Indie Guilt Bermanisms

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Reborn from the ILBB's first fantasy season (see here), a semi-retired k digging chick and I put out heads together for a new batch of indie guilt bermanisms. The game is pretty self explanatory when you see the results.

Mike Cop Shoot Koplove
Jason Marquis Smith
The Broken Sosa Scene
Matt Morrissey
Troy Enrique Iglausius
Bud Black Dice
MarKMFDMulder
Randy Wolf Eyes
Ugdeth from above Urbina
Cecil Magnetic Fielder
Shawn Green Day
TiNo New York Martinez
Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
Braden "Looper"
DavAdd N to X-stein
Orlanda Death Cabrera for Cutie
CasioTony for the Painfully Alone LaRussa

And for those truly brave, indie guilt ilbber's:

Yeah Yeah Yancey Strickler
David Rapostal Service
Gay-Dad-Gax!

Please add more!

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

mike red red meatmond
the kevin appiers in stereo
john oleruder than you
the carlos delgados
carlos beltran 3030
ben "pretty girls make" grieve

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Franz Ferdinando Venezuela
Eric Munson Ra
J.T. Snow Patrol (OMG SO LAME!)

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Derek Rilo Kiley
Pedro Har Martinez Superstar

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

my friend from work just thought of:
764-Horacio Ramirez

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

HA ha haaha - this thread is genius!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

the gleaming justin speiers

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link

Coco Crispy Ambulance
The New Bomb Turk Wendells
The Julio Lugo! Team

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 16:54 (nineteen years ago) link

lance berkman or astroman
a girl called eddy murray
bobby abreau will know us by the trail of dead

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Oneida Gonzalez
The Rob Dears
Andrew Good Charlotte
Matt ClePavement
Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr.
Basement Jaxx Wilson

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Barry Zitoad the Wet Sprocket
genius lives here

Brandon New Heavies Backe
Barry US Bonds

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

haha!

those fantasy threads should be mined for fodder on this board.

bnw, say hi to that semi-retired k-digging chick and wish her a happy belated bday from me if you ever get a chance!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

The Albert PoohSticks
Ray Kings of Convenience
Friends of Pedro Martinez

(Mexican rock-danceband/Hall of Fame inductee version:) Paul Molotov

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Rich Aurelia Round the Fountain?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Brian Boehringer Escape Plan
Jeromy We Don't Need Need No Water Let the Motherfucker Burnitz
Omar Daal Parts

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Chad Labradford
The Orber Moreno
On! Air! Throneberry!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

A.J. PierKinski
Rafael FurCalla

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Or Rafael Loose Furcal

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

The Mo Vaughn Bondies

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Kent Hrbeck

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Eric "Chavez"

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Miguel Tejad-Hot-Heat

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Johnny Damon Real Estate

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Albert Belle & Sebastian

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Tim Out Hudson

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess you have to sound this one out: Esteban Wolf Loaiza

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

(Esteban Wolfaiza?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Javy Lowpez

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

The Bartolo Colonesome Organist

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Jorge Posada-day Looks Good to Me

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Gabe White Stripes
Gregg Zaun Film

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Todd Jonestown Massacre
Tim SPOONybarger
Kyle "The Arcade" Farnsworth

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Frank "BLACK" FRANCISco (it's an easy double)

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult

I'm stealing this for my ILBB handle.

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Mike Lambchop
Placido PolanCo. Flow
Josh Bardo Pond

One for the No Hockey League:
Miroslav Fears Satan

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Jeff Anal Kent

― My Life with The Bill Mueller Cult (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha, it's true on both levels!

TV on the RayDurham

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Troy "Modest" Glaus?

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

The creator Gregg Zaun Film need question NOTHING!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Mouse on Maura
Thurman Haibunson
Leeeter, Paul and Muellery

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:41 (nineteen years ago) link

My Chemical Rosen

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:45 (nineteen years ago) link

"Ken Griffey, Jr., Sr." is brilliant

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

keith foulke implosion

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

eddie guardado make say think

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i am totally bowing in front of Rafael in the Palmeiroplane Over the Sea

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

it is surely the benchmark by which all other indie guilt bermanisms must be judged

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

all apologies to Leee, the genius of this thread, but:

Placido Interpolanco

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 20:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Ken Cameraniti Obscura
Steve Palaxy Trachsel

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

albert pujols steady

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Carl Pava-yeah-yeah-noh
Mark Jud Judzielanek
Todd hollAndsworth
Carl "Son of Mustang" Crawford

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Carl Yeah Yeah Yeahstremski

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahah

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt "HerSpace" Holliday

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:05 (nineteen years ago) link

odaliskothiq perez

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

tony clark psychosis

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Quintron McCracken

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

The San Diego !!!en

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

YES

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Joey Bright Eischen

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Roger Clemenswear
Greg Mad-dif-jux
Elasticarl Everett
John Shellackey

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

paul xiu shuey

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

justin arcade speier

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

after those i'm embarrassed to just say Jimmy Eat World Rollins

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

The Tony Oliva Tremor Control

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

pasqual wil coco

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

(that was another friend submission)

― maura (maura), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Roy K-Oswalt
Jeremy Bondermanfred Mann
Jose Limahl

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:19 (nineteen years ago) link

randy "iron and" winn

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Amaury Milk Hotelemaco

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

My Bobby Valentine

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Travis Blackley Tape for a Vida Blue Girl

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Jaymc, you might have to pay Yanc3y some $$$ for that last one.

(former / current Rockies mgr) Slint Hurdle

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:24 (nineteen years ago) link

REALLY DOPEY ONE I need to get down just to move on:

Mike Cam'ron

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I had no idea!

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Tony "Throwing" Muser

JayMC: yeah, that's been Yanc3y's ILX fantasy team name the last few years.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

can we do rappers now?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:27 (nineteen years ago) link

ludacris carpenter

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Guided by Moises Alou

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Warren Zevon Hayes
Mark Fid-big-n-rych

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

wayback file:
Steve Pedro the Lyons
Oil CAN Boyd
Sadaharu OOIOOh

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Aesop Rock Raines

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Camper Ivan Rodriguez-Beethoven

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm sorry everyone that was uncalled for

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

kevin cash money

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:33 (nineteen years ago) link

john rocker-fella

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Mark McGWIRE (Train) (oh ha ha ha)
Sammy Jesosa Lizard
Jon Liebertines

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Johnny Damon Dash!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Jason Veritek-9

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

El Husker Duque

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:36 (nineteen years ago) link

For the Peter Gammons fans in the audience:

Cocteau Nash Twins

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon Krunk

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Cool Papa M Bell

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Mordecai Dirty Three-Finger Brown

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Joe Henry Aaron

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

The Coral Hershiser

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Luis Standing on the Shoulder of Tiants

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Tsunaminnie Minoso

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Frank Melt-Tanana

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Kent Merckery Rev

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Rick Ankielswitch Engage

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

David Rammstein

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Ichiro "Mooney" Suzuki

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Meat Beat Mientkiewiczo

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Felix da Jason Isringhausencat

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:47 (nineteen years ago) link

The Wee Willie Keelers

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Cappadonna Anson

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Rondel Whitehouse

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Ryne Giant Sandberg

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Cy Young Marble Giants
Kings of Leon Durham

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Derek Jeters to Brazil

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Red Isringhausen Painters

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:53 (nineteen years ago) link

Scott "Postal" Servais

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Q and Not U.L. Washington

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Luis Cibo Mattos

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Caledredexico

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Pete "Sigur" Ros(e)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

The Shins-go Takatsu

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 21:59 (nineteen years ago) link

New release from Warp Records!

ARTIFICIAL TURF INTELLIGENCE
Plaidimir Guerrero
Chan Maximo Park
Cecil Confielder
Mike Marothomstates
Mike μ-sina

Special Guests the Minnesota Aphex Twins featuring:
Grant Balfour tet
Johan Boards of Santana
Lew Baby Ford

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Inspired.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Frank Thomas Dolby

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

the announcer for that: Joe Buck 65

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

...with bonus track from:
Prefuse 73-Finger Brown!

(I just had to, jaymc.)

Ruben the Dead Sierra

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Slo Burnie Williams

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I bow to you, Lee.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Helix Heredia

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

The CC Sabathia and Cake

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 22 December 2004 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Derek Low

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 08:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Rudy Bjork

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 08:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Mike Koplove & Rockets

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 December 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Royce Promise Ring

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Royce Jars of Clayton

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 December 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG Thermo, I thought of that exact same one in the shower this morning!!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 23 December 2004 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Umm...

