Tim Westwood = AWESOME

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Last night I went for an indian takeaway to this really good place in Swalwell, or lower Whickham, as the gentrifiers and local estate agents refer to it (this = a bit like hipsters pronouncing Cl;apham as "clar-mm", right?) anyway, I had thee radio on, and heard WeSTWooD for thee first time in a while. It was fukcing amazing. Last time I heard him he was being all cool, and it was fukcing terrible, so what happened? It was as if the airwaves had been taken over by a raving lunatic - his presentation, with its dreranged intensity was so GRATE that i actually drove home the long way round so i could hear more of it. he played - er -something i don't recognise, and it sounded like he had 2 copies of the same record on the decks and was cutting between them with them slightly out of sync. It made my chest go all tight. Then he played what I think was a missy rekkid, tho' it sounded more, er, meaty than when i heard it before. The lyricks were rather saucy. Inbetween all this Westwood did his spiel which made me feel like i'd fallen thru into some other world:

YO, I'M GOING OUT AND I'M PLAYING, I'M PLAYING (insert sound of huge explosion)RIGHT I'M PLAYING AT SWANSEA AN Y'AWL GOTTA(insert sound of huge explosion)COME DOWN AN REPRAZENT AN ALL IT'S GONNA BE IS FIVE POUNDS ONNA GATE(insert sound of huge explosion) FIVE POUNDS ONN THE GATE YEAH SO YOU ALL COME DOWN IT'S GONNA BE FIVE POUNDS ONNA (insert sound of huge explosion) GATE AN LET ME TELL YOU WHY IT'S GONNA BE FIVE POUNDS ONNA GATE(insert sound of huge explosion)ITS COZ I BE GON ROUND THA PLACE AN I'M GETTIN PAID AN (insert sound of huge explosion) THAT FIVE POUNDS IS LOVE!@# RIGHT? THAT FIVE POUNDS IT REPRAZENTZ LOVE.(insert sound of huge explosion) THIS er sorry this all related in the voice of a man seemingly being plugged ito mains electricity & on the verge of some cataclysmick mental spasm by the sound of it. It fukced my brain over, I can tell you. It's great when all yr assumptions are proved wrong & I will listen to Westwood again for sure.

NoRMaN PHaY, HaTa, Saturday, 12 October 2002 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

plus he played the UNEDITED version of Ludacris' "Move Bitch"!!!!

robin carmody (robin carmody), Saturday, 12 October 2002 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

Did he get some callouts on the phones? Was there another shout out to the "Dirty South Shields Posse" as there was the last time I listened?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 12 October 2002 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dirty South Shields Posse"? Fuck, no there wasn't!@# I'd'a crashed the car if he'd said that!@#

N0RM4N PH4Y, Saturday, 12 October 2002 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

flex droppa bomb on 'em

boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 12 October 2002 22:45 (twenty-three years ago)

dom = hata

bob zemko (bob), Saturday, 12 October 2002 23:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Blak Twang sounding a little unsettled by all the fronting on Westwood's show this evening - to be honest he's probably the most human and likeable guest TW's ever had, even if he's not the most talented. someone on this forum produced some of Taipanic's early records, you know ...

dirty south dorset posse (robin carmody), Sunday, 13 October 2002 00:43 (twenty-three years ago)

he (Westwood not Taipanic) did refer to the "Southend Syndicate". But, hey, what's wrong with that? Better that kind of fronting than voting for Teddy Taylor, "Chips" Channon (sic) and David Amess.

robin carmody (robin carmody), Sunday, 13 October 2002 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Robin have you heard BT's "Tricksta"? It's fabulous.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 13 October 2002 08:49 (twenty-three years ago)

As with most other people that take hip hop far too seriously, I have a great love/hate relationship with Westwoo'. Plus One's appearance on the show a few years back was great though. "You got any Ma$e records you want to play Tim? I iz in da hood."

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 13 October 2002 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I have indeed heard it, Tim, and yes it is GRATE.

Ma$e, my god yes the nadir of 90s commercial rap ("Feels So Good" is so bloody lazy it isn't there, and you need a real trick to pull that off - Ma$e didn't have it, no wonder he got religion and retired). I was looking through an old Uncut the other day and Nigel Williamson gave his album four stars, which says it all. That was the era when the entire letters page of Hip Hop Connection was dissing TW for playing too much Puffy-related music, wasn't it?

robin carmody (robin carmody), Sunday, 13 October 2002 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

mase has been accused of embezzling from church donations!

boxcubed (boxcubed), Sunday, 13 October 2002 18:18 (twenty-three years ago)

This for all the Hataz

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/mase.jpg

I didn't do it (Billy Dods), Sunday, 13 October 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

i disagree about the ma$e robin, been around the world is a great single

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 13 October 2002 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

i also liked how incredibly 'cant be bothered' he sounded

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 13 October 2002 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah, 'feel so good' is also amazing!

dave k, Sunday, 13 October 2002 19:57 (twenty-three years ago)

this just in: taipanic wins "most human guest award"

bob zemko (bob), Sunday, 13 October 2002 20:06 (twenty-three years ago)

'cant be bothered' translates as 'slurred speech impediment' to my ears

blueski, Sunday, 13 October 2002 21:58 (twenty-three years ago)

It was remarkable radio, wasn't it? The Toni Braxton vs. Jay-Z vs. 2Pac debate; the unexpected appearance of Redman ("LOOK WHO'S JUST COME THROUGH THE MOTHER EFFING DOOR!" "THIS SHOW IS NOW FOR ADULTS ONLY...I UNDERSTAND THERE BE SOME NICE KIDDIE PROGRAMMES ON THE TV JUST NOW!"), the way TW ENTHUSES over a record so much that he has to spin it again and again (MOP's take on Jay-Z - WOW!) - this is radio as it should be, this is Wolfman Jack on Pro-Plus, this is phenomenal.

