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11. Where does 'wetness' come from? — vaginapagina 18:37
Hi all, really basic question that I have never known the answer to; when a vagina-owner gets aroused, where exactly does the wetness come from?…
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Putin, of course, is not someone who takes such jibes lying down. "Mr McCain fought in Vietnam. I think that he has enough blood of peaceful citizens on his hands. It must be impossible for him to live without these disgusting scenes anymore … He was captured and they kept him not just in prison, but in a pit for several years. Anyone would go nuts."

so international rn

have you met any nice vagina-owners?

Secret secretions
You on the flo

The Caucasian Shepherd, or Caucasian Ovcharka is the most brutal Russian dog breed. It is a large, even-tempered dog with powerful and muscular body, bear-look face, deeply set oval dark eyes, round-shaped cropped ears and low carried long tail. It has a thick and water resistant double coat in shades of gray, brindle, yellow, rust, red or white (click for video). The coat may be longer or shorter depending on the region the dog comes from.

Good dancers too.

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Totally my favourite kind of dog, btw. Because they obviously need a lot of space and a lot of food they have always been quite high-status pets in cities. When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures. Unfortunately some moron attacked one when it was sleeping, iirc, and it made fairly short work of her so they ended up shooting them all.

Are you back home, LJ?

I am. I didn't see any of those dogs but I did restrain a mastiff the other day (Ken C possibly bore witness)

'they ended up shooting them all' = Russia, right

As an addendum, I'm still working on the same assignment; just that all involved have come to England. I did a lesson at a certain fairly well-to-do hotel yesterday, which involved helping a 15 year-old girl with her English coursework, which in turn involved the full explanation, discussion & analysis of a certain Andrew Marvell poem that may or may not contain sweetness being rolled up into a ball. Still debating whether it was a good or bad thing that the billionaire dad was listening in from the next room

When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:29 (13 hours ago)

excellent

ramzan kadyrov likes them too

they are probably quite different creatures if they are kept in cages and fed live rabbits and poked with sticks by off duty paramilitaries

Totally my favourite kind of dog, btw. Because they obviously need a lot of space and a lot of food they have always been quite high-status pets in cities. When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures. Unfortunately some moron attacked one when it was sleeping, iirc, and it made fairly short work of her so they ended up shooting them all.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, January 7, 2014 12:29 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks for this compressed chekhov story i just cried at

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

russia

there are several youtubes of the epic Russian sink vs. boar battle, but not all of them feature the small dog at the beginning

as several commenters point out, the dog presumably gets run over too

***russia***

***russia***

lol dblpost

http://www.howtosayin.com/hello+you+my+name+is+jeff.html

http://pryf.livejournal.com/4211139.html

hahahahah

this is the o_O Russian wedding photography one, isn't it?

some of these are p witty tbf

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...anyone?

what were the circumstances of your meeting arrington from OTR?

played a gig supporting kid millions' new drum-only project, which was also great

you have a band now?

Andrew Flintoff: Former England all-rounder makes no runs, takes no wickets in Big Bash debut

what in christ's name is that

Aussie version of the IPL.

that sounds more undignified even than the novelty boxing match he was involved in

do even legends of the game of cricket not earn enough to retire gracefully

ljvn

if you could spend a week in the london of the mid 18th century, who would you talk to and what would you do

carl linnaeus is the figure of that time whom i would most like to meet. we would discuss latin taxonomy

failing passage to sweden, i'd probably assist john hunter with his dissections

no wordsmiths?

sterne too northern, blake too young. course you could recommend some

you would know that era better than me but this was prompted by imagining you meeting dr johnson

obviously

what will have been the results of such tempestuous collusion, we wonder

some new words

bet you guys would get it on.

wordsmithery

visit a coffee house in houndsditch

pass comment on olde london's avianry

if you haven't watched any of joanna hogg's films yet (particular the last two) i suspect you might like them

o cool, ty

olde london with its red kites and peregrines, pigeons lived in proper fear then

https://twitter.com/thugclive/status/563709970756423680
https://twitter.com/thugclive/status/563711099879837696

just went to the offie for some cava and rae sremmurd was playing. is there no escape

ive not heard rae sremmurd or run the jewels and not more than about half a youtube of death grips but i enjoyed that anyway

tbf yeah. i actually came to ilx to post that post not knowing of your clive martin retweets, it all came together splendidly

deja vu sense this may have been covered before, but do people irl say lj or is it an ilx innovation

trying to think of a football personality with the same initials who might be pictured wearing a monogrammed tracksuit

