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11. Where does 'wetness' come from? — vaginapagina 18:37
Hi all, really basic question that I have never known the answer to; when a vagina-owner gets aroused, where exactly does the wetness come from?…
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A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Thursday, 19 December 2013 22:27 (six years ago) link

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people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Thursday, 19 December 2013 22:42 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/C3Uzjes.png

Putin, of course, is not someone who takes such jibes lying down. "Mr McCain fought in Vietnam. I think that he has enough blood of peaceful citizens on his hands. It must be impossible for him to live without these disgusting scenes anymore … He was captured and they kept him not just in prison, but in a pit for several years. Anyone would go nuts."

A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 December 2013 22:34 (six years ago) link

so international rn

VENIET IMBER (imago), Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:18 (six years ago) link

have you met any nice vagina-owners?

people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Saturday, 21 December 2013 22:02 (six years ago) link

Secret secretions
You on the flo

Gotta take it slow in your fast ride (calstars), Saturday, 21 December 2013 22:14 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The Caucasian Shepherd, or Caucasian Ovcharka is the most brutal Russian dog breed. It is a large, even-tempered dog with powerful and muscular body, bear-look face, deeply set oval dark eyes, round-shaped cropped ears and low carried long tail. It has a thick and water resistant double coat in shades of gray, brindle, yellow, rust, red or white (click for video). The coat may be longer or shorter depending on the region the dog comes from.

Good dancers too.

http://i.imgur.com/LJjfykb.jpg

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 00:08 (six years ago) link

Totally my favourite kind of dog, btw. Because they obviously need a lot of space and a lot of food they have always been quite high-status pets in cities. When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures. Unfortunately some moron attacked one when it was sleeping, iirc, and it made fairly short work of her so they ended up shooting them all.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:29 (six years ago) link

Are you back home, LJ?

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:30 (six years ago) link

I am. I didn't see any of those dogs but I did restrain a mastiff the other day (Ken C possibly bore witness)

VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:31 (six years ago) link

'they ended up shooting them all' = Russia, right

VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:32 (six years ago) link

As an addendum, I'm still working on the same assignment; just that all involved have come to England. I did a lesson at a certain fairly well-to-do hotel yesterday, which involved helping a 15 year-old girl with her English coursework, which in turn involved the full explanation, discussion & analysis of a certain Andrew Marvell poem that may or may not contain sweetness being rolled up into a ball. Still debating whether it was a good or bad thing that the billionaire dad was listening in from the next room

VENIET IMBER (imago), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:36 (six years ago) link

When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 08:29 (13 hours ago)

excellent

ramzan kadyrov likes them too

they are probably quite different creatures if they are kept in cages and fed live rabbits and poked with sticks by off duty paramilitaries

Totally my favourite kind of dog, btw. Because they obviously need a lot of space and a lot of food they have always been quite high-status pets in cities. When a lot of the old guard emigrated or downsized into small flats they let them loose in Moscow so you used to get packs of them living in the parks and hanging around near markets. It was quite an experience to have these things that look like small-to-medium-sized bears barreling after you in search of treats but they really are the sweetest, silliest creatures. Unfortunately some moron attacked one when it was sleeping, iirc, and it made fairly short work of her so they ended up shooting them all.

― Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Tuesday, January 7, 2014 12:29 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thanks for this compressed chekhov story i just cried at

From the Album No Baby for You! (Matt P), Tuesday, 7 January 2014 22:18 (six years ago) link

list your crackpot recipes here [Started by just1n3 in October 2010, last updated 19 minutes ago by Madchen on I Love Cooking] 1 new answer

Pedro Mba Obiang Avomo est un joueur de football hispano-ganéen (nakhchivan), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:35 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

sarahell, Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:45 (six years ago) link

russia

Flame Out at Jagbans (imago), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:53 (six years ago) link

there are several youtubes of the epic Russian sink vs. boar battle, but not all of them feature the small dog at the beginning

sarahell, Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:54 (six years ago) link

as several commenters point out, the dog presumably gets run over too

Flame Out at Jagbans (imago), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:55 (six years ago) link

***russia***

Flame Out at Jagbans (imago), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:56 (six years ago) link

***russia***

Flame Out at Jagbans (imago), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:56 (six years ago) link

lol dblpost

Flame Out at Jagbans (imago), Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:56 (six years ago) link

http://www.howtosayin.com/hello+you+my+name+is+jeff.html

sarahell, Saturday, 11 January 2014 21:59 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hahahahah

bills mar honoring da silver and black (sarahell), Sunday, 2 February 2014 23:48 (six years ago) link

this is the o_O Russian wedding photography one, isn't it?

bills mar honoring da silver and black (sarahell), Sunday, 2 February 2014 23:48 (six years ago) link

http://img-fotki.yandex.ru/get/9322/128733247.1be/0_14c9f4_8960e6ae_orig.jpg

...anyone?

ogmor, Monday, 3 February 2014 00:40 (six years ago) link

ten months pass...

what were the circumstances of your meeting arrington from OTR?

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 00:33 (five years ago) link

played a gig supporting kid millions' new drum-only project, which was also great

imago, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 08:54 (five years ago) link

you have a band now?

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 9 December 2014 09:12 (five years ago) link

Andrew Flintoff: Former England all-rounder makes no runs, takes no wickets in Big Bash debut

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Sunday, 21 December 2014 23:35 (five years ago) link

what in christ's name is that

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Sunday, 21 December 2014 23:35 (five years ago) link

Aussie version of the IPL.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Sunday, 21 December 2014 23:38 (five years ago) link

that sounds more undignified even than the novelty boxing match he was involved in

do even legends of the game of cricket not earn enough to retire gracefully

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Sunday, 21 December 2014 23:42 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

ljvn

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:36 (five years ago) link

if you could spend a week in the london of the mid 18th century, who would you talk to and what would you do

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:37 (five years ago) link

carl linnaeus is the figure of that time whom i would most like to meet. we would discuss latin taxonomy

failing passage to sweden, i'd probably assist john hunter with his dissections

Ban Kil Moon (imago), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:46 (five years ago) link

no wordsmiths?

