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Paul's Boutique (along with De La Soul's "3 Feet High and Rising", I suppose) took rap in a totally new direction and showed everyone it could be more than just simple drum beats and James Brown samples. It was such a complex and arty album, that I've seen it called "the Sgt. Pepper's of rap" (whether that's a fair comparison or not is up for debate).

-- eeyore19, Saturday, May 26, 2007 6:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:10 (twelve years ago) link

"I suppose"

Hurting 2, Saturday, 26 May 2007 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

i had a feeling this one would get noticed

music always gets worse when the phrase 'more than' is invoked

696, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:00 (twelve years ago) link

why is this shit on noize board

sanskrit, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:01 (twelve years ago) link

same reason the zing thread is

696, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

he has like ten of these meta complaint threads

sanskrit, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

I like this and I like that. I'm intrigued by the fact that Otis has heard all this cool stuff that I haven't, and therefore am also jealous of the bastard. I do things. I enjoy things. I smile. How are you? Yes, I love me too. Embrace the nothingness that is me. Further lies to be found at my home page.

-- Ned Raggett, Tuesday, January 30, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

Hi, I occasionally post on ILM but there is one thing that I don't understand that occurs rather frequently.

Why are so many of the ILM cadre of ex-indie rockers ashamed of indie? (that's USA indie, not the UK "Boy Bands w/ Guitars"/Britpop indie)

Yes, y'all wearing your indie clothes, checking out indie girls/boys, closet listening to indie allthewhile suspectly buying other genres to boost your ILM cred... you are among the first to bash "Indie: The Genre"?

<wigga>Why ya frontin', y0?</wigga>

Peer pressure? Diseased with musical fashion? is this a po-mo "ironic" move like the fleeting destiny's child/missy elliot affection of last year?

-- http://gygax.pitas.com, Wednesday, May 29, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago)

, Saturday, 26 May 2007 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

these threads are just ethan's noise versions of "white wing jesus-ese I got cc'd yesterday" and ILM is ethan's noise version of ethan's work email

TOMBOT, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

Name: Millar
Location: Maryland
Age: 24
Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra
Fav Movie: Conan the Barbarian or Real Genius
Fav TV Show: LUPIN III baby
Fav Book: was Catch-22, now The Anubis Gates
Fav Actor: Ron Livingston
Fav Actress: Julia Roberts (I am boring)
Fav Food: Beer
Fav Sport: Beer
Fav Athlete: Yao Ming (he is tall)
Drink of Choice: Beer
Drug of Choice (if that's your thing): Beer
Smoker?: Aye
Occupation: Military/Other
Do you work out?: See above
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 6.3, 8 if you like broken noses
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: (This is actually abt oral sex, I figured it out) 11, baby
Add anything you want people to know: I have no prospects.
-- Millar (Millar), Friday, February 14, 2003 4:53 AM (4 years ago)

gershy, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra

awesome

and what, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha lupin 3

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

aye

sexyDancer, Saturday, 26 May 2007 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

ok this thread turned awesome

sanskrit, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

My Life In Music by X. Y. Zedd

I was born as a shiny new vinyl 45-rpm record in 1969; when the doctor pressed a needle to my skin, he heard "Ball Of Fire" by Tommy James And The Shondells. Well fed by a diet of pop radio, I rapidly grew into a slim long-player and people would call me "Ziggy Stardust." Then I grew bigger and fatter until I was "Yessongs" by 1974, with triple gatefold and Roger Dean apparel. My adolescent rebellion wavered between slipping cantakerous Harry Partch cantatas and Kraftwerk concept album sleeves over my soul. Bloated and overplayed, I suddenly broke (though I was labeled "unbreakable"), and out of my shards grew a thousand punk and New Wave records. For a brief time I spun wilder and faster and became a 12-inch single of "Rapture" by Blondie, but soon broke out in a bad case of crackles and pops. Remixed and posing anew as "Twenty Jazz-Funk Greats" by Throbbing Gristle, I spun 'round on the turntable of education until I was formally rejected. By the time I was "The Queen Is Dead," I'd lost my virginity to an eight-track and suddenly metamorphosed as a cassette. Over the years I became worn out through too much abuse of my "Bone Machine" "cassingles," so I went into silent hibernation, wrapped a jewel case about me, and became a fully grown Aphex Twin double CD. Now I am contemplating whether or not to undergo life counseling and try out being an audiovisual DVD of "Vespertine" by Bjork or pare back and settle for a career as a minidisk of Matmos or Momus. In the meantime, I've lost a lot of weight and am proud to show off my trim mp3 files of rare Brian Eno bootlegs to hard drives I know and love.

You are my DJ, I am what you play.

-- X. Y. Zedd, Wednesday, June 13, 2001 12:00 AM

scott seward, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Jess, 23, live outside Philadelphia, currently unemployed and aimless (a catch, ain't I?), amateur writer but professional procrastinator, NOT a musician (I just can't bear to add more mediocre crap to the mountain) but I AM a critic (why else would I be posting here if I didn't think my opinion was god-like and unimpeachible), I likes...well, I likes what I likes, and there ain't a single genre I can think of (outside new age) that I don't likes somethin' from...but I've been an inveterate hiphop junkie since I was a wee lad and currently a recovering indie rock kid (who's finally almost worked through the alt-rock crock handed to me by the mass media *and* fanzine cartels while growing up in the 90s.)

-- Jess, Monday, August 6, 2001 12:00 AM

scott seward, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

!!!

latebloomer, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

lock thread

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

'tis awnly a wee lad now, me dearies

sanskrit, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

lol olden times

Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Name: trife dawg
Location: the boudoir
Age: 19
Fav Band: anything Def Jux family
Fav TV Show: upn network
Fav Athlete: sprewell
Drink of Choice: henny in a dixie cup
Drug of Choice: smoke trees son
Occupation: selling yogurt pretzels
Do you work out?: lol
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 9 point magnificent
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: u can't c me + u definitely can't b me

-- Trife Dawg (Trife), Friday, June 19, 2001 7:41 PM (6 years ago)

sanskrit, Saturday, 26 May 2007 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

i have like three posts on one of the introduce yrself threads spaced over three years and each becomes shorter and more sarcastic. Its like you can see ilx turn me into jaded shell in stop motion.

strongohulkington, Sunday, 27 May 2007 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

#1 To whoever said Pac ain't one of the best when it comes to lyrics, you r wrong. He had it from the start of his rap career to the end. PAIN--steady thuggin' in the streets/ and i'll be ballin' loc/ don't let'em make you worry/ keep swingin' at these suckas till you buried/ i was born to raise hell, a nigga from the gutta,/ with a motha on drugs/ i'm kickin dust up/ ready ta bust/ i'm on the scene/ steady muggin' mean /until they kill me/ i'll be livin this life/ i know you feel me. One of his last UNTIL THE END OF TIME--- Perhaps I was addicted to tha dark side/ Some where inside my childhood I missed my heart die / And even though we both came from tha same places /Tha money and tha fame made us all change places /Could it be through tha misery/ They can't get past?/ The hard times make a true friend afraid to ask/ for currency but you can run to me when you need it/.... It never stop, when my mama ask me will I change/ I tell her yeah but it's clear I'll always be tha same/.... Remain strong in this planet full of playa hataz/ They conversate but Death Row full of demonstrators/ And in tha end drinkin' henassy/ made all my enemies envy me/ So cold when I flow eliminatin' easily/ Fall to they knees, they plead for they right to breath / While beggin' me to keep tha peace haha/ What I can see closer to achieve/ In times of danger don't freeze time to be a G/ Follow my lead I supply everything you need/ An ounce of game and tha trainin' to make a G'/ Remember me? No disrespect but do your homework cuz. #2 Whoever wanted to bring Nelly, Luda, and Mystcal into the debate ...you r str8 up tripin. That's all I'll say on them; they don't even get half a bar from me. #3 Don Was, I agree with you to a point dogg, but why does one person have to stick to one style? How come Nas can't do some thug songs and then do some Puff songs too? I feel you on an artist being true, but why can't he try it all without being lable a seelout. I'm not sayin you said this, but we shouldn't pigion hold people. Besides it ain't one rapper that I can think of that has a CD with nothing but HARDCORE songs, I said it before, u gotta put out a few MTV songs. I know many disagree, but u can't have it both ways. Some are going by the sales. Okay, well the MTV songs sale. But if Nas keeps it all street then it won't sale as many and then peeps say "It only sold half a mil." And Jay has put out many less than hardcore songs why isn't he called out for that? Izzo, and Girls, Girls. I like em both but if y'all goin say Nas fell off with "Hate me now" remember it goes both ways. Holla. Qoolout of D.C. baby

-- QS/ Qoolout, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (5 years ago) Link

creme1, Sunday, 27 May 2007 02:05 (twelve years ago) link

ts: qs/qoolout vs. hillis 3000

creme1, Sunday, 27 May 2007 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

some of the hillis 3000 vs the best keystyle battles are hilarious

creme1, Sunday, 27 May 2007 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

QB animals spit venom in your eyes/ battling me ....Hillis I thought you were wise??/ well im a non believer, my lyrics mixed in ether/you beating me is like seeing an all white zebra/it's just not possible so change your hypothesis/ FREEZING YOU WORDS is the only way you can "ROC" to this/ im a metropolis, your small PARISH or town/ youll get fucked verbally, i saw your panties down/ ill battle the whole south from one man to a crowd/ you cry for mercy, the only thing that will be loud/ stop the chatter, your only gangsta on the COMPURTER/ pressing enter numerous times thinking i can shoot ya/ get a life, seek a future/ get off that south shyt/ too bad, you fuck wit dudes that lack conscience/ stay in your place dun and don't ever disrespect QUEENS/ cause next time wo you'll prophesize to be on ya knees...muphucka

creme1, Sunday, 27 May 2007 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

PARISH

s1ocki, Sunday, 27 May 2007 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

your only gangsta on the COMPURTER

and what, Sunday, 27 May 2007 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

HELLO, I am Quinn.
A/S/L = 23/F/Philadelphia (recently moved from Austin, TX)

I became addicted to this site (mostly the Noise Dudes board) for about three weeks, and now I mostly like to read the ILM for interesting recommendations and YSI tracks. My favorite music is krautrock/psychedelic/noise/anything bitchin'.

-- killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, March 20, 2006 10:30 PM

What up? For those who don't know, I'm Wrinklepaws and basically I regulate like Warren G.
-- Wrinklecause for Applause! (Wrinklepaws), Thursday, February 8, 2007 3:36 PM (3 months ago)

gershy, Sunday, 27 May 2007 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

are you blogging right now?

ian, Sunday, 27 May 2007 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

hey guys, mind if i blog?

<3
big wrink

Steve Shasta, Sunday, 27 May 2007 08:29 (twelve years ago) link

I can hardly hold it against new posters that they aren't yet adjusted to the *high standards* ILMers have about posts.

Hurting 2, Sunday, 27 May 2007 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

i like killy

Jena, Monday, 28 May 2007 00:46 (twelve years ago) link

For instance, right now I'm in a good mood. I'm listening to Lil Mama's "Lip Gloss." Why? It's catchy, and it makes me very happy. Those two things are fundamentally related.

A few days ago, I was feeling quite depressed (no need to go into the shitty circumstances). Lots of other people probably would play happy music in this case, but when I'm depressed, I find pop music futile...It doesn't change anything at all, so I play depressing music, like "Mad World" or "Love Will Tear Us Apart."

When it comes to emotions, Led Zeppelin doesn't really do anything for me. I find the music boring/soulless and as I've said 10391049+ times on this thread, it just seems to be trying too hard.

-- Tape Store,

milo z, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

You need to shut the fuck up 696. How is it possible that someone hasn't as yet released all your teeth? You prove libcrypt's remarks with every word you type.

-- Shorty, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:21 (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:44 (twelve years ago) link

its alright, i got barry lasagnas number if things get heavy

696, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

what the hell thread is THAT from!? is it one of the football hooligan ones i never go on?

scott seward, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:56 (twelve years ago) link

belle and sebastian POX

696, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

THIS IS TWEECORE

forksclovetofu, Monday, 28 May 2007 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

rrrobyn, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

I think mine would theoretically be identical to trife's if you replace "Def Jux" with "Dif Juz"

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 02:07 (twelve years ago) link

this was my first ILX thread: I like the little diamond patterns on wafer cookies.

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

BOWLCUT

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

pictures?

-- hstencil (hstencil), Friday, September 3, 2004 2:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 07:16 (twelve years ago) link

OK, I know folk rock is a hard genre to define because some of it is 75% rock and 20% folk and 5% cheese.

But make a short list of new folk & folk rock that matters. And another short list of what "isn't that good"

Good
Archer Prewitt, Sun Kil Moon, King Creosote, Jim O, David Gray, Howie Beck

uhh.. it isn't that great you guys
iron & wine, elliot smith, devendra Banhart, bright eyes, nick cave (lol)

-- CaptainLorax, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 2:31 AM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

it wanted to know if I am published walls have eyes and secret agent in CD and whichever hill a copy of the CD
-- ramiro ezequiel prieto, Monday, March 15, 2004 9:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Tim Ellison, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

-- ILX System, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 11:01 PM (Yesterday)

bobby bedelia, Thursday, 7 June 2007 05:14 (twelve years ago) link

that guy's a real soldier.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 7 June 2007 05:17 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Hello! Finally. I started posting here recently and I was in a crappy mood this week, so if I snapped at anybody, I'm sorry for doing that. Sorry CaptainLorax. It was just me.

Anyway, I live in Seattle in the Capitol Hill neighborhood with my girl who I'll call Jamee. Right near Broadway, the street that keeps pumping more value into our pad but gets crappier and more depressing as time passes. Now we're just waiting to see when it becomes too much to live in this place or when the value will hit its highest peak. It's like Vegas baby!

Jamee and I are both dykes in our forties. We currently love rnb and dance music. We used to love punk rock, hip hop, and experimental or industrial music and we still do, but we don't live there anymore if that makes it clear. I'm here just to see if I Love Music will help me discover material that I have been missing or not getting all these decades. And you guys seem knowledging and eager to share the 411.

No, my girl and I think the Indigo Girls are blah. They are pleasant enough and if they came over the speakers or the radio when we are with company, we would not stick our fingers in our throats or leave. And I wish I could say the lesbian Indigo Girls stereotype was not true but it is, with our friends anyway. Rnb, funk, hip hop, punk rock or whatever else I mentioned speaks to both of us a lot more than the whole granola lez folk thing. But that's just us. The only frustrating thing is that some of my friends will not even consider Sinead O Connor or Bonnie Raitt, who we do not worship, but are so much more interesting than the Indigo Girls. We do have friends who love the Rnb the funk and the hip hop though, so we're definitely not going crazy or nothing. *Lol*

Now it's time for me to hush and let someone else take the stage.

-- Miza Din II, Saturday, September 8, 2007 6:33 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

but, seriously

and what, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

RnB

Curt1s is coming to Zwinktopia !, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

one of the staff applications to my college radio station featured the line "i like r&b or ribs and bbq as i like to call it"

max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

it didnt make me want to hire the guy but it did make me hungry

max, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Erock Zombie OTM

-- brightscreamer, Tuesday, 11 September 2007 23:20 (Yesterday)

am0n, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

this dude "max r" seems like an ok guy but since my last name starts with r too it freaks me out

max, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/501928~The-Net-Posters.jpg

max, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

Name: trife dawg
Location: the boudoir
Age: 19
Fav Band: anything Def Jux family
Fav TV Show: upn network
Fav Athlete: sprewell
Drink of Choice: henny in a dixie cup
Drug of Choice: smoke trees son
Occupation: selling yogurt pretzels
Do you work out?: lol
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your looks?: 9 point magnificent
On a scale from 1-10 how would you rate your personality?: u can't c me + u definitely can't b me

-- Trife Dawg (Trife), Friday, June 19, 2001 7:41 PM (6 years ago)

and what, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:28 (twelve years ago) link

valuable new posters

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:56 (twelve years ago) link

Fav Athlete: sprewell

otm

max, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i kind of made that up

sanskrit, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

this dude "max r" seems like an ok guy but since my last name starts with r too it freaks me out

-- max, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 02:23 (11 hours ago) Link

nah he's wrong about both the avalanches and the new radicals. ban now before too late

deej, Wednesday, 26 September 2007 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

do americans "get" twee?

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

trife's intro yrself is great!

roxymuzak, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 02:04 (twelve years ago) link

Jon Lewis, I don't know when you made yr first appearance but you have only recently (just before Skot's reading) come to my attention and I think you are Quality.

Laurel, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

Awwwwww 10-Q Laurel! ^_^ I think yr perfectly awesome too.

Have to figure out a way to give you Soft Boys stuff without compromising yr ethical stance! Also sorry we so late for Medieval capers!

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

It's not so much MY ethical stance as my employer's! I works for multi-national media giant, they may not be cools with the file sharing.

Laurel, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

yeah apparently there were all these other ilxors at the ren fair but i didn't see anyone! i was probably too busy sticking turkey leg into my mouth.

bell_labs, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

what was with all the people with tails? medieval larper furries?

bell_labs, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

I don't have a clue about the tails, they fucking creep me out. I've seen them for sale in several different festivals, altho that could be the same lame people making the circuit.

Laurel, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:19 (twelve years ago) link

xpost So if it were a burned CD-R copy of the CD you could accept that?

-TURKEY LEG- the first thing wife K did was descend om nom nom upon them. I limited myself to pickle cart and "boar sandwich" (ie pulled pork).

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

btw SOMEONE around here might secretly be wanting one of those tails for his bday so he can use it on his Kitsune fursuit I'M NOT NAMING ANY NAMES...

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

i also reallly don't think the corsets are for everyone. did anyone else see that woman with the weird boobs that were basically coming out of her neck?

bell_labs, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

hey n00b every1 knows a kitsune has multiple tailz

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

faced.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

i hate this max r character

cutty, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:55 (twelve years ago) link

otm

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

Fav Band: Toss up between Paperclip People and Yellow Magic Orchestra

this is still awesome

and what, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

so many fun looks at the ren faire. i passed on the turkey legs, though.

lauren, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

this lady:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1389/1473091791_56fe20f5bb_m.jpg

lauren, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

this dude:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1022/1473091775_c32c4325d5_m.jpg

lauren, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

that dude thinks he's wicked awesome, more 'real' and 'ready for shit' than the people around him, and imagines himself to be some kind of badass just waiting for an endtimes opportunity to strut his shit. in actuality, he's living in his mom's basement with a lot of college loans and a bordering-terrifying collection of expensive hand-forged bone-handle knives

remy bean, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

or he's a sad bagpiper who lost his instrument

remy bean, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

either way, he's carrying on an on-again/off-again fling with a short girl named Lori who's working on her MLS at community college

remy bean, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

no I think that guy is just bored

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

outside his bedroom is a windowbox filled with scraggly medieval herbs that he will use in his study of apothecaries.

remy bean, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:27 (twelve years ago) link

(these are all true facts about my friend childhood nick's brother, who looked like that guy)

remy bean, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

waiting for an endtimes opportunity to strut his shit

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/11/16503895_53d097f69d.jpg?v=0

Laurel, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

shirtless + winter coat is such an underrated look

Jordan, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:50 (twelve years ago) link

valuable new poster == PEEJ

take notice

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thecure.com/

I'm normally not a fan of "alternative" music cuz it's usually freaky and weird, but a friend of mine was listening to "Friday I'm in Love" and I LOVED it! I can't stop singing it "I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday I don't care about you" it brightens my day every time.

I went to Best Buy and they only had one album, so I went to Wal-Mart and other record stores and I finally found a few albums. Some were great, but some were really WEIRD! "Disintegration" is really depressing for example.

Anyway, I was reading Google trying to find other fun music and I found "I Love Music" so I figured I'd let you guys know about this. I don't know if you're familiar with them--a lot of people don't know about them since they're "alternative" but check them out :)

-- Dave_Man, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 11:14 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

even if he is fake

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:31 (twelve years ago) link

Aw thats kind of cuet.

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe thats his equivalent of "I like the little diamond patterns on wafers, do you?"

;P

Trayce, Thursday, 11 October 2007 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

is peej deej's girlfriend?

s1ocki, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:23 (twelve years ago) link

peej = old school ri dude

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Is he Deej's boyfriend then?

Jon Lewis, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

this "stephen" guy

cutty, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

upsideej

deej, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

beej

am0n, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

i am reejecting your advances

deej, Friday, 12 October 2007 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

cutsy i think when its a problem you should growl at her, is my advice
when she is problem you go GRRRRRRR and move your head down a little
she will know you are unhappy and stop, if she doesn't stop then roll her over on her back and bark at her

-- a puppy, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 5:05 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:07 (twelve years ago) link

Why won't a puppy come to noize bored?

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:10 (twelve years ago) link

why all the "VU are uber-white" stuff? they are easily the most doo-wop influenced of any 60s rock band i can think of.

-- LaMonte, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 1:10 PM (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny how someone on luna thread yesterday joked that "ILM Heaven" would be some race debate abt indie rock, and now look.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:18 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny how someone on luna thread yesterday joked that "ILM Heaven" would be some race debate abt indie rock, and now look.

-- Jon Lewis, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 1:18 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I was the one that made that joke, and it was in reference to the SFJ thread already in progress.

Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:25 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, my bad. I didn't look at ILM all day yesterday bcuz the luna thing was too engaging.

In any case, ILM Heaven is now built on that fair and verdant hill.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

ilx on the whole has not been so entertaining as it's been recently in a looong time

latebloomer, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

top-notch phrasing

n/a, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

ilx needed a vietnam

omar little, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

second rate snarking

remy bean, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

is chaki nixon?

remy bean, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

chaki is deep throat

omar little, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

wait no

omar little, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

woodward and bernstein

omar little, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

m. white as rose mary woods

remy bean, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

nice work, Jon Lewis

gbx, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

who is G Gordon Liddy

latebloomer, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

morbius

am0n, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

which thread is luna thread? I have somehow missed this.

caek, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

The "No Rules ILX Heaven" thread. It turned into the lunagate thread a few days ago. Set aside about three hours if you want to really dig in.

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

you can only read it if you promise not to post to it

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah... it's fallen off the front page hasn't it?! Wow...

Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

OK, I'm going in.

caek, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

godspeed

sleep, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

it's dangerous to go alone.

gbx, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

dont look at me, im not going back

sleep, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.mrx.no/albums/DeliveryOfRDPJan2002/00005759_G.sized.jpg

here, take this

gbx, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

(NB just searching "jameson" on GIS will NOT turn up whisky)

gbx, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck that shit. I got about 10% of the way through and realized I could be looking at porn instead.

caek, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^^ wise

HI DERE, Thursday, 18 October 2007 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

On YouTube shreds thread

These videos make me sad. Why? Because I find them kind of amusing but not laugh-out-loud funny. To be honest, I started with the Clapton one, and figured out after a minute or so that the music wasn't what he was actually playing. But I didn't understand that the music was supposed to sound COMICALLY AND CATASTROPHICALLY WORSE than what he was actually playing. And that made me feel it must be the case that I don't actually understand what makes music work at all, and maybe I should just stop listening to it, even though I think of myself as liking and appreciating it.

-- Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 24 October 2007 15:09 (3 hours ago) Link

Jena, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

On INXS:

They were not the most innovative band even at their best, so they don't have that Beatles/Hendrix/Kraftwerk thing where people say "this sounds corny now but back then it was the first time anyone did that". I did like some of their records at the time but there's nothing there that I'd want to listen to again.

-- snoball, Thursday, 22 November 2007 12:59 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 15:33 (eleven years ago) link

are INXS mondeo pop, dom?

stevie, Thursday, 22 November 2007 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

Eh... no, they're too... sleazy. I think most Mondeo Pop acts you'd be happy for your little sister to date. Plus there was something a little... American about INXS.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

You really need to be commissioning me to write the great Mondeo Pop article for one of those rags you work for.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 22 November 2007 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

How in the hell does a song like "Kiss the Dirt" sound American?

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 22 November 2007 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

i pointedly avoid being in a position to commission anything i'm afraid, dom!

stevie, Thursday, 22 November 2007 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

maybe el moz should take some "personal responsiblity" toward his audience of vulnerable young white guys?

I'm not sure if there is anything resembling a thought here. I could get mad, but then I realize its the internet, where we take being "irreverent" to mean you are intelligent, as long as you don't offend anyone.

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:31 (Yesterday) Link

Come on, racists don't make music swinburningforyou likes, that'd be stupid.

-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:33 (Yesterday) Link

please don't put me in some absurd situation where I have to list off musicians/writers whose work I enjoy that are racist. thats not what this is about and you know it.

-- swinburningforyou, Wednesday, 28 November 2007 21:38 (Yesterday) Link

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

^^^this is the dude who's first major contribution to ILX was "Is Perez Hilton the new Lester Bangs?"

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 29 November 2007 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

a fruitful day

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 08:49 (eleven years ago) link

you beating me is like seeing an all white zebra

dmr, Tuesday, 1 January 2008 17:45 (eleven years ago) link

Who is the private voter of "Finesse Mitchell!" Someone is feeeling like a dildo.

-- Pål Útlendi, Thursday, January 3, 2008 12:48 AM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

yea that guy is awesome.

ian, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

key revive on that kevin john bazookla thread

omar little, Thursday, 3 January 2008 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

Wow -- congrats Matos and Maura and Jess and whoever did those illos! I'm impressed you got this thing live so quickly, and w/ no bugs that I caught. Can't wait to read it all, and there are no other polls I feel that way about.

Of the things I voted for (and thanks to Curmudgeon for the shout-out), the ones I'm surprised didn't get more respect are "Chocolate Rain" in singles (come on -- that song is **still** earworming me) and the Omar Souleyman comp. in reissues.

A lot of people's reissue choices are weird to me, only 'cause I try to vote for stuff that's not been released/ is super obscure and hence "new." I didn't even know half of these albums got reissued last year...

-- Mike McGooney-gal, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 09:07 (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

not a new poster, zing denied

dmr, Wednesday, 16 January 2008 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link

and what, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

bills been around for a while. one time he fucked a whore.

max, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

Ha! Every single time I see BMagill post, I think about the whore thing. To me he's totally the guy who pays for sex.

ENBB, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

link?

omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:08 (eleven years ago) link

Ever been with, or been, a prostitute?

Kerm, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

haha he sounds like a decent enough dude

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

like he'd def buy a 13 year old beer if asked while walking into a liqour store

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

is he this guy:

http://www.jamendo.com/en/artist/bill.magill/

omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

hard to say, it doesn't mention fucking whores in the bio

bell_labs, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 19:21 (eleven years ago) link

neil young and high on fire are better than britney...and i like bill pretty much, he seems fine...that thread is creepy though, that's why i stay to ILM mostly.

M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 19:45 (eleven years ago) link

Admittedly, my tastes don't line up with the typical "pazz and jop" (dumb name by the way) voter or pollster.

-- Bill Magill

omar little, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

burt stanton

gff, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

bleh

BURT_STANTON, CULTURAL CRITIC

latebloomer, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

oh no people stop paying attention to that guy!!!

bell_labs, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:15 (eleven years ago) link

total NS vibe from him

omar little, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ haha, what? Mash ups have been in the US for decades; see: Negativland and those filthy 60s beatniks; they got big again here in the late 90s/early 200s. So yeah, the style seems pretty dated.

-- burt_stanton, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:34 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

that's it, I'm voting for Nader

-- burt_stanton, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:06 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm voting for Nude Spock

-- gabbneb, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:07 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm probably voting for nader.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, February 1, 2008 4:07 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gff, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

isn't nude spock captain lorax too?

scott seward, Friday, 1 February 2008 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/3341/aspergersdefinitionwj9.gif

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 2 February 2008 06:18 (eleven years ago) link

That is my favorite post ever, pretty much ^

remy bean, Saturday, 2 February 2008 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

ca[taom ;prax os a sweethear and i would fuk iim

strgn, Saturday, 2 February 2008 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

who are these 'hip sters' liking black metal? i not see them at gigs.

all i see are the waeklings wanting their souls to be punished by the music that cleanses!

-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:04 (2 hours ago) Link

it's now being called Canadian Metal

-- jaxon, Thursday, January 31, 2008 11:01 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:04 (2 hours ago) Link

indeed!

CANADIAN WEREWOLF TRUE PITCH BLACK METAL

HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/BYZANTUM

-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:05 (2 hours ago) Link

it is not hipster soup but the sound of lightning cracking your brains

-- Vas Djifrens, Sunday, 3 February 2008 03:12

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 February 2008 05:55 (eleven years ago) link

who is "Choose Leif" and is s/he 15?

(nb still way better than my posts at 15)

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

w4lter and no

jergïns, Wednesday, 6 February 2008 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

Colin C.

gff, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

Vas has actually been around awhile

latebloomer, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

instead of "s**t" you guys should say "crap"

-- mkcaine, Wednesday, March 19, 2008 11:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:22 (eleven years ago) link

^^this

J0rdan S., Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

go easy mkcaine, it's taken ILX 5 years to go from 'poo' to 'shit'

wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 20 March 2008 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

print newspapers all suck-- insane christians or jewled 'liberals'. th times occassionally happens to cover whatsup or has got a decent subtext to an op ed bt most of th time it seems like a joke orchestrated by some sinister overlord, inane story after inane story. there should be like a retrospective newspaper that talks real history without basing their entirety on the notion that the only genocide was on Hitler.

-- mkcaine, Thursday, April 3, 2008 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

music is to subvert into mind the laws of life..?-- newspapers exist to inform day t' day. who does this well?

-- mkcaine, Friday, April 4, 2008 12:18 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

banriquit, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

dude thats luriqua

deej, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:43 (eleven years ago) link

vital information for your everyday life

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

VI4u

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 3 April 2008 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Anime adaptations looming

and what, Monday, 2 June 2008 04:56 (eleven years ago) link

veronahasopinions4u

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 12:27 (eleven years ago) link

I have to mention a strange dream I had last night, which I just remembered:

Peter, I met you at your home just as it was being invaded by some terrorists/criminals/etc. Instead of fighting back or escaping, you decided to burn the house with the criminals and yourself still inside. The interesting part was that the house contained all the reels of your work, and you intended to die along with them. It sounds grim, I know, but I guess this thread here probably inspired the dream...

-- Matt Rebholz, Friday, June 6, 2008 12:58 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

dude better change the locks

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

have a nice blood, peter chung

and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

bill is hardly new -- hee's the guy that fucks whores.

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry to all ILM posters who voted, but when Britney Spears is higher than High on Fire, Neil Young and Baroness, it just confirms my belief that the apocalypse is right around the corner. Or, alternatively, that polls like this suck real hard.

-- Bill Magill, Wednesday, 23 January 2008 15:20 (6 seconds ago) Link

-- and what, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 9:20 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

bills been around for a while. one time he fucked a whore.

-- max, Wednesday, January 23, 2008 11:29 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

haw

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck You, Michael Vick

^^^ tru lols

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

i wasnt comparing anything, i was just suggesting that maybe you should go fuck a whore, as is yr want.

-- jhøshea

O. Vickers, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

i got a lot of home invasion dreams too

usic, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

They call a dog "man's best friend." Not his wife or his children. Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

It was a short step for any dog owner to go from those dogs to their own dogs.

And then and even shorter step to imagine, however quickly and involuntarily, those harms being visited on any dogs they've had in the past.

So, when Michael Vick was linked to an operation that did any number of cruel and deadly things to dogs in a systematic way, it was no large series of jumps for people to apply their feelings for their dogs to those dogs Michael Vick had.

Deluded? No. Emotionally driven, and therefore probably less-than-totally-logical? Probably.

But, as I own a dog, fuck Michael Vick. Guy's a fuckin asshole.

-- B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 19 December 2007 20:44 (5 months ago) Link

and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people

I reckon if you stop feeding them for a day or two that love gets real conditional real quick

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

wtf @ that whole thing

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

"They call a dog "man's best friend." Not his wife or his children. Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that."

ive found this kind of batshit paranoid misanthropy is usually lurking under the smile of like 1/5th of the "normal" people you meet.... i'll be like chit-chatting with some cuet receptionist and she busts out with "you cant trust anyone but yourself, of course - everyone just wants to take everything from you and leave you" uh wat

and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

Also: ANIMALS DO NOT GIVE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. THEY HANG AROUND BECAUSE YOU KEEP THEM WARM AND FED, IDIOTS

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

self-fulfilling prophecy

xpost

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

"Oh I can just tell from looking in his eyes how much he loves me" HE THINKS YOU'RE A FUCKING FOOD DISPENSER

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

Don't get me wrong I like animals but that sentimental shit is like the worst kind of magical thinking

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

i hear you dude

animals are cool for some good times (no patrin) but acting like theyre expressing anything close to complex human emotions is one step from being the old lady who talks to her dolls

and what, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

(no patrin)

LAWLZ

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

Dogs give unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

this is the next level after next level

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

You know, Mrs V has put up with a lot more shit from me than any doggies I've ever known.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:46 (eleven years ago) link

my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:50 (eleven years ago) link

I can understand if people don't want kids, but no way are pets kid substitutes.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:52 (eleven years ago) link

xactly

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

the fantastical shit people project on their kids is just as absurd - at least delusional pet owners arent creating the little weirdos of tomorrow

jhøshea, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

Well yeah people are capable of projecting onto anything or anybody. I'm not saying parents are better than pet-owners, I'm saying the two things don't equate. Most kids eventually grow up to the point where they can talk about their feelings toward their parents - albeit not to their parents, sometimes, hehehe.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

This whole "unconditional love, not like the deceiving neediness of spouses" thing is weird too. The more I think about it, the more I wonder what the fuck unconditional love would look like and why it'd be such a good thing to have. When you have a relationship with another human being I think the notion that if you behave like an asshole it will have consequences in their regard for you is good and necessary, really.

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:13 (eleven years ago) link

yeah im imagining dude in a candyland world sliding down rainbows with a dog licking his face or something

J0rdan S., Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

unconditional love is for parents.

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

and ya... that reminds me of the onion article abotu the woman who always ruins her vacations because she thinks her cats miss her.

i love my cat and i'm sure she's attached to me in some way, being her only "roommate" for hte last 12 years or so but let's not go crazy here. as long as she's nice and does funny shit now and then we're cool. not gonna dress her up and sit her down at the dinner table any time soon.

s1ocki, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

my parents are good friends with people who are okay w/ not having children because they have dogs. makes me want to slap and them and just be like wtf is going on in your head

-- J0rdan S., Sunday, June 15, 2008 10:50 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol yes: kind of makes me want kids so i don't end up one of these people.

banriquit, Sunday, 15 June 2008 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

I went to Walgreens last night to buy a Father's Day card, and they had sections for cards from sons, daughters, grandchildren, and pets.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 16 June 2008 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I like this forum already and this is only my first post. Ace.

-- linea, Monday, 30 June 2008 16:49 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

oh god I've made all of two? three? posts over the span of two? three? weeks and I've ended up as a thread. (?)

I'm not witty enough for this, guys.

-- salsa shark, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 5:50 PM (4 hours ago)

Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 01:51 (eleven years ago) link

^^^ Game recognise game

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 11:36 (eleven years ago) link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I find the lyrics offensive, not because of the materialism that they represent, but because they put across such a tiny worldview. There's a whole world out there, but all that matters to the performers is jumping around in a dingy basement club dressed like an aerobics instructor wearing platinum and diamond jewellery that's so gaudy it looks like it's made of plastic. Or standing around trying to affect some kind of badass pimp/gangsta look when really the closest you've got to crime is shoplifting sweets from the newsagents when you were six. If you're going to wear a watch that costs $10,000, get one that doesn't look like it came free with eight tokens from a cornflakes packet. And putting metallised cardboard pie plates on your hubcaps does not make you look like Iceberg Slim.

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 6:19 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 14:22 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know who that Plies guy is, but he looks like he's trying too hard...

-- snoball, Thursday, July 10, 2008 5:03 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Thursday, 10 July 2008 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

Really, Plies isn't trying hard enough.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 10 July 2008 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

haha otm

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

me and my Gz shoplift sweets from newsagents all the time. addicted 2 da game.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 July 2008 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

In no particular order

1. Erykah Badu, New Amerykah part one (4th world war)
2. Gnarls Barkley - The odd Couple
3. Goldfrapp - Seventh Tree
4. Al Green--Lay It Down
5. Vampire Weekend
6. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
7. Fleet Foxes – s/t
8. MGMT – Oracular Spectacular
9. Portishead – Third
10. Sigur Ros--Med Sud I Eyrum Vid Spilum Endalaust

-- canfan, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:22 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

no feist no cred

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 15:26 (eleven years ago) link

pokemon combat rap

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HVzH2cnfeU

-- webinar, Thursday, July 24, 2008 7:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

forksclovetofu, Friday, 25 July 2008 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

^^czn

gr8080, Friday, 25 July 2008 23:15 (eleven years ago) link

Plies gives unconditional love and affection to people in a world where such things can be found in few if any other places. Neither wives nor children, no matter how much they try, do that.

spaghetti, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

jess doesn't like new age, whadadick

r1o natsume, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

this thread needs more jay z vs nas keystyles

r1o natsume, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

xpost is harvell still on this forum?

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 26 July 2008 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

yeah posting as 'deeznuts'

max, Saturday, 26 July 2008 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

was gonna say roy division

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 July 2008 05:49 (eleven years ago) link

who the fuck are all these unfunny new people who post like 8 million times a day

and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:10 (eleven years ago) link

im looking at you captainlorax/oilyrags/rabiesangentlemen etc etc

and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

i'm not new!

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

captainlorax is mentally ill.

wilter, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:16 (eleven years ago) link

who isn't?!

jaxon, Friday, 1 August 2008 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

captainlorax is real?

J0rdan S., Friday, 1 August 2008 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

hes posted wdyll pix

deej, Friday, 1 August 2008 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

I miss that pizza now that I no longer live in Arkansas.

-- еdë §téè£,

Always paranoid it's someone I know.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

they have pizza in arkansas?

carne asada, Friday, 1 August 2008 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0d3fcSk9dlewE/610x.jpg

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 1 August 2008 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

Laurel in the new Ms Misery.

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 1 August 2008 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

(xpost) is that a burgerpipe?

snoball, Friday, 1 August 2008 18:16 (eleven years ago) link

eww xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 August 2008 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

rjberry

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:27 (eleven years ago) link

People who read a lot of literary fiction often like Sufjan or Jens in my experience.

- Treblekicker, Monday, October 13, 2008 8:35 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

some dude, Monday, 13 October 2008 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah true also they like to listen to "this american life"

lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 13 October 2008 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

and sip lattes!!!!!

s1ocki, Monday, 13 October 2008 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

Treblekicker isn't new is he?

Mooncalf (Raw Patrick), Monday, 13 October 2008 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

yeah probably not, i did a quick search and saw some posts from 2006, but eh

some dude, Monday, 13 October 2008 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

lolterary fiction

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2008 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

srrrrrrrrrrsly loving cameron carr btw whoever's pet project that is a++

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 13 October 2008 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

haha^ have just noticed him today...classic material

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 17 October 2008 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

though somehow i find myself having earnest conversations with sockpuppets even though on another level of my brain i suspect they are sockpuppets.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 17 October 2008 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

he was programmed to make shakey mo and b magill's heads explode

Edward III, Friday, 17 October 2008 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

dude is hilar

ChuckStewart(no relation) (BigLurks), Friday, 17 October 2008 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

man I miss him already

come back cameron all is forgiven

Edward III, Friday, 17 October 2008 20:24 (eleven years ago) link

I hate white trash so much

― cameron carr, Friday, October 17, 2008 1:44 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

harbl, Friday, 17 October 2008 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

?????

harbl, Friday, 17 October 2008 21:24 (eleven years ago) link

oh that joe

forksclovetofu, Friday, 17 October 2008 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

kevin keller is like cameron carr w/out the joeks

jabba hands, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 09:32 (eleven years ago) link

kk is what cc was aiming for

wilter, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 09:35 (eleven years ago) link

kevin keller is like cameron carr w/out the joeks

"all new posters must post how I want them to post"

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

sorry man didn't realise he was yr bro

jabba hands, Thursday, 23 October 2008 11:07 (eleven years ago) link

Nick WATTS

thereminimum chips (electricsound), Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

busting caps all the way over in ILH even.

carne asada, Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:25 (eleven years ago) link

Nich WAHTS

HOOS HOOS HOOS on the autosteen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 November 2008 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

almudeno

eman, Thursday, 6 November 2008 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

^^not only reviving noise rock threads but spamming ppl who post on same

m coleman, Thursday, 6 November 2008 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

Wiggy Woo: sockpuppet or what?

Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Saturday, 8 November 2008 08:45 (eleven years ago) link

Where on the internet can I watch old episodes of Murphy Brown?

we make a great team, wiggy woo

― burt_stanton, Friday, November 7, 2008 6:59 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

luv ya, Burt. (((((Hugs)))) <3

― Wiggy Woo, Friday, November 7, 2008 7:08 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BYE! GOOD (latebloomer), Saturday, 8 November 2008 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

Er, Wiggy is a woman who's been around some years now. She's posted on wdyll and everything (abt 2-3 years back?)

Trayce, Sunday, 9 November 2008 05:38 (eleven years ago) link

worked for CC. why not?

Sugar hiccup, Makes a pig soar and swoon (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 November 2008 10:09 (eleven years ago) link

link to WDYLL pls

a country packed with ponies (sunny successor), Sunday, 9 November 2008 17:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh god I've made all of two? three? posts over the span of two? three? weeks and I've ended up as a thread. (?)

I'm not witty enough for this, guys.

-- salsa shark, Tuesday, July 1, 2008 5:50 PM (4 hours ago)
― Ol Bertie Dastard, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 2:51 AM (4 months ago)

^^^ Game recognise game

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, July 2, 2008 12:36 PM (4 months ago)

wait, what?

