dirt bag style

laundry covers my bedroom floor. i don't know if it's clean or dirty, it's probably both, so i'll just rewash it all again.

anybody recommend a good one? i am thinking black-on-gray for that eazy-e look.

seriously when i roll up and park they look at me like i shit on their doorstep

in my case it is hoodie + army jacket

no weed/ash/stems/paraphenalia but mad dirty underwears and stacks of ungraded papers + curriculum revisions up to the ceiling ... every time i look for a worksheet a fucking army of silverfish comes crawling out ...

sleep on floor with dogs, never shower, sell pot and lsd, repo cars for a living, shoplift for kicks, coca cola for breakfast was living large, living out of cars, always gettign high and making noise, oh the list goes on and on

when i had a car, though, i never washed it because 7-8 months of the year, it was covered in snow and salt so there was no point. in the summer, i let the occasional rain shower take care of it.

sometimes i leave food in the fridge for months at a time and find it later and get really grossed out. i've lost a lot of dishes that way.

they are apc rescues

and actually they are not my last pair, i just got a pair of LVC 1947 cone denim 501XX

busted

=(

Amish sweep their floors every day. I try to keep to once every two days, though I think I'm at like 3-4 right now (was hoping I would get to it today but didnot).

things are better now : D

girls are dirty!

(xpost)

seriously though, she doesn't get to complain when her poor cat is walking around with crusty poops stuck to its butthair because she doesn't empty out the litter often enough!

I like yr attitude, Vahid! How are the LVCs btw? I was thinking about a pair, but the Japanese seem to be kicking everyone's ass on the denim front these days.

thing is they are shrink-to-fit, but i bought them fairly tight because all of my other raw jeans have stretched about two or three inches. i wonder if i should have bought them too big and done a cold soak to shrink them ... i don't know, i guess i just chickened out on the idea of buying these huge jeans and spending all that time crouched in the bathtub waiting for them to dry on my legs and shrink to the perfect fit.

problem is, if these DON'T stretch, i am going to be the owner of some tight-ass jeans.

what would be ideal is if they stretched a bit, but not too much. then i'll just wear them unwashed FOREVER.

Despite the cost, the way these are worn is in keeping with the dirtbag thing, I say. If they were some sort of designer predistressed denim, I would turn in my dirtbag card though!

come to think of it, i do shampoo my beard once a week

b) just made out with TOTAL STRANGER, kicked him out when came to senses (well, quarter-way came to wft??! senses. i r resonpsonible.)

c) haven't washed hair in 3 days. looks good. wel fuck u. hair.

Anyway, I have the ultimate dirt bag squalor secret which is too horrible to be told for real, even if it isn't really my fault.

I get all nervous when people come into my room. It's like the tell-tale heart.

we ain't got nothing on those guys

this man never cleaned his flat

"after the first three years it doesn't get any dirtier"

not exactly that dirty, but:
my roommate was throwing up after a long night, and i was trying to get to bed, but couldn't because i had to pee very badly. from the sounds escaping from the bathroom, it seemed like it was going to be a long, drawn out vomit. so i opened my window, cut a hole in the screen, and relieved myself that way. dirtbag or clever?

dude yr my new hero!

i'll tell the story later

i've also not washed my car for three years and have thrown up while driving TWICE (both times on jersey turnpike.)

sorry,,, i just had to confess!

WAAAAAAAAAY past my limit.

i started swimming in but there was a rip current and i ended up fighting the current for what seemed like an hour (probably more like 20 minutes) and eventually i stopped paying attention to what i was doing and when i finally ended up in the surf i was so exhausted that i got pounded and swallowed a ton of saltwater.

i walked off the beach and climbed into my car. it was a really hot day and i just sat there in the leather seats of my burgundy cressida, soaking up the warmth and burping a bit.

then i started the car and drove to the end of the street, turned on the coast hwy and drove for about five minutes. at the end of my street i pulled up on a traffic light and a sherriff rolled up next to my. i looked over at him, smiled, turned back to the wheel and puked a gallon of dirty saltwater all over my chest and lap and steering wheel.

the light turned green and i got home (he didn't follow me)

yeah, but y'know, you're not a true westcoaster until you've barfed sea water. bonus points for it coming out your nose.
(ripcurrents are freakin scary.)

