https://i.imgur.com/r23p8Dl.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/jELury3.jpg
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
@BarryBondsHow about that @AROD go-ahead grand slam last night? #Clutch
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 15:12 (eight years ago) link
hahaha
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/billshaikin/status/641481111156035584
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link
so chill
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:11 (eight years ago) link
@MarcCarigJuan Uribe just offered me a wad of chew soaked in Kahlua and honey. I tell Juan Uribe I'm working. Juan Uribe yells "JUST A LITTLE BIT!!!"
― mookieproof, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
@MarlinsA note: @MarlinsPark concession stands are all out of Pepsi Perfect. All other Pepsi products are available. Apologies for the inconvenience
Make alternate plans.
― Andy K, Friday, 25 September 2015 22:44 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CQ5Z7jBUcAAxrbM.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 9 October 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/CMBaseball41/status/662729655208685572
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 November 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2RotSIZ.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 December 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/O9dkQBR.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 8 January 2016 18:50 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRwVa3WcAE80kj.jpg
https://twitter.com/JohnnyCueto/status/690300168730742788
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:45 (eight years ago) link
that's cueto hoss you got there
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 15:15 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/hunterpence/status/689525463773937664
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 00:32 (eight years ago) link
#ad
― Will v. Maim (Will M.), Saturday, 23 January 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/AlexPavlovic/status/698580094843883520
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, 13 February 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link
@pedromouraDave Roberts and White Sox manager Robin Ventura took a picture together at Cactus League media day. “Black man and Robin,” Roberts said.
― mookieproof, Monday, 22 February 2016 22:51 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/pabloozuna38/status/705057945890004992
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 2 March 2016 15:59 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TonyLaRussa/status/712716335780728832
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 March 2016 19:04 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RKe7IDn.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 22 April 2016 15:01 (seven years ago) link
that is brilliant.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 22 April 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/XGT4zlB.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
dan haren @ithrow88@JArrieta34 saw you gave up a run, hang in there. Thinking of you.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 April 2016 22:10 (seven years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE_2mY4Q6jg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
#PuigNotScared
― mookieproof, Friday, 6 May 2016 18:43 (seven years ago) link
@LennyDykstraOh so this is Twitter? I can say whatever the fuck I want right?
right on time
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
lmk when he tweets himself out of the '86 Mets reunion on the 28th
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/mets/lenny-dykstra-live-tweeting-national-spelling-bee-article-1.2650815
― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 28 May 2016 13:28 (seven years ago) link
@JoseCansecoMake no mistake Brexit will crater the UK into recession and the pound will do a 25% faceplant. Capital will flee like its pants are on fire
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
obv an Economist reader
― helpless before THRILLARY (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/JsojfGq.png
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 August 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/776895750810767360
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 September 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
@darrenrovellAndrew Miller says he hasn't washed his jock strap since his last bad outing on Sept. 7. That's 18 appearances and 51 days (H/T @BenReiter)
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link
In unrelated news, Upper Deck is coming out with a limited edition Smell-o-vision series of cards featuring game used baseball equipment! Can't wait to check that out
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link
I know two of the people featured in here: http://mashable.com/2016/10/28/mike-napoli-pooping-game-3
― GUNSHOW POOPHOLE (Phil D.), Saturday, 29 October 2016 02:57 (seven years ago) link
Sad that A's deleted their tweets as I fully support all the SmashMouth bashing.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/page/QTP_161029SmashMouth/twitter-feud-oakland-athletics-smash-mouth-ensues-following-coco-crisp-world-series-hit
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 31 October 2016 00:26 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/797100165110730752
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:37 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAIuB_5.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzYUQAAsgJF.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Czp-lzaUcAAbIQE.jpg
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 20:51 (seven years ago) link
this is an apostrophe
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 December 2016 21:02 (seven years ago) link
Motivational speaker and author Aubrey Huff took to Twitter.
@aubrey_huffI mean seriously what the hell is going on? If you have time 2 march, protest and riot. Maybe it's time for something called a job!
@jeffcdwyerYou swung a stick at a ball for a living. Fuck off.
@aubrey_huff@jeffcdwyer yeah not a lot of boys grow up wanting to do that! I'm such a looser for accomplishing that.
