Painfully familiar: the New York Mets (RIP Morbs)

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  • degrom hit 102 last night
  • meet the new bullpen
  • jeff mcneil also thinks the vax is a personal decision; talk to him, alonso
  • guillorme's throw was bad, but mccann still should have caught it
  • missed keith going 'mmm'
  • wish i didn't have to watch them on my computer using a vpn

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 22:32 (three years ago) link

been making me a tinge sad that morbs will never get to see lindor in a mets jersey, but i appreciate them remaining a continued source of amusement. keep it up boys

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 April 2021 22:33 (three years ago) link

I hope they win at all.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 04:38 (three years ago) link

And then come in last.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 04:38 (three years ago) link

Painfully Familia

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 23:00 (three years ago) link

Who will actually smile more though, Lindor or Nimmo?

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link

hbp blown-call walkoff, appropriate for a mets/marlins game

johnny crunch, Friday, 9 April 2021 00:07 (three years ago) link

crunch otm. lots of tweets of ppl feeling bad for marlins fans, this isn't an emotion that actually exists in the universe

J0rdan S., Friday, 9 April 2021 00:09 (three years ago) link

honestly ffs

If I owned the Mets Sandy Alderson would be fired by 9AM this morning. https://t.co/l5chQ6eyO6 pic.twitter.com/h13pYEnRxw

— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) April 16, 2021

mookieproof, Saturday, 17 April 2021 04:53 (three years ago) link

Depressing.

i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Saturday, 17 April 2021 17:05 (three years ago) link

otoh, DeGrom is doing DeGrom things: .53 ERA and .667 BA (early days).

i bought biden some thin mints with my stimmy (PBKR), Saturday, 17 April 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link

2 fewer innings for the bullpen to blow it for degrom

, Saturday, 17 April 2021 23:37 (three years ago) link

HE GOT THE WIN

THE BOYHOOD DREAM HAS COME TRUE

, Saturday, 17 April 2021 23:39 (three years ago) link

Painfully familiar indeed. Only the Mets would lose to a very depleted Phillies lineup by way of a wild pitch strikeout of the pitcher that ending up scoring the 2 decisive runs.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 1 May 2021 02:46 (two years ago) link

Alvarado and Hoskins trying to start brawls with Smith and Castro was the insult on top of the cake, even had Ron Darling wishing the Mets would have given to the rage.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 1 May 2021 02:49 (two years ago) link

Ok maybe some karma for Alvarado and Hoskins tonight. Crazy game.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 3 May 2021 03:11 (two years ago) link

that ball bounced back like a homer imo

mookieproof, Monday, 3 May 2021 05:11 (two years ago) link

mets getting a ridic amount of dumb ump calls in their favor so far this year. morbs pulling strings upstairs or mlb bending over backwards to keep mets competitive. rojas is not exactly making me forget the shit for brains callaway years with his bullpen management. weird roster

buzza, Monday, 3 May 2021 08:03 (two years ago) link

hitting coaches fired lol

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 06:31 (two years ago) link

they get on base at a healthy clip, can't do anything to score mostly
not sure what that is but whatevs, chili the patsy here

buzza, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 07:19 (two years ago) link

This Donnie stuff is so stupid, unless Donnie is code for PEDs.

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 15:12 (two years ago) link

have to think that the general manager spelling his first name incorrectly and having a shitty last name contributed to the questionable decisionmaking

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 21:20 (two years ago) link

This guy who is up for the Mets is the weirdo pitcher from Everybody Wants Some!!

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Saturday, 8 May 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link

You gotta like that story; 27 yo career minor leaguer in his second at-bat gets the game winning infield hit in the bottom of the 10th.

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Saturday, 8 May 2021 03:04 (two years ago) link

Eureka it’s Mazeika!

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 8 May 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link

Mets suck

calstars, Monday, 10 May 2021 23:13 (two years ago) link

Lol, when are you going back to booing Stanton along with the other bleacher creatures?

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Monday, 10 May 2021 23:50 (two years ago) link

Who you kidding. Stanton gonna be the hero of NY if he keeps this up

calstars, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

Go jerk off to Susan Waldman you loon.

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

Only thing worse than a Yankees fan is a Dallas Cowboys fan.

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

calstars will at some point turn on every single yankee except cole and higgy before the season ends

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 02:06 (two years ago) link

Nah bro

calstars, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

Go jerk off to Susan Waldman you loon.
no thanks!

calstars, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

Only thing worse than a Yankees fan is a Dallas Cowboys fan.
where you from?

calstars, Tuesday, 11 May 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

I was born at the fry station at Mickey Mantle's Restaurant. Where you from?

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Tuesday, 11 May 2021 11:58 (two years ago) link

Mazeika, king of the walk-off fielders choice.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 12 May 2021 02:31 (two years ago) link

Is Lindor Jason Bay 2.0? It's still early (it better be), but damn, he is lost.

Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Monday, 17 May 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link

He's walking a good amount and not striking out much. He rates pretty well in exit velocity and barrels. I think he'll figure it out but it's definitely been rough.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 00:23 (two years ago) link

I also feel there is something about coming to the NY market that is a shift. But yeah, he hasn't hit well so far. His defense has been good though.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link

God, just saw Pillar in the dugout tonight and cringed. Looks brutal and glad he seems ok (aside from nasal fractures).

Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 23:16 (two years ago) link

So many injuries and yet a lot of unexpected people coming through lately. This has been a very fun month so far.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 02:34 (two years ago) link

this is a nice catch but i'm not sure it's enough to make up for being 0-for-5 with five strikeouts in your career

KHALIL LEE TO THE RESCUE!!! pic.twitter.com/69GtNN84dH

— SNY (@SNYtv) May 19, 2021

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 05:07 (two years ago) link

He's walking a good amount and not striking out much. He rates pretty well in exit velocity and barrels. I think he'll figure it out but it's definitely been rough.

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, May 17, 2021 8:23 PM (two days ago)

i love lindor and even tho he's a met i still have a hard time rooting for him to fail, but his slash numbers have been pretty concerning for a bit now even dating back to last season. his SLG percentage has fallen off a cliff and if he's not providing elite power at that position he's kinda just... a high AVG/low OBP shortstop getting into his 30s... it feels pretty dicey to me longterm. they really need him to be an MVP level player for the next 4-5 years because the back half of that contract is gonna be ugly given the type of player he is

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 19 May 2021 05:12 (two years ago) link

'i love lindor but nevertheless i must bury him'

too soon

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 05:16 (two years ago) link

Over the last ten games he is batting .278/.341/.500, 132 wrc+

More or less, that’s the slash line of his best batting season.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 15:06 (two years ago) link

Jacob deGrom is throwing 102 MPH...

Someone send help.

— Palm Beach Cardinals (@GoPBCardinals) May 20, 2021

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 May 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link

deGrom needs his own thread:

ERA 0.71 IP 51.0 SO 82 WHIP 0.57

He is 9-for-20 at the plate this season, and he’s allowed only 22 hits in 51 innings on the mound. Put it another way:

Jacob deGrom's season:
4 runs, 3 RBI as a hitter (9-for-20, .450)
4 runs allowed in 51 innings as a pitcher.

