what genre is this atrocity?

same genre as this one, probably:

and maybe this one:

Whatever genre Bloodhound Gang were.

I feel like Mindless Self Indulgence deserve mentioning, too, though I'm not exactly sure why.

brokeNCYDE!!!!!!!!!!!

lol this really is the worst thing i've ever heard

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You deserve to be punched in the face if you think this is music.

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Thee most sick ass shit i hav ever heard! i love screamo and rap and this is the best of both worlds<3<3<3

It's not a genre, it's a decade, and it's just about over.

E-Pain

Jesse Camp is kicking himself right now for not trademarking his look

imo everybody who doesn't find this shit charming is a humorless old fart

Believe it or not, Mexican anti-emo violence is actually a serious issue, guys:

imo everybody who doesn't find this shit charming is a humorless old fart

― J0hn D., Saturday, February 7, 2009 11:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

template for the future...

Everyone not wearing teh ployester is not "with it!!!" ha ha

charming, kinda; listenable, no

The Brokencyde track above is kinda annoying but it is damn catchy. And any group that make Limp Bizkit sound like Opeth accomplished, er, something.

ya im really not even going charming here. if theyre earnest, it's obv worst thing ever; if they're joking it's just meh

As for what genre this is, it's pop music.

And the guy at 1:17 is the best part of the music video

imo everybody who doesn't find this shit charming is a humorless old fart

― J0hn D., Saturday, February 7, 2009 11:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

only an old dude would say somethin like this

http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=66419298pn4.jpg

ok this bit made brokeNCYDE go from 'lol' to 'not charming' territory for me
(he's screaming 'liar' at her w/ his hands around her neck there)

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/8094/66419298pn4.jpg

actually still lolling, n/m

tbf if it's a joke, then that whole thing is winky-winky anyway. still think it's stupid

the whole is-it-a-joke-or-irony-or-not thing pretty much induces this is pop music, because pop music has been riding the "are we serious?" fence just right for many decades.

This is better than "Prom Queen", fwiw

This has the potential to be pretty high up in the ILX tracks of 2009 poll

^^^^^ theess

Ok, I got through 45 seconds of that, laughing my ass off. Then I had to make it stop.

The Brokencyde track above is kinda annoying but it is damn catchy. And any group that make Limp Bizkit sound like Opeth accomplished, er, something.

― System Jr. (Mackro Mackro), Sunday, February 8, 2009 12:41 AM (14 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

there's kind of a parallel with a lot of Limp Bizkit songs in the way a really somber downtempo bridge kinda comes out of nowhere and you're not quite sure if it makes it funnier or you're just like "oh, I guess they really do mean it"

Screamo crunk: A cultural primer

screamo crunk more like creamo spunk amirite

imo everybody who doesn't find this shit charming is a humorless old fart

― J0hn D., Sunday, February 8, 2009 4:45 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

j0hn u don't have a problem with the misogyny? cuz that is usually your issue. the part where he mimes choking her and screaming "liar" seems...um...you know.

it's kinda funny, kinda catchy, but will be nearly intolerable the 10th time i hear it. hypeman is awesome. (okay, so your job is to go "aaagh!" got it? got it. let's do this.) agree that the "liar" bit is super-creepy, kills the buzz right off, but the crime more the video than the song. lyrical misogyny is there, but watered-down, emo standard. post more stuff like this - ideally, not live.

plus it is the genre of "boy millionaires"

downgrading "10th time" to maybe halfway through the 2nd

optimism

yeah i guess i just don't care about keeping up with this type of shit anymore. called it LOL u old or whatever. it's like i'm not necessarily like OMG THE END OF MUSIC it just kinda...boring to me. but i'm sure kids need it, just like i needed 2 Live Crew or something like that...

but overall it just seems pretty wack and this idea that you need to care about it or try to figure it out so you're not old seems more pathetic than getting old IMO.

like it's just not really any good to me.

none of these dudes can fuck with brother marquis either IMO. or any 2 live song.