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:51 (five years ago) link

sterne too northern, blake too young. course you could recommend some

Ban Kil Moon (imago), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:52 (five years ago) link

you would know that era better than me but this was prompted by imagining you meeting dr johnson

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:55 (five years ago) link

obviously

Ban Kil Moon (imago), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:57 (five years ago) link

what will have been the results of such tempestuous collusion, we wonder

Ban Kil Moon (imago), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 16:59 (five years ago) link

some new words

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:01 (five years ago) link

bet you guys would get it on.

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:03 (five years ago) link

wordsmithery

Ban Kil Moon (imago), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:06 (five years ago) link

visit a coffee house in houndsditch

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:19 (five years ago) link

pass comment on olde london's avianry

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 17:19 (five years ago) link

if you haven't watched any of joanna hogg's films yet (particular the last two) i suspect you might like them

No-Neck Blue's Banned - Craig Bellamy (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 14:21 (five years ago) link

o cool, ty

olde london with its red kites and peregrines, pigeons lived in proper fear then

pro war Toby Keith songs would rub you the wrong way (imago), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 15:17 (five years ago) link

just went to the offie for some cava and rae sremmurd was playing. is there no escape

pro war Toby Keith songs would rub you the wrong way (imago), Saturday, 7 February 2015 20:28 (five years ago) link

ive not heard rae sremmurd or run the jewels and not more than about half a youtube of death grips but i enjoyed that anyway

nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 February 2015 20:42 (five years ago) link

tbf yeah. i actually came to ilx to post that post not knowing of your clive martin retweets, it all came together splendidly

pro war Toby Keith songs would rub you the wrong way (imago), Saturday, 7 February 2015 20:57 (five years ago) link

deja vu sense this may have been covered before, but do people irl say lj or is it an ilx innovation

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 18:51 (five years ago) link

trying to think of a football personality with the same initials who might be pictured wearing a monogrammed tracksuit

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 18:52 (five years ago) link

An ILX thing mostly. Some usage amongst intimates. LJVN is a new one though.

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:14 (five years ago) link

quite possibly nobody else has identified the divine kinship between yourself and the avian world

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:17 (five years ago) link

my dearest avian has, adeo ut she has mooted a specific nature walk (the 'parkland' walk) around haringey for this weekend. birdwatching might be shuffling towards becoming my primary hobby again

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:29 (five years ago) link

shuffling furtively, like a dunnock

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:30 (five years ago) link

that and wordbotching

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:31 (five years ago) link

:)

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:31 (five years ago) link

http://wordbotching.tumblr.com/day/2012/02/27

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:32 (five years ago) link

your most avuncular post yet, marred by an idiotically weak tumblr concept

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:35 (five years ago) link

how do u feel abt the epithet 'twitcher'

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:43 (five years ago) link

it's fine when used to describe a particular sort of birdwatcher, the sort who will receive text alerts about a twice-recorded rarity blown into colwyn bay on a midatlantic depression & drop everything

i am not that sort of birdwatcher, although i did stumble across sevenoaks' ibis recently, and have also stumbled across a purple heron at dungeness before. seems much more satisfying when you don't have gps coordinates and a ritualistic cavalcade of parka'd telescope-wielding pricks pinpointing the exact location of that lesser tawny-streaked marsh warbler or w/e

loved it when that famous rarity in durham or something got eaten by a sparrowhawk a few years ago

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:49 (five years ago) link

accidental shawx

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Wednesday, 11 February 2015 19:50 (five years ago) link

lol

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 February 2015 20:15 (five years ago) link

on the 7th of November 2010, I posted "dear government, get fucked"

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:13 (five years ago) link

<3

nakhchivan, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:13 (five years ago) link

that was more for the :) which is the telltale sign of curt lj pique, to be contrasted with :D

nakhchivan, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:14 (five years ago) link

all affection mon frère

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:30 (five years ago) link

there will have been prior expressions of impatience to #0

nakhchivan, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:32 (five years ago) link

#0 looks like a particularly anguished or indignant emoticon

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:37 (five years ago) link

lol

nakhchivan, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:47 (five years ago) link

compulsive autoscarification of the eyes is a known risk of long term exposure to twp

nakhchivan, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:48 (five years ago) link

we must always remember whom the real victims have been

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:57 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/BC0Eh.gif

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:07 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would treat to tea and scones

― acoleuthic, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 02:09 (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nakhchivan, Thursday, 12 February 2015 18:27 (five years ago) link

why don't more people like the cardiacs

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:44 (five years ago) link

well you see nakhers chum

cardiacs' music is extremely intense with unusual melodic sensibilities but a demented punkish energy - the former putting off typical punk types and the latter putting off classical or prog fans

they sit uneasily within the rock in opposition venn set - it's like asking why henry cow or koenjihyakkei don't have more fans. they demand lots of close listening and a level of commitment that most listeners just do not have

they also alienated every single major music magazine during their heyday and the press famously loathed them, probably because they did not want to make the effort to understand them & it was easier to demonise the freaks

they have had something of a revival in the discourse of late, mostly because it's being publicised just how many popular musicians are into them

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 13:17 (five years ago) link

they aren't remotely like 'henry cow or koenjihyakkei' though, they make quirky indie rock music which is in a fairly recogniseable idiom to anyone who is familiar with indie rock

it would be more apt to wonder why they couldn't get at least some of the support that british sea power or whatever do, different generations but it isn't as if this country has a problem appreciating odd melodic rock music

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 13:26 (five years ago) link

played a few of their tracks on that youtube yesterday and there were quite a few comments from people who had heard them on radio 6 and been enraptured

this would seem to be a natural audience for them and it would be possible to imagine them being marketed a 'national treasure' to that set, had they not had the mark of cain from the trad music press

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 13:32 (five years ago) link

they demand lots of close listening and a level of commitment that most listeners just do not have

Come come, Louis.

