https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Y6P-FfTnY
It's overrated being ordinary-ee
*barf*
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 15 January 2014 17:51 (ten years ago) link
Exterminate this bullshit
― Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 15 January 2014 18:08 (ten years ago) link
GOD THIS SONG MAKES ME SO ANGRY
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 17 January 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link
welp
― maura, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-p3TGh46Rg
a collaboration between wyclef and tokio hotel is like some blog fever dream from 2008
― maura, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link
incredibleop choice,it's gonna be tough to "top" that
― Simon H., Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link
What would this thread be without some mild white-boy reggae?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
Singing in a little girl voice with a ukulele about your uniqueness = the "I'm not racist, but..." of pop music.
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link
i never have any sense of where these come from or who they're for. the youtube in the first post has fewer than 1k views; that last one as more than 2mil.
― goole, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link
MAGIC! is a Canadian group whose lead singer, Nasri, is part of the songwriting/production team The Messengers who have worked on a bunch of stuff for the likes of Justin Bieber, Cody Simpson, Chris Brown, Michael Bolton, New Kids on the Block and Pitbull. The song Rude is currently doing very well in New Zealand and Australia, peaking at number 2 in both, and currently at 14 in Canada.
cryptosicko, are you from Canada or Australia or is this song starting to get traction in America as well?
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link
Canada.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
We also reviewed it over at the Singles Jukebox earlier this momth, but I'd been hearing it pretty regularly even before that.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:40 (ten years ago) link
http://rhcp2014.com
No shocker here but the new RHCP song is hilariously bad. Weird Al couldn't do any better.
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
Uhm wow....
We're sure this is actually the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and not some well conceived parody?
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 18:16 (ten years ago) link
After noticing the terribly-designed website, I think it might be a fake. But it's fucking hilarious either way.
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 18:20 (ten years ago) link
That appears to be a Jon Daly/Tom Scharpling collaboration.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:04 (ten years ago) link
to be fair RHCP have been a terrible band for basically their entire existence
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
Jon Daly did a RHCP-themed appearance on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast last year (with Zack Galifniakis) and may have even used the fake song name "Abracadabralifornia" on the show back then.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
I really love the last two Timber Timbre records, so the opening line to his/their new single causes me extra pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=En1llevuLQ4
― Simon H., Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
lol I had to stop it at 0:10.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
most-anticipated thread of 2014 delivers
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
I said ""oh, fuck" out loud at the 7 second mark. Jesus God criminy Christmas that is the WORST.
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
it's too bad the lyric of "Rude" is actually sorta interesting, cuz the track is all-but-unlistenable
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
"I wanna dance I wanna dance I wanna dance..."
*okay yeah this sucks but i dunno it's not THAT bad*
"...with black woman"
*click*
― Zen Dawson (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link
Waste of a sweet Colin Stetson sax outro too. :(
― Simon H., Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link
zomg maura that track is a goldmine of meaningless affirmation!
"I am worth it / I am perfect""we are who we are we are"(??)"I am what I say I am / and you are, too!""where I'm from / it's a kaleidoscope of what is yet to come" o_O
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link
Will "mild white boy reggae" never die??
― skip, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
"I wanna danceI wanna danceI wanna dance..."
― Zen Dawson (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 2:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
My experience exactly except the one other person in the room as I listen is an African-American woman.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 20:59 (ten years ago) link
Oh god! I should have issued it with a warning.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link
xpost to self: Lenka could take a lesson, her qualified assertions fall kinda flat—"I party by myself *in my own way*" needs more pizazz, & "*I don't really mind* what you all think" is just sad
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
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thanks, draconian work global policy
― SHAUN (DJP), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
Here's something I discovered the other day: An EDM album from Megaupload owner, Kim Dotcom
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
okay I got around it, holy fucking lol
― SHAUN (DJP), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
(yes I am dissecting the lyrics of the other songs posted in this thread in order to avoid having to comment on "I wanna dance with a black woman")
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
And just to emphasize, *nothing* they've released to date suggested they'd ever try anything that wrongheaded. I am completely dumbfounded as to why they thought that would be a good or acceptable idea.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:04 (ten years ago) link
so glad I didn't scroll down before clicking that link. mississippi nailed my experience perfectly. sweet, merciless god.
― president of the people's republic of antarctica (Arctic Mindbath), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link
on the most charitable reading, it seems like postmodern genre satire ('Hello, I am a rock singer, expressing a prevalent rock music trope in its most-naked, least-tolerable form') but even then the punchline-iness of it falls flat for me
I should maybe add that this is my first exposure to the music of Timber Timbre
― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
That Timber Timbre track is somehow harder to get through than the Lenka one.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Thursday, 30 January 2014 03:41 (ten years ago) link
the video makes it a million times worse
― katherine, Thursday, 30 January 2014 04:35 (ten years ago) link
Were it not for THAT opening I could kinda see the video as simply a deliberately skeevy Fire Walk With Me homage and shrug it off. And yet...
― Simon H., Thursday, 30 January 2014 04:40 (ten years ago) link
OMG thank u for the Kimdotcom tip, wau
just got back from NZ and that dude was everywhere
his album of lol/posi-core self-help bangerz is chillingly "on message" throughout, amazing
― the tune was space, Thursday, 30 January 2014 05:59 (ten years ago) link
I can't believe I'm going to say this out loud, but ... there's something that I kinda like about Rude. I think it's mostly his voice, and I find the melody appealing. The white-boy reggae is regrettable, certainly.
Plus I kinda feel bad for him! He puts on his best suit and goes to ask her dad about marrying his daughter, and he seems sincere ... dad seems like a jerk.
― alpine static, Thursday, 30 January 2014 07:45 (ten years ago) link
What are the qualifiers for being white-boy reggae?
― Iain Mew (if), Thursday, 30 January 2014 08:48 (ten years ago) link
Asking because seeing the descriptor used so much for a group led by someome who isn't a white boy made me wonder. I wouldn't have used it.
Also I hate the song and think he's the one who comes off as more of a jerk thanks to some of the phrasing ('have your daughter'?)
― Iain Mew (if), Thursday, 30 January 2014 09:16 (ten years ago) link
― Zen Dawson (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 8:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Exactly this. At 0:05 I was thinking "Shit, what can happen in the next two seconds?" Crazy that someone would sabotage their own song in this way.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 January 2014 10:36 (ten years ago) link
― alpine static, Thursday, January 30, 2014 7:45 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Exactly this. There's just something about this song that manages to beat the odds.
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 30 January 2014 10:37 (ten years ago) link
That Kim "Dotcom" Schmitz album sounds like stereotypical German Techno music sometimes but is not that horrible
― DDD, Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:10 (ten years ago) link
yeah, the music is competent and hitting the target that it's going for, I think it's just the KimDotCom-ness of it all that amazes me- it's got this manic positivity selfhelp vibe that is really funny to me- dude is so shameless- but yeah, it's not like miles away from, say, the Schlager-Techno of DJ Scooter or something:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygWV__SMt7M
― the tune was space, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link
Kim Dotcom reaching out to literally every media outlet available to raise awareness about net neutrality and his cause is more desperate than shameless - he was pretty secretive before the Megaupload bust.
― DDD, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
And now he's trying to be the Internet Neutrality Guru
― DDD, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
Hey, Timber Timbre, Richard Hawley wants his song back, just so he can write a better lyric.*
*A major lunchbag letdown, this one, as I really liked the first Timber Timbre album.
― Here he is with the classic "Poème Électronique." Good track (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
kim dotcom i love you
― goole, Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:29 (ten years ago) link
but you're bringing me downloads
― the Norwegians are leaving! (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqackdaUED8
― DDD, Friday, 31 January 2014 10:40 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxPDAtWnqN0
EZ Snappin made me listen to this on Facebook so I'm now sharing it with all of you
― SHAUN (DJP), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:15 (ten years ago) link
OMG
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
that poor woman
― goole, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
holy shit
― avant gardener (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
shaggs'n'b
― goole, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link
trying to work out which Sesame Street character he sounds like, think it might be Big Bird
― 141 Jute Gyte - Discontinuities 142 drake - nothing was the same (imago), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:35 (ten years ago) link
ThatRaw.com Presents
― alpine static, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
ThatRaw.com Presents D'Angelo & Wesley Willis
― skip, Friday, 31 January 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
ugh Lenka, she was also responsible for this shite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ2cftjyHys
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Friday, 31 January 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
major lolz at icejjfish
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 February 2014 00:34 (ten years ago) link
aw, this is trolling and not serious; i am less interested nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgOH9VAh0mM
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 February 2014 00:35 (ten years ago) link
though i will admit his freestyle covers of "thuggish ruggish bone" and this "woman's worth" have something to recommend them. once.
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 February 2014 00:38 (ten years ago) link
that windows 8 commercial looks like steve jobs haunting microsoft from the grave jesus
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Saturday, 1 February 2014 02:11 (ten years ago) link
"everryww-h-ee-e-e-rree" love those harmonies lol
― ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 1 February 2014 03:20 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go3dsyGflGE
We're young hearts, look at us go, all we really need is a stereoWe're young hearts, look at us go, there's no stopping us we will carry on
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 February 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link
Gorgon City waitin for love
― cog, Friday, 7 February 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXh8B4yWVKk
― maura, Monday, 10 February 2014 16:19 (ten years ago) link
She is awful all round. Ed Sheeran protege who covered Don't Stop for a John Lewis ad.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Monday, 10 February 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
I admire her devotion to bringing back chokers.
― maura, Monday, 10 February 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
I feel like someone re/makes this song about every six weeks now.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 February 2014 17:09 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, that might have been an interesting track if it hadn't been done dozens of times the last couple years.
― skip, Monday, 10 February 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link
oh god that is really bad
the line about "desperation" leaps out of the video and side-eyes the whole song surrounding it and reads it to filth
the real desperation is the music industry desperately trying to comment upon the triumph of social media, as if it were still some kind of older/wiser/truer aesthetically rocksolid platform in some kind of secure position to judge this new upstart- but when it comes up with garbage like this it only reifies its own insecurity and looks even more "tryhard"
music industry, you lookin thirsty
― the tune was space, Monday, 10 February 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
yeah the weird removal really is palpable ain't itlike there should be one about twerkingwait
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 February 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72WhEqeS6AQ
― Murgatroid, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link
And speaking of twerking...
