Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their name

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A friend was recently waxing rhapsodic about the band Pissed Jeans, but I simply can't get beyond that stupid name. Perhaps I'm missing some great music as a result. I've loved a lot of embarassingly-named bands in my day too, but I just can't support a band called Pissed Jeans.

Et vous?

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

This is terrible, but I've never given John Vanderslice's music a chance because of his last name. I don't know why.

tylerw, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Killing Joke

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

2 pac

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

harry pussy

mark cl, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I was a fan, but I very quickly stopped telling those "not in the know" that I admired the band Garbage because of the response the name alone generated.

The Wild Shirtless Lyrics of Mark Farner (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

I quite liked Nashville Pussy when they first made the rounds (when Corey Parks was still the bass player). I've since lost interest/sobered up. I even have a Nashville Pussy t-shirt (complete with since legally-contested bobcat design), but never feel like wearing it, as it'll mean explaining to offended parties that (a) it's a band and (b) they took their name from a ludicrous Ted Nugent quote on Double Live Gonzo and (c) who really gives a damn anyway?

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys if it's OK with you I'm going to totally hate this band sight unseen for their name having the phrase "pure AT heart" in it instead of "pure OF heart." even if they did it on purpose to be 'funny' or something.

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brewer and what (some dude), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

lots of people i respect seem to think my morning jacket is alright but there is no way i can get past that name

fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Agreed on My Morning Jacket. CANNOT get beyond it.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Used to really be bothered by At the Drive-In too. Even if it's a stab at Poison's "Talk Dirty To Me" (is it?), it's just lame.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Gentle Giant
Scout Niblett
Blind Melon
Pearl Jam
Black Moth Super Rainbow
Wolfmother
Animal Collective

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Toad the Wet Sprocket
New Found Glory
Boards of Canada

james k polk, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

the whitest boy alive

lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I refused to listen to Death Cab For Cutie for years because of their name. Even after I inadvertently heard and liked them, I've refused to ever own any of their music, just because I hate their name.

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Basically 95% of indie/emo bands

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Took me a while to shell out for anything by The Butthole Surfers.

Soukesian, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

c-murder

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

clap your hands say yeah

Gentle Giant
I don't really like prog but I always liked the name

iatee, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

It took me a long time to listen to Of Montreal because I thought the name was so pretentious. My Mom despised the band Hole because of their name but I caught her singing along to Violet once!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

xp iatee: I think I have an aversion to anything that has a name that smacks of "elves and fairies in the forest" or new age/hippie stuff - Animal Collective made me think of hippie jam bands where the musicians have power animals.

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah agree on animal collective at least

iatee, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

my two were mentioned:

My Morning Jacket - got over it and think they're pretty ace
Deathcab for Cutie - i think i heard them once and found them unremarkable enough to go on ignoring

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I know it's shallow of me but no matter how many times they sweep the Voice poll I still can't bring myself to listen to The Guys Who're Gonna Beat J0hn D's Ass

Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Big Dick McGee

brocktune (jeff), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I like the name but I couldn't forgive him for killing his wife marion

鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Black Moth Super Rainbow OTM.

ilxor, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

clap your hands say yeah
the yeah yeah yeahs

basically

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Fucked Up, for awhile, now i like them a lot

wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

minus the bear

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Dog, I guess. I've still never knowingly heard them.

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

It took me a while to get around to checking out Eyehategod because of the name. I'm glad I got past that.

Pissed Jeans, oddly enough, doesn't bother me as a name. It suits their sound. They're good! One of the better pigfuck revival acts out there.

buttslam is a pretty good move (circa1916), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah yeah yeahs is a great band name, except for when you have to say it aloud

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

funny, i do remember, way back when I was a teen, hearing about this band Pavement and thinking, come on, come up with a real band name, dudes. Just sounded boring, along the lines of grunge bands naming songs "Porch."

tylerw, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

You couldn't pay me a million dollars to listen to one second of the work of a band with a name like "Death Cab for Cutie". No fucking way.

Bill Magill, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Final Fantasy
Dr. Dog

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ryan adams

i figured anybody w/name that close to bryan adams who didn't change it couldn't possibly be any good.

m coleman, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe i'm in the minority here, but Death Cab For Cutie's name is my fave thing about them, becuz it makes me think of that funny Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band song.

tylerw, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

!!! is another one, actually

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

In case y'all didn't know:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Cab_for_Cutie_(song)

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

(oh xpost!)

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

and yet, they are totally humorless and sound nothing like the Bonzos AND are just terrible in general

Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

agreed

tylerw, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Dogs Die in Hot Cars

Genghis Khan and his brother Don (G00blar), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

They've been too ubiquitous here for me to write them off solely because of their name, but I think I might have given Arctic Monkeys more of a chance if they were called just about anything else instead.

Genghis Khan and his brother Don (G00blar), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I gave Dananananaykroyd a listen on emusic out of morbid curiosity (expected some horrible joke band) and was pleasantly surprised with my favorite album of the year to date...

dlp9001, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^^I have been struggling with friends' recommendations owing to their name

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Used to really be bothered by At the Drive-In too. Even if it's a stab at Poison's "Talk Dirty To Me" (is it?), it's just lame.

Haha, I never made that leap from At-the Drive In to Poison, but I love it!

display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

i had a friend who was really into the pAper chAse & kept insisting i check them out but i refused because i thought their name looked dumb. now, "When & If The Big One Hits" is one of my favorite songs but i still don't like looking at their name.

more recently, i had a similar experience with tUnE-YaRdS.

myndbloom, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Gastunk has a name that just doesn't entice.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Ween.

Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

And also Death Cab For Cutie.

Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Heltah Skeltah
Cunninglynguists
All Natural

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Anal Cunt.... there's a tough one to defend.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

After disliking Crystal Castles, feeling meh about Crystal Stilts, and not getting much from Deerhoof, I'm unreasonably skeptical of recent advice to check out Crystal Antlers.

bendy, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah anything with "Wolf" in the title

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

apart from "Wolf Eyes" because they were the first one I knew about and they blew my 17 year-old brain to bits

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Crystal Antlers are great and better than those other bands (judgment based entirely on the one show we played with them - haven't heard their recorded output)

Pre-Beatles Yoko Ono (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link

for a long time one reason i didn't get into radiohead was their name. most bands have stupid names these days. and make crap music. coldplay anyone? what kind of name is clouddead? arctic monkeys i have never listened to (is their name supposed to be funny?) but i don't think i missed something. as mentioned upthread the whitest boy alive is a terrible name. like kings of convenience btw. but kings of convenience at least had some great guitar songs. twba are just plain dull. kings of leon i never listened to 'cause of the name. there must be dozens of others i can't think of right now.

alex in mainhattan, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Rapeman, and I'm a pretty big Albini fan.

sleeve, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Any band called The Black whatevers (Keys, Lips, Angels etc). Especially Black Kids.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

dude you should check out black sabbath, good stuff

wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Were they called The Black Sabbaths? Exactly.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i have no interest in them at all, but

someone still loves you boris yeltsin

has got to be among the worst names ever

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Looking at this thread title I felt an immediate identification with the premise. But now I can't for the life think of an example of this that applies to me, although I know there are a lot.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Retro prog band Wobbler. Maybe they're great, but fucking hell.

Matt #2, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

more upsetting are bands whose names are dope and then turn out to be garbage

and yeah, jim otm. i felt like i had a grip of terrible band names i hate ready to drop here and now i'm dry

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link

The Pooh Sticks

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Fudge Tunnel

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:43 (fifteen years ago) link

I guess I don't like to be reminded of poop

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't listen to Fuck Buttons for a long time because their name sounded like some stupid Vice Magazine bullshit. but I'm glad I got over it because I actually really like 'em.

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

also I think I would've liked Wooden Shjips about 80% more if their name wasn't spelled like that.

(interestingly, this did not keep me from diggin' Wzt Hearts)

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Ah, but Fudge Tunnel sound exactly like what you'd expect them to with a name like that,

I too hated the Pooh Sticks for their name. Then I heard their music, and I hated them even more.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I too am on the no-more-animals/black/crystal names anti-bandwagon. Obviously I've made exceptions, but yeah.

Matos W.K., Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

bands that use thee instead of the.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

i knew there was something i was forgetting.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

unfortunately most of those bands are pretty quality imo

fucken cumlord (omar little), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

daimn.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Mi@sma & The Carousel Of Headless Horses

Matt #2, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Looking at this thread title I felt an immediate identification with the premise. But now I can't for the life think of an example of this that applies to me, although I know there are a lot.

― Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:28 PM (1 hour ago)

europeen handball (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Disco Inferno sure have a misleading band name. Wish I'd looked into them a lot sooner.

I always assumed the Deftones were some kind of ska punk band. Was suprised by their actual output.

Was completely put off by the Presets assuming they were hipster shit. Well, they're not far removed from that but they're actually also pretty good.

one art, please (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link

ILM I'm disappointed in you. All this time and no Gay Dad mention? For shame.

display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link

I avoided Neutral Milk Hotel for years, and still feel embarrassed trying to convince people they should give them a listen.

Never gave Super Furry Animals a thought because of their name. Now kicking self.

staggerlee, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I punched a wall the first time I heard the name Fallout Boy.

Popper, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

A lot of the groups already mentioned are in this thread.

Add: Raccoo-oo-oon, Wildildlife, roughly 99% of all post rock groups with a name containing more than three words, metal groups that sounded like an angry 13 year-old named them (christfucker666 or whatever)... I could go on and on, really.

slugbaiting (rockapads), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:03 (fifteen years ago) link

oh god Neutral Milk Hotel otm

i was camping w/some pals and someone started playing songs from Aeroplane (<--- I understand that this is embarrassing on its own) and this dude was like 'hey who is that i'd like to check them out' and i was genuinely embarrassed to give him the name :-/

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Chickenfoot gets written off for the name and for SH equally

outdoor_miner, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Has no one said TV On The Radio yet? I've actively sought out albums, put them on, pondered them for 1minute 30 seconds then thought "But they're called 'TV on the' fucking 'Radio'" and switch them off in disgust.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:16 (fifteen years ago) link

yea tv on the radio is pretty terrible, tho i like the band

mark cl, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Margot & the Nuclear So and So's

Tries so hard and falls so flat. Hootie & the Blowfish is a better name.

Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Gay Dad have the disadvantage of not seeming for a second like a band one would be missing out on by avoiding because of their name.

Matos W.K., Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

I realize this is true of lots of others named here, but Gay Dad even more so.

Matos W.K., Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

is there actually someone named Margot in Margot & the Nuclear So and So's? still a terrible name, but much more terrible if there isn't ...

tylerw, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:38 (fifteen years ago) link

In reality, the band is called Margot after Gwyneth Paltrow's character in the Wes Anderson film The Royal Tenenbaums.

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:41 (fifteen years ago) link

the best thing about gay dad was their name.

any band that is called something like The Shunts or The Houses or The Bikeracks or anything stupid like that.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago) link

it just gets worse...

Pre Margot
Richard Edwards was in a band during his college years called Archer Avenue (named after the street where the characters in The Royal Tenenbaums lived).

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

WHO THE FUCK NAMES TWO BANDS AFTER THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS

A FUCKING LUNATIC, THAT'S WHO

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Noah and the Whale, to continue on a vague Wes Anderson theme

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Carissa's Wierd

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:46 (fifteen years ago) link

definitely! xpost

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Anal Cunt....

― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 5:15 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So fuckn backwards. Their name is like reason number one why you should listen to this band

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

You Say Party! We Say Die!
Baby Animals
Breakestra
J.J. Gray & Mofro
The Decemberists

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

You Say Party! We Say Die!

^^^works better as an ian riese-moraine username

fucken cumlord (omar little), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 00:51 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^don't get that, but I'll take your word for it

in the same vein:

Get Him Eat Him

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Final Fantasy

Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:03 (fifteen years ago) link

It Hugs Back
Passion Pit
You Love Her Cos She's Dead
1990s

But then I tend not to like bands' names till I've heard the band.

the next grozart, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Well four threads, five posts.

moe greene dolphin street (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^yup (cape)

Uh Huh Her

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:07 (fifteen years ago) link

ANY band named after a Smiths song (I mean come on..). I generally have a hard time with bands named after other bands' songs or albums. It just seems half-assed. It took me a long time to accept Eric's Trip b/c of this. I probably would have had a problem with Radiohead too, except for that I was unaware of the TH song until well after I was already a RH stan.

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

It Hugs Back

aww these guys are awesome

lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

xxpost: was just thinking of Shakespear's Sister...

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

If I hadnt heard their music right away, there's no way I would have given iliketrains any time of day.

one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, bugger the name - the Baby Animals are shit.

one art, please (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Until the CD reissues came out, I completely ignored The Lines and also The Sound because I could never remember their humdrum names. Who knew that they created so much jaw-droppingly splendid music? Too bad about those names, though.

Fishes, You Hit Me With A Flounder (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Shimpboat.

Naive Teen Idol, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Govt. Cheese
Gov't Mule
Big Head Todd & the Monsters
Johnny Hates Jazz
moe

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Cute Is What We Aim For fills me with rage every time I see the name.

Kickstart My Heartwork (J3ff T.), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

"Alex in NYC" is kind of IKEA-grumptious.

Straight from the Top of My Dom (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I am just curious, as this has come up before, but the Jeans aren't angry. We know this, right?

Oh, and the worst: To Kill a Petty Bourgeoisie

grandavis, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

I still haven't bothered with Unsane even though I think I might like them.

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness

― henry s, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 1:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This can't be real. o.o

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't even bring myself to google that.

invitation to rabies (╓abies), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i have no interest in them at all, but

someone still loves you boris yeltsin

has got to be among the worst names ever

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 5:27 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

posters you've written off because of their name...

(j/k)

bnw, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link

^i am glad i checkout out SSLYBY but yeah fuck that really is one of the worst names of all time

lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

checked out

lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago) link

condo fucks (how could one of my fave bands who have a decent name call their last project like that, my esteem for them has definitely decreased after that.)

...and you will know us by the trail of dead (most ridiculuos name ever? the three dots in the beginning are the top of the icing. never really listened to them)

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 05:48 (fifteen years ago) link

The Strange Fruit Project
any the ______ project, really

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link

henry cow, fad gadget

Zeno, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 08:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i dismissed death cab for cutie on the basis id assumed they were another landfill emo band. I then was convinced by a friend who i usually trust on these matters to investigate their music. At which point I dismissed then for being a load of old smug wet toss.

At the moment loads of germans making perfectly good house music are causing dance musics collective skin to crawl over their need to stick 'motor city detroit deep afro soul' minstrel crap in their names

straightola, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 09:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I missed out on mclusky for years, because I convinced myself they sounded like Hefner. Who I have never knowingly heard because of their name.

dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 09:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Terje Rypdal, Shaham Hagai, Nejad Rastegar Nasser, Barrington Levy, Isung Yun, Josek Suk (clearly suks), Professor Longhair (damn hippies), Dr John (get back in the surgery), Peter Tosh (clearly tosh), Sofia Gubaidulina (too close to Gobbolino). Man, racism is hard.

Henry Frog (Frogman Henry), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 10:12 (fifteen years ago) link

jefre cantu ledesma

you say tomato, isao tomita (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link

condo fucks (how could one of my fave bands who have a decent name call their last project like that, my esteem for them has definitely decreased after that.)

you crazy, this is a great name

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:24 (fifteen years ago) link

- Fuck Buttons
- Holy Fuck
- Fucked Up (although this uncited anecdote on their wikipedia page is amusing: "Zucker was replaced as frontman after missing several crucial shows while in jail for punching a Toronto police officer who had stolen a ham sandwich from him")
- I guess I just don't like band names with fuck in them, okay? although I'm oddly indifferent to Anal Cunt.
- Fountains of Wayne (compounded by the fact they're responsible for that horrible Stacey's Mom song)
- The Boy Least Likely To

Some of the ones listed that I've heard — My Morning Jacket, Cute is What We Aim For, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, You Say Party! We Say Die!, and Minus the Bear — I thought lived up to the awfulness of their names.

salsa shark, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link

jefre cantu ledesma

no big loss as far as i can tell, his ep on static caravan is the most boring thing they've ever put out

lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:27 (fifteen years ago) link

chris brown.

i went to school with a guy called chris brown.

it's not a name that really 'pops', is it?

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link

micah blue smaldone

you say tomato, isao tomita (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link

i think i'm just jealous that i didn't have rich hippie parents.

you say tomato, isao tomita (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:37 (fifteen years ago) link

"condo fucks (how could one of my fave bands who have a decent name call their last project like that, my esteem for them has definitely decreased after that.)"

this is all part of the joke, no?

europeen handball (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:39 (fifteen years ago) link

all band names suck, people should just record themselves under their real names, or even better, some kind of identifying number

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Death Cab For Cutie (even finding out about the Bonzo Dog link doesn't appeal)
Modest Mouse
Fuck Buttons
Holy Fuck
Crystal Castles

Various solo artists with really dull names, so dull I can't recall them.

Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 11:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Hefner were better than McClusky- both very good, too. Bad and rather misleading names.

I always thought Nirvana was a terrible name, given their approach, and given that there were a ton of bands in their greater scene that were far more mind-manifesting (Soundgarden, Sonic Youth, Loop)

bendy, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Hefner were a terrible band.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:11 (fifteen years ago) link

You know, I never bothered listening to Hefner or McClusky, and the names were a big part of that.

xpost re artists performing under their own dull names - I get over this, but initially, my reaction tends to be "What, you just couldn't be bothered going to the trouble?"

Soukesian, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:14 (fifteen years ago) link

A Place To Bury Strangers

oooh...I'm so scared!

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Pantytec

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah condo fucks makes me lol

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

if i could punch a name, cute is what we aim for & i love you but chosen darkness would be those names

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Mclusky not McClusky

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link

the bee AY tles

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago) link

In addition to My Morning Jacket, My Brightest Diamond.

I thought A Place to Bury Strangers were a screamo/nu-hardcore band for the longest time.

salsa shark, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:27 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm sure someone's mentioned them already but Dogs Die in Hot Cars

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah used to piss me off (i.e. "You're for getting an ampersand!!!")

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 13:59 (fifteen years ago) link

forgettin'

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I've seen them live (they were good) and got a record (not as good) but ever time I try to tell someone about Raccoo-ooo-oon I feel like a total dipshit. So them.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link

^

Oh, and the worst: To Kill a Petty Bourgeoisie

OTM!

nerve_pylon, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link

The Crystal Method

ooooh, a drug reference...how cool!

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly.

display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^so bad it's worth multiple mentions

henry s, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Oooh, didn't see that one.

display names have been changed to protect the innocent (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link

On! Air! Library! Especially bad because "On Air Library" wouldn't be a bad band name at all.

Genghis Khan and his brother Don (G00blar), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 14:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, and the worst: To Kill a Petty Bourgeoisie

― grandavis, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 2:47 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ah this bums me out....anyway i know all of them and can only say they are great, super duper people and you are missing some great music.

wassup rockers? (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link

"Oh, and the worst: To Kill a Petty Bourgeoisie"

Sorry, I like a lot of stuff on Kranky, and a lot of bands with questionable names, but just can't make it past this one. Immediately rings an alarm, like someone wearing Keds. Certainly as much my problem as theirs.

grandavis, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Cute is what we aim for

Forgot that one! Now thanks to ILX I think of them as - one of those bands with some kind of shitty Cuddlestein Mountain names.

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Banjo or Freakout
AIDS Wolf
Gay Against You

a turducken of Hindu deities (gnarly sceptre), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Psychedelic Horseshit.

ilxor, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Natalie Portman's Shaven Head
Dananananaykord

zeus, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't believe some of these bands are real.

I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

AIDS Wolf has this on lock

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Cute is what we aim for

arent they just some warped tour emo band? those seem like they should be exempted from this thread due to their uniformity wrt terrible names

europeen handball (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Nobody's brought up all the ska bands with some ska-related term in their names or metal bands with highly genre-specific type names. Probably because those that write off/pointedly ignore those names also write off/pointedly ignore those genres.

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

AIDS Wolf has this on lock

― Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:52 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark

Young Chizzy (country matters), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Just heard of them on another thread: the Babys.

Bill Magill, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

just listened to a song by psychedelic horseshit. it sounded exactly like that.

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Art Brut
Man Man
!!!

... and anything else that screams tone deaf 20-year old with a beard.

Darin, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 21:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Unnecessary punctuation is a recurring theme. I mean, who names a band

Boats!

with an exclamation mark? I mean, you might as well call your band "we'reabunchoffucktardsobv".

If I recall there was a band named "Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start" or whatever that Nintendo cheat was. Owch! And the title of their album was "Worst Band Name Ever," which self-awareness did not exonerate them.

staggerlee, Thursday, 16 April 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I can't believe some of these bands are real.

When I was in high school we were bored and playing "outdo each other listing obscure bands" and the nerdiest loner guy came up with "People with Chairs up their Noses" and we roundly mocked him for making shit up.

And then later I found out that was a real band :|

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 06:45 (fifteen years ago) link

To this day I lose sleep, wondering how much our mockery shaped that lonely young man's future ;_;

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link

lol i have some of their tracks. they're crap.

pale spector (electricsound), Thursday, 16 April 2009 06:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I always wondered what they were like. Were they a sort of Mr Floppy novelty punk mob or something?

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 07:03 (fifteen years ago) link

novelty postpunk in a makers of the dead travel fast but not nearly as good sort of vein

pale spector (electricsound), Thursday, 16 April 2009 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Does It Offend You, Yeah?

ecuador_with_a_c, Thursday, 16 April 2009 07:57 (fifteen years ago) link

When I found out a band called itself "Stars of Track and Field," I laughed smugly, and thought, "That's a shitty name for a band. Who would name themselves after a Belle & Sebastian song... Shouldn't the name-influencing band at least be long dead and gone and/or legendary in some respect?" Then I realized JUST EXACTLY HOW SHITTY THAT BAND NAME WAS, and my music reviewer co-worker and I ritually destroyed the review copy of the CD. We're talking scratching, biting, ripping, breaking and eventually setting on fire. Then they sent us four more review copies. I think one died by paper shredder.

the who cares (okamax), Thursday, 16 April 2009 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link

woods - saw them hyped in the metro this morning, immediately irritated by lack of definite article (DON'T TRY IT unless you're swans or boredoms)

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 16 April 2009 08:18 (fifteen years ago) link

As much as I love the band, I cringe every time I see the name Working For A Nuclear Free City

Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 16 April 2009 08:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Fra Lippo Lippi

UNTIL TONIGHT!