— Buster Olney (@Buster_ESPN) June 1, 2021

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Tuesday, 1 June 2021 11:25 (two years ago) link

deGrom is going to do what Kluber and Donaldson looked like they might do (but almost certainly won't now): get into the HOF on an astounding peak value after the age of 27.

clemenza, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 15:23 (two years ago) link

He still needs to play 3 more years to be eligible, and may need a Cy young / no hitter / post season heroics along the way to really seal the deal. But he is definitely on the path.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link

You think he needs another cy young?! He could tread water the next three years and I think he’d skate into the hall no problem.
I don’t like his odds of playoffs heroics with the Mets!

still has work to do imo, even adjusting for the short 2020 season. and he turns 33 in a couple weeks

JAWS
Starting Pitcher (152nd):
41.4 career WAR / 38.6 7yr-peak WAR / 40.0 JAWS
Average HOF P (out of 65):
73.3 career WAR / 50.0 7yr-peak WAR / 61.6 JAWS

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

I hope you’re right but I don’t think he is a lock just yet. David Wright was also on the verge of the Hall, but then injuries pretty much took it away.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link

Xpost

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 17:59 (two years ago) link

I'm ready to start a deGrom thread. If you have a better title than "The Ghost of Tom Terrific," please, speak up--cribbing from Bruce Springsteen is a sign of desperation.

clemenza, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link

How about “From the perspective of a person living in 2021, Jacob DeGrom seems like he has a good shot at the hall of fame, if his arm doesn’t explode. He’s 33.”?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 23:01 (two years ago) link

That's not long enough. Maybe "The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton and from the Perspective of a Person Living in 2021, Who Feels Like Jacob DeGrom Has a Good Shot at the Hall of Fame if His Arm Doesn’t Explode. He’s 33.” I kind of like that.

clemenza, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 23:24 (two years ago) link

Or just “DeGrom good”.

"deGrom Good, deGrom Delightful, deGrom DeLovely"

I could also always pun on the word "Poll," an ILX favourite.

clemenza, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 23:36 (two years ago) link

“I am DeGrooom”

one month passes...

happy bobby bonilla day

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 July 2021 14:13 (two years ago) link

does bonilla celebrate? i kind of imagine him throwing a party on this day every year'

of course, each year the party gets just a little bit less valuable, in comparison to what that same party would have been like in the early 2000s

Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 July 2021 15:32 (two years ago) link

Despite the injuries, this team seems pretty tight-knit. I don’t think I’ve seen teammates tagging and cheering each other on through social media as much as this year. Would love to see some more consistent hitting, but otherwise this year has been better than expected so far.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 1 July 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

The rumor they were talking on sports talk news this afternoon was that the Mets were considering just paying Bobby Bo off, which to that I "BOOOOOO...".

Mets just need to embrace it and no matter what happens, 7/1 will ALWAYS be Bobby Bo day.

earlnash, Friday, 2 July 2021 03:18 (two years ago) link

i'm curious what their motivation would be. would it save them any money, or are the embarrassed that it's become a thing every year? it cant be that much trouble sending the guy an etransfer every 12 months.

paying him off would cost them (a little extra) money

no reason not to lean into the meme

mookieproof, Friday, 2 July 2021 03:47 (two years ago) link

Was watching last night’s game in NY and there was a phone commercial featuring Bobby himself that said Happy Bobby Bonilla day at the end.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 2 July 2021 13:39 (two years ago) link

Coin Gallery of Oyster Bay?

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Friday, 2 July 2021 14:15 (two years ago) link

unless bonilla owes a bunch of money to satan or something, he should be donating 99% of that shit every year

Karl Malone, Friday, 2 July 2021 15:36 (two years ago) link

Bobby Bonilla Climate Pledge Park

Michael F Gill, Friday, 2 July 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Baez looked pretty bad today at shortstop.

earlnash, Sunday, 1 August 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link

i had thought getting kumar rocker at #10 was kind of a coup for the mets. probably should have known

mookieproof, Sunday, 1 August 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link

Probably should have held off on the those billboards saying welcome to New York

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 1 August 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

That last hit by Schrock it was like less than 2 steps to Baez' right. Not exactly Ozzie Smith range. He muffed an easy double play ball hit right at him the inning before.

Reds commentators were saying the Mets looked like they were playing a get away game today.

earlnash, Sunday, 1 August 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link

Reds owed the Mets a series win, as they had not won one in NY since 2013. They only play them 2 series a year and seem to lose them all no matter how good or bad the Mets seem to be.

I know I saw twice in person Homer Bailey get shellacked by the Mets. That huge first basemen the Mets used to have hit a couple of homers in one game and it was like 100 degrees.

earlnash, Sunday, 1 August 2021 22:48 (two years ago) link

javy baez today: 5 PA, 5 K

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link

Good lord Baez makes Rob Deer look like Rod Carew...

earlnash, Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link

I think we have an answer to the question of how long can they keep this up.

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Thursday, 5 August 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link

woof

mookieproof, Sunday, 8 August 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

thread title says it all

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 8 August 2021 23:25 (two years ago) link

today the mets begin a 13-game stretch in which they play only the dodgers and giants

it's not going well so far

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 August 2021 01:15 (two years ago) link

going better now

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 14 August 2021 02:17 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hRwpy6O.png

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 August 2021 22:40 (two years ago) link

It was a great first half! But back to cold hard reality now. Offense has dissolved and can’t seem to buy a hit with RISP all month. I’m so used to them dramatically collapsing, but each year comes with a different flavor of what-ifs. This year you really wanted to see what Degrom could have done had he stayed healthy. And Lindor was finally hitting consistently well before being injured.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 21 August 2021 23:34 (two years ago) link

everyone has injuries, and they've had -- as ever -- perhaps more important ones than most. but . . . also cohen is kind of right?

conforto and dom smith and mcneil have had terrible years, but at least they're not making what lindor is

stroman has been fantastic, walker merely average but easily above expectations. may and diaz (again) have been major disappointments. if degrom had been healthy they'd be right in it but also: fucking hit better!

(there is literally no one in MLB i want to see succeed more than jeff mcneil, just because keith law was such an incredible asshole about him 'not being a prospect')

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 August 2021 03:40 (two years ago) link

Cohen strikes me as someone who could become a cross between Steinbrenner and Daniel Snyder with very little trouble.

Captain Beefart (PBKR), Sunday, 22 August 2021 11:37 (two years ago) link

Very much in the spirit of morbs:

Javier Báez said the "thumbs down" sign Mets players have made on the field is a response to fans that have booed him and others. Báez said the players disapprove of how often they've been booed.

"I love the fans, but ... we can't have our fans against us," Báez said. pic.twitter.com/OJmkZQX3xZ

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 29, 2021

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 August 2021 23:19 (two years ago) link

Morbs would have done his traditional SEASON OVER post about a week or two ago.

Villar and Pillar, despite not putting up impressive numbers, have had a lot of clutch hits this year. Jose Peraza too. But pretty much every other batter aside from Alonso and Nimmo has underperformed, especially with runners in scoring position.

Surprisingly the bullpen (including Diaz) has been mostly good this year, throughout all the turmoil. Although anything would be better than 2019.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 August 2021 00:06 (two years ago) link

Morbs was anti-booing?

These guys need a thicker skin. Mets fans are pretty lax given the level of futility the last 60 years.

Taliban! (PBKR), Monday, 30 August 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

Don’t think Morbs would be anti booing, probably would be as disgruntled as the rest of the fans, although with a sense of futility that most Mets carry the past few decades.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 August 2021 00:33 (two years ago) link

Never heard Mets fans described as lax though

Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 August 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link

lol gtfo

this team has the third-highest payroll in the majors and they've shit the fucking bed. pillar is a replacement-level asshole and baez will be gone in five weeks because he has a career .302 OBP

lindor needs to wake the fuck up though. this entire city was dying to love him and then he hit .224/.317/.370. i'm sure it sucks being booed, but play better

mookieproof, Monday, 30 August 2021 00:47 (two years ago) link

i mean the team is 7-19 in august -- same as the pirates, after trading away almost anything that responded to light

mookieproof, Monday, 30 August 2021 00:51 (two years ago) link

No argument here

Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 August 2021 00:52 (two years ago) link

mookie otm

Taliban! (PBKR), Monday, 30 August 2021 01:26 (two years ago) link

I hate to be the “in my day” guy but in my day, a Met responded to boos by THROWING A GRENADE at fans. https://t.co/vjlCb5f3PC

— Michael Rosenberg (@Rosenberg_Mike) August 30, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 30 August 2021 01:39 (two years ago) link

i kind of like this trend

Francisco Lindor, Javier Báez and Kevin Pillar were among those Mets players to flash thumbs-down signs after their hits today.