― Andy K, Monday, 30 January 2017 13:12 (seven years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/hayesdavenport/status/825913321668870144
― na (NA), Monday, 30 January 2017 13:20 (seven years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C4UDZl7WcAAPY7b.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 February 2017 15:27 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Smatz88/status/834175589695229953
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 23 February 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/Chron_MattYoung/status/834827079560601600
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 23 February 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link
Gary you push through kids to get autographs for a living. I truly don't care my signature won't pay for your PornHub subscription anymore https://t.co/XOiWVyWFzQ— Micah Johnson (@Micah_Johnson3) May 3, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
FENWAY IS CLOSING??? https://t.co/HikPSSYyDb— DVS (@DVSblast) May 3, 2017
― marcos, Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
Happy "Loving" day pic.twitter.com/vgwPm0aipi— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) June 12, 2017
― mookieproof, Monday, 12 June 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link
A 15-inch mound in a ballpark lit by 60-watt bulbs. Dodger Stadium in the '60s produced less offense than an Osmond Christmas Special. https://t.co/cMucrArcGV— Joe Sheehan (@joe_sheehan) July 10, 2017
― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 July 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
You, a nerd: why do you like baseball it's boringMe, wise: cock like a ball bat pic.twitter.com/YsMAOMtCTH— ak? they gay (@alyssakeiko) August 15, 2017
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 02:33 (six years ago) link
So Arpaio is free....among people he illegally attempted to detain. America's Toughest Sheriff? We're about to find out. Good luck, Joe.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 August 2017 03:07 (six years ago) link
You sound like my agent trying to get me a job after my 2013 season with the Nationals https://t.co/15QaLwk1RI— dan haren (@ithrow88) August 29, 2017
(his 2013 wasn't awful actually)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 05:10 (six years ago) link
welp
http://deadspin.com/willson-contreras-slides-into-mia-khalifas-dms-refuses-1800663882
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 September 2017 11:08 (six years ago) link
4.2 bsr @fangraphs so you should 🤐 https://t.co/56MKFvbgoE— Tommy Pham (@TphamLV) August 13, 2017
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 September 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
These are two interesting tweets: pic.twitter.com/v5KiOEXyY3— Marc Carig (@MarcCarig) September 19, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
hmmm
― nomar, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
Folks, I did the math.Assuming this is his last start, Trevor Williams must allow 3 ER over 5.2 IP in a ND to finish 6-9 with a 4.20 ERA. pic.twitter.com/zifRBMeRn6— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) September 26, 2017
Folks, it gets better.If Homer Bailey goes 6 IP, allows 4 ER and gets the win tomorrow, he finishes 6-9 with a 6.90 ERA and 69 ER allowed. pic.twitter.com/TsTA7BbtC3— Connor Newcomb (@ConnorNewcomb_) September 26, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link
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― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
For some reason, C.J. Wilson’s car dealership paid to advertise on the big screen between innings at this meaningless Angels-White Sox game.— Pedro Moura (@pedromoura) September 29, 2017
He has a Mazda dealership in Chicago. When I was with the Cubs he let me borrow a cherry red Mazda SUV. Zoom zoom— dan haren (@ithrow88) September 29, 2017
― Andy K, Friday, 29 September 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link
✔
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 September 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLYOZviXkAAd4g3.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 October 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link
@Dodgers tell @BMcCarthy32 he’s in. He tells them paint in office sucks. Then says thanks, likes a Flake tweet, chooses arbitrary snack.— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) October 24, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 22:01 (six years ago) link
How do you believe humans arrived on this planet?— AUBREY HUFF (@aubrey_huff) November 14, 2017
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
Will be at ur show in Jan. I’m sure you’ll make a stop at @Onnit Let’s train and get weird @joerogan— Jake Arrieta (@JArrieta34) November 17, 2017
― na (NA), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
Hi Robert - Yes. Die Hard is a Christmas movie. #BooneAMA https://t.co/et6ukeBK6C— New York Yankees (@Yankees) December 6, 2017
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 December 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
🏹🏹🏹 pic.twitter.com/9c2nw5hRiw— Minnesota Twins (@Twins) December 15, 2017
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 December 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link
https://deadspin.com/there-is-now-an-app-for-triple-crown-ratio-lines-on-bad-1821792463
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 January 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
time to take a big sip of coffee and check out MLB all-star Sammy Sosa’s engagement photos pic.twitter.com/qfRHNOTFWk— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) February 11, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link
yikes
walking up Broadway in NYC, i am always startled to see on the sidewalk plaques that they had a parade for Sosa there.
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 11 February 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link
Clayton Kershaw, on if he’s gotten over the World Series: “I don’t really take something and move on. I just kind of absorb it.” Is that healthy? “I’m not sure. I’ll let you know, if I explode at some point.”— Andy McCullough (@McCulloughTimes) February 13, 2018
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link
I pitched a few seasons completely out of the stretch actually, just not by choice https://t.co/13bDxVOzsF— dan haren (@ithrow88) February 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
Dan Haren's like a modern day Bob Uecker, hope he sticks around
― frogbs, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link
Pedro Moura looks exactly like I expected him to look
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 22:56 (six years ago) link
Been sitting on this... Exit velo and launch angle and it’s correlation to % chance of becoming a homer. 2014 vs. 2017 pic.twitter.com/UrfVVFVuJB— Justin Verlander (@JustinVerlander) March 2, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 19:58 (six years ago) link
We..worked on this story for a year...and...he just...he tweeted it outhttps://t.co/E4prSi2A4F— Ben Lindbergh (@BenLindbergh) March 2, 2018
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link
lol(this is re: juiced balls i take it?)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:31 (six years ago) link
well, in the absence of other explanations for increased HR likelihood
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 March 2018 20:35 (six years ago) link
U know what’s really unexpectedly cool about playing right field? I get to be eye level with the fans sitting on my side. Had some fun roasting a guy yesterday lol— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) March 15, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 March 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link
Pay your debts https://t.co/jOxGJscA3O— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) March 29, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2018 21:58 (six years ago) link
I hear from some of you tweetsters that my Seinfeld episode was on tonight on Pix. That means I’ll get a nice little check. Enough to pay for dinner tomorrow with the boys in DC. GN— keith Hernandez (@kher8286) April 4, 2018
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 April 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
Ozzie Guillen In A Venezuelan Telenovela pic.twitter.com/xpk2sUbiIA— Gustavo Vega (@iamvega1982) May 2, 2018
― na (NA), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 01:19 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/n5zZ055.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 15 May 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link
