http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/10061434886
http://twitter.com/jordansarge/status/10061819742
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/10090588014
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link
oh man
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit, jose canseco said he's going to torture you and kill you!!
― Pontiac Driving Excitement (Z S), Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
*high five*
this is legitimately the best thing that's ever happened in my life
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
congrats--you are going to die, via Jose Canseco roid rage
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link
man kill u
― velko, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:51 (fourteen years ago) link
do you think he knows that the torture is supposed to come first?
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
:DDDDDDDDDDD
― how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.uncoached.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jose-canseco-6.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
that was pretty good advice too!
― Are Slimes the Jews of monsterdom? (cankles), Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1014_jose_conseco_bn_tmz.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link
im thinking u need to come back at him w/a classic 'just sayin' style response
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
lol he blocked me
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dallasnews.com/s/dws/spt/misc/history/stories/may/052693rang.jpg
― how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
jizzchin, low life child molester
― Mr. Que, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link
http://z.about.com/d/weirdnews/1/0/v/R/-/-/JoseCansecoMugShot.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 6 March 2010 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link
http://blacksportsonline.com/index/l80-2-719322.jpg
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:01 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/10090718491
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
^^blacksportsonline.com
xp
― how is "babby" horribly formed????? (k3vin k.), Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
fierce, dude
― Fusty Moralizer (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link
LOLLLLLLLLLL
Nice work Jordan.
― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jose-canseco-2006-mtv-movie-awards-boom-boom-room-gifting-suite-0skS7h.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
sub-custos?
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 6 March 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I lol'ed at that.
― Ballistic, Saturday, 6 March 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Aww, I liked Custos.
― ice cr?m abdul-jabbar (Leee), Saturday, 6 March 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/10047017759
― am0n, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:03 (fourteen years ago) link
That's awesome Jordan.
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I remember Jose signed my '88 Fleer. My only Jose moment.
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link
kind of sad but mostly sad
― sanskrit, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link
CANSECO DROPPIN' KNOWLEDGE
― dr. william idol (dr g), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 12:19 (4 years ago)
― put your glans up for Detroit (haitch), Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I remember Jose signed my '88 Fleer. My only Jose moment
only baseball autograph I ever got was Sid Bream :/
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
dude Sid Bream is 100% kvlt! lots of people have Canseco autografs but only the truest have Sid Bream!
― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I have a baseball card show dealer badge signed by Canseco. (saw him at a Bennigan's near Arlington Stadium after a game) He was very nice, and the blonde he was with had enormous boobs (I was 10, the boobs are pretty much all I remember of the experience).
― FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2010 01:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Just be glad you never got this autograph
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/imagesdickpole.jpg
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 02:01 (fourteen years ago) link
ihttp://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/imagesdickpole.jpg
fuck, i give up (again!!)
How the fuck do you post pictures here?
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link
arrgg. happened last night in the vinyl board too
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
― ice cr?m abdul-jabbar (Leee), Sunday, 7 March 2010 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link
why did the Mariners logo resemble satan's pitchfork?
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 02:56 (fourteen years ago) link
nevermind, I get the Neptune 'trident' reference now.....bah
and jess begat ethan and ethan begat deej and deej begat jordan s and jordan s begat von smack
― sanskrit, Sunday, 7 March 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link
http://the115.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/josediginity3.jpg
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link
lol tmz breaking news picture..
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/10/1010_jose_bn_tmz_01.jpg
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I like first line of his bio
"1st member of the 40/40 club."
that there deserves..
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
― van smack, Sunday, 7 March 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm still loling about the fact that Jose Canseco makes threats to civilians on twitter.
"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M JOSE CANSECO!"
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link
omfg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 7 March 2010 08:32 (fourteen years ago) link
trying not to wake the g/f with retardedlaughter!
did you get any correspondence from aggrieved jose canseco fans
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link
haha no
i was tortured last night though
― jizzchin (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link
omigod only just opened this thread
Some sort of medal in order
― Tibetan 'buca the Dead (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link
ilx attack on Jose Canseco....
