KEEP THE JEEP RIDIN' - the all-purpouse Turquoise Jeep thread- Yung Humma, Flynt Flo$$y + crew

new video drops in 2 hours!!

http://www.turquoisejeep.com/Turquoise_Jeep_Records/Home.html

non-SMANG IT gifs go on this thread too

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;_;

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ws this girl
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ws&b, so lets just say ws

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mNQX8lUEDI

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Turquoise Jeep songs/videos are the only things capable of giving life meaning again

slick mahoney is prob my least favorite TJ member, but glad nonetheless that the jeep is ridin again

flynt flo$$y cameo is quality

this is way more quality than the other slick mahoney joint

i still haven't had a chance to listen to this btw

i think "sex syrup" is kind of a jam -- obv it couldn't pass as a real artist's song, not just cuz of the lyrics but obv how much of a prince rip it is, but as a parody song i think it works well

I think TJ are their best the closer they hew to the line of plausibility, not that any of their songs have reached that line (this is a good thing, if they ever did, the whole schtick would fall apart). But a couple of their songs, in which category I would place "Sex Syrup", are a bit too openly goofy for their own good.

i agree w/ that last part -- i guess i was saying that i find the song to be pretty catchy & since it's obv a parody it doesn't matter to me how much it rips prince

your post is why i think "cavities" is almost as good as "lemme smang it"

btw I kept the jeep ridin' by buying an mp3 of "Lemme Smang It" off amazon yesterday

i bought one off itunes the other day

me too

Stretchy Pants is the worst

how do u distinguish the worst from the best with these guys

best: smang it
worst: stretchy pants

^see its easy

yes

smang it is pretty much the only flat-out great song theyve done

i always tune out the other songs halfway thru :(

"cavities" is the totally the "smang it" of r&b

yeah but the beat is more grating

Bought the whole collection of iTunes and I love it. "Stretchy Pants" is one of my favs though. Flynt Flo$$y just kills it in that one. "Go Grab My Belt" is a serious jam. That scene in the video when the explosions go off behind him is so incredible it makes me upset they didn't just do that every chorus.

IMO this is way better than stuff like The Lonely Island because it sounds like stuff black people might actually listen to.

^board description

IMO this is way better than stuff like The Lonely Island because it sounds like stuff black people might actually listen to.

― frogbs, Monday, 3 January 2011 14:20 (54 minutes ago)

o_O

I get a little more of a Tim & Eric for black ppl vibe than Lonely Island

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uh they're opening for BIG BOI in atlanta?

http://www.facebook.com/#!/permalink.php?story_fbid=137787392948580&id=66137882060

:-)

the smang it video has nearly 1 mill views doesnt it?

good for them.

the smang it video has nearly 1 mill views doesnt it?

― ich bin ein ilxor (deej), Wednesday, January 12, 2011 1:47 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

shipley better know that tummiscratch produced it then

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sb'd you for trying to ruin this thread real talk

@nate_robinson Nate Robinson
S/O to Turquoise jeep records for the cavities song all time classic #WordAApp!
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lol

NEW FLO$$Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxi73RQlLB8&feature=player_embedded

this song & video are amazing

CLAP CLAP CLAP
CLAP CLAP SNAP

^^

QUICK NOTE I NEED TO

!!!!

it's like they WANTED a poll

i think my favorite part of the video is at the end when flossy & the other dude are doing some slow motion shit & then another guy fly across the frame doing backflips

did i mention i like to

http://i.imgur.com/CO8A6.gif

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http://i.min.us/iejCUY.gif

this is like some "secret weapon revealed at last!" type of shit

round the world pointing at DANCE @2:56 needs a gif.

http://i.min.us/ieo9N4.gif

http://i.min.us/ibTvQy.gif

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this is like some "secret weapon revealed at last!" type of shit

― Trip Maker, Tuesday, February 8, 2011 9:38 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Otm. I feel like he should have mentioned he likes to dance sooner.

!!!

<3 'go grab my belt' btw

Wow that is a very legit moonwalk

I haven't seen dancing this good in a music video since MC Hammer, and I mean that in a good way

Best line - "She got a sexy thing (she do)/go touch her sexy thing/she got a sexy friend (uh huh)/go touch her sexy friend" (though I might be hearing that wrong)

PUT YOUR HANDS ON EM
STRETCHY PANTS ON EM

I need a gif of 3:16-3:20

hey guys,

as lol as the video is, this song is not all that

smang it is still the one to beat

deej otm

I've been DJing TJ stuff recently and "Did I Mention I Like to Dance" always kills it, definitely not a good headphone song but it's definitely one of the best. Of course "Smang It" is the most requested, for whatever reason "Sex Syrup" is too

people request Smang It? People _know_ Smang It?

a girl I know who isn't on ILX, who seems to mainly listen to the Arcade Fire and the National, posted a link to Smang It video on Facebook the other day. apparently it made her LOL.

xp - not until I played it a few times first; but I think the word is getting out.

