i'm sad to see him go... without at least getting drilled in the head. well, those are harsh words but i think Clemens would not be the pitcher he was if he played in the NL. I think his classless behavior outshines his brilliance.
ILBB, what's the score?
― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 13 November 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)
In the playoffs, the announcers kept making a point that Pedro was such a better pitcher than Clemens, but if you compare their stats at the same age, they are quite similar. I tend to doubt that Martinez will win three more Cy Young awards, which Clemens did after the same age.
It wouldn't have mattered if he pitched in the NL, he would have had the same kind of success. Gibson and Drysdale did the same kind of things and lived to tell.
The whole bat thing in the world series was blown out of proportion. He was tossing it up the line, I personally don't think he was tossing it at Piazza. He shouldn't of cracked him in the head in the first place, I'll give you that, but most of the great ones that play the game long have a one bad thing to live down. (I guess you can add getting kicked out in the first inning of that one playoff game against A's arguing balls & strikes, but that was a pretty quick hook.)
Other than Yaz and Nomar, Boston seems to have a tradition of somewhat despising their best players whether it is Ted Williams, Jim Rice or Clemens.
Of course if McNamara hadn't pinch hit for him in Game Six, Boston would have never come to hate him, or they would have come to hate him for a completely different reason.
― earlnash, Thursday, 13 November 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)
Great pitcher, though.
― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 14 November 2003 13:47 (twenty-two years ago)
― David Beeson, Saturday, 15 November 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)
― calstars (calstars), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 12 January 2004 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 12 January 2004 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee Majors (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)
i heard a rumor that tomko is insurance dependent upon schmidt's recovery from his offseason surgery to repair the torn tendon in his elbow.
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 03:25 (twenty-two years ago)
I really want to see a foot-long sub move very slowly from the left side of the photo into his mouth.
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)
The Cubbies needed some offense and got a huge pick up with Derrek Lee... he is like Vlad Guerrero in the sense that he can smack the ball all over (and off) the field and has speed and is a gold glover... all at a fraction of the cost. I'm very anxious to see his performance in comfy Wrigley as opposed to spacious Pro Player, I think his slugging will skyrocket (2003 home/away slugging = .419/.591).
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 03:56 (twenty-two years ago)
I'm sure Clemens will be happy the first time a routine fly ball out to left becomes a three run homer.
I'd say Clemens chances of a having a decent season are about 50/50. When an athlete completely loses his skills, it sometimes comes suddenly and it isn't pretty (ask Emmitt Smith -- recent example). We will have to see if he is pushing it one year too long.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 13 January 2004 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 January 2004 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 07:27 (twenty-two years ago)
There definitely isn't any tears about David Wells leaving NY this time.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 14 January 2004 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee Majors (Leee), Wednesday, 14 January 2004 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― earlnash, Monday, 3 May 2004 12:02 (twenty-two years ago)
or are comparisons to old school bulldog types rendered moot b/c the rocket hasn't really had to bat?
― j.q. higgins, Monday, 3 May 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 May 2004 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― dyson (dyson), Monday, 3 May 2004 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)
clemens is a sociopath, and therefore a dud.
― John (jdahlem), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 12:11 (twenty-two years ago)
― boldbury (boldbury), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 15:44 (twenty-two years ago)
One has to admire a future hall of famer that can find common ground between Red Sox, Mets and Yankees fans by their mutual hating of him.
― earlnash, Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)
― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:53 (twenty-two years ago)
And regarding his batting, he already has 2 rbi and a sac bunt or two. The guy is not bad at handling the bat at all. He seems to get it in play most of the time.
― boldbury (boldbury), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:55 (twenty-two years ago)
If you hate Clemens, you have to hate every Nolan Ryan-and-before power pitcher, they all did the same things. Has anyone ever been seriously injured by the guy?
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 06:12 (twenty-two years ago)
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)
i'm not seeing the logic. i hate clemens because he got fat and lazy his last two years in boston, not showing up for spring training then showing up 30 lbs overweight for the last two weeks. he was a middling pitcher his last 4 years in a red sox uni and complained when he was offered a contract that would only mildly overpay him instead of wildly overpay him. then he got himself back in shape and signed with a division rival solely for the cash. two years later he screws the jays over too and signs with the yankees where he suddenly relizes he was meant to be in pinstripes or some such nonsense. after much pomp and circumstance he announces what turns out to be a WWF-style "retirement" that lasted almost a whole off-season.
yeah i hate the guy but it has nothing to do with being a power pitcher. i measure a man by whether or not he does what he says he'll do, the rocket's word isn't worth shit to me.
