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The e-fit pictures, showing a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair, were compiled by separate witnesses who both spotted him in the resort of Praia da Luz on the evening the three year-old disappeared.

While the two pictures appear to show a person with slightly different features detectives are convinced it is the same person they are seeking.

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:38 (five years ago) link

shit

a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair (imago), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:39 (five years ago) link

lawl

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:39 (five years ago) link

The disappearance of Madeleine McCann occurred on the evening of Thursday, 3 May 2007, in Praia da Luz, a resort in the Algarve region of Portugal.[2]

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/FullTextSearchControllerServlet?terms=just+got+offed&offset=0&searchtype=id&startdate=&enddate=&artefact=messages&idtype=displayname&sortorder=Ascending&boardid=0

http://i.imgur.com/rd16qpL.gif

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:47 (five years ago) link

equally, one might ask: Why is Michaela Tabb so foxy?

a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair (imago), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:49 (five years ago) link

the guygarve region

Ronnie Mexico (wins), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:50 (five years ago) link

putting an elbow song in my top 10 vocal performances of all time possibly more shameful than the police response to this incredible tragedy

a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair (imago), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:52 (five years ago) link

yep

Ronnie Mexico (wins), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:52 (five years ago) link

hi 5 for from the air tho

Ronnie Mexico (wins), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:52 (five years ago) link

from the air maybe still in my top 10. might be the only one

pfft though, bet YOU were embarrassing as *fuck* in 2k7 m8

a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair (imago), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:53 (five years ago) link

are we to believe that a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair, would register the displayname just got offed not 24 hours after our maddy was spirited away?

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:54 (five years ago) link

from no motive other than mere whimsy?

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:54 (five years ago) link

oh no, complicated game is still top10 material for sure. the rest = undergrad ok

fuck were those the opening gambits?

a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair (imago), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:55 (five years ago) link

imago is white??

Ronnie Mexico (wins), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:55 (five years ago) link

fuck

a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair (imago), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:57 (five years ago) link

a soi disant white male no less

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 23:58 (five years ago) link

^^^this poster basically awakened me to the sheer absurdity of the entire media

a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:04 (five years ago) link

true story: Phil Neville was the Thudd of my schooldays. I'd take great pleasure in fetishising his each movement every time he appeared in a televised game. contrarian spirit, or did I see something nobody else could?

a white male, aged between 20 and 40, with short brown hair (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:13 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/jKTZz5E.jpg

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:14 (five years ago) link

want that image on a wedgwood bone china set

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:16 (five years ago) link

when i was 23, i collected as many "have you seen me" postcard ads with the plan of making a dress with them

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:17 (five years ago) link

Smirk of the Maddie suspect: Police release e-fits of mystery man and promise 'revelation' on TV tonight

Each image shows the man with an intense stare and a hint of a smile
Detectives say he may speak German and be aged between 20 and 40
Suspect also has short brown hair, is medium height and is clean-shaven
He was seen near the McCanns’ holiday flat on the night Madeleine vanished

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:51 (five years ago) link

The two computer e-fits of the prime suspect were composed from statements and descriptions given by two members of the Smith family.

Martin Smith — holidaying with wife Mary, daughter Aoife, son Peter plus other family members — said the girl was three or four and in a deep sleep.

The man was carrying her along the middle of a deserted side street in an uncomfortable position with her head slumped against him.

She had pale “typically British” skin, blonde shoulder-length hair and wore light coloured or pink pyjamas — like those Madeleine was wearing that night.

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 00:52 (five years ago) link

Kate came in for particular criticism. Caroline Bainbridge wrote that she was not mumsy enough, was too attractive, too thin, too well-dressed, too intense, too controlled, did not cry enough. The media referred to her old nickname, "Hot Lips Healy," because she had partied at university.[122] Cristina Odone wrote: "Kate McCann is guilty. Madeleine's mother has been charged with looking composed and controlled, pretty and slim. ... It's not murder, but it's a crime: robbing the public of what it wants.[123] Nicola Goc saw in the treatment of Kate elements of the Death of Azaria Chamberlain in Australia in 1980, where the baby's mother, Lindy Chamberlain-Creighton, was deemed to have responded to her child's disappearance inappropriately, and as a result spent three years in prison for a murder that had not occurred.[124]

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:20 (five years ago) link

Her light-hearted attitude to her studies is illustrated, friends say, by the yearbook entry written by her colleagues at Dundee.