I love a man in chloroform (salsa shark), Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:14 (eleven years ago) link

was about OBD not u

jergins, Sunday, 9 November 2008 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

IIRC, Wiggy found ILX because she was Flickr friends with Teeny. (I don't really get "Flickr friends," though.)

jaymc, Monday, 10 November 2008 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

i gotta say i like salsa shark, shes got spunk, and copy-paste skills

Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Monday, 10 November 2008 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

i think wiggy woo is steve carell actually

Uncle Shavedlongcock (max), Monday, 10 November 2008 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Powder to the. Mother. Fucking. Ceiling"
Tell me that ain't hardco'

― Maxemillian, Thursday, December 4, 2008 12:47 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and it's not much to do with clipse, but the rising synths on Pop Champagne are defo smile creating

― Maxemillian, Thursday, December 4, 2008 12:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nutz in a good way, aka bustin (some dude), Thursday, 4 December 2008 17:59 (ten years ago) link

I prefer spelling it 'deffo'.

Manchego Bay (G00blar), Thursday, 4 December 2008 18:04 (ten years ago) link

HElp me to understand please!!!!!

― f_rankle, Tuesday, December 9, 2008 7:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

sleep, Wednesday, 10 December 2008 01:36 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Coke > Pepsi
but
Diet Pepsi > Diet Coke
but
Mexican Coke [cane sugar] > American Coke [High Fructose Corn Syrup]

― Chelvis, Sunday, January 11, 2009 1:34 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

but
Diet Pepsi > Coke
and yet
Brain without tumors > Aspartame
so
Tea or Coffee > Soda

― Chelvis, Sunday, January 11, 2009 1:38 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Sunday, 11 January 2009 18:44 (ten years ago) link

next level challops!

gr8080, Sunday, 11 January 2009 18:46 (ten years ago) link

Chelvis has been around here for fucking ages, but I have no idea what his gimmick is.

you need a gimmick?

Plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 11 January 2009 18:55 (ten years ago) link

that clip is horribly unpleasant to watch. Those women's singing voices are so horrible and I like some indie music.

Plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 11 January 2009 18:59 (ten years ago) link

jesus what a horrible voice!

Lingbert, Sunday, 11 January 2009 19:05 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

Your Boring Saturday Night

"valuable" "new" posters

i'm sure he'll "blend" right in

velko, Sunday, 1 March 2009 05:10 (ten years ago) link

hahaha

u sure?

eman, Sunday, 1 March 2009 06:29 (ten years ago) link

just a feeling

a feeling i am hooked on

http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/cover/THATROANFEELING.jpg

velko, Sunday, 1 March 2009 06:40 (ten years ago) link

if that's true i have no faith in the sb system anymore

я рилли (harbl), Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:53 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure he'll "blend" right in

― velko, Sunday, March 1, 2009 6:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

loooooooool

special guest stars mark bronson, Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:56 (ten years ago) link

Burgess Meredith looks really young on that poster...
Also, Merle Oberon = WS.
On 35mm of (amyl) nitrate?

snoball, Sunday, 1 March 2009 12:59 (ten years ago) link

four months pass...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

ian, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 22:37 (ten years ago) link

Four months pass = awesome addition to the ilx code good work!!!

ian, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 22:38 (ten years ago) link

Cheers!

Keith, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 22:39 (ten years ago) link

:D

ian, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 22:40 (ten years ago) link

ahahahah i love 4 months pass

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 23:03 (ten years ago) link

its like i'm in a text adventure

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 23:04 (ten years ago) link

amazing

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 23:04 (ten years ago) link

Weird, I thought that Does Shark Matter? must have been jdchurchill's first post, but apparently he's been on I Love Cooking for years.

sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:37 (ten years ago) link

muuuuugh?

zombie, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 03:21 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

hondurian

velko, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:01 (ten years ago) link

valuable new socks

am0n, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 19:36 (ten years ago) link

nu-cutty

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 19:39 (ten years ago) link

who is it? gabbneb?

harbl, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 19:43 (ten years ago) link

gabbneb slumming.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 19:45 (ten years ago) link

i miss the neb

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 19:46 (ten years ago) link

hondurian-lohan girl

omar little, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 19:46 (ten years ago) link

everytime someone raises the spectre of hipsters, I miss burt_stanton

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 19:48 (ten years ago) link

i kind of miss neb too. i wonder if he's learned from his 102....

harbl, Thursday, 17 September 2009 00:24 (ten years ago) link

does he get to come back ever?

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 00:25 (ten years ago) link

it's surmounter II: surmounterer!

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 14:26 (ten years ago) link

yes i am new, and den wat. :P

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 14:28 (ten years ago) link

i like how you say jajajajaja. it reminds me of my friend who is from peru.

harbl, Thursday, 17 September 2009 14:30 (ten years ago) link

this site is just so addicting.

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 14:37 (ten years ago) link

:}

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 14:38 (ten years ago) link

How did you find out about it?

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 14:40 (ten years ago) link

you know i was thinking about that on my way home yesterday and i cant recall....

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 14:46 (ten years ago) link

should I feel fortunate that weren't threads speculating that I was a sockpuppet when I started here?

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:43 (ten years ago) link

u seemed too earnest to be a sock!

who the hell is conrad?

Unisom beeitchs. (Matt P), Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:53 (ten years ago) link

he's not new, but that's all i know

jergins, Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:57 (ten years ago) link

Conrad is a special friend who's most easily found on IRE

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 September 2009 18:57 (ten years ago) link

omg was i supposed to give an introduction of myself ?

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:24 (ten years ago) link

yeah here:

greetings, all

history mayne, Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:25 (ten years ago) link

hondurian - you're doing just fine ... these dudes are just giving you shit.

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 19:31 (ten years ago) link

yeah I've been here for over a year and I still get accused of being a sock...

salsa shark, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:53 (ten years ago) link

but you're the photoshop lol-bringing champ!

new clusterfuck thread will eventually provide me a funny display name (sarahel), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:54 (ten years ago) link

Salsa Shark is my girl sock tbh

― body merkin (The Reverend), Tuesday, June 23, 2009 8:40 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:S

salsa shark, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:54 (ten years ago) link

I'm glad I can bring lols to the boards with my photoshops :D

salsa shark, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:55 (ten years ago) link

i got accused of being a sock for j0hn d at one point

thomp, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:56 (ten years ago) link

one point four years after my first post

thomp, Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:56 (ten years ago) link

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOOT HI IM CANADIAN EH

― reggaeton shark (salsa shark), Wednesday, 19 November 2008 21:27 (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^one of the best 50 moments in ILX history

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 20:56 (ten years ago) link

I think this one is better

when did u get your first period

I go to my father as a doctor (he is a gyno). At the age of 12, in school one day, I realized I had gotten the big "Red Spot." I was freaking, and then realized that my father would be there to help me through it. I came home and told him and he helped me out alot. He layed me down on the bed and inserted a tampon for me. He also suggested many products for me to use , such as sponges. For the first few months he was always there and would instuct me on insertion when I needed it It took me a while to learn , but he helped me through it. I will always love him for that.

― salsa shark, Monday, July 7, 2008 4:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

salsa shark, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:04 (ten years ago) link

oh shit hahahahaha yeah that was perfect, although for the purposes of greatness I feel the reaction should be recorded as well: Ask salsa shark!

alien vs the smiths (country matters), Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:05 (ten years ago) link

These kind of uncomfortable lols are the greatest imo

O(Suggest/Ban)AMA (Z S), Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:08 (ten years ago) link

LOLsa shark

salsa shark, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:17 (ten years ago) link

omg that shit is on a hole other level of lol

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:20 (ten years ago) link

.... i really ment WHOLE not HOLE.. aja

hondurian, Thursday, 17 September 2009 21:21 (ten years ago) link

oh jeez

both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 17 September 2009 22:07 (ten years ago) link

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 17 September 2009 22:37 (ten years ago) link

wait what?

Oh, that's a laugh and not an invocation of Aja.

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:38 (ten years ago) link

jajaja/dante board

harbl, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:39 (ten years ago) link

lol

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:50 (ten years ago) link

was dante real? in your heart, what do you think?

bnw, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:52 (ten years ago) link

I don't know. I have no idea what I really sounded like when I was 13 and chatting, but I do remember surprising a few adults when I said what my age was.

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:54 (ten years ago) link

Also, I wasn't a poster when all that happened, so any threads not preserved to the new ilx I haven't seen.

bamcquern, Thursday, 17 September 2009 23:54 (ten years ago) link

should I feel fortunate that weren't threads speculating that I was a sockpuppet when I started here?

be thankful your name doesn't abbreviate to something similar to 'darramous', is all i can say.

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Friday, 18 September 2009 01:26 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

JamesPOP

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 28 December 2009 05:30 (nine years ago) link

Sexy Girls Singing Cover Songs

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 28 December 2009 05:31 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

dyao
Plasmon

(not ~really~ new, but u kno)

werewolf bar mitzvah of the xx (gbx), Friday, 12 February 2010 22:12 (nine years ago) link

zvookster

plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 12 February 2010 22:13 (nine years ago) link

not ~really~ new

caek, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:14 (nine years ago) link

dyao is a key contributor to ilh

carne asada, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:14 (nine years ago) link

why is this shit on noize board

― sanskrit, Saturday, May 26, 2007 1:01 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jeff, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:23 (nine years ago) link

yes feeling all these new posters, dyao im not as familiar with but zvook is a gerat addition to autogoon and i enjoy reading plasmon's essay-length medical posts

vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Friday, 12 February 2010 22:35 (nine years ago) link

dyao and zvook are dope posters imo

who is plasmon?

The Reverend, Friday, 12 February 2010 22:46 (nine years ago) link

see autism/vaccines thread

you live in a space battle homo cave (sic), Friday, 12 February 2010 23:05 (nine years ago) link

yes these guys is good guys

call all destroyer, Friday, 12 February 2010 23:07 (nine years ago) link

xp: tl;dr

The Reverend, Friday, 12 February 2010 23:11 (nine years ago) link

this site is just so addicting.

― hondurian, Thursday, September 17, 2009

guess he is in rehab

velko, Friday, 12 February 2010 23:14 (nine years ago) link

hondurian was a chick

sarahel, Friday, 12 February 2010 23:17 (nine years ago) link

ha you def have to have some sort of investment in the field to appreciate plasmon - don't know if he(?) posts anywhere else

vag gangsta (k3vin k.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 01:05 (nine years ago) link

hondurian was a chick

so was luna ;)

am0n, Saturday, 13 February 2010 01:12 (nine years ago) link

I'm not supposed to know who that is.

sarahel, Saturday, 13 February 2010 03:10 (nine years ago) link

neither were we ;)

am0n, Saturday, 13 February 2010 04:24 (nine years ago) link

aw <3

dyao, Saturday, 13 February 2010 08:13 (nine years ago) link

hondurian=luna?

sarahel, Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:05 (nine years ago) link

adding to dyao and zvookster -- iatee

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:06 (nine years ago) link

iatee and dyao have been around for ages, y'all!

DJ NAIR (tehresa), Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:07 (nine years ago) link

luna, valuable old poster

chris nibbs (cozen), Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:08 (nine years ago) link

iatee and dyao have been around for ages, y'all!

― DJ NAIR (tehresa), Saturday, February 13, 2010 3:07 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

new is relative since they werent posted itt

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:09 (nine years ago) link

adding to dyao and zvookster -- iatee

― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, February 13, 2010 1:06 AM Bookmark

iatee has been on ilx longer than you!

The Reverend, Saturday, 13 February 2010 09:37 (nine years ago) link

lol really?

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 10:05 (nine years ago) link

under that name or

nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 February 2010 10:05 (nine years ago) link

iatee wrote this on thread this is the thread for ilxors who are in lol college on board I Love Everything on Apr 24, 2007

I'm a 3rd year Berkeley student...in class right now...I mostly only post on threads about Berkeley. Or Israeli politics. Next year I'll be at the Sciences Po, which I guess gives me even less reason to post.

---------------------------------------------------

Jordan Sargent wrote this on thread A-Trak steals "Hustlin' Hustler"? on board I Love Music on May 13, 2007

is a-trak putting nearly the same "hustlin hustler" remix as cadence weapon's on dirty south dance a violation of some unwritten rule in the remix/dance etc. etc. community?

The Reverend, Saturday, 13 February 2010 11:30 (nine years ago) link

lol

zvookster, Saturday, 13 February 2010 16:10 (nine years ago) link

think this thread is 'sposed to be sarcastic y'all

thread is tl;dr at this stage but the meditation plasmon dropped into it fit right with the flow of it and is informed, interesting and exceptionally clear: jenny mccarthy wants your kid to get measles: autism, vaccines, and stupid idiots

zvookster, Saturday, 13 February 2010 16:14 (nine years ago) link

think this thread is 'sposed to be sarcastic y'all

yep

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Saturday, 13 February 2010 16:26 (nine years ago) link

kshighway

Mr. Que, Saturday, 13 February 2010 16:28 (nine years ago) link

i feel like Woody Allen in that one movie where he says he's qualified to plan the heist, reminding his ex-cellmate that in prison his nickname was "The Brain", and the ex-cellmate has to tell him "That was sarcasm!"

zvookster, Saturday, 13 February 2010 16:30 (nine years ago) link

but if u wanna be all sincere and shit, yeah dyao is valuable

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Saturday, 13 February 2010 16:30 (nine years ago) link

my bloody valentine "sugar"?

that was my first post on ilx fwiw

iatee, Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:32 (nine years ago) link

but yeah I only started posting w/ any regularity (and this sn) after college

iatee, Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:34 (nine years ago) link

he was wrinklepaws in college

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:38 (nine years ago) link

Sequel to Young Wrinklepaws

I'm afraid we're dealing with Garth Crooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 February 2010 17:39 (nine years ago) link

he was wrinklepaws in college

^^^^ this is joke and is not true just fyis

iatee, Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:21 (nine years ago) link

I had to write that cause if I were just someone reading this thread I prolly would have believed it

I mean who is/was wrinklepaws? just some random dude called "wrinklepaws"

iatee, Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:30 (nine years ago) link

deep

snoocki (s1ocki), Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:33 (nine years ago) link

he was chad wrinklepaws

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:38 (nine years ago) link

wrinklepaws is from the era when ilx had good sockpuppets

velko, Sunday, 14 February 2010 03:14 (nine years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 7,290 for wrinklepaws. (0.27 seconds)

sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Sunday, 14 February 2010 03:18 (nine years ago) link

lol wrinklepaws was my second oink login *sniffles*

ice cr?m, Sunday, 14 February 2010 03:19 (nine years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 1,990 for "oh, wrinklepaws". (0.22 seconds)

freebird manjunya (zvookster), Sunday, 14 February 2010 03:20 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYkJlD9h2Ls

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ban louis jagger

freebird manjunya (zvookster), Sunday, 14 February 2010 03:23 (nine years ago) link

iatee, do you go to Missouri Lounge? i play records there occasionally (tonight) and it seems to be a very collegey crowd.

jaxon, Sunday, 14 February 2010 10:44 (nine years ago) link

he moved to dan selzer dj land iirc

DJ NAIR (tehresa), Sunday, 14 February 2010 10:46 (nine years ago) link

I used to work across the street from Missouri Lounge 7 years ago, and I thought it was a front for a brothel.

sarahel, Sunday, 14 February 2010 11:19 (nine years ago) link

i heard it used to be a toilet. sort of the east bay equiv of zeitgeist

jaxon, Sunday, 14 February 2010 18:35 (nine years ago) link

yeahhh I live in dan selzer land now.

never went to missouri lounge - I didn't have a car + was underage for most of my time in the east bay....I haven't even been to the albatross.

iatee, Sunday, 14 February 2010 18:42 (nine years ago) link

I'd never even heard of missouri lounge actually - it looks fun. I wish these type of places were on shattuck instead of san pablo.

iatee, Sunday, 14 February 2010 18:49 (nine years ago) link

I work in a shoe shop and people ask me seriously to seperate their toes for them so they can try on sandals with toe-posts, the worst part is when they say shit like "I'm probably not going to buy them, I don't really like them, I just want to see how they look when they're on"

― boxedjoy, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:17 PM

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:31 (nine years ago) link

damn girl you can beat my box any time

― banaka, Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:05 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait, is she at least 18?

― banaka, Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:06 AM

the descent of mayne (am0n), Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:28 (nine years ago) link

lol

you can beat my box any time (PappaWheelie V), Saturday, 27 February 2010 16:30 (nine years ago) link

<3 nakhchivan and his corundum-clad turn of phrase

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:12 (nine years ago) link

correction: lathe of phrase

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 19:31 (nine years ago) link

kinda feel s/he isn't a noob?

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:06 (nine years ago) link

admits to being a new poster at some point, first post early february

if it's a she then please marry me, isn't though

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:08 (nine years ago) link

you wanna marry everyone

Mr. Que, Monday, 8 March 2010 20:09 (nine years ago) link

it's a sacred institution; i demand my cut

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:12 (nine years ago) link

mostly just you, q.

xpost

quincie, Monday, 8 March 2010 20:13 (nine years ago) link

they call me the homebreaker and i ain't no demolitions expert

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:14 (nine years ago) link

admits to being a new poster at some point, first post early february

if it's a she then please marry me, isn't though

― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, March 8, 2010 8:08 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

louis "not being a feminist just to score with chicks" jagger, ladies and gentlemen

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:18 (nine years ago) link

you're so on the ball, it's almost like i'd have still said that, and in the pique of full seriousness, if i wasn't 100% certain our dear nakhchivan is an english gentleman in his mid-twenties

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 20:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i49.tinypic.com/2wm4d4w.gif

am new actually but used to read ilx quite a bit 2006 ish when i last had time to waste, never registered though

good content but a little too acrimonious iirc

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:01 (nine years ago) link

dude i'm still kneeling here, you want this rock or n

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 21:04 (nine years ago) link

how many girls have heard of ariza makukula and type shit about mika vainio and godard

there's wishful thinking and then there's delusions of reference

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:09 (nine years ago) link

"or n"!

fart and crazy swag (The Reverend), Monday, 8 March 2010 21:09 (nine years ago) link

dude just buy a wig or somethin, lj doesn't have much in this world

iatee, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:10 (nine years ago) link

nah he's sound but there are extravagant forms of self-depracatory theatre that despite being english i'm not english enough to understand

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:12 (nine years ago) link

wrong about jared boretti too

nakhchivan, Monday, 8 March 2010 21:12 (nine years ago) link

wig prenup and we got a deal

ok we can disagree about lotp and punch-drunk love fine but borgetti is kinda dealbreaker

inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, 8 March 2010 21:13 (nine years ago) link

extravagant forms of self-depracatory theatre

haaa

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Monday, 8 March 2010 21:15 (nine years ago) link

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread opera on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010

oi, Shostakovich is a hack who outta be drawn 'n quartered for foisting "Moscow, Cheryomushki" on the world that never asked for it. 'is balls should be in a museum afterwards as a warnin!

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob definitely NOT have in their collection? on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010

Oi, anything by linkin park or my chemical romance. bollocks 'n not worth shit off'n outhouse

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob's 12 CDs be? on board I Love Music on Mar 13, 2010

are you serious? is 'e fookin' serious? John Cage? fuckin' chance music motherfuck i wouldn't pay 'alf a gallon of piss to listen to that shite and i like David Tudor!

geezus christ give a gorilla a taxicab and next thing you know, corbin bernsen becomes mayor...

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob's 12 CDs be? on board I Love Music on Mar 13, 2010

...you're funny. you're a funny man. is that bein' nice? do i come up to you and say 'eh i'm M@tt H31g3s0n the hard-on?'.

Jesus criminy i'm in a warehouse of gay lunacy and i've misplaced my fiddle

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread WOODY HARRELSON on board I Love Everything on Mar 13, 2010

woody motherfuckin' harrelson? Oi, now i have seen it all. shite actor yet all of the womens are just in line to deliver him the booty. an' i cannot say i approve cos dude looks like grownup version of dennis the menace only alcoholic....fuck that shit

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:03 (nine years ago) link

oi vey

max, Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:40 (nine years ago) link

i value him

more like soccidental (velko), Saturday, 13 March 2010 01:47 (nine years ago) link

@ how much?

Was coming here to post him.

t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:38 (nine years ago) link

i mean say what you want about him but this is a hell of a line:

Jesus criminy i'm in a warehouse of gay lunacy and i've misplaced my fiddle

call all destroyer, Saturday, 13 March 2010 02:56 (nine years ago) link

ilx entering its baroque phase

ice cr?m, Saturday, 13 March 2010 03:21 (nine years ago) link

its ba-something phase that's for sure

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 13 March 2010 05:58 (nine years ago) link

eh i'm M@tt H31g3s0n the hard-on?

goole, Saturday, 13 March 2010 06:04 (nine years ago) link

came here to see if there were guesses on which regular that is & what's motivating him

the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:35 (nine years ago) link

if it is a sock, i'd like to hope it's noodle vague

oh shit sorry another useless post (acoleuthic), Saturday, 13 March 2010 14:37 (nine years ago) link

pretty sure it's this dude
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/ginger-sock-man.jpg

more like soccidental (velko), Saturday, 13 March 2010 17:38 (nine years ago) link

He's pretending to be English but he's doing it wrong.

Colonel Poo, Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:14 (nine years ago) link

socksplosion!

broanna brewsome (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:16 (nine years ago) link

oi, so wattehfuck am i not gettin' about 30 rock, every episode i've seen i've been all like 'well fok wot the hell just happened' and then hobble off to the kitchen for some bourbon and brie, mebbe some skittles....