I heard TJ were touring this year, and I'd be interested to see the turnout...looking at the interviews and some of the videos I think a lot of these guys are kinda going "all in" with it..

i dunno where yr djing it but songwriting-wise 'i like to dance' is p derivative dated & generic

doesnt mean its not funny but smang it was awesome because it wasnt just funny but worked as contemporary pop too

i think "i like to dance" is really catchy

it's weird tho cuz it's the first TJ song where the song doesn't try & do any heavy lifting on the humor front

i dunno - "wifey boo" does that too, right? (lean cuisine line excepted)

uhhh derivative dated & generic is generally what kills in nightclubs these days (sadly), but "did i mention..." is pretty good as far as those types of songs go

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Happy NLMSI day everybody!

very cool holiday

can't believe i'm ill on our national day of smanging. :'(

tonight's the night- 6:30 pm = SMANGTIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKA99EfPkpk

well i'm excited

So, if Yung Humma got wit Lady, would they be Smankin?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvN9YwiveXc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkC7scYsLNA

:-\

like "did i mention i like to dance" i think this is an outright good song, but not funny -- kinda weird

whatchyamcallit has always kinda been a weak link tho & i never don't find flynt flossy to be funny

not to mention dudes are desperately trying to re-create the magic of "smang it"

you can tell from the "happy sexgiving behind the scenes" that they're funny guys but i dunno i think they're trying too hard post-smang-it

holding out for the next humma track tbh

i like whatchyamcallit, but this song isn't really that good, it's definitely one of the filler tracks on the album. btw "Shuyamouf" is awesome, especially the video

wait flynt flossy is charlie murphy

I would buy that but I have a hard time believing that Charlie Murphy can dance like Flynt Flossy can dance.

also charlie murphy doesn't have one funny bone in his body

Also he seems a good deal taller than Flynt?

oh shit opening next dj set with this remix

http://soundcloud.com/bobby-c-sound-tv/did-i-mention-i-like-to-dance

this would be so dope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxMF6c8NTjs

awww <3

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okay "Fried or Fertilized" is just... wow

dunno about you guys but TJ is starting to legitimately become popular around where I am, "Smang It" and "Sex Syrup" are big among pretty much everyone I know

though it seems like 90% of their fans are white

what % of people u know are white

i enjoy 'go grab my belt' as a joke, and as a song.

well uhhh I'm not saying something like that based on people I know, and even so it's definitely not as much as 90%

i'm just judging it based on the YT videos they post up that actually show the fans, though I might be wrong about this

I introduced "Lemme Smang It" to some Bay Area friends of mine, it was quite the hit

also WTF is with these guys and their facial hair

I'm pretty sure at one point Flynt Flossy's moustache was fake, but now it seems real ??

hey frogbs lets keep talking about race itt

why, do you have some sort of a lecture

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaCd5Y9xP3k

this stuff is definitely better than Lonely Island

that song is legit good

that song IS legit good!

most of these dudes' vids end up looking like bollywood song vids imo

want to live on T. JEEP St.

disagree that the song trascends lols -- not a good enough performer imo

that's a good time

I want a "Flynt Flo$$y Is My Favorite Rapper" shirt so bad, but I know I'd only wear it a couple times and then it would disappear into a wasteland of forgotten t-shirts.

New song is tight.

I introduced "Lemme Smang It" to some Bay Area friends of mine, it was quite the hit

yeah, same here (i mean, not in the bay area, but yeah). easy sale.

favorites in descending order = "smang it", "cavities", "belt", "dance", "shuyamouf". new song's great, but i'm not sure where it fits in. some of the others, like "licky sticky" & "fried or fertilized", i just don't like.

Fried or fertilized has the biggest divergence between lolz and musicality

otm. "dance" falls on the other end of that spectrum.

yeah "can he move it like this" could be a legit club hit

well it's kinda obvs a take on "This Is How We Do It" so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EpaO3t81UM

new video "Happy Sexgiving". pretty catchy

Young Humma's --stone face-- is one of the 7 wonders of the world.

yeah, just looking at humma at this point cracks me the hell up

lol @ flynt flo$$y cartoon cameo

Kinda feeling like 5 years from now the benchmark for young starlets will be "I appeared in a Turquoise Jeep video"

i'm disappointed with 'sexgiving' :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajcGDaLy4Zw

okay like

looool @ the other dudes

thats prob top 3 turquoise jeep for me already

yeah for real - the tummiscratch flute solo at the end, "lick you from your tater to your tot to your tummy" (!)

"lick you from your tater to your tot to your tummy" (!)

