rimming

The man ain't never licked a female butthole! (Tastes like beef Redd and the texture sure beats sushi!) Crazy pops!

-Richard Meltzer

i don't agree with that btw

totally classic

klassik

My high school bf and I, way before even second base – I was too Mormon for those to be cool, but church lit never seemed to say anything about rimming. Ha! So many hours spent parking the car in the middle of nowhere, making out, rimming. I remember once after at least half an hour of getting my asshole licked, I said, "Maybe you could try licking my pussy?" He said, "I'm sure your pussy is beautiful, but let's not take things too fast." Even then that seemed a weird order of operations. It feels awesome to do and receive, though. A lot of people (well, str8 dudes?) are v weird about it happening as giver or receiver. Shame for them. Also I would say (or, more accurately, guess) this is the #1 sex act where having no sense of smell is a big factor in pleasure/not-grossed-outness.

Also (w/str8 dudes once again) it seems like a good way to get viewed as some kind of porno crazyhole, 'hey I will rim you on first date.' And THEN when they try to ask about it again, so shy, "Could you do...that...............thing...again?" "I certainly have no idea what you mean when you speak so vaguely."

catholic.

everything is porno on the first date.

having a first date's pratically porno all by itself iirc.

crabbits, I disagree about your anosmiatic speculations, for the most part. in my experience, people who are into rimming or being rimmed tend to keep their asses pretty clean.. i know i do.

i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).

anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.

but later I rewound to it.

this question is sort of like when a girl i had just started going out with in sophomore year of college was like "do guys like it when girls play with their balls?" and i was like c'mon seriously? what do YOU think?

this has never really been a part of my life at all.

crabbits, I disagree about your anosmiatic speculations, for the most part. in my experience, people who are into rimming or being rimmed tend to keep their asses pretty clean.. i know i do.

Well, true. I have known some v hairy and sweaty guys though and it's hard not to imagine some fetid jungle thing would be happening up in all that butt fur, no way to know empirically tho.

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

haha!

can't hang with this

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

I've been laughing about this for three minutes, and when I remember it tomorrow and laugh again, I won't be able to tell anyone what was so funny.

I received before I ever gave, and when I first received it was a surprise.

SURPRISE! A GIRL'S TONGUE IS IN YOUR ASSHOLE!

much more happy receiving than giving

no other way round

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here.

fwiw im a str8 dude, have never been rimmed but am not opposed to it, although i'm p hairy so i'd feel a lil self conscious if i didnt shower first. love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness. it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy. cosmo "100 hot tips to turn yr guy on" are really funny to me, for me it'd be like 3: 1.wants to have sex with me 2.lets me play with yr butthole ok 2 actually

this thread has been enlightening, like what about bubonic plague or w/e

enbuttening*

i think e. coli is more the issue

buttbonic plague

buttboneric plague

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enbuttening buttez

i think if enbuttening was a real word it would mean putting something into one's butt

well fwiw i make sure to save the rimming for after cunnilingus time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

not with a bang, with a *fart noise*

shartih shartih shartih

my cat purposely farted in my face today and i expect to die in my sleep

unless it's a venomous breed you're probably fine

Would "enbuttening" mean making something more like a butt?

i don't know but i just remembered the rule that n changes to m if the next letter is m, p, or b. so it should be embuttening

I just looked it up and you're right; my definition only works with the verb "to butt"

I Rims You, Porgy

Hours of fun taking substituting "Rim" for "Love" in song titles.

btw

poop

love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness.

http://i.imgur.com/V1upd.gif

rimfan

omg lol*2

hee hee omar <3

hey how about instead you eat my ass you clueless cum bubble
― simon trife (simon_tr), Wednesday, September 25, 2002 9:31 PM (10 years ago)

I feel like a prude now for being totally "ew ewww nooooo!" about this partic item. I mean ok I prob wouldnt object to recieving but giving? I seem to date guys with major gut issues so uh... yeah no.