― Sexplosion!

more like soccidental (velko), Saturday, 13 March 2010 19:38 (nine years ago) link

a sock in need of darning, this one.

ade or nabisco - i get em confused (stevie), Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:10 (nine years ago) link

that sock is like ninth rate garu g

hitler runoff (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 March 2010 20:30 (nine years ago) link

Post-Rock/Math-Rock

Markelby's Greasy Spoon (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 March 2010 10:13 (nine years ago) link

Jihad Jane

sodamrongerbot (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 26 March 2010 23:54 (nine years ago) link

30 Rock is still enjoyable, but has yet to match such previous high points as, "Would you call what we did last night sex?"

Parks & Rec is slowly getting better, mainly due to Aziz Ansari.

The Office either treads water or tries to out-wacky itself; both are equally dull.

Community...well, I despise Chevy Chase with a passion. Never once found him funny in anything. And the strength of the case and the writing is such that I can easily tune him out (or it makes him halfway tolerable).

― Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Tuesday, March 30, 2010 3:47 PM

☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:54 (nine years ago) link

http://www.lesnikowski.com/whois/Whois_box3d.jpg

☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 19:56 (nine years ago) link

http://www.tarfumes.com/

max, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:01 (nine years ago) link

rip mr wizard

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:09 (nine years ago) link

A political & humor blog also featuring movie & TV drinking games and other humor, funny signs, and ways to make money off the internet.

☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 20:15 (nine years ago) link

Okay the problem is.

I posted a number of threads under anonymity. Now my full name is attached to them.

This is a mistake or someone's prank. But it needs to be solved.

Who can get this done?

― Herbee, Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:56 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I will take legal action if this is not solved, but I;'m sure it will not come to that.

― Herbee, Thursday, April 1, 2010 1:57 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

iatee, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:01 (nine years ago) link

maybe it will ;)

drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:03 (nine years ago) link

please let it!

full government name (cutty), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:09 (nine years ago) link

how can you be a new poster if you started a bunch of threads 3 years ago no one remembered until you came back and made a massive scene about it

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:14 (nine years ago) link

beep beep

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:15 (nine years ago) link

dan I will answer that question but only when my attorney is present

iatee, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:17 (nine years ago) link

this dude is not new--he is a valuable old poster

max, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:17 (nine years ago) link

yeah he's very active

velko, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:18 (nine years ago) link

Colin C.

― gff, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 6:57 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

max, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:22 (nine years ago) link

^^^ alreday in this thread

max, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:22 (nine years ago) link

oic

iatee, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:23 (nine years ago) link

i have no memory of this guy at all

goole, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:32 (nine years ago) link

i love a meta trainwreck but damn i must have the alzheimers now

goole, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:33 (nine years ago) link

it's true, I've seen yr file

drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:34 (nine years ago) link

hi!

goole, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:36 (nine years ago) link

we've met

drink more beer and the doctor is a heghog (gbx), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:38 (nine years ago) link

i lold

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:52 (nine years ago) link

piping hot bowl of grits

Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:56 (nine years ago) link

piping hot bowel of shits

aarrissi-a-roni, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:01 (nine years ago) link

"guy who doesn't like bands"

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:02 (nine years ago) link

surprised nobody's crying sock

we are now in the post-post-sock era

caek, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:05 (nine years ago) link

we are all socks

Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:07 (nine years ago) link

the question is. . . who is our puppetmaster?

Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:07 (nine years ago) link

a sock that posts "fuck joanna newsom" is probably the most boring thing i can think of and anyone responsible should be ashamed 4 lyfe

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:07 (nine years ago) link

fuck joanna newsome

Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:08 (nine years ago) link

sock say hi to me

This is all covered in The End of Hysteria and the Last SBan by Francis Sockuyama.

longer lasting, thicker elections (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:10 (nine years ago) link

a non-sock posting "fuck joanna newsom" is just mr. que

call all destroyer, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:10 (nine years ago) link

;)

Mr. Que, Thursday, 15 April 2010 15:10 (nine years ago) link

sock calling is like the henfap of nu-nu-post-

[
insert
]
-ilx

plax (ico), Thursday, 15 April 2010 19:24 (nine years ago) link

EdKranepool69

livestock crush (velko), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:10 (nine years ago) link

that didn't take long

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah but come on

plax (ico), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:12 (nine years ago) link

ah that video just makes that suicide sample even more intense.

― borntohula, Monday, April 26, 2010 10:12 AM

am0n, Monday, 26 April 2010 18:06 (nine years ago) link

not that new a poster i don't think?

Jolyon Swagg (jim in glasgow), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:18 (nine years ago) link

not really in glasgow

dispariiiijjjj 'white ppl' (velko), Monday, 26 April 2010 18:19 (nine years ago) link

huh i guess not. i must miss a lot of names by not reading the daily shitpile of ilm ;)

am0n, Monday, 26 April 2010 18:38 (nine years ago) link

;)

kill whiney (cutty), Monday, 26 April 2010 21:20 (nine years ago) link

AFK, gotta check my oven to see how my methamphetamine is coming along....

― Lee626, Friday, April 30, 2010 10:59 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 30 April 2010 15:24 (nine years ago) link

jesse?

i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:53 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

banaka is a superstar in the making

rahni, Friday, 21 May 2010 21:43 (nine years ago) link

banaka is are a superstar in the making

dud rock (crüt), Friday, 21 May 2010 21:47 (nine years ago) link

lol, examples? haven't seen his/her posts.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 21:49 (nine years ago) link

their posts

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Friday, 21 May 2010 21:49 (nine years ago) link

ah

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 May 2010 21:49 (nine years ago) link

lol curtis

sveltko (k3vin k.), Friday, 21 May 2010 23:50 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

btw net also exists for making sexualized indiepuns and captioning anthropomorphized indiedogs

― del griffith, Thursday, June 10, 2010 12:38 PM (Yesterday)

cutty, Friday, 11 June 2010 11:21 (nine years ago) link

is del short for derek?

fuckd and bombd (r1o natsume), Friday, 11 June 2010 14:41 (nine years ago) link

kinda reminds me of some vintage era ian spack style trolling, with just a hint of garu g thrown in for good measure

fuckd and bombd (r1o natsume), Friday, 11 June 2010 14:43 (nine years ago) link

how do you guys know all this stuff?

plax (ico), Friday, 11 June 2010 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Hi everyone. Come in and pick up the new deluxe vinyl LP edition of Metallica's classic album "Load". If it's not in the store, I can special order it for you. Stop by and ask for Jason.

― Best Buy, Thursday, June 24, 2010 12:16 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

kkvgz, Thursday, 24 June 2010 16:21 (nine years ago) link

http://loutube.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/napster-baaad1.jpg

ksh, Thursday, 24 June 2010 16:35 (nine years ago) link

i str8 up lol'd at Best Buy Jason. A+++++ socking itt.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 24 June 2010 17:03 (nine years ago) link

It is cracking my shit up too.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 24 June 2010 18:26 (nine years ago) link

Thursday, June 24, 2010 4:25 PM Site Best Buy has been banned permanently.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

del griffith, Friday, 25 June 2010 02:41 (nine years ago) link

fascism

max, Friday, 25 June 2010 03:14 (nine years ago) link

was gonna call the Geek Squad to unban Best Buy but then I realized they're sorta banned too now O_O

ksh, Friday, 25 June 2010 04:49 (nine years ago) link

i thought geek squad was an independent entity!

ian, Friday, 25 June 2010 05:41 (nine years ago) link

\(O_O)/

ksh, Friday, 25 June 2010 10:58 (nine years ago) link

it became self aware June 25, 2010

LB (latebloomer), Saturday, 26 June 2010 01:49 (nine years ago) link

Friday, June 25, 2010 12:12 PM Site Best Buy 2 has been banned permanently.

sarahel, Saturday, 26 June 2010 02:27 (nine years ago) link

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 2

del griffith, Saturday, 26 June 2010 02:50 (nine years ago) link

corporations have a right to free speech?

bnw, Saturday, 26 June 2010 03:24 (nine years ago) link

let us not speak ill of the dead bro

del griffith, Saturday, 26 June 2010 03:29 (nine years ago) link

bros smelting bros

I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 June 2010 05:18 (nine years ago) link

i have ONE rule on slsk... you must share your entire library...mot just 2 tracks. ALL "no files shared" leeches are immediately banned without warning....fuck leeches. everyone else is welcome. now if you want to be on my user list, the rules are a little tougher. the way i see it..those on my list get front of the line access to my 50000 high quality tracks, so they need to have the kind of files i want for the privilege of getting that access. the bottom line is this; the person with the files can run their shit in any which way they damn well please...and those who want files from them just need to shut the fuck up and follow a few simple rules...or look elsewhere.

― dhectorg, Saturday, June 26, 2010 5:48 PM (Yesterday)

cutty, Sunday, 27 June 2010 12:29 (nine years ago) link

more like dhitlerg

Hans-Jörg Butt (harbl), Sunday, 27 June 2010 12:36 (nine years ago) link

Hannibal DHectorg?

"I ate a leecher's liver with some fava beans and a little Chianti"

display-name aesthete (snoball), Sunday, 27 June 2010 12:41 (nine years ago) link

haha "dhitlerg"

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Sunday, 27 June 2010 13:03 (nine years ago) link

so glad i never figured out how to use soulseek. sounds like a nightmare.

scott seward, Sunday, 27 June 2010 13:55 (nine years ago) link

sounds like a seinfeld episode starring whiney g

caek, Sunday, 27 June 2010 13:58 (nine years ago) link

who was "Lady"

Mr. Zomg 6 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 27 June 2010 14:01 (nine years ago) link

plus, i just always hated the idea of some creepy dude rooting around in my computer for some lost soul nuggets. ick. nerd ghosts getting sticky fingers all over my motherboard.

scott seward, Sunday, 27 June 2010 14:20 (nine years ago) link

who was "Lady"

― Mr. Zomg 6 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, June 27, 2010 9:01 AM (41 minutes ago)

Serial messageboard evictee and attention whore, the ever-hopeful Paul Edward Wagemann.

Grisly Addams (WmC), Sunday, 27 June 2010 14:44 (nine years ago) link

you would think he would've trolled a bit better than that...

incredible length (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 27 June 2010 14:46 (nine years ago) link

arby's? new or regular with new user name?

sarahel, Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:33 (nine years ago) link

arby's is rabies

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:34 (nine years ago) link

well, i still value him

sarahel, Sunday, 27 June 2010 18:34 (nine years ago) link

you would think he would've trolled a bit better than that...

you would?

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:58 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

this song is an abomination, but the speed in which it has become popular is encouraging for us promoters of collective action. we are working on a similar song with a subversive message encoded.

― rage for the machine (banaka), Sunday, August 22, 2010 9:31 PM (Yesterday)

lovin these dudes

k3vin k., Tuesday, 24 August 2010 04:09 (nine years ago) link

vicbowling

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 23:54 (nine years ago) link

loooool

worthy rappinghood (zvookster), Thursday, 2 September 2010 00:15 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Ante Up is the best song of the decade and possibly my lifetime (the final "nigga" at the end is so triumphant!), so of course I voted for Jenny & the Ess-Dog. I was thinking about it earlier this week, for some reason. I can't even remember the tune, but back then me and my friends would call each other ___-Dog because of it and it was kind of a funny thing, LOL.

― Princess TamTam, Saturday, October 16, 2010 11:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

underrated bobos I have honked (some dude), Sunday, 17 October 2010 14:37 (nine years ago) link

http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif

markers, Sunday, 17 October 2010 16:02 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Also seeing all the girls you used to have a crush on getting married and closing the door forever!! Luckily I got married this year because honestly I feel that by the time I'm 27-28 there will be no good single girls left! (that aren't like, 40 and once-divorced)

― frogbs, Wednesday, November 17, 2010 9:37 AM Bookmark

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:46 (nine years ago) link

Lightfoot; such a classic. I live in WI and the song gives me chills every time I hear it. One of the greatest narratives in song I can think of.

― frogbs, Wednesday, November 10, 2010 8:57 AM Bookmark

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:47 (nine years ago) link

New York Post's headline: Favre comes up short. Good to see someone having fun with it.

― frogbs, Wednesday, October 13, 2010 12:59 PM Bookmark

http://tinyurl.com/koalalala (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 15:48 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

difficult listening hour (in a sincere way btw, not in the original spirit of this thread)

dayo, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:21 (eight years ago) link

I assumed that was an existing poster, is it not?

1981 Nothing happened. (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 21:14 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

hope PP is being serious upthread

acoleuthic, Thursday, 10 February 2011 15:38 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

frogbs

female nube (Lamp), Monday, 7 March 2011 22:29 (eight years ago) link

yes

corey, Monday, 7 March 2011 22:37 (eight years ago) link

found a cell phone today & got it back to the person w/ pretty much no effort besides getting into a mildly frustrating texting session coordinating w the dude who came to pick it up & i kept thinking of that

flopson, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:29 (eight years ago) link

I get frogbs and flopson mixed up

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:40 (eight years ago) link

SeanWayne

diebro (buzza), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 03:42 (eight years ago) link

I get frogbs and flopson mixed up
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam)

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 21:26 (eight years ago) link

me too

australian rules football quarterback (electricsound), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 22:18 (eight years ago) link

poor flopson :/

millions now eating will never diet (Lamp), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 22:39 (eight years ago) link

hi frogbs

buzza, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 23:02 (eight years ago) link

hahaha lamp otm

ENBB, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 23:35 (eight years ago) link

frogbs and nakhchivan both "big-upped" by l0u1s jagg3r iirc ~interesting tidbit~

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 23:47 (eight years ago) link

pobre mio

frogbs (flopson), Thursday, 10 March 2011 00:47 (eight years ago) link

difficult listening hour (in a sincere way btw, not in the original spirit of this thread)

― dayo, Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:21 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

this guy is just destroyin it lately

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Friday, 11 March 2011 04:19 (eight years ago) link

wasn't he a different poster before?

iatee, Friday, 11 March 2011 04:22 (eight years ago) link

nah, I think he used to be a stylus writer tho

Slow lorax loves getting tickled (dayo), Friday, 11 March 2011 04:25 (eight years ago) link

yeah best addition in a long time, kiu dlh

max, Friday, 11 March 2011 04:53 (eight years ago) link

agreed

ENBB, Friday, 11 March 2011 11:09 (eight years ago) link

fifthed

Achillean Heel (darraghmac), Friday, 11 March 2011 11:10 (eight years ago) link

sixthed

HI DEGGERE (c sharp major), Friday, 11 March 2011 11:12 (eight years ago) link

77d

I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 March 2011 16:02 (eight years ago) link

<3 dayo

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 11 March 2011 17:43 (eight years ago) link

this dude's posts in the wire thread were great

deej, Friday, 11 March 2011 18:11 (eight years ago) link

<3 DLHr.

Are we actually sure that frogs isn't a sock? Because one more post about bagging ugly chicks and I'm going to sock HIM.

go peddle your bullshit somewhere else sister (Laurel), Wednesday, 23 March 2011 21:55 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

has been around for several months now

sarahel, Sunday, 22 May 2011 15:23 (eight years ago) link

mostly political threads iirc?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 22 May 2011 17:01 (eight years ago) link

gr80 might have taken an interest because said poster posted about Ulver?

sarahel, Sunday, 22 May 2011 17:05 (eight years ago) link

buffandmaxsmom

and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 05:20 (eight years ago) link

otm

hillybilly death worship (absolutely clean glasses), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 09:20 (eight years ago) link

goin ham

and the suggest banned tweeted on (dayo), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 03:30 (eight years ago) link

LOL im loving the hate these guys get on these things.joke is they do it on purpose to filter out certain types of people.everyone foolishly falls into it..they actually seem pretty smart and switched on from when we met in ny.theres rather large disdain for the music scene they seem to have.i dont think they want to be liked by the likes of us at all.by the looks of it ,thats been achieved.
zee irony killz

― jefftremane, Wednesday, May 25, 2011 6:21 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Señor Smang (some dude), Thursday, 26 May 2011 00:10 (eight years ago) link

my eyes are dying!!! -- jefftremane, if you're reading this, please for the sake of my declining vision put a space after each sentence

☃ (markers), Thursday, 26 May 2011 00:21 (eight years ago) link

I like that intentionality somehow exempts someone from making shitty music.

corey, Thursday, 26 May 2011 03:16 (eight years ago) link

Thursday, May 26, 2011 3:02 PM Site buffandmaxsmom has been temporarily banned.

buzza, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:06 (eight years ago) link

Spottie_Ottie_Dope

max tldr (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:07 (eight years ago) link

xp why?

sarahel, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:12 (eight years ago) link

gross pics, appeals to constitutional protection

contenderizer, Thursday, 26 May 2011 21:17 (eight years ago) link

Spottie has been a for real good poster and I don't just say this bcuz his taste is close to mine

lebroner (D-40), Thursday, 26 May 2011 22:58 (eight years ago) link

who is latham green?

brodie to the max (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:10 (eight years ago) link

one of adam autumn almanac's ~10 usernames iirc

caek, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:11 (eight years ago) link

Latham Green = Mike Hanle y, one of the original ILM posters

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:12 (eight years ago) link

a valuable old poster from earliest times
xp

what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:13 (eight years ago) link

ha, should have realized a rush thread didn't seem like AA's style

caek, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 17:33 (eight years ago) link

oh ok, guess I shouldn't have ribbed the dude for starting the 1000th vegetarians thread.

sleeve, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:43 (eight years ago) link

wow thats hanley...wow.

Bert Macklin, F.B.I. (thebingo), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 19:49 (eight years ago) link

ha, should have realized a rush thread didn't seem like AA's style

LOL wut, Ad is a big proghead.

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 22:10 (eight years ago) link

how did anybody figure out it was mike hanle y

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:13 (eight years ago) link

didn't he say that's who he was?

sarahel, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:15 (eight years ago) link

Apart from the fact hanle y's been Latham Green for some years now you mean?

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:23 (eight years ago) link

hiding in plain sight

lolford brimley (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:25 (eight years ago) link

I just realized that I was mentally conflating Latham Green with DG.

jaymc, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:53 (eight years ago) link

he's been posting as Latham Green for a while!

LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:54 (eight years ago) link

― Latham Green (hanle y 3000), Friday, January 20, 2006 11:01 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 00:54 (eight years ago) link

YEah I already said that :/

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 01:03 (eight years ago) link

Is this an officially documented failure of jaymc.xls?!?

mh, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 01:03 (eight years ago) link

http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content07/malfunctioning-eddie.jpg

dayo, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:03 (eight years ago) link

he used to be so much funnier

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 03:01 (eight years ago) link

Is this an officially documented failure of jaymc.xls?!?

I think I've been out of it for a while now!

jaymc, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 15:35 (eight years ago) link

he's uh...starting a lot of threads

max tldr (k3vin k.), Thursday, 2 June 2011 01:22 (eight years ago) link

I have never really understood why that is a problem in of itself?

The man who mistook his life for a FAP (Trayce), Thursday, 2 June 2011 01:26 (eight years ago) link

could be seen as someone threadbombing the board, esp. if there's little/no content

corey, Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:12 (eight years ago) link

look at that alfdong

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:23 (eight years ago) link

sorry, i just missed gay alf. didn't really have a better place to put it.

scott seward, Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:25 (eight years ago) link

http://hipsterjew.com/files/2010/05/tattoo.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:25 (eight years ago) link

okay, i'm good.

scott seward, Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:25 (eight years ago) link

tyvm

corey, Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:35 (eight years ago) link

hanle y is true orig dada gangster of ilx, he can do no wrong

one dis leads to another (ian), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:54 (eight years ago) link

otm

there is no such thing as a hanle y thread that lacks content

LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Thursday, 2 June 2011 16:49 (eight years ago) link

^^^

dayo, Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:47 (eight years ago) link

co-signed

my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 June 2011 22:23 (eight years ago) link

Mike Hanle y

this one brings it

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 June 2011 22:47 (eight years ago) link

customer serve-ass

^oh the laughters out loud

bite this display name (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 June 2011 22:49 (eight years ago) link

wow you have completely forced me to change my opinion, congratulations sir

my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 June 2011 23:22 (eight years ago) link

latham green useta be mike hanle y, ie he is not new by any stretch? or has this already been covered?

You made the right choice, Deanne... (stevie), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:10 (eight years ago) link

the last bazillion posts were selling Neandersan te on the fact that hanle y is a classic poster, so yeah

mh, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:16 (eight years ago) link

in fact that is secretly what all of ilx is "about"

Germans freaking LOVE being naked. (Matt P), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:18 (eight years ago) link

Infinity : really endless?