^ skooled

this was a hobby of mine, for a little while. even worse: once i was with dan se1zer in a cab and totally had to vomit and then kind of did vomit but didn't let it out and sat there feeling gross and panicked. he kept saying, "are you okay" and i'd go, "nngh." when we pulled up in front of his apt, i ran out and went "bleeurrgh" all over the pavement.

I am however, fastidious about washing clothes and keeping things clean. Jeans get no more than two wears between washing - I don't even know how you can live with more than that.

don't own a suit or any kind of dress clothes
-"-

Jeans get no more than two wears between washing - I don't even know how you can live with more than that.

my ex-flatmate owned 1 pair of jeans that she wore all the time and washed once a month

davina q in sleeping with joanna newsom shocker

thrown up:
- in friend's kitchen sink
- in friend's garden
- in cousin's hotel room bathroom sink (on christmas morning; I was catatonic on waterbed during family lunch)
- at major train station, on scarf (which was later dumped on way home out of shaaaame)

this wonderful woman lives with me now.

1. torn down rusted out ancient swingset
2. what used to be a perfectly fine love seat until we put it out there
3. table, same circumstances
4. gas grill which hasn't worked since 1997, which has a...
5. small charcoal grill sitting on top of it
6. upturned tub (once used to house keg, now houses colony of spiders)
7. variety of balls neighbor kids throw over fence, never to be seen again
8. partially collapsed deck (one corner sagging)
9. stairs made of cinder blocks
10.once-descent red brick patio demolished by weeds
11.rusty metal shed (3 different colors sheet metal) containing:
* 3 mowers, 1 working, 1 ancient push-powered variety
* 2 bags of mulch, ripped and spilling
* 1 red-flyer wagon whose wheels will never turn again (rust)
* 1 saw (rusted)
* 1 rake (rusted, missing 4 teeth)
* white chest-of-drawers, possibly housing family of chipmunks

My fence is collapsed in one of the far corners, is held up currently by a series of cinder blocks + rope + coat hangers + duct tape.

DIRTBAG HOMEOWNER YALL

http://static.flickr.com/78/222219044_49b84be0a3.jpg

a couple of years ago found a bunch of photos in a cement block. opened them up, rather sticky and marveled at how weird they were. some were black and white of mexican families on horseback from the 40s. most were of a gay latin couple from the late 70s and early 80s. gigantic mustaches and mexifros. i took them home, put them in an envelope because they were sorta sticky and hid them in my closet. one day the wife was looking for something in the closet and found them and freaked the fuck out thinking i had a secret latin lover. why else would i hide these photos from her.

this is BONKERS

If only Gygax! were here to tell us about the care and feeding of jeans......

rip ;(

i for one am kind of glad to know that the beanbag was plastic - i was imagining it being terrycloth for some reason, ugh

worst worst part was that i had to get up today and go to breakfast/lunch in the same nasty, smelly clothes i was wearing the night before and without a shower. ugh.

except i even slept in my clothes AND i smoked like a smokestack last night ... i felt sorry for my 10am students!!

Worst ever:

tripping my face off
eat left over indian food
are these insect larvae in my samosas???? :/

#1 - friend was out drinking heavily. super hungry so she picks up pizza, cheese down, in NYC gutter and proceeds to stick in mouth. other friend luckily slaps it out of her hand before she ate it.

#2 - rather large, disgusting, no self confidence having girl. tells my friend this story. she sleeps w/dudes to make herself feel better about her self. apparently the night before, some dude she was fucking made her stick her own finger in her own ass and then stick that finger in her mouth. she said it tasted like mushu pork because she'd had chinese food earlier that day.

my dirtbag haiku:

attempt to move mouse
rotting for several days now:
maggot explosion!

i freaked wifey the fuck out when she asked what the black seeds in our seafood curry were. i told her they were crab eyeballs.

please to explain

????

somebody's been reading superfuture hahahahaha.

that's the oldest trick in the book.

no soap, and god no febreze. no chemicals.

this is only if you're jeans are completely filthy though. never wash your jeans, esp. if they are dyed with indigo vegetable dye.