An ILX thing mostly. Some usage amongst intimates. LJVN is a new one though.

quite possibly nobody else has identified the divine kinship between yourself and the avian world

my dearest avian has, adeo ut she has mooted a specific nature walk (the 'parkland' walk) around haringey for this weekend. birdwatching might be shuffling towards becoming my primary hobby again

shuffling furtively, like a dunnock

that and wordbotching

:)

http://wordbotching.tumblr.com/day/2012/02/27

your most avuncular post yet, marred by an idiotically weak tumblr concept

how do u feel abt the epithet 'twitcher'

it's fine when used to describe a particular sort of birdwatcher, the sort who will receive text alerts about a twice-recorded rarity blown into colwyn bay on a midatlantic depression & drop everything

i am not that sort of birdwatcher, although i did stumble across sevenoaks' ibis recently, and have also stumbled across a purple heron at dungeness before. seems much more satisfying when you don't have gps coordinates and a ritualistic cavalcade of parka'd telescope-wielding pricks pinpointing the exact location of that lesser tawny-streaked marsh warbler or w/e

loved it when that famous rarity in durham or something got eaten by a sparrowhawk a few years ago

accidental shawx

lol

on the 7th of November 2010, I posted "dear government, get fucked"

<3

that was more for the :) which is the telltale sign of curt lj pique, to be contrasted with :D

all affection mon frère

there will have been prior expressions of impatience to #0

#0 looks like a particularly anguished or indignant emoticon

lol

compulsive autoscarification of the eyes is a known risk of long term exposure to twp

we must always remember whom the real victims have been

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would treat to tea and scones

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:09 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why don't more people like the cardiacs

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who stole the body of the president of cyprus??? was it you!?? (rolling graverobbing thread)

well you see nakhers chum

cardiacs' music is extremely intense with unusual melodic sensibilities but a demented punkish energy - the former putting off typical punk types and the latter putting off classical or prog fans

they sit uneasily within the rock in opposition venn set - it's like asking why henry cow or koenjihyakkei don't have more fans. they demand lots of close listening and a level of commitment that most listeners just do not have

they also alienated every single major music magazine during their heyday and the press famously loathed them, probably because they did not want to make the effort to understand them & it was easier to demonise the freaks

they have had something of a revival in the discourse of late, mostly because it's being publicised just how many popular musicians are into them

they aren't remotely like 'henry cow or koenjihyakkei' though, they make quirky indie rock music which is in a fairly recogniseable idiom to anyone who is familiar with indie rock

it would be more apt to wonder why they couldn't get at least some of the support that british sea power or whatever do, different generations but it isn't as if this country has a problem appreciating odd melodic rock music

played a few of their tracks on that youtube yesterday and there were quite a few comments from people who had heard them on radio 6 and been enraptured

this would seem to be a natural audience for them and it would be possible to imagine them being marketed a 'national treasure' to that set, had they not had the mark of cain from the trad music press

they demand lots of close listening and a level of commitment that most listeners just do not have

Come come, Louis.

they evidently receive a lot of close listening and commitment, though it's scarcely as if this is a necessary condition to appreciate them

Their wiki is pretty funny

Cardiacs are also renowned for their startling performance style, which has been historically integrated (via video work, publicity, interviews and onstage presentation) with a vague and oppressive band mythology. The latter involves Cardiacs' record label and supposed management company, the Alphabet Business Concern - a repressive, controlling organisation (with a marked Edwardian character) which supervises (and restricts) Cardiacs' recording work and live appearances (as well as communicating band news and statements to the band's mailing list in florid and archaic corporatese). Several early 1980s video releases by Cardiacs – in particular The Consultant's Flower Garden and the clip for To Go Off and Things – provided video "evidence" that Alphabet ran Cardiacs' internal affairs in the manner of an Edwardian children's home (complete with behavioural problems and bullying).

