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kiu: cuet kid on bicycle in the lot across the street doing donuts while his cuet dog follows him in circles

get bent, Friday, 3 August 2007 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know what kind of dog he is! he's medium-sized and white with blond markings. and he's very happy and wags his tail a lot. some kind of shepherd maybe?

get bent, Saturday, 4 August 2007 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i42.tinypic.com/b4epkx.jpg

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Friday, 22 May 2009 13:32 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i42.tinypic.com/357iooo.jpg

^^ What kind of dog is that?!

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 01:38 (ten years ago) link

a tibetan mastif maybe

cutty, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 01:54 (ten years ago) link

this dog is half lion

harbl, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:01 (ten years ago) link

i love liondog

also, what?

http://xenophilius.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/1335797.jpg

The two-year-old Tibetan mastiff called Hu Hu (Tiger) performed the stunt at a special event to showcase dog tricks in Chongqing city.

They watched as he climbed to the top of a four metre platform and balanced along two thin steel wires.

Spectators held their breath and occasionally called out “slow down, slow down” to Hu Hu.

He paused occasionally before completing the 10 metre walk to the other end.

The dog’s owner, Mr. He, says Hu Hu was a gift from a friend. He trained Hu Hu for more than a year to walk across wires, reports Chongqing Business News.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:06 (ten years ago) link

hu, hu

harbl, Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:15 (ten years ago) link

My first dog was named Chop Chop and the one after that was named Ling Ling. I could get down with a liondog named Hu Hu.

Fennec fox which does grooming (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 02:17 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://media.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/photos/images/july09/hot_sm/hot10.jpg

A man somersaults into a canal with his dog on a hot afternoon in Jammu, India, Saturday, June 27. At least 24 people have died in a scorching heat wave that has swept over half a dozen Indian states, officials said Friday. AP / Channi Anand

caek, Thursday, 2 July 2009 22:39 (ten years ago) link

okay, that one works.

more ▌▌▌▌in more places (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:26 (ten years ago) link

holy shit

pollster grifter (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:50 (ten years ago) link

I saw this guy one tv once. awwww. Dominic!

best boos te kijken (ENBB), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:52 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.magiedubouddha.com/images/prod/dorodango/16.jpg

caek, Friday, 30 October 2009 11:47 (ten years ago) link

that is one ugly mother

ian, Friday, 30 October 2009 17:17 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sometimes my gf gets pissed off at me (she's just jealous rly) b/c when i see a cute dog in public (very often) i sort of melt and interrupt the conversation with "that's a good puppy. puppy wants to play. roof!"
god i want a dog.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 26 November 2009 10:32 (ten years ago) link

she's not ready for kids, sorry

jaxon, Thursday, 26 November 2009 17:35 (ten years ago) link

cats are better sorry

la monte jung (cutty), Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:35 (ten years ago) link

^^^sb

tehresa, Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:39 (ten years ago) link

disgusting savages imo

la monte jung (cutty), Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:42 (ten years ago) link

tsk

tehresa, Thursday, 26 November 2009 21:45 (ten years ago) link

cats might be awesome and I'm sad that I'll never know because for my whole life if I'm around one for more than half an hour I feel like I'm going to die

joygoat, Thursday, 26 November 2009 23:45 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/annBL.jpg

mmmmmmmm

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:46 (nine years ago) link

he he he

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:57 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100507/capt.a6c6e3df03a844c9a577011fc20e7672-a6c6e3df03a844c9a577011fc20e7672-0.jpg

Amid the turmoil of the Greece financial crisis, photos and videos of street protests have turned up a kind of canine "Where's Waldo" figure: a mutt that may have some German shepherd genes, and clearly has a strong interest in civic disorder.
The current mutt has won a long string of blog tributes and a number of online nicknames, including "Rebel Dog," "Riot Dog" and "Protest Dog." He even has a Facebook page devoted to him (as "Riot-Dog").

dmr, Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:13 (nine years ago) link

:)

A. U. Khan (am0n), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:37 (nine years ago) link

:D

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:51 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhz9Aa6tDwk

A. U. Khan (am0n), Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:55 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbn__Tta_0E

A. U. Khan (am0n), Saturday, 8 May 2010 15:59 (nine years ago) link

wkiw Billie's dog

hahaha @ those youtubes esp the first one

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Saturday, 8 May 2010 17:59 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFSvkIMN89Y

am0n, Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:17 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_I9ld-oDTs

caek, Friday, 25 June 2010 09:19 (nine years ago) link

jesus christ that is the cutest thing on the planet

fresno's wet (gbx), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 02:15 (nine years ago) link

greyhounds at the beach

fresno's wet (gbx), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 02:16 (nine years ago) link

Look at those greyhounds go!

Also that baby dog vid is wonderful.

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 02:26 (nine years ago) link

babies laughing like that is one of the greatest sounds ever
dog also v cute :)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 03:10 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

photo blog of a friend of a friend, non-hipsterish, just walkin her dog around her neighbourhood:
http://doggydujour.blogspot.com/

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:08 (nine years ago) link

:D

o sh!t a ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (ENBB), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 03:43 (nine years ago) link

nice, very real

this isn't STRAWBERRY 0_o it's RAWBERRY (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 05:22 (nine years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZX8466lIpIw/TGOfOHzwowI/AAAAAAAAAhI/0w5oPE8hikw/s600/wpinklips.jpg

I want to be friends with this dog!

sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 05:27 (nine years ago) link

i got a puppy, read about it here: PUPPY!!!!!!!

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 26 August 2010 08:27 (nine years ago) link

wow :)

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 26 August 2010 16:44 (nine years ago) link

one of my neighbors dogs had to be put down yesterday and (perhaps i am projecting but whatev) H was sort of mopey and super people-centric and lovey dovey afterwards.

dogs are weird wrt stuff like that, they are complicated little dudes

gg eileen (jjjusten), Thursday, 26 August 2010 23:49 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R-_iLvg2sQ

_| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Thursday, 18 November 2010 07:50 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nH8OC6a618&feature=player_embedded

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 17:49 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

*v*

deej me how to whiney (dayo), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:00 (nine years ago) link

;_;

salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:30 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSywiwgC4Dk&feature=player_embedded

the payoff to this vid is so great

deej me how to whiney (dayo), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:42 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXElh_VM0Uc

deej me how to whiney (dayo), Monday, 13 December 2010 03:56 (nine years ago) link

had to make a stop motion animation for a class, drew my dog getting excited about seeing our neighbor across the street:
http://imgur.com/R8N0k.gif

joygoat, Monday, 13 December 2010 04:53 (nine years ago) link

that is awesome

˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Monday, 13 December 2010 04:55 (nine years ago) link

^^^^^^^^

a leg made footless by pot (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 December 2010 05:15 (nine years ago) link

I love Britain's ugliest dog. I would be his friend.

ENBB, Monday, 20 December 2010 20:33 (eight years ago) link

oh dear.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 December 2010 00:16 (eight years ago) link

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/12/DOG-NATIVITY-SCENE-01.jpg

jaxon, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:13 (eight years ago) link

YES

ENBB, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 02:15 (eight years ago) link

thumbs up

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 14:37 (eight years ago) link

kinda love this spec furniture:
http://weeeng.com/dog/i/tablepod.jpg

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 17:25 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bestest ever!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4713de80f7/janitor-dog

jaxon, Friday, 7 January 2011 21:33 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/D010-011.jpg

I dunno if this shop is actually ever open but I kind of want to steal its logo...forever

Neu! romancer (dayo), Thursday, 24 February 2011 15:44 (eight years ago) link

so chill

ENBB, Thursday, 24 February 2011 18:09 (eight years ago) link

http://www.dog.com/

not sure about the ossuarial bathtub, that's a bit morbid

oddo futre wolf ganso kilgallon thome aldair (nakhchivan), Thursday, 24 February 2011 18:13 (eight years ago) link

which one's the dog

Neu! romancer (dayo), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:42 (eight years ago) link

I KID! I KID!

Neu! romancer (dayo), Monday, 28 February 2011 23:42 (eight years ago) link

That is crazy that dogs' and people's pupils turn opposite colors in flash photog!

wizards of wonder are the keepers of knowledge (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 01:04 (eight years ago) link

flash phoDOGraphy amirite??

Neu! romancer (dayo), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 01:05 (eight years ago) link

love the way thread title reads like it was written by a dog and manages to encapsulate dog ethos of sorts in 10 words, only half of which are not "dog"

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 13:43 (eight years ago) link

which is pointing out the perfectly obvious, but... i'm only one man??

dell (del), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 13:48 (eight years ago) link

The first thing I saw when I woke up this morning was a dog penis--our bed is underneath a big window, and Salty the little tough guy (part terrier, part basset hound, part who knows what) was doing his part to protect us from the scary armadillos and cats of the world by standing on the head of the bed and staring out the window.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 1 March 2011 18:38 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3ESyY.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 3 March 2011 16:44 (eight years ago) link

:-)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 March 2011 01:35 (eight years ago) link

Ha I love that dog's dumb + eager to please dog face.

wizards of wonder are the keepers of knowledge (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 March 2011 02:21 (eight years ago) link

i feel like that dog every day

bang-proof-bling-mans (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 March 2011 03:57 (eight years ago) link

is that a praktica?

plax (ico), Friday, 4 March 2011 04:02 (eight years ago) link

^^^gif brought lols

btwwwwww

no pix yet but gf's dogs (big affectionate mongrels, part-labrador, part-hound and part-ridgeback) are the cutest in all time ever ever ever and when we move back to london we are getting a BRITISH DOG and it will also be a big dog because dogs must be big

squeeeeeeeeee

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 March 2011 04:06 (eight years ago) link

BRITISH DOG

wizards of wonder are the keepers of knowledge (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 March 2011 05:32 (eight years ago) link

is AWESOMES

wizards of wonder are the keepers of knowledge (Abbbottt), Friday, 4 March 2011 05:32 (eight years ago) link

sorry plaxtica it looks more like a pentax

Neu! romancer (dayo), Friday, 4 March 2011 05:34 (eight years ago) link

How about little dogs that act and look like big dogs? Like mine, for instance?

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 4 March 2011 17:28 (eight years ago) link

my dog turned 10 last month, suddenly he has decided to shit and piss in the house. im worried his dog privates may not be working properly anymore. :(

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 March 2011 18:58 (eight years ago) link

my dog just went through a phase like that (she just turned 9) but it only lasted for a week or two then she got back on schedule

gr8080, Friday, 4 March 2011 19:49 (eight years ago) link

I took this picture of someone's little dog after a Billy Idol concert last summer.

http://i55.tinypic.com/1580byx.jpg

van smack, Saturday, 5 March 2011 15:49 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

facebook friend posted this today with the following caption:

This is what happens in our house to those who steal out of the recycling and litter cans and jars everywhere.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/197331_10150164136731005_500631004_8683344_8250579_s.jpg

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 04:35 (eight years ago) link

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/D022-009.jpg

dayo, Sunday, 3 April 2011 15:17 (eight years ago) link

omg dogwithcake.com

http://dogwithcake.com/cakeshop/data/afficheimg/1283988330669980919.jpg

Publicidad de Sexo (Abbbottt), Sunday, 3 April 2011 16:18 (eight years ago) link

http://dogwithcake.com/cakeshop/article.php?id=43

dayo, Sunday, 3 April 2011 16:42 (eight years ago) link

I wonder if these cakes have special dog-oriented flavors or if the cakes are just regular human cakes.

Publicidad de Sexo (Abbbottt), Sunday, 3 April 2011 16:45 (eight years ago) link

Oh those dogcakes!

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 April 2011 16:53 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-nKXALtHWs

jaxon, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 19:50 (eight years ago) link

http://i52.tinypic.com/35ml7h0.jpg
imna bite u

Aerosol, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 20:16 (eight years ago) link

those are awful

balls, Monday, 18 April 2011 23:19 (eight years ago) link

I get the National Lampoon ref, but I keep thinking that carrying anything that looks like a gun in your hand in public is such a bad, bad idea.

mh, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 00:59 (eight years ago) link

They don't look like they would be comfy to hold on a long doggy walk.

the 'hip' thing nowadays — gay Mormon missionaries (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 01:06 (eight years ago) link

http://www.cineworks.ca/images/rentals/023.jpg

dayo, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 01:16 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZLr5n.jpg

forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:09 (eight years ago) link

snes puts it over the top imo

forks (forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:10 (eight years ago) link

xp forks, that pic is awesome

last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Sunday, 24 April 2011 04:13 (eight years ago) link

The dog forks posted looks like a living Sifl & Olly puppet!

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Sunday, 24 April 2011 04:14 (eight years ago) link

It doesn't even look real

last updated 2 minutes ago by 1 minute ago (van smack), Sunday, 24 April 2011 04:16 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

can't stop watching youtube videos of mirrors blowin dogs' minds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT47xSoKv9M

dedicated hairblogger and mom to six (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 26 May 2011 06:07 (eight years ago) link

you silly waffle waffle waffle doggie! you are singing off key! you stinker! haha you have no respect you fur ball!
sweetgyy 17 hours ago

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:46 (eight years ago) link

puppy update

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQF-VpIe-sg

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:56 (eight years ago) link

what a dude!

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:08 (eight years ago) link

I love watching vids of dogs because the dog sounds make my dog go ~~dog crazy~~.

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 3 June 2011 01:40 (eight years ago) link

consistent

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 02:06 (eight years ago) link

that's a shop i can tell by the pixels (font)

caek, Monday, 6 June 2011 10:16 (eight years ago) link

DOG ZINE
http://www.sexypeople-blog.com/p/pet-shots.html
DOG ZINE

gr8080, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 09:09 (eight years ago) link

genuine hipster puppies

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:51 (eight years ago) link

otm

gr8080, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:17 (eight years ago) link

dogsitter took this of my dog
http://i.imgur.com/erULn.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:18 (eight years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/21504557

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 June 2011 04:18 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKk5GqTHvlo

jaxon, Saturday, 11 June 2011 20:02 (eight years ago) link

looool

gr8080, Sunday, 12 June 2011 05:59 (eight years ago) link

okay, that's prime rib there

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:11 (eight years ago) link

Those sounds are RIDIDCULOUS.

