THIS MY BLØG

hey fyi ill be bloggin here for a while

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went to target and bought some toothbrushes - i got through a lot of these i think cause i brush my teeth for like 5 minutes at a time

i might buy an iphone and some jeans today

no one blogs anymore dude

they just tweet

technology is cyclical

how do i comment on this blog

going down to the laundromat to pick up my delightfully clean clothes now - yesterday when i dropped off the proprietors greeted me w/a hearty HELLO ALBERT!

THE LAUNDERERS CALL ME MR. ALBERT

i brush my teeth for like 5 minutes at a time

Gif It & Loop It, Jhøsh

that ladder always intrigues me, it leads to a secret, magical place

heh nice ladder cumbob

recent gifs:

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btw i posted a pic somewhere on ilx once showing where the ladder goes - wont ruin the mystery right now tho

FREE MAX !

waht is this bord coming to???

srsly

important thread btw:

you are opinionated .. some people dont like american appareal and what it has done to people .... the grey dark woods has answers .

Joe what the fuck is up with that beard dude you look like one of them freakin muslim i seen on the news.

also, you should consider getting a toothbrush w/ a replaceable head so you are minimizing the impact of your lavish toothbrush-heavy lifestyle. i get mine at Whole Foods but i bet you can get them in a ton of places now.

assalamu alaikum brother i will look into your toothbrush solution suggestion

How come every picture from Photo Booth or whatever comes out backwards?

And how hard would it be to do a 180 on it before posting?

scroms i am gonna only post on this board from now on

yah pp i dunno why phtotbooth does that but you can fix it in the program w/edit>flip photo or command-f

Joe what the fuck is up with that beard dude you look like one of them freakin muslim i seen on the news.

also, you should consider getting a toothbrush w/ a replaceable head so you are minimizing the impact of your lavish toothbrush-heavy lifestyle. i get mine at Whole Foods but i bet you can get them in a ton of places now.

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 2:36 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

Got this.

Notice the mold that grows beneath the replaceable head.

Last night, I did the ol' ctrl+mac+alt+8 thing to invert the colors so I could read in the dark. The Bizarre Building Ideas thread was magnificent.

i have developed a technique for combating mold growth. i call it not being a fuckin tramp.

That's not a beard. That's 1/2 of velcro.

is that grady imitating that other gif?

ha hey i was just running and i saw this black carhartt fixed gear type couple walking their bikes - i was all whats the deal u soft or... then i realized the guy was using his bike as a cart for a huge box of rock band 2

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http://www.sheldonbrown.com/images/ral-int-nospox.gif

enjoy that my fixie troop ;)

great thread so far--glad to hear that ade is joining i love cricket

live bloggin my first ever beard trimming

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ive had lots beards but never let it get this out of control - its starting to get all crazy diff lengths and i think it has knots in it - i need to get a beard comb too - anyway i bought this unit at target for $16.95 it has four attachments including a nose and ear hair trimmer - imna try to leave the beard as long as possible while getting it a little more uniform

bonus: here is what i believe to be my first beard circa 1998

http://scoopsnoodle.com/mentalsquare/6/gloss239-01.jpg

hahahahahahahaha

ok so i used the head hair trimmer attachment on the closest setting cause my beard is just too fn long for that sissy beard attachment - then i tried to clean up the edges w/the shaving piece but that shit worked not at all - i threw it away and ended up using a razor - around the jawline it was still way longer on my right side than the left so i took the beard unit w/o the length shield thing and cleaned that up free style like - it was fun the sink had beard hair all in it - still havent tried the ear/nose piece

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hopefully soon itll be long enough so i can make the mustache into awzom twisty points

this is the only blog i read now.

i was going to share abt my beard maintenance habits but i didn't want to turn this into Joe + Roberto personal hygiene roundtable.

nah its cool--i keep mine at a three w/ a shitty trimmer, with nicer trimmers i need to up to like a 4 for proper lenght--usually about 1-2 a week, depending on how much the chick complains

I'm 35 years old and still can't grow a proper beard.

I can grow a goatee like a ninny billy, but it hasn't been 199X for awhile now, has it?

lol how has this thread remained so zing free Best line in Concrete Schoolyard

its a fucking oasis in there

haha cause i dont think anyone who would zing knows what concrete schoolyard is

lol self zing by me

i am an example of the phenomenon Max describes

serious question: what song goes good w/walrussaxophone.gif?

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something from the katamari soundtrack perhaps - i feel like im being overly literal here

single ladies?

i would reccomend this song by little known Christain Recording artist Steve Taylor entitled "This Disco (Used to be a Cute Cathedral)":
http://www.last.fm/music/Steve+Taylor/_/This+Disco+(Used+to+Be+a+Cute+Cathedral)

nod yr head to the beat

love transcendent~~

i shouldve put a ring on it in the taxi - mad concepts son

country matters

important to the nation - discuss (late nite thread)

link?

hay in some thread someone said something to the effect of without global warming and environmental catastrophe wall-e will never be built - it was really sweet

first

went to a party last nite everyone was complimenting me on my beard btw

you did a fine job

http://nursing.rutgers.edu/files/Kudos%20SPR05.jpg

ty :)

FYI: Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion HAS LEAKED: http://www.sendspace.com/file/s5ke8m

thx duder ;)

btw i think u neglected to post that on the nba reg season chat thread

beard is coming along

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u need a big pipe to go along with that shit

your new beard looks like the poster for an indie gig dude

children of bløg

this my bog

i dont mean to brag but my LIFE looks like the poster for an indie gig

i want to have a blåg

totally dúde

moar kids big family

this my blåg

you are a poster boy for the crying in the club community

your beard is excellent, btw

ty

;_; ina clubbbbbb

I wish I could grow one. I just get a hairy neck.

love in this bløg

<3 2 u 2

signal-to-noise ratio is very high

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peter tosh looking a but ruff there

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

thank you jho shea

can you also make a song of a dog barking w/ reggae beats thanks

righteous concept^

if you were in a film then who would play you?

can someone re-up the animal collective link plz?

i heard dude got a cease and desist from Domino!

only man sexy enough http://images.nymag.com/guides/fallpreview/2008/theater/sarsgaard080901_250.jpg

joe i went to ici with some buds just now and there was this french fam right next to us and the dudes had way better beards than you

my beard is just beginning its tremendous reign fat-1

only man sexy enough

― ice cr?m, Saturday, December 6, 2008 7:42 PM (6 minutes ago

truth

hey jho-- diggin the blog

can you plug this? Request for code change: increase the allowable image width

thanks.

me and my man grady are hoping u will all support this worthy cause^

hey jho you should post a link to that sweet mix u sent me

this BLØG needs more pro football gambling tips

and less pictures of ice craem j/k

great beards in football history...

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WORLDWIDE DJ ICE CRÆM

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Mormonconspiracy.com

your beard is vv pretty btw

yeah i really like it, it looks like u r ready 4 winter

beard is a fucking fake.

i wish ladies could grow beards

actually maybe they can, i have seen some bearded ladies on the bus

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i would get that looked at if i were u

I saw a v impressive ladybeard the other day

my friend marie always wants to grow a beard like me but she cant shes mad jealous

do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence

btw:

do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence do you make a point of thoughtfully stroking it when in her presence

do you let her thoughtfully stroke it?

shes welcome to thoughtfully stroke it tho only occasionally prob cause itd be kinda annoying if she was always messin w/mah beard

btw ive been meaning to ask you know how when a gay guy has a wife to throw people off the scent shes called a beard - whats the equivalent expression for a lesbian

^^^important blog post

jho how can we help this poor dog:
http://www.hollyabolton.com/wedding/engagement_3_2.jpg

i am srsly disturbed by this dogs plight - we need to call in a giant wave to sweep these people away

or you could make a funny gif-- just a thought.

