1. jumping off the bridge in the rick ross video2. "karaoke"/"karaoke" video (YALL SOME KARAOKE FUCK NIGGAS; "A.K.A. SHIT ON NIGGAS DOT COM" etc)
― hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 10:02 (fifteen years ago) link
the rev: he is like the hoosteen of rap
^lol
― hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Hmm.
OK, let's rise to the challenge.
Lame-o female announcer, harsh, quasi-Ibiza synths, a very straightforward, uncomplicated beat...not promising much thus far. His flow is monotonous; almost mumbled; it's hard to actually pick up what he's saying. I'll go back to the start of the verse and listen more closely.
OK, it seems to be composed mainly of US place-names. So far, so inspired.
UGH, clean vocals in the chorus are LAME. I know that self-aggrandisement is one of the tenets of hip-hop, but these guys are witless and artless. They have no wordpley, no style.
This video is shit as well. Is it some sort of parody? At one point (2:26), two of Khaled's minions appear to be trying to hump each other.
This second verse is a slight improvement; the synths are less garish. Quit with the bass drum already, though!
The dude they recruit to do the outro has a more interesting flow. He's clearly the talented one. Still no great shakes, though.
― Just got offed, Thursday, 16 August 2007 19:50 (1 year ago) Bookmark
― baby got bahn (country matters), Thursday, 25 December 2008 10:10 (fifteen years ago) link
2007 obv
3. orchestrating the "out here grindin" video including the monumental boosie/fireball scene
― hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 10:13 (fifteen years ago) link
4. "I'M GOIN IN" aka something i yell all the time for my own amusement
― hip-hop dance instructor (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 25 December 2008 10:16 (fifteen years ago) link
sry guize aim isn't letting me back on
― The Reverend, Thursday, 25 December 2008 10:34 (fifteen years ago) link
5. I'M THE HOOD MAESTRO
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 January 2009 09:34 (fifteen years ago) link
6.
― some dude, Friday, 16 January 2009 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link
especially 0:49-0:54
― some dude, Friday, 16 January 2009 14:27 (fifteen years ago) link
7. hearing dj khaled do a radio drop for the mcdonalds dollar menu. "AFTER I TAKE A BITE OF THE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER, I LOOK AT IT, AND ALL I SEE IS MORE BITES"
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 18 January 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
lol wtf is this
― BIG HOOS is the coxsteen of that particular groop (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 18 January 2009 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link
i am out here grindin fwiw
― BIG HOOS is the coxsteen of that particular groop (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 18 January 2009 03:18 (fifteen years ago) link
he's just a v. positive and enthusiastic dude
― The Reverend, Sunday, 18 January 2009 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link
"I would usually scream all over this intro, but I'm a let my friends tell you.
― The Reverend, Sunday, 18 January 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago) link
"WE THE BEST SEASON HAS RETURNED"
also just in general i love that weird sorta surprised/excited look he has on his face at all times
― ie: BANGING (M@tt He1ges0n), Sunday, 18 January 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link
8. using my promo copy of WE THE BEST as an emergency ice scraper
― jordy (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
lool
― The Reverend, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link
"We Got This" (DJ Khaled feat. Trey Songz, Ace Hood, Birdman, Young Jeezy & Lil Wayne)
new single eventually
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty bittersweet about the inclusion of mmts
i'll be surprised if Jeezy and Wayne are still on the final version, it was hilarious how "Out Here Grindin" kept shedding its big names until the album was like strictly B-list stars
― Burt's SBs (some dude), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:54 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, i think there was something fishy there, cuz they were like "oh, wayne couldn't make it to the video shoot, so we dropped him!" which doesn't really make that much sense to me esp because wayne shows up for every single video, even like "official girl" or that song where david banner sampled his "lollipop" vocals and he didn't even have a verse
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
there was an amusing wayne interview circa the C3 release where the talked about how many songs he'd been dropped from after recording verses that were leaked before their 'official' releases -- i'm guessing a lot of people ask for verses then the label nixes it when it's time to clear it and they see how much the invoice is for
― Burt's SBs (some dude), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
i mean LW talks about how he chages everybody -- “I wouldn’t do a song for my sister for less than $75,000" -- but that can't be true, can it? do Playaz Circle have that kind of money to throw around for a remix that gets spins for like 2 days and then disappears?