Nut-bloody-rageous (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 February 2015 13:33 (five years ago) link

they evidently receive a lot of close listening and commitment, though it's scarcely as if this is a necessary condition to appreciate them

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 13:37 (five years ago) link

Their wiki is pretty funny

content raggettator (wins), Sunday, 15 February 2015 13:56 (five years ago) link

Cardiacs are also renowned for their startling performance style, which has been historically integrated (via video work, publicity, interviews and onstage presentation) with a vague and oppressive band mythology. The latter involves Cardiacs' record label and supposed management company, the Alphabet Business Concern - a repressive, controlling organisation (with a marked Edwardian character) which supervises (and restricts) Cardiacs' recording work and live appearances (as well as communicating band news and statements to the band's mailing list in florid and archaic corporatese). Several early 1980s video releases by Cardiacs – in particular The Consultant's Flower Garden and the clip for To Go Off and Things – provided video "evidence" that Alphabet ran Cardiacs' internal affairs in the manner of an Edwardian children's home (complete with behavioural problems and bullying).

The Alphabet Business Corporation shares some similarities with the "Cryptic Corporation" supposedly responsible for managing The Residents. As with the Cryptic Corporation, there is a strong probability that the Alphabet mythology is entirely fictional and that the band (often hailed as archetypal independent musicians) control all aspects of their work themselves. Alphabet's original representatives - or representative characters - were Cardiac's "sordid, waxy" manager The Consultant (real name James Stevens) and his assistant and band advisor "Miss Swift", both of whom made onstage appearances with Cardiacs during the 1980s.[1][17] In the late 1980s both The Consultant and Miss Swift left the Cardiacs organisation and were replaced by Mark Walmsley, who played a less public role (but did appear for inserts in the Maresnest concert video, expressing contempt for his charges and their music).

In performance, Cardiacs generally reject (or occasionally parody) standard rock band posturing. In keeping with the Alphabet mythology, the band's shows have instead featured behaviour which has been described as "therapeutic, surrealist pantomime", compared to absurdist theatre, and labelled "not so much theatrically eccentric as completely fucking neurotic". During any given performance, Tim Smith rants between and during numbers, acting out bizarre childlike ideas and emotions.[17][18][19][20] During the 1980s the band perfected a detailed stage act involving shabby lift attendant costumes, badly-applied clown make-up, Tim Smith's bullying of other band members (predominantly Jim Smith), and a final formal presentation of champagne and flowers by The Consultant and Miss Swift complete with confetti, taking place to "a euphoric sweep of saxophone and keyboards that wouldn’t seem out of place in a '70s cigar advert."[2][12][19] During the 1990s, the theatrical elements of the live show were toned down and the uniforms replaced by formal suits, although certain rituals (including the childlike mannerisms and Smith's ranting style) were retained.[3][4][6][7][12]

content raggettator (wins), Sunday, 15 February 2015 13:56 (five years ago) link

british sea power comparison -> 'they evidently receive a lot of close listening' = a level of trolling I can't deal with on a Sunday

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:02 (five years ago) link

(xp) Why oh why aren't they more popular?

Nut-bloody-rageous (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:05 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKQuh_RZeew

british sea power

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:10 (five years ago) link

narcissism of small differences is the foundation of rock music appreciation it's true

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:12 (five years ago) link

How unpopular are this band?

content raggettator (wins), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:13 (five years ago) link

if that is supposed to be the cardiacs at their most uncompromising then it really isn't, nevermind that the stuff on youtube is melodically akin to the more outré end of britpop

it's not all that far away from all sorts of music which is popular in this country

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:17 (five years ago) link

TheNcc1701xyz
1 month ago

BBC 6Music brought me here. Just flicked the radio on and this played. wow. Can't believe i've never heard this before. Now it's set up home in my head and i'm not going to ask it to leave.

Dystopia66
5 months ago

Bloody hell. Why didn't somebody tell me about this earlier! Can't believe this band were unknown to me until a few minutes ago.

= lots of comments like these and ref to normcore artistes like suede and radiohead who will have been influenced by them; this is music that has been rendered marginal rather than being necessarily marginal

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:21 (five years ago) link

They're only the band Stackridge could have been. They came around at the wrong time, I reckon.

ref to normcore artistes like suede and radiohead who will have been influenced by them

They have?

Nut-bloody-rageous (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:28 (five years ago) link

they sit uneasily with any comparison. i'd go as far as to say they've created their own fairly distinct lineage of music that has eventually given rise to stuff like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX2rUUcs0G4

of course, one can draw superficial comparisons in the service of aggregation

that video was supposed to be cardiacs at their most self-consciously unusual, yet if you want something a little more...avant-classical, try the closing 4 minutes of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4j6q1Svf30

SOME of their music is redolent of a sort of supercharged britpop in some superficial sense, but even when it is, it is something utterly other:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a820Xo4XdB8

they're ACCESSIBLE to normcore discourse precisely because they are so melodic - in rhythmic/lyrical regards they are a far more forbidding proposition, and even then their melodies are highly distinctive in construction

i agree that they're not necessarily marginal, because i think they're amazing, and that their songs work beautifully - they've been rendered marginal by certain bloody-minded aesthetic choices which i would defend

