pooping right before showering

wipe just to check out the scene, then asses the situation and decide what strategy to take moving forward

asses the situation, I lol'd

wait ppl don't wipe if theyre taking a shower?

who are these people, and how can i avoid them?

i think a lot of things are not gross but that is kinda gross

its not that gross

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

poop heaven

it has to go either on your hand or on your soap if you have to physically clean your butt subsequently, or if water can go in there enough it will go on the shower floor

it just seems like something people who smell like cheese would do

harbl is RITE

dyao is RONG

lol harbl

this is definitely necessary as a no toilet paper last resort tho

i thought the whole point of poop was that you wanted to minimize the number of places it could go--this thread is telling me that some people don't feel that way

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

sometimes you need more than toilet paper

to get the job done

you need pressurized water

but not soap or your hand--that's nasty

you must have one strong shower, mr. que

i'm not saying i've done this

this is a theoretical shower, theoretical poop

how can something so wrong feel so right

What about bidet before showering? It's like watching a trailer for a movie you're about to see right before watching the movie.

lol

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:26 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

I don't understand ppl who don't pee in the shower tbh. Not gross at all imo.

Also I have showered sans wiping once or twice in the interest of saving time. It's not a habit but I'm not going to lie and say I've never done it.

But then again I am a very thorough at showering.

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option
^^

i wipe but not as thoroughly as i would if i wasn't about to take a shower

yes, and sometimes i'll take a quick shower after those tougher jobs.

depends on the poop imo

not as gross as say, peeing in the shower

Who is hurt by this? Unless your drain is backed up or something. It's a shower, ffs.

yes exactly, it is a shower and NOT A TOILET

all goes down the same road

but the exit ramps are different

Remember that statement when I run my Mack truck down your residential street. xp

/braggin2010

woo-hoo lookit me, I got a Mach truck

http://www.spinnershomepage.co.uk/pictures/Snaps%20of%20the%20week/Zebra%20In%20Your%20Face.jpg

in your FACE

(real actual GIS result for "in your face" btw)

"hey baby, my poops are so huge that they're required by law to have a 'double wide' sign on the back"

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

but like, where does the poop you would have wiped go once it's in the shower?

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

poop heaven

― I request "Fireflies" (dyao), Tuesday, March 16, 2010 9:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh my god

I mean

such lol

ftr you are never going to get laid with that pickup line unless you are at a specialty bar

Or a speciality message board. The kind where people have display names like "Dump Truck".

i am just going to stop opening threads if i see the title and then hesitate from now on

Wow, my username is Colonel Poo and yet

honestly this had never even occurred to me as an option

I mean, I can see how it's not really a problem, like peeing in the shower, and just something we get grossed out by, but ew.

brb bio

ewwwwwwwwwww

your poor shower

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

briquette = etiquette

(auto spellcheck)

really looking forward to the sequel thread, "pooping directly into the drain, classic or dud?"

If you have one of those shower-over-the-bath things, is it bad briquette to poop when someone else is using the shower bit? Because technically your business is downstream.

poopiquette

pooping during a bath

"shitting anywhere i feel like: classic, dud, or God given right"

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/caddyshack_doody.jpg

I guess the next question is, since you're going to wash your hands anyway, why not cup your hands beneath your bottom, poop into your cupped hands, then throw the poop into the shower, and then shower? more good times, less messy having-to-sit-down-and-wipe

just fyi, pooping directly into the shower is like the dictionary definition of "bad briquette"

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

das poop

http://www.mr-l.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Lady-gaga-corset.jpg

I love your baked beans
I love your brisket
Even though I left a bad briquette
(ohohohohoh)
I love your cheeses
And your greasy spaghett'
Even though I left a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette
ohohohohoh, ohohohoh
Can't flush a bad briquette

rahrah rahmama
rahma rahmama
Gaga, ooh-la-la
I pooped in yr pool

NO NO NO NO NO NO

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lady caca

pooper face

ALL OF YOU CAN GO TO STRAIGHT TO HELL

Que thinks this thread's gone right down the drain

that is a pro pic choice

she's all like "yeah I did it, it was me"

no way man, she was hoping no one would know it was her, that's why she wore the mask

