new video drops in 2 hours!!
http://www.turquoisejeep.com/Turquoise_Jeep_Records/Home.html
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link
non-SMANG IT gifs go on this thread too
http://i53.tinypic.com/6pxdw5.gif
― markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/2h6yg4k.gif
― markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo102/edbrat/teh_god.gifhttp://www.pencilero.com/images/omake/avatars/slick.gifhttp://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo102/edbrat/teh_god.gifhttp://www.pencilero.com/images/omake/avatars/slick.gifhttp://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo102/edbrat/teh_god.gifhttp://www.pencilero.com/images/omake/avatars/slick.gifhttp://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo102/edbrat/teh_god.gifhttp://www.pencilero.com/images/omake/avatars/slick.gif http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo102/edbrat/teh_god.gif
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link
;_;
http://i52.tinypic.com/30a6hd1.gif
― markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link
ws this girlhttp://www.abload.de/img/syrupvy00.gifhttp://www.abload.de/img/syrup20y5k.gif
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.abload.de/img/syrup5jczs.gifhttp://www.abload.de/img/syrup63c1j.gif
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
ws&b, so lets just say ws
― Katstack Katstack! (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 1 January 2011 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mNQX8lUEDI
― /\/K/\/\, Saturday, 1 January 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/2d6w4dd.gif
― /\/K/\/\, Saturday, 1 January 2011 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Turquoise Jeep songs/videos are the only things capable of giving life meaning again
― markers, Saturday, 1 January 2011 16:42 (thirteen years ago) link
slick mahoney is prob my least favorite TJ member, but glad nonetheless that the jeep is ridin again
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link
flynt flo$$y cameo is quality
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link
this is way more quality than the other slick mahoney joint
― tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 January 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i still haven't had a chance to listen to this btw
i think "sex syrup" is kind of a jam -- obv it couldn't pass as a real artist's song, not just cuz of the lyrics but obv how much of a prince rip it is, but as a parody song i think it works well
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I think TJ are their best the closer they hew to the line of plausibility, not that any of their songs have reached that line (this is a good thing, if they ever did, the whole schtick would fall apart). But a couple of their songs, in which category I would place "Sex Syrup", are a bit too openly goofy for their own good.
― tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i agree w/ that last part -- i guess i was saying that i find the song to be pretty catchy & since it's obv a parody it doesn't matter to me how much it rips prince
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
your post is why i think "cavities" is almost as good as "lemme smang it"
btw I kept the jeep ridin' by buying an mp3 of "Lemme Smang It" off amazon yesterday
― tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i bought one off itunes the other day
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 22:05 (thirteen years ago) link
me too
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Stretchy Pants is the worst
how do u distinguish the worst from the best with these guys
― got a bad habit I might OD of markers (crüt), Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
best: smang itworst: stretchy pants
― gr8080, Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link
^see its easy
yes
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
smang it is pretty much the only flat-out great song theyve done
i always tune out the other songs halfway thru :(
― lyrics is weak ... like clock radio similes (deej), Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
"cavities" is the totally the "smang it" of r&b
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah but the beat is more grating
― lyrics is weak ... like clock radio similes (deej), Saturday, 1 January 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
Bought the whole collection of iTunes and I love it. "Stretchy Pants" is one of my favs though. Flynt Flo$$y just kills it in that one. "Go Grab My Belt" is a serious jam. That scene in the video when the explosions go off behind him is so incredible it makes me upset they didn't just do that every chorus.
IMO this is way better than stuff like The Lonely Island because it sounds like stuff black people might actually listen to.
― frogbs, Monday, 3 January 2011 14:20 (thirteen years ago) link
^board description
― predeep natsvitika (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 January 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
― frogbs, Monday, 3 January 2011 14:20 (54 minutes ago)
o_O
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Monday, 3 January 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I get a little more of a Tim & Eric for black ppl vibe than Lonely Island
― gr8080, Monday, 3 January 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/v3kv3c.gif
― /\/K/\/\, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 00:04 (thirteen years ago) link
uh they're opening for BIG BOI in atlanta?
http://www.facebook.com/#!/permalink.php?story_fbid=137787392948580&id=66137882060
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link
:-)
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link
the smang it video has nearly 1 mill views doesnt it?
good for them.