Not bothered about receiving, but I've definitely enjoyed giving in the past.

omar's gif wins the internet

So I haven't been reading ILX all that much lately and only skimmed this the other day but man

fwiw im a str8 dude, have never been rimmed but am not opposed to it, although i'm p hairy so i'd feel a lil self conscious if i didnt shower first. love giving, love the smell/taste, would actually prefer some dankness. it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy. cosmo "100 hot tips to turn yr guy on" are really funny to me, for me it'd be like 3: 1.wants to have sex with me 2.lets me play with yr butthole ok 2 actually

― slam dunk, Monday, December 3, 2012 7:52 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 65.24.172.103] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Best post ever.

agreed

"It's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy."

I keep picturing this on one of those Ryan Gosling things.

haha

Someone make that happen please.

bob marley

http://i.imgur.com/jrMWs.jpg

oh god

http://i48.tinypic.com/2znweus.jpg

omg crut

the dank, the dank!

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/bartsellshissoul6.png

CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!

OH WAIT

J FEVE YOU ARE A HERO

Curtis, you're pretty good too.

dank schön

quite impressive for a decade-long lurker to arrive from nowhere and attain stephen garza level immortality within days

not garza level tbf

possibly not, but time will tell

http://www.jerrodshouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Dank-300x178.jpg

aka His Dankness

https://www.cannabis-seeds-bank.co.uk/images/uploads/Rare-Dankness_-Scotts-OG.jpg

Okay, I have a friend, let's pretend she was R1cc1. She kind of looked like her anyway so that works. This friend was very into being Irish despite being of dubious Irish descent (what with a name like R1cc1 after all). So for some reason I now can't remember, we went to some Irish books conference in San Francisco. This was about seven years ago, which would make my friend R1cc1 very young, around 19 or 20. Reading at this conference was G*br131 B*rn3 who had just published some book on being Irish and how special that was or something. Maybe it involved poetry. I don't know. At any rate for some reason we were invited to an after party somewhere, I don't even know where, but I do remember that there was a shrine to Pedro Zamora there. I was getting drunk by this point so things began to get slightly weird for me. Mr. B*rn3 showed up at this party and R1cc1, who was obsessed with the film M1113r'5 Cr0551ng, and counted Mr. B*rn3 among her top ten people to want to screw, glommed onto him. At this point in her life she was not an undesireable person, certainly not if you were in your late 40s and kind of washed up and smelled like cigarettes and had bad breath and would easily be mistaken for a bus driver if you weren't in a bunch of movies. The party then moved to O'Reilly's pub in North Beach which had just recently opened and was oh so very Irish. She continued to hang on him. I continued to drink. AT some point I left and wandered home to the east bay, I'm not even sure how I got there but it might have involved a cab ride and a lot of money. I was awoken by a phone call from her crying from a hotel back in SF. She had spent the night with B*rn3, a night which had hardly been very romantic, but had involved his apparent request to "lick her asshole"; apparently, also, Mr. B*rn3 was not very P1v3n-esque in the endowment department. She was fine with all of this, but then he had offered her a wad of money an asked her to leave when the morning came around. She asked me what to do. I said "take the money and go home," which she did. She tried to contact him several times after that to no avail.
Okay, that wasn't as exciting as the P1v3n story but what can you do? The only other gossip that came out of it was that he still considered his actress ex-wife a "good friend." I don't know if he licked her asshole though.

― akm (akmonday), Saturday, 17 January 2004 18:15 (8 years ago)

bus driver is kind of all-time, pre-emptive shades of dunphy in it and everything

that obsure film M1113r'5 Cr0551ng

some good archive work there tho deems

the odd things that spark, idk

worth reading the original thread for the alluded p1v3n post

The Christina Ricci appreciation thread

scary, isn't it

CURTIS YOU ARE A HERO!