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)
However, as is my custom, when a player comes to my team, all sins are forgiven and judgements are made based on what he does in an Astros uniform.
And what he is doing on the field right now is flat-out amazing.
Pre-2004: Dud2004: Classic
― boldbury (boldbury), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:36 (twenty-two years ago)
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 6 May 2004 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)
― otto midnight (otto midnight), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:08 (twenty-two years ago)
Clemens is a FAR better pitcher than Ryan, but he'll not be hanging around long enough to pass him in Ks.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:10 (twenty-two years ago)
I wonder if Clemens thanks Dan Duquette for inadvertently putting the foot in his ass following his less-than-glorious departure from Fenway. And didn't Clemens break from his Blue Jay contract specifically to get traded / become a free agent?
Is it just me, or should the reps of Clemens and Bonds be swapped? If Bonds had 1/100th of Clemens' affability when it comes to schmoozing, he'd probably be just as oddly untarnished as the Model Rocket is, despite Clemens' list of wrongs putting Bonds' list to shame.
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― John (jdahlem), Thursday, 6 May 2004 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)
7 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 11 K
7-0
― boldbury (boldbury), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)
Astros record pre-6/24*: 38-34 (52.7% win percent)Clemens stats pre-6/24*: 19 Starts, 10-2, 2.73 ERA
Astros record post-6/24*: 54-36 (60.0% win percent)Clemens stats post-6/24*: 14 Starts, 8-2, 3.41 ERA
*date of Beltran 3-way trade between KC, OAK and HOU
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 January 2005 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)
haha I should be banned from posting on a baseball board.
― bnw (bnw), Monday, 24 January 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 24 January 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 24 January 2005 23:04 (twenty-one years ago)
2004 - (92-70) Attendance 3087872 --Their highest attendance ever and a big playoff appearance with their first playoff series win in franchise history.
2003 - (87-75) Attendance 2454241 --They finished a game out of first and yet their attendance was a half million tickets down.
The Astros got a great year out of Clemens last year for below what it should have cost for a pitcher of his stature. Take the money that he made last year and add it to what he is making this next season and it most likely evens out. Criminy if I could get a 13 million dollar raise at work, I sure would put in for one.
― Earl Nash (earlnash), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― Earl Nash (earlnash), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― mattbot (mattbot), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 04:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 12:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:38 (nineteen years ago)
Kinda hard to argue now that he's not the best pitcher of the last 60 years.
― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)
-- gygax!
if only gygax! was still around to see how right he was in the end. ; (
― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:16 (nineteen years ago)
― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:46 (nineteen years ago)
Dude, as a Cubs fan you should remember that you have Wood/Prior/Zambrano/Clement... I'd take those 4
― milo z (mlp), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:47 (nineteen years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)
5.09 ERA 1.42 WHIP
― Steve Shasta, Monday, 25 June 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)
But he took one for the team yesterday! On the road! That's veteran leadership! I'd love to see Captain Pistfump try that shit!
― David R., Monday, 25 June 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)
Also: lol @ his numbers before actually seeing an AL team.
― David R., Monday, 25 June 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)
5.32 ERA
― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 28 June 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)
no k vs. the orioles potent AND patient lineup.
yeah, the lineup w/ mel mora, jay gibbons and corey patterson.
HA!
― j.q higgins, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)
HE MINIMIZED DAMAGE AND KEPT US IN THE GAME AND THAT IS ALL WE ASK OF HIM
― Andy K, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:38 (eighteen years ago)
HAHA
― jhøshea, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)
Andy, I didn't know you were stumping for Torre's job!
― David R., Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)
I still think Yanks will win 85-88 in spite of Rog.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 28 June 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)
They were on pace for that w/out Rajah, after their spurtable spurt against the lowest of the low in the AL & NL (and, um, Boston) (&, yeah, Clemens "helped" during that stretch, but minimally) - problem is, 88 wins will leave them at least 5 GB of the wildcard, & 10+ in back of the Red Sox.
(go O's!)
― David R., Thursday, 28 June 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
yes, this is the year Fistpump gets to be Fox playoff analyst.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 28 June 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)
They're gonna need to separate Jeter & McCarver w/ some Popemobile-strength bullet-proof plastic.