P.S. Steve, tell your bros to get their shit back together, Japan is kicking their ass.

1. evisu
2. criminal
3. GAP JEANS

/oops

they all look like wranglers to me

i'm not a japanese denim snob, but:

i'm pretty stoked on the Levi's Capital E Stacked Skinny's. really nice wash, slim (i bought them a size up so they weren't tights), and really long so they bunch up.

also, i know shasta thinks they're poorly made, but APCs make nice low end/high end jeans.

is this a gay joke? if so, well done. give yourself a pat on the ass for that one.

steve i had no idea!!

also: i'm not really sure what a "buffalo plaid" lumberjack shirt is, but we've got buffalo, plaid, AND lumberjacks, so I'm pretty sure whatever it is you're looking for, it's right here in sunny Montana. also, cowboy shit.

I NEVER READ THAT

It's still there. I know this because I stepped on it when I got up for work today, and it was squishy.

i licked it :(

1 Farfisa VIP-200R organ
1 Hartke bass amp (w/ SWR cab)
1 Roland JX-3P synth
1 Fender Rhodes stand (stolen)
1 mic stand (held together by elaborate duct tape construct)
1 bag w/ mic, cables, pedals
1 sleeping bag
1 very small beanbag chair (note: not previous peed on)
1 half-eaten bag of cashews
4 empty once-upon-a-time weed baggies
2 empty, crushed Sparks cans (herro officer)
1 pair of dirty underwear (boxerbriefs)
1 once white, now yellow/brown t-shirt (smells of mildew)
1 spilled coffee mug (floor of back seat [why was it back there?])
3 cds (tuatara - breaking the ethers, ween - the mollusk, bjork - vespertine)
1 discman (bought 1998 [older than my son])
2 Transformers (Jolt & Reverb [Decepticon mini-con team])
1 note in the boy's handwriting "Dear Dad, you smell. Love, Artemus" (Artemus is my nephew)
1 lonely, empty White Castle box
various stains and detritus

i just got home to brohio and my apartment smells like a basement. i'm not sure why but it could be mouse turds that i can't see. also i didn't wash my sheets before i left (i didn't think they were that dirty anyway) so my room smells like a gym locker and my hott landlord just had to come over because the gas got turned off so i had to tell him it smelled like mice or basements and i'm afraid he thought it was me. also my stovetop was incredibly dirty because that's the one thing i fucking HATE to clean (it just doesn't get clean, all that baked on crap). i'm pretty sure he didn't mind that but i hate when people might find out you are a dirtbag.

once i left some dirty dishes on the counter and didn't wash them because the sink was clogged for a couple days and after it got fixed i got really really busy and had no time to clean them and they got fruit fly eggs in them :( i've learned my lesson, though

The best case scenario places it at December 15th (2006).

Huh.

I'm not making this any better for myself, am I?

BEDROOM HALF OF APARTMENT COVERED IN DIRTY CLOTHES. NEED TO WASH SHEETS AND TOWELS TOO. FEBREZE NO LONGER WORKING.

BATHROOM SINK COVERED IN FINE LAYER OF FILTH. ALSO HAIR.

MY KITCHEN SINK KEEPS GETTING STOPPED UP AND VOMITING WEIRD GROSS WATER AND GUNK.

BIRD POOPED ON MY JACKET. I CLEANED IT OFF WITH A WET NAP.

Come back when this is bi-annual and you will be awarded black belt in dirt bag style.

fifth degree.

no drop-off service near you??

i have been cleaning, and not just staring at piles of stuff but dismantling them, catharsis style.

i did some serious cleaning this weekend and expected to finish re-arranging my apartment but instead i've gone back to throwing laundry all over the place and letting dirty dishes pile up while i have things like dismantled bookcases and piles of cds and armchairs sitting in the middle of rooms.

i did eat taco chips and chipotle salsa for breakfast though

it's like $3 more in the end! so worth it

but yeah inevitably they'll mess it up sooner or later

fell asleep fully clothed on my couch last night, but somehow that doesn't seem all that bad anymore.

