Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

HSTENCIL

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't know what this means?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

is this when a chap comes out of nowhere to defend a femposter?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

remy

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

adam

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Caitlin is right, leave her alone

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

thanks for saving me, gear, those guys are assholes *high five, buy you a milkshake*

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

no prob. *finger-snap, point*

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

What's the correlation between this and the dudes who want to see ilxchixors make out?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

not much, because i'm firmly in the latter camp only.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

"firmly"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

t/s saving cyber-hoes vs. oscillating weiners

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil is like James Brown in Fingers

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't know what that is either!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

JIM Brown, rather!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

(it's this James Toback movie with Harvey Keitel)

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

It is me OR hstencil, i think. I only do this with very special people, though.

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

oh wait. "on ILX"????

Never mind. ignore my answer.

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

you are married, adam.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, and I'm also a gentleman.

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:27 (eighteen years ago) link

remy and hstencil

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still not sure I understand the term.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

adam, dont be slow.

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm certainly trying.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys are all on crack.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

because the answer is tuomas.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

good pick!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah. very good.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Kenan?

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

male hoes?

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the flirting threads will yield results.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

definitely kenan. i like tuomas, he's kind and good-natured. also he looks like he could be my brother!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

so he wants you to think

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

sometimes you never know these types until they choose to reveal themselves

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, I really don't think it's me or hstencil. Not even close.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Gear, maybe.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I would say M. White, except I don't think he's very serious about it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I understand Michael, because I'm not being serious either. He likes French stuff more than me though.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Miccio

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i mean jesus christ the guy goes off on me for not liking some chick's hairy nipples and i'm the male feminist?!??! get one sense of perspective, noizeduders.

xpost you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs. like i said, i don't deny the latter.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't think this thread is about "male feminists."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I like a bit of feminism

(/Ali G)

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.kellerverkauf.de/epost/imagesha/LICH.jpg

LICHES BEFORE BITCHES

― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

jaymc if it wasn't it would be called Captain-Sex-A-Cyber-Ho, duh!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

but i don't read this as men who stick up for women's rights, i read it as men who stick up for individual women -- perhaps in unsavory ways, and perhaps when they don't even need to be stuck up for.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

but who knows. i didn't respond to this thread for a long time because i couldn't figure out what it was about, either.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

you make it sound like sorta a bad thing

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck sticking up for people. i think i'm just gonna stick up people.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck batman and robin, i'm robbin' with a bat, man.

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

the answer is hstence because Tuomas is part woman anyway; he's just bonding.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link

the definition of captain save-a-ho that i'm familiar with is a guy who's attracted to crazy women, partly for sex but also because he just really likes to help.

― dan (dan), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Kenan!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link

In that case it's probably me.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Kenan

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:58 (eighteen years ago) link

a lot of people

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

are the biggest

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:10 (eighteen years ago) link

kenan

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:24 (eighteen years ago) link

so you guys are saying tokyo rosemary's crazy? i wouldn't say that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:28 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

tokyo rosemary is one of the least crazy people on ilx!

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link

she does have an abnormal knitting fetish though.

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:32 (eighteen years ago) link

the definition of captain save-a-ho that i'm familiar with is a guy who's attracted to crazy women, partly for sex but also because he just really likes to help.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i was still working with the "springs to chixor's defense" theory. but i think that definition is perhaps better.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah by the capn save a crazy def i can't see anyone really approaching tuomas

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:36 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm more like a guy who's attracted to women, for sex.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

1. captain save a cyber ho - some poor loser who thinks that by e-defending a slut whom he's never met in real life will win her over and reward him with free sex if they ever meet (which they won't)

― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:47 (eighteen years ago) link

ahh i was sort of right

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah fuck that, i'd rather just fuck. fuck the defending bullshit.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:03 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:05 (eighteen years ago) link

It seems like he's campaigning for the title, yes.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:14 (eighteen years ago) link

wait what???

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you think M4nde3 would bone me?

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs

beneath the male feminist often lies the male horndog

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:42 (eighteen years ago) link

ain't nothin' beneath this horndog!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i think we're all forgetting something....

jess

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:02 (eighteen years ago) link

jess has had sex?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Jess has ever defended anybody.

― Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the theory behind Cap'n Save A Ho allows for the possibility that the Captain hasn't in fact had sex, but merely pines for it, the pining manifesting itself in awkward stabs at chivalry.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

except P1tchfork, these days

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I think the theory behind Cap'n Save A Ho allows for the possibility that the Captain hasn't in fact had sex, but merely pines for it, the pining manifesting itself in awkward stabs at chivalry.

another point for it not being me, then.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think Jess has ever defended anybody.

Don't forget about Tripe.

― pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, but you forget i have actually had sex with ethan

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/v2/news/0904/02/1/images/0.jpg

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

not great sex, but nonetheless

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (eighteen years ago) link

hi jess!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:31 (eighteen years ago) link

hi! that was just an experiment! i guess i was un-banned at some point. i suspect i will be re-banned soonish.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:32 (eighteen years ago) link

only if you try to have sex with me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:40 (eighteen years ago) link

(Is Jess female?)

-- Momus (nic...), May 1st, 2003 11:42 PM.

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only my undertaker knows for sure
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:44 PM.

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wait JESS is a woman? I thought all of you LAFFED at me when i told my story of thinking jess was a woman named jessICA back on the "wish happy birthday to jess" thread earlier this year ?
and now everyone is treating jess as a female? WTF? is there a mangina here???????????????

-- Vic (Iodine99...), May 1st, 2003 11:45 PM.

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Based on nothing:

Round 1 results:
kate over ally
jess over felicity

Round 2
POO: kate v jess

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:47 PM.

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best thread evah
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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JESS over FELICITY? what kind of crazy world do you live in?
-- di smith (lucylure...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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based on vic's info:
The hottest chick on the board is JESS!
BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!)

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.

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fear the gaping mouth of my demon vagina
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:51 PM.

