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Dr. Phil

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Shutup.

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From when I was much young person, I have had this fancy: I am finding myself on my base in mine pigiami with an arm around to my bear of the teddy (are much young person in these... possibly 2 uniforms of dream or 3) and then the bear of the teddy comes to life and begins nuzzling up and down my body... and then I obtain much hard one from this fantasy... I will not enter in more particular because it would be much inadequate one!

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Are you twelve or under? The way you type with such breathless passion makes me believe that you are a younger Dr. Phil fan. Dr. Phil has been know to buy a t-shirt for his most special girls.

Tell me about the first boy -- how do your thighs when you think of him? Do you feel a strong pulsing sensation -- like a muscular young Jesus emerging from heaven? Can you imagine consummating your lust for this young man in a dark pulsing room playing some non-stop sexual music, perhaps tribal house? Dr. Phil hopes so.

The way that the doctor takes care of burning desire is to satisfy it more than you ever thought possible. You have written to me about two boys -- but don't settle. Dr. Phil thinks only four boys can put out that burning fire. You need to find two more young men who "your body wants so bad" (your words not mine.) You need to learn what these boys really need. After your encounters with them, please write down very specific details and send them to Dr. Phil (get@real.org) for more advanced analysis.

If you would like Dr. Phil to send you a t-shirt, please send several pics (high resolution preferred).

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Dr. Phil

thanks
joe

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BUMMMMMMMMMMP!!!!

<3DR. PHIL<3

Sorry I've been on a world tour for several months. I'd like to personally welcome myself back, it's good to see me again. Please post your questions here and I will galvanize you to "get real" with my thoughtful and considered response, and may God have mercy on our souls.

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Can you imagine consummating your lust for this young man in a dark pulsing room playing some non-stop sexual music, perhaps tribal house?

my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad
my body wants him so bad

how do your thighs when you think of him?

what was the deleted (locked?) dr. phil thread?

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Sigh, life.

Dr. Phil thinks only four boys can put out that burning fire.

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Sigh, life.

-- Confounded, Thursday, February 21, 2008 3:03 AM

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how can a person feel good again with ptsd anxity depression anger hate guilt and shame i was sexually abused as a child and as an addddult

dr. phil how to i get over my cripping sense of shame

how do i know if i'm gay

is it ok to date 2nd cousin

how can i be gay?

Why does that guy keep looking at me? I was looking over his shoulder a minute ago at the croissants on the counter, but he thought I was staring at him. So he gave me this angry look, like "why are you staring at me?" In response I made a really obvious adjustment to my sitting position, making it clear that I was in fact looking OVER his shoulder at the croissants. Then this guy snaps his newspaper really loudly and rolls his eyes, as if I did something wrong. I couldn't believe the nerve of the guy - I admit I made a mistake at this point - so I stared him down for a bit. He ignored it for a while, but then we made eye contact again. This time I looked straight at him, unblinking. He lowered his paper a bit and said "....what?" I told him the truth: "Last time I was looking at the croissants. This time I'm looking at you." And now he won't stop looking at me. What do I do Dr. Phil?

how do i tell him i love him

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Question: can any Jehovah Witnesses be down with Dr. Phil?

This Dr. Phil thread would be awesome if Dr. Phil ever responded

i bet it's not even the real Dr. Phil

b-b-but that's the real Dr. Phil in the photo, isn't it?

Harbl, IT'S THE REAL DR. PHIL. Look at the username.

ok maybe

unregistered you can only ask questions if you are a registered user. also are you a jhvh witness?

1. my jhvh question was an oh-so-witty Gravediggaz reference, y'see.

2. click on my profile & you'll see that I'm just a registered user posing as an unregistered user. that's THE ONLY WAY you can tell me apart from all the Geetika Pants and Munazzir Hashmis of the world.