-- be home by 11 (dr.carl.saga...), January 30th, 2007 12:15 PM. (orion) (later) (link) (admin)

i have lost track of how many times this has happened recently (but on my bed, cause i don't have a couch)

You probably have your own rice-cooker, too, doncha.

Man, one time outside the co-op across from my house, I found this 8-pack of designer canned soups. Turducken, quail,, all kinds of great stuff! I didn't have any food at the time (which was why I was looking outside the co-op: food was left in the parking lt & by the dumpster a lot), so I was K-EXCITED. But when I got home & saw them in the light I discovered they were designer dog foods.

-- Abbott, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 1:49 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Link

wow.

Turducken dog food!!!

dog food style

omg guys you should have seen the condition i just left my apartment in. bye bye security deposit. u_u

That's kind of a great feeling though.

i felt like i was leaving the scene of a crime

my apartment's stairwell smelled like gross cat food and puke this morning

I have no security deposit on my current place, does that mean I get to not clean it? dear landlord, sorry about the mildew in the bathroom and kitchen floor stickiness that never seems to go away

before i moved to ldn, i figured out that my building's mgmt company had about 4 months worth of rent in various bullshit deposits and fees. cleaning, moving stuff out save for what i wanted to take with me, and paying the last month's rent quickly fell by the wayside.

i had no security deposit at the first apt i lived in in manhattan. i left that place looking like a murder scene.

I got you all beat, I bought a whole house just so I could use it to murder people

like, literally, between the sangria vomit stains and the red hair dye spills all over the carpet.

xpost uh

wow

oh come on

ok that is funny, yr right

found maggots in trash can the other day

car has been missing side view mirror for almost 14 months

havent changed water in wading pool in my driveway for 2 weeks, still get in it when drunk

I have no hope of getting my security deposit back, I just hope they don't try to charge me for anything beyond that. Can they do that??

yes

dead milipedes/spiders/insects everywhere all over the floor of my room

gross!!

i kinda draw the line at bugs and vermin - that and health effects are the main motivations for cleaning apartment
still have stacks of papers and books everywhere but kitchen and bathroom though - that might never change, as it never has

three years of cat vomit & poop stains on the carpet :(

rent a shop vac????

hree years of cat vomit & poop stains on the carpet :(

-- Jordan, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 7:56 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that too.

actually the bugs aren't so bad now since i vacuumed, dusted, etc. the other day. still my room gets a lot of bugs:-/

ughh drinking 40s of steel reserve cuz wana get drunk and no $$.

Steel Reserve tastes like that weird sawdust stuff they used to soak up pukes out of the carpet in elementary school.

stop dude

that stuff was a little lemony

steel reserve was drink of choice jr year of HS, before we moved on to gennesee cream ale.

yah well you'll come back to it in your late 20s. we all do.

how am i living an even dirt baggier lifestyle than i was a year ago

new york will do that to a man.

yeah even the trees in new york are dirtbags

also can I use "dirt baggier" for a character in my new play

ha

all my shoes have holes in them, i have discovered

my pits stink.

(but i like it.)

me too rrrobyn! it's really sad. even my longest lasting shoes, the doc martens that i've had for 12 years, got holes in them this year. r.i.p. shoesss

Tombot that character's name has to be pronounced "Deert Baw-j-yay". He's Francophone Swiss.

write a research paper for a high school kid for 75 bucks

that's real

I am wondering if I can make my sneakers look nice again with WD40?

Dr. Bronners and a brillo sponge

i was wondering if i could fix the hole in the heal of my sneaker with super glue and rubber cement?

totally

Dr. Bronners and a brillo sponge

-- sexyDancer, Thursday, November 15, 2007 5:17 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i have these

I cleaned my sneaks destroyed inna No Fun Fest mosh pit this way.

not a brillo pad tho!

Oh, I'm Dirty Dan, the world's dirtiest man,
I never have taken a shower.
I can't see my shirt--it's so covered with dirt,
And my ears have enough to grow flowers.

But the water is either a little too hot,
Or else it's a little too cold.
I'm musty and dusty and patchy and scratchy
And mangy and covered with mold.
But the water is always a little too hot,
Or else it's a little too cold.