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:45 (eight years ago) link

the last bazillion posts were selling Neandersan te on the fact that hanle y is a classic poster, so yeah

― mh, Monday, June 13, 2011 4:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

nuh uh it was k3vin k! i've always liked hanle y!

my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 June 2011 22:47 (eight years ago) link

Mount Cleaners

gr8080, Sunday, 26 June 2011 15:00 (eight years ago) link

hi Mount Cleaners

am0n, Sunday, 26 June 2011 15:20 (eight years ago) link

mount wieners

☂ (max), Sunday, 26 June 2011 15:23 (eight years ago) link

where can Mount Cleaners be found?

the mods must be crazy 2 (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 27 June 2011 14:03 (eight years ago) link

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call all destroyer, Monday, 27 June 2011 14:06 (eight years ago) link

cool thanks

the mods must be crazy 2 (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 27 June 2011 14:09 (eight years ago) link

ilx has a search function

gr8080, Monday, 27 June 2011 18:05 (eight years ago) link

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call all destroyer, Monday, 27 June 2011 18:09 (eight years ago) link

came here to say "mount cleaners" and was beaten to the punch

omar little, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 19:51 (eight years ago) link

mount wieners

― ☂ (max), Sunday, June 26, 2011 11:23 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

☂ (max), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 21:11 (eight years ago) link

max groaners

hoovers like jagger (some dude), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 01:35 (eight years ago) link

s-Rite

buzza, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 03:25 (eight years ago) link

lol knew it

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 03:25 (eight years ago) link

dicke baerd

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 03:26 (eight years ago) link

http://blog.timesunion.com/realestate/files/2010/11/shoprite1.jpg

buzza, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 03:27 (eight years ago) link

http://maebmij.org/~jim/shop-s-mart.jpg

Bloompsday (Trayce), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 12:06 (eight years ago) link

Wednesday, July 6, 2011 5:16 AM Site s-Rite has been banned permanently. common garden variety troll

mods did fake marissa (buzza), Wednesday, 6 July 2011 17:21 (eight years ago) link

;_; it's sad he was a person who asked what is love

markers, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 17:26 (eight years ago) link

AND FOR THAT HE WAS BANNED -- THANKS FOR TORCHING ILX'S SYMPOSIUM, BASED MODS

markers, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 17:26 (eight years ago) link

well, i guess we could keep writing our symposium, but i have no will to do so now that the leader of the project is gone

markers, Wednesday, 6 July 2011 17:27 (eight years ago) link

yawn

corey, Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:08 (eight years ago) link

System!

sarahel, Thursday, 7 July 2011 02:14 (eight years ago) link

"I'm looking for the symposium."

Last Friday Night (G.T.F.O.) (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:59 (eight years ago) link

dave cool

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:16 (eight years ago) link

i'm honored

dave cool, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:17 (eight years ago) link

I dig your style dave, seems very laid-back, chill

iatee, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:18 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3FGJW.jpg

gr8080, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:18 (eight years ago) link

so cool, he's hot, so hot, he's dave

del griffith, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:18 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/k9rMv.png

gr8080, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:19 (eight years ago) link

so glad there's a cool new poster on ilx

dayo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:20 (eight years ago) link

his name is dave

g++ (gbx), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:22 (eight years ago) link

google result # 4 for dave cool: http://www.pollsb.com/photos/40/351994-dave_cool.jpg

remy bean, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:24 (eight years ago) link

¬_¬

laughing stalk (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 01:24 (eight years ago) link

Ban d4ve c00l

dave qool (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 02:02 (eight years ago) link

hey dave cool how often do you smirk and fart at the same time

del griffith, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 02:13 (eight years ago) link

looking fwd to dave cool's cultural studies for make benefit great nation of kool-aid land

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 03:09 (eight years ago) link

alright so who is it?

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:21 (eight years ago) link

dane cook

mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:27 (eight years ago) link

my mans dc my mans

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:37 (eight years ago) link

HOOS, your upbeat attitude is an inspiration to us all http://www2b.abc.net.au/tmb/BoardFiles/164/Emoticons/sunglasses.gif

past life utah saints (dave cool), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:37 (eight years ago) link

<3

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:07 (eight years ago) link

\http://www2b.abc.net.au/tmb/BoardFiles/164/Emoticons/sunglasses.gif/

markers, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 20:09 (eight years ago) link

youre all just a bunch of jokers

Drugs A. Money, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:25 (eight years ago) link

dave cool? yay!

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:58 (eight years ago) link

*golf clap*

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 21:58 (eight years ago) link

dave cool is cool http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

steady yachting (Pillbox), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 22:45 (eight years ago) link

hi Mount Cleaners

― am0n

buzza, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 16:57 (eight years ago) link

http://www.karcherresidential.com/en/images/subpages/rushmore_bottom.jpg

buzza, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 17:45 (eight years ago) link

That's some razorburn right there.

 (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 18:42 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Turrican

buzza, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:34 (eight years ago) link

i respect anybody called Turrican tbh

placeholder for weak pun (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:39 (eight years ago) link

Turrican is a 1989 video game programmed and designed by Manfred Trenz.

markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:40 (eight years ago) link

exackly

http://www.factor5.de/images/site_art/t2_1.gif

placeholder for weak pun (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:42 (eight years ago) link

Turrican's not wasting any time.

Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:54 (eight years ago) link

n00bin "Turrican" Carter

buzza, Monday, 5 September 2011 22:59 (eight years ago) link

Turrican i kick it?

placeholder for weak pun (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:59 (eight years ago) link

This is the image i have in my head of turrican
http://i2.listal.com/image/20613/600full-turrican-screenshot.jpg

thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 September 2011 23:16 (eight years ago) link

My good god isn't Miranda Sawyer a pig

― lambchopelbow, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 10:13 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Amazing pic of the universe! - VERY NSFW (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 22:46 (eight years ago) link

scrubsfan

sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:16 (eight years ago) link

turrican seems kool

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:34 (eight years ago) link

where is s/he posting?

stalk me shithead (from the makers of tickle me elmo) (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:34 (eight years ago) link

classic rock threadz mostly

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:44 (eight years ago) link

rustic italian flatbread

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:42 (eight years ago) link

kingkongvsgodzilla!

rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:46 (eight years ago) link

shit, have I been valuable already?

rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:46 (eight years ago) link

I have a question: is even water necessary inside the vagina? Doesn't the vagina clean itself? Should you be shooting water up there?

― rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:46 (2 minutes ago)

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:49 (eight years ago) link

cmon nakh, you can take any innocent quote out of context like that and make it look O_o

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

water ... in my vagina?
rustic italian flatbread ... etc.

and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

caustic irish sodabread xp

diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I mean, I was directly referencing the original post in a thread about vaginas.

rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

oh, that's actually fair enough, i assumed differently and was being sarcastic tbh

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 18:58 (eight years ago) link

i really like that username there

you got me again, beets!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:10 (eight years ago) link

[subway joke]

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:11 (eight years ago) link

loool. it's a starbucks reference though.

rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:16 (eight years ago) link

forks obv referring to my work of genius

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:17 (eight years ago) link

and hoosteen referring to a sandwich shop.

rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:25 (eight years ago) link

. . . "new" poster, eh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:27 (eight years ago) link

newsteen

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:30 (eight years ago) link

YOU ARE THE WORST

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:31 (eight years ago) link

why

talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:35 (eight years ago) link

Remove Bookmark from this Thread

rustic italian flatbread, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:35 (eight years ago) link

late to the party

What happened to such a cute girl. Trying hard to look like a ho. That she would denigrate herself like that, maybe she is or was abused!

― Die, Foghat, Die (Mount Cleaners), Thursday, September 15, 2011 4:51 PM Bookmark

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:53 (eight years ago) link

us steel I think but has an older username too which I can't remember right now

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 16:54 (eight years ago) link

oh man if that was us_steel i would be p pleased

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:04 (eight years ago) link

I thought someone had worked that out a while back? I might be confused but I'm sure I remember reading that.

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:04 (eight years ago) link

I have been operating under that assumption.

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:06 (eight years ago) link

us steel is a longtime ilx/internet 'personality'

max, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:08 (eight years ago) link

i heard that he will take lumps from softer demand but stock still worth $37

a fake wannabe trying to be a pimp (history mayne), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:10 (eight years ago) link

yeah - I just can't remember for the life of me who it is? It wasn't MM, was it?

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:10 (eight years ago) link

also he was axing nonunion retiree health plan‎ :(

a fake wannabe trying to be a pimp (history mayne), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:11 (eight years ago) link

did the previous verz of this conversation get deleted? i was sure it was itt

anyway i think its keri or s.thing like that there was a whole ed article but i cant find it anymore

Lamp, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:16 (eight years ago) link

more like KK.

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:16 (eight years ago) link

x-post - yeah, that's what I remembered too

your mom the burrito (ENBB), Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:18 (eight years ago) link

Lamp, it was the username translation thread.

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 15 September 2011 17:19 (eight years ago) link

Clusterfuck Summary Corner, now with C. Thomas Howell

sry mrkrs (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:59 (eight years ago) link

about US Steel/KK

lol @ how everybody is like "look at us steel, the crazy new racist troll that just outed herself in the cheating thread." if only we had known.

sry mrkrs (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 16 September 2011 13:00 (eight years ago) link

if'n you dun like dis album suck a dick dipped in olive oil

― kyle2trill, Monday, September 19, 2011 1:44 AM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 19 September 2011 00:57 (eight years ago) link

Beat me to it

moonshit journey to caca (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 19 September 2011 01:01 (eight years ago) link

man fuck ryan dombal, ian cohen, tom breihan they wack alluvem

dug ur gucci revues tho d-40

― kyle2trill, Thursday, September 15, 2011 6:09 PM

markers, Monday, 19 September 2011 01:02 (eight years ago) link

just about to say

ima.tumblr.com (@imsothin) (m bison), Monday, 19 September 2011 01:02 (eight years ago) link

is that the homie luriqua

max, Monday, 19 September 2011 01:16 (eight years ago) link

no man it's kyle2trill

zvookster, Monday, 19 September 2011 01:49 (eight years ago) link

a bit 2 trill if u ask me

flopson, Monday, 19 September 2011 01:55 (eight years ago) link

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:05 (eight years ago) link

and2what

am0n, Monday, 19 September 2011 15:16 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hypehat

buzza, Thursday, 6 October 2011 00:54 (eight years ago) link

don't believe it

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:23 (eight years ago) link

don't believe the hat

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 6 October 2011 14:11 (eight years ago) link

it's a turban

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 October 2011 17:11 (eight years ago) link

suggest turban

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Thursday, 6 October 2011 20:36 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

John Lennon

buzza, Monday, 24 October 2011 02:34 (eight years ago) link

"hear & now" are STINKAH!
"human music" are P Dick's "martian time slip"
"orinet" an "blue lake" is very good pleasure

― iglu ferrignu, Thursday, October 27, 2011 12:45 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 27 October 2011 19:58 (eight years ago) link

Is the vietnemese rhino completely extinct now then? Can it be argued that it had cone to its natural end? All species change and evolve, or die out. Admittedly we done it with our massive guns, but survival of the fittest and all that?
― Imagineering since 1850 (captain rosie), Thursday, October 27, 2011

Rhinos with bullet proof skin, pandas with enormous killer teeth, cows with massive talons. Every animal should have the right to defend themselves. Rule of nature should be, if you can't kill it with hand to hand combat, you can't kill it at all. Thus beautiful Rhinos survive, we eat rabbit more often (could fight one of those easy) and animals have a better chance of defending themselves. Easy.
― Imagineering since 1850 (captain rosie), Thursday, October 27, 2011

Hang on, what about all the new creatures and mammals that we discover every year? Does that kind of cancel it out?
I read somewhere (think it was new scientist) that there is a part of the ocean we haven't explored yet. With loads of new fish and stuff.
― Imagineering since 1850 (captain rosie), Thursday, October 27, 2011

almost certainly a sock, but...

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:01 (eight years ago) link

it seems iglu ferrignu is a kewl regular i haven't seen around. my bad!

runaway (Matt P), Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:07 (eight years ago) link

rosie's been posting for at least like 10 months....made some comment on Charlie Brown or something a while ago, I think...

Neanderthal, Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:08 (eight years ago) link

gotta be fucking around tho' right?

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 October 2011 22:11 (eight years ago) link

almost certainly a sock, but...

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, October 27, 2011 6:01 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

aren't you in the best position to find this out

dayo, Friday, 28 October 2011 02:06 (eight years ago) link

i don't like to spoil the fun

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 October 2011 02:21 (eight years ago) link

Neanderthal commented on captain rosie

buzza, Friday, 28 October 2011 02:32 (eight years ago) link

classic fakeout from buzza

badg, Friday, 28 October 2011 05:02 (eight years ago) link

meat to pleased you (flame grilled meat)

nakhchivan, Friday, 28 October 2011 12:00 (eight years ago) link

capt. rosie reads more like a grout/dog latin creation imo

jabba hands, Friday, 28 October 2011 12:41 (eight years ago) link

I find myself hoping iglu ferrignu is Thomas Pynchon or something...

she blinded me with scions (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 31 October 2011 17:22 (eight years ago) link

cliff martinez must not deserves to get bat pig disease.
steven soderbergh must deserves to get bat pig disease.
i say science words really serious and frown now.
oh no you actors who do good performing will die of bat pig disease.
even janitor man we forgot about but i shake your hand.
i have no difference if any theses people has bat pig disease or don't.
in the panda's den was better.
he should had will smith an jeff globloom.
then i have become happy.

― iglu ferrignu, Tuesday, November 1, 2011 12:01 PM (11 hours ago)

hmm

goole, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 04:23 (eight years ago) link

Jeff Glob

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:40 (eight years ago) link

Damn Zing. Take two.

Jeff Globloom will get bat pig disease when pigs fly.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:42 (eight years ago) link

lol

lone tripster syndrome (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 14:08 (eight years ago) link

cock chirea

rayueluna (velko), Thursday, 3 November 2011 05:41 (eight years ago) link

Raw Power is definitely the most stoned album

lone tripster syndrome (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 3 November 2011 05:44 (eight years ago) link

Turrican

― buzza, Monday, September 5, 2011 10:34 PM (2 months ago)

buzza way out in front on the valuable new posters. if there is one thing ILM has always lacked, it is an earnest poster with a fond regard for their own opinion and a keen understanding of the necessity of expressing that opinion again if someone disagrees. i am just glad i was still alive to witness it.

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 7 November 2011 21:15 (eight years ago) link

:( !!!

Turrican, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 00:27 (eight years ago) link

you're doing fine turrican :)

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:13 (eight years ago) link

I assumed Turrican was returning poster with a new name

dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:14 (eight years ago) link

he has that old, musky ilx scent

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:39 (eight years ago) link

Has this schlump fellow been unmasked yet btw?

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:45 (eight years ago) link

omg it's ron asheton

Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:57 (eight years ago) link

no thread for shlumpy passed out guys?

am0n, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 17:02 (eight years ago) link

I assumed Turrican was returning poster with a new name

― dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, November 8, 2011 4:14 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

Nah, only just got signed up this year!

Turrican, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:10 (eight years ago) link

Well then, welcome! You fit in very well. (I hope you take that as a compliment...)

dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:33 (eight years ago) link

Co-signing that compliment!

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:49 (eight years ago) link

Co-signing that insult!

fill up ass of emoticon fart (crüt), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:50 (eight years ago) link

lol

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:51 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

dense macabre (DJP), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 23:53 (eight years ago) link

omg it's ron asheton

― Lars and the Lulu Girl (NickB), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 16:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark

christopher reeve, masquerading as gene simmons, iirc

Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 9 November 2011 00:57 (eight years ago) link

Why would I be butthurt, noodle vag? List threads are the bane of ilm. Surely you agree?

― BlindWillyPuller, Tuesday, November 15, 2011 4:05 PM (2 days ago)

sarahel, Thursday, 17 November 2011 21:32 (eight years ago) link

gee. wonder who that is.

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 17 November 2011 21:52 (eight years ago) link

wish all manic-depressive ilm posters had a sock for each stage in the cycle.

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 17 November 2011 21:54 (eight years ago) link

who is it?

sarahel, Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:05 (eight years ago) link

i don't actually know but it's totally k3rr

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:11 (eight years ago) link

DING DING DING

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:12 (eight years ago) link

nb i am not calling anyone manic-depressive, my wish is purely hypothetical xp

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:13 (eight years ago) link

wait, he's arguing with himself?

sarahel, Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:13 (eight years ago) link

isn't that all he does anyway?

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:14 (eight years ago) link

like, he's bitching about a thread he created?

sarahel, Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:14 (eight years ago) link

perhaps "BlindWillyPuller" is trying to start "debate"

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:14 (eight years ago) link

it's kinda Sock 101 to call yrself out

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:14 (eight years ago) link

xp no offense ASR luv u boo!

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:15 (eight years ago) link

i'm a pretty poor student of Sock Studies, i guess

sarahel, Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:16 (eight years ago) link

pull your socks up

tubbs farkas (electricsound), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:18 (eight years ago) link

"Rule #1: never let no-one know, how many socks you hold"

"Number 2: never let 'em know your next TMI thread"

3 & 4 repeated sock denials from a newbie always = sock

hurt feelings over being called a sock always = sock

"Rule #5: Never post socks where you rest at. That IP will lead straight back to your PC."

"#6: That goddam SB, press it see?"

"Rule #7: This rule is so under-rated. Keep your real and sock logins completed separated."

Number 8: never keep no addresses on you. them proxies that mask your ip can hide your email too.

#9 shoulda been #1 I thought, if ain't gettin banned stay the fuck from a mod

#10: a strong word called challops. strictly for live socks, not for fresh socks

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:19 (eight years ago) link

lol

underrated erowid reports I have read (am0n), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:20 (eight years ago) link

amazing

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:25 (eight years ago) link

"Rule #7: This rule is so under-rated. Keep your real and sock logins completed separated."

coffee on the keyboard

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:25 (eight years ago) link

Thursday, November 17, 2011 12:29 PM All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar Multiple messages: [3116056, 3116054] deleted from thread: valuable new posters

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:37 (eight years ago) link

i was just referencing my quote tbf

Ridin' Skyrims (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:38 (eight years ago) link

Armand own up!

― BlindWillyPuller, Thursday, September 1, 2011

I gave your mom morgellons (buzza), Friday, 18 November 2011 02:33 (eight years ago) link

"#6: That goddam SB, press it see?"

#10: a strong word called challops. strictly for live socks, not for fresh socks

looooooool

dayo, Friday, 18 November 2011 02:36 (eight years ago) link

hero shit

mon/ seeya/ chi 2.0 (k3vin k.), Friday, 18 November 2011 02:38 (eight years ago) link

that was from 77 and from like eight different posters originally, hence the edit

do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 November 2011 13:42 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

sticky

Sexess - Sexual Success Or; Successful Sex (crüt), Thursday, 15 March 2012 19:31 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

poliopolice

call all destroyer, Saturday, 7 April 2012 01:40 (seven years ago) link

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldrhjo6LrQ1qfew4so1_500.jpg

buzza, Saturday, 7 April 2012 01:45 (seven years ago) link

Black Sabbath: Classic or Dud?

=D (am0n), Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:50 (seven years ago) link

lol

buzza, Saturday, 7 April 2012 04:53 (seven years ago) link

poxen

buzza, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:15 (seven years ago) link

pick only ten en

real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 03:17 (seven years ago) link

caulk the wagon and float it

am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:38 (seven years ago) link

hard to believe that poxen is a new poster. style is comfortably broken in.

THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Friday, 27 April 2012 03:54 (seven years ago) link

this question reminds me of that shit movie Juno where that girl tries to identify herself with all these cool seminal bands in order to gain approval from the people around her, but it's pretty clear that she's just a wannabe who knows nothing about all that stuff

― Poliopolice, Sunday, April 29, 2012 5:17 PM (5 minutes ago)

Ms Tum-Bla-Wi-Tee (nakhchivan), Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:24 (seven years ago) link

haha that's a great post

flopson, Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:34 (seven years ago) link

seminal even

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 April 2012 22:09 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Slurpee driver

buzza, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 06:46 (seven years ago) link

At the end of the day, some time you just want to keep on googlin'.

sarahell, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 07:17 (seven years ago) link

sock, surely

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 07:23 (seven years ago) link

stevolende

(REAL NAME) (m coleman), Thursday, 31 May 2012 09:24 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

KawaiiTheLinnie

starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, 15 June 2012 02:03 (seven years ago) link

what the hell

call all destroyer, Friday, 15 June 2012 02:20 (seven years ago) link

lolling hard at that collection of posts. gotta be c+p right?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 June 2012 06:33 (seven years ago) link

lol I thought kawaii was unregistered

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 15 June 2012 06:35 (seven years ago) link

someone read the posts and tell me if any of the animals get fed bay leaves or jujubes

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 15 June 2012 06:37 (seven years ago) link

sorry sorryhoneyohdang, but you are an asshole. How could you be such a heartless bastard? I hope you feel ashamed making a comment like that. Sorry? You should be. How could you be such a sick son of a bitch with no heart? Your girlfriend should, too.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 June 2012 06:40 (seven years ago) link

haha, uh oh. It does seem like something I'd do, but I don't think I've written that many words in the past year. the stories would be pretty interesting if they were trimmed down to a sane/reasonable length, like, "HOLY GOD MY SISTER WHACKED OUR PARROT'S BRAINS OUT WITH A PERCH, BLOOD EVERYWHERE IT WAS SO SAD."

starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, 15 June 2012 11:30 (seven years ago) link

Wait, is unregistered latebloomer?

emil.y, Friday, 15 June 2012 15:27 (seven years ago) link

I thought I was forksclovetofu.

starfish succulents (unregistered), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:09 (seven years ago) link

damn wtf

goole, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:11 (seven years ago) link

You didn't know we switched usernames?