Marcello Carlin, Monday, 14 October 2002 06:51 (twenty-three years ago)

this really does sound like funkmaster flex though. he is notorious for using the bomb sound effect repeatedly, yelling nonsensically all the time, and playing the same record over and over again. any ny hot 97 listeners out thar?

boxcubed (boxcubed), Monday, 14 October 2002 06:53 (twenty-three years ago)

yah. like marcello sez, whatever you think of the man and his music his show is genuine and vital and about the only thing that reminds me how great the radio can be. must thus be cherished

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 14 October 2002 07:22 (twenty-three years ago)

but then lamacq is genuine and speaks to his "real" audience out there haha

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 14 October 2002 07:25 (twenty-three years ago)

he is like funk flex yes, but singular and glorious in a way only england can be

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 14 October 2002 07:27 (twenty-three years ago)

lamcq is genuinely shit!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 14 October 2002 09:12 (twenty-three years ago)

oh julio, at least no one can accuse you of being formulaic :)

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:54 (twenty-three years ago)

korrect!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 14 October 2002 12:56 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...
DROP DA BOMB!!! HOT JOINT!!!! YOU NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!

plus he's possibly the only guy in the world that every us rapper agrees is ace. they love him for the comedy value

alistair, Friday, 8 November 2002 15:26 (twenty-three years ago)

that BBC live music ad where he enters in his Westwoodmobile was great, though I can see why he's on radio

DG (D_To_The_G), Friday, 8 November 2002 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

He's fantastic. I mean he's obviously a bit of a prat, but he has passion. Apparently the rivalry in that Radio One ad was not so staged in places.

Anna (Anna), Friday, 8 November 2002 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...
I have never listened to his radio show but I've seen a few episodes of Pimp my ride UK and he's absoutely hilarious. Is this guy really for real? Is he not aware how he comes across? I'll definitely check out his radio show now.

Holla!

Lovelace (Lovelace), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:39 (twenty years ago)

ITS GONNA BE BIG BABY!

fizzle, Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:45 (twenty years ago)

Westwood does manage the weird balancing act of being aware of how his popularity is related to how ridiculous he comes across, whilst still not being a self-parody (yet).

God knows who Radio 1 is going to replace him with when their Logan Run policy kicks in on him as well.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 28 July 2005 09:58 (twenty years ago)

BIG THINGS

N_RQ, Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

driving around town with your mates on a friday night with nowhere to go and westwood's show at full blast is a great way to spend time.

pete b. (pete b.), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

(dom xpost)

Probably Science.

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:06 (twenty years ago)

That is the best ILM suggestion ever.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

PETE B, THATS DEFINITELY A GOOD LOOK BABY
UK, ARE YOU READY TO BLAST OFF?!?!?!?!?!

etc etc

fizzle, Thursday, 28 July 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
omg, i just saw this van, all blakced-out like the a-team van, with WESTWOOD.COM written all over it, in kind of lightning-flash font, like on the elpees.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 25 November 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

(dom xpost)
Probably Science.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), July 28th, 2005 11:06 AM. (link)

I read that as Silence.

I really need to clean my contact lenses. It's been a bad day.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 November 2005 09:24 (twenty years ago)

THAT'S HOW IT IS BABY - GO HARD OR GO HOME!!! HOLLA!

john clarkson, Friday, 25 November 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

i saw the van at a crossing. they waved me over.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

I'M BUILT FOR THIS, BAYBEE!

martin turenne, Friday, 25 November 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...
So, Westwood is a bit silly, but is he responsible for kids carrying knives and guns, as David "call me Dave" Cameron appears to believe?

http://media.guardian.co.uk/site/story/0,,1792186,00.html?=rss

Conservative leader David Cameron has claimed that BBC Radio 1 encourages knife and gun crime by playing music that glorifies violence.

Mr Cameron said the music Radio 1 plays on Saturday night - believed to be a reference to Tim Westwood's hip-hop show, which runs from 9pm-11pm - had contributed to the growing problem of knife and gun crime in the UK.

"I would say to Radio 1, do you realise that some of the stuff you play on Saturday nights encourages people to carry guns and knives?" he said last night in a speech to the British Society of Magazine Editors.

The Tory leader said his remarks were an example of how he wants people to have "the courage to speak up when you see something that is wrong", despite the fact that "you will get a lots of bricks thrown at you" for voicing unpopular opinions.

A spokesman for Radio 1 said the station took its responsibilities very seriously.

"We find it difficult to understand what he could be referring to," he said.

Mr Cameron's comments came in response to a question from June Walton, the deputy editor of Good Housekeeping, about how the Conservatives would tackle knife crime in the wake of a series of stabbings, including the murders of 29-year-old policewoman Nisha Patel-Nasri and 15-year-old schoolboy Kiyan Prince.

Speaking six months to the day after he was elected as Conservative leader, he also said media brands were more trusted by the public than politicians and had the ability to make more of a difference to people's lives.

He said Jamie Oliver's school dinners campaign through his Channel 4 series was able to do in a matter of weeks what government ministers and inquiries had failed to do over a much longer period because "he [Oliver] is a trusted brand in a way politicians aren't".

"Your brands," he told the assembled magazine editors, "are increasingly more trusted than a political brand."

Mr Cameron was also asked by Sarah Miller, the editor of Condé Nast Traveller, for his views on the Office of Fair Trading's recent draft recommendation to overhaul radically the newspaper and magazine distribution system, which has been met with opposition from the industry.

But he was forced to admit he did not know about the issue and asked Ms Miller to explain to him why she believed the OFT recommendation would favour supermarkets and put hundreds of small newsagents out of business.

"I will encourage Alan Duncan [ the shadow secretary for trade and industry] to looked into it," promised Mr Cameron. "We'll get Alan to talk to you and the industry and try and push things in the right direction."

But Ms Miller is unlikely to be holding her breath: she said that last time Tony Blair had addressed the society she had asked him what he would do about the situation and he too had promised to look into it "but did nothing".

And despite revealing that he was "uncomfortable" with some magazine content aimed at youngsters, Mr Cameron said he preferred "sensible debate", self-regulation and "leanings" rather than regulations, laws and bans, which he said was Labour's response to everything.

He praised the work of the Teenage Magazine Arbitration Panel in helping improve standards.