zach cozart seems really fun
Zack Cozart on the #Rays starting Romo on back-to-back days: “It was weird...it’s bad for baseball, in my opinion...It’s spring training. That’s the best way to explain it.” #Angels— Fabian Ardaya (@FabianArdaya) May 20, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Monday, 21 May 2018 23:02 (five years ago) link
v. v. good for baseball, of course
― francisF, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link
Dear couple that clearly broke up while standing near our bullpen in the 5th inning today,Lovely entertainment for a few minutes, but we hope you’re ok. Feel free to come back tomorrow and discuss with us. We can provide the third party point of view! Love,The Jays bullpen!— John Axford (@JohnAxford) May 26, 2018
― na (NA), Saturday, 26 May 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link
THIS WEBSITE IS FREE @keithlaw pic.twitter.com/DghkOQtQR9— MillennialFalcon (@zak_vargas) May 25, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 26 May 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/B3p5aEHSlb— Danny Duffy (@duffkc41) June 1, 2018
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Saturday, 2 June 2018 02:34 (five years ago) link
PJ Conlon after being reacquired by the Mets in less than a week
pic.twitter.com/NS2wWzGSOV— PJ Conlon (@pjconlon29) June 6, 2018
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 June 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link
ha ha ha
― na (NA), Thursday, 7 June 2018 02:05 (five years ago) link
Giants fans should be really excited with Bumgarner back. Now guys like Samardzija, Cueto, can drop the load on their big horse— Pedro Martinez (@45PedroMartinez) June 6, 2018
― k3vin k., Thursday, 7 June 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/RYADfsJ.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 16 June 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link
I have never taken a selfie in my life🤣😂so here it is, happy #NationalSelfieDay everyone!! Let’s see yours,,,BE BLESS!!🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/pWkswOkAWF— Bengie Molina (@BengieMolina1) June 21, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 June 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link
great selfie
― obviously DLC (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 June 2018 22:07 (five years ago) link
I look at the first 10 digits of line scores in case one forms a phone number. I found one this year, I can’t tell you the game, that would be intrusive. I called the number, and a guy answered! I hung up without speaking. What was I going to say, your number is a line score?— Tim Kurkjian (@Kurkjian_ESPN) June 27, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link
there's a lot of downtime in baseball
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link
Happy 4th you filthy animals pic.twitter.com/xpteIuqTV4— Joe Kelly Jr. (@JosephKellyJr) July 4, 2018
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 July 2018 22:47 (five years ago) link
This is the face of toxic masculinity pic.twitter.com/rhIL6SIW3g— Mina (@maddc8) July 11, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 July 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
Some players have racist and offensive old tweets and then there's Lucas Giolito. 😂 pic.twitter.com/tLhoLdNR1N— Mike (@ChiSoxFanMike) July 18, 2018
― na (NA), Friday, 20 July 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/zJkYwLYSUq— Name cannot be blank (@BryonHull) July 22, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link
follow-up to that: https://deadspin.com/sounds-like-everyone-should-lay-off-that-cubs-fan-who-1827798042
― na (NA), Monday, 23 July 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link
this man wasn't a baseball thief - he actually runs a local charity dedicated to giving away baseballs to the most deserving children in the tri-state area!
but good on him. honestly, i occasionally work in the camera pit at baseball games and have witnessed some of the most pathetic behavior possible re: adults wanting baseballs, so the clip (as it appeared on the surface) didn't surprise me
― Karl Malone, Monday, 23 July 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link
Brewers acquire Joakim Soria @SenFeinstein 1st— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) July 26, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:39 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjH4kcqV4AE2Q9X.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 July 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link
hoo boy
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link
well, there are three Twitter teenagers exposed... surely that's the end of it
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link
Please stop digging through my tweets. I’ve already deleted all my tweets about liking pineapple pizza. Thx.— Trevor Williams (@MeLlamoTrevor) July 30, 2018
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link
"As The Washington Post notes, fan rivalries may have played a role in the revelations about Newcomb and Turner, whose Braves and Nationals compete in the same division. The newspaper observes that the past tweets were dug up by Twitter accounts apparently run by fans of the opposing clubs"
https://www.npr.org/2018/07/30/633933951/offensive-tweets-remind-major-leaguers-that-on-social-media-the-past-is-never-pa
― Michael F Gill, Monday, 30 July 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link
oppo dump c/d?
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 30 July 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/dc-sports-bog/wp/2018/07/30/sean-doolittle-theres-no-place-for-racism-insensitive-language-or-even-casual-homophobia/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th[Sun rises][Sun keeps getting bigger]BUCK: yes[World engulfed by flames]BUCK: oh god yes— Justin Klugh (@justin_klugh) October 28, 2015
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:19 (five years ago) link
Sports Twitter canon
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 August 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link
I'm sure you're all familiar
https://www.theawl.com/2017/08/five-years-of-crab-rangoon/
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link
Don't try to lecture Mike Clevinger on his long hair. He'll roast you. We've got your Twitter beef recap ➡️ https://t.co/g7OPNEw4fX pic.twitter.com/QHnipZgNdB— Yahoo Sports MLB (@MLByahoosports) August 20, 2018
― na (NA), Monday, 20 August 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
169 actually. Official distance.— Trevor Bauer (@BauerOutage) August 17, 2018
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 00:34 (five years ago) link
We see that the time honored tradition of @Indians rehabs affecting the @EasternLeague playoffs is continuing this year. #TravisHafner2008 https://t.co/NirueuvzJA— Bowie Baysox (@BowieBaysox) September 6, 2018
Well, when you guys make the playoffs, we're sure the @Orioles will have some MLB-quality players to send out on rehab. #2035 https://t.co/C0YpmOlrOP— Akron RubberDucks (@AkronRubberDuck) September 6, 2018
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 September 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
ethered
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 7 September 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link
I just started typing the words “I got” and my phone’s suggestions for the next word we’re “to,” “for,” and “DFAd.” This is not a joke. It’s just happened that many times.— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) October 18, 2018
― Michael F Gill, Friday, 19 October 2018 02:47 (five years ago) link
On this day 46 years ago the American League adopted the designated hitter rule. The age of strategy was gone; that of sophisters, economists, and calculators had succeeded; and the glory of baseball was extinguished forever.— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 11, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:16 (five years ago) link
most anyone else and I could detect snark
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 January 2019 20:28 (five years ago) link
"Whit Merrifield has one of the best social media accounts in the game" 🤔 pic.twitter.com/rB8slfkZJ9— Scott Walker's Bald Spot (@TacoAffcionado) January 28, 2019
― na (NA), Monday, 28 January 2019 19:03 (five years ago) link
If we get 1,000,000 RTs, we'll lick the foul pole.No, we're not warm yet.Yes, we will do it. pic.twitter.com/aiykd0UpQV— Cleveland Indians (@Indians) January 30, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:49 (five years ago) link
if they get 2 million retweets, they'll rename the team?