― David R., Thursday, 28 June 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)
why would they need to do that? to stop mccarver from planting giant sloppy kisses on jeter?
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)
Who in tarnation is captain pistfump?
― Will M., Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.sonsofsamhorn.net/wiki/images/thumb/f/f1/Jeter.jpg/250px-Jeter.jpg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
http://news.com.com/i/ne/p/2005/1312005jeter350x306.jpg http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Derek-Jeter---2003-World-Series-Game-Action-Photofile-Photograph-C10114200.jpeg http://enquirer.com/editions/2001/11/01/jeter_zoom.jpg
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)
well duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
― David R., Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
giant, sloppy kisses if we're lucky!
― j.q higgins, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)
wait, but what about his rodness, the rod?
― j.q higgins, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)
As an analyst?
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
the rod doesn't analyze...i mean things besides his own awesomeness?
― j.q higgins, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)
you just hate him because he's biracial
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 June 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)
Not to mention good-looking.
― Leee, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)
Slappy & Pumpy broke up
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 28 June 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)
roger and andy are still going strong
― mookieproof, Friday, 29 June 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)
"I'll probably look at the history at another time. I hope this is something that my body is telling me I'm getting stronger." -- Clemens, who will turn 45 next month, on winning No. 350
― Andy K, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:21 (eighteen years ago)
http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20070703/thumb.65a884f91a4f412e93fd1445d58a3741.twins_yankees_baseball_nyy111.jpg
― Andy K, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 08:24 (eighteen years ago)
YOU SHOULD GET BACK IN THE GAME ROGER CLEMENS
― David R., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)
THE END IS NEAR.
― Leee, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
Someone get him his poultice.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)
Actual BBTN quotes:
"You know what? He continues to get better with age."
"Keep in mind that the New York Yankees have to score runs for Roger in order for him to be effective for them."
(Uhh WOW plus you guys were just talking for several minutes about the miraculous sustained effectiveness of someone old enough to play in an old-timer game. The New York Yankees scored one run.)
THE STORY IS NOT THE ANGELS WINNING.
― Andy K, Sunday, 8 July 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)
Not much run support -- or ESPN postgame analysis, it seems -- in a loss to TB.
― Andy K, Saturday, 14 July 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)
so we hate them for talking too much?
and then not talking enough?
just trying to get it straight.
― hstencil, Saturday, 14 July 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)
ha ha stence save that biting rhetorical analysis for debate club kthx
― David R., Saturday, 14 July 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)
There is a stark difference in Clemens coverage/analysis when he does truly well (or merely satisfactory) and when he doesn't do so well. It's funny.
When he does well: Meticulous analysis marveling at a pitcher who continues to get better with age. How does he do it? Let's all discuss it for a few minutes. Look at Clemens hit his spots. Look at Clemens adjust to losing some of his velocity. Look at Clemens gut it out after getting into a jam which might've had to do with the phase of the moon or some kind of temporary talent surge on the part of a couple hitters. Look at Clemens bend down to pick up a tapper thrown miraculously in on the handle of the bat.
When he doesn't do well: Here's how the Yankees scored their runs. Ohandhereshowtheotherteamscoredclemensthrewfiverunsgivingupsevenhitsblahblahkthnxbye.
― Andy K, Saturday, 14 July 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)
Roger Clemens carried on a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two, several sources have told the Daily News.
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/04/27/2008-04-27_sources_roger_clemens_had_10year_fling_w.html
:/ :/ :/
― jhøshea, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://i32.tinypic.com/25gtb9i.jpg
― jhøshea, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
She was 15 when he noticed her at a Fort Myers, Fla., bar while out with his Red Sox teammates, according to the Daily News.
― omar little, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
waht are you saying there was some sort of gap between noticing an consummation
― jhøshea, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
there's just something about that bit that makes it come alive for me, like i can just imagine the sweaty fattey sitting in a booth with greenwell or something, drinking a beer, staring at this high school chick
― omar little, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
what year was it? i can only hope it was like rich gedman or something. or better yet, an 80 year old dewey evans with that pervy burt reynolds mustache sending drinks over to some high school sophomore.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:45 (eighteen years ago)
omg yes that sox team perving out on hs chix in a karaoke bar a+++
― jhøshea, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
"B.P. is canceled due to the jv field hockey game going on across the street."