I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:13 (eight years ago) link

dying

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:17 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/lme0g.jpg

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 15 July 2011 03:01 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uQ6NI.jpg

DOGS

g++ (gbx), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 15:56 (eight years ago) link

+ BONUS DEAD DUGONG

Omega-3 fatty acid house (haitch), Thursday, 21 July 2011 07:58 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/npuFh.gif

am0n, Thursday, 21 July 2011 15:26 (eight years ago) link

Dying at that gif

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 21 July 2011 15:36 (eight years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lonqgwHXZe1qzpqd6o1_500.jpg

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:01 (eight years ago) link

In tribute of this adorable french bulldog I saw via a GIS, I drew a gnarly picture of him:

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pup-2.png

oh, and there's also this:

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pup-1.png

qpә (EDB), Saturday, 23 July 2011 05:19 (eight years ago) link

Ach, let me try that again:

In tribute of this adorable french bulldog I saw via a GIS, I drew a gnarly picture of him:

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pup-2.png

oh, and there's also this:

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/pup-1.png

qpә (EDB), Saturday, 23 July 2011 05:20 (eight years ago) link

those are great!

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 July 2011 14:57 (eight years ago) link

Thanks! Think I might do an english bulldog one in the next while.

qpә (EDB), Saturday, 23 July 2011 23:00 (eight years ago) link

omg my friends mastiff-mix puppy is lying next to me has i type this having somnambulistic dog dreams in which he seems to be running, jumping & barking it is srsly the most adorable & endearing thing I have ever seen!

notes on camping (Pillbox), Sunday, 24 July 2011 05:52 (eight years ago) link

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/188750-1/Dogs_gets_blanket.gif

johnny crunch, Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:02 (eight years ago) link

holy crap

g++ (gbx), Saturday, 30 July 2011 01:26 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt7rXE9vhNY

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 30 July 2011 08:24 (eight years ago) link

Grady I put Gus v. Pool on FB the other day. It killed me. LOOK AT THAT MUSHBALL.

EDB I like your drawings and your predilection for smushface dogs. lol.

Lastly that gif J Crunch posted is amazing.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 11:12 (eight years ago) link

Xpost: Thanks!

If there were ever a taxonomy of dog worth loving its the smushfaced (I cite the above video of gus as proof).

Also, more:

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/medium-dog.png?w=640&h=647

sorry for hugeness

qpә (EDB), Monday, 1 August 2011 19:08 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 02:21 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/JM7MG.jpg

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 17:33 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/00Zu1.jpg

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 19:09 (eight years ago) link

okay, that one is killing me

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 20:23 (eight years ago) link

omg @ delirious beagle of autumn

ledge, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 22:28 (eight years ago) link

Having suffered the indignities of delivering pizza (I rep'd papa johns) I completely empathize with that dude

g++ (gbx), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 01:37 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/xiWO7.jpg

Circlejerk du Soleil (sic), Friday, 19 August 2011 01:02 (eight years ago) link

Oh, my, god...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zMJ8o6UWD0&hd=1

qpә (EDB), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:38 (eight years ago) link

that may be the pinnacle of the internet

a long time ago i used to be snush (remy bean), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:40 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I was just thinking...

qpә (EDB), Friday, 19 August 2011 13:51 (eight years ago) link

there's more!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmLuPLcHs3Y

http://www.youtube.com/user/djgreyboy#p/u/32/8mpp_2hmQjA

officially the coolest dog on the internet!

qpә (EDB), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:00 (eight years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/user/djgreyboy#p/u/32/8mpp_2hmQjA

qpә (EDB), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:01 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mpp_2hmQjA

qpә (EDB), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:02 (eight years ago) link

DJ Mama is the best. I love her.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:02 (eight years ago) link

Driving Mama much better than Toonces imo.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:03 (eight years ago) link

Also not to get all PETA weirdo and annoying but I really don't like that sky-diving pug pic. As I pug owner I can confidently say that they're generally not extremely adventurous dogs. Wait forget about the pug part - that seems like an awful thing to do to any dog to me. He must have been so scared. That owner is an asshole imo. Poor puggy. :[

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:06 (eight years ago) link

I was sorta on the fence about that one. on the one hand, I've known dogs to do and seemingly enjoy crazy dangerous stuff (eg straightline down steep couloirs in the backcountry), and all dogs everywhere like the feeling of wind in their faces. otoh, those things are not the same as falling out of the sky.

still, I'd imagine that being strapped to their owner might provide their lil dog branes with a feeling of reassurance like "well i guess this is ok!"

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:30 (eight years ago) link

not that this would at all appease the PETA ppl, but I think K9 units in the military parachute all the time with their dudes

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:32 (eight years ago) link

Plus they get to wear goggles! Take THAT PETA!

Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:37 (eight years ago) link

my old dog used to get anxious about getting into the boat but that's because he was a pussy

then he got over it idk

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:42 (eight years ago) link

after skydiving a boat is no biggie.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, August 19, 2011 10:06 AM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I was sorta on the fence about that one. on the one hand, I've known dogs to do and seemingly enjoy crazy dangerous stuff (eg straightline down steep couloirs in the backcountry), and all dogs everywhere like the feeling of wind in their faces. otoh, those things are not the same as falling out of the sky.

still, I'd imagine that being strapped to their owner might provide their lil dog branes with a feeling of reassurance like "well i guess this is ok!"

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, August 19, 2011 10:30 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not that this would at all appease the PETA ppl, but I think K9 units in the military parachute all the time with their dudes

― remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, August 19, 2011 10:32 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

Is the K9 thing true?

IDK I still feel like it would be really really scary for them even strapped to the owner and even if they like the feeling of wind on their faces. They don't know what's going on! Maybe he is having a great time, idk. That wasn't my first thought though. My first thought was def that the poor little dude was prob gonna have a heart attack at the expense of that asshole wanting to get his picture circulating on the internet.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:46 (eight years ago) link

All of the K9 dogs I've ever met were single-mindedly loyal to their masters and would do anything demanded of them espcially since they trust them. They're trained to take a bullet for their master and I imagine skydiving isn't any more stressful than a lot of other training stuff they have to do.

Cuius regio, eius radicchio (Michael White), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:51 (eight years ago) link

Like I said, maybe the pug loves it. I just don't want him to be scared.

Oh man, I wanna hang out near a dugong and go swimming in that water only without, you know, the sharks.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 14:56 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, skydiving seems like a bit much. There's other forms of excitement that provide big fun with little death-defyingness. Such as...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw149UduDk0&hd=1

qpә (EDB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:06 (eight years ago) link

Man, I really need to start teaching some Benson some new tricks.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:11 (eight years ago) link

Just don't teach him this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIBQO6zrOjY

qpә (EDB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:14 (eight years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that's been posted on ILX before, but it bears repeating - if for no other reason than cautionary example.

qpә (EDB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:15 (eight years ago) link

Yeah see, people get all up in arms over that vid on youtube but I'm totally fine with it and think it's hysterical. LOOK AT HIS FACE. Silly dog. If I found B like that, I'd totally take a vid.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:27 (eight years ago) link

Forks I just posted that on Damage LOLZ

Do keep up, please.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:27 (eight years ago) link

d'oh, off by ten minutes. though tbf, I got that off yr facebook anyway.

in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:34 (eight years ago) link

he should be enshrined here too anyway.

in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:34 (eight years ago) link

:)

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 19 August 2011 15:35 (eight years ago) link

Is the K9 thing true?

yeah!

remembrance of schwings past (gbx), Friday, 19 August 2011 16:14 (eight years ago) link

sup guys just gonna go kill bin laden
http://i.imgur.com/KAsbf.jpg

 (gr8080), Friday, 19 August 2011 23:20 (eight years ago) link

re: dj dog:

its cute but pretty sure someone has their hand on the other side of the turntable, just out of the shot

 (gr8080), Friday, 19 August 2011 23:22 (eight years ago) link

Don't ruin this for me!

qpә (EDB), Saturday, 20 August 2011 00:06 (eight years ago) link

also they keep that dog locked in a cage hardly big enough for him to tunrn around in, only taking him out a few minutes each day to film cute youtube videos

 (gr8080), Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:34 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Ng4rd.gif

markers, Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:49 (eight years ago) link

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/d02fd

markers, Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:55 (eight years ago) link

take 2:

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/newuploads/d02fd.gif

markers, Saturday, 20 August 2011 01:56 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

^sockster puppies

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 14:30 (eight years ago) link

LOVE IT!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 September 2011 17:10 (eight years ago) link

Look at this awesome puppy I got to hang out with!

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/ol.png?w=541&h=770

Pee Wee Hermeneutician (EDB), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:06 (eight years ago) link

:D

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Friday, 16 September 2011 15:16 (eight years ago) link

LOOK at that shiny bottom lip. Look at it.

some lady (La Lechera), Friday, 16 September 2011 17:51 (eight years ago) link

u gonna make me cry

A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 September 2011 00:22 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/8xYf6.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:51 (eight years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2698/4061883550_e2d41c14ee.jpg

jaxon, Friday, 14 October 2011 20:56 (eight years ago) link

oh zardogpaws

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 October 2011 20:57 (eight years ago) link

ahahahaha

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 14 October 2011 21:05 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NZq54.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:02 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Q0KVsl.jpg

dayo, Saturday, 22 October 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/pSDwF.jpg

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 27 October 2011 15:34 (eight years ago) link

That looks like Denver!

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Thursday, 27 October 2011 16:12 (eight years ago) link

i think about denver at least twice a day too.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 October 2011 02:01 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I took this photo last year

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/476e3174.jpg

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:15 (eight years ago) link

haha that's great

here is a dude i met once

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6040/6208555082_7118a0cef0_z.jpg

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:19 (eight years ago) link

man I wanna be a lazy dog

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:21 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iROwslbmhcg

caek, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 19:05 (eight years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu3l1qsCLl1qzfuqqo1_500.jpg

Noise II Men (EDB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:40 (eight years ago) link

WOULD PET!

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubhzvDP0w1qzfuqqo1_500.png

Noise II Men (EDB), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 20:43 (eight years ago) link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/keenan/41-pictures-of-dogs-playing-in-leaves

markers, Wednesday, 16 November 2011 19:22 (eight years ago) link

some winners in that one; love the cartdog

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:49 (eight years ago) link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/catesish/warning-arctic-fox-pups-are-obscenely-cute

(thanks, Markers)

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 20:52 (eight years ago) link

look at that SNOUT
my god

the MMMM cult (La Lechera), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:00 (eight years ago) link

Uhhh, are you people not seeing that puppy upthread? How are y'all not melting. I gasped out loud the first THREE times I saw him.

That said, the last two pictures on that link are some pure ass Best Animal Friends <3 <3 <3ness.

Noise II Men (EDB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:07 (eight years ago) link

Which your Boston T? He is very very cute indeed.

BUT THE WOLF PUPPY'S SNOUT and LITTLE DOTTED NOSE!!!!

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:11 (eight years ago) link

Wait EDB have you seen the video of the BT that makes really funny noises when he's tickled? Trust me, if you have then you'll know what I'm talking about. If not let me know and I'll hook you up.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:12 (eight years ago) link

Oh I know what you're talking...

And yeah, that is some prize winning snout right there.

Noise II Men (EDB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:16 (eight years ago) link

LOL the funny noise making guy is the best. I laugh every single time I watch it even though I know what happens.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 21:17 (eight years ago) link

Anyone who knows dog body language knows that video above should be called "Great Dane concerned at frog's refusal to play with him".

Three Word Username, Thursday, 17 November 2011 08:02 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LDpo7zjwmQ

bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:48 (seven years ago) link

Reminds me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrdF-aeLSQ4

Also, look at this amazing calendar I got for as a Channukah present.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7029/6414791993_882507be1e.jpg

Noise II Men (EDB), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:38 (seven years ago) link

!!! i love it

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 6 January 2012 17:50 (seven years ago) link

I know, right! Way to make a dude feel loved. Though at the same time it's like a kid whose room is plastered with rock-band posters going "how did you know!" when he gets a guitar for Christmas. That said, this was purchased for me BEFORE I shared this picture with the gift giver:

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2316/2080200800_20309103ec_o.jpg

Noise II Men (EDB), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:17 (seven years ago) link

hahahahaha

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:18 (seven years ago) link

"choose carefully"

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:03 (seven years ago) link

"Do you have the white one in large?"

EDB, Saturday, 7 January 2012 18:23 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mokhu.jpg

markers, Sunday, 8 January 2012 18:20 (seven years ago) link

<3

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 8 January 2012 18:22 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/8zYxI.gif

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 19:22 (seven years ago) link

winner.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 19:28 (seven years ago) link

rad

Beezow Doo Doo Zopittybop-Bop Bop (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 19:33 (seven years ago) link

That dog stemmed the hell out of that 5.10b

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 19:34 (seven years ago) link

love that dog

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:16 (seven years ago) link

That dog stemmed the hell out of that 5.10b

Harding slot imo

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Thursday, 12 January 2012 01:23 (seven years ago) link

http://i43.tinypic.com/i1a552.jpg

☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Thursday, 12 January 2012 15:13 (seven years ago) link

Lame FB pic that still made me lol

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 15:50 (seven years ago) link

hahaha when my dog was hella young she chewed a hole in the side of a leather sofa while home alone-- when we came home we found her curled up inside.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 13 January 2012 07:19 (seven years ago) link

dogs are so childlike

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 January 2012 22:24 (seven years ago) link

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxt32oyo8o1qfjjglo1_r1_250.gif

mookieproof, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 00:22 (seven years ago) link

Boxers are so bouncy. It's great. I love those goofballs.

ENBB, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:17 (seven years ago) link

The fox I am dying.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:20 (seven years ago) link

Both of the foxen.

It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:20 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w

ENBB, Thursday, 19 January 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) link

O_o

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 19 January 2012 19:24 (seven years ago) link

lmao @ greyhound at-at

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 19 January 2012 20:11 (seven years ago) link

holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgIz1Add98s

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:49 (seven years ago) link

whoa

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:51 (seven years ago) link

also that forest looks p dope, with or without 42 st bernards

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 23:07 (seven years ago) link

goddamn

i once showed a friend a pic of a whole bunch of adorable baby pandas together and i thought she was just being difficult when said it creeped her out, but now i get it b/c that forest full of st. bernards is making my mind feel weird.

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 3 February 2012 23:39 (seven years ago) link

are you in a.. MindValley?

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 23:46 (seven years ago) link

Wait were they holding an Awesomeness Fest??