I thought about that too but the way she's crouching is pretty much your basic "I shit in your pool, yeah it was me" crouch

i mean you can tell that she is comfortable holding that position, but the angles of her legs indicate a sort of implied movement, leading the viewer to wonder where exactly the movement is

(in the pool obv.)

at least we can be sure she's about to hit the showers

so we can all feel relieved about that

you and me can wash some underpants
woahohohoh-oooooohhh
wash some underpants

http://literaryden.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/article-1233700-077fc01e000005dc-258_634x4451.jpg

key observations here

why did i click that

cause you keep getting rammed in it

* 1 week ago

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(xpost) curiosity killed the shat

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.03/WaterBirth1-1.jpg

Hey, at least it's better than pooping (really? Pooping?) before a bath.

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

pooping like a headless chicken

ban Michael White

bain Michael White

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

Huh? Funny, this memory is, how you say, "blocked."

bain Michael White

Genuine lol

Hey Mr. Que remember that B&B at Zion with the toilet *IN* the shower? That would have been so perfect for this!

― quincie, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:12 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

this is the situation in my flat ;_;

are you kidding me? I can see adding a shower option as a second step, like if you want to give your rectum a thorough cleansing after diarrhea, but avoiding wiping altogether first?

If you ever throw a barbecue, don't prepare the food please....

Showering after pooping without wiping is known colloquially as "throwing a barbecue" IIRC

omg

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

"Have you been throwing your shrimp on the barbie again?"

Ingenious, snoball! Poop on a Barbie, then just put her in the shower to wash off. That'll save a whole lot of steps.

ah, but which Barbie? Maybe the new IT Support, one as they're all being treated like crap anyway!

Stomach still turning at "shrimp" by the way.

Dropping the squids off at the pool.

making some bold clams

seaweed

and don't forget to scrape off the barnacles

rolling thread of scallops 2008

"Take two fish into the shower? Yes, because I'm 1guy2fish guy..."

fwiw i pooped before showering this morning and carefully considered my options before showering

yes, i wiped, but the important part of the post is as follows: i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

how can wiping/not wiping be a negotiable position? I'm with harbl on this one.

Just in case anyone thinks I'm a gross weirdo, I'd never not wipe.

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fwiw i pooped before showering this morning and carefully considered my options before showering

yes, i wiped, but the important part of the post is as follows: i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

just for the record, Tuomas, I think it is really uncool of you to hijack HOOS's account & sully his good name

PHEW. for a second there I thought some of you bought toilet paper only for show.

I buy toilet paper only for shower

realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized baby is really unpleasant to me

okay NO

I thought I'd seen the worst life had to offer, then I read the phrase "a recently utilized baby"

http://thinkwinemarketing.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1893_edvard_munch_the_scream-wr400.jpg

Sorry, Dan. Sorry, Tuomas. Sorry, everyone.

fwiw the term 'poop deck' was first coined when somebody tried to do this on a ship

Back to the topic at hand:

http://www.ezilon.com/articles/articles/2093/1/How-to-Throw-a-Barbecue

When you have your barbecue ready to go, you should start thinking about what you want to serve at your party

somehow I'm afraid to look at HI DERE's menu....

Learning how to throw a barbecue will allow you to provide cheap yet fun entertainment to your friends and family during the summer months. When you throw a barbecue, you are providing food and fun without breaking the bank. If you dont know how to throw a barbecue, then read on and learn the ins and outs of this fun and inexpensive form of summer entertainment.

step 1: poop, but do not wipe
step 2: take a shower

Congratulations! You have just thrown your first barbecue!

yes but they haven't told us how long the marinade takes

TS: Wearing Clean Underwear Daily Vs. Using the Smell Test to Get Mileage Out of Previously Worn

thrown your first barbecue

In Europe it's called "serving caviar at the ambassador's residence".

i realized the distinct sensation of showering a recently utilized anus is really unpleasant to me

I am in favor of showering any anus in any state of being at any time. Anuses should be washed.

To appropriate the immortal words of Rhett Butler: "You should be washed, and often, and by someone who knows how."