Ya 2 Live Crew are so much more AUTHENTIC

more funnier

I like it better than flash mobs.

Ya 2 Live Crew are so much more AUTHENTIC

― Mirror-spangled elephant head (J@cob), Monday, February 9, 2009 6:26 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nah see just better to me, that's all. like me so horny -- to me -- is more fun, catchier, better rapping and stuff. that's all.

like authenticity or whatever is just a jive idea, i get that.

I'd be more concerned about the misogyny angle if the pink shirt hypeman couldn't be pinned to the ground and get piledriven by any of the girls in the video whose necks he's holding his hands around, and also if it didn't look completely silly. That doesn't mean the issue should be ignored, but man, talk about having far more fish to fry on that issue wrt other bands/genres (like the whole alpha-male thing going on in pop music today - hat tip to JBR)

Also, brokeNCYDE are from Albuquerque, NM (ALBUCRAZY NEW MEXXXICO, if you go their myspace page) -- a nice place but hardly anything musically going on, so I kinda forgive them a lil' just for that.

Again, shit is still funny.

jailbaitcore

or just baitcore for efficiency's sake

I'm convinced brokeNCYDE is a straight up joke. It has the feel of a bunch of skaters playing some kind of grand practical joke, taking the piss out of MySpace emo bullshit. I mean, that part where they're listing off all the brands? Plus, the whole thing about "lets get drunk tonight/we don't have to fuck/baby, bring a fried along"? And then there's all kinds of absurd sutff going on in the background. Pay close attention to all the extras and what they're doing.

Then again...

fried=friend

I'd say this is approximately 57% ironic. It's hot horrible.

not horrible, obv.

what is interesting about this phenomenon (other than how wildly bad it is) is that these people took the 'CRUNK SCREAMS' of Lil Jon (etc), the auto-tuning of T-Pain, and the agonized pain of emo-pop and rolled it into one genre that is so bizarre and insane sounding that it kind of works.

just another gypsy hook
choking on that dick you rode
and it's taken his, in which i abode
where i slit the moat of my mothers throat
rot into me, rot into me
oh no

most of us can merge in the back of the seat
the last and go into my back straight gets me clean
well i heard the bird atop your head
slumming monk had cut my bed

rot into me, rot into me
nanananana nanananana.
oh woahh..
rot into me
rot into me

http://www.myspace.com/sonny

this is why they make AK-47s.

The dude in the first video looks like the 90s Eurodance star DJ Bobo:

Er... Why is there a guy making death metal noises in the background? I dunno about the genre of music, but whoever is behind this certainly invented an entirely new genre of dickhead, which must be applauded.

(talking about the first clip in the thread)

rot into me, rot into me
nanananana nanananana.
oh woahh..
rot into me
rot into me

http://www.myspace.com/sonny

― Milton Parker, Saturday, March 28, 2009 7:03 AM (1 month ago

http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2009/04/77-boardrum-foot-village-crash-worship-several-butthole-surfers-members-probably-shooting-their-head.html

sonny's got traction!

Good lord, this is horrible stuff (the first clip, at least)

ha that sonny stuff seems ok to me!! bring on the bubblegum i say

brokencyde 545 up, 113 down
The act of having a penis inserted into your ear.
1. "Holy shit, my grandma died last night"
"Really? I got brokencyded last night"
"Oh man, I'm so sorry."

2. "Did you hear about Jerry?"
"He's in hospital, yeah? The old brokencyde again."
"It pierced his brain. He spent all day yesterday telling me how much of a musical genius Chad Kroeger is."

^informative

can we take a moment to contemplate the unsung influence of Hellogoodbye?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-KQ1tp_qOQ&feature=related

get crunk >>> freaxx

"here in your arms" is more like "with or without you" meets "digital love", and it is also 100% wonderful

http://www.breaksilencerecordings.com/myspace/bc13/june09/images/booty_14.jpg

By all means, join the mailing list!