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:32 (five years ago) link

my challenge to you nakhers is to find bands lying similarly on the periphery of the norm-rock discourse who have been similarly marginalised, with an equally fervent cult following

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:33 (five years ago) link

the choices that frame them as weird seem more peripheral than integral to the idiom, it's not like they are this heat

the framing is oppositional but in another life they might have become quite popular had they been less dorky

they serve as an interesting case for the types of eccentricity that are tolerable to the british middle classs (mostly those involving whimsicality or anachronism)

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:48 (five years ago) link

that north sea radio orchestra track is surprisingly good

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:50 (five years ago) link

Also sounds like the whims of certain tastemakers played a part

LJ's challenge makes me think of something like the tiger lillies, whose music isn't "difficult" or unusual at all but who still provoke a "fuck is this shit" reaction from ppl

content raggettator (wins), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:56 (five years ago) link

Lay off the face paint would appear to be the message

Nut-bloody-rageous (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 February 2015 14:58 (five years ago) link

tiger lillies?! dear god

anyway,

they serve as an interesting case for the types of eccentricity that are tolerable to the british middle classs (mostly those involving whimsicality or anachronism)

ARE they tolerable to the british middle class? the 6 music listeners who have flocked to their side strike me as a minority. traditionally the reactions veer from intrigued to horrified with a smattering of obsessive adoration - don't think that's changed, or that the whole cardiacs package is now 'tolerable' to the middle class normcore hivemind. i reckon they have as much working class support as anything else - they're certainly from that milieu - and their whimsicality/anachronism is smeared and smudged under tonnes of, yeah, facepaint, fabricated incest rumours, a sense of earthy menace and an oversaturated production style that's just too much for most people

their role within the british pastoral is important, i'd say, but if bagpuss can get voted the UK's favourite TV show, how can cardiacs not achieve similar? - it is the confrontational weirdness, the unplaceability of it, even if the heart is in a similar place

N.B. the acceptable middle-class eccentricity of UK music from the last 50 years = david bowie

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 18:42 (five years ago) link

that was the argument lj, that they are the wrong sort of eccentrics

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:33 (five years ago) link

though if they are abstracted from their rep and the overt dorkiness and oppositional framing, then just the music on its own terms is perfectly comprehensible or at least not insuperably weird to a bbc6 sort of audience

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:36 (five years ago) link

traditionally the reactions veer from intrigued to horrified with a smattering of obsessive adoration - don't think that's changed, or that the whole dulwich hamlet package is now 'tolerable' to the middle class normcore hivemind. i reckon they have as much working class support as anything else - they're certainly from that milieu - and their whimsicality/anachronism is smeared and smudged under tonnes of, yeah, communist sloganeering, fabricated transfer rumours, a sense of 'hardcore supporter' menace and an oversaturated fandom style that's just too much for most people.

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 19:40 (five years ago) link

something tells me dulwich hamlet is not a band that produces albums

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Sunday, 15 February 2015 20:40 (five years ago) link

Non League Day Saturday 6th September 2014

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 20:46 (five years ago) link

i am listening to a song by this band, and it is v. reminiscent of Queen, not in a bad way.

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:16 (five years ago) link

LJ -- does your avian have a favorite Cardiacs song(s)?

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:47 (five years ago) link

this is all getting taken out on the leg of a dulwich hamlet supporter next weekend, and it is all your fault, nakhers, all your fault

"probably dog-like sparky. I find it a very relatable song" she affirms, yet she also probably slightly prefers the tangentially-related work of north sea radio orchestra and their parent band shrubbies, which is ok coz they're pretty much just as good :)

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:52 (five years ago) link

btw we are sitting in a pub that used to be a building society and hasn't really changed the decor, it is extraordinary

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:54 (five years ago) link

whenever you use the nickname "nakhers," it makes me think of the homophone that calls to mind avians favored by Benny Hill

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:00 (five years ago) link

though it would really be something if he actually resembled the actress on the left

http://www.runstop.de/hospital06.jpg

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:02 (five years ago) link

nakho it is then

mamadou or diafra tho

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:43 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/uXXsg8D.jpg

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 00:23 (five years ago) link

:D they're all so happy!

a certain avian may have just unveiled a micro korg btw - can barely contain myself. just want to stay at home for the next year or two making sounds

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 08:17 (five years ago) link

hi

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 11:02 (five years ago) link

hope you're better deems

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 11:08 (five years ago) link

convalescence innit. HB.

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 11:13 (five years ago) link

ty, gl

meanwhile I step out and it's the first fucking day of spring

not that sort of birdwatcher (imago), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 11:46 (five years ago) link

happy birthday to yourself too deems

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 12:25 (five years ago) link

thanks thanks and obv many happy returns

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 12:29 (five years ago) link

there will have been a cloud in the sky, although just the one

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 13:48 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

larva: haberdager/jgo/unfished business/country matters/acoleuthic
pupa: oawia

...

the entomologists gather with their nets

― THE SONIC UNREGULATED ELECTRIC CATFISH (imago), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 22:37 (1 year ago)

just got offed has got to be the prime era of early lj

poc het ino (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 18:12 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.lj.vn

nakhchivan, Monday, 30 March 2015 23:40 (four years ago) link

it will be hided

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 08:42 (four years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/user/poopdriver

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:20 (four years ago) link

haw

rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 19:22 (four years ago) link

The LiveJournal blogger, who spent two months working at the centre until mid-March, said she was paid 45,000 roubles (£520, $790) a month, to run a number of accounts on the site. There was no contract - the only document she signed was a non-disclosure form. She was ordered not to tell her friends about the job, nor to add any of them to the social media accounts she would run under pseudonyms.