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 11 February 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
is billy ray cyrus one of those hollywood parents that lives vicariously through, or rides the coattails of, his daughter's career? this video (which generally seems kinda desperate) playing-up the "twerking" thing is creepy.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link
Dude's not getting any Miley money anymore, so he had to reboot Achy Breaky.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link
lol. seriously, that's just sad.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 01:56 (ten years ago) link
"Buck 22 may not be a household name, but he comes from an impressive musical pedigree. The son of jazz drummer Bill Elliott and veteran pop/R&B singer Dionne Warwick..."
― maura, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link
They must be so proud.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 03:21 (ten years ago) link
I would pay up to like, $10 for a video reaction of Miley watching this video for the first time.
― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 03:44 (ten years ago) link
haha.
she should record a response song. twerky jerky heart.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 05:14 (ten years ago) link
every single second of that is uncomfortable
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 06:42 (ten years ago) link
IceJJFish!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw&list=TL5vst-DuZlbek909Au7oL-lxypxQrIiTN
― MikoMcha, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link
The new track is next level.
― MikoMcha, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link
what the bowlegged fuck @ timber timbre and i would like that one guy to try not being so hardcore for a while
― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 13:59 (ten years ago) link
also yeah, that billy ray cyrus video just made me feel super bad for everyone involved, including me
― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:00 (ten years ago) link
so thread delivers
― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link
who's bankrolling icejjfish? is he doing these with cash from his own itunes sales?
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link
omg the Buck 22 video
I think I feel the worst for Beat Freaks; I mean THIS is the door that America's Best Dance Crew opened for you?
― Fight the Powers that Be with this Powerful Les Paul! (DJP), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 15:16 (ten years ago) link
is there a name for that stupid adverty plinky-plonky + steady drum sound on the Nina Nesbitt one? bc it must be stopped
― kinder, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cANcbev6ZFc
― billstevejim, Friday, 14 February 2014 19:33 (ten years ago) link
Is that SLO THRUST or SLOTH RUST?
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 February 2014 19:53 (ten years ago) link
Don't rob them of their ambiguous name. That's all they've got going for them.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 February 2014 20:43 (ten years ago) link
There was a sloth in the video so I'm going with the latter.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 February 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link
The world clearly needs another 4 Non Blondes.
― billstevejim, Saturday, 15 February 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link
Thanks for posting that BRC video, I had heard country-rap was taking over rural bars here in the south but hadn't the privilege of hearing it first-hand. Pretty much as bad as you'd expect it to be.
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:20 (ten years ago) link
God I love this thread.
― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 15 February 2014 01:46 (ten years ago) link
Billy Rae can't be making money from that, can he? It's got "vanity project" written all over it.
― hurricane weather (forapper), Saturday, 15 February 2014 02:10 (ten years ago) link
Slothrust had me at "flavor packet"
which Pixies songs are they plagiarizing at the end?
i guess 90s grunge revival is a thing now, eh?
― the tune was space, Saturday, 15 February 2014 03:15 (ten years ago) link
billy ray looks like some kinda biker version of barry gibb nowadays
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 15 February 2014 04:48 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0
― maura, Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link
billy ray looks like some kinda biker version of barry gibb nowadays― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, February 14, 2014
― sXe & the banshees (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, February 14, 2014
not a bad look, actually, especially for his being 93 years old.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link
resolved: "the chainsmokers" and "#selfie" are outstanding names for a band and song, respectively, in 2014.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link
man annoying-"young"-deadpan-people-monologuing-over-dance-music is an established art form, ppl think they can just halfass it
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
Selfie is actually somewhat close to being a decent track... unfortunately the entire selfie hook/conceit has nothing to do with the content of the rest of the song.
― skip, Saturday, 15 February 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link
no, but you could look at the rest of the song and the title as a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
i cannot believe i just wrote that.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link
oh really?
i never thought about that
gee whiz
groundbreaking analysis please expound
and other sarcastic remarks
― worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 February 2014 23:21 (ten years ago) link
well, you see, today's throwaway culture detracts from the kind of deep social meaning that our forefathers were more regularly concerned with and th . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 23:24 (ten years ago) link
i think you're really hitting on something here
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 February 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link
i think so, too. i'm converting it into a doctoral thesis.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 February 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VG1bj4Lj1Q
― maura, Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:35 (ten years ago) link
Didn't get far enough into the song for it to explain how we all are gay.
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:38 (ten years ago) link
On behalf of all people of every imaginable orientation I say "take this shit and shove it back up your ass, A Great Big World."
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 23 February 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link
oh wow i didn't realize that they were even more awful than i could have imagined
― dyl, Sunday, 23 February 2014 18:46 (ten years ago) link
Potentially counterproductively awful.
― Slight damage to cover on top corner (chewed by a kitten) (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link
at first I was feeling sorry for the poor person who cut out all those paper shapes because they had to listen to this fucking jive-ass feelgood patting-self-on-back "ally anthem" turd of a song over and over but then . . . they probably heard the song once when the song was pitched to them for the animation job and they had their chance to barf and turn it down, so if they chose to help disseminate this then they are their own punishment and I won't shed any more tears
― the tune was space, Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link
and i say this as a 24 karat pole-smoking faggot, by the way
― the tune was space, Sunday, 23 February 2014 19:42 (ten years ago) link
I think a lot of people now owe Macklemore a huge apology.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Sunday, 23 February 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
wow. that's pretty special.
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 February 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link
Last week, the fastest-rising addition to Billboard’s Hot Rap Songs chart was neither a rap song, nor a hot song. It had been released just a week prior, and there was rapping. But Buck 22’s “Achy Breaky 2” — a literal sequel to Billy Ray Cyrus’s hit, “Achy Breaky Heart,” featuring Miley’s 52-year-old dad on the hook — bears none of the hallmarks of the genre. It is, however, remarkable in that it is remarkably bad: Built upon that massively successful 1992 country-pop hit, it is outfitted with peun-peun EDM lasers and bass drops, hollow drum programming, cynical lyrics, and the sub-Timbaland grumble-raps of Buck 22. Oh, and an incessant whistling, straight from the lips of a succubus. In less than a week, the song shot to no. 11 on the Hot Rap Songs chart. Its Larry King–and-alien-Playmate-starring video has logged 7.3 million YouTube views in less than two weeks. “Achy Breaky 2” is emblematic of a genre in disrepair. It is an abomination, or, at least, a practical joke inflicted upon an unwitting public. And they love it.
lol
― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:51 (ten years ago) link
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/fziBWwEODaY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
hate it
― TheMenzies, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 23:44 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y66j_BUCBMY
you'd think that hearing it a million times via youtube ads would dull the impact, but no.
― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 27 February 2014 01:28 (ten years ago) link
Movie trailers are gonna use the shit outta this one for years, aren't they?
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Thursday, 27 February 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link
that "everyone is gay" song is soooooooo bad omg. "accidental racist", you got competition
― pearly-dewdrops' bops (monotony), Thursday, 27 February 2014 08:39 (ten years ago) link
That American Authors song is what you get when people start writing for syncs. It's not just music for adverts, it's music inspired by adverts.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Thursday, 27 February 2014 12:35 (ten years ago) link
i wanted to see how many views that awful everyone is gay shit had and in doing so i added a page view :(
― a commentary on self-absorbed youth culture in the social media age (zachlyon), Saturday, 1 March 2014 20:50 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2GVlQkn4Q&feature=kp
― maura, Friday, 14 March 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
It's like everything good about their dad was passed down with a genetic mutation.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 March 2014 19:15 (ten years ago) link
I thought it couldn't get any worse than that lame intro but it did, and then some...
― skip, Friday, 14 March 2014 19:56 (ten years ago) link
I carpool with three other dudes and one of the guys is way into Kongos and basically only plays them when its his week. But the other guys love that band now too and they all bought the album and rave about it :(((((((
― Spottie, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:48 (ten years ago) link
Bring this along when it's your week.
http://www.hipgnosiscovers.com/images/496_kongos_lp_us_front.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:51 (ten years ago) link
The Chainsmokers' song is becoming a hit. Singles Jukebox gets to it next week. Its score will be epic.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 March 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
#spoilers #butprobablynotreally
― katherine, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:54 (ten years ago) link
Is The Singles Jukebox going ot get around to reviewing the latest Hedley single, which is terrible yet is currently at #9 in Canada?
― MarkoP, Friday, 14 March 2014 20:58 (ten years ago) link
Don't know that I've heard that one yet, but I'll take any opportunity to give Hedley a much-deserved shit-kicking.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Saturday, 15 March 2014 03:16 (ten years ago) link
that whole stomp-campfire microgenre is my least favorite thing in a while
― goole, Saturday, 15 March 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
The Chainsmokers' song is becoming a hit.― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 14, 2014
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 14, 2014
a big hit, i bet.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Saturday, 15 March 2014 17:18 (ten years ago) link
This is the one I'm talking about:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjkJ9-pAXHY
― MarkoP, Saturday, 15 March 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link
Apologies on behalf of most of my fellow Canadians for Hedley.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Saturday, 15 March 2014 18:03 (ten years ago) link
the video's a million times worse than the song, which isn't that bad (?)
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:36 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, this is the first Hedley song to not be outright unlistenable and just be merely inoffensive.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Saturday, 15 March 2014 20:53 (ten years ago) link
I vote for Hedley whenever applicable on my Juno ballots
― continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 15 March 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link
So I only knew that Kongos song from the chorus/hook part that was featured heavily (and I thought, effectively) in the trailers for Leo Carax's Holy Motors last year. The whole song taken together is just...man. Fuckin' accordions.
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Sunday, 16 March 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link
― I'll take the jangle-jangle over the throb-throb (brg30), Monday, 17 March 2014 03:27 (ten years ago) link
Tuneyards Water Fountain
Never heard them before but this keeps popping up and its very irritating
― cog, Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:04 (ten years ago) link
yeah, i love that track so far and there's a dedicated thread.tUnE-yArDsnot that we can't discuss here of course
― We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 March 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link
that fucking crouching tiger future islands shit on my fackebooks
― waterbabies (waterface), Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
oh no, no need to discuss for me just hope i never hear it again
― cog, Thursday, 20 March 2014 19:48 (ten years ago) link
more like PoO-iN-yArDs
― mattresslessness, Thursday, 20 March 2014 20:38 (ten years ago) link
found this a a couple weeks ago, video slightly nsfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BYmmTI04I
"she looks so perfect standing there in my american apparel underwear"
― chive on you crazy diamond (diamonddave85), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
LOL A+
― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
that whole stomp-campfire microgenre is my least favorite thing in a while― goole, Saturday, March 15, 2014 3:04 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link
took two months for this thread to j_mp the sh_rk
― MV, Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link
ok holy SHIT @ that 5 Seconds of Summer video..... I'm going to the store, I need a drink
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:19 (ten years ago) link
I mean, I thought Chainsmokers was pretty terrible, but it's at least a kind of terrible that makes sense to me...?