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 April 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Orion Rigel Dommisse

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 April 2009 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link

AIDS Wolf is a good example. I was bored with "Aren't we daringly un-PC" names and/or packaging by the early nineties.

Soukesian, Thursday, 16 April 2009 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Yeah sorry these guys could be the second coming of whatever and I wouldnt bother with a name that shite.

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Fra Lippo Lippi

UNTIL TONIGHT!

― GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 April 2009 10:06 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

dude that is anything but an awful band name, anyone getting their Robert Browning on has gotta have some class

Young Chizzy (country matters), Thursday, 16 April 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Any act whose artist name starts with "MC" (capital letters - "Mc" is OK)

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 16 April 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Fra Lippo Lippi

UNTIL TONIGHT!

― GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 April 2009 10:06 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

dude that is anything but an awful band name, anyone getting their Robert Browning on has gotta have some class

Browning's great, as is that poem specifically, but using it as a band name? Brrr.

Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 16 April 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Why?

Tourtiere (Owen Pallett), Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually don't mind AIDS Wolf, cuz it seems kind of goofy and harmless

also: Wavves or Wavvves or whatever the fuck it is. every time I see it written my brain turns off my and my fingers instinctively ctrl-W.

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys are missing out if if you don't listen to Fuck Buttons

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Project Jenny Project Jan

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Toxic Airborne Event
Monotonix
Die!Die!Die!

Gorge, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Susan Boyle

ZS1983 (Z S), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Any act whose artist name starts with "MC"

If this doesn't prompt a Marcello comeback it'll have to be that woman off Britain's Got Talent.

Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck Buttons

++

"Look at me, mom! Look at me! You're not looking!"

Vast Halo, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I kind of like "Fuck Buttons." It sounds like it should be a spoonerism of something harmless, and you despoonerize it and it turns into "Butt Fuckins."

staggerlee, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

no it's Buck Futtons, 50s Hamptons comic.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck Buttons and Holy Fuck are both good but would be more likeable with less earnest names. The Slugfuckers and The Fuck Fucks are not necessarily good but the names are amusing. Fucked Up are lame and the name is terrible.

Bostin' Legal (sic), Friday, 17 April 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!

What a willfully irritating name.

chap, Friday, 17 April 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Great name, good band!

Bostin' Legal (sic), Friday, 17 April 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

just became aware of a band called: Forth Yeer Freshman

tylerw, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

just saw a show listing for something called 'The Rape featuring Cubbiebear'

o_O

some dude, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Context counts for a lot. I wouldn't normally cross the street to see a band called The Diarrhea of Anne Frank, but I was willing to give them a shot since they were opening for the Jesus Lizard.

WmC, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Five words:
Does it offend you, yeah?

The Sunburned Hand of Manfredd Man (Rombald), Friday, 17 April 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I should also add that Fucked Up were awesome when I saw them live.... record kinda failed to capture the visceral experience of a huge man throwing himself at you to some tunes that could have been The Dicks in their heyday.

The Sunburned Hand of Manfredd Man (Rombald), Friday, 17 April 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I really hope there is a messageboard for real ale enthusiasts w/ a thread about beers they were put off drinking because of the stupid name

National Lampoon's Minimal House (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 18 April 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Hoobastank
G Love & Special Sauce
String Cheese Incident

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there a band called o_O ?

M.V., Saturday, 18 April 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Killing Joke

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:06 PM

Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

The New Dylans

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

iLiKETRAiNS.

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Add: Raccoo-oo-oon, Wildildlife,

Test Icicles.

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Dogs Die in Hot Cars

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

In addition to My Morning Jacket, My Brightest Diamond.

Don't forget about Lavender Diamond...

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

My Brightest Diamond, My Chemical Romance, my word, these are shite names!

also: Say Hi To Your Mom, Bright Eyes, Her Space Holiday

stop it with the cute-ums!

henry s, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

The I Didnt Read the Threads.

one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 19 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Gay For Johnny Depp

But seriously, if we're talking about annoying names, let he who is without sin and all that, you know?

delgado, Sunday, 19 April 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Gandalf

Snowballing, Sunday, 19 April 2009 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link

On that note "Spock's Beard" is pretty intensely awful.

Vincent and Julio Gallo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 19 April 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Van Dyke Parks would be an awful name for a band but it's an OK name for a person.

delgado, Sunday, 19 April 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

jesca hoop

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

this band (their explanation of their name is possibly even more annoying than their name):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margot_&_The_Nuclear_So_and_So%27s

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, just saw the two previous references to them

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Pocahaunted.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Sunday, 19 April 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link

All the ones at the top of the charts on last.fm. I refuse to give them one dollar of my money!

Kevin Yates, Phys. Ed. (u s steel), Sunday, 19 April 2009 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link

A Tribe Called Quest used to bug me (as a name). But their first couple of albums are damn great, so I got over it.

Alex in NYC, Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Smif n Wessun

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link

casiotone for the painfully alone

billstevejim, Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci

Glow-In-The-Dark Shutter Glasses and the Rebirth of Camp (los blue jeans), Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe we need to have a T/S thread about who is more annoying - Margot et al. vs. AIDS Wolf

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Sunday, 19 April 2009 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Gorky's OTM. Was thinking about that today when "Desolation Blues" came up on shuffle.

staggerlee, Sunday, 19 April 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Pains Of Being Pure At Heart better be DAMN good...

henry s, Monday, 20 April 2009 02:41 (fifteen years ago) link

"Natalie Portman's Shaved Head" is one of the worst band names ever. Hoobastank is up there too though.

phantompenguin, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:06 (fifteen years ago) link

any band name with 'stank', 'scent', 'smell' or the like will put me off immediately. same for any songs with those words in the title

pale spector (electricsound), Monday, 20 April 2009 03:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Animal Collective made me think of hippie jam bands where the musicians have power animals.

well that is pretty accurate

akm, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Made out of babies always sorta creeped me out..

carahNYC, Monday, 20 April 2009 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there a band called o_O ?

Back in the days of IDM there was an unsigned artist on a record label I sort of ran, who called himself Cell but also ran under a range of pseudonyms including Cel, Sell, Sel etc. but I also remember him using o_O on some of his tracks, which is where I first saw that flavour smiley. His stuff was really good and I remember Aphex Twin being interested in signing him to Rephlex but Cell didn't believe it was really RDJ and told him to fuck off.

the next grozart, Monday, 20 April 2009 11:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, Animal Collective puts me off. As does A.R.E. Weapons -- who are laughable anyway, so it's a lose-lose situation, really.

Alex in NYC, Monday, 20 April 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link

LMFAO

http://www.interscope.com/images/artist/lmfao.jpg

i am david suzuki (get bent), Monday, 20 April 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago) link

apt name because i did just lmfao looking at that picture.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Monday, 20 April 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago) link

a friend reminded me of another one:

Brightblack Morning Light - the reason why I've pointedly written off/ignored Black Moth Superrainbow - because their name sounds like Brightblack Morning Light.

photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Wednesday, 22 April 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Funki Porcini

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 April 2009 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

johnny foreigner.. but i finally heard some and it not bad

private static void (electricsound), Thursday, 30 April 2009 05:13 (fourteen years ago) link

this applied to the Arctic Monkeys before I heard them. great bands should not have a shit name, it's confusing.

Dr X O'Skeleton, Thursday, 30 April 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm A Fucking Gymnist

THESE ARE MY FEELINGS! FEEL MY FEELINGS! (I eat cannibals), Thursday, 30 April 2009 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Or rather, I'm A Fucking Gymnast, since I can't spell.

THESE ARE MY FEELINGS! FEEL MY FEELINGS! (I eat cannibals), Thursday, 30 April 2009 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Best Kissers In The World
She Wants Revenge

henry s, Friday, 1 May 2009 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Thighpaulsandra

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Killing Joke

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, April 15, 2009 5:06 AM (1 month ago)

I know, right?

That name sounds so goth.

Everybody Wants To Shag King Boy Pato (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 11:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Prefab Sprout

anagram, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I was about to say Deja Voodo but I've actually heard them.

Deja Voodoo, though. Man.

SQUIRREL WITH A PEOPLE FACE (╓abies), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I actually like that, in a trashy garage-punk way.

Soukesian, Tuesday, 19 May 2009 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link

This cunt: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Offenbach

Obviously just ripping off JSB's style and name.

ambience chaser (S-), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Thighpaulsandra

Yes, that name is terrible

Dante ... Bruno . Vico .. Passantino (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 May 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Ducktails

dad (gnarly sceptre), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

ppl don't understand that "pure at heart" means something different than "pure of heart"?

Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

I've definitely written off Ducktails even though my friends swear by them

51st Century Breakdown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, I cannot bring myself to listen to something called CAGE THE ELEPHANT

51st Century Breakdown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Jimmy Eat World (saw it on someone's end of the decade list)

brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Oingo Boingo

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link

ppl don't understand that "pure at heart" means something different than "pure of heart"?

Pure at heart = 'underneath all the evil, he's actually a nice bloke'

Pure of heart = 'doesn't drink,smoke,swear, and spends all his spare time reading the bible'

or something like that.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 08:56 (fourteen years ago) link

for a long time i did not give radiohead a chance. partly due to their ridiculous name, partly due to the hype, partly due to thom yorke's voice. from amnesiac on i listened to their music.

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 09:13 (fourteen years ago) link

with coldplay though everything is in harmony. a stupid name, a shitty voice, empty lyrics which seem to be written by a robot. plus boring music which isn't worth commenting on.

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link

sorry for reposting the same shit again.

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 09:19 (fourteen years ago) link

What's ridiculous about the name Radiohead? Or Coldplay for that matter.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Now Spoon, that's a stupid name for a band.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 10:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Not for a shit band.

If You Lived Here You'd Be SB'd By Now (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 10:06 (fourteen years ago) link

There have been occasions where bands have gone "ah, we're a bit shit, let's give ourselves a stupid name" and then for some reason get sudden success.

Farmer's Boys, e.g.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 10:12 (fourteen years ago) link

What's ridiculous about the name Radiohead? Or Coldplay for that matter.

just putting two seemingly unrelated words together doesn't make a good band name. radiohead was first used by the talking heads, i know but as a band name i find it bulky and clumsy. coldplay never made any sense to me as a name. where is the creative effort in that name? i simply refuse to listen to a band with such a canned name. funny that their name was first pectoralz (???) and then starfish. a further proof that giving themselves a decent name doesn't seem to be their core competence.

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, I cannot bring myself to listen to something called CAGE THE ELEPHANT

Don't worry. From what I've heard you're not missing anything.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link

casiotone for the painfully alone

― billstevejim, Sunday, April 19, 2009 10:33 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's no way a mind which thinks that's an acceptable band name could ever be anything other than 100% contemptible

lex pretend, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link

casiotone for the painfully alone at least is ridiculous AND funny.

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 12:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I swear I read someplace that said cold play is a "random sequencing" of any particular thing. Like...if radio DJ played an arbitrary shuffle of songs, "a cold play of Lilly Allen, AC/DC, etc etc..."

Can't recommend quoting me on that.

╓abies, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Pissed Jeans is pretty bad, but yeah, AIDS Wolf is not only the worst of all the Wolf names, but also the worst band name ever.

Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 12:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Um. Yeah if taking those names at face value is your stance then I guess so.

╓abies, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Coldplay are a hangover from the 90s school of Brit indie band naming ie - "make sure your band has a name with as few connotations as possible". See also Blur.

I think I prefer this to new-skool Google-friendly band names.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

but coldplay is about the most google-friendly name imaginable. or do you think you will find one page with coldplay on it where it doesn't stand for the band?

alex in mainhattan, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I always liked the supposed origins of the name AIDS Wolf (IIRC an urban myth about rabid wolves wandering into big cities and transmitting AIDS) but got the impression with the band, especially after limited interaction with them, that they were more the type who'd be mouthing "that's right, we went there" after telling you their name

S-Ban Hour Best Hit Parade (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

there's no way a mind which thinks that's an acceptable band name could ever be anything other than 100% contemptible

Met this dude at a party a few months ago. Haven't heard the music, but he seemed like a nice guy.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 15:31 (fourteen years ago) link

cruiserweight. as it turns out they're a pretty dope little poppy punk band.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Um. Yeah if taking those names at face value is your stance then I guess so.

Understanding the backstory to AIDS Wolf's name makes it only marginally more tolerable. My reaction to these is slightly mysterious I suppose, as I don't have any problem with Dead Kennedies, which is pretty offensive. I think DJ Mencap has nailed it though.

Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Met this dude at a party a few months ago. Haven't heard the music, but he seemed like a nice guy.

He is a nice guy, he and my sis used to work together in SF and I've chatted with him a few times.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

AIDS Wolf are actually pretty cool people.

giving a shit when it isn't your turn to give a shit (sarahel), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Saw Casiotone for the Painfully Alone in a basement in Mid-Missouri and I liked it. Not buying any records any time soon.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"Here We Go Magic" is a band name?

There was some really lazy student journalism on display when the band Cave played in town a few weeks ago (a band that formed in this town and that anyone with any kind of relationship to the local music scene could have made a comment on) and the blurb in the back of the paper just said "I can't google this band but someone told me they were worth seeing so I guess you should go." The price I pay for living in a town with an unusually high student journalism population.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:48 (fourteen years ago) link

student journalisT pop.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

if i was writing a live show calender full of silly soundbytes i would not be ashamed at all to write that about a band with a googleproof one-word name. i dunno if the blurbs in that particular paper are more factual/serious as a rule, though.

moonshipley journey to baja fresh (some dude), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Guess I was just butthurt cuz I used to be in the band, lol.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

haha

moonshipley journey to baja fresh (some dude), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

i think it's a pretty dumb blurb

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

It was a terrible name for a SONG

tuppence d bag (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Terrible? Seriously?? It just sort of sits there not drawing attention to itself imo.

If You Lived Here You'd Be SB'd By Now (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:13 (fourteen years ago) link

there's no way a mind which thinks that's an acceptable band name could ever be anything other than 100% contemptible.

awww this is so wrong - its ridiculous and funny and, most importantly, accurately encapsulates the music (which, at least at the outset) was this very lovingly constructed miserablist/minimalist keyboard pop (composed and performed solely on cheap keyboards). I love Owen, good guy.

Wrinkles, I'll See You On the Other Side (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I never took offense to that name. It seems appropriately self-effacing and accurate.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Another one I could never bring myself to listen to, but not just because of the name - the covers were pretty dire too: Dayglo Abortions.

Sean Carruthers, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

x-posts Yes to Shakey re: CftPA

I really like the one Casiotone album I own a lot and he was charmingly awkward and funny when I saw him a couple years ago. I don't know how anyone could hear that name and not realize that it's v funny.

TAT THY SAD EAGLE (ENBB), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

hearing or seeing the band plays into your opinion - I thought "I love you but I've chosen darkness" was a really funny band name until I discovered they had no sense of humor

鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:51 (fourteen years ago) link

' I thought "I love you but I've chosen darkness" was a really funny band name until I discovered they had no sense of humor'
this made me laugh so perhaps you should forgive them their horrible earnestness?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

re: CFTPA

I also always loved how he consistently referred to CFTPA as a "band" onstage, in the plural, etc. even tho it was just one guy. ("Hi we're Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. This song is called "Casiotone for the Painfully Alone Joins the Foreign Legion".)

Wrinkles, I'll See You On the Other Side (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 20:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Anal Cunt & Does It Offend You, Yeah? FTW. Haha, kinda two sides to the same coin, methinks.

Margot & The Nuclear So-And-So's is not only ridiculous but half-assed at the same time.

"But didn't MBV come from a nasty goth background?" (Bimble), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Anal Cunt & Does It Offend You, Yeah?

now that is a band name we could all get behind!...2 wrongs make a right?

henry s, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Guess I was just butthurt cuz I used to be in the band, lol.

really? GREAT band..

jump in the looool (electricsound), Thursday, 28 May 2009 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

no, trip, you're totally right. go cave!

we hug you (Tape Store), Friday, 29 May 2009 07:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Anal Cunt is totally appropriate for the music though.

Radiohead is one of those names that you've spent enough time around to not even really consider. Actually thinking about it though, yeah, it's pretty lame. Definitely retains a whiff of the 90's.

I still kind of wish Eyehategod was just called I Hate God. That's a name.

Oym a cripe... Oym a weer-dew... (circa1916), Friday, 29 May 2009 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i listened to clouddead once despite the pseudo name. i regretted it. negative bonus points for the annoying spelling: cLOUDDEAD, wtf.

alex in mainhattan, Friday, 29 May 2009 08:17 (fourteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

Carissa's Wierd

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

milk teddy

from the unhip (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Nipsey Hussle

nu bay deejoning (some dude), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Nipsey Hussle

― nu bay deejoning (some dude), Wednesday, April 14, 2010 8:22 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Muse

PaulTMA, Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't have any idea whether ...And You WIll Know Us By The Trail Of Our Dead is actually worth contemplating at all but their name really irks me. Way too many words to say very little.

One more vote for Casiotone... actually being a decent act though. Never met the guy. His music seems sincere enough.

viborg, Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Pretty much any band name that begins with an ellipsis isn't going to sit well with me.

viborg, Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Casiotone does have that cleverness ingredient that irks so many people. Yet I like the name.

Architecture in Helsinki is silly, and slightly condescending, like Helsinki is exotic, no? There's a worse one along these lines, although noone has heard of them: Village of Savoonga. Dude, it's a little village up in Alaska!!

B'wana Beast, Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Gayngs

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:52 (fourteen years ago) link

vIborg you added a word, and either way most people just say "Trail of Dead," if that helps.

Evan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Sure it does, I think it was actually the implication of "our dead" that I misinterpreted which was really bugging me. Thanks for clarifying...reading up on them they sound half-decent - maybe I'll give them a shot after I clear a couple hundred songs out of my New folder.

viborg, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

joy orbison

dazzle shjips (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Music Go Music
The Music

stupid names

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:02 (fourteen years ago) link

fuck i hate the name 'music go music'

from the unhip (electricsound), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link

awful music they make those guys

tmi finney (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:09 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah, horrible name

J0rdan S., Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

vlborg, I'd go with the first three albums. Beyond that they sound like a lesser band trying really hard to imitate themselves. Some people really enjoy that stuff though.

Evan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Does It Offend You, Yeah?

nope, too busy Clapping My Hands

ksh, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Of Montreal has always irked me.

sofatruck, Thursday, 15 April 2010 02:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Casitone is thinking of changing his name. Tried to dissuade him, or else he should change it to a past album title: "Vs. Children" or "Advance Base Battery Life" or even go with the acronym CFTPA, which he shares with the Canadian Film and Television Producers Association.

Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Thursday, 15 April 2010 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link

The The

Phoenix in Flight (Cattle Grind), Thursday, 15 April 2010 05:31 (fourteen years ago) link

dan le sac vs Scroobius Pip

mmmm, Thursday, 15 April 2010 05:55 (fourteen years ago) link

All the "wolves", "dears", "bears" and pretty much every other animal that lives in the forest. Also anything that starts with "My" (yes, that includes My Bloody Valentine).

the subject of many men’s thoughts (daavid), Thursday, 15 April 2010 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link

pedro the lion

symsymsym, Thursday, 15 April 2010 06:58 (fourteen years ago) link

fuckbuttons

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link

actually, basically every band of the last 10 years

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:11 (fourteen years ago) link

We Have Band
The Stands (lots of other The bands)
Noah & The Whale

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm disappointed there isn't more wildly irrational writing off of people because of their real name. I sure didn't have to hear Jack Johnson before deciding that his music was boring.

FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

AIDS Wolf are actually pretty cool people.

After an awesome and blistering show a few years ago, I chatted with a couple members and they were nothing but friendly and laid-back. Were a lot less interested in trying to push people's buttons/boundaries than their nude photos might've led me to believe.

But actually I'm kind of a hypocrite in this area. I love Wolf Eyes and AIDS Wolf, but I've got no interest in ever hearing Wolf Parade b/c they've got a stupid name, but then didn't they come out around the same time as Mice Parade?

Fetchboy, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.billboard.com/news/you-say-party-drummer-dies-aged-30-1004084044.story?tag=hpfeed#/news/you-say-party-drummer-dies-aged-30-1004084044.story?tag=hpfeed

Devon Clifford, the drummer of Canadian alt-rock act You Say Party! We Say Die!, has died aged 30.

He collapsed during the band's Vancouver show at the Rickshaw Theatre venue on Friday (April 16).

Singer Becky Ninkovic reportedly asked fans at the gig to call 911 after he collapsed. He underwent emergency surgery for a brain haemorrhage, but died April 18.

The band's record label Paper Bag has posted a statement from his family online:

YSPWSD's Devon Clifford experienced a massive brain haemorrhage resulting from congenital defects while on stage in Vancouver on Friday night and fell into a coma. A surgery was performed but sadly doctors were unable to save his life. He was 30.

Devon Clifford was an extremely gifted drummer and determined character. He loved his family, loved his band, loved traveling, loved being on stage and loved meeting people around the world. He was smart, witty, passionate, and music meant everything to him. He was also incredibly generous with his love and respected everybody he came into contact with. This was underlined by his work with the under privileged at the Portland Hotel Society.

The Clifford family would like to take this opportunity to remind young people to have the courage to follow their dreams like Devon did.

The family would also like to take this opportunity to thank everybody around the world for their kind words and stories about how Devon impacted their lives.

The band also paid tribute to their drummer via Twitter. Their post simply said: "DEVON CLIFFORD 1979 - 2010 R.I.P."

This seems to be the place they were talked about most on ILM. Did anyone ever end up giving them a chance?

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 19 April 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Carissa's Wierd

OTM. What offends me most is the misspelling. Inexcusable, whether they realize it's wrong or not.

Also, Ducktails and Killswitch Engage.

anagram, Monday, 19 April 2010 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

have new respect for their name given the guy's commitment to it

a hoy hoy young mess (some dude), Monday, 19 April 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Ducktails
Box Elders
Beachwood Sparks
Silversun Pickups
Explosions In The Sky
...And So I Watch You From Afar
and loads of local bands with effete names akin to the last two

PaulTMA, Monday, 19 April 2010 14:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Mr Bungle

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Gas

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(joke, but it's true I've never checked them out)

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

They're rlly rlly great.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

It's some sort of Matthew Herbert fart sample electronica? ; )

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a Wolfgang Voigt ambient project. Arguably his best.