“We had to write ‘ordinary posts’, about making cakes or music tracks we liked, but then every now and then throw in a political post about how the Kiev government is fascist, or that sort of thing,” she said.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/02/putin-kremlin-inside-russian-troll-house

Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:52 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Blur: Classic Or Dud [Started by Tom in March 2001, last updated 5 minutes ago by carles the jekyll (imago) on I Love Music] 20 new answers

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 April 2015 00:36 (four years ago) link

have u ever felt there to be some irreconcilability or incommensurability between your interest in sport and your interest in 'intellectual' life such as poetry, theory, films of a high-minded persuasion, musickes of the progge and epicke varieties etc?

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 20:56 (four years ago) link

lole

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 20:57 (four years ago) link

no

sport is aesthetically consistent with my more shall we say formalist cultural regards,

my only problem with sport is the gender imbalance but sports have remedied other exclusions in the past and i have faith they'll continue to do so. plus i just overlook the fact i'm largely watching men rather than women because the sports themselves are so aesthetically pleasing

carles the jekyll (imago), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:17 (four years ago) link

that is i had surmised

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 21:22 (four years ago) link

Ah, and there it is!

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:15 (four years ago) link

lol

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 00:31 (four years ago) link

Jaggery had played Seattle before, though I was still in Hawaii when they were here last. The lead for this group is fronted by a truly dynamic vocalist, Singer Mali . . . and when I say that, it is with all the respect one might imagine… the music they play keeps the “prog” in mind, but is more attuned to that “prog-opera” I mentioned earlier in this piece… though I’m not intimately familiar with all the terms proggers use to describe their music, the lead-off piece sounded (to me) like “wicked chamber dirge” – some of the most impressive and powerful high-range vocal work I’ve heard in years.

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 30 April 2015 22:41 (four years ago) link

would you consider having this band called Jaggery play your wedding?

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 30 April 2015 22:46 (four years ago) link

progge

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 April 2015 22:56 (four years ago) link

the harpist is a red-headed avian

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:00 (four years ago) link

Sun

Jul

22
Kayo Dot, Jaggery, Something About Horses
Church

69 Kilmarnock Street
Boston, MA, 02215

Doors 8:00 PM (event ends at 12:00 AM)

This event is 21 and over
Kayo Dot, Jaggery, Something About Horses
Kayo Dot

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Kayo Dot is an American avant-rock/experimental music group that was formed in 2003 by Toby Driver. They released their debut album Choirs of the Eye on John Zorn's Tzadik Records label that year. Tzadik's descriptive label on that album reads: "Kayo Dot powerfully integrates elements of modern classical composition with the layers of guitars and vocals more common to rock and metal. With a compositional map that is strict in form yet malleable in execution, Kayo Dot uses a vast array of instrumentation to create an exciting convergence of violence and serenity."

Since then, Kayo Dot's music has undergone several identity shifts, largely influenced by the band's constantly-changing lineup and instrumentation. One predominant element of Driver's compositional voice which remains consistent throughout all of Kayo Dot's output, however, is the band's use of abstract timing and performance cues. This lends to the music the element of "malleability" mentioned in Tzadik's description above.

The music of Kayo Dot is commonly categorized as post-metal, post-rock, progressive rock, or avant-garde. Their songs involve complex instrumentation (composed by singer and frontman Driver). They are substantially longer than typical rock songs, usually ranging from 8 to 18 minutes in length.
Jaggery

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"Torture chamber pop." "Darkwave jazz." "Siren rock." These are a few of the many attempts to describe the sound of Jaggery, an art-rock collective which weaves harp, viola, piano, contrabass, and drum kit into a universe of its own, setting the scene for "one of the most beautiful voices in modern music." Powerful enough to harness the fiery churnings beneath a volcano as well as the ethereal light of a dying star, frontwoman Singer Mali's voice regularly leaves listeners viscerally stunned and with goosebumps.

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:01 (four years ago) link

Jaggery should hire lj as their publicist

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:03 (four years ago) link

got some jaggery/jaggary in my larder, occasionally have a nibble

carles the jekyll (imago), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:05 (four years ago) link

kayo dot will have been well-known to me, although I'm going off them a bit

carles the jekyll (imago), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:06 (four years ago) link

she also writes poetry

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:06 (four years ago) link

http://www.petalumavale.com/about/

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:06 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZSBgwIk.jpg

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:10 (four years ago) link

Alluring mélange:
the lack of care in the
toss of a hand barely holding
a cigarette,
the boredom and lust of
nonchalant breasts,
yet suddenly the firm insistence upon
perfection—
like a finely crafted bustier
with small stitching—
ever fluxing between
tension and release.

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:12 (four years ago) link

loves his progge does lj
loves his progge

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:17 (four years ago) link

chuffragette city

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:17 (four years ago) link

Flights of Song, Gigs of Fancy
April 28, 2015
dear robins, sparrows, and chickadees,

i write with news of noteworthy shows! as feathered things and forsythias get the spring party started, i am ready to join the excitement and burst open with new songs and collaborations. may will be bookended with performances that i am thrilled to share with the finally-thawed world!

our concert coincides with a temporary exhibit of some of Leonardo's works rarely seen this side of the ocean, and is not to be missed! and though we are always happy to play and collaborate on songs written mostly by singer Mali Sastri, for the first time ever, each of the band members has gotten a chance to write a song inspired by da Vinci for jaggery to play. i myself have written a song inspired by Leonardo's codex on the flight of birds, and i am super excited to debut it, especially with how amazing my bandmates make it sound!!!

with chirps in my heart,
petaluma

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:22 (four years ago) link

bare chirps

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 1 May 2015 07:15 (four years ago) link

jaggary update: jaggary in lemsip

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 1 May 2015 07:18 (four years ago) link

one wonders if sarah is familiar with this bit of memetic vernacular

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chirpse&defid=2083352

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 May 2015 09:28 (four years ago) link

almost fond memories of westminster school's moneyed rudeboys

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 1 May 2015 09:31 (four years ago) link

xp i was not!

