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Shit thread about COVID-19. Post irrelevant shit here without worry that you're going to post a dumb gif ten seconds after someone announces their grandmother just died of the virus.

YEs, I know this is the Noise board, and not the other one.

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pplains, Saturday, 21 March 2020 14:33 (ten months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxvgUBp4YPA

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 14:34 (ten months ago) link

Best COVID-19 thread ever.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 16:12 (ten months ago) link

Tough break for Fleetwood Mac pic.twitter.com/bySU6BBg3d

— Tom Rainey (@TomRaineyy) March 21, 2020

frogbs, Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:38 (ten months ago) link

i really appreciate this guy's commitment to the performance, feel like i'm watching brando in the 50s

Day 6 of quarantine pic.twitter.com/AYhps3JoR5

— ant-honey (@aanthonyy07) March 21, 2020

Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 March 2020 18:47 (ten months ago) link

Holy crap at that last one! He nailed it!

pplains, Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:03 (ten months ago) link

Thread continues to deliver.

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 March 2020 23:05 (ten months ago) link

I was re-watching In Bed with Chris Needham on youtube and saw this comment left by Chris himself

Official Chris Needham
3 days ago
For you very few fans of my diary,self isolating during the current medical crisis and watching this to pass the time...I have great news...once all this is dealt with it's the introvert outcasts and the freaks like you and me who are going to inherit what's left of the world...we've been fighting our fight for decades..we can survive being alone regards society because we always have been. We're self trained soldiers of metal who have been scorned and rejected by the mainstream who have survived the pressure of being outcast,so staying in and apart from other people during the Covid19 is going to be an absolute doddle for us. Celebrate my friends. Be joyous and happy because we are the ones who will survive to inherit the earth and rebuild it better in our way.....and to paraphrase a little classic Anthrax: "Disease! Disease! Spreading the disease! With some help from CoroVee we'll bring the world down to it's knees!"😈☺ \m/. Stay safe. Stay Metal my friends. See you on the other side.😉\m/

soref, Sunday, 22 March 2020 00:36 (ten months ago) link

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:17 (ten months ago) link

same

rusted (crüt), Sunday, 22 March 2020 01:57 (ten months ago) link

This is normal for me!

latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 March 2020 02:26 (ten months ago) link

I say this as someone who is also a little "social distant" even in normal times, but I'm about ready for introverts to stfu about being so introverted.


Introvert memes have always been insufferable, if they were really so introverted they would shut the fuck up about it, ever, for five seconds

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:19 (ten months ago) link

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:59 (ten months ago) link

In the category of stupidly inappropriate adverts.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/tr6i3ebdtd0lhgl/File%202020-03-22%2019%2057%2004.jpeg?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 22 March 2020 08:59 (ten months ago) link

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 March 2020 09:03 (ten months ago) link

Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, 22 March 2020 09:38 (ten months ago) link

Those paddle people do seem to be 6 ft apart tho'.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:35 (ten months ago) link

PM of Slovakia making social distance cool again.

https://i.imgur.com/v568Pzl.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:49 (ten months ago) link

Sorry, president of Slovakia. I get those two roles confused sometimes.

pplains, Sunday, 22 March 2020 15:57 (ten months ago) link

Sure I am an introvert by any definition, but when I see "The greatest thing about being an introvert in your 30s is cancelling social engagements and staying at home!!!" or w/e I just want to tell them "this isn't really so much about you being an introvert, it's more about you being a shitty friend"

OTM
Forgetting to attend your best friend’s wedding is self-care

Lol

Robbie Shakespeare’s Sister Lovers (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 March 2020 16:44 (ten months ago) link

Folks, in all seriousness, keep your distance or Hillary will be right- pic.twitter.com/8OHu0MojyH

— Vic Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) March 22, 2020

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 22 March 2020 18:13 (ten months ago) link

We get it, Europe, you all have BALCONIES.