― go straddle a narwhal you chlorinated gene pool (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
the smang it video has nearly 1 mill views doesnt it?― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 1:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 1:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
shipley better know that tummiscratch produced it then
― I Lost A COGHdrop in His Pato (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leftkrHJkw1qf8yek.gif
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link
sb'd you for trying to ruin this thread real talk
― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
@nate_robinson Nate RobinsonS/O to Turquoise jeep records for the cavities song all time classic #WordAApp!19 hours ago via Echofon
― golden man with homeless voice (govern yourself accordingly), Friday, 4 February 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link
NEW FLO$$Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxi73RQlLB8&feature=player_embedded
this song & video are amazing
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAP SNAP
― markers, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:33 (thirteen years ago) link
^^
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link
QUICK NOTE I NEED TO
― golden man with homeless voice (govern yourself accordingly), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:48 (thirteen years ago) link
!!!!
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
it's like they WANTED a poll
― الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 04:44 (thirteen years ago) link
i think my favorite part of the video is at the end when flossy & the other dude are doing some slow motion shit & then another guy fly across the frame doing backflips
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link
did i mention i like to
http://i.imgur.com/CO8A6.gif
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.min.us/ibX8cg.gif
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.min.us/iejCUY.gif
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:37 (thirteen years ago) link
this is like some "secret weapon revealed at last!" type of shit
― Trip Maker, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 05:38 (thirteen years ago) link
round the world pointing at DANCE @2:56 needs a gif.
― The Amy Misto Family Knife (Plasmon), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.min.us/ieo9N4.gif
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.min.us/ibTvQy.gif
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:11 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.min.us/ibSNKs.gif
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.min.us/ienVte.gif
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgc7curzSs1qa9bmvo1_250.png
― max, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, February 8, 2011 9:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Otm. I feel like he should have mentioned he likes to dance sooner.
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link
!!!
<3 'go grab my belt' btw
― tbch, i only see piranhas (tpp), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Wow that is a very legit moonwalk
I haven't seen dancing this good in a music video since MC Hammer, and I mean that in a good way
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
Best line - "She got a sexy thing (she do)/go touch her sexy thing/she got a sexy friend (uh huh)/go touch her sexy friend" (though I might be hearing that wrong)
― frogbs, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
PUT YOUR HANDS ON EMSTRETCHY PANTS ON EM
― m0stlyClean, Thursday, 10 February 2011 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I need a gif of 3:16-3:20
― banjee trillness (The Reverend), Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
hey guys,
as lol as the video is, this song is not all that
smang it is still the one to beat
― deej, Monday, 7 March 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
deej otm
― gr8080, Monday, 7 March 2011 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I've been DJing TJ stuff recently and "Did I Mention I Like to Dance" always kills it, definitely not a good headphone song but it's definitely one of the best. Of course "Smang It" is the most requested, for whatever reason "Sex Syrup" is too
― frogbs, Monday, 7 March 2011 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link
people request Smang It? People _know_ Smang It?
― I just want to give a shout-out to Buzzy Beetles (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 March 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link
a girl I know who isn't on ILX, who seems to mainly listen to the Arcade Fire and the National, posted a link to Smang It video on Facebook the other day. apparently it made her LOL.
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 7 March 2011 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
xp - not until I played it a few times first; but I think the word is getting out.
I heard TJ were touring this year, and I'd be interested to see the turnout...looking at the interviews and some of the videos I think a lot of these guys are kinda going "all in" with it..
― frogbs, Monday, 7 March 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno where yr djing it but songwriting-wise 'i like to dance' is p derivative dated & generic
doesnt mean its not funny but smang it was awesome because it wasnt just funny but worked as contemporary pop too
― deej, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
i think "i like to dance" is really catchy
― pascal's swagger (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
it's weird tho cuz it's the first TJ song where the song doesn't try & do any heavy lifting on the humor front
― pascal's swagger (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno - "wifey boo" does that too, right? (lean cuisine line excepted)
― Lt. Van Ice Cage (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 8 March 2011 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
uhhh derivative dated & generic is generally what kills in nightclubs these days (sadly), but "did i mention..." is pretty good as far as those types of songs go
― frogbs, Tuesday, 8 March 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GksLL.png
― naus, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Happy NLMSI day everybody!
― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link
very cool holiday
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 16 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
can't believe i'm ill on our national day of smanging. :'(
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
tonight's the night- 6:30 pm = SMANGTIME
― the tune is space, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKA99EfPkpk
― the pussy/butthole addendum (jamescobo), Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link
well i'm excited
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 April 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
So, if Yung Humma got wit Lady, would they be Smankin?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc
― light...sweet...crude (Sanpaku), Friday, 8 April 2011 22:29 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkC7scYsLNA
― ciderpress, Friday, 22 April 2011 07:44 (twelve years ago) link
:-\
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 08:00 (twelve years ago) link
like "did i mention i like to dance" i think this is an outright good song, but not funny -- kinda weird
whatchyamcallit has always kinda been a weak link tho & i never don't find flynt flossy to be funny
― J0rdan S., Friday, 22 April 2011 08:06 (twelve years ago) link
not to mention dudes are desperately trying to re-create the magic of "smang it"
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 08:09 (twelve years ago) link
you can tell from the "happy sexgiving behind the scenes" that they're funny guys but i dunno i think they're trying too hard post-smang-it
― gr8080, Friday, 22 April 2011 08:11 (twelve years ago) link
holding out for the next humma track tbh
― J0rdan S., Friday, 22 April 2011 08:12 (twelve years ago) link
i like whatchyamcallit, but this song isn't really that good, it's definitely one of the filler tracks on the album. btw "Shuyamouf" is awesome, especially the video
― frogbs, Friday, 22 April 2011 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
wait flynt flossy is charlie murphy
― FUN FUN FUN FUN (gbx), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link
I would buy that but I have a hard time believing that Charlie Murphy can dance like Flynt Flossy can dance.
― a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana (The Reverend), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link
also charlie murphy doesn't have one funny bone in his body
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
Also he seems a good deal taller than Flynt?
― a Guatemalan gay man who likes to gamble and smokes marijuana (The Reverend), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
oh shit opening next dj set with this remix
http://soundcloud.com/bobby-c-sound-tv/did-i-mention-i-like-to-dance
― reallysmoothmusic (Jamie_ATP), Saturday, 7 May 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link
this would be so dopehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxMF6c8NTjs
― D-40, Monday, 16 May 2011 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
awww <3
http://i56.tinypic.com/cj348.jpg
― all the way bernt up (tpp), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
okay "Fried or Fertilized" is just... wow
― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link
dunno about you guys but TJ is starting to legitimately become popular around where I am, "Smang It" and "Sex Syrup" are big among pretty much everyone I know
― frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
though it seems like 90% of their fans are white
― frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
what % of people u know are white
― hella peens (D-40), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link
i enjoy 'go grab my belt' as a joke, and as a song.
― goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
well uhhh I'm not saying something like that based on people I know, and even so it's definitely not as much as 90%
i'm just judging it based on the YT videos they post up that actually show the fans, though I might be wrong about this
― frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
I introduced "Lemme Smang It" to some Bay Area friends of mine, it was quite the hit
― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
also WTF is with these guys and their facial hair
― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link
I'm pretty sure at one point Flynt Flossy's moustache was fake, but now it seems real ??
― frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
hey frogbs lets keep talking about race itt
― gr8080, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
why, do you have some sort of a lecture
― frogbs, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaCd5Y9xP3k
― naus, Friday, 17 June 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
this stuff is definitely better than Lonely Island
― lots of janitors have something to say (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 17 June 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link
that song is legit good
― XBOX BING GOATSE (jamescobo), Friday, 17 June 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link
that song IS legit good!
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 18 June 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
most of these dudes' vids end up looking like bollywood song vids imo
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Saturday, 18 June 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
want to live on T. JEEP St.
― naus, Saturday, 18 June 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
disagree that the song trascends lols -- not a good enough performer imo
― arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
that's a good time
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 18 June 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
I want a "Flynt Flo$$y Is My Favorite Rapper" shirt so bad, but I know I'd only wear it a couple times and then it would disappear into a wasteland of forgotten t-shirts.
New song is tight.
― Alpaca Lips (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 18 June 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, same here (i mean, not in the bay area, but yeah). easy sale.
