ILX Pre-Covers LULU I and II -- When The Realms of Loutallica's Reality Were Breached

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1. Brandenburg Gate -- tylerw
2. The View -- Gypsy Chips
3. Pumping Blood -- Pleasant Plains
4. Mistress Dread -- Ars Lulrich
5. Iced Honey -- charlie h
6. Cheat On Me -- Matthew Mathieu
7. Frustration -- Blue Weather Ghosts
8. Little Dog -- Matt H3lg3son & Chris B3singer feat. Dottie
9. Dragon -- HI DERE
10. Junior Dad -- Virgin Killer

Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?90z3w0ic284sw9i

SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/ilxprecoverslului/sets/ilx-pre-covers-lulu-i

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1. Brandenburg Gate -- Le Bateau Ivre
2. The View -- Theoretically Lou Reed and Metallica
3. Pumping Blood -- n/a
4. Mistress Dread -- Fügügüffü
5. Iced Honey -- da croupier
6. Cheat On Me -- AlXTC
7. Frustration -- snoball
8. Little Dog -- Confounded
9. Dragon -- Therapist Sweater/J3ff T.
10. Junior Dad -- Sean Carruthers

Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?mtn5dp56w5cht7d

SoundCloud: http://soundcloud.com/ilxprecoversluluii/sets/ilx-pre-covers-lulu-ii

How this came about:

Lou Reed/Metallica Collabo Anticipation Thread

ILX pre-covers LULU -- the Lou Reed/Metallica album

Enjoy!

Oh yeah and the press release:

--

It's not surprising, but what is surprising? Indeed, what is surprise? What is? What isn't?

The future is in regard to the past, the present is of the moment, that which is of now. And now is not now yet, but now will yet be, and the now is of that moment so anticipated that when the now is achieved, it will have already been. A moment before the moment occurring, yet in that moment, which is and is not.

LULU, the great work. Within a realm that is real, a reality, and yet beyond those limits. Something yet nothing, for nothing is real, it is nothing to get crunk about. It is everything, and so, the response.

But not the response, the presponse.

Rock (and yet, why just rock?) is ingested here, pre-chewed, unrealized, reified. Its potency defies fertility, not defines it, for limitation is not of this essence.

The words, they were unknown, yet they barked, a canine grace in a feline aperture of a rodential body of an insectoid dream. The acoustic stared at the multiple. Hello, acoustic, we did not see you sitting there.

THE VOICE!

Inscribed onto a genetic code of fragmented realization, a UPC of marketing that which can't for it was and isn't and will be. We had to laugh.

It mirrored, it was one, then two, a dual strand, a single fusion, a unique gathering, a shattering of elements, a ten a twenty a nothing an infinity.

Our morality was a modernity, a ship not steered but flung into the heavens as by an outraged god, turned into a constellation of dark matter. A rough beast, belching towards Cleveland.

ILX Pre-Covers LULU.

Between bot and objection. Slime is the mire in which we turn. Cannot the wisdom of confusion bake your dome?

--D. Not-Icke-Not-Fricke

Fantastic, Ned !

haha such an amazing concept. i think this is going to keep me very preoccupied for the next week or so.

I knew this all sounded familiar.

http://www.luluandjunior.com/about.php

Serious question: is Pleasant Plains actually Lou Reed?

omg the house piano on Brandenburg Gate

tyler you are killin me

haha

first half of AlXTC's cheat on me is very nice!

and i think he pulls off the walk on the wild side doo doos better than me. they're actually kind of hard.

Matt and Chris's "Little Dog" is genuinely cool and groovy.

Thanks!

iTunes genre tag = "Everything". Stoked for the madness!

It couldn't be limited to any one thing. 'Everything' it was.

Lou Reed: “I am large, I contain multitudes.”

"I am Lulu, I contain Metallica"

honestly cannot wait to listen to this

well the first two songs are aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamazing. srsly <3 you guys.

omgggggggg tyler

omg pumping blood.

tyler this is like irl good music

kind of think a lot of this is irl good music!

wth at mistress dead

this record is blowing my mind yall

can i vote for it in the eventual 2011 poll?

uh-oh, i just caused a scene in the office.

http://annies-eats.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hostess-cupcakes.jpg

a lot of this music is pretty #based imo

Fell off chair laughing at Tyler's "I made Metallica cry"... aaaaaand cue disco beats!

pp I got really lazy at the end and just thought to myself "what does lou really want out of life, what do we all want"

oh my god. tyler's.

I kept a straight face until that line broke me.

Digging "Pumping Blood" - II. Can't spell Can without n/a.

Iced Honey 1 IS MUH JAM.

I'm really surprised how good each track segues into another; none of you heard each others when making it right?

I wish I knew how to actually play instruments/make music I am kind of in awe of you dudes and I'm only on track two of vol 1

some of this is legit amazing.

don't care if I liveblog every track but pump pump pump pump pump pump pump

Da Croup's "Iced Honey" is really making me hope this gets Spotifyed.

omg mo's on pumping blood

Guys, I have so much work to do today, but I can't stop listening to this. Currently on the Hawaiian guitar-like segment of "Mistress Dread." This is making me happier than a new Residents record.

So much so that I have a new screen name.

damn, aixtc. you're gonna make me start otm'ing like hoos here.

Tyler's was just SO FUCKING PERFECT as the first song. First time I heard these as they came in I was just fucking floored. Floored by all of them, really!

Da Croup's "Iced Honey" is really making me hope this gets Spotifyed.

I was hoping someone else would single out this one; I love the complete contrast between the two halves.

I could say this about a lot of these, but snoball's making me happy this thing's in stereo.

I'm sure this is causing some serious thinking in the Loutallica camp

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/11570-photo_lou_reed_taken_week_imagin_today_s_musicians_aura_60_s.jpg

I am on song 6 vol. 1 and I don't even know what to single out anymore good job everyone, proud of u

I'm really surprised how good each track segues into another; none of you heard each others when making it right?

As far as I know, no -- they all just arrived as they did. Gotta say that ILX comps are pretty stellar for always having some actual variety to them.

snoball's "Frustration" is another favorite; his "Get On Your Boots" for the U2 one is an all time classic and this is not far off.

do you guys think this will be how the irl lou reed and metallica react to their lulu

"Wow, Kirk. I didn't know you actually knew how to play the guitar."

lol at tyler's brandenburg gate, nicely done

Sean's "Junior Dad" on Soundcloud looks like a fucking missile about to blow up my cubicle.

YOU NEVER HAD A LITTLE DOG

I won't be able to hear this until late tonight but I'm mad stoked. Sounds so awesome.

i was having a kind o shitty day until i heard this. and i still have more than an albums worth to go.

ty ilx for making me :D

Charlie H or Scottie W?

haha, my agenda was just to croon through that song in a voice that wasn't my natural one. only afterwards did i make the SW connection.

Was definitely hearing that, like something from "Tilt" maybe...

probably subliminal. i do love me some scott.

And did you say you did that with improvised lyrics, Charlie? That's kinda amazing!

yeah, improvised lyrics in one take. initially i intended it as a practice run, but it ended up summing up what i set out to do.

iced honey to-do list

1) Create new planetary system - Check

turned out amazing!

It is incredibly hard to improvise for 11 minutes, because halfway through you realize that you're only halfway through.

damn "frustration" is a great Neu! song!

who did the 2nd song on first comp?

Jack Battery-Pack

It is incredibly hard to improvise for 11 minutes, because halfway through you realize that you're only halfway through.