Fetchboy, Thursday, 29 April 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

cant believe "Gay Witch Abortion" hasnt shown up on this thread yet

Varg Vikinem (jjjusten), Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

A trusted friend has highly recommended We Were Promised Jetpacks, but I mean come on.

like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

steely dan

borntohula, Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Deerhoof

cool and remote like dancing girls (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

This seems to be the place they were talked about most on ILM. Did anyone ever end up giving them a chance?

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 19 April 2010 13:27 (1 week ago) Permalink

Yeah, the Canadian indie press and the whole Canadian indie culture looooove YSPWSD!. Poppy indie-rock with chicks in the band? Hello, welcome to Canada. And of course additional outpourings of appreciation over the last couple of weeks. A buddy of mine who is normally a drum'n'bass/mashup DJ who is formelly on the record as being ultra-suspicious of anthing resembling a "band" called me last night to tell me he's doing a 2 hour show dedicated to them. I was like "cool", thinking "wtf?".

everything, Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Wolfgang Voigt

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

(sorry)

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 April 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Girl Talk
Girls Aloud
Brazillian Girls
Everything But the Girl

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

(wow girl does not look like a word that's in the English language to me now)

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link

what's your problem with girls?

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link

cant believe "Gay Witch Abortion" hasnt shown up on this thread yet

can't believe you don't think 95% of the ILX posts that mention Gay Witch Abortion were written by you

Marriage, that's where I'm a Viking! (HI DERE), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

mainly cooties
xp

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

jay electronica

pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Gucci Mane

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

xp: I'm having trouble (not ungooglable trouble, mind you) convincing myself that that's even real.

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

jay electronica

dear christ

sausage s4rgent (acoleuthic), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

would totally check out an artist called Dear Christ

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

After reading his wikipedia page, I'm totally going to check him out, but that name...

huh! tikuuta. (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

jay electronica - exhibit c

huge hit amongst rap dinosaur types

pollos da don (tpp), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Besnard Lakes

for some reason my brain chunks those word shapes and letterforms into Barenaked Ladies

dazzle shjips (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 29 April 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Does It Offend You, Yeah?

nope, too busy Clapping My Hands

I lol'd.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 29 April 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Male Bonding.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 13 May 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Casitone is thinking of changing his name. Tried to dissuade him, or else he should change it to a past album title: "Vs. Children" or "Advance Base Battery Life" or even go with the acronym CFTPA, which he shares with the Canadian Film and Television Producers Association.

― Miracles (acoustic version) (Ówen P.), Thursday, April 15, 2010 6:26 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Is this guy actually Owen Ashworth?

snakebite and a passable pinot noir (Upt0eleven), Sunday, 30 May 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

MSTRKRFT

Miles "Tails" Davis (Daruton), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link

lol Pissed Jeans.

Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 May 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Seconding "bands that use thee instead of the."

cwkiii, Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, until very recently: Hot Tuna.

cwkiii, Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Lali Puna

Miles "Tails" Davis (Daruton), Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

wanna be a balla, shot calla, twenty-inch blades on Tame Impala

ksh, Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I avoided the English Dogs for a long time because I thought they'd be a dodgy right wing Oi band, and not actually a pretty decent GBH-style punk band (not so keen on their later crossover thrash period though)

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

The Beatles (I mean, not really but it is an awful name. The pun sucks.) Splodginess Abounds, à;GRUMH..., When People Were Shorter And Lived Near The Water, My Cat Is An Alien, Dumpy's Rusty Nuts, Circle Of Dead Children, Urban Dance Squad.

Duran (Doran), Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Is this guy actually Owen Ashworth?

Pallett iirc.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

wanna be a balla, shot calla, twenty-inch blades on Tame Impala

^ huge lol irl ^

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

neon indian

symsymsym, Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

rufus wainright

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

that's rufus's dad's fault though -- and loudon is a pretty odd name too.

Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

or at least very old-school WASP sounding. almost "charles emerson winchester III, folksinger"

Aspergers Makes My Pee Smell Funny (Eisbaer), Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

HI DERE I AM A "TAME IMPALA"

[image removed]

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor)

calling my next project Contemplative Ostrich

ksh, Monday, 31 May 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Child Abuse, anyone?

anagram, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Whenever I think about Tame Impala now, I always get mild lols with Ilxor's pic post in my head.

disastrous sixth series (MaresNest), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Umphrey's McGee seconded, if it's been mentioned. If not, shame on all y'all.

henry s, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link

A+

xp

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Dipping into the Jam Band pool is too easy. Endless thread, endless, e.g.: Disco Biscuits.

grandavis, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

RATATAT

ᶠᵧᶸₒᶜᵤᵏ (LOLK), Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Child Abuse is a great band, but then I also like AIDS Wolf, so ...

sarahel, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah yeah yeahs is a great band name, except for when you have to say it aloud

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 20:59 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

exactly, you sound like scooby doo

Dr X O'Skeleton, Tuesday, 6 July 2010 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Emmy the Great. Give me a fuckin' break.

banjoboy, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link

she's pretty good tho

postcards from the (ledge), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link

well she shoulda called herself Emmy the Pretty Good then

thomp, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Alan Pownall.

"Alan", in 2010.

ithappens, Wednesday, 7 July 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Wouldn't it have been better if he'd spelt it "Pwnall"?

Fifi live from gay Paree (staggerlee), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

bands who are dead egdy with the eff word in their names mummy why are the songs just not there

PaulTMA, Thursday, 8 July 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

i've written myself off from time to time

danbunny, Thursday, 8 July 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Fucked Up. Which, as I've today discovered, was a mistake.

so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Thursday, 8 July 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Blechtum from Blechdom

lexicons of loaf (corey), Thursday, 8 July 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link

skinny puppy

the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Thursday, 8 July 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

"oOoOOo" is the worst band name I've ever seen.

monster_xero, Thursday, 8 July 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Pinback

lexicons of loaf (corey), Thursday, 8 July 2010 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Child Abuse, anyone?

― anagram, Wednesday, June 30, 2010 1:36 AM

Isn't there a band called Child Pornography? I thought I read that here in these forums but maybe not. Talk about a name you DO NOT want to google!

musicfanatic, Thursday, 8 July 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yes there is - it is actually one guy - and he is a friend of mine & table is the table, actually.

sarahel, Thursday, 8 July 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Das Racist
Die Antwoord

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

UH. Was just coming to post Umphrey's McGee, saw I was beaten by only days. I was already predisposed towards writing them off as a jam band, though.

But I will also offer up Ekoostik Hookah. I mean...jesus christ, come on.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Discovered my brother feels this way about Real Estate.
Can't say I blame him.

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 18:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Another vote for Emmy The Great. Imagine choosing that moniker, fucking hell

PaulTMA, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

When I was a teen, I thought "Sonic Youth" sounded pretentious and stupid, so I struck them off the list. They never made it back on.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought "Sonic Youth" sounded pretentious

You were correct.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

By the way, I now love Pissed Jeans.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 13 July 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Die Antwoord

because it's foreign, or because you don't like it in translation?

oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Tuesday, 13 July 2010 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

my bloody valentine

for obvious reasons. it torments me when somebody asks what my favorite band is and i have to reply with the automatic assumption that they've categorized me into the emoverse.

kelpolaris, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Best Coast

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

You're missing out with Best coast because they are dynamite!!!!

kornrulez6969, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Tindersticks

orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 03:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Japancakes

orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I am pleased that Alex in NYC is now a fan of Pissed Jeans.
They kick a lot of ass.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 05:49 (thirteen years ago) link

You're missing out with Best coast because they are dynamite!!!!

But their name is terrible!

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Shakatak
Methadrone
We Are Scientists
Birchville Cat Motel
Volcano the Bear
Black Tape for a Blue Girl
Guitar Wolf

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 08:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Shakatak and Guitar Wolf are dope imo.

Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Mañana? (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Birchville Cat Motel well worth your time.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Die Antwoord

because it's foreign, or because you don't like it in translation?

Because it looks really stupid, phonetically, at first glance.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Black Tape for a Blue Girl

I love this band name, although I've never heard the band.

kkvgz, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Excuses for Skipping

sarahel, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Any band I have written off bcz of their name is the type of band I would actively have to search out myself to hear, anyway. ie: Monsoon Bassoon, who are never on the radio, and who no one I know listens to.

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Donkey Punch

sofatruck, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

There is a band playing at my friend's underground festival this weekend called TURD THROWER.
Pretty sure I am missing that day, anyway.

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Doesn't sound like something you'd want to catch, that's for sure.

WOOD! GOBLINS! (NickB), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

TURD THROWER.

Bahahahaha

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 15 July 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link

GG Allin tribute band?

R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 July 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Any act whose name has the word "fuck" or "shit" in it. I'm too old for that type of "edginess".

Any act whose name has more than four words. "I just bought the new album by I Love You But My Panda Is Gay" is not a sentence I ever want to say out loud.

Tuomas, Thursday, 15 July 2010 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL! I would totally be in a joke band called I Love You But My Panda Is Gay.

sarahel, Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

A friend recommended me a band called Volapük but I can't listen to them because every time I read it I think "vomit puke".

orchestral manure in the dark (corey), Thursday, 15 July 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Which reminds me: Vomit Launch

WOOD! GOBLINS! (NickB), Thursday, 15 July 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Vomit Launch are a great band!

sarahel, Thursday, 15 July 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe they are but y'know

WOOD! GOBLINS! (NickB), Thursday, 15 July 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Big "a-doy" one that I'm shocked hasn't wound up here yet: Limp Bizkit.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 15 July 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

There are plenty of other, more credible reasons to write off Limp Bizkit.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 15 July 2010 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

But the name is a pretty adequate map of the territory, you have to admit.

SNEEZED GOING DOWN STEPS, PAIN WHEN PUTTING SOCKS ON (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 15 July 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Touché.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 15 July 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Hurrah for Alex' Pissed Jeans loving.

For me, they reignited that whole Flipper, Fang, Killdozer flame with their debut. Their second one was, erm, toilet but "King of Jeans" nails it.

Hilarious existential sarcasm.

Would love to see them live. Any good?

Fer Jessie the Drunk Dutch Mountain Ark (Mobbed Up Ping Pong Psychos), Thursday, 15 July 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

new reviews at Onion's AV club:

Music

* Carissa's Wierd A
* The Innocence Mission B+
* Danger Mouse And Sparklehorse B-
* School Of Seven Bells C

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 16 July 2010 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

"Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse" sounds like an 80s Saturday morning cartoon.

I think Volapük is a decent band name, at least if you know what "volapük" is.

Tuomas, Friday, 16 July 2010 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

tUnE yArDs -- it's so "I am experimental just like those Dirty Projectors you've been reading about in New York Magazine, hence I have wAcKy cApS!"

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 July 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I look at that band name and my mind automatically skips over the "UnE y" part

HI DERE, Friday, 16 July 2010 20:39 (thirteen years ago) link

hahaha

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 July 2010 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Turd Thrower turned out to be Lightning Bolt.
Pleasantly surprised.

Trip Maker, Monday, 19 July 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I think Volapük is a decent band name, at least if you know what "volapük" is.

Just looked it up. That is pretty interesting.

abstract sand patterns, representing water (corey), Monday, 19 July 2010 03:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Ozric Tentacles.
Spyro Gyra.
Keel.
Enuff Z'nuff.
Fattburger.

Chooglin'alCarbon, Monday, 19 July 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link

tUnE yArDs took the cake for me. also any "female name" "and the" "quirky object" theme: marina and the diamonds, florence and the machine, etc.

little rattlesnaker, Monday, 19 July 2010 06:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Bunnygrunt

abstract sand patterns, representing water (corey), Monday, 19 July 2010 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Drunkdriver.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Thursday, 22 July 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Rilo Kiley

abstract sand patterns, representing water (corey), Thursday, 22 July 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

SPOTLIGHT::
Who Are...Mountain Man

File Under: Harmonic Appalachian folk
For Fans Of: Fleet Foxes, Grizzly Bear, Joni Mitchell
Personae: Molly Sarle, Alexandra Sauser-Monnig and
http://www.emusic.com/proxy/20100719-142025/eMusic/content/feature/spotlight/s2010/s2010_201007-wa-mountain-man/emu%3AsubjectImage.jpg

Never have I been so sure that I did not want to hear a band.

uNi-tArDs (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

is it because of the rainbow?

sarahel, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

curren$y

haido, Friday, 30 July 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounds exactly like I expected too -- three girls from a Vassar College acapella group discover Gillian Welch and their parents' copy of Anthology of American Folk Music, decide to make a record.

Theodore "Thee Diddy" Roosevelt (Hurting 2), Friday, 30 July 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Fyfe Dangerfield

i got the hangover owl gang over (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

you are missing nothing

governor-general allin (electricsound), Wednesday, 25 August 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Hurrah for Alex' Pissed Jeans loving.

For me, they reignited that whole Flipper, Fang, Killdozer flame with their debut. Their second one was, erm, toilet but "King of Jeans" nails it.

Hilarious existential sarcasm.

Would love to see them live. Any good?

― Fer Jessie the Drunk Dutch Mountain Ark (Mobbed Up Ping Pong Psychos), Thursday, July 15, 2010 6:49 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark

they used to be good! havent seen em since between the first and second records, but they were good then. i didnt love the second LP either, after feeling just ^^ this way about the first. maybe i should check out KoJ?

69, Wednesday, 25 August 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Vampire Weekend. unless they are the best band of all time, i probably just won't bother.

Kim, Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Meat Puppets

margana (anagram), Thursday, 26 August 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Toddla T

O Let's Group Doueh (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

oh no! oh my!

jumpskins, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Floetry

Hugo Stiglitz, a rich young man in search of romance & adventure (Pillbox), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

creedence clearwater revival, what the fuck is that all about?

jumpskins, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

creedence clearwater revival, what the fuck is that all about?

It's better than their previous name!

wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

^ Jesus Christ, yes x 100000000000000000

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Apparently there's a a band called "Rapeman", inspired by a manga of the same name. Can't imagine ever buying their records (or the manga, for that matter).

Tuomas, Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link

If you were into the Wax Trax scene of the 80s & 90s, you owned those Rapeman EPs.

Hugo Stiglitz, a rich young man in search of romance & adventure (Pillbox), Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Tuomas, they were Steve Albini's next band after Big Black split up. It was quite a controversial name at the time, or at least it was a bit of an issue when they visited the UK. I went to see them at Leeds Polytechnic and iirc, that gig only just went ahead after threats by the student union to pull it. Outside the venue there was a sizeable student protest and Albini did have to answer questions about the name in every single interview that I ever read. Was never all that comfortable about the name myself tbh and mostly went to the show on account of the other two groups on the bill (Band of Susans and Dinosaur Jr.).

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link

If you were into the Wax Trax scene of the 80s & 90s, you owned those Rapeman EPs.

yeah, it's true. those dudes copped all their good ideas from the first few big black records.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:52 (thirteen years ago) link

but christ, "rapeman". tried to be okay with the name, still love the records, but christ.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:53 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ CCR

WAKE UP SHEEPLEY (crüt), Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Outside the venue there was a sizeable student protest and Albini did have to answer questions about the name in every single interview that I ever read.

Interesting, what was his justification for the name then?

Tuomas, Thursday, 28 October 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

so many already mentioned above. floetry ffs. kill: rapeman, tUnE yArDs, carissa's wierd, eyehategod, clap your hands say yeah, toad the wet sprocket, the pains of being pure at heart, gastunk, fuck buttons (who i love despite their awful awful name), uh huh her, cunninglynguists, racoo-oo-oon, someone still loves you boris yeltsin, on! air! library!, aids wolf, natalie portman's shaved head, cute is what we aim for, dananananakroyd, does it offend you, yeah?, hoobastank, pocahaunted, gorky's zygotic mynci, casiotone for the painfully alone, ...and you will know us by the trail of dead, dan le sac vs scroobius pip, gay witch abortion, umphrey's mcgee, my cat is an alien, oOoOOo, you say party! we say die onstage!, limp bizkit

also kill some more:

flobots
my chemical romance
sixpence none the richer
save ferris
gogogo airheart
poopshovel
basically any contemporary band with a name evoking hazy summer memories

somebody mentioned black tape for a blue girl. really? always thought that was a lovely name. never heard the band.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 October 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

IIRC it was just some stuff about how it was solely a reference to the manga strip, and how bizarre that strip was, and that the name wasn't really a big deal for them. xp

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 28 October 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

haha @ poopshovel btw

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 28 October 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

rapeman is a great name, what is wrong with you?

jumpskins, Thursday, 28 October 2010 10:19 (thirteen years ago) link

black tape for a blue girl are a pretty horrible band I gotta say

WAKE UP SHEEPLEY (crüt), Thursday, 28 October 2010 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link

"Some things hurt more, much more than Cars and Skateboards"

Mark G, Thursday, 28 October 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, things such as poopshovels, apparently

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 October 2010 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/98/l_a841318405c34338b35d8f334259dba7.jpg

^ I think all the acts on Community 3 had terrible names

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 28 October 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

plus some of the ugliest record covers known to man. remember looking with confused disdain at chicken scratch and horny genius records many a time. never thought to listen to one. spent quite a while looking for opus lengthemus though.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 October 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

btw, if harrison buttwhistle were a band, well, i'm just saying...

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 October 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Horny Genius had this one single whose awful cover was a photo of a man holding a bbq-ed cat on a stick.

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link

i am so glad i don't know what you're talking about

(please don't help me know)

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link

For years, that picture was what I thought of whenever I wondered what Iowa was like.

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Thursday, 28 October 2010 12:17 (thirteen years ago) link

somebody mentioned black tape for a blue girl. really? always thought that was a lovely name.

I dunno. I picture the black tape as something a rapeman would use.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 29 October 2010 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

all of the above... plus

corey, Friday, 29 October 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

If you were into the Wax Trax scene of the 80s & 90s, you owned those Rapeman EPs. - I just realized that earlier I had somehow confused Rapeman with Lard, the intermittent Al Jourgenson/ Jello Biafra collab. I do also recall Rapeman, though. I had the Budd EP at some point. Never really thought it held a candle to Albinis more noteworthy projects & did not investigate further. I think they only put out two or three other records anyway.

Hugo Stiglitz, a rich young man in search of romance & adventure (Pillbox), Friday, 29 October 2010 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Delicate Steve

maher shalal smash paz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Steve Albini.

chromecassettes, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

That's seasick steve, just having got off the boat at Dover?

Mark G, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Diddy

La descente infernale (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

my bloody valentine

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i finally heard Holy Fuck and they were pretty good

Bleeqwot the Chef (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I always liked their name, but they're just kind of a neat instrumental combo, doesn't fit the name at all

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

the decemberists
mudhoney
soundgarden

poll: who is your favorite rice krispie? (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Fucking tsarists, I don't know.

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

the decemberists

plenty other reasons to write off this band

ilxor you've listened to one odd future album once (ilxor), Tuesday, 22 March 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Tones on Tail. What is this? Some kind of dog band?

the best reggae summer club there used to be in Helsinki (kkvgz), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

It's something you would write on a master tape box, to indicate where the line-up tones are on the tape. But I agree it's a dumb name.

1'45" Drummer orders a beer (MaresNest), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

aFRAYED KNOTT
DOGEESESEEGOD
BALD KNOBBERS

Gotta love noise/exp alldayer lineups.

Feelin' Like A Ghost / No Swayze (Craigo Boingo), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Planningtorock

some dude, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

Vintage Trouble

Beggar On A Beach Of Shite. (PaulTMA), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

How to Dress Well

Roz, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

Planningtorock

completely otm

balls deep understanding (electricsound), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:24 (twelve years ago) link

tUnE-YarDs

just sayin, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:25 (twelve years ago) link

Chris Brown

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:32 (twelve years ago) link

can't tell if you're making a joke or genuinely don't understand this thread

some dude, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:48 (twelve years ago) link

How does "Master Musicians of Bukkake" not yet make it on this list? Ever ask your gf to go see them with you? You might as well ask her if she wants to go see "Your Pussy Stank"...

The Cold Stare of Hamilton Fletcher, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

Gang Gang Dance.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

^wish i had pointedly ignored them instead of actually putting myself through the misery of listening to them

balls deep understanding (electricsound), Thursday, 5 May 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

u nuts, Saint Dymphna one of the best albums of the decade & new one is utterly fab

ilxor, I know you sometimes feel like ilx revolves around you (ilxor), Sunday, 8 May 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

+ God's Money woooooow

ilxor, I know you sometimes feel like ilx revolves around you (ilxor), Sunday, 8 May 2011 03:53 (twelve years ago) link

I remember in the late 80's/early 90's hearing the name "Beat Happening" and thinking, what a horrible name for a band.

Maltodextrin, Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

u nuts, Saint Dymphna one of the best albums of the decade & new one is utterly fab

quite happy to be considered all shades of insane for not agreeing with this in any way shape or form

not the thread for it tho i guess

pitch defect (electricsound), Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

I'm surprised no one's mentioned Bat For Lashes or whatever the fuck they're called.

crustaceanrebel, Sunday, 8 May 2011 05:56 (twelve years ago) link

can't tell if you're making a joke or genuinely don't understand this thread

jokez

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Sunday, 8 May 2011 06:06 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Oneohtrix Point Never

some dude, Thursday, 23 June 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

NOOOOO, some dude... You're missing out. I get why it's irritating, but at least 106.7 is something resembling real. Personally, I can barely contain my homicidal rage at "Uh Huh Her" and "The Pains of Being Pure at Heart"...

Clarke B., Thursday, 23 June 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

not really a type of music i listen to a lot of so it's not like i'm willfully depriving myself -- i'm just saying holy shit what a terrible name

some dude, Thursday, 23 June 2011 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

saw a guy today with a tshirt for (what i assume is a band called) "thine eyes bleed". I'll let you imagine the font.....

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 23 June 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

Norman Nodge

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

I saw a band t-shirt for a band called Vulvectomy today

Boehner & der club of GOP (Ówen P.), Thursday, 23 June 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

New clitgaze duo

Clarke B., Friday, 24 June 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

When Saints Go Machine

lana del rey: everythang's workin' (some dude), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

totally enormous extinct dinosaurs

their PR has been conscientiously updating me on this band for some years now and i just cannot

first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 08:24 (twelve years ago) link

And So I Watch You From Afar

Peas, Ants, Pigs & Astronauts (PaulTMA), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 10:28 (twelve years ago) link

When Saints Go Machine is a horrible horrible name

I want your nose, your shoes and your unicycle (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

It is supposed to be a pun isn't it?