― unique housing opportunity (swanbed.gif) (govern yourself accordingly), Monday, October 10, 2011 5:38 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol i loved this

Doooooope. Def best TJ joint of 2011.

Had to rewind that line xp

"did i mention i like to dance" is my fav video just for the sheer amount of ridiculous flynt flossy dance moves

the girl in the sexgiving video is gorgeous

lol "I know about three dudes that fertilized them eggs" and two of them being the same dude in different shirts

yeah that was a great touch

either way the girls in the videos are definitely getting hotter over time

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i need a .gif of 3:20

this is def the strongest since 'smang it' imo

http://www.nbadraft.net/forum/do-atlanta-need-point-guard

classic chorus

this is pretty great

pennywhistle dude in orange mask at the end!

I can't believe how great this is

yeah i've had it stuck in my head all day. definitely on par with "go grab my belt" or even "smang it"

pennywhistle dude in orange mask at the end!

― loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, October 11, 2011 4:37 AM (12 hours ago)

*ahem* you mean, Tummiscratch?

LOL @ gilbert arenas for josh smith

i think 'go grab my belt' is still best

need a gif of him jumping off the wall tho

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqxh48rN9I1qbdjyso1_400.gif

love the vocal line in the new one that's just flynt flossy reacting incredulously to his own verses

THAT GIF!!

yo!

woot

was thinking about doing a TJ poll, but it would just be "Smang It" in a landslide, right?

yeah, you'd have to exclude that

fried or fertilized close second

I'd be torn between "Go Grab My Belt" and "Stretchy Pants"

When I look at you baby I think of breakfast

I'd go for either "Did I Mention I Like to Dance" or "Why I Gotta Wait"

oh my god I'm hearing "Cavities" for the first time right now

jesus I should not be listening to so much of these guys at one time

okay I don't think I paid enough attention to "Fried or Fertilized" the first time I played it

wtf @ the whistle

saw these dudes just walking down the street at sxsw

why did you not stop them for a picture

my phone aka camera has been eternally out of batteries

this entire festival is 50% searching for power sockets

sxsw 2013 business venture: homeless people who are recharging stations

wow i almost made a nearly almost identical joke

nearly almost

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my friends got me the best birthday cake

<3

love

hoooollllllllly shit

otm

you have the greatest friends

omg

XD

you have the greatest friends

― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Monday, May 21, 2012 1:30 PM

^^

:D

i die

ohhh yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4lrJcSjhbU

that's a great video

saw these dudes @ sxsw and they had such a clean show. Like they all did so much on stage and it all came off really well

one of the more professional shows I've seen in a while from an internet novelty act

there should be some sort of punctuation in there, don't think I've seen any other internet novelty acts

one of the more professional shows I've seen in a while from an internet novelty act

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, June 20, 2012 10:36 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah no joke these guys are legit pros

figured "did I mention I like to dance" made that very clear

anyway, i'm kind of disappointed we haven't heard from Slick Mahoney lately. it's about time for a new one.

oh yeah if you got 10 minutes this "documentary" is really great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCMFtwpm4DU

*knock knock*
who is it?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

who's the rapping white girl?

really liking "My Bad, I'm Sad", which comes up in that video at 3:24

I guess the rapping white girl is "Moonrock"?

i don't think she's anybody, maybe a new member of the TJ crew

Flynt Flo-double-S
It's time to have Ses
Read between the lines
Replace that s with a x

gotta admit i'm feeling the catwoman mask

this is a n00b question but what city are these guys from?

iirc Flynt said they are from various points on the Eastern seaboard

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/524281_10150969154082061_427758097_n.jpg

oh man, these dudes are playing Seattle election night.

damn

Nov 03 Terminal West at King Plow Atlanta, GA
Nov 06 The Crocodie Seattle, WA
Nov 07 The Shakedown Bellingham, WA
Nov 08 Fortune Sound Club Vancouver, Canada
Nov 09 Branx Portland, OR
Nov 14 Majestic Madison, WI
Nov 15 Reggies Rock Club Chicago, IL
Nov 16 Mac's Bar Lansing, MI
Nov 17 Shadow Lounge Pittsburgh, PA
Nov 19 Brooklyn Bowl Brooklyn, NY
Nov 20 U Street Music Hall Washington, DC
Nov 21 Ottobar Baltimore, MD
Dec 31 Rickshaw Stop San Francisco, CA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=h1zGqRXZlnY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1zGqRXZlnY

well then

great ff moves @ 1:20

amazing restraint in not making the obvious "poop deck" joke

to the gifmobile!