> the unsung influence of Hellogoodbye

"unsung"? We should have half the luck.

Haha, I thought about starting a Brokencyde WTF thread when I stumbled on this a while back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noRRQ8o3tdA

Glad someone else did. I think.

These guys seem so bereft of charm or charisma. people are making videos who don't have interesting personalities and seem shy and unprepared on camera. I hope the youtube generation doesn't define and generate current artists via viral videos, although I guess that's what is happening.

That 2 Drunk 2 Drive video reminds me of taking the joke boy band vocal break in d12's My Band and turning it into an entire song and then making it date rape creepy.

their album is coming out soon

crunkcore is an idea whose time has come

they're playing the warped tour too

If you think there won't be 30 bands that sound like them by the end of the year you're crazy

ALBUCRAZY

word

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr0-9MHYTuQ

give the start a listen then ffwd to 2:46

must be fake

like its any more unbelievable than the other garbage in this thread?

http://www.myspace.com/attackattack

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2482/creepin.gif http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6396/jewydance.gif

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/crunks_not_dead.jpg

I'm not sure if attack attack is crunkcore

maybe they are autometal

creemo?

I'm gonna get started on forming my deathcrunk band, think bone awl + autotune

lolz at attack attack

cher metal

that wld be Deadsy (or son-of-cher metal, if you will)

I like the war over the brokencyde entry on wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BrokeNCYDE

their album is coming out june 16!

I predict this will be a watershed event forever altering the course of modern music

forget about bloomsday, it's brokeNDAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrXnZ2HGVXM

I've been singing "let's get freaky now/let's get fucking freaky now" all week. My wife does not appreciate this

in bed

haha

versace rolex watches

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/BrokeNCYDE_(4th_nomination)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/BrokeNCYDE_(3rd_nomination)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/BrokeNCYDE_(2nd_nomination)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/BrokeNCYDE

I'm actually kind of disappointed ILM has been overrun by brokencyde googlers

also lol @ cher metal

"hasn't"

http://i40.tinypic.com/rhvgpd.jpg

dude w/ ear shirt is an asshole

totally ruins band aerodynamacity

Attack Attack chuckle factor max

awesome name for a band btw

2 fat dudes, 1 secretly fat dude up in that bitch

remind me why I should not go out at lunch and buy the brokencyde album

because attack attack look even better

Attack Attack's influences: Prong and the Gummi Bear song.

is that russell brand?

is pink shirt brokencyde drinking a 40 bottle full of flat cocacola in the freaxx video

ah, man, just came to post Attack Attack! :(

mind blown at 2:50

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEn8HmgJxd4

N!TRO - Stacy's A Scene kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqkL7EhFuk

can I get her number
eye dee kay man probably

StickThatInYourJuiceBox By Dot Dot Curve :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQFhyQyqJ38

those actually don't sound so bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39vP6SF8OIY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kSXLkE8hIY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD7JsHWw3vg

http://www.filmwad.com/fw_images/deaths/Full_Metal.jpg

i hope this isn't too new to not make f2k. srsly whiney, overwrite whatever was supposed to be left and put this in there.

I think my testicles just fell off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GQ2NjH1scI&feature=related

lol

so i guess this is the real track and the first one i posted is some fan-made shit by that cheesy girl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6OQFnUrbW8

lol beatboxing almost makes that song tolerable

yeah man srsly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD7JsHWw3vg&feature=player_embedded

what the FUCK is up with that girl's dancing

why are you guys posting about same lame famewhore indie rock idiot's fan video who gives ashit

says the dude making a "worst of decade" list featuring artists such heidi montag and william hung

such as

seriously bro the haha police want your badge back you're going all dirty harry on other people's lols

you're a loose cannon!

god even my lame comeback attempts are movie references. i need to get into sports or fly fishing or macrame or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQDLetuU3JY&feature=player_embedded

hands in the air whoaaaaaaaaaa-oh-oh

This atrocity has been posted today on every board i read.

that's our Max, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME1VJS-6_6s

I'm mightily bamboozled by Teen Hearts.

eesh, thinking that Subscene may be a painkiller company plant.