— Ally Hord (@hordie) March 15, 2020

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pplains, Monday, 23 March 2020 00:37 (ten months ago) link

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pplains, Monday, 23 March 2020 00:39 (ten months ago) link

therapist: ill-fitting suit chicago mayor isn’t real, she can’t hurt you

i’ll-fitting suit chicago mayor: pic.twitter.com/BuI7igP7wA

— maybe: anna (@hostarastrology) March 21, 2020

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 13:43 (ten months ago) link

I can’t stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/DpdHtov4IR

— grant 🧔🏻 stay home pls (@urdadssidepiece) March 21, 2020

forensic plumber (harbl), Monday, 23 March 2020 14:51 (ten months ago) link

lol

i am that cat when i'm at work goofing off on ilx and suddenly someone wearing a tie taps me on the shoulder

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 14:58 (ten months ago) link

activate hissing machine

absolute idiot liar uneducated person (mh), Monday, 23 March 2020 15:03 (ten months ago) link

counter: activate fresh tuna can amnesia device

Karl Malone, Monday, 23 March 2020 15:08 (ten months ago) link

Summer 2019: big bag of cans with the lads

Summer 2020: big bag of can't with the lads

— Michael Docherty (@maybeavalon) March 23, 2020

mark s, Monday, 23 March 2020 19:50 (ten months ago) link

You sure this isn’t staged? Nobody else around, no security staff, and whoever is filming is managing to get all the angles https://t.co/RpqDxIUZOv

— Edwina Currie (@Edwina_Currie) March 23, 2020

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:16 (ten months ago) link

covid-19 in the usa through 3/7: 353 cases, 19 deaths

since: 42,399 cases, 497 deaths

conclusion: daylight savings kills

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:09 (ten months ago) link

Omg that Edwina Currie tweet has cheered me right up

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 12:13 (ten months ago) link

Außer in Italien und Südkorea scheint den Hamsterkäufern derzeit Klopapier wichtiger zu sein, als Nudeln. Hier die Verkaufszahlen pro Kopf in Kilo gerechnet. Und in welchem Land wird am meisten Toilettenpapier gekauft? #corona #coronavirus #hamsterkauf #nudeln #pasta #klopapier pic.twitter.com/2p9BOWybiT

— Allgemeine Zeitung (@aznachrichten) March 24, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:27 (ten months ago) link

"NOTICE: Midnight porn-watching neighbor: Please delete our bluetooth speaker from your phone. Here are the instructions..." pic.twitter.com/znBAkiqU2l

— Tanner Brown (@luoshanji) March 21, 2020

mark s, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:29 (ten months ago) link

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Dutch interpreter translates "stop stockpiling."

pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:45 (ten months ago) link

In case anyone was wondering, the italics tags work just fine here.

pplains, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 14:46 (ten months ago) link

First time she's been on t'telly w/ every important press co's and she's stolen our hearts and minds. I love her.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 15:10 (ten months ago) link

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pplains, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 00:24 (nine months ago) link

#StayHomeNZ pic.twitter.com/T1EilIm9f2

— New Zealand Police (@nzpolice) March 25, 2020

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 04:06 (nine months ago) link

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felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 10:42 (nine months ago) link

pplains dayum

god's work

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 16:40 (nine months ago) link

https://i.redd.it/rej0dcxzduo41.jpg

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:18 (nine months ago) link

Brooklyn balcony conc-"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:30 (nine months ago) link

balcony bathory

StanM, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:40 (nine months ago) link

I'll have one Norsk balcony thank you very much.

coco vide (pomenitul), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 19:43 (nine months ago) link

https://t.co/em7NOccgey pic.twitter.com/yslG5X7Ud4

— Al Ewing Writes Comics (@Al_Ewing) March 27, 2020

mark s, Friday, 27 March 2020 12:34 (nine months ago) link

😬

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:35 (nine months ago) link

Now I'm legitimately wondering what the story was about.

pplains, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:51 (nine months ago) link

Wondering for a friend.

pplains, Friday, 27 March 2020 18:52 (nine months ago) link

videochat no doubt

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 March 2020 19:08 (nine months ago) link

now *that's* invoking the DP

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 27 March 2020 20:04 (nine months ago) link

the memesters are getting restless pic.twitter.com/W66dud84c8

— Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker) March 28, 2020

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:06 (nine months ago) link

lmao

a struggle to make meat-snacking fit (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:19 (nine months ago) link

ahahaha

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:20 (nine months ago) link

yes

ban laggy jazzer (imago), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:47 (nine months ago) link

Yeah, it's already a classic.