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:45 (eighteen years ago) link

i wish you noise types no ill will.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (eighteen years ago) link

it's true, you haven't maligned us in print anytime recently that i'm aware of.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

but seriously congratulations on your fancy new job. heard about that the other day.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

haha

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm working on a big "HSTENCIL IS A COCK" cover story, don't worry

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

j/k thanx

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

now hstencil, see if you can get jess and dominique to make out

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:55 (eighteen years ago) link

she is so out of my league it isn't even funny

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:56 (eighteen years ago) link

but you both think lightning bolt sounds like metallica!!!!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

all of a sudden i'm flashing back to the girl i dated for a week in high school because she "liked fIREHOSE."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

whats the job strongo?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

military strongman

― strng hlkngnt (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:00 (eighteen years ago) link

no, someone actually gave me control of a music section

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i promise to be KIND TO NOISE...no more screeds

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i imagine i'll have about as much luck pitching you as people who i haven't slagged off online.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

haha AND IT BEGINS

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:03 (eighteen years ago) link

great jess, i love the pennysaver

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

haha joel if you've got something keyed to a bmore show go for it...i've got far more annoying people on ilx pitching me

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:05 (eighteen years ago) link

hi jess!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

$10 to whoever guesses who started bugging me even before my first day

hi blount!

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I'd like to nurse her back to health, etc.

-- The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

miccio?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:07 (eighteen years ago) link

no, i like miccio

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

ethan!

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

hint: ;-)

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Eddy. i hear there are pay cuts at VV

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:09 (eighteen years ago) link

most unfun, gear

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

ah so the first big story will be a five pager on the return of the Pumpkins

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

jess, i like you, i've always thought your anger was funny, but seriously, this is the most human and nice i've ever seen you

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:11 (eighteen years ago) link

are you ok?

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

congrats jess! thats rad.

ned could be the listings editor.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

or is this what not hating your job can do for a person?

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

SOMEONE GIVE JOREL A JOB!

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:14 (eighteen years ago) link

haha i am still a pretty bitter guy!

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I AM JUST TRYING TO EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

i would be much nicer if i had gainful, meaningful employment, yes. or at least i think so. it's been so long since i had a job like that it's hard to remember what it would be like, to like a job.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:20 (eighteen years ago) link

stence i thought you were working for mlb?

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Jess: you working for City Paper?

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:37 (eighteen years ago) link

yes

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:39 (eighteen years ago) link

i think i mentioned this before but seriously try to get them to bring back that comic strip week in review page they used to have. also you should get jamal lewis to review the young jeezy album.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

they have a lot of comics! i think they take comics very seriously there

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:42 (eighteen years ago) link

i got fired in june, and it was temp anyway.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

hi jess!

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:01 (eighteen years ago) link

no no no - this!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I know Ade ISN'T Ethan, but are they brothers or something?

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:04 (eighteen years ago) link

haha OMG

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:12 (eighteen years ago) link

LUANN: Gunther lays some bling-bling on Bernice. "But I don't have anything to give you," she says as she starts opening the box Wednesday. "You do," Gunther replies, "you just don't know it yet." Big pimpin' Gunther!

orffle

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:15 (eighteen years ago) link

blount i am making it my life's mission to get this reinstated

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Wednesday, Marmaduke scares off a parcel-delivery man.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:19 (eighteen years ago) link

like 80% of my mark trail appreciation is due to that column

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:21 (eighteen years ago) link

did you ever read that article ian mackaye wrote on mark trail?

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link

MARMADUKE: Saturday, Marmaduke cowers in the bed because he fears the wind.

― strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:25 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHA!

EVERYBODY JUST PAUSE!

CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-HO IS A QUOTE FROM THE LATEST REALWORLD!!!

adrian, i kiss you

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

i just crave-a-ho, y'know?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:27 (eighteen years ago) link

(xp) old shit

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:28 (eighteen years ago) link

OKAY WHO IS GOING TO GET JOREL A JOB AND BE A CAPTAIN-SAVE-A-BRO ?!?!??

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:32 (eighteen years ago) link

probably my britishes ho.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:33 (eighteen years ago) link

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I was appearing as a guest on this one talk show, discussing my philosophies on relationships, and one of the topics was "How a women can please her man." Read the first page

Statistically Improbable Phrases (SIPs): (learn more)
super scrub, dingy girl, rich black men, attention freaks, paternity shows, real gold digger, teenage player, true hustler, gambling player, smooth player, cute lil, multiple women, causes many women, professional victim, potential sex partner, potential girlfriend, booty call

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Prince Charming, Take the Chickenhead Test, The Victim Hustle, Female Promiscuity, Eric Benet, Halle Berry, Star Jones, Captain Save-a-Ho, The D-class, Bill Clinton, Tammy Faye

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

that's "working lady"

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Take the Chickenhead Test

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:41 (eighteen years ago) link

who is captain save-a-bro, then?

― ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:53 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty, obviously.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Who is the biggest Captain-Stomp-A-Ho?

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Sgt. Clock-A-Ho

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

captain shave-a-ho

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:00 (eighteen years ago) link

captain sail-a-boat

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Jeezup Hosedown

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:03 (eighteen years ago) link

captain haley joel

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:08 (eighteen years ago) link

cap-in-ass-of-billy-joel

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Jes: If you ever meet a photographer named Michelle Gienow tell her I'm her biggest fan!

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:39 (eighteen years ago) link

jess when CAN we start bugging you?

(also, as to thread title something in my head screams "ronan" but i have no idea why)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:47 (eighteen years ago) link

jimmy mod, you studying photography? you have stuff online? i remember that really nicely lit shot of yrself and wondered what your other stuff looked like

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 05:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i did freelance for CP (not a writer, don't worry) and had a negative experience with the person i dealt with. kick em in the nuts hard if you get the chance.

but congrats. Lee G. seems like a cool guy.

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 11:33 (eighteen years ago) link

jimmy mod, you studying photography? you have stuff online? i remember that really nicely lit shot of yrself and wondered what your other stuff looked like

-- JAXON (jaso...), August 31st, 2005.

I do a lot of stuff; I work in TV, mostly, and my photo work these days consists of me exploiting my access to various situations (inc. backstage @ Fashion Week in NYC and Ribbie Kinevl's reality show and the Toronto Film Festival next week). I also fuck around with this and that and I am handy with all the requisite tools (I electrocuted myself the first time I plugged in a set of strobes, so maybe that's my problem). I've done some assisting and like it enough, but prefer documentary...

These are probably too big for ILX, but you get the idea...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/DSC_0229.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/geometry.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/legs.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y155/rgin/MPLS0352.jpg

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

nice pix. what do you do on tv? where are you? the little wings on robbie are great.