― Burt's SBs (some dude), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah he def does favors, unless glasses malone is in possession of a lil wayne/birdman blowjob photo
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
and if i was a label exec and i heard some sub-"i can't believe it" warble mush i'd probably drop him too
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
goes without saying but MMTS has to be >>> another Akon hook
― Burt's SBs (some dude), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i'd prefer t-pain but i'm surprised that it's not jeremih or something
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link
favorite dj khaled moment of 2009:
http://seanpercival.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/b5fdhu1-453x302.jpg
There are some early rumors that the driver of the white Bentley car chase in Los Angeles is DJ Khaled from Miami.
Update: It appears the driver shot himself and may be dead on the scene.
http://seanpercival.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/3268272141_8cefbf33481.jpg
― Then, it dawned on me: "I HAVE BEEN PLAYED!" (omar little), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i forgot about that
― Burt's SBs (some dude), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link
there's a whole thread for it
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
dj khaled in ==SLOW Speed Pursuit== wtf
was originally chris brown instead of dj khaled
Authorities this afternoon had not officially identified the man, but family members and Los Angeles police sources said he was Mustafa "Moe" Mustafa
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 13 July 2009 18:35 (fourteen years ago) link
best name ever
mustafa mustafa is pretty great but mustafa moe mustafa just kills it
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 13 July 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
dj khaled's real name is khaled khaled fwiw
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
btw
In his albums, Khaled usually provides "shoutouts" that assert his representation of "the ghetto" and urges people to listen.[7]
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
Do you think before he was a DJ his nickname was Khaled "Khal" Khaled?
― Burt's SBs (some dude), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:38 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.mysites.nl/upload/logo/logo_108542.jpg
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
lmao
― mustafa moe money (deej), Monday, 13 July 2009 18:44 (fourteen years ago) link
http://usershare.net/kyetbkwnvmsi
― henry man see u (some dude), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link
2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)2. All I Do Is Win (feat. T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg & Rick Ross)
― The Reverend, Monday, 15 February 2010 06:50 (fourteen years ago) link
― rubberband canks (J0rdan S.), Monday, July 13, 2009 1:38 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark
this is so far and away my favorite wikipedia fact that i would be content with them shutting down the whole site and just having this posted in plain type when you went to "wikipedia.org"
― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:35 (fourteen years ago) link
man... when i took summer classes i would bring my computer cuz they were 2 hours long & i needed some entertainment... and i remember exactly what we were talking about on the day that this thread was going on cuz when i read that sentence on wiki i was trying to stifle genuine rofl laughter and i sounded like such a jackass in this dead silent class
― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:38 (fourteen years ago) link
man this song is trash
& the chorus doesn't even make sense -- t-pain says that they always keep their hands up and then chants "up! down! up! down!" etc -- makes me wonder if him and akon only write barely sensical choruses because they are too lazy or because that's kind of just part of the legacy of the dj khaled musical oeuvre
― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:46 (fourteen years ago) link
If all you do is win, it doesn't matter if the hook makes sense.
― The Reverend, Monday, 15 February 2010 07:49 (fourteen years ago) link
that's what i figured
― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:50 (fourteen years ago) link
what happens if t-pain & dj khaled were to face off in some sort of competition? would the loser end up walking around miami in a zombie-like daze after having their core belief totally shattered at the hands of a former confidant?
― nagl wayne (J0rdan S.), Monday, 15 February 2010 07:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I think T-Pain does things other than win, this is just Khaled who only wins.