It reads: "Kate 'Scouser' Healy-chops 'ferried' over from Merseyside five years ago and rapidly became the most prominent member of the H.G. Girlies.

"Renowned for frequently indulging in alcoholic binges and 'dance till you drop' nocturnal activities, she immediately led the rest of her fellow colleagues astray.

"Hot Lips Healy maintained a consistent Friday night appearance in the Union throughout the whole of first year."

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:22 (five years ago) link

let's be sincere briefly nakhers

where would you rank 'the media', insofar as it can be ideated in unitary terms, among the various institutional evils of neocommerce

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:25 (five years ago) link

how does neocommerce differ from paleocommerce?

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:27 (five years ago) link

paleocommerce more of a barter thing iirc, less complex, less institutionalised debt. idrk

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:29 (five years ago) link

sure but then what you are talking about is not very new, it would include heart's street teaming for the cuban american war as much as murdoch's staunch moral advocacy of the iraq war

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:31 (five years ago) link

Is okcupid paleocommerce?

clueless mom complaining about miley Cyrus (sarahell), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:39 (five years ago) link

OkCupid facilitates friendships as well as heterosexual and homosexual relationships.

In February 2011, OkCupid was acquired by IAC/InterActiveCorp, operators of Match.com, for $50 million.[14] Editorial posts from 2010 by an OkCupid founder criticizing Match.com and pay-dating as exploiting users and as "fundamentally broken" were removed from the OkCupid blog at the same time.[15]

Match.com is owned by IAC.[2]

AC/InterActiveCorp (also known as IAC) is an American internet company with over 50 brands across 40 countries headquartered in New York City.[1] The Chairman and Senior Executive is Barry Diller,[2][3] who was previously head of Paramount Pictures, Fox Broadcasting, and USA Broadcasting.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/73/IAC_night_jeh.jpg/544px-IAC_night_jeh.jpg

IAC building

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:48 (five years ago) link

nah it's pure advertising. emanations from the invisible hand. so neo it hurts

ah nakhy how am I gonna cope with you xing my p like that

HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Please don't hesitate (imago), Monday, 14 October 2013 01:49 (five years ago) link

there's a tendency by leftists to overstate the importance of 'the media' as an evil force when the function of evil media conglomerates like ac/interactivecorp in facilitating unpleasant things is probably not as decisive as its epiphenomenal obviousness would suggest, but then they spend every day checking the websites of associated newspapers and rather less time reading shareholder reports by lockheed martin or glaxo or whatever

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:01 (five years ago) link

Electus is a production studio founded by Ben Silverman (former co-chairman of NBC Entertainment and chief executive officer of Reveille) and financed by Barry Diller’s IAC/InterActiveCorp in 2009.[1]

Electus projects include:

YouTube official food channel HUNGRY

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:08 (five years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUNTjeWonZE

Health Bars

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:11 (five years ago) link

great work by rusbridger leading with this maddy shit though, let's hope all the 20-40 year olds in portugal in 2007 come forward now

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:34 (five years ago) link

'medium build, medium height and clean shaven'

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Monday, 14 October 2013 02:35 (five years ago) link

What is I Love AFL?

Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Monday, 14 October 2013 09:56 (five years ago) link

every day a sun writer suffers is a good day

Maggishos soyfriend. Wins. (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:38 (five years ago) link

we should give em the benefit of the doubt imo, they may have blown the case wide open

Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:40 (five years ago) link

wonder if this is the same person who writes the jokes on the frankie boyle page; construction, quality & targets all pretty similar

Tesco and Horse Dobbins 2013 (wins), Sunday, 20 October 2013 13:46 (five years ago) link

Main Madeleine McCann suspect who died four years ago was an African immigrant who should have been deported but received Presidential pardon

The suspect was from Cape Verde off the coast of Africa, a Portuguese paper reported
The 40-year-old was an employee at the Ocean Club in Praia da Luz
He died in a tractor accident back in 2009 according to Correio da Manha
He was identified as the main suspect following mobile phone tests
The report says Portuguese police believe he may have killed Madeleine