http://www.redsoxconnection.com/dwightevans.jpg
― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:56 (eighteen years ago)
omg, i just remembered my best friend's mother had a HUGE crush on dewey evans when we were kids! fuck that's hilarious.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:57 (eighteen years ago)
clemens was 28 in '91, so the team would have included:
Tony Pena Carlos Quintana Jody Reed Wade Boggs Luis Rivera Mike Greenwell Ellis Burks Tom Brunansky Jack Clark Mo Vaughn Steve Lyons Phil Plantier Mike Brumley John Marzano Mike Marshall Tim Naehring Kevin Romine Scott Cooper Bob Zupcic Wayne Housie Eric Wedge Mike Gardiner Tom Bolton Matt Young Kevin Morton Danny Darwin Jeff Reardon Tony Fossas Dennis Lamp Jeff Gray Greg Harris Joe Hesketh Dana Kiecker Dan Petry Daryl Irvine Jeff Plympton John Dopson Steve Lyons Josias Manzanillo
― omar little, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:03 (eighteen years ago)
two thirds of that roster i can totally see as statutory rapists. with jody reed successfully passing himself off as a high school junior.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/23/mccready.jpg
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:07 (eighteen years ago)
i'm sure boggs was right there calling dibs on her sister.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:09 (eighteen years ago)
LYONS
― Andy K, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)
i met him once at logan during the playoffs about 8 or 9 years ago, he wasn't nearly as douchey as i thought he'd be.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:30 (eighteen years ago)
psycho or roger?
― Mr. Que, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:31 (eighteen years ago)
i'm sure boggs was right there calling dibs on her sister
LOLLLS
BLAME IT ON THE CHICKEN
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Monday, 28 April 2008 18:34 (eighteen years ago)
brunansky seems like the guy who would buy all the rookies a night with a hooker and then kind of creepily hang around to watch the proceedings
― omar little, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)
mr. que - psycho.
omar - dennis lamp strikes me bob crane A/V weirdo.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 28 April 2008 19:15 (eighteen years ago)
Mo Vaughn is the only one I recognize who I couldn't see macking on jailbait.
(also: I've been playing rotisserie too damn long, I've had at least 2/3 of those guys on a team)
― milo z, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/monthly_04_2008/post-15-1209408932.jpg
― cankles, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:32 (eighteen years ago)
:|
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 03:49 (eighteen years ago)
Clemens is falling from grace with an Amy Winehouse-like aplomb.
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 06:03 (eighteen years ago)
Don't insult Ms. Winehouse by comparing her to a no-good needle-humping kid-sexing bat-throwing meathead like Roger.
― David R., Tuesday, 29 April 2008 07:50 (eighteen years ago)
dennis lamp strikes me bob crane A/V weirdo.
OTM x1,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 11:58 (eighteen years ago)
maybe dennis lamp in close concert w/ danny darwin? those were some powerful moustaches.
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
where to put this one?
http://communities.canada.com/saskatoonstarphoenix/photos/ilovelamp/images/153729/624x480.aspx
― j.q higgins, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/2008/04/28/2008-04-28_mindy_mccready_weeps_as_she_confirms_aff.html
― omar little, Tuesday, 29 April 2008 17:21 (eighteen years ago)
this is so insane, clemens karma bitin him bigtime
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 11:22 (eighteen years ago)
i was just thinking - that early article makes sure to point out that they did not have sex when they first met. but doesn't rule out them messing around - which is still illegal with a minor. the charge would be molestation, i think. imagine clemens going to jail for child molestation!?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:33 (eighteen years ago)
whatever they totally did - clemens cover up #1m
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:34 (eighteen years ago)
rl lolz
― bnw, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 14:35 (eighteen years ago)
the charge would be molestation, i think.
― Leee, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:27 (eighteen years ago)
that's if there's fucking, you illiterate yank! ;)
no fucking but maybe some dry humping or hand up the sweater = molestation!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:40 (eighteen years ago)
Source: Clemens flew women on jet Posted: Wednesday April 30, 2008 05:26AM ET
Roger Clemens hung out with several attractive women in his baseball career, including beauties in California and Boston and a former Manhattan bartender named Angela Moyer. Clemens flew the women around the country on his private jet and bought expensive jewelry for at least one of them, a source told the Daily News Tuesday. Moyer acknowledged she knew Clemens, but has declined to discuss the relationship.
― omar little, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:55 (eighteen years ago)
ror @ "staturoy" Ruh roh, I'm Scooby Doo!!!