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 December 2004 18:54 (nineteen years ago) link

I thought up "Alex Sigur Riós" this morning and was disappointed to see the Pete Rose version of it when I checked - so instead I stole that one from yer brain!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 23 December 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Bake Martina McBride

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 19:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Moises Alou Barlow

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 19:24 (nineteen years ago) link

MarQuasi Grissom

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Thursday, 23 December 2004 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Marquis the Gris Grissom

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 23 December 2004 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Godspeed You! Black Juan Pierre

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 24 December 2004 00:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Chet Lemonheads

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 24 December 2004 01:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Richie Hebnerf Herder

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 24 December 2004 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Crooked Rollie Fingers

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 24 December 2004 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Godspeed You! Black Juan Pierre
-- bnw (rainermrilk...), December 24th, 2004.

you have touched god

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Friday, 24 December 2004 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Andy Pettitte Booka
Sound-Dustan Mohr
Jesse F.Y.P.pert
The Color Edgardo Alfonso
Jeff Agony Bagwell (a.k.a. Jeff B-Gizzle)
Mark Mulder Historical Society

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Friday, 24 December 2004 14:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Benny AgbaYanni
Jeff Superpitcherpan
Julian TavaReznor

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 24 December 2004 16:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Mike Piazzacato 5

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 24 December 2004 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

"Mark" Lee Smith

I am in awe of the accomplishments on this thread.

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

So yeah, I grew up in Wisconsin:

Robin Yountains of Wayne
Cecil Cooper Temple Clause
Sal Bando Susans
Sixto "eight Comeback" Lezcano
Don Money Mark

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

You forgot Gore Gore Gorman Thomas Girls.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

The Craig Anderson Counsell

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Nomarquee Moon Garciaparra

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

The Ben Oglivie-ans

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Curtis Prince Mayfielder

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 29 December 2004 16:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm back with some Mets!

Gary "S Dot" Carter
Lenny Dykstra and the Blazers
Wally "Baby Got" Backman
Tim Teufel Than Leather
Kevin McReynols
Ron Darling Buds
Jesse Orosco Mitchell
Return of the Mackey Sasser

― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 30 December 2004 04:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Howard Johnson City Girls

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2004 08:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Saturday Looks Doc Gooden to Me

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2004 08:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Sahara Rayknights

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2004 08:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Bob Ojeda Mercedes

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 30 December 2004 08:12 (nineteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Mark Texeira is the Reason

― the leglo (the leglo), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Jim Bright Eisenreich

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Alonzo Mourning Jacket (I know, it's a basketball name.)

― boldbury (boldbury), Monday, 31 January 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Latrell Polyphonic Sprewell

― boldbury (boldbury), Monday, 31 January 2005 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Matt Herges Overkill
Johnny Damon & Naomi
AmonTobinítez (takes a bit of imagination, this one)

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Edbardo Alpondo

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 18 February 2005 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

ken griffey dinsoaur jr
byung-hyun kim deal
rogers hornsby and the range
fred lynnfield pioneers
steve stone roses
david or-tt's the bears place
chris knapsack
jim bright eisenreich
john uncle tupelowenstein
harold 97s baines
rob deerhoof
buddy black keys
albert belle and sebastian

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 18 February 2005 05:21 (nineteen years ago) link

derek archers of lowe-f

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 18 February 2005 19:21 (nineteen years ago) link

WWE comin' atcha: Scott "The Big" Schoeneweiss

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:48 (nineteen years ago) link

kid 60sixto lezcano

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Saturday, 19 February 2005 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Laynce Nixies
Merkin Analogue Set Valdez
Yorvit The Torrealba Leaf

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Kirk Brueters

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Magglio and the Pharmacists

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Monday, 21 February 2005 15:46 (nineteen years ago) link

royal trux oswalt
ray-ning sound durham

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Mike REMlinger

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Wally Joy(ner) Division

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Royksopp Choi

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

my friend came up with:

Faith No-mar Garciaparra
Luis Gonzalez n Roses

― the leglo (the leglo), Wednesday, 2 March 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Pete In-a-gadda-caviglia

― Leeeter van den Hoogenband (Leee), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

kyle "isle of the" langerhans

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 1 April 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Chuck Knoblauch Party

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 April 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

donald "arcade" fehr
lyle overbravery
dizzee trachsel

― bnw (bnw), Saturday, 2 April 2005 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link

The David DeJesus Lizard (my new team name suckaz)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 3 April 2005 21:00 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Jose "Cry Me a" Rivas
Miguel "The bigger they come," Tejada "they fall"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:01 (nineteen years ago) link

what works better:

Mike Mathro "Tull"

Mike Mathro, "tell your children not to walk my way"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link

whoops i meant Maroth. nevermind.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe Mike Maroth "of Khan"?!!!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Miguel "The bigger they come," Tejada "they fall"

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:41 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, i was there, when the night guy thot of it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:52 (nineteen years ago) link

But I was there
I was there when Red Barber screamed "THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!"
I said, "Don't say that, it's not professional."

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 April 2005 03:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Results 1 - 10 of about 200 for "tejada they fall". (0.56 seconds)

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 April 2005 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, ideas just come out of the aether.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 04:23 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, i was there, when the night guy thot of it.

there you go namedropping again.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 18 April 2005 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Dellamitri Young

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Wily Mo House of Pena

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Carlos Pro-Pena

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Robert Fripp and the Brandon League of Crafty Guitarists

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 18 April 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Jim Edmonds "Don't Wear Plaid."

― L (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Justin "This" Morneau "Coil."

― L (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:50 (eighteen years ago) link

David 'You Don't Fuck With' De Jesus

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 00:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Ricky "Green" Ledee
Hideo "Faith" Nomo (or "Faith" Nomar Garciaparra)

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Andrew "Sisqo"

― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Jay Witasickofitall

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Jason LaRupaul

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Adam "Dead" Kennedy(s)

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 02:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Brian Kasabean

― ojitarian (ojitarian), Thursday, 2 June 2005 09:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Morneau for Pyros

― scrimshaw (scrimshaw1837), Saturday, 11 June 2005 04:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Rickie Astral Weeks
Ben T.B. Sheets
Albert Hammonds Junior Spivey
The Fresh Prince Fielder of Bel Air (replaces my lamer one upthread)

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 11 June 2005 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Sunn0))) Kim
Francis Beltram
Terrmel Sister Sledge
Marlon the Byrds
LTJ Tucker

― W i l l (common_person), Saturday, 11 June 2005 21:45 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Danny "Procul" Haren

― Leeeeeee (Leee), Monday, 11 July 2005 05:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Dave Righetti "Incident"

― Leeeeeee (Leee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 00:12 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Rafaellery Eskelin Furcal
Sunburned Hand of the Manny Mota
The Crazy World of Arthur Rhodes Brown
Tsuyoshi The Shinsjo
Don Caballero Slaught
Cole Hamels on Trial
Johnny LeMasters of the Hemisphere
Kevin So Taguchi

― ample parking (Garrett Martin), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Jenny Luis Gonzalez
Luis Rivas Cuomo
Big & Rich Harden

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Wilco-rdero

― gear (gear), Monday, 27 February 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Raging Harden

― c(''c) (Leee), Monday, 27 February 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Juan Godspeed You Black Empierre!

― c(''c) (Leee), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Dammit!

― c(''c) (Leee), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:17 (eighteen years ago) link

the exclam is after godspeed, no? (conceding to Barry/Dyson)

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link

It used to be GYBE!, though now ("now") they go by GY!BE.

― c(''c) (Leee), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:29 (eighteen years ago) link

the guy blogging from training camp was going bananas over o's pitcher brian finch facing marlins batter regiie abercrombie.

get it?

ugh...close enough for government work, i guess.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Friday, 3 March 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago) link

the guy blogging from training camp was going bananas over o's pitcher brian finch facing marlins batter reggie abercrombie.

get it?

ugh...close enough for government work, i guess.

― jonathan quayle higgins (j.q. higgins), Friday, 3 March 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Posting in duplicate is sure to get you a nice DOT job.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 3 March 2006 20:38 (eighteen years ago) link

run dmcj nitkowski
ben apples in stereogilvie

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:10 (eighteen years ago) link

I Love You But I've Chosen Alvin Dark-ness

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

dan built to spillner
the fucking champs summers
dead moonlight graham
piebald traynor
rick mudhoneycutt

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Catfish Haven Hunter

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

what the fuck is the deal with catfish haven anyway? you can't swing a dead cat(fish) and not hit a newspaper or magazine article about them in this damn town. who the fuck is their publicist? and what, pray tell, do they sound like? for as much hype that surrounds them here i have no clue as to if they're speed metal or hippie jam band or standard issue indie rock or r&b or what.

fuck 'em for having a stupid name though.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:50 (eighteen years ago) link

They sound like good ol' fashioned swampy rock 'n' roll, and sometimes a little like Crazy Horse, I guess (without the charm of Neil Young). They're a three-piece. Just signed to Secretly Canadian a few months ago: the debut full-length will be coming out in the spring.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Not really my cuppa joe, but fine for what they do, I suppose.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Young blood for the old game:

Matt Capps Your Hands Say Yeah
Josh Impractical Hancockpit
Mike 2Many DeJeans
Huston The Streets

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

andresden dolls gallaraga?

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Padres Edition:

C: Doug Mirabelle & Sebastian
1B: Ryan Klesgogoairheart
2B: Josh Barfield Mice
SS: Khal-Al Green
3B: The Geoff Blumfield Blues Band
OF: Mike Cam'ron
OF: Termmel "Sister" Sledge
OF: David Lee Ro(th)berts

SP: Jake Peavey (equipment edition)
SP: Chan Marshall Ho Park
SP: morningwoody williams
SP: De Wonder Stuff Brazel Two Ton Boa (twofer!)