Wow that dog is really communicating pain and sufferig you can see it in his inky black eyes the desire to be free

is there a number we can call? the humane society? the ASPCA?

800-FREEDOM-WAVE

*dialing*

stereo broke

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fell asleep on the couch last nite watching the new bond leak which btw seemed super shitty judging by the 1st half hour and was awoken mid-nite by crazy super loud popping scream noises coming from mah stereo - i was all frantically pushing every button and turning every dial on the shit totally asleep til i finally found the power - shit is totally broke sux

first

fix it

ha thatd be fun but i dont really hav chops like that

anyway im riding a sweet wave of getting vintage tuners for free - then after a while they break - so someone hook me up yo

congrats to ilx poster gr8080 for a successful weekend!

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Animal Collective - Merriweather Post Pavilion (2009)

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omg walrus sax + single ladies is OTM

there u go: someone had to say it :)

BRILLIANT IDEA

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BRILLIANT IDEA: WRITE IN OPTION FOR POLLS

um bro where's my shiba inu .gif

>(

sry homie not sure what yr referring to?

puppycam u retard where have u been

ah forgot lol drunk sry here u go canky Gif It & Loop It, Jhøsh

important vote: BRILLIANT IDEA: WRITE IN OPTION FOR POLLS

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YUS!!!!

AMAZING++++++++++++

shiba inu is the cutest dog imo~~

fuck i forgot about those puppies-- are they all grown up now or what

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7771259.stm

finance bloggin

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im sik guuuh - whats this world w/its finance blogs - none of it makes any sense

plant bar for lauren and dan and other friends

tell them abt this

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Huh? I haf never been to Plant Bar.

lol

mwahahaha. who's in the dj booth in that last one???

i dunno?

did you ever see the sun make its way through the skylight over the bar? that was such a terrible feeling.

haha yes fucking shelves in the bathroom damn u

my nephew thinks his name is "oliver uncle joseph m*******l"

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when i was 4 i thought my middle name was john (no one in my family is named john)

my dry cleaner is cool as shit

gave me this

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u look like god

you have somethin on your mouth dude

i can see straight through yr beard

the beard is assuming cosmic dimensions i myself do not fully understand

joe i thought you might enjoy this link for your blog

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/12/top-10-incredib.html

hat tip to max for this cool link

http://blog.wired.com/wiredscience/2008/12/top-10-incredib.html

could you link back to some of my projects?

official hugh jackman fan art thread

thanks joe cool blog

as some of you may be aware max has been doing some pretty important hugh jackman and urban planning related work - def consider supporting him in whatever way possible this holiday season

official hugh jackman questions thread
official hugh jackman fanfic thread
official hugh jackman fan art thread
official i love cricket ten-point plan for rehabilitating new york city

i drew this picture of hugh jackman emerging from the ocean

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official hugh jackman fan art thread

top 5 matt damon films

1 The Bourne Supremacy
2 The Bourne Identity
3 The Bourne Ultimatum
4 Gerry
5 Untitled Jason Bourne Project

isnt it a law that everyone from boston has to have good will hunting as their favorite movie?

my boys wicked smaht

im not even from boston and i will ride for that movie, especially casey affleck

id make a list of best boston movies but its really sort of an emotional issue for me

obviously http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RN4T6EX5L._SL500.jpg

Dirty Tricks, 1981 film starring Elliot Gould as a Harvard professor involved in an historical crime caper.

sounds pretty good^

our prayers are with you, socks

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people who wish to tell me about their slangs

im not interested thank you

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i would like to thank the thousands of visitors to my bløg

thank you

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hey, uncle joseph, how come you are a buddhist? is it good?

well my parents are buddhist so i grew up w/it - i continue to engage because its the most meaningful thing i know - its generally v good imo tho im no expert on the myriad buddhist traditions and situations

huh, that's fascinating. i would've bet the 7 dollars i have in my wallet that it was something you had come to on your own. does it have positive things that you actively use in day-to-day life - like, does it affect your general outlook or are there rules or teachings that influence how you live - or is it more about locating you in the universe and more spiritual stuff?

mostly its a training that allows u to develop sympathy and understand the limitations of conceptuality - tho rules and cosmicness and all sorts delightful things certainly are part of the deal

v cool. thank you for dedicating space on your BLØG to answer my unsolicited probing questions.

my pleasure

hey ice cream are you weird for being a Buddhist carnivore or are there lots of them?

lots of buddhists throughout the world are vegetarian but in the tibetan tradition theres not much of a history of that because basically the food they had was barley and what you could get from a a yak - these days its become common for younger teachers raised in india or the west to advocate against eating meat - my community def has lots of vegetarians but my teacher eats practically nothing but meat - its one of my great fears that he will wake up one day and ask everyone to cio w/the steaks etc

thanks for the info

np

i keep tryin to make it to the zen center a few blocks away but man service is so fucking EARLY

http://www.shambhala-mn.org/LearntoMeditate.php

oh hey thanks bro, but that is like on the other side of the city :(

these dudes are literally blocks away, just noticed their evening stuff d'oh

http://www.mnzencenter.org/schedule.shtml

ha

loving this blog-- thanks for the posts

everything i post i post it for you, my loyal readers

what is your favourite film to watch on saturday afternoons: robin hood prince of thieves or a bridge too far?

usually i like to take a nap watching college football - i guess robin hood prince of thieves during the off season tho

jhoshea, what life message do you have for the thousands of visitors to your blog?

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B kinder than necessary because everyone u meet is fighting some kind of battle Shaquille oneal about 14 hours ago from txt

i am fighting a battle with histology, and have a test in 16 hours, at least half of which must be given to sleeping/eating/transit

what do you suggest

i dont know what histology is but getting enough sleep and nourishment will prob help yr test results more than any studying youll be able to do in that time - i guess the trick it to figure out how much sleep and food you really need - also maybe stop fucking around on ilx

um isn't histology the study of frogs correct me if i'm wrong

also icey yr bløg is amazing do you have any tips for how i can improve my blåg

maybe use bold text for important posts like i do

ok evan i have another suggestion but i cant find the article which detailed the info - basically some research has shown that physical pain can help memories go from the short term part of the brain to the the long term - they had this cellist who would dunk her arms in ice water after studying a new piece and it helped her remember - so maybe u should try that

just don't forget to eat

from wikipedia.com: histology is the science of remembering to eat

just ordered a pizza btw

u get an A!

burger zeitgeist

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this bridge doesnt look that necessary

quite lovely tho

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killd it

beardo no more

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this was really trippy whoa! i looked totally different than i thought. then i watched in the mirror as my mind reconstructed my old face from memory.

it looks like u shaved your shirt also

tile - weird

i would like to review this movie

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basically i pretty much avoided it cause i dislike movies abt men crying over chix especially if its portrayed in a gently zinging manner. when i saw it the other day tho i laughed and laughed. its pretty great. the english man and paul rudd both say words to make the heart and mind free like a butterfly and the front desk girl is the perfect woman except for her reaction to buddys brief honestly regretted dalliance w/his ex the star of csi miami. i found her behavior in that scene to be quite out of character. it was pretty gross to see the gross guy naked all the time theres something quite gross abt that guy but i guess thats what makes the joke funny. i did admittedly laugh at his penis all ten times it was shown to me. i really liked it when he while crying told the hawaiian dude he looked like a big baby. that was a good comeback. i also especially enjoyed the vampire song he would sing. good song.