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 28 March 2020 22:53 (nine months ago) link

Because everyone in Italy is quarantined, the natural wildlife has returned to the water and forests ❤️ We are the virus pic.twitter.com/azYjG7WU3H

— Jules (@Julian_Epp) March 28, 2020

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:55 (nine months ago) link

:D

ban laggy jazzer (imago), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:56 (nine months ago) link

lmao

Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:57 (nine months ago) link

Now I'm hungry.

coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:58 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/69adJjx.jpg

coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 15:59 (nine months ago) link

Is that a doctor?

pplains, Sunday, 29 March 2020 18:51 (nine months ago) link

i've got a fever .. and the only cure is more emotional and idiosyncratic yet undeniably catchy 80s goth pop.

i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:09 (nine months ago) link

Ted Kaczynski was a doctor fwiw.

coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:16 (nine months ago) link

Iconic the police shared an image of their party spread like it was a fuckin tonne of cocaine https://t.co/6dsbFB7Gb3

— Megan Townsend (@mmtowns) March 29, 2020

Microbes oft teem (wins), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:17 (nine months ago) link

British Bobbies Blame Bad Buffet

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:31 (nine months ago) link

better on mute, but excellent

My Quarantine Routine!

this is just a general guide for myself based on my goals & what works for me! i’m allowing a lot flexibility with myself & not pressuring myself to complete everything. this is just to give me structure & a sense of control & stability. pic.twitter.com/TL3KJGB0y0

— 𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻 (@jazzemu_) March 26, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 29 March 2020 19:43 (nine months ago) link

Me and my landlord on April 1st pic.twitter.com/HyusSfxpT4

— Mike Nouveau (@MikeNouveau) March 29, 2020

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:00 (nine months ago) link

loool at the last two

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 March 2020 20:14 (nine months ago) link

sad lols

current (jed_), Monday, 30 March 2020 00:02 (nine months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTLhQONUcvQ

pplains, Monday, 30 March 2020 01:03 (nine months ago) link

Just in case you need it, here’s a dog doing yoga in Italian. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/zTKp3MbI8e

— Amanda in Atlanta (@ATLnewsgirl) March 25, 2020

current (jed_), Monday, 30 March 2020 03:06 (nine months ago) link

I'm in the wrong line of work. https://t.co/m3dENUCHhw

— Jordan Hoffman (@jhoffman) March 30, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 30 March 2020 03:51 (nine months ago) link

I think he needs a better hype man, I hear Flava Flav is available atm.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 March 2020 06:12 (nine months ago) link

May I suggest Fred Schneider?

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 30 March 2020 11:19 (nine months ago) link

A few people on here are having fun communicating with their neighbours using messages placed in windows, so I’m joining in. pic.twitter.com/tfEKm0qjyf

— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) March 30, 2020

ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 30 March 2020 14:15 (nine months ago) link

someone in that thread replied “jacob rees-mogg” and i think i just died laughing

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:58 (nine months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EUUwQ19XQAA7ZDU.jpg

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 04:33 (nine months ago) link

Don't want to be a joyless pedant, but China has lots of bubble tea.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:47 (nine months ago) link

there's a bubble tea place in my neighborhood, or at least there was last time I checked!

mh, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 15:50 (nine months ago) link

the last weekend before lockdown i went to a bubble tea place with a line out the door. already fading into memory.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 16:01 (nine months ago) link

Don't wanna poop up the serious threads, so ayyyyy

Last month:

Us: oh hey D, what's new

D: not much, got a job in Indonesia coming up

Us: woah cool! want some of our face masks to bring with you, lol

D: haha nah, my company's gonna take care of all that

Us: nice, have fun

Last week:

Us: how you doing?

D: work's cool, Indonesia's nice

Us: jfcwtf get home to Ireland now you lunatic

D: everyone keeps telling me that? but nah

This weekend:

Us: you home yet you dingus

D: our bosses canceled the job and told everyone to go home

Us: thank fuck!

