After listening to this hybrid of hip-hop and garage music, I wanted to kill someone

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/justice/article1519825.ece

Maybe we missed a trick by not starting 2008 with a rolling Sun zing thread as well?

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 7 August 2008 09:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00547/SNF0624DN_380_547606a.jpg

what the fuck

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 August 2008 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

After Bob Marley died in 1981, black music started becoming aggressive.

RIP

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 7 August 2008 09:33 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.discogs.com/release/1418489

For those unaware of Adebayo previous career as a reggae musician.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 7 August 2008 09:36 (eleven years ago) link

o_O

J0rdan S., Thursday, 7 August 2008 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

"having seen the evidence, I apologise for my race"

Ronan, Thursday, 7 August 2008 09:42 (eleven years ago) link

"I wouldn’t, of course, because I don’t have a violent nature."

The longstanding question of nature vs. nurture solved by the Currant Bun!

Neil S, Thursday, 7 August 2008 09:48 (eleven years ago) link

Submitted by: slackk

Member Since: Aug 06, 2008

The Reverend, Thursday, 7 August 2008 09:50 (eleven years ago) link

After listening to "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock I wanted to take everyone who bought it into a field and shoot them so why isn't that banned?

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:02 (eleven years ago) link

you have him there

Ronan, Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:09 (eleven years ago) link

After listening to Skip James' 78's for 12 hours, I picked up my .22-20 and shot my baby half in two.

NickB, Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:17 (eleven years ago) link

After listening to Primal Scream's "Bomb The Pentagon" I oh well never mind.

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:27 (eleven years ago) link

Weirdly 'Get Off The Internet' by Le Tigre had no effect on me at all

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:30 (eleven years ago) link

After watching Cliff Richard's super movie Summer Holiday I was inspired to rush out, jump on a double decker bus and go on holiday to Greece. Unfortunately I couldn't, since all the Routemasters had been replaced by bendy buses which is a damning indictment of BANKRUPT NANNY STATE POLITICALLY CORRECT BROKEN FERAL KNIFE ASYLUM BRITAIN

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

HIS HEART, OUT IN THE STREET
HE GREW UP ON THE SIDEWALK
STREETLIGHT SHININ ABOVE
HE GREW UP WITH NO-ONE TO LOVE
HE GREW UP ON THE SIDEWALK
HE GREW UP RUNNING FREE

- Dizzee Rascal

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:36 (eleven years ago) link

"I worked with Calvin Harris - and look what happened to me!"

Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 7 August 2008 10:42 (eleven years ago) link

Mi Love A Battyman
Mi Love A Battyman
Mi Love A Battyman
Mi Love A Battyman
Mi Love A Battyman

am0n, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

wonder if john peel ever played that

am0n, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

Posted by: Cruz

Rap is crap and for crap-heads!! If u want excellent, black music, these days, u need to listen to the likes of Rihanna and friends. The Jamaicans still seem to be producing some very pleasant sounding 'reggae-type' tunes!! All else is crap!! AND I'M BLACK!!

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

All else is crap!! AND I'M BLACK!! btw

max, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:35 (eleven years ago) link

'reggae-type' tunes

am0n, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dotun_Adebayo

He is an active gay rights campaigner and is said to be the first openly homosexual british nigerian. He recently married his partner DJ Tallorder in a civil ceremony in Bow,E3[1]

He is also known to be a very violent and dangerous man. Dotun has made threats to stab black british musicians [2] . He has also written a number of self hating articles, attacking black people and black culture, causing a number of critics to state that he is ashamed to be black [3]

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

The year 2000 saw the publication of his debut book Can I Have My Balls Back Please

am0n, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:41 (eleven years ago) link

"Tonight I’m off to London club night Lovers Rock Lounge — because, like everybody else, I need a good dose of love in my life."

^ wonder if his actual wife carrol thompson might perhaps be playing

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:42 (eleven years ago) link

Check out this event: LOVERS ROCK LOUNG
Hosted By: CARROLL THOMPSON "Queen of Lovers Rock"

well fancy that

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

Haha good work

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

over a 'diss' (disrespect)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1032362/Dont-diss-let-Cameron-Blair-tells-Brown.html

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

Good to see Michael Elphick get a shout out on his wiki page, though.

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:51 (eleven years ago) link

I can't help but read that article in his voice. He truly is (if you haven't heard him) Eeyore incarnate.

Just got offed, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Hah, that book isn't Wikivandalism:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510FWT4FA0L._SS500_.jpg

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

Does that say "Why Nigerians are better at anal sex than Jamaicans"?

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

so wait wait, let me get this straight. lars von trier directed a dystopian noir starring dotun adebayo and boon. ok gotcha.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 August 2008 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087280/

Up there with Roman Polanski's casting of Fleance in this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067372/

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:00 (eleven years ago) link

nah oral it says

2nd line is "Why women can't park but know when their boyfriend is unfathful" u_u

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

this thread is white btw

blueski, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

Does that say "Why Nigerians are better at anal sex than Jamaicans"?

-- The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, August 7, 2008 10:55 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol

sleep, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.deswillie.com/cms/uploaded/spermbandits1.jpg

am0n, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

I reckon he's posing for a ShreddedMoose cartoon there

DJ Mencap, Thursday, 7 August 2008 15:12 (eleven years ago) link


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