CSN 25CENTRAL ARIZONA 11Bryce Harper went 6-for-6 with four home runs and 10 RBIs for the Coyotes in the championship game."I came into this game saying, 'I need to pick it up for my team,' and maybe hit a few bombs."The 6-foot-3-inch slugger hit for the cycle Friday, and he needed just a single in his final at-bat to do it again. Instead, he ripped a two-run homer to center."Some people said, 'He needs a single for cycle.' I said, 'I don't care. I want him to hit another home run,' " CSN coach Tim Chambers said. "Bryce had a great day."
Bryce Harper went 6-for-6 with four home runs and 10 RBIs for the Coyotes in the championship game.
"I came into this game saying, 'I need to pick it up for my team,' and maybe hit a few bombs."
The 6-foot-3-inch slugger hit for the cycle Friday, and he needed just a single in his final at-bat to do it again. Instead, he ripped a two-run homer to center.
"Some people said, 'He needs a single for cycle.' I said, 'I don't care. I want him to hit another home run,' " CSN coach Tim Chambers said. "Bryce had a great day."
― Andy K, Sunday, 23 May 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah this dude is pretty amazing. . .
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 23 May 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link
I think he went 4-4 the other day with 4 HR.
― mayor jingleberries, Sunday, 23 May 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link
he's probably gonna get moved off of catcher sadly since he'll be on a NL team and can't do the C/DH thing that mauer does to hit every day, and if he's really this good you don't want him on the bench 20 games a season
― ciderpress, Sunday, 23 May 2010 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link
for all the hype - he better catch *and* pitch.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 23 May 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
^ lol
A high schooler that can hit rockets over +500 ft is pretty amazing.
― Jews Newton (van smack), Friday, 4 June 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Holy shit, didn't realize that Washington gets to pick him with the first pick.
Strasburg throwing to Harper will be neat.
― Jews Newton (van smack), Friday, 4 June 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Just got thrown out of a game. Second ejection this year so he's out of the JUCO World Series and that's probably the end of his JUCO career and the last baseball he'll play till next March/April. Baseball is pretty weird.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 4 June 2010 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
The opposing catcher pumped his fist at the ejection!
Good stuff.
― Andy K, Friday, 4 June 2010 23:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Alex I bet the Nationals will have him playing in a fall league.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Saturday, 5 June 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link
General consensus among scouts, etc, seems to be that they won't be doing that since he'd be on average 4+ years younger than the competition.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 5 June 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
the Nats should trade for A.J. Pierzynski to mentor him.
― sanskrit, Saturday, 5 June 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link
So who is a bigger dick? Harper or Boras?
http://mopupduty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bryce-harper.jpg
Is this the draft thread? I just posted on ILHoops like an asshole =\
― mayor jingleberries, Monday, 7 June 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Boras doesn't seem particularly dicky to me. I mean compared to like every sports franchise owner maybe ever, he seems a-ok. Harper on the other hand seems like 17 y/o dude who thinks the sun shines out of his ass.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 June 2010 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Who in this bitch looks like a juggalo
― Andy K, Monday, 7 June 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf that picture kinda makes it looks like the sun is shining from his ass.
What is up with the eye black? I saw it on Harper the other week and thought it was just some like smear issue, and then I saw a couple of women at the College Softball World Series doing it too.
― C-L, Monday, 7 June 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I think it's some pseudo-corpsepaint thing.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 June 2010 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
war paint.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
he is wari0r.
also: he's an outfielder now.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link
and a Nat.
http://images2.makefive.com/images/200837/945c18c653bca3f6.jpg
― mayor jingleberries, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"also: he's an outfielder now"
This seems like a smart move. With that kind of power would you really want to lose him for a fifth of your games plus deal with all the nagging injury nonsense that Catchers are prone to?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 7 June 2010 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Taillon evidently still using the glove he got as a t-baller.
― Andy K, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link
Blue Jays have four of the first 41 picks
― Andy K, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Is Drew Pomeranz trick-or-treating as Jay Cutler
― Andy K, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link
looks like a crusted over red wine stain (dont pick the scabs bryce)
http://i.usatoday.net/communitymanager/_photos/daily-pitch/2010/06/07/draftno1harperx-inset-community.jpg
― sanskrit, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Pomeranz has Blagojevich hair.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link
And Harper looks like he belongs in Dethklok.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Ed Wade you are so fucking stupid
― mayor jingleberries, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link
why did they do that?! everyone is saying how dumb a move it was.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link
they 'really wanted him' and ed wade is fucking stupid.
― mayor jingleberries, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link
my team has pick #28 so anything the teams before can do to fuck up and let good players fall Im all about..
― mayor jingleberries, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link
astros planning on being irrelevant for 10 years not 5 i guess
― ciderpress, Monday, 7 June 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link
ok. but why would they "really want him"??
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
my brother & i are sitting here waiting for chris sale to get drafted -- he hosted my brother on a recruiting trip & he said he's a cool dude
― gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah sale is falling hard, keith law seems to think he projects as a reliever not a starter and maybe some teams have bought into that too
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link
the J's message board just went apeshit over the J's passing Sale over.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
or maybe he's just asking for huge $
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah -- i've never seen him pitch
― gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link
drew pomeranz is giving me visions of andrew miller
thanks for talking about every pick in depth except for the J's, MLB. who cares about the reds. seriously!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link
DECK MCGUIRE
2K Sports renamed some of these people
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
there he goes
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
he's skinny!
― gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
they keep mentioning that. like dude can't be fed a few extra sandwiches or something.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
ESPN CRAWL JUST SUGGESTED THE ASTROS DRAFT DELINO DESHIELDS JR.
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link
SORRY OTHERS HAVE COMMENTED ON THIS ALREADY BUT THAT IS INSANE I AM OLD AND GOING TO DIE SOMEDAY :C
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
being an astros fan is shitty. drayton is like a cheap al davis.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
cubs draft H. Simpson
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
everyone at the reporters desk was like 'who'
cubs out stupiding houston. nl central lookin strong.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Hayden Simpson is a hard-throwing small-college right-handed starting pitcher from Southern Arkansas. Simpson originally came to Southern Arkansas from Magnolia High School in Magnolia, Arkansas, a small southwestern Arkansas town near the borders of Oklahoma and Texas. He was a fairly unknown prospect coming out of high school due to his smaller frame, and he wasn’t carrying the type of stuff he has today. He went undrafted in the 2007 draft, heading to pitch at Southern Arkansas. After a pair of decent years, he really took a big step forward this spring, showing advanced stuff and pitchability, as well as successful numbers of a good Division 2 team. Scouts think he has the natural stuff to be a number three starter or setup man, but a few scouts can’t get past his size, which is generously listed at six feet. He’s still skinny and short, but he has enough raw stuff to influence a game. His fastball is a plus pitch, sitting 92-94, touching 96, and that’s not just in short bursts. He holds his velocity fairly well throughout games, and he’s able to reach back for something more late in a game. He also throws in an above-average curveball with some good velocity behind it, as well as a fringe-average changeup, so the biggest concern behind his size is his ability to get pro left-handed hitters out, though Simpson has shown enough in college to think he can handle them just fine. He’s expected to be picked in the fourth to seventh round range, where he should be signable for slot or average money
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link
when will america give up on the small physical size thing?
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Projectable body, trusts his stuff, goes right after hitters, willingly takes the ball every fifth day, has been calling his own pitches since the age of eight.
xpost
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
damn was hoping josh sale might fall to redsox
i guess cox still might though !
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
its just possible he could have been had 2 rounds later
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
and pitchability
Holy shit -- "pitchability"?
Plays baseball.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link
angels need someone to take over 3b in light of brandon woods awesome flameout
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link
well they left the best and closest-to-majors 3B on the board
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
c'mon houston bring the lols
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link
alright! redsox time, zack cox is still available, lets do this
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link
oops guess not
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I look fwd to seeing Harper in my early 50s
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
supposedly cox wants a fortune.. like pedro alvarez money.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 01:20 (thirteen years ago) link
6 mil, apparently.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf cant Selig pronounce Los Angeles properly
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link
does he use the hard G???
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
ub I think my team just flushed this pick down the toilet.. dodgers rarely go over slot
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i like how he says "Los Angeleez"
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
like when old people say "Worshington"
makes me smile.
DECK MCGUIRE2K Sports renamed some of these people― Andy K, Monday, June 7, 2010 8:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― Andy K, Monday, June 7, 2010 8:11 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
lol was thinking along similar lines http://www.soulstrut.com/images/smileys/killin_it.gif
― sanskrit, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link
With their selection in the 28th round, the Texas Rangers select Tug Sabathia.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Oddibe Kendall
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link
beckjasonChris Mears just announced compensation pick for Red Sox. He shared saves lead on 2003 #tigers ... with 5. #mlbdraft
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link
CITO CULVER!
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 02:17 (thirteen years ago) link
and the J's take 4 pitchers for some reason.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 02:33 (thirteen years ago) link
this was a really pitching-heavy draft, you don't want to reach for a position player if they're not the best signable player available
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
ya - i knew that going into it. but at a certain point you're going to have to reach down for the sake of diversifying things, no?
i also think it might be an AA thing. one clear thing he's done since taking over is stockpile arms like mad.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i guess they're banking on lind / snider / hill / wallace being a good enough lineup core to carry a run-prevention team
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link
was this live on MLB? I can't watch drafts.