"When we don't get success, we're going to get booed," Báez explained afterward. "So they [the fans] are going to get booed when we get success." pic.twitter.com/TGX55fQM2O

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 29, 2021

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 August 2021 03:52 (two years ago) link

it's true, fans suck

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 August 2021 03:52 (two years ago) link

every time i go to a baseball game there's the low-key existential dilemma over the fans and how they suck

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 August 2021 03:52 (two years ago) link

when the pitcher throws over to check on first base, fans are like BOOOOOOOOOO!!! whatyaa doin!? you can't check on the runner! come on, hit for a cycle, the cycle is the best!!

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 August 2021 03:53 (two years ago) link

*annoying guy voice*
"wouldn't you rather a player hit 4 home runs then the cycle? 4 home runs would be much be-"
"BOOOOOOOO!!!! whaatya doing, us fans want the cycle!"

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Monday, 30 August 2021 03:54 (two years ago) link

New York media is pressing people to care about this much more than is biologically possible for the average homo sapien

, Monday, 30 August 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

Has the “thumbs down guy” weighed in yet

Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 August 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link

lol

It took three weeks for the Mets thumbs down to be noticed bc they only did it when they did something good and they never did anything good and I’m dying https://t.co/mDmJ5I2M8Q

— Razzball (@Razzball) August 30, 2021

Taliban! (PBKR), Monday, 30 August 2021 21:54 (two years ago) link

"When you have the last name of Boone, you never get booed." - Aaron Boone

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 30 August 2021 23:45 (two years ago) link

Aguilar to Lindor: “Me, what did I do? You’re the one booing the fans” 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/EiFSYaZ4CZ

— Master flip (@Masterflip_) August 31, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link

it's not on the same level of knocking the mets out of the playoffs on the final day of the season two years in a row, but i'm eyeing a marlins doubleheader sweep at citifield at the height of thumbgate as the next chapter in the history of the marlins torturing the mets

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 31 August 2021 18:35 (two years ago) link

this thumbgate thing is hilarious

i am a fan-hater. i hate when fans boo. fans fucking suck, so it's hilarious to watch players try to fight back against it. because they are screeeeeeeeeeewed lol, zero % chance of success with this tactic

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link

in New York, no less. Lovin it.

brimstead, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link

you know if lindor wants to take a slight paycut to play in front of the BFIB for a few years, he might find that upside-down thumb turned upside-down again

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link

by which i mean that after turning his thumb up upside-down, the "new" upside will be turned down again, back to the original position of thumbs up, with the up and down in their proper positions

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

i'm trying to say that lindor would be giving thumbs up to the BFIB

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

A search party remains on the field in Flushing apparently looking for a piece of jewelry that Javier Báez lost during his slide across home plate. Sandy Alderson is among those searching, alongside members of the grounds crew and security staffs.

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 31, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

It's not on the same level of knocking the mets out of the playoffs on the final day of the season two years in a row, but i'm eyeing a marlins doubleheader sweep at citifield at the height of thumbgate as the next chapter in the history of the marlins torturing the mets

Looked like it was on its way to happening, but they got 5 runs in the 9th inning to walk it off, with Baez scoring the winning run. Gary Cohen's voice cracked/jumped an octave during the final call. Apparently their first four-run ninth inning comeback in 10 years. Ya gotta believe?

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 22:02 (two years ago) link

After playing only Giants/Dodgers for 13 games (they went 2-11), they are now in the midst of playing only Marlins/Nats for 15 games in a row. Weird.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link

A search party remains on the field in Flushing apparently looking for a piece of jewelry that Javier Báez lost during his slide across home plate. Sandy Alderson is among those searching, alongside members of the grounds crew and security staffs.

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) August 31, 2021

Andy K, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 23:58 (two years ago) link

Oops.

Andy K, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 23:58 (two years ago) link

sometimes the metsing is just relentless

We were surprised and deeply disappointed to learn this morning about an alleged DUI involving Zack Scott. We take this matter very seriously. Zack will not be traveling with the team for our upcoming road trip while we learn more and determine next steps.

— New York Mets (@Mets) September 1, 2021

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link

fucking terrible name

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

that doesn't excuse the DUI though

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link

how do the mets keep coming up with this stuff?!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:32 (two years ago) link

Maybe the Wilpons were just victims of the franchise like everyone else?

The new owner certainly doesn't seem to have changed anything.

Taliban! (PBKR), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

stop hiring a GM. has never worked out

— ryan (@ryantherooster5) September 1, 2021

Taliban! (PBKR), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:40 (two years ago) link

“The New York Post was first to report details of Scott’s incident, which occurred early Tuesday morning when police found him sleeping in his car in White Plains, N.Y. ESPN reported that Scott had been at team owner Steve Cohen’s house earlier in the night for a charity fundraising event.”

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

Even in the midst of a extended winning streak, gave up a 9-0 lead today in a 7 inning game, only to barely squeak by in extras. Geesh.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link

I’m amazed they won after that.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:45 (two years ago) link

you gotta believe

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link

Mets suck

calstars, Saturday, 4 September 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link

When I see kids wearing Mets caps I can only say I’m so sorry…your parents must be major douches…

B43 (calstars), Saturday, 4 September 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link

Gary Cohen surprising me with multiple Gilmore Girls references in the past two weeks.

Jonathan Villar is batting .519 in the last 7 games.

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 5 September 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link

welp, who is going to watch the battle of the old men tonight? over 81 years of experience and leadership!

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 September 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

Double no hitter incoming surely

Michael F Gill, Monday, 13 September 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link

i'm very excited to listen to the mets broadcast crew today for a couple reasons. first, they're great, and i'm keith hernandez. but more importantly, i figure they will either not talk much at all about the thumbs down stuff, or talk about it briefly or in passing or something. the cardinals announcing team, whoever it is, will talk about it at length and find a way to spend an inning or two on it during each game of the series. somehow, they will have terrible opinions about it, and if jim edmonds is on, he'll have a just bonkers opinions of some sort and will then dan mclaughlin will start to apologize to him for disagreeing but stress that the facts are facts. at this, edmonds will double down and assert his opinion as the truth.

meanwhile over in the mets broadcast they appear to be enjoying a baseball game

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 September 2021 22:54 (two years ago) link

, and i'm keith hernandez. but more importantly,

and just like that, hernandez just made a reference to wainwright and hill having 81 years of experience combined. make sense to me!

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 September 2021 23:05 (two years ago) link

Love GKR

Michael F Gill, Monday, 13 September 2021 23:12 (two years ago) link

wow. that third pitch was called a ball.

https://i.imgur.com/oEV3fy1.png

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 September 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link

that may place in those end-of-year "worst called strike / worst called ball" articles

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 September 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link

for those not catching this game, so far the home plate ump called a pitch thrown near the middle of the zone a ball, the third base umpire called a ball that was at least 6-7 feet fair a foul ball, and the first base umpire's right cheek was smashed by an errant through by SS edmundo sosa. the umpire's attention was completely focused on first base, so he didn't see it coming at all.

i am worried about the final umpire at 2B.

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link

*errant throw*

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link

fuckin waino isn't going to make the hall, but wow he's really been great

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Welcome back, Thor.

Andy K, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 18:58 (two years ago) link

had no idea it'd been so long

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 28 September 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link

right on time

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 28 September 2021 21:27 (two years ago) link

i'm not against 'moving on from' (hate this euphemism) luis rojas but why in the fuck is sandy alderson still in charge of anything? the mets have gone 817-863 (.486) and made the playoffs twice in 11 seasons since his involvement with them began, and he's seemingly incapable of hiring people who aren't sexual predators

i don't like tlr either but he's at least won some other shit since the 1989 world series

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link

anyway, mets free agents:

syndergaard
conforto
familia
stroman
baez
villar
loup
hand
hill

on the bright side, the return of robinson cano for $24m!!!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link

I think maybe half of those guys come back? Thor might do the qualifying offer.

Team really does need a manager and management that they can believe in. Cohen can only do so much.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 04:03 (two years ago) link

Cohen can only do so much.

I feel like he could stand to do a bit less. All he needs to do is shut up, hire Epstein, and open his wallet.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:18 (two years ago) link

I meant Cohen can only do so much to inspire confidence, but I also agree he should not be on Twitter and yes, Epstein would be ideal.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 14:18 (two years ago) link

Heard that brainiac Cohen decided not to hire Epstein. I presume Sandy is the sticking point.