I was going to do add in more vocals on my song but realized very quickly that I wasn't really going to put together 11 minutes of coherent singing on the fly, so I just sang an ooh and a catch phrase, pitch-shifted them for the second half and called it a day.

The second phrase was me going "oh shit, half of this is in D-minor and half is in C-minor, how am I getting from one to the other...? INTERLUDE"

listening to dragon now! great...this does flow pretty well from song to song

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~woah junior dad I guitar freak out~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just started on this - tyler, you're a genius.

im really kinda glad that y'all held back on guitar freakouts until the end to make it seem even more fucking insane, you know

i'm looking forward to listening to this while i am bored at work in a few hours!

vol 1 is the first whole album I've sat down and listened to all the way through in a long ass time

dying at J3ff's Dragon lyrics... baby baby dragon dragon maybe reality is a dragon

holy crap, Charlie H's "Iced Honey." That was AMAZING.

Listening to this album reminds me of hanging out in the ILX outloud.FM room.

i honestly like every song so far as irl music

one thing this really hammers home though...i mean...the real album is going to be so...fucking...endless...it's gonna be a test of wills omg

Gypsy Chips is pretty awesome. PP is hilarious - is that the PP/SS offspring in the background?

I have to say, I think that ILM really upped their game from the U2 collection for this one.

YOUTUBE ASSAULT INITIATED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUM3c0Q518A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfuDTJlipyM

(if anyone wants me to add proper credits/links in the info let me know)

ah shit did i already fuck up

ok fixed

omg better than enter sandman!
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minister of information gr8080

What the hell is happening in this Mistress Dread? Slide guitar and hammering.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~woah junior dad I guitar freak out~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Actually it's violin if you mean the solo, kind of a VU / Cale nod plus I needed to fill out the time quite frankly.
Will listen to all these over the weekend when I'm at work and near the computer with proper speakers, can't wait!

g8080 plz release my view as "behind the scenes studio version" or something

matt yours was incredible btw

xp - which one - mine or crut's?

i guess it was violin! either way kudos man, you are a genius.

aaaaaaaaaaaand the colored girls go

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

lou still has it!
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after hearing vol 1. I am wondering why I haven't heard of any of a lot of you as musicians w/ albums or something, I mean I understand why, but c'mon

Yours, sarahel. It is an astounding mindfuck. I love it.

is that the PP/SS offspring in the background?

― emil.y, Wednesday, October 12, 2011 3:37 PM Bookmark

Sunny and Beeps were out of town last week, and the boy came wandering in while I was doing the vocals. He and Lou got along, but Jamez kinda scared him.

You can also hear him setting off the cordless phone's intercom pager in the other room during the verses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA7NiNjEORE

xp - the hammering must be the efx on the drums.

just yrs alot sarahe1

virgin killer is really zoning me out

honestly this is better than lots of psych/freakout stuff that gets released in like vinyl pressings of 25 and instantly costs 100 on ebay

also major thanks to Loutallica PR champ, gr8080!

I still can't get over how completely perfect tylerw's song is as an opening track.

xp: SARAHEL OTM

secret treasure of all of this may be the ned videos in gr80's channel

i'm worried we're a little late to the game w/ the fake loutallica uploads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbVScdtEOsc&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Daann3r3e98&feature=related

...but that doesn't mean we cant CHANGE THE GAME AMIRITE

ok i gotta get on a conf call - will upload the rest later

gr80 are you leaking both albums to youtube?

secret treasure of all of this may be the ned videos in gr80's channel

Yeah I was noticing all that and thinking "Jeez, don't you have any other videos!"

Funny thing is my folks are visiting Hawaii again right now.

gr8080 is doing the lord's work, if this ends up w/us getting sued by metallica and lou reed i think that would be an amazing outcome

ILX: the new Napster??

LOU REED METALLICA PUMPING BLOOD LEAKED LULU BASED 2011 AWESOME CHILDREN CRYING UNRELEASED REMIX KILLER

gr8080 +1

Wow! brilliant work so far, and super enjoyable. Just starting Vol.2 now, will be chewing on all this for quite a while I think.

Matt, bit of a Branca/Chatham feel there, like it!

Um, is there going to be a 'where can i find a l34k for loutallica thread?' or would that be uncool/unwise?

oops that doesn't make sense

is there anyway we can easily boost the yt views? i feel we need it to get tons more for it to mean something

Pleasant Plains sounds like Harry Dean Stanton on his song <3

started vol 2 but obv wanted to skip ahead to the other "little dog", love it...there's a certain unity to our little dog and confounded's that i like

both Little Dogs are standouts.

^^^^^^ otm

"while you're at it, check out loureed.com"

OTM

I feel like we should all go back to our tracks/songs and add in loureed.com taglines a la Missy Elliot

"while you're at it, check out loureed.com"

― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 2:11 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i feel like we need to exploit the syncronicity of one of ilx's own being named the senior editor of Spin.

On the first 'Little Dog' now - this is inspired.

iatee should tumble this too

regretting not putting the "DAMN SON, WHERE'D YA FIND THIS?" drop in my track

gr80 are you leaking both albums to youtube?

― Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 10:58 AM (25 minutes ago)

of course!

DO NOT WAKE THE DRAGON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQkN4SHOHd0

i feel like we need to exploit the syncronicity of one of ilx's own being named the senior editor of Spin.

― sarahel, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 22:19 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait, what? who?

Whiney!

i just googled-- wow!

confounded did something really special

oh man, yay whiney!

i mean, geez, there are songs involving dogs!!!

the little dogs are stunning really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mojx0njQXiM

Charlie, your "Iced Honey" is really, really great

my wife is going to be so annoyed when I start blasting this at her

("this" being both albums, not any particular track)

my wife is going to be so annoyed when I start blasting this at her

― do not wake the dragon (DJP), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 22:32 (4 seconds ago) Bookmark

posts that should be in iltmi

ha

"while you're at it, check out loureed.com"

many thanks DJP! and to jeff and others as well upthread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69JFZ-Uuym4

man vol 2 is great so far! up to mistress dread 2 which is eating my brain...people really outdid themselves...

haha i had to go to the website to double check if da croupier's lyrics were original or the actual lyrics

i am genuinely flattered by that

everyone went ham on this IMO

y'all are talented mofos

otm, really impressed by everyone's stuff! should there just be an ongoing ILX band?

I don't think the world is ready for that.

like, for 2012 we could record 12 albums, one each month!

THINK ABOUT IT

gr80 <3

xp DJP OTM

it's too bad there's only a momentous album like lulu or no line on the horizon every so often

such a shame that joss stone damian marley mick jagger thing happened the same time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU3j6ZlrN5Q

thank god Radiohead and Five For Fighting are still making momentous albums

xposts

I don't think the world is ready for that.

― Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Wednesday, October 12, 2011 11:48 AM (1 minute ago)

iirc we just created a new planetary system so

Oh damn, you're right. Carry on, then.

In an interview in the summer with a German tattoo magazine, Wes Borland revealed that Limp Bizkit's seventh studio album "will sound like 'Bring It Back,'" referring to a song from Gold Cobra.[36] Borland also revealed, in a different interview, that the band are writing new material while touring on their Gold Cobra Tour.[37]

2011 Everlast - Songs of the Ungrateful Living

* Released: October 18, 2011
* Label: Martyr Inc./EMI
* Format: CD, DI

On May 25, it was announced that Roth's second studio album would no longer be called The Spaghetti Tree.[18] His song with Akon titled "Last Man Standing" is featured on the soundtrack to Madden NFL 12. In an interview with Rikki Martinez of Power 106 he announced he will be releasing a mixtape titled Paps & Jazz and revealed the title of his upcoming second album, Is This Too Orange?.[19]

Morrissey has stated that he has completed a 660-page autobiography which he intends to offer to publishers.[71]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S30QSj5BxMI

isn't the van halen reunion coming soon?