I live in a pen with five hogs and a hen
And three squizzly lizards who creep in
My bed, and they itch as I squirm, and I twitch
In the cruddy old sheets that I sleep in.

In you looked down my throat with a flashlight, you'd note
That my insides are coated with rust.
I creak when I walk and I squeak when I talk,
And each time I sneeze I blow dust.

The thought of a towel and soap makes me howl,
And when people have something to tell me
They don't come and tell it--they stand back and yell it.
I think they're afraid they might smell me.

The bedbugs that leap on me sing me to sleep,
And the garbage flies buzz me awake.
They're the best friends I've found and I fear they might drown
So I never go too near a lake.

Each evening at nine I sit down to dine
With the termites who live in my chair,
And I joke with the bats and have intimate chats
With the cooties who crawl in my hair.

I'd brighten my life if I just found a wife,
But I fear that will never be
Until I can find a girl, gentle and kind,
With a beautiful face and a sensitive mind,
Who sparkles and twinkles and glistens and shines--
And who's almost as dirty as me.

i just found a mummified carrot under my couch :o

looks like dirty dan found his girl

ughh drinking 40s of steel reserve cuz wana get drunk and no $$.

omigod i need to get a job pronto before i tread any further towards semi-alchoholism

i hate, hate, hate, to say it, but i guess that i'm one of those people who needs some external structure in my life...elsewise i tend to end up fucking off and indulging all of my worst tendencies

i've moved up to 40's of high life and 24 cans of tecate.

cheers, brah

that's a program I can get with

Steel Reserve = instant headache

oh man I would kill for a tall boy of tecate right now

i hate, hate, hate, to say it, but i guess that i'm one of those people who needs some external structure in my life...elsewise i tend to end up fucking off and indulging all of my worst tendencies

dude this is basically true about everybody

bad decisions were made at corner store last night while puzzling over what cheap stuff to get. i am now the proud owner of a 4-pack(wtf?) of 16-oz cans of Steel Reserve and wondering what am I gonna do with this swill...5 bucks. 5 bucks. i coulda bought a six of wholesome pints of beck's for 8 bucks, but my mojo in several major areas of life last night was malfunctioning. or something.

dude this is basically true about everybody

yeah, but there are those exceptions-- not even classic type-A personalities, but more just people who are on some self-ordained mission in life, and who get their shit accomplished lickety-split.

i am in that subset of people who would never be bored when they retire...like i can always find something to do, but one of the problems is that i tend to gravitate towards least path of resistance stuff. so i genuinely enjoy and appreciate my "free time", but not much of it is spent doing things of consequence that would be fulfilling in some long-term sense (creative pursuits, other stuff that i know would be valuable as far as lol "personal growth"). i've regressed to being 19 years-old or thereabouts.

i am going to hang out this evening with a friend who is ex-military, and he does stuff like exercise in a gym everyday, even when he is traveling. i find that part of him to be completely intimidating.

How long has he been ex-, though? I used to know someone who said that for months after his discharge it didn't occur to him NOT to get up at 7am for a 6-mile formation run and some push-ups, but I can testify that he shook off the straight-lacing eventually.

dell, maybe you should http://twilight.mahoro-net.org/~aterizak/stopposting.gif

How long has he been ex-, though? I used to know someone who said that for months after his discharge it didn't occur to him NOT to get up at 7am for a 6-mile formation run and some push-ups, but I can testify that he shook off the straight-lacing eventually.

Um, he's been out for...a dozen years, probably! He is a wonderful guy in countless respects, but he does still retain this edge which I'm pretty sure came from his military years, and which comes across as a rigidity in his personality that I sometimes find irritating. I could care less about his dedication to working out; I'm glad that he does something on a regular basis that obviously makes him feel good...but sometimes, agh, he can be a little frustrating.

Come to think of it, even before he went into the military, he had a weird side to him...like he would insist on playing an album side all the way through-- absolutely no skipping around tracks! But at the same time he was a "wild and crazy guy", like funny punk rock-ish haircut, uninibited as far as walking up to strangers and behaving like some mash of Jim Carrey/Robin Williams, etc.