The Alphabet Business Corporation shares some similarities with the "Cryptic Corporation" supposedly responsible for managing The Residents. As with the Cryptic Corporation, there is a strong probability that the Alphabet mythology is entirely fictional and that the band (often hailed as archetypal independent musicians) control all aspects of their work themselves. Alphabet's original representatives - or representative characters - were Cardiac's "sordid, waxy" manager The Consultant (real name James Stevens) and his assistant and band advisor "Miss Swift", both of whom made onstage appearances with Cardiacs during the 1980s.[1][17] In the late 1980s both The Consultant and Miss Swift left the Cardiacs organisation and were replaced by Mark Walmsley, who played a less public role (but did appear for inserts in the Maresnest concert video, expressing contempt for his charges and their music).

In performance, Cardiacs generally reject (or occasionally parody) standard rock band posturing. In keeping with the Alphabet mythology, the band's shows have instead featured behaviour which has been described as "therapeutic, surrealist pantomime", compared to absurdist theatre, and labelled "not so much theatrically eccentric as completely fucking neurotic". During any given performance, Tim Smith rants between and during numbers, acting out bizarre childlike ideas and emotions.[17][18][19][20] During the 1980s the band perfected a detailed stage act involving shabby lift attendant costumes, badly-applied clown make-up, Tim Smith's bullying of other band members (predominantly Jim Smith), and a final formal presentation of champagne and flowers by The Consultant and Miss Swift complete with confetti, taking place to "a euphoric sweep of saxophone and keyboards that wouldn’t seem out of place in a '70s cigar advert."[2][12][19] During the 1990s, the theatrical elements of the live show were toned down and the uniforms replaced by formal suits, although certain rituals (including the childlike mannerisms and Smith's ranting style) were retained.[3][4][6][7][12]

british sea power comparison -> 'they evidently receive a lot of close listening' = a level of trolling I can't deal with on a Sunday

(xp) Why oh why aren't they more popular?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKQuh_RZeew

british sea power

narcissism of small differences is the foundation of rock music appreciation it's true

How unpopular are this band?

if that is supposed to be the cardiacs at their most uncompromising then it really isn't, nevermind that the stuff on youtube is melodically akin to the more outré end of britpop

it's not all that far away from all sorts of music which is popular in this country

TheNcc1701xyz
1 month ago

BBC 6Music brought me here. Just flicked the radio on and this played. wow. Can't believe i've never heard this before. Now it's set up home in my head and i'm not going to ask it to leave.

Dystopia66
5 months ago

Bloody hell. Why didn't somebody tell me about this earlier! Can't believe this band were unknown to me until a few minutes ago.

= lots of comments like these and ref to normcore artistes like suede and radiohead who will have been influenced by them; this is music that has been rendered marginal rather than being necessarily marginal

They're only the band Stackridge could have been. They came around at the wrong time, I reckon.

ref to normcore artistes like suede and radiohead who will have been influenced by them

They have?

they sit uneasily with any comparison. i'd go as far as to say they've created their own fairly distinct lineage of music that has eventually given rise to stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX2rUUcs0G4

of course, one can draw superficial comparisons in the service of aggregation

that video was supposed to be cardiacs at their most self-consciously unusual, yet if you want something a little more...avant-classical, try the closing 4 minutes of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4j6q1Svf30

SOME of their music is redolent of a sort of supercharged britpop in some superficial sense, but even when it is, it is something utterly other:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a820Xo4XdB8

they're ACCESSIBLE to normcore discourse precisely because they are so melodic - in rhythmic/lyrical regards they are a far more forbidding proposition, and even then their melodies are highly distinctive in construction

i agree that they're not necessarily marginal, because i think they're amazing, and that their songs work beautifully - they've been rendered marginal by certain bloody-minded aesthetic choices which i would defend

my challenge to you nakhers is to find bands lying similarly on the periphery of the norm-rock discourse who have been similarly marginalised, with an equally fervent cult following

the choices that frame them as weird seem more peripheral than integral to the idiom, it's not like they are this heat

the framing is oppositional but in another life they might have become quite popular had they been less dorky

they serve as an interesting case for the types of eccentricity that are tolerable to the british middle classs (mostly those involving whimsicality or anachronism)

that north sea radio orchestra track is surprisingly good

Also sounds like the whims of certain tastemakers played a part

LJ's challenge makes me think of something like the tiger lillies, whose music isn't "difficult" or unusual at all but who still provoke a "fuck is this shit" reaction from ppl