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Saturday, 4 February 2012 03:08 (seven years ago) link

I feel like it's almost blasphemous to post a video after that, but I've said it before and I'll say it again: The Japanese are on a whole other level when it comes to French Bulldogs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=rabNLz8c68U

Frasier Ramon (EDB), Saturday, 4 February 2012 19:05 (seven years ago) link

http://youtu.be/rabNLz8c68U

Frasier Ramon (EDB), Saturday, 4 February 2012 19:06 (seven years ago) link

lols for days.

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 February 2012 21:14 (seven years ago) link

looooool

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 22:30 (seven years ago) link

video title otm

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 10 February 2012 22:32 (seven years ago) link

(From the same youtube cuteness god that gave us the baby bear and wolf video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTyqYD_Hc8I

Virtual Bart (EDB), Friday, 10 February 2012 23:28 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJYHrLWvp0Y

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Thursday, 16 February 2012 23:48 (seven years ago) link

Scott's caption for the photos of his adorable dogs works equally well as a caption for the photo posted above it.

Three Word Username, Friday, 17 February 2012 05:48 (seven years ago) link

i love you, cloud puff and scruffy

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 17 February 2012 13:49 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/9MupA.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:06 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kiKXn.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:08 (seven years ago) link

::dealing::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:08 (seven years ago) link

murdered out pickup truck, dealing w/ it

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:13 (seven years ago) link

wow domesticated urban dog packs

i saw this awesome dog today in the park. his owner was walking past me in the opposite direction with his other dog, a black lab, who was being very good and jolly, but the (even more) awesome dog, a kind of shepherd cross, medium sized, had fallen back and wouldn't come when the owner whistled for it. so as i get closer to this awesome dog, i see that it won't follow the owner because it is guarding a Very Good Stick! in fact, an 8-foot-long tree branch that had fallen recently due to winter's wrath. so the dog barks at the owner to come to it! and picks up the thickest part of the branch in its mouth and drags it a few feet forward! lolll, seriously i was laughing. and still the owner whistled, but to no avail. the dog kept barking and hopping up and down in stick happiness and tried to drag the stick again. finally the owner started back towards he dog and had to drag it away from the branch. i think he was laughing too. dogs!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 03:25 (seven years ago) link

CLOUDPUFF <3 <3 <3

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 18:06 (seven years ago) link

:D and <3

Posting a link b/c the pics are huge, but I love the squinty look he has in so many of those pics like in this one http://www.tumblr.com/photo/1280/maddieonthings/17947890006/1/tumblr_lzp71bXGlA1r9164t

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 23:44 (seven years ago) link

haha aw that dog

yaaay cloudpuff!!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 18:05 (seven years ago) link

I was very contented that I saw several French bulldogs while in France (Including one cafe called Le Bouledogue complete with appropriate logo)

Virtual Bart (EDB), Wednesday, 22 February 2012 23:21 (seven years ago) link

omg that pekingese! it floats!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 23 February 2012 00:45 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/2p30N.jpg

bnw, Saturday, 25 February 2012 00:29 (seven years ago) link

love is

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 25 February 2012 06:29 (seven years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyb5q6cFAA1qfdymjo1_500.png

Also, it's no Deal With It Gang, but it doesn't hurt:
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyohxm9c2c1qam65zo1_500.jpg

Virtual Bart (EDB), Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:11 (seven years ago) link

http://maddieonthings.com/

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 25 February 2012 15:12 (seven years ago) link

The Frenchies + Maddie on things are the greatest.

I too got excited upon seeing Frenchies in France. It's the little things, you know?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 25 February 2012 22:28 (seven years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m06ebe2jzV1qah2gqo1_500.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 22:45 (seven years ago) link

xp to SUP

drop these whiners on a island (Surviver style) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 February 2012 23:30 (seven years ago) link

awwww

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 2 March 2012 12:24 (seven years ago) link

I would like that pls and ty.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 02:15 (seven years ago) link

via dowd on animal friends thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zz3K7Pt0rE

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 21:40 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/C7iCP.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 10 March 2012 00:43 (seven years ago) link

chill

catbus otm (gbx), Saturday, 10 March 2012 00:52 (seven years ago) link

i love cloud puff

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 March 2012 00:55 (seven years ago) link

So I crashed a French Bulldog meet-up today! It was crazy, I counted at least 33!

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/2012-03-11-13-57-16.jpg?w=900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKvfKJl-l6A

Virtual Bart (EDB), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:47 (seven years ago) link

oh my god

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:48 (seven years ago) link

I WANT ONE

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 11 March 2012 18:49 (seven years ago) link

E*B: posts v much in character

catbus otm (gbx), Sunday, 11 March 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) link

what is the cutest thing your doggy does?

i think the cutest thing my dachshund does is when he wants to lie on his side, he gets down really low on his legs and then leans to one side, but then at the last second, he just kind of topples over onto his side and rolls a bit too far and his stumpy little legs swing up in the air for a second before he regains his balance

it is so cute i kept picking him back up when he was trying to lie down in my bed this morning so i could watch him topple over again and again

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 18:17 (seven years ago) link

there should probably be a sub-board just dedicated to animal apprecation

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 18:17 (seven years ago) link

x-post - hahahaha omg

I don't even know where to start. Pugs are clowns and Benson is really insanely cute. I'm not just saying that either - people stop us all the time to say he's literally the cutest pug they've ever seen. It's sort of ridiculous.

OK at night he sleeps sort of half on my pillow and puts his head on my head and uses me as a chin rest. It's painfully sweet.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:20 (seven years ago) link

I give him a biscuit every morning in his bed when I leave. Every single day he saves the biscuit until someone comes home when the first thing he does is run to go get it with his tail and butt wagging 100x per minute. It's his "happy time the humans are here" biscuit.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:21 (seven years ago) link

santi's butt wags so hard when i come home that he literally spins in circles

little dogs are the bestest things ever

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 18:26 (seven years ago) link

hold on he waits until someone gets home to eat the biscuit

so adorbs

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:28 (seven years ago) link

haha yes to the circle spinning

I had B a tag custom made that says Benson and my phone number on one side and "Wiggle Butt" on the other.

._.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:29 (seven years ago) link

x-post - YES!! He saves the biscuit every. single. day. until someone gets home. After he wakes up and spins around a couple times out of excitement the first thing he does is run to get the happy time biscuit.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:29 (seven years ago) link

i can't believe you allow biscuits in bed!

that is the one place where i draw the line, no treats in the bed, too nasty

then again i don't eat in bed either, and i know people who do ...

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 18:33 (seven years ago) link

In HIS bed - his doggy bed!!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:35 (seven years ago) link

the cutest thing my dog is after i get in bed she comes up and stares me in the face and gently paws my arm until i lift up the sheets for her to burrow under

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:44 (seven years ago) link

my dog jumps up on the bed and very imperiously shoves his nose under the sheets and lifts them himself

f'ing german dogs

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 20:59 (seven years ago) link

So cute, all these dogs.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 16 March 2012 21:10 (seven years ago) link

We were all worried about Enid having separation anxiety so we started to give her frozen cooked ground beef before we leave the house as a special treat, which has turned into this ridiculous ritual known as BEEF TIME. Like as me or the wife are getting ready to leave the house the dog gets all excited, and then we say "DO YOU WANT BEEF TIME?" and she runs into the kitchen with us and leaps up and down like a salmon before we drop a handful on the floor.

The other cute but sort of sad thing is when she does something like throw up in the middle of the night on her blanket - she acts all ashamed of her barf pile, looks at us like she can't understand how it got there, and then tries to "bury" it by moving imaginary dirt over the offending pile with her nose.

joygoat, Friday, 16 March 2012 22:09 (seven years ago) link

Awwwwwwwwwww enid!

wolf kabob (ENBB), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:13 (seven years ago) link

BEEF TIME!

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 22:33 (seven years ago) link

Our dogs don't do cute things, they do horrid things.

Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:41 (seven years ago) link

Ivy bit the carpenter on the arse today :(

Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:42 (seven years ago) link

I think she might have been distressed by his beard. Rescue dog, who knows what happenend between her and beardy woodworkers in her past.

Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:44 (seven years ago) link

awwwww scared of beards!

that's cute!

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 22:46 (seven years ago) link

you should probably grow a beard to help her get past that trauma

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 22:46 (seven years ago) link

my childhood dog was a sweetheart to all humans except tall bearded ones

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:47 (seven years ago) link

Beardy carpenters = that Jesus fellow is sure to get his arse nipped if he comes knocking.

Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:48 (seven years ago) link

She did come from Ireland, maybe she's just rebelling against the catholic church.

Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:48 (seven years ago) link

you should probably grow a beard to help her get past that trauma

I could never do this tbh, it would just be wispy whiskers. But you're right, we ought to try and sort the problem out.

Feebs K-Tel (NickB), Friday, 16 March 2012 22:50 (seven years ago) link

just get a fake beard

the late great, Friday, 16 March 2012 23:31 (seven years ago) link

i helped my dog get over a personal trauma once!!!

she got attacked by two very large dogs while i was walking her in my neighborhood once and for about two and a half years would not go anywhere near the corner where it happened, after months of working with her, it's now her favorite corner.

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 23:37 (seven years ago) link

what did 'working with her' entail

mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2012 23:39 (seven years ago) link

just like, veering her closer and closer to that corner till she realized it was safe.

she still freezes up if she hears someone coming from the direction of the house those dogs lived in (they have since both died RIP ruthless beasts)

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 23:46 (seven years ago) link

i have probably told this story before but one of the greatest dogs i have ever known was a rhodesian ridgeback named hemi, he belonged to one of my BFs. he had clearly been mistreated by a male sometime in his youth, so despite being the goofiest friendliest funnest dog ever, he would get super serious and growly whenever there was a male in proximity. one time, i was staying at my friend's place and her roommate's male friend came over: hemi spent the whole time sort of braying at this guy and taking turns sitting protectively in front of each of us the whole time the dude was there.

my other favourite thing he would do: i would be sitting on the couch eating dinner and he would put his head on my knee and give me these pathetic sideways looks till i gave him something.

i really miss him ;_;

just1n3, Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:09 (seven years ago) link

I wonder what the cues for "male" are for a dog. It would be interesting to try presenting an androphobic dog w/ men in various types of drag.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:28 (seven years ago) link

dogs can pick up on hormones via scent iirc

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 17 March 2012 01:40 (seven years ago) link

yeh, i wondered about that too. especially my dog, multiple migs.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 17 March 2012 04:49 (seven years ago) link

fun fact i learned from the far too many books i have read about dogs: dogs can differentiate between fraternal twins and between identical twins that live seperately but cannot differentiate between identical twins that live together ie. they identify people by both their phenotype and their habitat. fucking columbos.

my morons: http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7064/6989961551_ec99259e8c.jpg

balls, Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:12 (seven years ago) link

Awwww.

Related, I've heard a number of people claim that their dog or a dog they know is very sweet except to black people and I always wrote that claim off as racist Southern BS (I haven't heard that in ages, and I only remember hearing it in NC).

Which reminds me - when I was 18 I was was bored and messing around w/ some black Halloween and I painted my face and neck with it and my Pekingese flipped out when she saw me. She wouldn't go anywhere near me and even after I washed the makeup off, it took her a few minutes to decide I wasn't going to change color on her again.

I don't say that to support the claim that some dogs have inherent antipathy toward people of color since I think my dog's problem was that someone she knew had undergone an extreme and unnatural change in appearance. TBH, my shiny, unhuman coal-black face was very disconcerting even for me (esp. since I was stoned).

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Saturday, 17 March 2012 15:28 (seven years ago) link

imo yr dog thought you were racist

ogmor, Sunday, 18 March 2012 09:24 (seven years ago) link

I've heard that rubbish about dogs being racist but my dog goes NUTS when I put rap music on - ANY OF IT. He also prefers gospel and soul music.

took my dog hiking today:
http://i.imgur.com/e2OIS.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 04:22 (seven years ago) link

she gets worn out sooner than she used to, and we got rained on pretty hard; i ended up carrying her for the last 2 miles

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 04:26 (seven years ago) link

What kind of dog is she, and what size?

I never disliked dogs before, but was always sort of impartial to other people's dogs. I've realized though that since getting one I'm such a huge sucker for any dog I run into that it's actually sort of sad. Dogs are the greatest.

joygoat, Monday, 19 March 2012 05:01 (seven years ago) link

she is 1/4 italian greyhound and 3/4 basenji - about 14lbs

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 19 March 2012 05:10 (seven years ago) link

I feel like a lot of animals are freaked out by big bearded bros, I used to think this was a past trauma thing but it's prob more like they think they're bears or sme other predators

A Little Princess btw (s1ocki), Monday, 19 March 2012 05:25 (seven years ago) link

Ivy bit the carpenter on the arse today ... I think she might have been distressed by his beard.

When he turned up for work this week, he had shaved his beard off, bless him! And he's had it forever too. The dog still growled and barked at him though and we had to shut her away in the bedroom in the end. :(

Valéry Giscard d'Staind (NickB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 22:06 (seven years ago) link

From last summer. A friend's neighbor's pit bull who is obsessed with trying to capture tree branches. Taken from a longer video in which he does this like 20 times.

http://cdn.kinotopic.com/system/paperclip/kinos/pics/4f70/7efa/a531/807f/2500/041c/original/4f707efaa531807f2500041c.gif?1332772699

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Monday, 26 March 2012 14:54 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/466hD.jpg

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 26 March 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/X29FE.jpg

Getty Images 3 days ago

A dog runs after the Popemobile passed in Guanajuato, Mexico on March 24, 2012. Pope Benedict XVI is in Mexico on his first trip to Spanish-speaking Latin America which will include a two-day visit to Cuba.

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 03:02 (seven years ago) link

reminds me of that picture of bush on the aircraft carrier with his colourful friends

caek, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 09:24 (seven years ago) link

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m183dhlsAu1r0ykpto1_500.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 2 April 2012 19:50 (seven years ago) link

actual lol

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 4 April 2012 02:09 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ballin

wolf kabob (ENBB), Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:17 (seven years ago) link

my brother just discovered that his dog (a 4-yr-old german shorthaired pointer he adopted/rescued last year) somehow naturally knows how to skimboard!
amazing

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 01:32 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfvxk_n6lgA

♆ (gr8080), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:06 (seven years ago) link

:.)

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:52 (seven years ago) link

i get physically ill thinking about people doing that kind of shit to dogs
good for him to save the pup

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 April 2012 23:21 (seven years ago) link

I am with you.