Harper has "wanted to be a #1 pick since I was 7 years old." WTF
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link
"... for the Washington Nationals."
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
"ya - i knew that going into it. but at a certain point you're going to have to reach down for the sake of diversifying things, no?"
Still twenty-four some-odd rounds to go though.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Supposedly a bunch of cubs fans went nuts last night and tore up their first round picks wikipedia page..
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Nats take AJ Cole. Would be really nice if they decide to finally spend that money they had been promising their fans ever since they arrived in DC.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
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But no one gives a shit in the outside world about the Cubs, which is why there's no Joycean screencaps to go along with, amirite?
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
revision history logs.hhtml
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A Few Words About Civility At BCBAlyellontoppscard_tiny by Al Yellon on Jun 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT in Meta BCB Comment 0 commentsI was disgusted and appalled by the behavior of a few in the comments in the Draft Day thread after the Cubs made the unexpected pick of Hayden Simpson.You can disagree with the pick; disagree with Tim Wilken’s reasons for picking him; argue about whether the Cubs are being cheap or not.But when you giggle and guffaw like 12-year-olds over someone defacing Simpson’s Wikipedia page (which I assume has been fixed and I will not repost here), insulting him and his family, that’s where I draw the line.Real human beings with real feelings are involved. As Josh77 said, families of Cubs minor leaguers, and I presume possible draft picks, read this site. I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness; my 14-year-old son has more maturity than some of you showed in that thread.Some of you seem to have the attitude, “It’s only the internet, it doesn’t matter.” This place is a place where human beings communicate with each other. It does matter. I don’t ever want to see behavior like this on this site again.I’m not opening comments on this post. I’d like all of you who participated to think about what you did, sleep on it, and then come back tomorrow ready to discuss things with civility and respect for others, whether they’re other BCB members or people you have never met who are now part of the Cubs family.
Alyellontoppscard_tiny by Al Yellon on Jun 7, 2010 7:33 PM PDT in Meta BCB Comment 0 comments
I was disgusted and appalled by the behavior of a few in the comments in the Draft Day thread after the Cubs made the unexpected pick of Hayden Simpson.
You can disagree with the pick; disagree with Tim Wilken’s reasons for picking him; argue about whether the Cubs are being cheap or not.
But when you giggle and guffaw like 12-year-olds over someone defacing Simpson’s Wikipedia page (which I assume has been fixed and I will not repost here), insulting him and his family, that’s where I draw the line.
Real human beings with real feelings are involved. As Josh77 said, families of Cubs minor leaguers, and I presume possible draft picks, read this site. I will not let readers of this site turn it into a festival of rudeness; my 14-year-old son has more maturity than some of you showed in that thread.
Some of you seem to have the attitude, “It’s only the internet, it doesn’t matter.” This place is a place where human beings communicate with each other. It does matter. I don’t ever want to see behavior like this on this site again.
I’m not opening comments on this post. I’d like all of you who participated to think about what you did, sleep on it, and then come back tomorrow ready to discuss things with civility and respect for others, whether they’re other BCB members or people you have never met who are now part of the Cubs family.
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
poor kid. the knuckle draggers could fuck up the Cubs page?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
yasmani grandal just smoked a 2 rbi double off of barret loux
― gonjasufi smacker (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 18:45 (thirteen years ago) link
The Detroit Tigers have drafted Pittsburgh native Patrick Leyland.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
and out of 3 picks in the 2nd round - the J's take two more pitchers! lol. at least these guys are lefties this time.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Apparently the Dodgers are trying to draft the entire LSU baseball team
― mayor jingleberries, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Never change, Scott Boras
Bryce Harper wrote on his Facebook page Friday that he's, "Probably going back to [the College of Southern Nevada] to win a National Championship!"
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 30 July 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 July 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
what the hell is the "College of Southern Nevada"?
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
the junior college he played at this year
― It's like normal life except you power up by peeing (ciderpress), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link
seriously - what a little shit! (if it's true)
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 30 July 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
uh yeah... no way that this guy isn't signing
― J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link
http://sportsradiointerviews.com/2010/09/22/bryce-harper-washingtons-great-white-hype/#more-26134
hes a yankees, cowboys, lakers fan
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link
hah not surprised. hes a douchey teen after all.
but hes from Vegas right? not many home teams to root for..
― mayor jingleberries, Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwWU5C7-g5s
― sanskrit, Thursday, 11 August 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
ha ha - the crowd reaction is something else there!
― karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:38 (twelve years ago) link
This guy's going to be nonstop headline gold in the bigs.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:39 (twelve years ago) link
when's he coming?
― Mordy, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link
No idea! I guess I should have added "if he doesn't get beaten to death in his sleep first."
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol what a dick
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 11 August 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link
He's actually kinda tanked in AA so it might take a little longer than originally thought. Admittedly he's still only 18 and playing in AA so maybe not that long.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Thursday, 11 August 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link
damn dude.. you cant do that shit..
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
I read this so maybe its some context. Looks like the plate umpre had somewhere to go after the game:
Sixteen of the 18 players who started Wednesday night’s Eastern League game between Richmond and Harrisburg weren’t too happy with the size of home plate umpire Max Guyll’s strike zone.Body language, stare downs and brief post-strikeout arguments easily revealed as much through the first seven innings at Metro Bank Park.Starting pitchers Eric Surkamp of the Flying Squirrels and Shairon Martis of the Senators, though, likely weren’t complaining about the generous zone. Both were absolutely terrific in a game ultimately won 3-1 by Richmond on a ninth-inning home run, and the duo shared 19 strikeouts.
Body language, stare downs and brief post-strikeout arguments easily revealed as much through the first seven innings at Metro Bank Park.
Starting pitchers Eric Surkamp of the Flying Squirrels and Shairon Martis of the Senators, though, likely weren’t complaining about the generous zone. Both were absolutely terrific in a game ultimately won 3-1 by Richmond on a ninth-inning home run, and the duo shared 19 strikeouts.
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 11 August 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link
Isn't Shairon the Dutch dude who threw the no hitter in the Baseball Classic?
― errant flynn, Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:33 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, from Curacao.
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link
RIP
― J0rdan S., Friday, 19 August 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link
what happen
― ciderpress, Friday, 19 August 2011 02:05 (twelve years ago) link
was helped off the field w/ a leg injury, but apparently it's not that serious
― J0rdan S., Friday, 19 August 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
out for the season (which is only two more weeks anyway) with a hammy
.318/.423/.554 with 14 homers in 72 low-a games.256/.329/.395 with 3 homers in 37 double-a games
turns 19 in two months
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 August 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link
Sent to AAA following a golden sombrero today, but there's this:
http://www.gq.com/sports/guides/201204/bryce-harper-mlb-baseball-preview
― Andy K, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
Now that Harper's the one hurt, he takes a hop-step out of the box. Again: "Fuuuuuuck!!!" A violent toss of his custom-made Marucci bat—inscribed with LUKE 1:37 ("For with God nothing shall be impossible")—across the batting cage. "Fuck it, I'm done." Harper shakes his hands vigorously and shoves them into a pile of infield dirt adjacent to the cage. "I didn't know I was hitting today, and I don't have my goddamned gloves," he says. "It hurts like a dick."
― Andy K, Sunday, 18 March 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
never have i wanted someone to marinovich so badly
― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 March 2012 23:27 (twelve years ago) link
Being a spoiled little shit is relatively low on the list of sports sins - I'll wait to hate him until he kills dogs or rapes someone or pays someone in his posse to shoot a dude.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 19 March 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
one needn't be a criminal to be an asshole
anyway, he doesn't play for my team, so it doesn't take much
― mookieproof, Monday, 19 March 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ik8ifvaA1qzniimo1_500.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 02:06 (twelve years ago) link
mike francesa just said re: harper "now some ppl think this kid is the next babe ruth"
― johnny crunch, Friday, 30 March 2012 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
@AdamRubinESPNBryce HARPER strikes out looking in second encounter with Matt Harvey at Syracuse. HARPER hitting .228 in AAA this season so far.
― Andy K, Saturday, 21 April 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
first homer of the year today
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 April 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link
in majors on saturday
― johnny crunch, Friday, 27 April 2012 21:48 (eleven years ago) link
Goddamit, I'm winning the league where I have him in the minors. I don't want to have to call him up.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 27 April 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link
rain deprived us of a kershaw/strasburg showdown today, but harper debut tomorrow is cool too
― wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 27 April 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link
with a .708 OPS in AAA?!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 27 April 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
He's bored
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 27 April 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link
ha ha!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 27 April 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link
AAA stats for 3 weeks mean nothing, i'd say. plus they may have no better options, yes?
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 April 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link
I guess since he can't be a Super 2 (because of his contract? read that somewhere) they have nothing to lose by bringing him up for a trial at least.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 28 April 2012 06:28 (eleven years ago) link
that ball was hit hard
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link
Probably not the first to notice a resemblance to Jason Mewes...