Lay off the face paint would appear to be the message

tiger lillies?! dear god

anyway,

they serve as an interesting case for the types of eccentricity that are tolerable to the british middle classs (mostly those involving whimsicality or anachronism)

ARE they tolerable to the british middle class? the 6 music listeners who have flocked to their side strike me as a minority. traditionally the reactions veer from intrigued to horrified with a smattering of obsessive adoration - don't think that's changed, or that the whole cardiacs package is now 'tolerable' to the middle class normcore hivemind. i reckon they have as much working class support as anything else - they're certainly from that milieu - and their whimsicality/anachronism is smeared and smudged under tonnes of, yeah, facepaint, fabricated incest rumours, a sense of earthy menace and an oversaturated production style that's just too much for most people

their role within the british pastoral is important, i'd say, but if bagpuss can get voted the UK's favourite TV show, how can cardiacs not achieve similar? - it is the confrontational weirdness, the unplaceability of it, even if the heart is in a similar place

N.B. the acceptable middle-class eccentricity of UK music from the last 50 years = david bowie

http://thumbs.worthpoint.com/E8d_hkDpfi6lLOyxo95PHG2mDA0=/400x0/images/images1/360/0912/28/360_1ff10ab5ad83cc5e7c9dedab870f9486.jpg

that was the argument lj, that they are the wrong sort of eccentrics

though if they are abstracted from their rep and the overt dorkiness and oppositional framing, then just the music on its own terms is perfectly comprehensible or at least not insuperably weird to a bbc6 sort of audience

traditionally the reactions veer from intrigued to horrified with a smattering of obsessive adoration - don't think that's changed, or that the whole dulwich hamlet package is now 'tolerable' to the middle class normcore hivemind. i reckon they have as much working class support as anything else - they're certainly from that milieu - and their whimsicality/anachronism is smeared and smudged under tonnes of, yeah, communist sloganeering, fabricated transfer rumours, a sense of 'hardcore supporter' menace and an oversaturated fandom style that's just too much for most people.

something tells me dulwich hamlet is not a band that produces albums

Non League Day Saturday 6th September 2014

i am listening to a song by this band, and it is v. reminiscent of Queen, not in a bad way.

LJ -- does your avian have a favorite Cardiacs song(s)?

this is all getting taken out on the leg of a dulwich hamlet supporter next weekend, and it is all your fault, nakhers, all your fault

"probably dog-like sparky. I find it a very relatable song" she affirms, yet she also probably slightly prefers the tangentially-related work of north sea radio orchestra and their parent band shrubbies, which is ok coz they're pretty much just as good :)

btw we are sitting in a pub that used to be a building society and hasn't really changed the decor, it is extraordinary

whenever you use the nickname "nakhers," it makes me think of the homophone that calls to mind avians favored by Benny Hill

though it would really be something if he actually resembled the actress on the left

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nakho it is then

mamadou or diafra tho

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:D they're all so happy!

a certain avian may have just unveiled a micro korg btw - can barely contain myself. just want to stay at home for the next year or two making sounds

hi

hope you're better deems

convalescence innit. HB.

ty, gl

meanwhile I step out and it's the first fucking day of spring

happy birthday to yourself too deems

thanks thanks and obv many happy returns

there will have been a cloud in the sky, although just the one

larva: haberdager/jgo/unfished business/country matters/acoleuthic
pupa: oawia

...

the entomologists gather with their nets

― THE SONIC UNREGULATED ELECTRIC CATFISH (imago), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 22:37 (1 year ago)

just got offed has got to be the prime era of early lj

http://www.lj.vn

it will be hided

http://www.youtube.com/user/poopdriver

haw

re meades and excoriation

http://www.spectator.co.uk/arts/arts-feature/9395702/le-french-bashing-has-spread-to-france-are-things-really-that-bad-2/

http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2015/mar/19/france-strange-defeat/

The LiveJournal blogger, who spent two months working at the centre until mid-March, said she was paid 45,000 roubles (£520, $790) a month, to run a number of accounts on the site. There was no contract - the only document she signed was a non-disclosure form. She was ordered not to tell her friends about the job, nor to add any of them to the social media accounts she would run under pseudonyms.

