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"Dance the Night Away" is currently one of my favourite songs. Upbeat, big chorous, meaty guitar, histrionic vocals...Van Halen are great, they deserve some respect.

jel --, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

True, but it's *ALL* about "Unchained."

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

At one point, some sorta California party dude genius apotheosis of something or other. "Jamie's Cryin'" and "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" alone -- the Minutemen had no problem covering the latter, neither should anyone else!

Now, a sad dead relic. The fact that Diamond Dave and Sammy Hagar are on a headlining tour together this summer is both hilarious and appropriate.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

fuck van halen go see the atomic punks! http://www.metal- sludge.com/Ralph2.jpg

chaki, Saturday, 13 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Broken down'n'dirty, dressed in rags, from the day my mama told me "Boy, you pack your bags", We was sittin' ducks for the poh-lease man, they found a dirty-face kid in a garbage can...

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'King's Cross Resident Anthem' - At night I walk this stinkin' street, past the crazies on my block, and I see them same old faces, and I hear that same old talk...

dave q, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

As with AC/DC, I'm usually just too lazy to ever buy an album but I plan to get around to it at some point. "Hot For Teacher" is cool guitar-wise except that it's about wanting to bang your teacher which I've never understood and always found gross. "Running With the Devil" is good too.

sundar subramanian, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ROCK!

Graham, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ned's analysis, and his picks, are spot-on. AC/DC had better riffs, tho.

Sean, Sunday, 14 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

seven years pass...

Have only just found out why they demanded no brown M&Ms:
http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/vanhalen.asp

stet, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, a lot of the weird things you hear about in riders are for that very reason.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

iggy's rider is a gas. it's online somewhere....

m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

stet you should read Crazy From The Heat immediately

more funny and original than, 'ow you say, a penis (sic), Friday, 7 August 2009 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Home recording of Eddie working out a few ideas in 1974. Some impressive riffing, as well as the genesis of the main riff from "Somebody Get Me a Doctor."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McxV2IZHe2E

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 7 March 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Wow, did everyone but me know that "I'll Wait" was co-written with Michael McDonald?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 00:59 (twelve years ago) link

nice bump, I've been rocking VH in the car all week
what a ridiculous, amazing band

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

Too bad Mac didn't add backing vocals.

calstars, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost that's news to me too, Josh

Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 14:17 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.vhnd.com/2011/11/10/van-halen-signs-with-interscope-records/

Van Halen Signs With Interscope Records
Thursday, 10 November 2011

VHND has been hearing some solid info from our trusted sources, and it’s all wonderful news!

Van Halen has recently signed with Interscope Records (not Columbia Records as rumors stated). The album is 100% done and in the can, and fans will have it in their hands early next year. The release date is set in stone and is top secret, but will be announced very soon.

In fact, the Grammys are hinting strongly that Van Halen will make their announcement at the Grammy Nominations Concert held in Los Angeles on November 30th. Fans will be able to watch the announcement live on CBS.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 November 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link

Who's the lead singer nowadays?

van smack, Friday, 11 November 2011 17:01 (twelve years ago) link

DLR!

kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Friday, 11 November 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Too bad Michael Anthony and the band can't patch things up, because he's integral. But I'll take 3/4ths of the band I grew up on over nothing at all.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 November 2011 17:08 (twelve years ago) link

Mainly I just want to hear some new EVH riffage. It's been 13 years since the Gary Cherone experiment.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 11 November 2011 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

Sadly the 3/4ths only seem about 1/5th there these days.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 11 November 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Nothing is ever for sure with this band, but tickets for 2012 shows apparently go onsale next week and the image below was shown in Times Square during NYE celebrations on one of the electronic billboards (which must have cost Interscope a bit of coin). Supposedly, it's the release date for the album and closely tied to the album's cover art:

http://image.email.interscope.com/lib/fed11671756d047f/m/1/Van+Halen-+The+Future.jpg

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link

So yeah, the first VH album in 14 years is finally upon us. :D

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Z7mm4qenI

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

I love the classic lineup and hold out no hope this will be anything but a steaming pile.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

really don't understand why Michael Anthony won't just do this

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Haven't really kept up with all the gossip, but is that why? I thought Eddie didn't want him around.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Anthony sided with Hagar in the (second) breakup.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

Okay, yeah, I guess I knew that.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

I love the classic lineup and hold out no hope this will be anything but a steaming pile.

I'm hopefully if only because of "Me Wise Magic" and "Can't Get This Stuff No More," even if those tracks are from 1996. I think VH and DLR bring the best out of each other.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

*hopeful

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

that was 15 years ago, and neither would have made any of the first six records (well, maybe Diver Down which is 1/3 filler already). No hope here.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 18:54 (twelve years ago) link

I kinda hope the new album is only a half hour long, like the first six were.

誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link

I can't see how this can possibly be good. EVH hasn't written a good song in forever. Hate to say it, but it's true, Chickenfoot is a better band.