― Ballistic, Sunday, 7 March 2010 20:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/VelA8.jpg
― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Sunday, 7 March 2010 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link
the tweet's been deleted
― called something like Hoppy Polar by Ziggy Ross (ksh), Monday, 8 March 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Jose Canseco used to call himself the "Human-Flesh Search Engine" just like the real internet the results were usually underage!
http://twitter.com/GaryCarterRaw/status/10250642992
― Andy K, Thursday, 11 March 2010 02:48 (fourteen years ago) link
aw what did he say
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link
'@jordansarge im definitely going to do it with my daughter'
― max, Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:21 (fourteen years ago) link
haha
he said that if he found me he'd kill me and/or torture me, and that all child molesters like me should be killed
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:26 (fourteen years ago) link
he's kind of losing his mind
http://twitter.com/josecanseco
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
wow.
― goole, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
loooooooooooooooooool
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
someone's angling for some press coverage
huh
― n/a major dude will tell you (n/a), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
I am signing off but won't u be my neighbor
hahhahahahaa
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
I would rather be stupid and honest than smart and a lyar whitch one r u 20 minutes ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link
@brandstatter I bet I could work ur wife little dick about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster in reply to brandstatter
U motherfuckerfs can dish it out but u can't take it I new u where cowards fucking genetic malfunctions should have been killed at birth about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:49 (fourteen years ago) link
This world is full of lyars scum hypocrits and cowards not to mention corrupt politicians that's y the end is near. Look in the mirror about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
JOSE CANSECO TROLLED EVERYONE
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link
i like to read all of these as dr. morbius posts
oh man, now he's gone apocalyptic
woah. wtf set him off?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I wish I could bring this anger into the ring btween what baseball has done to me and u fucking haters I could kill somèone rite now about 2 hours ago via TweetCaster
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
somèone
― "excellent sound-of-a-generation indie" (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
différance
# Goodbye all of my stupid inbread followers remember stupid is as stupid does.dammm I love u guys34 minutes ago via TweetCaster
inbread
― am0n, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
the "dammm I love u guys" makes it
― what's the différance (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/21177.jpg
― J0rdan S., Monday, 19 April 2010 18:54 (fourteen years ago) link
hahahahaha
― what's the différance (ksh), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
he is a spambot :(
― GREAT JOB Mushroom head (gbx), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
# Let's create our own society.tell the truth always or die 23 minutes ago via TweetCaster
― est 2010 (rahni), Monday, 19 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link
The government looks at us like if we where rats that need to be controoled or exterminated about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
I am like a lot of people that society has destroyed or alianated for telling the truth or standing up for there beliefs about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
If I where president respect and honesty would be established again just like in japan learn from that culture about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
@MARIALOUISE46 y do we have so many religions and only one god about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster
@KerryPrice00 ok I guess I need a hug about 1 hour ago via TweetCaster in reply to KerryPrice00
@brandstatter I bet I could work ur wife little dick
this is, literally, how nazi germany started
― goole, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
If I where president respect and honesty would be established again just like in japan learn from that culture
― Lamp, Monday, 19 April 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Not all that different from an early Rollins tour diary.
― Illwario Alacarte (Andy K), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
i just signed up so i could tweet him ;)
― am0n, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:03 (fourteen years ago) link
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, April 19, 2010 2:51 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
gonna go with 'years of steroid use'
― max, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago) link
lol
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link
SpiffBox celebrities include baseball player Jose Canseco, Maxim models, and cast members from the Sopranos, Saved by the Bell, Amazing Race, The Biggest Loser, Entourage, Girls Next Door, Rock of Love and Deal No Deal.
― am0n, Monday, 19 April 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I am creating the jose canseco club very fiew can enter but u can never leave.welcome to hotel california, what a lonely place
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 19 April 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link
MEAN
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 April 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link
― Lamp, Monday, April 19, 2010 2:59 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^important
― ice cr?m, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:27 (fourteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/14774989030
― max, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Can we handle the truth as a society in the movie a few good men the statement. We can't handle the truth. Rings a bell look in. The mirror25 minutes ago via TweetCaster
JoseCansecoJose Canseco
some creeley shit there
― |8 l) u_u (bnw), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
got me deep like the abyss
― sanskrit, Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
On the golf course about 5 hours ago via TweetCaster
How's this kiss my ass about 8 hours ago via TweetCaster
― Andy K, Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Who wants to fight me on my show7:02 PM Jun 10th via TweetCaster
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/15881559007
― ksh, Monday, 14 June 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Spendadaywithj✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧ Email for pricing and availability on spend a day with Jose! 7:58 PM Jun 6th via TweetCaster
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Monday, 14 June 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Canseco is looking to get back to MLB as a coach or manager and was looking for a way back into the game. He will play in Laredo for the players minimum to show his commitment to the game first and foremost. Canseco will also be shooting a baseball reality show while with the ULB & the Broncos.