In June 2011, Slash began pre-production on his second solo album;[42] he plans to begin recording in October.[43] The album, which will be a collaboration with his touring band mates Myles Kennedy, Todd Kerns, and Brent Fitz,[43] is slated for release in March or April 2012.[42]

My vote is for Van Halen.

In an August 2010 interview, Dr. Dre stated that an instrumental album titled The Planets is in its first stages of production; each song being named after a planet in the Solar System.[87]

dibs on Uranus

think i'd need a whole new alimentary system for that

dre is gonna be pissed when someone tells him about holst

Major league lols at The View #2

August 24, 2006, his official website announced that he had signed with Jive Records in a deal worth $1.5 million.[1] An album to be called The Nacirema Dream ("American" spelled backwards) was planned.[4]

"On May 25, it was announced that Roth's second studio album would no longer be called The Spaghetti Tree."

lol

I am hooked on AIXTC's 'Cheat On Me'. It is insanely good

In June 2011, Madonna's manager, Guy Oseary, took to his Twitter page to confirm that Madonna would begin recording her twelfth studio album the following month.[213] Later, Madonna confirmed during the premiere of W.E that the album would be out by spring of 2012, with a new single preceding it in February.[214]

maybe this should be a seperate thread on its own

Guys, guys, when it comes, we will know. No need to force it.

for any other album that you guys do I can make a real song or w/e, for this one I was ashamed to tell my friends who I make music w/ so the only way I even got the guitars was by walking down the hall to my friends place and saying "yo play some guitar for a min", recording it, and then leaving

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pvZjyh0XFY

itt we discuss records ilx could potentially cover in the future

i'm in the middle of uploading "Junior Dad" and my office mates are starting to ask me... "is your internet going really slow? mine is."

lol

So AIXTC, are you in a band, recording? Because if not, you should man

Crüt killing it with ominous drone.

getting kind of a T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ vibe from j3ff t's spoken word

(this is a compliment)

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:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQkCk6x3fF0

I AM THE DOG! I AM THE DOG! WHOOOOO!

ok that's vol 1.

will do vol 2 after lunch meeting

ppl should tweet + fbook these

Hey I was doing that earlier. Not with this iteration of it, obv.

when I get home I'm going to make a list of every Garageband loop/instrument I used in my track and post it

Love Sean Carruthers' 'Junior Dog' btw. Subaquatic bliss until you wake up and find yourself in the middle of a nightmare

lol junior dog

here's my production notes:

Little Dog Vol. 1

recorded in Protools

synth: Yamaha PSS-680 (http://www.sonicstate.com/synth/yamaha_pss680/)

bass: fender jazz (mexican, early 1990s)

guitar - fernandez travel guitar - w.custum Um Jammer Lammy paintjob (promotional item from Sony) pictured top:

http://www.bunnyears.net/lammy/doublelammy.jpg

drum machine - alesis sr-16

vocals/lyrics - chris b3s1nger

music - myself

guest vocals: dottie, the cairn terrier

piano and dog vocals recorded at home w/handheld olympus dm-20 digital recorder

after listening to both I gotta say nothing beats tyler's opening track

AlXTC's is very pretty, btw.

Uhm yeah I meant Junior Dad hehe... when opposites align...

AlXTC's is very pretty, btw.

― emil.y, Thursday, October 13, 2011 12:26 AM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark

YES! It's fantastic.

my production notes

the view vol 2

recorded in audacity w/ computer mic

guitar: some guitar my friend has, who unknowingly played music for this bullshit

percussion:

http://knockoffs.olya.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/stackablechair_ikea.jpg

my production notes:

- Roland Juno 60
- Fruity Loops
- Youtube
- The spirit of Loutellica

Haha, I forgot that snoball's was one of my favourites from the Sciento_Ogy comp - love that vocal style.

my production notes:

My parents' Mac
Boredom

I AM THE DOG

What does it mean... to be a dragon?

ding screwed and dong chopped

ok i think Cheat On Me II may be my favourite song of the year, legit.

Done now. I heartily applaud every one of you.

finally starting to listen to this and only heard the first track of vol.I so far. I won't say anything that hasn't been said already but tylerw, this is so good !!
I actually laughed with surprise and joy when the beat came in !
I also like the idea that the "doo doos" appear here and there along the journey through the Lulus...
so excited to listen to all the rest !

thank you so much guys for the nice comments on my track !
Le Bateau Ivre, no I'm not a recording artist nor am I in a band. my heart belongs to the ILX band !
going to bed and let Lulu take me to sleep, now...

"He's pumping blood!"
-Unreleased Ian Curtis outtake

is there anyway we can easily boost the yt views?
Leak to Metal Injection.

Mine was created entirely in GarageBand using 3 external samples (the crowd screams, the crackling flames and the sirens), four recorded vocal loops (one 8-measure "dooo", "DO NOT WAKE THE DRAGON" and the two-part harmony on the transitional phrase) and the following GarageBand loops/instruments/samples:

Servo Movement 01
Servo Movement 02
Electro Static Accent 03
Electro Static Accent 02
Ominous Dancefloor
Race Car Drive By
Club Dance Beat 004
Forest Evening
Club Dance Beat 003
Funky Electric Guitar 03
Funky Electric Guitar 07
Cartoon Chipmunk
Elec Piano
Bongo Groove 01
Tambourine 04
Tambourine 07
Slamming Metal Lid
Small Child Giggle
Evolving Atmosphere 01
Dance Floor Pattern 30
Dance Floor Pattern 41
Club Dance Beat 012
Effected Drum Kit 04
Spacey Electric Piano 02
Bongo Groove 02
Bongo Groove 04
Club Dance Beat 012
Volcano Erupting
Dinosaur Growl
Effected Beat 02
Chordal Synth Pattern 16
Distorted Finger Bass 01
80s Dance Bass Synth 05
Ambient Beat 01
Growling Animal
Deep Electric Piano 01
Synth Array 14

da croupier -- will you bless this mess?:
http://k003.kiwi6.com/hotlink/yzbjspnk8e/icedhockey2.mp3

"Pumping Blood" (I.)

Guitar: Squier Strat (electric)
Bass: Ibanez SST (acoustic) & Fender Jazz (electric)
Drums: Tré Cool series set
Effects: BOSS BR-532 4-track
Mic: BOSS & Shure SM58

Sample taken from Some Kind of Monster, Paramount (2004)
Vocals: Lewis Allan Reed & James Alan Hetfield

da croupier -- will you bless this mess?:
http://k003.kiwi6.com/hotlink/yzbjspnk8e/icedhockey2.mp3

The original remains the original, the pure unfettered statement from my soul through Lou's continuum. But all variations on theme will be at mercy of nature, not of myself.

Basically, what God allows to happen to my art, I will accept.