D: but they asked if anyone would volunteer to complete the job so I'll be here another couple weeks

Us: >:[

cat, Wednesday, 1 April 2020 00:00 (nine months ago) link

really helpful info to have right now! pic.twitter.com/FtWqIIrilK

— JEREMY (@jeremylevick) April 1, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 05:19 (nine months ago) link

ahaha I came here to post that. beautiful

brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Wednesday, 1 April 2020 16:30 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WSwVuAJ.jpg

crüt, Thursday, 2 April 2020 00:19 (nine months ago) link

Message from celebrity *important* pic.twitter.com/f6AroceIcD

— Gabriel Gundacker (@gabegundacker) March 26, 2020

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:21 (nine months ago) link

fucking hell

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 03:08 (nine months ago) link

#spacegodzillaisoverparty

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:13 (nine months ago) link

My children have been asking me why people created Mechagodzilla this week. I told them "to defeat Godzilla" but they aren't satisfied with that for some reason. Neither they not I have ever seen a Godzilla movie.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:16 (nine months ago) link

Despite this screw up, I like the Godzilla cards and may have to track these down for my son.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 2 April 2020 22:18 (nine months ago) link

So you’re saying this is a bad time to launch my video conferencing app COVID

rob, Thursday, 2 April 2020 23:07 (nine months ago) link

These poor bastards

http://www.covid.com/shop.aspx

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 3 April 2020 03:33 (nine months ago) link

At least they can get some change on that URL.

These folks though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFs0o6pCxc

pplains, Friday, 3 April 2020 03:37 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/WXhGftE.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 4 April 2020 04:20 (nine months ago) link

Keep hearing Poly Styrene singing the words
COVID-77
And we are going mad

Three Hundred Pounds of Almond Joy (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 5 April 2020 00:03 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/3TkuwDr.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:12 (nine months ago) link

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pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:13 (nine months ago) link

Dammit, why do I bother with screencapped twitter.

A completely empty ferry terminal at night…

And the only object in the room is an artfully placed full page newspaper explaining what happened.

Because life is a video game. pic.twitter.com/2Ne8tOSrKo

— Quarynnetine Valente (@catvalente) March 19, 2020

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 02:16 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/K62m3Dv.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 15:40 (nine months ago) link

im down real bad pic.twitter.com/rGdaEdpcrC

— lil uzi hurt (@LameAsChris) April 4, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 5 April 2020 17:49 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/QpwGsDY.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 5 April 2020 21:41 (nine months ago) link

Love it!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:18 (nine months ago) link

I saved this from a friend's facebook account but a gis shows no matches so he may actually have made this himself. Kudos to him!

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:27 (nine months ago) link

aptly, I actually call it all three of those things.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:29 (nine months ago) link

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:34 (nine months ago) link

Oh, I'm feeling a little bit para now.

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:42 (nine months ago) link

(the friend in question that i robbed this from sais that that's what he says!)

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:43 (nine months ago) link

just shitting on sanpaku as one does

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (nine months ago) link

ahhhh

Heavy Messages (jed_), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:47 (nine months ago) link

worst are the people who call it SARS-CoV-2 on a message board

don’t make me break out the pendant stick

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:21 (nine months ago) link

the what now

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 6 April 2020 23:47 (nine months ago) link

of all the words for my iphone to correct, it would have to be ‘pedant’ wouldn’t it

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 00:33 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/SGgCNoV.jpg

Made me go look up "covidora," but fortunately, all I found were Spanish sites.

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 01:27 (nine months ago) link

La mascarilla perfecta no exis... pic.twitter.com/LPXp98m7gU

— Maximus Crowley (@Zienke_delirand) April 7, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 13:48 (nine months ago) link

this just got shared at work unironically pic.twitter.com/Ox3UeYCHg3

— Solemad O'nlien (@evren__7) April 7, 2020

i am a horse girl (map), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 17:16 (nine months ago) link

Sir, God is spelt with a capital 'G' Thanks

— John Anyanwu (@JohnAnyanwu12) April 7, 2020

ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 18:42 (nine months ago) link

wow what a fucking asshole

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:21 (nine months ago) link

I think you mean Asshole

cuomo money, cuomo problems (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:38 (nine months ago) link