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link
pokemon that have the same hair as major league players, a thread:— Shanna Shi (@shanna_shi) January 30, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
watching professionla sports teams interact w ewach other in the thread under that cleveland tweet is deeply ufcked up, like, it just hit me really viscerally hard right now how insane a bunch of poorly paid 20 somethings more or less professionally roleplaying a billion dollar organization online is (esp when the org can get in trouble if they do it wrong)
― suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:10 (five years ago) link
also lol that pokemon thread rules
also leave clint frazier alone, he's on smoko
― suggest boban (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 23:11 (five years ago) link
#ExposBowl Update - End of 1st QTR🏈 1995 Expos Draft Pick: 0⚾️ Expos Catcher Jerry Goff’s Son: 0#SBLIII— Montreal Expos ⚾️ #Expos50 (@Montreal_Expos) February 4, 2019
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 4 February 2019 01:45 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dy0X8XuXgAUPJ-s.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
The #rays Kevin Cash says they plan on three starters and two days with an opener.— Neil Solondz (@neilsolondz) February 12, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link
is opener what we are calling them now? confusing since that's also uhh what we call a game in march
― they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:38 (five years ago) link
https://www.instagram.com/jarrieta49/p/BucFApIgeDd/
― na (NA), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:34 (five years ago) link
@Morbs
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:41 (five years ago) link
right?? I WANT THIS FEATURE IN ILX SO BAD
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 28 February 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link
Herbs, ranked:1. Tarragon2. Chive3. Dill4. Cilantro 5. Thai basil 6. Marjoram 7. Mint 8. Bay leaf 9. Thyme 10. Rosemary— Phil Hughes (@PJHughes45) March 1, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:43 (five years ago) link
I would have put Herb Tarlek way up there.
― clemenza, Friday, 1 March 2019 19:46 (five years ago) link
sage advice
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 March 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link
Umpire cam. MLB needed this like yesterday. pic.twitter.com/HDHRlfr8xh— Brodie Brazil (@BrodieNBCS) March 18, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:14 (five years ago) link
damn that's cool!
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:22 (five years ago) link
that's like a real life the show game
― John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 06:55 (five years ago) link
Hrudeycam
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:13 (five years ago) link
I'm sure umpires association will object to it but this is awesome and shld be implemented
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 11:51 (five years ago) link
i'm not advocating for robot umpires, but....if robot umpires, then there could just be a camera behind the catcher that could capture the same view
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 14:45 (five years ago) link
kickass data viz:
Top 10 all time @MLB walks by year starting in 1900. 🚶🚶🚶 pic.twitter.com/3PCgqfsPI0— Daren Willman (@darenw) March 20, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:15 (five years ago) link
fantastic
― heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:22 (five years ago) link
das ma shih
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 March 2019 23:32 (five years ago) link
Now you're just showing off, @Max_Scherzer. pic.twitter.com/Ucniizt5C0— MLB (@MLB) March 23, 2019
― John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, Saturday, 23 March 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link
we don't deserve Joey Votto pic.twitter.com/7AKZxO9qa1— Sr VP of Trivia (@RedsGM) March 27, 2019
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:49 (five years ago) link
awesome
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 27 March 2019 23:55 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/AJTreuB.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 March 2019 00:08 (five years ago) link
perhaps not important, just sad
https://nypost.com/2019/04/02/ron-darling-digs-in-lenny-dykstra-has-backers-as-fight-gets-ugly/
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
who could have guessed
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link
for God's sake don't look at Dykstra's Twitter
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link
2019 Flow Chart Guide to running on A's outfielders pic.twitter.com/Q8Gao2baGq— Ken Arneson (@kenarneson) April 2, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D3WmROKWwAcCCOR.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 April 2019 06:17 (four years ago) link
lmao
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 April 2019 08:32 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D4cQsjtUEAIPMUl.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
Grichuk otm
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link
"let the kids play" "rewrite the rules" ok but in the bottom of the 2nd, down by five runs?
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 18 April 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link
Brendan Rodgers has arrived. Let’s do this @Broddddd3! 👍 pic.twitter.com/o7vQMViMb1— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) May 17, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link
Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.” pic.twitter.com/9k0LR62jFj— Ryan Dorsey (@ElectRyanDorsey) May 18, 2019
ht deadspin
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
^awesome
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:27 (four years ago) link
pimping homeruns doesn’t matter the planet is dying.— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) June 15, 2019
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 June 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link
Wow. His bio there is awesome as well.
― timellison, Saturday, 15 June 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link
yeah instant follow!
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:01 (four years ago) link
a Jewish, vegan, extremely online utility man who once led the majors in BB/K ratio :D
― Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 16 June 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
He's doing good things in SLC (.294/.378/.374), should be called up to Anaheim soon.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 June 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link
SO HE HAS 68.8 CAREER WAR, THE MOST ANYONE HAS HAD AT HIS AGE. SO IT'S NOT JUST HIS ELITE HITTING, BUT THE FACT THAT HE'S AN EXCELLENT RUNNER AND PLAYS A PREMIUM DEFENSIVE POSITION. HE'S LIKE A HEALTHIER MANTLE. HERE PULL OUT YOUR PHONE AND I'LL SHOW YOU HIS PAGE ON BASEBALL REF- pic.twitter.com/O61y8ycuKE— Foolish Baseball (@FoolishBB) June 15, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
(1957) Splitting time between Brooklyn and Los Angeles could make both sides happy— Past Fangraphs (@pastfangraphs) June 25, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link
That page is hilarious.