"Junior Dad" (1)

USA Fender Strat through a Fender Twin, via Holy Grail reverb pedal
Floor tom & snare
Harmonium - can't remember the make offhand
Violin - some piece of shit someone left at the studio I work in, only 3 strings cos I broke one and can't be bothered to figure out how to put a new one on. Played through Boss Blues Driver, MXR Distortion+ and Pearl AD-08 analog delay
MiniMoog (pasted in from an unused drone track I had lying around)
Vocals - through all the above named pedals
Lyrics - MR LOU REED

"Basically, what God allows to happen to my art, I will accept."
if only lars was as gracious! (goes to autotune lars)

"Iced Honey" (2)
Voice
Acoustic Guitar
YouTube
Audacity
The Other Kind Of Audacity

finally getting to flip around the tracks and holy cow this is a trip. Hope to give the entire pair a go-round later tonight and see if it magically syncs up to a game of Lego Batman.

seriously feeling the 4AD guitar on "Iced Honey" (1)

mistress dread (1)
drums - me
hawaiian guitar - some 78 that i downloaded
vocals - me, lars ulrich
audacity

inspirations: miranda july, hipster puppies, jameson's whiskey

"Frustration" (I)

gf: vocal
me: various and assorted GarageBand loops and this...

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6118/6230943395_8fb90cfacc_m.jpg

inspirations: "It's A Fast Driving Rave Up With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes," Neu!, chronic lack of sleep, incredulity at horror of Loutallica, pressure to get it done in time, conclusions that most folks would probably be appropriating more direct Lou/Metallica references so go with something that is neither Lou nor Metallica: jet-propelled motorik.

guest vocals: dottie, the cairn terrier

dottie deserves a special treat after that virtuouso performance!

a youtube comment for little dog (I):

"where did you get this?

Samsonite673 2 hours ago"

r u sure its not a prank or a fake or something?!
wtf got into metallica to get with reed to begin with ?!.......
i was looking forward for this but now im not so sure

confounded's little dog is incredible!!

Whoa doggie, it looks someone has already posted some of it to Demonoid.

crüt's Mistress Dread is great -- i like the way the vocals are mixed and effected a lot

glad yall like little dog. my songwriting buddy was like "this is a whole new side of you" and i was like oh yikes.

That made for a surprising start for sure.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 6:50 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:)

― Confounded, Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:20 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Loutallica is all about surprising starts!!

― Confounded, Wednesday, September 21, 2011 3:23 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

snoball's frustration is really catchy!

now listening to the two Little Dogs playing at the same time -- everyone should do this!

virgin killer's junior dad is "the jam"

A good chunk of my inspiration was Faithless, specifically "Insomnia" and how they structured this long song as two distinct but related halves, the first being more static deep house and the second being more aggressive with more melodic variation; also on Sunday we sang an anthem in church with a bunch of ridiculous key changes, which solved my problem of how to escalate into the second half climax.

VOL 1 YOUTUBES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUM3c0Q518A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfuDTJlipyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RA7NiNjEORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQkN4SHOHd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mojx0njQXiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69JFZ-Uuym4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU3j6ZlrN5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S30QSj5BxMI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pvZjyh0XFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQkCk6x3fF0

VOL 2 YOUTUBES

VOL 2 YOUTUBES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SLf1XcIXAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaEOMPQ0Xo0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7PH3H3i1TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ic-2szz9l8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDORoGu9Vl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFAGqdFP2KE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5hp68KALwk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHmgGAIUM0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbR5BqmdkSU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkBUJKjSBY

oh my god you heroes

metallica knows what they're doing....this has lou written all over it
lewisdfl 2 hours ago

^^^same guy on a diff video:

this isn't the real song....in case people were actually wondering
lewisdfl 1 hour ago

this has gotta be a demo right?
Samsonite673 4 hours ago

who's beshortcuts ?

where did you get this?
Samsonite673 5 hours ago

oh shit i love n/a's Pumping Blood! trying to think what it reminds me of

love the end (like last 2 min) of crut's track
sometimes n/a's guitar reminds me of erkin koray in this song, always a good thing

so far i love them all, honestly -- so many varieties of weird
i'm not done listening yet, but you are all an inspiration
thanks for making these songs

I AM THE DOG!

AROOOOOOOOO!

36,000 followers:
https://twitter.com/#!/fansofmetallica/status/124254233338974208

fuck dude this beyond anything i expected. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

robk10003 1 hour ago

yesssssss

xpost

love you all

YES

therapist sweater & jeff's dragon is hilarious! A great one-two with the confounded little dog

major lol @ raiders of the lost ark theme!

it would be a major lol if it ended w/"stop draggin my heart around"

fflaneur has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - JUNIOR DAD - LEAKED TRACK - LULU 2011:

Lou did a rough version of this at BAM with Laurie Anderson

http://connernetwork.com/

haha!!

is that whole blog written by a spam bot?

my faith in mankind has been restored.

Lugging an abundance of instrumental showcases for every album musician, the vocals expresses are fantastic.A psychological ride sets out to take shape around the album, much more stylish songs, arousing just as before on setting the beat.

^otm

put that on yr cv

n smoke it

while you're at it check out loureed.com

the funniest part is the additional "...little dog" after the website shout out

HOW DO YOU DOWNLOAD FROM YOUTUBE? BEFORE ITS TAKEN DOWN

robk10003 2 hours ago

DID THIS WHOLE ALBUM LEAK? HOLY SHIT

robk10003 3 hours ago

THIS IS BEYOND REAL. ICED HONEY YOU ARE THE ONE

robk10003 3 hours ago

haha

is this even a real song?!.......

almuammarf 7 hours ago in playlist More videos from gr8080

ICED HONEY YOU ARE THE ONE

Hey Matt - loving this page

OOPS

have the other pre-cover projects spread this far this fast before?

You just know, right?

You just know, that..

Lou is going to be very

(publicly)

pissed.

he will actively despise us

I'm still waiting for the indignant Lou fans to turn up on Youtube comments, seems to be all Metallica so far

are people actually posting these comments that aren't - you know - socks?

'Frustration' (II)
Recorded in REAPER.

• 'Strat' guitar put together from licensed Fender parts
• Marshall MS-2 amp
• homemade Atari Punk Console type circuit through a lowpass filter
• piezo contact mic taped to cardboard sheet
• SM57 mic
• samples: Moog Opus 3, Farfisa organ, Yamaha drum kit, Yamaha PSS-270, Yamaha PSS-790, Cheetah Specdrum, Soundblaster 1024 Choir preset, Silverlit V-Beat electronic toy 'guitar', BBC Micro
• VSTs: Synth1

i am beshortcuts

Should these ILM threads about this be deindexed, or do we care?

Why would we not want these threads accessible to LouZoomers

But does Lou still look like Joe Piscopo?

i finally got a chance to start listening to this for real on my commute today, only 4-5 songs in but they are all good. the part in sarahel's song where lars starts talking for the first time startled me, it sounded like the guy standing in front of me on the train was talking really loudly about hawaiian shirts.

I AM THE DOG! AROOOOOOOOO!

― ⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 13 October 2011 04:56 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hit play on random track, and heard this part. genuine laugh out loud in the office

proper good.

Man, each one is so great in its own way. Just heard "Frustration" (II) and love how the song-length demand takes it from being this little new-wave song into a whole other thing.

It's been a blast seeing everyone's reactions to all this over the last 24 hours -- this was really great fun to coordinate and anticipate, and getting the sneak preview as I went = even better. I have a bit of a bug now and really want to do something like this again!

Thanks for getting this together so quickly, Ned. The turnaround was crazy fast!

YOU NEVER HAD A LITTLE DOG youneverhadalittledog

This was what I enjoyed about doing ILX3, it was like christmas getting all the music from so many different styles and places.

xxpost -- You're welcome! I figure with precover stuff like this you have to aim to beat the inevitable leak and just keep gently nagging until it's all done. It was a window of about a month so that worked!