I'm going on the record that this guy is going to be the Daniel Snyder of the MLB.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:13 (two years ago) link

i thought it was more that epstein wasn’t interested? either way, not great

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

I have very low expectations about this search, and am expecting it to go poorly.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:45 (two years ago) link

amazin

A report that the #Mets have put former #Pirates 1b Dorian Boyland on growing short list led to a pleasant conversation with Boyland who told me no contact with the NYM, no interest in the job. He said he is happy to run his car dealerships.

— Joel Sherman (@Joelsherman1) October 18, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 19 October 2021 04:11 (two years ago) link

You have to hand it to the Mets. They found a worse owner than the Wilpons.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 19 October 2021 11:50 (two years ago) link

You could just make these up now and it would be 100% believable. Like, how long before they do a ted lasso and try hiring an Australian cricket coach?!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 October 2021 12:13 (two years ago) link

The Boyland rumor may have actually been made up, but as long as someone can get a lolmets out of it, it’s worth it.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 19 October 2021 14:17 (two years ago) link

The Mets have already been turned down by a handful of targets in their search for a new baseball operations head. Each of Theo Epstein, Billy Beane, David Stearns, Matt Arnold, Scott Harris and Brandon Gomes had been raised as potential candidates only to later be ruled out of consideration.

Cardinals general manager Michael Girsch can be added to that list, as Derrick Goold of the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports (Twitter link) that New York reached out to the Cards for permission to speak with him last week. Girsch, however, declined to pursue the opportunity, electing to remain in St. Louis instead.

girsch is pretty much a no name in st louis, for what it's worth. so good move to be turned down by him?

is this press (mlb trade rumors) right that the dynamic is these various candidates turning them down? if so, yikes

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 October 2021 05:11 (two years ago) link

and bobby valentine lost his race to become mayor of stamford, connecticut

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 05:27 (two years ago) link

Barves fan here - HAHA

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 3 November 2021 06:16 (two years ago) link

Anyway, here it is, I wish I didn't have to do this pic.twitter.com/h0QcU3k5p6

— Michael Baumann (@MichaelBaumann) November 5, 2021

mookieproof, Friday, 5 November 2021 05:01 (two years ago) link

so boring and predictable

Michael F Gill, Friday, 5 November 2021 12:38 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I’m not happy this morning . I’ve never seen such unprofessional behavior exhibited by a player’s agent.I guess words and promises don’t matter.

— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 24, 2021

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link

What a fucking baby.

This guy makes Jeff Wilpon look smart.

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link

apparently this is about matz? horrifying that a guy the mets traded away might use them as leverage in free agent negotiations

put that coffee down, steve

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link

He's raging about all these external things and:

1. Sandy Alderson is still involved even though he hired three scumbags for managers/gms.
2. They still don't have a manager.
3. Farm system is still a disaster.

hocus pocus, alakazam (PBKR), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link

He should probably be thankful Matz didn't give him a chance to outbid the Cards, that deal would've been even more lolmets embarrassing

, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

perhaps, even apart from being sandwiched between aldersons, the mets’ gm opening was so bad and hated because the billionaire owner is micromanaging back-end-of-rotation negotiations

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Low threshold these days for what counts as news:

https://www.mlb.com/news/keith-hernandez-mets-jersey-retirement

With the new rule-of-Baines in place, I think it's almost a certainty that he'll eventually get into the HOF via one of the committees: 60.3 bWAR, his years as an announcer, famous Seinfeld episode (crucial to any serious HOF resume). I imagine his cocaine dalliance is long forgotten.

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 14:39 (two years ago) link

I never knew Dusty Baker was part of that whole episode.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_drug_trials

clemenza, Wednesday, 12 January 2022 14:44 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

would totally go to a game with a PBKR (cheap seats tho!)

perhaps we could even get j mod or m gill or mary j or j crunch

mookieproof, Monday, 14 March 2022 22:39 (two years ago) link

Cool, the more the merrier! I will look at the schedule soon, offer some dates.

move over GAPDY, now there's BIG THIEF! (PBKR), Tuesday, 15 March 2022 00:41 (two years ago) link

Yeah I might be down if the timing works out. I am due for another trip to NYC this summer.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 15 March 2022 02:32 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

first place

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:51 (two years ago) link

been thinking of our doctor friend this week. i wish nothing but pain for all mets fans but i do miss morbs

J0rdan S., Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:53 (two years ago) link

I can understand the urge to cheer for this team. But this franchise has literally the worst luck.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 9 April 2022 05:58 (two years ago) link

they have the worst something but idk if i would say it’s luck

J0rdan S., Saturday, 9 April 2022 06:01 (two years ago) link

They have angered a moderately powerful genie

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 9 April 2022 06:02 (two years ago) link

been thinking of our doctor friend this week. i wish nothing but pain for all mets fans but i do miss morbs

― J0rdan S., Saturday, April 9, 2022 1:53 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

same :(

k3vin k., Saturday, 9 April 2022 12:31 (two years ago) link

I think for at least the 7th year in a row, Mets may have had the greatest potential for both incredible feats and incredible failure. There has been a lot of failure to say the least, and even the good years (‘15, ‘16, ‘19) have been filled with so many rip-your-hair-out-of-your-head moments. Former GM Brodie Van Wagenen literally started throwing chairs at one time.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 9 April 2022 17:58 (two years ago) link

Lindor had himself a day. Hoping the old Lindor is back

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 April 2022 21:28 (two years ago) link

staff ace chris bassitt

mookieproof, Friday, 15 April 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link

Marte is not going to sustain this for a season, but he's a way better player than I realized.

we only steal from the greatest books (PBKR), Friday, 15 April 2022 22:37 (two years ago) link

And possible co-ace Tylor Megill!

Feel like we are about to find out if Nimmo is actually unvaccinated though

Michael F Gill, Friday, 15 April 2022 22:40 (two years ago) link

The beats: “Buck, what’s the status on Jake’s MRI?”

Buck: “Well, I think first you gotta ask the question: what exactly IS an MRI? Something to think about. Anyway, next question.” https://t.co/uagbr4YAnn

— Michael Drago (@iammichaeldrago) April 25, 2022

mookieproof, Monday, 25 April 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link

Appreciate a manager who has already dealt the NYC media nonsense before.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 25 April 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link

get ready for some jordan hicks. a guy who throws 100 mph sinkers, 91 mph sliders, doesn't strike out as many as you'd think, and is now trying to become a starting pitcher with only two pitches. note: he was a starter in the minors before getting promoted very quickly, and upon reaching the majors as a reliever he dropped from 4 pitches down to his current TWO (2). a "deep cut" storyline of the cardinals this year is whether he can bring back a 3rd pitch and get the game into the 5th or 6th inning (at some point this year - his goal for today should be a solid 4 innings), or if the ship has sailed

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 22:16 (one year ago) link

I feel I am already familiar with the Hicks saga due to you KM! I remember when he first came up. Turning him into a starter is an interesting angle, considering his past injury / closer issues. If Flaherty is still around, do you think they still try this out? LGM.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:16 (one year ago) link

If Flaherty is still healthy, this doesn't happen. It's interesting, though, what would have happened when the inevitable injuries occurred later in the season - if Flaherty goes down in mid-May, does Hicks suddenly get the 5th rotation spot after being in the late-bullpen the previous 2 months? i don't think so, but not sure. i'm glad he's getting the opportunity - both hicks and reyes were once thought of as starting pitchers before injuries and circumstances led them to the bullpen. they're both so injury prone, it's hard to imagine a long-term future for either one. but i'm loving this opportunity to see what hicks can do while his arms is still mythical

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:35 (one year ago) link

every time alex reyes comes back it's like obi wan kenobi's ghost version. it's like hey, i see you there for a minute, and i love you, but goodbye

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 April 2022 23:37 (one year ago) link

it appears the 2022 hicks era is already over

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 00:36 (one year ago) link

saying that from a doomer perspective, but i'm just not accustomed to seeing hicks (or reyes) for more than a few weeks without total disaster

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 00:37 (one year ago) link

Yeah the phrase “season-ending injury” is always hovering around both of them.