A. Begrand, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

i think the production will make or break an album like this, as it usually does when a band comes back with what's essentially their first album together in decades (or at least the first Van Halen bros/DLR album together in decades), since rock production trends have changed so much that could really 'spoil the chemistry' as much as any change in playing or songwriting. the guy they worked with, John Shanks, has a LOT Of teenpop and country and adult contempo stuff on his resume (the only comparable project is the last Bon Jovi album), which is a little sketchy but honestly i could see that working w/ VH better than if they were trying to play catchup with modern rock radio and getting with Brendan O'Brien or something, which I really came to hate about those later Springsteen/E Street albums.

some dude, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I feel like the loudness war is going to get taken to new heights with this album

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link

Chickenfoot is a better band

I feel like this is maybe the most ridiculous sentence in the English language.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link

Right now they are. I'd rather listen to Hagar/Anthony/Satriani than Eddie/DLR/that kid.

A. Begrand, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Last Chickenfoot record was solid.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

Listening to it now (first time I've knowingly heard Chickenfoot iirc). First song's alright, but we'll see.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, this is really too Sammy Hagar-y for my tastes. Soz.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

Both Chickenfoot albums are much better than I expected them to be, and the second one is an improvement over the first. By contrast, just knowing that the forthcoming Van Halen single is called "Tattoo" makes me cringe. Unless it turns out to be a tribute to Herve Villechaize. That will be awesome.

誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:31 (twelve years ago) link

The odds of the new VH album being any good are very low. The odds of it even sounding remotely like the classic line-up are virtually nil. The odds of it being better than Chickenfoot are even.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

I dunno, the new Devo album was pretty good and their last 2-3 records were terrible

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

My take on Chickenfoot was like the infamous 7/11 cocktail: you might be tempted to mix together all the flavors at the soft drink fountain together, once, but damned if you'd take a second dip into that well.

Like Devo, Van Halen is almost its own genre, but unlike Devo, it's beholden to a very particular template, a more unique alchemy linked directly to its set of players, its producer, and its era. How were those Roth-vox tracks on the greatest hits? Never heard 'em.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

really don't understand why Michael Anthony won't just do this

As noted, Eddie doesn't want Anthony in the band, only let him play on three tracks since Hagar left, and only accepted him in the last reunion (after Hagar's insistence) on the condition that he 1) agreed to a reduced future royalty split, 2) sign away his share of the name and logo and 3) end all association with the band after the tour. And has since had his son included in the visual lineup for Anthony-recorded tracks on Guitar Hero: Van Halen, even in unlockable "classic line-up" costumes. Aaaand photoshopped his son into Anthony's place on original album covers on Van-Halen.com.

How would you expect Anthony to "just do this"? Turn up at every show and busk in the parking lot outside?

I wish I could find the interview where Eddie brags how awesome Wolfgang is because he locks the bathroom door and jacks off several times a day, but here's:

Wolfie plans to attend college at some point in the future, according to his dad: "He's obviously going to Julliard or something like that — and they'll take him at the drop of a hat, because he is ready. And the kid can act, too." But for now? "He is a part of Van Halen. Permanently."

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

Wolfgang-era Van Halen was awesome live a few years back. I can't hate. It's not like Anthony brought much more than his ability ti chug Jack Daniels. Wolfy handled the harmonies more than capably.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

How would you expect Anthony to "just do this"? Turn up at every show and busk in the parking lot outside?

haha well I guess I just had this backwards - had assumed that since Anthony sided with Hagar that was how he wanted it. But makes more sense that EVH is just being a dick.

The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

EVH's dickness is well documented, but I think it stems from Anthony buddying up to Hagar a long time back.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

Found it - RS took down the transcript but there were highlights on Roadrunner Records' gossip/news page:

EVH: "My son Wolfgang plays drums, guitars and bass. This kid is fucking dangerous. If I excel at the speed of sound, he excels at the speed of light. My brother goes, 'This is the first time I've had bass in my headphones.' He's only fifteen years old and he's getting laid. He's spanking it too."
HS: "How do you know that?"
EVH: "When you spend 45 minutes in the bathroom you're not taking a shower."

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

xxp: I was just listening to a Michael Anthony interview on the music radar podcast. If I remember right, he said the trouble between him and Eddie started when they were recording one of the 1990s albums. III? I forget. EVH I guess purposefully shifted the band's songwriting dynamic from (paraphrased) "a bunch of guys writing songs together" to "Eddie holed up in his studio writing everyone's parts for them".

Of course, Hagar was complaining about lack of creative control around the same time. One of my favorite interview segments ever:

GW: Eddie maintains that Alex asked you specifically not to write any lyrics that involved Twisters, yet you went ahead and did it anyway. Is this true?

Hagar: I have no idea what they're talking about. In our first meeting about the soundtrack, Ed and Al told me they didn't want the song to be about Twisters, and I said fine no problem. Ray Danniels came up to me and said he didn't want a song about Twisters. Again I said fine, no problem. All I wanted to do was see some footage of the film so I could at least make some of the lyrics fit the action on the screen. Since Eddie and Alex saw the movie to make their music fit, I thought I'd better do the same thing to get a vibe or the lyrics. I asked the film's director, Jan De Bont, to send me some footage and he did. From what I saw on the screen, I thought the movie was about the infatuation people have with fear and how it can suck you in. Sometimes you're afraid to fall in love with a chick, but she sucks you in anyway. You know that if you start messing with this girl, you'll become infatuated with the danger that she represents. So "The Silent Extreme" was a song that talked about being right in the middle of all this, and I wrote this really cool lyric I thought said it all.

GW: "Sky turning black/knuckles turning white/headed for the hot zone"?