― timellison, Tuesday, 25 June 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link
Often when people move from New York to California they worry about losing their touch. https://t.co/Z8R9OxuAVv— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) July 3, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 18:11 (four years ago) link
Just a friendly 4th of July reminder that absolutely no one is going to watch the video of fireworks you recorded on your phone— Dexter Fowler (@DexterFowler) July 4, 2019
― na (NA), Friday, 5 July 2019 00:09 (four years ago) link
Furries— andrew mccutchen (@TheCUTCH22) July 5, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 5 July 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link
um
Took extras to beat us again. https://t.co/7JSCL3MUD4 #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/hzYzlK3mDY— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 6, 2019
― d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 6 July 2019 04:20 (four years ago) link
Put Yadier Molina in the HOF rn pic.twitter.com/Z14SjwLPOW— RIP TYLER (@PlsBillyEppler) July 8, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 July 2019 04:03 (four years ago) link
yadier molina has already been elected into the hall of fame
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 July 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
One time, while I was catching a game against the Rockies, Troy Tulowotzki didn’t like a low pitch called by the umpire.He turned to argue, but before he could I said, “Troy, did you think that pitch was TULO?”😬😬😬— John Baker (@manbearwolf) July 26, 2019
― mookieproof, Friday, 26 July 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
There's a lotta stuff going on rn— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) July 31, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 02:35 (four years ago) link
Guys, we were just chillin at a @rockies baseball game, and my brother decided to step into a speed pitch challenge...he hit 96 mph 😳 @MLB Let’s get him signed! pic.twitter.com/g0fKrvUxzt— Christian Patterson (@cpatterson_7) July 15, 2019
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
(check the follow-up, caveat: could be some #viral #astroturfing)
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 2 August 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link
baseball wives and gun control
https://deadspin.com/lucas-giolitos-wife-calls-out-anthony-swarzaks-wife-for-1837068317
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link
Lots of concerns about Gilead but my main question: are there dogs? Because every time June goes sneaking out at night, there are A LOT of dogs barking in the background and I’d just like to know what the deal is. Thx— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) August 15, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link
.@tmorello leads the 3rd Tour Series in @StratOMatic 1-0 hrs searching and coming for my ass yo. Damn Mule Suttles is killing me 4 home runs in the last 2 games . I intentionally walked him the last 3 times at the plate. So Team Morello is coming at me . 10 runs & 3 HRs .. sht pic.twitter.com/oiSkw7QRhy— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) August 27, 2019
― Andy K, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
I saw strat in the window of my local game store and basically did the Chris Christie pointing dot jpg as I walked by
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
Relax Roxane https://t.co/enTB1OpNIv— Christian Yelich (@ChristianYelich) August 27, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
i stand behind you, Christian
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
BIG SERIES BEGINNING TONIGHT VS. CUBS. OFF DAY WAS GOOD FOR THE METS. THEY ARE AN EMOTIONAL & SPIRITED BUNCH. LIKE TO SEE THEM CALM DOWN EMOTIONALLY DURING GAMES. IT'S TOO DRAINING. MUST STAY ON AN EVEN KEEL. THEY ARE YOUNG AND WILL LEARN. LGM— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link
I’ve been informed that large caps means screaming. I was not screaming and I won’t use large caps again unless I’m really screaming.— keith Hernandez (@keithhernandez) August 27, 2019
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link
why isn't he screaming LGM, though?
#apathy
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link
i think you know what happened next
The brothers Moran. pic.twitter.com/cpnJ0YtyrS— Pirates (@Pirates) September 4, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 September 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link
ive been very away from ilx for a while and just saw that yelich tweet but are they trying to make "relax roxane" the baseball "i'm trying jennifer"?
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 9 September 2019 07:50 (four years ago) link
roxane's original tweet has been deleted so i don't know the context
― I'm a board man. Board man gets paid (Will M.), Monday, 9 September 2019 07:51 (four years ago) link
she was carping at him being a bad influence on kids for posing nude for the espn thing
― na (NA), Monday, 9 September 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link
charlie made a meh-meh
Photo credit: Lindy Powers (1994) pic.twitter.com/PBPUYYLrnt— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) September 23, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 23 September 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link
His twitter name is fried chicken, and he said some weird things to me, so I told him to eat fried chicken for every meal until he dies— ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) (@faridyu) October 11, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 October 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link
Baseball is uncanceled pic.twitter.com/Dqggkbv8Il— alyssa, a longtime Nats fan, (@alyssakeiko) October 24, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 October 2019 06:15 (four years ago) link
waited a long time for that one
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
that is a hell of a burn
― frogbs, Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
George Will is the worst baseball writer who ever lived. https://t.co/3QaizUDFB4— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 30, 2019
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
But for the grace of god did The Mick predate Twitter
https://i2.wp.com/diamondhoggers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mantle.jpg?w=590
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 7 November 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link
Yu Darvish is perfect. pic.twitter.com/NUFPdzz5Yw— Holly (@holly_holl) November 13, 2019
― na (NA), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 02:44 (four years ago) link
More from thread legend Aubrey Huff.