― Andy K, Sunday, 29 April 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link
liked him tossing off the helmet before he pulled into second on the double
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:22 (eleven years ago) link
Dave Fleming:
"...what are the odds that Harper turns out to be the villain of the current generation, in the same way that A-Rod and Bonds played the villain role in the last era. The same way that Ted Williams was. Ty Cobb. I’d put the odds at better than 50%. That’s just a hunch, of course...Bryce Harper might be the sweetest guy in the world. But it sure seems that every time I hear about Harper, it’s because he’s done something mildly dislikeable. There was that time he was ejected from the 2010 Junior College World Series, for drawing a line in the sand so that the ump knew where he missed. There was the famous incident where he blew a kiss to a pitcher after hitting a homerun. He’s been tossed from minor league games for bitching about called strikes...he just seems to do a lot to draw negative attention to himself. Which leads me to... I think that Harper should just embrace the villain role. He should go full-on with it. He should come in tomorrow and tell Matt Kemp, ‘Wait ‘til you see Harper hit.’ He should taunt the second-place Braves on Twitter. He can pile on fines from the Commish’s office for criticizing umps. Just be the asshole, Bryce...embrace your inner bad guy. It’d be great fun for baseball."
― clemenza, Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
i would loooove that
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link
not sure how davey johnson feels about that
last night vin informed me that harper is a mormon???? not a terribly devout one, it would seem
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:46 (eleven years ago) link
well let's hope that harper isn't a virulent racist who purposefully spikes black players
― karl kony (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.holyfetch.com/sports/bryce_harper.html
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link
wonder when he'll go on his mission
― mookieproof, Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:50 (eleven years ago) link
If he ever comes up with a line as brilliant as Reggie's "The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play," I'll be his biggest fan.
― clemenza, Sunday, 29 April 2012 17:15 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ53Q0At6FM
― Andy K, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:09 (eleven years ago) link
"Look for this athlete to begin getting more and more headlines and becoming a very famous Mormon."
― Andy K, Monday, 30 April 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
yeah i'm hoping he doesn't flame out for the very reason that he might fully embrace the villain role. a 19 year old kid trolling other teams on the field, in the media, and on twitter would be pretty special.
― sanskrit, Monday, 30 April 2012 14:10 (eleven years ago) link
exactly, baseball has enough "good guys"
― you can expect punches, kicks and even worse (frogbs), Monday, 30 April 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7128/6977167718_b5001aae9e_o.gif
― sanskrit, Monday, 30 April 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link
dude has a fucking LASER
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=21073869&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_21073869&v=3
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 04:05 (eleven years ago) link
he hit the snot outta that double, I don't think anyone's gonna regret the callup.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 May 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link
lol @ harper missing 1st base and called out on appeal
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:17 (eleven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/DOtEt.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link
all the pieces are coming together
― these pretzels are makeing me horney (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link
lol at that #04 in the background in the gif a few posts above. everyone was probably like 'did you see harper's double? you're so lucky you got to be there to see it!' and he's like 'uh...yeah...uh"
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:30 (eleven years ago) link
they were doing the wave, actually
fuckin californians amirite
― mookieproof, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
Bryce's dad is scary.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:58 (eleven years ago) link
hbp, goes 1st to 3rd on a hit to lf, scores on a pickoff attempt to 1st
― johnny crunch, Monday, 7 May 2012 00:20 (eleven years ago) link
technically he stole home
― JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Monday, 7 May 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
on espn
kid knows how to market himself
soon we will all have that haircut
― mookieproof, Monday, 7 May 2012 00:28 (eleven years ago) link
After his suspension, would love to see Hamels suffer a career-ending injury:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7899287/philadelphia-phillies-cole-hamels-plunks-bryce-harper-admits-aiming-him
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 11:45 (eleven years ago) link
Maybe one of Hamels' future opponents will "continue the old baseball" with a spikes-high slide into home on a passed ball or wild pitch.
― Andy K, Monday, 7 May 2012 12:57 (eleven years ago) link
If you're going to be honest, why not just come out and say "I hit him because I think he's a prick"? "I hit him because the umpires aren't calling the game unfairly for him" makes so little sense
― first mca now bear wtf at this day already (frogbs), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:10 (eleven years ago) link
man, Bryce Harper's dad is going to kick Cole Hamels' ass
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:22 (eleven years ago) link
Harper brushed off Hamels' comments on the purpose pitch.
"Hamels threw a great game tonight," he said.
pretty mature response tbh
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link
This might be a close second in dumbassedness to Hamel's postseason "can't wait for it to end" comment
― sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:27 (eleven years ago) link
bryce harper is a lil punk http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9627011/photos/userArmsCrossed.gif
― dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:39 (eleven years ago) link
WHAT DID YOU SAY DAYO
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link
my dad can beat up your dad
― dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
holy shit, I love this family
― guess it's Honker Burger tonight...#fml (frogbs), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
wait, he wears stirrups? that's pretty awesome
― biggie smallclothes (brownie), Monday, 7 May 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link
if I were a baseball player I would totally wear stirrups
― dayo, Monday, 7 May 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link
Cole Hamels is a tall preppy punk c**t
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link
really hoping that Harper, despite the magic underwear and teenage antics, turns out to be a decent dude (which seems like it might be true thus far)he's a generational talent, it would be nice to want to root or him
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link
yeah most of the stories about him being a dick are ones where people needlessly provoke him, it's like he's a once-in-a-generation talent who's cruising to the majors and he's only a freakin teenager, what do you expect
― guess it's Honker Burger tonight...#fml (frogbs), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:19 (eleven years ago) link
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, May 7, 2012 9:25 AM (2 hours ago) zzzzzzz
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:33 (eleven years ago) link
already fucking up this villian routine eh
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link
villain
there's no WWE in MLB
― improvised explosive advice (WmC), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:38 (eleven years ago) link
"Hamels threw a great game tonight," "I guarantee that the next pitch that Hamels throws to me near the strikezone will be a homerun. In fact, I'm willing to bet my 2012 salary on that", he said.
There we go
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
In that situation, I don't think I could have resisted taunting Hamels after stealing home.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
he might've not have been convinced at the time that hamels hit him on purpose
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:54 (eleven years ago) link
maybe the Nats have a good prospect diplomacy teacher.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:56 (eleven years ago) link
that steal of home was amazing though
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link
a 19 year old kid has the balls to do that?
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link
that answer was straight out of the lebron school of diplomacy
― frogbs in the trap (J0rdan S.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:03 (eleven years ago) link
eh everyone sounds like that these days, they're all coached to say bloodless bullshit like that
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:23 (eleven years ago) link
it would be more entertaining for the public if a 19-year old was already involved in a headline beef within a week of being called up, but probably not a good idea in terms of him actually being able to concentrate on baseball.
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link
stretching out his eighth or ninth inning bloop into a double had shades of charlie hustle
― sanskrit, Monday, 7 May 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link
would pete rose intentionally knock off his helmet, y/n?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m384kxrmfG1r9kk3io3_250.gif
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Monday, 7 May 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link
Head first
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_R8fvYZBQxzg/S2HrdJsi3cI/AAAAAAAAAaw/u9Sq2M3V5dU/s400/Pete+Rose.jpg
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:12 (eleven years ago) link
well neither have/had grownuop haircuts; thing is, Pete still had his at 50
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 7 May 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link
why is cole hamels trying to make me like bryce harper
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link
still really hard for me to root for someone named bryce
― JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link
aaaand Hamels suspended for five.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 01:00 (eleven years ago) link
this guy doesn't know what the Gatorade machine is for
The only downside was an ill-advised swing by their frustrated 19-year-old outfielder. Bryce Harper had a rough night, going 0 for 5 with three strikeouts. After one of the outs, he returned to the dugout and took a frustrated whack at one of the walls in the tunnel to the clubhouse.Johnson said the barrel of the bat bounced off the wall and hit Harper next to the left eye, causing a gash that, according to the Washington Times, required 10 stitches to close and a welt. He stayed in the game with it bandaged, but was sent for treatment afterward because it was bleeding.
Johnson said the barrel of the bat bounced off the wall and hit Harper next to the left eye, causing a gash that, according to the Washington Times, required 10 stitches to close and a welt. He stayed in the game with it bandaged, but was sent for treatment afterward because it was bleeding.
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 06:09 (eleven years ago) link
lol, hope this guy stays in the majors forever
Mark DeRosa’s progress returning from a strained left oblique muscle was stunted in an odd way, [manager Davey] Johnson said. As Bryce Harper came into the dugout Sunday night after he stole home against the Phillies, DeRosa aggravated his oblique when Harper gave him a forceful high-five. "I don’t know if that set back the rehab or not," Johnson said. "But I said, ‘Why didn’t use your right hand?’ He said it was spur of the moment."
"I don’t know if that set back the rehab or not," Johnson said. "But I said, ‘Why didn’t use your right hand?’ He said it was spur of the moment."
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
Christian Yelich@ChristianYelich
Hopefully Bryce Harper's bat doesn't admit that it hit him on purpose and get suspended that would be unfortunate
― frogbs, Saturday, 12 May 2012 15:39 (eleven years ago) link
tater #1 off Tim Stauffer
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 May 2012 01:05 (eleven years ago) link
#2
eyeblack is in effect
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
Hamels took 5 extra pitches to put him on first tonight
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 May 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/index.php/bryce-harper-is-making-history/
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:26 (eleven years ago) link
I knew Mel Ott would figure prominently in that story.
but Oyster Burns and Buttercup Dickerson!
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:31 (eleven years ago) link
Lindbergh has a premium article at BP about how Harper is seeing fewer fastballs than ANY hitter in the majors, and has learned to hit curveballs in 6 weeks.
― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 June 2012 13:00 (eleven years ago) link
@davidortizThat kid bryce Harper is the real deal....god bless him.....34
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Saturday, 9 June 2012 13:06 (eleven years ago) link
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=22221483&topic_id=&c_id=mlb&tcid=vpp_copy_22221483&v=3
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link
be bold
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:34 (eleven years ago) link
wau he creamed that
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link
Tonight brings his batting average for the year up to .307, he's 15 for 37 in June so far.
― I DIED, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:30 (eleven years ago) link
he is for real
meanwhile i have a west coast correspondent wondering aloud whether mike trout is the best player in the game.
i don't know whether to cry or wind my watch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 02:41 (eleven years ago) link
Trout is amazing tbh
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah these guys are incredible. Feel a little bad for Trout. Under normal circumstances people would be talking about his season constantly, but with Harper doing this @ 19 (and being Harper) it almost feels like Trout's amazingness is being under-hyped.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link
totally OTM, but Harper is hitting .307/.390/.553 which is like, Ryan Braun/Joey Votto type numbers. I'm guessing he'll regress this year but I really don't feel like anything's out of the realm of possibility by the time he turns 23 (in 2016!!!)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link
that said, Trout is hitting even better this year (.345/.406/.552) and I think Trout vs. Harper is a legitimate debate. But what Harper's doing at 19 is pretty much unprecedented and he has all the hype behind him so of course he's the more interesting story.
(unrelated note: Stephen Strasburg is hitting .350/.381/.650, making him 7th on his team in batting WAR even though he's only gotten 21 plate appearances)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:46 (eleven years ago) link
harper is def getting more mainstream press but stathead/roto/sabr ppl are prob being more over the moon re: trout right now
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link
well yeah the nats offense is garbage, no idea how they're winning games with the morse-desmond-espinosa-ankiel gauntlet of doom in the back half of the lineup
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link
trout also is an incredibly good base stealer and plays premium defense in CF. harper has the flashy power but if trout keeps hitting decently he's going to be the one at the top of the WAR charts
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 13:53 (eleven years ago) link
"That's a clown question, bro."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzbhjzsyvGk
― Grusin' Gang (Andy K), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link
Nats pitching has still been incredible
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:13 (eleven years ago) link
he *should* have a beer.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link
Thread title reminds me that Harper used to be a catcher. Seems like the transition from catcher to CF is kinda rare but maybe more frequent amongst 18 year olds..
― johnathan lee riche$ (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
I forget, what was the impetus for his transition away from catcher? Just to reduce the chances of his knees exploding when he's 28 or something?
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:23 (eleven years ago) link
yeah lower injury risk plus it gets his bat in the lineup 160 games instead of 120 or whatever
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:28 (eleven years ago) link
he's a RF not a CF. it's not that rare to go from catcher to corner position
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:29 (eleven years ago) link
did Dale Murphy go from C to CF then a corner?
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
i think... did Werth start of as a C?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link
"I forget, what was the impetus for his transition away from catcher? Just to reduce the chances of his knees exploding when he's 28 or something?"
General consensus was that it would take Harper a lot longer to get to the majors if he stayed at catcher and it was entirely possible that he wouldn't have been able to stay at the position anyways plus the injury risk and the fact that the bat would play anywhere is why the Nats immediately moved him to the outfield.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link
for injury risk, Nats catcher is like Spinal Tap drummer
― I DIED, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link
Trout is getting a fair amount of attention. Sports Illustrated had a piece (online only, maybe) arguing for his superiority so far over Harper, and, on a smaller scale, so did SweetSpot.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/web/COM1199527/index.htmhttp://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/post/_/id/25469/mike-trout-greatest-20-year-old-ever
― clemenza, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:12 (eleven years ago) link
The SweetSpot piece actually doesn't mention Harper.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 17:16 (eleven years ago) link
Here is the list of players since 1871 who had 400 or more plate appearances and an OPS+ above 145 in their age 20 season or earlier:
??? it's not showing the list of players for me
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link
Rank Player OPS+1 Ty Cobb 1672 Mel Ott 1653 Al Kaline 1624 Mickey Mantle 1625 Alex Rodriguez 1616 Ted Williams 1607 Rogers Hornsby 1508 Jimmie Foxx 148
Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/writers/cliff_corcoran/06/06/mike.trout.angels/index.html#ixzz1xhphYERA
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
I want to discount all the 'Harper's doing it at 19, Trout is 20!' but I guess maybe that year does make a legit difference when you look at others' performance at 19 vs 20 (like A-Rod).
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
That list really is amazing. No borderlines, no Hall of the Very Goods, etc. Kaline's the worst ("worst") player on there...
― clemenza, Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:39 (eleven years ago) link
yeah...
― the route is ban (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
"I want to discount all the 'Harper's doing it at 19, Trout is 20!' but I guess maybe that year does make a legit difference when you look at others' performance at 19 vs 20 (like A-Rod)."
Okay maybe you can discount the age thing, but you can't entirely discount the fact that last year Trout was 19 and completely struggling at the MLB level in ~130 plate appearances. A guy coming in at 19 years old and completely dominating in his first contact with MLB pitching is basically once a generation talent+.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 13 June 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/15/bryce-harper-conservative-hero/
― polyphonic, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:21 (eleven years ago) link
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― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link
since that has literally nothing to do with baseball (even if it was written by Joe Judge's grandson), can you put crap like it in one of the hundred or so "conservative zoo animal" threads in the future?
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link
it's really funny, how you just c/p some phrases over and over
― frogbs, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
plz, I replaced cable with mlb.tv in an election year for a reason.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:31 (eleven years ago) link
oh man, burned by frogbs
what else could go wrong
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Friday, 15 June 2012 19:37 (eleven years ago) link
since that has literally nothing to do with baseball
actually, it concerns professional baseball player Bryce Harper, surprised you missed that part
― polyphonic, Friday, 15 June 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link
watching Bryce Harper play is like listening to Dr Morbius complain
― that's a clown question, bro (I DIED), Friday, 15 June 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
in other Bryce Harper news I am v happy to have scored tickets to tonight's game, going with my dad as an early father's day present!
― that's a clown question, bro (I DIED), Friday, 15 June 2012 20:06 (eleven years ago) link
5ks
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 June 2012 21:09 (eleven years ago) link
no poly, some asshole just decided to use Bryce Harper as a Trojan Horse for some Klanspew.
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 17 June 2012 02:10 (eleven years ago) link
Whereas Luke Scott just does it all on his own.
― polyphonic, Sunday, 17 June 2012 06:52 (eleven years ago) link
yesss
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/harry-reid-uses-thats-a-clown-question-bro/2012/06/19/gJQAdEeSoV_blog.html
― I DIED, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 21:04 (eleven years ago) link
i have been waiting for a bro to ask me a clown question but it hasn't happened yet!! :(
― of family bonds and individual triumph. Narrated by Tim Allen, (zachlyon), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link
How to Get Him Out Every Time
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=17384
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link
@AdamKilgoreWPTV guy: "What's on your iPod?" Harper: "What do you like to listen to?" TV guy: "I like Vampire Weekend." Harper: "That's weird." Gold.
― Andy K, Monday, 9 July 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
all-star quote machine
― I DIED, Monday, 9 July 2012 22:15 (eleven years ago) link
Gotta say, I'm starting to think this isn't the worst guy in baseball.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Monday, 9 July 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link
Yeah, I like him.
― polyphonic, Monday, 9 July 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link
I still hate him
― van smack, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
Harper just, uh, clowned Kevin Millar. On Millar's highlights: "That's TERRIBLE. Is he like 46?"
― Andy K, Tuesday, 10 July 2012 22:49 (eleven years ago) link
http://cdn2.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1118339/HARPER-POPUP.gif
― van smack, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link
how can you hate this kid
― frogbs, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 13:29 (eleven years ago) link
bryce harper looks like me playing softball
― Mad God 40/40 (Z S), Wednesday, 11 July 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link
Bryce Harper took a moment during the all-star festivities to make fun of Kevin Millar’s hair during a segment with MLB.com.
“Especially Millar with those highlights,” Harper joked about Millar’s blonde tips. “That’s terrible. Isn’t he, like, 46?”
Yes, I know Harper is the same guy who rocked a mullet and ended up on a “hair don’t” list. But if you’re 19 and named Bryce Harper, unwritten hair rules don’t apply to you.
Harper also managed to get a shot in at Sean Casey at the end of the interview.
“Sean Casey needs to get on some P90X instead of P45.”
Boom, roasted.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/post/bryce-harper-makes-fun-of-kevin-millars-hair/2012/07/12/gJQApUFQfW_blog.html
― Andy K, Thursday, 12 July 2012 21:43 (eleven years ago) link
Stay tuned after the game to find out why Ozzie Guillen thinks Bryce is a "fucking piece of shit."
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:21 (eleven years ago) link
game recognize game
― mookieproof, Sunday, 15 July 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link
This kid is pissing off all the right ppl
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 July 2012 19:07 (eleven years ago) link
what it was, was pine tar
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/nationals-journal/post/ozzie-guillen-calls-bryce-harper-unprofessional-after-pine-tar-spat/2012/07/15/gJQAFKT2mW_blog.html
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
Nice gif of Ozz here
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/7/16/3162632/bryce-harper-ozzie-guillen-pine-tar-argument
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2012 17:22 (eleven years ago) link
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1239987/ozzie-lol-wat.gif
― your friend, (Z S), Monday, 16 July 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link
someone translate
― van smack, Monday, 16 July 2012 23:22 (eleven years ago) link
"he went like this," he said, gurning, "something something..."