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link
also, I am very amused that the 5 Seconds of Summer youtube comments appear to consist entirely of haters labeling them a 'boy band' & teen girls refuting the allegation with "nuh-uh, they play their own instruments!!!" -- is rockism returning thru the back door?!
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link
I saw no indication in the minute of that video I got through before self-loathing set in that they can play the instruments the props department supplied for them.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 20 March 2014 21:41 (ten years ago) link
might also be a candidate for Songs in which the speaker is unwilling or unable to make consistent use of personal pronouns , given the idiotic way the chorus shifts from "she looks so perfect" to "your lipstick"/"your name"/"your ripped skinny jeans"
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Friday, 21 March 2014 13:33 (ten years ago) link
Video's p hot tho
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 21 March 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link
it would be hotter if the band appeared in women's underwear
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Friday, 21 March 2014 13:44 (ten years ago) link
I ws thinking it'd be hotter if they didn't appear at all, but either way'd be fine
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 21 March 2014 13:47 (ten years ago) link
It is very post-Blink 182/Sum 41.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 21 March 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link
the idiotic way the chorus shifts from "she looks so perfect" to "your lipstick"/"your name"/"your ripped skinny jeans"
I watched a Stevie Nicks/Dave Stewart doc the other night on Netflix, and she said Lindsey gave her total hell about doing this in one of the songs on Say You Will.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 March 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
heh. I've not gotten into Fleetwood Mac beyond the singles, but if I ever decide to start, Team Lindsey all the way
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Friday, 21 March 2014 21:02 (ten years ago) link
5 Seconds of Summer welcome dancing to their songs from fans of all sizes
― hurricane weather (forapper), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 02:18 (ten years ago) link
the 5 seconds of summer song is a legitimate hit now in AUS
― all is fair in love and womp (monotony), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link
5 seconds of down-under
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 03:53 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/AZaeProduction
― That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 05:03 (ten years ago) link
Make that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4tNz8QrHN4
― That's So (Eazy), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 05:04 (ten years ago) link
Straight up shoot out between tuneyards and anything mnek related
Of course there is much worse but luckily I didn't hear it
― cog, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 07:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7n9mDIGD4
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 16:49 (ten years ago) link
He never recovered after being dumped by Kelly Bundy.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 17:29 (ten years ago) link
Shit. I'd rather watch Corey Haim's "video diary" again.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 17:49 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fotef2wT9wI
― coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 21:54 (ten years ago) link
she on my surfboard board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 22:47 (ten years ago) link
Technically from last year, but it's just started to pick up airplay now and wow, is it terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92XVwY54h5k
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Thursday, 27 March 2014 07:48 (ten years ago) link
If you could travel back in time and kill the members of Moss Icon, would you?
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 27 March 2014 08:41 (ten years ago) link
"I liked it better when my car had sound." [Shaves head, annoyed]You mean it's not satirical?!
― flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Thursday, 27 March 2014 13:14 (ten years ago) link
Ugh. I remember being exposed to this song last year when I accidentally heard it on the soundcloud page that Janelle Monae's QUEEN was put on.
― MarkoP, Thursday, 27 March 2014 13:28 (ten years ago) link
Oh my God they are actually named Tyler and Josh. Please delete Earth.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 27 March 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link
Did old people in the '90s react to something like, say, March of the Pigs the same way I react to twenty one pilots??
― skip, Thursday, 27 March 2014 15:44 (ten years ago) link
I have been meaning to make a thread for a while on the godawful overly-rhymed pop music of this weird post-hip-hop zeitgeist that seems to be forming, but "Car Radio" was definitely the missing Exhibit A
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 March 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link
for all their obvious stylistic differences, 21 Pilots and Ed Sheeran are united by the "every line must include at least one internal rhyme!" ethos, which I assume* is a direct result of growing up on hip-hop... cuz they're probably not getting it from Cole Porter
at least Linkin Park had the good sense to use bad rapping sparingly for contrast, rather than making it the main course
* because I did the same thing when I started to write lyrics
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 March 2014 16:58 (ten years ago) link
... anyway, the thing that makes 21 pilots unlistenable to me is that he's rapping over a straight 4/4 track sequenced on a computer, rather than a funky swung drum loop sampled from some old record. the part where it goes full-on rave at 2:50 almost comes as a relief in this context
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 March 2014 17:06 (ten years ago) link
Something about that 21P song draws from bad poetry slam style.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 March 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link
ya I was trying to stay away from slam poetry because it's not an artform I've followed particularly closely, but my point is that "bad slam poetry" rappers ten years ago, like Sage Francis or Saul Williams (nb I kinda dug Saul Williams) made music that was still recognizably hip-hop, rather than garbage electronica
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Thursday, 27 March 2014 17:25 (ten years ago) link
I was under the impression that latter day Weezer had to do this trend of over rhymed music.
― MarkoP, Thursday, 27 March 2014 17:36 (ten years ago) link
Saul Williams frequently has something to actually say, though. This kid thinks it's the end of the world because someone jacked his car radio.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 March 2014 17:40 (ten years ago) link
I like that he's sitting on the floor shaving his head over it
― coops all on coops tbh (crüt), Thursday, 27 March 2014 17:43 (ten years ago) link
The whole "shaving your head to show devastation" thing is more effective if you don't look like you've done it before in the last month or two.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 27 March 2014 18:33 (ten years ago) link
― all is fair in love and womp (monotony), Tuesday, March 25, 2014 2:32 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
number #1 in the UK and Australia this week :|
― all is fair in love and womp (monotony), Monday, 31 March 2014 03:39 (ten years ago) link
surprised this hasn't been posted yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_TBnT3FJA
― jamiesummerz, Monday, 31 March 2014 12:48 (ten years ago) link
Oh, come on, I laughed really hard at that one. Anything that makes me laugh that much can't be all bad.
― austinato (Austin), Monday, 31 March 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link
oh no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbKrT4A38Y
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 March 2014 16:47 (ten years ago) link
lol at Tooji still existing post-Eurovision-"glory"
― robocop ELF (seandalai), Monday, 31 March 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
haha is there some explanation for this song? Pretty catchy...
― skip, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:20 (ten years ago) link
5SOS : support act for the mcbusted reunion tour surely !?
― mark e, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link
That god-awful intro skit pretty much kills any chance of this being even somewhat enjoyable.
"And then the little girl was eaten up by Kim Jong-il..."
ugggghhhh
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Monday, 31 March 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGnvdys0kq4
Falling in Reverse's cover of "Gangsta Paradise" starts bad, gets worse, then...gets worse again! What an onion. I did not listen to the other tracks on this "Punk Goes 90s" album (second volume) but uh I'm good.
― cr4bdbgs, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 22:02 (ten years ago) link
Try that one again...
http://youtu.be/PGnvdys0kq4
OK, I give up on formatting, but yeah.
― cr4bdbgs, Wednesday, 2 April 2014 22:03 (ten years ago) link
I want to bash this songs head in with a baseball bat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link
666 OMG YES TERRIBLE
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
that "666" was supposed to be "^^^" but I'm letting it stand
didn't realize that was Xtina singing until just now--any of her supporters care to defend this?
+ the guy sounds like Owl City with wuss implants
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 17:14 (ten years ago) link
Five years ago before my grandpa passed away, he entered a stroke where he couldn't talk or acknowledge his surroundings. I never got to say anything to him before he passed away. I didn't get to say goodbye, but this song fits what I was going through. Before he passed away, he gripped my hand which is when I knew he was safe. When I listen to this song, I think of him, and know he is at peace. It's sad sometimes, but this is a great song to listen to.
― skip, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
"everyone is gay" posted earlier in the thread is by the same band
― maura, Wednesday, 9 April 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
Bloody hell, so it is... that must be a hell of an album.
― flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Wednesday, 9 April 2014 22:38 (ten years ago) link
Who is this runt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egRlSfS8XxY
― oppet, Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:19 (ten years ago) link
I thought I was gonna hate it, but then the second chorus came in and I was like, okay this is reasonably fun
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:31 (ten years ago) link
"Those girls you paid to scream are doing a great job."
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Saturday, 12 April 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link
somehow, it reminded me of this SR-71 song that was recently posted in another thread--the kind of bubblegum pop that will always be around--only the style has changed (from pop-punk to... rave-rock?)
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Saturday, 12 April 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link
my point being, yes the production is irritating, especially on the verses; but the inoffensive blandness of the lyrics is infinitely preferable to the "American Apparel underwear" song from upthread
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Saturday, 12 April 2014 16:56 (ten years ago) link
lol i used to like that sr-71 song quite a bit, had totally forgotten about it
― dyl, Saturday, 12 April 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwVh6d6HF54
― r|t|c, Sunday, 13 April 2014 11:22 (ten years ago) link
inoffensive blandness
this is a terrible phrase. blandness is exceptionally offensive
― halber mensch halber keks (imago), Sunday, 13 April 2014 11:25 (ten years ago) link
wow twenty one pilots is terrible and made extra terrifying by the video where they whip up a whole arena into a youth rally frenzy
― maura, Sunday, 13 April 2014 12:33 (ten years ago) link
xp I will take bland pop lyrics over conspicuously bad pop lyrics six times a week and twice on sunday
― Many American citizens are literally paralyzed by (bernard snowy), Sunday, 13 April 2014 16:10 (ten years ago) link
The lyrics are bland in a sleazy dishonest pickup artist way that's kind of funny paired with that guy's babyface.
Also the 30 seconds in the middle where they take away the vocal processing so you'll know he can ~really sing~ is funny to me.
― hurricane weather (forapper), Monday, 14 April 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CxOOs7mwE
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link
this year is going to be a banner one for shitty majorish-label rock. like 1998 proportions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYufO14DvgY
― maura, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link
I didn't find this one too objectionable. Kinda like an attempt to merge Coldplay and the Shins, which if this is a major label thing, is pretty hilarious: way to have your finger on the pulse of 2003, guys!
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 13:17 (ten years ago) link
that song is better than anything i've heard from, idk, MGMT
― goole, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
I like that Wild Cub song okay
― monster_xero, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 21:35 (ten years ago) link
Posting an Ark Music Pato Music World track here is a passé move I know but w/e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SMt7H34-XM
― robocop ELF (seandalai), Thursday, 17 April 2014 11:16 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvw-y-bpVwU
number 1 in Australia the past 2 weeks
― all is fair in love and womp (monotony), Sunday, 20 April 2014 13:47 (ten years ago) link
Ugh, that seems primed to come stateside...