I must admit as incredibly poorly-timed, insensitive and unwelcome comments go, I'm a fan. All the best

ogmor, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 19:42 (nine months ago) link

i love risking my life because my brother is too much of a man-child to leave the house by himself and has a craving for shitty burgers

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:52 (nine months ago) link

shitty burger places are still open where you are Nhex? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Heavy Messages (jed_), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 21:59 (nine months ago) link

Macca’s is pretty much an essential service down here. They’ve aggressively been advertising how you can buy milk and bread (bags of buns) at the drive through window.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 22:00 (nine months ago) link

xp yeah, for take-out, all restaurants are open

Nhex, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 23:14 (nine months ago) link

The Queen should never have worn green pic.twitter.com/A71vse3Uvq

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) April 7, 2020

Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 11:28 (nine months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glkR2X2euuQ

ogmor, Friday, 10 April 2020 14:14 (nine months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EVQVPu3X0AcMKkL?format=jpg&name=medium

lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2020 16:18 (nine months ago) link

A whole mood pic.twitter.com/iMm4qbW5LS

— Janet D. (@TheRealPRLady) April 9, 2020

rob, Saturday, 11 April 2020 18:38 (nine months ago) link

gold

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 11 April 2020 18:54 (nine months ago) link

Yep, sterling material.

coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Saturday, 11 April 2020 18:56 (nine months ago) link

a+

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 11 April 2020 19:04 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hAEZ8yn.png

pplains, Saturday, 18 April 2020 18:14 (nine months ago) link

ha

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 18 April 2020 18:15 (nine months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/V8Q8WRf.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 19 April 2020 20:37 (nine months ago) link

Sometimes you hear a song so perfect that you just have to share with the world 🎸https://t.co/29sEQJZ0da pic.twitter.com/9XLG4UU9ah

— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) April 16, 2020

pplains, Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:15 (nine months ago) link

lol

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 19 April 2020 23:46 (nine months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwaH-qT4Rm0

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 20 April 2020 01:11 (nine months ago) link

^ legit spectacular

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 20 April 2020 01:38 (nine months ago) link

holy shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 20 April 2020 13:48 (nine months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EV_-YbYUcAEAs1h?format=jpg&name=large

pomenitul, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 02:05 (nine months ago) link

Just went on a whole journey in my head about how eating ghosts was fatal for the original Pac-Man ... unless he had also just eaten a power pill which would make the ghosts flash blue... and white.

Pandemic passes pedantic test, well done.

pplains, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 02:37 (nine months ago) link

Last two contributions A+

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 03:33 (nine months ago) link

That pass the pepper video was amazing! Did the guy memorize the names at the end?

badg, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 03:46 (nine months ago) link

I was wondering the same and saw that they are taped to the inside of the barball on the floor

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 13:15 (nine months ago) link

barbell

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 13:15 (nine months ago) link

This is perfection 👏😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/6HIArUvPZG

— Hear Me Roar (@Stop_Trump20) April 20, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 April 2020 14:11 (nine months ago) link

A tale in 3 acts pic.twitter.com/NGR1Ptxnhl

— r҉ustic cy͠be̸rpu̵nk (@cypnk) April 21, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 18:35 (nine months ago) link

The #ReopenNC folks are a special kind of stupid. pic.twitter.com/SneHjI6wZ6

— Private Joker, USMC (@Infantry0300) April 20, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 22:28 (nine months ago) link

leaning to the right for the first time with that one

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 21 April 2020 23:40 (nine months ago) link

LMAO

I love the internet 😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/yiOh4kuqzz

— StanceGrounded (@_SJPeace_) April 22, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:32 (nine months ago) link

ice cold

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:34 (nine months ago) link

i guess when she got her hair done in October they shaved it?