― Grimy Little Pimp (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 07:12 (eleven years ago) link
Fouled a ball hard off his own left ankle trying to bunt, came out of the game at the start of the 3rd.
― Neil Jung (WmC), Saturday, 21 July 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1269418/rollins.gif
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 1 August 2012 23:21 (eleven years ago) link
http://mlb.sbnation.com/2012/8/9/3230460/bryce-harper-washington-nationals-angel-hernandez-is-seriously-the-worst
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 August 2012 15:45 (eleven years ago) link
.248/.324/.401
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
ROY
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link
i figured he'd have to cool down at some point this year though, god-like talent or not. he's going to be great someday, though, and soon.
^novel analysis
― Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
Has a 19-year-old ever scored 100 runs? Harper scored one tonight, so he'd need six more in the Nationals' six remaining games. (Ott, Mantle, and Griffey didn't.)
― clemenza, Friday, 28 September 2012 01:23 (eleven years ago) link
Buddy Lewis had 100 runs for the Senators in 1936, turning 20 in August of that year. Harper may or may not get to 100 runs but he's on pace for 114 runs if he'd played the full season instead of starting in late April.
― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Friday, 28 September 2012 07:25 (eleven years ago) link
I vaguely recognize the name...Best thing in the world for Harper this year has been Trout. When Harper was slumping during the summer, all the media focus had shifted to Trout. Between Washington's surprise season and the messy Strasburg situation, I'm sure a spotlight would have normally been squarely on Harper in the middle of all that; as is, his own troubles got barely any attention that I noticed. (Maybe a different story locally.) So he played through that, and now he's having his best month yet.
― clemenza, Friday, 28 September 2012 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
Thought there'd be mention of Fred Lynn somewhere in this, but no:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb/news/20130521/bryce-harper/?sct=hp_t13_a6&eref=sihp
― clemenza, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 04:10 (ten years ago) link
supposedly bryce harper bunted twice yesterday. TWICE.
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
Soriano has talked to BH since, but...
"It may not have been a catch-able ball, but if we're positioned the right way, there might have been a different outcome. With two outs, I could tell my four-year-old son, 'You know where you need to play,' and he would go to the right spot to make the play. It's not an excuse, and I'm not speaking badly about anybody, but I think that's how you play the game.''
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/5/22/4355532/rafael-soriano-bryce-harper-nationals-giants-walk-off
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 May 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link
bursitis
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9315401/bryce-harper-washington-nationals-not-lineup-due-sore-knee
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link
my bf just sent me a text reading "spending the day trolling bryce harper"
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 20:15 (ten years ago) link
v proud of him atm
how so if i may ask
― TITTWISter (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 20:20 (ten years ago) link
a Mets blog: "In an attempt to minimize their offensive potential, new Nationals manager Matt Williams said that he will likely bat Bryce Harper fifth this season."
http://news.rotowire.com/Bryce-Harper-googid471017-spmlb.htm
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 February 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link
players be hatin'
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/dc-sports-bog/wp/2014/03/24/mlb-players-vote-bryce-harper-most-overrated/
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 11:49 (ten years ago) link
ejected today
by a crew featuring cb bucknor and angel hernandez
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link
btw I don't think i mentioned i saw him make a game-saving 9th-inning play in KC last August. He has rig.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link
@OGTedBergI asked Bryce Harper his favorite player to watch. He smiled: "I love Yasiel Puig."
― Andy K, Tuesday, 1 April 2014 16:41 (ten years ago) link
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/63817564/v31953173/miawsh-harpers-homer-reviewed-call-stands-in-4th/?query=Bryce%2BHarper%2Bhome%2Brun
from a couple weeks ago, but holy moly
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 19:05 (nine years ago) link
to DL, sprained thumb
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 27 April 2014 23:05 (nine years ago) link
I'm kind of LOLing at what must be going through his head these days -- "When I ease up they bench me... when I play as hard as they want me to, I get hurt. What the fuck am I supposed to do?" He's a great physical talent with meatballs for mind grapes, so I doubt his thought processes are any more complicated than that.
― Alvarius B. Goode (WilliamC), Monday, 28 April 2014 00:31 (nine years ago) link
"Expected out until July"
― Andy K, Monday, 28 April 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
torn ulnar collateral ligament, surgery
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 04:59 (nine years ago) link
hair holding up
https://twitter.com/Bharper3407/status/461222853652664320/photo/1
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
Keith Law excerpt:
"Of course, after Harper's injury, Williams was quick to point out that Harper "plays the game hard." But that was always the case; it's just that Harper also plays it smart, and doesn't waste time with false hustle -- probably because false hustle has yet to win any team a ballgame. The entire incident has highlighted that the Nationals organization made a mistake in hiring a manager with zero experience in Williams, who spent the first few weeks of the season trying to figure out how far down in the lineup he could bury Harper.
The Nationals took a calculated risk in 2010 when they chose to move Harper, who played catcher as an amateur, out from behind the plate immediately after signing him, removing him from the middle of the field and from a position he'd played since childhood -- and a position he played well. Although catcher is normally a more injury-prone position than the outfield, Harper's unfamiliarity with the outfield and with playing on a corner could have been a factor in several of his injuries in pro ball, including his collision with the outfield wall in Los Angeles last April.
The move to right field may have gotten Harper to the majors faster, but it put him at a position with a much higher baseline (replacement-level) against which we measure his performance, meaning that the Nationals may have left a lot of value on the table by shifting him to the outfield. It's probably too late to return Harper to catching -- although I don't doubt that Harper could do it, as he still has the athleticism and the arm -- so why are the Nationals so willing to further devalue the guy who should be the franchise player by claiming he doesn't hustle and perhaps driving him to overdo it in response?"
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 May 2014 09:54 (nine years ago) link
in probably his final rehab game at AA Harrisburg tonight, Harper went 4 for 5 with 3 home runs
― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Sunday, 29 June 2014 09:44 (nine years ago) link
Hasn't been good at all, lately.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 27 July 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
He has been struggling a lot, lately.
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
-0.1 WAR
― Andy K, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
better now
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 August 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
yes! hopefully that'll get his confidence back!
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
4 post season HR before age 22, tied record.
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link
with?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link
the broadcast didn't say!
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:25 (nine years ago) link
Mantle, Cabrera, Andruw
Mantle's were in the WORLD SERIES, of course, and i hate mixing endless TOURNAMENT baseball records with WORLD SERIES ONLY baseball.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 04:51 (nine years ago) link
ya... every game seems to bring a new "playoff record or achievement of note" and every time i hear one, the morbs voice in my head jumps to his feet and shouts "that is dumb!"
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
Harper would be on his way to being the New Face (or Hair) of Baseball if only his teammates had produced and/or were not robbed blind by ball/strike calls.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
i think that was one lousy call last night... takes a team to lose three games.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
and a manager who calls on AARON BARRETT at the moment of truth.
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link
should have called on PUIG! (seriously he can't be worse than Mattingly)
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
just read the article on Williams posted on the Ginats vs Nats thread. so he might actually be worse than Mattingly.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
factoid from BP annual: Harper has never faced a pitcher younger than himself in the pros.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:03 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CERQXE9WYAArZtd.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 May 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
three homers today, still in the fifth
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
http://m.mlb.com/video/v103656883/miawsh-harper-smashes-his-third-homer-of-the-game
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link
Bombs, too
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 18:49 (eight years ago) link
I suspect we can confirm the Arrival of Bryce the Beast.
mook & i saw him take a scary swing (flyout) on 3-0 on Sunday.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
@MLB_PRWSH OF Bryce Harper named NL Player of the Week after hitting .455 with 6 HR, 13 RBI, a 1.318 SLG percentage and 29 total bases last week.
solid week
― mookieproof, Monday, 11 May 2015 19:06 (eight years ago) link
.336/.475/.750
― mookieproof, Saturday, 23 May 2015 01:59 (eight years ago) link
popped it up the other way . . . and then it went out
sure the wind's blowing out but it's a 1-1 game in the 7th
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:13 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/ebqjr5hEIQX
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:16 (eight years ago) link
hottest hot streak since 1950?
http://grantland.com/the-triangle/2015-mlb-bryce-harper-historic-hot-streak/
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link
pissed that the runner ahead of him on his double didn't score, BH got marooned short of third and just stood still and got tagged out. #controversy
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 June 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link
just faced a pitcher younger than him for the first time (jacob lindgren), flew out to left
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
Harper has a WAR of 5.3 through 65 team games. That projects to 13.2 for a full season, which would be less than Ruth's 14.1 in 1923 (first on the position-player list), but more than Ruth's 12.9 in 1921 (second). Won't happen, but just getting this far into the season at that level is worth making note of.
― clemenza, Thursday, 18 June 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link
Good timing on that update.
― clemenza, Friday, 19 June 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
"Be as sexy as you can in the box."
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/page/bodybryceharper/washington-nationals-outfielder-bryce-harper-unbuttoned-espn-magazine-body-issue
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/harper-mag.jpg?w=300&h=369
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 July 2015 12:02 (eight years ago) link
@Todd_DybasMy favorite Bryce Harper Looney Tunes stat: When he swings in a 1-0 count, he’s hitting .703 (26-for-37), w/7 HRs, 7 2Bs and a 2.151 OPS.