3. I'm not a JW, and I've never even seen one at my door. my old congregationalist church still sends me a newsletter every month, so technically they still own my soul.

yes i can tell you are a registered user that's how i can yellow card and suggest ban you

dr. phil, was that a dis?

hi jergins

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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thinkin baout signing all of my posts w/ dat pic. how long b4 bannage takes place

lol its the smuggest photo i've ever seen <3<3

aint nothing but a gangsta party

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Dr. Phil has galvanized millions of people to 'get real.'

billions

it's only billions if you count the octuplets, you big padder.

she will not go with me to the culb

galvanize me to "get real"

did Dr. Phil go to school with Dr Morbius

they roomed together at Dr school

he never answers
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Dr Phil what was your most stormy extra-marital affair and have you had sex with Oprah

dr. phil how is baltimore these days?

phil your ex-boyfriend told me your crotch is as bald as your head t/f

Phil,
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thanks,

phil why does a banana peel turn brown so quickly after you eat the banana?

phil how do i make a good first impression on kanye w/o making it too obvious that i have a crush on him?

his answer to the banana question will answer the kanye question ibet

he never answers

phil how is that kebab place should i go today y/n

(don't) Ask Dr. Phil
bcz he'll break u heart

# A drunk driving fatality happens approximately every 40 minutes. Get pertinent info so you know when you've tossed back too many. Tune in!about 3 hours ago from web

how DO i know when i've tossed back too many? please help!

dr. pill?
dr. shill?

does dr. phil become dr. grill on the weekends? i bet he does

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oh i get it

I love this album! Except 2nd "Home by the Sea." It's a tossup between the last two tracks, but I went with "It's Gonna Get Better," which sounds like heaven. That song seems to share a feel with certain other songs from '83, like Dylan's "Jokerman" and Cyndi Lauper's "When U Were Mine," that I can't quite put my finger on. They feel static, but have fluid basslines with sort of a shimmery overlay. Maybe it's just me.

― dr. phil, Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:09 AM

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wtf who is that

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Someone who likes Brad Paisley?

Rolling Country 2009 Thread

I have to admit I saw that and was surprised by your <3 for him.

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i cannot be reached 4 comment

GOD DAMN IT PHIL

this turns my whole world upside down bc i had a lot of respect for dr phil before hearing about this

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12. Good Freaking Lord!! Surely, Dr. "Feel" has bigger problems than this crazy chick. Like getting rid of the lingering, wafting skunk odor out of his rubber watch band and his house.

Posted at 9:05PM on Oct 7th 2009 by Mon Dieu!

Dr. Phil-er-up

this was pretty ill-timed dr. phil, what with the birth of your grandchild and all

ughh

He's innocent! She touched his hand with her boob!

(btw I don't like him but that suit sounds like bullshit)

― the taint of Macca is strong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean, kind of, but that's also a lot to just like, make up

whatever i'm just excited to have a reason to hate him

i read 4 sentences about it and i conclude she is lying

the "held captive" part is my favorite

ughh

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4:20 PM

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dr. phil at 13

get @ me surm

haha

Date of Birth
1 September 1950, Vinita, Oklahoma, USA

Birth Name
Phillip Calvin MacGraw

Nickname
Dr. Phil

Height
6' 4" (1.93 m)

Personal Quotes

"Nothing's funnier to me than laughing at myself."

Trade Mark

Does a one-finger-wave in the beginning of each of his shows to his wife Robin in the audience.

The line "And how is that working out for you?"

Thick Southern Accent

u a tall motherfucker phil

Last week, 56-year-old Shirley Dieu said she would sue the TV personality and Paramount Pictures over alleged misconduct during a series of therapy session.

Dieu claims that between October 9 and 11 in 2007, McGraw held her captive in a room “with a completely naked live man while he exposed his entire naked body, genitals and all.”

Dieu also says that McGraw hypnotised her, deprived her of sleep and groped her breast.

errgh

TMZ.com reports that a second woman has come forward claiming that she had to endure a similar ordeal with the former Oprah Winfrey Show star.

The woman, Crystal Matchett, has filed a lawsuit saying she was also made to share a room with a “completely naked man, who was exposing his entire naked body, genitals and all.”

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if u look closely at his eyes you can see the reflection of a naked man

, genitals and all.

{˚ϖ˚}

why u so sexy?

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are you related to phil drummond?

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sosa?

o yeah i saw on some tabloid at the grocery store he has like a month to live. oh well. rip dr. phil.