RP: Scott Linebrink 182
RP: Clay "Don" Hensley
CL: Trevor Hoffman... or Astroman?

Historical Figures:
Antony Gwynn and the Johnsons
Gary Templeofthedogelton

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Terry "Acid Mothers" Pendleton

― c(''c) (Leee), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Fold Your Hanley Ramirez, Child, You Walk Like Andy Pettite
Matt Murton City Devils (alt road name: Murton She Wrote)
Flip Yr Ty Wigginton

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

polyphonic, you are the hero of the day

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Much obliged.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Jason ElectreLane
Mike Cameron Obscura
The Future Sound of Linden

― c(''c) (Leee), Friday, 14 April 2006 20:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned Yostface Killah
Milton Bradley Drawn Boy
Doug "It Was Hot, So We Stayed in the" Waechter

― d4niel coh3n (dayan), Friday, 14 April 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago) link

polyphonic, you forgot in the Historical Figures category: Benito Santiago-betweens.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 16 April 2006 00:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I also forgot Sophie B. Andy Hawkins and and Randy Jonestown Massacre.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 April 2006 07:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Oakland Athletics:

Adam Melhusker Du
Mark Clap Your Hands Kotsay Yeah
Kirk Saarloose Fur

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 April 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

Faust-o Carmona Not Glue

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 April 2006 12:20 (eighteen years ago) link

I was thinking Fausto "Carmona My House"

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Monday, 17 April 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

teammates: Coco Gordon Crisp and Sonic Youkilis

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 17 April 2006 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Mark Loretta Lynn, "Dan Kolb Miner's Daughter"

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 17 April 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Livan La Vida Loca Hernandez
Scott Led Zeppelin's "Kazmir"

― c(''c) (Leee), Thursday, 20 April 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Brandon Puffer AmiYumi
Jung Bongwater

― felicity (felicity), Saturday, 22 April 2006 02:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Bubba Sparxx Crosby

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 24 April 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Hanle y Ramirez

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 24 April 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Gang Gang Denys Baez

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 01:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Jonathan Broxton Broxtoff
Jonathan the guns of Broxton

― bnw (bnw), Sunday, 30 April 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Juan Uribabes in Toyland
Joel Zumaya Ya Yas
Jake Peavy on the Radio

― c(''c) (Leee), Thursday, 4 May 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Bonita Papelbon!

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

The Seanez Cake

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

les sexereenos slaughter

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeff Vainqueur

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost haha

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Dale "The Dropkicks" Murphy

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Brian McCandlebox

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 May 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Ryan Vogelsongs About Fucking
Joao Gilberto Meche
Ronny Hit and Run Paulino
Mission of Burmark Bellhorn

― W Gary (Schade), Friday, 5 May 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Car Los Van Van

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 5 May 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Roger Clemenswe@r

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 May 2006 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

m.o.t.o-dalis perez

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

oscar compulsive gambler(s)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ray knaughty knight(s)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

wally '68 combackman

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

"Ronny Hit and Run Paulino" - v. good

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Rocco Baldelliot Smith

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 5 May 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Phil Niekro College Fund

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 6 May 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Basic Chan Ho Park.

― c(''c) (Leee), Sunday, 7 May 2006 04:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Prince Far-I Fielder

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 8 May 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

the dirtbombo riveras

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 8 May 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Phil Niekro College Fund

how about the Unitas-Niekro College Fund?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 8 May 2006 21:08 (seventeen years ago) link

A+++

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Sean "Cat Power" Marshall

― c(''c) (Leee), Tuesday, 9 May 2006 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Ben Sniveling Sheets

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 May 2006 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Phantom Tollboof Bonser Dog Band

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

hot chip ambres

― maura (maura), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

Kendry Apple Gray Morales
E-Bautista the Letter
Ronnie James Theo

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Brian "Don't Worry Baby" Wilson

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

casey fos-sunn0)))

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 May 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Lastings Milledge of Dead Cops

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 14:03 (seventeen years ago) link

buck "king khan/bbq show"-alter.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Ryan Built to Spilborghs

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Monday, 12 June 2006 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

viva l'american death ray durham

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

sean casey-otone for the painfully alone

(free cftpa show at the empty bottle on monday for those of you in the area)

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 16 June 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Special NHL edition:

Mark "E." Smith

― c(''c) (Leee), Friday, 16 June 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeff SupPanic! At the Disco

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Neutral Melke Cabrera

― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

johnny 90 day men.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 23 June 2006 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha - good one felicity!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Why didn't I hear about this until now?

http://deadspin.com/sports/chris-berman/he-could-go-all-the-way-166410.php

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Friday, 23 June 2006 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Benny Ege Bamyasi.

― sLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Sunday, 2 July 2006 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Lenny Dykstra Look Out For.

― sLeeeter Kinney (Leee), Sunday, 2 July 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...

fuck u jaymc, I came here to post My Bobby Valentine

― database update failed (sanskrit), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

only thing else i got is Holy Modal Grounders

― database update failed (sanskrit), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

please tell me no one's taken Canseco De Ser Sexy yet

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link

or Mark Bitter Teahen

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 5 January 2007 05:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Nick Swisher Sweets

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Barry Baked Zito

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Mark "Agent" Mulder

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Be Your Own Andy Pettitte

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Jason Varitakka Takka

― govern yourself accordingly (dayan), Friday, 12 January 2007 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

Hee-Seop Choi , Are You the Destroyer?

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"Andrew" Daisuke

Is that how this works?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 8 March 2007 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Brian Wilson

― Oakland Mike, Thursday, 8 March 2007 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

André Ethier

― francisF, Thursday, 8 March 2007 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Hahah NUILX means no yellow cards = I can resume ("resume") my NHL bermanisms! Uh...

Miroslav Fears Satan.

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

not so fast Leee...

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Let me try this costume on for size.

― ILB Mod, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Hi there!

Fransden Comes Alive
Todd Linden Calling

― Leee, Thursday, 8 March 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

The Good , the Bad , and Chad Qualls

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago) link

David Newhans Say Yeah

― Dr Morbius, Friday, 9 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Pedro the Lion Martinez
Johnny Damon Albarn
Carlos Johan Santana
(i literally just realiszed the last two are cheats because fucking everyone has names... i need coffee)
Does Jon(athan Papel)bon Jovi count as a cheat?
Gary ShefField Music
The Psychedelic Rafael Furcals

― Will M., Friday, 9 March 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Va-JJ Putz.

― Leee, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Justin MorNEU!

― Bill Bary, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:06 (seventeen years ago) link

A Certain Ra-Tito Francona?

― Oakland Mike, Friday, 9 March 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

The Dead Texieran

― the leglo, Saturday, 10 March 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I Love You But I've Chosen Chan Ho Parkness

― felicity, Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

j.r.[ed] house painters
the good, the bad and mel queen
the justin speier-al carpets or justin speier-al stairs
preston school of industry wilson

― j.q higgins, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Babe Ruth

― felicity, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:31 (seventeen years ago) link

LCD Sabathia
Adam Antishabalas
Jeff Cirillocutory System
I Can Hear Corey Hart Beating As One (submitted by reader L.Nix, who says "spring training roommate, true story!")
I Am Not Jeremy Affeldt of You and I Will Beat Your Ezequiel Astacio

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 16 March 2007 12:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Outstanding.

Here's a two-fer:

The Bud Black Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

― felicity, Friday, 16 March 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

'Hot Chip'per Jones
The Hold StEddie Guardado

― bnw, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Andy The PiPettittes

― bnw, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Cubs = LouP's Fiasco

for the 'ockey fans: Drive By Tkachuckers

― bnw, Thursday, 22 March 2007 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link

'Ockey is verboten here, bnw!

Jonathan Super Papel[b]bon Bon[/bon

― Leee, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

OOOH HOCKEY KARMA

Jonathan Super Papelbon Bon

― Leee, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

as sung by todd soul coffey?

― j.q higgins, Friday, 23 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

ha!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 23 March 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh OKei Igawa
Mike Cuddyer'MakerOh OKei Igawa
Mike Cuddyer'Maker

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 23 March 2007 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

oops, they weren't THAT good

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 23 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Everytime I Daisuke Matsuzaka
how about OKei iGOwa?
New Delmon Young Pony Club

― Will M., Friday, 23 March 2007 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Ya - when I saw "Oh OKei Igawa" the first thing I thought of was Tomo Ok-Go-a!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 23 March 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Bikini Vizquel
Gary Shivaree

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 23 March 2007 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Randy Guitar Wolf
Justin Morneau Twins
Adam Loewen Sweet Orchestra
Frank the Wrens

― j.q higgins, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Justin Caseyblake
Chone Foggins

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Justin Duchscherer Ellington
Jason "Kendall in the Wind"
Marco Scutaro Libbyo
Jose Valverde Revolver
John "Smoltz on the Water"
Jose "Mary, Mary So Contreras"
Palomar Garciappara
Black Daisuke Matsuzaka
Mike "Piazza, New York Catcher" (sorry!)

― Leee, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Jorge Poo Tang Clan.