― JAXON (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the thread where hstencil offers his aid to the damsels of the noise board

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 17:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I do camera work and I do audio work; obv I take more still pictures when I do audio because most of the time I am twiddling my thumbs and looking around blankly.

― The Original Jimmy Mod: Waiting for the return of the Lohan's titties (The Famo, Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

SUPERAIDSWOLF

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I would say M. White, except I don't think he's very serious about it.

Dudes, I am as serious as I can be. It's just hard for me to resist the impulse to tease, and the more obscurely the better.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

dude jon that wasn't funny on that one thread.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), September 16th, 2005 2:22 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Friday, 16 September 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://jerkbeast.com/images2/captainsave.1114204347.gif

― CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ;_; (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 24 September 2005 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

3:06:13 AM hpencil: CAPN CYBER SAVE A HO HERE TO SAVE THE DAY I MEAN HO.
3:06:19 AM tehresa: haha
3:07:53 AM tehresa: so i am HO now?!
3:08:12 AM hpencil: probably, according to jw.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 24 September 2005 22:08 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/12/07/tommy_lee_wideweb__430x297.jpg

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Saturday, 24 September 2005 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought that this had been decided

― terry lennox. (gareth), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Joel isn't happy about his bad rep!

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought he was more ho than Cap'n Save a Ho.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

HO SNAP

― kurt broder (dr g), Sunday, 25 September 2005 00:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Jorel only saves Britishes girlies now, but I could be wrong.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Sunday, 25 September 2005 04:54 (eighteen years ago) link

hmmmm

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Sunday, 25 September 2005 05:13 (eighteen years ago) link

ilx.p3r.net/thread.php?showall=true&msgid=6236326#6244826

― amon (eman), Sunday, 25 September 2005 05:17 (eighteen years ago) link

SO ROMANTIC

-- Jonothong Williamsmang (SUCCUM...), October 4th, 2005 10:16 AM. (ex machina) (later)

... pity about the incipient baldness tho... surely?

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), October 4th, 2005 10:17 AM. (Dada) (later)

yeah, but what about that other completely bald asshole upthread?

-- cutty (holle...), October 4th, 2005 10:29 AM. (mcutt) (later)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

ROCKY HARDY

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't believe you called Teeny an asshole. Oh wait, you're THAT Jon Williams.

-- Rock Hardy (crump...), October 4th, 2005 4:29 PM.

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

i swear that was a crosspost

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan Perry

― The Ghost of Black Hardons for Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahahaha IT'S TRUE

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 13:51 (eighteen years ago) link

(xp) dude, jon not being able to take it is part of his schtick, do catch up please

-- kurt broder (dr_...) (webmail), October 5th, 2005 1:19 AM. (dr g) (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.scozzarisays.org/artebimba/seductionoftheinnocent/all_top17.jpg

― amon (eman), Monday, 10 October 2005 21:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Name Is Reserved
'JOEL HUNT' is in use by a registered user. If you are that user you can log in below, otherwise go back and enter a different name.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

You certainly look stunning, Jocelyn. And I second Ai Lien's comment on Katharine's eyes. So deep and green.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...) (webmail), October 11th, 2005.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 04:09 (eighteen years ago) link

haha what a creep

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 05:36 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/8413/f50zh8gm.gif

― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i was just captain'd in AIM chat ; (

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Someone trying to save you?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 October 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

someone thought that two vaguely linked comments i made meant i was insulting someone else in an ungentlemanly manner and rushed to her defense and a protacted discussion about what i said took place, whilst i slipped out quietly.

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

did you club her and drag her back to your cave?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

natch!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.medievalfantasiesco.com/Chivalry-talk.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:21 (eighteen years ago) link

basements: the modern cave

― amon (eman), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:26 (eighteen years ago) link

radiator and chain: the modern wedding band

― gear (gear), Thursday, 13 October 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

why is ILM more male-dominated than ILE?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 15 October 2005 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

236. i can't get on AIM to reassure ian.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), October 17th, 2005 11:32 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 02:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"reassure" more like.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link

erasure more like

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 18 October 2005 10:04 (eighteen years ago) link

"sexual horizon." that's like when you're driving along and see a couple of water towers shaped like boobs off in the distance, isn't it?

-- amon (...), October 16th, 2005. (eman) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^^^^^^^^^^ amon's first bad joke

-- cutty (holle...), October 16th, 2005. (mcutt) (link) (admin) (userip)

it's like "difficult second album syndrome". We KNOW he's funny, and thus he fails us.

-- Lion-O (adamr...), October 16th, 2005. (nordicskilla) (link) (admin) (userip)

i thought it was funny, amon

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), October 16th, 2005. (caitxa1) (link) (admin) (userip)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

it's...caitlin

― Munki (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

good point

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 04:48 (eighteen years ago) link

My roommate's rich boss who has lived in nyc for 20 years doesn't know where bushwick or **williamsburg** is

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Jon are you calling me a cyber-ho?

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y85/SenTora/ton-cut.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Whoever it was that banned me from ILE.
I would hazard a guess it was middleagey.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

were you banned today after making the kerry thread

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

wait...I thought Jon was feminazi

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Yep.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

so like off-topic but like what do you do if you increasingly find out by the month that your SO's tastes in women (or men) are totally disgusting? Like every time someone revives an old thread on ILX, there he is saying something pervy about a deadly ugly woman. Or you see an old film from 1992 and he's like "Oh I used to have a big crush on her!" and you're like whoa didn't know you liked gremlins! I mean, do you start thinking, "Shit, I'm a gremlin?"

Just a digression.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

ally you always look through the photo album by the fifth date

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

he doesn't HAVE any photos. Of anyone!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

wait no there's one photo of him kind of chunky (which was surprising) in uniform shaking some butchie's hand while receiving some kind of diploma, but I put that away cos it was weird and scary.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

and you're like whoa didn't know you liked gremlins!

haaaaa

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't have many photos.

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

There is a Phoebe Cates joke in here somewhere...

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

My guess is that before he met you, Tom was a closeted homosexual who would just pick random women to have fake "crushes" on, to hide his secret passion for Charles Bronson-esque older men. But you are so hotttt that you converted him to the straight path. Congrats.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

you only say that cos you and him secretly wanna make out!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

You only say that because you want to watch me and Tom make out.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

There has to be a way we can make this EVEN CREEPIER.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:46 (eighteen years ago) link

tumoas.jpg

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

twotumoases.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

tuomatos.jpg

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

is that like a tuomas/matos hybrid?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

you say tuomatos, I say tombmatmos...