Met batters have been averaging 1 HBP per game this month, and after each one Showalter’s glower power grows.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 04:05 (one year ago) link

hell yeah

Darryl Strawberry is here at Citi Field - and with his jersey on! pic.twitter.com/45tBcqEjDl

— SNY (@SNYtv) April 29, 2022

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 April 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link

(btw, just reviewing strawberry's 1983-90 stats -- DAMN! he was fantastic)

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 April 2022 23:54 (one year ago) link

only got into 335 games from 1992-1999, and even with that ended up with 41+ career fWAR

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 April 2022 23:56 (one year ago) link

That cocaine is a hell of a drug.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 April 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link

hell of a ballplayer; dumb as a fucking rock

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 April 2022 00:47 (one year ago) link

159-pitch combined no-hitter y'all

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 30 April 2022 02:35 (one year ago) link

crazy to remember that strawb was on the 114-win “best ever” yankees in 1998. such a completely different era. i just looked it up and he hit 24 home runs that year. the next year, his last, he didn’t play much, but hit .327 with a 1.112 OPS.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 April 2022 09:58 (one year ago) link

I think it was 30 For 30 that did an episode about him and Gooden that I thought was really good. Explored their personalities and upbringings - and exposed a lot of the faults in the way teams treated their players (mentally/socially) at the time.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 30 April 2022 14:52 (one year ago) link

Noticed that Tylor Megill and Alek Manoah, both in their second year (Megill's a little older), have very similar old-school lines right now:

Megill - 4-0, 1.93, 28 IP, 18 H, 6 BB, 27 K
Manoah - 4-0, 1.44, 25 IP, 15 H, 7 BB, 25 K

clemenza, Saturday, 30 April 2022 15:40 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Megill, scherzer, and Degrom all on the IL :/

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:49 (one year ago) link

SOUNDS LIKE THE METS AM I RIGHT LOL

na (NA), Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:52 (one year ago) link

this game has been really, really funny

also, enjoying alonso make good on his vows to hurt people, lol! he's earned the right to hurt cardinals though - he almost got hit in the head AGAIN today

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:58 (one year ago) link

Alonso has hurt me

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

:)

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:59 (one year ago) link

Great call by Mets booth too. What a rocket.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 19 May 2022 21:03 (one year ago) link

I love the Mets booth. Always the best part about playing them. Like how they focused on how Pallante closed his eyes on that one delivery, noting that they never seen that before.

Not only would the cardinals crew never notice that, but...I mean. When Escobar made that error that tied the game in the 9th, Jimmy Edmonds said “that’s a big play right there.”

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 May 2022 21:10 (one year ago) link

I wish I were paraphrasing

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 May 2022 21:10 (one year ago) link

Every win is important right now because the starting pitching is going through some things.

PBKR, Thursday, 19 May 2022 22:58 (one year ago) link

Brings back some serious deja vu from last season, although the clutch hitting has been way better this year.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 19 May 2022 23:34 (one year ago) link

that alonso walk-off HR was beautiful

na (NA), Friday, 20 May 2022 13:24 (one year ago) link

Need to find a gif of Alonso’s swing and subsequent beating of his chest.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 20 May 2022 14:39 (one year ago) link

This version of Alonso is fun.

PBKR, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 12:05 (one year ago) link

He is putting up MVP-type numbers so far, especially with OPS being down all year.

Funny to compare it to 2019, where he hit 53 HR, 120 RBIs, .941 OPS, and finished 7th in the MVP voting.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 24 May 2022 14:19 (one year ago) link

This season/this team has been so much fun so far. Next month is going to be crucial (playing almost all 1st and 2nd place teams) and the injuries loom large, but it’s been a pretty perfect two months as far as results.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 May 2022 03:21 (one year ago) link

Met's offense reminding me of the 2015 Royals team they lost to in the WS. A lot of contact all up and down the lineup.

life is a highway to the danger zone (PBKR), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 11:24 (one year ago) link

What's going on with Guillorme? He's hitting .360/.455/.908 in 86 AB.

life is a highway to the danger zone (PBKR), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 22:30 (one year ago) link

It’s impressive. This is the first time he’s really had any sort of consistent playing time since he came up in 2018. He could be a late bloomer offensively a la McNeil. He does fit well in this new look Mets offense which seems to focus on putting the ball into play as opposed to launch angle / power.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 23:11 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Bobby Bonilla day!

I never get tired of this story (at least until 2035).

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/34168816/what-bobby-bonilla-day-explaining-why-former-met-gets-paid-119m-every-july-1

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 1 July 2022 17:57 (one year ago) link

he should try to negotiate an extension while his value is still high

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Friday, 1 July 2022 17:59 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

remember that brief golden moment when it seemed like dom smith had finally figured it out?

me neither

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 July 2022 16:54 (one year ago) link

His 2020 was pretty incredible. They retroactively said he was playing with an injury in 2021, but his 2022 has been worse. JD Davis, who is in a similar season-long malaise, has had some great moments/clutch hits this season, where Dom has just looked lost. A trade may actually help him out in that he would get regular playing time and start fresh.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 23 July 2022 17:37 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

The team defense is so solid, especially compared to recent years.

doomposting is the new composting (PBKR), Sunday, 7 August 2022 02:16 (one year ago) link

30 games over .500!

Deadline pickups have been very good so far. Edwin Diaz has had a magical last two months. It feels like Showalter and Scherzer have shifted the clubhouse culture this year way more than anyone expected. There is a lot of chemistry on this team.

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 7 August 2022 02:31 (one year ago) link

truly love putting on a squeeze play up four runs in the bottom of the eighth

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 August 2022 03:01 (one year ago) link

I know starting pitching is a 5 inning affair these days, but the Mets have been wearing out starting pitching lately.

doomposting is the new composting (PBKR), Sunday, 7 August 2022 23:18 (one year ago) link

They were saying Mets batters see the most pitches in the first inning. They do make pitchers grind it out.

Love taking 4 out of 5 from the Braves.

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 7 August 2022 23:39 (one year ago) link

#lgm

mookieproof, Monday, 8 August 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link

Braves’ starters worked a total of only 24 innings in the five games, as the Mets knocked them out early.

doomposting is the new composting (PBKR), Monday, 8 August 2022 11:09 (one year ago) link

Topic of conversation today on Bill James's site: who is the oldest living Met? It's not someone famous--Dave Hillman, turns 95 in September.

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hillmda01.shtml

clemenza, Tuesday, 16 August 2022 01:06 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

the metsening

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 September 2022 00:04 (one year ago) link

They should wait another two weeks for the full collapse for that real 07-08 vintage feel.

Abel Ferrara hard-sci-fi elevator pitch (PBKR), Thursday, 15 September 2022 10:51 (one year ago) link

pirates to the rescue

mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2022 01:41 (one year ago) link

it’s good medicine

Tracer Hand, Friday, 16 September 2022 07:53 (one year ago) link

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2022/09/mets-conducting-interviews-for-team-president-sandy-alderson-to-eventually-transition-to-advisory-role.html

it's a long shot, but i think everyone reading this should interview for the role of new york mets team president. trying doesn't hurt

Karl Malone, Friday, 16 September 2022 18:07 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Since when is Alonso hitting second?

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Friday, 30 September 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link

With Marte out, Buck has put Alonso in the two hole when the Mets have been facing lefties lately.

Can’t imagine making your MLB debut in the biggest series of the year when you are 20 years old.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 30 September 2022 23:42 (one year ago) link

Did not know that.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Saturday, 1 October 2022 00:14 (one year ago) link

UGH. This series is killing me so far.

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 2 October 2022 01:22 (one year ago) link

Not good.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Sunday, 2 October 2022 02:23 (one year ago) link

wonder what they're gonna do about these games, seeing as how it will never stop raining

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link

Maybe they are waiting until the pain of this weekend subsides. Been a long time since I felt so acutely anguished by baseball.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 17:46 (one year ago) link

:/

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 4 October 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

Yeah, it sucked.