http://www.laredobroncos.com/news/?id=13601
― Andy K, Sunday, 15 August 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lil-jon-pizza-2.jpg
― Andy K, Thursday, 21 October 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Lil JonGary Busey
― am0n, Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Jose "Conseco"
― Andy K, Thursday, 21 October 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link
That's not cool, J0rdan. This mama grizzly would wyle out if you talked about her cubs that way!
― Princess TamTam, Thursday, 21 October 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco Compliments of vanessa call leila 9257191217 don't forget bring the pot5 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco wholesome1 hour ago
JoseCanseco Jose Canseco Would love to meet a nice holesome midwest girl here in chicago. We play tomorrow night at 7 pm in zion if anyone is out there for me1 hour ago
― polyphonic, Sunday, 10 July 2011 07:30 (twelve years ago) link
JoseCansecoHow can u put a restraining order on someone u havnt seen in 4 months and lives in another state
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Thursday, 21 July 2011 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/97194186729725952
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/76367577789644800
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:51 (twelve years ago) link
lord some of this shit is super :-(
― markers, Monday, 5 September 2011 08:52 (twelve years ago) link
5am
― buzza, Monday, 5 September 2011 09:01 (twelve years ago) link
man, this guy's feed is fucking bizarre
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 09:13 (twelve years ago) link
and the thread comes full circle
http://bloguin.com/theoutsidecorner/images/stories/Canseco_Gem_Tweet_6.jpg
― sanskrit, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
someone better go over to his place and check up on him
― omar little, Thursday, 26 January 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
i was wondering. i had only just added him and wasn't sure if he was always like this.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 26 January 2012 18:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-talk-jose-canseco-titanic-0417-20120416,0,4101059.story
Would love to host SNL and would donate pay to greenpeace. Does anyone know how to contact Lorne Greene ? Please help me make it happen! Hugs.
!
― Stormy Davis, Monday, 16 April 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
Will dig him up, see what he says.
― Andy K, Monday, 16 April 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/191991522223337473
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 April 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 54mWhat does it mean when a person says that they trust you but they have deep rooted trust issues
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20Perception is reality in this world . You all think you know me . Hahahhahahahahhaa
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · Sep 20I'll fight anyone
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 21 September 2014 23:16 (nine years ago) link
was coming for j0rdan
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/jose-canseco-accidentally-shoots-finger-cleaning-gun-report-article-1.1990815
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link
wow - middle finger gone!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/561/870/jose-canseco-middlefinger_display_image.jpg?1321310554
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
LOL
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link
probably overdue for an update anyway:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/neverforgett-2jpgoriginal_zpsea2d6d0d.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link
@JoseCansecoI love my fiance Leila @ModelLeila so much if it wasn't for her I would have lost my finger and passed out and had a head injury to
@JoseCansecoMe and @ModelLeila stayed home and decorated and spooked the kids getting candy
― Andy K, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
why is Jose not in Dumb & Dumber To?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
modern day Canseco is a top shelf Tim and Eric character at this point.
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 November 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
How is it that no one has made a buddy comedy movie analog to the Jose Canseco story?
― earlnash, Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:02 (nine years ago) link
pain & gain is about the closest i can think of
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:04 (nine years ago) link
Does this count
http://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/blogs/lists/82-100-Best-B-Movies-double-trouble.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 07:36 (nine years ago) link
that looks like a still from Kids in the Hall!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/doubletrouble01.jpg
― polyphonic, Thursday, 6 November 2014 21:16 (nine years ago) link
http://team4orce.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Bash-Brothers.jpeg
To do the buddy movie right, you got to have the other part with the big pasty irish looking dude to even it out.
― earlnash, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:37 (nine years ago) link
And you get Rickey Henderson to play Rickey Henderson...
― earlnash, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:38 (nine years ago) link
I thought the other guy would be Ozzie Canseco
― polyphonic, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link
oddly enough they were able to crush batting practice pitching with those photo props.
― iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Friday, 7 November 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
canseco's got a real tommy wiseau thing going up there ("oh hi mark!")
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 7 November 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/jose-cansecos-interstellar-trade-idea-will-probably-sav-1658468406
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoGalactic Beings have used comets as star taxis for eons1:39 PM - 13 Nov 2014
Jose Canseco @JoseCansecoComet Transport is the key to our survival.1:38 PM - 13 Nov 2014
never. ever. ever. change.
― he's not a gangsta, his real name's clarence (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 13 November 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
ya - this is quite sweet after Schilling yesterday.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link
you didn't even include the part that made me laugh really hard
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecoIf Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
Jose Canseco✔ @JoseCansecohug for u NASA #cansecomet
― Beat Happening's Megatron (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
i fuckin hate my last dn, but i think jose jsut gave me a new one
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
who wants to be my bash bro and change theirs to "hug for u NASA #cansecomet"
― we will run the Milkyway. Think about that (Will M.), Thursday, 13 November 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
so the "smelly" finger he shot fell off while he was playing poker!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
best comment: "at least you didn't lose the hand"
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 November 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
p sure jose canseco is the star-child
― give kawhi his damn eyedrops (slothroprhymes), Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link
When Jose Canseco says all-in he means it
― polyphonic, Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link
snitches get stitches lose fingers
― brimstead, Saturday, 15 November 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link
cansecomet!!
― gbx, Sunday, 16 November 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/2/7480343/jose-canseco-predictions-2015-cansecodamus
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link
Jose Canseco ✔ @JoseCansecoFollow2. @JebYork chokes on silver spoon, Lott new owner, hires Jimbo, 49ers win super bowl.Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.
Problem: "Jeb" York isn't the CEO of the 49ers. That would be Jed York. This is impressive because "Jeb York" is a mock Twitter account created solely after Canseco insisted the 49ers' CEO was named Jeb.
priceless
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link
remember the UFO/balloon guy? the one who faked his kid flying off in a homemade hot air balloon/ufo thingy...Canseco and him are basically the same person now.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 January 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 15m 15 minutes agoYour caught on video return my stereo equipment that you ripped out of my suv yesterday or else.yes this is a threat
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes agoYou have 24 hours plus leave 1k for the damage done to my suv..or else this is you only warning
Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco · 13m 13 minutes agoI will come get you my self
― slothroprhymes, Friday, 10 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link
icymi
http://stompersbaseball.com/stompers-present-jose-canseco-weekend-june-12-13/
can g4wker send J0rdan on assignment for this?
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
said Stompers VP and general manager Theo Fightmaster
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link
this is gonna make great effectively wild material
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link
did B&S jointly cook this up i wonder
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link
josejosejosejose
http://gfycat.com/NervousAdmiredCarp
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, 15 June 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKcl0McUwAEk3Bb.jpg
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
could that be the true manifestation of evil guide dog from that bizarro (and fascinating) thread you made ages ago that was recently bumped
― slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link
i don't know, looks more like crazy eye dog to me
imagine waking up from a nap with that dog staring at you!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link
or even the canine.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link
a linear combination of those faces made michael shannon
― an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link
@JoseCanseco 2h2 hours agoCongrats to Junior the 3rd teammate off my Springfield Nuclear Power Plant team to make the Baseball Hall of Fame! hug for Mike Piazza too
@JoseCanseco 59m59 minutes agoIf I were a vampire I could play independent baseball for ever
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link
there is little better than jose canseco using the subjunctive
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 January 2016 05:02 (eight years ago) link
I'd forgotten that Wade Boggs was in the HOF!
― Sofialo Ren (Leee), Thursday, 7 January 2016 18:44 (eight years ago) link
you forgot he had 3010 hits?
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 January 2016 19:49 (eight years ago) link
Yes.