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 June 2012 16:50 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

vic perry

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 01:50 (seven years ago) link

soda

buzza, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:28 (seven years ago) link

soda is not new

soda is remy

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 23 July 2012 02:29 (seven years ago) link

ha i just read that

buzza, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:30 (seven years ago) link

vic perry probably ain't new either ; )

buzza, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:31 (seven years ago) link

who is it

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:33 (seven years ago) link

feel like I would remember this special posting style

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:33 (seven years ago) link

he is the iatee-late great argument that has achieved independent consciousness

mookieproof, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:35 (seven years ago) link

I warned them that would happen

lag∞n, Monday, 23 July 2012 02:35 (seven years ago) link

trying to take it as an object lesson

contenderizer, Monday, 23 July 2012 05:44 (seven years ago) link

What hath Gysin wrought???

in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Monday, 23 July 2012 06:52 (seven years ago) link

vic perry is great imo, iatee iess so imo

the late great, Monday, 23 July 2012 07:03 (seven years ago) link

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2096/cyberbullying.jpg

bamcquern, Monday, 23 July 2012 17:45 (seven years ago) link

angry face is drooling, nice touch

Misc. Carnivora (Matt P), Monday, 23 July 2012 17:57 (seven years ago) link

I believe in the newness of vic perry

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 23 July 2012 21:46 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

US Maple are probably the most Derridean band I know of

― wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara),

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:33 (seven years ago) link

one for the ages

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:34 (seven years ago) link

he just hit ILM out of the park

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:34 (seven years ago) link

the radically de-assimilative possibilities that contenderizer envisages would more properly be found in a late post-punk record such as swell maps' 'jane in occupied europe'

swell maps situate themselves within the bloated stomach of the soi-disant 'progressive rock band', but employ the ornery durations and literary allusions of the progressive to bayonet the very stomach that they parasitize

every track emerges, blinking and unloved from the undigested animal matter coagulated within the forebowel of king crimson, the canterbury scene or late floyd -- and collapsing from the wound we find chuck berry, captain beefheart, the silver apples, brutalist echoes of the old rock amid the baroque redunancies of prog

swell maps take this raw fibre, this grist, and redeploy it in surprising fashions using the minimal instrumentation of white-heat punk, but this is not mockery: it is trans-substantiation

― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva),

who is this sock?!?

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:58 (seven years ago) link

that's an existing ilxor under his real name

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 19:59 (seven years ago) link

nahkchivan

how's life, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:02 (seven years ago) link

makes sense

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:03 (seven years ago) link

that is not his real name!

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:03 (seven years ago) link

ok, his "real name" re: facebook and the like

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:04 (seven years ago) link

is grampsy nakh too? or is grampsy gareth or something?

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:04 (seven years ago) link

marcello iirc?

Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:04 (seven years ago) link

someone from wales.

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:13 (seven years ago) link

lotsa inside baseball welsh stuff in grampsy posts. er, inside football. wales ball.

scott seward, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:14 (seven years ago) link

why does everyone change their usernames from something good to something awful

flopson, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:23 (seven years ago) link

what was your username before?

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:23 (seven years ago) link

sick burn

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:25 (seven years ago) link

awful -> awful not the same as good -> awful

flopson, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:29 (seven years ago) link

flopson is a great username

Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:34 (seven years ago) link

somethingawful

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:38 (seven years ago) link

hi flopson

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:40 (seven years ago) link

samosa gibreel > flopson shows a progression from zany neologism to compression, it suggests wisdom + growth within emotional architecture of an ilx

the question is where to go with the next dn change

Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:44 (seven years ago) link

obscure footballer, surely

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:45 (seven years ago) link

nine goals for brazil, dayo

Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:49 (seven years ago) link

how many goals has rajon rondo scored for brazil

Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 20:51 (seven years ago) link

i love wales ball, fav sport

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:07 (seven years ago) link

its just tops it what im trying to say, aces, just smashing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:08 (seven years ago) link

bloody brilliant

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:08 (seven years ago) link

m8

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:08 (seven years ago) link

m∞

Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:12 (seven years ago) link

l∞l

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:14 (seven years ago) link

flopson is my favorite display name tbh

― =(^ • ‿‿ • ^)= (corey), Tuesday, January 4, 2011 10:04 AM (1 year ago)

○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:19 (seven years ago) link

m8080

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:22 (seven years ago) link

i always picture flopson wearing flip flops, sweatpants and t-shirt, just swinging on the flippity-flop w/ a andre3000 expression

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:23 (seven years ago) link

lol that's pretty inaccurate (don't think i've ever worn that combo in my life) but i'm flattered that i read as swingin' it on the flippity flop, ir i often sigh deeply after hitting "submit post"

flopson, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:41 (seven years ago) link

my racist friends used to call that outfit compton pajamas

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:46 (seven years ago) link

but it's a real specific way to wear it with the fake prison-issue sweatpants, elastic ankle band pulled up to your knees almost and the socks pulled way up too, just an inch of leg showing. maybe some of those velvet slippers instead of flip-flops

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:47 (seven years ago) link

flopson is an awesome name IMO

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 22:29 (seven years ago) link

flopson: great name, great guy, just a class act all around

some dude, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 01:11 (seven years ago) link

i enjoy flopson

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 01:13 (seven years ago) link

"racist friend"

flopson, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:07 (seven years ago) link

FLOPSON IS ROCKIN'!!!!!!!

○ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:21 (seven years ago) link

if this car is floppin dont come a-knockin

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:26 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7rnj4.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/a2nRO.jpg

USADA Bin Dopen (dayo), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 02:30 (seven years ago) link

\o

― barthes simpson, Thursday, September 13, 2012 6:40 PM (2 hours ago)

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Thursday, 13 September 2012 20:07 (seven years ago) link

who's in between karl & michel?

ogmor, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:10 (seven years ago) link

bertrand.

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:14 (seven years ago) link

i'm always about to put people on this thread and then i look them up and they've been on ilx since 2001

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:17 (seven years ago) link

lol jp

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 18:44 (seven years ago) link

wait, no, isn't that barthes between karl and michel?

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:04 (seven years ago) link

can't imagine Bertrand Russell in that scarf tbh

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:06 (seven years ago) link

correct me if i'm wrong:

bottom row is kant, marx, barthes, foucault, upper right is nietschze and sartre

where are hegel and heidegger and who are the two at left?

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:07 (seven years ago) link

oh duh, derrida on top

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:07 (seven years ago) link

who's the pig looking dude?

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:07 (seven years ago) link

i can also read their sartre as looking like russell

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:08 (seven years ago) link

oh it's all in the filename

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:08 (seven years ago) link

nah, top row 2nd left is Wittgenstein

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:08 (seven years ago) link

no heidegger no credibility

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:08 (seven years ago) link

i took that as wittgenstein and socrates, aw xp

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:08 (seven years ago) link

pig nose dude be Socrates i assume

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:08 (seven years ago) link

yeah snap, notoriously ugly

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:09 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah i guess derrida would have white hair and it would be more geometrical, like a cube with a corner cut off

i kinda want to post that on my FB but i feel like it's already made the rounds?

the late great, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:10 (seven years ago) link

tag eight acquaintances who will be infuriated and/or confused by who you give them

thomp, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:22 (seven years ago) link

looool

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:30 (seven years ago) link

don't expect to speak to surrogate sartre ever again

Why can't I be food? (Ówen P.), Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:31 (seven years ago) link

jean-paul moleman

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:34 (seven years ago) link

remember, billy was a meth-head from the early days up til insomniac, which is a straight speed album. wonder if it's coke now

― spazzmatazz, Sunday, September 23, 2012 9:41 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wondering what prescription meds he's hooked on....adderall, vyvanse would make sense given his past abuse of meth and amps. INSOMNIAC might be the greatest speed album ever made. btw, reading the 12 year old green day fans' reactions and forced denials on the main msg board is pretty hilarious: http://www.greendaycommunity.org/topic/90220-billie-getting-treatment-for-substance-abuse/

it's as if they've never listened to the lyrics of GEEK STINK BREATH. if you're a speed/meth head like that, you're gonna have drug issues later on.

― spazzmatazz, Monday, September 24, 2012 10:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pretty much zero intelligent discussion on this anywhere on the internet. every green day fan is all "hmm suspicious...seems obviously like a cover-up by clear channel to make sure green day doesn't embarrass them." am i the only one who isn't surprised AT ALL about his drug issues? dude was a fucking METH HEAD at the height of his band's popularity!

― spazzmatazz, Tuesday, September 25, 2012 11:14 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 18:10 (seven years ago) link

Billy was a meth head, he had a heart of stone

something about tragedy?...farce?...Richard Marx? (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 12:10 (seven years ago) link

RIP

乒乓, Saturday, 13 October 2012 19:09 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Qy7tW.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 13 October 2012 19:16 (seven years ago) link

death of the strawthor

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:22 (seven years ago) link

empire of socks

乒乓, Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:25 (seven years ago) link

mark33

乒乓, Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:52 (seven years ago) link

"Sex House, by correctly representing the class struggle as one between cast and producers, refuses this ideology."

ummm... http://jacobinmag.com/2012/10/sex-house-and-the-refusal-to-fuck/

― s.clover, Monday, October 22, 2012 8:04 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i love jacobin so much

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Monday, October 22, 2012 8:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dunno if it's all that farfetched -- the New York based video dudes have been throwing in big chunks of Communism lately (the weather report that starts as a lame "hipster" joke) and have reason to be pissed at the bosses. Enjoy this stuff while it's here.

― Three Word Username, Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:37 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i know hes not new but this guy has been on a roll

--bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, 23 October 2012 16:04 (seven years ago) link

I don't know if it's that my taste is just on a higher level than most, or if the band is just well tuned to my individual sound-interests. Personally I think time will show, and in 20 or 30 years it will be a lot easier to tell that these guys were doing something completely unique. Kind of like how Radiohead fans find out about CAN and realize the truth. About as contemporary as it can get, on some of their prior releases and at times on Parastrophics. Completely different strata.

― dojo, Sunday, November 4, 2012 6:00 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

doubting tuomas (clouds), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:05 (seven years ago) link

every sentence a snowflake

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:11 (seven years ago) link

http://www.flazx.us/covers/large-0596516487.jpg

buzza, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:12 (seven years ago) link

magnificent. reads like vintage LJ but with more gumption and even less self-awareness

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) link

Idiology is I think their most "important" album. It's the one where they push their aesthetic to its furthest limit. Not in terms of noise, but in terms of concept. They manage to create hyper-futuristic pop music while also having a certain... Schoenbergian purity... unity of structure and sound. It's utterly new. Perhaps just as new to the "song" form as Schoenberg was to the classical form back in the day. They deconstruct every level of the sound object world... from the concept-sound to the sound-sound to the production-sound to the melody-sound. LOL. They reduce pop music to an avant-garde art form with just as much validity as any given Beethoven or Mozart. The possibilities become endless.

― dojo, Sunday, November 4, 2012 6:40 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:52 (seven years ago) link

The possibilities become endless.

乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:53 (seven years ago) link

i got baked just reading that

but the boo boyz are getting to (Z S), Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:54 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xiaDX.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:56 (seven years ago) link

http://www.schieleartcentrum.cz/img/77.jpg

"I have made a discovery that will ensure the supremacy of German music for the next hundred years: IDM with progressive sound-object characteristics."

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 4 November 2012 18:58 (seven years ago) link

http://www.compositiontoday.com/admin/rt3/ckfinder/userfiles/images/boulez.jpg

"Any composer who has not realized the inevitability of wonky IDM is USELESS!!"

doubting tuomas (clouds), Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:01 (seven years ago) link

LOL.

crüt, Sunday, 4 November 2012 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Idiology is I think their most "important" album. It's the one where they push their aesthetic to its furthest limit. Not in terms of noise, but in terms of concept. They manage to create hyper-futuristic pop music while also having a certain... Schoenbergian purity... unity of structure and sound. It's utterly new. Perhaps just as new to the "song" form as Schoenberg was to the classical form back in the day. They deconstruct every level of the sound object world... from the concept-sound to the sound-sound to the production-sound to the melody-sound. LOL. They reduce pop music to an avant-garde art form with just as much validity as any given Beethoven or Mozart. The possibilities become endless.

this post was so much better when i thought he had written 'vitalogy'

Lamp, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:47 (seven years ago) link

Completely different strata.

am0n, Monday, 5 November 2012 02:57 (seven years ago) link

the possibilities become endless

the late great, Monday, 5 November 2012 04:00 (seven years ago) link

Schoenbergian purity...LOL.

dojo nixon (am0n), Monday, 5 November 2012 06:22 (seven years ago) link

from the concept-sound to the sound-sound to the production-sound to the melody-sound

Agreeable Goal-reacher (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 5 November 2012 07:16 (seven years ago) link

(this land was made for you and me)

Agreeable Goal-reacher (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 5 November 2012 07:17 (seven years ago) link

fwiw Lamp i'm pretty sure i have written more or less that same post about Vitalogy

some dude, Monday, 5 November 2012 15:04 (seven years ago) link

gossardian purity

dojo nixon (am0n), Monday, 5 November 2012 15:21 (seven years ago) link

I guess I just don't see how people could dig Confield or Drukqs and not like Go Plastic. It just seems weak minded.

― dojo, Monday, November 5, 2012 12:40 PM (54 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

O_o

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar...,

the late great, Monday, 5 November 2012 22:05 (seven years ago) link

i picture dojo kung-fu kicking karl's brain while saying that

the late great, Monday, 5 November 2012 22:06 (seven years ago) link

is dojo a bad enough dude to save IDM?

Tome Cruise (Matt P), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:11 (seven years ago) link

lol

am0n, Monday, 5 November 2012 22:29 (seven years ago) link

well when a word becomes meaningless through over-use, its use becomes ridiculous, no?
zp

― zach phillips, Friday, November 9, 2012 10:17 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Citizen Ship (some dude), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:21 (seven years ago) link

looooool

乒乓, Friday, 9 November 2012 15:22 (seven years ago) link

The more I think about drones - which is more often than I'd like - I wonder if ultimately humanity will look back on them like nukes, albeit at a less immediately destructive level. If enough of these things exist and are put to ill use at once....
― Raymond Cummings, Thursday, November 8, 2012 5:56 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Mordy, Friday, 9 November 2012 15:23 (seven years ago) link

oh wow, he's been here since 2003. nm then.

Mordy, Friday, 9 November 2012 15:24 (seven years ago) link

yeeeeah, I was about to say...

d-_-b (mh), Friday, 9 November 2012 15:24 (seven years ago) link

yeah ray's been here for a long time, nice guy

captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 November 2012 16:38 (seven years ago) link

Creames Fartpoop wrote this on thread we never polled the fanta girls on board 7Curtis's 7borad on Oct 28, 2012

That is really interesting !

Creames Fartpoop wrote this on thread Martin Scorsese's George Harrison documentary 'Living In The Material World' on board I Love Everything on Nov 13, 2012

wow!

Creames Fartpoop wrote this on thread Azealia Banks on board I Love Music on Nov 14, 2012

great video!

my hands tra cer (some dude), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 12:14 (seven years ago) link

cool!

the grandeur of ryan gosling (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 13:28 (seven years ago) link

is that the return of Old Fart!!!

am0n, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 15:13 (seven years ago) link

i hope so

markers, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:04 (seven years ago) link

louis75

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:40 (seven years ago) link

GAY PAUL MCCARTNEY.
GAY PAUL MCCARTNEY.
SHAMEFUL GAY PAUL MCCARTNEY.
ANAL PAUL MCCARTNEY.
COCK SUCKER PAUL MCCARTNEY.
WOMEN HATER PAUL MCCARTNEY.
WIVES DESTROYER PAUL MCCARTNEY.
BEATLES DESTROYER PAUL MCCARTNEY.

― louis75, Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:46 PM

NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 17:49 (seven years ago) link

The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly, Louis

乒乓, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Well, I thought he was OK, nice enough, atmospheric, and so forth, but after all that bragging, I feel like, well, no, it isn't the kind of music that supports the level of braggadocio he writes about himself. I don't want to sound prejudicial about people's accent, a statement which automatically convicts me without escape, but his pronunciation makes it a tougher listen than it should have been.

Vocal quality is nice, though he seems o be forcing it out in some way.

The backing tracks are trippy and free. I think it cold be a really good track with some work.....

But he should not criticise the music of the Beatles, George, Sir Paul, etc.......

http://invanddis.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=links&action=display&thread=1116

NAMES A CUNTZ FAE RENFRA (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 18:40 (seven years ago) link

qiqing

buzza, Saturday, 24 November 2012 04:08 (six years ago) link

^^

site nuances (electricsound), Saturday, 24 November 2012 10:42 (six years ago) link

slam dunk

(is he new or just a new name?)

anyway i like this dude!

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:13 (six years ago) link

yay
im actually new

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:33 (six years ago) link

seconding his repute

mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:34 (six years ago) link

I think you've figured out a good way to get well-known fast

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:35 (six years ago) link

hehe
lurking for a really long time helps

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:40 (six years ago) link

how long did you lurk for?

estela, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:42 (six years ago) link

what threads are you posting in slam dunk? my operatives say they've been hearing good things about you....

U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:44 (six years ago) link

the dirt bag style thread has given me pause ever since i read it about 40 long seconds ago.

estela, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:48 (six years ago) link

like 8 years!
aw estela i thought that was a safe space

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:49 (six years ago) link

what was your favourite uproar in the 8 years?

estela, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:55 (six years ago) link

also im really shy and often flee ilx for awhile after i post something, out of embarrassment. i do love it here though.

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:57 (six years ago) link

there are other posters who used to often flee after posting. like this

*flees*

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 01:59 (six years ago) link

i missed lunagate as it was happening because ilx heaven sounded like a really unappealing thread title, but it has since become a source of deep amusement for me and luna jokes make me lol everytime. i remember the what do you look like in your underwear thread and lunas buttpix and not being suspicious of them because i was young and trusting i guess.

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:00 (six years ago) link

i also remember almost saving ally'stits.jpg onto my computer but that seemed like some sort of internet rubicon that i just shouldn't cross

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:01 (six years ago) link

number 2 is ethan outing nate's furrydom, if that counts

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:06 (six years ago) link

are you over 40

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:09 (six years ago) link

not even close

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:09 (six years ago) link

are you a dad and if so are you interested in a webinar event

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:09 (six years ago) link

this is starting to creep me out.

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsH/7499-24033.gif

pplains, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:10 (six years ago) link

poor nate p, no man can endure that

bnw, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (six years ago) link

lol this i why i kept hesitating to start posting, like why on earth would someone wait so long.
im really voyeuristic in nature i guess

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:14 (six years ago) link

*flees*

slam dunk, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:14 (six years ago) link

wow ... just wow ...

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:16 (six years ago) link

i lurked for about a year after posting for a few months but in the end i started posting again. i was quite shocked at how much i knew about people by then, it made me excessively circumspect.

estela, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:50 (six years ago) link

I took a year off and I'll tell you, it was work at times.

listen, dunk. i'm not really creeped out. it's just completely foreign to me that someone could sit for eight years on the sideline without so much of a peep.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:52 (six years ago) link

lurkers should be commended for their restraint.

estela, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:54 (six years ago) link

I lurked for like...5 years?

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:58 (six years ago) link

it wasn't hard cause it was mostly ILM and I had nothing to say

once in a while I had a good joke and I was like damn I wish I were a reg so I could make this joke

iatee, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:00 (six years ago) link

it was prob harder to lurk when you could post unregistered

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:03 (six years ago) link

it was easier to post as a fake googler

buzza, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:04 (six years ago) link

hi buzza

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:08 (six years ago) link

i remember an old post where a lurker chimed in about how he saw ILX as this collection of stories he followed along... he used this amazing musical metaphor that i can't quite remember

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:17 (six years ago) link

ilx is the greatest novel ever written

― velko, Friday, January 22, 2010 3:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

ilx is the greatest novel ever written

― buzza, Saturday, December 18, 2010 11:55 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

ilx is the greatest novel ever written

― J0rd D. (velko), Monday, July 13, 2009 3:42 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

ilx is the greatest novel ever written

― velko, Sunday, August 23, 2009 7:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark

乒乓, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:18 (six years ago) link

i don't think it's weird to lurk for that long

even me, i've been posting for a long ass time but there are still parts of the board or certain threads where i'm just a lurker and have been for a long time, just don't have anything to add

U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:31 (six years ago) link

i vote in ilm polls all the time, confession

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:37 (six years ago) link

haha yeah i think i troll voted in the whole "how many albums should the results be for the yearly metal poll" fiasco poll

U.S. State Department, Office of Rare Psych (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:38 (six years ago) link

I \m/ Metal

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:45 (six years ago) link

slam dunk def bringing it like vince carter in 2000 in the rimming thread

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:56 (six years ago) link

where is the n4t3 p4tr1n thing?