For anyone who was ever curious

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Help! Which album cover is this photo similar to?

otm

What are your kids listening to?

lowercase fraud

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Dear Dr Phil

I am a 52 yr old man who has been with my wife for 17yrs we have a daughter 15 and
her 22 yr old son lives with us also.
Last august we moved back to Rhode Island from NC. At the time we knew her son was
having troubles with a heroin addicition living in RI on his own so she wanted to
move back to try and help him and have him live with us.I expressed my concerns
about having him in the house with my daughter so i said there had to be rules for him to follow
she agreed.

But as soon as we got back she started to push me further away and incorperated no rules
since then he has stolen from 3 gold and dimond rings and around 500 in cash along with losing
every job he gets for stealing tools and pawning them for drugs I am up to my limit

she now speaks to me about 4mins per day and wont have sex but 1 time in 3 months
i still am in love with her but i am finding it more difficult to hang onto them feelings
i over heard her and him talking today and she was reashering him that none of my attitude is his fault

and discussing how stupid my feelings are so my question is am i wasting my time trying to salvage my marriage
and if not what avenues should i pursue so that she will open her eyes she gives him money
and he comes back home an hour later totaly stoned i have said every thing to her but call her
an enabler witch is exactly what she is the sad part is she is an RN and should know better i feel if things keep going the way they are i will lose my wife and her son will end up losing his life

thank you for any advice you can give me

totaly confused MrB

Rolling Global Sublime Whirled "World" Music Thread 2010(with an emphasis on African likely)

The bogus man is on his way
As fast as he can run
He´s tired but he´ll get to you
And shoot you with his gun

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phil mcgraw
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Dr. Phil confronted a "FarmVille"-loving mother named Teresa about her duties to her children recently, and he thinks she would be better served to go out and "start a garden for real." I'm sure everyone reading this knows somebody who spends a just a little too much time playing Zynga's crop-tending Facebook game, but this guest took her obsession off the deep end to the point where she was sabotaging the family computer when others tried to use it.

"She unplugged the router, so you would think the Internet had gone down, and as soon as you went away, she plugged it back in and went back to tending her crops," Dr. Phil told Teresa's daughter Jennifer, according to Games.com.

"Part of the reason is because of her attitude when I do ask to get on the computer," Teresa responded. Dr. Phil fired back with one of his trademark reality checks, however.

"No, it's not," he said. "You unplugged it because you have a ridiculous addiction to a ridiculous computer game that's interfering with your ability to be a mother. You needed a fix, and she wouldn't get off, so you had to create the opportunity."

Anyone who grew up gaming with a brother or sister knows that you should share your computer and game systems, and that rule applies to parents as well, especially when they're neglecting their basic responsibilities. As an alternative solution, perhaps Teresa and Jennifer could find a nice multiplayer console game. Either way, your heard it from Dr. Phil first: "FarmVille" is "a ridiculous computer game."

Do you agree with Dr. Phil about "FarmVille"? What about parenting? Share your thoughts in the comment section below.

Yeah, thanks Ned--I'm enjoying living vicariously through you.

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nga plz

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hello dr.phil foundation.im charlie i live with a panic disorder and try to get by everyday have had it for thirty years.but im not hear for me.i would just like some serious advice? i have found a freind on the internet and she has bad depression problems and talks to me.i care about her and like to say the right things to help her to get back to being strong.she is under a doctors care and on medication.im only looking for a little advice on how to adress her problems when we speak.she seems to prefer death over life.and want to help to tell her otherwise this would be a nice help to me.

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thank you for calling the dr. phil foundation

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Is a Feeder Normal?

I am very overweight and had a hard time in high school. Then I went away to College and met a guy who was an Extreme Feeder. We met at a College mixer, It was strange cause he passed right over all the other girls and made a bee line straight for me. He was 6 feet tall a trim 180 pounds and he was very good looking. I knew about guys who preferred fat girls but I never met a guy who was as obsessed as he turned out to be.

He was so romantic and I really liked his personality, to tell you the truth I was falling in love with him. We had a few wonderful dates and I could not resist his advances any more and I made love for the first time. It was the most overwhelming experience of my life, he totally loved every inch of me. He made me feel like the most beautiful Goddess there ever was!

Things were perfect at first but then he slowly started to show me his sexual perversions. He told me that he LOVED my fat, that FAT and SEX were the same to him. He loved to take me Fast Food Hopping, we would hit all of my favorite places first White Castles, KFC and then Pete's Pizza. My biggest problem is that I am a compulsive binge eater and this guy was going all out to encourage me to over eat. He would order two meals of my favorite food and he ate practically nothing himself and would encourage me to eat more! He told me that to see me on an eating binge was a HUGE turn on for him!