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

It's not a very good one if so. I've hated having to say their name outloud (which I do on occasion if someone asks me for music recommendations).

I want your nose, your shoes and your unicycle (dog latin), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Mwahaha

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

i blame the internet

Nultified Ancients of Man U (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 March 2012 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

xp - at least one of them used to be in a band called Ned. cool guy.

sarahell, Friday, 9 March 2012 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

There's a band in Atlanta called Groove Stain, which is hilarious and the worst name I have ever heard for a band EVER.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 9 March 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

Reptar

tanuki, Friday, 9 March 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

lol groove stain

Pato The Cape GOAT (some dude), Friday, 9 March 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Most unappealing band name I have heard in a long time:

Bushwick Book Club

i don't believe in zimmerman (Hurting 2), Thursday, 26 April 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

Leftover Crack... I had no idea.

SeanWayne, Thursday, 26 April 2012 06:09 (eleven years ago) link

The Beatles - who wants to listen to insects?

Hinklepicker, Thursday, 26 April 2012 07:05 (eleven years ago) link

When Saints Go Machine is a horrible horrible name

― I want your nose, your shoes and your unicycle (dog latin), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 10:29 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It is supposed to be a pun isn't it?

― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, January 31, 2012 10:38 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg i just got what this pun is meant to be

i cannot

liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Thursday, 26 April 2012 07:21 (eleven years ago) link

Girls

caulk the wagon and float it, Thursday, 26 April 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

twenty | one | pilots

jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

Dirty Projectors

Supper's Burnt (PaulTMA), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

or indeed any 'Dirty' band

Supper's Burnt (PaulTMA), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

Prefab Sprout

― anagram, Tuesday, May 19, 2009 7:00 AM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Prefab Sprout just recently graduated from being an Artist I've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored Because of Their Name to an Artist I Play Around Other People With Great Trepidation Due To Fear That They Will Ask Me Who It Is and I Will Have To Say Their Name Out Loud.

cwkiii, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

Butthole Surfers

Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

I remember an band called "Weeknd" placing in some ILM poll... The missing "e" irritates me so much I never want to listen to them.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

alt-j (∆)

diamonddave85, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

I remember an band called "Weeknd" placing in some ILM poll... The missing "e" irritates me so much I never want to listen to them.

Missing or superfluous letters automatically put bands on this list for me these days. Just tired of it already.

cwkiii, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

Like in Beatles maybe?

Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 29 August 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

Nah, that happened before I got tired of it. ;)

cwkiii, Thursday, 30 August 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

Drive By Truckers

Vic Perry, Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

Missing or superfluous letters automatically put bands on this list for me these days. Just tired of it already.

It's so you can Google them isn't it?

hurricane weather (forapper), Thursday, 30 August 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

That makes sense. But then there are newish bands with names that seem to have been chosen deliberately to defy Google (e.g. The Men, Girls) that still come up as the #1 search result when you search for their name + "band". I don't know, I guess it's mostly in my head, but I tend to avoid bands that jump on what appear to be band name trends; like if you formed some time in the middle of the last decade and have the word "Wolf" in your name, you were written off/pointedly ignored.

It's the all caps-no vowels band names in particular these days that have been bugging me. But at least this thread exists so I can take comfort in knowing I'm not alone in being unfairly dismissive!

cwkiii, Thursday, 30 August 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

Anything that makes me use Character Map.

Click here to read in HD (dog latin), Thursday, 30 August 2012 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sorry

The Presets

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

why not just call your band "Autopilot" (actually, that's a better name) or "Phoning It In"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

king gizzard & the lizard wizard

then i happened to hear one of their tracks accidentally and it was great

eat sock become sock (electricsound), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 01:48 (nine years ago) link

Dirty beaches.

I mean seriously dude? Two ridiculously overused words in post - 00 band names..lets just mash em together!

I did listen to him though finally. Pretty good shit.

Dreamland, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.

campreverb, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:02 (nine years ago) link

Spotify is bannering me about a band called The Orwells

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link

But they come so highly recommended...

The Orwells: "They're like the Strokes if the Strokes got hit in the head with rocks."

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:10 (nine years ago) link

Trying to sound literate by naming your band after an author probably 50% of middle schoolers read: C/D. Also, trying to imply that your shitty indie band is the musical equivalent of a sober, clear-eyed political critic and one of the greatest essayists of all time -- not only highly unlikely, but highly un rock-and-roll even if true.

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

CHVRCHES

clouds, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

^^^ something about it screams "latecomers to Williamsburg"

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

I like the fact the next buzz band to come along was called "Temples". CHVRCHES are fine, name aside, though.

Dirty beaches.

I mean seriously dude? Two ridiculously overused words in post - 00 band names..lets just mash em together!

I had assumed that it's a juvenile "dirty bitches" pun rather than evidence of an interest in marine conservation, given that's how about 75% of the world would say those words in English, but i may be wrong.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

Classixx

Del the Funky Homosapien

rap is afraid of me (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:39 (nine years ago) link

Nude Beach

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:40 (nine years ago) link

Trying to sound literate by naming your band after an author probably 50% of middle schoolers read: C/D.

Similarly: Gatsby's American Dream

I feel like there were a few other bands in the mid '00s who were heavily influenced by their high school summer reading lists, but the only other examples I can think of right now are shitty local bands.

cwkiii, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link

I liked Rainer Maria in the day

rap is afraid of me (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

You were assigned Rilke in high school?

I don't think even yr absolute standards are always a bad idea to draw from, e.g. I like the names of both Rollerskate Skinny (Catcher in the Rye) and the Boo Radleys (To Kill a Mockingbird). But "The Orwells" is just so lumpen and ham-fisted.

emil.y, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link

I agree, and those are great examples. But when done wrong it's just a sad disaster.

cwkiii, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link

Tempted to start a S/D: Bands Whose Names Are References to Canonical Literature thread, but will restrain myself.

cwkiii, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link

Although it's neither a truly bad name nor a truly bad band, I kind of knew exactly what Perfect Pussy was going to sound like, and I just recently confirmed it.

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link

The Orwells are stillI IN middle school iirc so give em a break. Almost all band names are really stupid if you spend more than a few seconds thinking about them so I maximize efficiency by spending no more than 1.1 seconds. I have never gotten to the end of ...and you will know us by the trail??? but I assume the ending is satisfying

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 00:22 (nine years ago) link

Lol are they really? Cute then.

₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 00:52 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, based off of their letterman performance last year they look to be about 17-18

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link

Fuds

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 01:05 (nine years ago) link

Cerebral Ballzy

ginuwine's cousin (monotony), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 04:33 (nine years ago) link

seven years pass...

I don't know, I guess it's mostly in my head, but I tend to avoid bands that jump on what appear to be band name trends; like if you formed some time in the middle of the last decade and have the word "Wolf" in your name, you were written off/pointedly ignored.

Is adding one or more redundant letters to a word/name the new having the word "Wolf" in your name?

Wavves
Draag Me
Hollyy
Kiiara
OMAAR
Slayyyter
JJUUJJUU
Suuns
Biig Piig
CHIIILD
Cola Boyy
Iann Dior
Hoorsees

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Monday, 21 June 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link

Killing Joke

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 14, 2009

still ice cold

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 21 June 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link

The Front Bottoms

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 21 June 2021 22:31 (two years ago) link

some dude at 12:19 4 May 11
Planningtorock
this band name reminds me of Michael Learns To Rock who, unfortunately, I have heard many times.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 21 June 2021 22:34 (two years ago) link

I have never heard of Draag Me, but in their possible defense (?), it could (in theory at least) be a bilingual play-on-words: “draag me” means ‘carry me’ in Dutch.

whether that would makes it a “better” name or not is another matter

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Monday, 21 June 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

I wish Psychedelic Porn Crumpets would change their name cause they're really quite good.

Maresn3st, Monday, 21 June 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link

wolf alice wasn't even formed yet when the above complaint was made but what happened to all the other wolves. i hope no one cares about AIDS wolf these days

i file the letters thing alongside all caps or all lowercase and symbols in names, it's a sort of #vibe and maybe a generational marker. it rules sometimes (spellling) sometimes it's really annoying (wavves)

Left, Monday, 21 June 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

i would not listen to a band called the psychedelic porn crumpets however well recommended. i have also avoided the front bottoms

i know of at least two bands called slaves, fuck them

archers of loaf isn't a boycott-worthy name but is certainly a not-particularly-interested-in-checking-out-this-band kind of name

Left, Monday, 21 June 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link

it's bullshit like fun. and portugal. the man that really pisses me off. i contend that 00s hipsterdom produced more awful names than the combined efforts of every other scene and era in the history of popular music

Left, Monday, 21 June 2021 23:17 (two years ago) link

Englebert Humperdinck tho

There was a Toronto band named "hhead", forerunners to Broken Social Scene, who I think of as pioneers of the unnecessary superfluous letter trend. A friend of mine took them as a sign that all the good band names had been taken (30 years ago!).

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 01:18 (two years ago) link

They were also pioneers of the lower-case letters only trend.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

mmorning nnoon aand nnight II ggive yyou hhead

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

Abe Vigoda, along with every other band name that’s an “lol so random” celebrity name

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 02:39 (two years ago) link

Deftones
Deafheaven

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 02:45 (two years ago) link

xp You missed out - it became one of those things where you didn’t think about the actor anymore when you heard the band’s name.

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 02:45 (two years ago) link

For a good while I avoided FKA Twigs cause it sounded like the name of a lesser Warp act that peaked with being on a label compilation. Eventually heard stuff by her and didn't regret not having heard her earlier.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link

flagged

Left, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 04:00 (two years ago) link

twigged

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 04:46 (two years ago) link

Fu Schnickens

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link

Is adding one or more redundant letters to a word/name the new having the word "Wolf" in your name?

I always assumed this was because all the band names were already taken.

Anyway, I was relived to see that you left Alvvays off of your list. Alvvays forever.

enochroot, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 12:05 (two years ago) link

As a rule I shy away from bands that have names which place "the" between a pair of otherwise unrelated words:

Young The Giant
Foster The People
Portugal The Man
Ha Ha The Moose

henry s, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 12:17 (two years ago) link

Jimmy the Hoover aside.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 12:19 (two years ago) link

Cola Boyy as it’s a piss poor rip off of the Saint Etienne side project.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 12:22 (two years ago) link

Horse The Band can do one as well

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 12:40 (two years ago) link

King Gizzard and the Slizzard Blizzard can get tae fuck forever

Full Kit Starmer (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 12:44 (two years ago) link

Horse The Band can do one as well

now let’s start pointedly ignoring Megan Thee Stallion in 1, 2, 3...

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 13:02 (two years ago) link

not a band

Left, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

people can be things but bands shouldn't be people as a general rule, that's half of what makes portugal. the wankers so irritating

Left, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 13:10 (two years ago) link

illuminati hotties

but then I heard "MMMOOOAAAAAYAYA" on the radio and realized this band rules

feed me with your chips (zchyrs), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 13:14 (two years ago) link

Anyway, I was relived to see that you left Alvvays off of your list. Alvvays forever.

They've kind of got their own mini-trend going with Ovvls and Hovvdy.

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link

Oh and OVVN

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 14:08 (two years ago) link

Mott Thee Hoooople

Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link

Oddly, Andrew Hill. No honorific title, funky nickname, or melodious or alliterative given name made it hard for me to keep him on the mental list of jazz artists to check out. Maybe even some subconscious connection with Windham Hill Records?

Citole Country (bendy), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

or Dru Hill

maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link

christian death

xzanfar, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link

Anal Depression

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

Dry Cleaning.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:26 (two years ago) link

Manequin Pussy

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

Coda to the original crux of this post -- all now ancient history. I was later dragged to go see Pissed Jeans at Cakeshop, and they were fucking excellent.

Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

lol nice

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link

anybody with Collective in the title except Animal

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link

6ix9ine

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link

(also: Chris Brown and Justin Bieber, but that's not strictly in keeping with the spirit of the thread)

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link

anybody with Collective in the title except Animal

sorry, no:
https://media.s-bol.com/gv5mWlO9rqk/550x480.jpghttps://media.s-bol.com/gv5mWlO9rqk/550x480.jpg
all-time collective

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link

so collective they posted themselves twice

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link

King Gizzard and the Slizzard Blizzard can get tae fuck forever

My friend

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link

I heard them before I heard their name, which helped a LOT

an eco-conscious Music Box (DJP), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

Soccer Mommy. and then I heard the music, and I was proven CORRECT

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link

I will admit that if 2 Chainz had continued as Tity Boi I would never have listened to his solo stuff at all.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link

King Gizzard and the Slizzard Blizzard can get tae fuck forever

Was going to mention them myslef but assumed they'd already been mentioned.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link

Don't mind Collectives or __ The ___ constructions. I thought Foster The People started with a verb, though, making it not fit in with the original dislike? I'm not mad keen on doubling letters but there are enough bands who do that who are fine-to-good that it wouldn't put me off in itself. While I have liked some stupid spoonerism-named bands in the past any new one will have to get over a massive hurdle to get me to listen to them.

I have literally refused to hear a note of King Gizzard etc because I hate the name so much.

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link

I do like a lot of bands with very bad names though ;_;

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link

there are a non-zero number of people itt who listen to a band called Anal Stabwound

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

actually it might even be double digits lol

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

The Front Bottoms should be jailed for picking that name.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

I don't mind 70s prog band Public Foot The Roman because it sounds like the name came from a broken signpost, otherwise all that Minus The Bear stuff can piss off.

faded seaside glamour boys (Matt #2), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

was The Fugs just a clever name

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

Oh, actually, yes, The Front Bottoms are another band that I just won't countenance listening to. No fucking way.

xps

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link

I got blocked on twitter by noted crossword blogger Rex Parker for stating that I wrote off Soccer Mommy due to their name.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

I have no problem with Volcano the Bear.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

Only if 'volcano' is working as a verb

faded seaside glamour boys (Matt #2), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link

Volcano the Bear ruled, and the construction would be weird and tortured and much more dislikable if it were a verb.

emil.y, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

Wevie Stonder

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link

God, yes, that is terrible.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

Gay Witch Abortion. If the name didn't tell me to steer clear, this description did: Like a unicorn spearing it’s prey, having so little patience it completely shreads the kittens into tiny morsels of sweet bloody pulp candies.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

there are a non-zero number of people itt who listen to a band called Anal Stabwound

*raises hand*

There are two French power metal bands I have never listened to because of their names: Dragony (is it an adjective?) and Fairyland.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

GWA are good though. pummeling live xp

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

Trollfest is def one I wasn't going to listen to because of the name.

then I heard them while waiting for Possessed to go on stage.

My suspicions were confirmed

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link

Black Label Society was another who I refused to listen to because of the name.

finally heard them. yep. was right to have ignored them.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

Honestly I prob pointedly ignore about 70% of all musical artists due to their name. There's too much music out there, so it allows me to quickly whittle down the options. Sure I may miss out on an artist I might've enjoyed but overall it's been a very useful heuristic.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link

Black Label Society was another who I refused to listen to because of the name.

finally heard them. yep. was right to have ignored them.

I on the other hand ignored them because of their chud army of fake-biker fans who I used to see at every show in their stupid vests.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

that...didn't help matters with me either, lol

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

I really want to write off any band with punctuation symbols in their name (not umlauts, which are pretty cool, but stuff like !!!, Sun)))))))O or whatever, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, etc.) but mostly I find I like their music.

henry s, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

Rae Sremmurd bugs me, sorry not sorry

Ludacristine McVie (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

front bottoms could be the greatest band of all time but i am definitely never going to listen to a note they make.

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link

Is adding one or more redundant letters to a word/name the new having the word "Wolf" in your name?

I always assumed this was because all the band names were already taken.

even then bands are still using names that are already taken, e.g. I saw gig listings not long ago for a band called the Shivvers that are not the early 80s power pop group. They (the new band) should perhaps have called themselves the Shivvvers, or even used Google when they named their band, not that many bands seem to be aware of search engines given the number of them that reuse names.

bovarism, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link

My Morning Jacket

Chet Faker (ANY variation of this thing, including Wevie Stonder. Why would a band do this? It is the band naming equivalant of getting a shit tattoo.)

Porcupine Tree

Cow_Art, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

Porridge Radio. I mean, wtf?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:14 (two years ago) link

Maybe unfairly, Japanese Breakfast is sort of this for me.

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:17 (two years ago) link

Diarrhea Planet

enochroot, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link

I liked all the weird Witch House names, †‡†, GL▲SS †33†H, ///▲▲▲\\\, ▼▲▼vagina vangi, I have records by all of these, though they are difficult to catalogue.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link

re: ___ the ___, please make an exception for Evans the Death, who were awesome and also named after a Dylan Thomas character

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:45 (two years ago) link

I'd say most band names are bad, but less meaningfully so with repetition

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link

It took me about 10 years to listen to Planningtorock

It sounds to me like a name some guys in the Local Authority Planning department would come up with for their after-work jammz

kinder, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

there's a group called Seething Fuck Patties that released a song called "I Fucked a Sasquatch" who seem to be an internet joke who self-released an album or something but inexplicably, they are on EVERY Touchtunes machine across America.

so...them.

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link

Porcupine Tree

I actually really dug this band name before realizing it was a pun

tbf the name was supposed to be dumb, iirc Wilson made up a bunch of fake "lost" psychedelic bands when he was a teenager and that was one of them

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 19:58 (two years ago) link

that's a pun? idgi

Always thought Pineapple Thief was a worse name.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

Pine Tree
Porcupine Tree
*laughter*

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link

lots of bad band names for sure but i'm not usually scared off by a name alone unless it's something like Reggae Rapids, which I spotted in an upcoming concert listing the other day. wtf that sounds like a racist disneyland ride.

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link

Posts that aged like milk

Nipsey Hussle

― nu bay deejoning (some dude), Wednesday, April 14, 2010 8:22 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― someone knows about persian cats (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, April 14, 2010 8:28 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

bruce spr!ngisH3r3 on broadway (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:09 (two years ago) link

Joke/pun names are pretty bad… I liked the name Camper Van Beethoven more when I originally thought it was some dada sh!t, than when I got the “joke.”

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

yeah, I became increasingly disappointed as I grew up and realized how much of what I once thought was weird and zany nonsense turned out to be clever wordplay.

peace, man, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:34 (two years ago) link

i hope no one cares about AIDS wolf these days

I still do. They were an awesome band, and are rad people btw. You might actually like them, if you weren't such a petty snob.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

Pine Tree
Porcupine Tree
*laughter*

Oh god, okay, so it actually was the blindingly obvious one that made me assume I was missing some other, presumably archaic and British, meaning. Got it.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

I still don't get it.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

I liked all the weird Witch House names, †‡†, GL▲SS †33†H, ///▲▲▲\\\, ▼▲▼vagina vangi, I have records by all of these, though they are difficult to catalogue.


Same, I’m a fan

brimstead, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:53 (two years ago) link

I think I have an aversion to anything that has a name that smacks of "elves and fairies in the forest" or new age/hippie stuff - Animal Collective made me think of hippie jam bands where the musicians have power animals.

― photoshop your disgusting ass partner into passive-aggressive notes (sarahel), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 12:27 PM (twelve years ago)

I still have this aversion tbh which is why I have never listened to Porcupine Tree. ... also band names that are whimsical children's books or might as well be.

sarahell, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:54 (two years ago) link

I still don't get it.

It's not so much a pun as it is a portmanteau.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

irr. app. (ext.)
.snd
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Jackie-O Motherfucker
Chet Faker
Megan Thee Stallion
Rain Like The Sound of Trains
the Steve Lacy that isn't actually Steve Lacy
that dog.
any name that's like "The [something] Theory" or "The [something] Incident"
Turnpike Troubadours
Tropical Fuck Storm
Father John Misty

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

What's wrong with "Megan Thee Stallion"? (I think someone else mentioned her earlier.)

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:30 (two years ago) link

I don't think it's terrible, but the way some people emphasize "Thee" when it's said out loud sits uncomfortably close to the people that are really proud about attending THE Ohio State University.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

Ha ha... guess I've never heard anyone do that (I just say "Megan," cuz I'm cool like that).

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link

What's wrong with "Megan Thee Stallion"? (I think someone else mentioned her earlier.)

I mentioned her, in jest

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:44 (two years ago) link

"Her grand stage name is pronounced Megan the Stallion, despite the regally spelled thee."

Left, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

how is the younger steve lacy somehow fake because he happens to have the same name as someone else

Left, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:13 (two years ago) link

What's wrong with "Megan Thee Stallion"? (I think someone else mentioned her earlier.)

― search term: buttrock (morrisp), Tuesday, June 22, 2021 4:30 PM (forty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

big Billy Childish fan

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

Oddly, Andrew Hill. No honorific title, funky nickname, or melodious or alliterative given name made it hard for me to keep him on the mental list of jazz artists to check out. Maybe even some subconscious connection with Windham Hill Records?


Fun fact: in early interviews, he claimed he was born in Port-au-Prince, and that his name was originally spelled “Hille.” He later said, “I was born in Chicago and had no interest in Haiti or patois, but that lie enabled me to get gigs on the college circuit, the Dave Brubeck thing, you know. People looked at jazz music as exotic and pretending you came from Haiti helped."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:38 (two years ago) link

Port-au-Prince. The Man

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

Port-au-Prince and the Revolution

Ludacristine McVie (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:46 (two years ago) link

I knew he faked being Haitian (and lied about his age too), but I'd never seen a quote from him on the subject.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:52 (two years ago) link

Did he ever admit to Haitian Remorse about the lies?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

lol

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:02 (two years ago) link

how is the younger steve lacy somehow fake because he happens to have the same name as someone else

― Left, Tuesday, June 22, 2021 6:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

it only bugs me because I'm a Steve Lacy The Elder fan. It would also bug me if there was a new artist who just happened to be named, like, Richard D James or something

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:23 (two years ago) link

I always thought Nirvana was a terrible name, given their approach, and given that there were a ton of bands in their greater scene that were far more mind-manifesting (Soundgarden, Sonic Youth, Loop)

Not sure what it has in common with those other band names, but I've always assumed Nirvana was self-deprecating sarcasm and appreciated it for that reason.

Rapeman, objectively, is not a good band name, but the blithely confrontational (and juvenile) nature of it is funny (at least to me). Ditto Fudge Tunnel and Butthole Surfers, I guess. Fudge Tunnel released two really good albums, but I never went around volunteering that I was a fan of them.