Hagar: Headed for the "suck zone." That lyric had nothing to do with tornadoes. Again, I have no idea where Eddie came up with the idea that that was tornado stuff. The only word in that phrase that even comes close to sounding like a Twister is "sky turning black." But that line can mean anything, you know. The rest of the song had absolutely nothing to do with tornadoes. It was all about entering the silent extreme.

beachville, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 10:33 (twelve years ago) link

TBF, I imagine the Red Rider is a pretty easy dude to get along with. When you band's namesake and de facto dictator has been through the rotating door of rehab too many times to count, it's a wonder that even his brother is still in the fold.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

er, Red Rocker

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

I got a Red Rocker for christmas once, despite multiple warnings I would rock my socks off.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9tOR4On8Uk

beachville, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

thanking you red rocker

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I wish I could find this old alt-weekly piece on hanging with Hagar, a dude most comfortable with his status. I did find something else that pointed out how he made much more money with his tequila than he did with Van Halen. Like, over $100 million.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

BTW, xpost, I just learned, like, a week ago that the singer of Red Rider was the same guy that did that horrid "Life is a Highway" song a decade or two later.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

I just learned that 4 hours ago!

beachville, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

Really? Now we're getting off topic I think, but I loved the song "Boy Inside the Man" from the last album he did with Red Rider in 1987. I worked my way backwards to "Lunatic Fringe" and then a few years later "Life Is a Highway" came out and I was done.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

Man, I wish I could find this old alt-weekly piece on hanging with Hagar, a dude most comfortable with his status. I did find something else that pointed out how he made much more money with his tequila than he did with Van Halen. Like, over $100 million.

Hagar's autobiography is a fun read. Not only did the tequila make him bazillions, but he also did very well investing in mountain bikes and indoor fire sprinklers (!) before they became popular. There's a guy with a head on his shoulders, unlike the VH brothers, who he said were pretty much living in squalor in 1985.

A. Begrand, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

That's insane (the 1985 squalor part). I could understand it if they were trying to live off record sales/royalties alone, but they'd just come off a 6-month arena tour.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

Various Hagar interviews have outright stated that VH didn't start raking in the dough until Hagar took over. Found this gem:

Green: My brother interviewed you right after your Van Halen run came to an end. You had a great quote about comparing yourself to David Lee Roth.

SH: It's a fact, number one. The Van Halen part of it is the thing I'll never escape from. Other than both being singers in the same band, we have nothing in common. Other than both having a successful reign. We sold 42 million records, they sold 28 [with Roth]. I was in the band 11 years, he was 7. So stack it up. "Right Now" and all the No. 1 records were with me. They became a teenage phenomenon with him. But people grew up. It was more like 18-30 for me. Their wife and couples came to see us. The fact that I had a career before Van Halen was more important to me. David Lee Roth didn't have a career before and so he didn't have one after.

Elsewhere he notes the VH bros horrible business sense and bad contracts. Here's a piece on his accidental business savvy:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/03/20/MNO81IBVHU.DTL

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

a friend of mine is Hagar's IT guy in Hawai'i. Apparently he identifies himself as "the red rocker" on the phone.

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

that's all well and good Sammy, but you still only made a half decent record (5150) during your 11 year tenure with the band. the rest of it was just one steaming pile after another.

2012 republican presidential nominee II: Hot, Ready and Legal! (will), Thursday, 5 January 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

also you wrote the lyric 'only time will tell if we stand the test of time' and if you say it's ironic i won't believe you

mookieproof, Thursday, 5 January 2012 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

I still think a lot of Eddie's most firecracker guitar work is on OU812, but Hagar is a big buzzkill on those tracks.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 5 January 2012 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

Everyone bought those steaming piles, so the joke's on us.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 5 January 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

I will defend For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, and there are some good singles from that era, but yeah, DLR Van Halen is an entirely different level of quality. Still, I love Montrose and think that Sammy's solo career is stronger than Dave's.

Midnight Maniac (J3ff T.), Thursday, 5 January 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link

I was in the band 11 years, he was 7.

Hagar: 1985-1996. Roth: 1974-1985.

We sold 42 million records, they sold 28

In what territories, Sammy? Are you counting singles, not just albums?

all the No. 1 records were with me.

I guess this is US albums, then? The first #1 single was with Dave. All your albums went #1, but they didn't sell as much as his, per RIAA (and steadily declined during your tenure):

VH: 10 million
VH II: 5 million
WACF: 3 million
FW: 2 million
DD: 4 million
1984: 10 million

5150: 6 million
OU812: 4 million
FUCK: 3 million
Balance: 3 million

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Thursday, 5 January 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link

Epic 2012 tour, surprising no one. Slightly more surprising, the email gaffe from EVH's wife/publicist in the press release, conflating the Van Halen bio with the Kool & the Gang bio.

...Presented with two Diamond Award RIAA Certified Status' for their albums Van Halenand 1984, the band has produced a repertoire of hits that remain some of the strongest and most influential rock songs ever written that fans will admire for decades to come.