Yeah that crazy, crazy variety is just such a gift. You can't plan for it but it always seems to happen!

Also it helps that when I set up my new home network after my move it was far easier to download WAV files and the like being sent in.

I listened to LULU I on my commute to work today. Great stuff. Saving LULU II for the ride home. Thanks to all the musicians. This is gonna stick with me far longer than the actual LULU will.

i'm re-listening to little dog (I). genuinely amazed at the quality of the musicianship (and the accuracy of the lou imitation).

I just want to punch whoever wrote that press release, which I hope Ned will take as a high compliment.

yeah the press release is lovely. when is this whole thing going to be pressed as a 4-LP set.

Will be discovered and receive first official release from Drag City in 2036.

M@tt's collaborator here, long time lurker (well I did post a bit a few yrs back) anyway, I just wanted to say I am honored to have taken part in this project. Everyone's tunes are very pure and honest.

is Tyler's Brandenburg Gate on youtube...? I can't find it

I just want to punch whoever wrote that press release, which I hope Ned will take as a high compliment.

:-D Working in music journalism means you see stuff like that...all...the...time. (And the actual press release was such a goddamn gem of wrong that it was stupidly easy to riff on it.)

xxp -- your planetary intensity is appreciated, sir.

production details for mine:
drums, electric piano, and assorted noises done in reason
mixed onto my dessicated reel-to-reel for analogousness and grit, mixed back into garageband
lead guitar: epiphone dot into fender blender direct into USB mixer
bass: danelectro sparkle bass direct into USB mixer
rhythm guitar: epiphone dot recorded acoustically

the chanting vocals were directly inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL14889OSUc

This is mad good yall. Excellent work. I hope that it gets some press before the actual release..

best new comment on youtube for little dog I:

HETFIELD IS MY SNUGGLY HERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
beshortcuts 2 hours ago

Yo:

http://blurt-online.com/news/view/5554/

oh my god

this is WAY more successful than the U2 album already

which Junior Dad does it link to?

"check this link for proof" lol

JD I

blurt!

Has Metallica ever even done ANYTHING that has that kind of guitar tone in it? (I'm relistening to said track now, as it happens.)

I don't know, has Metallica ever done a deep house/hard house hybrid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw47CcQes1U

well whaddaya know

did they tell readers to check out loureed.com ?

lol crut this is like the best take on a Metallica song I've ever heard, thanking u

I like the awkward transitions between 4/4 and 3/4

wow there are a bunch of house/techno/trance remixes of "Nothing Really Matters" on Youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjPawW0fth8&feature=related

WOLVES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diPIbQwh0Vs&NR=1

you have destroyed a masterpiece

MockMister 6 months ago (54 thumbs up)

ha that "dubstep" one is really awful

nineteen minutes and twenty-seven seconds BOLTED TO MY FUCKIN SEAT

MacDougalPuppy 28 minutes ago

mario1136 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - LITTLE DOG - LEAKED TRACK - LULU 2011:

Holy shit man, where the HELL did you get this?! I thought it was going to be another prank! Sounds pretty good, but the lyrics are weird lol

macdougalpuppy has to be an ilxor but p sure mario1136 is the real deal

will ilx stop trolling me

I'm macdougalpuppy

what are macdougalpuppy's feelings about the little dogs?

He never had one obv

you motherfucker

but maybe he is the dog?

aroo

While you're at it

the end of croup's "Iced Honey" is killing me

I have four little dogs. Only heard little dog 1, so far. It ruled.

Just spotted this on Dim3ad0z3n, downloaded 37 times so-far!

Every time I listen to da croup's "Iced Honey" a new hilarious line leaps out at me.

Meantime if any of you now feel newly inspired:

ILX Christmas Compilation: Deck the Halls With Boughs of LOLly

HFS this is great. At times I feel like I'm listening to an A+ set on WFMU

Ricco5thhorseman has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - LITTLE DOG - LEAKED TRACK - LULU 2011:

Sick as sick can!
I hate this fuckin' project! ...think they're on strange weird drugs!
Back to our roots! Bouth! ... smoke weed & hash!

haha yes!

this one is great:

sounds like the doors
dusted04 1 hour ago
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when we were starting chris was like "i'm going for a jim morrison thing, but like american prayer jim morrison"

Every time I listen to da croup's "Iced Honey" a new hilarious line leaps out at me.

Thanks! I've been debating whether to post them.

Tried to listen while on the most packed train ever, impossible.

However, "Dragon" is a thing of beauty.

Ah, but which one?

both of them, right?

Ah, quite possibly, but I've only got to disc one so far.

So maybe someone already mentioned this but... someone else pre-covered Junior Dad?! It is awesome except that they put 'fake' in the video title. :\

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbVScdtEOsc

SoGGY65000 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - CHEAT ON ME - LEAKED TRACK - 2011 LULU:

wow 11 minutes of...sounds...just wow...

lethaldoseofhate has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - LITTLE DOG - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

LULU IST KRIEG!

omg

haha damn warner have shut down my song.

!!!!

which was yours?

lovesbuttsex has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - DRAGON - LEAKED TRACK - LULU 2011:

fag

iced honey (I)

ahhhhhh hahahaha little dog got shut down too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S30QSj5BxMI&feature=related

btw charlie i really love your track

mistress dread is nuked too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQkN4SHOHd0&feature=related

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hmmmmmm do i bother?

i dont want to risk losing the ned raggett videos :(

cheers man. the positive feedback has been unexpected, but totally flattering and cool.

yeah, it seems they're nailing them track by track. i like to think that lars is behind this in some way.

#OCCUPYTHETABLE
#OCCUPYYOUTUBE

#wearethe99percentpinetable

if a tax paying citizen of the united states doesn't have the right to upload his own fake lou reed & metallica song to youtube, we are well and truly fucked as a nation

this was why we fought the war of 1812

is that what that was

yeah dude the french were pissed about a some fake Berlin demos that were going around in the colonies

Perfect timing--now press 500 copies as a record and you'll all get rich.

Lou will be even more pissed now because our album got banned first.

marconi69 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

Is this not actually metallica taking the piss!! wouldnt surprise me! They are the type to cry over their tracks being upped to youtube!

^^ that's some convoluted sleuth work

GHLegendMetalix has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

The best part is the end. because the song finishes

haha

someone6878 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

hahah this is fake... i hope

bleki26able has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - ICED HONEY - LEAKED DEMO TRACK - LULU 2011:

beatifull song

do you think the Warner people actually listened to our lulu?

Just got banned by Lou Reed, Metallica, and Warner Music! Feel like we should be celebrating or something.

When do we start rattling swords on Boing Boing and other electronic-rights blogs? The Man can't bust our music!

Perhaps just repost the deleted videos with "FAKE" in the title?

yeah or i could "submit a counter-notification"

The idea that someone from Warner is being told in the morning to search and destroy "fake" Lulu songs on youtube alone makes it all worthwhile.

I can just see him sitting there. "Goddamnit! Twenty more songs to nuke? Who are these people?"

Who are these people?
^^

this is so much fun :D

Perhaps repost the deleted videos with *our" artwork, you guys!

If they're even bothering to listen to them first...

xxp

Perhaps repost the deleted videos with *our" artwork, you guys!

^^^^^ on this

maybe you could send out the link and press material to different blogs and see if anyone runs with it (to get more views:)

http://www.deathmagnetic.pl/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/lars-lulu-lol.jpg

Didn't roxy get contacted by some label people over the Merriweather Post Pavillion rickroll?

