time.

Yr pal,

tom swervo

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

^^ roffle

― heavyweight grebt (sanskrit), Friday, 4 August 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

dear beer,

i am drinking you at home, but one day we will try this: http://www.i-bar.ch/info/

― mentalismé (sanskrit), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

dear raspberry lemonade and vodka,

you soothe a broken haert.

xo
sh

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like that would give my broken haert heartburn. but i'm glad it works for you!

― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Friday, 18 August 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

well, we'll see tomorrow

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

grape juice + gin = possibly the most evil-tasting concoction i've ever had

― =[[ (eman), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

wow vodka gets you drunk quick

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

dear beer
why do i always forget to get you on the way home even though my mom sent me $20 "for beer" (thanks mom ;-)). is it because 30 of you don't fit in my backpack?

xx,
caitlin

― nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

30??

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

i need a lot of beer

― nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

30 or 0

― nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

no usually i just buy 12 but the idea of having 30 in a backpack was just really exciting, it's a party on your back

― nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

gangsta

xpost dont ruin the illusion

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

I did raspberry + vodka last night after dinner and then went and played with turntables... and produced something EXACTLY like vahid's cease + desist mix.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

QED

― PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)

five months pass...

DEAR EBER,

MISEED YOU BOO

XOXOXOOX

― grbchv! (skowly), Saturday, 3 February 2007 03:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sdro.com/plum/beer.gif

― grbchv! (skowly), Saturday, 3 February 2007 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tijnsnoodijk.com/400/beer.gif

― grbchv! (skowly), Saturday, 3 February 2007 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

x_____________________x

― grbchv! (skowly), Saturday, 3 February 2007 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

Jib, I'm upstairs with my neighbors, and I left my phone downstairs. Are you still around? Have I missed text msgs?? There's Red Stripe here!

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 3 February 2007 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Beer,

We are not friends, not after what you did. I've got Vernors and vodka now, and bottles of wine, and I deserve real love, I deserve this. You've got a million boys and girls in every town, you won't even miss me, and maybe someday we'll meet in a dark old bar and nostalgia will overcome us both and we'll rediscover what made us so good together, but until then...please. Just go.

We used to have something, didn't we.

Not yours, not anymore,
Laurel

― Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 3 February 2007 06:17 (nineteen years ago)

Dearest Beer,

You've outlasted just about every other relationship I've ever put any effort in to. Friends and lovers, authors and actors and artists and such, they fail me, inevitably. But you and I, we brothers in arms, we have something. If it weren't for whiskey I'd marry you.

Your humble servant,
-alex

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 3 February 2007 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

Dearest Beer,

You weren't at your best tonight... something... different? You seemed a bit flat. Was it something I did or were you just... y'know.... I still love you either way.

--JtM

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 3 February 2007 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

thing about beer, guys, is that it will never love you back. it may say all kinds of sweet things, but you'd be a fool to believe 'em.

― be home by 11 (orion), Saturday, 3 February 2007 07:04 (nineteen years ago)

the dear beer thread!

i drank you tonight and you were awesome in both noire form and blanc form. then i drank your friend whisky out of my birthday flask. i like you guys together - never lose the magic.

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Saturday, 3 February 2007 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://oraculations.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/tits%20and%20beer-770682.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 3 February 2007 10:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/2146-2/SaddamShop.jpg

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 3 February 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

haha, i put my cell phone in the laundry

― grbchv! (skowly), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

lol!

dear beer,

will you help me pack? you seem so tempting, but i'm a bit skeptical of your deviant ways. what do you say, are you gonna be a good guy or braek heart like all the others?

worried,

tza

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

deer beer,

i had an elegant evening with wine last night, but tonight i'm looking forward to just kicking it with you and maybe whisky.

xo,

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Sunday, 4 February 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

dare reeb,

i am so glad you are not letting me down tonight, baby!

luv u!

noize + kisses,

tizzle

― I DIDINT LIE,AND I DIDNT CHEAT get thunderstruck with the thunderfuck bitch (teh, Sunday, 4 February 2007 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

dear the two amstel lights i drank: i made a wise choice not drinking any more, the bar was good but for various reasons not so conducive to "partying" and the vibe was a little off tonight. eh, it happens.