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 April 2020 17:53 (nine months ago) link

today i busted open a roll of quarters to do laundry.

imagine my surprise at finding 40 identical coins that looked like this:

https://www.usmint.gov/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/2020-america-the-beautiful-quarters-coin-national-park-of-american-samoa-uncirculated-reverse-768x768.jpg

budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:46 (nine months ago) link

a small square of nothing? That sucks real bad, I’m sorry

El Tomboto, Friday, 24 April 2020 04:52 (nine months ago) link

idk it worked in my browser

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2020/01/10/u-s-mint-samoan-fruit-bat-new-quarter-2020/4433464002/

budo jeru, Friday, 24 April 2020 05:16 (nine months ago) link

I love flying foxes. V cute and important pollinators

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Friday, 24 April 2020 05:21 (nine months ago) link

How to medical pic.twitter.com/0EDqJcy38p

— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) April 24, 2020

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 April 2020 07:00 (nine months ago) link

Flying foxes are not foxes, but they can fly.

Flying lemurs, however, are false advertising on both counts. They're not lemurs, and they can't fly (they glide).

This message brought to you by Taxonomic Pedantry "R" Us

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 24 April 2020 14:22 (nine months ago) link

I want the bat quarters

mh, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:15 (nine months ago) link

^^

johnny crunch, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:23 (nine months ago) link

that quarter is sick

call all destroyer, Friday, 24 April 2020 15:27 (nine months ago) link

Peak Norfolk

From the Local Policing Neighbourhood Team-
If the person wearing the ‘Plague Dr’ costume is seen out and about in Hellesdon, please contact Police at the time. A unit can then be dispatched and attempt to locate and identify this person.
Many Thanks
Norfolk Police

— Danny Buck (@DannyBuckUEA) April 27, 2020

mark s, Monday, 27 April 2020 20:51 (eight months ago) link

I didn’t think A.J. could top the gay frogs bit, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/pGk4NvP1to

— Chuck Ross (@ChuckRossDC) May 1, 2020


can't wait for the remix

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 1 May 2020 17:46 (eight months ago) link

(Sound 🔊)

FYI: Don’t be a Carrol 🧐😷 pic.twitter.com/KiLhGJItA1

— Holy Cow! (@HolyCow_Inc) May 1, 2020

Heavy Messages (jed_), Saturday, 2 May 2020 19:11 (eight months ago) link

this goes

Omfg pic.twitter.com/qAkWZS7l9s

— BIG GRETCH FAN ACCT (@CindtriIIella) May 3, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 3 May 2020 20:13 (eight months ago) link

That’s fantastic

El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 May 2020 21:07 (eight months ago) link

As soon as the churches reopen? I'm going to pig out on the body and blood of Christ!

— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) May 5, 2020

dip to dup (rob), Tuesday, 5 May 2020 09:58 (eight months ago) link

My roommate and I coming home from a walk pic.twitter.com/ZfuWpVE6gO

— Zach Raffio (@zachraffio) April 17, 2020

dip to dup (rob), Saturday, 9 May 2020 17:19 (eight months ago) link

How Popeyes would be if they had delivery 🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/JdMAFra9kU

— Mark Phillips (@SupremeDreams_1) May 11, 2020

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 11 May 2020 23:39 (eight months ago) link

Will take those dudes over the enlightened CFA crew any day of the week.*

*Especially Sunday!

pplains, Tuesday, 12 May 2020 00:12 (eight months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/L5bY9NX.png

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 May 2020 01:05 (eight months ago) link

ahhhha

micah, Friday, 15 May 2020 02:30 (eight months ago) link

The Airborne Toxic Event show originally scheduled for June 20, 2020 has been rescheduled and will take place on March 13, 2021. All tickets purchased for the June 2020 performance will remain valid for the new date, so please hang on to your original ticket for entrance.

https://first-avenue.com/sites/default/files/images/events/AirborneToxicEvent-031321-387x600v2.jpg

budo jeru, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:56 (eight months ago) link

That's the worst news I've heard since my Quarantine Club went on hiatus!

pplains, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:14 (eight months ago) link

there probably should be like 20 COVID-themed punk rock bands by this time next year, right?

Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:37 (eight months ago) link

The vibe at all the restaurants reopening pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE

— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 23 May 2020 15:17 (eight months ago) link

Commander Kane OTM

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 23 May 2020 21:01 (eight months ago) link

https://i.redd.it/1r0u7bwe2o051.jpg

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 24 May 2020 19:40 (eight months ago) link

an incalculable twat

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 09:02 (seven months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY4s7sYUMAAppft.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:57 (seven months ago) link

why???