Aubrey obviously better with a gun than he was with the bat during his Tigers interlude in 2009. Batted .189 with a .567 OPS during his 40 games with Detroit. Stationary targets are, like political enemies, preferred targets of the right. https://t.co/eBZyINjgPs— Lynn G. Henning (@Lynn_Henning) November 27, 2019
― Andy K, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link
lol
looks like Blake Snell got word of the trade pic.twitter.com/XLzSepKEpN— DRaysBay (@draysbay) December 6, 2019
― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 7 December 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
Totally agree, Aubrey! I could take instruction from a softball player but not an ex female! Only a current female. https://t.co/b26Ej0zdlH— Ty Kelly (@tykelly11) January 17, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 January 2020 16:07 (four years ago) link
The Shining. pic.twitter.com/Y1T0gaXNKG— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) February 7, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
haha, whoops:
Favorite moment from the 2019 College Baseball SeasonKumar Rocker with a no hitter thru 6.2 innings in the NCAA Super Regional... Duke calls an "Offensive Conference" (to mess w/ Rocker's rhythm). Rocker gets the K & screams at Duke's bench 🗣️Kumar throws a 19K No Hitter 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Dum074XP4U— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) February 7, 2020
Hahaha
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:40 (four years ago) link
Is that John Rocker's kid jk
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 7 February 2020 18:49 (four years ago) link
they let him throw 131 pitches in that game >:(
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link
anna calcaterra otm
Last night:Me: Got any homework?Anna: Nah. Me: Whatcha gonna do?Anna: Have a map I’m working on. Just found this on her desk. pic.twitter.com/9uulpX1Pve— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) February 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:35 (four years ago) link
First thing I’m doing is changing my bunting rating from a 20 to a 99 Bc I’m an absolute bunting unit https://t.co/ZMVvcqzROU— Braden Webb (@Bwebb_30) February 13, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 13 February 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
Here’s something to make you feel old: Don Kelly turning 40. https://t.co/I7pTiX6oA3— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 15, 2020
― Andy K, Saturday, 15 February 2020 16:00 (four years ago) link
Mercy. pic.twitter.com/wATyzseOcH— Lindsey Adler (@lindseyadler) February 16, 2020
― na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:19 (four years ago) link
of course then racist astros fans responded with pics of yuli gurriel making “Asian eyes” during the World Series a couple of years ago
― na (NA), Monday, 17 February 2020 02:21 (four years ago) link
Commissioner Manfred is hurting baseball, but MLB's wealthy owners don't mind as long as he protects their huge profits. https://t.co/LxFqwnhcXq— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) February 18, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 February 2020 13:20 (four years ago) link
if Sanders is the nominee he should campaign mainly on baseball, fixing baseball, the guys ruining baseball, etc., also mention giving old people more social security more often— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) February 24, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 24 February 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
They are very few of us who can confront the dragon alone— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 24, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 24 February 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link
Is Jose making a salient point or talking about his dick? Who knows!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 24 February 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
maybe it's a steely dan / heroin ref? don't confront the dragon jose, alone or otherwise!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 February 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
This is Addison Russell’s entire blurb in this year’s @baseballpro annual. pic.twitter.com/Vp6GLEvcip— Shaker Samman (@ShakerSamman) February 20, 2020
― na (NA), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link
Ryan Zimmerman, Patrick Corbin, Trea Turner, Daniel Hudson and Kurt Suzuki all played golf with Donald Trump in West Palm Beach on Sunday afternoon.— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) March 9, 2020
― na (NA), Monday, 9 March 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
what are we even doing, man?— Andy McCullough (@ByMcCullough) March 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:16 (four years ago) link
otm
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 15:26 (four years ago) link
A few important public health messages for everyone #ThrowbackThursday style pic.twitter.com/ltaUJXOhN8— Dick Allen (@DickAllen_15) March 19, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
In G2 of the 1998 ALCS, Chuck Knoblauch stopped to argue a call at 1B while the play was live, allowing the go-ahead run to score from first on a bunt. Asked after why he had done something so stupid, Knoblauch said, "We call it the Chinese Virus because it came from China."— Steven Goldman (@GoStevenGoldman) March 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 March 2020 19:14 (four years ago) link
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 20 March 2020 20:56 (four years ago) link
I call trump the woman President because he came from a woman. Look it up
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 20 March 2020 23:28 (four years ago) link
We know you all missed Opening Day as much as we did. In the meantime until we see you again soon, here’s a special message from someone who always makes us feel better. pic.twitter.com/Na3ea1bjMh— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 27, 2020
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 27 March 2020 18:56 (four years ago) link
Hello everyone,Hope all of you are doing good.These are difficult days and I wanted to know how are you.I'm doing fine, being careful.Don't let fear control you and follow the instructions so you can stay healthy.Thanks to all of you for being here.— Bill Madlock (@MadlockBill) March 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 27 March 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
Jason Giambi as sandwiches - a thread pic.twitter.com/rOdiD9yJE0— jay | certified sopranos expert 🗽 (@jaydestro) March 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
East Texas long toss #QuarantineLife pic.twitter.com/EV0ROe5DXZ— Grayson Rodriguez (@G_Rodriguez16) April 2, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link
S/D Unconventional Stadium Dimensions
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 6 April 2020 04:44 (three years ago) link
(xposted)
cc: @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/pQyMhyGOUA— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 8, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 April 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
the mannequins look as lifelike as Cardinal fans
Biden should do this for the DNC imo pic.twitter.com/Vg4sEYWxHt— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) April 13, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link
that's not true. i don't see any of those mannequins cheering wildly for the productive ground ball out to the right side that moved the runner from 2nd to 3rd with still only 1 out, for example
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link
if grapefruit MLB starts up, i'm gonna make a homemade mannequin to sit and watch the games with me at home
will it be a Mike Shannon figure?