Pleasant Plains' 'Pumping Blood' has 1000+ hits on Youtube - bravo!

You guys should probably just start a band, listening to volume one atm and it's WONDERFUL

Vol 1's Brandenburg Gate is the perfect opener.

hey guys ! so I had a long train trip yesterday and listened to all this a couple times. it's great ! so many different things, many lolz and also beautiful moments. it's funny cos one of my favorite tracks is... cheat on me I ! the morricone/MVB mood then the piano final !
but fantastic stuff all over the place (the view II dialogues, the dragon II speech...).
and indeed, brandeburg gate I is a great opener. can't get enough of the moment the smooth yacht balearic part kicks in after the dark intro !

^^^ this for sure, Tyler's track made me think of people I love like Les Baxter and Yoshinori Sunahara.

Pleasant Plains' 'Pumping Blood' has 1000+ hits on Youtube - bravo!

We've got some really good online marketers, that's for sure.

I'm trying to come to terms with this being the most popular song I've ever been involved with, but when you're talking about leaking the album of the decade, I guess it all makes sense.

Been pushing Pumping Blood I out there as the single. Hoping it breaks the top 100 in several outlets (Coeur d'Alene, Grozny) by month end.

thx for the kind words everybody! :D
mainly wanted it to be kind of like the "opening theme" of Lulu, if the album was a 70s sitcom or something.

just listened to volume 1 again. really is kind of an awesome record!

You guys, only 8 songs into volume I so far, but this is great. You guys are awesome.

a comment for junior dad (II):

"Sounds like Sunn.

tomthebodz 1 hour ago"

Okay "The View II" is slaying me.

I shall be voting for Confounded 'Little Dog' in the EOY poll.

RideTheLightning1981 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

lol nice fake

PUMPING BLOOD? More like PUMPING UP! Im going to BLAST this at the GYM tonight! Perfect for HAMMER CURLS, OVERHEAD EXTENSIONS, PELVIC THRUSTS, and all that.

MacDougalPuppy OTM about n/a's contribution.

If you google this: lou reed metallica leaked

...third result sounds hella catchy

AIXTC's 'Cheat On Me' is incredibly beautiful and moving.

That's the one I keep coming back to.

I don't know AIXTC or what his background is, but when I was first listening to it, I was thinking, "Okay, this guy just took a really cool song he had done previously and submitted it for the lulu."

… and then the walk on the wild side part started….

AlXTC's from Paris, as his username here gives away, and to my utter surprise apparently has no band and does not perform or record in any regular capacity.

https://twitter.com/#!/bluebirdesign/status/124592945298026496

"fallen soldier" ^^^

i love y'all
truly a thing of beauty

rockandrollerist has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - BRANDENBURG GATE - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

I'm so confused

hypa4 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

This isn't fake.... unfortunately

cant figure out why pp's "pumping blood": is so far ahead of the rest of the pack w/ views.

the video stats for it only show referrals from this thread and other youtube pages

Perhaps the message board of a certain recording studio will give you the answer.

Or it's cracked the Hot 100 in Coeur d'Alene and Grozny.

Wait, don't you Brits like these kinds of novelty songs on your pop charts? Could we get "Pumping Blood I" to be the "Doop" of 2011?

Please Lars don't sue me because I sampled your dad.

ILX could be the new Cheeky Girls

I would love to hear a british children's chorus sing "i am the dog"

http://www.electricalaudio.com/phpBB3/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=56339&start=200

Band name suggestion:

Pleasant Plains and the Musically No Shit Pretty Decent Songs

there's a comment on my little dog on youtube by RideTheLightning1981 that says:

gehen sie sich entleiben, mein liebes kind

Google Translate says that in German that means:

Go to eviscerate it, my dear child

:)

loooooool

good lookin out electricsound!!

omg confounded

haha that is the same message board steve albini shit talked on odd future on

It's steve albini's board!

haha

Little Dog is amazing!!

And Cheat on Me. This is better than the new Olivia Tremor Control track.

I think part of what made this one work so well was the Exquisite Corpse-type rules of the thing: you had a title and a song length, which someone else created, plus having some sensibility of the people who came up with those titles, and that was just enough information to make it both your own thing and influenced by those rules and personalities.

Nice write-up on NPR!

http://www.npr.org/blogs/allsongs/2011/10/18/141491453/making-the-best-of-loutallica

LMFAO they embedded gr8080's video!!!

What a day to return! Our own Ade talks about it here:

http://social.entertainment.msn.com/music/blogs/headbang-blogpost.aspx?post=bce36d18-07d3-4704-8d1e-08d713ded3c6

Glorious

oof, feels so good to be back.

haha, congrats guys

atxweirdo has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - FRUSTRATION - LEAKED DEMO TRACK - LULU 2011:

can this really be metallica?!

blackenedun4given has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

sounds like tribute to osama bin laden............

didnt know about this til it was on Ned's FB

StainedHumanity1 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

are these the songs? i'm not sure, it's so shit i cant tell if this is fake

http://i.imgur.com/H3ckU.gif

TheLeoOfCostaRica has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

Wow, this is way better than the real one.

It's okay. "Tribute to osama bin laden" pretty much made my day.

If someone compares it to signing a birthday card for Hitler, it'll make my week.

Streaming on NPR.org! Just like Norah Jones or Gillian Welch!

PP is still the 3rd match on YouTube for metallica pumping blood!

Oh, wait, that's n/a's (n/a = SEO master); PP's version is no. 5 match, with 3,828 views!

wow, kudos

i could probably die happy if a clip of Confounded's Little Dog actually made its way on to an afternoon broadcast of All Things Considered

http://www.ibdoggone.com/Arooo%20up.jpg

Hah, someone's comment compared my "Junior Dad" to Sunn. It'll take it!

Sean O)))

<3

I think you meant <333

now that this is a world famous project, it was kind of hard to explain to my mom.

What answer finally did the trick?

"it's kind of an internet thing?"

"oh my god, you did porn?????"

Get Lulu'd

"You're not the regular backing studio musician."

"Mom, I started a joke...which started the whole world laughing."

"Please don't tell, Dad. The greatest disappointment."

"there's something i want to tell you. maybe you've already realized, but i still think it's important for me to take this step, and tell you, face to face: I AM THE ROOT! I AM THE TABLE!"

That's so fun this media coverage. Next step : take over the world (then the surrounding planetary systems) !

this is on largeheartedboy.com/blog this morning

Nice!

rattleXhead has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - MISTRESS DREAD - LEAKED DEMO TRACK - LULU 2011:

bullshit, mistress dread is a fast thrash track

This is a comment on my track:

HAhaha..... Who is the maker of this song.... god damn... u r a real cocksucker.... haha.... cant u make like real metallica song..... For what purpose u made this ... to make u cocksucker.....

I don't care if its a troll its still a shitheap better than the actual rubbish
turn567 1 hour ago

This is actually better than the real song.
MasterofSpiders 7 hours ago

ATTENTION: THIS ISN'T REAL! THIS GUY IS TROLLING YOU!
maalbe987 11 hours ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA
supertenor 13 hours ago

What the fuck was that CRAP ????
nhchris 3 days ago

cheap japanese porn music :D

i love it

For what purpose u made this ... to make u cocksucker.....

Pretty sure those are Lou Reed lyrics taken from the "real" LULU.

@RideTheLightning1981 this is better then the original though. This entire albums sounds like my grandfather sung it all while stuck to medical equipment and having a aneurysm.

