targeted facebook ads i have received lately

SoBro, dudez. gonna be the next wburg.

(i know this is not news just facebook ads what?!)

frutels
http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/2008/3/13/p_6002205611700_8044.jpg
Frutels is acne care in a candy. Get clear skin from the inside out. Try Frutels, the gummy vitamin for acne today.

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http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2008/03/15/amd_ashley_video1.jpg

I keep getting an ad for a gay match.com thing

http://i25.tinypic.com/2up8crc.png

Wholesale Dog Poop Bags
http://ads.ak.facebook.com/ads2/flyers/117/52/6002214505436_1_83f2f009.jpg
70% off the price of Petco (as low 3.9 cents per bag vs. 15 cents!) Order your wholesale bags by July 18 and get free UPS shipping!

catsup dude's girl upthread looks uncannily like an old flame. even breast size is accurate

that is spitzer's ho, no?

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lol @ "Condo.Own"

mine are all OLD, GAY & SINGLE?

Is Theresa as cool as Robert Downey Jr.?
See the Tropic Thunder trailer and take the quiz to find out!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3177/2733480047_a3333bfd22.jpg?v=0
^ girlfriend got this

so am i?

not in blackface you're not

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lol

Join NY Wine Tasting Trip

Our awesome trip is sold out for women, but still has room for men. Join ZogSports for a day of wine tasting fun on Long Island!

Whoa chicks!!!!!!!

Like Kraftwerk?
Play this rad new online dance game. No, Kraftwerk is not in it (yet), but great indie/electro bands like CSS, Cut Copy, etc are!
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http://zombiehof.com/misc/fb0.jpg

YES MORE ADS OK YES

Things My Dog Ate
My dog Watson ate my girlfriend's $350 Prada shoes so I started a website dedicated to all the crazy things dogs eat.

Welcome To Your Life

Prime Upper West Side location w/studios, 1 and 2 bedrooms from $2035.

^^these people clearly have my income bracket wrong in their targeting/filter.

"from" -- the most discouraging word in real estate

esp when the from for that price is for a STUDIO.

j03 fullman saw a studio for ~$1850 in the (far) west village with a yard. Fallout from financial crisis is hitting the studio apts 1st…

for some reason everytime I log into facebook I get an ad that says 'buy blackadder t-shirts' lol

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7484/blackadderpq4.jpg

Do You Know Jay-Z?

Take this fun quiz and test your knowledge about Jay-Z now!

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/sdfghjkl.jpg

Love Roller Coasters?

Share your passions and experiences with the community at diddit.com.

lol @ rhino horn neti pot

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

suggestion: upload some more recent pictures w/ your beard

lol. I shaved it in the summer

in other news a promo email for Grace Jones "Williams Blood" generated these o_0 google ads

Cord Blood
Choose Only The World's Largest & Most Experienced Cord Blood Bank.
www.CordBlood.com

Cord Blood Bank Company
Free Cord Blood Buyer's Guide & Kit MD Trusted, FDA & AABB Approved
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WAHT

umbilical cord blood maybe?

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

mine are "Like Vampire Weekend?" and TIRED OF SHAVING

umbilical cord blood maybe?

yeah that's what it is but I thought it was used for like, stem cell research

I guess that's what they're marketing, bank your blood in case ya need it? didn't seem like something that would hit the general public through google ads. (actually I think at first glance I thought they were SELLING cord blood, eww.)

no you keep it in a bank and if the kid of any direct relatives get some horrible cancerish type disease it can help a lot.

"the kid OR any direct relatives"

i wish i had got my shit together and done it

huh! did not know that

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/BrOnXbOmBr21/the_more_you_know.jpg

this is not a targeted facebook ad but i was looking at alumni of my high school and i found my 6th grade math teacher

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/501/2/s1634617405_1320.jpg

i always get ones for Christian singles O_O

lol @ getting both of these at once

Worried about drinking?
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Annual Green Card lottery
Win a permanent american residency. The US Green Card lottery is conducted each year by the US government. Deadline: Dec 1st.

shit! just missed out.

I keep getting this one that says TIRED OF SHAVING? with some dude shaving his chest

― dmr, Tuesday, November 11, 2008 2:06 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah wtf, do dudes really just go to town on their torsos with a razor?

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I favorited a bunch of horse racing shit "Dave is now a fan of SILVER CHARM" etc and now I'm getting a bunch of banners that are like, Gambling problem? We can help!!

was talking to p3te sm1th about jobs and got this one promoting a job i want

http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/9/43/6002243428373_1_ba0dfde7.jpg

the eno tshirt ad thats been around for the last few ages was replaced today by russian brides,something offering me 70% ROI, and the opportunity to meet elite mature singles.