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
the mike shannon figure will reek of budweiser and be draped over a guardrail barfing, just like in normal times
― let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 April 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link
mookie is this your work? :)
*Checks current competition for "baseball's most ferocious sandwich-based logo"* pic.twitter.com/Utck3i9C6b— Minor League Baseball (@MiLB) April 13, 2020
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link
no . . . but if you see any tweets about randy 'macho man' savage's minor league career, that's probably me
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link
if i was a hat person i'd wear the augusta and trenton ones, maybe start a new streetwear trend
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 14 April 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link
Joe Kelly busting a window while practicing his change up is exactly what this quarantine needed pic.twitter.com/mizSujtHL2— Allie (@allie_g18) April 16, 2020
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link
yes, posted on the chatter thread. amazing scenes. linchpin of the 2018 postseason!
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
whoops!
― Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 16 April 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link
my dad's reply to this video:
'well, he always could through it through a brick wall. IF he hit the brick wall!'
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 16 April 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/7KJcvMZPME— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) April 17, 2020
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 18 April 2020 04:46 (three years ago) link
Several years ago, Kentucky Senator and Hall of Famer Jim Bunning and I were sitting on a bench outside the Otesaga Hotel looking out at the lake. "Promise me you'll never believe anything Mitch McConnell says," Bunning quietly requested. I have upheld Bunning's request.— Peter Gammons (@pgammo) April 23, 2020
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 April 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
Warms my heart picturing you sitting on the couch thinking about me https://t.co/6TnVQGqhB6— Ross Stripling (@RossStripling) May 14, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 15 May 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link
Lol
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 15 May 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link
Last night, my son was shot in the eye with a rubber bullet while peacefully protesting for justice for George Floyd. His story is not unique. Countless others have also experienced this use of excessive police force while trying to have their voices heard.— Dale Murphy (@DaleMurphy3) June 1, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 1 June 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link
June 1, 2007: AA Mississippi Braves manager Phillip Wellman with one of the all-time great manager tirades. pic.twitter.com/kHkQV4mIJz— This Day In Sports Clips (@TDISportsClips) June 1, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 1 June 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link
What an insufferable dumbass
I just high fived a dude in the grocery isle not wearing his mask like me. We didn’t sanitize after. Wait...that sounded gay. Shit that was politically incorrect.— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 9, 2020
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 04:45 (three years ago) link
little fuckin pansies scared of some shit you cain't even see
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 09:45 (three years ago) link
click through for the full effect:
0 times divorced, but if he keeps walking the lead-off batter, I’ll consider filing 🤔 https://t.co/iAgvPcrazV— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) September 2, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link
awwww. they seem great!
Call him a career minor leaguer, call him a journeyman, a failed prospect, a long shot, a lost cause, a little too old, call him what you want. But today, call him a Major League Baseball player. I am so deeply proud of this man. He waited his whole life for this opportunity... pic.twitter.com/LnV0IOpWjM— Sara Stock (@sara__stock) June 25, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link
In @MLB the @astros r now up 2-0 vs @Athletics : happy for @OgSwaggerdick Dusty Baker . Astros sending message we r for real after all the embarrassment caused by cheating in the past .— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) October 6, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link
i didn't realize that eric andre was ogswaggerdick dusty baker
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link
and it's unclear whether or not dick vitale realized
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link
LMFAO LETS GO #RaysUp pic.twitter.com/DSqLnVIklj— Manuel Mar🐐 (@Tuataggy) October 10, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Saturday, 10 October 2020 05:46 (three years ago) link
https://twitter.com/juanctoribio/status/131480074813641113
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 October 2020 06:22 (three years ago) link
Randy Arozarena posts the dance battle against Brett Phillips on his Instagram. He said: “Today I took home the crown. I won my rematch.”Phillips and Arozarena are now tied. pic.twitter.com/OvteU49zQd— Juan Toribio (@juanctoribio) October 10, 2020
Good lord
― calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link
I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I apologize to my wife, family, friends and coworkers. I believed I was not visible on Zoom, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a homerun. And so that'll make it a 4-0 ballgame— Emma Baccelleerie 🎃 (@emmabaccellieri) October 19, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
far be it for me to judge a working writer but she's missing out on Booccelleerie imo
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link
you can't tell me that tweet isn't just from an episode of brockmire
― TRANCED INTO RADIOACTIVE PUREE (Will M.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
Let’s take a vote .How about we have a Bobby Bonilla day every year .Hand him an oversized check and drive a lap around the stadium.Could be fun— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 20, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link
I'm not sure if this is cool or kind of needy...both?
Here are my 2 Gold Gloves and Silver Slugger! pic.twitter.com/j7FvDu3Kr5— Jesse Barfield (@JesseBarfield29) November 24, 2020
Maybe the only Jays history I was ever present for: Barfield's 40th HR in 1986, first Jay to do so.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link
i saw jesse hit many home runs through the windows of the textile mill behind bill meyer stadium in knoxville tennessee when i was very young. one night he broke his bat and my dad asked the batboy if he could have it. quite a treasure now.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link
Excellent. He was awesome in '85 and '86--Rickey Henderson was better, maybe Dale Murphy, and that was it for outfielders. Years after I saw that game he was at the Skydome for autographs; I of course mentioned being there when he hit his 40th, and--as is usually the case with baseball players--he remembered the pitcher, the count, the pitch, everything.