Just finished listening to the new King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, whose name I hate tremendously, but it's a really good album.

beard papa, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:28 (two years ago) link

Fudge Tunnel released two really good albums, but I never went around volunteering that I was a fan of them.

I almost bought one of their T-shirts when I saw them open for Sepultura in 1993; it had what I thought was a crazy homeless guy gurning at the camera on the front. I decided against it when the person I was with pointed out that it was actually a then-recent(ish) picture of Charles Manson.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 23:30 (two years ago) link

_how is the younger steve lacy somehow fake because he happens to have the same name as someone else

― Left, Tuesday, June 22, 2021 6:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink_

it only bugs me because I'm a Steve Lacy The Elder fan. It would also bug me if there was a new artist who just happened to be named, like, Richard D James or something


What if the new guy called himself Leve Stacy?

Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:48 (two years ago) link

that would be worse, yes

Paul Ponzi, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 09:44 (two years ago) link

Leave Stacey

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link

Leavve The Staceyy

enochroot, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 10:54 (two years ago) link

Are Hey Elbow are reverse Hey! Elastica

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link

no hay banda

assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 12:12 (two years ago) link

I thought Foster The People started with a verb, though, making it not fit in with the original dislike?

It's probably meant to have a double meaning, but the main guy's last name is also Foster.

Seconding Soccer Mommy and Japanese Breakfast, although I did cave and listen to one of the latter's songs and it's really not my thing, anyway.

I finally listened to Tropical Fuck Storm because of some recent poll on here and I think they're really good, but every time I listen to them, I get the urge to email my one friend who I know would love them, and then back off because I'm embarrassed.

cwkiii, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 12:15 (two years ago) link

mentioned it in another thread, but around the time Orgy put out Candyass, there was a band named Candyass who put out an album called Orgy, potentially a coincidence, potentially to dupe people, and I refused to listen to them cos of that

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

defendant claims: “I was duped into this candyass orgy”

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link

There was an Aus indie band called "Papa vs Pretty" which is a pretty dumb name anyway, but everyone on the radio called them "Papa verse Pretty" and I hated their guts because of this.
I still don't know whether they themselves pronounced it that way, but if they did then fuck them.

This has been my post.

raven, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link

Did he ever admit to Haitian Remorse about the lies?

― Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Tuesday, June 22, 2021 5:55 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Sometimes a joke flies over my head and then I get it the following day. A+

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link

Soccer Mommy is a good call, purposely avoided her first album because of that name. But a local radio station played one off her recent album and I ended up liking that a whole lot.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link

electronic producers with names like

Even Tuell
Juxta Position

because wordplay this lazy makes them sound... Bo Ring

davey, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link

but then you'd miss out on DVS1

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:12 (two years ago) link

Jack O'Ryan is: Orion Jacks

swing out sister: live in new donk city (geoffreyess), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link

Bo Ring? Swedish is he?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link

no, it’s juxta position
(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, aha)

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 15:17 (two years ago) link

I always thought Nirvana was a terrible name

i havent pointedly ignored them but if we're going after sacred cows i've always thought The Beatles is kind of a hilariously dumb band name

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

Beulah

J. Sam, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link

Sometimes the dumbest names are the best names. Doobie Brothers and Metallica come to mind...

henry s, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

^and Smashing Pumpkins

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:12 (two years ago) link

i think i made a mistake re Fuck Buttons.
judged purely on the name.
didn't even jump in with weatherall on production.
suspect i would love them now.

mark e, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

I'm never going to listen to any band with Fuck in the name tbh.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:24 (two years ago) link

Fucked Up is incredible though

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

Fucked Up and Fuck Buttons are great and their F-word names should not prevent a person from experiencing their music. Holy Fuck is also a stupid name / decent band. My favorite fuck name is "Fuck the Facts". It just fits.

beard papa, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

Holy Fuck is fine enough but i remember being disappointed that the music music didnt live up to the edginess of the band name. Fucked Up on the other hand earns their f-word

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 17:55 (two years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_(band)

In November 2008, the band participated with other similarly named bands, including Holy Fuck, Fucked Up and Fuck Buttons in the Festival of the Fuck Bands music festival in the village of Fucking, Austria.

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

Fuck, I'm Dead! is my favorite fuck band

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link

there was a glasgow band called fuck-off machete but i can't remember if they were good or not. chris de burgh got upset when he saw their record in monorail in glasgow, i remember that being a thing but i can't find it online anymore.

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

Plenty of Fuck fodder here: https://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=fuck&type=band_name

faded seaside glamour boys (Matt #2), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

I've heard the alleged FO Machete/Chris de Burgh disgust story being also attributed to Arab Strap's 'The Cunted Circus' live album. Supposedly he booked Mono as a small venue to do some kind of private CD release event in, where he caught sight of an offending album by either band

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 20:31 (two years ago) link

I now have a mental image of him leaning on the counter chatting about his favourite fIREHOSE bootlegs with Dep.

Maresn3st, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link

honestly all the Fuck bands I've listened to are at least decent

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link

why are so many of them canadian

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link

Tool
Spoon
Built to Spill
Deerhunter
Father John Misty
Guided by Voices
Bon Iver

Alba, Thursday, 24 June 2021 00:04 (two years ago) link

Cigarettes After Sex
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
Broken Social Scene
Olivia Tremor Control

Alba, Thursday, 24 June 2021 00:07 (two years ago) link

BSS, Casiotone — those are good indie acts (coming from a guy normally averse to indie).

My choice: Ross From Friends

Com Truise too probably, although that might relate to Sc13ntology as much as anything else.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 24 June 2021 00:58 (two years ago) link

Deerhunter — meh.

I do also associate Broken Social Scene and Built To Spill even though there’s not really any connection to speak of.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 24 June 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link

Tool
Spoon
Built to Spill
Deerhunter
Father John Misty
Guided by Voices
Bon Iver

― Alba


This list makes me wonder what you consider a good band name.

Or are you just agreeing with poster who said all band names suck, we just got used to some of them.

enochroot, Thursday, 24 June 2021 01:09 (two years ago) link

Built to Spill and GBV are both excellent band names, IMO (whatever you may think of those bands).

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Thursday, 24 June 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link

I suppose the are all toxically dull in quite a American male way. Father John Misty and Bon Iver are maybe the odd ones out and I dislike those for different reasons.

I can’t think off any amazing band names off the top of my head but I don’t mind most. The Byrds, 100gecs and Blondie are all fine, for example.

Alba, Thursday, 24 June 2021 01:28 (two years ago) link

I mentioned GBV before and got pushback. I mean I guess it's a good name for a gospel accapella group or some shit

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 24 June 2021 01:30 (two years ago) link

I think the meaning is that the artist(s) is/are guided by the voices in their heads?

beard papa, Thursday, 24 June 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link

I’m highly partial to names like Ross From Friends and DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ (but I totally get why others aren’t).

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Thursday, 24 June 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link

Who isn't guided by voices in their head?

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 24 June 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

Bathtub Shitter for many years, and it turns out they're actually good and kinda musical (for death metal/grind that is)

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 June 2021 03:18 (two years ago) link

Wank for Peace

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 June 2021 03:19 (two years ago) link

there was a glasgow band called fuck-off machete but i can't remember if they were good or not.

I used to be email penpals with Natasha and she sent me some F.O. Machete stuff that I don't think ever got commercially released. Now I feel bad because I don't know where I put it.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 24 June 2021 04:11 (two years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Gun_Fellatio

Zelda Zonk, Thursday, 24 June 2021 05:47 (two years ago) link

Artists You’ve Written because of their name

xp

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 24 June 2021 06:04 (two years ago) link

“Ross From Friends” to me represents the worst of rave culture and discounts all that is good about it.

If you were a fan of the show as a child I could see the nostalgic appeal tho. They have made some decent music too. (I listened to it by accident ok?)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 24 June 2021 09:57 (two years ago) link

Got to say the name Insane Clown Posse just never quite sat with me

nashwan, Thursday, 24 June 2021 10:32 (two years ago) link

Can't get over the idea of someone coming up with the name of Cigarettes After Sex as name and it getting past the stage of their friends/families/label wincing/'having a word'

PaulTMA, Thursday, 24 June 2021 11:05 (two years ago) link

Lmao. Maybe it was like Chicane which I was recently bored enough to learn came up with their name by pulling it out of a hat.

(Apparently it’s a racing term? Dunno.)

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 24 June 2021 11:10 (two years ago) link

Why’d you name the band Built to Spill? Were you bad at holding drinks?
Ha! It was a game my wife and I played where we’d take turns writing a word. She’d write a word, then I’d write a word and we’d make up poems and stories. So when I was trying to come up with a band name we went back through them together to see if there was anything interesting and it was a part of that.

I guess some people just don't care what they call their band. Fair enough.

Alba, Thursday, 24 June 2021 12:07 (two years ago) link

I always liked that band name, just the cadence and off-rhyme. Maybe it doesn't sound as good in a British accent idk?

Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Thursday, 24 June 2021 12:28 (two years ago) link

can't believe nobody said Insane Clown Posse yet

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:20 (two years ago) link

Naming a band can be a wearing process, especially if all the members have divergent ideas of what an acceptable name is. So arbitrary or least dislikable ones are often the best option and usually borne of compromise.

Maresn3st, Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:39 (two years ago) link

my band's name in high school was Oonglebinky and I don't remember what an Oonglebinky is

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:43 (two years ago) link

The only problem with Insane Clown Posse is that two people are not enough to constitute a Posse, I would say you need at least four.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link

if insane clown posse has taught us anything its that a posse, like a family, can take many forms

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:49 (two years ago) link

XXP - If Oonglebinky were a UK band they would have been a festival band from the very late 80s, sounded a bit like Ozric Tentacles and I would have had a bootleg of them at the Treworgey Tree Fayre in 1989.

Maresn3st, Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:52 (two years ago) link

xp so what you are saying is that the fans of the Insane Clown Posse, the juggalos, are in fact part of the Posse, as they have formed their own subculture?

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link

If you were a fan of the show as a child I could see the nostalgic appeal tho

I was actually old enough in the 90s that 90s nostalgia deployed by younger people “works” on a certain face-value level for me. I’m not really susceptible to 80s nostalgia, involving stuff from when I was actually a kid (that does feel cheap to me).

search term: buttrock (morrisp), Thursday, 24 June 2021 13:57 (two years ago) link

Just got an email announcing an upcoming show for beabadoobee so, holy shit, lock thread imo

cwkiii, Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link

Doo wop covers of Bieber's ouevre, nice

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link

Truly what the world needs right now

cwkiii, Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link

She's a solo artist, apparently. For some reason I afford them more leeway with silly names. Unless they're Father John Misty, it seems.

Alba, Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

beabadoobee? more like ehbubadeesaybubadeeyon

ommaway

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

carsick cars

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link

a boogie wit da hoodie

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

beabadoobee
beabadooboo
beabadoobah
beabadoo ah ha!

peace, man, Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

Joanna Gruesome

and any number of bands that pun on other artists' or celebrities' names (cf. Com Truise upthread)

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 24 June 2021 17:55 (two years ago) link

J Boogie's Dubtronic Science

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 24 June 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link

PVRIS

hourspass, Thursday, 24 June 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link

xpost - I usually hate those punny ones too but I admit to loving "Joanna Gruesome" just because it's such a corrective to Newsom's twee persona

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 24 June 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link

J Boogie's Dubtronic Science

if it weren't for the fact that i picked up a cd of theirs for a coin in a charity shop last year then i would think this was a joke/made up name.
but, nope, it's a genuine thing.
as for the album : it's perfectly fine downtempo/library grooves, and rather enjoyable.

mark e, Thursday, 24 June 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link

i too made the mistake of avoiding beabadoobee because of the name, but actually she's pretty good tbh. this is off the new EP and it's kind of hayley williams x the sundays x sixpence none the richer x stina nordenstam x the pale saints:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aalRn01lMmg

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Thursday, 24 June 2021 19:45 (two years ago) link

Bed Wettin' Bad Boys, just heard of them

Left, Thursday, 24 June 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link

as someone posted upthread, Mott The Hoople may have gotten there first, but yes, Sixpence None The Richer were way ahead of the The game as well

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 24 June 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link

found on Spotify:

Stinkfinger

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 June 2021 20:59 (two years ago) link

named after the limp bizkit song that was named after the tool song?

Left, Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

xxp the The may in fact be the least bothersome element of Sixpence None The Richer. (And it is still bothersome, to be sure. Way bothersome.)

henry s, Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link

xpost that's Stinkfist (re: Tool). i mind it less as a song title, but as a band name, nah

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

other The bands off the top of my head:

Stone The Crows
Jimmy The Hoover
Grab Grab The Haddock

disraeli grinds my gears (NickB), Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link

xpost

I’m not really susceptible to 80s nostalgia, involving stuff from when I was actually a kid (that does feel cheap to me).

Pfft if there was an act called Mork From Ork I’d stan for them all day regardless of actual talent. (Or even Nanoo Nanoo really.)

__

With regards to J Boogie’s Dubtronic Science, it seems like they had a long-running weekly club night in SF that was generally highly regarded. Unless I’m confusing them with some other dubby boogie-ish act.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link

…Now someone’s going to dig up an actual act called Mork From Ork and you call all witness me eat my words.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link

xps bizkit had a song called stinkfinger on their first album which i assume was named in tribute to tool. either that or gross minds think alike. same goes for the band name. i object to both, for either purpose

Left, Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link

": it's perfectly fine downtempo/library grooves, and rather enjoyable."

Aye. I haven't heard a whole album but a bit ago "Oceanic Lullaby" came up on streaming radio and I really liked it.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 24 June 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link

If they were a new band today, would The The be called The the The?

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 24 June 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link

how about Insane Clown Posse?

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 24 June 2021 23:13 (two years ago) link

I love that beabadoobee album from last year, heavy early 90's feel to it.

akm, Friday, 25 June 2021 00:22 (two years ago) link

current Helloween vocalist Andi Deris's previous group:

Pink Cream 69

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 25 June 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

Helloween

beard papa, Friday, 25 June 2021 03:24 (two years ago) link

can't believe this ILM thread turned out to be a list of every band

Take me home, Jordan Rhodes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 June 2021 03:25 (two years ago) link

We need two more complementary threads:

- artists you had written off because of their names, but they turned out to be pretty good!
- artists you wanted to hear because of their names, but they turned out to be pretty bad!

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 25 June 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link

great band, shame about the name

great name, shame about the band

Kitchens of Distinction are definitely the latter one for me (sorry, Ned).

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 25 June 2021 05:09 (two years ago) link

how does Spellling figure into all of this?

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 25 June 2021 05:51 (two years ago) link

great on both counts

but i've realised i almost always like or retroactively justify the names when i like the music so i should maybe be less judgmental of stuff i haven't heard yet. within limits - even if the cherry poppin daddies made excellent music i would still fucking hate them

Left, Friday, 25 June 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link

That name is actually a reference to hard-working fathers who harvest fruit.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 25 June 2021 15:34 (two years ago) link

I'm surprised nobody on this thread has mentioned the Insane Clown Posse

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, 25 June 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link

That name is actually a reference to an Old West volunteer group that rounded up mentally-ill comics.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 25 June 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

i was always put off by another band name connoting old-timey mental deficiency

Mumford & Sons

davey, Friday, 25 June 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link

in that case I think the name perfectly reflects the music so whether it attracts or repels you, it's done its job (I guess that might be true of many others in this thread tbf)

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 25 June 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

it's true, the name telegraphs their whole thing so well that i know for a fact i will never need to listen to them to confirm

davey, Friday, 25 June 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link

Given their terrible name and their ILM derided swing-ska-Oingo Boingo sound, Cherry Poppin' Daddies may be the guiltiest guilty pleasure CD I own.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 25 June 2021 16:40 (two years ago) link

Virgin Prunes

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 25 June 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link

Badbadnotgood

I might have written off The Good, The Bad and The Queen if I hadn't already written them off because of Albarn.

Macklemore
Papa Roach
Mumford and Sons, seconded. Just sounds blah. Will never listen to this. Don't even know what it is.

Bands with a person's name + band ie Dave Matthews Band. Like, come up with something cool like Vinnie Vincent Invasion

pj, Friday, 25 June 2021 19:10 (two years ago) link

The Beatles.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 25 June 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

Does everyone know that Mumford is the name of the main guy in Mumford & Sons? Who I just found out today is married to Carey Mulligan!

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Friday, 25 June 2021 19:42 (two years ago) link

tbh before i really knew anything about him, I wrote off John Foxx for his name, thinking he was some sub-Howard Jones/nik kershaw type major label dude

brimstead, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

not that I have a problem with either of those dudes nowadays lol

brimstead, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link

xxp i will elide my jokes about Mumford and Sons and Carey Mulligan and instead point to the band's wack "centrist" politics

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/nov/16/mumford-sons-on-jordan-peterson-the-grenfell-tragedy-and-being-hated

davey, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link

they were in the news yesterday on the same limpdick bullshit

https://mrwinstonmarshall.medium.com/why-im-leaving-mumford-sons-e6e731bbc255

davey, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

I'm surprised nobody on this thread has mentioned the Insane Clown Posse

― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, June 25, 2021 10:50 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Because it’s a great name

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Friday, 25 June 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link

Illuminati Hotties

raven, Saturday, 26 June 2021 11:27 (two years ago) link

I thought I liked the Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. Was nice enough music to have in the background as I worked. But followed along with some of the lyrics last night and they were pure shit and it all made sense why they have such a terrible name.

peace, man, Saturday, 26 June 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link

I don't think I've ever done this tbh.

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 June 2021 12:48 (two years ago) link

Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their album names: I’m sorry but shit like “Panzerfaust” is why I don’t trust metal

Left, Saturday, 26 June 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

I’m not sorry and shit like a Decibel rave that cites Varg lyrics as a selling point is also why

Left, Saturday, 26 June 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link

k

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 June 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

Car Seat Headrest

AJD, Saturday, 26 June 2021 22:27 (two years ago) link

Yeah that is indefensible

kinder, Sunday, 27 June 2021 09:52 (two years ago) link

Bark Psychosis was an example of this for me, something about their name just made my eyes glaze over and ignore them, for years and years. Too bad! They are one of my favourite bands, now

I used to see Bark Psychosis' name in gig listings a lot at the time and the awkwardness in the name made me curious enough to go and see them on spec (still as a three-piece) they quickly became pretty much my favourite band and have remained so.

Maresn3st, Sunday, 27 June 2021 13:16 (two years ago) link

green day
every time i hear the name is like having a huge wave of boredom wash over me

scanner darkly, Sunday, 27 June 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link

Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their album names: I’m sorry but shit like “Panzerfaust” is why I don’t trust metal

I’m not sorry and shit like a Decibel rave that cites Varg lyrics as a selling point is also why

Maybe spend a little more time investigating the near-bottomless genre rather than using/be taken in by some cheap bait to confirm surface-level suspicions?

Master of Treacle, Monday, 28 June 2021 02:11 (two years ago) link

i hope I’m not alone in putting off listening to MBV for many years because of their name.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Monday, 28 June 2021 02:39 (two years ago) link

Lol, you probably are, I’d wager.

Rich Valley Girl, Poor Valley Girl (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 28 June 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link

my bloody valentine
dead, bloody valentine
You make me scream in my house

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Monday, 28 June 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link

Def saw MBV in my sisters' collections for years and rmde at the name before finally checking them out after reading enough good press on them.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 28 June 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link

There's an alternate universe/timeline where MBV followed their original inspiration and ended up third tier Amphetamine Reptile noise misanthrope punk. They sorta "outgrew" their name. Meat Puppets, too. Must be others.

Citole Country (bendy), Monday, 28 June 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

Most. The Beatles for sure outgrew that name. The Beach Boys.

enochroot, Monday, 28 June 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link

master of treacle i said trust not like but why would it matter to metal whether i do either

Left, Monday, 28 June 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

One might say that Smashing Pumpkins outgrew their name, or did they in fact grow into it?

alan dean impostor (Matt #2), Monday, 28 June 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link

Lol

Rich Valley Girl, Poor Valley Girl (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 28 June 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

Foxygen

, Monday, 28 June 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link

always parse that as Foxy Generation, not sure if that's better or worse.

Citole Country (bendy), Monday, 28 June 2021 18:35 (two years ago) link

master of treacle i said trust not like but why would it matter to metal whether i do either

I just thought the concept of ‘trust’ is a weird way to approach a genre of music, whether you like or dislike it

Master of Treacle, Monday, 28 June 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link

horsey

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Thursday, 1 July 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

Do Make Say Think.

Worst band name ever.

RobbiePires, Thursday, 1 July 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link

Pigeons Playing Ping-Pong

I mean, jesus, even if they weren't fourth rate jamband also-rans that would still be one of the worst band names I've ever heard.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 1 July 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link

There's that whole category of band names you weren't put off by, but you feel you have to qualify recommendations of them with "but they're good, honestly" when the person you're talking to pulls a face. My Bloody Valentine and American Music Club for example.

the kim variant (Matt #2), Thursday, 1 July 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link

Bands you like but only listen to when no one else is around because of the anxiety caused by worrying someone will ask what you're listening to and you'll have to say their name out loud

cwkiii, Friday, 2 July 2021 00:27 (two years ago) link

(Which also has the separate subcategory of names you don't know how to pronounce, but that's off topic)

cwkiii, Friday, 2 July 2021 00:27 (two years ago) link

I still don’t know how to pronounce “Charli XCX” (and I’ve listened to all her albums).

delta variant blues (morrisp), Friday, 2 July 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link

Foxygen

― ✖,

Yeah, red card. You can't come back from 'foxygen'

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 00:54 (two years ago) link

A band called Deflatormouse C/D?

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 00:58 (two years ago) link

Haha, that's fair.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link

I came up with deflatormouse when i was 10, but there are other deflatormice out there. Including (i think) an emo band.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 01:04 (two years ago) link

Foxygen, too, would have been ok as a screen name.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link

It's pretty interesting seeing what's a complete no-no for other people. I can see how agreeing a band name might be a nightmare. For me Foxygen is a bit goofy but it's short enough not to bother me. It's when a band name is three words and more of snippet of bad poetry than a band name that I'm like uh-uh.

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 01:26 (two years ago) link

foxygen is a triple whammy of sounding stupid, inexplicable and somehow boring

, Friday, 2 July 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

They were just kids

Pitchfork: Which one of you came up with the name Foxygen?

