WHITE PEOPLE FOOD

STRAWBERRY PRETZEL JELLO SALAD

2 c. crushed pretzel sticks
3/4 c. melted butter
3 tbsp. sugar
8 oz. cream cheese
1 c. sugar
8 oz. Cool Whip
1 (6 oz.) pkg. strawberry banana Jello
2 c. boiling water
2 (10 oz.) pkgs. frozen strawberries, partially thawed

Mix first three ingredients and press in bottom of a 9"x13" pan. Bake at 350 degrees (metal pan) or 325 degrees (glass pan) 8 minutes. Let cool completely. Beat 1 cup sugar and cream cheese. Fold in Cool Whip. Spread over pretzels. Mix Jello and water until dissolved. Add strawberries. Stir into Jello, then set aside for 10 minutes. Pour over cheese mixture. Chill.

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link

what the hell is that thing with the gumdrops?

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:11 (sixteen years ago) link

it's shaped like a toilet seat

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/images/hhmicrowavesingles.jpg

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.grouprecipes.com/images/recipes/big/904991071.jpg

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.crabcoll.com/images/bean1.jpg

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.crabcoll.com/images/bean5.jpg

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 10:22 (sixteen years ago) link

heavens

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 11:19 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.lomexicano.com/images/store/flan.jpg

― cutty, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link

RONG

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

white ppl no eat flan

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.whitetrashworld.com/foodndrink/taterTotCasserole.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link

people of many races enjoy many of the foodstuffs on this thread

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

except for whatever that noxious looking tater tot thing elmo just posted is

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.ilovepickles.org/images/recipes/friedpickles.jpg

fried pickles, y'all

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:24 (sixteen years ago) link

http://mmm-yoso.typepad.com/mmmyoso/images/p1000471.JPG

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:25 (sixteen years ago) link

totlasagna.jpg looks delicious

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.lonestarconey.com/images/082805%20pics/Frito%20Pie%2001.jpg

FRITO PIE

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link

http://images.calorieking.com.au/branding/dc/runtime/portionsense/295.jpg

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

NOT IN BAG: NOT TRUE FRITO PIE

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.shopnewzealand.co.nz/images/cache/100x121.06537530266_images_Onion-Soup.jpg

LIPTON ONION SOUP MIX MAKES EVERYTHING FANCY

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/meat/spewpuke.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:36 (sixteen years ago) link

i always thought of vienna sausages as primarily a white baby food. do grown whites eat them too?

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/97/240758500_a6a966fefc.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

RING-AROUND-THE-TUNA

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Miracle Whip Cake

1 c. sugar
1 c. Miracle Whip
1 c. lukewarm water
2 c. flour
2 tsp. soda
4 tbsp. cocoa
1 tsp. vanilla

Cream sugar, Miracle Whip and cocoa. Stir soda in lukewarm water. Add alternately with flour. Pour into well greased and floured cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees.

― tipsy mothra, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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― sexyDancer, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:42 (sixteen years ago) link

imagine yr mom serving Ring-Around-the-Tuna -- it's got [i]eyeballs{/i]

― m coleman, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:46 (sixteen years ago) link

don't fill up on that banana bread, save some room for the ring-around-the-tuna

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:47 (sixteen years ago) link

You're never too rich to enjoy a free turkey dog.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Im fucken hungary

― BLASTOCYST, Thursday, 3 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

i smell like jail

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link

fried pickles! yay.

― lauren, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:03 (sixteen years ago) link

o shit guys

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:09 (sixteen years ago) link

ok all of these things are disgusting

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

except for the fried pickles, that might rule.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:51 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread is gross
xpost!
i am white

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:52 (sixteen years ago) link

they're like really salty fried zucchini sticks.

xpost

― lauren, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

other obvious thing:
in general most pictures of food are gross/make it look gross
xpost

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:53 (sixteen years ago) link

ok yeah, i would eat that.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/173000/173423wCfB_w.jpg

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't like zucchini. And haha, I'd never heard of flan until I was served it by a Mexican!

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

http://iheartbacon.com/images/509.jpg

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://photos11.flickr.com/15042959_6bdb111bec.jpg

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

that may be the grossest looking awesome thing i have ever seen

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

fried pickles are awesome. except sometimes you get a really juicy one and the hot juice is like...weird.

― Yerac, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b92/beyondbedlam/curlywurly/cookbooks/16-knox/14_eggchkn_lg.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link

uhh, even looking at gelatin / aspic dishes makes me nauseous

i mean, good lord, the texture

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:37 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man we need to find that thread where brian macdonald (or was it daddino, can't remember) posted all of his 1960s betty crocker recipe cards

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

& the smell? gelatin, mooshy fruit, & canned 'broth' ?

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Your wish iz my command: http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

See how the Ceramic Mushroom Family has gathered to show their children what happens to bad little mushrooms.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/beanmushroom.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, let's have these in brandy snifters. Let's just tip our heads back and let the chunks slide in.

The time you spent eating these is time you'll want back at the very end of your life. That's why they're served with a clock.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/jelliedtomato2.jpg

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

i want mashed potatos where do i get thme?!?!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha remember the one that was just like hot broth in a coffee cup with a stalk of celery in it??

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:53 (sixteen years ago) link

the jellied tomato refresher has got to be one of the most noxious things i've ever seen. the thought is gag-inducing. it's depressing. i want it to not exist, now.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

the "slender quencher." that's my favorite one.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/cardscans/sadquenchers.jpg

"The one on the right is skim milk and orange pulp. The one on the left is made with water, sherry extract, and two beef bouillon cubes.

No, really.