Nhex, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:08 (seven months ago) link

i'm just impressed they had toilet paper

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:57 (seven months ago) link

even celine dion needs to wipe her arse

form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:24 (seven months ago) link

Someone Asked me How’s Quarantine Going in Liverpool, I Replied this pic.twitter.com/4YiMB81TAq

— SCOUSE TREMZ #YAHH 🤮💥🏴‍☠️ (@Scouse_Tremz) May 22, 2020

The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 22:58 (seven months ago) link

love balcony man

mh, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 23:22 (seven months ago) link

ATTENTION SUPERSOLDIERS!

Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.

Regards,
Customer Support pic.twitter.com/M7GrqpsRZf

— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:58 (seven months ago) link

From that I learnt that violent J’s daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.

Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers. https://t.co/9fxwJ6VIfj

— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020

Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:06 (seven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvMn_BJo2zg

The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:27 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

FYI, Texas hospitals are now calling in dermatology residents to treat COVID patients, and the memes are as specific as they are 😗👌 pic.twitter.com/j7xO6APLch

— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) July 10, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 July 2020 05:20 (six months ago) link

watching the disney world reopening video pic.twitter.com/hgYTPc6hXl

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) July 11, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:25 (six months ago) link

Koyaanisdisney pic.twitter.com/uYhor3jVDw

— Isaac Schankler (@piesaac) July 12, 2020

pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:27 (six months ago) link

jesus

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:40 (six months ago) link

this thread is a good read btw

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:49 (six months ago) link

At least there's plenty of toilet paper now.

pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 04:03 (six months ago) link

O.J. Simpson Partying In Vegas For Quarantine Birthday Without a Mask https://t.co/ejCAZKIIcE

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 12, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 23:58 (six months ago) link

I mean, no one in LV has a mask, right?

But it wouldn’t be the first people that OJ has.... oh fuck it

solo scampito (mh), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 00:39 (six months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hvEOvlW.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:28 (six months ago) link

but... but....

Nhex, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:46 (six months ago) link

I don't know where that is but it's fucking sad that so many places aren't getting the support that's needed right now and that kind of screening is more widespread than we'd like to think.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:53 (six months ago) link

This was recorded just like The Office 😭 pic.twitter.com/cudcCYF0Pq

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) July 26, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 July 2020 14:56 (five months ago) link

everyone's the asshole here

Nhex, Monday, 27 July 2020 19:01 (five months ago) link

omg

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 27 July 2020 22:38 (five months ago) link

Un minuto de silencio por Pitágoras 📐 pic.twitter.com/SQy5jsTM9r

— Kike 🏳️‍🌈 (@LaPlumaDeKike) July 27, 2020

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 08:49 (five months ago) link

haha

Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 10:53 (five months ago) link

I was wondering if that theory would ever have practical implications!

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:57 (five months ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:59 (five months ago) link

(2xp)

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 15:00 (five months ago) link

awesome lol

Nhex, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 16:56 (five months ago) link

rip to a real one

solo scampito (mh), Friday, 31 July 2020 21:37 (five months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abczQ2fTdqw

pplains, Sunday, 2 August 2020 02:04 (five months ago) link

Kinda hesitated before posting this one but its crassness is on point imo:

https://i.imgur.com/8i3wOUH.jpg

pomenitul, Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:33 (five months ago) link

Haa, never noticed the IRL umbrella logo before.

pplains, Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:43 (five months ago) link

Which is, of course, the Travelers' Insurance logo.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Sunday, 2 August 2020 18:26 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

When I come across mention of "the lockdown" my first impulse now is to check if I'm reading an old article or a recording from months ago. In what sense is there a fucking lockdown?

There seem to be more people on the streets than I've every seen. And a good third seem to be on rolling contraptions. What is this, Chorlton and the fucking wheelies? Even children used to walk somwtimes, I'm sure I remember that being the case.