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Friday, 1 May 2015 17:59 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-o-R5-Pda0

how do u rate this?

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 May 2015 22:26 (four years ago) link

No results found for chirpesichorean

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 May 2015 22:30 (four years ago) link

apart from cricket and £football£, which sports give you the biggest formalist boner? and what are the most esoteric sports you follow?

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 1 May 2015 23:46 (four years ago) link

(the preceding post should not, under any circumstances, be construed as a request for d1ck p1x)

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 1 May 2015 23:47 (four years ago) link

regularly watch 3-cushion (carom) billiards on youtube - it's formalist near-perfection - a standardised table, no pockets, 3 balls and essentially only one rule and yet a multitude of methods and considerations arising at each visit to the baize, the sainted baize, the verdant carpet of dreams

tennis is a great formalist sport let down only by the physical limitations of the human body - but less so than in certain other sports

water polo is foul & dreadfully contrived and were rugby to not exist it'd probably be the worst sport in any formal sense, i feel such a void in my soul whenever i glimpse it

golf is anti-formalism but in a nice way

i'll listen to that song tomorrow :) it's too late for loud sounds now

but yeah, carom billiards. would very much like to own a table later in life - it is one of only a very few material ambitions i have

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Saturday, 2 May 2015 00:05 (four years ago) link

also while i hate rugby i actually, truly, think that afl is kinda ok-to-good based on what i've seen - it's formally much looser and more chaotic, and has a far more satisfying scoring system - spiritually much closer to the gaa sports than to the abysmal trench warfare of rugby

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Saturday, 2 May 2015 00:07 (four years ago) link

u could assuage some of your gender imbalance worries by patronizing that london womens afl league

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 2 May 2015 00:19 (four years ago) link

the formally looser version of rugby = LEAGUE

LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Saturday, 2 May 2015 00:23 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

so the thread that is 95% landfill becomes contemptible only when that landfill involves someone being complementary to someone else

serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:13 (four years ago) link

excelsior has been majority-shit for ages, not sure why

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:17 (four years ago) link

I was actually gonna post that whole series of slugbuggy posts to horribly formed thread the other day but decided I couldn't h8 on drunken positivity

So You've Been Pubically Shaved (wins), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:22 (four years ago) link

yeah I was fucking obnoxious on excelsior today and the reason I only caught shit from like 1 or 2 ppl was that everyone knows I was right <<<still obnoxious

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:28 (four years ago) link

lol pvmic lolz

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 18:46 (four years ago) link

^ha yes

i like slugbuggy; there but for the grace of drunk

imago r u ok

drash, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:04 (four years ago) link

i'm getting thru ok, circumstances a bit sad tho

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:12 (four years ago) link

:( sorry to hear that

drash, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:15 (four years ago) link

quite, courage lj

serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:23 (four years ago) link

the malapropisms that most irritate are those one is condemned to repeat xps

serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:24 (four years ago) link

ty folks. condemned indeed

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:48 (four years ago) link

that was xp to self

serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:52 (four years ago) link

think i might update the ask treeship thread

serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:53 (four years ago) link

can anyone think of good questions to ask trís

serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:53 (four years ago) link

that was xp to self

compliment deficiency

drash, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:55 (four years ago) link

afaik trís uses spotify or whatever which negates one possible question

serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:56 (four years ago) link

could ask about islam maybe

serene manish (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 19:56 (four years ago) link

ask him whether he is phobic of any arthropod species

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:06 (four years ago) link

ask him were his parents the boss of anyone

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:07 (four years ago) link

and what his weapon of choice was as a 6 year-old

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:08 (four years ago) link

ask him about arche-writing

drash, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 20:12 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

do u have any thought on seasoned brit indie flaneur 'lawrence'?

The Fields of Karlhenry (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 22:04 (four years ago) link

Is it known *why*...

...he doesn't use his surname? 31.52.198.186 (talk) 03:46, 23 January 2012 (UTC)

The article doesn't really say he doesn't. It's hard to tell what, if anything, is different here compared to, say, Madonna, Elvis or Morrissey. JöG (talk) 21:19, 23 January 2013 (UTC)

He's Lawrence. That's why. End of discussion. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 12.104.195.40 (talk) 13:35, 3 June 2015 (UTC)

The Fields of Karlhenry (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 22:05 (four years ago) link

i don't but it isn't the best mononym i've seen

the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:44 (four years ago) link

Beats Morrissey.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:47 (four years ago) link

beats all the brazilian footballers called shit like 'jfohnson' <trenchant

the discussions, the slanging matches, the banter, the lot (imago), Tuesday, 9 June 2015 23:50 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

possible successor here to your rather fine ethnographic research on their cispontine comrades in countertwuntery, should you dare venture across the styx and into the seas beyond

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/sep/10/clapton-ultras-anti-fascist-essex-senior-league-football

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:11 (four years ago) link

suggest 'countertwuntery matters'

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:12 (four years ago) link

sounds like an investigation into thamesmead fc would be both more interesting and quicker to reach

imago, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:17 (four years ago) link

quite, quite, was thinking as much

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:19 (four years ago) link

but both trips for the full dialectics

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:19 (four years ago) link

perhaps some weekend with charlton away i'll do it

i've been told i should start a blog. seems so conceited and self-regarding but i guess it's by now arcane enough to have some independent value

imago, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:22 (four years ago) link

nb bill buford's 'among the thugs' is on l1bg3n should u wish to consult prior tourists in such climes

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:24 (four years ago) link

you could start a website that doesn't need to be called a blog

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:24 (four years ago) link

or a youtube account

(cheers for the tip!)

imago, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:28 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

these ppl are idiots.

best bond theme is You Only Live Twice, followed by Diamonds Are Forever

sarahell, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:59 (four years ago) link

a pre-cover of this would be anything but devout. it might even be a trifle blasphemous!