― skip, Monday, 21 April 2014 01:59 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgszo2XTklk
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:14 (ten years ago) link
Most artists, particularly female artists, who start young are in an accelerated rush to mature musically with each new album. Avril Lavigne has gone backwards her whole career and is intellectually/sonically 8 years old now.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:21 (ten years ago) link
Gwen Stefani has taught us nothing.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
Not true. I now know how to spell bananas.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:29 (ten years ago) link
I'm curious about that but "The content has been blocked by SME, on copyright grounds." Am I in the wrong country?
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:46 (ten years ago) link
I can't watch it now either, but I could 30 minutes ago. Oh well.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link
It's herehttp://www.avrillavigne.com/us/news/hello-kitty-video
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:52 (ten years ago) link
Aw c'mon, no LOLs for Cronk?
Well, I LOL'd...
― schwantz, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link
Wow.
― Simon H., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
^This! Thanks for the LOLz
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link
Make sure you stay tuned for the "Meow!" and the sub-dubstep drop near the end.
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
lol @ the backup dancers and (what I choose to see as) their barely-concealed rage
― Simon H., Tuesday, 22 April 2014 21:14 (ten years ago) link
Jesus that Avril song is awful.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 22 April 2014 22:25 (ten years ago) link
this is pretty wretched but it's also been out for a while? nickelback guy cowrote it but he and david hodges basically cowrote the entire avril album.
― katherine, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link
It's been out since last year, and was posted in the 2013 topic, but the video is new.
― MarkoP, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 03:59 (ten years ago) link
what is this even trying to be
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 04:22 (ten years ago) link
came here to post the avril video. oh well, should've known better.
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:17 (ten years ago) link
we shouldreally poll these at the end of the year, so many contenders this year
― Simon H., Wednesday, 23 April 2014 05:20 (ten years ago) link
who the fuck are these people and where do we send them back to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veoQyQbQs_Q
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 09:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kPQiAJv4fo
― all is fair in love and womp (monotony), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 11:53 (ten years ago) link
haaaa i was thinking she should just go in here now
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 12:05 (ten years ago) link
How is that My Crazy Girlfriend thing any different from any other song whatsoever? Is there anything distinguishing about it at all?
― Three Word Username, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 13:24 (ten years ago) link
pretty cool visuals on that Lily Allen, too bad about the rest.
― IKEA metaballs (Spottie), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link
The only thing distinguishing about that MCG song is that it sounds like its from 2001 or thereabouts.
The Lily Allen, however, is uniquely dreadful.
― Inside Lewellyn Sinclair (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link
"You need to read the new article on Buzzfeed about the Illuminati"
― skip, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:41 (ten years ago) link
Lily Allen is the worst. Wow, you use pointless curse words in boring R&B songs, how exciting...
― skip, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link
yikes that Lily Allen thing- the weird cascade of wannabe-"controversial" references to other, more successful pop stars seems like a misguided re-write of 50 Cent's "How to Rob" (or else a weird attempt to adopt a Lorde-esque stance towards pop success- which is easier to take- however dubious for other reasons-if you're a teen than if you're a has been It girl)
― the tune was space, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
the lily allen thing is going to be her "bollywood" (or I guess, hilariously, kate nash album), i.e. the point where all the accumulated awfulness and hatred reaches the point where it wraps around and I no longer hate it
― katherine, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 17:57 (ten years ago) link
I can't with that Avril videooh, she likes japanese things now
― kinder, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:07 (ten years ago) link
She's 29!
― ▴▲ ▴TH3CR()$BY$H()W▴▲ ▴ (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
She's forever 14
― DDD, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 18:36 (ten years ago) link
HERE'S TO NEVER GROWING UP
― katherine, Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
i thought avril was like 50 by now
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:54 (ten years ago) link
I think this girl wants to be new Avrilhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bez4lCxhJTU
― Scooby Doom (۩), Wednesday, 23 April 2014 19:59 (ten years ago) link
Thu, 2014-04-24 05:21 — bgcc01My name is Anthony. I love yur muic. This abum is briliant I pla it all t time. When eel down tis album puts me in a great mood orjust alot betterthanI was.hanks orall you taen. I lov helo ittyalot andhe ong is grat and the videis also brilliatik our album. You should put out merchandise for the video, like t-shirts,key chains and button badges. That would be fun. My hoiuse is covered inalot of hello kitty and friends and I just got a new tattoo of Kuromi and it rules. I love your talent so like I said keep it up Thanks, Anthony P.S. on my face book page you can see pics of me and pics of my house full of hello kitty and friends.
on first listen i like sheezus better than blood on the leaves
― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 24 April 2014 18:43 (ten years ago) link
that 5 seconds of summer song
good god
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 27 April 2014 16:15 (nine years ago) link
if the 5 seconds of summer song had been released by fall out boy with exactly the same lyrics bar the american apparel one y'all would be talking about how glorious it is, esp the "hey-ey-ey" hook
y'all also would have posted "summer girls" in the rolling worst songs of 1999 thread
anyway the reason i came to this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5tWYmIOWGk
― dyl, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:48 (nine years ago) link
Wow, the only thing worse than depressing, dour Imagine Dragons is happy Imagine Dragons.
― skip, Thursday, 1 May 2014 18:59 (nine years ago) link
I'm trying to understand why this one makes me so exceptionally angry, given that its the usual bullshit from these guys. The laziness of the hook? The appropriation of the word "freak" by two quintessentially hetero douchebags? Whatever it is, this can fuck right off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUiVIPgJA0o
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link
I don't think the word "freak" originated from queer culture?
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
The appropriation of the word "freak" by two quintessentially hetero douchebags?
I don't think "freak" means what you think it means?
haha xpost
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:11 (nine years ago) link
Enrique Iglesias is the only performer who has ever successfully kept me from enjoying a song with Pitbull on it so I expect this to be terrible
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link
Didn't mean to claim that "freak" had anything to do with queer culture (it obviously does not), but it is a word that people occasionally claim for themselves (and, more frequently, have tossed at them). "Appropriation" was the wrong word, though; they're not stealing anything, just (mis)using it without any understanding of any of the potential baggage.
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
I haven't listened to the song or watched the video but I'm pretty sure from the still that "freak" in this context means "freak in bed"
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
I doubt that Enrique is that either.
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god, do artists have to think twice about putting out a song with "freak" in the title now, FFS
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
Not claiming that, and I've already back-peddled on "appropriation." Just trying to suss out what it is about this song that makes me so irrationally angry, and that's one thing I came up with. Obviously, I'm overthinking things.
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
it's just really horrible, simple as
― imago all the sheeple (Spottie), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
I should have just left it at that.
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
It's bad, but it isn't thread-worthy bad.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
Check your freakvilage.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 5 May 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link
it takes a village to freak a child
wait that came out wrong
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 5 May 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
overly busy rave synths + awkward multi-syllabic rhymes ("there you go" rhymes with "criminal"???) + an obnoxious vocal hook that Enrique appears to have lifted from the Pussycat Dolls' "Buttons" + Pitbull saying "skeet skeet skeet skeet" = no need to get into the semiotics of 'freak' to account for the awfulness of this trainwreck
― endzone selfie (bernard snowy), Monday, 5 May 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
I couldn't make it more than 30 seconds into Imagine Dragons, am I right to think that it's another entry in the insufferable "stomp-campfire microgenre"?
― endzone selfie (bernard snowy), Monday, 5 May 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
i'd be ok with stomp-campfire music if were just the sound of people stomping mixed with the sound of a campfire
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
brightblack morning light imo
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:06 (nine years ago) link
campfires stomping on people forever
― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
You've just created the genre "Burning Man"
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
I was thinking more like this http://open.spotify.com/track/11yJRn2U4Iu7Y1S5vHM5u5
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Monday, 5 May 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, May 5, 2014 6:06 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm; see also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW5QCtNOLDs
― endzone selfie (bernard snowy), Monday, 5 May 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
The one thing I can say for Pitbull/Enrique collaborations is that they're at the very least more tolerable than Pitbull/JLo collaborations (plus I kinda dig "I Like It")
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 09:39 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST6nEvIEY4s
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Friday, 9 May 2014 05:53 (nine years ago) link
what even
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 9 May 2014 05:56 (nine years ago) link
I believe Kasabian decided to just give up on imitating Primal Scream and start parodying 90s club music.
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Friday, 9 May 2014 06:10 (nine years ago) link
LOL. I can't even properly loathe them because they're from my home town either.
― Slight damage to cover on top corner (chewed by a kitten) (Craigo Boingo), Saturday, 10 May 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link
I know that Luda's been in a slump with his singles lately but biting hooks from Aqua? God...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_BcMJ3iuS4
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
would never in a million years admit it but I found that Kasabian track strangely enjoyable, having never (knowingly) heard anything else of theirs
― endzone selfie (bernard snowy), Monday, 12 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
That's as bad as the song that steals its hook from "Fu-Gee-La."
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 06:48 (nine years ago) link
Technically some of the worst shit of 2013, but I'm told this is charting now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ba_qTPA4Ds
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link
certainly is time for mkto to inflict their hell on charts other than the australian ones
just wait until you guys hear "geronimo"
― ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:18 (nine years ago) link
"Geronimo" is at least shitty in a 2014 kinda way (read: Mumford/Lumineers-aping). How something that sounds like an O-Town reject is charting in 2014 is beyond me.
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
It sounds like a sentient issue of GQ.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRTM2CvsGd0
― cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/v/wRTM2CvsGd0
― cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
OK, I just can't embed anything ever, sry.
Remove the "s" so it's just "http://".
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Saturday, 17 May 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
― cr4bdbgs, Saturday, 17 May 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
Haha thank you, now everyone can see this glorious illustration to the "historical heavy metal" contained within.
I hate the new John Legend song. That "all your perfect imperfections" line particularly.