“We had to write ‘ordinary posts’, about making cakes or music tracks we liked, but then every now and then throw in a political post about how the Kiev government is fascist, or that sort of thing,” she said.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house

Blur: Classic Or Dud [Started by Tom in March 2001, last updated 5 minutes ago by carles the jekyll (imago) on I Love Music] 20 new answers

have u ever felt there to be some irreconcilability or incommensurability between your interest in sport and your interest in 'intellectual' life such as poetry, theory, films of a high-minded persuasion, musickes of the progge and epicke varieties etc?

lole

no

sport is aesthetically consistent with my more shall we say formalist cultural regards,

my only problem with sport is the gender imbalance but sports have remedied other exclusions in the past and i have faith they'll continue to do so. plus i just overlook the fact i'm largely watching men rather than women because the sports themselves are so aesthetically pleasing

that is i had surmised

Ah, and there it is!

lol

Jaggery had played Seattle before, though I was still in Hawaii when they were here last. The lead for this group is fronted by a truly dynamic vocalist, Singer Mali . . . and when I say that, it is with all the respect one might imagine… the music they play keeps the “prog” in mind, but is more attuned to that “prog-opera” I mentioned earlier in this piece… though I’m not intimately familiar with all the terms proggers use to describe their music, the lead-off piece sounded (to me) like “wicked chamber dirge” – some of the most impressive and powerful high-range vocal work I’ve heard in years.

would you consider having this band called Jaggery play your wedding?

progge

the harpist is a red-headed avian

Sun

Jul

22
Kayo Dot, Jaggery, Something About Horses
Church

69 Kilmarnock Street
Boston, MA, 02215

Doors 8:00 PM (event ends at 12:00 AM)

This event is 21 and over
Kayo Dot, Jaggery, Something About Horses
Kayo Dot

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Kayo Dot is an American avant-rock/experimental music group that was formed in 2003 by Toby Driver. They released their debut album Choirs of the Eye on John Zorn's Tzadik Records label that year. Tzadik's descriptive label on that album reads: "Kayo Dot powerfully integrates elements of modern classical composition with the layers of guitars and vocals more common to rock and metal. With a compositional map that is strict in form yet malleable in execution, Kayo Dot uses a vast array of instrumentation to create an exciting convergence of violence and serenity."

Since then, Kayo Dot's music has undergone several identity shifts, largely influenced by the band's constantly-changing lineup and instrumentation. One predominant element of Driver's compositional voice which remains consistent throughout all of Kayo Dot's output, however, is the band's use of abstract timing and performance cues. This lends to the music the element of "malleability" mentioned in Tzadik's description above.

The music of Kayo Dot is commonly categorized as post-metal, post-rock, progressive rock, or avant-garde. Their songs involve complex instrumentation (composed by singer and frontman Driver). They are substantially longer than typical rock songs, usually ranging from 8 to 18 minutes in length.
Jaggery

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"Torture chamber pop." "Darkwave jazz." "Siren rock." These are a few of the many attempts to describe the sound of Jaggery, an art-rock collective which weaves harp, viola, piano, contrabass, and drum kit into a universe of its own, setting the scene for "one of the most beautiful voices in modern music." Powerful enough to harness the fiery churnings beneath a volcano as well as the ethereal light of a dying star, frontwoman Singer Mali's voice regularly leaves listeners viscerally stunned and with goosebumps.