― turrrrr, i can! (Jonbenet!), Saturday, 26 September 1996 00:21

nakhchivan, Friday, 25 September 2015 23:27 (four years ago) link

(*LOL*)
― Momus, Sunday, April 22, 1991 5:00 PM (24 years ago)

sarahell, Saturday, 26 September 2015 02:24 (four years ago) link

grrr

twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 09:20 (four years ago) link

liveblogging a bond theme unveiling is some guardian shit huh

twunty fifteen (imago), Saturday, 26 September 2015 09:21 (four years ago) link

some of these avians
my word

noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:06 (four years ago) link

is momus still alive

noɪˈɣiːələx (nakhchivan), Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:06 (four years ago) link

when you type: XD
do you pronounce it "ex-dee"?

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 22:55 (four years ago) link

fuckwittery matters

Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Friday, 9 October 2015 21:12 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

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Let’s all go on an urban safari
We might see some illegal migrants
Oi look there’s a chav
That means council housed and violent
He’s got a hoodie on give him a hug
On second thoughts don’t you don’t wanna get mugged
Oh sh*t too late that was kinda dumb
Whose idea was that… stupid…
He’s got some front, ain’t we all
Be the joker, play the fool
What’s politics, ain’t it all
Smoke and mirrors, April Fools
All year round, all in all
Just another brick in the wall
Get away with murder in the schools
Use four letter swear words cause we’re cool
We’re all drinkers, drug takers
Every single one of us buns the herb
Keep on believing what you read in the papers
Council estate kids, scum of the earth
Think you know how life on a council estate is,
From everything you’ve ever read about it or heard
Well it’s all true, so stay where you’re safest
There’s no need to step foot out the burbs
Truth is here, we’re all disturbed
We cheat and lie its so absurd
Feed the fear that’s what we’ve learned
Fuel the fire, let it burn

Oi! I said oi!
What you looking at, you little rich boy!
We’re poor round here, run home and lock your door
Don’t come round here no more, you could get robbed for
Real (yeah) because my manors ill
My manors ill
For real
Yeah you know my manors ill, my manors ill!

You could get lost in this concrete jungle
New builds keep springing up outta nowhere
Take the wrong turn down a one way junction
Find yourself in the hood nobody goes there
We got an Eco-friendly government,
They preserve our natural habitat
Built an entire Olympic village
Around where we live without pulling down any flats
Give us free money and we don’t pay any tax
NHS healthcare, yes please many thanks
People get stabbed round here, there’s many shanks
Nice knowing someone’s got our backs when we get attacked
Don’t bloody give me that
I’ll lose my temper
Who closed down the community centre?
I kill time there used to be a member
What will I do now until September?
School’s out, rules out, get your bloody tools out
London’s burning, I predict a riot
Fall in fall out
Who knows what it’s all about
What did that chief say? Something bout the kaisers
Kids on the street no they never miss a beat, never miss a cheap
Thrill when it comes their way
Let’s go looting
No not Luton
The high street’s closer, cover your face
And if we see any rich kids on the way
We’ll make ‘em wish they stayed inside
Here’s a charge for congestion, everybody’s gotta pay
Do what Boris does… rob them blind

Oi! I said oi!
What you looking at, you little rich boy?
We’re poor round here, run home and lock your door!
Don’t come round here no more, you could get robbed for
Real (yeah) because my manors ill
My manors ill
For real
Yeah you know my manors ill, my manors ill!

We’ve had it with you politicians
You bloody rich kids never listen
There’s no such thing as broken Britain
We’re just bloody broke in Britain
What needs fixing is the system
Not shop windows down in Brixton
Riots on the television
You can’t put us all in prison!

Oi! I said oi!
What you looking at, you little rich boy?
We’re poor round here, run home and lock your door!
Don’t come round here no more, you could get robbed for
Real (yeah) because my manors ill
My manors ill
For real
Yeah you know my manors ill, my manors ill!

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mea culpa

roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 20 December 2015 23:21 (four years ago) link

downloaded any good albums recently, lj?

afraid not

have streamed plenty though

roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 20 December 2015 23:24 (four years ago) link

ah for the days when one would download an album

roughest.contoured.silks (imago), Sunday, 20 December 2015 23:25 (four years ago) link

j4gaz

coombes des gazcons (sarahell), Tuesday, 22 December 2015 22:25 (four years ago) link

The Bangladeshi international cricketer Shahadat Hossain has been charged with physically torturing an 11-year-old girl he and his wife kept as a domestic servant, in a case that has shocked cricket fans.

Hossain, 29, who is considered a hero by many younger Bangladeshis, faces charges carrying a potential 14 years in prison, plus a fine, and has been suspended from all cricket until further notice by the Bangladeshi cricket board.

The alleged victim, Mahfuza Akhter, known as Happy, was found in September in a street in Dhaka, the Bangladeshi capital, with multiple injuries, including a broken leg. She told investigators she had been working for the couple for a year.