Sam France: It was something my friend said about a guy that she found attractive. She said he was sexy or hot, or that he was her foxygen, or something like that. We were probably about 13. I don't know why, but it stuck.

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 01:36 (two years ago) link

I think a lot of terrible names probably come from bands when they are very young. See also poor old Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, whose career I think was probably sabotaged by that name.

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 01:38 (two years ago) link

After struggling to come up with a band name, they decided "we might as well stick with the most ridiculous crap name we could think of."

Fair enough.

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 01:40 (two years ago) link

"foxy" in general needs to be approached with caution.
Gzm never stood a chance anyway.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 02:01 (two years ago) link

Good or not, the name suited them for a time

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 02:02 (two years ago) link

Yeah for a time but by 1998 or so they were writing a lot of non-weird, classically beautiful songs that I’m sure could have had a wider audience without that baggage.

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 02:07 (two years ago) link

I was about to say, we're talking about a band that sang "i'm a pekingese/i'm a cottage cheese" over a faux metal riff with fake monty pythonesque opera singing.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

Hobestly tho, I think their later stuff could have had a wider audeience if they'd written it in the 1970's

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 02:12 (two years ago) link

I like gzm don't get me wrong. And love 'barafundle' in particular

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 02:14 (two years ago) link

Garcia Peoples

calstars, Friday, 2 July 2021 02:15 (two years ago) link

Pen geag glas, if fingers were xylophones and the barafundle bumbler are all time xp

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 02:22 (two years ago) link

I have a friend who insists that Foxy Shazam is the worst band name of all time. I always maintain that it's not even the worst band name with 'foxy' in it tho. That name, despite my better instincts, actually makes me curious to hear the band.

I'd like to theorize that modifying 'foxy' with even more dubious words sonehow lessens the blow, but that would be terribly dishonest. The truth is i actually really like the word 'shazam'.

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 2 July 2021 03:02 (two years ago) link

I think I like the word foxy quite a lot.

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 03:31 (two years ago) link

I still don’t know how to pronounce “Charli XCX” (and I’ve listened to all her albums).

― delta variant blues (morrisp), Thursday, July 1, 2021 8:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Fairly certain there's at least a few songs with a "Charli Ecks-See-Ecks" tag on them.

peace, man, Friday, 2 July 2021 11:35 (two years ago) link

how else would you say it

Left, Friday, 2 July 2021 11:37 (two years ago) link

Charlie Ten One-Hundred Ten

davey, Friday, 2 July 2021 11:57 (two years ago) link

Charli Straight-Edge C

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 July 2021 12:06 (two years ago) link

Her first name is actually pronounced Ceeharley

Alba, Friday, 2 July 2021 12:17 (two years ago) link

I'm afraid Greentea Peng fits here for me. Undoubtedly I am missing out, but it sounds like a YouTube channel about health food shops or an artisan teabag brand.

Piedie Gimbel, Friday, 2 July 2021 12:31 (two years ago) link

Greentea Peng is a funny one bc her name def fits the vibe

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Friday, 2 July 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

Snapped Ankles

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Friday, 2 July 2021 15:48 (two years ago) link

Fairly certain there's at least a few songs with a "Charli Ecks-See-Ecks" tag on them.

Must’ve missed it! That’s obv my first guess, but it sounds like someone’s uncool dad guessing (wrong) how to pronounce an artist name.

delta variant blues (morrisp), Friday, 2 July 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

rn I am listening to Freakadelic by Jooklo Stellar Tribe; I really love this record a lot but man if anything was worth mentioning in this thread...

cwkiii, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

I did pointedly ignore the Jooklo groups for several years before stumbling across a description of this record that finally made me curious enough to check them out, so it is actually on topic haha

cwkiii, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

Hoobastank

no regrets

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 2 July 2021 17:26 (two years ago) link

buck gooter

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:48 (two years ago) link

wheatus, com truise, twin peaks

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

Wheatus's debut album was weird, they were obsessed with the iROC, which they mentioned in "Teenage Dirtbag", but are also pictured in one in the liner notes.

and i know this cos one of my best friends bought the album and i have clowned him ever since

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:18 (two years ago) link

The band derives its name from the nickname "wedus" given to the Brown brothers by their father when they were children

OK but what the fuck is wedus.

Alba, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

Another song from the album, "Punk Ass Bitch", was bought by the creators of Jackie Chan Adventures and reworked as "Chan's the Man", the end credits theme for the program's first season.

peace, man, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 23:42 (two years ago) link

new one: The Goon Sax

r u rolling pop 2021 (morrisp), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link

Dry Cleaning is a chore not a band name.

AJD, Friday, 9 July 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

Goon Sax is apparently slang for teenagers taking the silver bag out of box wine so they can walk around and drink out of their jackets, which you gotta respect that

Well, I think the slang is goon sack, so turning it into a sax pun is what you’ve got to respect or not

Alba, Friday, 9 July 2021 16:03 (two years ago) link

It’s in the proud tradition of sax on the beach imo

Alba, Friday, 9 July 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link

haha yeah i like it

also i think it just looks more appealing visually written out "goon sax" vs "goon sacks"

I was just happy to learn about goon sacks, wish i would have thought of that when i was a kid

Affleck’s Palace
Ashton Lane

Alba, Friday, 9 July 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

To those unfamiliar with Manchester and Glasgow but on top of swinging London mythology, it’s a bit like naming your band Carnaby Street.

Alba, Friday, 9 July 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

Goon Sax is apparently slang for teenagers taking the silver bag out of box wine so they can walk around and drink out of their jackets, which you gotta respect that

Before Alba's clarification, this post had me assuming this was called "goon sax" because drinking from the silver bag looked like playing the sax.

Vaguely Threatening CAPTCHAs, Friday, 9 July 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link

xps isn't it (also) a play on Gunne Sax?

kinder, Friday, 9 July 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link

Oh wow, this is some multi-layered genius

Alba, Friday, 9 July 2021 19:28 (two years ago) link

Dry Cleaning is a chore not a band name.

There have been a lot of other bands over the last several years with similarly prosaic names, that by all rights I should avoid out of principle, expect that I kinda like them all: Real Estate, Tennis, Hockey, etc.

henry s, Friday, 9 July 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

Prolapse. Leftover damage from the porn biz, probably, but it’s just an instant “no thanks”.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 10 July 2021 01:30 (two years ago) link

scientific dreamz of u.
Snarky Puppy.

RobbiePires, Saturday, 10 July 2021 10:47 (two years ago) link

(xp) Yes, Prolapse is a great example.

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 July 2021 12:31 (two years ago) link

Oh wow, how could I have forgotten Fountains of Wayne??

Alba, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 10:03 (two years ago) link

Snarky Puppy really puts me off.

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 10:48 (two years ago) link

Gorky's Zygotic Mynci suits their music; or at least their earlier work up to Gorky 5

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 10:51 (two years ago) link

To complete the 'puppy' triumvirate (after Skinny and Snarky), Bubble Puppy always sounded like a band I didn't want to hear.

hosonono (Matt #2), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 11:30 (two years ago) link

Who? What? When? Why? & Werewolves is a name for an indie band which makes me want to punch their fathers in the dick

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link

They'll just reform as Dick-Punched Dads

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 July 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link

The one that cracked me up was back in the 90s was Rhinos the all ages club in Bloomington booked John Cougar Concentration Camp unheard just so it could put it on the marquee.

earlnash, Friday, 16 July 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

Fun fact: I went to Disneyland with the guys from JCCC in high school

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 16 July 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link

bitchin bajas
Danananakroyd
We were promised jet packs
Beabadoobee
Coheed and cambria
Tapes n tapes

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Friday, 16 July 2021 03:13 (two years ago) link

I wrote off Bitchin Bajas for a long time, but they are well worth enduring their bad name.

beard papa, Friday, 16 July 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link

I've written off bands whose titles come from cool and completely non-obscure choices: The Grifters and Twin Peaks are two that come to mind.

... (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

*whose names

... (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

We Were Promised Jetpacks is a great name I think. And they're a nice wee band.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 16 July 2021 20:27 (two years ago) link

In defense of the Grifters, I don't think the Jim Thompson novel was "completely non-obscure" when they chose their name (tho I also don't generally favor band names that are just the name of something else "cool").

aging goth couple™ (morrisp), Friday, 16 July 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link

It's interesting that the Scorsese adaption of that novel came out soon afterward; I guess something was in the air.

aging goth couple™ (morrisp), Friday, 16 July 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link

khruangbin

...it just... i don't know. what even

maelin, Friday, 16 July 2021 21:35 (two years ago) link

None of the band members actually speak Thai so arguably they don't know either.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 16 July 2021 22:13 (two years ago) link

re the Grifters tbh I just thought they were named after the bike (not really, but that was my reference for the word when I first heard them)

bovarism, Friday, 16 July 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link

I feel like I heard of them not too long after the movie was in the theaters and thought they'd named themselves after a John Cusack movie, not unlike the rock band Say Anything.

... (Eazy), Friday, 16 July 2021 22:30 (two years ago) link

The Grifters is a perfectly good band name people.
Having never heard their music, I have a pretty good idea what it's going to sound like based on that name (unlike Khruangbin).
If I'm also assuming that they're a middling, anodyne band, it's only because I've never heard anyone rave about them, not because they got their name from a Jim Thompson book.

enochroot, Saturday, 17 July 2021 01:17 (two years ago) link

Thrush Hermit. OK, I’d never actually heard of them before they popped up here but I’m just treating this thread as a repository for off-putting names at this point.

Alba, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

khruangbin

...it just... i don't know. what even

― maelin, Friday, July 16, 2021 4:35 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

None of the band members actually speak Thai so arguably they don't know either.

― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, July 16, 2021 5:13 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

When asked to play their first gig, Laura Lee, who was learning to speak Thai at the time, decided they should use her favorite Thai word "khruangbin" (Thai: เครื่องบิน; RTGS: khrueang bin), which means "aeroplane", as their name.

I don't know how far she got in her language lessons, but they definitely know the meaning. And given their influences and covers of non-Western music I think it's a fine name, just a little hard to remember. I like them a lot.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

Hiatus Kaiyote

I see I have played some tracks by them in past, but it's just such an unappealing name

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

in *the* past

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 21 July 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link

steely dan

always irritated me in a way probably inextricable from my impressions of their weird/complicated/impenetrable cultural context. but i just looked up the origins of the name and fucking hell could these guys be any more not for me

Left, Wednesday, 21 July 2021 23:28 (two years ago) link

Not a Burroughs fan?

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 22 July 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

i don’t know enough about the beats to distinguish them stylistically but i anything even slightly adjacent is hard for me to bear (eg lou reed, patti smith) I don’t understand that version of cool whatsoever. also not a big fan of men who kill women in general

Left, Thursday, 22 July 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

^I'll remember that if I ever need a new reason to write off/pointedly ignore Chappaquiddick Skyline.

Tubesocks Secure (punning display), Thursday, 22 July 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link

Wait who killed women

xheugy eddy (D-40), Friday, 23 July 2021 02:03 (two years ago) link

Donald Fagen

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 03:19 (two years ago) link

Left seems really annoying

clouds, Friday, 23 July 2021 04:12 (two years ago) link

Burroughs killed his wife

Vapor waif (uptown churl), Friday, 23 July 2021 04:14 (two years ago) link

Fagen's?

Max Ice (morrisp), Friday, 23 July 2021 04:17 (two years ago) link

So that's what Do It Again is about

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 04:26 (two years ago) link

Sometimes I try to imagine having a conversation with a person like that in real life and I shudder.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 23 July 2021 11:53 (two years ago) link

Fagen does seem like a prick, it's true

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Friday, 23 July 2021 12:06 (two years ago) link

Like I said, I've never actually done this, but among the off-putting names that probably marred my enjoyment of the music upon discovering it, be it only for a split-second, I could cite

Aerosmith
American Football
Arctic Monkeys
The Band
British Sea Power
The Flying Burrito Brothers
Jefferson Airplane
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Megadeth
The Modern Lovers
Modest Mouse
Of Montreal
The National
Roxy Music
Soft Machine
Sonic Youth
Steely Dan
Supertramp
Thin Lizzy
Yo La Tengo

I like most of these bands btw.

pomenitul, Friday, 23 July 2021 12:23 (two years ago) link

My friend's dad thinks Roxy Music are called Sexy Music.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 23 July 2021 12:25 (two years ago) link

Megadeth is the perfect name for Megadeth.

Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Friday, 23 July 2021 12:27 (two years ago) link

Most of those are good band names. No accounting for taste I suppose.

Soundtracked by an eco jazz mixtape. (Tom D.), Friday, 23 July 2021 12:28 (two years ago) link

puddle of mudd
alice in chains
staind

oscar bravo, Friday, 23 July 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link

i still wanna know who killed Donald Fagen's wife

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 14:06 (two years ago) link

We were promised jet packs for sure fuck those people idc if they sound like Alice Coltrane never hearing a note

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 23 July 2021 14:17 (two years ago) link

Most of those are good band names. No accounting for taste I suppose.

The Modern Lovers, Roxy Music and Sonic Youth are three band names I've always thought were really good, specifically. And yeah, I'm not really into Supertramp, Aerosmith, Thin Lizzy or Megadeth but they're pretty good for what they are too.

British Sea Power is a terrible name, no arguments.

Alba, Friday, 23 July 2021 14:46 (two years ago) link

We were promised jet packs for sure fuck those people idc if they sound like Alice Coltrane never hearing a note

― kurt schwitterz, Friday, July 23, 2021 10:17 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Here, let me make that worse for you:

“The name came about after we heard a Ricky Gervais podcast,” explains Palmer. “The actual quote was ‘We were promised hovercrafts’ but we thought jetpacks sounded cooler.”

peace, man, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:19 (two years ago) link

Any band name with 'Music' in it is a no-no in my book ('The Music' are the worst offenders).

pomenitul, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:44 (two years ago) link

Was about to lay harder into We Were Promised Jetpacks but just discovered they were another high-school band who stayed together, which seems to be the case with a lot of the worst band names. God knows what name I’d have come up with at that age.

Alba, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link

hope no one makes fun of my band Ricky Gervais Podcast

, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link

a few locals that I refuse to listen to....

Dismembering the Carcass (oh neat you mashed up two famous metal bands into one)
Catcher AND the Rye (not convinced they don't think that's the actual title of the book and not them being 'clevar')

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 15:54 (two years ago) link

imagining the lead singer dressed up like mike piazza and the surrounding bandmembers dressed up as bundles of grain

, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link

honestly that would rekindle my interest

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 16:01 (two years ago) link

Carcass in the Rye would be OK
Dismembering the Catcher also acceptable

Alba, Friday, 23 July 2021 16:04 (two years ago) link

catchers should always be dismembered

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 July 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link

Any band name with 'Music' in it is a no-no in my book ('The Music' are the worst offenders).

They were originally called Roxy but there was an American band with the same name.

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Friday, 23 July 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

Luckily they didn't end up being called Roxy England

a cad, a bounder, a rotter, a really bad sort (Matt #2), Friday, 23 July 2021 16:20 (two years ago) link

The London Roxy
Roxy UK

Oh god, we were spared well.

Alba, Friday, 23 July 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link

Roxy Music much better than just Roxy imo

Alba, Friday, 23 July 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link

Definitely.

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Friday, 23 July 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link

In November 1970, Bryan Ferry, who had just lost his job teaching ceramics at a girls' school for holding impromptu record-listening sessions

I'd love to have been a fly on the wall.

Alba, Friday, 23 July 2021 16:41 (two years ago) link

Ugh my hot teddy boy teacher is making us listen to Xenakis again

kurt schwitterz, Friday, 23 July 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link

I suspect that ceramics class was somewhat oversubscribed.

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Friday, 23 July 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

Beabadoobee is really the most impressively awful name I've encountered in some time. Maybe since Hoobastank?

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 July 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

JUST IN: Mega Bog

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Monday, 26 July 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link

toiletcore

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 July 2021 14:18 (two years ago) link

i actually love the name mega bog

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 26 July 2021 14:49 (two years ago) link

It's kinda cute. My cousin has a (now in her thirties) kid named Meg, and called her Megabug when she was a little one. And of course we haven't let either one of them live that down.

henry s, Monday, 26 July 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link

"Roxy Music" is perfect for them and their sound.

I remember going to a friends' family's Christmas get-together one evening. Everyone was getting pissed and doing Playstation karaoke. It was mine and the patriarch's turn to do a song together, so we picked "Love Is The Drug". The Dad's big lunk of a son, 30 going on 17, goes up to him: "Dad! Dad! What you gonna sing?". Dad tells him: "I think we're going to go for some Roxy Music". Son: "What the fuck is that?"

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 26 July 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link

Just one of these exchanges that's stuck in my mind for years, it was more in the delivery of the conversation though

Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 26 July 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link

i actually love the name mega bog

Unfortunately to anyone in the UK, a bog is another word for a lavatory. It's even worse in Australia though where it apparently means 'the act or an instance of defecating'.

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Monday, 26 July 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link

wow i’m even more into mega bog now that i know it means mega toilet in the uk

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Monday, 26 July 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

I knew this but i'm sure nobody is surprised that I know of all of the names for toilet giving my posting history

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 July 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link

Cludgie?

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Monday, 26 July 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link

I was not familiar with the Australian term "dunny" until I watched the show Mr Inbetween.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 26 July 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The actual fuck is 'PinkPantheress' lmao

imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

sounds like a marijuana product with millennial aesthetic packaging?

sarahell, Friday, 13 August 2021 17:37 (two years ago) link

misread that as Pink Parentheses

peace, man, Friday, 13 August 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

I didn't bother listening when I came across the name last night but the (bit of a) song she does over the Adam F track is p' good.

Noel Emits, Friday, 13 August 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

william tyler

that's a president

, Monday, 30 August 2021 00:35 (two years ago) link

He suffers from Andrew Hill syndrome I mentioned upthead, a colorless name and no jazz nickname or diminutive to enliven.

Citole Country (bendy), Monday, 30 August 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

Especially since Andrew Hill was on the more out/avant side of the spectrum! So much so that a certain poster who will remain, um, unnamed was probably a big fan thereof.

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 August 2021 01:42 (two years ago) link

The name "Foo Fighters" puts me in a bad mood.

keen reverberations of twee (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 30 August 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link

Broken Social Scene

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 30 August 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link

Morcheeba

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 30 August 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

Collardio is pro-Foo. Got it.

Robert Cray-Cray (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

Bob Dylan

frogbs, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

Broken Social Scene
My Morning Jacket
Carseat Headrest
Modest Mouse

all names that probably gave me serious pause but glad I gave a chance. wouldn’t list as my absolute faves but I’ve enjoyed quite a bit of their output

caddy lac brougham? (will), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 01:05 (two years ago) link

Oh like Broken Social Scene and Modest Mouse. Can’t stand the other two.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 02:32 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Dumbo Gets Mad

Listening right now with a friend because he’s a big fan and they’re actually way better than I thought they would be based on the name.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Monday, 11 October 2021 17:47 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

A band called Spare Parts for Broken Hearts is playing tonight at a local club.

nickn, Thursday, 28 October 2021 23:48 (two years ago) link

Haha, I weirdly like that name

juristic person (morrisp), Friday, 29 October 2021 01:04 (two years ago) link

Xpost in between prom gigs?

the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Friday, 29 October 2021 01:24 (two years ago) link

Hiss Golden Messenger

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 October 2021 01:44 (two years ago) link

xps:

They kinda rock! Great vocalist. Solid grungy alt-rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okKI1a2i3dE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpP7fO9tcsY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciJ_TwxeeTY

peace, man, Friday, 29 October 2021 12:13 (two years ago) link

(also think the name is fine)

peace, man, Friday, 29 October 2021 12:13 (two years ago) link

(but not judging nickn for thinking its terrible either)

peace, man, Friday, 29 October 2021 12:14 (two years ago) link

Good name for a song, a bit long for a band.

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Friday, 29 October 2021 12:15 (two years ago) link

In that last one where she sings "ever, ever" at 2:50, I keep hearing "Rhiannon, Rhiannon". Has the right voice for it too!

Lee626, Friday, 29 October 2021 13:47 (two years ago) link

Played all three clips, and I don't hate 'em, but the name gives me a "trying too hard emo band" vibe.

nickn, Friday, 29 October 2021 16:43 (two years ago) link

Yeah, it's does call to mind Black Tape for a Blue Girl or Casiotone for the Painfully Alone or something

peace, man, Friday, 29 October 2021 17:48 (two years ago) link

And The Pains of the Pure At Heart, which is the one I couldn't think of earlier.

nickn, Friday, 29 October 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link

Tonstartssbandht

juristic person (morrisp), Saturday, 30 October 2021 04:44 (two years ago) link

Just finished listening to the new King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard, whose name I hate tremendously, but it's a really good album.

Yeah I've heard good things about this band as well but there is no way I'm ever listening to them with a name like that.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Saturday, 30 October 2021 07:17 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

Karate

but it turns out they're good

Brad C., Monday, 7 March 2022 14:36 (two years ago) link

Too many gothic bands because I judge from their name whether they take themselves too seriously.

Loud Tsu (I M Losted), Monday, 7 March 2022 15:35 (two years ago) link

OOIOO

octobeard, Monday, 7 March 2022 17:42 (two years ago) link

Bitchin' Bajas

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Monday, 7 March 2022 18:32 (two years ago) link

^ Same - I eventually started listening and liked Bitchen Bajas quite a bit. But since then, whenever shuffle shuffles up that name, I still intuitively hit skip.

bendy, Monday, 7 March 2022 19:25 (two years ago) link

I still agree with this post:

Frippertronics / Alice etc is totes my wheelhouse but can't, won't, on principle, listen to a band that can't come up with a better name for themselves than Bitchin Bajas. Sorry. What if I choke to death on a cookie and this is the last thing they find on my turntable? "Looks like he checked out to...'Bitchin' Bajas.'"

― Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Saturday, July 13, 2013 4:54 PM (eight years ago)

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 03:04 (two years ago) link

Bitchin' Bajas sounds like the name of the house band at Cabo Wabo, and that has a lead singer whose signature hand gesture is not devil horns but "hang loose."

henry s, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 12:46 (two years ago) link

Exactly. I went to show where they were the openers, and was fully primed to see a bunch of dudes with white dreads and those Mexican hoodies. I was sorely disappointed (and a bit bored by the end tbh).