B+ movie recommended

huffpost fukin w/me first thing in the morning

wtfpost

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system slutz

important concept

jho will you make a photoshop picture of the shoe-thrower guy in the style of che guevara plz

hmmm find me a good pic and ill see what i can do

http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en-us&q=shoe-thrower&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

lol u lazy imna throw a shoe at u

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havent we all

i mean srsly

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hey jho i have an excellent holiday idea for you to share with your readers

ok waht is it?

hello jho, i have a fun holiday idea for yr thousands of visitors--

looking for a fun and inexpensive treat to bring to the xmas party? why not go to customfortunecookies.com and order up a couple dozen cookies bearing the wisdom from http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=67002#unread

that way you and your friends can think, LOL and eat a delicious cookie, as well!

link :( o u bitch

(i might actually do this btw)

peace be upon us
ty evan

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no, thank you, jho, for an excellent bløg

:)

great suggestion from evan

question:
does this:

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mean he screamed about jews while he was swimming in a saudi prince's pool OR that he screamed about the fact that there were jews in the pool

????

not necc. exclusive propositions

oh like maybe he was swimming, jews were also swimming, he became irate about everything

ya that seems the most likely to me

i dont like swimming with jews either

is he demonstrating how he was feeling bosoms in the pool

a large woman was in the pool and i was going like this but jews were getting in the way

drew carey is an asshole

hmm i was hoping he was going to say something stupid or curse, but i get your point. thought provoking post.

welcome to fabulous las vegas nevada
later today prob i will review gran torino for my thousands of visitors

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breaking:

which is best and why
thx

hay im helping some friends design an invite to their new years party - im aware that this looks more or less like an american apparel ad - but lets move past that into judging relative merits ok

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#2

#3 - the girl in #2 has no face.

arent you a designer joe, cant you teach them about good design

ha i designed these - im just looking for a little feedback here - btw thats gradys mouth in the guys tux

XD

it looks like it needs one more switchback

hmmm worth considering

that V of empty space bothers me maybe fill it with that fuckin walrus or somthing unless that would be to internetty

yah im kinda confused at this point i think its one of those cases where i pandered to some assumed sensibility on their part and now no one has any idea whats going on

email from party friend: I don't do women of color in animal prints. overkill. lol

a zag of animal print purses

late nite thoughtz

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debunkin ur myths
for real this time

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year enddd
my 200 most played trax of 2008

1. Knight Rider Theme
Track Length: 1:18
Sung by: Stu Phillips

2. Telegraph
Track Length: 2:57
Sung by: Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark

3. Ani-Kuni
Track Length: 3:21
Sung by: Madeleine Chartrand

4. Ding-A-Ling
Track Length: 2:01
Sung by: Rod Lee

5. Pretty Rave Girl
Track Length: 2:48
Sung by: Princess

6. Watch My Feet
Track Length: 3:31
Sung by: Dude & Nem

7. Say Aha
Track Length: 3:35
Sung by: Santogold

8. Say Yeah [Prod. by Johnny Juliano]
Track Length: 4:02
Sung by: Wiz Khalifa

9. Windows
Track Length: 2:59
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

10. The Emperor's New Clothes
Track Length: 5:16
Sung by: Sinéad O'Connor

11. Ass-n-Titties
Track Length: 2:32
Sung by: DJ Assault

12. Run (I'm A Natural Disaster)
Track Length: 2:40
Sung by: Gnarls Barkley

13. Untrust Us
Track Length: 3:06
Sung by: Crystal Castles

14. Kaos
Track Length: 5:57
Sung by: Rhythim is Rhythim

15. Livin' A Lie (feat. Rihanna)
Track Length: 4:16
Sung by: The Dream

16. Doctor's Orders
Track Length: 3:32
Sung by: Carol Douglas

17. Cobrastyle
Track Length: 4:10
Sung by: Robyn

18. This Will Be Our Year
Track Length: 2:09
Sung by: Zombies

19. Blind
Track Length: 6:18
Sung by: Hercules And Love Affair

20. Paper Planes
Track Length: 3:24
Sung by: M.I.A.

21. Calabria
Track Length: 3:52
Sung by: Enur feat. Natasha

22. American Boy (Radio Edit)
Track Length: 4:04
Sung by: Estelle Feat Kanye West

23. Can U Werk Wit Dat
Track Length: 3:10
Sung by: The Fixxers

24. Bendable Poseable
Track Length: 3:46
Sung by: Hot Chip

25. Time After Time
Track Length: 4:03
Sung by: Cyndi Lauper

26. The Killing Moon
Track Length: 5:47
Sung by: Echo And The Bunnymen

27. No More Blood (Megasoid remix)
Track Length: 3:57
Sung by: Face-T

28. Ditch That...
Track Length: 5:00
Sung by: The Dream

29. Backdoor
Track Length: 5:13
Sung by: Nate Dogg

30. Rag Doll
Track Length: 4:24
Sung by: Aerosmith

31. Moments in love
Track Length: 4:02
Sung by: Art of Noise

32. No Diggity
Track Length: 3:04
Sung by: Blackstreet

33. Girls All Around The World
Track Length: 3:29
Sung by: Lloyd ft. Lil' Wayne

34. Let's All Chant
Track Length: 3:05
Sung by: Michael Zager Band

35. Take Control [Main Version]
Track Length: 3:41
Sung by: Amerie

36. Make Me Better (Feat. Ne-Yo)
Track Length: 4:13
Sung by: Fabolous

37. Lollipop (ft. Static Major)
Track Length: 5:06
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

38. Baltimore
Track Length: 4:42
Sung by: Nina Simone

39. Hot Fuck
Track Length: 3:00
Sung by: Mr Vegas, Opal & Hotta Ball

40. Return Of The Mack
Track Length: 7:13
Sung by: Mark Morrison

41. Falsetto
Track Length: 4:31
Sung by: The Dream

42. The Big Sky
Track Length: 4:40
Sung by: Kate Bush

43. Hit The Heartbrakes
Track Length: 3:44
Sung by: Black Kids

44. I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)
Track Length: 5:08
Sung by: Daryl Hall & John Oates

45. Rock & Roll, Pt. 2
Track Length: 2:58
Sung by: Gary Glitter

46. Katamari on the Funk
Track Length: 1:16
Sung by: Katamari Soul Trains

47. Water Drums
Track Length: 2:15
Sung by: DJ Pica Pica Pica

48. Mr. Carter (Feat. Jay-Z)
Track Length: 5:16
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

49. 1-2-3 Sesame Street
Track Length: 2:13
Sung by: Stevie Wonder

50. Make 1, 2
Track Length: 2:49
Sung by: Arthur Russell

51. Axel F
Track Length: 0:35
Sung by: Crazy Frog

52. Crimewave
Track Length: 4:07
Sung by: Crystal Castles Vs Health

53. The Picard Song
Track Length: 1:02
Sung by: DarkMateria

54. L.E.S. Artistes
Track Length: 3:24
Sung by: Santogold

55. 1st of Tha Month
Track Length: 5:14
Sung by: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