Jaggery should hire lj as their publicist

got some jaggery/jaggary in my larder, occasionally have a nibble

kayo dot will have been well-known to me, although I'm going off them a bit

she also writes poetry

http://www.petalumavale.com/about/

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Alluring mélange:
the lack of care in the
toss of a hand barely holding
a cigarette,
the boredom and lust of
nonchalant breasts,
yet suddenly the firm insistence upon
perfection—
like a finely crafted bustier
with small stitching—
ever fluxing between
tension and release.

loves his progge does lj
loves his progge

chuffragette city

Flights of Song, Gigs of Fancy
April 28, 2015
dear robins, sparrows, and chickadees,

i write with news of noteworthy shows! as feathered things and forsythias get the spring party started, i am ready to join the excitement and burst open with new songs and collaborations. may will be bookended with performances that i am thrilled to share with the finally-thawed world!

our concert coincides with a temporary exhibit of some of Leonardo's works rarely seen this side of the ocean, and is not to be missed! and though we are always happy to play and collaborate on songs written mostly by singer Mali Sastri, for the first time ever, each of the band members has gotten a chance to write a song inspired by da Vinci for jaggery to play. i myself have written a song inspired by Leonardo's codex on the flight of birds, and i am super excited to debut it, especially with how amazing my bandmates make it sound!!!

with chirps in my heart,
petaluma

bare chirps

jaggary update: jaggary in lemsip

http://shelovesmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/EfeBaby.jpg

one wonders if sarah is familiar with this bit of memetic vernacular

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chirpse&defid=2083352

almost fond memories of westminster school's moneyed rudeboys

xp i was not!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-o-R5-Pda0

how do u rate this?

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apart from cricket and £football£, which sports give you the biggest formalist boner? and what are the most esoteric sports you follow?

(the preceding post should not, under any circumstances, be construed as a request for d1ck p1x)

regularly watch 3-cushion (carom) billiards on youtube - it's formalist near-perfection - a standardised table, no pockets, 3 balls and essentially only one rule and yet a multitude of methods and considerations arising at each visit to the baize, the sainted baize, the verdant carpet of dreams

tennis is a great formalist sport let down only by the physical limitations of the human body - but less so than in certain other sports

water polo is foul & dreadfully contrived and were rugby to not exist it'd probably be the worst sport in any formal sense, i feel such a void in my soul whenever i glimpse it

golf is anti-formalism but in a nice way

i'll listen to that song tomorrow :) it's too late for loud sounds now

but yeah, carom billiards. would very much like to own a table later in life - it is one of only a very few material ambitions i have

also while i hate rugby i actually, truly, think that afl is kinda ok-to-good based on what i've seen - it's formally much looser and more chaotic, and has a far more satisfying scoring system - spiritually much closer to the gaa sports than to the abysmal trench warfare of rugby

u could assuage some of your gender imbalance worries by patronizing that london womens afl league

the formally looser version of rugby = LEAGUE

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so the thread that is 95% landfill becomes contemptible only when that landfill involves someone being complementary to someone else

excelsior has been majority-shit for ages, not sure why

I was actually gonna post that whole series of slugbuggy posts to horribly formed thread the other day but decided I couldn't h8 on drunken positivity

yeah I was fucking obnoxious on excelsior today and the reason I only caught shit from like 1 or 2 ppl was that everyone knows I was right <<<still obnoxious

lol pvmic lolz

^ha yes

i like slugbuggy; there but for the grace of drunk

imago r u ok

i'm getting thru ok, circumstances a bit sad tho

:( sorry to hear that

quite, courage lj

the malapropisms that most irritate are those one is condemned to repeat xps

ty folks. condemned indeed

that was xp to self

think i might update the ask treeship thread

can anyone think of good questions to ask trís

that was xp to self

compliment deficiency

afaik trís uses spotify or whatever which negates one possible question

could ask about islam maybe

ask him whether he is phobic of any arthropod species

ask him were his parents the boss of anyone

and what his weapon of choice was as a 6 year-old

ask him about arche-writing

do u have any thought on seasoned brit indie flaneur 'lawrence'?

Is it known *why*...