Mr Cameron's surprising attitude to buying British was also revealed during the evening.

When asked by the editor of Car magazine, Jason Barlow, why he did not drive a British-made Jaguar, his lengthy answer about the merits of "green performance" cars included the admission that "I'm a great believer in buying the car that's right for you. I try to buy British when I can, but if it's not right then I don't."

Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Thursday, 8 June 2006 08:10 (twenty years ago)

One of the greatest ILx threads ever, they're calling it...

Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 8 June 2006 08:14 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, my bad! I'm not doing well today...

Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Thursday, 8 June 2006 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Westwood is 50 next year.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Thursday, 8 June 2006 09:41 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/westwood/soundboard.shtml

Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Monday, 2 October 2006 10:52 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Saturday's programme was CLASSIC.

The four-cornered intellectual discussion on the preponderance of lyrics about money in contemporary hip hop nearly caused me to eat my dinner twice, I was laughing so much...Westwood/Dre/Rob >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Moral Maze.

Also Valentine's "Love for the Ladies" special heralded by Carmina Burana and gunfire, Goldfinger crosstalk and touching end-of-show remembrances of J-Dilla and Big L.

Really, he is the ONLY reason to listen to Radio 1.

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

I fucking LOVE westwood.

titchyschneiderMk2, Monday, 18 February 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/oct/09/urban.radio

^^really insightful article

spanish girls, they like to call me pancho (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 9 October 2008 08:14 (seventeen years ago)

I occasionally have to record Westwood doing voice work as part of my job and he is a super nice guy.

MaresNest, Thursday, 9 October 2008 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

The Mail thinks Westwood helped Break Broken Britain.

A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 9 October 2008 09:25 (seventeen years ago)

That would be like me saying "Trevor Phillips [he means McDonald] shouldn't be reading the news, I want to see a white guy on there."

OK that is funny

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 October 2008 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

Poll thread when Quentin Letts has done all 50, right?

The Slash My Father Wrote (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 9 October 2008 09:32 (seventeen years ago)

With an extra "City bankers, hedge fund managers etc." option which I suspect he will not include in his half-century.

A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Thursday, 9 October 2008 09:35 (seventeen years ago)

Don't click the Daily Mail link if you don't want to be choked up with rage. The thought that it's the product of a real living, breathing human being, as opposed to, say, a parody of a WWI general fills me with despair. There's even an attempt to rehabilitate Enoch Powell in there.

ecuador_with_a_c, Thursday, 9 October 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

As 2009 has dawned Westwood seems to have become boring again.

Endless plugs of the dreary new 50 Cent album and all the "naked hustle"/"hot chick" chat is turning into depressing self-parody.

He does tend to have his ups and downs as a broadcaster.

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 26 January 2009 11:23 (seventeen years ago)

But then he'll probably be forced off the airwaves soon anyway, because yet again it's all the fault of That Evil Music.

Someone high up really needs to tell the media to go fuck themselves but unfortunately it isn't going to be Mark Yellowbelly Thompson.

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 26 January 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1633/1246/320/DrudgeSiren.gif"...is turning into depressing self-parody."http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1633/1246/320/DrudgeSiren.gif

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 26 January 2009 11:35 (seventeen years ago)

not really. no more than he has been. its not his fault there isnt that much exciting for him to play. although i do still get hyped listening to his show. cant remember half the songs after its over, but hey.

hes better on the sunday night 1xtra show.

uk grime faggot (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 26 January 2009 14:08 (seventeen years ago)

better = funnier

uk grime faggot (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 26 January 2009 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

Agree about the 1xtra show but there's more than enough decent stuff around for him to play on the Saturday show if only he broke out/was allowed to break out of his comfort zone and stop playing just The Big Names. He needs to go South more, as the parlance goes.

Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 08:20 (seventeen years ago)

HEAVY HIT AFTER HEAVY HIT AFTER HEAVY HIT AFTER HEAVY HIT

"Two Ears" Laybelle (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 08:29 (seventeen years ago)

i like when grime mcs come on the 1xtra show and act like they think westwood is a complete nob and then take him too seriously when he starts teasing them...

uk grime faggot (titchyschneiderMk2), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4783/6050046.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 3 May 2009 15:47 (seventeen years ago)

damn

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

That's the Tesco in Edmonton, by the big Ikea.

zero learnt from nero (Neil S), Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

What do you think he needs all the bogroll for?

snoball, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

It was funnier when I thought it was two trolleys full of Tesco Value toilet paper.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

He needs it for his rims...

snoball, Sunday, 3 May 2009 16:14 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Westwood's twitter is quality lolz http://twitter.com/TimWestwood

Most recent entry: ladies free all nite - if you’re born a woman, look womanly or just mad effeminate - your free all nite.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

another favourite from today: plans for summer - sleep late, loose weight & sex on the first date.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 22 May 2009 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

Westwood might inspire me to finally get on this Twitter ting.

altho I only came here to repeat my statement of 27th Jan, tbh.

Jimmy Pursey Thrower (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 May 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

love Westwood livetwitting his hotel breakfasts

WAFFLES AT THE DOOR I'M GOING IN

PORRIDGE TOO RUNNY - BIG DISAPPOINTMENT BABY!

Lovely release! (sic), Saturday, 23 May 2009 00:36 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 23 May 2009 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

# Anybody seen Wiley?????
6:57 AM May 20th from web

uh-oh :(

# Wiley didn't turn up! Didn't even ring! How am I meant to feel about that? What does this mean for the future?
8:49 AM May 20th from web

oh, why you braek heart william? that's not a good look man!

# best answer from @benhuggy - maybe some girls wearing his Rolex and he has no idea what time it is!
9:00 AM May 20th from web

yay, westwood was shown a silver lining and learned to laugh again

Lovely release! (sic), Saturday, 23 May 2009 04:37 (seventeen years ago)

"Shout to Derby for the hot party last nite - made it back to London in time for mcDonalds breakfast."