AliceLoveYou 8 hours ago

I was visiting a friend once, who lived in a forest, and like, I was making dinner, standing in the kitchen, while she read the insane comments left on her youtube channel, the one on which she would just post clips from random movies to collect the comments

like comment collecting is a thing, now I guess I know

realsnakiiz has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - LITTLE DOG - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

Worst crap yet from Metallica. Will they sink any lower than this album? We'll have to wait another 5 years for some craptastic album. Maybe they can collaborate heir next album with Britney Spears or Justin Bieber. Was this Lars' idea??? LOL

listening to this for the first time atm - there is a section in tylerw's track that is a dead ringer for an Ultramarine jam!

i love this process

1. hear song labeled 'metallica'
2. is not metallica
3. complain that it's bad
4. blame lars

SaintIsz has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - DRAGON - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

Sounds good might pick this up

SaintIsz has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - LITTLE DOG - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

The producers really fucked this album up. The demos sound so much better than the finished product.

I've no comments on mine, 4 likes and 6 dislikes -_-

More than a 1,000 views, though I doubt most people made it beyond 20 seconds ;)

gr80 - is my version of little dog still up? i couldn't find it

have the ones that received take down notices been re-upped?

matt - no it was removed

sarahel - no they havent. i should submit a "counter-notification" on them

i dont want to risk getting my whole account bombed because then the ask ned raggett videos would be gone forever

;_;

you've done so much for the cause, already, gr80, you don't need to make that additional sacrifice.

Plenty of programs out there to freely download YouTube clips with, Ned. It can never hurt to have them backed up anyway.

but we would lose so many great comments from butthurt manic street preachers/ gay dad fans!!!!!

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A counter-notification is not a valid forum for apologies or to seek restoration of an account terminated due to valid copyright claims.

would warner really sue me for using the album art?

Oh, I'm not saying you should sacrifice yr account for Lulu. You just gave me the impression that your only access to those videos was online; and that would be silly :)

I don't think anyone is legally allowed to release music under the name of Metallica except Metallica, so not mentioning that the songs are fake in the item description could be cause for concern too. I don't think Warner is going to sue, just demanding YouTube closing yr account, if they feel like it.

why does that jerk keep talking about dragons?
sgertz 1 hour ago

a club of dragons
a spade of dragons
a colored man of dragons

just crack up thinking abt that part

Ha ha, thanks. I was particularly proud of that little bit of wordplay. Unfortunately, I am now forever on record as saying that line.

Just noticed this from earlier today!

http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/20/lulu-pre-release-tributes-and-fake-pre-pro-demos-actual-lulu/

Bowietwombly 4 hours ago
I could tell it wasn't Sucktallica because the drummer actually did something interesting.

And I do like this nod to ArchCarrier from the story:

These folks get extra props for taking a cheap shot at the Use Your Illusion albums, too.

Momentum building here for Little Dog as xmas number one, please baby jebus, make it so.

gr8080 did such a good job as minister of disinformation that people are misinformed about who did the fake songs!

xp Fingers crossed that it'll be picked as the X Factor winner's song...

Photoshop your faces here:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/PazzJop.jpg

For what purpose u made this ... to make u cocksucker.....

Niklas21 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

I like this album so fucking cool and Rare :)

cheat on me alex should make an album quick

Just noticed this from earlier today!

http://www.metalsucks.net/2011/10/20/lulu-pre-release-tributes-and-fake-pre-pro-demos-actual-lulu/

― Ned Raggett, Friday, October 21, 2011 12:10 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

Lol that guy seems to think gr8080 covered the whole album and us users did too?

This project belongs in the ilx hall of fame for sure!

fwiw, it's been downloaded 67 times on demonoid.

looool

From that metalsucks website:

BallesdeMerde 3 hours ago
gr8080's "Little Dog" had me rolling. Fuckin a' that was awesome.

:-D

Lars Gotrich 3 hours ago
As I quickly found out (and corrected in the NPR post), the youtube videos uploaded by gr8080 and the ILXor.com comps are one in the same. Serious d'oh on my part. Still, probably one of my favorite things on the Internet right now.

Lars Gotrich prob submits a P & J ballot, right?

chikmoxrok has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - BRANDENBURG GATE - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

WTF?? is really??? :O

itsmedude1020 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - DRAGON - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

This is actually a highly experimental album. I'm not sure if I like it or not, but props to metallica for doing something this off the wall.

Someone needs to do a "Cheat on Shep (Shep Pettibone Remix)".

way more youtube comments in the last 24 hours

pretty sure at least a handfull of people are hearing the album leaked, heading straight to youtube, then listening to the ILX tracks because they have the highest play counts

loling at this realization

Just as we planned!

Little Dog comment:

I wish I was a fly on the wall in the meeting where they decided this was a good idea.

baalaagaa 49 minutes ago

19ThreeLions97 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - CHEAT ON ME - LEAKED DEMO TRACK - LULU 2011:

fuck you, uploader

These need to be hosted on a web page, along with the 'reviews'...

these need to be collected in a large shiny coffee-table commemorative multimedia deluxe repackage of LULU-Xor

There's been a Classic Albums of Lou's 'Transformer' and Metallica's 'Black Album', so there should be a documentary about us.

All you folks need to do some work on your last.fm pages btw, you're really letting the side down on that.

last.fm *artist* pages, that is eg:

http://www.last.fm/music/tylerw

College radio-station managers deserve a link.

We should take this on the road : ilx precovers LULU world tour (of dive bars and pubs) ! Then the musical.

This is amazing, stellar work by everyone involved. I kind of winced at some of the track lengths at first but they're journeys man, journeys into the unknown, into the heart of larsness

All you folks need to do some work on your last.fm pages btw, you're really letting the side down on that.

Too true, I tagged you guys correctly for a reason!

I don't know which version I am listening to of Bradenwhatever Gate (Youtube on my phone..) but HOLY SHIT at the 'no kick from champagne' bit, is that actually Lou Reed? I am loving this. Bravo, you crazy geniuses.

I actually don't know if I can listen to these songs or read this thread at work because my eyes are watering from lulz and I am beaming with happiness at these songs!

omng the LouReed.com shotout happened
Pretty sure the girl who sits across from me Officially knows I'm not working now

I don't know which version I am listening to of Bradenwhatever Gate (Youtube on my phone..) but HOLY SHIT at the 'no kick from champagne' bit, is that actually Lou Reed? I am loving this. Bravo, you crazy geniuses.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 21 October 2011 15:46 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

*blushes* too kind!

And indeed, it's a Lou Reed quote I culled from interview.

Hahaha, it's so fucking perfect. I'm all smiles! Who knew Metallica could make me feel this good.

Aw, thank you! :-)

OK so owing to a number of things, I am finally getting around to really listening to this thing and as everyone else has said, props to everyone...this thing is awesome. Loving Blue Weather Ghosts and Virgin Killers on the first one. Halfway through the second one right now and it was all I could do not to crack up while listening to "The View" from Lulu II while I was riding the bus earlier today!

Makkiakelli has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - CHEAT ON ME - LEAKED TRACK - 2011 LULU:

this is actually good best on the album so far (tryin to listen it to the end

I really hope these are being burned onto Lulu-like CDs for sale on the black market in China and Jakarta.

pietrobasso has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - JUNIOR DAD - LEAKED DEMO TRACK - LULU 2011:

This is art. Beautiful art.

Comment removed

:(

TKDiniz1 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

The biggest problem is Lou Reed,he sucks badly,BUT DONT SAY SHITS ABOUT METALLICA,THIS IS NOT THEIR ALBUM,THEIR ALBUM WILL COME IN 2012

I was thinking that a good way to avoid the album art issue is just to replace it with something they don't own. Something similar but different, maybe.

