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Could not work out whether I could vote today or not, turns out my street is not only a ward boundary but a constituency boundary and the family we know across the road have a Tory MP.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 14:19 (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

ha, yes.

(isn't there already a thread for this?)

idgi

i really like a hot caffeinated beverage in the morning.
-- coffeefan

A drunk uncle chopped up his 18-month-old niece then roasted her body parts in an oven, police said today. Andrey Gadzhiev's sister Elena Titova, 29, had left him caring for the toddler for 15 minutes while she visited a neighbour. When she returned there was no sign of the child and her intoxicated brother could not explain what had happened to her.

--julia child (cook)

poor elena

All of my posts to thread

R.I.P. scaruffi copy pasta -- the winningest of wins posts

And yet paradoxically the most lost

sorry that is just how i feel

hadn't heard about the NK ship! sounds spicy

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 9 May 2019 16:46 (sixteen seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok lol

MMA and beard care and creative street tacos and craft beer as mainstream American male culture in 2019 [Started by longtime caller, first time listener (man alive) in May 2019]

Here in Asia there is a Coca-Cola/coffee hybrid that is a much better cooperation between the two flavors than you'd ever expect. Sponsored Post.

― 57mg/20floz, Thursday, June 27, 2019 8:41 AM (two hours ago)

https://i.imgur.com/RYabDvd.jpg

well sleuthed

Nice.

love coke!

•should i grow a beard? [Started by jess in October 2001, last updated three minutes ago by beard papa on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

◦Pooping at your Significant Other's House within First 2 Months of Dating [Started by Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind) in April 2010, last updated five minutes ago by Colonel Poo on I Love TMI] 23 new answers POLL results

I did literally reference that in my post to be fair to me

Please wear this as the badge of honor it was intended to be, my friend. *salutes*

Sir yes sir

"i'm a _____ kind of person" or "i'm a _____ type of person"

― dogs, Tuesday, December 10, 2019 1:12 PM (fifty seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy)
Posted: January 21, 2020 at 05:48:42
Walnuts have a horrible spongy texture half the time that I can only assume is analogues with a cyst or pustule.

jesus, that's a lot to process

dn/post but still:

word on the street is that stet is going to post the 200K thread and use it to explain how ilx is being shut down and everyone is instructed to go to discord and twitter instead

― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, January 28, 2020 7:53 PM

Truly an innovator in terrible already taken drug puns.

― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Wednesday, February 19, 2020 9:15 AM (two hours ago)

Horny Henry seems suspiciously anxious to let us all know of his heterosexuality.
― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, September 22, 2004 12:52 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm feeling 2018 or 2016 at the moment. 2016 defs feels like one of the "big" years

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:24 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Sharing My Psychotic Way of Listening to New Music [Started by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) in August 2020, last updated seventeen minutes ago by Rod Steel (musicfanatic) on I Love Music]

Yeah, what is up there?

(lol, I do not mean to suggest we should be perpetuating an empire)

― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, November 11, 2020 10:58 AM (twenty-five minutes ago)

looool

nice

:D

fuck landlords they shouldn't exist

― a nice person (Left), Tuesday, November 10, 2020 12:54 PM (yesterday)

Cro-Mags fucking slay...

(Neanderthal)

Poignant and informative.

hahaha

this is display name/post and it's actually my own, so fp me, but I swear I only noticed after the fact:

Modern Talking, with Dieter Bohlen being the baddie and Thomas Anders the “innocent” one. I refer you to the musical about them I wrote in my head a long time ago, but this reading was sort of borne out by subsequent events.

― obsessed with quality over quantity or the need to produce tracks (breastcrawl), dinsdag 15 december 2020 9:07

xpost seriously, I am getting girth I never believed possible

― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, January 6, 2021 4:16 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol this post has now appeared in two threads!

congrats my man

Two threads none the girther, though

Did you really have to goe there

"creating an innovative new plant-based protein" sounds weirdly ominous

― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, January 14, 2021 12:56 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

im drinking a can of nitro earl grey tea oat mlik latte

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:04 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

it's quite good

― Dusty Benelux (jim in vancouver), Friday, January 29, 2021 1:05 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

I would change almost everything about this plan. But I’m not in charge, and one of the best things I’ve done for my mental health during this pandemic has been absolving myself of the self-imposed responsibility to become an expert in infectious disease & public policy and come up with a BETTER PLAN that I have no ability to influence or implement.

― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, February 9, 2021 2:48 PM (twenty-one minutes ago)

reading the story about the .02 blood alcohol level, it's all but guaranteed that the "source" was either his publicist or someone in management. which doesn't mean it's automatically wrong. but it doesn't mean it's automatically right either. for whatever that's worth.

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, February 10, 2021 10:41 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Whatever happened to Orgy?

― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Tuesday, February 16, 2021 1:34 PM bookmarkflaglink

good one, rob!

I will probably have to disappoint you, Neanderthal

xp

I've got one too tho:

They're certainly not the four people named in the same post, no siree.

― Well *I* know who he is (aldo), dinsdag 16 februari 2021 20:43

I have a laptop lap desk, and also have a standing desk. I highly recommend standing desks, btw.

― it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, February 24, 2021 8:29 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol

:D

A+ post

― that's not my post, Friday, February 26, 2021 3:57 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Is the West Experiencing a Right-Wing Drift? [Started by Mordy in May 2015, last updated thirteen minutes ago by no (Left) on I Love Everything] 2 new answers

looool

that rarest of events: DN/username/post

...tbf, thread not post

i'm looking at, like, individual sets of hands sourced from singapore

https://ajuicet.com/collections/hands/products/pilot-hand-set-v2

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, March 15, 2021 7:36 PM (yesterday)

"She Don't Use Jelly": worst single of the 1990's?
― Pessimist (Pessimist), Wednesday, May 17, 2006 12:38 AM bookmarkflaglink

The one time I drove through Oklahoma is the only time I have witnessed a sky full of mammatus clouds.

― visiting, Thursday, March 18, 2021 12:00 PM (yesterday)

v good

https://i.redd.it/2t4h9okdajt51.jpg

― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, March 24, 2021 11:15 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Chewing Tar [Started by It Is Dangerous to Meme Inside (James Redd and the Blecchs) in April 2021, last updated one hour ago by Hideous Lump on I Love Everything

could never in a bazillion years imagine pressing this button, considering how much my existence has enriched the lives of those around me

― the late great, Sunday, 14 October 2012 22:09 (eight years ago) link

drawing suggestion with crossover to the old sayings thread: an embarrassed child letting the cat out of the bag

― that's not my post, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:26 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Every half mile in Pennsylvania and western Maryland.
― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Monday, April 26, 2021 5:39 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago)

The CEO of my old company once arranged to pay for a lavish dinner for my wife and I while we were on vacation - at a place I didn't really want to eat. I found the whole thing showy and annoying (meal and experience of it being comped).

When I got back, our CFO told me I owed taxes on the dinner because it was compensation.

― Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Thursday, May 13, 2021 1:53 PM (one minute ago)

(dn not username, sorry)

haha

lol

Glen Benton, CEO

Bejar 4 eva, f the haters

― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 May 2021 21:13

1970. Pre-Mao.

🖼

lol forgot zing

1970. Pre-Mao.

https://collectionimages.npg.org.uk/large/mw283312/Cornelius-Cardew.jpg

― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 5 June 2021 13:35 (four hours ago) link

We elementary school boy rockists saw right through him!

― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

*throws a punch*

roll 2d6 damage

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, March 25, 2004 1:47 PM bookmarkflaglink

can we rename this thread "guess the depressing nondescript city"?

― Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, August 12, 2021 3:08 PM (yesterday)

Is virtue signaling an actual thing that people are capable of doing [Started by Evan in August 2021, last updated seven minutes ago by Left] 22 new answers

The whole thing reads to me like an upper middle class horror story—What if the socially inept peers you treat like garbage somehow were able to turn the tables on you? While still be

― intheblanks, Thursday, October 14, 2021 6:49 PM (three days ago)

Oooooook let's dial it back dude

― Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Saturday, November 13, 2021 10:12 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dear lord this take is as bad as saying Paul's beard is ugly

― octobeard, Saturday, December 4, 2021 6:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Oh! I don't see images, just text.

― Halfway there but for you, Monday, December 20, 2021 3:43 PM (one hour ago)

Joan Didion [Started by horseshoe in November 2007, last updated three minutes ago by (The Other) J.D. (J.D.) on I Love Books] 9 new answers

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

my lovely lady lumps are so FP-ing you for that!