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 23 May 2009 12:53 (seventeen years ago)

Wiley would be a great addition to the micro-blogging community come to think of it. Seem to remember some pretty fantastic "i'm retiring" spiel, badly spelled on a messageboard, posted from a New York hotel room at the middle of the night or something.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Saturday, 23 May 2009 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

PORRIDGE TOO RUNNY - BIG DISAPPOINTMENT BABY!

ROFL.

can someone keep updating this thread for us non twitterers?

jed_, Saturday, 23 May 2009 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

Wiley would be a great addition to the micro-blogging community come to think of it. Seem to remember some pretty fantastic "i'm retiring" spiel, badly spelled on a messageboard, posted from a New York hotel room at the middle of the night or something.

The best part of this was that he rescinded a day or so later, saying that he'd had to do it to discipline his label (Big Dada at the time I think?) and teach them a lesson, and the thread became a bunch of fans saying "er Wiley you probably shouldn't do this sort of thing in public, keep it off the internet you're just embarrassing yerself man" and him shouting back "AIR BLUD YOU DUN UNDERSTAND THE MUSIC BUSINESS SHUUT YA MOUTH GROWN FOLKS TALKING" and the like.

can someone keep updating this thread for us non twitterers?

HEAVY TWIT AFTER HEAVY TWIT AFTER HEAVY TWIT

National Condom Week – cover the candle

National Condom Week – every sword needs a shield

National Condom Week – I’m like Darth Vader - I rock a big helmet

National Condom Week – wear a latex or you might be getting that late text - the text that says she’s late

National Condom Week – don’t buss bare back - don’t catch nothing you can't throw back

National Condom Week – whether your wifey or a side piece lick the wrapper like a lollipop

National Condom Week – shout all my ladies who are head strong & even a little cock-eyed

National Condom Week – no glove, no love!

National Condom Week – hold on to your hat

National Condom Week – be like the NYPD - serve & protect

National Condom Week – ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex

National Condom Week – the only type of strap I pull out is a box of 3

good luck to all my students taking exams this week – hope you get the questions you want. hope you get revision done without stress

Lovely release! (sic), Sunday, 24 May 2009 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

Is that Wiley ringing my doorbell? 11:45 PM May 20th from web

Naw - Tesco delivery 11:46 PM May 20th from web

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 May 2009 07:15 (seventeen years ago)

just doin shit around the house - shout to all the house husbands7:36 PM Apr 22nd from web

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 May 2009 07:18 (seventeen years ago)

This is classic.

kr0p3r0m:a9ff (Pashmina), Sunday, 24 May 2009 08:28 (seventeen years ago)

Ladies I'm in Primark - do you want me to get you anything? Let me know 6 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:32 (seventeen years ago)

lovin' this guy's work...

wear a latex or you might be getting that late text (stevie), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:36 (seventeen years ago)

<3

jed_, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:40 (seventeen years ago)

# Oh shit - just said Swinden make some noise. I'm in Swansea3:54 PM Apr 29th from TwitterBerry

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:41 (seventeen years ago)

LOL

jed_, Sunday, 24 May 2009 12:59 (seventeen years ago)

# This queue is to long - I'm puttin your stuff back about 2 hours ago from TwitterBerry

Primark be busy!

carson dial, Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

I think this is the twitter page to make finally get tweeting.

I wanna be your toy boy (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

u can read it without twatting

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

really? even better.

I wanna be your toy boy (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 24 May 2009 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

But you can't shout out to Westwood unless you're a twatter!

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Monday, 25 May 2009 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

The urge to make some kind of "twat Westwood" is overwhelming...

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 09:19 (seventeen years ago)

"twat Westwood" joke, I mean

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

'Westwood is a Twat (allegedly)' isn't on youtube :(

a hoy hoy, Monday, 25 May 2009 09:39 (seventeen years ago)

snoball, Monday, 25 May 2009 09:42 (seventeen years ago)

TimWestwood Was I the only person who didn't watch the football? There was a good show on bbc1 about losin weight 19 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 28 May 2009 10:37 (seventeen years ago)

Other dj played mad mash ups - hate that. Confuse the fuck out of me - you don't know what's goin on. He's playin BIGGIE on Frank Sinatra

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 28 May 2009 10:47 (seventeen years ago)

i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 28 May 2009 10:50 (seventeen years ago)

"Is their a doctor on twitter - need to ask somethin personel"

worrying! :(

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Thursday, 28 May 2009 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label

But that album came out in 2005 and you were still repping him hard in January 2008

gaz vs zga (sic), Friday, 29 May 2009 01:03 (seventeen years ago)

Tell a friend to tell a friend to get on the Westwood twitter train - first stop happy town about 1 hour ago from TwitterBerry

"first stop happy town"??

"too worldly to compete on /b/" (King Boy Pato), Friday, 29 May 2009 11:02 (seventeen years ago)

TimWestwoodRadio 1 the place Westwood calls home like Castle Grey Skulls to He Man, like sewage system to Ninja Turtles, like gutters to crack heads.

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Friday, 5 June 2009 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

Woke up worryin about Wiley turnin up on Sunday. Of all people why did he make a song about wearing a watch - it makes no sense.

^ quality lollage

It's finally come out it was arranged for Em to teabag Bruno - but it went wrong as Em ended up rimming him! Don't be jealous

# Just walked into this club in Forest Gate to hang out & there's flyers with my name on sayin I'm playin there. Pissed!
9:13 PM May 30th from web

# And now the promoter's telling me some shit. F#@k it I'm gonna McDonalds for breakfast
9:21 PM May 30th from web

not sure if this one's a joke:

Blazin Squad in the buildin pre recordin for 1Xtra - any questions u wanna ask them?

other instrument (sic), Saturday, 6 June 2009 07:21 (seventeen years ago)

to continue on from the Wiley lols:

I'm a fuckin idiot for bookin Wiley - if you see me on the road shout 'WHY WESTWOOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!'

languid samuel l. jackson (jim), Sunday, 7 June 2009 16:08 (seventeen years ago)

Seems there was a big misunderstandin today - I was talkin about Jo Whiley at Radio 1 - I don't know the other artist one

other instrument (sic), Monday, 8 June 2009 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

his interviews with ciara and idis elba on saturday were quality. westwoods interviews>>>the music he plays.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

"i imagine tim is pretty confused by most of what's goin on in 2009 that isn't on the universal def jam label"

tim westwoods shows arent about the music anymore.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)

has any "independent lady" taken up tim's offer to "treat you at primark" yet?