A complex man!

NB, any complaints I have with him are probably due to me feeling like he harbors the notion that I am some loser because of my habitually dissolute lifestyle...

i think my lifestyle is 50% cutty and 50% chaki

chaki, I know, that's sound advice. It's just the all-pervasiveness of the internet is so indidious that, y'know, in-between looking up jobs online and sending out resumes, it's soooo easy to give in to the temptation to mosey on over to ilx and hang out.

it's soooo easy to give in to the temptation to mosey on over to ilx and hang out.

srsly otm. the first month i was unemployed i speant maybe a total of 10 minutes on ilx. by the 10th week i was miserable all over the place (as chaki will attest). good luck man.

speant? i need a nap.

this is dirt bag style not sad sack session!

was there an equivalent to pigpen in the sad sack comic books? i can't remember.

wikipedia says: Supporting characters included "The Sarge" (Sack's platoon sergeant, the potbellied and tough but reasonable Sergeant Circle); "Slob Slobinski" (Sack's buddy); "The General" (General Rockjaw, always drawn with dark glasses, cigarette holder and Ascot tie) "Sadie Sack" (Sad's redheaded female cousin, in the WACs), "Ol' Sod Sack," Sad's hillbilly uncle, and "Muttsy" the dog. The spin-off Sad Sack Navy, Gobs 'n' Gals had the supporting character "Gabby Gob".

so Slob Slobinski it is!

http://www.sadsack.net/BigHBooks.gif

http://www.sadsack.net/Sad-Sack-292web.jpg

lol, big H books

dell wtf @ u

exactly, right?

lol "dell"

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scratch n sniff of mystery stain on jeans reveals it to be tomato sauce
just downed bud tallboy opened last night

same clothes everyday

also no shower this morning and fuck shaving

hi-5

wife won't let me wear hoodie because it smells like homeless person. said she could smell it from across the room

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wondering whether or not to clean litter box, mentally considering chances of getting lucky tonight

explain

it's a custom in some parts not to change the litter box before a big date

it's good luck!

that's what i tell myself anyway

got laid tonight. bitch is so foine. hottest chick ive ever fucked. bitch is sleepin right now in my bed, did not change litter box. lol. lol. lol.
-c

-c

wondering whether or not to clean litter box, mentally considering chances of getting lucky tonight

^^^

i had a girl come over recently when i had not cleaned the litter box, i think i actually told her that i was rolling dirt bag style that week.

i notice you dont mention that you got lucky

;_;

(there was making out, tho)

found a woman's hair in my sheets the other day, is definitely several weeks old. must change sheets

found a blonde woman's hair in my fiancee's bra the other day, hmmmmmmmmmm

sports bra

must look into this so-called "gym"

with binoculars?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RHlhHBExL._AA280_.jpg

"oh, i think it must be my personal trainer's"

^^ not an explanation

hell yes it is.

paging j cutty esq.

wondering whether or not to clean litter box, mentally considering chances of getting lucky tonight

before i moved in, gf would just buy $10 litterboxes and throw the whole thing out (w/ sand & poop) once every six weeks

six weeks??? gross.

your gf was rollin' dirt bag style for sure.

hahaha

my old roomate (never gf, dnw) would literally throw dishes out if she felt like it was too much work to clean them, like if it took more than a couple scrubs w/ the sponge

sorry for misuse of 'literally'

all girls are dirty

and wasteful, apparently

i got inspired to change a lot of my dirt bag ways after buying seasons 1-5 of monk on DVD but the other day i found a 2 week old tupperware of sweet potato pie and i just tossed the tupperware in the trash w/o even trying

throwing potato chips in my own face lastnight was defly dirt bag style.

ya sometimes you gotta just go for the nuclear option on old tupperware.

xxpost

but yeah, it was pretty bad w/ the catbox, i think that's why the cat has social anxiety and asperger's now

"oh, i think it must be my personal trainer's"

^^ not an explanation

-- moonship journey to baja, Friday, February 15, 2008 5:47 PM (Friday, February 15, 2008 5:47 PM) Bookmark Link

you are starting to sound like ross on friends!

is he

hmmm i've been getting that comparison (based on voice, tics, personality, appearance) since high school ...

apparently this thread is better than a WDYLL

what do you LIVE like.

