Heave Ho : The Heavening

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The Pilot's a different man now, when i met him he was fearless, sucked the marrow out of life, kid thought he could outrun gravity for ever, gravity caught up with him.

-- Heave Ho=, Friday, June 2, 2006 12:48 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Monsieur White, you should get a new shtick, perhaps a yiddish shtick. This one's gotten old and mouldy.

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, July 1, 2007 9:17 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

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Name: حسين خارق

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Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچھ

Info: چھوٹے! ببل گم کھاو گے؟ چھوڑو یار! جب بی‌پی ببل بار جیسی بڑی ببل بار ہو، تو ان چھوٹوں کو کون پوچ
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Heaven \Heav"en\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Heavened; p. pr. & vb.
n. Heavening.]
To place in happiness or bliss, as if in heaven; to beatify.
[R.]

We are happy as the bird whose nest Is heavened in the
hush of purple hills.

heave ho, i always thought you came to us via guess papers, but you were reading ask a drunk 2 years ago, huh?

i have a theory about heave ho.

more than that, i've been reading ask a drunk on LUSENET since 2001 and posting on lusenet's Middless Prattle after ask a drunk moved here.

u are maybe working on a next level i dont get

u don't know lusenet? That's where ilx used to be before there was ilx

guess papers came from greenspun

i dont hang out at places called "lusenet"

tx

metaphorically not internetically

more like lusernet

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copyright 1989

around 600-2400 metres

-- Heave Ho, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

length of mah peeenus^

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u seem kinda sprung 4 him, amon

Heavening Can Wait

lxy i wud never b heavening with you bcuz u r my friend jergin's wife.

lawlz

ROOMMATE

In Karachi, female roommate = WIFE

make me a drink woman
-- jergins (jergins), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:27 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

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YES!
-- lxy (lxy), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:34 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

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make it a double and go heavy on the breast milk
-- jergins (jergins), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:44 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

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YES!
-- lxy (lxy), Monday, January 8, 2007 8:57 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

breast milk in a drink /= relationship

(seriously though have you guys ever tried that one drink--they call it a White Mother Russian here. with breast milk 6-9 months after birth and the right kind of liquer it really is kind of the perfect drink. tip!)

also who said it was mine? i happen to know that the milk of the breast goes for $3 / oz. and can be purchased via craig's list.

now you are informed.

u seem kinda sprung 4 him, amon

-- Confounded, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 7:19 PM (4 hours ago)

u seem kinda 8====D~ ~ ~ )-; jealous

also who said it was mine? i happen to know that the milk of the breast goes for $3 / oz. and can be purchased via craig's list.

pix?

everyone just got very defensive.

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I AM THIS TIGER

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just a couple of roommates at the beach

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i wish the hat kept the sun out of my eyes more

lxwife

I’ll tell ya, my lxwife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

no marriages on this board.

-- lxy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 04:02 (2 days ago) Link

I’ll tell ya, my lxwife and I, we don’t think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!

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contributing to the sexual delinquency of a minor

-- Heave Ho, Friday, July 13, 2007 2:33 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

rodney dangerfield: the heebening

has any woman ever committed suicide by shooting herself in the vagina?

-- Heave Ho, Thursday, July 5, 2007 4:01 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

LOLOLOLOL

LOLOLOLOLOL

btw LOLOLOLOLOLOL

OLO

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hehe

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I've never been to Toronto Canada
I'm a faith healer
I've never worn a tie

-- Heave Ho, Thursday, August 16, 2007 4:08 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

what's up with the html playground spamming, dude?

it's dumb and i can't imagine it actually helps with ranking

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hey are you Western educated or have you lived in Pakistan all your life?

I ISN'T SAYING

what and how many languages do you speak?

4 but i aint telling which ones
(aside from urdu & english)

yeah i figured you were whitey

don't want to spoil the mystique

whitey????? i'm brown like the sands of karachi beach (not that i give a fuck about race)

cut or uncut?

cut, of course

round brown and hella down

i'm down with the brown

no wonder americans are so well informed about the rest of the world

-- Heave Ho, Sunday, 19 August 2007 23:04 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

is he really banned?

temp

what did he do?

HH - do u ever sleep?

what time is it in karachi?

9:33 am but i haven't slept all night

get some sleep, boo

HEAVE HO = NEW JAYMC

can't, got wrk to do now

my posting will drop off in september, when regular classes start, God Willing

holler if u need guess papers.

allah hafiz

inshah allah

my posting will drop off in september, when regular classes start, God Willing

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 24 August 2007 14:38 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

aww. ]:

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Humourless Dutchies

lol what did u say to piss Vido off

excuse me

could you please tell me where the toilet is?

I needed to go as a matter of urgency

have sexy time with her

-- Heave Ho, Monday, August 27, 2007 12:32 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

cut-rate borat
-- Confounded, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 10:04 (3 months ago) Link

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#3, OH BABY!!!!!!!!!!