― The Reverend, Monday, 15 February 2010 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link
love how the last line in luda's verse doesn't have enough syllables
― ain't no thang but a chicken ㅋ (dyao), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 03:58 (fourteen years ago) link
i saw this thread title and was hoping sarge had started this thread today
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 04:13 (fourteen years ago) link
good concept for a story
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2010-04-22/music/dj-khaled-still-the-best/1
pretty disappointed w/ how it turned out (allowing for the fact that obv dj khaled is going to give you retarded quotes), i.e. ending on some "well, yeah, duh..." non-ending like "at least he won't be working at mcdonalds!!" and spending the whole story speculating on the current power & cache of dj khaled without trying to get any other sources on record that might help enlighten us on the situation (i.e. instead of saying that khaled is "seemingly ill-defined" as president of def jam south and leaving it at that, w3sthoff could've, idk, asked some people [incl khaled!] what khaled's role was there and how it's going and what he does etc) -- in general i'm not a fan of this guy at all tho
― artie flange (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link
my bad
so "all i do is win" is inexplicably close to being his biggest hit ever
― i think i'm baby peach, larry koopa (J0rdan S.), Friday, 16 July 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link
all he does is win win win no matter what
― teledyldonix, Friday, 16 July 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
― Mister AOR (The Reverend), Saturday, 17 July 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link
OMG DJ KHALED RAPS ON THE "ALL I DO IS WIN" REMIX THIS IS PROBABLY A SIGN ON THE COMING APOCOLYPSE
― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Saturday, 17 July 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
THIS IS REALLY THE BEST AND WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN EXISTENCE
― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Saturday, 17 July 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I AM THE BEASTFEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS
― dayo, Saturday, 11 September 2010 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
RED LIGHTRED LIGHTSTOP YOUR RUMORS
― dayo reckoning (The Reverend), Saturday, 11 September 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
khaled is the emcee for the BET awards tonight
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link
intro of the "Foolish" remix is so epic and also autotune birdman too
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:23 (thirteen years ago) link
love that song
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link
oh shit. i totally forgot about this:
― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Saturday, July 17, 2010 7:03 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban PermalinkTHIS IS REALLY THE BEST AND WORST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THE ENTIRETY OF HUMAN EXISTENCE
― BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Saturday, July 17, 2010 7:04 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 07:28 (thirteen years ago) link
so true
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link
just got a hundred of that brown paper bag money
― dayo, Saturday, 5 February 2011 00:45 (thirteen years ago) link
saw this in the children's clothing section of target:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3nGEwdR2slo/TXlG4PkaBMI/AAAAAAAACt4/2mLU8x0uIMc/s1600/sheen%2Bwinning%2Bshirt%2Bat%2BTarget.jpg
― some dude, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link
"Well, me and Rick Ross had been talking about working together solo," he told MTV News about the song. "We had actually done something before with 'So Sick and Tired' with DJ Khaled, but this was one of those ones it needed a boss on it."
lol even someone who was on "Fed Up" doesn't remember what that shitty song was called
― Neil Young’s social media channels (some dude), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 23:36 (twelve years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/UuEyJeru6B/
― the legend of bigger yansh (some dude), Monday, 21 January 2013 17:23 (eleven years ago) link
http://www.xxlmag.com/news/2013/07/dj-khaled-proposes-to-nicki-minaj-on-mtv/
― some dude, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/dIMaV4Lu1D/
― some dude, Saturday, 17 August 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link
I appreciate your KhaledWatch!
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Saturday, 17 August 2013 23:16 (ten years ago) link
it's been a good Year In Khaled imo
― some dude, Saturday, 17 August 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link
http://m.imgur.com/wg5P7W2
― old homophobic boom bap rap traditionalist (The Reverend), Friday, 18 October 2013 19:42 (ten years ago) link
"urges people to listen"
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 October 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
kahled promoting the "suffering from success" meme has been one of the best things to happen on instagram this year
http://instagram.com/p/fUQcELLu-E/
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 October 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
this album is pretty good
― tpp, Friday, 1 November 2013 09:43 (ten years ago) link
i thought it was pretty terrible, aside from maybe "never surrender." khaled's 1st album > 2nd album > everything since then.
― Ned Ratchet (some dude), Friday, 1 November 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link
http://instagram.com/p/l_JQrREoFx/
― some dude, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 01:16 (ten years ago) link
Dear God this promo video
http://postargram.com/photos/p/2lkm
― Evan R, Monday, 3 November 2014 20:30 (nine years ago) link
DJ Khaled's Finga Licking Is the Best New Restaurant in America
― DDD, Friday, 11 September 2015 09:03 (eight years ago) link
DJ Khaled hyping shrimps
― DDD, Friday, 11 September 2015 11:11 (eight years ago) link
Creating the top memes of 2016 on Snapchat. 🔑🔑🔑
― ... (Eazy), Sunday, 13 March 2016 21:58 (eight years ago) link
Khaled gonna Khaled.
DJ Khaled has been on a tour of Saudi.He's posted over 20 videos on his IG promoting Saudi.In this video, he promotes "The Line," a new city MBS is trying to build.Saudis who refused to leave their homes to make way for it have been executed and some sentenced to death. pic.twitter.com/LHswvmuhzk— Yashar Ali 🐘 یاشار (@yashar) December 4, 2022
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Monday, 5 December 2022 20:11 (one year ago) link
I mean he's got to be one of the dumbest people in entertainment.
― Evan, Monday, 5 December 2022 20:23 (one year ago) link
Worst album cover of 2022, full stop.
https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b273b1038aaf26f4c6daad614707
― I can't tell if he's trolling or not (ilxor), Monday, 5 December 2022 21:07 (one year ago) link