56. Darlington County
Track Length: 4:50
Sung by: Bruce Springsteen

57. Stories
Track Length: 3:42
Sung by: Izit

58. I Love NYC
Track Length: 3:08
Sung by: Andrew W. K.

59. Partie Traumatic
Track Length: 3:10
Sung by: Black Kids

60. I'm On Fire
Track Length: 2:41
Sung by: Bruce Springsteen

61. Way Down in the Hole
Track Length: 1:43
Sung by: Domaje

62. I Want You Back
Track Length: 2:59
Sung by: The Jackson 5

63. Happy House
Track Length: 3:09
Sung by: The Juan Maclean

64. A Milli
Track Length: 3:41
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

65. Lets Go Crazy
Track Length: 3:27
Sung by: Prince

66. You'll Find A Way
Track Length: 3:00
Sung by: Santogold

67. Happy House
Track Length: 0:59
Sung by: Shuggie Otis

68. Radio
Track Length: 3:38
Sung by: Beyonce

69. Hit The Heartbrakes
Track Length: 3:32
Sung by: Black Kids

70. Listen To Your Body Tonight
Track Length: 3:08
Sung by: Black Kids

71. Born In The U.S.A.
Track Length: 4:39
Sung by: Bruce Springsteen

72. Dancing In The Dark
Track Length: 4:05
Sung by: Bruce Springsteen

73. The Little Heart Beats So Fast
Track Length: 2:28
Sung by: The Field

74. Bebey
Track Length: 1:06
Sung by: Gang Gang Dance

75. 3 Peat
Track Length: 3:19
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

76. Country Boy Goes Dub
Track Length: 2:12
Sung by: Paperclip People

77. Juicy, Juicy, Juice
Track Length: 2:20
Sung by: Royal Trux

78. If You Want Me To Stay
Track Length: 2:57
Sung by: Sly & The Family Stone

79. Boogie On Reggae Woman
Track Length: 3:44
Sung by: Stevie Wonder

80. Is This It
Track Length: 2:35
Sung by: The Strokes

81. Hurricane Jane
Track Length: 4:32
Sung by: Black Kids

82. They Don't Care About Us
Track Length: 4:44
Sung by: Michael Jackson

83. Young Turks
Track Length: 5:04
Sung by: Rod Stewart

84. Radio
Track Length: 3:19
Sung by: Beyonce

85. I'm Making Eyes At You
Track Length: 4:29
Sung by: Black Kids

86. Livin' On A Prayer
Track Length: 3:24
Sung by: Bon Jovi

87. The Little Heart Beats So Fast
Track Length: 5:25
Sung by: The Field

88. Got Money (Feat. T-Pain)
Track Length: 4:04
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

89. Things Are Getting Better
Track Length: 4:14
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

90. The Modern Age
Track Length: 3:32
Sung by: The Strokes

91. I've Underestimated My Charm (Again)
Track Length: 3:55
Sung by: Black Kids

92. Rock And Roll Part Two
Track Length: 3:03
Sung by: Gary Glitter

93. Phone Home
Track Length: 3:11
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

94. Shove It (feat. Spank Rock)
Track Length: 3:46
Sung by: Santogold

95. I'm A Lady (feat. Trouble Andrew)
Track Length: 3:43
Sung by: Santogold

96. Soma
Track Length: 2:37
Sung by: The Strokes

97. Barely Legal
Track Length: 3:58
Sung by: The Strokes

98. Single ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Track Length: 3:13
Sung by: Beyonce

99. Paranoid
Track Length: 3:33
Sung by: Kanye West

100. Still Tippin'
Track Length: 4:08
Sung by: Mike Jones

101. The Boy in the Bubble
Track Length: 3:59
Sung by: Paul Simon

102. Late Night
Track Length: 1:00
Sung by: Three 6 Mafia

103. One Day
Track Length: 4:16
Sung by: UGK

104. I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You
Track Length: 3:37
Sung by: Black Kids

105. Love Me Already
Track Length: 4:04
Sung by: Black Kids

106. I Wanna Be Your Limousine
Track Length: 3:16
Sung by: Black Kids

107. Cover Me
Track Length: 3:28
Sung by: Bruce Springsteen

108. Run
Track Length: 2:44
Sung by: Gnarls Barkley

109. Iris
Track Length: 4:05
Sung by: Hercules And Love Affair

110. Playing With Fire (Feat. Betty Wright)
Track Length: 4:21
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

111. Closer
Track Length: 3:58
Sung by: Ne-Yo

112. I'm A Lady
Track Length: 2:53
Sung by: Santogold

113. Creator (vs. Switch and FreQ Nasty)
Track Length: 3:33
Sung by: Santogold

114. Someday
Track Length: 3:07
Sung by: The Strokes

115. So far away
Track Length: 5:11
Sung by: Dire Straits

116. Cry Me A River
Track Length: 4:48
Sung by: Justin Timberlake

117. Comfortable (Feat. Babyface)
Track Length: 4:25
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

118. Dr. Carter
Track Length: 4:24
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

119. Mrs. Officer (Feat. Bobby Valentino)
Track Length: 4:47
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

120. Anti Matter
Track Length: 4:01
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

121. Under African Skies
Track Length: 3:37
Sung by: Paul Simon

122. My Superman
Track Length: 3:00
Sung by: Santogold

123. Lights Out
Track Length: 3:12
Sung by: Santogold

124. Starstruck
Track Length: 3:54
Sung by: Santogold

125. Unstoppable
Track Length: 3:32
Sung by: Santogold

126. Anne
Track Length: 3:28
Sung by: Santogold

127. Alone, Together
Track Length: 3:12
Sung by: The Strokes

128. One in a million
Track Length: 4:30
Sung by: Aaliyah

129. No Escapin' This
Track Length: 4:16
Sung by: Beatnuts

130. Satellites
Track Length: 3:06
Sung by: Beyonce

131. Look At Me (When I Rock Wichoo)
Track Length: 4:11
Sung by: Black Kids

132. Walk of life
Track Length: 4:07
Sung by: Dire Straits

133. Ride across the river
Track Length: 6:58
Sung by: Dire Straits

134. Tie My Hands (Feat. Robin Thicke)
Track Length: 5:19
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

135. Shoot Me Down (Feat. D. Smith)
Track Length: 4:29
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

136. Spaz
Track Length: 3:50
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

137. Yeah You
Track Length: 4:06
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

138. Happy Summertime (Feat. Snoop Dogg)
Track Length: 3:36
Sung by: R. Kelly

139. You'll Find A Way (Switch and Sinden Remix)
Track Length: 3:12
Sung by: Santogold

140. Last Nite
Track Length: 3:17
Sung by: The Strokes

141. Hard to Explain
Track Length: 3:48
Sung by: The Strokes

142. When It Started
Track Length: 2:57
Sung by: The Strokes

143. Halo
Track Length: 4:21
Sung by: Beyonce

144. Dissapear
Track Length: 4:28
Sung by: Beyonce

145. Diva
Track Length: 3:20
Sung by: Beyonce

146. Sweet Dreams
Track Length: 3:27
Sung by: Beyonce

147. Video Phone
Track Length: 3:35
Sung by: Beyonce

148. Let The Beat Build
Track Length: 5:09
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

149. La La (Feat. Brisco And Busta Rhymes)
Track Length: 4:21
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

150. You Ain't Got Nuthin' (Feat. Juelz Santana And Fabolous)
Track Length: 5:27
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