By Mail Foreign Service

the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:19 (five years ago) link

can we have the money shot line again please nakhers

diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:22 (five years ago) link

fuck it, I'll do the honours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVyHN4ABVas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVknaLcOMtw

this is gonna be 20 minutes well-spent

diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:23 (five years ago) link

4:11 until about 4:45 of the first video I posted is a profoundly psychedelic experience & should be an Autechre video

diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:29 (five years ago) link

tractors on public highways are some dogshit, they're either trundling along while being too cumbersome to overtake easily on narrow rural roads or else they are actually going at a normal car speed which is just ridiculous

the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:30 (five years ago) link

5:13 until 6:30 equally beautiful

are u a driver nakh

diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:32 (five years ago) link

yeah of cars not tractors though

the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:34 (five years ago) link

List of ilxors most likely to have driven a tractor

the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:35 (five years ago) link

interesting xp

oh I've driven a tractor, I was like 7

diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:36 (five years ago) link

drove it straight into a hedge & was subsequently not allowed to drive a tractor

diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:36 (five years ago) link

most likely to be a regular tractor driver - idk If Assholes Could Fly maybe

diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:38 (five years ago) link

5:30-5:50 in the second video is that vintage laurel & hardy shit

diarmuid o'gallus (imago), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:42 (five years ago) link

otm re tractors on roads nakh

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:43 (five years ago) link

Obv i will have had driven tractors but not no more

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:43 (five years ago) link

deems i was going to offer 1/4 odds on you having driven a tractor, 6/4 inebriated while doing so

the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:44 (five years ago) link

no suggestion the latter would be on public roads though......

the autism burt stanton disorders belong to an “umbrella” (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:44 (five years ago) link

I dont imagine ive driven a tractor since i started drinking

And dont think it was ever on the road, tho maybe btwn the fields, strictly out the gate and over the road, even then i wouldnt be party to that shit

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:46 (five years ago) link

The aul fella is considering a contract offer to run a couple fishing boats out of cape verde, he tells me. i'll have him keep an eye out if it works out.

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 1 November 2013 02:50 (five years ago) link

I work on a farm but I'm inside doing science not outside doing farming

Wouldn't mess with the tractor guys tho, they dgaf. Like the other day the head of our division had deigned to visit us and almost got clipped by this dude rattling along in a tractor like "OUTTA MY WAY B1TCH I'M IN A TRACTOR" and when Dr bigwig moved aside the dude gave him another mouthful for good measure. And instead of pulling a "do you know who you're talking to" the guy's like yes sir, sorry sir.

There was probably an email went round the next week "could all field staff please ensure that they drive considerately" lol

Jesus (wins), Friday, 1 November 2013 07:16 (five years ago) link

Drove a tractor when I was about 6, a distant cousin was a farmer. Same experience as Louis, I gave the wheel a spin and he had to lock hard to get it away from the ditch. I also fell out the door later cos it wasn't closed properly. Safe times on the Irish farm.

Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 1 November 2013 07:32 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

congratulations to the paranoid fraternity who have got some contrived nexus of exfiltration involving maddy into the autocomplete results for the president of the european commission

seven months pass...

A pensioner who manufactured fake detectors which he claimed could locate ivory, bombs and even help find missing Madeleine McCann, has been jailed for three and a half years

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 October 2014 04:59 (four years ago) link

The woman who was this week unveiled as one of the trolls accused of targeting internet abuse at Madeleine McCann's parents has been found dead in a Leicestershire hotel.

Brenda Leyland, 63, was identified as one of the people posting online hate messages aimed at the McCanns, whose daughter disappeared during a family holiday to Portugal in 2007.

Leicestershire Police were called to a hotel in Smith Way, Grove Park in Enderby, Leicester today. A spokeswoman said the death was not being treated as suspicious.

The incident comes just days after she was exposed by Sky News reporter Martin Brunt as being one of the people behind an online campaign of vitriol.

Mrs Leyland was tracked down to her house in Burton Overy, Leicestershire by the crime correspondent and confronted about her online activities.

It was revealed that, using the Twitter handle @sweepyface, Mrs Leyland posted dozens of messages attacking the family.

Footage of the encounter was aired on Thursday. The following day, it was reported that Mrs Leyland had fled her Leicestershire home.

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the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Sunday, 5 October 2014 18:07 (four years ago) link

Gotcha!

