What Don't You Look Like? (an "I Love Everything"-style picture thread)

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Come on, gang, don’t be shy (or rather, do!). Yes, this is the thread where you google up and post a picture that bears absolutely no resemblance to yourself whatsoever!

Rex (Rex), Friday, 21 March 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

For example, I don’t look like this:


apart from being old, dilapidated, and longer horizontally than vertically, but that sort of thing doesn’t count, does it?

Rex (Rex), Friday, 21 March 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh dear, I was trying to avoid a double-entendre there, but on reflection I’m not sure I succeeded…

Rex (Rex), Friday, 21 March 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 22 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, hang on . . . .

Lynskey (Lynskey), Saturday, 22 March 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I look nothing like this :-


(but curiously, my dog looks exactly like that)

C J (C J), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, obviously he doesn't have three heads

C J (C J), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

But then, neither do I

C J (C J), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll go now, shall I?

C J (C J), Saturday, 22 March 2003 22:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

No stay. We may need your clothes.

Lynskey (Lynskey), Sunday, 23 March 2003 01:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well okay then, but what use could you possibly have for a Wales rugby jersey and a silver lurex thong?

C J (C J), Sunday, 23 March 2003 11:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

That is exactly what our esteemed colleague Aimless likes to wear while polishing the parquet. Hand it over!

Rex (Rex), Sunday, 23 March 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you know, the dissimilarity is uncanny....


Hello, again, friends from the North. I am afraid I am once again decamping farther away from Ormskirk than even Cheltenham. I shall soon be in Sussex! Imagine! Not only, but also ... within a brick's throw of Ashdown Forest, site of the Cutest Story Every Told: Winnie the Pooh.


Pooster (pooster), Sunday, 23 March 2003 18:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow! You get to see such famous monuments as the Great Wall of Hove, or go hunting Birchills, which is I believe a popular local pastime.

Matt (Matt), Monday, 24 March 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Long ago, when our teacher read "Winnie the Pooh" to us, she said that Pooh lived in Three Acre Wood.

Makes me wonder what ELSE that bitch lied about.

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 24 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was told Pooh lived in Hundred Acre Wood. It's a conspiracy, I tell you!

C J (C J), Monday, 24 March 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

No wonder we can't find Bin Laden!

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Monday, 24 March 2003 22:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

To deviate from the thread rather, my resemblance to this http://www.mdt-products.com/products/158_brushes/brushes_JPG.gif is truly terrifying.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you havenaturalbristles?

Zen Clown (Zen Clown), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

You betcha, and you want them, you slag.

Matt (Matt), Thursday, 27 March 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

two years pass...
You don't look like that? Lucky devil. I've changed a bit over the years, and now I don't look like http://www.madeinfirenze.net/foto/1310-50-1b.jpg

Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 08:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Rotund and fruity!

MSW (MSW), Friday, 27 May 2005 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

well i'll almost surely regret this but


Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

entirely suitable board btw

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 October 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ned? is that you?

Aimless, Friday, 2 November 2012 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

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