Kool & The Gang found a special sound at the unique intersection of jazz, R&B, funk and pop. Their music has been created by the same core of players for over thirty years: Robert "Kool" Bell, his brother Khalis Bayyan, their longtime friends Dennis "DT" Thomas and George "Funky" Brown.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 12:45 (twelve years ago) link

i like to imagine DLR inserting that in there because he was just really loving Kool & The Gang that day

we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Friday, 6 January 2012 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

From the Times review of last night's club gig:

Mr. Roth, 57, showed some wear in his high notes, and he wasn’t taking his shirt off for this gig; in fact, he was wearing overalls.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

he's rocking the overalls in the 'trailer' johnny fever posted upthread

we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Friday, 6 January 2012 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

Boy, there must be some good account of how Van Halen pulled off "1984." I mean, I like "Woman and Children First" and "Fair Warning," but those albums are kind of rambling messes, as is "Van Halen II," kind of. And then here comes "1984," all killer and no filler. Or at least close to that. It's a small miracle they pulled it off.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

o dude i love FW! the other two a little less so, but they're still p rad. dive down's the one where i'm all ehh

2012 republican presidential nominee II: Hot, Ready and Legal! (will), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

i'm really surprised 5150 outsold OU812. i guess 5150 was getting some residual shine from the 1984 behemoth?

2012 republican presidential nominee II: Hot, Ready and Legal! (will), Friday, 6 January 2012 14:58 (twelve years ago) link

clips already on YouTube

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

Why does every recent Van Halen piece, including that one, act like this band didn't reunite and tour just a couple of years ago? Like:

Last night Van Halen tried to blow away any last traces of the rancor and bad blood that arose again and again in the years since Roth's long-ago departure for a solo career, and it mostly succeeded.

Come on, the band reunited already. They seemed happy and great when I saw them in 2010 or whenever. This is what they call "a tour." Bands do it all the time.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

once a band has reunited, the perpetual reunion narrative dominates forever

we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

Unlike their reunion/victory lap tour from a while ago, there's a new album to go along with this one. Automatically = more buzz.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

More like a buzzkill, really.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

also w/ VH's messy history it would take more than just one or two successful tours to stop focusing on it (xpost)

we bought a zoo in a hopeless place (some dude), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

But even then, DLR has recorded with VH in recent years! Now, Gary Cherone - that would be a reunion.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

Besides, everyone knows the bad blood is still there. DLR and the Van Halen family have different publicists, representation, etc. DLR's dressing room is like a mile away from the rest of the guys.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

They're just all contractually obligated to smile and be awesome. Unlike the last tour I saw with Hagar and Anthony in the fold, which was dire.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

I should listen to VH3 again just to reacquaint myself with the Cherone-sung songs. I think I convinced myself it was good at the time, but it's THE album I never go back to.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/van-halen-08-rider?page=2

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:37 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, I'm not immune to the hype, but they were awesome in '08. This is like a "still awesome" bomb they're dropping.

When is Radiohead going to reunite next?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

Jim Morrison does Stairway To Heaven. Egad.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 January 2012 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

lollllll

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

man that looks like it was fun

i have always harbored the fantasy of seeing a really BIG hard rock act in a tiny club

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 January 2012 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

i saw ace frehley in a tiny club. i guess that's as close as i'll come.

scott seward, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, i'm no kiss fanatic, but to hear ace do ace kiss songs ten feet from me was pretty awesome. and he sounded great too. pre-reunion thing.

scott seward, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:03 (twelve years ago) link

Burnt Hills was likely the biggest band -- in terms of size and volume -- that I'll ever see in a club.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 6 January 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know, maybe i'm in odd circles, but there was a ton of 'is this even going to work at all' buzz before this show, hence me writing what i did

maura, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

(hi everybody)

maura, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

"This is like being abducted by aliens... or, no, Van Haliens."

That was a smart man who reminded you to write that down, maura.

righteousmaelstrom, Friday, 6 January 2012 16:59 (twelve years ago) link

xpost But why was there any doubt this would work? '08 shows were beyond solid.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

Not loving the album title (A Different Kind of Truth), but glad they're coming to my burg in April.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 7 January 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link

1. Tattoo
2. She’s The Woman
3. You and Your Blues
4. China Town
5. Blood and Fire
6. Bullethead
7. As Is
8. Honeybabysweetiedoll
9. The Trouble With Never
10. Outta Space
11. Stay Frosty
12. Big River
13. Beats Workin’

hmm...

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 7 January 2012 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

I hope "Blood and Fire" is a Niney The observer cover.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 January 2012 01:06 (twelve years ago) link

From what I gather, She's the Woman and Bullethead are tracks that have been around for forever in demo form. I don't know if they're pre-WB (that would a LONG time), but fans seem to already be familiar with them.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 7 January 2012 01:07 (twelve years ago) link

If "Outta Space" is the Billy Preston song, I'm on board.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 7 January 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

too long

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 January 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

"She's The Woman" is on the WB demos. Don't know about "Bullethead"

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 7 January 2012 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

OK, I'll post the video for the new, terrible, chorus-less single:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WfQ-hV3WtA

誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

It's actually the verses that are lame imo

Also, I can't remember any album since 5150 having one of its best songs released as the first single (Black and Blue, Poundcake, Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do, Without You—though, to be fair, III had no "best songs").

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:07 (twelve years ago) link

Man, that song plods. I tried to give it the benefit of the doubt but I could barely make it to the solo. Which isn't that great, either.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:19 (twelve years ago) link

Oy. That's a dog of a song, though there is almost something good in the riff. Question is, is it the worst DLR Van Halen song? On first listen I say yes. Worse even then some of the Diver Down filler.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

So, "Tattoo" isn't a Who cover and "Outta Space" isn't a Billy Preston cover. Pass.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:37 (twelve years ago) link

don't they still have a pile of old 1976 demos they can use?

frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

They used one of them on this album ("She's the Woman").