― Sofialo Ren (Leee), Thursday, 7 January 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link
200 hits a season for like a million seasons in a row
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 January 2016 20:20 (eight years ago) link
wade boggs was probably had the best first 10 years of any third baseman in history
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:10 (eight years ago) link
maybe schmitty or mathews gives him a run there but yeah, he's a deserving HOFer
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:15 (eight years ago) link
he's 28th all-time by fWAR, 4th among 3B
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:24 (eight years ago) link
led the majors in BA and OBP for 5 of his first 7 years, including 4 straight, dude was a machine
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 January 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link
I had to remove this thread from my bookmarks because the title was getting the Cranberries stuck in my head ;_;
― Very selfish, and very ironic (DJP), Tuesday, 12 January 2016 18:49 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WgVCFpV.png
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:37 (eight years ago) link
ONE OF US
― Andy K, Sunday, 14 February 2016 00:53 (eight years ago) link
i followed him based on this thread. i can't stop laughing but mainly everyone i know who likes sport finds this hilarious cos he was so famous that he was in a simpsons episode.
― japanese mage (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:00 (eight years ago) link
@JoseCanseco Oct 1Democracies are such a fragile thing and seem to age and deteriorate never being as good as they once were . Never reversing march to death
― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 October 2016 14:44 (seven years ago) link
deep!
― imho tep (sanskrit), Monday, 3 October 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link
In 2018 blockchain will become mainstream knowledge understood by moron level and above— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 22, 2017
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 02:14 (six years ago) link
― crüt, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 02:21 (six years ago) link
when you were having premarital sex, jose cans
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 02:43 (six years ago) link
Canseco Rule- once tweeted or discussed in media by Jose Canseco then the concept has become 'mainstream knowledge'.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 10:07 (six years ago) link
I cannot believe David Ortiz aka Big Papi did not invite me to play in his golf tournament this weekend I'm one of the longest drivers in the world at 50 and over and one of the best golfers I could have helped him out with his charity does MLB still hold grudges against me— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) November 29, 2017
how will David Ortiz aka Big Papi respond
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:15 (six years ago) link
solid take
What is going on with all these politicians molesting women I've been molested by several women and never complained— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 12, 2017
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 December 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link
Hey little buddy @realDonaldTrump I am interested in United Nations leadership .dm me for ideas and confidential 90 day plan #readynow— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) October 9, 2018
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link
Aliens have been trying to teach us how to time travel but first we have to change our body composition which we are not willing to do we have tried with animals and it has failed— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 30, 2019
― omar little, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 17:43 (five years ago) link
Cloning is illegal that's why we cannot evolve into our next stage— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
― omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link
Once cloning is legal we will be able to purchase either bodies of ourselves in our Prime and once our shells get to old detach the brain and then apply to a new shell ot body..— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
In 50 years from now only the rich will be able to purchase a new body— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
New bodies will come with optional Android or robotic moving parts— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
― omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link
I have figured out a way to live an extra 30 years— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
One of many ways to live an extra 30 years is that you have to sleep in almost freezing temperatures— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
Another way to live 30 years longer if you must have sex at least 3 times a week— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 7, 2019
people who have figured out have to live an extra 30 years
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link
he has the exact same energy as @Love_That_Goku
i have an encyclopedic knowledge of Dragonball canon and all you ask me is "does Krillin like anal" "does android 18 have a pussy" etc— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
all signs point to Android 18 having a functional reproductive system but once again this is not my business— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
NO Piccolo does not smoke weed— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
the way some of you people speak to me is disgusting. "hey Christian does piccolo smoke weed" "does Roshi fuck the turtle". just unreal— love_that_goku (@Love_that_Goku) September 24, 2016
― frogbs, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link
everybody knows there are many ways to live 30 years longer, but here's a tricky constraint: I must have sex at least 3 times a week.
― say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
― frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 18:56 (five years ago) link
https://t.co/CXErAtc0aw...... you lied to defend that piece of shit Jessica I told you to not open up that can of worms time to polygraph and tell the truth now— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 13, 2019
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 18:43 (five years ago) link
i'm not sure what's happening, but only 26 to go
30 minutes...— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link
The September collection is finally live 🎉only 50 of each item ⚡️https://t.co/K6yOzJ3VTP pic.twitter.com/FbPaDq95T4— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
loooool
who would have guessed it was a countdown to new merch
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link
wait!!!
that wasn’t the big news.. give me 5 minutes— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) September 6, 2021
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link
coffee
― brimstead, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link
i knew jose canseco wouldn't let me down
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 September 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link
merry Christmas to everyone And a happy New Year Well almost everyone— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) December 25, 2022
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 25 December 2022 16:09 (one year ago) link