I was thinking of trying to go a to a playoff game, but I might keep my powder dry.

i need to put some clouds behind the reaper (PBKR), Tuesday, 4 October 2022 23:21 (one year ago) link

101 wins, a combined no hitter, McNeil wins the MLB batting title, Alonso with a share of the MLB RBI crown, and mostly good vibes throughout the season. Some great comebacks and amazing work by Diaz. Hard to complain but wouldn’t have minded a game 163 tiebreaker since they ended up with same record as the Braves.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 6 October 2022 20:21 (one year ago) link

That's a pretty good summary of things.

sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Thursday, 6 October 2022 22:21 (one year ago) link

also you have scherzer and degrom in the same starting rotation

Karl Malone, Thursday, 6 October 2022 22:35 (one year ago) link

also got awfully good results from chris bassitt and taijuan walker -- and it's pretty nice to have (arguably) your fifth-best starter, carlos carrasco, go 15-7

mookieproof, Friday, 7 October 2022 00:21 (one year ago) link

This is primo Mets, I gotta say.

sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Saturday, 8 October 2022 01:36 (one year ago) link

Though I have the feeling they weren't coming back from 3-0 either.

sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Saturday, 8 October 2022 01:37 (one year ago) link

guy behind me at citifield says he’s “done with baseball” and “might try like, books”

— blowing stop sign on bird scooter (@rachelmillman) October 10, 2022

mookieproof, Monday, 10 October 2022 01:53 (one year ago) link

You do have to quit this team at times. After 2006-2008, I checked out for a bit.

Only had two base runners all game tonight.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 10 October 2022 02:22 (one year ago) link

MLB playoff structure is the pits.

Andy K, Monday, 10 October 2022 02:25 (one year ago) link

101 wins doesn’t get you what it used to back in the day. Blame inflation.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 10 October 2022 02:32 (one year ago) link

As much as it feels like their pitching let them down, their offense in the playoffs was just as ineffective as their offense the last six weeks.

sometimes you have to drink to kill the paranoia (PBKR), Monday, 10 October 2022 02:48 (one year ago) link

i'm still glad to be rid of that dumb one-game playoff bs.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 10 October 2022 02:51 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

outscored 26-6 in milwaukee

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 April 2023 22:20 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

nimmo 5-for-5 with a homer today, now hitting .349/.481/.476

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 April 2023 01:15 (one year ago) link

So… Max Scherzer…

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 20 April 2023 02:17 (one year ago) link

“That’s when we realized the level of stickiness on his hand was much worse than it was even in the initial inspection that had taken place two innings prior,” Bellino said. “So following the proper protocols, Phil immediately recognized it. Phil then asked me to come in to verify that the hand was too sticky. Both Phil and I touched his hand. As far as stickiness, level of stickiness, this was the stickiest that it has been since I’ve been inspecting hands, which now goes back three seasons.

k3vin k., Thursday, 20 April 2023 03:08 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOq3S0VhHRQ

k3vin k., Thursday, 20 April 2023 03:11 (one year ago) link

Max Scherzer: “I thought I was gonna get in front of a neutral arbitrator but I wasn't. It was going to be through MLB. So given that process, I really wasn't gonna come out on top. I’m gonna follow what the Mets wanted me to do, and that was accept the suspension.”

— Will Sammon (@WillSammon) April 21, 2023

This has been one crazy story.

Bee OK, Friday, 21 April 2023 03:26 (one year ago) link

"No one can explain what is too sticky," Boras said. "There are no units of stickiness to quantify. How do you appropriately enforce? MLB attempts to level the playing field by using standards that are not measurable. Further, one umpire has a stickiness standard that is different than all other umpires.

"Under this standard, players are not given due process of how to use an approved substance provided by the league," Boras added. "This reminds me of a local wine taster -- he likes what likes."

, Friday, 21 April 2023 11:25 (one year ago) link

Nimmo is batting .536/.578/.756 over the last 9 games. Alonso is also torching the ball.

The pitching injury situation is a bit ominous but they are getting away with it at the moment. Great west coast trip so far.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 22 April 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link

yeah for a team that is supposed to be up shit creek 14-7 is p good

Daniel Vogelbach is a John Kruk look alike.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Saturday, 22 April 2023 21:18 (one year ago) link

When your bartender in SF is wearing a David Wright jersey… And you’re David Wright. 😱 pic.twitter.com/6HwALOTh3o

— New York Mets (@Mets) April 21, 2023

So good.

This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Sunday, 23 April 2023 01:10 (one year ago) link

Oh thats nice!

That looks like Zeke's (a few blocks away from the stadium.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 23 April 2023 04:18 (one year ago) link

Bad night for Scherzer against the worst offense in the league.

Andy K, Thursday, 4 May 2023 00:04 (eleven months ago) link

(Those bar patrons should be ashamed of themselves for talking while the real national anthem is on the stereo.)

Andy K, Thursday, 4 May 2023 00:16 (eleven months ago) link

Alexa play ring the alarm by tenor saw

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 4 May 2023 19:25 (eleven months ago) link

Despite all the current pitching (and winning) problems, it’s not like the people who left are doing much better. Walker and Bassitt haven’t been good so far, Degrom is on the IL again, and if you wanted to sign Rodon he’d also be on the shelf.

Correa’s current awful start would also not have been tolerated in NYC after all the hoopla surrounding his physical. Brett Baty is looking better and better each day.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 11 May 2023 17:45 (eleven months ago) link

Reds win series against the Mets, does not tend to happen often.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Thursday, 11 May 2023 19:21 (eleven months ago) link

Brett Baty is looking better and better each day.

― Michael F Gill, Thursday, May 11, 2023 10:45 AM (nine hours ago)

...would be much more accurate if this post was (nine days ago)

Baty's May has been grim.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Friday, 12 May 2023 03:12 (eleven months ago) link

on a 6-16 run

rotation is a disaster

basically only nimmo is playing well

mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 May 2023 02:49 (eleven months ago) link

Pete's been playing better offensively than Nimmo but your point stands... woof.

Verlander is also a bright spot and their bullpen despite losing Diaz has been surprisingly effective.

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 03:02 (eleven months ago) link

oof, I take it all back...

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 16 May 2023 23:57 (eleven months ago) link

Thursday, June 1 at approximately 1pm ET – Ira will throw out the first pitch ahead of the New York @Mets vs Philadelphia @Phillies game at @CitiField. Photographic evidence to follow (or not, depending on how it goes.) pic.twitter.com/o5XtqIj2us

— Yo La Tengo (@TheRealYLT) May 17, 2023

na (NA), Wednesday, 17 May 2023 17:23 (eleven months ago) link

Alvarez doing what he's done at every level - take a short period to adjust, then mash.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 28 May 2023 03:20 (ten months ago) link

MARK CANHA SAYS HAPPY PRIDE MONTH pic.twitter.com/RMx6j56AHm

— Helen Elizabeth (@hesilf) June 1, 2023

this makes me a canha fanha

na (NA), Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:40 (ten months ago) link

Noice

Mark Canha called out those Tampa Bay bullpen homophobes didn’t he? Between that and his food Instagram the man’s a king.

TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Thursday, 1 June 2023 16:27 (ten months ago) link

ok, that is great.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 1 June 2023 17:47 (ten months ago) link

I saw the Canha post on a thread about non-homophobe platters and it is not a long list!

TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Thursday, 1 June 2023 17:59 (ten months ago) link

players

TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Thursday, 1 June 2023 17:59 (ten months ago) link

I was so confused given the food talk immediately prior.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 1 June 2023 18:13 (ten months ago) link

Look at this fucking king showing up in his Pride shirt

"I'm just trying to have good at-bats, really not trying to do too much."

Mark Canha on his approach at the plate: pic.twitter.com/GZmIVTdvOY

— SNY (@SNYtv) June 1, 2023

TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Thursday, 1 June 2023 21:55 (ten months ago) link

I he hit 33% of his RBIs this year in the last two games v. PHI!