I keep insisting that my saliva improves the taste of food but no one agrees.

― Rep. Cobra Commander (R-TX) (Old Lunch), Tuesday, January 4, 2022 1:51 PM (one hour ago)

that's an interesting article, thanks rob. God this FB shit is so weird. However I did really enjoy the cat breastfeeding video, that was worth 1000 counter spaghetti videos.

― akm, Friday, 14 January 2022 19:19 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i’m sorry the what

― cowboy bopeep (cat), Sunday, 16 January 2022 02:51 (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

There's a definite market for a 'Real Scotland' thread:

Dundee woman hid drug-stuffed Kinder Egg in private parts and battered brother with crowbar

― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:56 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

why can't I change my username on this godforsaken website

― kinder, Wednesday, 26 January 2022 13:58 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i like tons of brit food by default bc a lot of it is part of Australian food culture (obv).

― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djxnMJMPYtw
― ☮️ (peace, man), Sunday, February 23, 2020 9:34 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

As a citizen of a Russia-bordering country, from a Russian-speaking household, having travelled in Ukraine, Moldova, Russia and Georgia, it is pretty fucking offensive reading people describing Russian positions as «sabre rattling», but perhaps I shouldn’t be surprised

― Mule, Thursday, 17 February 2022 10:50 (six hours ago) link

woof
Posted: 24 March 2022 at 14:32:34
Still feeling awkward about killing dogs in front of my dog.

cats think earwax is delicious. yours or theirs or anyone’s, they love it all and it makes an excellent bribe.

― Society for the Preservation of (cat), Sunday, May 22, 2022 6:06 PM

Let's not sugarcoat this, just having an Israeli bassist should be considered a crime against humanity

― Nabozo, Tuesday, June 7, 2022 2:56 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

just wondering, can mods force two users to killfile each-other?

― Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length),

love tevas

― flopson, Sunday, June 26, 2022 1:56 AM (two days ago)

lol!

ah grasshopper.. you have learned well

― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 16:54 (two minutes ago) link

what if cilantro DOES taste like soap and some ppl just don’t have the soap receptors, poor suckers

― scanner darkly, Thursday, September 15, 2022 6:34 PM (yesterday)

It’s just called “Where Are You Now”, even. I must’ve invented the (My Love).

― houdini said, Monday, October 3, 2022 12:46 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hey all, I hate to say it, but I need to abandon this project before it's properly begun. A poll like this deserves a proper hype man to keep the contributions going and I can't in good conscience carve out a week in November to dedicate to the rollout. I've been avoiding my real life obligations using various forms of internet addiction and I need to take a complete break.

Also I think I'm a bit too disorganized and indecisive to run this poll properly anyway and can't ever make up my mind about things like genre constraints.

If anyone wants to pick up the baton feel free. Again, much sorry.

― mig (guess that dreams always end), Thursday, 13 October 2022 21:32 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the two pointers i know seem like amazing dogs but their energy and hyper-focus… yes I feel like I'd be letting them down every day.

― woof, Saturday, December 31, 2022 12:16 PM (one hour ago)

wait 1 or 2 #1's?

― maf you one two (maffew12)

mic check maffew 1 2 1 2

Knowing this board its gotta be Nu Disco Nostalgia

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Friday, February 17, 2023 5:17 PM bookmarkflaglink

Huh wonder how making adults look like children could be misused

― kinder, Friday, February 24, 2023 6:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

haaaa

v good

Hwyneth Gayden

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:19 PM bookmarkflaglink

hey, that's my thing

― switching letters guy, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

sorry, switching letters guy

― mattresslessness, Monday, August 11, 2014 4:21 PM bookmarkflaglink

Now I'm eating meat like it's going out of style. Sorry cows, I can't feel like this any more.

― Cow_Art, Friday, March 10, 2023 1:07 PM (yesterday)

i'm not physically attracted to people but based on your description, he'd probably even catch me looking.

"topographically dramatic ass crack" definitely of serious intrigue.