I kind of want to start a thread about dog fighting, bull fighting, cockfighting, and the cultural aspects/considerations thereof, but man that thread would get ugly fast and I ain't no troll.

quincie, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:59 (seven years ago) link

;_;

bnw, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:25 (seven years ago) link

Fuck You, Michael Vick

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 23:56 (seven years ago) link

follow-up to my brother's skim-boarding dog tale. today they were at the beach and a german tourist took pics of them. aw.

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7237/7174321810_a23dfe95d5_z.jpg

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 11 May 2012 02:51 (seven years ago) link

<3

mookieproof, Friday, 11 May 2012 02:57 (seven years ago) link

Where is that?

Pita Malört (Je55e), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:51 (seven years ago) link

beautiful Vancouver, BC
my hometown!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 11 May 2012 03:57 (seven years ago) link

i swear i love that pic of the dog in the popemobile's wake so much, seems like a vision of a better world where we realize that any random dog is more worthy of our admiration and affection than some fucking nazi pope

balls, Friday, 11 May 2012 04:58 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

I need a pool in my house.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m85ntmDTeT1r9aovgo1_1280.jpg

EDB, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:07 (seven years ago) link

omg shut up with that right now

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:08 (seven years ago) link

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:08 (seven years ago) link

I assume some combination of butterfly and breast stroke... If not, more simply, doggy paddle.

EDB, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 18:29 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXElh_VM0Uc&feature=em-share_video_user

Dog parkour

soviet, Sunday, 12 August 2012 13:49 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6kiFOG_qkM

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, 12 August 2012 16:45 (seven years ago) link

That video is no longer available, but it's up elsewhere and it's super cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kui_29j1odo

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:58 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

OMG THE EXPRESSION OF DRIVING DOGGIE'S FACE

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 7 September 2012 18:41 (seven years ago) link

Also I got really happy looking at that clear sky and bare trees FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 7 September 2012 18:44 (seven years ago) link

i know, i think i like the trees and the look of the street almost as much as the dogs
reminds me of home

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Friday, 7 September 2012 18:45 (seven years ago) link

depresses the shit out of me. OH HOW I HATE THE COLD!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 7 September 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9luyi5olX1qdlh1io1_500.gif

johnny crunch, Saturday, 8 September 2012 17:22 (seven years ago) link

:D

Eric H., Saturday, 8 September 2012 21:10 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

AHHH! IwantitIwantitIwantit!

formerly EDB (ed.b), Friday, 28 September 2012 12:33 (seven years ago) link

GIMMIE DA FRENCHIE NOW

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:07 (seven years ago) link

i vote no more "shaming" pics itt

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:31 (seven years ago) link

I vote you shut up because look at that guy's face.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:40 (seven years ago) link

here:
http://i.imgur.com/OwT2U.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:43 (seven years ago) link

>:)

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 02:46 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfammxKoUYs
"i stole a pretzel from a goat"

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:20 (seven years ago) link

ok i lol'd

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:43 (seven years ago) link

ts: dogs snoring vs that muffled chirping they do when they're chasing rabbits/squirrels/cats in their dreams

balls, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:38 (seven years ago) link

the wurfle! i love that shit!

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 04:43 (seven years ago) link

Henry's murfle is more of a weird low mumbling, so I vote for that.

costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 06:50 (seven years ago) link

I am in dog mode now...in fact I would like this dog:
http://houston.craigslist.org/pet/3325788317.html

*tera, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 08:19 (seven years ago) link

I have no idea what 37 and 38 are supposed to be, but omg I luvvvv them.

formerly EDB (ed.b), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 01:18 (seven years ago) link

I need one of these for my legs.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb1wzp1Rv11qf7155o1_500.jpg

formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 27 October 2012 15:28 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamk2j58Mg1rrol8fo1_500.gif

乒乓, Saturday, 8 December 2012 16:08 (seven years ago) link

17 otm

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 8 December 2012 17:46 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/lUPpF.jpg

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:27 (seven years ago) link

awww, hi guys

go to party leather (ENBB), Sunday, 9 December 2012 02:29 (seven years ago) link

Oh man, don't get me started

formerly EDB (ed.b), Sunday, 9 December 2012 03:02 (seven years ago) link

Also, yesterday I made this wallpaper design I'm becoming increasingly obsessed with:

http://soupofturtles.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/doggggggsz.png?w=854

formerly EDB (ed.b), Sunday, 9 December 2012 03:21 (seven years ago) link

Not sure whether I prefer the colourful version or not, actually:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/225921_304163889688863_1046540405_n.jpg

formerly EDB (ed.b), Sunday, 9 December 2012 21:28 (seven years ago) link

i'd probably go w/ the all yellow but they're both very fine things

ogmor, Sunday, 9 December 2012 22:15 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWAK0J8Uhzk

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 10 December 2012 22:35 (seven years ago) link

does anyone have experience w/greyhounds

I want to rescue one in 2K13

do I hear 51, 51, 51... I'll give you 51, 51, 51 (cozen), Sunday, 23 December 2012 21:29 (six years ago) link

No but my dog's 3rd birthday is today! She celebrated by sleeping all day.

passion it person (La Lechera), Sunday, 23 December 2012 21:41 (six years ago) link

i have a few friends (all cyclists, for some reason) that rescued greyhounds---from what they've told me, rescue greyhounds can be skittish at first, and need to be exercised (though one of them is lazy, i guess)

that's all i got

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 23 December 2012 22:15 (six years ago) link

so i just remembered that doggy doors existed, and that having one could totally make it feasible for me to actually own a dog (that, or a heated doghouse)

my ish with having a pupster is that my schedule can involve insanely long workdays and that i live alone. but with a doggy door and/or doghouse, i could totes be away for a long-time and not worry about potty problems or exercise or w/e. would probably need two dogs, though, for loneliness...or do some dogs really not mind chilling by themselves all day?

well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 23 December 2012 22:31 (six years ago) link

You'd probably want to through a rescue (as opposed to a shelter), where the dogs are fostered, so they have a better idea of the dog's personality - you don't want to end up with one that has severe separation anxiety.

just1n3, Sunday, 23 December 2012 22:48 (six years ago) link

xpost dogs are social animals and generally do not do much better than you would if left alone for long periods with not much to do. which is crushing to me since i'm pretty much in yr sitch and also want all the dogs.

sug life (rogermexico.), Monday, 24 December 2012 01:43 (six years ago) link

Dogs101 is always where I go first:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_clKz2FOomI

formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 24 December 2012 01:53 (six years ago) link

also a dog might need weeks/months before they're totally good w/ using a doggie door for 100% of their business

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:05 (six years ago) link

does anyone have experience w/greyhounds

I want to rescue one in 2K13

I used to have a greyhound, but I left her with my ex-boyfriend and she ran away (really fast).

Greyhounds are notoriously low-energy, very chill, and extremely good apartment dogs. Mine was a post-race rescue. She was shy, but very sweet. They need clothing for wintertime. The adoption agency told me that they strongly recommended crating them while you're out of the house, and they will happily spend a whole work-day in their crates. They said that the crate gives them a sense of security b/c breed's preferences plus how they were raised as race dogs.

Their low energy and minimal exercise needs are a surprise to a lot of people b/c when most people think of greyhounds, they think of them zooming around a track. They do like an occasional sprint, but the rest of the time they nap. The adoption people told me that having a greyhound is like having a cat that you can take outside for a walk.

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Monday, 24 December 2012 18:30 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

OH MY GAWD

go to party leather (ENBB), Saturday, 12 January 2013 23:45 (six years ago) link

steady mobbin

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Sunday, 13 January 2013 01:20 (six years ago) link

OH MY GAWD

These were my exact words when a few days ago a friendly acquaintance asked me to dog sit her Boston Terrier for 6 days next month : D

formerly EDB (ed.b), Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:11 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/D4WQviP.gif

乒乓, Monday, 21 January 2013 14:23 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/i787ewS.gif

乒乓, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 19:39 (six years ago) link

DOGS

inste grammophon (rogermexico.), Saturday, 9 February 2013 00:59 (six years ago) link

a week and a half 'til I get to dogsit this crazy critter:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/581071_10151963589760224_1116811736_n.jpg

formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 9 February 2013 05:42 (six years ago) link

I am here with a very important dog picture.

OMG

http://misscuteness.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Tibetan-Mastiff-Puppy-Waving2.jpg

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 02:08 (six years ago) link

Holy shit

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 03:06 (six years ago) link

Also could maybe go on bear say hi to me thread

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 03:06 (six years ago) link

Wow, what is that majestic beast?

formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 05:35 (six years ago) link

Tibetan mastiff puppy?

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 05:37 (six years ago) link

I was thinking chow chow Tibetan mastiff mix (which I guess makes sense, geographically), but I have no idea.

formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 05:39 (six years ago) link

Xpost: you're right, google image search confirms the Tibetan Mastiff pup hypothesis.

formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 05:42 (six years ago) link

http://www.interestingfacts.org/facts-images/tibetan-mastiff.jpg

gulp

balls, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 05:43 (six years ago) link

i will stick with this size i think
http://campl.us/iGAPc8Y51fE

balls, Wednesday, 13 February 2013 05:52 (six years ago) link

Awww

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 February 2013 14:11 (six years ago) link

http://www.retronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Dog-Tuba.jpg
so many bad scenarios
why were the 40's a time when this was possible? was it some bizarro world then?

Even by Zales standards, that's sad. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:08 (six years ago) link

The sousaphone is a great instrument

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 14 February 2013 15:20 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

dog wigs

ogmor, Monday, 18 March 2013 00:11 (six years ago) link

btw I went to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3WGX5rzmiQ

formerly EDB (ed.b), Monday, 18 March 2013 01:04 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMnQ2f_-iS8

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 18 March 2013 19:12 (six years ago) link

video delivers

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 19 March 2013 18:49 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RyGQZDX.jpg

乒乓, Friday, 22 March 2013 14:12 (six years ago) link

http://mlkshk.com/r/PINQ

乒乓, Sunday, 24 March 2013 18:55 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Xpost: <3 (Earlier today I came half a foot from crashing my bike into a hydrant while exchanging furtive glace-backs with the neighbourhood boston terrier).

ed.b, Sunday, 21 April 2013 23:07 (six years ago) link

lol

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 19:30 (six years ago) link

*waiting for someone to respond to the post i just wrote*

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:09 (six years ago) link

reminds me of intial part of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpSLcXLLIGw

balls, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:29 (six years ago) link

Reminded me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15XSbQZx_Kg

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:35 (six years ago) link

haha that smile

balls, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:36 (six years ago) link

:)

lol @ guy falling off the stage

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:36 (six years ago) link

reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjPBkHr37Fs

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:46 (six years ago) link

Benson does handstands and walks like that when he pees - it's hilarious

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:47 (six years ago) link

WAIT I TAKE IT BACK HE IS NOT HILARIOUS HE IS A BIG JERK AND I AM MAD AT HIM.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:48 (six years ago) link

lol what'd he do

balls, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:52 (six years ago) link

Best Beloved Benson

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 20:59 (six years ago) link

i have the best dog of all. a 2 year old golden retriever named georgie. whenever she sees anyone -- no matter who it is -- she becomes uncontrollably excited, and starts wagging her tail, jumping up and down, and spinning.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:30 (six years ago) link

i knew a german shepard like that once except he added urinating into the mix. his name was 'Happy'.

(from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:40 (six years ago) link

my dog is also the best dog of all, just fyi

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:40 (six years ago) link

hmmm, i don't know. my dog is like, famous in our neighborhood. kids come over every day just to play with her in the yard.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:43 (six years ago) link

Benson does this " whenever she sees anyone -- no matter who it is -- she becomes uncontrollably excited, and starts wagging her tail, jumping up and down, and spinning" too and it's adorable. He's not always an asshole.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:56 (six years ago) link

team henry has many followers and has love for all the creatures of the world in a similar way.

it is possible tht dogs in general are all the best tbf

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 23:55 (six years ago) link

Dawwwwwww

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:07 (six years ago) link

someone made a twitter page for my dog. https://twitter.com/ldjkasjafkdsa

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:29 (six years ago) link

i think the joke was that dogs can't type. mainly i just wanted to show off the photo, which i took.

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2604469260/534271_10151399997278242_1100054139_n.jpg

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:30 (six years ago) link

xpost to jjjusten your dog seems awesome. i love dogs so much.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Thursday, 2 May 2013 02:39 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Rari66i.jpg

markers, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:30 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PeDvbLRR58

gr8080, Friday, 10 May 2013 19:54 (six years ago) link

hahaha

a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (elmo argonaut), Friday, 10 May 2013 20:00 (six years ago) link

lolololol have watched 4x

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Friday, 10 May 2013 20:05 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPnU0x8I2Bk

gr8080, Friday, 17 May 2013 17:05 (six years ago) link

awwwww!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 17 May 2013 17:15 (six years ago) link

omg no
jesus
the little jazz hands at the end

free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:33 (six years ago) link

So happy doctors could fix him!

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:38 (six years ago) link

holy shit I had to save that one so I could know it will always be there when I need a laugh

Je55e, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:28 (six years ago) link

Just realized those animated arms turned that dog's stumps into wrinkly boobs.

Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:40 (six years ago) link

all about the jazz hands

klaus dingeldore's rhinelander monkey keeper father (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 06:10 (six years ago) link

I sent that gif to a friend who was feeling super shitty and she became super happy.

Je55e, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:09 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://giphy.com/gifs/Z3L2dc4G83mmI/tile

乒乓, Friday, 7 June 2013 13:07 (six years ago) link

This weekend is the big annual dog festival in Toronto, Woofstock. I will be there, possibly both days. There is a "running of the pugs."

ed.b, Friday, 7 June 2013 15:24 (six years ago) link

running of the pugs!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 7 June 2013 16:49 (six years ago) link

One of these years I will get to Woofstock. My husband always works weekends though and I am not really interested in going solo with my Bichon!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 7 June 2013 19:19 (six years ago) link

xxpost: Best weekend of my life? I strongly recommend it, every kind of dog imaginable is there, and soooo many of my favourites!

Par example:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMRwlaJCQAAZquw.jpg:large

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMQrCTGCIAA-5pl.jpg:large
This was maybe the biggest bulldog I'd ever seen!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMQpi9ACIAAhq07.jpg:large

ed.b, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:59 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gtIwEnU.jpg

乒乓, Saturday, 22 June 2013 13:47 (six years ago) link

Baaaaaaww!

Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Saturday, 22 June 2013 14:11 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

omg

educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:27 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Teehee!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 18 September 2013 02:14 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouQHhoTqC8E

乒乓, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 12:13 (six years ago) link

very cabbage

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 14:42 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Bottom photo is the Pharcyde, by the way.

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Thursday, 17 October 2013 18:22 (six years ago) link

xxpost: Best weekend of my life? I strongly recommend it, every kind of dog imaginable is there, and soooo many of my favourites!

Par example:


This was maybe the biggest bulldog I'd ever seen!

Ummm, where are you going with that exactly?

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Sunday, 20 October 2013 05:43 (six years ago) link

one of my parents recently sold pups
http://i.imgur.com/LNHhvJO.jpg

brand nubian wafers (bnw), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 16:33 (six years ago) link

Ummm, where are you going with that exactly?

― Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Sunday, October 20, 2013 12:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink haha pocket zing touch repost? i got no beef with giant bulldogs.

and , yes, sweet george. a great dane's beauty burns brightly but quickly.

lately ive become obsessed with blue great danes. look at this puppy face:

http://imageshack.us/a/img542/9923/pvre.jpg

one month passes...

http://i.minus.com/iYKQqhZWvgwkC.gif

乒乓, Monday, 2 December 2013 14:09 (six years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/iYKQqhZWvgwkC.gif

乒乓, Monday, 2 December 2013 14:10 (six years ago) link

Why would you link to that in this thread

乒乓, Monday, 2 December 2013 17:21 (six years ago) link

amazing diagram

Why would you link to that in this thread

― 乒乓, Monday, December 2, 2013 11:21 AM (2 minutes ago)

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 2 December 2013 17:24 (six years ago) link

The dog bummers thread is assuredly some other thread, not this one. Jesus christ

乒乓, Monday, 2 December 2013 17:26 (six years ago) link

yeah susan orlean wrote about that in her rin tin tin book, there was a huge corps of volunteer dogs used in wwii (only a few used as antitank suicide bombers). they did a segment on tal w/ this old lady talking about her dog who died in the service, hoping he was brave and she was proud of him, real tearjerker stuff.

balls, Monday, 2 December 2013 23:08 (six years ago) link

humans are a beastly race

the late great, Monday, 2 December 2013 23:37 (six years ago) link

there was a TAL episode abt it too iirc

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Monday, 2 December 2013 23:38 (six years ago) link

Ban forks

乒乓, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 16:54 (six years ago) link

I could go for some Fit and Hysteria Powders right about now.

Dan I., Tuesday, 3 December 2013 22:26 (six years ago) link

Oh man this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKijNxsFBdU

joygoat, Wednesday, 4 December 2013 06:04 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LmJ2Ya7.gif

乒乓, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 13:05 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ym0rxisOpw

StanM, Saturday, 11 January 2014 06:31 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/obVtQLs.jpg

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 14:52 (five years ago) link

puppy bowl live cam is go

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:25 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/T0HxhBX.gif

, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:18 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://s.mlkshk.com/r/XBN8

Dan I., Friday, 14 February 2014 15:59 (five years ago) link

Dancing Nathan made me cry with laughter today.
http://youtu.be/9CJu43AvIds

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2014 21:11 (five years ago) link

dammit that was supposed to embed
anyway, this dog is a treasure

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2014 21:21 (five years ago) link

wow

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 February 2014 21:25 (five years ago) link

look at his legs

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2014 21:27 (five years ago) link

also his smile and general joyous demeanor
Dancing Nathan is my new canine hero

we slowly invented brains (La Lechera), Friday, 14 February 2014 21:28 (five years ago) link

(c)DancingNathanTM

StanM, Friday, 14 February 2014 21:28 (five years ago) link

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/841218273.gif

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:37 (five years ago) link

http://instagram.com/p/kpVtGow3Mj

weatheringdaleson, Friday, 28 February 2014 05:17 (five years ago) link

Hi we're Storyful news agency and would like to speak with you about this video. Could you email us at edi✧✧✧@story✧✧✧.c✧✧? Thanks!

Eric H., Friday, 28 February 2014 06:46 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsYSUEXmA9E

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:22 (five years ago) link

What a weirdo.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:27 (five years ago) link

I am obsessing over this chub ball today.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/9f/f7/0b/9ff70b9e565eff2578810b57b8d9dbf2.jpg

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:31 (five years ago) link

I have kept the tab open all morning and just keep looking at him like "Hey little one!".

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 3 March 2014 16:32 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/veb9Fjz.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 7 March 2014 17:12 (five years ago) link

hahaha dog #2 otm

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 7 March 2014 17:18 (five years ago) link

i like how he's all chill and patient and then IT'S ON CARPE LACTIS MOTHERFUCKERS

(though if you look closely the drool faucet is wide open from the start)

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 March 2014 06:54 (five years ago) link

oh what's this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAKS7mQTw0k

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 March 2014 06:54 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAKS7mQTw0k

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 8 March 2014 06:54 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9S9SV1XUtE

Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:32 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D5bPLxU8U8

Barnaby, Hardly, Monday, 17 March 2014 11:16 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEQXeLjY9ak

, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:29 (five years ago) link

I saw that earlier and thought it was interesting that the german shepherd and the rottweiler - both of which I associate being trained police or guard dogs - look over to what I assume to be their owners for guidance when they encounter an unusual situation. The others just stare blankly or take matters into their own hands.

joygoat, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 05:16 (five years ago) link

Can someone pleeeeeeeease make a gif of him lifting the boston terrier at the beginning!

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 17:29 (five years ago) link

or frenchie, rather?

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 17:30 (five years ago) link

I think it's a bt?

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:16 (five years ago) link

he reminds me of this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgrZ5Dtsi-E

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 18:17 (five years ago) link

Yeah, that one's a bit of a puzzler.

Heh, he reminds me of this guy (I really want to subscribe to DOG TV): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhaKsa_ZfNI

Fiddler on a hot tin roof (ed.b), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 01:39 (five years ago) link

http://s.mlkshk.com/r/Y5Y2

Dan I., Friday, 28 March 2014 20:34 (five years ago) link

OH NO!

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 28 March 2014 20:37 (five years ago) link

I was dying laughing and then the big guy came and not I want to give the lil one many many chips. Aw.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 28 March 2014 20:37 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/k9VtCd9.gif

, Monday, 31 March 2014 10:31 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

i'm posting this wherever i can: http://www.youcaring.com/medical-fundraiser/rocky-s-road-to-recovery/173847 (warning: graphic pics of his injury)

norsled is the rescue group where we got our pup from, after she was removed from the hands of her abuser. they've got a malamute mix who appears to have had acid poured along his entire side (it's a huge gaping wound) and they're trying to raise $10k for his vet and care bills. please consider donating a few bucks towards his recovery!

just1n3, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 01:31 (five years ago) link

He was found at a Honda dealership

I'm hoping that workers from their service department have been contacted by the police.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 02:12 (five years ago) link

Wet Dogs!

http://sophiegamand.com/wet-dog/

StanM, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:47 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55PhSNyT1V8

balls, Saturday, 17 May 2014 23:41 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXfHYHPpAAc

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:30 (five years ago) link

*almost jealous*

StanM, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:44 (five years ago) link

imagine loving something that much

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:48 (five years ago) link

the key to happiness is to take pleasure in the bucket you have

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 22 May 2014 18:56 (five years ago) link

love the bucket you're with iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3MZe0ZXU3k

balls, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 18:25 (five years ago) link

that is not a regulation ball but it is lol

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 13 June 2014 04:35 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

dog is fast

http://vimeo.com/83947019

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 July 2014 15:19 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Skv1cGv.gif

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 15 July 2014 17:52 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp03AorAWLY

StanM, Saturday, 26 July 2014 19:09 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/nKm7b13.jpg

Wolf pup, Rogue River-Siskiyou National Forest, Oregon, July 12, 2014.

This July 12, 2014 image released by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, shows what is believed to be a pup of OR-7 seen in a screen grab from a remote trail camera in Rogue River-Siskiyou National Forest, Oregon. New photos show that Oregon's famous wandering wolf, OR-7, has at least three pups that he and a mate are raising in the Cascade Range of southern Oregon. U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service biologist John Stephenson said Friday, July 25, 2014 that the photos show two gray pups. (AP Photo/U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service)

Dan I., Monday, 28 July 2014 20:22 (five years ago) link

right? i'm so happy we have these shots and ungenerously bitter we don't have more i mean PAWS

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 28 July 2014 20:29 (five years ago) link

@wolfpupy
it was me who caused the trouble

gbx, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:34 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/kJaEj2g.gif

, Friday, 22 August 2014 01:39 (five years ago) link

http://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=727680443969972

, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:29 (five years ago) link

^^^me irl

gbx, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 16:33 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KxFcuf8.png

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 17:15 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c

am0n, Friday, 29 August 2014 20:55 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEbb1tl5Qbk

StanM, Saturday, 30 August 2014 19:12 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UowkIRSDHfs

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 16:30 (five years ago) link

A+ Doggie dash cam

ed.b, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 17:22 (five years ago) link

oh man that is incredible

gbx, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 18:34 (five years ago) link

the way he just rips through that little group of people right before the water

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:26 (five years ago) link

look at his ears flap!

StanM, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:32 (five years ago) link

hero

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 3 September 2014 20:39 (five years ago) link

dog just doesn't give a fuck

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 September 2014 00:52 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1Rp9SeR.gif

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, 8 September 2014 17:09 (five years ago) link

omg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 September 2014 17:10 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/hINwYAR.gif

, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:25 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/BjkgpxD.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:01 (five years ago) link

actually the coolest dog i've ever seen

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:54 (five years ago) link

lol in the pic on the wall - are those dogs all sitting around a table just like this cool dude?

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 18:55 (five years ago) link

yeah

http://i.imgur.com/KspxUNW.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:05 (five years ago) link

http://imgur.com/gallery/WlgnC

am0n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:05 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

i love this doge

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:46 (five years ago) link

i love that .gif with all my heart.

look at that guy's ear floppin

how did i just discover this thread? i basically need a daily supply of adorable dog images to keep myself sane

I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 21:19 (five years ago) link

The head tilt at the end!

http://i.imgur.com/dS2a0wV.gif

StanM, Sunday, 7 December 2014 07:04 (five years ago) link

It's like his owner said "grow!" and he asks, "like this?"

StanM, Sunday, 7 December 2014 07:05 (five years ago) link

HELLO YES THIS IS DOG

http://i.imgur.com/F6HzT7v.gif

gr8080, Friday, 12 December 2014 16:36 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/S2kAc06.gif

StanM, Saturday, 7 February 2015 05:43 (four years ago) link

rude

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 February 2015 05:45 (four years ago) link

Funny and omgwarningsigns at the same time imo

StanM, Saturday, 7 February 2015 05:50 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

wtf

http://i.imgur.com/JYaABnd.gif

StanM, Saturday, 21 February 2015 09:59 (four years ago) link

Oh, that's Pig The Unusual Dog! He has a birth defect where his spine is fused. He's very sweet and seems happy. Yes, of course I know this. lol @ myself.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 22 February 2015 13:08 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/a76sAOL.jpg

, Monday, 23 February 2015 13:11 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/RuPz24c.jpg

, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 12:40 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/tBwhY13.gif

, Saturday, 28 March 2015 12:39 (four years ago) link

^awesome

drash, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 22:29 (four years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=879461222097927

Eric H., Saturday, 11 April 2015 05:30 (four years ago) link

Aw puggy friend is hot. This is totally what they sound like in the summer. Poor guys don't do well with heat. I've had to give Benson ice baths.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 11 April 2015 12:47 (four years ago) link

http://itburns.net/brokenforum/dog-tongue-smile.gif

lol pwned

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 09:42 (four years ago) link

from the licence plates log thread:

http://i.imgur.com/7hqJzCz.jpg

ed.b, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 21:02 (four years ago) link

gonna shill this kickstarter project for cool fetch/play toys here, bc personal connections to company etc.

they are actual, for-real cool, good quality toys. neko has hardly any teeth and can still chew a kong toy to pieces, but these are durable.

/end shill

just1n3, Friday, 17 April 2015 19:26 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/RQgYLO8.gif

pplains, Thursday, 11 June 2015 02:18 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHVIlH4WsAA-CoA.jpg

tail

mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2015 21:37 (four years ago) link

propellor imo

gbx, Saturday, 13 June 2015 02:29 (four years ago) link

http://imgur.com/5fyWkjv.gif http://imgur.com/g8eAfB2.gif

StanM, Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:34 (four years ago) link

https://giphy.com/gifs/btLekY5zpTAfm

ed.b, Monday, 15 June 2015 01:34 (four years ago) link

i mean

https://giphy.com/gifs/btLekY5zpTAfm

ed.b, Monday, 15 June 2015 01:34 (four years ago) link

Those markings!

http://media.slice.ca/imageserve/wp-content/uploads/sites/5/2015/02/breed21/x.jpg

EDB, Sunday, 28 June 2015 15:06 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

adorbs

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:48 (four years ago) link

is that a border collie?

balls, Sunday, 2 August 2015 01:20 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

<3

drash, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 04:15 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/zDgt6vh.gif

mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 September 2015 00:03 (four years ago) link

Full vid of that wiener dog running:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRrib8eMFQA

(race starts at 0'45" in)

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:45 (four years ago) link

^ah to experience such ecstasy if only once in my life

drash, Thursday, 3 September 2015 04:14 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://vine.co/v/eH5UJaxdwUd

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Friday, 18 September 2015 05:40 (four years ago) link

Also, have we mentioned this site: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/

Its one of those movie sites where the rating should be included with any Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic consideration.

Purves Grundy (kingfish), Friday, 18 September 2015 06:17 (four years ago) link

lol i have consulted that site before

balls, Friday, 18 September 2015 13:01 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...
four weeks pass...