― clemenza, Thursday, 26 November 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
I’ve been saving this anecdote for a story, but screw it. Too good to squirrel away. Someone suggested Rays pitcher Tyler Glasnow try to get angry before starts. To do this, he would look at pictures of one person. He pulled out his phone and showed me. It was Martin Shkreli. pic.twitter.com/TJHpgp1iTE— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 21, 2020
― mookieproof, Monday, 21 December 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link
oh my god
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
astounding
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 21 December 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
wow, that's a great anecdote
― Karl Malone, Monday, 21 December 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
I’m fighting tonight for everyone who’s tired of Barstool Sports being on the internet— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) February 5, 2021
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 5 February 2021 18:11 (three years ago) link
Luis Guillorme drew a 22-pitch walk in the 5th inning. Relive the entire at-bat right here 😤 😤 😤 pic.twitter.com/cS57po7ulf— SNY (@SNYtv) March 14, 2021
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 15 March 2021 03:59 (three years ago) link
i was there
watching on tv i mean
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:09 (three years ago) link
he's the guy that casually caught the flying bat a couple years ago
he rules
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 04:13 (three years ago) link
That’s nuts. Was that a fluke, or is this guy some quick-hands god?!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 March 2021 04:17 (three years ago) link
he is in fact a quick-hands god
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 05:21 (three years ago) link
i will give you this heavily cardinals-centered answer: that was jordan hicks' first appearance since 2019, when he had tommy john. the weird thing with him, his whole career, is that he doesn't have a high strikeout %, despite a 104 mph fastball and a wicker slider that's even better. it is bizarre. i am not a pitching expert or stats pro, i have no idea why this happens. but he has always been a pitcher that quickly gets to 2 strikes and then induces weak contact. he's awesome. i love him. he's great. but of all pitchers to have a 22-pitch walk, it's him
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:34 (three years ago) link
and it's pretty amazing that the average MLB player can at least make consistent contact on 104 mph
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:35 (three years ago) link
every time i watch him pitch, it's like a wholesome reminder that "these guys are good"
that is cardinals-centric, but also i feel like it might be more relevant than this 80 wRC+ rookie's contact skillz, that's right, sick BURN on the mets, i am officially RE-IGNITING the CARDINALS-METS RIVALRY, and i guarantee 100% cardinal victories this season, starting now, in spring training, right now
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:37 (three years ago) link
the METS do DRUGS
and the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 05:38 (three years ago) link
luis guillorme is, by every measure for years on end, a defensive genius. also he caught that bat out of fucking mid-air.
dude would be a fucking folk hero in pittsburgh but instead he'll be quad-a fodder in syracuse
― mookieproof, Monday, 15 March 2021 06:00 (three years ago) link
the mid-80s cardinals do NOT do DRUGS!
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 15 March 2021 07:56 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/spdyfDE.png
― mookieproof, Saturday, 3 April 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link
Get his ass
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 3 April 2021 23:57 (two years ago) link
*and my parents naming me Dick Staff. Fixed it https://t.co/bZDGXI7Umn— Noah Syndergaard (@Noahsyndergaard) April 9, 2021
― na (NA), Friday, 9 April 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link
Baseball fans need to watch more cricket and appreciate baseball's relative brevity
― octobeard, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:06 (two years ago) link
No thanks
― calstars, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link
T20 is basically the length of a baseball game, no?
― Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:38 (two years ago) link
It’s kitten season 😽⚾️ pic.twitter.com/4PTYhIWWuD— Charlie Manuel (@CMBaseball41) June 10, 2021
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 02:52 (two years ago) link
You know what fucking time it is. https://t.co/T7BjGKiAby— David Roth (@david_j_roth) June 28, 2021
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:53 (two years ago) link
idgi
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link
“Remember Some guys” is a low level sports meme
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link
Guess it hasnt made it to the old country yet
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link
i have to admit, i had totally forgotten about puig and russell, and thought was A. Gonzalez had long stopped playing
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link
feel like a Guy I Remember fairly often is Wilin Rosario, on account of i thought he was gonna be the next great hitting catcher at one point lol
― Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link
Bob Melvin said he watches Friends reruns after losses. Seen every episode. So I had to ask: did Ross cheat on Rachel, or were they on a break?"Don't even get me started on that," he said. "I do have some ideas on that but I'm not going there. That's a loaded question, Steve."— Steve Berman (@BASportsGuy) July 24, 2021
― mookieproof, Saturday, 24 July 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link
Ha ha!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 July 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link
Chipper Jones raw dogged every Hooters waitress between Chattanooga and Tampa but scared of the jab? Make it make sense. Still love the guy but the math ain’t math-ing there!— Everyone Hates Chris (@ckssense) March 12, 2022
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:34 (two years ago) link
loool
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 March 2022 22:59 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/aFvAW3A.jpg
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:32 (one year ago) link
not fair someone should be that good at baseball and that good at twitter
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 7 July 2022 18:41 (one year ago) link
Pour one out for the Rays’ ballboy pic.twitter.com/69fN1dU1mi— Ben Palmer (@benjpalmer) July 16, 2022
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 17 July 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link
Not baseball per se BUT
pic.twitter.com/KXyqUQEuI9— meaning machine (@EricThurm) November 2, 2022
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 2 November 2022 20:27 (one year ago) link
as soon as i read the first tweet i knew what the second would be
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 22:17 (one year ago) link
I'm sure Aaron Judge is reaching for his phone as I type.
Aaron judge I am getting ready for you let's see if you can hit a baseball as far as I can hit a softball I doubt that very much let me know when you're ready we'll do the competition for charity pic.twitter.com/riWXN8Z878— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) January 5, 2023
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link
(Is punctuation considered bad form on Twitter, or is it that you're wasting precious character count? That tweet reminds me of 10,000 student journal entries I marked.)
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link
real ballers don’t need punctuation
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:29 (one year ago) link
the lack of punctuation is just part of what makes him a Tru Poster
― mookieproof, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:24 (one year ago) link
It's possible he was influenced by Ulysses.
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:38 (one year ago) link
if you're not for canseco, you are against canseco. and he thrives on competition, so watch out
I TROLLED JOSE CANSECO
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 January 2023 01:44 (one year ago) link
His strikeout vs me this year shouldn’t count— Andrew McCutchen (@TheCUTCH22) September 21, 2023
― mookieproof, Thursday, 21 September 2023 03:56 (six months ago) link