― tuesdays with maury povich (get bent), Sunday, 4 February 2007 08:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thebeerstore.ca/images/brand/0513_l.jpg
you hurt me so much, yet best option, plus the hilarious jukebox (jutebox?) plus banane liquer w orange juice?

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 February 2007 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

dear beer,

you are delishus. I like it when you inspire me to chug bottles of wine.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

p.s. thanks for telling my mom to drunk IM me last night.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 4 February 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

four months pass...

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

― ☪, Saturday, 23 June 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

\m/

― river wolf, Saturday, 23 June 2007 03:21 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer,

you're the best.

ever yours,
ktr

― chicago kevin, Saturday, 23 June 2007 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

HEY GUY

THANKS FOR BEING A FRIEND AND ALSO FOR BEING IN CHILI

OWE YOU ONE,

WOLFSTER

― river wolf, Sunday, 1 July 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer,

thank you for aiding my enjoyment of live free or die hard and pls dont make me more fat than i already am but even so ur great thanx

max r.

― max, Sunday, 1 July 2007 03:45 (eighteen years ago)

daerest blue point blueberry ale:

it was nice sharing that 11:30pm shower with you.
further, i am enjoying you so much i will consciously seek you out in the future.

best,
IJ

― ian, Sunday, 1 July 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer,
plz stop w stomach torture kthnx

― deej, Sunday, 1 July 2007 06:48 (eighteen years ago)

deer beer,

i love you now but tomoorw? when i'm wretching and cursing life? will i love you then?

yes, yes of course i will. thank you stella and pbr, you made it worth it.

all my love,
ktr

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 1 July 2007 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh bluepoint blueberry ale i have not tried that one.

i drank a BAR HARBOR blueberry ale yesterday ON THE BEACH and it was great and not too fruity or sweet.

― bell_labs, Sunday, 1 July 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

i had the blueberry once. it was fun but i couldn't drink more than one at a time. is almost like a dessert beer or something.

― tehresa, Sunday, 1 July 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

dear bell's two hearted ale,

drinking you was kind of like drinking a bunch of flowers. why do american craft breweries all think hopping an ale out to ludicrous speed is the #1 flavor fun people want to have? when did hefe's and whites go out of style?

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 July 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

2005 i think.

― ian, Sunday, 1 July 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

fucking A.

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

i like the oberon better than the two hearted

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

I agree with whomever on one of the ILE beer threads said the oberon seemed watered down. I don't remember anything particularly remarkable or great about it.

― El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

AMAZING

― Mr. Que, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

Rare

― Laurel, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

i had the most astounding white last night

actually i had about eight of them and forget what i did after that

― strongohulkington, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

i had southern tier hop sun last night. was ok, verrrry fruity. very light and clear. i think i like a hefe better.

― tehresa, Sunday, 1 July 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

ok quick late dinner at big hunt posing as old man lame-o reading newspaper alone at bar confirms bell's oberon is much, much tastier out of a keg than in the bottle

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

I like eating alone w/ reading materials, that sounds perfect.

― Laurel, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:43 (eighteen years ago)

HOORAY, Tombot.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

We went to the Polish club in Brisbane on Friday and they had loads of imported Polish beers and everything was cheaps as. It was great.
dranck 500ml bottles of: Okocim, Warka Strong and Zywiec, coupla others, can't remember as was pretty destroyed.

I remember the Zywiec being the best.

― Drooone, Monday, 2 July 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Okocim's got a great label:

http://www.beerme.com/graphics/beermats/932.jpg

― jergïns, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

so does Zywiec
http://www.terrapolska.de/images/zywiec.jpg

― Drooone, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

tylski!

― chicago kevin, Monday, 2 July 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

dear seven and ginger: you're not maker's and ginger, or even seven and seven (is), but you're quirky and fun.

― get bent, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)

also, should i go get tacos across the street, even if it means i have to put on pants?

― get bent, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

i finally went to spuyten duyvil. so many awesome beers! i had a dry stout that was on cask and some mead. i want to go back with a daet and try all sorts of wondrous beers in romanting garden. alas this will probably not happen but maybe i will go back with bros :D

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

i drank A LOT of Zywiec when i lived in poland several years ago (on a youth program thing) - it was good and i wld drink more of it (and have since)
i kind of miss poland

― rrrobyn, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)

spuyten duyvil is cool! i will go with tehresa next time i'm home!