Haha that last one is sublime

niels, Monday, 9 November 2015 17:54 (four years ago) link

Ha, reminds me of this http://iandepartment.com/puppies_bg/62.gif

ed.b, Monday, 9 November 2015 20:55 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Dog shows make it cool to be shallow about dogs' looks.

thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:17 (four years ago) link

diggin my aunt's dog

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 November 2015 19:22 (four years ago) link

An excellent Twitter feed:

https://mobile.twitter.com/dog_rates

Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Saturday, 28 November 2015 21:23 (four years ago) link

there are lots of good pictures of dachshunds on this site: http://www.dachshundhistoryonline.com/

http://www.dachshundhistoryonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/0022.jpg

soref, Saturday, 28 November 2015 21:56 (four years ago) link

thanknig u

the late great, Saturday, 28 November 2015 22:03 (four years ago) link

ditto

Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 November 2015 00:43 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

What a good dog

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 28 January 2016 21:32 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/mSbiD5u.gif

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 24 February 2016 18:48 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnuhyBF54B852nK/giphy.gif

I enjoy the zen stillness of the watering immediately cutting to the happy frolic to the garbage bin

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:24 (three years ago) link

I've taken to walking dogs from the local shelter out in the park.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILgc8yxDWsM

ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:33 (three years ago) link

o man bless you for that, seriously

balls, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:36 (three years ago) link

it's a no-kill animal shelter and basically you just walk up and write down your name and phone number and they give you treats, a few shitbags and a dog on a leash and say good luck.
They're all friendly enough animals insofar as they're not gonna bite you but they are varying levels of engaged and cool.
there's a fifty pound pitbull/bulldog mix named "fufu" and she is just the best. i call her the white torpedo because she likes to lunge madly at your knees.

http://i.imgur.com/49r4xjH.jpg

ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:37 (three years ago) link

there's a pitbull mix named Dominic, who's nice enough but the poor guy has digestive problems and sores all over his back and legs. he likes to run tho' so we've managed a complete circle of prospect park.

last trip, i got a mastiff mix named Hera who basically walked me. we did one block in a circle and she dragged me back to the shelter. no nonsense, that one.

ulysses, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 06:40 (three years ago) link

Of slightly related interest, my girlfriend is crowdfunding a children's book she wrote about a three-legged dog who has to learn to deal with bullying:

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-tale-of-martina-mctripaw--2#/

https://c1.iggcdn.com/indiegogo-media-prod-cld/image/upload/c_fill,f_auto,h_413,w_620/v1457677245/py7hyl0bft8vvmfkcvkj.png

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 23 March 2016 04:19 (three years ago) link

Stolen from the Ep VII thread:

http://palidesuka.tumblr.com/post/135896928855/for-all-you-star-wars-fans

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:17 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/711694788429553666

Oh. My. God. 13/10 magical af pic.twitter.com/Ezu6jQrKAZ
4:23pm - 20 Mar 16

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Monday, 4 April 2016 16:22 (three years ago) link

https://media.giphy.com/media/l4Ki01ICYrXqj5g76/giphy-downsized-large.gif

Wanting to accompany you on your walk but sorta tentative about it

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Friday, 15 April 2016 17:14 (three years ago) link

Some creative type dyed their dog's hair green:

http://i.imgur.com/3FEJZk9.jpg

calstars, Friday, 15 April 2016 18:10 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/ZZtQzsN.gifv

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 04:47 (three years ago) link

omg

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 8 June 2016 06:23 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://vine.co/v/5W1gB5YDt96

mookieproof, Tuesday, 12 July 2016 14:14 (three years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/5W2Dg3XPX7a

thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 16:41 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hLdQc53Glbw

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 8 September 2016 01:35 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLdQc53Glbw

Sentient animated cat gif (kingfish), Thursday, 8 September 2016 01:35 (three years ago) link

this is a good thread

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 8 September 2016 18:51 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The struggle is real:

https://instagram.com/p/BKnsDzWg8Qt/

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 13:00 (three years ago) link

Werner Herzog: [On the jungle] Kinski always says it's full of erotic elements. I don't see it so much erotic. I see it more full of obscenity. It's just - Nature here is vile and base. I wouldn't see anything erotical here. I would see fornication and asphyxiation and choking and fighting for survival and... growing and... just rotting away. Of course, there's a lot of misery. But it is the same misery that is all around us. The trees here are in misery, and the birds are in misery. I don't think they - they sing. They just screech in pain. It's an unfinished country. It's still prehistorical. The only thing that is lacking is - is the dinosaurs here. It's like a curse weighing on an entire landscape. And whoever... goes too deep into this has his share of this curse. So we are cursed with what we are doing here. It's a land that God, if he exists has - has created in anger. It's the only land where - where creation is unfinished yet. Taking a close look at - at what's around us there - there is some sort of a harmony. It is the harmony of... overwhelming and collective murder. And we in comparison to the articulate vileness and baseness and obscenity of all this jungle - Uh, we in comparison to that enormous articulation - we only sound and look like badly pronounced and half-finished sentences out of a stupid suburban... novel... a cheap novel. We have to become humble in front of this overwhelming misery and overwhelming fornication... overwhelming growth and overwhelming lack of order. Even the - the stars up here in the - in the sky look like a mess. There is no harmony in the universe. We have to get acquainted to this idea that there is no real harmony as we have conceived it. But when I say this, I say this all full of admiration for the jungle. It is not that I hate it, I love it. I love it very much. But I love it against my better judgment.

niels, Wednesday, 28 September 2016 07:23 (three years ago) link

everyone knows predator 2 is the best herzog

r|t|c, Thursday, 29 September 2016 21:04 (three years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/On5ezgX1q91

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 05:40 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://imgur.com/aKsjkGn

the notes the loon doesn't play (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 October 2016 21:15 (three years ago) link

awesome

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 October 2016 03:49 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JSpiegel2/status/792021767904649217

mookieproof, Friday, 28 October 2016 16:15 (three years ago) link

fantastic

niels, Friday, 28 October 2016 16:41 (three years ago) link

here was the vid posted on that twitter acct:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7op92W7voE

(rocketcat) 🚀🐱 👑🐟 (kingfish), Sunday, 30 October 2016 23:52 (three years ago) link

so good

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:15 (three years ago) link

The little flapping arms :)

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Friday, 4 November 2016 05:25 (three years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/y84fY

Dillon (best picture I have, it's hard to get him to stay still, hence I'm holding a treat for him) has developed a new habit of lying on his back, wagging his tail - he does it for hours. He's 12, so maybe his mind is going. He seems to be settling into my new flat OK, though.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 4 November 2016 07:07 (three years ago) link

hmm. http://imgur.com/a/y84fY

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 4 November 2016 07:09 (three years ago) link

Dowd your dog has very similar markings to mine! Mine's just a little taller.

(Hope this picture isn't huge, or upside down or anything)

http://s.mlkshk-cdn.com/r/1A9MN

Dan I., Wednesday, 9 November 2016 23:15 (three years ago) link

lol okay, I'm sorry but you get the idea

Dan I., Wednesday, 9 November 2016 23:15 (three years ago) link

Aw, so lovely!

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 23:17 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/JvinAid.mp4

mookieproof, Friday, 9 December 2016 15:56 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Worthwhile Jezebel content: http://jezebel.com/finland-has-a-very-good-boy-1792631652

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 20:17 (two years ago) link

that dog is a real crowd pleaser

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 22 February 2017 21:44 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 18 March 2017 15:48 (two years ago) link

aw joey! it's ok buddy!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 18 March 2017 15:59 (two years ago) link

haha those are great

niels, Saturday, 18 March 2017 17:11 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/DGdIWIN.jpg

International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Thursday, 23 March 2017 18:07 (two years ago) link

Ha, you know? I'd take that tree's advice.

pplains, Thursday, 23 March 2017 21:41 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://68.media.tumblr.com/a100e2150ef214a725f67cedde0f8049/tumblr_oomkdrmkV91qdmmiqo1_1280.jpg

my living room is really glamorous today

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 21:54 (two years ago) link

Beautiful

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 19 April 2017 11:01 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/VAZxHVe.gifv

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Thursday, 20 April 2017 03:51 (two years ago) link

In all my acts of physical movements, I am that pug

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:21 (two years ago) link

including typing, it would seem

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:22 (two years ago) link

Really I'm the pug, really I'm the pug

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Friday, 21 April 2017 03:39 (two years ago) link

I showed that to my family. "The Pug" is a pretty good metaphorical shorthand. My daughter didn't get it though.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 April 2017 16:22 (two years ago) link

Every time I see that video (it's been around a while) all I can think is that I hope the pug is OK.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 17:22 (two years ago) link

i promise the pug is okay.

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:11 (two years ago) link

OK :)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 18:45 (two years ago) link

He died of humiliation though.

pplains, Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:36 (two years ago) link

pugs have no shame

a landlocked exclave (mh), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 21:47 (two years ago) link

that is a beautiful picture

surm, Thursday, 27 April 2017 14:41 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOhKtjrojw

gr8080, Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:38 (two years ago) link

watch all the way to the end

gr8080, Thursday, 27 April 2017 20:39 (two years ago) link

Always wonder, when dogs are called dumb in that sort of thing, if it's not just that the dog thinks the rules are that they shouldn't knock stuff over or they'll be in troublem ie dog is GOOD, not STUPID

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 28 April 2017 03:06 (two years ago) link

i think he peed on the floor towards the end, which would suggest that maybe he was actually really anxious about whatever was going on?

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 28 April 2017 10:40 (two years ago) link

Yeah I mean if that were a movie then "smart" wiener dog would've gotten ZAPPED or something

El Tomboto, Friday, 28 April 2017 13:30 (two years ago) link

Hey, we can't all be Pugs.

http://i.imgur.com/3O8Qtv1.gif

pplains, Saturday, 29 April 2017 03:56 (two years ago) link

oh god

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 29 April 2017 21:52 (two years ago) link

man see u

gr8080, Sunday, 30 April 2017 19:35 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

there's a comic that goes along with that one iirc

this monster malamute is freaking me out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNg10vAiDhQ

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:22 (two years ago) link

jesus, that's either a strange camera angle and a small woman or he's the size of a couch

i think it's partially the angle but he's also just plain yuge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikYYfpCn_8I

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:41 (two years ago) link

i like his dainty lil boots

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 15:42 (two years ago) link

very floof

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 19:38 (two years ago) link

the New York City Subway banned dogs unless they fit in a bag and the people of New York did not disappoint. pic.twitter.com/vluNcZHBmW

— C (@meanboysclub) June 6, 2017

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 21:09 (two years ago) link

haha

niels, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 21:49 (two years ago) link

how on earth does anyone have a husky (or malamute or w/e) in fukkin nyc, seems inhumane

jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, 6 June 2017 23:29 (two years ago) link

that is a great thread though

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:24 (two years ago) link

there are parks gbx! there is one park that is REALLY BIG

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 00:24 (two years ago) link

i know! it's just, those guys are so busy, they must go nuts locked up in an apartment

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 12:35 (two years ago) link

malamutes and huskies need a crazy amount of daily exercise, don't they? i dunno, maybe vlogging about your startlingly-proportioned malamute brings in enough cash that you can spend your days getting dragged around by him and making videos instead of doing a regular 9-to-5

alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 12:46 (two years ago) link

startlingly-proportioned malamute

Seriously! That thing is enormous!

Also - they dress up and do GoT cosplay.

. . .

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 17:56 (two years ago) link

I'm with GBX, I couldn't have a dog that big in a city apartment though. It doesn't seem right somehow.

The NYC subway bag dogs is one of the best things.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 17:57 (two years ago) link

killing me here

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 24 June 2017 20:56 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nkgw-4VB0M

nomar, Friday, 30 June 2017 21:07 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

UPS has a page where the drivers can post about all the dogs they meet on the job, thank me later pic.twitter.com/2SMFElaTjG

— T (@torclean) October 8, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:20 (two years ago) link

https://www.facebook.com/UPSDOGS/

it's drivers posting on their own, not a UPS thing. apparently they weren't clever enough to adopt this viral marketing opportunity

mh, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:34 (two years ago) link

probably furious that drivers took five seconds out of their meticulously planned workdays to take a photo

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:37 (two years ago) link

this is a very good boy imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnFTzH1IjmU

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 October 2017 11:23 (two years ago) link

HA! I love that. Shibe has much fur. Very soft.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 2 November 2017 13:56 (two years ago) link

one month passes...
four weeks pass...

Everything about this is my favourite thing: https://instagram.com/p/Bdc-l71AqPV/

ed.b, Sunday, 14 January 2018 05:53 (one year ago) link

A month ago Dusty found half a pie in this bush, so every day until the end of time we must closely inspect the Magic Pie Bush. pic.twitter.com/XonAojEU12

— Chris Bramwell (@ChrisBramwell) January 9, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 09:33 (one year ago) link

:D

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 15:01 (one year ago) link

our was the "Cat Mountain Bush" where eight cats ran out one day and then for YEARS she would approach as if she was defusing a bomb

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 15:48 (one year ago) link

ben fogle counting down the top 100 dogs tonight on itv 7.30

nxd, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 15:53 (one year ago) link

dusty i luv u

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 15:58 (one year ago) link

ben fogle counting down the top 100 dogs tonight on itv 7.30


this is like some devilish test to decide once and for all whether my hatred for ben fogle outpaces my love for dogs

grim-n-gritty hooty reboot (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 16:03 (one year ago) link

gtfo with ranking dogs. as a very angry guy on a brooklyn corner once told me after i said "oh, what a good dog!" to his very VERY good dog that was with him: 'THEY'RE ALL GOOD DOGS'

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 16:55 (one year ago) link

they should restructure the show so all dogs are tied for #1

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 16:56 (one year ago) link

they're good dogs Brent

— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) September 12, 2016

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 16:59 (one year ago) link

that instagram doggy was so cute

i forgot to mention it when i first saw it

infinity (∞), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 16:59 (one year ago) link

someone needs to occasionally put a pie in that bush.

ryan, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 17:10 (one year ago) link

YES

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 17:19 (one year ago) link

But they also need to be prepared to capture his reaction and share it with us all when he finds 1/2 pie number 2.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 17:20 (one year ago) link

What about that dog always scanning the doorway now for an adult-sized Gumby who never visits anymore?

pplains, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 18:20 (one year ago) link

Sheepdog puppy led a flock of sheep into his owners' home: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-devon-41865526

StanM, Saturday, 20 January 2018 04:07 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

🎵It’s the moooost wonderfulll tiiiiiiiime
Of the year 🎶

https://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/puppy-bowl/full-episodes/puppy-bowl-xiv-pup-triots-vs-b-eagles

They’re finally streaming the entire program

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 4 February 2018 22:41 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

FUCKING HELL pic.twitter.com/tvtWkAbtRb

— no (@torahwilcox) March 10, 2018

soref, Saturday, 10 March 2018 12:41 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/SDChd1O.mp4

StanM, Saturday, 10 March 2018 13:34 (one year ago) link

= puppies on a swing

StanM, Saturday, 10 March 2018 13:34 (one year ago) link

same, i love them more than anything, they are my greatest consolation

i could watch that all day<3

estela, Sunday, 11 March 2018 00:04 (one year ago) link

A dog who lived with a homeless man, who was stabbed, chased the ambulance to the hospital. The man died. The dog stayed in front of the hospital for 2 months, waiting. They found a home for him, but he escaped & returned 5 miles back to the hospital. He now lives at the entrance https://t.co/qTeF8T7gXo

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) March 6, 2018

mookieproof, Sunday, 11 March 2018 00:20 (one year ago) link

I used to be able to make my dog howl along with me, though he's deaf now.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 March 2018 22:13 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...
three weeks pass...

keep the dog-shaped void in your house satiated by sacrificing leftover Kraft american singles to it pic.twitter.com/pIiS066orR

— 🎀 Level 8 𝓌𝒾𝒷𝒷𝑜𝓃𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓇 🎀 (@PixlSheep) April 24, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 26 April 2018 19:25 (one year ago) link

It’s my dog’s 14th birthday today, so I bought him some steak for dinner.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 28 April 2018 12:26 (one year ago) link

happy birthday dowd pup!

https://i.imgur.com/fZyT4QA.jpg

Karl Malone, Saturday, 28 April 2018 17:24 (one year ago) link

Dillon enjoying the vibrations from my speakers (he's deaf these days)

https://imgur.com/a/JJWJOlO

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 28 April 2018 21:34 (one year ago) link

https://imgur.com/Zo1G7Gc maybe?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 28 April 2018 21:36 (one year ago) link

Oh, whatever. If you choose to view image it might work.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 28 April 2018 21:37 (one year ago) link

that's a good dog

think this will work
https://i.imgur.com/Zo1G7Gc.jpg

niels, Saturday, 28 April 2018 21:56 (one year ago) link

Thanks!

