The Hon. Roland Augusto Jestyn Estanislao Philipps (aka Todd Sharpville)

WTF are you crack smokers in the UK on.

It is claimed that he is "the world’s first blue-blooded bluesman, being a titled member of one of the UK’s oldest aristocratic families, descending from royal lineage." In 2010, the Conservative Party asked him to stand for election as a Prospective parliamentary candidate, but he declined the offer.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Motorbike.jpg

I really really hope this guys has a song called "The RELEASE THE HOUNDS Blues"

I guess every country DOES get the Springsteen it deserves.

oh snap

Darkness At The Edge of The Manor (Replace The Lightbulbs, Jeeves)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_z0aiexz7w

Todd Sharpville - "Lousy Husband (But A Real Good Dad)"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Diz6sPxyrGM&feature=related

This dude is the blues Michael Buble

Sharpville is also the sole heir to another 4 family titles held by the current Viscount: Baron Strange Of Knockin (1299), Baron Hungerford (1426), Baron de Moleyns (1445), and the Baronetcy Of Picton Castle (1621).

"Strange of Knockin." Right.

Well I woke up this morning
And the butler had the day off
Yeah I said I woke up this morning
And the butler had the day off
I had to make my own cup of tea
Oh lord why's this happening to me?

some aristocratic titles are elaborate jokes, right

You say this knowing that if you were Baron Strange of Knockin you would be the happiest man alive.

"His second blues album The Meaning Of Life (CRCD0057) was released in 2001 on Cathouse Records and featured guests Leo Sayer"

looooool

up until now I was pretty sure the meaning of life did not involve Leo Sayer

God it's like you guys never heard one of the classic blues albums of all time.

http://globalhermit.com/ilx/sayer.png

I am so shamed

That's a good start. Let's whip that up into misery, and get you some noble background and I think we have a contract for ya, kid!