151. Time For Some Action
Track Length: 3:42
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

152. Everyone Nose (All The Girls Standing In The Line For The Bathroom)
Track Length: 3:27
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

153. Sooner or Later
Track Length: 6:43
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

154. Mr. Crowley
Track Length: 4:58
Sung by: Ozzy

155. Paradise
Track Length: 3:37
Sung by: Sade

156. I Was a Lover
Track Length: 4:21
Sung by: TV on the Radio

157. Hours
Track Length: 3:55
Sung by: TV on the Radio

158. Province
Track Length: 4:37
Sung by: TV on the Radio

159. If I Were A Boy
Track Length: 4:10
Sung by: Beyonce

160. Money for nothing
Track Length: 4:06
Sung by: Dire Straits

161. Lollipop (Feat. Static Major)
Track Length: 4:59
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

162. Happy
Track Length: 4:35
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

163. You Know What
Track Length: 4:30
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

164. Everyone Nose
Track Length: 3:43
Sung by: N*E*R*D

165. The World's Greatest
Track Length: 3:57
Sung by: R. Kelly

166. Trying Your Luck
Track Length: 3:27
Sung by: The Strokes

167. Halfway Home
Track Length: 5:31
Sung by: TV on the Radio

168. I Know UR Girlfriend Hates Me
Track Length: 3:15
Sung by: Annie

169. Broken-Hearted Girl
Track Length: 4:38
Sung by: Beyonce

170. Ave Maria
Track Length: 3:41
Sung by: Beyonce

171. Modern Kicks
Track Length: 3:18
Sung by: The Exploding Hearts

172. Crimewave (Crystal Castles Vs Health)
Track Length: 4:32
Sung by: Health

173. I Feel Like Dying
Track Length: 3:28
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

174. I'm Me (Produced By DJ Nasty & L.V.M.)
Track Length: 4:57
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

175. Hi Hater
Track Length: 3:37
Sung by: Maino

176. Bomb Intro/Pass That Dutch
Track Length: 3:37
Sung by: Missy Elliott

177. Kill Joy
Track Length: 4:10
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

178. Love Bomb
Track Length: 4:36
Sung by: N.E.R.D.

179. Graceland
Track Length: 4:50
Sung by: Paul Simon

180. I Know What I Know
Track Length: 3:13
Sung by: Paul Simon

181. Three quarters blind eyes
Track Length: 3:23
Sung by: Plush

182. On My Block
Track Length: 3:34
Sung by: Scarface

183. Take It or Leave It
Track Length: 3:16
Sung by: The Strokes

184. What Ever Happened?
Track Length: 2:50
Sung by: The Strokes

185. Care of Cell 44
Track Length: 3:57
Sung by: Zombies

186. A Rose For Emily
Track Length: 2:19
Sung by: Zombies

187. Maybe After He's Gone
Track Length: 2:34
Sung by: Zombies

188. Tha Crossroads
Track Length: 3:42
Sung by: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony

189. Sweet Potatoe Pie
Track Length: 3:29
Sung by: Domino

190. Im A Pretender
Track Length: 2:31
Sung by: The Exploding Hearts

191. Gossip (Produced By Streetrunner)
Track Length: 3:26
Sung by: Lil' Wayne

192. Serve the Servants
Track Length: 3:36
Sung by: Nirvana

193. Heart Shaped Box
Track Length: 4:41
Sung by: Nirvana

194. Rape Me
Track Length: 2:49
Sung by: Nirvana

195. The Boy In The Bubble
Track Length: 3:59
Sung by: Paul Simon

196. Gumboots
Track Length: 2:44
Sung by: Paul Simon

197. Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes
Track Length: 5:48
Sung by: Paul Simon

198. You Can Call Me Al
Track Length: 4:40
Sung by: Paul Simon

199. Under African Skies
Track Length: 3:37
Sung by: Paul Simon

200. You Can Call Me Al
Track Length: 4:40
Sung by: Paul Simon

for contrast, it would be instructive to know how many times have you played 'Knight Rider Theme' and how many times you have played 'You Can Call Me Al'. please provide this additional information at your convenience.

73, 8

i keep thinking its sunday
srsly this will not stop wtf

http://blog.nbc.com/ross_blog/NEW%20Lazy%20Sunday%20Link%20logo.jpg

i just got psyched to watch football for like the third time

hey joe have you heard the todd terje mix of night rider?
http://www.discogs.com/release/473224

no is it good do u hav it?

yes, no.

thats a good list joe

thx max glad u enjoyed that

heres the todd terje night rider edit http://www.zshare.net/audio/51565839a4264e03 hat tip to ilxor user gr8080 ;)

Joe I am interested in exactly how many times you have listended to The Crazy Frog's redition of Axel F. I have other questions but that'll do for now. Thanking you inadvance.

ive listened to it 22 times - tho its just a 36 second clip from a mix i made which is available here THIS MY BLØG

i was btw totally obsessed w/the original and used to listen to the beverly hills cop soundtrack all the time - my friend matt leibman told me it was recorded using 12 pianos at once

also ha did u know from where the crazy fog sprung - i recently looked into this - all those DING DING BAM BAM BIM BIM BIM vocals are a guy imitating his moped and totally predate the crazy frog

I did not know that! We first encountered him while in a hotel in Berlin and commercials for "Der verrückte Frosch" were on every two mins.

12 pianos! I thought I was the business as a kid because I learned to play it one handed on just one!

"In addition to the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack, the song also appears on Faltermeyer's 1988 album Harold F. as a bonus track."

hahahahahahahhhaaa

http://zero.co.nz/music/images/f/Faltermeyer,%20Harold%20-%20Harold%20F.jpg

fuk i can only find this album in flac

o well im dlin this one anywayhttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41TNEQH86FL._SS400_.jpg

Track List

Fletch - Theme
Fletch - Diggin' In
Fletch - Exotic Skates
Fletch - Running for Love
Fletch - Bit by Bit
Wimbledon - 89' The Challenge
Wimbledon - 94' The Challenge
Jack Orlando - Streets of Crim
Jack Orlando - The Attack
Starlight Express - The Race is on
Starlight Express - The Race is on [dub]
Thief of Hearts - Stolen Secre
Thief of Hearts - Love Theme
Thief of Hearts - Thief of Hea
Thief of Hearts - Collage
Thief of Hearts - Final Confro
The Running Man - Captain Free
The Running Man - Mick's Broad
The Running Man - Restless Hea
Must be Paradise
I Believe in Love
Beverly Hills Cop 1 - Axel F
Beverly Hills Cop 1 - The Disc
Beverly Hills Cop 1 - Shootout
Beverly Hills Cop 1 - Stir It
Beverly Hills Cop 2 - Shakedow
Beverly Hills Cop 2 - Bad Guys
Didi Der Doppelganger - Bruno'
Didi Der Doppelganger - Bruno
Didi Der Doppelganger - Verfol
Tango & Cash - The Set-up
Kuffs - Theme
Kuffs - Stakeout
Kuffs - Craze in the District
Kuffs - The Visitor
Kuffs - So Sad
Top Gun - Anthem
Top Gun - Dog Fight #3
Top Gun - Memories
White Magic - White Magic
White Magic - Ago Di Sciora
White Magic - Love Theme
Wake Up - Overture
Asterix Conquers America - SPQ
Asterix Conquers America - Ind