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

This is better than the song:

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxliemwvXT1qlzduwo1_400.gif

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

Also, I can't remember any album since 5150 having one of its best songs released as the first single (Black and Blue, Poundcake, Don't Tell Me What Love Can Do, Without You—though, to be fair, III had no "best songs").

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, January 10, 2012 11:07 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

poundcake is a jam

seasonal thug (some dude), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link

i thought the guitar solo in tattoo was great

it has a chorus, just not a good one

though i like when they say "swap meet sally" cuz it sounds like a song title off of "NWA and the Posse" or an old Toddy Tee or King Tee song

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

The bridge reminds me of "Walking Down Madison" by Kirsty MacColl.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

OK, listened again, kinda dig it. I mean, it's at least as good as "I'll Wait," easily better than any Hagar thing aside from "Finish What Ya Started." It's a verse too long, though.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

That's so not OTM.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

At the least, "I'll Wait" is great.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

Never liked it myself. Relatively downbeat Van Halen doesn't work too well; less so when it's keyboard-dominated.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

I'll Wait is a classic track, and a Michael McDonald co-write. It's also way better than Tattoo.

This is just typical latter-day VH plod. I like the "tattooo, tattooo" part and some of the guitar work, but it's really a nothing type of song. Has it dashed all my optimism for the album? Nope. It's at least playful, unlike about 80% of the Hagar material and 100% of the Cherone album. DLR = fun VH.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

'poundcake' is a jam. i'd forgotten that was on FUCK.

LOVE i'll wait.

2012 republican presidential nominee II: Hot, Ready and Legal! (will), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

kinda wishing they did more than one take on this video

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

xxp: read that as "typical latter-day VH1 plod".

beachville, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

It picks up life right around the transition to the solo. I think the solo is kinda boilerplate EVH but doesn't really go anywhere new. Too few "momshells" in the video. Too many wrinkly visages (and the one roly-poly baby).

beachville, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

i'll wait is possibly my favorite VH song ever. i have the 12".

new song is much better if you close your eyes while the video is playing

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

Rather liked it - the slight sense of melancholy around it, and the creaminess of the backing vocals. I mean, it's no Unchained, but for toes back in the water it's just fine.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

new song is much better if you close your eyes while the video is playing

This is actually true. But it also brings to the forefront DLR's limitations in his higher register these days.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

for toes back in the water it's just fine.

Yes, because it is absolutely tepid.

I was most bummed by the lack of harmonies.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

Kool and the Gang is opening for them at MSG.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 January 2012 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I kind of love "Tattoo," to my great surprise - avoided listening to it when it was first posted to this thread because I figured if it sucked why did I wanna hear it. But Roth's gift for turning a phrase has always gone underpraised and this song's full of really clever little moments - the merits of "mousewife to momshell" are questionable (I think it's cute enough) but that it's followed by "in the time it took to get that new tattoo" gets a solid A from me, that's a smart little bit of narrative work imo. + EVH standing in to do (or fake) harmonies when the chorus comes in...I don't know. It's sweet. I always thought the Hagar move was lame & that Roth handily won round 1 of the post-breakup albums but was too nuts for the long game. I think for a "mature" Van Halen, this is really good. It certainly beats the shit out of the Hagar era, that dude is fucking dire.

The solo is a B- for EVH but it's all right, probably suffers from how easy it is to comp solos now.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 14 January 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link

also "mousewife to momshell in the time it took to get that new tattoo" is basically a Craig Finn lyric

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 14 January 2012 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

haha otm

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 14 January 2012 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Alex' snare sound. I honestly can't think of any other band, in any genre, where the snare drum is so consistently and perfectly recorded over so many decades.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:51 (twelve years ago) link

"mousewife to momshell" is not a Roth original.

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/momshell_power_cRT3VL9mngyCmpHRp8UGrK

beachville, Saturday, 14 January 2012 10:50 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Alex' snare sound. I honestly can't think of any other band, in any genre, where the snare drum is so consistently and perfectly recorded over so many decades.

― Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, January 13, 2012 11:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this is OTM, i was actually just marveling this the other day when a radio station was playing an ad for their upcoming concert here with a little montage of Roth era hits, and "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" and "Panama" sounded so consistent side by side, like they were from the same album and not recorded 6 years apart. rock production changed SO much between 1978 and 1984 that it's hard to imagine that's true of many other bands, especially mainstream ones, if any, and the fact that that sound has been pretty unchanged through the Hagar era up to the present is even more amazing.

Jean-Luc Gohard (some dude), Saturday, 14 January 2012 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

man, i had no intent of liking this song and what do you know, it's actually really good

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 13:49 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I listened to it late last night and when I woke up it's still running around my head. for DLR VH to have a decent record out in 2012 is about the weirdest fucking thing

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 14 January 2012 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

I will admit that it easier on the ears when not watching the video.

beachville, Saturday, 14 January 2012 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

i'm sure this is covered within the thread but at least a few of the songs are drawing from older VH songs cut as demos? That explains a lot to me

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah, i just watched the video. don't watch the video.

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

do watch through the first chorus because when evh does the "I'm not mic'd but I sing the chorus anyway" bit there's something sort of tremendous & melancholy about it

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 14 January 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

rock production changed SO much between 1978 and 1984 that it's hard to imagine that's true of many other bands, especially mainstream ones, if any, and the fact that that sound has been pretty unchanged through the Hagar era up to the present is even more amazing.