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 1 June 2023 22:23 (ten months ago) link

i am also not trying to do too much

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 June 2023 23:22 (ten months ago) link

Videographic evidence that Ira Kaplan > Curtis Jackson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-_whLKe-A0

Andy K, Friday, 2 June 2023 13:52 (ten months ago) link

Can only imagine what Morbs' reaction would have been to the Mets-Braves series this week. Swept after leading each game by at least 3, yeesh.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Friday, 9 June 2023 13:27 (ten months ago) link

it’s . . . amazin’

mookieproof, Friday, 9 June 2023 13:38 (ten months ago) link

It's such a shame.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 9 June 2023 14:05 (ten months ago) link

Side note: Verlander, oof. Plenty of season left but they didn’t pay him to cough up all those runs.

TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Friday, 9 June 2023 16:22 (ten months ago) link

Alonso to IL, currently being blown out by the Pirates, and someone named Zach Muckenhirn is pitching.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 10 June 2023 00:57 (ten months ago) link

letting ke'bryan hayes go 5-for-5 is a poor sign

i really like lindor but .222/.296/.431 is not ideal

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 June 2023 04:19 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

21-36 since april 22; only oakland and kansas city have been worse

steve cohen is holding a press conference before wednesday's game. i cannot imagine that anything remotely good will come of it

mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 June 2023 21:32 (nine months ago) link

The pitching has been really poor, especially when they have a big lead. When the pitching has been good they seem to be unable to get any hits lately.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 00:19 (nine months ago) link

i just have no idea what cohen's press conference will accomplish

is he gonna blame himself/his front office for giving all this guaranteed money to apparently shitty players? is he gonna blame the players for sucking? is he going to say that he believes in this group of players but they're just struggling at the moment?

the players already know they're underachieving; i don't see how -- even with the last option -- cohen talking publicly about it will help matters

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 June 2023 01:51 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

it's gonna be deeply metsian when they finish behind the nationals, who aren't even trying

mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 02:22 (eight months ago) link

the worst team money could buy, part 2

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 9 August 2023 03:27 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

“I didn’t get to finish ‘Oppenheimer’ that day,” said Mark Canha, the veteran outfielder who was traded to the Milwaukee Brewers late that afternoon.

, Friday, 22 September 2023 11:39 (seven months ago) link

I loved that quote. Was hoping for more from the article though.

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 11:39 (seven months ago) link

yeah, not very juicy - but i read that as the disappointing performance this season was not a clubhouse issue or management issue - just bad luck, injuries, age. just baseball things.

, Friday, 22 September 2023 12:07 (seven months ago) link

Yeah it’s less juicy than the Padres collapse. Tommy Pham always seems like a dick even when they’re giving him the nicest personal interpretation. Guys are playing pool together? Who cares!

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 12:16 (seven months ago) link

Also, interested to see that Alvarez is included in the leaders dinners!

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 12:16 (seven months ago) link

alvarez is great, he gets so happy in the dugout when his teammates play well. also those gray eyes, that smile. my mets crush

, Friday, 22 September 2023 12:28 (seven months ago) link

I too love el troll, always looks high as fuck off the field and apparently makes a great lasagna
https://i.postimg.cc/288cs6s2/IMG-9822.jpg

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 12:35 (seven months ago) link

lol

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 22 September 2023 12:47 (seven months ago) link

this is a regular meme on the mets subreddit

https://i.ibb.co/VW3BG0z/b62vctri9oab1.jpg

, Friday, 22 September 2023 12:50 (seven months ago) link

he really loves that shirt.

, Friday, 22 September 2023 12:51 (seven months ago) link

Oh my God

ydkb (gyac), Friday, 22 September 2023 13:02 (seven months ago) link

I love it so much

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Friday, 29 September 2023 15:50 (six months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j93rtl8Cc6Y

baseball really is amazing

, Friday, 29 September 2023 16:04 (six months ago) link

I hope someone got Alvarez safely to higher ground

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Friday, 29 September 2023 16:09 (six months ago) link

Btw I don’t know if you follow the Mets Instagram (top 5 team Instagram imo!) but did you see this

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CxJBnvyOrpu/

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Friday, 29 September 2023 16:15 (six months ago) link

hah no i'm not really on insta but i guess i need to be. lol that tiny mic. last game i went to they were giving away big sexy shirts but they were out by the time i got there.

, Friday, 29 September 2023 16:34 (six months ago) link

They do a lot of tiny mic questions, it’s elite tbh. Three more & then I’ll knock it off.

Favourite female artist (Alvarez in video)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwarNyRPfkP/

Best/worst dressed on the team (not featuring Alvarez):

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CunGaI5vRNY/

Who would you road trip with? (Alvarez in video, Baty talking about him like 😍)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cs_1MKuuwla/

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Friday, 29 September 2023 17:29 (six months ago) link

Literally as I finished posting that I noticed Alvarez had updated his story and posted a link to a playlist of his

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37i9dQZF1DX8sljIJzI0oo

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Friday, 29 September 2023 17:35 (six months ago) link

i love the alvarez/baty bromance!

, Friday, 29 September 2023 17:59 (six months ago) link

everybody's favorite baby met is having a helluva game

, Sunday, 1 October 2023 00:33 (six months ago) link

Very happy for him, he’s him

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Sunday, 1 October 2023 05:51 (six months ago) link

buck :(

, Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:51 (six months ago) link

https://nypost.com/2023/10/04/buck-showalter-mets-brass-butted-heads-over-daniel-vogelbach/

"Vogelbach’s limited mobility also meant he couldn’t be used in the field."

understatement of the year

, Thursday, 5 October 2023 12:25 (six months ago) link

I remember seeing his name trending on Twitter several times when he was in a lineup and people were absolutely raging /blaming Showalter & the thinking was that continuing to play him was Buck’s decision - I’m kind of surprised that it was FO but again I’m not that familiar with the Mets inner workings at all so that was probably obvious to you.

Showalter was told he had to play Vogelbach, the source said.

Part of the manager’s opposition to Vogelbach was philosophical: Showalter viewed the DH spot as one that should be used on a rotation, allowing position players a partial rest while remaining in the lineup.

But Showalter — who was fired last weekend, allowing new president of baseball operations David Stearns the opportunity to pick his own manager following the Mets’ 75-win season — also had an issue with Vogelbach’s limited skill set, according to a source.

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Thursday, 5 October 2023 12:28 (six months ago) link

Showalter viewed the DH spot as one that should be used on a rotation, allowing position players a partial rest while remaining in the lineup.

i'm surprised more managers don't do it this way. i mean sometimes it's done this way in a pinch but as a philosophy of what the DH should be for i like it

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 5 October 2023 12:54 (six months ago) link

The source for this article is obviously Buck Showalter.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 5 October 2023 12:55 (six months ago) link

NEWS: Billy Eppler has resigned as Mets GM, the team announced.

— Anthony DiComo (@AnthonyDiComo) October 5, 2023

predicting much rejoicing along the 7 line

, Thursday, 5 October 2023 22:49 (six months ago) link

<3 senga and mauricio should be in the baby mets club, imo

, Tuesday, 10 October 2023 12:40 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

should have traded pham to the AL :(

, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 17:00 (six months ago) link

I think you can say that the Diamondbacks are succeeding in spite of Tommy Pham. Paul Sewald is a bigger influence on their success.

Senga posted a picture on his Instagram story of him and his agent having lunch with Lars Nootbaar.

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 17:09 (six months ago) link

i mean yeah i'm just saying that pham got the dbacks started yesterday with his homer

, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 17:39 (six months ago) link

Nothing in his Mets tenure would make you believe that Sewald could be an effective reliever. He infamously went 118 major-league appearances without getting his first win. Pretty incredible turnaround over the past few years.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 24 October 2023 20:46 (six months ago) link

Yeah I read about his awful Mets career at some point last year! Mariners pitching lab can fix anyone (except Chris Flexen and Brennan Bernardinho).