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:12 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OH WAIT

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

J FEVE YOU ARE A HERO

Curtis, you're pretty good too.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 7:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol/;_;

crut yr a hero too

i fking love this thread, every day it becomes more special

attaining poop-shelf levels of lol

goddam numbers in the titles of things

ain't no reason bein' subtle
when it's the buthole i want

-slick richard

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, December 4, 2012 2:12 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

disqualified, i don't know what rimming is

http://i1354.photobucket.com/albums/q686/tinyservants/th_shame_zps0962aaa6.gif

kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet

Ah, we're halfway there
Ah ah, rimming on a prayer

I am most ill
and I'm rimming and stealing

And I thought Trayce *lived* down under

kind of ironic Hungry4Ass hasn't posted itt yet

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, December 6, 2012 12:58 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha i was going to post this exact message

A-plus is famous
so get the anus

-souls of mischief

for posterity:

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/planet1051.com/files/2012/06/RIM-Jobs.jpg

or should i say

for posterior-ity

iirc i made that joke before, newbie

you shouldn't say

twice in september 2011, get in

rimming jokes never get stale, much like rimming itself

they just get dank

did anyone make a "slam dank" joke yet

shit, would have been better if I just made that my new dn

"In 2 weeks? Oh man, we're gonna be talking about rimming for a while. How many ilxors will rim for the first time during those two weeks. How many ... will rim again?

^"Poll Closing Date: Monday, December 24, 2012 7:00 PM (in 2 weeks)"

We'll all be in church!

Greater possibility of me being in the middle of a rimjob than being in church at that moment

oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach

santa coming down your rimney

probably not being rimmed :(

santa climbing down your romney

oh wait, timezones - it's 11am on Christmas Day, I'll be at the beach

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, December 6, 2012 4:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

For me, it's 7 pm Christmas Eve.

16) I like to rim girls and I don't care if they don't like it.
― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:12 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

17) See 16.
― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, May 16, 2004 1:45 AM (8 years ago) Bookmark

I care a little bit now.

lolll

crabbit's story reminds me of dating a catholic girl in college who was terrified of penetrative sex and would only blow me and let me frig her butt (i got the baby oil out and rubbed it between her butt cheeks). she was so terrified of getting pregnant that if she was wearing panties she would change them after i blew it because she was afraid that the scum could absorb thru her undies and travel into the ovaries....i have been a militant public school sex ed supporter ever since

you're shit

the wiki page for analingus has "Not to be confused with Aerlingus" at the top but the aer lingus page doesn't have "Not to be confused with analingus" at the top and this is the first time i wish i was a wikipedia editor

you're shit

― buzza, Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:01 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

i am what i eat

this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying

nevermind diseases; how do you not get grossed out?

it doesn't smell or taste like anything, just skin

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

this thread still boggles my mind, how do you all not get diseases, the "health risk" section of the analingus wiki is terrifying

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:17 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

eh not much more terrifying than unprotected sex in general really

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

*heart swells*

unprotected monogamous sex is pretty a-ok with additional birth control, not much chance of picking up a disease from contaminated food or whatnot

if you're that afraid of e. coli you shouldn't eat at restaurants either

butts just have more bacteria though. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal-oral_route !

I mean theoretically your partner would show signs of those diseases right? I'm not a casual rimmer in general.

"Generally, people carrying infections that may be passed on during analingus appear healthy."

wow thanks captain buzzkill, yes butts are gross thats why theyre amazing

haha i'm just paranoid now

yeah you can't always tell whether someone has cholera from lookin' at 'em but uh I wouldn't worry too much about your girlfriend or boyfriend giving it to you unless you live in the Sudan

really doubt that "appear normal" = asymptomatic

just use common sense and don't switch streams and you'll be fine, it's not really germier than ppl's bodies in general

i've been assuming buttholes/poo can carry bacteria that would cause disease even if the carrier doesn't have the disease, maybe that's wrong?

And I thought Trayce *lived* down under

― mh, Thursday, 6 December 2012

Dude wtf you are obsessed with dissin my Australianism or something idk

Also this thread, ew.

(btw i recently tried it)

(because of this thread)

― THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (zachlyon), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:26 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

*heart swells*

― slam dunk, Sunday, December 9, 2012 3:29 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

clear eyes, full heart, can't poo

best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it

also "rimming" sounds so weird. eat ass or gtfo.

Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.

and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside

^^ gets it

I reserve the right to change my mind if I ever find a flashing blue neon ice cube in my wife's butt

best part of rimming imo is the sounds/faces that ppl make when you do it

ok, for faces i need a diagram of where u position the mirror.

To me, rimming is the most charismatic sex act. Something about combining the face, which is the body’s most telling and detailed part, with the ass, which is a similarly compelling body part but for opposite reasons -- given its plainness and inexpressiveness, its lowly status as a seat cushion and waste-disposal machine, contrasted with its high status as a sex object and aesthetic high point on the body -- fascinates me. The way the face and ass affect each other physically and technically during the act of rimming has an emotional charge and is choreographically interesting. In the moment of exploring someone’s ass, you know things that the recipient can’t know because, due to the way the body is constructed, the ass and asshole are hardly available to their owner. You can handle and finger them, but even to see them properly requires the use of mirrors and awkward poses. When you rim someone, you’re getting to know him intimately in a way he can’t know himself. You can be entirely alone with him, unwatched, his judgment unknown and abstract. You have power over him and, at the same time, the act has subservient associations -- “you can kiss my ass,” et cetera -- so you’re worshipping him as well.

also i haven't read every issue, of course, but i'm pretty sure that has to be the only ode to ass-eating ever published in the paris review.

did you deliberately make it so this poll finishes on christmas day

man, you guys really love rimming

won't shit right for a week

lol yesssss

did you deliberately make it so this poll finishes on christmas day

― attempt to look intentionally nerdy, awkward or (thomp), Sunday, December 9, 2012 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes

ho ho hole

Have you had your Christmas fuck yet?

that's no lump of coal

need to clean out the chimney for santa

brown-nosed reindeer

in the can, folx.

― chaki, Tuesday, December 25, 2007 5:37 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my post was meant as an earnest defense of rimming and its possibilities in art fwiw

in my experience, most women are not down with a little surprise licky lick.

i mean, that's fine. i'm not doing it for me. it's for YOU baby.

icky lick

tell me how my ass taste

http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg

okay lol

It makes me really happy to hear of crabbbits and other women performing this.

I always feel like I have interesting ideas and experiences and then ilx drops a thread like this and I feel like I'm new at this life thing

i do not lick butts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaafMpqXXBs

you can see why they changed it, but yeah i agree that was a stronger lyric

my life would suck without you (licking my butt 24/7)

catch my breath (between two he-man batches o' rimmin)

dark side (of my taint)

I always feel like I have interesting ideas and experiences and then ilx drops a thread like this and I feel like I'm new at this life thing

man it's just ass-eating, we're not talking about like building your own home-cloning kit or some shit.

since u been gone I can rim for the first time

u refers to her gag reflex, apparently

behind these pink eyes

rim nation is the worst janet jackson album

i mean best?

http://www.athletic-uniforms.com/aplication/webroot/imgs/home/Kobe-Bryant-Slam-Dunk-Wallpaper.jpg
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Monday, December 10, 2012 8:03 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

on an ass-capade baby

Rimming is kind of odd in that the vast majority of the time the thought of it grosses me out, but sometimes in the heat of the moment I am all about it.

felchboy

Memories

man it's just ass-eating, we're not talking about like building your own home-cloning kit or some shit.

― the oral history of (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 10 December 2012 20:23 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

talking about some shit iirc

It's kind of weird, when you think about it: Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.

One time I got overenthusiastic and bit down on my friend's butthole it hurt till the next day.

My Fellow Americans,
I come before you tonight as a candidate for the Vice-Presidency and as a man whose honesty and integrity has been questioned. Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we have had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. I am sure that you have read the charges, and you have heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took $18,000 from a group of my supporters. Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I am saying it, incidentally, that it was wrong, just not illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, Have I licked people's butts? It feels like the answer should be no, but , yes, I have licked people's butts, and in fact, I do lick people's butts.

Dude it's concave, how do you bite down on it??