heartbreak
this skit stirs deep emotion inside me

rip new years invite

http://i41.tinypic.com/2nukoet.jpg

actually dudes i think ive done all i can here - its just getting a bit much for something im not getting $$$ on - also XXX said i could just design whatever i wanted and he totally lied to me cause hes a lying liar - it was fun to fuck around w/for a while tho :)

i uploaded all the original editable photoshop files here plz do w/them as you plz http://www.sendspace.com/file/XXX

just my 2c on the invite take it as u will but keep in mind im not only a professional graphic designer and i dont mean to brag here but im also sort of a professional party animal - a b&w image of crusty old guys standing around frowning really doesnt say fun to me - i could get into the functions of some of the other aesthetic elements too but i feel pretty much whatever abt it at this point

xoj

basically the two dudes are getting bullied by the one lady whos maybe not so clueful abt how to put something like this together :/

i think it has dope potential but the dominating image is the hueg disco ball and not the writing (dumb) and it's not better than any of the ones u posted upthread

j do you think in your head now "im gonna post this on my blog"

ha yesss

one thing i didnt mention in my email there is that thats a picture of the ball they drop in times square which is universally considered the lol lamest event ever

whatever i shouldve just done some walrus sax super internety thing in the 1st place and left it at that

btw jordan i fucked around w/the txt in a few diff places/sizes and i actually found having it like that overlaying the ball drew the eye to the ball where in its original form the photo is more abt the dudes - so the text is serving double duty

ya i could see that

o and they deiced to replace the fun dressing up theme w/some multimedia ball drop thing :/

ya cosmic black tie sounds dope

btw thanks for the nom - maybe poster of the year should be awarded full site mod privileges ;)

np bro - thank you for consistently bring the heat and i look forward to what you will bringing to ilx in 09

u r unquestionably the best blogger of the year ill say that much

honorable mention: nate "gay" silver

ty max for helping to make ilc something special in 2008

its a team effort--but were the bulls and your michael. i mean that.

obv im pippen and lj is rodman

que = luc longley
spiralli = ron harper
lamp = jack haley

loool

whos the guy who was the old ilc mod - hes doug collins

FRED NERK = doug collins

hatecat.jpg

http://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

i dont blog abt cats much anymore cause u know im a cutting edge internet personality but this one is super special - hat tip to the schef ha ha

it is a significant cat imo and thank you for noticing it

for your attention:

http://www.ughhh.org/loops.html

damn i feel like i left u off the bulls caek

tony kukoc, obv

great shout caek!

ughhh.org is a pretty nice site there altogether

btw i just went out an bought some ben and jerrys heath bar crunch flavored ice cream and this nice oldster couple made a joke abt going into my apt instead of the restaurant downstairs - i told them id cook them dinner but they just laughed and entered the restaurant

^^ love funny little interactions like that where everyone can leave patting themselves on the back for making an ok joke and also think the person they met was an all-around good person

yah its sort of peak human interaction in a lot of ways

that kind of interaction is the good lord saying what's up, this one's on me, in a serious and spiritual way.

btw WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

tony kukoc seems like a ripe egg. my good astronomy friends are all croats and serbs for some reason, so i am cool with this.

I was going to say that max is more into dance music and ice craem more into NFL, but it looks like max posts on ILNFL, too.I was going to say that max is more into dance music and ice craem more into NFL, but it looks like max posts on ILNFL, too.I was going to say that max is more into dance music and ice craem more into NFL, but it looks like max posts on ILNFL, too.

max, i am trying to set up a visit to occidental in january

yah kukoc is sweet bro early nba euro w/a subtle game

rad caek but im not at oxy anymore--i can tell u whats good 2 eat and do around there tho

yah, i had no idea you were ever there. visit assumes (a) i can get car (b) i can manage freeways (c) i can manage automatic transmission (d) i do not decide to blow whole thing off and drive to santa barbara. i will definitely be in silver lake, long beach and pasadena.

is there a position at oxy youre looking at? i didnt even know we had an astrophysics dept. apparently were strong in the sciences for a lib arts school.

fwiw oxy is a great place if u make it that way, but i think it can be really frustrating to be a professor there

no position that i know of, i just need to check out a liberal arts school every time i get the chance, and i've already done the claremont colleges.

here is a little story and then i have to go to bed: guys at harvey mudd were playing soccer on the quad and i walked by and they let me join in even though i was wearing a suit and then they let me use the toilet in their apartment. their apartment smelled v. strongly of weed at 11am.

that story sucked but it makes me very excited to be going back to cali cali cali. good night.

huarache azteca
auntie ems
oinkster
leos tacos
spitz

^^^ places to check out in the oxy neighborhood, probably ate a good 75% of all meals while in college at one of those five places

the image of besuited caek playing collegiate footie is decent

ouch, dude!

http://redsarmy.wordpress.com/2008/01/04/why-well-be-better-than-the-95-96-bulls/

just talk to max abt bruce hornsby and college and shit like that and hell upgrade u to steve kerr in no time ;)

figured u were saving kerr for surmounter tbh

http://i42.tinypic.com/34ns30i.jpg

omg that cat.

jack haley was a vital and hilarious member of the chicago bulls

important concepts

http://i41.tinypic.com/2rmnp7o.jpg

discussing over the weekend w/some friends the recent spate of documentaries concerned w/searching for someone - ubl or the birth mother lost pets or whatever - i was decrying the lack of artistry creativity and imagination that plagues the documentary supply chain as a whole. it was then that i vowed to trailblaze my own documentary production house specializing in the v hot "searching for" sub genre but with a twist: when u find who youre looking for... you make sweet love to them! totally fuck their tits off. this is just the sort of game changing incredible thinking the industry needs! im looking for start up capital thx

would watch: bigfoot/yeti/loch ness monster
would write letter of complaint complaint: long-lost twin

upcoming projects

SOS: RIHANNA LOST & FOUND
an ice cr?m film

http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rihannatatt.jpg

MEGA
eat it ultra

http://www.thebouncingkingsales.com/images/Mega_Slide_L.jpg
a 1st page gis result that isnt porn burgers or mega man

MEGA
it is a good word

http://www.ricam.oeaw.ac.at/mega2007/img/mega_logo2.gif

i just emailed a holiday request in which i expressed how "mega grateful" i would be if they were to grant it. and, even though i should have asked a week ago, it was.

true story.

employing this powerful word will no doubt improve your success chances greatly - wise move

just wanted to let the thousands of ppl reading this blog know that there is a really excellent thread here on I Love Cricket about 2008 where it is viewed 'n reviewed. no link bcuz i know how important both search and discovery are to your readers, ice cream. i saw the documentary

2009 trends predictions
wise move ascendancy

http://i41.tinypic.com/1zw0nc5.jpg http://i41.tinypic.com/1zw0nc5.jpg http://i41.tinypic.com/1zw0nc5.jpg

"wise move" will replace "well played" as the go to phrase to express specific action appreciation for those in the know

important wrap up thread: ILC @))* YEAR IN REVIEW hat tip to ilc user lamp

it's impossible to use "wise move" without seeming both venerable and sage. i heartily support the rise of "wise move".

also I would also lol @ a documentary in the above form about Shergar.

hey joe would you mind plugging the holiday sweepstakes

cheers max

yah i was actually just thinking abt that max

great prizes!
important contest

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OFFICIAL ILC HOLIDAY SWEEPSTAKES CONTEST!!!!!!! CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS!!!!!!!!!

dont miss out on the opportunity to raise your ilx profile by having current ilxor poster of the year front runner ice creåm be yr personal sycophant-for-a-day - other super prizes too! hat tip to ilc usr max - to those who already entered "wise move"

folks will have to go some to beat me out tho. i feel bad for intimidating the competition.

fyi roberto i wouldnt rest on your laurels i dont want to say anything but i may or may not be seeking advice regarding your entry from an online community

that would be a shame. btw max, the weather is treacherous out right now. if you were to have an 'accident' that would also be a shame. just something to think about.