“They used to beat me with sticks, kitchen utensils, punch me, and scratch me. I would be slapped a lot,” Akhter was quoted as saying by CNN, which carried pictures of her swollen and bruised face on the day she was found.

things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:26 (four years ago) link

510

lem kip öbit (wins), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:27 (four years ago) link

Indian legspinner and Matt DC lookalike Amit Mishra was facing abuse charges too recently, although that one has gone weirdly quiet

probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:29 (four years ago) link

have u checked admin log for redactions

things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:30 (four years ago) link

Thursday, December 17, 2015 9:49 AM I Love Music Message edited to :
Yeah I feel like if you're going to actually sell a mix these days it has to justify being onsale. That either means being way better than the sort of thing you'd give to RA or a blog or something for free, or it has to feel more considered, or definably a bit more like an album. DJs like Mayer and Weatherall are consistently good at this, but I think the whole randomness of Prins's approach makes this more difficult, especially when there are jobbing Balearic guys whacking really good free mixes up every week.

I dunno, I'm a bit old fashioned when it comes to commercial v free mixes. I like decent sound quality, I like being able to see artist names and track titles, I like the implied permanence of a really good mix album, otherwise I'd rather just listen to a live recording or radio set. Doesn't help that there's just this enormous glut of free mixes out there and they're quite a time investment given that, unless you know the DJ, you don't know what you're getting into at the start.

things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:31 (four years ago) link

previously said 'just broke a chimneysweeps leg'

things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:31 (four years ago) link

Charges against Mishra were in part sexual abuse of a woman iirc, but maybe he controls the Indian penal log

probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:36 (four years ago) link

did u read the 'guardian long read' about the vyapam scandal

contained this quote that i noted but have not found cause to c&p hitherto

“Now the police claim I am a middleman in the Vyapam scam,” he said, “I spent three months in jail before I was granted bail. My college admission has been cancelled, six years of my life are wasted, and my dream of becoming a doctor is over. I know I will be exonerated, the police have no evidence against me, but it will take the rest of my life to clear my name. Now tell me, why shouldn’t someone in my place commit suicide?”

things that are jokes pretty much (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:40 (four years ago) link

I didn't so ty I will give it some notice

probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 18:43 (four years ago) link

read it. what a mess

probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Tuesday, 29 December 2015 20:48 (four years ago) link

would read a 400 word or so bildungsroman fragment of the confusions of young j4gz, specifically concentrated on chess lyfe, chess thoughts, chess m8s etc

Capybara (big rat) @ Sea World, San Diego, California, USA (nakhchivan), Saturday, 2 January 2016 01:57 (four years ago) link

really didn't play much as a kid, or well

my peak chess until now was played on a facebook app circa 2007/8

would read that too though tbf, might have to fabricate something

probably.tasteful.forever (imago), Saturday, 2 January 2016 03:05 (four years ago) link

i resolve to be nicer to lj in 2016

sarahell, Saturday, 2 January 2016 03:15 (four years ago) link

sarahel and lj had some of the best repartee

― Amílcar Lopes da Costa Cabral (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, August 17, 2013 2:06 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a platonic sort of pocahontas element because lj was venturing among these strange and restive people who could not understand his english ways and only sarahel had the poise & semiotic skills to move across the divide

― Amílcar Lopes da Costa Cabral (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Saturday, August 17, 2013 2:11 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jebtsundamba Khutuktu (nakhchivan), Saturday, 2 January 2016 03:23 (four years ago) link

hope to see some more of that transpontine repartee in the new year

Jebtsundamba Khutuktu (nakhchivan), Saturday, 2 January 2016 03:24 (four years ago) link

a city without a river is like a girl without a dream

sarahell, Saturday, 2 January 2016 03:30 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

did i ever tell you about the squirrel rape i witnessed?

sarahell, Monday, 25 April 2016 18:03 (three years ago) link

no afaik

http://www.weave.org.au/b/files/7614/4825/4602/cups.jpg

сверх (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 April 2016 21:56 (three years ago) link

the feels?

Erediauwa (nakhchivan), Friday, 6 May 2016 15:46 (three years ago) link

https://twitter.com/MontyPanesar/status/727816767138058240

nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 May 2016 18:27 (three years ago) link

lol

one month passes...

lol

imago, Sunday, 12 June 2016 21:25 (three years ago) link

massive defeat

imago, Sunday, 12 June 2016 21:25 (three years ago) link

for whom?

wins, Sunday, 12 June 2016 21:31 (three years ago) link

No cars available

imago, Sunday, 12 June 2016 21:49 (three years ago) link

well there are a number of ways to look at that

wins, Sunday, 12 June 2016 22:02 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l99hP59sIjs

nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 June 2016 16:47 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

putting the progge in progressive alliance

did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:26 (three years ago) link

the veal is the only acceptable mondegreen, and as a meat-eater I'm happy to own it

imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:32 (three years ago) link

wait is that what a mondegreen is

bit piqued not to have been offered agriculture at the very least btw

did we ever get wizz sorted (wins), Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:46 (three years ago) link

technically a mondegreen is where you move the dividing line between two words

imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:52 (three years ago) link

you've got foreign obv

imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:53 (three years ago) link

for eignobv

far enough

mondegreens in action

imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:57 (three years ago) link

mondegreen sin action

imago, Wednesday, 16 November 2016 17:58 (three years ago) link

not going to bedevil the relevant thread coz I've already pissed in h3lg's metallica chips this week, but shit me this sarah mary chadwick stuff is the worst music, just the worst (this also counts as an endorsement for those who hate my taste)

imago, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 17:21 (three years ago) link

thx will check out when I get back

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 17:23 (three years ago) link

ok you've got northern ireland

imago, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 17:26 (three years ago) link

xxp - your taste = "The 1975 is 'orrible" (2014); "The 1975 is brilliant" (2016) ...

sarahell, Monday, 28 November 2016 20:07 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

speculation has arisen about the festivities for lj's 30th birthday

sarahell, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 20:36 (three years ago) link


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