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link
man imagine if he was putting these numbers up as a catcher
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link
@AndrewSimonMLBBryce Harper comes into tonight riding his 1st three-game hitless streak of the year. His OBP over those three games is .538.
― mookieproof, Friday, 25 September 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
lmao
― usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 25 September 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
https://instagram.com/p/8WWqhTgIZa/
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 October 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link
23 years old today
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 October 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XoCnlMF.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link
MY EYESHIS EYESEVERYBODY'S EYES
― phở intellectual (WilliamC), Friday, 20 November 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
that's a clown tweet, bro
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 November 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/iujFXdbUbHU
meh-meh???
― k3vin k., Thursday, 28 January 2016 20:36 (eight years ago) link
In Game 4 of the 2014 division series against the Giants, he stood on deck in the seventh inning with the (Giants leading 2-1. A fan in the sunken seats about 10 feet away, holding a glass of red wine, berated Harper with an intensity that couldn't be ignored."Hey, buddy," Harper said. "How's that glass of wine?"Harper remembers that the fan sputtered before saying, "You're going to strike out.""You know I love playing here, don't you, buddy?"Seconds later, Harper drove a fastball into San Francisco Bay. As he touched home plate and turned for the dugout, Harper fixed his eyes on the fan, holding his stare a step or two longer than necessary."He was just devastated about life," Harper says.
"Hey, buddy," Harper said. "How's that glass of wine?"
Harper remembers that the fan sputtered before saying, "You're going to strike out."
"You know I love playing here, don't you, buddy?"
Seconds later, Harper drove a fastball into San Francisco Bay. As he touched home plate and turned for the dugout, Harper fixed his eyes on the fan, holding his stare a step or two longer than necessary.
"He was just devastated about life," Harper says.
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/14935765/washington-nationals-bryce-harper-wants-change-baseball-forever
― Andy K, Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:32 (eight years ago) link
doesn't get better than trashing a premium Giants fan, at least in NL
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 14:34 (eight years ago) link
lol, well done
― WilliamC, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:09 (eight years ago) link
Harper 100% otm with pretty much all of this, great article
― frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2016 15:40 (eight years ago) link
goose thohttp://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/14943065/goose-gossage-rips-jose-bautista-toronto-blue-jays-nerds-ruining-baseball
― unleashed profanity-laced tirade (Spottie), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:42 (eight years ago) link
what a potty mouth
― unleashed profanity-laced tirade (Spottie), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:44 (eight years ago) link
that part aint new
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 March 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link
"He was just devastated about life," Harper says, "not because of the home run really, but more because he had just kinda realized how empty his existence was. I think his work-home balance was off. His relationship with his kids was bad. His daughter had just graduated from Sarah Lawrence and I think he's worried she's about the direction she's taking with her life and he's not a fan of her current boyfriend either. I got a real sense of just how lonely he was in those seconds when I stared unblinkingly into his eyes. Also I think he was realizing that his glass of Pinor Noir was pretty shitty. I prefer Zins myself."
Bryce Harper is deep.
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:46 (eight years ago) link
i knew it was a hoax when you said bryce harper drinks alcohol
― Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Friday, 11 March 2016 18:25 (eight years ago) link
get off his dick
http://www.sportingnews.com/mlb-news/4701228-bryce-harper-home-run-walkup-song-jcole-gmod
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 8 April 2016 02:54 (eight years ago) link
100
and now tied with derek jeter in career grand slams
― mookieproof, Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link
When Harper came up with the bases loaded I said "oh here it comes."
― Honor thy pisstake as a hidden intention. (WilliamC), Thursday, 14 April 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link
Way early, but up in Bonds-world right now.
.359/.458/.897, 250 OPS+.
― clemenza, Monday, 18 April 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
4 Ks in 52 PAs
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 19 April 2016 04:00 (eight years ago) link
Grand slam tonight.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link
NL Player of the Month
good choice
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
(tho not w/out other options)
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link
walked 6x and hit by a pitch today; first modern player to reach 7x in a game w/out an AB. (i think i have that right)
Cubs are no dummies
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 9 May 2016 00:30 (seven years ago) link
::placeholder post for "HEY FUCK YOU" gif::
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:14 (seven years ago) link
http://screengrabber.deadspin.com/bryce-harper-to-ump-who-ejected-him-fuck-you-1775674433
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:28 (seven years ago) link
Lol that ump knew it was coming
― Spottie, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link
@beckjasonMichael Fulmer is just the 3rd MLB pitcher younger than Bryce Harper to face him, joining Aaron Nola and Jacob Lindgren.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 23:19 (seven years ago) link
clown tweet bro
― pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 01:21 (seven years ago) link
@AlexPuttermanDusty Baker on Bryce Harper: "I like him as a young man. Now, will I have to spank him sometime? Maybe. I like my son, too."
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link
one-game suspension!
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link
worth it
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 11 May 2016 21:06 (seven years ago) link
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmzdHYgWEAAUfLM.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 July 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link
https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/man-amongst-boys-the-oral-history-of-bryce-harpers-record-setting-junior-college-season
oral history of his juco year
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:19 (seven years ago) link
― ciderpress, Monday, June 7, 2010 8:06 PM (6 years ago)
lol btw
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link
good read xp
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link
― mookieproof, Tuesday, June 12, 2012 10:41 PM (4 years ago)
also!
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 03:47 (seven years ago) link
hah -- my west coast correspondent and i were discussing how much longer trout needs to play to become a hall of famer
i said possibly just the rest of this season
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 04:15 (seven years ago) link
yeah i said basically the same thing in the HOF thread a few weeks ago, and morbs reminded me that there is a 10-year service requirement
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 13 July 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link
he's hitting .235/.380/.443 now, yikes
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link
Didn't see your post till right now, but I was looking at his stats this morning and was actually going to post something similar. If, based on last year, he was indeed pointing in the direction of an all-timer on the order of Aaron and such--or at least Griffey-level--has there ever been a player of that caliber have such a poor year heading into his prime? Nothing's coming to mind, I'd have to start checking.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:30 (seven years ago) link
not quite that caliber of player, but iirc cano had a truly awful year pretty early into his prime and rebounded pretty well
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:33 (seven years ago) link
yeah ok i just checked that cano season and that was definitely before he'd established himself as a superstar
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link
that's far from a bad line in the year 2016, that's more of a 'no one's giving him pitches to hit' line
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:37 (seven years ago) link
that said, harper's still drawn a ton of walks and provides good value in the field. he's still going to end up a 4-5 win player this year -- not bad a for a down year
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:38 (seven years ago) link
― ciderpress, Tuesday, August 2, 2016 12:37 PM (1 minute ago
he's batting .235 man, for a 115 wRC+. it's pretty bad for a hitter of his level
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link
couldn't sleep last night, so i also went back and re-read the harper vs trout thread. a couple of people were ready to hand harper the crown after last season -- likewise i think it's premature to write him off now, but it's hard to see him having a better career than trout at this point
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link
(just going to keep posting instead of studying)
ESPN recently ran a poll of its experts ranking the best players in baseball history. harper came in at #85 or so, which i thought was a little high. trout was #40, which...honestly might be a little low
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:43 (seven years ago) link
Harper's year was so phenomenal last year that I think the assumption for me and many others was that, even when you factor in the inevitable leveling off, he and Trout would still be at a comparable level for the next few years--Trout better some years, Harper better others. I don't think anyone expected this.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:46 (seven years ago) link
his strikeout rate isn't up so it's more likely just a long BABIP slump than a change in skill/ability
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 16:53 (seven years ago) link
his hard-hit rate is way down -- at 32% from 41%. his numbers are down across the board, it's definitely a real slump, not just some fluke. i'm sure he'll get back to his usual self tho
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 17:02 (seven years ago) link
― clemenza, Tuesday, August 2, 2016 12:46 PM (15 minutes ago)
trout's gonna end up like mays, only winning a couple of MVPs when he easily could have about ten
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 17:04 (seven years ago) link
his incredible 2015 aside bryce harper is more jason heyward than willie mays
― nomar, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link
Mays, career: .302/.384/.557Heyward, career: .264/.349/.420Harper, career - 2015: .264/.358/.461
Not bad!
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 17:41 (seven years ago) link
James's thoughts on Harper (second question down, before it disappears behind the paywall):
http://www.billjamesonline.com/hey_bill/#51013
(Even if you think sabermetrics has passed James by--I don't, but I think some of you do--one thing he's always good on is historical precedent.)
― clemenza, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
yeah, cash looks like a pretty great parallel. i would bet a lot of money that harper's career is gonna end up a lot better than his, though
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link
Better, I'd agree, but once you adjust for era, Cash was actually really good. His career OPS+ of 139 would put him in a tie for 10th on the active list, behind only Trout, Pujols, Votto, Cabrera, Goldschmidt, Stanton, Braun, Ortiz, and A-Rod (Harper stands at 139 too, in fewer PA).
― clemenza, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 00:58 (seven years ago) link
538 piece:
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-bryce-harper-has-gone-from-great-to-good/
I don't think I'll ever find exit velocity particularly interesting.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 22:08 (seven years ago) link
It's funny that everyone's trying to figure out how a batter with a .305 True Average this year got so 'bad' (which would be his 2nd best season, to last year's .386).