...he doesn't use his surname? 31.52.198.186 (talk) 03:46, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

The article doesn't really say he doesn't. It's hard to tell what, if anything, is different here compared to, say, Madonna, Elvis or Morrissey. JöG (talk) 21:19, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

He's Lawrence. That's why. End of discussion. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 12.104.195.40 (talk) 13:35, 3 June 2015 (UTC)

i don't but it isn't the best mononym i've seen

Beats Morrissey.

beats all the brazilian footballers called shit like 'jfohnson' <trenchant

possible successor here to your rather fine ethnographic research on their cispontine comrades in countertwuntery, should you dare venture across the styx and into the seas beyond

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/10/clapton-ultras-anti-fascist-essex-senior-league-football

suggest 'countertwuntery matters'

sounds like an investigation into thamesmead fc would be both more interesting and quicker to reach

quite, quite, was thinking as much

but both trips for the full dialectics

perhaps some weekend with charlton away i'll do it

i've been told i should start a blog. seems so conceited and self-regarding but i guess it's by now arcane enough to have some independent value

nb bill buford's 'among the thugs' is on l1bg3n should u wish to consult prior tourists in such climes

you could start a website that doesn't need to be called a blog

or a youtube account

(cheers for the tip!)

http://www.theguardian.com/film/live/2015/sep/25/sam-smith-theme-tune-james-bond-film-spectre-writings-on-the-wall

these ppl are idiots.

best bond theme is You Only Live Twice, followed by Diamonds Are Forever

a pre-cover of this would be anything but devout. it might even be a trifle blasphemous!

― turrrrr, i can! (Jonbenet!), Saturday, 26 September 1996 00:21

(*LOL*)
― Momus, Sunday, April 22, 1991 5:00 PM (24 years ago)

grrr

liveblogging a bond theme unveiling is some guardian shit huh

some of these avians
my word

is momus still alive

when you type: XD
do you pronounce it "ex-dee"?

fuckwittery matters

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He’s got a hoodie on give him a hug
On second thoughts don’t you don’t wanna get mugged
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Find yourself in the hood nobody goes there
We got an Eco-friendly government,
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Built an entire Olympic village
Around where we live without pulling down any flats
Give us free money and we don’t pay any tax
NHS healthcare, yes please many thanks
People get stabbed round here, there’s many shanks
Nice knowing someone’s got our backs when we get attacked
Don’t bloody give me that
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Here’s a charge for congestion, everybody’s gotta pay
Do what Boris does… rob them blind

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My manors ill
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You can’t put us all in prison!

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My manors ill
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mea culpa

downloaded any good albums recently, lj?

afraid not

have streamed plenty though

ah for the days when one would download an album

j4gz do u know this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rTwqPtRQnE

j4gaz

The Bangladeshi international cricketer Shahadat Hossain has been charged with physically torturing an 11-year-old girl he and his wife kept as a domestic servant, in a case that has shocked cricket fans.

Hossain, 29, who is considered a hero by many younger Bangladeshis, faces charges carrying a potential 14 years in prison, plus a fine, and has been suspended from all cricket until further notice by the Bangladeshi cricket board.

The alleged victim, Mahfuza Akhter, known as Happy, was found in September in a street in Dhaka, the Bangladeshi capital, with multiple injuries, including a broken leg. She told investigators she had been working for the couple for a year.

“They used to beat me with sticks, kitchen utensils, punch me, and scratch me. I would be slapped a lot,” Akhter was quoted as saying by CNN, which carried pictures of her swollen and bruised face on the day she was found.

510

Indian legspinner and Matt DC lookalike Amit Mishra was facing abuse charges too recently, although that one has gone weirdly quiet

have u checked admin log for redactions

Thursday, December 17, 2015 9:49 AM I Love Music Message edited to :
Yeah I feel like if you're going to actually sell a mix these days it has to justify being onsale. That either means being way better than the sort of thing you'd give to RA or a blog or something for free, or it has to feel more considered, or definably a bit more like an album. DJs like Mayer and Weatherall are consistently good at this, but I think the whole randomness of Prins's approach makes this more difficult, especially when there are jobbing Balearic guys whacking really good free mixes up every week.