― everyday sheeple (Michael B), Saturday, 24 May 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn6cy_1-gzg
― ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Monday, 26 May 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
LOVE YOUR CURVES AND ALL YOUR EDGESALL YOUR PERFECT IMPERFECTIONS
― funny unconscious rocks creating your consciousness with free choice (reddening), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
the FM transmitter i use to listen to my ipod is on the fritz, so i've been listening to a LOT of top 40 radio lately. i was going to see if ilx had a rolling thread on the subject but it turns out most of the songs i'd want to mention have already shown up in this thread.
ugh yeah that John Legend plays all the time at work... it's a hot garbage facial
― explaining "ladder theory" to my girlfriend (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 03:56 (nine years ago) link
To be fair Love in the Future is actually a pretty solid Legend album, so it kinda sucks that "All of Me" (one of the most boring songs on the album) ended up being the huge hit while the previous two singles were relative flops
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 04:07 (nine years ago) link
wow happy birthday to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuM7hObGjWI
― maura, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link
― ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Monday, May 26, 2014 8:53 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link
gross
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
That is making my birthday less happy
― skip, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 16:31 (nine years ago) link
http://www.popjustice.com/briefing/several-completely-shit-attempts-at-capturing-the-zeitgeist/127268/
― katherine, Wednesday, 28 May 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
woof
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
― skip, Wednesday, May 28, 2014 4:31 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
happy birthday!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFY4Y1riC7s
― explaining "ladder theory" to my girlfriend (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
― katherine, Wednesday, May 28, 2014 1:20 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
twerkaholic is dope gtfo
also where is 'instagram that hoe'
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
Enjoyed the kasabian and will.i.am tracks
― hurricane weather (forapper), Wednesday, 28 May 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link
Words I will never, ever speak.
― Funk autocorrect (cryptosicko), Thursday, 29 May 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3BLywhPiF4
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 2 June 2014 09:55 (nine years ago) link
some candidates from the lily allen album
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 2 June 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aWvf7wZM2M
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 04:57 (nine years ago) link
Sounded like M. Gira for a second there.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMXW44JgySs
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Thursday, 5 June 2014 08:06 (nine years ago) link
zzzzzz
― skip, Thursday, 5 June 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5FYDJlo1nU
Was sample songs on some French indie compilation and then this abomination came up.
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Wednesday, 18 June 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
Enjoyed that too!
― hurricane weather (forapper), Thursday, 19 June 2014 03:53 (nine years ago) link
some finnish hip hop someone postedgalcher lustworkmnek gorgon citygui boratto
― saer, Thursday, 19 June 2014 04:01 (nine years ago) link
Maybe it's bad in French, I dunno. The video is a pretty awful collection of stereotypes and they really seem like poseurs when you consider how 'pretty' the beat is (not 'hard' at all) and how any number of indie French girls manage to do spoken-word rap without turning it into an appropriations-fest.
But musically it's not a disaster.
― hurricane weather (forapper), Thursday, 19 June 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link
I wish i didnt know any bad music, feel bad putting anything down but i heard it and it was bad cant be undone
― saer, Thursday, 19 June 2014 04:15 (nine years ago) link
hmm maybe my standards are just low (tolerance is high)
― hurricane weather (forapper), Thursday, 19 June 2014 06:20 (nine years ago) link
wow that t.i./iggy song is fucking repellent
― maura, Monday, 23 June 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
i think bastille's 'rhythm is a dancer' cover is from last year but :(
― maura, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
We're at the midyear point and I've still heard nothing worse than "Rude" by Magic.
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 June 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
^just heard that song on the radio and raced to this thread to make sure somebody had mentioned it.
― voodoo chili, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
I only lasted 5 seconds into "Rude"
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 20:02 (nine years ago) link
Omfg i just heard that Kongos song in a bar for the first time.
Why.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 July 2014 02:47 (nine years ago) link
if you make it further into that magic song you get to hear magic shreds
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Sunday, 6 July 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link
it is definitely going to be the worst song i hear every karaoke night
Definitely going to air guitar to that solo.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 6 July 2014 06:48 (nine years ago) link
― Star Gentle Uterus (DJP), Tuesday, July 1, 2014 4:02 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao I just told someone this exact thing before reading this thread
― guwop (crüt), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
kiesza
― saer, Thursday, 10 July 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
wat? no way. gtfo with that gtfo.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 July 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
i still like RUDE :\
― alpine static, Friday, 11 July 2014 06:22 (nine years ago) link
Don't really understand the hate for "Rude", this is far worse imo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2dJxFIV28Y
Also worth mentioning Becky G's "Shower" (which is inexplicably the #2 song on the Billboard rap chart right now) and Florida Georgia Line's "This Is How We Roll" pop radio remix featuring Jason Derulo
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Friday, 11 July 2014 10:15 (nine years ago) link
"shower" is so good wtf (lol at billboard for putting it on the rap chart tho)
"rude" is indeed horrendous
― dyl, Friday, 11 July 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
rap chart is now just the hot 100 with all the non-rap filtered out—it's why 'gangnam style' was its #1 last year
― maura, Friday, 11 July 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link
holy cow, that AJR song -- I'm honestly impressed by the density of cringeworthy moments, packed into the 90 seconds I was able to endure
― bernard snowy, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:13 (nine years ago) link
Horrible
― skip, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
i prefer "Rude" to "Shower" bc of the corny ass twee chorus
however i prefer becky g's song w/ pitbull to either:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwSHgcjEZNw
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Friday, 11 July 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
I <3 Becky G
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Friday, 11 July 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link
i do like that becky g song too
― dyl, Saturday, 12 July 2014 05:15 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 13 July 2014 00:37 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I've seen that song show up a few times on my Facebook feed and was wondering when it would show up on here.
― MarkoP, Sunday, 13 July 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link
Unfriend anyone who posts that video.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 13 July 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
that "I'm Ready" video is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
― alpine static, Sunday, 13 July 2014 05:16 (nine years ago) link
that Becky G song's chorus is like a poor man's ripoff of Give Your Heart a Break
― alpine static, Sunday, 13 July 2014 05:20 (nine years ago) link
Wow, the Spongebob sample in that AJR song is gasp inducing. The whole song is pretty dire but that puts it over the top.
The band itself sounds like a dollar store knockoff version of Foster the People. It's rather stomach churning that we're at the point where corporate-indie acts are ripping off Foster the People.
― Ryan Gibbs, Sunday, 13 July 2014 05:40 (nine years ago) link
i had been avoiding that Meghan Trainor song but finally caved when it showed up here.... it's not that bad? Like I wouldn't seek it out but it's a functional summer novelty song.
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:05 (nine years ago) link
"Shower" is great, probably the first Becky G song I've really liked!
― ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Sunday, 13 July 2014 07:17 (nine years ago) link
<3 that Becky G too, get it outta here!
― Basically / I Don't Wanna Be / An mp3 / 3-2-0 kb / ps (Craigo Boingo), Sunday, 13 July 2014 11:44 (nine years ago) link
Guys, AJR also have this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOUf1BGWjmE
― You know something? He *did* say "well, yeah" a lot. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 13 July 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link
well that's mystifying
― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 18:14 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2poC56ycWA
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 16 July 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link
well of course they'd cover this. each member should have jumped into the fire behind them after their bit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiD4S6t7zes
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 16 July 2014 23:53 (nine years ago) link
is it true iggy azalea's dad was crocodile dundee
― mh, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
I don't believe so.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 21 July 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSeoK8l-TLA
― maura, Friday, 25 July 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link
The blatant ripping off of Betty Who does little to rescue the gross lyrics.
Now we talking astrology, getting our nails did, all Japanese-y
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 25 July 2014 17:54 (nine years ago) link
and man i can't wait that video for iggy azalea's 'fancy' w/o laughing, she is such a joke. it makes me like charli xcx less too. : /
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 25 July 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
that's pretty good for a Katy Perry song actually...
― skip, Friday, 25 July 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
"this is how we do" is the best song with the worst lyrics
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 25 July 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
just noticed the distribution of accessories in the AJR video: glasses (the nerdy one), beanie (the front man), Nietzsche shirt (the bad boy)
― bernard snowy, Friday, 25 July 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
are AJR reading this thread for ideas? because that video is very nearly a brilliant deconstruction of "stomp-campfire"
― bernard snowy, Friday, 25 July 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
("that video" = the cover of "Hey Ho", not the "I'm Ready" video I was referring to in my last post)
― bernard snowy, Friday, 25 July 2014 19:36 (nine years ago) link
I want Montel Jordan to run Katy Perry over in his big black truck :|
― bernard snowy, Friday, 25 July 2014 19:38 (nine years ago) link
"Brooklyn Girls" is beneath contempt; literally the only thing that could've redeemed it would've been a well-placed sample of Tom Waits "Downtown Train" but NO SUCH LUCK
― bernard snowy, Friday, 25 July 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
i actually laughed really hard at this but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsfqWopiaAw
― dyl, Monday, 28 July 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
Cringing hard at Posner's verse
― Frontier Psychiatrist, Monday, 28 July 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
I misheard "cold can" as "cocaine", & also thought T-Pain's "Platinum Bud" was referring to weed. But even if that were the case, it would take twice as many drug( reference)s to get me on board with this dreck.
― bernard snowy, Monday, 28 July 2014 18:55 (nine years ago) link
IT'S HERE
http://emd.sharebeast.com/embed.php?type=slim&file=q4xxvi7jqhb0&enableDownload=false&filename=false&dur=199.5&bg=F9F9F9&border=CCCCCC&color1=00A5DF
― maura, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
("it" = the jessie j/nicki minaj/ariana grande hydra)
― maura, Monday, 28 July 2014 20:38 (nine years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/q4vCVXw0VA/?modal=true
http://instagram.com/p/q4xEDaw0Y1/?modal=true
http://instagram.com/p/q4_IRgw0TR/?modal=true
she's just unbearable
― uxorious gazumping (monotony), Monday, 28 July 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn7o7LtcRsM
― alpine static, Monday, 28 July 2014 22:28 (nine years ago) link
oh my god
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 28 July 2014 22:38 (nine years ago) link
imagine the vitriol they'll unleash when they catch up on all those NAKED DATING episodes
― maura, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:30 (nine years ago) link
WHAT HAPPENED TO DENIRO?????
Theory Of A Deadman is still preoccupied with 2005, it seems.
― da croupier, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:42 (nine years ago) link
lol wrote that before i knew 2005 when they had their only canadian #1 single. It's titled "No Surprise," as in "it's no surprise that bitch is leaving me."
Classy dudes.
― da croupier, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:44 (nine years ago) link
theory of a deadman's new album features guest appearances from alice cooper and joe don from rascal flatts
― da croupier, Monday, 28 July 2014 23:47 (nine years ago) link
I can't believe their label (full disclosure: I worked there for three years) let that song be released. This was the first single from the new album:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKZ2PLTPYP8
How do those two tracks wind up on the same record?
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:34 (nine years ago) link
Roadrunner or 604?
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:43 (nine years ago) link
Roadrunner. Worked there from July 2011 till May of this year.