Porcelain is porcelain and waste water is waste water. Just shit in your shower and then piss it all down the drain.

shower in piss tbh

yeah it's all waste water, good idea

For some reason I'm waiting for William Burroughs to post on this thread.

i have a very particular belief when it comes to this, but i can't bring myself to divulge anything on this thread. i just can't do it.

lolstipation

surm showers in the toilet--great idea

i would not want to walk even the two steps it takes to get from the toilet to the shower with poopy butt. Fuck that!

I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.

surm showers in the toilet--great idea

that would be like a really cold mini-jacuzzi

that's what my pet alligator thought RIP

Handstand on the toilet to wash your hair - just like being back at school for some people.

I don't even like having my toilet in the same room as my shower, tbh.

Me, neither! My parents have a separate little room in their bathroom that contains their toilet. It is much more civilized.

no "bad briquette" was a portmanteau German/French term - we now call 'em "floaters"

― the most sacred couple in Christendom (J0hn D.), Wednesday, March 17, 2010 4:17 PM

I didn't say this yesterday but holy hell did I lol at this

recently utilized anus

2nd hand

pooping right after showering though?

tends to squeak

i call that bad planning xpost

squeaky clean

sometimes the warm water has that effect though jj

soap bubbles come out of ur backside

jesus i didn't say i hadn't rinsed u disgusting savage

shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop

never ending cycle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAmoEED_mvA

thanks to this thread any offers i may have made to let ilxors stay at my house are hereby rescinded

What have we become?

o_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwOwUQdBARc&feature=related

brb, putting the red roof inn on speed dial

shower---> poop ---> shower ---> poop

never ending cycle

the cir-cle of life
is the poop of fortune

Do you ever think people are trying to "poop" on you rather than be friends?

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

MyPoop, Poopspace, etc., etc..

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

the cir-cle of life
is the poop of fortune

nice coils

imagine Ouroboros, except with a turd eating itself instead of a snake.

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball)

good job, now hit the showers

you missed off an "s" there

sorry I didn't mean that to come out three times

"Things you say after sex...no...wait! I've got it! things you say while pooping!"

http://subway.com.ru/other/images/pyr1.jpg

"IN THE DOG HOUSE" - poor Rover...
"EVERYTHING'S SHAPING UP"
"HAND TO HAND"

shart throbs

"NOTHING LASTS FOREVER" except maybe the endless cycle of showering and pooping

"FlowGo.com
Funny videos."

Now playing at FlowGo...

The Three Tenor Tots

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Domingo, Carreras, and Pavarotti have nothing on the Three Tenor Tots. Jose Diaperas, Lucianno Poopalotti, and Placido Bambino have all come to the sandbox, but unfortunately, a travesty has occurred and all three opera babies must sing about it. Poopalotti has pooped his pants and sadly, his mother has forgotten to bring extra diapers. Diaperas and Bambino hate the rancid smell of his poo. "Oh why did his mommy bring him to the sandbox with his smell so rotten?"

nooooooo

Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?" Once again she's swinging her tits around, but this time granny found her a grandpa homeboy.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_OQJOqSI4X4c/SH9ole1FlvI/AAAAAAAADoA/5bbivTIUeeI/s400/exploding+head.jpg

btw:

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throw a barbecue

The act of taking a shower immediately after pooping to clean yourself instead of using toilet paper.

Last summer, Jim and Mike stopped speaking after a bean-heavy dinner made Jim throw a barbecue at Mike's house. The smell didn't go away for weeks.
by Heinz57 on Mar 18, 2010

tags: poop, shower, gross, sauce, tubs are not toilets

"shit, shower and shave" is not an unordered list

^^^ now singing that to the tune of "Trip, Stumble, and Fall" by The Mamas & The Papas

You'd better shit (shit)
shower (shower)
shower and shave
You'd better shit (shit)
shower (shower)
shower and shave
You'd better shit, shower and sha-a-a-aaaaave

"shit, shower and shave" is not an unordered list

― kenan, Thursday, March 18, 2010 5:43 PM (1 minute ago)

see i was under the impression that there was an implied "wipe" in there but i guess to each their own

I wipe even if I'm about to shower, ftr. I just don't insist on perfect 100% lack of brownness on the paper. Just enough so that I don't have to deal with chunks or smears.