I don't mean to judge, but it's stressful - even the ones not trundling uncontrollably seem to be driven by some weird compulsion to lurch towards me even when just moments previously they were standing still. Am I simply irresistible?

to go hoff and things (Noel Emits), Monday, 17 August 2020 21:21 (five months ago) link

every hangout in 2020 pic.twitter.com/CJVsm3ilaP

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 30, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:12 (four months ago) link

funny but i want to murder him for not redubbing the audio / using a better mic

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:16 (four months ago) link

Thought was an intentional part of the bit, or are you making a joke?

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:44 (four months ago) link

i assumed because it was outside in a park it was about in-person hangouts

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:46 (four months ago) link

even if it is part of the joke, it's tough to listen to

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:47 (four months ago) link

I don’t think it’s about in-person hangouts

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:53 (four months ago) link

why would you wear your neck gaiter to a zoom chat?

Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 04:00 (four months ago) link

Not wearing it to the chat, wearing it to be in the park

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 11:21 (four months ago) link

Maybe you are right, but it kind of reminds me of stuff I have seen on quite a few Zoom meetings.

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 13:49 (four months ago) link

sorry about the wind, this was shot in the great outdoors on the pinnacle of filmmaking technology (an iPhone 8)

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 31, 2020

Je55e, Monday, 31 August 2020 13:54 (four months ago) link

I think it’s about in-person because why else would he be in a park, and “same place 100 times this summer.”

Je55e, Monday, 31 August 2020 13:55 (four months ago) link

hi Je55e!

irn-scamp (mh), Monday, 31 August 2020 13:59 (four months ago) link

Hi! (This is what brings me back?)

Je55e, Monday, 31 August 2020 14:05 (four months ago) link

Sometimes people just want to get out of the house or, more importantly, get away from their roommates or significant others. But yeah, "same place" implies in-person, you are correct.

Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 14:06 (four months ago) link

That’s been my summer. Basically 2 places on repeat all summer. Fortunately one of them has been Lake Michigan, which I never get tired of, even with the beaches closed.

Je55e, Monday, 31 August 2020 14:17 (four months ago) link

i would do anything

Karl Malone, Saturday, 5 September 2020 06:03 (four months ago) link

Very moving image

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 5 September 2020 06:15 (four months ago) link

ICYMI - Guy has been an absolute saint through all of this:

https://time.com/5853566/guy-fieri-restaurant-workers/

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 5 September 2020 13:21 (four months ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/jlNZEKV.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 4 October 2020 02:51 (three months ago) link

their president got covid, and conservative anti-maskers still believe this shit??? pic.twitter.com/jCq6h2dpH1

— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) October 8, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:57 (three months ago) link

(it's v. good, keep watching)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:57 (three months ago) link

lol good to see Jeremy, he was Twitter-banned for a while

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:17 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

this is the saddest shit ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPn6fT6BrcQ

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 31 October 2020 02:17 (two months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/otknqQc.jpg

the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 02:30 (two months ago) link

That's actually funny

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 03:10 (two months ago) link

heehee

kinder, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 08:38 (two months ago) link

facts

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:02 (two months ago) link

still thinking about the guy fieri pic

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 17:24 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

‘Tell The World I Also Had Asthma,’ Conservative Begs Doctor Before Dying Of Coronavirus https://t.co/uQ5QpeNSg1 pic.twitter.com/d9nimmoLuU

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 29, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:43 (three weeks ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:44 (three weeks ago) link

lmao

ffolkes (map), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:44 (three weeks ago) link

Haha

pomenitul, Tuesday, 29 December 2020 20:47 (three weeks ago) link

Vaccines are metal as fuck.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 3 January 2021 18:11 (three weeks ago) link

thanking u for that video, snoball

mh, Sunday, 3 January 2021 20:41 (three weeks ago) link

lol yes.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 3 January 2021 22:24 (three weeks ago) link

someone in quebec blasted the purge music right at the 8 p.m. curfew 💀 pic.twitter.com/wDF0pmqZTE

— Alex Migdal (@alexem) January 10, 2021

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 18:09 (one week ago) link

"moments when you're sure all of civilization has become fan service"

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:54 (one week ago) link


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