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Ken L to thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:44 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/8e/b6/pr-Toys-NECA_Gremlins_Stripe_Head_Knocker-resized200.jpg

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images.hollywood.com/images/4_369231.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i told my grandfather that photo would come back to haunt him

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Feminazi, why were you banned? That is lame.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

See thread title. http://www.ctjohnson.com/Arrow-up.jpg
First they banned the login and now the IP.

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

That's fucking stupid. Soon, the only good ILE threads (you know, the ones with SPICE) will be on Aja/Dante.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

i banned feminazi myself, yesterday, from the noize board, for about ten minutes. it was a sudden urge

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I want to start my own board where I can just ban people at random, and call it "I guess I really DO mind everything."

This fun game, sadly, will never happen.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

free feminazi

― Paranoid Spice (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die

― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Mods with ban sticks off the shoulder of ILE. I watched save-a-hoes glitter in the dark near the excelsior threads. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die

― feminazi (feminazi), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I once told (well, maybe indirectly) a girl I liked that she looked like Tom Araya

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:25 (eighteen years ago) link

theres this awesome new song by italian band ZU called TOM ARAYA IS OUR ELVIS

― howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

googleproofing

Nice work with the MSPaint, by the way.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 27 October 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

thank you

doesn't your wife post on ILX?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 October 2005 10:52 (eighteen years ago) link

what of it?

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I only thought so

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Hoes who are bros
Who like bros to be hoes
Who do bros like they’re hoes
Who do hoes like they’re bros
Always should be someone you really love

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 27 October 2005 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

After scanning this thread it makes a lot more sense to me why there's so many Captain Save-a-Cyber-Ho's on ILX.

-- Mickey (mi...), October 27th, 2005. (modestmickey) (later)

blehh

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:33 (eighteen years ago) link

don't worry rosemary, everything will be all right.

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:43 (eighteen years ago) link

there there

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

have a seat

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

are you save-a-ho-ing me??

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:10 (eighteen years ago) link

anything to drink?

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

@}-,-'-

― amon (eman), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i think you're making rosemary uncomfortable, guys. leave her be.

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:33 (eighteen years ago) link

you don't own her

― sub-dwayne nelson (dr g), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:35 (eighteen years ago) link

take her, dudes.

― knife (nordicskilla), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:38 (eighteen years ago) link

show some respect for the lady

― gear (gear), Friday, 28 October 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

revive!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:52 (eighteen years ago) link

gabbneb (if the ho is the democratic party)

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:55 (eighteen years ago) link

who is the biggest captain-save-ilx-ho?

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

ilx is beyond saving at this point!

― revolting upstairs (haitch), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:01 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost - mr. noodles

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:05 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Found a real job yet Jon?

-- Rufus 3000 (infinitecow...) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006 12:21 PM. (Mr Noodles) (later) (link)

Actually he has! I'm sure he thanks you for asking.

-- Dan (Four Days For That?) Perry (djperry@gmail.com) (webmail), February 3rd, 2006 1:46 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Saturday, 4 February 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

it took him THREE DAYS to come up with that faux-zing!

― rez one-bagger (haitch), Saturday, 4 February 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm a millionaire.... in Canadian money.

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Saturday, 4 February 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY

― Dan (Trumpet Fanfare) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 4 February 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Zoobucks.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Sunday, 5 February 2006 02:58 (eighteen years ago) link

dan perry: the biggest captain save-a-jo(n) on ILX

― rez one-bagger (haitch), Sunday, 5 February 2006 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

ROTUND FOR EXCESS HELLO DAN.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Sunday, 5 February 2006 07:09 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Personal Message of the Moment:
Well, okay, imma let you know what I`ve learned on a personal basis. You feel me? You following???
Aight, here it is...:
1)Don`t try to play "Captain Save a Nigga/Hoe", then end up becoming intimate with him/her. Choose either or, but not both. You just may get caught up in their "situation", then bringing yours down with it...DON`T LOOSE SIGHT!
2)When meeting another person off BLACKPLANET.com, try not to change your looks too much. When you have a picture on here, that is what the person you are meeting is expecting. Don`t get mad at him/her if they don`t like you when you two meet; you represented yourself WRONG! Then again...you ARE suppose to accept someone for their mind/personality, so looks shouldn`t matter...to a certain extent.

3)Do you understand the concept of "you reap what you soe"? Though most people know it`s in the Bible, it`s just a fact of life. It also just goes along with good morals and values. Now "it" may not be reaped now..tomorrow...or soon, and it may not happen to you; it can happen to a close friend, or anyone else in your circle, in which it eventually effects you. Fear the Lord!

― DON'T LOOSE SIGHT! (sleep), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Fear the Lord! Fear of a BLACKPLANET.com!

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://blacktown.net/miss_Piggy_small_mirror.gif

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

hstencil undisputed champion

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/3122_KILMARNOCK.JPG

looks like i'll have to post this here

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs. like i said, i don't deny the latter.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), August 30th, 2005 6:52 PM. (hstencil) (userip)

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Valery: you don't actually look like gollum you know
Jonathan: just pale
Valery:whatever
Valery: I'm pale

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:14 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

PRINCESS SAVE A JON

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

TWOO WUV

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

ugh.

― strongo hulkington wishes he had as many $100-dollar bills as i do (dubplatestyl, Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

awww, the lies we tell our loved ones.

― killy ii (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Not to mention the things we put up with for our friends.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

thats cute

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.witchvox.com/cats/cats_images/cat_2kittens.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

so cute.... i want a kitten.

― val (notvalery), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 23:55 (seventeen years ago) link

speaking of saving cyber hos, what happened to sugarpants?!?!??!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 18 May 2006 15:31 (seventeen years ago) link

good q, hstencil!!!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 18 May 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

ethan to entire history of rhetoric: "you're either with us or against us"

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...)

thomas in twee bill o'reilly shockah

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

did yall see that crazy oreilly thing about how schools arent gonna teach math now unless its GAY MATH

-- and what (an...)

yeah, and I thought: is he really serious? it's hard for me to believe he's serious, I know this is just me being naive but how can people who're able to form a sentence believe that shit

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...)

now you know how me and trife react to yr posts sometimes!