If I had to guess the backstory for Teen Hearts, I'm thinking it is a group of techies who realized the venture capital they secured for they're web 2.0 project (blerf.com or some such) wasn't working out, so they're burning the funds on the band. Good thing they bundled in Logic Studio when they all bought themselves the MacBook Pros. Looking at the MySpace, they clearly had the contracts with the swag manufactures already worked out.

Matty: Guitar, Hearty Heron, Cloud Services
Max: Drums, Apache, MySQL
Charity: Keyboard, PHP, CSS
Kelly: Vocals, MBA

their Web 2.O project

Protest the Hero do not belong on this thread.

yes they do

they are a genre-bending atrocity

What genres are they bending? They're just a metal band.

Also feminists, which doesn't really sit well with, er, some of the other bands here.

this is the band that my niece likes. not sure if it's the same genre but it's kinda obnoxious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cJIvC6AAkc&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us0Q8Kx74iM

i think the 303 stuff is quite possibly the worst genre of all time.

i predict more of this kind of stuff will break mainstream into pop radio now that the owl city stuff was a hit

3OH3 excuse me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZZP556-F8I

from http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/music_blog/2008/11/in-which-we-pon.html

"What we have here are the hideous side effects of Internet-culture music poptimism: a world in which every trope of every genre, sub- or not, is so instantly accessible, consumable and repeatable that to "like" something is completely subsumed by the act of "acknowledging" something. As terrifying as "Freaxxx" is to listen to, its main function is not as song, but as a checklist of pop culture talking points -- there is autotune, there is screamo, there are awful house beats, there is casual misogyny and committed misogyny...There are so many inscrutable moments in the song and video (for instance, how would an eager young lady go about taking off her panties, then her pants, as the song suggests?) that it could amply reward a whole afternoon of putting off work for repeat viewings."

Here's a charming e-mail from the singer of Teen Hearts to the "look at this fucking hipster" website after they made fun of him:

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw8rmqtITP1qzzhzdo1_500.jpg

I'm sure I read somewhere that email was fake.

i want to believe

Even if it is, this nightmare-inducing video of him telling their fans what they're up to isn't . . . check out how he sort of pulls on/fixes his hair at the beginning:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=56347078

fake glasses

They toured with Jeffree Star, who is also a racist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvsE8gQv3_4

The only way that "Hands in the Air" song could be funnier is if it were titled "Best New Music."

xp whoa anthony keidis lookin young

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ii say there genre ihs.. rap n indie ii suppose.. x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Y_Op6yqpeU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pbdLqTh_x4

i would say genre is "ironic indie-pop"

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Few artists talk about their spiritual beliefs, even fewer let them rule their life as openly as New York's Darwin Deez.

Deez, as well as fronting his own band, is a Baba Lover: a follower of the teachings of 20th century Indian spiritualist Meher Baba.

The preacher, who adopted silence from the age of 31 until he died at 74 in 1969, advocated the mantra 'Don't worry be happy' (later picked up by Bobby McFerrin for his 1988 hit) and denigrated the use of drugs.

"It can be a challenge for real, but I think it's a worthwhile challenge," says Deez, pondering his life choices. "It helps people to exude cheerfulness. Baba always said cheerfulness has spiritual value."
Waiter by day

Indeed, Deez, who waits tables at a vegan restaurant by day and plays gigs with his band by night, is exceptionally cheerful.

But he also finds the archetypal life of a rock 'n' roller at odds with his own clean-living beliefs.

"It's going to feel a little strange just going from one oasis of liquor to another night after night," he explains, on the subject of an upcoming US tour.

"If you want to be a musician, if you want to be a songwriter, at some point you've got to service the drunkies (sic)."

If all this makes Deez sound like a boring hippy with an allergy to fun, he's anything but.