― Leee, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:57 (eighteen years ago)
more Clemens debauchery, John Daly's ex-wife:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-paulette-dean-daly-roger-clemens-080501-ht,0,7332052.story
― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:02 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2008-05/38376960.jpg
― jhøshea, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:04 (eighteen years ago)
how the fuck did he think a "defamation of character" lawsuit would turn out, if he had been flying women around and groping 15-year-olds????
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 1 May 2008 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
all of this couldn't happen to a more deserving guy imo!
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
i know! uncountable are the times ive wished while happening upon some bullshit yankee haigiography or whatnot that this douche would be exposed as the ovb terrible awful nasty person he his
that its happening at his own hand is just that much sweeter
― jhøshea, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
i hope this kicks off a full-fledged Clemens-Daly beef.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:23 (eighteen years ago)
The News reported that the two met in a Florida karaoke bar
Roger Clemens, what's on your karaoke songlist?
Laughing at loud at this quote from McCready:
"I have no doubt that Roger has excellent legal representation and he will emerge from this a strong person and a revered athlete," she said. "I wish him and his family the best."
So awesome and backhanded. If you can't say anything nice, compliment their legal representation.
― felicity, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
<3 John Daly
So did Roger (by proxy).
― David R., Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
he kind of had sex with john daly : )
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 17:42 (eighteen years ago)
http://businessgolf.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/john-daly-and-wife.jpg
"You've gotta lock that down"
― G00blar, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
: D
― omar little, Thursday, 1 May 2008 20:47 (eighteen years ago)
Grip it an' rip it, brah.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 1 May 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
yanksfan22 May 1, 2008 11:11:23 AM Report Offensive Post I must applaud Roger Clemens. I love this guy. He's everything every man wishes he could be Rich beyong his wildest dreams and a slew of women to occompany him on long trips... You my friend are true playboy. You have a wife, for what, cook clean and have kids, you have mistresses, for what, to get your rocks off. GOOD GOING ROGER I'M BEHIND YOU 100% on this. I don't blame you I would have boned every chick I could if I had been in you shoes.
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 May 2008 10:22 (eighteen years ago)
Mindy MacReady tried to kill herself.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Thursday, 18 December 2008 04:33 (seventeen years ago)
One of my favorite moments in the Verducci/Torre book is about Roger Clemens as he prepared to face the Mets in Game 2 of the 2000 World Serious. Verducci writes that Clemens’ usual pregame preparation included taking a whirlpool bath at the hottest temperature possible. “He’d come out looking like a lobster,” Yankee trainer Steve Donahue told Verducci. Donahue would then rub hot liniment all over Clemens’ body. “Then Donahue would rub the hottest possible liniment on his testicles,” Verducci writes.
“He’d start snorting like a bull,” the trainer said. “That’s when he was ready to pitch.”
http://www.bronxbanterblog.com/2009/01/28/great-balls-of-fire/
― mookieproof, Thursday, 29 January 2009 19:06 (seventeen years ago)
Clemens woulda loved pitching for the NYC Hellfire club team
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)
What a goddamned freak
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 30 January 2009 11:07 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.hotbiscuits.com/images/hot_balls-grey.gif
― velko, Friday, 30 January 2009 11:13 (seventeen years ago)
I'm amazed he didn't throw splitered bats more often while he was afire
― Dr Morbius, Friday, 30 January 2009 14:10 (seventeen years ago)
this explains everything
― mullah mangenius (brownie), Friday, 30 January 2009 14:20 (seventeen years ago)
i wonder if the linament attracted sac flys
― mullah mangenius (brownie), Friday, 30 January 2009 17:38 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― WmC, Friday, 30 January 2009 17:58 (seventeen years ago)
Keith Law: (1:58 PM ET ) I've covered a lot of this, but it's worth pointing out that Clemens' career path isn't that of a PED user; he became a command/control guy in the 2000s, rather than returning to form as a power guy. Perhaps he used something that kept him healthy, but I've never quite understood why people get so outraged over that. If something keeps you healthy, or helps you recover more quickly, isn't that a Good Thing? What's next - banning cortisone? ibuprofen? ice?