The answers to "Ask Heave Ho", posted here so lady lxy will stay:

1- The best dish in karachi is "Students Biryani" OR Seekh Kebab at Mulla Halwai, also Nimko saddar's salty/crunchy snacks (but that's not really a "dish")

2- We don't drink or do drugs etc.

3- I've worn jeans in the past, dut don't remember the label

4- No

5- Yes

6- He probably will, yes, yes, very clean, green and uncluttered compared to Karachi

7- Yes she is, or used to be. I don't support her brand of politics though

why is ask HH being bumped to the top?

have u ever caught a student using a guess paper

why is ask HH being bumped to the top?

we ask the questions here

despite the 'we don't do drugs' line, surely hash is available in karachi, right?

8- using guesspapers is not an offense
9- yes it's available but normal folk don't use em

do you consider yourself normal karachi folk?

yup

we need a bummers thread then

does the rest of karachi stay up on the internet all night?

dude - i'm having summer vacations

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Heave Ho stop stalking me

-- Wrinklepaws, Saturday, August 25, 2007 10:40 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

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i'm not stalking you, i just have a good memory

-- Heave Ho, Saturday, August 25, 2007 10:41 AM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

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heck! why must u post cocks

-- Heave Ho, Friday, 7 September 2007 11:09 (4 days ago) Link

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"The next 10 thrusts are for the Nanking Massacre"

-- Embarchie, Tuesday, 29 January 2008 00:27 (Yesterday) Link

brilliant

what the hell is "Students Biryani"

http://www.studentsbiryani.com/logo.gif

Did you mean: ambarchi

oren ambarchi can eat our embarchie's nut as far as i'm concerned

I had a dream last night in which I went into this small restaurant which also served as some sort of community meeting place, apparently? Anyhow, through whatever weird logic of dream-sense, I was able to ascertain that the the people inside were speaking Urdu. This one really nice guy there gave me a huge slab of naan, and then threw a smattering of chilis and some scrumptious dal or something onto it.

that has nothing to do with out heave. gtfo his thread.

nah, it's relevant.

much hard one?????

sup bro?

hard before lard

She's 17.

-- Dom Passantino, Sunday, February 3, 2008 7:29 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah but she's hot enough to be thirteen!

-- Much Hard One, Sunday, February 3, 2008 7:47 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

fake Heave Ho???

real!

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I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue
And it's hey to the starboard, heave ho
Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you
In mysterious fathoms below

Fathoms below, below
From whence wayward Westerlies blow
Where Triton is king and his merpeople sing
In mysterious fathoms below

Heave ho
Heave ho

Heave ho
Heave ho
Heave ho
In mysterious fathoms below

Cut Middle East Internet cables remain a mystery

Karachi is in South Asia, quite far from Egypt ("Teet Radio") and the Middle East.

-Big Jim Swells.

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why

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CAN A HOOS POST
Filed under: 1p3 Blog META POSTS, our lives — BIG HOOS

http://www.1p3.org/blog/?p=53

hi

file under WTF why wtfrudoin weirdo

meta

lol

our lives

hmmm how to see all posts on there BY Big Hoos?

wtf heave ho

-- Lingbert, Thursday, May 3, 2007 10:09 AM (Yesterday)

-- Lingbert, Friday, 4 May 2007 21:13 (10 months ago) Link

lall

bell_labs more you, less cats and Ian please

-- Electronic Bugaloo, Saturday, March 22, 2008 12:02 AM (18 hours ago)

positive ID

the heavebot becomes more mind-boggling with each upgrade

There's nothing, in the slightest way, mind-boggling about that Lindsay is very pretty and consistently nice to me. Also why would I want to look at some dude's pics?

dont be mean heave ian is very pretty too

why would I want to look at some dude's pics?

you seemed to like this guy well enough

own3d

<3 heave

why?

i don't...know...?

who us el bit

oh that was me fucking around

Also why would I want to look at some dude's pics?

by heave ho Member since:
September 15, 2007
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i've met him too..
in bed.
3 hours ago

looOoool

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who is?

is/was ;_;

oic 8 to 80

nope

he's been back for awhile, just not on IRE

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oi c

Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!
Once more, once again, still once more
Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!
Once more, once again, still once more

Now we fell the stout birch tree,
Now we pull hard: one, two, three.
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Now we fell the stout birch tree

As the barges float along,
To the sun we sing our song.
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
To the sun we sing our song.

Hey, hey, let's heave a-long the way
to the sun we sing our song
Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!
Once more, once again, still once more

Volga, Volga our pride,
Mighty stream so deep and wide.
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Ay-da, da, ay-da!
Volga, Volga you're our pride.

Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!
Once more, once again, still once more
Yo, heave ho!
Yo, heave ho!

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thanks heave, glad to have you back

bettbatt (2:22:06 AM): when i was in tenth grade our maths teacher told us the integral sign was a snake that would bite us if we did not master it

bettbatt: he was right too
bettbatt: i didn't master it and it bit me several times in later years

i have a theory about heave ho.

― lxy, Tuesday, July 3, 2007

??

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Fun Cruises

love this thread

cut, of course

― Heave Ho, Friday, August 17, 2007 4:43 PM (3 years ago)

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