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 8 June 2009 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

has he started taking it easy with the explosions? i wanted more of those on saturday. i dunno if tims just showing more of his humour or if hes got great producers behind him but he was seriously bringing the lols.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

personally i'd like him to play more music and newer more vital stuff not six months of stanky leg and do the halle berry.

does he have any gigs left other than the usaf bases?

Dingbod Kesterson, Monday, 8 June 2009 15:56 (seventeen years ago)

westwoods only as good as whoevers 'assisting' him. i dunno who he has sourcing stuff for him now. but yeah, theyre not doing the best job. his shows are really mish mashy these days - theres got to be other stuff out there worth playing. (i say theres got to be, cos i havent got the energy to sift through all the hip hop out there anymore, but there must be - i think he was playing jeezys put on on sat which is cool, but that tracks pretty old now).

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Monday, 8 June 2009 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

has any "independent lady" taken up tim's offer to "treat you at primark" yet?

# Ciara asked me to take her shoppin today her favourite shop is Top Shop but I suggested Primark. She hadn't heard of it but I'm tight.
about 16 hours ago from TwitterBerry

# just brought Ciara 7 pairs of shoes, 10 dresses, 3 bags and matching accessories - spent £112. Is that enuff to guarantee a jump-off?
about 14 hours ago from web

other instrument (sic), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

50 Cent'll be having a word with him then.

Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 08:20 (sixteen years ago)

Tim getting philosophical on the deep issues:

having bad day - what the f**k is up with me today? I can't of got outta bed on the wrong side cos my bed's up against a wall - so what's up

ghetto nanna (sic), Wednesday, 17 June 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

I really know how to get the good seats on Easy Jet - be the last on the first bus to the plane. Head for the second row of grey headrests.

about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry

jed_, Sunday, 28 June 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

Set the phone alarm wrong - got up far to early. Gone back to bed. Now the cleaner's arrived.

Tidying up so she can clean. Watchin her use the same cloth to clean every room is makin me feel like a victim.

I watchin her clean the kitchen floor with the same cloth - where is that goin to go next! I need to get a mop or something.

The only way she can clean the bedroom carpet is by goin to Carpet Warehouse

jed_, Sunday, 28 June 2009 12:29 (sixteen years ago)

There was charging €25 on the door & over a 1000 people turned up. Amazin people was payin that cos I'm really an £8 dj. My fees are goin up

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Monday, 29 June 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

ust landed Faliraki - with all these resorts I'm goin to this summer - I must lose my virginity. Praise the lord & live in hope.

the shock will be coupled with the need to dance (jim), Monday, 29 June 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Just finished rippin Club Ice in Aya Napia - lookin forward to the after party at Club Bed with DJ Pillow. Time to fall back baby.

surm? lol (sic), Friday, 17 July 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)

These all inclusive hotels mean you eat for 10 people cos its free food & I'm a greedy muthf#ka. If I was here for 2 weeks I'd explode & die
http://twitter.com/TimWestwood/statuses/2926428378

James Mitchell, Thursday, 30 July 2009 07:47 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

OH MY GOD HE'S THE NEW PETER SELLERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeRySTqLHvs

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Friday, 11 September 2009 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

He looks an awful lot like David Byrne in some of those shots.

MaresNest, Saturday, 12 September 2009 06:28 (sixteen years ago)

lege.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Saturday, 12 September 2009 08:00 (sixteen years ago)

actual lol at the security jobsworthwood

Young Scott Young (sic), Saturday, 12 September 2009 08:17 (sixteen years ago)

I wd fucking die for this man.

Nostalgie de la Bwoyee (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2009 10:44 (sixteen years ago)

TimWestwood Just passed Rolf Harris - damn! should've twitpic. 10 minutes ago from UberTwitter

Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 13 September 2009 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

Tonite Aberdeen Uni freshers party at Tiger Tiger. I'm goin in hard like the go in go hard brother that I am.

Went down to breakfast late & the chief had just thrown out the porridge! In Aberdeen & can't get no porridge! A devastating start to my day

These Scottish pound notes are confusing me. I'm keep ripping myself off givin away money!

I feel really sick about the Aberdeen University Freshers Party last nite After the gig I took the Loch Ness monster back to the hotel.

The only good thing about spending last nite at the hotel with Nasty Ness was that she had a long neck

calvin klein pee coat (sic), Sunday, 27 September 2009 06:38 (sixteen years ago)

Tonite Club Suju Swindon - come party with Westwood & I'll give you the flu. Then you really can say Westwood makes you sick.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 8 October 2009 15:27 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Got an Ikea flat pack - my most ambitious DIY project of all time. Its a desk! 11:41 AM Oct 21st from TwitterBerry

I have totally over-reached - I'm in serious trouble with this flat pack!!!!!! about 23 hours ago from web

the desk in my office is goin to be over 25 foot long!!!! it's goin to be a real powerful look!!! about 23 hours ago from web

these tools are useless - I'm talking about Matt who keeps loosing important bits about 23 hours ago from web

the floor can't be level about 23 hours ago from web

there must be bits missin from the flat pack - bastards! about 23 hours ago from web

has anyone in the central London got a set of allen keys? about 22 hours ago from web

go in go hard brother (Billy Dods), Thursday, 22 October 2009 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

heavy lol after heavy lol after heavy lol

The Velvet Undieground & RythNico-Fascist (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:00 (sixteen years ago)

how can anyone not love this man?