― Leee, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Ben The DecemZobrists

― Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 24 March 2007 14:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt Chic
Joey Beltrán Pérez
Tim Otis Redding
Saul Orlando Riva Sound

― W i l l, Saturday, 24 March 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Jose "Mary, Mary So Contreras"

haha

― bnw, Saturday, 24 March 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Nick Money Markakis

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 25 March 2007 00:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Yono Coko Crisp

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 25 March 2007 00:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Cesar "Die Tür" Izturis

― Andy K, Sunday, 25 March 2007 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Black Sabathia

too easy?

― mediumbear, Thursday, 29 March 2007 02:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Gil Meches of the Afternoon

― Leee, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

oof

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Elijah The Duhks

― Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Kirby The Pucketting Champs

― Will M., Wednesday, 4 April 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Kha"Lil Kim" Greene

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 4 April 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon "I don't do" Coutlangus

― Leee, Thursday, 5 April 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Felix "Matt Pond" Pie

― Andy K, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Juan "Matt Pond" Pierre

― Andy K, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeff "San" Francoeur

Chipper "Me and Mrs." Jones
Andruw "Mrs." Jones
...the way they're going this season.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Gil Meches of the Afternoon

-- Leee, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 7:47 PM (2 weeks ago)
oof

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 8:33 PM (2 weeks ago)

Not a fan of Maya Deren Oliver?

― Leee, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link

The Silver Choos Freeman
Brandon "T.O." Morrow
Matt Katamari Damacy

― Leee, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The John Cerutti "Column" (RIP)

― Andy K, Thursday, 17 May 2007 12:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Tim "You Have" Lincecum "In Your Hair and Your Dick Is Hanging Out"

― Andy K, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:53 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

hunter sixpence none the richer

you say party we say jermaine dye

kelvim escobarstool prophets

curtis granderson funk railroad

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

hunter sixpence none the richer

I've seen him referred to on message boards as "Under Pants".

― boldbury, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 23:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Yorman "Harpers" Bazardo

― Andy K, Thursday, 7 June 2007 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Fausto Carmona Not Glue

― earlnash, Sunday, 15 July 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I prefer Fausto Carmona My House, but still good.

― polyphonic, Monday, 16 July 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link

(Don't text search this thread, guys - it'll just disappoint.)

― David R., Monday, 16 July 2007 13:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Po' Broke & James Loney?

(There wasn't a New Jack Swing Guilt Bermanisms thread.)

― Andy K, Monday, 16 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Hiram Bocachico & the Man

― polyphonic, Monday, 16 July 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Fujeetah & Giambi

― bnw, Monday, 16 July 2007 22:10 (sixteen years ago) link

Jerry Blevens Blectum
Ryan Thequietriot

― Leee, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 16:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I think "My Bobby Valentine" wins.

― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link

oh oh crap I was going to say Ryantheriot Asleep in the Poppies: A Variety of Whimsical Bunts

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

There's always Fontenot... geaux Cubs.

― mattbot, Tuesday, 17 July 2007 22:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Shelley Duncan's Eye

― Andy K, Monday, 23 July 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Dustin Pedroia's Rubies

― Leee, Monday, 23 July 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Ehren Wassermann Remixe

― Andy K, Tuesday, 24 July 2007 02:41 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ken Oberkfell River

― Andy K, Thursday, 9 August 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Urgh! An Edwar Ramirez

― Andy K, Tuesday, 28 August 2007 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

six months pass...

Do not go gentle into that good night wishing you had posted more indie guilt Bermanisms . . .

Jake Foxboro Hot Tubs
The Scott Eyrebourne Toxic Event
Jose Ascansei de Ser Sexy

― felicity, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 19:09 (sixteen years ago) link

What does it mean if I don't know the player or the band? ;_;

― Leee, Thursday, 13 March 2008 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

You guys could be making up these "names" for all I know, is what I'm saying.

― Leee, Thursday, 13 March 2008 04:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Leee you used to pwn this thread!

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 04:25 (sixteen years ago) link

leee otm

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 13 March 2008 05:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Verdict: Not guilty

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 06:25 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah also leee you tried this shizz in the draft "what? is that even a player? wtf?" etc. WE DO NOT BELIEVE YOU.

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Jair Jurrjens Lenkman
Clint Barmes Over Baghdad
Brian Modest Shouse

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link

rocky outrageous cherry

― j.q higgins, Thursday, 13 March 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Angel Guz Guzman
Jason RoBotts in Heat
Ted Lilly Allen
Ryan The(Quiet)riot

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Clint Barmes Over Baghdad

lol

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link

David † Justice

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Delmon the Funkee Homosapiyoung

― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2008 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Chien-Ming Wang Chung

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Kings of LEEEon
The Cursed Return of The Dastardly Thermals Thinwall

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

polyphonic swisher

― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

The Bay feliCity Rollers

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

haha cuet

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Dr. Mobyus

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 19:13 (sixteen years ago) link

G0rda Sh.

― polyphonic, Thursday, 13 March 2008 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link

daryl strawburial

― bnw, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

bNWA

― felicity, Thursday, 13 March 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Srlsy I don't know from indie or MLB anymore. 2007 was brutal.

Uhhhhh, "The Thing Which Salomon Torres Overlooked"?

― Leee, Saturday, 15 March 2008 05:50 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^4.7765/5.0000 (4.8721 park-adjusted)

― felicity, Saturday, 15 March 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Carlos MARMoLITH

― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Billy Crystal Castles

― francisF, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Lastings Losing My(L)edge

― bnw, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Scott Shonen Kneif

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Randy Flores for Algernon

― bnw, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

PACIFIC COAST LEAGUE SPECIAL OBSCURE NEWS!
Superagent and hipster metalhead Scott BORIS would much like to announce his latest crop of megasignings of many different players!
Adam Veinwright
Curt Flood
Julio AbsoLutego
JT Sun Baked Snow Cave
Brandon FeedBacke
Rainbow Jackson
Aaron sMiles

FROM THE KAWABATA'S BOX
Meanwhile, the Detroit Trigers In, Trigers Out have rehired former manager Psycho Buddha Bell! No comment from division rival White Sox closer Bobby "Sir Satanic Magic Bamboo" Jenks "Off"! ... Jose "High" Reyes is fast! ... Lama Rabi Rabi Thompson, still best Giants 2Bman!

― Leee, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Nick Massett Attack
Carlos ("That's Not My Name") QuenTing Tings

and of course

Johnny Death Cab for Cueto

― felicity, Monday, 24 March 2008 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Raúl "Champagne" Casanova

― felicity, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

J.R. Bauhaus
Eyeless In Matt Garza
Julio Xiu Xiuleta
Gustavo Broken SoChacin

― David R., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Shawn Markie Marcum
Charlie H.P. Zinker
Seagull Screaming Kazmir Kazmir (ehhhh...)

― David R., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Ivan Maldonada Surf

― felicity, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Felix da HousePie

― felicity, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Daric Fuck Bartons

― David R., Wednesday, 26 March 2008 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Ricardo Rincon Park

― felicity, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Yunel 'ver Give Me Your Money Betancourt

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Sorry, that's Yunel 'ver Give Me Your Money Escobar.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Coco LudaCrisp

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 03:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Taylor Tea(r)garden
Erick Minor Threets

wracking my brain for an 'I Poo Clouds' one

― bnw, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Mr. Nellyville, U being sarcastic?

― felicity, Friday, 28 March 2008 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I Pujols Clouds

― francisF, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Gustavo Broken SoChacin

A+++++++

― G00blar, Friday, 28 March 2008 12:50 (sixteen years ago) link

the puj was right in front of me ><

― bnw, Friday, 28 March 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link

hehe

― francisF, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Rickie Vampire Weeksend
Ryan Shealy & Him
Gary Matthews Junior Boys

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

jermaine live fast dye

― chicago kevin, Friday, 28 March 2008 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

A Carlos Silva Mt. Zion
"A Girl Called Dusty" Baker

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 28 March 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Lupe Fiorentino
Billy Fuck Butler

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 28 March 2008 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Brandon She Wants RevInge

― johnny crunch, Friday, 28 March 2008 22:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"A Girl Called Dusty" Baker

omg St. Louis please hire this man to manage at triple-A

― Rock Hardy, Friday, 28 March 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Julián TavárXXX

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Adam "Papa" LaRoche

-- Leee, Saturday, March 29, 2008 11:35 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS SPOONEYBARGER!!!???!!!

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, April 1, 2003 9:30 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

His name should be Spooney B

-- lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, April 1, 2003 9:36 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― felicity, Saturday, 29 March 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

A Carlos Silva Mt. Zion

^_^

More Constellation fun: Kosuke Fukudome(k) Say Think

Jeff "A Boy Named" Suppan
Kent Hrbekski

― Leee, Saturday, 29 March 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Angel the Pagans
Scott Down the Linebrink
Carlos BulletTrain to Vegas
Willie Randolph and the Family Band

― Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 29 March 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Ryan Freel big fish
Jason Frazorlight

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

John Gucci Maine

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Ryan Theriot Speedwagon

― felicity, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Kerrybou Wood

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:10 (sixteen years ago) link

ryan atari teenage theriot?

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 01:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Alex Umpire?

― felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Carlos Zwanbrano

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Michael Lyrics Bourne
Eric Gagne Daddy Gagne

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 04:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Siegue Siegue Sabathia

― bnw, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 04:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Callixico Crabbe

― felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

The Revolting Brian Bococks
Eugenius Velez
Erick "Minor" Threets

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link

mike was fontenot was

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Justin Morneau sleep til brooklyn

― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:26 (sixteen years ago) link

The Revolting Brian Bococks

Ha!

― Leee, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

How many of you remember Manny "Turgid" Corpas?

― felicity, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Debuting . . . Ramon LadyTroncuso

― felicity, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:18 (sixteen years ago) link

^^Wowowow whatta debut!

― felicity, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

James Loney, Dear

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link

Umpire Weekend

― felicity, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Brandon Human League

― felicity, Saturday, 5 April 2008 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Andy Pipettes
Ryan Slow Theriot for New Zero Kanada
Mike Smooshina
Troy Muslimglaus
Matt Staireolab

― Leee, Sunday, 6 April 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Matt Staireolab

haha he is most unlikely dj looking dude ever

― felicity, Sunday, 6 April 2008 23:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Stairs could be a Wighnomy Brother, no problem.

― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:41 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.de-bug.de/wp-content/uploads/1.jpg

― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:52 (sixteen years ago) link

haha Cubs bench 2001:

http://www.discogs.com/image/A-28623-1200610035.jpeg

L-R: Ron Coomer, Matt Stairs

― felicity, Monday, 7 April 2008 00:55 (sixteen years ago) link

should Stairs be on the dirtbag team?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 7 April 2008 03:18 (sixteen years ago) link

No, he is on the All-Lunchpail Team.

― Andy K, Monday, 7 April 2008 09:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Maicer "At Home He Feels Like" Itzturis

― felicity, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Andre "Elliott" Ethier/Or

― felicity, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Maicer "At Home He Feels Like" Itzturis

WINNER

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 April 2008 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link

Umpire Weekend

-- felicity, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 2:14 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

i think this one is my favorite

― J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 April 2008 02:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Guster Olney

― craven, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Andruw "Hill" Jones

― gabbneb, Thursday, 10 April 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha thankig u both. Blue gets way too little attention.

Blue is the new green, I read on the CAFD and Pantone mailing lists.

― felicity, Thursday, 10 April 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Mid 80's Canadian Album Rock Guilt Bermanisms:

Change of Corey Hart (works both ways!)
Vida Blue Rodeo
Might As Well Go For Pedroia

― govern yourself accordingly, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Tripping Daisuke Matsuzaka

― felicity, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

Morbid Angel Pagan

― scrimshaw1837, Thursday, 17 April 2008 12:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Don Armando's Second Avenue Rumba Band Galarraga

― Andy K, Thursday, 17 April 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Reydio Ordonez

― Andy K, Thursday, 17 April 2008 12:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Un Chien-Ming Andalou Wang

― Leee, Saturday, 19 April 2008 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Geoff "Leopold" Blum

― Leee, Sunday, 20 April 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

More literary Bermanisms!

Sun Woo Kim Also Rises
For Whom Joey Belle Tolls
Kevin Youkilysses
Jorge Cantos
"The Lovesong of J. Alfredo Amezaga"
Pomes Brad Pennyeach
Adam East of Eaton

Other "sports" (gygax, close your eyes, wherever you are):
A La Recherche du Will Perdue
Joey "Mrs." Galloway

― Leee, Monday, 21 April 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Combustible Edinson Volquez

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:16 (fifteen years ago) link

nick money markakis

― j.q higgins, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Nick Money Markakis
-- The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, March 25, 2007 12:23 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

ray times new vi-king

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

^good

― J0rdan S., Monday, 28 April 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

This has to have been posted

Bob Thinking Feller Union Local 282

― brownie, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Andre Boy With Thorton His Side

― brownie, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

probably repeating all these

Mordecai Three Finger Satellite Brown

― brownie, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

marge slapshot-z

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

shawn gang green.

let's see how many other 80s boston hardcore bands i can do.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm trying to get the f.u.'s and bob uecker together but my allergies are making it hard to think.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

mark ss teahen

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

doug ss decinces

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

john raxola-rud

― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

ah, thermo! lo siento!

― j.q higgins, Monday, 28 April 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Dan "Your Little Hoodrat" Haren

― ~*~felicity~*~, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Matt A.R. Cain

― al.b, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Casey Blake Babies

― al.b, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Kelly CornerShoppach

― al.b, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Brimful of Asdrubal on the 45? (no)

― David R., Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Matt A.R. Cain
-- al.b, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 6:27 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

A++++

― Andy K, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

gregg zwan?

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 18:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Timmegans Wakefield

― Leee, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

ivan los hermanos rodriguez

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Booker T. and the Embrees
Nick Swishahouse (yes this is the 3rd time swish has been tried)
Curtis ShitGrinderson
Jeremy The Hermit-a
Dontrelle Willis and the Soul Investigators

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

morgan split ensberg
mike throwing mussina's

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i see your split ensberg and raise you a j.r. crowded house!

― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

The Notorious Rocky Cherry Bombs

― Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Mindy McRandy Ready

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I Wanna Be Yr Ramon Hernandez

― Leee, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Mike DiFelice Brothers

― j.q higgins, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Edgar "I Don't Practice" Renteria

― craven, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link

The Devil Wears Martin Prado

― Leee, Monday, 5 May 2008 01:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Cesar "At Home He Feels Like The Other" Izturis

― craven, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Kevin Sloweydive
Burke "Life Begins at the" Badenhop

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

produced by Ted "Steve" Lillywhite

― felicity, Thursday, 8 May 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Blake 2 DeWitt 2 Quit

― felicity, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

KMFukuDoMe

― felicity, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Randy for the Flor-es by Brad Hawpe Chip

Michael Bourne to Lose

Rick Honeycutt/Copy

― felicity, Sunday, 11 May 2008 22:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Sean "No L" Gallagher :)

― felicity, Sunday, 11 May 2008 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Johnny Walk Like Cueto

― govern yourself accordingly, Monday, 12 May 2008 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Jon Rauch Action

― Leee, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 04:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Combustible Edinson Volquez
Erik Ol' Dirty Bedard

― Leee, Thursday, 15 May 2008 02:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Matt Wise Like Knives

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 May 2008 15:22 (fifteen years ago) link

the geraldine figgins

― polyphonic, Thursday, 15 May 2008 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Sean "Gravity's Rain" Burroughs

― Leee, Saturday, 17 May 2008 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Carlos Silva Jews

― craven, Thursday, 22 May 2008 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Gay-Rod Dad

― burt_stanton, Friday, 23 May 2008 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Chad "Arsenio" Billingsley

― Leee, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Erik Bedard Than Ezra

― craven, Sunday, 1 June 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Posted by: honus swagner at June 2, 2008 1:38 PM

^omfg guyz

― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 June 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

ronny "size" cedeno

― omar little, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Sean "Gravity's Rain" Burroughs

-- Leee, Saturday, May 17, 2008 4:00 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

Carlos Silva Jews

-- craven, Thursday, May 22, 2008 6:56 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

good ones

― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 June 2008 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

josh magnetic fields

― omar little, Monday, 2 June 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

"Don't Bring Me Down, Jay BRUCE"

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Matt Holliday in Cambodia

― Leee, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 04:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Justin Duchs"of Strato"cherer

― felicity, Thursday, 5 June 2008 01:29 (fifteen years ago) link

The Crying of Neal Cotts 48
Willie Mayson & Dixon
Against Zach Day
Ted Slow Lerner
Jose V.dro
Vineland Scully

― Leee, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

Mark Surfer DeRosa

― gabbneb, Monday, 9 June 2008 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Mark "Leo" DeRosa

― gabbneb, Monday, 9 June 2008 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Michael Bourn Slippy (Nuxx)
Second Toughest on Omar Infante

― Leee, Monday, 16 June 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

dubnobasswithmarkredman
Beaucoup Fish Jackson
Cowgirl Ripken

― Leee, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 01:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Dioner "Dave" Navarro

― felicity, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

the oblivians hernandez

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Baseheadley

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Damon "Sols" Berryhill

― Leee, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 01:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Bon Geovany Soto

― felicity, Friday, 27 June 2008 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link

The Crying of Neal Cotts 48

Funny.

― felicity, Friday, 27 June 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Mmm... Skyscraper I Love Yunel

― Leee, Saturday, 28 June 2008 01:04 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h139/mindonly/gobbles.jpg

JIMMY Gobbles

― bnw, Sunday, 29 June 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Tiny Url Weaver

― felicity, Thursday, 24 July 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

doug "gentleman jesse & his men"-kiewicz

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

seen here.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

f(reed)y (johns)t(on)

― omar little, Thursday, 24 July 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

polvodalis perez

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Ryan Theriots of Spring

― Leee, Saturday, 2 August 2008 18:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Charlie "Lipps" Zink

― felicity, Wednesday, 13 August 2008 17:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Garret "Juan" Atkins

― Leee, Saturday, 16 August 2008 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Goddammit: Garrett "Juan" Atkins

― Leee, Saturday, 16 August 2008 04:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Collin Balester "Galactica"

― Leee, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

the shield around the daisuke matsuzaka.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 22 August 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Koyaanis Kotsay (Team Out of Balance)

-- Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 20:02 (2 hours ago) Link

― felicity, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

jason djembe

― gabbneb, Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Koyaanis Kotsay (Team Out of Balance)
-- Rock Hardy

A++++++ would steal from for fantasy team in future.