Because, you see, poop is nasty.

"As Nasty As They Wanna Poop"

Thanks for your definition of throw a barbecue!

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.

It should appear on this page in the next few days:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue

Urban Dictionary

^_^

A+

ok thats awesome

WOO-HOO!

Maybe we should have a celebratory ILX barbecue oh wait no...

huge

Who's gonna make the bbq sauce?

Make it extra spicy plz

I was doing some digging to find the thread where I had another definition accepted by urbandictionary.com ("tijuana picnic") and just came across a post I missed last year about apple butter that has given me a tremendous headache and made me start crying due to the pain from stifling loud, shrieking laughter at work

if it's possible for a condom to be thinner than normal and still be safe, why wouldn't all condoms be that thin?

ow oh my god hahahahahahahaha bleah hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so gross

Who's gonna make the bbq sauce?

(...)

Make it extra spicy plz

If you want extra spicy someone's going to have to start chowing down in the chillis.

Do carnivore, vegetarian, and vegan semen taste different from each other?

My point, exactly Monsieur Boule de Neige

xpost APPLE BUTTER OF ALL THINGS, I mean maybe you like eggs benedict too, but geez

In any case I hope this person has since learned important stuff about responsible ownership of a vagina

― nabisco, Friday, January 16, 2009 2:05 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dood, if some chick ever came to me all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise, I would run in abject terror.

Also, I kind of like the idea of hooking up with some girl and being responsible enough to ask if she had her vagina license on her. Oh, and proof of insurance.

Most are only covered for third party, fire, and theft.

Not flood? Shit!

"I've come to report a case of vagina theft."

"Where was the last place you saw it?"

Acts of God aren't covered either. So said the insurance broker to Joseph.

"is your vagina a thief? because it looks like it stole the apple butter from the skies and crammed it up in there."

I believe Quim Full of Hollandaise is a collection of forgotten Smiths rarities.

"Meanwhile, someone's anus has been shoplifting from the candy store."

The Girl With the Apple Butter Up Her Cooch

If there's something you'd like to try
If there's something you'd like to try
Ask me, I won't say no
Unless it involves putting apple butter in your vagina

Strange Ways, Here We Come

So said the insurance broker to Joseph.

Sucker bought it, too.

I have always wondered whether God in his infinite wisdom gave Mary the spine-tingling, divine orgasm she deserved for carrying his spawn or whether his whole fornicating-is-a-sin anti-sex posture led him to just send Gabriel down to say, "Lol, you're knocked up. Congrats!"

that's what the Immaculate Conception is Michael--no orgasm for the virgin

Dan, I am specifically not supposed to laugh like this at my workplace.

God is such a dick! Fcuk that guy, man! Makes a cuckold out of a young groom and totally shafts his bride.

well that's the thing--he didn't shaft the bride

Figuratively; there's naught worse than getting a chick knocked up and NOT shafting her.

I think if said chick filled her vagina with apple butter and had a Cadbury egg hanging out of her anus, that would be worse.

I used my magic YHWH powers to inseminate you. Hope I didn't disturb your sleep.

Creep!

people, this talk is disgusting. let's get back to good, clean shitting and not wiping and then getting into the shower.

What would be worse would be a MELTING Cadbury egg.

"Hello, is that the 24 hour plumbers? My shower's blocked with melted Cadbury's Creme Egg. How did that happen? Well, er..."

let's get back to good, clean shitting

I think I've identified the problem with this sentence

let's get back to good, clean shitting

hmm, interesting, i've never heard the gerund form of shit in this sort of construction before. i would have gone for "let's get back to taking a good clean shit" myself. i dig your style.

Egad, now I'm trying to think of various chattes I have tasted and wondering how to pair them with the right wine.

For X's pussy, I prefer a Chablis but for Z, I think a Vermentino's just the thing.

"Egad" is right!

can we just disable inline video links to this thread and head that problem right off at the pass

But what is the correct beverage to serve with analingus?

