MC Hammer uses Twitter

ha ha wow. I don't know if things are just really quiet around here today or what, but this is the weirdest thing I've seen all day!

MC Hammer Drops Jay-Z Diss 'Better Run Run'

Hip-Hop veteran MC Hammer has respond to lines in a recent Kanye West song titled "So Appalled" that featured rap star Jay-Z. Hammer, an Oakland native, took offense to Jay-Z's lines in "So Appalled" in which the Brooklyn wordsmith rapped: "And Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused. I lost $30 mil so I spent another $30, cause unlike Hammer $30 million can't hurt me." Hammer's agitation was displayed to his 1,900,000 - plus Twitter followers, when he labeled Jay-Z "Hellboy" and promised a reply was in the works for Halloween night (October 31st). Hammer, born Stanley Kirk Burrell, dropped the song "Better Run Run (Official Jay-Z Diss)" early this morning (November 1st). The video features a masked figure chasing a Jay-Z look-a-like through the woods by a devil. On the record, Hammer continues to insinuate that "Jay Hova" worships the devil and needs to find God. He even takes small shot at Beyonce Knowles. "The Devil said 'I'll give you the world' 'I'll take it plus give me a girl. Mister devil can you give a sign he said 'throw the rock up, that's one of mine'" At the end of the video, Hammer, who is an ordained minister, catches the Jay-Z look-a-like and baptizes him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztVBZbI6M34

weird, i was just thinking of mc hammer

U Can't Tweet This

http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/mc-hammer-unveils-google-search-engine-rival-wiredoo-20111021-1mb6h.html

I don't know what to do with this

mc hammer --> ????? --> ????? --> ????? --> ????? --> search engine

this is hilarious

my company is in competition with... HAMMER

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/23/showbiz/california-mc-hammer-arrest/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

Hammer smashes scientism

You bore us. If science is a “commitment to truth” shall we site all the historical non-truths perpetuated by scientists ? Of course not. It’s not science vs Philosophy ... It’s Science + Philosophy. Elevate your Thinking and Consciousness. When you measure include the measurer. https://t.co/hsZzHNwJ0M

— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021

more like otm hammer

Hammer Le Mesurier

“cite”

— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021

😎 https://t.co/mWtGoSX91T pic.twitter.com/VswdzrVWFg

— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) February 22, 2021

Did Hammer coin "when you measure include the measurer"? That's pithy as fuck. I can't find any references to anyone else saying it.

This is absolutely delightful

Also Hammer has been pithy for a minute; back when he was making his post-bankruptcy comeback, some interviewer asked him what the most expensive thing he’d bought was and Hammer replied “a lot of stories”