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 February 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)
Growing up, Bonds was this stud athlete who kicked ass everywhere. Clemens was the opposite—fat, schlumpy, unimpressive. Very, very mediocre. In Little League, he split starts with Kelly Krzan—a girl. And she had better stuff. Also, the lies. If you look at Clemens' life, he has lied about major things throughout: He's not from Texas, he's from Ohio. He wasn't drafted by the Twins, wasn't offered a football scholarship from Georgia, didn't have a basketball tryout with the Sonics. Those are just a few of the things he's said over the years—none true. And the list is endless. It's odd-—he has spent a lifetime writing a narrative that doesn't ring true.
http://itsaboutthemoney.blogspot.com/2009/03/iiatms-exclusive-20-questions-with-jeff.html
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 March 2009 16:35 (seventeen years ago)
It has been more than 10 years since Roger Clemens played for Cito Gaston with the Blue Jays but Gaston's smoldering resentment is as strong as ever. In his book The Rocket That Fell To Earth: Roger Clemens, author Jeff Pearlman contends that Clemens, who won back-to-back Cy Young Awards as a Blue Jay in 1997 and 1998, played a role in Gaston's dismissal as manager in September 1997 after nine years and two World Series. It's an allegation that Gaston clearly agrees with. "Well, I wouldn't doubt that," Gaston said. "He's an a------ himself. A complete a------. I will say that out loud, right in his face. It's all about him. Nobody else but him. I wouldn't doubt that at all." On the issue of hiring Gaston's replacement, Pearlman says Clemens vetoed qualified men such as Davey Johnson, Paul Molitor, Willie Randolph and Larry Bowa. Instead, he backed the hiring of Tim Johnson, who was fired after one season for lying about his fictional military service record.
― hello my name is peter francis geraci are you in debt (omar little), Friday, 3 April 2009 18:27 (seventeen years ago)
<3 cito.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 3 April 2009 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
I guess it makes sense that pathological wannabe-alpha male liars would want to surround themselves with other pathological wannabe-alpha male liars.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 4 April 2009 13:18 (seventeen years ago)
While Roger Clemens was busy dominating teams on the mound, the so-called Rocket apparently wasn't as dominant in the sack, says his former mistress, country superstar Mindy McCready, according to the New York Daily News.
Porn giant Vivid Entertainment is apparently set to release a tape on Monday that has an interview with McCready discussing her affair with Clemens in-depth. She confirms that the two met in 1991 when she was 15 and he was a married pitcher for the Boston Red Sox in his late 20s. They apparently watched a Walter Matthau movie and then showered together. Awww.
McCready goes on to say that Clemens suffered some erectile dysfunction issue when they were together, according to the paper, but was good in bed "when he could get it up."
― velko, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:24 (sixteen years ago)
stay classy, country superstar mindy mccready!
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 5 May 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)
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― buzza, Sunday, 18 July 2010 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
just remembered a quote from Gaston re: Clemens from that story velko posted a sample from upthread:
He also challenged Gaston's authority in front of the team, once questioning the manager's refusal to pull Pat Hentgen from a game. Gaston says Clemens never brought those criticisms to his face, and he regrets not confronting him over it.
"He wouldn't (confront me). One of us would have had an ass whuppin' that day," Gaston said. "It might have been me, but he still would have known I was there."
― my cock is a spiral ham (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 July 2010 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
classically indicted
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SPORT/08/19/clemens.indictment/?hpt=T1
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:25 (fifteen years ago)
sweet.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
sweet? i mean, i agree with the reasons for indicting him (the state has a strong interest in reinforcing the importance of telling the truth under oath), but i feel badly for him, tbh.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:49 (fifteen years ago)
why?
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
He's kind of a classic villain.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
He's kind of a total douche.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
he was a big deal to me as a kid, and a red-sox fan.
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
I like the ad that automatically appeared here
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
Most Red Sox fans I know hate him more than practically any player I can think of.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:13 (fifteen years ago)
I've strongly disliked him for 20 years, but given the huge corporate financial crimes that are going completely unpunished in America I have a hard time cheering on this kind of prosecution.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
maybe you know younger red-sox fans, who more strongly associate him as a (a) Yankee and (b) traitor?
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
They think he's a traitor + all of the other shit that happened after that.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
i don't know of a sox fan who doesn't hate him/view him as a traitor.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
He would be an excellent addition to Lebron, Wade, and Bosh though.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)
In Toronto, it's just weird that his whole career now seems to pivot on the two years he spent here. Or am I wrong? Is it the general feeling that he used after he left the Jays too, or just while he was here?
― clemenza, Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:39 (fifteen years ago)
i think it's believed he used (w/mcnamee at least) in '98-'01, which covers his last season in toronto and first three w/the yankees.