I’m going to get fined for being right, again (gyac), Tuesday, 24 October 2023 20:52 (six months ago) link

David Stearns said the Mets will not fill their open GM role this winter. “We’ve got enough going on,” Stearns said.

— Tim Britton (@TimBritton) November 7, 2023

mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Tuesday, 7 November 2023 20:12 (five months ago) link

I feel like that’s an important role to fill

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 00:31 (five months ago) link

Stearns is totally running the show, gm would be second banana so not that essential as it would be in orgs where gm has a lot of power. this is why ng left miami, her gm role was demoted to secondary status.

buzza, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 05:53 (five months ago) link

Brett Baty, Uh Oh (3D tracking)

To be fair, I don't know what the heck was going on with that ball pic.twitter.com/H5owOa6J8Q

— David Adler (@_dadler) July 16, 2023

, Thursday, 16 November 2023 17:35 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

d'Arnaud responds on Instagram https://t.co/EOBMt4Ctnz pic.twitter.com/IythH5Tk5s

— SNY Mets (@SNY_Mets) January 30, 2024



Also, I am seeing the Mets on the 9th June! In London! Against the Phillies!

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:26 (two months ago) link

LGM

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:38 (two months ago) link

LFGM!

Also, this is good Mets content

The greatest TikTok of all-time pic.twitter.com/ZQlsZvxayW

— Shea Station (@shea_station) January 6, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 19:53 (two months ago) link

https://x.com/MikeBeauvais/status/1753103237354508422?s=20

, Friday, 2 February 2024 03:26 (two months ago) link

u_u

https://i.imgur.com/9OisWNA.jpeg

mookieproof, Friday, 2 February 2024 23:04 (two months ago) link

Hard to remember just how good he was before the injuries.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 2 February 2024 23:20 (two months ago) link

https://i.postimg.cc/fTf3nN3d/IMG-5186.jpg
🥰

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Monday, 12 February 2024 19:30 (two months ago) link

What is his favorite food? Afcpa?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 00:55 (two months ago) link

Arepa

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arepa

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 01:02 (two months ago) link

Wow, I lived in Peru for more than three years, never encountered that. Well, I learned something today, after all.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 14 February 2024 01:39 (two months ago) link

everybody's favorite baby met is having a helluva game


Brett Baty also has a crush on everybody’s favourite baby Met (and he’s right)

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3qUXmHPFQD/

Between these vox pops and the video they made of two players thrifting an outfit for each other at Goodwill, the Mets are at least two years running for the best spring training content

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Thursday, 22 February 2024 23:17 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

i love that this account exists https://twitter.com/WxMets

, Tuesday, 26 March 2024 15:18 (four weeks ago) link

https://ny.eater.com/2017/3/31/15067732/where-to-eat-citi-field-best-food-mets-stadium

why would they use a pic of scherzer for this article haha

, Monday, 1 April 2024 19:20 (three weeks ago) link

on saturday we were buying a pretzel from the sweet chick stand on the 300 level and a guy was returning a fried chicken sandwich that was completely raw in the middle so i'd avoid that one (the pretzel was somehow bad too?)

na (NA), Monday, 1 April 2024 19:37 (three weeks ago) link

Because eater is barely useful xp

i had a sweet chick sandwich last year, it was hard as a hockey puck from being under the heat lamp. thumbs down for sweet chick. xp

, Monday, 1 April 2024 20:57 (three weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53RCV_bsqm4

sort of a painful watch. i'm guessing the team that lost ruben tejada to a broken leg is trying to take the high road on sliding into second?

, Tuesday, 2 April 2024 21:46 (three weeks ago) link

it'd be funny if someone ran toward the door of whoever teaches running there but then just kind of slowed down and turned off toward the water fountain as they neared the handle

z_tbd, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 00:19 (three weeks ago) link

mets *just* postponed tonight's game, despite it raining all day and there being a flood watch

bet they do the same thing tomorrow as well

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 01:18 (three weeks ago) link

Why stop there?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 01:28 (three weeks ago) link

is there a youtube of the one-track mind mr. met singing his dang song in the rain

z_tbd, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 01:37 (three weeks ago) link

There’s a picture the run during rain delays where he’s holding and umbrella and holding his hand out. He is very sad when it rains!

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 03:16 (three weeks ago) link

We are in a rain delay. We will provide updates as they become available. pic.twitter.com/vXu5bjiOqV

— New York Mets (@Mets) August 5, 2020

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 April 2024 03:16 (three weeks ago) link

He’s probably still quietly singing under that umbrella though. He doesn’t quit!

z_tbd, Wednesday, 3 April 2024 14:15 (three weeks ago) link

https://streamable.com/i7duay

"Max"
- BEST DRESSED METS FAN AT CITI FIELD -

H.P, Friday, 5 April 2024 02:47 (two weeks ago) link

considered suggesting that the mets and marlins trade managers (hey, it happened to chuck tanner) but now that one of them has a win, forget it

also i honestly have no idea who either of their managers are, beyond Not Buck

mookieproof, Friday, 5 April 2024 05:04 (two weeks ago) link

That Mets fan needs an official position.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 5 April 2024 12:18 (two weeks ago) link

100%. Weekly midgame report from the stands, minimum

H.P, Friday, 5 April 2024 14:26 (two weeks ago) link

Omg, I finally tune into another Mets game and they’re showing “Max” in the stands (still dressed to the nines!) after the Mets get a hit! Is he now a permanent fixture of SNY? Gotta watch more Mets!

H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 00:58 (one week ago) link

https://i.postimg.cc/zXV8ByhW/IMG-0487.png
My man is positively GLOWING

H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 01:01 (one week ago) link

Whoops
https://i.postimg.cc/zXV8ByhW/IMG-0487.png

H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 01:02 (one week ago) link

Real “Mets Messiah” vibes happening in that photo

H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 01:02 (one week ago) link

they showed him a bunch the other night dressed in a purple faux fur coat. the tv booth did not comment on him though.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 01:25 (one week ago) link

They should cut to a "Max report" from the stands every game

H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 01:31 (one week ago) link

the mets are now officially .500

, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 02:45 (one week ago) link

i'm not impressed by max fwiw. bad interviewee. seems like a poser

, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 02:45 (one week ago) link

Why have a bad take when you could simply have no take at all?

H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 07:54 (one week ago) link

? i'm sorry you think that guy is 'fun'?

, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 11:32 (one week ago) link

I at least thought he was a good interviewee!

H.P, Tuesday, 16 April 2024 12:05 (one week ago) link

lets see what the mets can do against yamamoto :/

, Saturday, 20 April 2024 02:15 (five days ago) link

swing at the first pitch and it'll be 23-0 mets dodgers. don't do that, he'll throw a perfect game

H.P, Saturday, 20 April 2024 02:26 (five days ago) link

That looked painful for Alvarez (also think he was out there, oh well)

H.P, Saturday, 20 April 2024 02:26 (five days ago) link

Yamamoto's fastball is disgustingly hittable. .322 xba/ .554 xslg

H.P, Saturday, 20 April 2024 02:32 (five days ago) link

damn alvarez :(

H.P, Saturday, 20 April 2024 02:34 (five days ago) link

i dont even know what to say atp bro https://t.co/rVjBavmqIH pic.twitter.com/UTXObPAq2P

— Pearl.exe ⚾️ (@Pearl_exeee) April 20, 2024

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Saturday, 20 April 2024 03:43 (five days ago) link

Mets bullpen has been surprisingly great so far. Presence of Diaz certainly helps.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 20 April 2024 13:15 (five days ago) link

lindor's finally waking up on the left side of the plate

very silly game today, the kind they'd lose if it actually mattered - but hey, i'll take it!

, Sunday, 21 April 2024 01:27 (four days ago) link

also gyac avert your eyes, but alvarez getting surgery on that thumb out 6-8 weeks :\

, Sunday, 21 April 2024 01:46 (four days ago) link

I saw :( bad week for big boys I like

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Sunday, 21 April 2024 01:54 (four days ago) link

vry silly indeed! Mets looking good

H.P, Sunday, 21 April 2024 02:45 (four days ago) link


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