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link
favorites in descending order = "smang it", "cavities", "belt", "dance", "shuyamouf". new song's great, but i'm not sure where it fits in. some of the others, like "licky sticky" & "fried or fertilized", i just don't like.
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
Fried or fertilized has the biggest divergence between lolz and musicality
― arachno-misogynist (D-40), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
otm. "dance" falls on the other end of that spectrum.
― 51 suggest gang (The Reverend), Saturday, 18 June 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
yeah "can he move it like this" could be a legit club hit
― frogbs, Sunday, 19 June 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link
well it's kinda obvs a take on "This Is How We Do It" so
― Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 June 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EpaO3t81UM
new video "Happy Sexgiving". pretty catchy
― frogbs, Tuesday, 16 August 2011 23:19 (twelve years ago) link
Young Humma's --stone face-- is one of the 7 wonders of the world.
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 07:31 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, just looking at humma at this point cracks me the hell up
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 17 August 2011 08:00 (twelve years ago) link
lol @ flynt flo$$y cartoon cameo
― (gr8080), Wednesday, 17 August 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link
Kinda feeling like 5 years from now the benchmark for young starlets will be "I appeared in a Turquoise Jeep video"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 17 August 2011 13:49 (twelve years ago) link
i'm disappointed with 'sexgiving' :(
― seasoning sauce all over me (tpp), Friday, 19 August 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajcGDaLy4Zw
― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
okay like
looool @ the other dudes
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
thats prob top 3 turquoise jeep for me already
― ⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link
yeah for real - the tummiscratch flute solo at the end, "lick you from your tater to your tot to your tummy" (!)
― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
"lick you from your tater to your tot to your tummy" (!)
― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, October 10, 2011 5:38 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark
lol i loved this
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
Doooooope. Def best TJ joint of 2011.
Had to rewind that line xp
― turfin' bird (The Reverend), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link
"did i mention i like to dance" is my fav video just for the sheer amount of ridiculous flynt flossy dance moves
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Monday, 10 October 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
the girl in the sexgiving video is gorgeous
― the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
lol "I know about three dudes that fertilized them eggs" and two of them being the same dude in different shirts
― frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:15 (twelve years ago) link
yeah that was a great touch
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
either way the girls in the videos are definitely getting hotter over time
― frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/ncclt2.png
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link
i need a .gif of 3:20
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 05:02 (twelve years ago) link
this is def the strongest since 'smang it' imo
― The boyboy young jess (D-40), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.nbadraft.net/forum/do-atlanta-need-point-guard
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:00 (twelve years ago) link
classic chorus
― P-NASTY (tpp), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link
this is pretty great
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
pennywhistle dude in orange mask at the end!
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link
I can't believe how great this is
― the tax avocado (DJP), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
yeah i've had it stuck in my head all day. definitely on par with "go grab my belt" or even "smang it"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link
pennywhistle dude in orange mask at the end!― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:37 AM (12 hours ago)
― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:37 AM (12 hours ago)
*ahem* you mean, Tummiscratch?
― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link
LOL @ gilbert arenas for josh smith
― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
i think 'go grab my belt' is still best
need a gif of him jumping off the wall tho
― fern2gully (goole), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxh48rN9I1qbdjyso1_400.gif
― lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Saturday, 15 October 2011 04:33 (twelve years ago) link
love the vocal line in the new one that's just flynt flossy reacting incredulously to his own verses
― lite-brite phrenology (reddening), Saturday, 15 October 2011 04:34 (twelve years ago) link
THAT GIF!!
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:35 (twelve years ago) link
yo!
― turfin' bird (The Reverend), Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:45 (twelve years ago) link
woot
― unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
was thinking about doing a TJ poll, but it would just be "Smang It" in a landslide, right?
― frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, you'd have to exclude that
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:52 (twelve years ago) link
fried or fertilized close second
― Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 16:10 (twelve years ago) link
I'd be torn between "Go Grab My Belt" and "Stretchy Pants"
― frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
When I look at you baby I think of breakfast
― frogbs, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:33 (twelve years ago) link
I'd go for either "Did I Mention I Like to Dance" or "Why I Gotta Wait"
― The Reverend, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link
oh my god I'm hearing "Cavities" for the first time right now
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link
jesus I should not be listening to so much of these guys at one time
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
okay I don't think I paid enough attention to "Fried or Fertilized" the first time I played it
wtf @ the whistle
― thuggish ruggish Brahms (DJP), Friday, 16 March 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
saw these dudes just walking down the street at sxsw
― D-40, Friday, 16 March 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
why did you not stop them for a picture
― ⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 16 March 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago) link
my phone aka camera has been eternally out of batteries
this entire festival is 50% searching for power sockets
― D-40, Saturday, 17 March 2012 09:50 (twelve years ago) link
sxsw 2013 business venture: homeless people who are recharging stations
― ⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 17 March 2012 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
wow i almost made a nearly almost identical joke
― akadarbarijava (psychgawsple), Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
nearly almost
― akadarbarijava (psychgawsple), Saturday, 17 March 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://i46.tinypic.com/16h5enb.jpg
my friends got me the best birthday cake
― I DIED, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:20 (eleven years ago) link
<3
― The Reverend, Monday, 21 May 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link
love
― bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
hoooollllllllly shit
― J0rdan S., Monday, 21 May 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― Sonic adobes of stultifying hipsterdom (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 21 May 2012 05:59 (eleven years ago) link
you have the greatest friends
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 21 May 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link
omg
― call all destroyer, Monday, 21 May 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link
XD
― catbus otm (gbx), Monday, 21 May 2012 14:46 (eleven years ago) link
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, May 21, 2012 1:30 PM
― etc, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― goole, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link
i die
― tpp, Monday, 21 May 2012 16:11 (eleven years ago) link
ohhh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4lrJcSjhbU
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 June 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link
that's a great video
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:32 (eleven years ago) link
saw these dudes @ sxsw and they had such a clean show. Like they all did so much on stage and it all came off really well
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link
one of the more professional shows I've seen in a while from an internet novelty act
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:36 (eleven years ago) link
there should be some sort of punctuation in there, don't think I've seen any other internet novelty acts
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:37 (eleven years ago) link
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:36 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah no joke these guys are legit pros
― littledotheyknow (D-40), Thursday, 21 June 2012 03:56 (eleven years ago) link
figured "did I mention I like to dance" made that very clear
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 June 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link
anyway, i'm kind of disappointed we haven't heard from Slick Mahoney lately. it's about time for a new one.
― frogbs, Thursday, 21 June 2012 04:24 (eleven years ago) link
oh yeah if you got 10 minutes this "documentary" is really great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCMFtwpm4DU
*knock knock*who is it?mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 03:20 (eleven years ago) link
who's the rapping white girl?
― the late great, Thursday, 28 June 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link
really liking "My Bad, I'm Sad", which comes up in that video at 3:24
― I DIED, Thursday, 28 June 2012 05:47 (eleven years ago) link
I guess the rapping white girl is "Moonrock"?
― The Reverend, Thursday, 28 June 2012 08:51 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think she's anybody, maybe a new member of the TJ crew
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 12:30 (eleven years ago) link
Flynt Flo-double-SIt's time to have SesRead between the linesReplace that s with a x
― frogbs, Thursday, 28 June 2012 20:41 (eleven years ago) link
gotta admit i'm feeling the catwoman mask
this is a n00b question but what city are these guys from?
― the late great, Thursday, 28 June 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link
iirc Flynt said they are from various points on the Eastern seaboard
― The Reverend, Thursday, 28 June 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524281_10150969154082061_427758097_n.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 August 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link
oh man, these dudes are playing Seattle election night.
― searching for sug woman (JoeStork), Thursday, 25 October 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link
damn
― Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Thursday, 25 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
Nov 03 Terminal West at King Plow Atlanta, GANov 06 The Crocodie Seattle, WANov 07 The Shakedown Bellingham, WANov 08 Fortune Sound Club Vancouver, CanadaNov 09 Branx Portland, ORNov 14 Majestic Madison, WINov 15 Reggies Rock Club Chicago, ILNov 16 Mac's Bar Lansing, MINov 17 Shadow Lounge Pittsburgh, PANov 19 Brooklyn Bowl Brooklyn, NYNov 20 U Street Music Hall Washington, DCNov 21 Ottobar Baltimore, MDDec 31 Rickshaw Stop San Francisco, CA
― Sadly, 99.99 percent of sheeple will never wake up (I DIED), Sunday, 28 October 2012 09:14 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h1zGqRXZlnY
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1zGqRXZlnY
well then
great ff moves @ 1:20
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:05 (eleven years ago) link
amazing restraint in not making the obvious "poop deck" joke
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:10 (eleven years ago) link
to the gifmobile!