― get bent, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)

yay!! when is that, jbr?

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

not sure yet!

― get bent, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

dear molson dry,
i drank you tonight b/c a friend bought some in honour of canada day, for some reason - she was looking for molson cdn but there wasn't any at the store she went to.
you remind me of karaoke in neighbourhood bars and also of keg parties and def of being messy cheap-beer fall-off-bike drunk. i am glad i only had one of you tonight b/c the effect was pretty heavy and you have a weird aftertaste.
r

― rrrobyn, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

come in august jbr we will make a LA noise pilgramige to east coast

― max, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:24 (eighteen years ago)

can you guys stuff chaki and remy in yr suitcases, too?

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)

ok! i will look into coming home in aug but no promises.

― get bent, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

just don't make it during the week/end that i have to go to buffalo for wedding madness! (around the 12th)

― tehresa, Monday, 2 July 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)

I will go on date tomorrow night and give you hints dog.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)

are you telling that to the beer, jw?

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer,

hey. gril is cuet.
stay in glassssss plz

tks
jw

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

Tom, Spuyten Duyvil has MEAD with WHISKEY in it. Its so fucking awesome!

@_@

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Dear 30 Pack of Tecate,

You are almost gone, but we've had some great times together.

yr bff,
The Macallan 18 Year

― The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 2 July 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

mead with whiskey in it = completely off topic

also sounds like a recipe for my head to instantly split open at the temples, revealing an evergrowing pulsating brain that rules from the centre of the ultrapain

― El Tomboto, Monday, 2 July 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

dear beer,

what i drank tonight was not beer but the ile drunk thread is hideous now so i'm turning to my noiser friends for help. i feel good. the lights are out and there is a breeze coming in.

-jbr

― get bent, Thursday, 2 August 2007 05:00 (eighteen years ago)

u in my mouth

― latebloomer, Thursday, 2 August 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

deer beer

― latebloomer, Thursday, 2 August 2007 05:12 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha dont you just love it when you drink a beer and halfway through you remember that you havent eaten anything all day

― ☪, Sunday, 12 August 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

pinnnns annnnnnd nnnnnnnedles

― ☪, Sunday, 12 August 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Corona Extra,

People see no worth in you. Oh, but I do.

Love always,
AA

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 12 August 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

DEAR BEER,

I HAD YOU IN THE SHOWER, I'M HAVING YOU ON THE DINNER TABLE, AND YR ABOUT TO BE INVOLVED IN LOL COLLEGE GAMES: CAN YOU TAKE IT??????????

_RW

― river wolf, Sunday, 12 August 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

i am enjoying one of you with a cold falafel. hard-won after day of moving!

p.s. apparently there is an open wireless network in my new building!!
p.p.s please ban "wanko ergo sum"

― bell_labs, Sunday, 12 August 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

i've been living on borrowed time, i know

― wanko ergo sum, Sunday, 12 August 2007 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

dear awyeah homemade beer made by friends for wedding next wkend,
thanks for the test run tonight - i liked you in both bitter and blanche forms even though i could not drink v much due to digestive restrictions :/ i will be sure to drink again wkend though.
it's been special,
r

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 12 August 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

i still don't really 'get' the beer in the shower thing
but i have never tried it so

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 12 August 2007 04:23 (eighteen years ago)

rrrob, you should try it, i find it very refreshing. if digestive restrictions restrict beer then wine bath can be substituted.

― bell_labs, Sunday, 12 August 2007 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer, i wish i had more of you to drink. but i guess it's time for sleep anyways :/

― bell_labs, Sunday, 12 August 2007 05:19 (eighteen years ago)

dear bud light
you were free and darnk ltos
thank you
max

― max, Sunday, 12 August 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

dear pabst and old style,

i don't know what i ever did to you to deserve this beat-down you put on me.

throbbing and convulsing,
ktr

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 12 August 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer,

i thought we were friends, but after what i went through today, i'm going to need some time.

i'll call you,

― Jordan, Sunday, 12 August 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

dear pabst and old style,

i think i have battered spouse syndrome or something because we're gonna party til sun up again tonight.

be gentle,
ktr

― chicago kevin, Monday, 13 August 2007 01:12 (eighteen years ago)

dear kendall-jackson sauv blanc that i bought at the vons in westwood on my way home:

i forget what "drinkable" is a euphemism for, but right now you're going down easier than divine brown in hugh grant's limo.