WHAT HAS CHANGED?!

wtff why does facebook suddenly think I have man-boobs

Gynecomastia Shirts Vests
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lol

"MIRDLES"

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i got an ad encouraging me to 'Ball out of control' with a pic of a lex coupe or something. i was into that one.

http://torchthebridge.com/forums/uploads/post-101-1235353712.png

Hearing beautiful music?
Ask American jazz trumpeter Chris Botti your questions about music, composing or romance. This week on PBS Engage. Click here.

lol chris botti

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where the hell are they even getting this statistic

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6050/parents.tif

congrats!

apparently my biological clock is not doing its job so facebook decided to handle matters.

i got one for "at&t swag"

Why is this guy so happy?
[pic of monk]
He has a secret. Lucky for you, he'll share it with you. Then you'll be laughing too.

lol ur a buddhist

ya it was a ad for some tibetan dude's meditation course

http://creative.ak.facebook.com/ads3/flyers/18/45/6002240468834_1_29942895.jpg

O_o

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/sexymollusk/ironicnotfunny/WTF.jpg

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/les.jpg

ugh, figures i can't find it now but i have been getting the "ipod of shavers" one a lot lately. lol what does that even mean. also, my profile is naked without animated gifs.

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/hpnotiq.jpg

again with the baby crap!
http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/baby.jpg

http://i31.tinypic.com/15g8ll4.jpg

They've got your number.

It's what happens when
vodka cognac, and fruit
go out with the girls.

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/310/touchh.jpg

ever since i changed status to "single, interested in women" i keep getting these ads for LOCAL SINGLES but especially ASIAN SINGLES.

KNOW YR GRLZ

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/girls.jpg

also what is w/ that sentence structure? if you think, you'd be wrong? what about if you think, you ARE wrong.

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE MARKETING JOBS WHILE I AM TEMPING?

I keep clicking "Like" but nothing happens

can someone explain how this picture is appropriate in this ad?

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/5017/momsa.jpg

ha

http://i401.photobucket.com/albums/pp95/tza/child.jpg

actual lols

would be good if they used beardo mom for that ad

I like this new trend of using a pic of some freak just to get your attention, advertising reduced to its base form. if only they could show nudity...

http://i46.tinypic.com/246qutd.jpg

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guyz!

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somebody alert grady!

AFFORDABLE DRUG REHAB

QUIETING THE MIND

Barack Obama
Many people who like JSTOR like him.

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expore a dark & twisted virtual world..... and make friends!

got one for this site http://www.shaadi.com/index.php

What is that tan guy doing in the goth RPG? Really.

He's the guy the goths secretly wish they could be.

Our free contest gives out $1000 cash every month to the hottest mom with the most votes. Find out if you can win here.

http://c1916682.cdn.cloudfiles.rackspacecloud.com/hot_mom_header.jpg

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gifts for hipster guys

hipsterpie

hipster pie!!!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs035.snc6/166567_1551463192463_1411642776_31417770_2123434_n.jpg

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David Guetta, Skrillex, Afrojack - Dj Ivy combines all these styles in his mixing and production. FREE MIXES & MUSIC DOWNLOADS

serious lols @ Teach Chapman Stick?

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Meet a Nice Jewish Girl on JDate. Browse Free!

that's what I like about jewish girls, heh heh

kidding!

I've seen that ad and have wondered if it's cool for me to join jdate since they advertised to me (not jewish)

no

really? I have heard of non-jewish people using it. I have never used it. I thought that people just specified their preference, and some people minded and some didn't.

jdate is a safe space for a minority group we don't need people like mh disturbing it

sorry iatee the advertisement says it's cool for me to

In the United States of America, other causes, such as more people marrying later in life, have combined with intermarriage to cause the Jewish community to decrease dramatically; for every 20 adult Jews, there are now only 17 Jewish children. Some religious conservatives now even speak metaphorically of intermarriage as a silent holocaust.

ask yourself mh do you want to participate in a holocaust

I thought jewish lineage is matrilineal so I can't really break anything

just do the honorable thing and convert

I'd never want to join any club that'd have me as a member

just got another jdate advertisement on facebook

https://photos-2.dropbox.com/t/0/AACXb7P1UrYuDyDTMl3sSdQ4HE-bCQCwYwfd9sepCPAwiA/12/899741/png/32x32/3/_/1/2/jdate.png/O_iuSd2vwqWcaN8Xzao9185h6mkjnmp3diogM60fSo0?size=1024x768

never mind, dropbox doesn't want you to see the ad

http://i.imgur.com/ttKl8bK.jpg

Change your underwear.

You've never felt anything like this before.

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Rockefeller Plaza, Des Moines

http://i.imgur.com/qB5agmm.png

ugh

Finally.

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loool nice work LL

<3 LL

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i don't eat ruffles anymore, but they're good and expensive, so take the ticket

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Fuck you

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http://gizmodo.com/how-to-stop-facebook-from-sharing-your-browsing-history-1589918083/+ashleyfeinberg

This caught me off guard at first. I misread it as RIP Lou, Lou presumably being President Obama with shaggy hair.
https://secure.img-cdn.mediaplex.com/0/27722/216528/300x250_AQ-2_P2Pxxxx.jpg

the FUCK

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