Dear ice cr?m,

I enjoy your vlog. Do you have any words of advice as to how to regularly sit my ass on the mat and do the things that the nice people at the shambhala center taught me to do? 'Cause I ain't really doing those things even though I know they would be helpful to me.

o ha did u go to the dc shambhala center? im trying to think if i know anyone there

im certainly no expert on this topic as my ilx time dwarfs my meditation time but there are def some simple thing you can do

meditate for a short period of time - ten minutes is fine - dont make a big deal out of it - really if yr interested in this training consistency is more important than quantity

create an appropriate place in yr home - simple uncluttered comfortable etc - i have a pretty elaborate shrine in my house - if thats too religious for you u can always just light some incense or a candle - all of these things help to create a good environment

enjoy yrself and keep an open mind - just practice the form and see what happens while avoiding an overly ponderous or serious approach - any sort of fulfillment or failure fantasies will always be inadequate

then the other aspect is whether you have an interest in buddhist teachings - hearing studying and contemplating teachings and relating to a community are prob the most effective encouragement for practice - obv all that requires a whole other level of involvement

I did in fact go to the dc shambhala center in dc and had a v. positive experience there. Upon their recommendation I read "Turning the Mind Into an Ally" and would really like to have a regular sitting practice but seem kinda stuck at actually getting it going in a regular way. Not so much into buddhist teachings per se--I'm down with judaism these days--but the shambhala approach to meditation is appealing to me.

I get very caught up in the "hai am i doing this right?" thing when I sit, and it becomes rather frustrating :(

well if u liked the shambhala center you should ask them to give you a meditation instructor who can help u w/the lol am i doing this right part and leave out the buddhist philosophy if thats not yr thing - doing a meditation program can def help w/familiarity too

here is me on a mountain in nepal w/the author of turning the mind into an ally - btw i hav lost weight since then

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wow scary imna go running right now

hahaha hes doing the real life o_O

best party i ever went to had one of these w/ a garden hose running down it in the back yard:
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Whoa hello apropos of nothing?

Sakyong Mipham Rinpoche is like a marathon runner, no?

yah hes a crazy runner / all around health nut

who invented america
its a silly country

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The novel’s Muslim characters include Rabeya, a riot girl who plays guitar onstage wearing a burqa and leads a group of men and women in prayer. There is also Fasiq, a pot-smoking skater, and Jehangir, a drunk.

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important dennis rodman phone moments
whats that love ah yah well if its not bleeding anymore i just well then flush it why not throw it yes just throw it in the toilet rather busy really at the moment well talk later right everythings fine youre going to to that then ok great cheers

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What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean?

I'm glad I found out in time just what a partnership with a pair of wankers like you would've been. A sleeping partner's one thing, but you're in a fucking coma! No wonder you got an energy crisis your side of the water!

The Mafia? I've shit 'em.

i guess my point is, you can use pretty much any line from The Long Good Friday as a caption for that photo

one thing i was wondering when making my post is do brittishes say "toilet" or do they say some other kind of word

toilet is just fine. Lou is posh tho so he might say WC.

yah i realized that i wasnt sure if lou referred to the whole bathroom or just the toilet or both or what

i think the british phrase is "fancy closet"

as in--"oi, i need to drop off some gravy puddin, wheres yer fancy closet mate"

Joe, i'm not sure if you are now confusing 'Loo' aka toilet with 'Lou' aka Jags. loo can be used interchangeably for the porcelain and the room itself, like most related brit slang. Lou is the guy in the pic.

btw, max otm

ha ok i was ALSO wondering abt the spelling!

ALTERNATIVE TEXT:

Lou: Yes, sweetheart?
Effie: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Wonderly.
Lou: A customer?
Effie: I guess so. You'll want to see her anyway. She's a knockout.
Lou: Shoo her in, Effie, darling. Shoo her in!

i thought u were being all louis doesnt want to sound posh so he might say wc instead of loo

would be other way round. pretty sure no one says WC but it would be pretty posh if you did i reckon. we need the man the myth the legend himself to weigh in because i am common as much tbh

much=muck

see now i thought that was some charming brit expression

"common as much tehehe *wink wink*"

oi im as common as the much ye find in yer fancy closet after a noight of biscuits and more biscuits

yeah, i am not much use as a cross-cultural guide i'm afraid. i'm too much of a maverick.

max has a better handle on being british than i do. i'm guessing you grew up on an army base in the uk or something?

faugh, it is naught but a lavatory

nope im just a skilled mimic

lol louis

loo(l) lou

sometimes one must simply refer to "the shitter", to be quite perfectly honest

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"The story of Thomas Crapper and his achievements has been somewhat confused by Wallace Reyburn's 1969 book Flushed With Pride: The Story of Thomas Crapper"

suspect that Wallace Reyburn would be a strong addition to the ILC team.

"we read yr excellent volume and would like to invite you to post on our plain text message bord u can be bill wennington"

i think a good name for a cat would be "boss"
i just thought of this the other day

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btw important new poll here to be fucking honest hat tip ti ilc usr deniss rodman

o its like that dat now

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important new poll
vote express yourself!

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druge users are racist

troo

joe, excuse me for hijacking your blog but you will appreciate the importance i am sure.

Our Crust

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this is the best pizza you will get in Boston. yeah i have tried Santarpio's, Regina is better, okay? it is so good that i only noticed today that it is like $3.50 a slice. that seems really expensive to me. is that really expensive? anyway, it is good enough to warrant the premium price tag. i would say it is the best pizza in New England but i have it on good authority that there is a place worth trying in New Haven or some other shithole in CT. anyway, lemme cut to the chase here. so i was reading their literature while i ate my slice of cheese (i don't fuck with toppings on pizza. toppings on pizza was the great lie of the 20th century and it's time we put a stop to it). under the section talking about their crust it said their secret recipe was made with a "special natural yeast".

should i be concerned y/n?

roberto i will let you know shortly abt the real best pizza in boston - first i hav some business to take care of - i finish things

i would like to review this movie
i have more in common with these gooks than with my own spoiled, rotten family

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some of eastwoods best scowling in a long time. aiming for concise storytelling and contained tension it mostly succeed tho by no means matches this years genre standouts paranoid park and redbelt. he is a lovable old man who knows how to finish things and there are some cute kids who live next and a cute asian gang too. a twist ending even comes included in the package. my only complaint is really i dont think street corner rapists wear striped tank tops like that. thats more of a date rape look. this movie is for some reason named after a car.

B- movie recommended

roberto this is the real best pizza in boston fyi
no thx required

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i am skeptical but everyone gets their fair break and Ernesto will get his chance to prove himself to me.

i like the look of that Client movie. B- is good enough for me*

*this would be the name of my autobiography if i hadn't lucked into a hot wife

Clint, not Client

srsly that pizza is amazing - i used to go over to my friend bens house just to be near it

none of the long lines and retard tourists you find at yr reginas or whatnot - just a normal neighborhood slice store... seemingly...