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 22 October 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

i dont think theres another presenter on 1xtra as compelling as westwood. they almost dont deserve him.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Friday, 20 November 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.poisontothemind.org/pics/2009/westwoodpants.jpg

an terror has occurred (sic), Saturday, 12 December 2009 10:46 (sixteen years ago)

oh i do hope those tim westwood elasticated absorbent dj trousers are real

surprised no one has posted this yet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODFM0JH5jLs&feature=player_embedded

NI, Monday, 14 December 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

ahahahaaaa

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 14 December 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

"It's dubstep, who cares" is the new "It's a pupppeeeettt"

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 14 December 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

Can't believe someone wanted to shoot this guy

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Monday, 14 December 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

"It's dubstep, who cares?!"

jed_, Friday, 18 December 2009 03:29 (sixteen years ago)

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/5198/51216847.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 22 December 2009 09:55 (sixteen years ago)

"i haven't danced for about ten years"
"that's why you make dubstep"

EXACKLY

Dean Gaffney's December (history mayne), Tuesday, 22 December 2009 10:30 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

this is classic.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Saturday, 23 January 2010 16:16 (sixteen years ago)


The Flavor Unit feat. Queen Latifah, 45 King, Apache, Double J and Lakim Shabazz "The Flavor Unit Assassination Squad"

Bobbito and I got hip to this record via the homie Tim Westwood in London who used to have what may have been the most progressive hip-hop show on earth in the late 80's. Because he was free to operate outside of the beef that had split NYC rap radio in the late 80's but also was very close to both Red and Marley (though closer to Marley who eventually would broadcast a version of In Control on his show in the UK), Tim would bless the airwaves with crazy exclusives and remixes, AND, influenced by his roots in 80's Jamaican and UK dancehall, was the first, and perhaps only, hip-hop personality to get all the hot emcees to re-record their hits with his name in them, sound-clash style. Many in the UK complained that Tim didn't support home-grown talent, but we sure didn't care, 'cause we'd frequently hear shit from his tapes first, sometimes to never be heard anywhere else. I'd have to confirm it with Aaron Fuchs, but I believe Tuff City only released this record after we played it on KCR from a cassette from Westwood's show. This record was HUGE for us in '90-'91.

― Stretch Armstrong.

zvookster, Saturday, 23 January 2010 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

people in the uk are always so ashamed of westwood.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Saturday, 23 January 2010 17:06 (sixteen years ago)

Nah, I think the nation's quite warmed to him in recent years.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Saturday, 23 January 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

of course. but they are still ashamed of him too despite that. just look at all the comments on youtube etc.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 24 January 2010 11:59 (sixteen years ago)

basically whenever tim westwood is mentioned someone will say "oh what a twat. he thinks he's black". None of these people have ever been anything when i mention how great his radio show was in the 80s and how pivotal he was in popularising (well to the extent that it is popular here) hip-hop in the UK.

open your shart to me (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:15 (sixteen years ago)

"anything but nonplussed" that was supposed to be.

open your shart to me (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:17 (sixteen years ago)

Mostly dickheads who don't like Hip Hop anyway tho. "Thinks he's black" usually followed by the W word usually followed by realisation that the person you're talking to is a nob.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

Mostly dickheads who don't like Hip Hop anyway tho

i.e. the great british public.

open your shart to me (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:20 (sixteen years ago)

Something else that's sad is I feel like back in the 1960s people expected DJs to be Characters, to have a big persona. Nowadays anybody who doesn't talk/act like some boring twat you know from work is looked on as being a freak.

Geoffrey Mujangi Bia-Curious (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:23 (sixteen years ago)

its mostly white people to be honest that are so ashamed. right across the board.

though of course black people do wonder 'wtf' too. though there its less to do with him acting 'black' then him acting american.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:46 (sixteen years ago)

"Something else that's sad is I feel like back in the 1960s people expected DJs to be Characters, to have a big persona. Nowadays anybody who doesn't talk/act like some boring twat you know from work is looked on as being a freak."

right. nowadays people like their djs to be inane, braindead, personality-less banalities like edith and reggie yates.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:47 (sixteen years ago)

Mostly dickheads who don't like Hip Hop anyway tho. "Thinks he's black" usually followed by the W word usually followed by realisation that the person you're talking to is a nob.

truth bomb

anyways when I'm chopped, dip always kicks my ass lol (stevie), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:53 (sixteen years ago)

anyone who likes hip hop* in the uk has to like/respect westwood on some level. i dont care what krs one said on their famous face off (though to be fair, at that time, people did think westwood was getting too myopic in what he played)

*and hilarity

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 24 January 2010 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

his on-radio build up to the Jay Z glastonbury show was awesome. genuinely made it all seem very exciting even to a floating Jay Z voter like myself.

piscesx, Sunday, 24 January 2010 13:14 (sixteen years ago)

the comment about jay-z not being able to dance when talking to chase and status was immense.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, 24 January 2010 13:48 (sixteen years ago)

have chase & status since commented on that interview at all?

NI, Thursday, 28 January 2010 10:56 (sixteen years ago)

anyone who likes hip hop* in the uk has to like/respect westwood on some level. i dont care what krs one said on their famous face off (though to be fair, at that time, people did think westwood was getting too myopic in what he played)

*and hilarity

― titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Sunday, January 24, 2010 12:56 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark

i can't remember this exactly, but didn't westwood win that battle? (against the ever-relevant krs-one, whose name sounds like a wack radio station.)

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Thursday, 28 January 2010 11:18 (sixteen years ago)

not sure. i think at the time people liked that krs 'brung it' to westwood cos he seemed to be getting a bit too satisfied about his status. i dont think tim won it, not really.

titchy (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 28 January 2010 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

ah, it's on youtubes. in six parts. not sure if i can be bothered.

free the charmless but occasionally brilliant Dom Passantino (history mayne), Thursday, 28 January 2010 11:22 (sixteen years ago)

Wasn't krs just v. drunk and lolsome and Westwood acting all calm and ignoring him? Dunno, its been a while since I listened to it. Not really a winner, except the listeners obv.

dumb mack maine follows (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 28 January 2010 11:22 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

TimWestwood

I'm sitting in a priority seat for the disabled. Not a good look but appreciate the extra leg room

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 21 March 2010 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

I'm in the Post Office in Norwich eating a sausage. 12:01 PM Apr 2nd via TweetGenius