beat is hilarious

^____^

excellent slick mahoney appearance

Can hear my housemate singing Can He Move It Like This in the shower right now hahaha

this is the best song theyve done in agesq

perfect balance between half-assed and really deliberate craft

yes this is so good

we need gifs of humma moving the net from in front of his face asap

everyone says this about new songs they drop like 'smang it' was illmatic or something (ok, it is) but this is the best song since 'smang it'

sometimes i think about what my life would be like now if i'd had the benefit of receiving the patented humma stoneface at key moments of foolishness

gotta love how most TJ songs reference other TJ songs

"Go Grab My Belt" was always my favorite but I thought that "Why I Gotta Wait?" had the "best since Smang It" label

this video is also easily the funniest thing they've done since smang it

well it does have hands down the hottest girl to appear in any TJ video

ya their taste in round the way girls is damn near sublime

still love she out of 'why i gotta wait' the best but these new ones run very close

i cant stop laughing at the scene where flynt says "I know of 3 dudes that fertilized them eggs" and it shows three guys, of which two are clearly the same person

not like "oh it's the same guy with a comedy moustache, lol", just straight up same person with a different color shirt on

this guy whatchya seems skillswise p much indistinguishable to a lot of pros, i wouldnt bat an eye if u told me he was some second stringer on dtp or whatever

haha yeah i like that lil bit of realness in the mix

i rap and i sing for my team, michael bivins
never trust a booty or a smile that's a given

the real question is, when is the next Slick Mahoney joint dropping, I'm sick of him appearing in every TJ video but not actually singing

plank walk twerk is brilliant

i don't think i ever watched the "lemme smang it" video

lex!!!!!!!!!!!

c'mon lex do it!!!!!

lex hates humor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJRvYA7qT7g

be sure to check this other turquoise jeep classic too lex

ha, did i drop my yung humma = kilo ali gem itt?

its so true

i mean, kilo ali is so much more than young humma but yeah

only i have gems iirc

lex, if you've never heard Kilo's Organized Bass, you'd love that album

I don't really mind that lex hates humor I just wish he wouldn't, unprovoked, keep reminding us that he hates humor

^_^

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qsn6Z5WzOM

motherfucking shit these guys played here last night

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

i cannot fucking believe i missed a chance to hear 'go grab my belt' live

i was thinking the same

literally read the paper today and thought "you're shitting me"

it seems like they've toured through the same markets twice in the past year or 6 months, so i imagine they'll be back soon?

they put on a really good show!

were there dancers on stage with them

trust me they did not need them. however they did bring people on stage for "treat me like a pirate" during which Humma pretty much got molested nonstop

trust me they did not need them.

― frogbs, Sunday, 14 April 2013 21:56 (17 minutes ago) Permalink

lol, this is v true

apparently they're playing in brooklyn tonight?

http://www.brooklynbowl.com/event/222621-turquoise-jeep-brooklyn/

wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygLNFdUgtw

damn, future really sold out

one of my friends just discovered "Taste You Like Yogurt" via Gizmodo which gave me the opportunity to introduce him to "Lemme Smang It"

basically my whole day has been made already

I gladly paid 99 cents for this and have blasted it on the way to and from work every day since :S

o man i did not know flynt was gonna show up in that

wld smang yogurt girl

did we ever talk about "I Want Pie"?

xp

ya their taste in round the way girls is damn near sublime

― r|t|c, Monday, February 18, 2013 12:30 PM Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYfGx1b58Qo important

wow @ the eva longoria lookalike

oh wait. i'm thinking of eva mendes

that's eva-ist

i like 'naughty farmer'

yeah it may be their best one yet, even beats out "Why I gotta wait?" for me

they don't really feel like a novelty act anymore

they totally still feel like a novelty act lol

nah i kinda see what frogbs is saying

this one could pretty much just be a demo track for an early pretty ricky tune

obv pr are not the acme of sober professionalism either but yknow

The humour in Naughty Farmer is way too forced for it to be their best.

lemme smang it is their citizen kane

otm

new TJ album just dropped, 8 of the 12 tracks are brand new, looks like Christmas is coming early this year

god damn this is smooth as hell, "Crotch Rock That, Girl" is pretty much the best thing ever right now

seriously I'm my tenth listen of that song now and I can't fuckin stop

and here's the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYrYOtgmtMg

I feel duty bound to inform this thread that 'Smang It' was played at my wedding reception. Obviously my role in this was to do the Humma grind while my wife, in true Turquoise Jeep video style, stood there and looked bored. Top five life moment, probably.

yesssss

HERO

that's amazing & congrats!

yes, congrats on this grand achievement

<3<3<3<3<3

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=75694

there is a guy in the library rn who looks like slick mahony and i think he mightve just noticed me trying to get a picture

love this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O5LJDy2bWk

new album out. the crew is now just Flossy + Whatchya and one new guy. still sounds pretty good though. props for sticking to it for this long.

oh damn, we found Humma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDwQWOAeOKU

new song. its been stuck in my head for a while now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgtHK0ETWQg