Here are a few that Google suggests:

http://wallpapers.skins.be/hayley-williams/hayley-williams-1024x768-36730.jpg

http://www.wallpapers63.com/desktop-wallpapers/girls/britney-spears/britney-spears-020.jpg

http://c3.diapers.com/images/products/p/tz/tz-204_2z.jpg

ingersollturok has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

wtf is this

Juicythespider has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

stop it lou... stop it nao

Haha, replace image with fake Ikea line LULU.

ahah indeed !
that said we already have an artwork (and a great one) for the two volumes ! but of course, people wouldn't think it's the real thing then...

yah the trick is the real artwork in the thumbnails. anyone else can upload the now-removed tracks, of course.

damn views on my track went up like 400 today

its still p puny tho

I just saw that Pfork talks about the real LULU. they should talk about ours instead, damn it !

I was listening to Dragon v.2 as I woke up this morning. it's a great way to start the day !

flying
flying
flying
...falling.

AIXTC, I clicked on your track at random from the selections on youtube, and it's the first I've actually listened to of the project at all, just now. When the 8 minute mark rolled around and the colored girls' doot-do-doos entered the picture, my snortferley laughter probably woke the neighbors. Job well done. I'll eventually listen to everyone, but I'm going to pretend yours is like, the (11 minute) single that I was exposed to through the media first.

Thanks Spectrist !

valuable new posters.

damn, gotta say recently I'm seriously hooked on tylerw's "Brandenburg Gate". some really good work there, dude

nickz140v1 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

Thrust me the full album is worse...To me even saint anger was awsome.....but like they said,this is not metallica....

Thrust me the full album is worse...

Hero.

hahah "thrust me"

WarwickBlood777 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - JUNIOR DAD - LEAKED DEMO TRACK - LULU 2011:

Best track ever while im tripping shrooms.

antxc has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

Yeah this is a fake but to be honest it's about as good as the actual song though. I think Lou Reed and Metallica are trolling the world because Lulu is fucking terrible!

http://i.imgur.com/CgnBe.jpg

dirtcrak has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - DRAGON - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

this is isnt fake

this is amazing you guys!

Only one I've had time to listen to in full so far is the tylerw "Brandenburg Gate" which starts out grebt with the Lou imo and then ends up grebter crossing the "Wild Side" doot-do-doos with "Candy Says" dooby-dooby-was. Actually sounds kinda like a Felt or Denim track, which is a good thing. Kudos.

brandenburg gate is very important to me

"But me I’m happy cause I got my little nappy"

SMALL TOWN GIRL

wrong thread, mark-dawg

*dreams of nosferatu*

this is all very amazing, especially the view and LITTLE DOG.

"It takes a lot of work to get the nice view"

Downloaded the soundcloud app to listen to all of this but couldn't actually find more than a few tracks so now am listening through safari.

hilarious that my brandenburg gate has more than 1,000 listens! i guess being first has its perks.

1992jenks has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

oh god how i wish that this was fake and someone was trolling....but this piece of shit will be released next week!

haha people REALLY hate my track

serious question: are metallica fans the most butthurt fans in existence?

yeah no doubt

i mean, there must be metallica fans who are just like oh who cares, metallica is great, no biggie if i'm not crazy about their last few albums. but just judging from some of the lulu stuff, they are a rabid bunch of butthurt dogs!

the funniest thing is how there is a whole class of metallica apologists who are blaming this 100% on lou reed-- like ive seen more than a few commenters using the same "this is NOT a metallica album, its a LOU REED album-- its HIS fault its terrible" defense

lou reed MADE them do it! he tricked them!

pumping blood has like 6 grand plus views

nm 9k plus

pp sounds the most like lou reed too

he got most of the lyrics right somehow

I don't know why fans of Metallica should be reasonable. It's not like the songs are particularly reasonable.

mrmogensen has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - DRAGON - LEAKED TRACK - LULU 2011:

when the hell did metallica make club music for the matrix?

^^SUCCESSFULLY TOLL'D

lou reed MADE them do it! he tricked them!

lou didn't have to try, he made metalicca cry !

TheRaubtiermann has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - DRAGON - LEAKED TRACK - LULU 2011:

this guy uploading all this "leaked" track..i think it's all just bullshit.it's impossible that Metallica would release all this amount of crap..just plain impossible... that would be their sentence to death...and not magnetic!

There are many kinds of death, magnetic is but one.

Sentence to Death...and Not Magnetic!
this is the name of the new Megadeth album right?

lol

Part of me is disappointed my "Junior Dad" was taken down, part of me is relieved.

metallPAUL has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

this LULU album si sad but true

i want to believe the "si" is intentional, and not a typo of "is"

RevengeOfTheGarden has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - FRUSTRATION - LEAKED DEMO TRACK - LULU 2011:

Listening to this horrible shit is frustrating....

lol

ChrisRinaldiMusic has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - LITTLE DOG - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

I love St. Anger. This, however... Words cannot describe my disapointment.

MsDeadCorpse has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - DRAGON - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

I refuse to believe that 5 men, with decades of musical experience, hundereds of millions of album sales and artistic credibility could not come up with something better than these heaps of shit turds

Tixica has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

They're on drugs. :)

:)

wadungalungasertotin has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011):

Man these is so fucking terrible it brought me to tears

lotta commenters trainspotting the tunes on J3ff's "Dragon"

SixDamming999 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - LITTLE DOG - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

Metallica finally lost it... o my fuck, Hetfield and m8's heavy on dope and booz again? This is a fuckin outrage and even the biggest Metalli heads should ban this album... FUCK THIS CRAP

#OccupyLULU

Credit for the teams being trainspotted belongs to Philip, not me. I had nothing to do with that part.

DrFuckenstien commented on LOU REED & METALLICA - PUMPING BLOOD - LEAKED (LULU 2011)

"this makes st anger look like a master peice, i think the first part is the death of osama bin laden, then why the hell is hammet playing guitar so terrible, the guitar sounds like kurt cobain taking a shit, lou reed cant sing, he sounds like news anchor bill o'ryly trying to sing, as for lars drums, i was happyer with the dish pan sound on st anger, and what the fuck is with the weird ass noises? metallica, please make another good album, this weird grunge and baby sound shit sucks."

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/51/oblthumbsup.gif

DrFuckenstien

It takes a lot to go for this, down to the reversal of the i and e.

he sounds like news anchor bill o'ryly trying to sing

Video idea for "Pumping Blood - LEAKED."

That guy's screen name reminded me of this thread

mothership connection

which I found again through this thread

Random homework googler memorial thread

Actually I mispasted, it really reminded me of this thread first, but the other one is relevant too I guess

frankinstien

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/9452/11432.jpg

GameZentrale has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - CHEAT ON ME - LEAKED TRACK - 2011 LULU:

it appears on halloween.. the album is halloween

Killermusicification has posted a comment on your profile:

Fake songs :) cuz i can hear the microfon noice :) in a studio and metallica had already put out one song, and the quality was alot better, annoying that you put out fake songs....

ilm951 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - JUNIOR DAD - LEAKED DEMO TRACK - LULU 2011:

bull shit

ilm951 has made a comment on LOU REED & METALLICA - DRAGON - LEAKED DEMO VERSION - LULU 2011:

what the hell is...
thats never metallica!!!

we never them

fake loutallica has gone off the internet because of you