ゑ (clouds), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:06 (six years ago) link

YIFF ME IM FURRY

f (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:09 (six years ago) link

nate was cool. it's a shame he got his hide tanned so harshly.

pplains, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:19 (six years ago) link

i was surprised that he never came back

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:26 (six years ago) link

I mostly watched ilm and posted on the very rare occasion, for years. Eight years later and leaning on ile heavily after a life crisis, here I am.

mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 04:59 (six years ago) link

not only have i never lurked, i have never read an ilx post aside from my own, and those only as i was typing them

flopson, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:04 (six years ago) link

It shows. Go back to posting school.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:13 (six years ago) link

lol

estela, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:16 (six years ago) link

i was surprised that he never came back

i thought patrin quit after fighting about aesop rock w/ethan for the thousandth time

either way the clueless cum bubble/aesop rock threads are lot funnier than the furry one i think

f (Lamp), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 05:20 (six years ago) link

old home week

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:06 (six years ago) link

god my long hair itches
*fleas*

― Red Nagget (eman), Friday, June 24, 2005 5:13 PM

am0n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:36 (six years ago) link

lol'd

bnw, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:44 (six years ago) link

more thread relevant:

ILE can be such a cliquey place sometimes, with all these in-jokes and funny language and special ways of doing things, that I wonder how it must seem to the outsiders - do they feel excluded? do they feel intimidated? do they think we're strange and unapproachable?
And then I realise I don't care. Because it's the weird silly stuff on ILE which makes me love this place so much

:-) (that's a Ned-style smiley face, btw)

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...) (webmail), June 26th, 2005 12:06 PM.

no, no, yes, lame, lamer

― sunny successor (when the lunch bell rings why dont you eat me) (katharine), Sunday, June 26, 2005 1:13 PM

am0n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 17:53 (six years ago) link

omg sunny

mh, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 19:57 (six years ago) link

nice

lag∞n, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 22:57 (six years ago) link

ilx can be kind of mean and i enjoyed the schadenfreude....main things spurring me to post: 1) learning of the existence of 77 and the prospect of never knowing what happened on this secret board was slowly driving me insane and 2) i have seen several ilxors irl in baltimore (strongo, drew d, and stevie d) and the fact that i knew who they were and actually knew things about them but couldn't say hello to them seemed like the weirdest thing and it really bugged me for a long time. also i gained alot from ilx over the years, it's def changed my life in terms of ways i think about and listen to music and interpret fiction so i wanted to give something back and say thanks guise. you have no idea how much shit i've stolen from you and passed off as my own observations.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 13:31 (six years ago) link

meeting irl ilxors idk

bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:06 (six years ago) link

ey slam dunk were you appalled and oppressed by the existence of suggest ban

bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:09 (six years ago) link

no i welcomed the "suggban" as a source of funny, didn't really seem to hurt anyone important

slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:14 (six years ago) link

subtle zing, respect.

ledge, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:15 (six years ago) link

esp the whole exact number of suggbans being this meme that penetrated, was really amusing. it was like when they learn a new thing about the cube in the movie "cube"

slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:16 (six years ago) link

valuable new poster imo

bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:17 (six years ago) link

slam dunk, would you be willing to sacrifice everything in the name of freedom

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:21 (six years ago) link

and if so, why

depresso (Z S), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:22 (six years ago) link

yes, dom should be free

slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:24 (six years ago) link

what's yr favourite arshavin.jpg

bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:26 (six years ago) link

ey now he belongs to us not you

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:29 (six years ago) link

does not compute. google image search suggests that this is a test to see if im a secret britisher

slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:31 (six years ago) link

how do you feel about our chums across the pond, brother

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:32 (six years ago) link

if by pond you mean skeeter pond and by brother you mean my biological brother that i hate, then yes.

slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:36 (six years ago) link

i meant to start a corny "i like ilx" thread on thanksgiving and didn't. so let me say, slam dunk p much otm.

before and after broscience (goole), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:50 (six years ago) link

tittwis slam dunk otm

before and after broscience (goole), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 14:50 (six years ago) link

ilx can be kind of mean and i enjoyed the schadenfreude....main things spurring me to post: 1) learning of the existence of 77 and the prospect of never knowing what happened on this secret board was slowly driving me insane and 2) i have seen several ilxors irl in baltimore (strongo, drew d, and stevie d) and the fact that i knew who they were and actually knew things about them but couldn't say hello to them seemed like the weirdest thing and it really bugged me for a long time. also i gained alot from ilx over the years, it's def changed my life in terms of ways i think about and listen to music and interpret fiction so i wanted to give something back and say thanks guise. you have no idea how much shit i've stolen from you and passed off as my own observations.

― slam dunk, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 8:31 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

slam dunk!!!!!!!!! you need to grab a beer w/ me and horseshoe sometime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:12 (six years ago) link

this is a future FYI to all lurkers, if you see me irl please buy me a drink and maybe also a bottle of whiskey, tyia

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:14 (six years ago) link

i sat in the same eatery as drew once but i didn't say hello because i wasn't 100% sure it was him til later :/

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:15 (six years ago) link

lurkers if you see me you may approach to within 20ft but no eye contact plz

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:15 (six years ago) link

also fyi lurkers the only way to get access to 77 is buying me alcohol, just so you know

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:16 (six years ago) link

2) i have seen several ilxors irl in baltimore (strongo, drew d, and stevie d)

O_o

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:21 (six years ago) link

lurkers stay the fuck away from me

(no more sb means i no longer cower at thought of our supposedly malevolent silent overlords)

bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:24 (six years ago) link

http://i26.tinypic.com/2udyu5e.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:25 (six years ago) link

lmao

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 15:38 (six years ago) link

the slam dunks are coming from inside the post

am0n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:08 (six years ago) link

http://all-charms.com/images/wnsw512n.jpg

buzza, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 16:28 (six years ago) link

slam dunk!!!!!!!!! you need to grab a beer w/ me and horseshoe sometime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 10:12 AM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol, i thought that was like a new "otm" for a second there

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:02 (six years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45eo5vuVV1ql2opfo1_500.gif

pplains, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:10 (six years ago) link

for a second I was all "omg the return of Old Fart!"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:10 (six years ago) link

i don't think i've ever seen some dude so excited. awww.

bnw, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:13 (six years ago) link

lurkers if you see me you may approach to within 20ft but no eye contact plz

― lag∞n, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 7:15 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I remember some whiney post where you approached him on shrooms and he had no idea who you were

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:13 (six years ago) link

that is my fav ilx meeting post idk

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:13 (six years ago) link

tripping jhøshea--a total stranger at the time--asked me for my phone number, with the promise of sending me funny text messages.

When I told him no, he assured me "No homo"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, April 4, 2008 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:15 (six years ago) link

lmao

flopson, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:16 (six years ago) link

ahhhh amazing story cant believe i didnt know this

max, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:17 (six years ago) link

neither of us had any idea who each other were we were just standing next to each other at a boredoms show!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:35 (six years ago) link

<3

before and after broscience (goole), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:37 (six years ago) link

for the record i usually do not behave like that but yes shrooms

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:38 (six years ago) link

sry 4 the image tarnish

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:39 (six years ago) link

haha nbd its p funny

other things i did that night: buy every single item at the mersh table, lose my coat check ticket seconds after the coat check lady sternly told me not to lose it

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:40 (six years ago) link

cutty/max/max's gf at whole foods

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:40 (six years ago) link

did u get ur coat back

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:40 (six years ago) link

yes but i had to beg and tip

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:41 (six years ago) link

also i spilled water all over whiney

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:42 (six years ago) link

drowned

bill paxman (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:43 (six years ago) link

head shot

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 17:44 (six years ago) link

like when they learn a new thing about the cube in the movie "cube"

awes

ftr, ilxors can and should hit me up at or to see shows as it is fun to have people irl out

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:51 (six years ago) link

cutty/max/max's gf at whole foods

My favorite is Tuomas walking out of the woods in Spain and RJG going up to him and asking, "Are you from Finland?"

pplains, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:02 (six years ago) link

haha agreed

i dream of booze pinata (jjjusten), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:09 (six years ago) link

haha i was going to post that one

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:10 (six years ago) link

i am so lonely out here without being able to run into ilxors!

homosexual II, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:34 (six years ago) link

omg that shrooms story

the purpose driven trife (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:35 (six years ago) link

The "ARE YOU FINNISH?" story is a personal fave, yeah. Joe on shrooms new to me as of today and an instant classic. A++.

go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:36 (six years ago) link

one time an ilxor emailed me saying he was on vacation with his family in hawaii and did i have any suggestions on things to see/places to eat etc.

i asked him what hotel he was staying in and it turned out it was the hotel i worked at and i was like hey cool wann hang out!?!?? and he was like "nah, i'm cool."

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:37 (six years ago) link

luna'd

乒乓, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:37 (six years ago) link

That was me, Gr80.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:39 (six years ago) link

did you know I once bumped into tuomas wanking down a mountain in spain

― RJG, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 6:31 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes we know, you called out 'are you finished?'

― estela, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 6:33 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:40 (six years ago) link

xpost lol i didnt want to call you out

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:47 (six years ago) link

Eh, whatever. I'm obv not the most invested ilxor. Can't keep up with this place.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:52 (six years ago) link

what kind of "trip maker" needs to ask for suggestions on things to do

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:53 (six years ago) link

please resign effective immediately

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 20:54 (six years ago) link

turning down gr80 in his own hotel, cold

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:20 (six years ago) link

toumas on the mountain his finnishness questioned is the best, most cosmic

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:24 (six years ago) link

I wonder if rand mcnally is the son of libertarians xpost

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:27 (six years ago) link

When Stevie D was in Atlanta a girl (who apparently lurks) walked up to us in a bar and held up her phone to ask, "is this you???" It was one of Stevie's WDYLL pics.

crüt, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:32 (six years ago) link

I have approached an ilxor or two

don't think anyone's spotted me

mh, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:33 (six years ago) link

When Stevie D was in Atlanta a girl (who apparently lurks) walked up to us in a bar and held up her phone to ask, "is this you???" It was one of Stevie's WDYLL pics.

holy fuck.

pplains, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:36 (six years ago) link

in my imagination the girl is played by robert patrick

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:39 (six years ago) link

was she hot

turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:41 (six years ago) link

it was christy wampole

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:41 (six years ago) link

what about when jed_ asked some guy 'are you nabisco' and he said 'no but I am tannenbaum schmidt'

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:42 (six years ago) link

what

estela, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:43 (six years ago) link

'no but I am cozen In a Biskit'

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:44 (six years ago) link

haha.

that'd be great had it been nabisco taking the piss with him though.

pplains, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:44 (six years ago) link

what about when jed_ asked some guy 'are you nabisco' and he said 'no but I am tannenbaum schmidt'

― ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Wednesday, December 5, 2012 5:42 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*_*

lag∞n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:45 (six years ago) link

it was at some michael mayer gig run by ilxer stirmonster; here's a post from the time:

I randomly got spotted at Mayer thing by ILX dudes, who were all lovely people... it was great to meet some real ILXers.
― Tannenbaum Schmidt (Nik), Tuesday, April 26, 2005 5:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:47 (six years ago) link

o tannenbaum

am0n, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 22:50 (six years ago) link

strongo i saw you when the mountain goats played at the ottobar a long time ago fyi
some dude i'm not currently in bmore :( i emailed you once because we both went to TU

slam dunk, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:51 (six years ago) link

implicitly slighting the previous group of ilxors encountered in the wild:

I randomly got spotted at Mayer thing by ILX dudes, who were all lovely people... it was great to meet some REAL ILXers.

spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:54 (six years ago) link

what does it feel like to post a pic to ilx I imagine its scary

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 5 December 2012 23:57 (six years ago) link

people that only post to the WDYLL thread

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:02 (six years ago) link

oh shit that first post

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:02 (six years ago) link

i...don't think i was ever at a mountain goats show at the ottobar!

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:09 (six years ago) link

maybe there was an evil strongo around.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:09 (six years ago) link

more like good strongo i suppose.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:09 (six years ago) link

bizarro hulkington

c sharp major, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:15 (six years ago) link

well shit
it was after u started being music editor at citypaper, which was the first time that real life converged with ilx for me, like "omg my toys are coming to life", so maybe i was seeing things

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:16 (six years ago) link

oh wait, it was sonar

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:16 (six years ago) link

my toys are licking my asshole

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:18 (six years ago) link

im sry everyone

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:18 (six years ago) link

When Stevie D was in Atlanta a girl (who apparently lurks) walked up to us in a bar and held up her phone to ask, "is this you???" It was one of Stevie's WDYLL pics.

― crüt, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 10:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.10314177.2400/sticker,375x360.png

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 00:27 (six years ago) link

some dude i'm not currently in bmore :( i emailed you once because we both went to TU

― slam dunk, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 6:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh man, when!? now i'm racking my brain trying to recall what this would've been, did i respond? sorry if i didn't

RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:38 (six years ago) link

I still am dying at "there's a 'grady' now?"

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 01:52 (six years ago) link

lmao i have always felt guilty about being a lurker/super infrequent poster, but slam dunk has really put things into perspective for me itt

een, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:12 (six years ago) link

ok i do have one story: this past year at sxsw i noticed this lineup that had like The Jacka and Husalah on it and i was like, "i'm pretty sure d33j had something to do with this." i ended up going to the set, and i saw a guy who looked like Fred Durst wearing a Chicago Bulls hat taking pictures in the press area. i didn't say anything because i have no idea what he looks like or if it was actually him but i def thought about approaching him.

een, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:16 (six years ago) link

I thought everyone knew that d33j was fr3d dur$t?

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:18 (six years ago) link

chocolate shrimp and the iodine flavored water

een, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:24 (six years ago) link

When Stevie D was in Atlanta a girl (who apparently lurks) walked up to us in a bar and held up her phone to ask, "is this you???" It was one of Stevie's WDYLL pics.

holy fuck.

― pplains, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 5:36 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OMG

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:27 (six years ago) link

i saw dr3w d4ni3l eating sushi at m1n4t0 but i would not approach a stranger in public bc i am shy, also just didn't want to

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:49 (six years ago) link

"no offense"

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:49 (six years ago) link

i have been in the same room/space with one of the la ilxors a couple of times but didn't say "hey ilx poster"

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 02:55 (six years ago) link

i'd probably say "hi" to ned if i saw him at amoeba or some such raggettesque environment

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:00 (six years ago) link

hi buzza

sweetántangó (clouds), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:01 (six years ago) link

buzza say hi to me

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:03 (six years ago) link

if I ever met buzza irl I would be like

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:04 (six years ago) link

buzza

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:04 (six years ago) link

i met you

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:05 (six years ago) link

tap his shoulder and say 'hi buzza' but when he turned around you were gone, its like you bumped the thread that is irl

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:06 (six years ago) link

saw someone a few weeks ago but it didn't work out

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:06 (six years ago) link

u bumped the threads of his sweater with ur hand

shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:06 (six years ago) link

where does a buzza live

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:06 (six years ago) link

i live in glendale

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:08 (six years ago) link

go coyotes

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:22 (six years ago) link

When Stevie D was in Atlanta a girl (who apparently lurks) walked up to us in a bar and held up her phone to ask, "is this you???" It was one of Stevie's WDYLL pics.

― crüt, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 5:32 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh yeah, that was really crazy! It reminded me a lot of how I met dell (by trying to chat up a rando cutie at a bar [which I never ever do] and rando cutie being all "Uh are you Stevie D? From ILX?")

jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:28 (six years ago) link

man how does this shit even happen, I'd think 7 billion ppl on earth wd make this impossible

shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:29 (six years ago) link

which I never ever do

skeptical

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:30 (six years ago) link

i kicked it w/ buzza. cool guy.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:35 (six years ago) link

; )

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:36 (six years ago) link

gr8080: haha i told a few people that i "kicked it with gershy" off board
and then you went and said you hung out with me as velko

me: lol, who did you tell

gr8080: roxy, curtis, j0rdan, max maybe gear/omar
cant remember who else

me: lol, how did you dexcribe me?
describe

gr8080: "lol normal"

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:41 (six years ago) link

man how does this shit even happen, I'd think 7 billion ppl on earth wd make this impossible

― shave and a haircut...2 CHAINZ (m bison), Thursday, December 6, 2012 3:29 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah I'm kind of freaked out

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:44 (six years ago) link

just how big is the lurker army

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:44 (six years ago) link

Legion

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:29 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpg7q9u8VCk

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:35 (six years ago) link

ok i do have one story: this past year at sxsw i noticed this lineup that had like The Jacka and Husalah on it and i was like, "i'm pretty sure d33j had something to do with this." i ended up going to the set, and i saw a guy who looked like Fred Durst wearing a Chicago Bulls hat taking pictures in the press area. i didn't say anything because i have no idea what he looks like or if it was actually him but i def thought about approaching him.

― een, Wednesday, December 5, 2012 9:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

XD

some dude, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:40 (six years ago) link

d33j

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:46 (six years ago) link

if I ever met buzza irl I would be like

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:04 (1 hour ago) Permalink

buzza

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 6 December 2012 03:04 (1 hour ago) Permalink

lol

crüt, Thursday, 6 December 2012 04:48 (six years ago) link

this is awesome.

hi everybody.

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:27 (six years ago) link

When Stevie D was in Atlanta a girl (who apparently lurks) walked up to us in a bar and held up her phone to ask, "is this you???" It was one of Stevie's WDYLL pics.

Why does this not seem so strange to me? I've three times now let touring bands sleep at my place and once met someone for dinner where they've been cagey and/or completely silent about their ILX activity-awareness-participaction. To me that is totally far weirder than marching up to somebody and saying "I know you from a message board, let's talk!"

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:51 (six years ago) link

And by "far weirder" I still mean "not weird at all", your privacy is your own of course.

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:52 (six years ago) link

you are 'famous' tho; it is maybe different

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 December 2012 05:55 (six years ago) link

people do not like to admit to being nerds, generally

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:04 (six years ago) link

but anyway who were the lurker-bands

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:05 (six years ago) link

oh riiight I always forget that this is nerdy

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:10 (six years ago) link

pfft and I won't divulge those bands and how much of my pad thai they ate

a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:11 (six years ago) link

Honestly I did "I know OF you from a message board, what's up? " to dr3w d. and ended up chatting with him, but much more to his parter mart1n (who is one of the nicest, funniest people I've ever met)

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:13 (six years ago) link

It's not so much weird that she approached me as much as it is that she was there/I was there/she recognized me; the sheer coincidence of it all. Like, I've never been to Atlanta, and I've certainly never been to this bar, and then *boom* someone is like "Oh you're Stevie D"

jawn valjawn (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:14 (six years ago) link

You are pretty recognizable! I'd probably be in shock if it was a random St3vie sighting

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:18 (six years ago) link

six degrees of stevie d

sweetántangó (clouds), Thursday, 6 December 2012 06:35 (six years ago) link

Not close to the same thing, but part of my job is formatting print publications into a web format so they look nice when you read them online.

I put together this slideshow about some family who was running a marathon. They struck me because the husband was Asian and the wife was white, which meant her name was some ungodly combination like Tammy Lou Wu or something. Their three kids were cute.

Hours later, I'm picking up my kids at daycare. The elevator doors open and out - steps - the Wu Family. (Enter: the Wu Clan, I'll save you the time.)

It was just really weird to recognize someone who wasn't famous.

pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:50 (six years ago) link

And then there was the time that I flew to Denver, stood outside of homo II's house for three hours, and then flew back, but I've never told anyone about that.

pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:50 (six years ago) link

xxp - Well, it's that, yeah, but it's also that she came up to you with a pic and said, "Is this you?!" That's just bizarro behavior tbh. Would have been a lot less weird if she'd just asked if you were on ILX, I think.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:51 (six years ago) link

yeah i mean how did you react? did she just skulk off immediately?

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:11 (six years ago) link

oh man, when!? now i'm racking my brain trying to recall what this would've been, did i respond? sorry if i didn't

― RIP Gramp C (some dude), Thursday, December 6, 2012 1:38 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah you did-i emailed u thru yr govt names email. man this kevin clash scandal is like major sadface for our school.. i wonder if an elmo statue was planned...it's like him, george clooney's current beard, and the dirty jobs guy.

btw way more ppl read this messageboard than yall realize. yr on a stage, never forget!

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:13 (six years ago) link

voluble new poster

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:15 (six years ago) link

In my very early days of ilx, I was reading an old thread at work and the last post was by fritz wollner. A moment later I served a customer and when he gave me his credit card to pay, I saw his name was fritz wollner. I doubt it was actually the same guy but it was still super weird.

just1n3, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:16 (six years ago) link

can lurkers ilxmail us? I dare six lurkers to mail me

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:16 (six years ago) link

btw way more ppl read this messageboard than yall realize.

how do u know, is there a lurker board

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:22 (six years ago) link

lurkers off the board unite

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:26 (six years ago) link

how do u know, is there a lurker board

― am0n, Thursday, December 6, 2012 3:22 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*strokes beard*

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:28 (six years ago) link

i don't like the sound of this lurker beard.

estela, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:32 (six years ago) link

sock dunk

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:33 (six years ago) link

slam sock

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:33 (six years ago) link

*notes beard*

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:34 (six years ago) link

My irl bff confessed to me a couple months ago that he's a lurker (HI K-MAC!) even though I suspected it for a long time. Occasionally he would just know things that I knew I hadn't told him or he'd bring up something I'd just talked about on ILX and was too much of a coincidence. I can't remember the actual example but somehow I caught him one day and he had to finally admit it.