― Leee, Saturday, 30 August 2008 05:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Elijah Dukeslittle

― Leee, Saturday, 30 August 2008 05:49 (fifteen years ago) link

"Jigga-Man, Why You Treat Me Like" Anibal Sanchez

― Andy K, Saturday, 13 September 2008 01:20 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

― its sad he was a ringtone poster (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 13 September 2008 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

― al kaline trio (dan m), Friday, October 3, 2008 12:46 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

― a passion for posting (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 October 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Hmm, that's a good one.

― polyphonic, Friday, 3 October 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Juan Pierre Weekend.

― Leee, Saturday, 22 November 2008 05:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I Love You But I've Chosen Marcus Thames

― Leee, Thursday, 27 November 2008 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

brian giles by voices
gary THE shefFIELD
steve firevoid furnaces

so hard. awesome awesome thread

― k3vin k., Saturday, 6 December 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

not baseball or even indie, but there's a guy on missouri named J.T. Tiller and i just know berman would love to work with J. T. "for the" Tillerman

― knive k (k3vin k.), Saturday, 28 March 2009 22:32 (fifteen years ago) link

One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple Matthew Wieters
Masta Kila Ka'aihue
The Red Elvis Andruses
Brett "10c" Cecil

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 28 March 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Not quite all-indie NL Central steez:
Aramistah F.A.B. Ramirez
Ted Lilly' Cease
Tony! Toni! Toné! LaRussa
Nate McClouthsky
Carlos "Mad" Villanueva

Highlights read, obviously, by Chris "Mission of" Berman

― maciej recognizing trill, Monday, 6 April 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

"Fela" Ransom, Cody

― sous les paves, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Roni Cedeno Reprazent

― felicity, Thursday, 16 April 2009 06:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Ricky "ABC" Nolasco

― Meli'sma Morgan (Andy K), Friday, 17 April 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

chan ho park effects
welcome to the fuckudome
i shin-soo choo choo choose you

― sanskrit, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

oh god am i an asian racist?

― sanskrit, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes.

― Leee, Saturday, 18 April 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Sadaharu "Karen" Oh

― Leee, Saturday, 18 April 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Skip Uh Huh Her

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 April 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Car Los Zambresinos!

― loaded forbear (gabbneb), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Frank Tananananaykroyd

― bela fregosi (brownie), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

DeMeche Mode

― bela fregosi (brownie), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

The Pains of Being Corey Hart
Matt Lindstrøm
Fennesz Eckersley
Ron Santogold
Royal Theriot-Total
Hunter Pence None-the-Richer

― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 23 April 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ryan Sweet and Tender Hannigan

― earlnash, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Gorkys "Zygotic Mynci" Hernandez

― Leee, Saturday, 6 June 2009 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Bucky Den' Gun

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 June 2009 22:23 (fourteen years ago) link

San Francisco Young Marble Giants
Happy Rick Mondays

― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Bobby Murcer Seat is burning

― Maltodextrin, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:34 (fourteen years ago) link

scott 'hands in the' eyre

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 6 June 2009 23:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Grizzly Berra

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 7 June 2009 04:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Man Is The Antonio Bastardo

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 7 June 2009 06:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Ron Santogold

― Maltodextrin, Monday, 8 June 2009 05:38 (fourteen years ago) link

antonio inglorious bastardo

― let free dom ring (J0rdan S.), Monday, 8 June 2009 05:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Bonnie 'Prince' Fielder

― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 06:53 (fourteen years ago) link

bronson arroyo la tengo

― gangsta hug (omar little), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 07:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Octavio "Don't Ask" Dotel

― unicorn poop evaluator (WmC), Saturday, 13 June 2009 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Jon "The Hope" Lester
Sergio "Bring Back Sheriff" Romo

& introducing charter members of the Indie Guilt 500 Club:
John GaLackey 500
Guillermo Mota 500

― Leee, Monday, 15 June 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

six months pass...

"Bourgeois" Tagg "Get Me" Bozied

― Andy K, Thursday, 31 December 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link

A Johnny Day in Grabow
Shin-Soo Choo and the Shapes
The Pains of Being Kevin Hart
Carl "Yeah Yeah" Yastrzemski

― real bears playing hockey (polyphonic), Thursday, 31 December 2009 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

HEALTH Bell

― francisF, Thursday, 31 December 2009 23:56 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Mark Mogwair

― A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Saturday, 27 February 2010 19:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Rookie report:

Buster The Poseys
Scott Life Sizemaps
Alcides Nas Escobar
David First Light's Freese
Ian Svevonius Desmond
O Danny Valencia!
Michael Moustakas Chaos
Justin Señor Smoak

― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Sunday, 28 February 2010 15:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Michael Moustakas Chaos

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

― Andy K, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

lorenzo mazza cain

― mookieproof, Sunday, 28 February 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Brad Ausmus Tietchens

― Andy K, Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Ausmus Def

― waka flocka pedia (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 2 March 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Mark Mogwair - Come On Delmon Young (Chemikal Enhancement Underground, 1999)
1. Jon Punk Rauch
2. Cody Ross
3. Brad Hawpes Both Ways
4. Jair Jerrjens 2000 Non-Compliant Cardia
5. Gabe Kappa
6. Waltz for Adrian Beltre
7. Willie Mays Nothing But Happiness Come Through Your Door
8. Sadaharu Oh! Steve Howe the Dogs Stack Up
9. Dennis Eckersley-Cowboy
10. Mark Buerhle
11. Kevin Maas Steps
12. Jon Punk Rauch/Aubrey Huff Daddy/ANTICHRIST

― A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Scott Rolens Stones

― earlnash, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 05:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Branyan 3000

― trip goin' hammer (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 4 March 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Get Ya Aroldis On

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link

jj n° 55

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 9 March 2010 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Dodgers catcher of the 70's, Steve Yeasayer

― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Mike Badgerlore-ulo

― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Carlos Silva Sun Pickups

― felicity, Saturday, 27 March 2010 08:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Gregg Zaun Arcade

Something LaRoche Today
Broken Homer Bailey Heart
Never Talking LaRue Again
Chris Cartered Trips
Drews Reoccurring
Incaviglia Time
Hare Carey
Beyond the Throneberry
(David) Price
I'll Never Shin-Soo Choo
The Biggest Lineberry
What's Logan Ondrusek
Vin Mazzaro World
Roy Weir
One Step Sonnastine
Pinky Hargrave Turns to Vida Blue
Newest InDusty (Rhodes)
Rick Monday Will Never Be the Same
Whateverth
The Ron Fairly and the Prince Fielder
Turn on Bobo Newsome
Reoccurring Drews

― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Saturday, 27 March 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

from the pacific league:

Yu Harvellish

― sanskrit, Saturday, 27 March 2010 20:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Randall Simon - Arrange And Process Basic Chan Ho Park Tracks

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 28 March 2010 02:33 (fourteen years ago) link

by the way above it should read "The Biggest Linebrink", don't know who Lineberry might be

more to follow if I'm as bored today as I think I'm a-gonna be

― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Monday, 29 March 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Pinky Hargrave Turns to Vida Blue
Randall Simon - Arrange And Process Basic Chan Ho Park Tracks

!!!

― Andy K, Monday, 29 March 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Gordon Trap Goin Beckham

― hipster puddy (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Buzz Capra Under the Influence of Heat

― Maltodextrin, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 06:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Rod 2Live Carew
Todd Van Popul Vuh
Randy Wolf in the Throne Room

― the leglo, Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Q and Not Yu Darvish
Vida Bluetip
Rich "El Guapo" Garces
Jawbox Chamberlain

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Shudder to Zink

― Andy K, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Lungfish Hunter

― Andy K, Thursday, 1 April 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Sammy So So Many White Devon White Tigers

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2010 22:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Lou Marson, Marson, What Have Ye Done

― AlfredDigs, Saturday, 3 April 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Hit Em Wit Da Hee-Seop Choi

― goon with the wind (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Alan Embreeonic, by the Flaming Bob Lipskis

Convinced of the Harvey Haddix
Sparrow Morton Looks Up at the Big Red Machine
Eveland
Aquarius Sabathia
C.C. the Leaves
Arft
Jermaine Dye Syringes
Your Batistas
Hank Bauerless
Tom Egan's Last Stand
I Could Be a Bullfrog William Dietrich
John Candelaria's Silver Announcement
Frank Wurm Mountain
Herb Scorepio Sword
The Joe Inglett
Carlos Silva Trembling Hands
Virgil Vasquez Self-Esteem Broadcast
Watching the Placido Polancos

― T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Expos in the Sky - The Earth Is Not A Cal Eldred Place
1. Fausto Breath After Carmona
2. The Only Moment We Were A James Loney
3. Six Darren O'Days At The Jim Bottomley of The O-Sean Marshall
4. Baltimore MemOrioles
5. Johan In Mine Santana

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Doug Fister Puller

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 3 May 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

The Buchholz Surfers

― contl;drizer (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 23:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Lincecum Toughest In Omar Infante
Bourn Slippy (Nuxx)
MMM Skydome... I Love You

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 17 May 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Huh, repeating myself here.

― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 17 May 2010 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Moebius & Plunk

― Andy K, Monday, 17 May 2010 01:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Sun R.A. Dickey
R.A. Dickey The Rugged Man
etc etc

― sanskrit, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Zach Grab Grab the Braddock

― Andy K, Monday, 7 June 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Jameson Tones on Taillon
Barrett La Loux
Zack Cox Sparrer
Delino DeShields Junior Senior
Kolbrin Vitek9
Michael K's Choice
Jedd Byörko

― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Monday, 7 June 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

more like Manny Dismembered Corpas today, amirite

― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Josh Thole Athlyum
Chris Heisey E
LoVan Morrison
Lou"-ty Seconds to" Marson
Danny "A Woman's" Worth "by Alicia Keys"
Matt Tuiasoso-"prince"-po

― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Mark Melancon and the Infinite Sadness

― sanskrit, Monday, 30 August 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

Alcides Soundsystem
Vottomatic Midnight

― Lt. Van Ice Cage (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 25 February 2011 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Alcides Soundsystem

omg ♥

― My Urine No Longer Smells Like Asparagus (Leee), Saturday, 26 February 2011 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Twisted Fister

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 March 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Ryan En Vogelsong

― stronglo recommendington (Leee), Monday, 21 March 2011 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Brad Eek Emaus
Pedro Beato Happeningo
Lucas the Duda

― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Saturday, 2 April 2011 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Freddy "Crying" Freeman

― The Louvin Spoonful (WmC), Saturday, 16 April 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link

brad modest emaus

― johnny crunch, Saturday, 16 April 2011 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

could do: "emaus on mars" also

― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 16 April 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Antonio Dirty Bastardo

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 17 April 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

dillon gee-sus & mary chain

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 17 April 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Sergio Santos Party House

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:09 (twelve years ago) link

kyle lohse-uhl distortion

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Anibal Collective Sanchez
Jeff Suppanda Bear

― Doctoral Who (Leee), Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:27 (twelve years ago) link

cAmdEn-yArDs

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

Anibal Collective is good

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

might steal that

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

Buster Posey Fanni Tutti

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

My Longoria, my Longoria
Even I'll adore ya, my Longoria

― Maltodextrin, Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:05 (twelve years ago) link

Dillon "Wendell" Gee

― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Sunday, 5 June 2011 03:54 (twelve years ago) link

Dillon "Gee, Your Hair Smells Terrific"

― what made my hamburger disappear (WmC), Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:00 (twelve years ago) link

Mark "Led" Rzepczynski
Jhoulys "Foursquare" Chacin
Mike "Wiki" Leake

― felicity, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

Josh Thole Athlyum

Pedro Beato Happeningo

Hahaha!

― felicity, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

David "Totally" Pauley
Sam LeTheCure
David "Nashville" Purcey
Chris Resop Rock
Tom Gorzelanny DiFranco
Matt Albers and his Tijuana Brass
Phil "Revolting" Coke
Jason "Dance of the Headless" Bourgeois

― polyphonic, Thursday, 16 June 2011 21:24 (twelve years ago) link

David "Nashville" Purcey

lolz.

Davey "Tare" Johnson

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 26 June 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

brennan boesch-ed out

― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link

Johnny Venters... lives on water... feeds on LIGHTNING!

― Maltodextrin, Wednesday, 29 June 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Joey Vottomatic for the People
Joey Vottomatic Dlamini
My Name is Joey Votto, and I Love to Get Blotto

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Saturday, 16 July 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

Cameron "Definitely" Maybin

― polyphonic, Saturday, 23 July 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

Down By Lawrie

― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

Trammellzee vs. K-Rod

― Andy K, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

Stephen Storm and Strasburg
Ubaldo Him and Her-menez
Rafael Betancourt and Spark
Yu Mary's Darvish
Jason Motte the Hoople
DipLoMo
Thee Oh Sees Sabathia
Torii Y Moi
Tim Heckersley
DJ Quiksenberry
Jemile Weeksnd
JJ Kaputtz
Dan Scott-Haren
Ichiro Nguzunguzuki
Randy Wolf's in the Throne Room
Javy Gwarra
Joaquin Benoit and Sergio Santos
Mike Karp
The Groovie Jhoulys Chacin

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

Oops, I meant Ubaldo She & Himenez

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

^that's some gold up tharr

Olivia Trevor Cahill

― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

Matt and (Craig) Kimbrel
Safe as Melky Cabrera (feels like this one has been done before but okay)
Matt Moore Moore Moore How Do You Like It How Do You Like It
Buster Posdexter and the Banshees of Blue
Wei-Foi Chen
Nyjer's in Paris (stolen from BrewCrewBall.com)
Daniel Bard Sinister

― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 12:53 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Jeremy Hefner

― World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 April 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Rustie Baker

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Andrew McCutchens of Distinction
The Jhoulys and Mary Chacin

― Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Friday, 13 July 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Thee Silver Mount Bawlmer M'Oriole Orchestra and Trammella Band with Jack Morris

― Nothing cracks a turtle like Leeeon Uris (Leee), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 05:09 (eleven years ago) link

Al Le1fer

― NASCAR, surfing, raising chickens, owning land (zachlyon), Tuesday, 7 August 2012 07:57 (eleven years ago) link

Antonio Bastardos of Young
Pop Will Jeter Self
Cam's Atomic Maybin
Ruiz-y E
Chad Qualls Me Maybe
Corey "Devendraban" Hart
Tyler, The Colvinator
Santigoldschmidt

― smash sbros (Will M.), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

I left Corey Hart
Under Brad Lidge
To that Jason Grilli
So Jim Thome

― Pilot Inspektor Leee (Leee), Sunday, 26 August 2012 00:14 (eleven years ago) link

Warning-Track Demos
Byung Hyun Her
Long Snake Chone
Rubby Till It Bleeds De La Rosa
When Under Ethier
The Last Living Pete Rose

― Pilot Inspektor Leee (Leee), Monday, 27 August 2012 04:52 (eleven years ago) link

Aramis Morissette

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

To Bring You Mike Koplove
Dmitri Ze Monsta Young
Johnny Working For Damon
C'mon Billy Beane
Derek Teclowe
Ron Snake Villone
Kelly Downs by the Water
Joe I Think I'm A Mauer
Send His Love Thome
Ian The Kinsler

― R=J-L (Leee), Thursday, 6 September 2012 05:19 (eleven years ago) link

Aramis Morissette is brillz

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 September 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Bish Boesch

― Andy K, Monday, 24 September 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

Amo Bishop Rhoden

― Andy K, Sunday, 7 October 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

HUNTA-V Pence

― sanskrit, Thursday, 25 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Loney Drifter James

― Andy K, Monday, 17 December 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Stan the Man Muesli
Wheat Willie Keeler
Jose Branseco
Ozzie Cornseco
Joe Garagranola Sr.
Couscous Crisp
Jim Rice
Johnny Oats
Willie Maize
Hisashi Quinoakuma
Jason Bulgur
Bill Muellet

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 01:02 (eleven years ago) link

cereal punster

― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

The last ten minutes at work are the hardest.

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 29 January 2013 06:51 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

yOvAnI-tUnEgAlLaRdOs

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Saturday, 16 February 2013 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

Kurt Vile Suzuki
AraabMuzik Cano
Alejandro De Azealia Banks
Mike Adams for Peace
Pissed Jean Segura
Nellie Foxxygen
good kid, m.A.A.dison bumgarner

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Saturday, 16 February 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

In Scutaro

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Saturday, 16 February 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

BJ Upton Abbey

― Margaret Vegemite Sanger (Leee), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

Antmusic for Richie Sexson

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Wednesday, 20 February 2013 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Jose for the ones who had a notion a notion deep inside that it ain't no sin to be glad you're Altuve

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Sunday, 17 March 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lonnie Chisenedhall

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

Bonifacio Prince Billy

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

Collin Reverse Cowgill.

― Leeena Dunham (Leee), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Ausmus Tietchens

― Andy K, Friday, 26 April 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link

Jordany Valdespin Doctors

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 April 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

Jean Segura Pie DeSanto

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Thursday, 2 May 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

McClemore & Fred Lewis

― Andy K, Monday, 6 May 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link

Please excuse me. That's

McLemore & Fred Lewis

― Andy K, Monday, 6 May 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link

OF Carlos MONaSTERioS AND MENdy Lopez

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:58 (ten years ago) link

Yu Darvish Cocker

― Pope Rusty I (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

Matt "Wild Bill" Magill

― What makes a man shart fire? (WilliamC), Sunday, 19 May 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

Agents:

Arn "Souljaboy" Tellem

― polyphonic, Monday, 20 May 2013 19:20 (ten years ago) link

barbara mandrelton simmons

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link

Tris Speakerboxx / Duane Love Below

― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link

nice

taylor bianksy

― @GracieLoPan #fyi (Display Name (this cannot be changed):), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 15:34 (ten years ago) link

Pete Kozma's Tentacles
Chris Valaika and the Cosmonauts
Oswaldo Arcia Victor Orchestra
Nate "Frizzle" Freiman
"Our Lips" Yasiel Puig

― polyphonic, Tuesday, 4 June 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link

Andrew McCutchens of Distinction

so freaking good

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link

Amo Bishop Rhoden
― Andy K, Saturday, October 6, 2012 11:21 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Everything You Do Is a Brett Boone
Palace Posey
Dayan Cowboy
'84 Hriniak Dream
Cromartie Dreamcoat
Slow Paul Byrd Down
The Smallest Weird Humber
Teleplesac Workshop
Smoak's Quantity
The Beach at LaPoint

― Andy K, Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

Bret Boone

― Andy K, Thursday, 6 June 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Enya, "Zoilo A."