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 29 April 2018 00:19 (one year ago) link

:)

nxd, Sunday, 29 April 2018 19:14 (one year ago) link

dillon looks like an excellent dog

ogmor, Tuesday, 1 May 2018 08:04 (one year ago) link

a dog is staying with me in the place i'm renting (long story), and the owners are trying to find a new home for her. conveniently i'm falling in love with her. i don't need a dog right now .. but actually i do?

you bet, nancy (map), Monday, 14 May 2018 03:47 (one year ago) link

5yo daughter, on meeting an excellent dog:
Her: I'm going to marry him!
Me: I think that's against the law.
Her: Why?! WE'RE BOTH MAMMALS!!!

Also,

friends: "we're going out tonight Paul, would you like to come?"

me: "i'd love to but I'm busy"

me later: pic.twitter.com/o8PrXso0gz

— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) May 13, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 14 May 2018 06:20 (one year ago) link

5yo daughter, on meeting an excellent dog:
Her: I'm going to marry him!
Me: I think that's against the law.
Her: Why?! WE'RE BOTH MAMMALS!!!

this is the future liberals want

martin short's interiors (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 May 2018 08:54 (one year ago) link

keep the dog-shaped void in your house satiated by sacrificing leftover Kraft american singles to it pic.twitter.com/pIiS066orR

— 🎀 𝓐𝓻𝓽 𝓣𝔀𝓲𝓷𝓴 🎀 (@PixlSheep) April 24, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 16:25 (one year ago) link

Oops already posted. Nevermind

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 16:26 (one year ago) link

lol! i missed it the first time around, at least. i love dogs

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 16:39 (one year ago) link

BREAKING NEWS: All these cows are kissing this dog pic.twitter.com/sVyy3kxvRR

— Chris Evangelista (@cevangelista413) May 21, 2018

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 22 May 2018 17:10 (one year ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjECa2YAkJA/

no idea if you can embed instagram videos, but clicking this is worth your time

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 24 May 2018 23:12 (one year ago) link

yes it was, and thank you

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 24 May 2018 23:53 (one year ago) link

pitbulls are so vicious oh my god pic.twitter.com/vimLorNQE9

— puppie🐕 (@activepuppie) May 25, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 25 May 2018 06:48 (one year ago) link

i feel so bad - whenever i eat pizza i give my dog maybe half a piece of the crust, after she waits patiently just like the sweet pitbull above.

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 25 May 2018 15:22 (one year ago) link

Important home improvement project:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2f5e_VgZkY

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 27 May 2018 18:50 (one year ago) link

v happy when dog really got into it

niels, Sunday, 27 May 2018 22:01 (one year ago) link

That is excellent

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 27 May 2018 23:44 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

paging the late great

I pet Precious. She is an 11 year old long-haired dachshund who is loving and gentle. Precious was rescued from an abusive home and has now been with her current caregiver for 5 years. Her favorite toy is a stuffed owl that is bigger than she is. pic.twitter.com/1ZiRewc8bf

— I've Pet That Dog (@IvePetThatDog) June 10, 2018

you bet, nancy (map), Monday, 11 June 2018 23:16 (one year ago) link

Precious is wonderful

Dan I., Tuesday, 12 June 2018 04:36 (one year ago) link

That account is great.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 12 June 2018 15:57 (one year ago) link

omg i love him so

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2018 17:42 (one year ago) link

he is a v good boy imo

some dogs are automatically inducted into the handsome good boy club without even having to ask

obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 18 June 2018 18:10 (one year ago) link

Just look at how nice he looks! :D

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 18 June 2018 19:06 (one year ago) link

love him

niels, Tuesday, 19 June 2018 06:05 (one year ago) link

pic.twitter.com/KAUuWCHz86

— Good doggos (@DoggoDating) June 14, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 04:57 (one year ago) link

Here's a dog realizing you can stand in a pool. pic.twitter.com/qJkqoY5aLT

— Puppies 🐶 (@PopularPups) June 26, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 June 2018 03:07 (one year ago) link

omg

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:15 (one year ago) link

"mouthful of treats" dog up there kills me every time

sleeve, Friday, 29 June 2018 18:17 (one year ago) link

They're tater tots. I shouldn't know that, should I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7MbhGxcpnQ

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:26 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/qPvlc91.gif

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 29 June 2018 19:24 (one year ago) link

omg i'm laughing so hard at this wiggler

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 29 June 2018 19:25 (one year ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dg6E_JpVQAAuVEc.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 June 2018 03:15 (one year ago) link

oh man, this is not embeddable but i love it

https://imgur.com/gallery/epws3hL

Karl Malone, Sunday, 1 July 2018 17:10 (one year ago) link

inspirational imo

bizarro I am a bit worried that you have abandoned kitties for doggies :(

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 2 July 2018 00:41 (one year ago) link

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]

me: [oblivious, headphones on] pic.twitter.com/6YwYotstzG

— 𝕖𝕝𝕧 (@_ElvishPresley_) June 29, 2018

flopson, Monday, 2 July 2018 01:10 (one year ago) link

fear not quincie i have space in my heart for both kitties and doggies

is this old? i don't know

Someone likes to swim pic.twitter.com/AaqG0puADq

— Pnk Hippo (@pnkhippo) June 30, 2018

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Monday, 2 July 2018 12:35 (one year ago) link

I wish I knew this dog:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dhs79bBVQAAhVG9.jpg

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 03:30 (one year ago) link

this is kind of stupid but i laughed anyway

Seems legit ✅ 😂

📸: /u/PepperSprayP pic.twitter.com/7itM7pmO6R

— Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) July 18, 2018

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 01:31 (one year ago) link

Beekeepers have trained dogs to sniff out diseased larva and save entire hives. pic.twitter.com/p9LqFJKHce

— Nature is Amazing 🌴 (@AMAZlNGNATURE) July 17, 2018

macropuente (map), Wednesday, 18 July 2018 02:12 (one year ago) link

great last two

nxd, Wednesday, 18 July 2018 15:48 (one year ago) link

this is a quick video clip of a dog being carried up an escalator

https://imgur.com/gallery/bgapYhW

i love dogs. stuff like that makes me tear up. such a good dog, just needs a lil help this time

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:05 (one year ago) link

my dog does that same move at the bottom whenever she just can't. sometimes it's possible to coax her into doing something she doesn't want to, but other times it's just a big nope. only instead of "carrying her up the escalator" at that point, i usually "literally walk her straight home and give her some peanut butter"

Karl Malone, Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:06 (one year ago) link

That dog knew what was up! Escalators can severely injure dogs

Dan I., Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:54 (one year ago) link

that was so darling<3

whenever my dog didn’t want to do something he would lock his front legs and tilt his head down like a little stubborn ram and his thought bubble would say ‘what a terrible idea are you demented’

estela, Thursday, 26 July 2018 03:43 (one year ago) link

Bless this doggo who stole a GoPro pic.twitter.com/tZwVdniJoQ

— Jon Christian 🕵 (@Jon_Christian) July 29, 2018

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:03 (one year ago) link

this is a very good boy

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:12 (one year ago) link

check out this dog

https://i.imgur.com/AW1uszP.png?1

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 July 2018 23:11 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

ワンちゃんが情熱的にピアノ弾きながら歌ってる動画が最高すぎ pic.twitter.com/gP8jtczapg

— ཧཔདད།གཐའཛྷ (@GUCCIMAZE_LAMED) August 18, 2018

Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 01:12 (one year ago) link

does anyone even read this thread, wtf is wrong with you all
this is a musical genius that is also a dog

Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 03:35 (one year ago) link

very very true

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 20 August 2018 07:55 (one year ago) link

<3
this is the content i crave

nxd, Monday, 20 August 2018 09:00 (one year ago) link

incredible

niels, Monday, 20 August 2018 09:03 (one year ago) link

extremely good dog

ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 August 2018 09:58 (one year ago) link

have not stopped thinking about this since I saw it. it’s so good pic.twitter.com/zYYy7moKGX

— Megan Frantz (@megsfrantz) August 27, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 01:48 (one year ago) link

Must Retrieve pic.twitter.com/Q8XTBbn0bB

— Animal Life (@animalIife) August 29, 2018

Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:49 (one year ago) link

Some retrievers have webbed toes...

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:07 (one year ago) link

that's a good dog

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:11 (one year ago) link

such a good dog

niels, Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:36 (one year ago) link

https://imgur.com/a/HxudcV0

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:26 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/78t6mc9.gif

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:28 (one year ago) link

i can't get over this dachsund's strung-out-on-meth-at-hour-72 expression

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmC28JWVAAAtf4O.jpg

macropuente (map), Sunday, 2 September 2018 03:52 (one year ago) link

i like that dachshund

the late great, Sunday, 2 September 2018 06:07 (one year ago) link

dogs are great

niels, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 07:22 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

I could watch this all day.pic.twitter.com/MtIUJdjAUD

— Maggie Resists Trump (@Stop_Trump20) October 25, 2018

mookieproof, Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:55 (one year ago) link

Someone likes to swim pic.twitter.com/AaqG0puADq

— Pnk Hippo (@pnkhippo) June 30, 2018

just posting this here so i can try to play them both at the same time

the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 22:02 (one year ago) link

you know you would help riley out

This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/KA9BO2SAL9

— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 22, 2018

Karl Malone, Monday, 5 November 2018 17:52 (one year ago) link

this is my dog blog, i guess

does anyone here like dogs

me🐶irl https://t.co/WUbz0ot50H pic.twitter.com/Soup4zzbYE

— me irl (@it_meirl_bot) November 10, 2018

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 18:32 (one year ago) link

the leaf pile videos here are everything

Fetchboy, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:04 (one year ago) link

Dillon still loves a pile of leaves. But then, so does my niece - maybe it's a universal thing. Imagine being a sleepy hedgehog and someone comes smashing through your bed...

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:58 (one year ago) link

it's one of the worst nightmares, for a hedgehog

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:59 (one year ago) link

it's right up there with humans calling them "sonic". yes we know, sonic the hedgehog, they have heard it so many times it's unbelievable

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:59 (one year ago) link

karl, i like dogs fyi

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:00 (one year ago) link

I've been dogsitting for my father and stepmother this weekend.

Indiana, a yorkie mix puppy, is the worst dog. She shits in the house immediately after walks, and leaps up to dining room tables to shred newspapers. Yesterday, she negotiated the dining room chairs (which were correctly placed under the table) to eat my bluetooth headphones and laptop power supply.

JJ, their two year old hound with a troubled past, is the second worst dog. She was found in January guarding her first owner's body after a suicide, was tazered by police, and my stepmother adopted her. After a month she started appreciating what life had to offer, but she still refuses to relieve herself on walks, demanding to be released to her spot on the driveway at precisely 9 AM and 9 PM. She also cries for hours and peels the paint off bedroom doors if separated from humans.

As they're forbidden to enter my father's rooms, I've now spent 2 nights sleeping on a couch with two dogs sleeping atop me. The two of them were happy with this arrangement.

http://i66.tinypic.com/18bu6g.jpg

This has reinforced my belief that Teufel, my vacant lot born adopted mutt, is the best dog. He has never once in six years either relieved himself in the house or destroyed anything but designated dog toys. Those, he destroys those in minutes. He has observed the youngsters with evident disgust.

http://i63.tinypic.com/14vl7bc.jpg

They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:02 (one year ago) link

sanpaku how old is Indiana? maybe she'll learn with some more time. poor JJ, though. that is a sad story. your father and stepmother are wonderful for taking her in.

bizarro, do you have dogs?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:09 (one year ago) link

also did you all see Riley, a few posts up? i fucking love that guy.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:09 (one year ago) link

For emphases (and because I may have screwed up the syntax): Teufel, the best dog.

http://i63.tinypic.com/14vl7bc.jpg

They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:14 (one year ago) link

Oops sorry for the repost. Seems I got it right the first time.

They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:15 (one year ago) link

Indiana is probably 7 or 8 months old now. She's adorable, but how can one have a dog that hates electronics as she does?

They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:16 (one year ago) link

bizarro, do you have dogs?


no, sadly - but i do get to walk a friend’s springer spaniel from time to time and he is a super-good buddy

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:25 (one year ago) link

it's one of the worst nightmares, for a hedgehog

Not as bad as folks burning piles of leaves, I imagine. Hard to be a 'hog.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:29 (one year ago) link

Riley is wonderful.

Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:24 (one year ago) link

We are getting a dog on Sunday. Our lovely old Boswell died at Easter in 2017, and we have been sadly dogless long enough.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 05:34 (one year ago) link

congrats on getting a new pup! (i call all dogs pups, regardless of age, sorry)

would appreciate a pic or two when you get it! :)

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:41 (one year ago) link

this is my dog, Bird, about 5 minutes before becoming a temporary cone dog:
https://i.imgur.com/A7WTc6U.jpg
she had to wear it for about a week because she kept licking a small abrasion on her leg and making it worse
https://i.imgur.com/TS0f38e.jpg

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:57 (one year ago) link

key fact: Bird is my very best friend in the entire world, and is the very best friend that has ever existed in the entire history of the world

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:58 (one year ago) link

Dogs are great

That’s one nice doggo you got there

F# A# (∞), Monday, 12 November 2018 06:15 (one year ago) link

she loves to sleep on top of feet

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 06:33 (one year ago) link

a+ dog

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 07:57 (one year ago) link

wearing the hell out of that cone too

dogs are good friends

niels, Monday, 12 November 2018 08:14 (one year ago) link

great dog

nxd, Monday, 12 November 2018 09:30 (one year ago) link

All these dogs are extremely excellent dogs

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 10:14 (one year ago) link

Bird is so clearly a very good dog.

Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:14 (one year ago) link

i wanna share!

bowtie boy was good now waiting for his puppuccino

https://i.imgur.com/3wF8luA.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:33 (one year ago) link

look at that face! extremely good boy imo

I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:35 (one year ago) link

lots of very good dogs itt

gbx, Monday, 12 November 2018 17:44 (one year ago) link

should have shot and posted some footage of the dead-eyed, yappy dachshund I used to live next door to, just to balance things out. though she probably was a good dog too, deep down inside.

oder doch?, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:48 (one year ago) link

Yappy dogs are unhappy dogs. Dogs bark when they're fearful.

It's really unfortunate that humans have bred so many breeds to be yappy. Imagine being born from a 2-300 year legacy of the most anxiety ridden people.

Sometimes, I walk with a pocket of duck jerky dog treats. I've fed them through fences to yappy dogs (Teufel of course gets his).

Sanpaku, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:23 (one year ago) link

guys look at this fuckin’ golden retriever / German shepherd cross

https://66.media.tumblr.com/114b28148bf645c25deb72c027fbcbc1/tumblr_inline_pb6svjioLI1r3gakg_540.jpg

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (one year ago) link

i love him

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (one year ago) link

welp, you could boop mah nose if you want to, i love it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:21 (one year ago) link

'yes i am proud possessor of these ears'

Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:34 (one year ago) link

prime minister of floofistan

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 03:30 (one year ago) link

such a good dog

niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 09:03 (one year ago) link

have been thinking abt this dog all day

is it real

niels, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:07 (one year ago) link

pro-tip: google image search 'golden shepherd' for a good time

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 14:14 (one year ago) link

That's a bad pro tip for anyone currently trying to be a pro at work. Especially when the google leads on to "shollie".

Tim, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 15:23 (one year ago) link

SO many dogs that need to be smooshed.

Yerac, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 21:57 (one year ago) link

Um hey there boss, can you swing by the treats aisle and um we’re gonna need a bigger cart yoohoo

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:38 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IQ8Cl8s.jpg

mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:18 (one year ago) link

if that pup was on the dark side we'd all be imperials

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:24 (one year ago) link

General Malone! Prepare my leash for immediate walkies!

mick signals, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:27 (one year ago) link

*whispers to self* this is what i live for

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 23:35 (one year ago) link

BG, I'm gonna need to know how old that fluffy dreamboat is.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:49 (one year ago) link

i don't know! it was just a pic i found on the internets. i'm guessing maybe six months?

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 22 November 2018 20:04 (one year ago) link

i have a policy to post any dog tweet that gets more than 500K likes, hope that's ok

my dog has a stuffed bear that he always hangs out with and he sat in front of the dryer the whole cycle just to make sure he would be okay😭😭 pic.twitter.com/h8gCzFUdDX

— Jacqueline (@jacquelineestey) November 23, 2018

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:00 (one year ago) link

You're doing God's work, Karl.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 00:38 (one year ago) link

We have our dog, Zita:

We have DAWG pic.twitter.com/GzAgLGHyyR

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018


pic.twitter.com/6dkKtvY8en

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 22, 2018


THE SAVAGERY IS INDESCRIBABLE pic.twitter.com/CHZa0hS5IU

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 18, 2018

She has taken to a small toy bucket, the kind kids take to the beach, and carries it around. You should hear her going up stairs.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 06:28 (one year ago) link

she is a darling, even though she clanks

estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 07:34 (one year ago) link

a pup loudly clambering up the stairs is one of my favorite sounds in the world

Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 November 2018 08:27 (one year ago) link

i love their little duffer ways

estela, Sunday, 25 November 2018 09:06 (one year ago) link

This is my new short film, 'Small Dog Carries Inexplicably Beloved Bucket Up The Stairs'. pic.twitter.com/VBty339jvX

— Caustic Cover Critic (@Unwise_Trousers) November 25, 2018

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:43 (one year ago) link

I nominate it for all of the Oscars.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:45 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:18 (eleven months ago) link

also
https://i.imgur.com/7Fdtt4a.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:20 (eleven months ago) link

whups, wrong also:
https://i.imgur.com/KqoWUZP.gifv

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 December 2018 22:20 (eleven months ago) link

From the bottom of my heart, thank you for these Christmas miracles!

Fetchboy, Monday, 24 December 2018 16:11 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Okay we scored seven goals BUT LOOK AT THIS VERY GOOD DOG ON THE ICE. pic.twitter.com/Z8sEgQpCJd

— San Jose Sharks (@SanJoseSharks) January 9, 2019

Fetchboy, Friday, 11 January 2019 04:34 (eleven months ago) link

oh my god it looks and acts like the puppy version of my dog!

oooooooof my heart <3

Karl Malone, Friday, 11 January 2019 06:15 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/ID9jjtQ.gifv

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:32 (ten months ago) link

omg

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 22:38 (ten months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/vhnFU6c.jpg

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 February 2019 06:59 (ten months ago) link

lol what an asshole, i love him

Calgary customer Elvis Cavalic (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 10 February 2019 13:45 (ten months ago) link

tbf, you took the time to take a picture with your phone before dealing with the problem so

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:43 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Please enjoy this gif of an Afghan hound swimming pic.twitter.com/yFrMxs5Q3p

— Calla Wahlquist (@callapilla) March 7, 2019

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:06 (nine months ago) link

regal

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 7 March 2019 03:14 (nine months ago) link

Divine

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 8 March 2019 01:30 (nine months ago) link

not a real dog guys https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/mermaid-dog-video/

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 8 March 2019 02:13 (nine months ago) link

i was gonna say

mookieproof, Friday, 8 March 2019 02:16 (nine months ago) link

I want to believe

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 8 March 2019 03:49 (nine months ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOooOOoooooOO

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 9 March 2019 23:09 (nine months ago) link

i was walking my dog this afternoon in the pouring rain, and another dog ran up out of nowhere from behind. no idea how long she had been running. she came right up, no leash or collar, but friendly. i looked around for the owner for a minute but there was no one around and it was pouring rain. i managed to get her back into my building, which was an ordeal because she had no collar to grab hold of and wasn't very obedient. then i took her into the anti-cruelty shelter because our place is just too small to have an extra dog, even for a night or two. she was in pretty good health (a little skinny) and i'm pretty sure she was housetrained because when i took her back outside on the way to the car she peed immediately. she knew how to sit, too, and didn't freak out around my cat. the shelter was pretty confident that she had just escaped from a house or something, rather than a stray. she's about a year old. hopefully they can reunite her with her family (we're posting a message on a local facebook group and will put up signs nearby as soon as it stops raining). but if not, i'm pretty sure she'll be adopted soon. she is really sweet.

and good in the car!

https://i.imgur.com/acCxOoi.jpg

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 00:52 (nine months ago) link

she’s beautiful. i’m so torn between getting a pup from a shelter or a specific breed.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Sunday, 10 March 2019 00:59 (nine months ago) link

i strongly recommend getting a shelter pup. very rewarding to rescue a pup that will be yr pal for life

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 01:29 (nine months ago) link

very good news - the owner saw my wife's facebook group post and contacted us. they'll pick her up tomorrow.

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 06:24 (nine months ago) link

<3<3

Fetchboy, Sunday, 10 March 2019 10:48 (nine months ago) link



My doggie. Bestest doggie evah

nathom, Sunday, 10 March 2019 16:45 (nine months ago) link

awww, i love the colors around the muzzle <3

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 16:47 (nine months ago) link

Yeah. Greying by the week. Honest to god, he is such a sweetie. Not an angry bone in him.

nathom, Sunday, 10 March 2019 16:51 (nine months ago) link

good work karl

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:02 (nine months ago) link

That's a good dog, nath! here's mine: https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1F4AB

the little one was only 6 months old and has since gotten a bit bigger (but not much), and the big one is now all fluffed up and magnificent in her winter coat. She's the softest, fluffiest black and white cloud, and I can never stop petting her

Dan I., Sunday, 10 March 2019 19:15 (nine months ago) link

Omg they are so sweet! I wish I cld cuddle'em!

nathom, Sunday, 10 March 2019 21:05 (nine months ago) link

very good news - the owner saw my wife's facebook group post and contacted us. they'll pick her up tomorrow.

People like you saved my life, got a call from the vet that my dog was found on the high street wandering around in Tesco’s and some Messiah had walked him over.

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:26 (nine months ago) link

yeah, i just know i would want someone to do the same for my dog if she ever got in a pickle

but of course, because internet, not one, not two, but THREE different people yelled at my wife on the facebook post because they were angry that we took the dog to the anti-cruelty society on the same day instead of spending more time trying to find the owner

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:31 (nine months ago) link

yah, fuck the internet and anybody that uses it for any reason, doing anything at all out of your way in those circumstances is life saving

tsrobodo, Sunday, 10 March 2019 22:45 (nine months ago) link

you did a good thing, Karl, ignore those people <3

that said, when I was a teenager a skinny sad-eyed half-grown cat moved into our shed through the ill-fitting door. our cat didn't get on with it so letting it in the house didn't work out, but we made it a bed in the shed and fed it and put posters everywhere locally - and we lived in a small town with only one supermarket, pre-internet-shopping, so we thought surely the poster would get seen there. after 2 weeks we took it to the shelter and the next day the owners called, and got v cross because the shelter wouldn't give it back until they paid for a medical and neutering, and they said they couldn't afford it and we'd "stolen" their cat and they didn't want it neutered, and I felt bad for that situation

(but they also seemed needlessly aggro and not v interested in the cat and had a lot of noisy kids and a big noisy aggressive dog that we thought probably scared the cat away? and it seemed maybe red-flag-ish that they had gone two weeks without responding to posters on lamp-posts right on their street? so I was also glad that now the shelter was going to vet them and their house and we didn't have to make the decisions tbh. kitty was cute and young and would prob have been rehomed no problem.)

anyway that was a long rambling story, I forgot about that cat, but thank you Karl for doing a good thing *fistbumpemoji*

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 11 March 2019 17:20 (nine months ago) link

I moved, my new house is really lovely and there's a fenced-in backyard. Every time I let the dog out there for a period of time, she comes in smelling like burnt fur. Or mild skunk. I don't understand why.

flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 11 March 2019 22:37 (nine months ago) link

she's smokin up back there bro, but it's hard to handle the lighter with no thumbs

Dan I., Tuesday, 12 March 2019 17:16 (nine months ago) link

Watch her. Its canine instinct to roll in animal shit/carcasses, to hide their own odor from prey.

contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 03:20 (nine months ago) link

I'd hang a Lucian Freud dog on my walls.

contains pieces the size of a child's esophagus (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 03:25 (nine months ago) link

i love kratu so so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MB3WQKzsZk&feature=youtu.be

macropuente (map), Friday, 15 March 2019 17:38 (nine months ago) link

https://youtu.be/4MB3WQKzsZk

macropuente (map), Friday, 15 March 2019 17:38 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/9qHDjBY.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (eight months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/HQVWq8q.jpg

but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 04:14 (eight months ago) link

uncanny

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 March 2019 14:09 (eight months ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/zco8Q7U.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 19 April 2019 17:21 (seven months ago) link



Sigh

nathom, Saturday, 20 April 2019 10:40 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

this is maybe the 10,232nd best video of this dog, but i just love finn the bat dog

Leaving the water cooler for the umpire then going to visit the fans. pic.twitter.com/PcbEbLiEr8

— Finn The Bat Dog (@finnthebatdog) May 22, 2019

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 May 2019 05:44 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/l1I2CkR.mp4

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 August 2019 16:22 (four months ago) link

mornin boo

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:26 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Murdy the Dawg! SOTY Contender? 🏆 pic.twitter.com/yEqOouXYcQ

— Thrasher Magazine (@thrashermag) August 28, 2019

devvvine, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:30 (three months ago) link

did you all see this farting dog?

This dog farting and pissing-off this cat makes me happy...😊😊 pic.twitter.com/IkWwWaIgLA

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 26, 2019

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:26 (three months ago) link

board description obvs

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:56 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyLw7iYVlo8

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 14 September 2019 14:58 (three months ago) link

Really feeling that last guy's feelings,

Fetchboy, Sunday, 15 September 2019 20:12 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Here's the best thread to use in this trying time.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:53 (one month ago) link

DOGS <3

Wee Bloabby (NickB), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:53 (one month ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uETJJX2.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:55 (one month ago) link

http://www.mikeburger.com/td-simpsons-dog.jpg

Evan, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 16:59 (one month ago) link

charming lil mutant

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy pic.twitter.com/ge8B0KlLa3

— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 13, 2019

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 22:44 (one month ago) link

:)

nxd, Friday, 15 November 2019 09:48 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

Your timeline is now blessed with the Flow Coma doges. pic.twitter.com/99mJTMG1R7

— frozen reeds (@frozenreeds) December 11, 2019

ingredience (map), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:01 (four days ago) link

This dog dancing to Reggaeton is the best thing you’ll ever see today pic.twitter.com/hRojKOJ5iP

— 🇧🇧 (@rahm3sh) December 11, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:08 (four days ago) link

yeeeeeees

#FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 12 December 2019 21:22 (four days ago) link


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