― ('_') (omar little), Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
I sort of agree with Morbius above, but I don't think James would; I recall something in one of the Abstracts where he adamantly argued that part of being a fan is that you expect a higher standard of behaviour from these guys. Mind you, he wrote that 20+ years ago; I suppose by now that ship has long since sailed.
― clemenza, Thursday, 19 August 2010 22:57 (fifteen years ago)
if clemens will take a vet min contract, we'll sign him up
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:00 (fifteen years ago)
Clemens wasn't all that good (by his standards) from '99 - '01, really during his whole Yankee period. He was much better with Toronto and later on with Houston. If he was using only from '98-'01 then it's not reflected in the numbers (which isn't to say that it should be obvious from his numbers).
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
anyone who thinks that steroids are so effective that they boost players' numbers by a big enough amount to be separable from the usual year to year variance is pretty delusional imo
― ciderpress, Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:56 (fifteen years ago)
extensive but probably incomplete list of reason to not like Roger Clemens:
• if he wasn't pitching he wasn't with the team, the guy would rather be in his personal gym than support his teammates• picking up the end of a broken bat and whipping it at Piazza was pretty lame • claiming afterwards that he thought it was the ball was pathetic• intentionally hitting guys that had hit him well was flat out cowardly - although i don't seem to recall "the rocket" doing this with the Astros when he actually had to man up to the plate himself• he cheated on his wife several times• possibly with a minor at one point • and the steroids• also the lying about it
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
xp even brady anderson?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 19 August 2010 23:58 (fifteen years ago)
• selfish and stupid enough to give all of his kids names starting with the letter "K", because he's a strikeout pitcher ya see
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
ah yes! i knew his poor daughter had some retarded name because of him.
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:02 (fifteen years ago)
• once punched a baby in the face – he later claimed the thought he was punching a nun
i think "the ball was juiced as much as the players" is a pretty reasonable argument for '97-'04 or whatever. you look at a dude like tony gwynn and what he did (relatively speaking) power-wise post-'96 and it's a jump. and i still remember this tv show i worked on where they ran a shitload of tests on a baseball from '98 and another one from a few years prior (maybe it was '88?) and the '98 ball was going on average about 10% farther. lots of factors probably played into the stats, though, and steroids was maybe part of it.
― ('_') (omar little), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:03 (fifteen years ago)
that's a huge fluke season, even if he was juicing. there's no logical way a player could suddenly gain 40-50HR power for a season and then lose it again just as quickly.
davey johnson had about as ridiculous a spike in 1973. it happens.
― ciderpress, Friday, 20 August 2010 00:42 (fifteen years ago)
I thought his first obv selfish moment was getting tossed from an LCS game ('90, right?) vs A's, telling the home plate ump "I'm not shaking my fucking head at you."
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 August 2010 00:50 (fifteen years ago)
The ball argument doesn't make sense to me because aren't they still using that ball? But power numbers are way down since testing was ramped up, or am I wrong?
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Friday, 20 August 2010 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
they're not way down at all! they're down a little bit but still way up compared to the 80s and early 90s.
― ciderpress, Friday, 20 August 2010 02:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:MLB_HR_and_SB_rates.png
the little spike in 1987 is attributed to a juiced ball iirc, but other than that year we're still way above the rest of pre-steroid-era history
― ciderpress, Friday, 20 August 2010 02:39 (fifteen years ago)
I guess I'm just looking at the HR leaderboards and wondering where the 50 homer guys are.
Also isn't this the year of the pitcher? ;-)
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Friday, 20 August 2010 02:54 (fifteen years ago)
That graph doesn't include 2010:
http://www.baseball-reference.com/leagues/MLB/bat.shtml
This year is the lowest HR/G since 1993. Also lowest TB since '93.
Probably a bit fluky though.
― no gut busting joke can change history (polyphonic), Friday, 20 August 2010 02:58 (fifteen years ago)
CLEMENS RULES SNITCHES
http://natnotes.com/wp-content/uploads/opposition/roger_clemens_wife.jpg
― sanskrit, Friday, 20 August 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)
-- acted like a dick to management and fans on the way out of Boston-- acted like a dick to management and fans on the way out of Toronto-- "retired" more times than Brett Favre, made a big drama out of it every time-- used his "retirements" an excuse to switch teams, and to come back on his terms, on his schedule
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 20 August 2010 10:19 (fifteen years ago)
He better hope his case is more persuasive than the rug on his lawyer's head
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 August 2010 11:23 (fifteen years ago)
Stay strong, Clemens.
http://twitter.com/KFUCKINGP/status/21607687499
― Andy K, Monday, 23 August 2010 17:08 (fifteen years ago)
last-ditch effort to push the hof clock back five years, eh?