BP podcast discussion with the author of the 538 piece and the Fangraphs one linked here:
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/article.php?articleid=30049
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/the-thing-about-bryce-harpers-2015/
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 August 2016 12:43 (seven years ago) link
0-3 with 3 Ks tonight. average down to .233
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Sunday, 7 August 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link
they took him out of the game?
― brimstead, Sunday, 7 August 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link
didn't watch but yeah it looks like they did
― have you ever even read The Drudge Report? Have you gone on Stormfron (k3vin k.), Sunday, 7 August 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link
well now
http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/bryce-harper-mashes-longest-home-run-of-his-career-against-rockies-081716
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 August 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link
on the mets broadcast the other day keith told a story abt going hiking in Arizona and by happenstance running into david segui. I guess segui had previously worked w Bryce as a hitting coach, but Bryce chose not to work w him this past offseason or yr or w/e and segui was like yeah and look now hes only hitting .230
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 18 August 2016 11:56 (seven years ago) link
batting average idiots
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 18 August 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link
James has a piece up about Harper and fluke seasons--behind the paywall, though.
"Bryce Harper's 2015 season, if he never again has an outstanding season, would indeed qualify as the greatest fluke season of all time. However, for reasons I'll explain later, I think that's pretty unlikely. It is much more likely that he will have more great seasons coming up."
He doesn't include active players in his research, but he does say that "Ellsbury's (2011) season is now a very strong candidate to be described as the greatest fluke season in baseball history."
― clemenza, Tuesday, 4 October 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link
$21.6 M for next year, so no arb.
And he just won the game w/ a 2-run HR vs the Philths.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19375559/bryce-harper-agrees-21625-million-deal-washington-nationals-2018-season
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 May 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/bryce-harper-has-a-new-lower-gear/
― na (NA), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 19:38 (six years ago) link
Was watching that game for Scherzer and thought both HR, the second especially, were odd.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link
lol at 'bryce harper is four months younger than aaron judge'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 6 July 2017 01:30 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEYgFqvW0AApA-U.jpg
― na (NA), Monday, 10 July 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
i don't know about that look bryce
― na (NA), Monday, 10 July 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--TR03EHcf--/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/etbij8bgntxw8xqbf9ja.gif
― nomar, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link
Same stylist as Joe Scarborough.
http://phildellio.tripod.com/bryce.jpg
― clemenza, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link
http://www.mlb.com/images/1/0/6/241806106/071117_mlb_all_star_game_yadi_hair_flip_mid_002_yzgo43yk.gif
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 July 2017 00:39 (six years ago) link
Harper was closer to a cycle tonight than the boxscore shows--HR, 3B, single, and another single where he was just thrown out trying for second (not in order--the almost-double was his second AB).
― clemenza, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 06:15 (six years ago) link
He and his wife have a food blog:
https://www.instagram.com/harp.eats/
If he has any sense of humour, there will be an upcoming trout post.
― clemenza, Friday, 21 July 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link
Bryce Harper turns 25 today. Every single player better thru age 24 (born after 1900, who is eligible) is in HOF.https://t.co/1S0JfWLNYj— Mike Petriello (@mike_petriello) October 16, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 October 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link
Sharp:Tom Boswell thinks that this offseason's FA pricing means that Harper will be lucky to get 7/250 next year. How wrong is he, and why?
Jay Jaffe:I think Harper can get into the $300 million range with a longer deal than that, but for as much as I love the kid's game, I'm also among those who believe that he has to put together a 2015-like season — healthy and dominant for 150sh games — to get there. Put that MVP season aside and he's averaged 3.6 WAR in his other years (it's better than that if you prorate, obvs), which is nice but hardly transcendent.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 March 2018 16:40 (six years ago) link
Here are the 10 lowest babip for a wrc+ 140 and + since 1913 (beginning of babip).
Maris, 1961, wrc+ 162 and babip of .209 !!! McGwire, 1990, wrc+143 and babip of .243.Bautista, 2010, wrc+ 163, and babip of .233.Aaron, 1972, wrc+ 148 and babip of. 248.Kiner, 1948, wrc+ 143 and babip of .236Bautista, 2015, wrc+ 148 and babip of .237.Killebrew, 1963, wrc+ 146 and babip of .237.
Then between the .240 and .250 range
Kiner, 1950, wrc+ 152 and babip of .242.Thornton, 1978, wrc+ 150 and babip of .243.Killebrew, 1969, wrc+ 173 and babip of .244
So far this season, Harper is at wrc+142 and babip of .192 (career .316). Even with some (possible) regression to the mean, he might join that bizarre and specific club. The thing is that all these aforementioned players had low career babip and not Harper.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 18 May 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link
Also, Maris' 1961 is just insane.
i've never really thought about it, but i guess that kind of high production / low babip is the trademark of a slugger that's hitting tons of towering fly balls, right? either they land over the fence for a HR, boosting their production but not increasing the babip since they don't count as "in play", or it's likely just a loud out. so it makes sense to see the other guys on that list.
harper's a different story, though. as you mentioned his career babip is .316, and his FB/GB/LD percentages are all around the same place as last year. he's pulling the ball a lot more? weird baseball luck?
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 18 May 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link
OT, sorry, but is there a BABIP-like stat that includes HRs as well?
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Friday, 18 May 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
Yeah the list makes sense, these are the extremes of that trademark and it's fun to identify them but really what I wonder if Harper could become that type as he ages. Basically, he went from .369 to .264 back to .356. to the horror show he is in now. None of these players ever see-sawed the way Harper did, it might that no played ever did.
I think also walks/pitch selection might account in those numbers. For example, Kiner managed to be 16th in OBP that 1948 season, Bautista was 22nd and 11th respectively. Harper right now is at 18th.
Of course, Hank Aaron doesn't really belong to that group and in his case it's more about aging but having a great season than career long method of batting. 1972 he was 38, and over his final 5 seasons he was hovering around a babip of .240.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 18 May 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/mcjYk30.png
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 19 May 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link
We polled hundreds of players across MLB on a variety of subjects. Nearly half of them, granted anonymity, said Bryce Harper is the most overrated player in the game. https://t.co/DGgZt6h3EE— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) July 16, 2018
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link
i wonder how many future teammates said so
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link
6. Who is the most overrated player in the game?
Top result: Bryce Harper (48.6%)
Runners-up: Chris Davis (10.8%)
Also receiving multiple votes: Javier Báez
Notes: Even anonymously, just over half of the players we polled declined to answer this one — “It’s bad karma,” one said — but among those who did, this was a landslide. As one player told us, it’s not that Harper isn’t talented: “It’s more like guys are kind of tired of him being put up on this pedestal when from a consistency standpoint, he hasn’t sustained it.”
On Báez, one player said, “To a baseball player, a lot of the shit he does is really risky and stupid. When you play against him, you fucking hate watching him. But as a fan, I would want to watch him every single day. I get it.”
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
I can't think of anybody else you'd choose. When he's great, he's amazing. He spends a lot of time not being great. Eliminate 2015, and he's more like a underrated player whose walks and HRs add value to an otherwise average batting line.
― clemenza, Monday, 16 July 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link
yeah just those piddling walks and HRs
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link
Excellent translation; that's exactly what I meant.
― clemenza, Monday, 16 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link
the point is those categories make up most of a valuable batting line.
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link
(sure Harper's BA is bad this year, but if it was even .250 he'd be one of the 10 most valuable players in the NL)
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link
And if he were hitting .250 and were the 10th most valuable player in the NL, that would probably make him the most overrated player in baseball in the context of how many people treat him as one of the two best (which I've done myself at times).
But he's hitting .214, so that's all speculation.
― clemenza, Monday, 16 July 2018 19:46 (five years ago) link
bref has him at 0.0 WAR this year; fangraphs at 1.5
they both hate his defense
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link
didn't factor in the Will to Win
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 July 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link
Harper's had the one HOF season and the other HOF 2/3 season. as far as the rest of the time, there's no shame in being near-peak Mickey Tettleton.
― omar little, Monday, 16 July 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link
Which was exactly my point: "more like a underrated player whose walks and HRs add value to an otherwise average batting line"--i.e., Mickey Tettleton, an underrated player who hit .241 but drew a lot of walks and hit a fair number of HR (especially era-adjusted).
― clemenza, Monday, 16 July 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link
yeah I would not be thrilled to give him a 400M contract or whatever, but someone will
― k3vin k., Monday, 16 July 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link
So are the Nats out on signing Harper or are they the leading contender?
― earlnash, Monday, 16 July 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link
no idea but i always assumed harper would want to play for bigger crowds in a bigger media market
― Karl Malone, Monday, 16 July 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link
― clemenza, Monday, July 16, 2018 3:46 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That's what, 5 hits tho?
Not stanning really but *shrug*
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 16 July 2018 23:01 (five years ago) link
12 hits right now--in 550 AB, it'd be 20. But if you want to approach the question from that angle, that a few hits don't matter much, then surely those few hits aren't going to move him from a 0.0 WAR to one of the 10 most valuable players in the NL.
I'm not sure if you're saying that he is or isn't overrated.