I wonder how much market share they could have stolen from Floating Points without the ironic band name.

enochroot, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 14:53 (two years ago) link

always gave me "creatively bankrupt post-AnCo chillwave bands whose names are just 80s ephemera" vibes, even though the name itself isnt a reference (afaik?). i do love them now though.

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 15:07 (two years ago) link

If this were indeed the 80's I can see Downtown Julie Brown saying "wubba wubba wubba, we've got the latest from Bitchin' Bajas coning up right after Huey Lewis introduces us to his new drug...whoah man!"

henry s, Tuesday, 8 March 2022 15:17 (two years ago) link

i used to like Zs but had to write them off due to my ongoing litigation against them

yall are missing out on the bajas

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 March 2022 16:00 (two years ago) link

I’ve come around to their name.

beard papa, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 05:35 (two years ago) link

Bitchin Beard Papa Bajas

celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 06:55 (two years ago) link

(They’re Built, They’re Stacked)

celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 9 March 2022 06:59 (two years ago) link

Belchin’ Bejars

buzza, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 09:13 (two years ago) link

These are irrational by definition, right? Big Thief.

clemenza, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 14:00 (two years ago) link

Up until the release of U.F.O.F., I was under the impression that Big Thief were a punk or garage rock band.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 14:34 (two years ago) link

Confused with early 90s Sub Pop band Big Chief, maybe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a_jH1TDmXM

peace, man, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 14:48 (two years ago) link

Nah. Just something about their first two album covers just made me think they were on the noisier, punkier end of things.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 9 March 2022 15:00 (two years ago) link

otm, seconded on Big Thief.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Thursday, 10 March 2022 18:02 (two years ago) link

Why did you guys not like the name Big Thief?

Not Dork Yet (alternate toke) (morrisp), Thursday, 10 March 2022 18:39 (two years ago) link

stealing is rong

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 19:17 (two years ago) link

Sounds bad 80s sophistipop to me, rather than punk.

Alba, Thursday, 10 March 2022 19:20 (two years ago) link

Well, they're not punk (ha ha)

I thought it was a cool name even before I liked the band; seems like one of those objectively "good band names" to me

Not Dork Yet (alternate toke) (morrisp), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:04 (two years ago) link

this is a funny thread to read and then look at everyone's usernames

rob, Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:12 (two years ago) link

maybe another thread but I wonder what's the best band with the worst name. probably My Bloody Valentine but I would argue it's actually Beardfish.

frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:15 (two years ago) link

not a band, but Wizkid seems like a contender.

celebrating ten years of constant posting (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:17 (two years ago) link

Crash Test Dummies

beard papa, Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link

The Kinks

Alfred Ndwego of Kenya (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:26 (two years ago) link

Spoon

Not Dork Yet (alternate toke) (morrisp), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:38 (two years ago) link

the beatles

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:43 (two years ago) link

Prefab Sprout.

Alfred Ndwego of Kenya (Tom D.), Thursday, 10 March 2022 20:55 (two years ago) link

ILXor and the Shitting Dick Nipples

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:06 (two years ago) link

Wet leg is just a disgusting name

mardheamac (gyac), Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link

Pissed Jeans (they rule!)

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:12 (two years ago) link

Prefab Sprout.


oh yeah, actually the winner of best band/worst name

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:15 (two years ago) link

Can't listen to anyone named rob

, Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:26 (two years ago) link

I remember this dude in college cracking up over the name "Rob Zombie"

Not Dork Yet (alternate toke) (morrisp), Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:27 (two years ago) link

the beatles

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, March 10, 2022 2:43 PM (forty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh yeah

frogbs, Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:28 (two years ago) link

Rob and Patty Zombie invite you to their Memorial Day BBQ!!!

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link

Why did you guys not like the name Big Thief?

I can't explain this, but the first time I heard that, I thought of some blues-leaning bar band--pretty much my least favourite thing in the world. So I still haven't investigated. I take it my ignoring and writing off is woefully off the mark.

clemenza, Thursday, 10 March 2022 21:49 (two years ago) link

Big Thief is the worst band name I could imagine. It simultaneously doesn't mean anything, and it lacks visual description, and it sounds like a shitty cover band, as clemenza describes. It's a combination of brief words that leads you... nowhere. So I assumed the music would do the same thing. And, to be honest, they're not my thing at all.

paulhw, Thursday, 10 March 2022 23:23 (two years ago) link

A search for the origin of their name led me to this NPR article’s valiant effort to create intrigue.

https://i.imgur.com/fTFDvbl.png

Alba, Friday, 11 March 2022 07:22 (two years ago) link

Adriannie would be a good band name.

Alba, Friday, 11 March 2022 07:25 (two years ago) link

Car Seat Headrest. I simply refuse to contemplate listening to a band with a 'quick, think of something' name like that.

giraffe, Friday, 11 March 2022 08:52 (two years ago) link

Dry Cleaning is another one like that.

Alfred Ndwego of Kenya (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2022 09:51 (two years ago) link

Aaahah! Big Thief is a Berklee band. That explains some of why they leave me cold. That grey competence. Wonder if they were aware of the Berklee band Big Wreck?

bendy, Friday, 11 March 2022 13:26 (two years ago) link

Headrest would be a pretty good band name. Car Seat Headrest is just clunky and awkward.

Hideous Lump, Friday, 11 March 2022 14:25 (two years ago) link

Car Seat (For Babies) would be a pretty good band name

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 11 March 2022 14:33 (two years ago) link

i don't like car seat headrest, but doesn't it refer to where he would write/record his songs, in the back seat, leaning his head against the back of the frontseat headrest, so that he read the lyrics/record while looking down on his lap, or something? that'll probably get eyerolls from people but to me that's a classic lo-fi recording situation where you have no privacy, anywhere, ever, and you just have to find a spot and make it work. so...i like the name

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 March 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link

car seat (for babies) is a better name though, lol

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Friday, 11 March 2022 16:14 (two years ago) link

Meek and Lenker named the group Big Thief after an idea they learned in a songwriting workshop in Texas about “a trickster or thief that borrows from the collective conscious, and regenerates ideas and integrates them into his or her identity.”

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 11 March 2022 16:21 (two years ago) link

(per stereogum article)

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 11 March 2022 16:21 (two years ago) link

Well I was fine with big thief as a name before and now I hate it

, Friday, 11 March 2022 16:56 (two years ago) link

The “Big” in Big Thief is what has always annoyed me. It’s just a bland and easily forgotten name. Not close to the worst mentioned on this thread, though.

beard papa, Friday, 11 March 2022 18:12 (two years ago) link

yeah I agree with Paul's post above, Big Thief isn't offensive or annoying it's just a bad name that to me recalls prog bands like Big Big Train and Pineapple Thief, which they don't sound anything like. Black Country, New Road is another one of those, like what, if anything, does that mean?

frogbs, Friday, 11 March 2022 18:24 (two years ago) link

Counting Crows.

Loud Tsu (I M Losted), Friday, 11 March 2022 18:47 (two years ago) link

xp The problem seems to be that you know too many bands, lol

u swear (morrisp), Friday, 11 March 2022 18:54 (two years ago) link

Grimes

Otto Insurance (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 11 March 2022 19:16 (two years ago) link

Black Country, New Road is another one of those, like what, if anything, does that mean?

Supposedly it's a road in the West Midlands ... and a shit name for a band.

Alfred Ndwego of Kenya (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2022 19:49 (two years ago) link

the black country area is named after all the pollution from the factories that used to be in the area btw. or the coal that was mined there or something

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Friday, 11 March 2022 19:58 (two years ago) link

I'm going nuts, I wrote a post a couple of years ago summing up why Car Seat Headrest is such a bad name for a band by comparing it to a band being named after a component in a cabinet or something but I can't find it at all. What the hell?

Evan, Friday, 11 March 2022 20:22 (two years ago) link

There are several threads like this

u swear (morrisp), Friday, 11 March 2022 20:30 (two years ago) link

I saw Component in a Cabinet open for Car Seat Headrest once.

joygoat, Friday, 11 March 2022 20:33 (two years ago) link

xp Evan, I think this is the post.

Kim Kimberly, Friday, 11 March 2022 20:51 (two years ago) link

Alfred Sisley

Nordle (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 March 2022 21:03 (two years ago) link

Component in a Cabinet I know, I know, they're openers ...

nickn, Friday, 11 March 2022 21:31 (two years ago) link

there is an inverse relationship between how good a band name is and how good the band is. no good band has ever had a good band name.

treeship., Friday, 11 March 2022 21:36 (two years ago) link

Well, that certainly isn't true.

Alfred Ndwego of Kenya (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link

xp Evan, I think this is the post.

― Kim Kimberly, Friday, March 11, 2022 3:51 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh god thank you, search was truly failing me or I was just failing to focus. Thanks!

Evan, Friday, 11 March 2022 22:58 (two years ago) link

hell yeah that post ruled

Evan, Friday, 11 March 2022 23:01 (two years ago) link

let's eat grandma

ciderpress, Friday, 11 March 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link

xps to Evan. words in quotes are unsearchable.

peace, man, Friday, 11 March 2022 23:07 (two years ago) link

let's eat grandma

I'm hungry too, but can we keep this thread on-topic?

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 11 March 2022 23:10 (two years ago) link

Idk I think “Rolling Stones” is a pretty great band name

frogbs, Friday, 11 March 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link

any spoonerism band

like

Wevie Stonder

i read to 69 position (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 March 2022 23:43 (two years ago) link

I was looking at the calendar for my local club today, and on back-to-back nights they are featuring bands with semi-amusing names and, I'm assuming, post-TMBG twee-ness that I never need bother trying to appreciate:
Apr 11 - Great Good Fine OK
Apr 12 - We Were Promised Jetpacks (with Weakened Friends)

enochroot, Saturday, 12 March 2022 04:27 (two years ago) link

My educated guess is that the members of We Were Promised Jetpacks are 65-70 years old, are all deeply involved in the Jonny Quest fan club, and buy Quisp cereal whenever it's temporarily reintroduced

Josefa, Saturday, 12 March 2022 05:15 (two years ago) link

And they all wear Hawaiian shirts

Josefa, Saturday, 12 March 2022 05:17 (two years ago) link

I know this from some other terrible band name thread: We Were Promised Jetpacks were named after a line in a Ricky Gervais podcast. What Gervais actually said in the podcast was "we were promised hovercrafts." However, the bandmates thought "jetpacks" would sound cooler.

peace, man, Saturday, 12 March 2022 12:42 (two years ago) link

In a similar vein there is Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. This is made even worse by the fact it's a solo artist, I don't like when solo artists give themselves stupid band-like names at the best of times.

Alfred Ndwego of Kenya (Tom D.), Saturday, 12 March 2022 13:01 (two years ago) link

“Funny” band names are a mistake unless your listeners are people who think the same joke is funny over and over again

the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 March 2022 15:56 (two years ago) link

weakened friends is a great band name (and band) imo

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 12 March 2022 16:39 (two years ago) link

Cocaine Piss

should we think of a new name for krautrock (Matt #2), Sunday, 13 March 2022 00:47 (two years ago) link

Every single explanation behind every band name has made me hate the band name more

Ricky Gervais podcast ffs

, Sunday, 13 March 2022 16:25 (two years ago) link

Really hate it when bands take their names from sorta-but-not-really obscure film references, like Zuzu's Petals. "And you know where they get their name from?..." No, Einstein, feel free to enlighten me.

henry s, Sunday, 13 March 2022 16:46 (two years ago) link

OK I just googled to check Ricky Gervais Podcast wasn’t the name of a band

Alba, Sunday, 13 March 2022 16:48 (two years ago) link

It seems like the most durable bands have band names that have a whiff of shit to them. I'm thinking Arctic Monkeys, like, that has a whiff of bad to it, that whiff is necessary otherwise your band is just called Espers or Ida or The Vaccines and you have a couple albums and you're done

flow, my crimson tears (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 13 March 2022 16:53 (two years ago) link

Really hate it when bands take their names from sorta-but-not-really obscure film references, like Zuzu's Petals. "And you know where they get their name from?..." No, Einstein, feel free to enlighten me.

― henry s, Sunday, March 13, 2022 12:46 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

just remembered there's a band calling themselves spirit of the beehive

, Sunday, 13 March 2022 17:00 (two years ago) link

Yeah there's something peculiarly annoying about band names that are simply the name of an old film. You need to at least alter it, like 10,000 Maniacs.

Josefa, Sunday, 13 March 2022 17:03 (two years ago) link

🎶 My love wears fordibben colours 🎶

flow, my crimson tears (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 13 March 2022 17:26 (two years ago) link

> Really hate it when bands take their names from sorta-but-not-really obscure film references

my bloody valentine...

koogs, Sunday, 13 March 2022 17:33 (two years ago) link

All three musical projects I had on the go a few years back were named after old films in one way or another, sorry. Kind of lazy I admit.

should we think of a new name for krautrock (Matt #2), Sunday, 13 March 2022 18:38 (two years ago) link

Was it beloved cultural critic Marilyn Manson who said that every band with a number in their name should be avoided? On the whole I don't agree (Spacemen 3, Level 42, 10cc, Gang of Four, Dirty Three), but there are definitely many examples that would seem to support this theory

Paul Ponzi, Sunday, 13 March 2022 19:08 (two years ago) link

xp The theory could be “avoid bands with the letter ‘e’ in their name,” and you’d find the exact same thing (some good ones, lots of bad ones).

u swear (morrisp), Sunday, 13 March 2022 19:26 (two years ago) link

Smashing Pumpkens

flow, my crimson tears (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 13 March 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link

Speaking of--and of obscure references--has there been a band called Smiling Politely yet?

clemenza, Sunday, 13 March 2022 20:01 (two years ago) link

just remembered there's a band calling themselves spirit of the beehive

― ✖, Sunday, March 13, 2022 1:00 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I actually don't mind their music, but have a knee-jerk reaction to the name on grounds of there can only be one "of the beehive" band, and that is Voice of the Beehive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m3C1K5b5VI

peace, man, Sunday, 13 March 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link

Ha, me too!

anatol_merklich, Sunday, 13 March 2022 21:07 (two years ago) link

OK I just googled to check Ricky Gervais Podcast wasn’t the name of a band

― Alba, Sunday, March 13, 2022 9:48 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

After this day on ilxor.com, this made me laugh my ass off, many thanks

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Sunday, 13 March 2022 23:09 (two years ago) link

From the press release for the new ANALEPSY album:

"The correct pronunciation of the name of the band is 'uh-nuh-leh-psy' [ʌnʌlepsy], and it was chosen due to its (now obsolete) meaning: recovery of strength after an illness."

And yet, there's still a giant space anus on the cover.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FNzeBDjXoAQmvfA.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 14 March 2022 11:05 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

The oldest I ever felt was when I found out there's a band called Alvvays. Spelling shit in a Transylvanian accent is a thing now? No fucking way.

Anyway I later found out it was just to make the name google-able but the damage was done.

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 04:47 (one year ago) link

Alvvays
Chvrches
THE VVITCH
Wavves

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 04:53 (one year ago) link

Hovvdy

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 05:04 (one year ago) link

I don’t mind the VV or exchanging “U” for “V”.

The ones that always make me want to check something else are the ones that look like gamer chats, changing letters for numbers: 0 as O, 1 as I, 3 as E, 4 as A…

Eg:

CRIM3S, UNIIQU3, N3URO, N4NO, F4ST

And they usually have to style their names with ALL CAPS, so it doesn’t look extra stupid.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 05:27 (one year ago) link

I swear I once saw an artist called QU33N L4TIF4H which I thought was extra annoying because I also dislike parody names (with counted exceptions).

I can’t find the name in spotify or youtube so maybe I dreamt it.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 05:33 (one year ago) link

Not gamer only sorry, the correct name is “leetspeak” which I don’t usually mind, but hate seeing it on band names

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 05:36 (one year ago) link

this reminded me of Le1f - not that I minded his name. Spotify helpfully re-routed me to “Kalifa”, which he apparently goes by now (although Wikipedia is unaware of this yet).

confirmed by his Insta tho: https://instagram.com/khalif?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 31 May 2022 07:19 (one year ago) link

At first I thought that artists were starting to use sentences, numbers, signs and replacing letters because every artist name in existence had already been used. Now I have my doubts.

So yeah it's not easy to take completely seriously artists named 1da Banton, Kizz Daniel, Blaq Diamond, Da Muziqal Chef, Spellz or BNXN fka Buju to take a few examples from the Afro-Pop/House generation. Maybe it's the French tradition of orthography in me. There are worse offenders in indie pop, cloud rap and vaporhouse I'm sure. Or things like iamamiwhoami irrationally raise my apprehensions up.

Nabozo, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 09:08 (one year ago) link

I'm also weirded out by artist names that look deceptively like a person's name but they're a group. Or the converse. I'll put that one under a touch of OCD though.

Nabozo, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 09:11 (one year ago) link

J3THR0 TVLL

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 11:47 (one year ago) link

Mashing up the previous three posts:

J3THR0 TVLL. The Man

anatol_merklich, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 12:31 (one year ago) link

I take some of these kind of names as enforced outsiderness, since they're resistant to search, proof you are in the word-of-mouth circle, the way punk bands chose names unprintable in family newspapers. See also Four Tet pseudonyms, etc.

bendy, Tuesday, 31 May 2022 14:00 (one year ago) link

I remember hating the idea of Ned's Atomic Dustbin because the name sounded like a stupid parody band. As if they were going out of their way to be zany. But they're okay. Generic and all their songs sound the same, but they're a credible early-1990s buzzsaw indie Madchester / Grebo / Whatever-style band that sound a bit like the Wedding Present. "Until You Find Out" is okay.

God Fodder got to number 4 in the UK and, amazingly, it cracked the Billboard 100! It's mind-boggling than anybody in the US bought Ned's Atomic Dustbin's debut album, let alone enough for it to reach #91.

It's particularly weird because their song titles were fine. The album titles were okay. But the band had a stupid name. Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine could abbreviate the band name, but Ned's Atomic Dustbin defies abbreviation. Ned's AD? NA Dustbin? NAD? They couldn't even call themselves Ned's.

I mean, Kissing the Pink was a little bit clever, but Ned's Atomic Dustbin was just bad.

Ashley Pomeroy, Wednesday, 1 June 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link

It's a Goons reference, which was a bit odd given their ages

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 June 2022 19:48 (one year ago) link

They were usually referred to as The Neds iirc. Music best described as "thrashy".

three weeks pass...

Maybe this belongs in the "stolen names" thread but I used to see listings for a local act called Dylan Nirvana (not sure if a guy or band) playing around the EV/LES.

Idk what more to say about that other than "no".

The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 22 June 2022 23:02 (one year ago) link

The 1975

mirostones, Thursday, 23 June 2022 10:45 (one year ago) link

I just listened to Just Mustard last night and really like them, but if I had encountered their name alone (outside the context of a rave review) I would have recoiled.

I just listened to Just Mustard last night and really like them, but if I had encountered their name alone (outside the context of a rave review) I would have recoiled.

Likewise. As great as they are (they’re from my current place of residence, too), that name is all manner of cringeworthy.

wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Friday, 24 June 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link

They're also hoping to be confused with 70s folk legend Must Justard.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 24 June 2022 16:21 (one year ago) link

The 1975

The Dirty Hit label alone has them, Wolf Alice, and beabadoobee, all three of which I wrote off for varying periods of time because of their names

Vinnie, Saturday, 25 June 2022 05:19 (one year ago) link

Kurt Vile & Joanna Gruesome.

Grandpont Genie, Saturday, 25 June 2022 17:26 (one year ago) link

I always assumed Kurt Vile was a punkier pun on the Weimar era composer and Mr Lotte Lenya. Apparently it's his real name though.
Thought it was a pun cos it was one I'd at least mentally played with myself a few decades ago.

Stevolende, Saturday, 25 June 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link

I'd at least mentally played with myself a few decades ago

Don't worry, Stevolende. It's perfectly normal to do that.

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 17:56 (one year ago) link

Apparently it's his real name though.

Haha, I never knew that. Always assumed it was a Weill pun too! Apparently there was a Swiss vibraphinist called Kurt Weil to muddy the waters further.

Grandpont Genie, Saturday, 25 June 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link

_The 1975_


The Dirty Hit label alone has them, Wolf Alice, and beabadoobee, all three of which I wrote off for varying periods of time because of their names


to be fair, all of these names are completely awful, even if ymmv when it comes to the music

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:52 (one year ago) link

Massive lols at "just mustard", a spectacularly bad name.

Kim Kimberly, Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

All these years and nobody mentioned Slightly Stoopid?

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:06 (one year ago) link

I avoided Mercury Rev for years because I can't stand the name. Finally got around to listening to them and fortunately disliked the music too. Awful singing, and not in a fun Flaming Lips way.

Flaming Lips is a ridiculously stupid name too but I love their '90s records. Managed to get past the name on that one.

The Ghost Club, Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

Early Mercury Rev had another singer that made things less twee, the music was also more chaotic and exciting. Always liked the name though.

A friend told me about beabadoobee a few months ago and I nodded while they were talking but mentally said NOPE

Cow_Art, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:40 (one year ago) link

Just discovered the existence of a band called Sigourney Reverb and have already written them off because of their name

von mannequin lives (Matt #2), Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link

Surfer Blood fits alongside Dogs Die in Hot Cars as being like...nah, doesn't make me laugh, doesn't make me feel good.

deep luminous trombone (Eazy), Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:58 (one year ago) link

I can't stand any band name that is a play on an existing name. That's the worst. Chet Faker? NOOOOOOO

Cow_Art, Sunday, 26 June 2022 00:00 (one year ago) link

Early Mercury Rev had another singer that made things less twee, the music was also more chaotic and exciting. Always liked the name though.

I guess I could give them another go... Any recommendations?

The Ghost Club, Sunday, 26 June 2022 03:39 (one year ago) link

Yerself Is Steam and Boces are both awesome, the former is a hair better. Play it loud.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:24 (one year ago) link

Not sure what's wrong with Mercury Rev as a name either?

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:30 (one year ago) link

Easily confused with Martin Rev?

von mannequin lives (Matt #2), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:41 (one year ago) link

Deafheaven

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:59 (one year ago) link

xp I heard something about the band reading a review of one of their gigs or something to that effect and having some words stand out in a way like how Exploding Plastic Inevitable was chosen. Mercurial.... & Rev... as part of a word elsewhere in the text that they connected.
THink I heard it was a Chris Roberts review too. Memories of an early 90s Melody Maker double spread story if i'm remembering right.