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

shakey had another 'dumber than a bag of hammers' moment today btw. i'm genuinely beginning to wonder if his dad didn't rape him with a bag of hammers or something when he was a kid.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"lindsay lohan's movies are dumber than an abusive dad!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

he did that on prpose, james

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

noone asks to be raped chaki

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"lindsay lohan's movies are dumber than an abusive dad!"

aw, just my luck looks cute.

― helix aspersa (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

"lindsay lohan's movies are cuter than an abusive dad!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever, you 12-yo pedophiles.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

roffz

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

that's better

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

MC Hammer is great video for an ani difranco soundtrack. he should become her hype-man/Bez.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

my sister saw hammer live in charlotte at some free festival thing last week. she showed me the footage she and her friend filmed on her digital camera. his pants ripped on stage and he had to cover the tear with a towel wrapped around the area like a loin cloth.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

did he do pumps and a bump?

btw someone ban gabbneb.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Pumps and a Bump was Deion Sanders

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no it wasn't you cap'n save-a-tim-mccarver-hater

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

yr totally right. What was Deion's contribution to the great genre of...whatever they were doing in the early/mid 90s though??? Now I can't remember.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea what you are referring to with the McCarver thing, but I don't think yr insulting me with such a statement.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what was deion's contribution to ANYTHING aside from dousing mccarver?

xpost oh man ally lemme see if youtube has it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

no youtube. : (

On October 11, Sanders played for the Falcons at Miami, then took a charter flight to Pittsburgh for the Braves' playoff game that night, hoping to become the first athlete to play in two pro sports the same day. But Braves manager Bobby Cox didn't play him. Broadcaster Tim McCarver criticized Sanders and, three days later after Atlanta won the NLCS, Neon Deion's response was to dump ice water on McCarver.

: D

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

oh I forgot about that, or maybe it just never registered in my head. It's easy to lose track of all the ridiculous stuff Deion has done. That's pretty awesome though.

But seriously I know he put out a song that was similar to Pumps and a Bump and there was an accompanying video of him dancing around in a speedo or some shit. Highly disturbing stuff, for some reason I guess I just assumed it was Pumps and a Bump because jesus god why is there two of those songs.

No, I am not going to just google this and find out.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't wanna search youtube for "hammer's pump" neither

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think "Deion in a speedo" was limited to music videos because I've never seen this video but I'm reasonably certain I've seen Deion Sanders in a speedo.

― Dan (Or Maybe That Was The Carl Lewis Video) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

killer record

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

pimpin' ain't easy, yanc3.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

wow!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

stence what was the name of hammer's horse??? anyhow primetime and hammer were pretty tight, deion was a pretty great fb player and not a bad baseball player - he hit over .300 one year! i couldn't do that! his house is truly truly awesome too. he really really sucked as a commentator though. he owned club 21 too - that used to be the spot!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i forget the name of hammer's horse or i woulda made a joke about it on cstb already.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

'bull in the hammer'

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Deion was extremely fantastically dressed, even to the day. Solid kind of person all around.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://mchammer.blogspot.com/2006/03/barry-bonds_09.html

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

hammer's horse was named Dancefloor

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i dont know how the fuck i remember that, but there ya go!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Didn't Deion do a song with Nas on the Mortal Kombat soundtrack?

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

can we talk about what a homo joe theisman is rn?

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

cap'n save-a-joe?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jamJ4-C_TME&search=carl%20lewis

― Dan (CARL LEWIS VIDEO) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

dude wtf is yr probs with Joe T?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Ade's pissed that JT dissed Ricky Williams.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

joe said he thought ricky was a stand-up guy but he didn't want to be mentioned in the same breath as him when it came to football, how he was ashamed to be a former argonaut now that rw is signing with them, etc.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well I give the guy leeway for saying dumb things, on account of the leg and all. So I kind of just zone out the words that come out of his mouth.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

allyzay in being save-a-nfl-bro non-shocker.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

somebody should be all save-a-nfl-bored since it's got no new answers, btw.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

theismann isn't a horse, ally!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

his leg doesn't fuck up his brain!

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

oh don't you even, ms. cap'n save-a-aussie-bro-with-shitty-beer!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

xp - Yeah, Theismann was clearly dumber than a rock to start with.

― milo z (mlp), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really have anything to say on the NFL board right now. I've been too busy to really follow the intrigue of the off season closely :(

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Coopers is NOT shitty beer! You're just cranky because I was sweet on the help.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

you and every other girl there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

And I debate this "Theismann isn't a horse" theory.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I didn't say it was a good idea; even *I* know better.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
TAKE THIS CONVO THERE, THEN.
-- Laurel (sininspac...), May 31st, 2006 2:31 PM. (Laurel) (admin) (userip)
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― jäxøñ (jaxon), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

haha yeah i saw that 'former argo theismann speaks out' hed on espn a couple of days ago and roffled - do you really want to be reminding people you were a former argonaut???

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

whatever cap'n save-a-thread.

to jaxon obv.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Hah.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

joe theismann is the closest thing the nfl has to an al bundy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.sportsposterwarehouse.com/warehouse/lt03pf-1.jpg http://www.post-gazette.com/images4/20060521wAPbarbaroleg_450.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

"joe theismann is the closest thing the nfl has to an al bundy"

dude what? i can think of some much better candidates

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.giants.com/uploads/players/56CAFBE9544B4D0BADFF5F70173E951F.jpg

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

well in that he doesn't play anymore and has an overdeveloped legend! give hasselbeck five years.

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

boomer esiason = bud bundy
steve young = kelly bundy
kornheiser = peg

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

dan fouts = buck

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

aikman = marcy

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

jefferson = ryan leaf

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

my checklist was 1) a profound failure in every facet of life 2) has appearance of man too tired to continue existing 3) would be fun to hang out with. i'm pretty sure i wouldn't wanna go to a strip club w/tim hasselbeck, but he has that air of impotence and resignation. i guess the question is, WHO IN THE NFL WOULD START NO MA'AM?

http://www.80stees.com/images/products/nomaam_t-shirt_link.jpg

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

sterling sharpe =

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

GAHAHA YES

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought about reviving the ILNFL board to note the passing of "Ironhead" Heyward, but only to make a "what's with this thingie??" joke.