Also Morbs if someone is on their back w their legs/ass in the air you can see their face though sometimes you have to move their boner out of the way

Dude it's concave, how do you bite down on it??

skinny cheeks & spread legs I imagine

i remember reading that dennis cooper interview! the best thing he ever wrote.

i do not lick butts

― Online Webinar Event for Dads (harbl), Monday, December 10, 2012 11:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

you can not lie

India.Arie feat. Akon - "I Do Not Lick Butts"

in b4 trayce

http://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/61869_10151349984841183_745981726_n.jpg

"Sweet Cocktail Trim" really puts that over the top

i will never be able to not hear that kelly clarkson song as an ode to ass-eating now

given my decade-long feelings in regard to kelly clarkson, i'm not really sad about this

^^

That could really go either way.

sayin

let's just say every Kelly Clarkson song is secretly an ode to ass-eating

what doesn't kill you makes you STRONGER

since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time, because i am actually an alien life form who breathes through my asshole

What happened to Miss Analingus?

since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time, because i am actually an alien life form who breathes through my asshole

yeah, yeah

the most shameful thing is here is that i feel like this is not the only thread on ilx where i am on-record as wanting to dine on kelly clarkson's butt

you think you got it bad

i mean literally eat it with a knife and fork, by the way, none of this disgusting rimming nonsense

I love it when you go Dahmer/Bateman on us

I thought the since u been gone joke would have been about being able to breathe because your face wasn't in kelly clarkson's butt al lthe time

i am beyond the pale every day, dan

lol @ getting paid for that

RESPECT IS DUE

blame maura, i guess, for never once reigning me in

beyond the pale, behind the pink, well into the brown tbh

http://www.bottletrek.com/Qstore/uploads/lost_coast_downtown_brown_l.jpg

the less-difficult brown

reign man

also, http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8SoarbbccWE/UBzbeGL9OTI/AAAAAAAADds/APdwD-qclSs/s1600/kirbygrimmmmmmm.jpg

i would not want the thing to eat my butt

IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME

i would not want the thing to eat my butt

I don't know how you looked at "the thing to eat my butt" and got to "green eggs and ham" but I applaud that you did

IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME

i may have just choked on my dinner

my dinner of butt

What happened to Miss Analingus?

― Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, December 11, 2012 5:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftw

what have I become?
my sweetest friend
everyone I know
goes away in the end
you could have it all
my dinner of butt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

Kudos

Good work here tonight, guys. Good work.

it's not work if you enjoy it

like ass-eating

omg

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1484956/kudos.png

i would eat a kudos out of kelly clarkson's butt

you'll be surprised by the nutrition facts

Interesting flavors in the variety pack.

my favourite thing about photoshops created for ilx is just imagining a poster making them, silently & with concentration, submitting their work for the wider good

if you zooom in there'z little orange butts in there

xpost while I was isolating bart simpson's butt from the rest of his body in powerpoint to make that png, I wondered if I should just stop visiting ilx. I had to tilt my laptop toward the window, so my office mate couldn't see that I had just gis'd "cartoon butt." The red sun was pasted in the sky like a wafer.

^ POTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObOiW0Wml3Q&feature=youtu.be

^ POTY

― ( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, December 12, 2012

can i say i really read this wrong at first given the thread topic

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/butts.jpg

ass-eaters, your everest.

that post goes out to djp, in celebration of 10 fabulous years of this photo.

I am amazed it took this long for that picture to arrive here

i said that very same thing to [REDACTED]* earlier this evening when talking about this thread and butts.

*name deleted to protect said individual from people wondering why in the hell they were talking about giant asses with me.

REDACTED = garu g

it was becky lucas

How come del Toro got the Pacific Rim job?

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:45 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hes a good director

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 9:52 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Of all the user names on ilx, you're the one who didn't notice the word choice in my post? Perfect.

― StanM, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:23 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

damn... shit!!!!

― Hungry4Ass, Friday, June 8, 2012 10:26 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whole foods has a coffee called pacific rim blend and every time i see it in the store i think "pacific rimjob"!!!!!!!!!!!

it tastes like ass

*rimshot*

department at work I'm on loan to is "research information management"

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

This is the thread where you roll up the rim to win

I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

Have you?