― ''can be prusuaded to show gayness'' (Austin), Tuesday, 21 March 2023 20:11 (yesterday)

please don’t tell me this is from the Donald Trimp thread

Pizza Hut and Domino's are good stoner pizzas when you want to unhinge your jaw and uncritically consume shame

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal),

i.e. hooking up with conservative men

― the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 29, 2023 11:34 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Get well soon

― Bee OK, Thursday, June 29, 2023 6:47 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

aw

<3

lol

Very nice

Mentioned in the thread itself, but this needs to be memorialised here:

I AM A PEEHOLE MAN [Started by the new drip king (DJP) in June 2023]

let that sink in

― mark s, Wednesday, July 12, 2023 11:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJAvT0J15Mw

Linda Evangelista’s “what in my bag” video for British Vogue has turned me around on those hats

― brimstead, Sunday, August 20, 2023 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

Gaucho forever

― Cow_Art, Thursday, August 31, 2023 7:20 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

The extra 'n' is for extra Nazis!

― nickn, Thursday, 21 September 2023 17:40 (three hours ago) link

hahah

I haven't done it in a while but any time I have I'm always ENFP and it does sound a lot like me.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 25 September 2023 15:38 (three minutes ago) link

lol

"Obviously, I'm coordinated and whatnot." -- Markus Lynn "Mookie" Betts

ugh this clue on celeb jeop tonite:

"when she performed 'crazy for you' in the high school wrestling film 'vision quest,' this pop star was virtually unknown"

i assume these episodes were written pre-strike, but maybe the jeopardy fact checking dept already had a foot out the door? (she had the #1 album in the u.s. the week the movie was released, had recently scored her first #1 single, and was well on her way to superstardom.)

― fact checking cuz, Wednesday, October 4, 2023 9:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

when I got to the diversity and inclusion workshop bit I just

― Left, Sunday, October 15, 2023 12:18 PM (nine hours ago)bookmarkflaglink

lol

Nice.

I’m terms of comparing the albums, I think they’re fairly equal: three or four great songs, four or five good songs, two or three failed experiments or dreary exercises apiece.

― Halfway there but for you, Friday, November 10, 2023 4:47 AM (fifteen hours ago)

easy: frog

― frogbs, Thursday, November 30, 2023 2:58 PM (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Killing mice [Started by Tracer Hand (tracerhand) in January 2003, last updated seventeen minutes ago by 🍍🥧 (cat) on I Love Everything] 4 new answers

lmao

lol

it's just blatant

there it is

i am trying to advocate for peaceful resolutions and combat hurtful stereotypes in that thread fwiw!

https://i.imgur.com/4EUxU7f.png

flagged for outrageous injustice

i would like the songs on Graceland if they removed the African beats and kept it to a guy and his guitar.I apologise if this offends anyone because it's meant to be rascist.
― chevy chase, Tuesday, 8 February 2005 10:16 (nineteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

If you time it right, you can fly from STH to Amster with Norwegian for less than 100 USD

― Mule, Thursday, February 29, 2024 12:44 AM (fourteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

i feel like everything is so atomized at this point we have quantum coolness. you can know how fast opinion is changing but you don't whether it's cool right now. or you can now how cool or uncool it is, but not how fast or what direction it's going.

― schrodingers cat was always cool (Hunt3r)

excellent, works on multiple levels

tell us about your birthday plans, dan

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, March 19, 2024 2:02 AM bookmarkflaglink

Dinner at Lexington Candy Shop. The place that still makes coke by mixing syrup with seltzer by hand.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, March 19, 2024 3:51 AM bookmarkflaglink

lmao

src?

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 11:53 AM bookmarkflaglink

[. . .]

src? lol

also hello and welcome to ILB!

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, March 21, 2024 12:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

Lizzy Dripping was a midly terrifying tv show of the early 70s, but also a north midlands term for a daydreamer, I believe.

Billy Whizz.

Clever Trevor - feel like all of these are or are potentially Ian Dury song titles.

― Maggy Scraggle, Wednesday, 27 March 2024 14:28 (seven hours ago) link

the sublime majesty of the totality was slightly tainted by everyone in our neighborhood blasting off fireworks for the entire time but still a good show overall. absentmindedly glanced at it unprotected for a moment like a moron but dont appear to have gone blind yet as far as i can tell

― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Monday, April 8, 2024 2:11 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

My roommates in college and I used to get very high and do a Michael McDonald Barbershop Quartet at like 3am. Perhaps we can reform for this.

― Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, April 18, 2024 5:34 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

TS: Godfather vs Godfather II [Started by dleone (dleone) in January 2004, last updated one hour ago by clemenza on I Love Everything] 1 new answer