He would spend less time on me and more time fondling my fat! Then he told me that he is a feeder fat fetish! He would bring me food and then put hand cream in the deep fold of skin between my rolls of fat and want me to eat at him as he had sex with my fat rolls. I really wanted to please him but things kept getting worse and worse.

What he LOVED to do was to Funnel me. He got me a clear plastic funnel and put it in my mouth then he would pour cake batter down my throat while I would stroke him. He would then have sex with me, fondling my fat and telling me how he loved seeing me eat myself Fatter and Fatter! Then he went WAY over the line.

He told me that he wanted to feed me to over 500 pounds, I was in shock. I was at the heaviest I ever weighed, about 340 pounds, my doctor was pressuring me to get Weight Loss Surgery, and my lover wanted me to gain over a hundred pounds more. Well THAT did it. I told him that I was going to try to keep where I am, even though I would love to lose weight. He told me that if I don't gain weight he would leave me. God, my love meant nothing to this guy. He wanted to force me to be his super morbid gaining sex perversion!

I still love him but I am not going to let him feed me to death. I refused to play his weight gain games any more and then he left me for a fatter girl. I am happy with a guy who loves me the way I am. I do not want a feeder who wants me to burry myself in my own fat. Am I wrong? Is it Normal?

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Christine: My 22-year-old daughter is in a relationship with a woman. I don't believe she is a lesbian. Could this be a form of rebellion and a result of getting in with the "wrong" crowd? Can homosexuality be learned and unlearned?

Do you feel a strong pulsing sensation -- like a muscular young Jesus emerging from heaven?

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Dr. Phil McGraw makes a living counseling others, but an insider exclusively tells RadarOnline.com the good doctor is anything but on the set of his syndicated talk show and even likens him to a fascist dictator who marches around barking orders.

According to the source, Dr. Phil has a temper and explodes with anger when things aren't done his way — that includes yelling at his employees, his guests and even his long suffering wife, Robin McGraw.

"He's like a fascist dictator on a set of quivering female servants," the insider told RadarOnline.com.

"You can feel the fear on the set. There seems to be a reason he hires a nearly all female staff…he seeks out the vulnerable type of person that's reliant on their paycheck from him so they don't fight back."

The insider claims that while Dr. Phil acts like he's there to help his guests, he actually intimidates them into getting the soundbites he's seeking for high ratings.

"Guests often seize up once they get in front of Dr. Phil because he's so intimidating. He's nothing off camera like he appears on camera," the source said.

"Before he gets to the soundbite he's looking for there's no sense of a gentle, sympathetic, professional view. It's all about the soundbite, and he'll bully the guest off-camera until he gets the soundbite he needs."

Dr. Phil, 62, is also labeled by the insider as having a huge ego, being confrontational and emotionless.

"It's all about feeding his narcissistic enormous ego. It's his way and everyone else bows and stays clear of his path," the source said.

"There are camera men that used to work for him — who will do any job they can get — that flat out refuse to work with him again because of the way he treats his staff and guests. They think he's an absolute pig!"

The TV shrink and Robin's marriage has reportedly been on a downward spiral and the two are even butting heads over her role on his show.

"While Dr. Phil is filming an interview or segment, Robin will sometimes just sit in a back corner watching," the source said.

"She has absolutely no say in the way things are run. And when Dr. Phil flips out or gets aggressive with staff and guests, Robin just sits there with a sad look on her face like she doesn't agree with him, but can't speak up because she's just as fearful of him as everyone else!"

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dude what the hell

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"a girl"

what's the answer

#teenscruised

I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

what's the answer

― Coming Out Of Elton John's Mouth (crüt), Wednesday, August 21, 2013 11:14 AM

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I wish Dr Phil's show was co-hosted with Schopenhauer and the two would argue about whether the guests should "get real and take charge of their lives" or find solace in the fact that things aren't fair, they never asked to be born, it isn't their fault, and it will all be over soon.

Another Phil, Donahue, vs. John Calvin iirc

"did--did you say that...the--the hos are laughin?"

"yup"

"so the audience are a buncha hos"