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
beat is hilarious
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
^____^
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 01:36 (eleven years ago) link
excellent slick mahoney appearance
― frogbs, Wednesday, 6 February 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
Can hear my housemate singing Can He Move It Like This in the shower right now hahaha
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Sunday, 17 February 2013 09:24 (eleven years ago) link
this is the best song theyve done in agesq
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago) link
perfect balance between half-assed and really deliberate craft
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link
yes this is so good
― J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link
we need gifs of humma moving the net from in front of his face asap
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link
everyone says this about new songs they drop like 'smang it' was illmatic or something (ok, it is) but this is the best song since 'smang it'
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:14 (eleven years ago) link
sometimes i think about what my life would be like now if i'd had the benefit of receiving the patented humma stoneface at key moments of foolishness
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:20 (eleven years ago) link
gotta love how most TJ songs reference other TJ songs
"Go Grab My Belt" was always my favorite but I thought that "Why I Gotta Wait?" had the "best since Smang It" label
― frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link
this video is also easily the funniest thing they've done since smang it
― J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link
well it does have hands down the hottest girl to appear in any TJ video
― frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:24 (eleven years ago) link
ya their taste in round the way girls is damn near sublime
still love she out of 'why i gotta wait' the best but these new ones run very close
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:30 (eleven years ago) link
i cant stop laughing at the scene where flynt says "I know of 3 dudes that fertilized them eggs" and it shows three guys, of which two are clearly the same person
― frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link
not like "oh it's the same guy with a comedy moustache, lol", just straight up same person with a different color shirt on
this guy whatchya seems skillswise p much indistinguishable to a lot of pros, i wouldnt bat an eye if u told me he was some second stringer on dtp or whatever
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:37 (eleven years ago) link
haha yeah i like that lil bit of realness in the mix
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link
i rap and i sing for my team, michael bivinsnever trust a booty or a smile that's a given
― The Reverend, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:42 (eleven years ago) link
the real question is, when is the next Slick Mahoney joint dropping, I'm sick of him appearing in every TJ video but not actually singing
― frogbs, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
plank walk twerk is brilliant
― J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 20:43 (eleven years ago) link
i don't think i ever watched the "lemme smang it" video
― lex pretend, Monday, 18 February 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
lex!!!!!!!!!!!
― J0rdan S., Monday, 18 February 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link
c'mon lex do it!!!!!
― 'glown' with the king (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 18 February 2013 21:02 (eleven years ago) link
lex hates humor
― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 18 February 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRvYA7qT7g
be sure to check this other turquoise jeep classic too lex
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:24 (eleven years ago) link
ha, did i drop my yung humma = kilo ali gem itt?
― The Reverend, Monday, 18 February 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
its so true
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 18 February 2013 22:28 (eleven years ago) link
i mean, kilo ali is so much more than young humma but yeah
only i have gems iirc
― r|t|c, Monday, 18 February 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link
lex, if you've never heard Kilo's Organized Bass, you'd love that album
― The Reverend, Monday, 18 February 2013 22:54 (eleven years ago) link
I don't really mind that lex hates humor I just wish he wouldn't, unprovoked, keep reminding us that he hates humor
― 乒乓, Monday, 18 February 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link
^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qsn6Z5WzOM
― frogbs, Tuesday, 19 February 2013 23:28 (eleven years ago) link
motherfucking shit these guys played here last night
― goole, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:48 (eleven years ago) link
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
i cannot fucking believe i missed a chance to hear 'go grab my belt' live
― goole, Sunday, 14 April 2013 01:51 (eleven years ago) link
i was thinking the same
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 14 April 2013 05:25 (eleven years ago) link
literally read the paper today and thought "you're shitting me"
it seems like they've toured through the same markets twice in the past year or 6 months, so i imagine they'll be back soon?
― Rapper Boy (some dude), Sunday, 14 April 2013 11:33 (eleven years ago) link
they put on a really good show!