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

DAN WHAT TEH FUCK?@?@??!??@?

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 June 2006 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

WTF momus where do you get off giving Ned shit for having a supposedly "dated" haircut, it isnt as if you're some spring chicken with anything remotely resembling a decent haircut or facial hair, FFS.
-- Trayce (dish.i...), June 5th, 2006 5:14 PM. (trayce)

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Captain-Save-A-Sideburnless-Ho

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i bet ned would get tons of clam if he just chopped some of that shit off tho.

― INSANE CLOWN FOSSE (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:47 (seventeen years ago) link

captain save a fro

― me and deluca (account), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, i dunno.

― jewess harvell (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

he would be less of a ned then, a pathetic shell of a ned

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

ned new body

― renegade bear shot by cops on frat row (vahid), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 05:11 (seventeen years ago) link

the neds of love are CALL-ing!

― kingfish doesn't live here anymore (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 05:45 (seventeen years ago) link

ALLYZAY

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

world cup

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I thought it had something to do with jaymc or something. I'm ok with this tho.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/wallpaper/cartoons/superfriends/wondertwins.jpg

^ DAN PERRY AND ALLY

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

ok you lost me again.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:50 (seventeen years ago) link

TOMBOT = GLEEK

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally, would you rather we were Marv, Wendy & Wonder Dog???????

― Dan (Lose-Lose ;_;) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

DDB is shaggy

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I like yr hat, Jon
http://copland.udel.edu/stu-org/chabad/people/images/jughead.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Shouldn't Ian be Jughead since he eats so much meat?

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

http://610wip.com/images/wimpy.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I used to talk out of the side of my mouth like popeye but you can't really describe lady pooperton as being much like olive oyl

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

it's true - olive oyl is an idiot and her voice is annoying. but physically speaking, we're practically twins!

― lady pooperton (notvalery), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

shelly duvall is hot as olive oyl

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

controversial moderator edits!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

shelly duvall is weirdly hot in a lot of things

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

you see her in annie hall? phwor.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

did you ever see that weird ass "Mother Goose Rock 'n' Rhyme" movie from the '80s? She plays Little Bo Peep and is totally smokin' in some proto harajuku way.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes i actually know exactly what you're talking about. "fairy tale theatre" i thought she was hot when i was little too. im pretty sure paul ruebens was in that shelly duvall episode.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 22:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://static.zoovy.com/merchant/slotusa/jeep.gif

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i remember that movie! little richard as old king cole!!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

what was the band that played that song about gordon being a stick in the mud?

i want that song.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://members.fortunecity.com/johnrobinson8/scansd/duvall/duvall_shelley.jpg

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

gear, images not to post: fortune city/ tripod. :-D

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd hit it

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, you've been hitting fortunecity/tripod left and right lately, we know!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 03:08 (seventeen years ago) link

that's from her banned music video (she covered a new order song)

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 04:52 (seventeen years ago) link

what was the band that played that song about gordon being a stick in the mud?

Was that the Kiss-type band? I think they were called The Dank. I remember being fascinated and waiting for the credits.

― Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

anthony: yes, that's the one!
i really like shelley duvall. i think she's pretty hot. i have a friend who looks just like her, which makes me jealous.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 12:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i cosign duvall hotness %1000

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 12:30 (seventeen years ago) link

the song in that movie that sticks out most to me is Little Richard's number about partying with the king. Although sometimes it's the song from the beginning, or end, or maybe middle, with those ladies telling Gordon to "hop to it." I don't actually remember anything of these songs besides "party with the king! woo!" and "hop to it," so maybe saying they "stick out" is overstatement.

There was an episode of Fairy Tale Theatre with Robin Williams, that one had the also hot Teri Garr in it instead of Shelly Duvall though. I think Shelly Duvall was in one with Jeff Bridges, Rapunzel maybe???

OK I'm off to go shoot myself in the head now dudes.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

robin williams was the frog who turned into a prince! my mom got me that video from the library!! & didnt tim burton direct some arabian nights inspired faerie tale theatre?? i remember paul reubens too, actually the whole thing kinda fit into some kinda weird alt-80s kitsch b-52s/devo childrens entertainment like pee wee's playhouse & stuff. im trying to remember as much as possible w/o looking it up but i do know that it was spelled 'faerie tale theatre' all ren faire goth style

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

http://imdb.com/title/tt0249906/

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:24 (seventeen years ago) link

dude Michael Richards was in the Frog Prince one too: http://imdb.com/title/tt0575517/

WTF

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wasn't Duvall randomly discovered by Altman in some store?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

can we discuss carol kane hotness too?

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

oh god she was in 'the pacifier' |:o(

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

wasn't Duvall randomly discovered by Altman in some store?

yeah, fucking Brewster McCloud! I honestly don't have much use for Duvall, BUT if you think she is mega hot and you HAVEN'T seen BM ... oh man you are in for a treat...

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

brewster mccloud is so good.

― sometimes it takes an earthquake to know where the fault lies (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:34 (seventeen years ago) link

jbr list of hottest movie stars plz

― and what (ooo), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

has anyone seen that shining making-of doc done by kubrick's daughter? the shelley duvall stuff in it is really intense

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

whenever i hear robert ashley's purposeful lady slow afternoon i picture shelley duvall as the woman speaking

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

interesting!

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

rumor has it that shining doc is highly, uh, mediated, and that there were all kinds of crazier screaming tantrums and breakdowns that were filmed but supressed by daddy.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 23:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't care if he does live in Capitol Hill, he's not a jackass, I've never seen him wear a striped shirt OR a polo, and he plays drums. He should have one girlfriend. Leave him alone, dudes!

-- Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyza...) (webmail), June 13th, 2006 5:04 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

but thats nice she's defending Tom

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought it was psmith? (didn't see context)

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

all a misunderstanding

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I WEAR POLO'S ALL THE TIME

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

male gaze!
-- teeny (teenydream...), June 13th, 2006 2:57 PM.

oh, good one, teeny.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 13th, 2006 2:58 PM.

― intensity in tent cities (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

its not like its kenan

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

captain-unctuous-a-ho

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

ha, that had less to do with me saving-a-ho and more with me kicking myself for not mentioning the male gaze earlier (which i guess is really about showing off that i knew it).