― (*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e), Tuesday, December 18, 2012 12:10 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that would dilute the sensory thrillride so no, all cough drops, jolly ranchers, werthers originals are deposited elsewhere beforehand

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Christmas dinner with all the rimmings.

― your damn bass clarinet (Eazy)

nice

I rimmed this morning, it was nice

was one click away from cutecelsior, thought better of it.

No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.

Now that's a different kind of cute

It's the flavor of your ass
Your ass is black metallic

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/f/final-fantasy/album-he-poos-clouds.jpg

http://lpsocialclub.com/lpsc02/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Flaming-Lips-Clouds-Taste-Metallic.jpg

Beat me to it.

ok

It's what I was thinking, too. I think there's a joke there about ILXor clouds.

Oh dammit.

http://i.imgur.com/3D3Ij.png

Rim The Lightning

Rimmer of Puppets?

rimmer of poop butts

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

These results can kiss my ass.

complex results

one confused soul reading the thread, unsure of the meaning of it all

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 6:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

bitter earth is realer than you and i

it's cool if you didn't have time to change yr undies girls fresh ass sweat is like boner pills for this guy

don't we have an unspoken rule that posts made on ILTMI don't get c+p'd to excelsior/greatest hits type threads?

This isn't really an excelsior thread.

no, but "posts that haunt your memory" is

receiving is classic, would try giving again but my first attempt scarred me for a little while

Was gonna post this over on old ilx posts that haunt your thoughts, but I realized it isn't haunting so much as inspriational. It's become something of a mantra for me.

― how's life, Monday, November 11, 2013 2:40 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm honored!

sorry, this grosses me out and i have to believe it's unhygienic as all getout

i forgive you

Have never given or received iirc, and I generally consider myself kind of sex-positive and whatever. Kind of surprised at the responses here, but happily so. I always find it reassuring that there are people out there for every human thing.

I'm surprised and super happy to hear of women rimming men! Happy for both the straight men and the women who rim them.

slam dunk - what is your thought of this product: http://myshineyhiney.com/

hearing this to the tune of Pearl Jam's "Whipping"

This is exactly what I thought it would be and the fact that it’s Owen Wilson makes it all the more entertaining

congrats to you and owen!

🍑🍆💨💩

Generally speaking, if there is rimming involved I am expecting a margarita.

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:39 AM bookmarkflaglink

and a neon flashing blue ice cube nestled inside

― 乒乓, Sunday, December 9, 2012 11:42 AM bookmarkflaglink

The urban dictionary meaning of Margaritas at the Mall.

i remember the first time I had even actually conceived of rimming. it was the early 2000s and I was watching the first recent porno i'd ever rented. before that, all my porn had been 1980s stuff. passed-around vhs's with the labels torn off and that kinda shit. i mostly stuck to magazines (and when I say I stuck har har har).

anyway I throw this porno in and it's some vivid lesbian thing and first scene there's a girl on all fours on a table and all the sudden the other girl just starts licking her asshole! I was taken aback. I was like "what has this world come to? what did I rent?" and then i skipped past the rest of the rimming.

but later I rewound to it.

― how's life

best iltmi short story imo

haha!

https://hellotushy.com/pages/can-we-eat-ass-yet

full-on cackle at my previous posts on this thread

reporting from the pacific rim

doo doo rim rim rim
doo doo rim rim

(*・_・)ノ⌒ ☆ (Je55e) at 11:20 24 Dec 12
No joke: sometimes assholes taste metallic.

it's slobberin' time made me lol

also the Hungry4Ass exchange

great thread classic posts

yup this is it, this is the start of the next plague. 90% of the population will be dead and i'll be like "hey maybe it's cause we keep farting into each other's mouths" and everyone will say "nah we're prob just not praying right or it's the pigeons". and that's how the world will end.

― I have done bad. I love my pj's. (zachlyon), Tuesday, 4 December 2012 02:12 (nine years ago) link

posts that were not prescient… unless?!

i love a jungle but i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth.

― Tome Cruise (Matt P), Sunday, December 2, 2012 11:44 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

this may have been my peak

hungry4ass and it's feeding time

my first sexual act was rimming

Rimming was my last new sexual act.

good revive