Tequila, if memory serves me right.

Scope

seltzer water for that bubbly tang

omg hahahahaha

poop/shower/tequila/analingus

seldom has an understanding the term "chain of command" been more important

(xxpost) No dude that's for enemas

John, as I said earlier to Dan - they look at my oddly when I laugh like this at work.

perhaps you should put your oddly away, then

(never heard it called that before)

We all remember the stories of girls putting various liquors up their, er, foufounnes prior to the prom or the big HS party, right? Imagine the girl that gives herslef a big tequila enema beofre a night out? C/D?

I, for one, do not remember these stories, which kind of seem like a waste of perfectly good liquor tbh

When, ever, would you have had occasion to hear ANYTHING about my oddly before, good man?

it was hot dogs in my middle school

like, if my date bogarted my cinnamon schnapps and poured it in her cooter, there would have been a fight

xp: now hot dog/bratwurst stories, yes those went around, also eyewitness accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets

3,800 results for
vodka vagina prom

http://videogum.com/34321/the_doctors_explore_the_trend/daytime-talk-shows/

throwin a shrimp on the barbie should be gettin in the shower with a dingleberry still danglin

accounts of girls receiving cunnilingus from their pets

"How come Spot is walking so funny, Mom?" "Vodka tampons, son. Vodka tampons." *Sigh*

Better than a Chilli Dog

I dunno. I bet Spot would like a Chilli cunny Dog and he wouldn't feel all woozy afterwards.

biting is a hazard

Can we get back on the poop please?

that's what she said

because she was really into poop

more like on top of

Why do I feel like I'm in kindergarten again all of a sudden?

I'm just censoring my own response here, M. White, but rest assured it was horrifying

Lots of scat-play in the early grades, J0hn?

let he who is without scat

man

Carruthers

recently utilized anus

― demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Thursday, March 18, 2010 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

ty i'd like to take this opportunity to point out ^ the entire reason for composing that post

It's my new meditation mantra, thanking you Hoos.

and of course i wipe before showering u cretinous savages

this is just

all cochie-coochie with a quim full of hollandaise

^^ has rap cadence

ok thread got amazing, like almost 'wtf external toilet light-switch and weird ledge in bowl' amazing

Guys I have to poop and I have to shower, and the temptation to merge the two activities is overwhelming, is there like some kind of camp I can go to to have the urges washed away

yes it is in tijuana

yes it is in the small town of "you are not a animal" population 30 billion

oh come on the french all do it

"french kiss" = pooping in shower, and using your face to ease it towards the drain

"When an ILTMI poop thread reaches a LOL apex, the thing is to have the courage to lock it and start a sequel thread, for by continuing we have everything to lose and nothing to gain." - Kierkegaard

kakagaard amirite

Diogenes fits this debate better:

The most shocking feature of his philosophy is his rejection of normal ideas about human decency. Exhibitionist and philosopher, Diogenes is said to have eaten in the marketplace, urinated on some people who insulted him, defecated in the theatre, masturbated in public and pointed at people with his middle finger.

He may have also pooped and then taken a shower without wiping.

what about pooping before going in the pool?

well, only after you wait 30 minutes of course

I mean I suppose if you pull down your trunks and sit near the air jet it kinda works like a public bidet?

i shit in the shower, you know there's a drain in there so it's fundamentally a toilet?

wtf, not all shower drains are just empty holes which the waste goes down, some are swiss cheese like so the poop would get all caked up in it and stay there

I feel a disturbance in the shower.

it was a joke. i was just taking the peeing in the shower brigade's argument to its natural conclusion.

lol I figured that. how about cumming in the shower?

So now this thread has given the world this:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=throw%20a%20barbecue

And this:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i191/fluxion23/bbq-trucker-hat.jpg

Nice work, you horrible horrible people, you.

we are the dreamers of dreams

and the poopers of poops...

ILX - the message board that keeps on giving (you horrible mental images you'll never be able to put out of your mind)

anytime I dig into ribs at a cookout or see "barbecue" flavored chips, HI DERE's brutal spin on my wordplay will forever make me lose my appetite instantly.

ribs. you ruined ribs for me man.