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btw guy on right lookin like hes abt ready to make some special natural yeast of his own

^that was my concern

you know where i can get a potato+rosemary pizza? that shit is the jam but i have never seen over here.

u can get it at my house

also, was just on phone to E and she's like "do you want to go somewhere casual or nice to eat tonight?" and i said "well, Joe says there's this place called Ernesto's in the north end."

IRL consequences

ha omg

dis appointed you said "joe" and not "ice cr?m"

i am not sure what to do with pronouncing that tbh.

max, one day i will turn up at your apartment expecting pizza. it will be like the movie The Fan. you will be Wes Snipes, i will be Bobby De Niro and the pizza will be the San Francisco Giants

i think of it as being pronounced ice crhttp://i44.tinypic.com/oh0cug.jpgm

one of my browsers can't render the character so it says "ice cr?m"

yah thats what it says on mine too - the æ went away a while ago

safari used to be able to render it and now it cant what gives

also i just type it as ice cr?m cuz i dont know how to make the ae

if yr on a mac max its just option'

anyway it doesnt show up in my usr name in firefox or safari for me anymore - yet it does show up when i just type it ææææææææææææ

ææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææ

i kæpt trying combinætions of option-shift-a-e and getting a lot of accent mærks

yah i dont know why its ' but there u go

éåá´eÅ

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Sources: Teixeira takes Yanks' 8-year deal

local interest news item. even though this was crushingly inevitable, it is still irritating. if i had to blame one person it would be max.

is this a group blog now

interesting thought: boston is gay

boston is the worst town on the planet

information abt max

max is a yankee fan its truly pretty fascinating - we should get him on here to do a guest post abt how don mattinglys wispy mustache shaped his sexual development - btw did u know the yankees have won 27 world serieses

possibly christmas present for joe

maybe for christmas i will buy joe a dictionary

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so that he can learn the definition of the word 'wispy'

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that does look pretty gay, it's true.

max you are right about one thing tho, i have commandeered this blog too often today and the fall-off in quality has been noticeable. i will exercise better restraint in the future.

addendum
lol yankees

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lol 8 year deal someday paying for past performance will work out for u im sure just keep at it

an emoticon summing up how i feel about the teixeira deal

:-/

that $27m luxury tax bill is gonna seem like chump change compared with next year.

æ-/

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æ i o u listen i would like to stop talking about yankees and red sox and start talking about SURPRISE AL EAST CONTENDERS BALTIMORE ORIOLES and how they might sign mark hendrikson

there is a major league team in Baltimore?

yes and although there are some debates over whether or not what they play can be called baseball

they have a storied and rich history that is vital to the sport so storied in fact i needed TWO POSTS to finish telling u about it

just foolin of course. Baltimore are my favorite baseball team named after a cookie. AY-O!

is that " british " humor

or should i say "humour"

"british" "humo'u'r"

seeing as how you hate boston sports fans and britishes we should be #1 enemies and maybe we are and i don't know about it but fwiw you are a-ok with me bro.

who is most bad and hated, red sox or yankees?

yankees by a wide margin but it is getting closer every year, esp now that sox have stopped being cursed/terrible

is this true?

yankees = man u
red sox = liverpool

(if liverpool won shit)

it's more obvious in baseball. if Man U had won all of Liverpool's titles in the 80s then maybe.

guys the ae thing is prob on the ILX side. used to happen all the time when i had fun characters in my name.

hey iç∑©ream, should we have a thread about the year in movies on 77? like the one on ILE but with people posting who like movies. i feel like s1ocki ouwld be down with this, but i am too new to 77. maybe it would be too serious for that board?

2008 77 films would be cool i think if yr looking for discussion -- if its just lists use dom's catchall 77 good lists thread

cæk just so you know i love cricket has its own official movies thread

OFFICIAL i love cricket MOVIES THREAD SPONSORED BY ELLIOT SPITZER & ORAL-B

dont be intimidated by all the posts on that thread either

yah ILC also has a really awesome year-end thread for discussing/making lists

ok, i will clarify my thoughts and post them before the year's end.

i have to leave for us and stateside at 5am on new year's day. maybe i will do all my lists on the plane, if i have a plug by my seat.

are you coming to NYC caek you should do a travelblog about yr adventures

i am going to los angeles and then road tripping to sfo for flight home. i will be sure to by a moleskine city guide and write about my thoughts and maybe sketch some girls i see in coffee shops in silver lake and then take photos of the pages and upload them to my blog.

i am going to kiss serious nyc-job-related ass in l.a. who has ass-kissing tips?

good way to keep up with bløg's on flights: http://www.bitmaki.com/textcast/

ILC is particularly good this way

hey can i ask you a question? what do you think about this

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a great little guy, obv

i don't want to ruin this but my favorite river wolf is between that bro and this one right now

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the O_o one

:(

omg they're so cute.

gbx yr name isn't river wolf right now so i didn't think you qualified -- but clearly you are my favorite river wolf! fyi

my favorite "early sprouting river wolf" as dr morbius might say

my favorite "early sprouting river wolf" as dr morbius might say

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, December 23, 2008 10:27 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

o_o

okay i did some research into these "river wolves" and found out they are v. endangered species which really makes those pictures less cuet and more hartbraking

ya -- who would kill a river wolf?

indelible images what defined our year
2008

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merry christmas from my blog
merry christmas

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talking 2 u abt how amazing my weather widget is
just look @ this lil fuckr

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max, as a Stankee fan waht is yr problem w/ Teixeira deal? Makes way more sense than Burnett's!

burnett is basically a straight-up :(, teixeira is only a :-/

i mean essentially its way more money than i think he deserves!! dont get me wrong it makes sense from a roster standpoint, and assuming mt plays to his past ability the team will definitely be better next year. but im sort of against signing these 8-10 yr contracts on principle--i just dont think it makes sense financially, and id rather lose a terrific player to free agency than be hanging on to an albatross for 6 years (i mean why not pump some of that money into scouting/recruiting and lock down younger guys at deep discounts, like "we" did in 96, 97, etc?)--and in the end im the one who has to pay obscene amounts of money to see them play at yankee stadium or subscribe to YES. i guess it one sentence--it feels like just throwing money at the problem!!! i guess its the yankees way.

who knows tho, im not a gm, and i do think teixeira is a terrific addition to the team. in all honesty though id rather see a so-called "rebuilding" year, keep shedding contracts, and devote more resources to the (imo) weak farm system

treasury of faild hatcat aspirations
he is not like u or me

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Yankees always overpay, that's the luxury of having revenue from every foreign tourist in NY buying your cap.

Rebuilding ship sailed long ago! (I think with Mike Pagliarulo)
Somebody was going to give him 8 yrs; they needed him. End of story.

lol morbs im glad to see ur political cynicism translates to beisbol fandom as well--as for me i will continue holding out hope that all the men in the steinbrenner line will die and sell the franchise to my buddy matt--as for 'rebuilding' im not looking to go back any further than the mid-90s, just some time when i can say a good portion of the team was homegrown and not being egregiously overpaid

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hello max were gonna be friends 4 a long time :)

:-(

Breaking: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv canceled due to public pressure...

do the aliens want the humans to orgy

this is what it boils down to

the obv answer is: yes

max u old man, ballplayers overpaid compared to Adam Sandler? $6 billion a year industry!

Drori protested the fact that nowadays the words "war," "violence" and "hatcat" have become more legitimate than "sex," "orgasm" and "pleasure."

i just named my new ipod shuffle "dennis rodman"

my gf got me a mini-ipod and i had to name it during important registration process