― mookieproof, Monday, 20 August 2012 20:36 (thirteen years ago)
No idea where this is going, but 3.1 excellent innings in a 1-0 win.
http://atlantic.bbstats.pointstreak.com/boxscore.html?gameid=78728
― clemenza, Sunday, 26 August 2012 04:12 (thirteen years ago)
Bill Lee yesterday, Clemens today; I'd like to put in a request for either Luis Tiant or Ray Culp tomorrow.
― clemenza, Sunday, 26 August 2012 04:18 (thirteen years ago)
“Yes, that is sad news. I had heard over time that she was trying to get peace and direction in her life,” the 50-year-old Rocket’s statement read.“The few times that I had met her and her manager/agent they were extremely nice.”
Clemens had an extramarital affair with McCready for 10 years, from when she was age 15 to 25.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 05:00 (thirteen years ago)
laws in Texas are kinda liberal, eh
― saltwater incursion (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 19 February 2013 15:13 (thirteen years ago)
he will be appearing on a college baseball panel at the Houston SABR convention. The "gahhhhh cheaters!" septuagenarians will not be pleased.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 19:56 (twelve years ago)
I used to really like Clemens as I just love watching that style of power pitching but boy he seems like a dirt bag.
You are better off not knowing I suppose...
― earlnash, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 00:08 (twelve years ago)
Pinning down the Boyhood game:
https://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/which-astros-game-did-the--boyhood--characters-attend-164003306.html
I may be way off here, but I think the movie may rehabilitate Clemens somewhat in the public eye. Clemens, at this point, has been reduced to a symbol and a caricature. I know as I watched the scene myself, he was just Clemens again--it was the person, and it felt immediate.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:43 (eleven years ago)
i saw clemens pitch against the chisox at a spring training game in 1986. he signed my baseball. other people who signed that baseball that day: jim rice & johnny pesky. it's in a cardboard box, slowly dwindling in value.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)
I would think in terms of Boston baseball lore, that would be a pretty desirable baseball. (I don't know--is Clemens still a villain there, or has enough time passed?)
― clemenza, Thursday, 7 August 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)
enough time has passed. no i think you're probably right. and it's That Team, too - Rich Gedman's on there. Steve Lyons. Marty fucking Barrett.
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 August 2014 09:12 (eleven years ago)
reading this thread for the first time and, damn, y'all are harsh.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:26 (eleven years ago)
I have no beef with the Rocket though to be fair I was not a baseball fan in the 80s-90s so maybe it was different then. He made a good chicken in the Simpsons.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 7 August 2014 17:28 (eleven years ago)
A comment by Bill James today--"I think (Teddy Higuera) probably had as many really great games as anybody in our lifetime did in a five-year period, not including the 1960s where you have Gibson and Koufax and Drysdale and others"--prompted me to look him up. I remember him as good, but I don't get this at all:
In '86, Clemens' breakthrough season, Clemens threw more innings than Higuera, gave up fewer runs, fewer earned runs, 50 fewer hits, fewer walks, fewer HR, and struck out 30 more batters. Higuera led in bWAR, though, 9.4 to Clemens' 8.8. I find this baffling. I mean, Clemens had one more HBP, three more balks, and eight more wild pitches, but how much does that count for? And Clemens pitched in Fenway.
― clemenza, Saturday, 19 November 2022 03:53 (three years ago)
Sent this in (big surprise) as an "Ask Bill," which in turn ended up as a Tom Tango tweet.
So, @baseball_ref does an OUTSTANDING job in laying out WHY their WAR numbers are what they are. You may disagree as to the individual components, but they are extremely transparent about it.cc: @billjamesonline So, let's take it, step by step...https://t.co/ipZtAEsuaB pic.twitter.com/QA6Eqbh5l8— Tangotiger (@tangotiger) November 21, 2022
― clemenza, Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:41 (three years ago)
"Tom Tango tweet"--will one day rival "toy boat" as a tongue twister.
― clemenza, Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:43 (three years ago)
Clemons will always have the headwind of being a total asshole.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:44 (three years ago)
*Clemens. Fuck.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 26 November 2022 20:47 (three years ago)
Read “Clemons” in the voice of Cajun man
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 27 November 2022 05:00 (three years ago)