― clemenza, Monday, 16 July 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link
there are only so many teams that have or would spend the kind of money he wants. the yankees seem to have a pretty full outfield? they could put him at first, but greg bird is *also* hitting .214 this year, and at 1/40th of the cost. the red sox signed jd martinez last winter and have mookie eligible for arbitration this winter. (mookie, btw, is nine days older than harper and is 4.5 bWAR up on him in two fewer seasons.)
the cubs and giants already have $140m on the books for 2019, which doesn't count raises for people like baez and bryant. the dodgers could afford him, but seem relatively unlikely to offer a historic contract for a guy as inconsistent as harper has been.
maybe the phillies? except i'd expect the phillies to be more interested in machado, as should, perhaps, most teams
― mookieproof, Monday, 16 July 2018 23:46 (five years ago) link
The outside club I was thinking is maybe the Rangers. They have dropped some cash on some hitters over the years.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 01:12 (five years ago) link
― clemenza, Monday, July 16, 2018 7:08 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Wasn’t really saying either. I think his BABIP is really weird this year. I find him fascinating tho also lol this HR derby he’s such a choad
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link
He's 25. Most guys are enter their prime now. Maybe he's a year late.
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 01:22 (five years ago) link
If I had to bet on 2015 or this year being the more anomalous, I'd definitely bet on this year. The list of position players besides Harper who've put up 10-WAR seasons since the war: Yastrzemski, Bonds, Ripken, Mantle, Mays, Musial, Morgan, Williams, Yount, Boudreau, Banks, Trout, A-Rod, Sosa, Rosen, Petrocelli. That's a pretty formidable list. I think at worst he'll have a better career than the last two guys, and they were good. My guess would be that he exceeds his current career slash line (.277/.384/.510) for the next several seasons. But again, I don't know who else you'd name as the most overrated player right now (or even based cumulatively on the last three seasons).
― clemenza, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 04:16 (five years ago) link
But again, I don't know who else you'd name as the most overrated player right now (or even based cumulatively on the last three seasons).
The DH for the Angels has made $24M/yr over the past 3 years while putting up a cumulative -1.1 WAR, and has batted exclusively in the 3rd/4th/5th spot in the lineup.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 04:38 (five years ago) link
Pujols crossed my mind, but is there anyone who still rates him highly (except, I guess, the manager who continues to bat him 3rd/4th/5th)? I don't see overpaid and overrated as the same thing.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 05:31 (five years ago) link
He was overrated by the Angels GM during the 2011 offseason
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 05:43 (five years ago) link
For a while I think Strasburg was a bit overrated, back when he still had some of that residual legendary buzz from his pre-injury days but was merely very good instead of elite. But now I think he might actually be a bit underrated!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 05:46 (five years ago) link
Probably a few such pieces out there at the moment:
http://www.billjamesonline.com/should_the_nationals_trade_bryce_harper/
Be forewarned: intangibles are discussed.
― clemenza, Thursday, 19 July 2018 02:06 (five years ago) link
oh *bill*
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 July 2018 02:21 (five years ago) link
Not BJ, Dave Fleming.
― clemenza, Thursday, 19 July 2018 02:46 (five years ago) link
Homered in the first game today, .293/.419/.573 over the last 30 days. Doesn't suck.
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 7 August 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link
that -3.3 dWAR on bWAR for 2018 is something else. wonder how legit that rating is; i wouldn't be surprised if he's not particularly good out there but that number is shockingly bad.
― omar little, Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link
I know eye test doesn’t mean much but what I saw from him, this season, was just very bad.
― Van Horn Street, Sunday, 30 September 2018 04:01 (five years ago) link
mlbtraderumors predicts 14 years, $420M for harper
(13 years, $390M for Machado, for the same $30M AAV)
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 November 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link
Will also be on the cover of the show 19
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 3 November 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link
insane
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:19 (five years ago) link
what was wrong with his defense? Ben Lindbergh:
https://www.theringer.com/mlb/2018/11/20/18104199/bryce-harper-free-agency-defense
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link
some of those misplays are brutal
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 November 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link
move him back to C! make the thread title relevant again!
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 November 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link
getting easier to hate
https://mlb.nbcsports.com/2019/03/26/bryce-harper-is-pandering-hard-to-philly-fans/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 11:36 (five years ago) link
If he ever has a bad season they’re going to boo the fuck out of him
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 12:44 (five years ago) link
they booed Mike Schmidt in good seasons!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:20 (five years ago) link
i'm sure that's true, but i think the fact that he *chose* them will go a long way
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 April 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link
Bryce got a tad upset with the strike calls tonight
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 05:55 (four years ago) link
you can buy Bryce's pomade
https://www.amazon.com/stores/page/7FD8ED49-CB2F-4406-A326-54374A7DE0F8/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 5 July 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link
Bryce takes Hunter Strickland deep again. pic.twitter.com/hOFRO31tPi— Jamal Collier (@JamalCollier) September 25, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:05 (four years ago) link
Dan Shulman, on a Toronto call-in this morning, called Harper a really, really talented player who ranks about #15-20 across both leagues. Sounds about right. (Except in April, when he leaps to the front of the class.)
― clemenza, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link
WAR: it adds up over time. Harper was looking pretty poor earlier this year, but his second half has bailed him out somewhat overall, even if this is a bit of an off season by expectations.
― earlnash, Thursday, 26 September 2019 00:02 (four years ago) link
#15-20 is a little optimistic
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 September 2019 03:22 (four years ago) link
Seeing as there are as many as eight Astros/Red Sox players who'd rank ahead of him--Altuve, Bregman, Betts, and Bogarts for sure; Springer and Correa probably; Devers and Alvarez maybe; I'd add Martinez, too, if not for the age difference--you're probably right.
― clemenza, Thursday, 26 September 2019 10:44 (four years ago) link
Yelich has more or less the same WAR as Harper with 500 less PA.
― Van Horn Street, Friday, 27 September 2019 05:51 (four years ago) link
Speaking of Fred Lynn (I was, the other day, on the Juan Soto thread)...Is Harper Fred Lynn? Harper had a three-year jump age-wise, but through nine seasons, they're pretty close:
BH: 138 OPS+, 33.4 WARFL: 137 OPS+, 36.9 WAR
Two monster seasons each, although Harper's 2017 was injury-shortened; ROY both, one MVP each. (Lynn should have won a second in '79, an infamously terrible vote.)
― clemenza, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link
i miss morbs. he would have bumped this thread several times by now. he's right there in the NL MVP race, and would seem to be the favorite if PHI can squeak into the playoffs. (i think if the padres make it, it's Tatis? if the reds make it...not sure)
(preamble about how harper often seems to be seen as a disappointment compared to his early promise)
his career line is now .278/.389/.520, a wRC+ of 141, wOPA of .384. 42 fWAR, 38.4 bWAR at age 28
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:28 (two years ago) link
pretty solid!
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 7 September 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link
I used to be so down on Bryce but I was wrong
― brimstead, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link
Definitely an MVP candidate...not sure I'd assume his career inconsistency is over, though. (His career numbers will likely remain in proximity to HOF-level because of how good his good years are.)
― clemenza, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
he has a good case but man what a depressing NL MVP race it's been, you've got prime acuna and tatis and soto and degrom and mookie and the league leader might not surpass 6 fWAR
― ✖, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link
well i guess corbin burnes and zack wheeler surpassed it already tbf
neither of them seem like candidates though
― ✖, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link
not sure I'd assume his career inconsistency is over, though.
this is what i mean, though - he hasn't been very inconsistent! i think that's his reputation. but look at his numbers:
https://i.imgur.com/Eg7Yf8K.png
his 2014 is his second worst, as a hitter. but he was 21 years old, and seriously injured for maybe the first time (?) in his career? and even then, he puts up a 115 wRC+, as a 21 year old, only looking bad in comparison to his own first couple years.
then his MVP 2015, which i think had the effect of resetting the expectation of him as a perennial mike trout superstar.
then his worst year, offensively, 2016. wRC+ of 111 -- 11% better than an average hitter -- dropping from .330 BA to .243 (BAPIB dropped from .369 to .264) looked bad, but his OBP was still .373!
and that's about it. those are his relatively bad seasons. his next worst hitting season is when he was 19 (wRC+ 121), and after that is 2019 (wRC+ 125), his first year in Philadelphia.
he's a pretty good lock for 4+ fWAR each year, and with upside for years like 2015 and 2021 as well. seems pretty consistent!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link
I think we're just looking at it from a different angle. then his MVP 2015, which i think had the effect of resetting the expectation of him as a perennial mike trout superstar--unfair as it may be, that's mine. If he were to stay where he is right now for a couple more seasons, I'd likely stop thinking that way. I still see Fred Lynn as a good comparison. Lynn also had a very good age-28 season--not as good as Harper this year, but he did get some MVP support. Another comparison (see above), this time Harper today vs. Lynn through his age-28 season:
Harper: .278/.389/.520, 141 OPS+, 38.4 WARLynn: .308/.383/.520, 141 OPS+, 32.1 WAR
That's pretty damn close (Harper had a three-year head start on WAR). Lynn followed up with a disastrous strike-year season (injury? don't remember), then was never the same after that. So we'll see.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link
i guess i just mean, 10 years, 42 WAR for harper. he already proved himself
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 7 September 2021 21:45 (two years ago) link
Good column:
https://open.substack.com/pub/joeposnanski/p/the-yankees-bryce-harper-and-what?r=1jtu0&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
(xposts) A year later--and assuming Harper continues playing this well--the Lynn comparison is moot.
― clemenza, Sunday, 23 October 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link