Shit - its Good Friday! I shouldn't be eating a sausage. 12:27 PM Apr 2nd via TweetGenius
Where can I buy a fish sausage in Norwich? And why is queue so long to get my stamp on? 12:29 PM Apr 2nd via TweetGenius

James Mitchell, Saturday, 3 April 2010 13:22 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4ynfYg1yqs

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

<3

gif of 0:22-0:23 pls

it's all abt groups, like i was saying in the jerk thread a few days ago (sic), Friday, 16 April 2010 01:32 (sixteen years ago)

Ireland, June 1990, age 8. Not being able to fill in certain pages on your Panini album was, I imagine, very much like the feeling Bob Dylan had while recording Blood on the Tracks.

tonn nua (ecuador_with_a_c), Friday, 16 April 2010 02:11 (sixteen years ago)

No wait, too subtle

http://www.ibiblio.org/wm/paint/auth/munch/munch.scream2.jpg

tonn nua (ecuador_with_a_c), Friday, 16 April 2010 02:12 (sixteen years ago)

That advert = he truly our generation's Jimmy Saville.

James Mitchell, Friday, 16 April 2010 10:50 (sixteen years ago)

TimWestwood

Richard Blackwood in the building understand what's going down - 1Xtra

404s & Heartbreak (jim in glasgow), Monday, 19 April 2010 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://imgur.com/JXstE.jpg

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:05 (sixteen years ago)

Greatest Of All Time

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 14:07 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfGohvbsMy8

pollos da don (tpp), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

which brings us to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1269929/BBC-Radio-1-DJ-Tim-Westwood-YouTube-video-urging-festival-drug-taking.html

picture me needing a bonghit I said never (DJ Mencap), Friday, 30 April 2010 10:51 (sixteen years ago)

Hmm, wonder what that's about...

Mark G, Friday, 30 April 2010 11:20 (sixteen years ago)

Some tremendous racism in the Daily Mail comments along the lines of "How dare this white man act like a black?"

James Mitchell, Friday, 30 April 2010 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

also "how dare this old man act young"

went ham in a bad way (stevie), Friday, 30 April 2010 13:14 (sixteen years ago)

"how dare this man act"

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I'm a Viking! (sic), Friday, 30 April 2010 13:39 (sixteen years ago)

lol it is bangface for christ sake there is not going to be a single person in that room not on drugs regardless

one year at atp @ camber i was buying a drink in that hilarious pub and it was late and it was getting quite rowdy. one of the bar staff started making a fuss about how drunken it was getting only for one of the other staff to take him aside as say "listen mate i know you might thing this is bad...but you didn't work bangface" haha

pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:21 (sixteen years ago)

wtf is wrong with my spelling. been a long day sorry

pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 30 April 2010 16:32 (sixteen years ago)

^^ on drugs

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I'm a Viking! (sic), Friday, 30 April 2010 17:46 (sixteen years ago)

meow meow generation sorry

pollos da don (tpp), Friday, 30 April 2010 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

TimWestwood

Justed (sic) voted - Westwood for King!

Times New Excels At (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 6 May 2010 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PvEEFojupQ

No disre but maryanne hobbs is peng trust me (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

OFF THE MEAT RACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNC6gvV7J1c&NR=1

m@tt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

Every second in the first ad is gold. "Supersized, with gravy on the side!"

rhythm fixated member (chap), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, I helped with those.

double shyamalan (MaresNest), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

<3

gif of 0:22-0:23 pls

― it's all abt groups, like i was saying in the jerk thread a few days ago (sic), Friday, 16 April 2010 11:32 (1 month ago)

gif of 0:20-0:23 in the new one pls

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGv2N_fDkDs

James Mitchell, Sunday, 24 October 2010 09:06 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitpic.com/32d9l6

Truther Vandross (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 30 October 2010 23:18 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

i think my life just peaked

http://a.yfrog.com/img612/1563/8xozn.jpg

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 10:42 (fifteen years ago)

BOOM!

Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 April 2011 10:55 (fifteen years ago)

i saw tim walking up a street near where i was working a couple of weeks ago, with his tiny producer walking along side him. he seemed awesome, and he was carrying a table. it was massive.

i said, it was MASSIVE.

Republicans voiced concern about young pages hearing the word uterus (stevie), Thursday, 7 April 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

DROP THE BOMB

reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Thursday, 7 April 2011 22:47 (fifteen years ago)

:D <3 @ BOOM!

Ita Buttrock (sic), Thursday, 7 April 2011 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

Was assuming that was a sailing reference.

ridic beau (NickB), Friday, 8 April 2011 09:15 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6VPzg0dJU

Blowing things up etc

James Mitchell, Thursday, 2 June 2011 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

"Westwood will never represent the most oppressed sections of our society"

http://blogs.independent.co.uk/2011/06/03/tim-westwood-the-war-monger/

joe, Friday, 3 June 2011 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

A white journalist is complaining that another white man doesn't represent black music?

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:44 (fifteen years ago)

watching the odd future interview

what a fucking gobshite, shut up timmy.

jumpskins, Friday, 3 June 2011 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

remember when this thread was quoting quality lols from his twitter every day? RIP hilarity

all cats are gay (sic), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Westwood has been banished to the weekends, btw...

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 25 May 2012 15:53 (fourteen years ago)

this is terrible, westwood was belatedly born for drivetime :(

and to be replaced by that insufferable wanker charlie sloth to boot

r|t|c, Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:10 (fourteen years ago)

who's that german or half-german (iirc) r&b guy that's like a 3rd rate taio cruz/derulo clone, so anonymous i can't recall his name

anyway westwood had this poor unsuspecting bugger on the show a few months ago, half-assing it, asks him the regulation so who would you like to work with question

he replies "oh, usher, beyonce... i think it'd be great to do a song with [twinkle in the eye for the uk market] ed sheeran"

tim, suddenly: "that would be HORRIBLE! ohhh man! i would NEVER play that!"

<3

r|t|c, Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:21 (fourteen years ago)

lol otm

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:23 (fourteen years ago)

1Xtra is basically even more po-faced and anodyne than Radio 1 is the thing yeah? no personality or funniness allowed on air during the day.