This morning he drove me to work and as I was getting out of the car he said, "Hey, are you getting a haircut tonight?" and I was like "Wait, what? How did you know that?" The look of shame on his face as he muttered "Uh, ILX" was pretty priceless.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:34 (six years ago) link

hah

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:36 (six years ago) link

hi kmac

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:36 (six years ago) link

kaims

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:37 (six years ago) link

K-Mac meet D-Mac.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:37 (six years ago) link

ive seen ilxors a couple of times at shows and always felt incredibly embarrassed by even the idea of going up to someone and telling them i know them from the internet

f (Lamp), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:39 (six years ago) link

we were overdue for a new consonant-mac.

estela, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:39 (six years ago) link

tbh I saw that guy commenting on ENBB's facebook page in a way that seemed to be versed with our style of conversation and assumed he was an ilxor I didn't know

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:41 (six years ago) link

lol I would totally go up to someone I knew from the internet. I mean maybe not if I were a luker but if I thought I saw one of you guys somewhere there's no way I wouldn't say hi.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:42 (six years ago) link

x-post - lol.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:42 (six years ago) link

if his fname is karragh thatd be weird tho

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:42 (six years ago) link

speaking of lurkers and forgetting about them: the other week i was talking to my sister about the young people and their constant living online and how when they age into adults it's going to be into a world where all the embarrassing shit they do as kids that gets recorded forever on the internet maybe won't seem like such a big deal because it's going to be that way for everyone.

and i said, seeing as how i am looking for a new job outside of "arts journalism," where you can pretty much be a perverted d-bag lunatic drug addict and still get work if you can write and have connections, sometimes (usually) even if you can't write, i said something like, you know, i've said some pretty fucked up/weird/potentially controversial things in reviews/pieces/essays/articles over the years, it'd be pretty easy for some potential employer to google me and see something that rubs him/her the wrong way, politically or socially or whatever, and say that's that.

then she said something to the effect of "i'd probably be more worried about all the crazy bullshit you've posted to ilx over the years."

my heart kinda dropped through my stomach for multiple reasons at that moment.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:42 (six years ago) link

one of these days enbb will realise her irl friend "k-mac" is none other than roberto spiralli wearing an elaborate disguise.

estela, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:44 (six years ago) link

but did you at one point attend a mountain goats show at sonar, this is killing me

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:45 (six years ago) link

yeah strongo i've posted stuff to ilx i wouldnt necessarily want my closest to read, but it'd be easy for them to be doing so right now i guess..

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:47 (six years ago) link

ive seen ilxors a couple of times at shows and always felt incredibly embarrassed by even the idea of going up to someone and telling them i know them from the internet

― f (Lamp), Thursday, December 6, 2012 9:39 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is awesome, it's like a grand conspiracy that repels everyone in it from each other

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:47 (six years ago) link

actual answer to earlier question: i have 'turned on' several ppl to ilx accidentally ("what do you keep looking at?") and i know they lurk still and if i can do it so can thousands of others

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:48 (six years ago) link

what about the deep lurkers who don't even know they're lurking

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:50 (six years ago) link

anyway, yes dude, i believe i was at a mountain goats show at sonar in late 2007, after i moved but before i moved back.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:50 (six years ago) link

btw way more ppl read this messageboard than yall realize.

how do u know, is there a lurker board

― am0n, Thursday, December 6, 2012 10:22 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

recall stet or someone said the lurker to poster ratio was like 10/1

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:57 (six years ago) link

ok

it was a good show. i got tickets for free and wasn't expecting much but aerosmith was quite the entertainer.

when i was a child i wore a red tank top with porky pig cradling a basketball that said HAM DUNK

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 15:59 (six years ago) link

bring back unregistered posting

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:01 (six years ago) link

insha allah

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:02 (six years ago) link

What up, K-Mac. How was life at F0rdham?

pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:02 (six years ago) link

K-Mac and Omar Little were friends at FU and almost lived together but then Omar Little transferred schools. I know this because OL recognized him from FU and one day msg'd me and said, "So, uh, I think I know your friend." True story.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:06 (six years ago) link

ILX and real life weird collision shit. The other one of that I've had is that I briefly lived with a girl when I first moved here to Boston who, as it turns out, JJJusten dated irl in MN.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:07 (six years ago) link

*delights in morbsian wordplay*

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:08 (six years ago) link

ha

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:13 (six years ago) link

i found out a couple years back that a longtime poster knows/knew the person involved in one of the most embarrassing stories i ever told on ilx. that was fun.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:13 (six years ago) link

Thread	Total Number of Reads	ilXor.com Reads	External Site Reads	No Referrer (can't tell)
valuable new posters 307 266 30 11

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:13 (six years ago) link

^^

buzza, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:14 (six years ago) link

wow, the numbers for the us politics threads are 27, 2, 47

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:16 (six years ago) link

11

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:16 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8czyEa8sHGQ

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:17 (six years ago) link

bring back unregistered posting

― am0n, Thursday, December 6, 2012 11:01 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unregistered still posts just not as frequently

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:19 (six years ago) link

"eleven, that's how big they are"

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:19 (six years ago) link

I did a poll once to try and figure out how many lurkers there were and not many lurkers voted

it was not scientific but it makes me a little skeptical of the 'big lurker' theory

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:19 (six years ago) link

you need an account to vote tho right?

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (six years ago) link

long tail lurkers

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (six years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_matter

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (six years ago) link

ur assuming lurkers are registered

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (six years ago) link

how frequently do you post on ilx?

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:21 (six years ago) link

scoff away

it will overtake you, the tide of lurkers, they're in your job, your family, your commute, your social circle, your dating pool...swarming like ants on a felled popsicle

slam dunk, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:23 (six years ago) link

The weirdest connection I have on here is with dmr. His Facebook feed is a combo of ilxors and college friends of mine who I haven't seen in 20 years.

"Oh hey, there's cutty and my ex-girlfriend replying to each other about a sushi restaurant. Makes perfect sense."

pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:35 (six years ago) link

"eleven, that's how big they are"

― am0n, Thursday, December 6, 2012 11:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not sure if youre say what i think youre saying but those stats just refer to if someone came to ilx via a link not registered/unregistered lurker/non lurker or w/e

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:36 (six years ago) link

an IRL friend saw me and another ilxor mention "forksclovetofu" in fbook comments once and was like "hey you know forksclovetofu? I know forksclovetofu!" it turned out he just recognized forks's name from lurking metafilter and that was it. then he asked me how I knew forks and I just said "a message board"
"which one?"
"it's called ILX"
and the conversation ended there.

2 months later we're hanging out and he goes "I've gotta confess something, ive been lurking ILX and it feels like I'm stalking you. I know you're currently banned but I haven't figured out why."

same dude has complained to me every so often that he's tried to register and never gotten his confirmation emailed to him. I didn't have the heart to tell him the mods probably assumed from his ip that it was me attempting to register a sock :(

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:37 (six years ago) link

I know you're currently banned but I haven't figured out why.

lmao

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:38 (six years ago) link

also a really good high school friend who I also briefly dated was tza's college roommate

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:39 (six years ago) link

the reg system should def be more open imo

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:39 (six years ago) link

back when there was a table of top 50 most frequent posters i drew a graph, looked like it would have a really long tail. great story, thx.

ledge, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:41 (six years ago) link

yeah I think that makes sense and I bet the same is true w/ lurkers

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:43 (six years ago) link

ha unless other mods do otherwise, i would never yank a reg because i thought it was a sock, i am a firm believer in sock culture

Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:48 (six years ago) link

yankin on the reg

bill paxman (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:49 (six years ago) link

basically if your address isnt freecialis at gmail.com and your username isnt a racial slur, i will let you in.

Dave Whobeck? (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:50 (six years ago) link

FREE CIALIS

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:51 (six years ago) link

BAN CIALIS

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:51 (six years ago) link

My irl bff confessed to me a couple months ago that he's a lurker (HI K-MAC!) even though I suspected it for a long time. Occasionally he would just know things that I knew I hadn't told him or he'd bring up something I'd just talked about on ILX and was too much of a coincidence. I can't remember the actual example but somehow I caught him one day and he had to finally admit it.

This morning he drove me to work and as I was getting out of the car he said, "Hey, are you getting a haircut tonight?" and I was like "Wait, what? How did you know that?" The look of shame on his face as he muttered "Uh, ILX" was pretty priceless.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, December 6, 2012 10:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

k-mac should totally de-lurk ftr

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:55 (six years ago) link

Whoops.

― Cherish, Thursday, December 6, 2012 11:46 AM

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:56 (six years ago) link

x-post to CAD - I HAVE BEEN TELLING HIM THIS FOR MONTHS NOW.

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:59 (six years ago) link

i feel like his time is coming...it's hard to de-lurk but i believe in him

call all destroyer, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:04 (six years ago) link

http://www.nndb.com/people/004/000044869/KevinMcDonald-sized.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:07 (six years ago) link

i wish man-servant hecubus posted here.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:10 (six years ago) link

you and me both... and mister wodka

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:14 (six years ago) link

i wish gavin posted here

beef richards (Mr. Que), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:26 (six years ago) link

i'm pretty sure several dozen versions of gavin post here already.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:27 (six years ago) link

i also wish bellini posted here

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnfgr1ifuO1qbkjmo.jpg

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:29 (six years ago) link

remind me to go post that in "ws" at some point.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:29 (six years ago) link

now I'm hungry for fish

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:29 (six years ago) link

Founded in 1989, the Paul Bellini Fan Club quickly outgrew the Kids in the Hall fan club.

for some reason this makes me so happy.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:32 (six years ago) link

dope thread, luv u guys

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:43 (six years ago) link

kinda scary to think ilx has outlasted all my adult relationships

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:43 (six years ago) link

dude. fuck.

before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:46 (six years ago) link

before it's too late

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:46 (six years ago) link

there is probably a lurker out there who is secretly in love w/ you guys

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:47 (six years ago) link

I mean if even contenderizer got one

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:48 (six years ago) link

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before and after broscience (goole), Thursday, 6 December 2012 18:48 (six years ago) link

kinda scary to think ilx has outlasted all my adult relationships

and people wonder why i drink.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:00 (six years ago) link

shoulda said all but current but yeah

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:01 (six years ago) link

I was gonna say

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:06 (six years ago) link

only a few years till I've been on ILX half my life :/

crüt, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:13 (six years ago) link

at which point I may consider going outside

crüt, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:13 (six years ago) link

man see u

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:14 (six years ago) link

crut is like one of the people on the up series

iatee, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:16 (six years ago) link

awwww lil crut

go to party leather (ENBB), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:17 (six years ago) link

he's a crut up, for sure

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:28 (six years ago) link

crut you were just a wee babe when you joined us.

most of the rest of us have no excuse.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:29 (six years ago) link

burmakitty was my first exposure to the female form

(ok not really)

crüt, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:35 (six years ago) link

that would explain a lot though

crüt, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:36 (six years ago) link

crut, when you were 'born' on ILX, who was the first poster you ever saw? who 'imprinted' you?

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:37 (six years ago) link

crut def has like 80 lurkers in love w/ him imo

johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:41 (six years ago) link

Lord Custos Alpha xpost

crüt, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:47 (six years ago) link

it turned out he just recognized forks's name from lurking metafilter

uh, i don't post to metafilter?

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:49 (six years ago) link

thread keeps giving

a Christmas .gif for you from (seandalai), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:49 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RLkYN.png

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:51 (six years ago) link

uh, i don't post to metafilter?

― (alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, December 6, 2012 9:49 AM (1 minute ago)

weird maybe he said some other forum... do you use yr handle anywhere else?

xpost

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:52 (six years ago) link

it's been awhile. I dunno. maybe i used to post in comments there? i'm not gon' be pnoid about it i guess.
I've tried hard for a long time not to say anything I wouldn't say IRL to someone's face on a public internet forum but damn it's hard some days.
http://www.thenobleeskimo.com/images/greaterinternetdickwadtheory.jpg

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:56 (six years ago) link

also belated thanks beelzbubba

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 19:57 (six years ago) link

am a total fanny irl too so the internet's a cakewalk 4 me

༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽ kma (cozen), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:00 (six years ago) link

give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth

am0n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:02 (six years ago) link

forks:

http://monkeyfilter.com/user.php/forksclovetofu

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:20 (six years ago) link

beef up my hitcounter, why dont'cha?

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:25 (six years ago) link

oh ill beef up yr hitcounter u spicy lil lima bean

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:26 (six years ago) link

riiiight, monkeyfilter

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:39 (six years ago) link

talk dirty to me some more

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:39 (six years ago) link

Ookity ook.

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:42 (six years ago) link

okay, now take off the girdle

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:47 (six years ago) link

lets cyber

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:55 (six years ago) link

pass the shrooms

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 20:58 (six years ago) link

Leave me notes. I like notes.

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:05 (six years ago) link

the table is the sexy table

lag∞n, Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:08 (six years ago) link

for 7b

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:14 (six years ago) link

a couple of time

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:15 (six years ago) link

i imagine all lurkers leaving notes like that

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:16 (six years ago) link

wdyll in 7b

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:17 (six years ago) link

great set of legs and tops

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:20 (six years ago) link

fuck, tips

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:20 (six years ago) link

you guys know that note was left for my mom right

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:21 (six years ago) link

I did not! wau

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:21 (six years ago) link

it was left on her desk by an admiring lurker

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:22 (six years ago) link

irl

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:22 (six years ago) link

major roffles at "also you're cut cute!"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:22 (six years ago) link

omg

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:22 (six years ago) link

i posted it before here when i was looking through a bag of old pictures this summer. my mom saved it!
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=3585335&boardid=77&threadid=92639

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:25 (six years ago) link

oops well whatever that got screwed up but you get it

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:25 (six years ago) link

ah that would explain it, I never check 77 anymore

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:26 (six years ago) link

anyway lurkers freak me out
there's another thing i scanned in that thread from a weirdo who used to leave notes on my car

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:27 (six years ago) link

http://queenbeecoupons.com/wp-content/upload/2011/12/NeatDesk-Organizer-Desktop.jpg

"organize your notes from lurkers!"

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:35 (six years ago) link

hahaha

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:36 (six years ago) link

that legs and tips note is from 1978 or so
that's vintage lurker correspondence

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:37 (six years ago) link

i should sell it on etsy

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:38 (six years ago) link

wonder what the little casanova who left it is up to these days

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:48 (six years ago) link

steady lurkin

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:51 (six years ago) link

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/governor-mark-sanford-has-affair-with-maria-belen-shapur.jpg

"To a lady with a great set of legs and tips"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 21:56 (six years ago) link

if we figured out what this kid turned out to be it'd be some straight paul harvey shit

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:01 (six years ago) link

do you want me to ask my mom if she remembers his name y/n

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:02 (six years ago) link

Y

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:03 (six years ago) link

ok i just called her and she answered while she was getting her hair cut

me: "weird question -- did you ever know the name of the person who wrote the legs and tips note?"
her: "no, i never knew. i didn't want to know."
me: "but you kept the note"
her: "it was hilarious, was i supposed to throw it away?"

<3 my mom

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:07 (six years ago) link

what does 'tips' even mean?

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:11 (six years ago) link

they are part of the set with the legs in it as well?

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:12 (six years ago) link

it is 100% fesable for a middle schooler in the 70's to go years not knowing that "tits" weren't called "tips"

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:17 (six years ago) link

i spent most of 6th grade confident that condoms went on a girl's nipples

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:17 (six years ago) link

great set of tips

http://images.thecarconnection.com/med/guy-fieri_100343369_m.jpgp

Number None, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:18 (six years ago) link

godammit

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2011/03/04/FN_Guy-Fieri-02_s4x3_lead.jpg

Number None, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:19 (six years ago) link

xpost this was a middle schooler!?

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:19 (six years ago) link

xxxp: god, it sure looks like that, don't it?

how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:20 (six years ago) link

i spent most of 6th grade confident that condoms went on a girl's nipples

dying

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:22 (six years ago) link

yes, a student from 7B
my mom was a teacher

passion it person (La Lechera), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:23 (six years ago) link

presuming "tips" is a misunderstood "tits"

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:24 (six years ago) link

In the first grade, I wrote a letter to frog and toad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Frog_and_toad_cover.jpg) for an assignment. It had a bunch of dirty words that I read etched into the wooden pyramid at George Wilson Park pictured below. My mom found it in my bookbag, and I was sent to my room without dinner.

http://www.dgcoursereview.com/watermark.php?src=course_pics/194/56e9f5a6_m.jpg

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:24 (six years ago) link

I feel for this mystery lurker now

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:25 (six years ago) link

Condoms look like they could be used in a dairy, for god's sake.

how's life, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:26 (six years ago) link

maybe he was a real hipster in the old-school sense and meant erect nipples

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:26 (six years ago) link

i just assume that beatniks and jazz musicians addicted to heroin once referred to erect nipples as tips

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:26 (six years ago) link

please no one disabuse me of this

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:26 (six years ago) link

a real tipster

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:27 (six years ago) link

;_;

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:30 (six years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cAbItRqIvHk/R8CshPWrGOI/AAAAAAAAGxw/hinFdhOoOF0/s463/Frank%2520Gorshin%2520as%2520Basil.jpg

you got some real sweet tips, kitty cat. i mean you really move me, dig?

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:30 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zw0v71YWWQ4

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:31 (six years ago) link

NSFW^^^^

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:31 (six years ago) link

couldn't you just get the same effect by not wearing a bra?

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:32 (six years ago) link

gravity, i suppose.

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:32 (six years ago) link

Rhymes with "nips" so I see where 7th graders are coming from.

pplains, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:33 (six years ago) link

depends on your nipples, and the current room temperature, i guess xp

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:33 (six years ago) link

"Don't like the location of your nipples? Move'em with fake nipples."

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:35 (six years ago) link

face nipples, HERE I COME

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:35 (six years ago) link

btw dan u r face nipples are very pretty

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:36 (six years ago) link

oh man i am totally lining those down my torso and getting a tight tshirt for next halloween

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:37 (six years ago) link

and of course by next halloween i mean "every evening before i go out to the bar"

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:39 (six years ago) link

see, I think you should line them down your legs and get some tight pants

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:40 (six years ago) link

how many of them come in a case

tiniest homeless (jjjusten), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:40 (six years ago) link

some us don't need fake superfluous nipples u_u

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:44 (six years ago) link

Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski, you have revealed yourself

乒乓, Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:47 (six years ago) link

i also keep my cigarettes right next to my pacemaker

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 22:56 (six years ago) link

when I was in elementary school I saw FUCK written on a restroom wall and didn't know what it meant. I was screwing around in the bathroom after taking a bath and wrote in the condensation on the bathroom mirror

little did I know that when a bathroom mirror steams up the next time, things written will reappear

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:17 (six years ago) link

you took baths in your elementary school?

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:19 (six years ago) link

that was kind of ambiguous

I meant I saw it in the school restroom, then wrote it on the mirror in my home bathroom, only for it to reappear when my dad took a shower

mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:20 (six years ago) link

fuck

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:21 (six years ago) link

redrumFUCK

i had all the steve martin albums as a kid and though i had no idea what it meant, thought it would be funny if, during our second grade "share a song with the class" assignment, I would belt out "GRAMPAWWWWWWWWW BOUGHT A RUBBER" along with the two verses I had cleverly made up to join it.
do not remember how that ended.

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:26 (six years ago) link

probably with juice. most kid stories end with juice.

We Got Hasheem (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:38 (six years ago) link

Steve Martin joking "wow look at all the tits! there must be fifty seven tits up there!" on let's get small was probably the first time I heard the word as a kid

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:43 (six years ago) link

i think i think of that joke whenever i hear the word tits. possibly also whenever i see tits? it probably hasn't gotten that bad.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 6 December 2012 23:53 (six years ago) link

I had that whole album memorized before hitting puberty.

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:00 (six years ago) link

perhaps I would have grown up differently if someone had given be a steve martin cd instead of bubba the love sponge mp3s

乒乓, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:03 (six years ago) link

I had sex again! For those keeping track, this time we fucked to 'Idylls' by Love Spirals Downwards.

I used the word "fuck" decisively, because that is all we did. It, again, was not pleasurable. I am not very attracted to this person and I do not have romantic feelings for this person - I barely felt a thing. I am disappointed, and I thought that it would be different the second time. I do not know what to say. It was not worth it. I am heartbroken and my life has been shattered.

I would like to think that romantic feelings would make a difference. I could never develop those for anyone, though. I do care about this person, however, and we have decided to keep doing this and seeing each other - romance will never play a part in this. I do not know what I am thinking anymore.

I think that I hate this.

--
Addendum: Oh my God. I am so distracted by these recent events. I have to finish three papers now, in the next week-and-a-half at U-Michigan. One for Phil 232 L0eb - we have the same politics, I'll write it on Ethical Egoism and make fun of Ayn Rand or something, that's fine. Two for H@ss - I love AMCULT, but oh boy, she's hard to get an A for (though I have before). Bleurgh. Ann Arbor rules, but sex sucks. Anyone out there???

― boy_slayer, Thursday, December 6, 2012 6:41 PM (24 minutes ago)

Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:06 (six years ago) link

harbl otm

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:08 (six years ago) link

every generation of ilx needs it's loujag

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:13 (six years ago) link

seriously anyone getting laid on the reg and thinking they hate it is either a poetry grad student or i dont even know

bob chipeska (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 7 December 2012 00:16 (six years ago) link

idk does it actually beat wanking tho, bytimes

that post is like notes from underground

difficult listening hour, Friday, 7 December 2012 00:19