RIGHT????

WDYLL, aspie cat?

ILX is a haven for shut-in aspie cats.

shut-in aspie tabbies.

HOW CAN I SMOKE POT AND WASH DISHES AT ONCE

hold the joint in the corner of your mouth like a cowboy

duh

Garfield is a total stoner, no?

Snoopy was on acid a bunch, but I'm thinking Garfield and Jon spent many days sucking atta bong.

you should start a blog.

dirtbagstyle.blogspot.com

I'M ON IT!

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u_u

they not dead, them doggies just sleepin

at least i hope so, because otherwise some dude sent me an unsolicited burned cd with photos of dead dogs on it

Ever hit someone's parked car and not left a note?

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/upcoming_date_only_thing_between

this is real f***ing talk

i had organic brown rice, carrot & cilantro salad and grilled tamari tofu and onions for dinner.

hooray marriage

oh and raw salad greens and chopped radishes in miso

OTOH wife is total slob when it comes to laundry and clothes

my closet looks like this, from left to right

black tech jackets
black non-tech jackets
navy non-tech jackets
black hoodies
charcoal hoodies
navy hoodies
black sweaters
navy sweaters
black cardigans
navy cardigans
grey jackets
grey hoodies
grey cardigans
work shirts and flannels, tonally organized from black to charcoal to navy to green to blue and red flannels
short sleeve shirts, tonally organized from black to navy to grey to off-whites
white long sleeve dress shirts (i have like ten)
blue long sleeve dress shirts (first stripes, then ginghams, then solids, each tonally organized from lightest to darkest)
black long sleeve dress shirts
plaid long sleeve shirts in reds and greens
jeans

and then the shoes are arranged in original boxes, neat piles by brand: adidas / vans / nike

socks and underwear in separate baskets on top, ties divided by fabric

wifes closet looks like that part of that begnini movie "life is beautiful" when he rounds the corner and finds the huge pile of dead bodies, except it's clothes. this pile spills into the bedroom.

you might be looking for the "professional nerd style" thread?
i kid, i kid. i love.

but i've been goin commando for two days now cuz i've managed to neither get my laundry together nor buy more underwears.

OTOH wife is total slob when it comes to laundry and clothes

my closet looks like this, from left to right

...000...
...000...
...000...
....0....
__SHDRZ__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__CHEZT__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__PANTZ__
__SHOEZ__
__SHOEZ__

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, March 4, 2009 10:50 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this would be lol if you didn't have his and hers closets

what does your zing mean ethan

i dont think it's a zing - it's the refrain from the song "wipe me down" - "SHOULDERS/CHEST/PANTS/SHOES" - so i think it's an obtuse joke about your organized closet

that post he attributed to you is an old luriqua post tho

you should be honored tbh

dirtbag style in the world

que romantico

I woke up on a thursday morning to find 6 tallies of busch ice littering my bedroom floor and a half-smoked cigarette sitting in a bottle cap on my dresser....I'm really glad I saved that

My cat pukes up hairballs so much that sometimes I can't be bothered to clean them up until they have dried.

It's probably easier to clean them up then anyway. You're just saving yourself some work.

ty

Side view mirror on my car is held in place with packing tape.

my car passsed the national car test, with a sticky note on the results page recommending a wash

My cat pukes up hairballs so much that sometimes I can't be bothered to clean them up until they have dried.

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, May 4, 2010 3:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

oh god i know how that is!

now that my kitty's shedding her winter coat, she's licking up more hair and thus producing more hairballs. yechh.

also i am shirtless right now bwhahahaha

one time I passed a car wash fundraiser, and one of the dudes running it looks at me sitting in my car and yells out "YOU NEED YOUR CAR WASHED, BRO!" which I couldn't even argue against and I turned to go into it

i stopped cleaning my ears after reading about how it's not good/neccessary. still doesn't feel right

I just cock each ear up to the shower and let the water run through the inside of it instead of using qtips. can't abide by earwax