Definitely. They didn't even do the gated snare thing in the late-80s, when it was pretty much the law.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 January 2012 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

If you look at Templeman's track record, dude knows what he's doing. Doobie Brothers, Van Morrison ... not the most fashionable producer, but a master of meat and potatoes. Ironically (or not) he produced the first Montrose record.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link

He also did a good job on Captain Beefheart's Clear Spot. Tix on sale today for much of the tour. I'd like to go, but only selling to people with American Express today. This kind of b.s. plus the $90 - $180 prices make me just say fuckit and stick with the less known bands in small rooms.

Fastnbulbous, Saturday, 14 January 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link

I've loved VH since I was 10 years old and I've never seen them with DLR and I've always wanted to, but not for $100. Maybe that makes me sound cheap...okay, yes it does make me sound cheap, but even that isn't worth $100.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 14 January 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Might have been worth the dough a couple of years back, when there was no threat of new material. I mean, they were awesome in '08. Played everything I'd hoped they play, more or less.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 14 January 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

ok, this song isn't even as good as "Me Wise Magic"

some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

^^^OTFM

Melle Mel and the Coconuts (thewufs), Monday, 16 January 2012 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

This is....good!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY7ZqN8Ksdg

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

This is... a 1984 instrumental with new lyrics!

but it is way better than "Tattoo"

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:18 (twelve years ago) link

If they wanna raid the vaults for stuff like this, it's fine with me.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:21 (twelve years ago) link

i think at least half the record is going to be vault cleaning.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

misread that as "vacuum cleaning", lol

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

half an album of vacuum cleaning would still make it better than the record they made with Gary Cherone.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

agreed

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 January 2012 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

Now that sounds like Van Halen.

I love how the band was still cribbing from the vaults as late as "1984." Cheap Trick should have known better than to blow its backlog wad so early ...

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2012 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

YES! The boogie is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyuXCfKzfko

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

I like "Tattoo," much better than expected too -- sorry.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 January 2012 02:35 (twelve years ago) link

Man, that part where it kicks in at 1:10 on Stay Frosty and the acoustic guitar is in this weird time signature relative to the full-band punches is KILL-ER!

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:04 (twelve years ago) link

Snippet of "The Trouble With Never" at Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0071GGIPC/ref=dm_dp_trk2?ie=UTF8&qid=1327529944&sr=8-1

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

YES!!!!!!!!!!! Van Halen is back, jack!!

SeanWayne, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

I saw those club clips and was stoked, I liked the new song they played at that gig, but got leary when I heard Tattoo, although that fucking song gets stuck in my head rigght away when I hear it, but hearing these snippits I'm stoked again... Van Fuckin Halen, motherfuckers!!

SeanWayne, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

This stuff is...okay. But "Stay Frosty" in particular is really missing Michael Anthony when the full band kicks in.

誤訳侮辱, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

Get over it... Michael Anthony is not coming back.. this is the closest its gonna be to the real Van Halen.. And Wolfy, well if I can't have Michael Anthony, I'd rather have another Van Halen in the band. Missing his high pitched backups, although great, is a small price to pay to have Alex throughing down those HUGE back beats, Dave, one of the best frontmen of all time, and Eddie doing the most head chopping shit he can! I'll fucking take it!!

SeanWayne, Thursday, 26 January 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago) link

i would never have imagined that 2012 was the year i'd get back into halen

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 January 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

Man, Michael Anthony blows. I guess I miss his vox, but not his plodding bass playing, and Wolfy does fine with both of those things.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ewsHwVOyyE

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 January 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

UM HOLY SHIT Y'ALL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FZCwTsoQMs

Johnny Fever, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

honestly totally shocked at the quality of this new stuff

Full Frontal Newtity (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

I'm happy to say these further leaks are less embarrassing then I expected or that "Tattoo" lead me to fear. However, I'm not digging the obvious vocal cut and pasting in both "Stay Frosty" and "China Town". Dave can't fit the lines in and still breathe, and the word crunch of that effect really bothers me.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 27 January 2012 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

Crazytr...I mean Chinatown sounds great!

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

I really do not like "The Trouble with Never". sounds like stripper rock with a forgettable chorus.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

Chinatown, on the other hand....is sweet.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

Tattoo is boring.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Stay Frosty is fan-fucking-tastic.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

VH practically invented "stripper rock" so that doesn't work as an insult

markarles (some dude), Sunday, 29 January 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Trouble with Never is bad stripper rock, let me put it that way. too generic 'lol-80s'.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

stuff like Chinatown will have my ear tho

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 18:33 (twelve years ago) link

I am getting closer and closer to buying this album day of release. If Best Buy has it for $9.99 (or less), I'm sold.

誤訳侮辱, Sunday, 29 January 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

wouldn't be surprised if they stock racks and racks and sell it for 7.99 the first week.

Neanderthal, Sunday, 29 January 2012 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, now that I've heard 90 seconds of The Trouble With Never vs the 30 seconds I heard the other day, it's kinda dire. I may appreciate it more in the context of the album, though...who knows. I already like Tattoo more than I originally did.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 29 January 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

"Outta Space" makes a reference to a "facebook page" smh

Johnny Fever, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

"Big River" is the first song preview that makes me want to hear the whole thing.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

Big River is one of pre-debut demos, isn't it?