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link
誤訳侮辱, are you saying "Drown" is much better than "Blow" or just that they've very different sounding songs?
Just curious. That "Drown" isn't horrible. I like the chorus, sorta, for the most part.
― alpine static, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 05:57 (nine years ago) link
I'm so glad the spiritual descendents of Candlebox are still finding some success. (Jesus Christ, people still give bands like this record deals?)
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 06:05 (nine years ago) link
I made it to "Kardashian" and that was it...
― skip, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link
bwa ha ha this fucking song.
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 11:23 (nine years ago) link
Both. ("Drown" isn't much better than "Blow," but as a blatant Alice in Chains ripoff, it's not bad.)
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 11:34 (nine years ago) link
Agreed.
Actually, I would say Drown *is* much better than Blow, but primarily because Blow is truly the bottom of the barrel. Drown may be mid-barrel (or a bit lower) but that's a long way up from the bottom.
― alpine static, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20EeBOBnyDU
― maura, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
fuck this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYj40-cZ5vI
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 1 August 2014 09:40 (nine years ago) link
It's like fun. jr.
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Friday, 1 August 2014 10:55 (nine years ago) link
The members of American Authors met each other while attending Berklee College of Music in 2007.
Wonder if they knew the Imagine Dragons dudes. Berklee! What are your programs like these days, dawgs?
― love is how's life tonight (how's life), Friday, 1 August 2014 11:00 (nine years ago) link
Fun with a banjo. Just what we needed.
― skip, Friday, 1 August 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link
congratulations everyone these are terrible songs
the videos may be even worse than the songs tbh
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 1 August 2014 15:46 (nine years ago) link
― sinister porpoise (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link
xojane-core
― maura, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
if I found out a band met at Berklee I try not to listen to them
― lol on hoosly (crüt), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link
*find
― lol on hoosly (crüt), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 15:03 (nine years ago) link
Yeah like The Slip
― Sufjan Grafton, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 15:11 (nine years ago) link
OMG why did I wait so long to listen to "Blow"?!? this is INSANE
― dont even make sense right now because of my shoulder medication (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:28 (nine years ago) link
it's like if somebody dug Fred Durst's "What's Going On (2001)" verse so much that they pressed him to write a whole song's worth of trenchant social commentary
― dont even make sense right now because of my shoulder medication (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link
also, the still-nameless contemporary aesthetic that the video shares with AJR's "I'm Ready"
― dont even make sense right now because of my shoulder medication (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link
I hope, for American Authors' sake, that the Grammys add a "Most Punchable New Artist" category this year
― dont even make sense right now because of my shoulder medication (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
... & here comes Cris Cab to challenge "Rude" for the title "worst thing we have Sting to blame for in 2014"--but will those dubstep wobbles be enough to put him over the top??
― dont even make sense right now because of my shoulder medication (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link
the new alt-j single
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 14 August 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
christ it's bad. even worse than i imagined it to be
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 14 August 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
really? Seems pretty harmless to me.
― skip, Thursday, 14 August 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/katyperryofficial/this-is-how-we-do-feat-riff-raff
― dyl, Thursday, 21 August 2014 23:20 (nine years ago) link
Has this one not been posted yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl1uv6gB4hE
― jmm, Friday, 22 August 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
massive lolz, tempered with terror sweats at the all-too-plausible prospect of this becoming a genuine hit I have to hear when I go to the grocery store. her horrible voice makes me want to burn down every beauty parlor in kentucky. I swear the backing vocals during the chorus just said "singin' in your prostate" (?)
― ODB's missing grammy (bernard snowy), Friday, 22 August 2014 22:34 (nine years ago) link
PS for a song with multiple "rock your world"s & "blow your mind"s, "drag his butt to church" is an impressively low lyrical nadir
― ODB's missing grammy (bernard snowy), Friday, 22 August 2014 22:56 (nine years ago) link
I already hate this guy, but this is bad even for him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD2rhdFRehU
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 23 August 2014 02:36 (nine years ago) link
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/videos/id.17381/title.aer-pretty-lady-around-me-
Best yet.
― ball games w/ james (calibrate), Sunday, 24 August 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
so what do we do when we actually capture the zeitgeist? do we kill it and eat it? put it in a cage? poke it? throw it back in the ocean? is it like a fish. what did it do to deserve this
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 07:35 (nine years ago) link
i've come to really love that jessi/ariana/nicki song tho
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 5 September 2014 07:36 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNnBcCk7eDA
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Monday, 15 September 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link
I almost kinda like this song.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Monday, 15 September 2014 04:34 (nine years ago) link
oh lol that's pink?
it isn't really any worse than the zillion other folk duos that play in chain cafes everywhere
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 15 September 2014 04:44 (nine years ago) link
YouplusmeVEVO
― dyl, Monday, 15 September 2014 05:01 (nine years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/embed/9OGde2j3d8M
― hurricane weather (forapper), Monday, 15 September 2014 19:49 (nine years ago) link
Cross Gene was due a new song but this being such a huge step down from their last one just adds insult to injury.
You+Me (Pink+Green?) is not a bad song but I hate hate HATE the aesthetic of that video. lyrics are kinda laughable too but would be easy enough to ignore if I heard it come on the radio
― Speaking of the inaccessible summit, here's (bernard snowy), Monday, 15 September 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
My first initial reaction was that the lyrics seemed pretty corny and cliched, but not completely terrible. Then I looked up who this mysterious band was and just laughed. And here I thought Americans would be spared from having to put up with having to listen to Dallas Green.
― MarkoP, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocGiulPm3IU
― katherine, Sunday, 21 September 2014 05:54 (nine years ago) link
seriously why are we posting pretty songs when rank garbage like this exists in the world
― katherine, Sunday, 21 September 2014 05:55 (nine years ago) link
brb leaving earth
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 21 September 2014 05:56 (nine years ago) link
IT GETS WORSE
― katherine, Sunday, 21 September 2014 05:57 (nine years ago) link
Not even worth my disdain. Whatever.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Sunday, 21 September 2014 07:15 (nine years ago) link
jesus... kill all men
― Popture, Sunday, 21 September 2014 07:45 (nine years ago) link
I feel unclean
― The Reverend, Sunday, 21 September 2014 07:55 (nine years ago) link
redlight '90ts' and tiga 'bugatti' are doing my nut these days
― r|t|c, Sunday, 21 September 2014 12:02 (nine years ago) link
Haaa how has 90ts avoided being posted itt yet. Irl gasp of horror when I first heard it, what is he playing at
― lex pretend, Sunday, 21 September 2014 12:53 (nine years ago) link
oh I don't know, i kind of appreciate that he's skipped to the grisly self-parodic end of early 90s revivalism so that Australia doesn't have to invent an entire cottage industry around the notion like we did for 80s revivalism.
Really is hard to imagine a more impressively cynical and lazy exercise than "Shiny Disco Balls" X "Au Seve" X "...but I'm a 90's bitch!"
― Tim F, Sunday, 21 September 2014 13:02 (nine years ago) link
omg according to the comments apparently lots of traffic has been directed "lil dicky's" way via reddit lolololol
― dyl, Sunday, 21 September 2014 16:30 (nine years ago) link
I mean that's p much reddit: the song
― Simon H., Sunday, 21 September 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
sorta more brobible: the song but yeah there's overlap
― katherine, Sunday, 21 September 2014 18:19 (nine years ago) link
Burd grew up in an upper middle class family in Cheltenham, Pennsylvania, a township on the north border of Philadelphia.[1] He attended the University of Richmond.[2] He then relocated to San Francisco, California,[3] where he worked in account management at the advertising agency Goodby Silverstein & Partners. After reimagining his monthly progress report as a rap video, the company brought him to work in their creative department, where he wrote copy for ads like the NBA's "BIG" campaign.[1]
Rap career
Burd says he initiated his rap career "simply to get attention comedically, so I could write movies, write TV shows and act." However, he "fell in love with rapping" and says he's "not leaving that game until I've proved my point."[4]
Burd had been working on his songs and music videos for two years before he began releasing them as part of his debut mixtape So Hard in April 2013. His music video for his song "Ex-Boyfriend" went viral almost instantly, receiving 1 million hits within 24 hours of being posted on YouTube.[2][5][6] Once a week for 5 straight months, Burd released a new song or music video. Following the release of 32 songs and 15 music videos, Burd launched a Kickstarter, stating, "I've officially run out of money... In a nutshell, you are funding phase two of my rap career." The month-long crowdfunding period began on November 20, 2013, with the goal of raising $70,000 in order to enable Lil Dicky to create and produce more music, music videos, and go touring.[7][8] The Kickstarter well exceeded its target, raising $113,000.[9]
Lil Dicky held his first live concert at TLA in Philadelphia on February 19, 2014.[10] Burd has signed with Pop-Up, the management arm of creative music agency Jingle Punks.[8][11] He plans "on having two concurrent careers going on at the same time, as a rapper, and as a comedian/actor/writer."[4]
Music style and influences
Lil Dicky's style blends the comical with the relatable. According to Boston magazine, "Content-wise, Lil Dicky comes up with his material from everyday occurrences and everyday experiences. From there, he crafts his videos around those topics to create a visual narrative that accompanies his talent as an emcee. 'It’s like a comedian. They are out in the world, and writing things down,' he said. What followed 'Ex-Boyfriend' was a series of other videos that covered similarly average everyday experiences—songs about staying in for the night, songs about being a Jewish kid—he even has a rap battle with Adolf Hitler in one of his videos."[5]
He says style is a response to the excessive egotistical nature of rap today: "I really wanted to embody the exact opposite of that, and I think people are appreciating it. There just hasn't been a voice for that normal dude when it comes to rap."[5] He added, "I think a lot of rap is just escalated to a place that many people can't relate to... My niche is that I’m relatable. I don’t rap about going to the club and popping bottles."[12] In terms of his rapping skills, Lil Dicky is able "to manipulate words at an excessive speed, and weave rhyme patterns together in a way that's funny while also making viewers want to rewind parts of his videos."[5]
Burd says his musical inspirations are Drake, J. Cole, A$AP Rocky, as well as Donald Glover "as a guy with similar aspirations."[13]
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Sunday, 21 September 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
idk it's basically a passable Lonely Island song/video with a less-whimsical/more-misogynistic concept
― Your hippie magic has no effect on (bernard snowy), Sunday, 21 September 2014 19:53 (nine years ago) link
he is a guy with similar aspirations1.2 million views is the saddest thingyou never knew you were taking asher roth for granted until now
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 21 September 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link
oh i just remembered something about redlight 9ts
it is still >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'all under one roof raving' by jamie xx
― r|t|c, Sunday, 21 September 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link
I don't think I have the strength to rewatch the Lil Dicky vid right now, but one thing that impressed me on first viewing (even if it ended up being *waaayyy* overused) was the surprisingly graceful way he works that stuttery, self-conscious, deliberately uncool anti-flow ('I'm like, wait, that didn't come out right, let me start over')--flailing around for juuuust long enough before finding another rhyme word to move the verse along. it's like he falls off the bars in the middle of his routine, but still manages to stick the landing somehow.