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link
were there dancers on stage with them
― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:52 (eleven years ago) link
trust me they did not need them. however they did bring people on stage for "treat me like a pirate" during which Humma pretty much got molested nonstop
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link
trust me they did not need them.
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:56 (17 minutes ago) Permalink
lol, this is v true
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 14 April 2013 22:14 (eleven years ago) link
apparently they're playing in brooklyn tonight?
http://www.brooklynbowl.com/event/222621-turquoise-jeep-brooklyn/
― unknown pleasure zone (uptown churl), Thursday, 25 April 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link
wowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygLNFdUgtw
― frogbs, Saturday, 29 June 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
damn, future really sold out
― r|t|c, Saturday, 29 June 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
one of my friends just discovered "Taste You Like Yogurt" via Gizmodo which gave me the opportunity to introduce him to "Lemme Smang It"
basically my whole day has been made already
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 13:35 (ten years ago) link
I gladly paid 99 cents for this and have blasted it on the way to and from work every day since :S
― frogbs, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
o man i did not know flynt was gonna show up in that
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
wld smang yogurt girl
― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link
did we ever talk about "I Want Pie"?
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link
xp
― r|t|c, Monday, February 18, 2013 12:30 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYfGx1b58Qo important
― thot police (fadanuf4erybody), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:39 (ten years ago) link
wow @ the eva longoria lookalike
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:47 (ten years ago) link
oh wait. i'm thinking of eva mendes
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:52 (ten years ago) link
that's eva-ist
― 2 Steenz (some dude), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 02:55 (ten years ago) link
i like 'naughty farmer'
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, 23 September 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
yeah it may be their best one yet, even beats out "Why I gotta wait?" for me
they don't really feel like a novelty act anymore
― frogbs, Sunday, 29 September 2013 15:31 (ten years ago) link
they totally still feel like a novelty act lol
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:26 (ten years ago) link
nah i kinda see what frogbs is saying
this one could pretty much just be a demo track for an early pretty ricky tune
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link
obv pr are not the acme of sober professionalism either but yknow
― r|t|c, Sunday, 29 September 2013 17:45 (ten years ago) link
The humour in Naughty Farmer is way too forced for it to be their best.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 29 September 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link
lemme smang it is their citizen kane
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Sunday, 29 September 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
― Me & Mahomies (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Sunday, 29 September 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link
new TJ album just dropped, 8 of the 12 tracks are brand new, looks like Christmas is coming early this year
― frogbs, Sunday, 22 December 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link
god damn this is smooth as hell, "Crotch Rock That, Girl" is pretty much the best thing ever right now
― frogbs, Sunday, 22 December 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link
seriously I'm my tenth listen of that song now and I can't fuckin stop
― frogbs, Sunday, 22 December 2013 07:01 (ten years ago) link
and here's the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYrYOtgmtMg
― frogbs, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 01:07 (ten years ago) link
I feel duty bound to inform this thread that 'Smang It' was played at my wedding reception. Obviously my role in this was to do the Humma grind while my wife, in true Turquoise Jeep video style, stood there and looked bored. Top five life moment, probably.
― Matt DC, Monday, 29 September 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
yesssss
― call all destroyer, Monday, 29 September 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
HERO
― 💪😈⚠️ (DJP), Monday, 29 September 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
that's amazing & congrats!
― out here like a flopson (tpp), Monday, 29 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
yes, congrats on this grand achievement
― Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:14 (nine years ago) link
<3<3<3<3<3
― bobby shmorbius (The Reverend), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:20 (nine years ago) link
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=75694
― bobby shmorbius (The Reverend), Monday, 29 September 2014 20:21 (nine years ago) link
there is a guy in the library rn who looks like slick mahony and i think he mightve just noticed me trying to get a picture
― gbx, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 19:01 (nine years ago) link
love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O5LJDy2bWk
― frogbs, Monday, 20 July 2015 13:35 (eight years ago) link
new album out. the crew is now just Flossy + Whatchya and one new guy. still sounds pretty good though. props for sticking to it for this long.
― frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link
oh damn, we found Humma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwQWOAeOKU
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 February 2018 13:43 (six years ago) link
new song. its been stuck in my head for a while now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgtHK0ETWQg
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link