It could have been worse. Think about that.

Nothing could ruin barbecue sauce for me; I don't think even calling it "santorum" could.

"Santorum Sauce - looks just the same when it comes out the other end!"

ugh, u savages

"shit, wipe, shower, shave"

^^^^^ completely OTM, anyone who says differently is not sitting on my furniture

what if I wear a trucker hat?

not sitting on my furniture

Missing an "h" there...

"neat man is that a color changing couch?"

"well....no....."

Should never have taken the polythene wrapping off the G Plan...

well HI DERE your friends can't be blamed if you didn't act proactive and buy a brown couch

How now, brown co(uch)

"hey cool your white couch has a Friesian pattern!"

that's like taking the couch peeing episode of Seinfeld to new scatological levels

i find scary amounts of hair from my roommate when I step in the shower each morning. i'm really scared to even consider from what part of the body it came from....

You're saying your roommate has the taint hair of a wookie?

No, but you just put the image in my head. It's going to take years of therapy and paint huffing to make that one fade.

it's dead here in poopland

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Who are our 5 disgusting savages?

REVEAL YOURSELVES

on the contrary, I'm surprised it was only 5....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ZlfyEhmoDrg/SkEZ--GQIhI/AAAAAAAAAvQ/xsdAqLdk31k/s320/bbq+sauce.jpg

http://gustavus.edu/groups/unitedway/images/Slow_Cookers_BBQ_Pulled_Pork.ashx.jpg

http://www.zazzle.com/custom_urban_dictionary_stein_mug-168217834155890357

godfucking dammit it was supposed to have the throw a barbecue definition on it...

btw I want a frothy walrus mug too

Groovin' Granny returns with another version of "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls. This time grandma has two friends backing her up. Granny sings, "Don't you wish your granny was sweet like me? Don't you wish your granny had no teeth like me?"

still feel like this needs more discussion tbh

Not in this context.

lol for real wtf Curt1s

votes of disgusting savagery proof once again that fluffy bear still lurks here imo

lurks inside us all

Deep in the bowels of our souls?

Classic thread

I've revised my stance

i just read it and my stomach hurts from laughing

need to poop and shower

xxp well they do say that squatting rather than sitting makes pooping easier...

An ilxor.com search for "bad briquette" shows that it was never used again after this thread, which I think is a shame.

A google search for "bad briquette" turns up a bunch of early 20th century geology research.

Bad briquette. 20% less water than theory for complete hydration. Theoretical amount of water. Bad briquette. 20% excess. 40* excess. Sticky, lumpy, mass.

Briquette jonesing diary

this is the only thread on ilx that has actually ever made me lol, and i lol'd hard, which is the best form of lolling

"recently utilized anus" is definitely a phrase I had forgotten, which made encountering it again all the more delightful

The best bit of this thread is an expired link in one of Dan's posts, whose image couldn't be any more appropriate or perfectly timed

also bad briquette and 'let he who is without scat'

https://i.imgur.com/xEpBUWx.png

Clap your hands and stomp your feet WAIT NO

this all depends on the consistency of the poop itself surely

like if you’ve got a nice, well-formed type 3 on the Bristol stool chart loaded and ready to go then hell yeah you get out of the shower and onto the pot

on the other hand if you’re anticipating a type 7 rusty-water-firehose situation then maybe the convenience of just letting go right there in the hot water is acceptable

there are no right or wrong answers here imo

thread delivers

Starting to recognise bg posts before the dname

a tremendous accolade to receive on this accursed thread

I didn't know how you'd feel about it but this is how it happened

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/5-18/OEAZgcMqLr-6.png

some poops are harder than others

some poops' mothers are you know what, I need to stop

lol

oh jfc

here is what you do. get a douche nozzle attachment. take out the grill on your drain. squirt your shit down and enjoy elevated gay bottom lyfe.

i did that for a year. back to regular showers now but i have a goal in sight. not necessarily for me fwiw ;)

we might be tested on this theory soon if the dookie wallpaper disappear

an idea whose time has come