Just heard a :30 snippet of You and Your Blues too...great opening riff.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, here's a :90

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu7CXhBBywE

Johnny Fever, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

Apparently "Big River" is a rework of "Big Trouble". No wonder I like it! Thought it sounded familiar.

Hate to say it, but listening to it now and the demo is better. Michael Anthony and DLR's higher register both sorely missed.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

Honeybabysweetiedoll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Gz88ziwTw

Bullethead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOZzoBS1eEw

Johnny Fever, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

I think that's it now...90-second previews of every track are out there now. Of course, that's no way to judge an album properly, but so far I'm definitely giving it a B+ (The Trouble With Never and Tattoo being the only songs I'm not enthusiastic about).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

Have you seen a listing anywhere of which ones are old demos reconsidered? Because "Beats Working" is "Put Out The Lights" (I'm skimming through the demos to compare, but I'm sure someone's already done the mall).

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't, but I'm sure one will pop up somewhere soon.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

Full version of a few songs out there:

Blood And Fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kt0QEHenIxY

The Trouble With Never
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7BT-aFUPEU

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

This made me laugh.

Michael Anthony Looks Forward To New Van Halen Record

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

I somehow missed the snippet of "The Trouble With Never". Not so hot.

"Blood And Fire" sounds like a Skyscraper outtake.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link

Haha.

Also, that means that the album will have leaked by Feb 2, right? Why they don't release it the same time in every region nowadays is beyond me.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know either, but the constant snippets and leaks are making us talk about an album we probably won't remember come March.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link

I will. I've been waiting for this since 1996 (when the two DLR tracks showed up on the best of).

Johnny Fever, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

I'll just listen to the album worth of demos from when they were good, thank you very much.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 30 January 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

okay, so it's all oout there and pretty much "okay" so far. "Blood and Fire" is terrible though.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Dave being, well, full-on Dave here

Even so, he has chosen once again to hitch himself to the Van Halen wagon. Is it possible he and Eddie Van Halen – for all the very public acrimony between them – need each other to create anything resembling their best work? For the first time, Roth pauses – there are 30 seconds before he speaks. Then, finally: "Clearly. Very astute. Clearly." Apart, they're footnotes; together, they're a novel. "We went to school together. Literally. We took theory and orchestration together. We both have almost identical backgrounds in how we learnt. We learnt at the back of the hand from eastern-European teachers. Unfriendly eastern-European teachers." And for a long time, they shared the same aims: "I always thought of it as part of a group. I never thought in terms of Rod Stewart, I thought in terms of the Rolling Stones or the Sex Pistols. I think Edward thought in the same vein."

And does knowing you need each other make the tensions between you all the worse? And we're off on one of those long, rambling, glorious answers. "Jesus, let's go back to the 1600s again. People didn't understand psychology, right? You showed them emotional content and made somebody cry and they thought it was demons. One of the best reviews you can get in my estimation is from the villagers if they killed all the actors and buried them at the cross so their ghosts couldn't haunt the village – because everyone left the play crying and laughing and they couldn't understand why. Today we give them an Oscar for that kind of emotional ride. Being human has caused so much of that. Let's really back into some theory here. What is art? Simple, I think – something that forces and compels you to think, and that can be a mint condition copy of Raging Bull or it can be the Kardashians. The same questions will be asked and you will be forced to confront yourself, and you will be forced to triangulate where you stand on everything from racist politics to haircuts. And are they really different? Do you follow? You're going to ask the same questions and that … shit … is … art. And it has caused you to question more than that goddam soup can Warhol sold us. Or tried to. Bring that one up. You follow? You are compelled into argument. Consequently, arguing about our band and our rock'n'roll - you can do that certainly for longer than actually listening to it." Then he laughs long and loud, and offers the perspective that comes with being 56, happy, and aware that there's more to life than telling the world that it might as well jump. "Van Halen music is whisky in a paper cup! Short doses and not every night, PLEASE!"

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 02:59 (twelve years ago) link

Eddie Van Halen I get, but David Lee Roth knows theory and orchestration?

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

why not?

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 05:57 (twelve years ago) link

"Van Halen music is whisky in a paper cup! Short doses and not every night, PLEASE!"

OK, that is brilliant.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

That was the most enjoyable interview I've ever done. Only 31 mins, by phone, but every word was marvellous. If not usually relevant.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

Love the caption in the piece's supporting photo: Van Halen on rollerskates. Just in case anyone was wondering what was on their feet.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 12:14 (twelve years ago) link

i highly reccomend Dave's autobio Crazy From The Heat to anyone that hasn't read it

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

heard a song from this on the radio this morning that made me go WOAH what is THAT

some dude, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

Crazy from the heat is great, would love to get roth and rollins in an interview about the writing of that book

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that book is awesome

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

Crazy from the Heat is still "Used from $42.00" on Amazon. Anyone know where a pdf might exist?

beachville, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:00 (twelve years ago) link

yeah it's pricey, it's been out of print for years

max buzzword (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

xp Maybe try your local library? That's why they're there.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Like as if I didn't do that.

beachville, Tuesday, 7 February 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

new album up on spotify!