― polyphonic, Thursday, 27 June 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

Johnny Hellweg and the Angry AJ Hinch

― playwright Greg Marlowe, secretly in love with Mary (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 6 July 2013 06:34 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Michael Wacha "Waiting For?"

― Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 13 October 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link

im claiming Wacha Flocka Flame for ilb VORPed Minds next year

― action bronson pinchot (sanskrit), Sunday, 13 October 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

Steven Souza and the Banshees

― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 August 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

FKA TWIB.

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLEEE (Leee), Tuesday, 19 August 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Sonny Gray Real Estate

― polyphonic, Monday, 29 September 2014 16:55 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Grady Orblittle 2, AKA The Ryan Braun Album
1. Time Be Rusty Kuntz
2. Planet of the Sheas
3. Glendon Rusch 3-1
4. Glendon Rusch 3-2
5. Impact (The Earth is Byrnesy)
6. Ga-Remind Sheffield
7. Michael Wacha Now...
8. Rick Monday
9. Hal McCrae + On + On
10. In Putout

― Big Orange Machine (Leee), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Nick Parkayqirts

― benbbag, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link

'don' juan caballero

― mookieproof, Friday, 7 November 2014 23:19 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Ken Telemacha
Jon Lestergonians
Cyclops Young
Willie Eumaeus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulysses_%28novel%29

― TAKING SIDES: HUMANS VS. GUACAMOLEEE (Leee), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

Burke To Pimp a Badenhop

― Jimmie Lovefoxxxxxx, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

http://straightouttacooperstown.tumblr.com

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

Lou Brock Shakur is special.

― :wq (Leee), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link

wong leatherette was the first and only bermanism i've ever come up with

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link

and even then it's not actually an example, i don't think

― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link

DM Eckersley is good

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

@BrettAnderson35
Also, I love to listen to 'Explosions In The Sky' which isn't an adequate band name for frequent flying.

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

Pedro Strop, Or My Mom Will Shoot
Mother, May I Sleep With Yangervis Solarte
Frank They Shoot Garces, Don't They
We Need to Talk About Kevin Elster
John "'Steve Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sax' But Were Afraid to" Axford
Things to Do in Denver When You're Didi Gregorius

― polyphonic, Monday, 3 August 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link

Haywood Yablome

― calstars, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 01:09 (eight years ago) link

Jake "The Secret Life Of" Arrieta

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 04:42 (eight years ago) link

Obstacle Illusion

― calstars, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 12:55 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Joe Moral Panik
'Just give me weed, whites and wine and I'll be' Wilin Rosario
Brian Thom McCann
Rougned Unpleasant Odor
Yan Can Cook Gomes
Yasiel That'll Do Puig
A.J. 'Long Walk Off a Short' Pierzynski
Luis Mists of Avilan

― Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:06 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

J. B. All Shuck Down

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

Eduardo NuShoonez
Ben Conor Zoberst
Snoop D. Odubel G. Herrera
Christian AkinYelich
DJ Long LeMahieu Run
Francisco Lindoor Living
John Jas of Base
Dexter Fitter Happier Fowler
Steven Siouxsie Souza
Trevor Story Morning Glory?
Rougned Odor Mi Amor
Joey Rickard and Francisco Lindor Thompson
CJ Korn
Carlos "Career" Correa
Nick MarCake Like

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link

@BaseballAmerica
The @Nationals selected LHP Jesus Luzardo from Douglas HS, Parkland, Fla. Luzardo had Tommy John surgery in March

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 June 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link

whoa

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 10 June 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

yow

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 June 2016 19:13 (seven years ago) link

Sandy Kings of Leon

― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 June 2016 21:27 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

@SamMillerBP
Q. Who's the most mansplaining baseball player?
A. Well, Hak-ju Lee

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 August 2016 18:29 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Johnny (The Indestructible Beat of) Cueto

― The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 02:23 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C0UHga-VQAA0OwT.jpg

― mookieproof, Thursday, 22 December 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Ryan Lancelot Link, Secret Schimpf

― 20-lol pileup (WilliamC), Sunday, 16 April 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

The Bridwell Taxis

― Andy K, Sunday, 16 July 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

Mike "Prefab" Trout

― nomar, Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

Blazek Dead Homie

― Andy K, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link

life's a hummer
when you're aaron bummer

― mookieproof, Friday, 28 July 2017 02:54 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Teos Car to China

― Andy K, Saturday, 9 September 2017 00:28 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

Los Niños Jim Parque

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3tR__Kbqmg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1-pc9JdJg4

― Andy K, Friday, 5 January 2018 02:49 (six years ago) link

cAmDeN-yArDs

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:38 (six years ago) link

Clap Your Hands Say Yadier Molina

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 5 January 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

"Meek" Miles Mikolas
Yoan "Zenyatta" Moncada
Ozzie Albies "Sure"
Hunter "Eve-"Renfroe
Luke "Romeo" Voit
"LeAnn" Raimsel Tapia
Moisés Ciara

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 16 March 2018 21:46 (six years ago) link

✓

― mookieproof, Friday, 16 March 2018 22:54 (six years ago) link

four months pass...

do you have to
do you have to
do you have to

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/independenttribune.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/3/f0/3f015c48-4cb8-11e7-bc4c-f72c48f84a6c/593a02b0bd70e.preview.jpg?resize=480,360

― mookieproof, Friday, 10 August 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

'ellen' al lien

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dmw1yd_U0AA9lF6.jpg

― mookieproof, Monday, 10 September 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

Dovydas "Oneohtrix Point" Neverauskas

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 13 June 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

If the Indians face the Yankees next year I'm hoping for a:

Cole + Civale's Music Factory

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 21 September 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

Dylan Carlson

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/stltoday.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/9/48/948655b3-6cc3-54b7-95cf-c000c75136af/5c827c2de4570.image.jpg

https://imagery.zoogletools.com/u/164173/4ffcf9df8fec3daedf226eeec22e9e3a18215173/large/dylan-c-holly-carlson.jpg

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 3 October 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

https://thumbs2.imagebam.com/31/b2/f7/a3a4971355582952.jpg

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 3 October 2020 04:13 (three years ago) link

six months pass...

Baddooizm? Sun Akil Baddoon?

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

Inside Lewin Díaz

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 18 September 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

Love Is A Battenfield

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 25 April 2023 14:56 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Casey "Hapax" Legumina

― Andy K, Thursday, 11 May 2023 01:11 (eleven months ago) link

nice

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 11 May 2023 08:23 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

Jarren "Duran" Duran
Sean "I don't think you're ready for this" Hjelle
Seiya "L8tr Boi" Suzuki
Yu "2" Darvish

― felicity, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 18:36 (ten months ago) link

Spencer Strider Thighs Explosion

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:07 (ten months ago) link

"Cage the" Elly de la Cruz

― felicity, Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:19 (ten months ago) link

Brayan “Sleigh” Bello

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 20:38 (ten months ago) link

Yusei “I Only Hear What I Want To” Kikuchi

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 23:04 (ten months ago) link

Vladdy O’Bolocko Guerrero Jr.

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 13 June 2023 23:05 (ten months ago) link

Lmao I can’t believe you’re here!

― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 00:02 (ten months ago) link

Gay Dadley Rutschman

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 04:49 (ten months ago) link

Baseball: casual fan, dumb wordplay: huge fan

― professional window (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 14 June 2023 16:21 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

bryce 'box' elder

― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 July 2023 16:49 (eight months ago) link

Akil "Good News For People Who Love" Baddoo

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 29 July 2023 17:22 (eight months ago) link

Slade "Cecconi Youth"

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Monday, 31 July 2023 21:58 (eight months ago) link

marcus 'man or a' stroman

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 00:47 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

My wandering days are over

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 17 August 2023 01:47 (eight months ago) link

Chris Morel Coil

― felicity, Thursday, 17 August 2023 09:41 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

Apparently Ted Williams once dated Paul Westerberg’s mom 👀

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 28 September 2023 14:51 (six months ago) link

six months pass...

Andy "My Back" Pages

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 18 April 2024 04:37 (six days ago) link

lol

― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 18 April 2024 14:18 (six days ago) link

Colin "Ah, but I was so much" Holderman

― felicity, Thursday, 18 April 2024 18:35 (six days ago) link

I've been singing "Alzolay" to the tune of "Enola Gay" for the last few days

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 April 2024 18:36 (six days ago) link

Joel "Sneaker" Payamps

― felicity, Friday, 19 April 2024 05:18 (five days ago) link

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