The Count has shot himself (Tom D.), Monday, 6 October 2014 09:06 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

https://uk.answers.yahoo.com/rank_total

Leaderboard

UK & Ireland Overall

In All Categories Points
1 McCanns are guilty McCanns are guilty 908,488
2 smeagin smeagin 752,294
3 Dr Frank Dr Frank 665,745
4 ksea ksea 516,227

Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 April 2015 19:54 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

This undated photo provided by the Santa Cruz Police Department shows missing Madyson "Maddy" Middleton, from Santa Cruz, Calif. Madyson Middleton was last seen Sunday afternoon, July 26, 2015, riding a scooter outside the Tannery Arts Center in Santa Cruz, a beach town along the Northern California coast. The 4-foot-tall, a 50-pound child, has long brown hair, which was pulled to the side in a braid, and dark eyes. She was wearing a purple dress, black leggings, black flip-flops and a black helmet when she vanished. (Courtesy of Santa Cruz Police Department via AP)

sarahell, Monday, 27 July 2015 19:18 (four years ago) link

Broken-hearted and disappointed, SCPD has concluded the search for Madyson Middleton.

On July 27, 2015, at approximately 7:55 PM, Santa Cruz Police Detectives with FBI Agents discovered a body in a dumpster at the Tannery Arts Center complex, 1030 River Street. While the Coroner’s Office will be responsible to confirm the identity, we are absolutely heartbroken to announce that the body appears to be that of 8 year old Madyson Middleton.
The investigation led to the arrest of a 15 year old male suspect at the Tannery Arts Center complex.
Detectives have sealed off a residence at the complex and are obtaining a search warrant for the apartment. Detectives will process the crime scene for evidence throughout the night.

Everyone associated with this case worked tirelessly in the hopes of bringing Maddy home safely.

sarahell, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 20:57 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/FamousBirthdays/status/598110381819580416

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:51 (four years ago) link

haaa

twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:53 (four years ago) link

how did u stumble across this particular piece of seemingly autogenerated content

twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:56 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/search?q=to%3Amadeleinemccann%20you&src=typd

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 22:58 (four years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAH you doubted me and I was straight fire otm

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:42 (four years ago) link

u asked if maddy had a twitter account

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:43 (four years ago) link

there are obviously plenty of seo daytripper maddy accounts

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:43 (four years ago) link

I asked if anyone tweeted to maddy!

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:44 (four years ago) link

there's a possibility she could be alive in which case she is only a few months away from being able to hold her own twitter account legally

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:54 (four years ago) link

i am sure that is the case

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 September 2015 23:58 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope John Paul II?
A: The Pope died a virgin.
Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter
A: Gary Glitter keeps an eye on the children!
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and bananas have in common?
A: Both are flown to England in boxes.
Q: What do Maddie and Liverpool have in common?
A: Both lost in Europe
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and a cheap blow-up doll have in common?
A: Both are fucked and then discarded.
Q: Knock Knock... Who's There?
A: Not Maddie, lol.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann, and Madeleine McCann jokes?
A: The jokes will get old.
Q: What's worse than asking Michael Jackson to babysit your children?
A: Asking the McCanns to take them on holiday.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a toaster
A: A toaster wasn't raped and then murdered
Q: What do Madeleine McCann and submarines have in common?
A: Both lie at the bottom of the sea, and are filled with seamen
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
A: A boomerang always comes back.
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a tan?
A: A tan doesn't disappear until after the holiday.
Q: What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
A: Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
Q: What's dead and not newsworthy?
A: Madeleine McCann.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because Kate McCann wanted to kill it.
Q: What's the upside to an expensive family summer holiday in Portugal with the kids?
A: A cheap Christmas.
Q: What do Madeleine McCanns parents have in common with OJ Simpson?
A: They both did it.
Q: Knock knock.... Who's there?
A: Not Maddie. LOL..
Q: What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and the girl in Jawbreaker?
A: Jawbreaker was killed by mistake.
Q: What do Madeline McCann and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both of them are bald with torn up vaginas.
Q: What does plastic clamshell packaging and Madeline McCann have in common?
A: Both are penetrated in the gut with a sharp object then thrown out.

sarahell, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:23 (three years ago) link

Renault Megane joke missing.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 09:26 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...

maddy and lee rigby

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:47 (three years ago) link

carhandle ‏@carhandle 24 Mar 2015

Stobart fight back against extremism with a truck named after Lee Rigby (they've also got a Madeleine McCann one)

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (three years ago) link

maddy rigby
picks up the coffee near the church where a sinkhole has been

imago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 15:51 (three years ago) link


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