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i got some male gaze the other day in an elevator

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

STOP RAPING ME WITH YOUR EYES

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i wear polos pretty often and love chapel hill wtf

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

leave me and Pete alone, he needed the bro-age on that thread, ppls be ganging up on him like he's some kind of gigalo. You ppl don't even know.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link

BUT YOU DISSED EVERYONE ELSE THAT WEARS POLOS. DO YOU SEE?

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

people just dont know

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

polos are crap generally but mostly I meant polos...with flipped collars. Everyone knew what I meant on the thread.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

o 'context', right

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

polo shirts make ANYONE look like an asshole. case closed.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I was basically talking specifically about these ppl:
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/sinatra05/ANP6B0427.JPG

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:41 (seventeen years ago) link

my main objection, though, is to BUTTONS ON KNIT GARMENTS. pointless. ugly.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

eyes n hooks only huh

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.themediaman.com/30psd/amish.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.celluloid-haven.com/haven/witness/witness_04.jpg
NOT VERY PLAIN

― Total Fucking Darkness (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:52 (seventeen years ago) link

polo shirts make ANYONE look like an asshole. case closed.

i'm ok with that

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i luv polo shirts.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

in fact some of my favorite people wear them all the time - my father, selzer, ddb and at least 3 others i can think of.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

there are really many factors that go into whether or not a polo is "assholish" or ok that aren't being addressed. I mean green polo upthread is pretty clearly an asshole, and that shirt definitely contributes to the "asshole" aura. I dunno how to define it, it's down entirely to the way the thing fits and the color scheme, I think.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDES LEAVE ALLY ALONER - COMPARED TO HER, YOU ARE ALL METAPHORICALLY WEARING THOUSANDS OF UGLY POLO SHIRTS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:25 (seventeen years ago) link

wow! that gets me in the sternum.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

RIGHT IN THE CLEAVAGE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.infonexus.com/respek-knuckles.gif

I THINK WE'RE WINNING THE THREAD AND I'M CONSIDERING LOCKING IT FOR PRESERVATIVES

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.babeland.com/catalog/images/LB350240.jpg

l to r: ally, psmith

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.stairwell.com/doc/images/kingpin_poster.jpg

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean green polo upthread is pretty clearly an asshole, and that shirt definitely contributes to the "asshole" aura.

The glasses are way way worse than the polo (although the polo is not good, I am not save-a-fuckface-ing). Also the memory of the pic of him wearing ludicrous pants and humping a bannister flashes to the forefront every time I see him regardless of context, ergo BIG FUCKING ASSHOLE.

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha I was disappointed he wasn't at Saint Ex with Tom Brady and the ugly douchebag the other day when we were hanging with Spencer. I think my head would've exploded.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

who is that guy anyway?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

a winner.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i wear/love polo shirts. fuck a t-shirt!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

THis is my favorite thread.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

hi, felicity! say hi to tim, pls.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi Hpencil! TIm says right back at you. Is there a night we can drink since Saturday is out? We want to meet noize dudes.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

tonight and friday are jam-packed. maybe sunday, daddy's?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 15 June 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Find me an example of genuine Stylus self-promotion from the last six months, and I will PayPal you $10.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), June 28th, 2006.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.bustedtees.com/images/collarup.23.gallery_normal.jpg

― flëétwøöd måçk (jaxon), Thursday, 29 June 2006 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...

Is it too late, do you think? Is there still time to mount a campaign? Or at least a cute campaign manager?

-- luna (lunace...) (webmail)

Luna, we should run together!

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

lean times?

― ;_; (blueski), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dan

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Everyone HAS forgotten my "Dan Perry '08" login name!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Captain-Defensive-Pants

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

capt save a n00b

I'm locked out of the Noise board, Crazee, and when it's done for no fucking reason I don't find addressing it "vindictive."

You're unlocked and I'm adding you as an admin so you can unban yourself

-- roc u like a § (jon@...), October 18th, 2006 1:07 PM. (ex machina) (later)

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

jon 'drew rosenhaus' williams

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Crazee

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20051107/owens_55400.jpg [CONTROVERSIAL CRAZY PERSON EDIT]

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/graph.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

mad accurate

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

ok no i can't let this happen. ffs ally, you'd be getting a washed-up back and two half-assed WRs for a starting qb, a goalline back, and one of top 5 WRs in the game.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), October 24th, 2006 5:16 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

^^ :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

also making charts about whether you care about somethin is kinda gay dude, in that amount of time taken you could've made a horrible rash decision for gear to save you from :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

: D

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

god nevermind i was trying to make an ascii wang

― (9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

elmo IS gay, lady

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

guys don't make fun of my face, that's what i look like all the time and i am trying to express it in ascii, ask Jimmy Mod about my John Elway resemblance :D

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

"Nightmare On My Street" was done by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (AKA Will Smith and his DJ friend Jeff), not The Fat Boys. Will Smith is pretty much the polar opposite of fat, so confusing him with The Fat Boys made me giggle.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

E-40 the rap artist coined the phrase captain save a ho.
Where a guy will take care of a goldigger. pay for everything. pay for goldie to get her nails done, hair done, get a cellular hooked up. the guy will be a sucker for the girl and take care of paying for her kids. He will come to the girls rescue like a superhero in attempt to get some play. Dine her and she will take advantage of him. he would actually say I will save a ho baby I am here for you.

Make captain save a ho take care of your kids. make your kids his. it is all part of that take care of me like a superhero with an S on the chest, When I call on the cellular you hooked up, come and save me.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

5. Captain save a Ho 10 up, 24 down

a guy who trys protecting a ho in a chat room by standing up for her, by supposedly saving her from everyone else calling her names

Everyone was picking on cuddly jen when chad came in and started being her captain save a ho.

by Girl Feb 28, 2004 email it
6. Captain Save a Ho 11 up, 33 down

Someone that comes in when a girl is way drunk and saves them from passing out and trys to make out with them.

Shaniqua was about to pass out and Damien saved her and ate her vagina.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 23:51 (seventeen years ago) link

haha

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't posted to this thread for yonks.
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-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), November 5th, 2006.

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gem, im guessing you're not single?
-- not-goodwin (godwin...), November 5th, 2006.

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:23 (seventeen years ago) link

benrique that is not save-a-cyber-ho-ism, that is more btw-you-are-very-pretty-ist typical of the north american internet horndog species.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i thought of that after posting, but cdn't remember an appropriate thread :(

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

HI U R CUET

would've done it.

― benrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

i would have sex with all this white girls

― the 48 states competition (1939) (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

jblount = #1 save a jon 'spazz' williamz.

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

TIM FINNEY

#1 CAPT SAVE-A-DANCE-HO

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Why don't you go EAT some more vaginas, Mr. Que?!?!?!?!

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyza...) (webmail), Today 11:12 AM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

sorry Ally xpost that was for the Doctor.

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...) (webmail), Today 11:13 AM. (Mr.Que) (later) (link)

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

How is that a save a bro, bro? You missed Dr. Morbius (or someone) telling me I need to eat more cunts last week. Nice try, though, bro!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.petsincredible.com/pets_graphics/Traci1.gif

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

It's pretty funny though.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

All noise dudes to ILM: "How DARE you say a woman's music sucks! You say that just because she is a WOMAN and you are a huge MISOGYNIST! GOOD DAY SIR!"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

All threads about women on ILM are creepy regardless of what direction they go in. 300 posts of lonely internet dudes speculating about Cat Power's mental health = DO NOT WANT

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

true.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Nooooo way, Cat Power threds go from creepy to fucking sick. I don't really like JN, though, so I'm okay with that one!

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"Nooooo way" = ????

Its fine to dislike JN, but FFS there's an air of creepiness.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

SHE SUCKS

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i havent check that thread yet, but has don weiner made an appearance yet?

― songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I read about 1/3 of the way down that thread, and gave up, it was so bad & depressing. I scrolled to the bottomom before I hit the back button, and saw that fluxbl0rg man had posted. Fuck if I'm reading it again, unless there's a mod request related to it.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i think im at least partially responsible for destroying the JN thread but i didnt think noise people would care? i really didnt like that thread. but i've learned my lesson about the evils of trolling.

jaymc accused me of actually being dom passantino!! im not btw.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Lisa Simpson's new album a LOT, and am consciously avoiding that thread.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i haven't been to ILM in years. maybe i'll pop over.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost http://37days.typepad.com/37days/images/lisa_simpson_1.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

read this: What distinguishes good grindcore from bad grindcore? (4 new answers, last at 12:20 pm)

couldn't bring myself to open any threads.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i know, lindsay. but.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:15 (seventeen years ago) link

oh hahah awesome.

well, i guess rape comments are only ok if they involve a photoshopped anime bear and aren't made about cherished female singer-songwriters.

lesson = learned.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

toriamosmeetspedobear.jpg

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

toriamosmeetsnedraggett.jpg

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

there's an album like this every year.

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 4:50 PM. (later) (link)

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:52 (seventeen years ago) link

omg someone show me where the vagina-eating is!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.pornwebsitexxx.com/

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fiendish-thingy.com/images/sad_cat.jpg

"Why must you rain on my parade?"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

that cat is truly the saddest cat I've ever seen

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

that dude is totally asking for some fucked up toes and shins

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

All threads about women on ILM are creepy regardless of what direction they go in. 300 posts of lonely internet dudes speculating about Cat Power's mental health = DO NOT WANT

-- roc u like a § (jo...) (webmail), November 14th, 2006 1:05 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

U RANG

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163530841.jpeg

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163530961.jpeg

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:57 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahaha are you just like trolling specifically for that dog today? I liked the MOAR BROCCOLIS one

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i was informed of a new batch by my nerdly contacts :(

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163530993.jpg

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

dude I love them no sad faces here

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:14 (seventeen years ago) link

ahck..i went and looked at that ilm thread..now i want to get a bat...jesus...(geez, somebody save)US

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I want to see MOAR BROCCOLIS

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163530935.jpeg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

He looks even cuter like that!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

dude firefox 2.0 is checking my spelling on ILX posts!

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG he looks like werewolf HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Pete, you only just noticed that? PS don't think I'm on for House tonight, I am really tired and not feeling too hot :(

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:32 (seventeen years ago) link

btw ally you are very tired

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Sad cat is killing me. Literally, I'm dying.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://sin7.100megs6.com/myspace/1162284090717.jpg

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT ON A PICNIC IN THE PARK AND WATCHED MOVIES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS.

jessie monster on Thursday, 15 March 2007 03:02 (4 hours ago)
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jessie high five

gbx on Thursday, 15 March 2007 03:28 (3 hours ago)

― chaki, Thursday, 15 March 2007 07:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think that counts, dude. Sorry for making fun of people who looooove the internets so much they would spend hours and hours arguing in circles. ;_;

― jessie monster, Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:16 (seventeen years ago) link

You mean like how you show up on like 50% of the threads I post on to remind me that you're above arguing on the internet?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

high five, guys!

― chaki, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

awww it'd be funny if it were true. ;_; like how you wanted to claim we dated on facebook.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't really see why it's up for debate beyond whether or not it's technically feasible in terms of the server/code. One person setting someone/some thread on ignore doesn't really affect anyone other than that person, right? If you don't like the idea of a killfile, don't use it. I don't see why some people not liking means it shouldn't be an option for anyone who wants it, unless there are technical issues.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr) on Monday, January 8, 2007 12:46 PM (2 months ago)

http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/vidal.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

srsly dudes, I hate you for making me read the crush thread. Although it did remind me to killfile LJ at work.

has anyone else realized that JW's new name is unkillfilable?

jessie monster on Monday, March 12, 2007 9:55 AM (3 days ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

somehow the hotlinking image there is awesome

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

is jessie a chick or a dude? I always thought jessie was a dude.

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm a gurl!

― jessie monster, Monday, 19 March 2007 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

then i wish u ill

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

^ adrian!?!?!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so oppressed. ;_;

― jessie monster, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:36 (seventeen years ago) link

there is a jesse who posts on ilx who is a dude. a gay dude. there is also another jesse who posts as gypsy mothra.

― jaymc, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

what are their shoe sizes

― fies, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/andybubblez/misogynynoki.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1145115872.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1144881954.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

this sux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tArx6JFc0zA

― jaxon, Friday, 22 February 2008 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link

HECTOR THA HO PROTECTOR

― cankles, Friday, 22 February 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

omg they just used the phrase 'captain save a ho' in the chris rock movie i think i love my wifre

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

From last year?

Broccoli Dog RIP

― David R., Sunday, 30 March 2008 06:37 (sixteen years ago) link

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