He writes positive songs reminiscent of NYC buddies The Strokes, whilst his live gigs are explosions of joy - often involving syncopated dance interludes - like a low-budget Flaming Lips production.

"The first song I ever wrote was called Missing and it was probably when I was 11 after I got my guitar. My parents got me a guitar for my birthday," he laughs. "In fact I still play it - it was a little catchy two-cord song."
Debut single

Speaking of catchy songs, Constellations is Deez's debut single out in December - a rickety indie anthem which references Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star.

"There was a period where I would go to the open mic night every week at the sidewalk café (New York)," he elaborates.
Darwin Deez Darwin Deez and his band

"Some cool people used to do that like Regina Spektor, Adam Green (Moldy Peaches) and this guy Latch - I started hearing things I liked. I stole the idea to reference a children's song. That is how the lyrics of Constellations got started.

Now, he's on his second album Astrological Epochs And The Sands Of Time ("my first album, I never released it or performed it"). It is set for release sometime in 2010.

"I feel like the music that I've made on this record has far reaching appeal," he says.

"The next record will be a little more introspective, emotional, Radiohead-whatever."

But for the moment, in between pursuing his deep interest in philosophy, he's grabbing every opportunity that comes knocking.

"I want my songs to be famous whether I'm the one singing them or not," he states, before embarking another in-depth tangent about Animal Collective's work ethic.

"The physical world is ultimately illusion," he says colourfully. "It keeps changing."

So begins this Darwin's evolution.

hope his 'deep interest in philosophy' extends to freddy nietzsche at some point

my gorge has never risen faster

he's just being zany and crazy guys!!

I bet he's totally up for doing anything!! because he's really spontaneous!!

lol @ "Waiter by day"

just a crazy guy doing crazy things!!

don't worry be waiter

I'm going to be nice and say I liked the guitar line to that song above. Everything else makes me really angry though...

http://obscuresound.com/?p=4269

Quick swipes of a guitar and a drum machine are all Darwin really needs to ignite his presence, which alone is more entertaining than the masses that attempt a similar rock-electro fusion.

That video fills out at least six squares on the hipster bingo card.

bring on the st3ve g0ldb3rg jokes

"The next record will be a little more introspective, emotional, Radiohead-whatever."

But for the moment, in between pursuing his deep interest in philosophy, he's grabbing every opportunity that comes knocking.

"I want my songs to be famous whether I'm the one singing them or not," he states, before embarking another in-depth tangent about Animal Collective's work ethic.

"The physical world is ultimately illusion," he says colourfully. "It keeps changing."

this is a delicately unfolding four-part succession of shit that makes me irrationally angry

I hope his album is called radiohead-whatever

Dude's record is actually really great and feels v. natural and effortless, in no way an atrocity. But yeah, that interview/hair/etc. and I can understand

lol

xp!

don't worry be waiter

― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Tuesday, April 6, 2010 8:21 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

rofl

These bands all make the worst videos I've ever seen.

that falsetto voice-crack thing in the chorus is painful

"Radiohead-whatever" totally narrows things down.

actually I think I'm gonna pin this one entirely on the writer. I mean, the first goddamn sentence of the thing is

Few artists talk about their spiritual beliefs

few artists like to run their mouths off about dumb hippie bullshit, but fortunately for you we dug one up

"I love taking carriage rides through central park," Tom stated, before embarking another in-depth tangent about Animal Collective's work ethic.

really want to make a good tom swifty outta that but all I can really come up w/ are ones about noah or ones like the one above and they don't really make me happy

Whateverhead's "OK Whatever"

thank you wikipedia

"I think I'm a homosexual", Tom said, half in earnest.
"I am the bone lord," Tom proclaimed skulkingly.

['deez nuts' joke goes here]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbCEcX0pzMg&feature=player_embedded

A Darwin Deez song was playing in the store I was in yesterday. I didn't like it, and was relieved when it ended.