― Your hippie magic has no effect on (bernard snowy), Sunday, 21 September 2014 23:29 (nine years ago) link
NB I don't think this is something anyone actually wants, though
― Your hippie magic has no effect on (bernard snowy), Sunday, 21 September 2014 23:30 (nine years ago) link
+ trying to sell it as "the antidote" to mainstream rap is like, dude, go jump in a lake
― Your hippie magic has no effect on (bernard snowy), Sunday, 21 September 2014 23:31 (nine years ago) link
Nickelback - "Edge of a Revolution". Cor.
http://youtu.be/IYnuSsM7tRw
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Monday, 22 September 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link
It sounds like he's adding an extra syllable to the word "revolution."
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:57 (nine years ago) link
After hearing that, I almost wish he'd go back to plain old misogyny.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 23 September 2014 02:58 (nine years ago) link
oof that lil dicky is horrible
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 September 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX-QaNzd-0Y
― maura, Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
oh my god i hope that guy's neck explodes
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:41 (nine years ago) link
Dunno. I wasn't paying attention to the lyrics, but musically that seems at best not terrible and at worst ignorable.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 25 September 2014 17:50 (nine years ago) link
That's probably my least favourite hit this year, yeah. It was in the Australian charts for quite a while earlier this year. There's a follow up song too which is just as bad.
― uxorious gazumping (monotony), Thursday, 25 September 2014 21:36 (nine years ago) link
i don't mind the song but just look at him
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
that sound on the backbeat
― example (crüt), Thursday, 25 September 2014 22:48 (nine years ago) link
He sounds like he learned to sing by listening to Wolf Parade records (not a compliment)
― Your hippie magic has no effect on (bernard snowy), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link
aka third-Bowie, once-removed
― Your hippie magic has no effect on (bernard snowy), Friday, 26 September 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link
feel like that Little Dicky video should be the end of all "rolling worst songs" threads forever
― alpine static, Friday, 26 September 2014 07:03 (nine years ago) link
little dicky song goes on for fucking ever too
― deej loaf (D-40), Friday, 26 September 2014 07:34 (nine years ago) link
Karmin and Watsky "No Flex Zone (remix)" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YO0w62af5c
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 26 September 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link
Barf
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 27 September 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNWeGngQqOI
Nope.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:01 (nine years ago) link
Done on such a shoestring budget you can actually tell where he vocal takes have been cut up and pasted together.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:02 (nine years ago) link
considering what else is in this thread .... i cant endorse that post
― deej loaf (D-40), Monday, 29 September 2014 23:50 (nine years ago) link
yeah, it's certainly ragged production but aretha's earned a pass from me for life; there are parts of this that are pretty fun
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:14 (nine years ago) link
oof, i did just get to the ain't no mountain part though, ow
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:15 (nine years ago) link
wow that's weird. it almost sounds like one of those "brian williams rapping" youtube videos
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link
I read this and assumed some amateur had put together a 'cover' by chopping up syllables from old Aretha vocals and sticking them together with autotune. Didn't really notice this wasn't actually the case till I got to the chorus.
― Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
Yeah just b/c aretha is a legend doesn't mean she can't fall flat every now and again. The cover is dreadful.
― uxorious gazumping (monotony), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
I guess we're finally immune to Karmin.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 1 October 2014 21:50 (nine years ago) link
oh my god when she starts singing "no flex zone" ughhhhhhhhh
why did click on that?
I deserve what I get
― the tune was space, Wednesday, 1 October 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link
why did I click on that, rather
Watsky's flow is like Eminem at his annoyingest crossed with MC Paul Barman at his, er, anythingest
― Vomit of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Saturday, 4 October 2014 02:37 (nine years ago) link
Also repeating "the beat bump like an ingrown hair" a half-dozen times = ugh
― Vomit of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Saturday, 4 October 2014 03:22 (nine years ago) link
okay, this is not THE WORST if only by dint of its sheer overwhelming wtf'ness but prepare yourself for herb alpert's dubstep reimagining of "Chattanooga Choo Choo"https://soundcloud.com/shorefire-media/01-chattanoogachoochoo-usse91434974-1644-eqdmaster/s-G8YL5
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 October 2014 23:39 (nine years ago) link
I still lol every time the "Rude" guitar solo comes on, btw
― Vomits of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Monday, 6 October 2014 01:56 (nine years ago) link
That Alpert thing is so terrible. Yikes.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 October 2014 01:59 (nine years ago) link
lol i listened to that alpert album. it's kind of enjoyably bad
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link
it is! ostentatiously so. like bad enough that my gf explicitly asked me to put on headphones and she puts up with all manner of horrible music from me.
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link
...I like this
― katherine, Monday, 6 October 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link
brb quitting music-opinions-having forever
"enjoyably bad" = i like it
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, 6 October 2014 05:20 (nine years ago) link
i can't quite commit to "liking it" but it's kind of mind bogglingget it on the jukebox kat
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 October 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
Shocked that nobody's linked to this yet here.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/2R3PxWX7hzMb8lNZs3Ngz5L/god-only-knows
― Jeff W, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link
not so much bad as just utterly unnecessary. i promptly put on the langley schools version and it still sounds better.
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMBXhDcogcI
― dyl, Wednesday, 8 October 2014 21:49 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, not listening to that.
― Simon H., Wednesday, 8 October 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
close thread with that fallon/will.i.am joint
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Wednesday, 8 October 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
close music
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 October 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
Seeing Questlove in it made me kinda sad.
― Herbie Handcock (Murgatroid), Thursday, 9 October 2014 05:20 (nine years ago) link
imagine how he feels
― sweet lids of the stars (seandalai), Thursday, 9 October 2014 08:46 (nine years ago) link
i bet he's pretty bummed out with his high profile, good money steady gig and total artistic freedom for the roots
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 9 October 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link
nightly performances on television, international renown, multi-millionaire, total respect within his industry and by everyone outside of itif anyone can be said to have won hip hop, it's questobut yeah, sometimes you gotta let will.i.am dress up like a child and dancethus is fame
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 October 2014 00:44 (nine years ago) link
side note but i don't think i've told this story on ilx and it's a favorite: i was working a couple of years ago on a free live show with j!mmy cl!ff. Cl!ff is a fairly important artist in my world; I grew up with 'the h@rder they come' lp on heavy repeat through my preteens and i mean, cmon, it's j!mmy cl!ff. i was super excited about this show and then it "sold out" i.e. the house filled up and they closed the doors. then everybody who couldn't get in through the main gate came over to the VIP/press entrance to beg their case and try to slip in. so that had me missing most of the show because I had to deal with the fallout and individual arguments; try to nicely talk down a lot of very very angry folks who demanded we go get cliff so he could see that his cousin's friend was here and how dare we not let them in, don't we know who they are, etc. Like maybe two hours of that nonstop. After awhile you just wear down being the person whose job it is to say no. So I finally escape when they shut down the VIP gate and wander up to the stage, kinda exhausted and out of it and not even caring anymore. then, just as I walk into the pit, cl!ff is between songs and I imagine it was a lucky coincidence but he more or less wanders right over to where i sat down and starts in on many rivers to cross, ten feet away, more or less sung directly to me. i was dumbstruck, it completely caught me off guard, one of those times where the music and the moment completely demolishes you. and then i noticed about twenty seconds into the song that he had the fly on his red velour trousers wide open. Like really wide open, unmistakably so. And I think the metaphor there is true of what fame is: you can be the coolest guy in the world, beloved by an entire country, singing your signature song to a sold out crowd of thousands and still, hey, your fly is open.it was a great show btw
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 October 2014 01:03 (nine years ago) link
man you really don't want j̛̙̻̫̋̓!̛̺̜͈ͥ̑̔̇̍ͅm̩͇̜̮͎̆͒̅̍̏m̗̘̜̗̒̿͋͡y̶̩̠̖̥̲͇̬̿̈́̿͜ ̝͈̯̩̎ͪ̎c̲̘ͧ̓̏̆̄ͫ̐ͩͤ!̷̝̙̝͂ͦ̀ḯ̜̲͙̥̯ͧ͋̕f̵̛̞͇̘̜̯̼̟ͦ̃ͭͩͅf̵̗̯̂ͯ̌̏ͮ to ever find out his fly was down that one time
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 10 October 2014 05:42 (nine years ago) link
eh, i don't ever want to be perceived as talking shit about anyone i've worked with/near, however obliquely.
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 October 2014 05:57 (nine years ago) link
Does this go here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH_G4YnSIQI
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 06:00 (nine years ago) link
Read about that on the news this morning, I was hoping to avoid it but curiosity got the better of me. Ugh.
― leprous mottlings of disturbing funghi (ultros ultros-ghali), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRNC0uGsIE0
― Vomits of a Missionary (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 13:13 (nine years ago) link
loooooooooool
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 22 October 2014 13:35 (nine years ago) link
man that's rough
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
"i met a girl at Coachella"
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
god almighty what hath Lil' B wrought?
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link
she's gonna try to kiss you jaden!
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link
surely Frank Ocean deserves some blame for this too
― The Reverend, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
lmao @ 2:29 when jaden pops up and peers over
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
obv this is just his ▼Arbre Mort▼ aka Willow Smith phase
― The Reverend, Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
is lex gonna lose it at this?
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
can just imagine will being like "i blew up the white house so you could make THIS"
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/azzi/jaden-jetskis-prod-by-azzi
in keeping with the theme of jaden lolz
― blood on the peaves (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 October 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link
https://soundcloud.com/candicernb/lesbian
This is so clumsy and bad it's almost likeable in a weird way. Written by Ne-Yo.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 06:33 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tF_t_kb2fc
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
I would say "poor kid" but I suppose he signed up for this willingly?
― skip, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:20 (nine years ago) link
I hope he didn't sign up for that outfit.