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:25 (fourteen years ago)

wellll... i mean, there's only one tim. the likes of ace & vis (also dumped, happily) and twin b cast themselves as the troublemakers of radio or whatever, they are cheerfully harmless/annoying moreso than anodyne

daytime wasnt too bad, sarah jane crawford is a fun gal, trev nelson i won't hear a bad word about unless it relates to chelsea obv

as a station they've generally been on a really great roll in recent years and have rarely put a foot wrong it has to be said. complete transformation from the 2008 doldrums

r|t|c, Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:40 (fourteen years ago)

didn't realise Trevor Nelson was on daytime, no argument. when i do have it on for the music i find myself getting driven off by the DJs is the thing.

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:43 (fourteen years ago)

the aforementioned ace & vis were seemingly inescapable tbf, it was probably them you heard. or maybe gemma cairney with the vaguely slapped-arse demeanour

some of the weekend lot like nick bright and adele roberts idk much about, p sure "nick bright" is only going to be a faceless gimp tho

just going back to tim, must say he deserves credit (which he'll never get) for being pro-afrobeats way ahead of the current wave, he's the one that got me into it

r|t|c, Saturday, 26 May 2012 09:49 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

too old for the bbc now?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/23466305

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 26 July 2013 15:39 (twelve years ago)

basically. plus you can't really hold down a primetime slot playing exclusively hip hop

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:08 (twelve years ago)

how times have changed. The BBC and its attitudes to age (amongst other things) are a national disgrace

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:09 (twelve years ago)

is there any reason to assume that age is a factor in his show being cut, other than it being sort of in the news at the moment?

I was wearing a liturgy t shit and i noticed your liturgy tattoo (DJ Mencap), Friday, 26 July 2013 16:35 (twelve years ago)

isnt that the usual reason for kicking out dj's?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 26 July 2013 16:40 (twelve years ago)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/jul/26/radio-1-tim-westwood-leave-bbc


Radio 1's voice of hip hop, Tim Westwood, to leave BBC station

Departure after nearly 20 years comes during Saturday night shake-up, part of a drive to find a younger audience

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

the irony

The 55-year-old presenter joined Radio 1 in 1994, hired by the then controller Matthew Bannister to present the station's first rap show in a bid to attract a younger audience.

Now Westwood appears himself to have become the victim of a drive to find a younger audience, the latest in a number of changes on the station that saw long-running breakfast presenter Chris Moyles replaced by Nick Grimshaw.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

read that comments thread for talk of "fake" and "authenticity" rockism 101

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 26 July 2013 17:03 (twelve years ago)

four years pass...

https://s31.postimg.org/hb4c4kae3/C55695_F4-492_B-48_EA-_A154-_D0_A8_D58_F35_B1.jpg

The Times is really losing it.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 6 April 2018 21:15 (eight years ago)

Wait til somebody tells them about traveller boxing vids

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 April 2018 21:21 (eight years ago)

lol at their choice of pic

what’s the opposite of a dog whistle?

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 April 2018 21:28 (eight years ago)

This seems like a very quaint '89 vintage of outrage, they really are losing it!

calzino, Friday, 6 April 2018 21:36 (eight years ago)

Big Dog whistle.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Saturday, 7 April 2018 11:33 (eight years ago)

RIP u son of a bish

nashwan, Saturday, 7 April 2018 12:03 (eight years ago)

two years pass...

RIP Ty 💛 thank you for calling out Tim Westwood’s predatory behaviour. pic.twitter.com/RO2P1AZmeh

— machine gun Kele (@kelechnekoff) June 21, 2020

calzino, Sunday, 21 June 2020 23:54 (five years ago)

Mad isn’t it that some people think Tim Westwood, a 62 year-old man who’s been dressing like this for decades, is a fucking deviant. All the signs were there, yet they went ignored, why? pic.twitter.com/GL1nm0WZAo

— Steven Stewart (@SteveStewartLLM) June 21, 2020

calzino, Sunday, 21 June 2020 23:57 (five years ago)

not really an incisive post, but no denying he looks like the consummate bbc pedo here!

calzino, Monday, 22 June 2020 00:03 (five years ago)

@TimWestwood you’re disgusting, a grown ass man sexually coercing a SIXTEEN year old girl to your flat and serving her alcohol @TimWestwood pic.twitter.com/JynYxDBWeh

— GG YOUNGGIRL🤍. (@bshawty8) June 20, 2020

calzino, Monday, 22 June 2020 00:26 (five years ago)

Tim Westwood ≠ AWESOME

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 00:45 (five years ago)

Hate to do it but...

That advert = he truly our generation's Jimmy Saville.

― James Mitchell, Friday, 16 April 2010 10:50 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 00:49 (five years ago)

Oh look, Tim Westwood is trending again. Remember when Rodney P (🐐) made it clear that we've all known he's a wrong 'un for a long time? pic.twitter.com/Np8aB9H8vl

— nwoƚɘʞɒlᙠ (@blktwn) June 22, 2020

calzino, Monday, 22 June 2020 10:17 (five years ago)

By the looks of this thread *A LOT* of ppl didn't know that!

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 June 2020 10:35 (five years ago)

I honestly can't bring myself to read too much of this thread.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 10:56 (five years ago)

westwood ...oh

Boris the Spreader (NickB), Monday, 22 June 2020 10:57 (five years ago)

one month passes...

Westwood has been accused in the media of giving false statements about his age and background. In 2000, at the age of 43, Westwood insisted to a Guardian journalist that he was aged 27.[31]

treeship., Friday, 14 August 2020 03:34 (five years ago)

this is pretty good. i don't know much about the guy but came across his wikipedia page and found this.

treeship., Friday, 14 August 2020 03:35 (five years ago)

three years pass...

Dj Tim Westwood has reinvented himself as a chef. pic.twitter.com/vcpTOqYi5C

— Scarcity News (@ScarcityStudios) April 19, 2024

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 20 April 2024 20:57 (two years ago)

AWESOME

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 20 April 2024 21:07 (two years ago)

Yes yes

Ethinically Ambigaus (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 22 April 2024 09:50 (two years ago)


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