― get bent, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 06:54 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer:

i got a thing
you got a thing
everybody's got a thing
when we get together, doin our thing
in order to help each other
in order to help your brother

xoxo

― strgn, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 08:16 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer:

i want to drink a lot of you tonight. maybe i stop by bar 107 on my way home and get a cold pbr tallboy?

love,
your loyal companion

― get bent, Monday, 20 August 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

dear summer brew,

why do i drink you?

best,

― hstencil, Monday, 20 August 2007 01:14 (eighteen years ago)

jbr:

drinkable means that you don't have to cellar-age it, you can drink it now.

most reserve wines' taste is undeveloped for at least 5-7 years so it's recommended to store it as vintage until recommended aging occurs.

― Steve Shasta, Monday, 20 August 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

joel why weren't u at daddys

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 20 August 2007 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

summer brew knocked me out.

― hstencil, Monday, 20 August 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

I ran into noise dude N@te d@vis

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 20 August 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

DAER BEER,

THAT IS THE LAST TIME I PLAY POKER WITH YOU, ASSHOLE.

SEE YOU TONIGHT.

― caek, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:26 (eighteen years ago)

Daerest beer,

I have claimed I am cutting back on you, then I had three half-liter mugs of a savory pumpkin brew on Monday. Why must you remind me of the error of my ways?

― mh, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

dear beer,

stop making me fat! PLEASE

― bell_labs, Sunday, 9 December 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

i had a boddington's earlier and now i'm having a second boddington's and i still have two spaten optimators (current fav) in the fridge for tomorrow i guess and my big huge new fat gut of boredom and stress is making me unhappy yet still i drink

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 9 December 2007 00:59 (eighteen years ago)

my pants size has been the same for 12 years and has just now gone up 1 size and i dont know if i should by new fattey clothes or like make "lifestyle changes" arghhh :/

― bell_labs, Sunday, 9 December 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

Just don't become one of those people who switches to vodka tonics because they're "less fattening".

― dell, Sunday, 9 December 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Beer,

You are so mysterious. Why do I not have an incredible urge to hang out with you tonight like I do most every other night? Also, thanks for helping me to sleep 12+ blissful hours last night complete with weird recurring dreams...

― dell, Sunday, 9 December 2007 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

dear beer,

i love you baby.

best,
ktr

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 9 December 2007 03:48 (eighteen years ago)

beer > one size

― mookieproof, Sunday, 9 December 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Dear Beer,

See you in ninety minutes. Bring friends.

― caek, Friday, 1 August 2008 13:47 (seventeen years ago)

does ddb still post

― and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

on ILTRMB

― dan m, Friday, 1 August 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

HI BERE

It's Friday night, it's payday, let's do this thing.

KISSES

noodle

― Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 October 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

agreed
http://image.minyanville.com/assets/FCK_Aug2007/Image/schlitz.jpg

― graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave architecture (jdchurchill), Friday, 23 October 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

1 beer passes...

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 23 October 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://bgood.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/spaten_dunkel.jpg x2

― ian, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

going to the store right now iirc

― how rad bandit (gbx), Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

Did some damage to a growler of Half Acre Magnus.

― M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Saturday, 24 October 2009 05:46 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://missiondoloresbar.com/blog/

Weird name for a bar in ny. Check the pretentious about section. "let's throw in a few 4 ltr words to seem hip"

nice selection though

― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 01:09 (sixteen years ago)

His shit is hella clean.

― f a ole schwarzwelt (Lamp), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

lol @ "1 beer passes..."

― handle your b I (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 03:17 (sixteen years ago)

me 2 + shots + drink for a chick = $45
hangover + blueballs = priceless :-(((

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, July 9, 2005 11:49 AM (4 years ago)

― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:25 (sixteen years ago)

am0n did u ever hit that

― full government name (cutty), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:25 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

dear beer,

stop making me fat! PLEASE

― ┌∩┐. I . A . (Aerosol), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

i have stout gut

― ┌∩┐. I . A . (Aerosol), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

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