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
this is probably cheating but wowhttp://music.metafilter.com/7549/Choke-a-Moff-Taylor-Swift-parody
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 November 2014 06:40 (nine years ago) link
omg the dancing/mugging in the Trevor Moran video... I just can't
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Friday, 7 November 2014 12:20 (nine years ago) link
As ridiculous as the video for that is, the song isn't particularly bad?
― how's life, Friday, 7 November 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link
someone should introduce the guys who made that star wars parody to the concept of quieting the imps in their brainz, though.
― how's life, Friday, 7 November 2014 12:48 (nine years ago) link
Xp "Echo"? Yeah tbh I would start kinda digging it whenever I looked away from the screen
― I can just, like, YOLO with Uber (bernard snowy), Friday, 7 November 2014 13:48 (nine years ago) link
Looks like a young Alan Cumming
― Evan, Friday, 7 November 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link
what in the blue fuck is this video
song aint terrible for what it is, i s'poze...sidebar: is this better or worse than all about that bass tho? is anything worse than all about that bass?
― ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 November 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
What's your favorite book?Ah. I don't read books. I read On the Road in high school, and that was awesome, so I guess that's my favorite book. To Kill a Mockingbird, even though I didn't read it, that's the greatest story. SparkNotes came in when I was in high school, and that was the greatest invention. Reading is too soothing for me: No matter what time of day, if I'm reading a book, I'm going to fall asleep. I wish I read books because they help with talking. I want to say something in a cool way, and I can't think that fast, especially in interviews. And if I get nervous, I stutter. If I read this and it sounds stupid, I'm going to be pissed (laughs).
Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/how-meghan-trainor-became-2014s-most-unlikely-pop-star-20141027#ixzz3IP8Y2NJe
― maura, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
http://rimblogs.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/bbm_emoticon_cantwatch.png
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
I can't wait for her WSJ op-ed.
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:27 (nine years ago) link
Tell me about a mistake you made.Growing up, I didn't get the talk of "Make sure boys take you on a date and treat you right." So I was the girl who wasn't dating and would just text. I dated these guys who didn't have jobs and I would always be paying. At one point, I remember looking in the mirror and thinking, "You're too pretty and cool to be treated like this." That was when I changed: "You wanna talk to me? Okay, I need food and a movie." So when I started writing an album for the world to hear, that was one of the main concepts I wanted to get down.
― how's life, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Reading is too soothing for me: No matter what time of day, if I'm reading a book, I'm going to fall asleep. I wish I read books because they help with talking. I want to say something in a cool way, and I can't think that fast, especially in interviews. And if I get nervous, I stutter.
meghan trainor otm
― example (crüt), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, I mean she's not wrong.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link
Books do not "help with talking"
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link
I think they do a little. They definitely help with writing.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
holy fucking shit she can't be serious
like, of course some pop stars aren't that smart/don't read/whatever, that's not a huge deal to me, but like, she's really just being honest about being completely basic and poorly read. i mean do we applaud that she's this forthcoming about her basicness/caucacity/intellectual stuntedness?
― ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
that or it's some sort of act in and of itself
why am i overthinking this ugh
― ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link
great inventions: sparknotes
― dyl, Friday, 7 November 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
what's "caucasity"?
― rushomancy, Friday, 7 November 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link
caucasian audacity
― deej loaf (D-40), Friday, 7 November 2014 22:40 (nine years ago) link
Bad, with a pretty disgusting sentiment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC52toizz8U
― schwantz, Monday, 10 November 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link
is anything worse than all about that bass?
her follow-up single is worse
― the farakhan of gg (DJP), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
"ft. Redfoo?"
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 10 November 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
i will cop to having no problem with all about that bass as a novelty trackeverything else trainor done that i've heard has been cloying and terrible
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
"Rodney "Darkchild" Jerkins Is Re-Recording 'The Boy Is Mine' With Jessie J And Ariana Grande"
― maura, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:32 (nine years ago) link
just putting that here for later
I hesitate because I like this band and like everybody involved, and it's an old song so it's juvenilia made by an already super-young band, but this song plunges to such incredible depths that it has my respect more than my hatred
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq3jHQcL9yc
― fgti, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link
― maura, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 1:32 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao oh dear
― deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
yeah sam smith is gonna do "it's not right but it's not okay" on that album as well which might be an even worse crime
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 09:44 (nine years ago) link
^^^^^barfing at the thought of that
least there's that tight chvrches cover of that song tho
― ichabron crames (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Eh9ZMFX.png
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:56 (nine years ago) link
Oh, these guys.
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link
Youtube keeps recommending this All About That Bass parody to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6xXEaWz5Iw
I had never heard of this guy but he seems to be popular? he has about a million song parody videos all of which seem to be based on him dressing as a woman and crossing his eyes, Brian Conley as Septic Peg style
― soref, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
his videos all look really expensive too!
not having any of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnwAY7Li_dE#t=133
― borntohula, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link
Everytime I think "Music's in a really good place now. Technology has allowed anyone who wants to make music to make it, and then get it out to people who might want to hear it. So cool!" something like this comes along and I immediately think "Well, it was a nice run."
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 04:59 (nine years ago) link
what the fucking fuck even is that, exterminate all the brutes
― give kawhi his damn eyedrops (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 15:18 (nine years ago) link
Gross.
― skip, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link
"gross" otm
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
wow, that's really really really offensively terrible, like, on every level- the talk about the OC and the general wanna-be vibe makes me wonder if it's some rich kids from Orange County trying to buy a pop career- like was it shot at some horseriding enclosure where Mom practices showjumping or something?
sounds like they had to heavily filter and mix those vocals so low because there's no there there on any level, and when even the hook is stolen and the trap beats are wack and phoned in, it's like, ugh
calling this "music" is like, I dunno, dumping MSG in rubber cement and calling that "cooking"
― the tune was space, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
Part of me really wants it to be deliberate, like they were purposefully going for alienation, instructing the girls in the video to look as bored and depressed as possible, etc. But I bet they're just idiots who think they've made something awesome.
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link
The video, filmed in a strip clup, "portrays a plasticized version of Hollywood sleaze," and features "additional direction from Prettypuke and Dan Gotti." Gabe from Uzi describes the duo's mission in simple terms: "All the weird kids are taking over."
― soref, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:02 (nine years ago) link
Don't get me wrong, this is flat-out terrible but how are you guys not desensitized to shit like this by now
― Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 18:05 (nine years ago) link
"all the weird kids are taking over"
yeah this reads as too earnest and too satisfied with itself to be some sort of deliberate critique.
― borntohula, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link
Wow, the new Faith No More song suuuuuuuuuuuucks.
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 20 November 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link
It totally belongs on this thread once it's got a video.
― everything, Thursday, 20 November 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
sorry to hear that
― So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:23 (nine years ago) link
It's being discussed on the FNM thread, but I actually like it!
― Simon H., Thursday, 20 November 2014 06:02 (nine years ago) link
I know Nickelback is a super easy target for this kind of thread, but holy fuck, their new album has a song with Flo Rida and it's indescribably bad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbKvFFf8nyg
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
xpost but that "all the weird kids are taking over" line just depresses me more
thinking that you can have it both ways by pretending to critique the misogyny you reinforce = not weird, garden variety hyprocrisy
thinking you can just appropriate anything (in this case, trap) because it's "plastic" and that therefore your shitty version of something gets to be "commentary" about it = not weird, standard operating procedure
treating women like dehumanized props in a fantasy about male power = not weird, numbingly familiar
it's not an interesting Andy Warhol-esque deadpan strategy to be a moron, it's just called being a moron
― the tune was space, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
I mean I know that this thread is for shit that sucks, but man the idea that the people behind that song think that they are in some way "weird" or "different" is just enraging to me in a special way that goes beyond just noticing that their song is bad, like I feel some kind of ethical nausea/vertigo when I imagine how they justify what they're doing to themselves
time to go pet a kitten or something
― the tune was space, Thursday, 20 November 2014 18:25 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/06/magazine/the-pernicious-rise-of-poptimism.html
― Raccoon Tanuki, Thursday, 20 November 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link
Hope you're not implying by posting that Austerlitz piece that somehow my dislike of Uzi means that I don't like pop music or am somehow akin to Austerlitz.
I like pop music just fine. I just don't like poorly executed bullshit.
No worries if I'm reading you wrong, just checking.
― the tune was space, Friday, 21 November 2014 03:39 (nine years ago) link
nah he was trolling a whole bunch of threads with that piece it stems from a dogfight over some BS in another thread. long story.
― search datpiff, you'll find it (slothroprhymes), Friday, 21 November 2014 04:24 (nine years ago) link
(trust me he feels similarly to the dipshit caucasoid austerlitz)
― search datpiff, you'll find it (slothroprhymes), Friday, 21 November 2014 04:25 (nine years ago) link
i think we have a winner for the absolute worst ever, like ever everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLYoJgbybes
― hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
that was last year! iirc unperson defended it
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
oh my b i was only just informed this vomitous genre of "deathcore" is a think that exists
always great to see that some wites still think it's ok to say n---a *backflips into lake of fire*
― hanley ramirez ordering a pizza (slothroprhymes), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:20 (nine years ago) link
*thing
I would like to reiterate this appeal
we should really poll these, so many contenders this year
― Simon H., Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
the guitar solo guy with the denim jacket looks so awkward and lost in the group shots outside the house
― soref, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
:( That Lil Dicky song upthread is not even close to his worst songI am not reposting shitI want to die
― mango unchained (fgti), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 19:31 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, that Attila song was from last year. They do have a new album out this year, though - it's called Guilty Pleasure. I wrote a feature on them for Alternative Press. The singer has a solo album coming out next year sometime. Here's the first single/video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_97IcSgDcBo
― Humorist (horse) (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link
RIP Uncle John From Jamaica
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byH-eq_1TFU
― boxedjoy, Wednesday, 3 December 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link
http://youtu.be/Bznxx12Ptl0
― Badmotorfinger Debate Club (MFB), Saturday, 13 December 2014 07:03 (nine years ago) link
Yikes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kpWkV7IBUw
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 15 March 2015 18:09 (nine years ago) link
Outstays its welcome, but better than "Punk Rock 101," and at least not totally underwritten lyrically. Should have mixed up the chorus a bit more, and the video isn't funny enough.
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 15 March 2015 18:43 (nine years ago) link
Their follow up single might be worse:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKIPh1w4s18
And also has a blatant "Call Me Maybe" mention.
― MarkoP, Sunday, 15 March 2015 19:03 (nine years ago) link
calvin harris "open wide" feat big sean ticks so many boxes of badness
it's hard to believe that there is much worse than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVzhpkFBFP8
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 7 December 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link