I dunno, I'm a bit old fashioned when it comes to commercial v free mixes. I like decent sound quality, I like being able to see artist names and track titles, I like the implied permanence of a really good mix album, otherwise I'd rather just listen to a live recording or radio set. Doesn't help that there's just this enormous glut of free mixes out there and they're quite a time investment given that, unless you know the DJ, you don't know what you're getting into at the start.

previously said 'just broke a chimneysweeps leg'

Charges against Mishra were in part sexual abuse of a woman iirc, but maybe he controls the Indian penal log

did u read the 'guardian long read' about the vyapam scandal

contained this quote that i noted but have not found cause to c&p hitherto

“Now the police claim I am a middleman in the Vyapam scam,” he said, “I spent three months in jail before I was granted bail. My college admission has been cancelled, six years of my life are wasted, and my dream of becoming a doctor is over. I know I will be exonerated, the police have no evidence against me, but it will take the rest of my life to clear my name. Now tell me, why shouldn’t someone in my place commit suicide?”

I didn't so ty I will give it some notice

read it. what a mess

would read a 400 word or so bildungsroman fragment of the confusions of young j4gz, specifically concentrated on chess lyfe, chess thoughts, chess m8s etc

really didn't play much as a kid, or well

my peak chess until now was played on a facebook app circa 2007/8

would read that too though tbf, might have to fabricate something

i resolve to be nicer to lj in 2016

sarahel and lj had some of the best repartee

― Amílcar Lopes da Costa Cabral (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, August 17, 2013 2:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a platonic sort of pocahontas element because lj was venturing among these strange and restive people who could not understand his english ways and only sarahel had the poise & semiotic skills to move across the divide

― Amílcar Lopes da Costa Cabral (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, August 17, 2013 2:11 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hope to see some more of that transpontine repartee in the new year

a city without a river is like a girl without a dream

http://topfamousquotes.com/images/author/201506/joseph-de-maistre-quotes-2.jpg

did i ever tell you about the squirrel rape i witnessed?

no afaik

http://www.weave.org.au/b/files/7614/4825/4602/cups.jpg

the feels?

https://twitter.com/MontyPanesar/status/727816767138058240

lol

http://www.automarket.com.cy/en/view-model/1596

http://www.automarket.com.cy/en/view-model/131

lol

massive defeat

for whom?

No cars available

well there are a number of ways to look at that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99hP59sIjs

putting the progge in progressive alliance

the veal is the only acceptable mondegreen, and as a meat-eater I'm happy to own it

wait is that what a mondegreen is

bit piqued not to have been offered agriculture at the very least btw

technically a mondegreen is where you move the dividing line between two words

you've got foreign obv

for eignobv

far enough

mondegreens in action

mondegreen sin action

not going to bedevil the relevant thread coz I've already pissed in h3lg's metallica chips this week, but shit me this sarah mary chadwick stuff is the worst music, just the worst (this also counts as an endorsement for those who hate my taste)

thx will check out when I get back

ok you've got northern ireland

xxp - your taste = "The 1975 is 'orrible" (2014); "The 1975 is brilliant" (2016) ...

speculation has arisen about the festivities for lj's 30th birthday

ffs it took me literally 1 week to accidentally break my forever ILE exile by posting to a chess thread of all things, pls wish me strength and resolve

also could a moderator of ilxor.com pls move all chess threads to I Love AFL

i can only moderate threads on ILAFL. i cannot move threads from other boards to this board. I can give you a motivational yellow card if you'd like.

thank u sensei

do I have to give you another one for cultural appropriation lol?

lol what was the 'baby' incident again btw

there were several baby incidents! One of the first, was early in my ilxor career and you agreed with me that the term was infantilizing and problematic. Thus, I developed a fondness for you.

Then there were the frogbs baby incident, and the Aimless baby incident ...

Aimless was an 'O, dear' incident iirc? Similar tbf

maybe trying to accurately recall specifics of ilx exchanges involving Aimless is something else you should avoid? Considering?

ugh, fair

saying TWO nice things about a Fader list (and only one not-nice thing) vmooc surely

― imago, Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:02 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

immediately responding defensively to a meta post about himself, though ... now that's a pvmic

― na (NA), Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:26 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

look, wait, hey,

― imago, Tuesday, December 13, 2022 10:28 AM (yesterday)

Sorry to say but insinuating that anything about “Moves Like Jagger” is good gets you a FP
― Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Sunday, March 19, 2023 2:43 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

so much irritation just gone at a stroke if that song never existed

― imago, Sunday, March 19, 2023 2:44 PM (three hours ago)