Stevolende, Sunday, 26 June 2022 13:00 (one year ago) link

Spotify at least used to have a couple of earlyish gig recordings available from teh David Baker era which is the earlier singer an dthe chaotic era. I think that direction slightly outlasted him and was going by about 95/96. The band became a bit less improvisational and started using strings and things in places.
I always heard the early material as sharing some of teh same ballpark as Flaming Lips though the rhythm was a lot more fluid. Jonathan Donahue had played guitar with the Lips before going solo and leading Mercury Rev. I think the band had formed asa bunch of players who had come in to add playing to a soundtrack for subaquatic video footage . When they were doing so they were coming in at different times and overdubbing and I'm not sure they had played together as a band until after the lp was recorded. Which may be one reason that Boces is more coherent for the main part. Yerself Is Steam is pretty great though as are the singles and bsides from the era and whatever is on Lego My Ego and other mop up sets from the era.
I find the Caribou Vibration Ensemble set with Marshall Allen that came with Rough Trade copie sof Caribou's Swim cd shares some of the same qualities as that David Baker era Rev.

Stevolende, Sunday, 26 June 2022 13:09 (one year ago) link

I remember something about the Baker band being volatile; fistfights and general chaos. The side project Paralyzed Mind of the Archangel Void is one of my favorite heavy psych albums.

Cow_Art, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:17 (one year ago) link

Re: Just Mustard, first heard of them from a Maura recommendation so it was already too late for the name to bother me. Also I kinda like how it's something you could say if someone offered you Mayostard or Mustardayonnaise.

sloop johnnin' skater (geoffreyess), Sunday, 26 June 2022 22:10 (one year ago) link

There was a band on a Max's Kansas City comp called Just Water, which I thought was a stupid name, but then I started hearing that phrase here and there (liquid spills, rain, etc) and came to appreciate the idea more.

nickn, Monday, 27 June 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

They did a cover of "SIngin' in the Rain," didn't they? Used to hear it on the radio all the time back then.

Build My Gallows Hi Hi Hi (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 27 June 2022 02:00 (one year ago) link

Not rain, just water

Vinnie, Monday, 27 June 2022 05:49 (one year ago) link

Yerself Is Steam and Boces are both awesome, the former is a hair better. Play it loud.

Thanks for the recs, will give them a go. Haven't been in a heavy psych mood for a while but it's about time to try again!

Not sure what's wrong with Mercury Rev as a name either?

I dunno, it's just visceral for me. Instant bad vibes. I think maybe 'Rev' just makes me think of gross boy things?

The Ghost Club, Monday, 27 June 2022 07:25 (one year ago) link

Obviously Rev must have connotations I'm not aware of.

Eavis Has Left the Building (Tom D.), Monday, 27 June 2022 08:13 (one year ago) link

I just realized I only consciously realize I've written off an artist because of their name when one of their songs comes up in a Spotify playlist and I think "huh, maybe the War on Drugs are worth listening to"

Vinnie, Monday, 27 June 2022 12:07 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Mudvayne

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 30 July 2022 06:04 (one year ago) link

That reminds me. Collapsed Lung. They did "Eat my Goal". How does it go? I have no idea. The name puts me off.

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 30 July 2022 18:35 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

sexual jeremy

Goose Bigelow, Fowl Gigolo (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 January 2023 23:03 (one year ago) link

Eyehategod

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Saturday, 7 January 2023 23:05 (one year ago) link

Kurt Vile

didn't even realise it was his real name

PaulTMA, Saturday, 7 January 2023 23:12 (one year ago) link

King Gizzard and the whatever Lizard

Wet Legume (morrisp), Saturday, 7 January 2023 23:18 (one year ago) link

Kurt Vile

didn't even realise it was his real name


I refuse to believe this.

Lord Pickles (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:09 (one year ago) link

Big Head Todd and the Monsters

Well, the name and the fact that the lead vocalist seemed very skeezy during an appearance on The Real World 25+ years ago

beamish13, Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:11 (one year ago) link

morrissey

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 8 January 2023 00:11 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxK-jFI9xPU
before the name got any recognition. I think I saw something saying they cherry picked the name from a longer sentence or had teh significant parts revealed to them from their state of intoxication or something. Something about it being part of a Chris Roberts review or something.

I came across the lp in the 2nd hand record shop I used to frequent when they were still very unknown. Pink/puke coloured vinyl lp somehow new in an otherwise 2nd hand record shop. I picked it up put it on the listening player, liked what I heard so bought it. & hearsd later taht I got it oddly early, Seemed to be before the actual release date. Yerself Is Steam.

I caught a few dates on the end of the tour they had started supporting Ride on. They did about 4 more dates on their own.

Stevolende, Sunday, 8 January 2023 12:16 (one year ago) link

I don’t care how many AOTYs it gets, I’m not listening to a band called Jockstrap

josh az (2011nostalgia), Sunday, 8 January 2023 12:26 (one year ago) link

Peaness.

Would make a good double bill with Jockstrap.

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 8 January 2023 14:43 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Couple more novelty band name I recently came across:

Lana Del Rabies
Michael Cera Palin

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:43 (eight months ago) link

Tallest Man In the World
Portugal the Man

probably some other bands with "man" in the name

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:54 (eight months ago) link

"Lana Del Rabies" and "Joanna Gruesome" are both incredible names because the reference material is somewhat insular, as opposed to awful names like "Wevie Stonder" or whatever

sean paul akerman (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:58 (eight months ago) link

I wrote off Portugal the Man because of their name and finally broke down and listened and there i was writing Portugal the Man off again

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 02:59 (eight months ago) link

Tallest Portuguese Man in the World

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 03:02 (eight months ago) link

I had a dream the other night about a band called The One Night Show with Lay Jeno, which they subsequently shortened to Lay Jeno. I would not listen to them either way, if they actually existed.

wronger than 100 geir posts (MacDara), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 10:15 (eight months ago) link

Happy The Man

nickn, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 15:47 (eight months ago) link

Mortugal the Pan

mirostones, Tuesday, 1 August 2023 23:46 (eight months ago) link

Blake Mills

Xgau Murder Spa (nikola), Thursday, 3 August 2023 17:02 (eight months ago) link

Cage the elephant
Foster the people

/asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Thursday, 3 August 2023 17:10 (eight months ago) link

Was shocked to learn that Blake Mills was not a Detroit techno guy...

henry s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 17:15 (eight months ago) link

Ha Ha The Moose

(docked an additional star for being a moe. side project)

henry s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 17:17 (eight months ago) link

Alvvays
Chvrches

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Thursday, 3 August 2023 19:51 (eight months ago) link

Both of those seem like bands who found a non-annoying name they like, but couldn't get the twitter handle / trademark / discogs entry, so they inflected it enough to be unique. I do sympathize with bands trying to find an unclaimed band name in 2023 without resorting to "ha ha the moose".
(also, your loss on both of those bands)

enochroot, Thursday, 3 August 2023 20:44 (eight months ago) link

One of these days we should have a poll of ungooglable bands. The Band, The Music, X, The The.

Steely Duran (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 August 2023 20:54 (eight months ago) link

!!!

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 3 August 2023 21:12 (eight months ago) link

The oldest I ever felt was when I found out there's a band called Alvvays. Spelling shit in a Transylvanian accent is a thing now? No fucking way.

Anyway I later found out it was just to make the name google-able but the damage was done.

― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, May 31, 2022 12:47 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

ROFL @ "Ha ha the moose"

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 3 August 2023 21:14 (eight months ago) link

I don’t care how many AOTYs it gets, I’m not listening to a band called Jockstrap

There was a trailer all over BBC 6Music a few weeks ago for a show called "Lose Yourself With Jockstrap", delivered in that terribly earnest 6Music trailer voice. Did wonders for my mental wellbeing.

fetter, Thursday, 3 August 2023 21:47 (eight months ago) link

tbf the 6Music voice would make anything sound horrible

Let's talk about local tomatoes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2023 21:48 (eight months ago) link

Ha ha the moose

flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 3 August 2023 21:53 (eight months ago) link

said Gramps, watching Rocky & Bullwinkle.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 3 August 2023 21:54 (eight months ago) link

I would like that name a little better if I knew that's where it came from.

henry s, Thursday, 3 August 2023 22:14 (eight months ago) link

One of my favorite jokes:

A moose hunter and his friend are hunting in the woods. They come across a third man, who puts up his hands and says, "Don’t shoot, I’m not a moose!" But the moose hunter raises his gun and shoots him. The hunter's friend turns to the moose hunter and asks, "why did you shoot him? He told you he wasn’t a moose!" And the moose hunter goes, "Oh, I thought he said he *was* a moose.”

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 4 August 2023 00:09 (eight months ago) link

I stayed away from Prefab Sprout for a very long as I thought they were a prog rock band based off there name

hrep (H.P), Friday, 4 August 2023 01:02 (eight months ago) link

i thought it was '90s indie rock for a long time, and then i realized i was mixing them up with Tobin Sprout

budo jeru, Friday, 4 August 2023 05:12 (eight months ago) link

(also, your loss on both of those bands)

I want to give them a fair shake!

underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Friday, 4 August 2023 05:15 (eight months ago) link

(Perhaps more for the ILX Dreams thread) but last night I was dreamed about a band called Ha Ha The HOOS

flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 4 August 2023 19:04 (eight months ago) link

Blake Mills

ok, wait, I am going to ask for some further clarification about this one. a) it is literally his real name, and b) not even a bad one at that. struggling to see why this would chase someone off.

Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 4 August 2023 19:10 (eight months ago) link

"guy's name = it's gonna be characterless and boring, if he had any imagination he'd give it a band name like The Mountain Goats"

-14 year old me

Deflatormouse, Saturday, 5 August 2023 00:24 (eight months ago) link

I was wondering what subset of Prog Rock 'Hats Off Gentlemen, It's Adequate' might be.

MaresNest, Saturday, 5 August 2023 00:49 (eight months ago) link

xp As a flip side to this, I remember explaining to a friend that Lou Barlow of Sebadoh used the name "Sentridoh" for his solo stuff, and my friend frowned and was like, "What's the deal with this guy??" Like he found the concept genuinely outrageous and distasteful for some reason...

Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Saturday, 5 August 2023 01:10 (eight months ago) link

I did hear Beach House once but their name just puts me off.

you can see me from westbury white horse, Saturday, 5 August 2023 05:12 (eight months ago) link

They're a good band, the name is a bit strange though because it seems to imply a different style of music to what they actually play.

mirostones, Saturday, 5 August 2023 12:23 (eight months ago) link

Personally, I think that's the only cool thing about them. I'm a sucker for that particular bit of misdirection. See also: Swans, Cherubs. Trying to think of an example of the opposite approach - gnarly name, chill band. I guess The Grateful Dead sort of count

Paul Ponzi, Saturday, 5 August 2023 12:38 (eight months ago) link

Spandau Ballet

Josefa, Saturday, 5 August 2023 14:07 (eight months ago) link

(answering Paul)

Josefa, Saturday, 5 August 2023 14:07 (eight months ago) link

"I did hear Beach House once but their name just puts me off."

in a record store the other day I overheard two gen zers talking and one said to the other "if someone likes more than one Beach House album that's a total red flag" and the other one agreed. I don't know what is going on anymore.

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Saturday, 5 August 2023 15:10 (eight months ago) link

lmao akm

vexingvexillologist, Monday, 7 August 2023 10:16 (eight months ago) link

Alvvays
Chvrches

I guess that rules out Wavves as well?

anatol_merklich, Monday, 7 August 2023 22:06 (eight months ago) link

i assume you pronounce the 'vv's in "Wavves" though

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 7 August 2023 22:25 (eight months ago) link

if someone only likes one Wire album, that's a pink flag

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 7 August 2023 22:26 (eight months ago) link

("...that's-a Pink Flag," if you're Mario)

Nonhuman biologics enthusiast (morrisp), Monday, 7 August 2023 22:44 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

Car Seat Headrest. I simply refuse to contemplate listening to a band with a 'quick, think of something' name like that.

― giraffe, Friday, 11 March 2022 08:52 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

Dry Cleaning is another one like that.

― Alfred Ndwego of Kenya (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2022 09:51 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://pressplaypresents.com/artists/gut-health/

I Left My Harp In Sam Frank's Disco (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 September 2023 12:42 (seven months ago) link

https://www.nme.com/artists/english-teacher

there's a terrible name

koogs, Saturday, 23 September 2023 13:41 (seven months ago) link

1000+ posts and no mention of Squirrel Nut Zippers, well let me be the first then

a man banging his head against several walls at once (Matt #2), Saturday, 23 September 2023 13:59 (seven months ago) link

Became irrationally angry when confronted with the awful hybrid name Michael Cera Palin earlier this week, which I see has already been mentioned upthread so I will add . . .

Ritt Momney.

Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Saturday, 23 September 2023 15:03 (seven months ago) link

Except Squirrel Nut Zippers had a lexical pedigree, and they were also, um, pretty good?

Like, I'd rather hear them than Cherry Poppin' Daddies or big Bad Voodoo Daddy or whatever. And while we're at it, Cherry Poppin' Daddies is WAY more gross and indefensible than Squirrel Nut Zippers.

Weirdly, around the same time as those bands there was a quite charming hyperlocal act called Ululating Mummies. (I am speaking of 1990s Richmond, Virginia here).

Ululating Mummies would get (understandably) annoyed if you called them Undulating Mummies. Ululating and Undulating are totally different words. I will die on that hill.

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 23 September 2023 15:58 (seven months ago) link

https://newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/squirrel-nut-zippers-return-to-massachusetts/

The candy dates back nearly a century, to a time when New England was the center of the candy-making business. Squirrel Nut once belonged to the 140 candy companies in Boston and Cambridge. They churned out such now-extinct brands as Hoarhound Ovals, Jujube Monoplanes, Whangbees and Climax Mint Patties.

Hoarhound Ovals shoulda been the freakfolk aughts band the cast off band members formed

Terrycoth Baphomet (bendy), Saturday, 23 September 2023 18:44 (seven months ago) link

Climax Mint Patties is astonishing

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 24 September 2023 03:09 (seven months ago) link

crazy to think that Squirrel Nut Zippers is a horrible band name while Squirrel's Nut Zipper is an amazing one

frogbs, Sunday, 24 September 2023 03:17 (seven months ago) link

Hoarhound? I thought it was horehound.

I spent every vacation of my childhood being dragged through ye olde townes (colonial or colonial-adjacent minor cities with a few cobblestone streets and maybe an oldish house).

The gift shop would always have the following things: a tricorn hat, a replica Declaration of Independence, a quill pen, a wax seal kit, and some terrible olde-timey candy (invariably including horehound).

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 September 2023 11:00 (seven months ago) link

Nut Zippers is the best option in that scenario

(the poster formerly known as Twitter) (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 24 September 2023 13:51 (seven months ago) link

No Squirreling, Just Nut

(the poster formerly known as Twitter) (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 24 September 2023 13:51 (seven months ago) link

Didn't know about the origin of SNZ's name, still makes them sound like a comedy ska band though. Are they a comedy ska band? Can't even be bothered to find out.

a man banging his head against several walls at once (Matt #2), Sunday, 24 September 2023 14:09 (seven months ago) link

they are one of those like Cab Calloway / fedora bands but spooky. i think

budo jeru, Sunday, 24 September 2023 14:25 (seven months ago) link

The Hoars that Liked Sandwiches

Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Sunday, 24 September 2023 14:31 (seven months ago) link

Hoarhounds of Love

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Sunday, 24 September 2023 14:54 (seven months ago) link

I love Sea And Cakes' The Fawn album, but when someone once asked me at work who I was listening to, I said "Tortoise".

Sanford, Sunday, 24 September 2023 15:00 (seven months ago) link

Squirrel Nut Zippers were both better (in a musical sense) and less toxically masculine (in personnel and presentation) than the other neo-swing bands tho

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 24 September 2023 15:29 (seven months ago) link

They were much more 20s/30s hot jazz than 40s swing, and in terms of their approach I feel like they had more in common with weirdos like Tav Falco and Tom Waits than with the Cherry Poppin' Daddies or Brian Setzer. I mean, this is not the kind of thing you do in hopes of having a hit record or spawning a dance craze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS2IBMQIjDo

read-only (unperson), Sunday, 24 September 2023 16:18 (seven months ago) link

English Teacher? seriously??? ffs i've strained my eye-rolling muscles

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 October 2023 17:30 (six months ago) link

it helps me that a lot of phc and emo bands have off-putting terrible names because i'm likely to find the music similarly terrible

you can see me from westbury white horse, Tuesday, 3 October 2023 17:32 (six months ago) link

I’ve always thought the main reason Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich have never had a real reappraisal is their name. They are one of the great singles bands of 60s and the albums are all good, but they’ve actually become a bit obscure comparative to their success - younger 60s heads aren’t really aware of their music and I think it’s the name.

houdini said, Thursday, 5 October 2023 09:34 (six months ago) link

Possibly, I mean they didn't take themselves very seriously and recorded a lot of gimmicky/ near novelty material so it's not surprising they aren't up there with, I don't know, the Kinks. Also they didn't write most of their big hits.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 October 2023 09:39 (six months ago) link

Most of the ppl here give off terrible vibes from their name.

the landfill that time forgot: crap uk bands of 00s/10s

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 5 October 2023 09:43 (six months ago) link

I guess I’ve never had any problem with novelty stuff, so I’m the outlier here. What others see as novelty features on DDDBM&T records, I see as brilliant pop touches. I still think they’re closer to the big UK bands than they are usually considered. Manfred Mann, for example, didn’t write their A-sides and did plenty of singles that were arguably a bit novel, but they still command this ambient respect DDDBM&T never get and some of their stuff is still well-known and well-liked.

houdini said, Thursday, 5 October 2023 10:03 (six months ago) link

You're preaching to the converted here, I'm a fan of DDDBMT.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 October 2023 10:05 (six months ago) link

People don't really pay much attention to Manfred Mann these days either.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 October 2023 10:06 (six months ago) link

I guess not. I hate how ancient this music is now :(

houdini said, Thursday, 5 October 2023 10:08 (six months ago) link

i'm going to listen to 5-4-3-2-1 now, hope this helps

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 5 October 2023 10:11 (six months ago) link

The DDDBM&T thread on here has at least twice as many posts as the Manfred Mann thread! That's not saying much though tbf.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 October 2023 10:14 (six months ago) link

DDDBMT?

maybe if the name was shorter, catchier, and had any euphony in it, there would be more recognition of ilthem. at this point the name sounds like a graveyard of tech or pharma names.

butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 October 2023 15:58 (six months ago) link

DDDBMT are the best band bloody ever

you can see me from westbury white horse, Thursday, 5 October 2023 16:25 (six months ago) link

KMFDDDBMT

Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 October 2023 16:33 (six months ago) link

Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mike and Tich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Dee,_Dozy,_Beaky,_Mick_%26_Tich

koogs, Thursday, 5 October 2023 16:39 (six months ago) link

Terry, Blair & Anouchka
French Frith Kaiser Thompson
Emerson, Lake & Palmer

Are there any acts named after the members that can't be written off just for doing that? Even when Fred Frith is involved?

fucking beanie hat music (Matt #2), Thursday, 5 October 2023 16:47 (six months ago) link

Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe were pretty great. Better than whatever line-up of Yes was doing the rounds at the time.

lord of the rongs (anagram), Thursday, 5 October 2023 17:30 (six months ago) link

By the time the Rabin/Squire/Kaye/White Yes actually put out another record and toured, they had reunited with ABWH!

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 5 October 2023 17:48 (six months ago) link

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer does roll off the tongue somehow, Anderson Bruford Wakeman Howe does not

frogbs, Thursday, 5 October 2023 17:50 (six months ago) link

Uh, French Frith Kaiser Thompson are totally awesome…

Chavez video on MTV, July 1995 (morrisp), Thursday, 5 October 2023 18:31 (six months ago) link

d'oh, CSN(Y) of course.

lord of the rongs (anagram), Thursday, 5 October 2023 19:18 (six months ago) link

Are there any acts named after the members that can't be written off just for doing that?

Um Simon & Garfunkel, Hall & Oates, Ashford & Simpson, Richard & Linda Thompson?

Loads of acts whose names include an ampersand are p cool. Heck, Loggins & Messina, Sonny & Cher, Ike & Tina, Tegan & Sara; Peter, Paul, & Mary

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 20:29 (six months ago) link

The real wall was the friends we mad etc.

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 20:30 (six months ago) link

Ergh, bad puffin, loose pasting/posting, sorry

The Royal House of Hangover (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 20:30 (six months ago) link

OK maybe there's one or two or possibly more, but then again there's West, Bruce & Laing. Seems to be worse when the people involved are already known, i.e. a supergroup.

where were you in '22? (Matt #2), Thursday, 5 October 2023 20:55 (six months ago) link

Case/Lang/Veirs were good

Chavez video on MTV, July 1995 (morrisp), Thursday, 5 October 2023 21:02 (six months ago) link

TS: Heck, Loggins & Messina vs. West, Bruce & Laing

m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Thursday, 5 October 2023 22:51 (six months ago) link

Heck, Loggins & Messina otm for next band I see at a club in Portland

Will never not be delighted by the existence of Ezra Ray Hart

The Supergroup Ezra Ray Hart features Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray, Kevin Griffin of Better Than Ezra, and Emerson Hart of Tonic.

Florin Cuchares, Friday, 6 October 2023 03:16 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Crywank

(ㅇㅇ) (+ +), Thursday, 26 October 2023 14:28 (five months ago) link

ugh

Left, Thursday, 26 October 2023 14:29 (five months ago) link

i don't know anything about them. they may be the greatest band ever. but no.

(ㅇㅇ) (+ +), Thursday, 26 October 2023 14:29 (five months ago) link

Sissy Penis Factory

j.o.h.n. in evanston (john. a resident of chicago.), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 19:26 (five months ago) link

did they do "Finally"

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 19:35 (five months ago) link

OMG is that the pun they were going for? Dying.

Josefa, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 19:42 (five months ago) link

I should have listened to it first. Of course.

Josefa, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 19:47 (five months ago) link

I’d listen to Sissy Penis Factory based on name alone

as a lyricist he is from hell (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 8 November 2023 20:37 (five months ago) link

That’s probably the best pun of this millennium so far

Josefa, Wednesday, 8 November 2023 21:44 (five months ago) link


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