Well, there's also celery in it. Oh, and SELF-LOATHING."

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm imagining these things being served on the set of an alien playmate photoshoot on post-WW2 mars

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

tomato refresher looks like something that would bubble out of a chest wound; orange-pulp slender quencher seems like it's made of green, frothed flu-phleghm

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man, i got a total jones for some mashed 'taters now.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

and by now i mean always.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

guys, i just got a captcha that said MEAD

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

potatoes=ultimate white person food????

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/9828/lutefiskun4.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

hey man, i'm irish and polish, i got spuds in my fucking blood baby!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

also, that makes me whiter than most white people.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

though my daddy was black.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

at least that's what the girls tell me.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.edining.ca/pictures/Potatoes%20for%20a%20Crowd.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i am part irish as well. i love me some spuds

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

my polish roommate likes to make me potatos when we're drunk and then talk funny! also i am irish

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.co.mohave.az.us/WIC/images/wpeB.jpg

^^ Some sort of casserole with CORNFLAKES on top.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

http://storage.canalblog.com/40/92/53548/6306122.jpg

I'm not sure what this thing is, but it looks like something a white person would eat.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link

i think corn flakes should be used as an epithet against white people.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link

that's caramel butterscotch suprise

xpost

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link

waht about the STONED DOG guys?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

White Person Dessert, seven layer bars:

http://leutheuser.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/imbb10hellodolly2.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

White Person dessert topping

http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-content/themes/wfme/images/entries/coolwhip.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

cornbread and collard greens:

http://chowtimes.com/photos/2007/01/IMG_0107_edited-1.jpg

man i am so bad at this.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i propose dividing white people into two groups, cool whips and corn flakes. i'm not sure what to call those who are on the border between the two.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link

corn whip

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

man, I love those seven layer bars. my high school cafeteria called them "magic bars."

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe casseroles.

xpost- my high school cafeteria called them "magic bars."

this isn't anything like the "space cake" a friend brought back from amsterdam is it?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

seven-layer dessert bars are pretty fucking good though omg

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:15 (sixteen years ago) link

TRUE^^^

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man that lutefisk up there is some seriously upper echelon whitey-white shit. i have eaten it at a masonic lodge with a bunch of minnesota farmers telling "ole and lena" jokes. it was the whitest experience of my life and it tasted like pure winter desperation. the lefse was good though

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I just looked up some "ole and lena" jokes, and damned if I can even understand a one of them.

THE DOCTOR asked Ole when he discovered he had diarrhea.

      Said Ole, "When I took off my bicycle clips." 



HOW CAN you tell if the Norwegian you're talking with is extroverted or introverted?

      "He's extroverted if it is your shoes he keeps looking on."

?!?!?!

I wonder if Space Cake is the same as "Wacky Cake".

And I'm pretty sure that I've seen a non-white person eat cornbread and collard greens before. They just didn't put mayonnaise on it, that's all.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

those jokes are awesome.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

 Ole is so cheap that after his airplane landed safely, he grumbled: "Vell, dere gose five dollars down da drain for dat flight insurance!



Lars:  "Ole, stant in front of my car and tell me if da turn signals are vorking".  Ole:  "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes, No...."

That last one's pretty good, yah.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:31 (sixteen years ago) link

norwegians are so DUMB

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/17/Gg_bettywhite.jpg/180px-Gg_bettywhite.jpg

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white people food

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white is soylent green?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

coyote ugly betty white people food

norwegians are so DUMB[

Hey, you'll never catch me making jokes about Norwegians.

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5198/baldknobbersrn5.jpg

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

rejected jbr screen name: ludafis

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

betty white tastes like:

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/rAr_18/CannedChicken.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:45 (sixteen years ago) link

the chicken cordon bleu upthread looks kinda good i gotta say

― get bent, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.hartlarsson.com/greatis/imgs/mayonnaise.jpg

plus

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00060ON8Y.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

equals

http://shopuncleharrys.dukestores.duke.edu/images/cond%201%20007.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

basically any food that uses mayonaisse as a binding agent is de facto caucasian

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

i was gonna put mayonnaise up there, but i thought somebody was gonna call me out on it.

― remy bean, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:22 (sixteen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

Fish

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:01 (two years ago) link

Meat
Vegetables
Fruits
Grains

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 26 September 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

ranch water

― brimstead, Sunday, 26 September 2021 06:51 (two years ago) link

cheese on rice

― davey, Sunday, 26 September 2021 09:22 (two years ago) link

Every other week white American ppl and white British ppl on twitter get into a fight about which country has the worst cuisine and both sides pretend like the other country has no non-white people in it.

― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:19 (two years ago) link

I remember the difficulty of finding things like peppers, chilies and spices when i was first living in Dublin in the early 90s.
Does seem quite abit better now. But there have been waves of immigration in the interim that have lead to other palates widening general taste i think.
LIke I'm thinking now that I had to go out to larger suburban supermarkets or go into Smithfield itself to find things. Could be i was missing some outlets.

― Stevolende, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:44 (two years ago) link

cheese on rice
― davey, Sunday, September 26, 2021 4:22 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is a hong kong thing if I understand correctly

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 26 September 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link

― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 26 September 2021 10:19 (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Partly this, partly the white chest beaters of each culture dictating to the rest of the world that they own the true definition of all whiteness tbh

― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

salmon is pink

― sarahell, Monday, 27 September 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

xxp another damaging effect of colonialism smh... but srsly that is interesting, i thought it was strictly midwestern wipipo stuff

― davey, Monday, 27 September 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link

yeah, cheese in general is often used in Korean cuisine in ways that would horrify many, always ends up tasty as fuck