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 7 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link

HELLLOOOO what I'm listening to all day tomorrow

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ (night tonight)

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 05:25 (twelve years ago) link

ok, this is fucking incredible

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 09:18 (twelve years ago) link

"As Is" is my favorite so far

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

Sort of surprised (maybe I shouldn't be?) by the amount of evil-sounding chromatic riffs in this

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 11:40 (twelve years ago) link

I actually think this album starts a bit weak and ends up absolutely smokin

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

lol @ at that Roth quote.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 12:14 (twelve years ago) link

Sort of surprised (maybe I shouldn't be?) by the amount of evil-sounding chromatic riffs in this

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:40 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, there were a couple of times where I was like, "Damn, EVH sounds like Kim Thayil here!"

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

this is kinda like a whole record of van halen "album tracks"

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

"How many roads must a man walk down, before he admits he's lost?"

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

I don't really even like Van Halen and this is pretty great. Could they have picked a weaker lead track/single? It's catchy, there's that, but there's such a yawning gulf in quality between "Tattoo" and the rest of the record that you wonder, what the hell were they thinking?

wolf cola, everyone (thewufs), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

yeah esp cuz "she's the woman" seems to have that classic VH sound and is obv an old track, i'm really surprised they didn't have that open the record and be the single...

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link

i hate songs where the title phrase is repeated in different sections of the song or with different melodies/cadences, so when DLR says "tattoo" 5-7 times in a row in three different ways it feels like he's personally trolling me

unworthy of singing thrash metal at this point in time (some dude), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link

<i>this is kinda like a whole record of van halen "album tracks"</i>

Yeah, kinda. But some of my favorite tracks on the first six were never anywhere close to being singles. And with VH, it usually takes ten listens or more before I start really digging into what's going on with the guitar, get familiar with DLR's vocal tics, etc.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

"Blood and Fire" is def. the "Little Guitars" of this album.

You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

i have to admit that when dlr says "you wanna play?" in "the trouble with never" i silently add "i'll hook your line to a stingray"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 17:54 (twelve years ago) link

They nailed it! How often do we slag an old band for putting out a record that is too modern sounding, or when they try to jump on a trend? And how often to we slag an old band when they put out a record that sounds exactly like something they did before? Somehow Van Halen managed to do both and neither at the same time, and its great!! its not the most amazing record, but with all the hype and expectation, they made a fine record that old fans can get into, and new fans can understand why they are one of the biggest and baddest rock'n'roll bands of all time..

SeanWayne, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

i like the line "Swap Meet Sally" in "Tattoo" because it sounds like a the title of a song that could have been on NWA & the Posse

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

Klosterman has weighed in in his usual equivocating, maybe, kinda sorta, liking it, except not really, but it's okay, way:

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7561092/judging-new-van-halen-album-different-kind-truth

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

I don't hate Klosterman as much as everyone else seems to do, but yeah, I cannot fucking stand the way he never really comes down on a side.

Gonjasufjanstephen O'Malley (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 February 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

He would be a decent writer if he could hold to an actual opinion.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

I did like this: "To a degree, Dave gets a lifetime pass just for proving that humans like himself can exist in reality. The only way he could ruin a Van Halen album would be by not participating."

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

But still he has to add "To a degree" to the front of it! It's a good observation and he should stand by it.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 10 February 2012 17:47 (twelve years ago) link

"conversational" is his stylistic trademark, though, and the equivocation helps generate an off the cuff, just-dudes-talkin' vibe. i mean, i actually like klosterman, and that's at least as much a product of his writing style as his taste or analysis. he's funny, gently trenchant, informed about his passions but never arrogant or professorial, and he's got a clear, personal literary voice. you know not only what he thinks about the subject at hand, but "where he's coming from" in general. i appreciate that. he may be the dave barry of pop criticism, but but at least he's not feigning a position of authoritative, journalistic objectivity.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:13 (twelve years ago) link

"to a degree" is conversational?

Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

as i see it, his style is conversational, overall. he gets this across in part by foregrounding things like indecision and self-awareness, as though he isn't under a journalistic obligation to maintain a dispassionate and authoritative remove from his subjects. i'm not saying that he tries to duplicate conversational cadence and phrasing in his writing, but rather that his style is fairly casual and he spends as much time describing his own position in the moment as he does the object he's ostensibly considering. i mean, maybe "conversational" isn't exactly the word for what i'm attempting to describe, but it's somewhere between that and the style of a personal essay.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Friday, 10 February 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

dude sucks

dave coolier (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Finally listened to this today. I liked some of the fast tracks, but I thought it was too long by a third and too loud by maybe as much. There used to be lots of space and dynamics in VH, but this is pretty monolithic. First impression, of course, but I don't know how much I'm going to return to this, bless 'em for existing.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 10 February 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link

Shanks did a good job on getting the overall sound right, yeah, but there's definitely no nuance in the production that Templeman and Landee were so good at.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 February 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

dude sucks

Whiney vs. (BradNelson), Friday, 10 February 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

Six hour Van Halen special on the Howard Stern channel is the arena rock Rashomon. Worth seeking out if you want to hear all the stores.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

From the POV of a DLR-era Van Halen geek, Klosterman nails it. Why does a review have to come down to a single opinion?

ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, OTM. esp love the summary in the 2nd to last paragraph. sure, the "to a degree" might be unnecessary, but that's such a minor quibble.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

I like Tattoo more and more and more. I seem to be alone in this.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 11:24 (twelve years ago) link

it has grown on me a little (but i still haven't heard the rest of the album)

CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link

as a piece of music, "tatto" is pretty great. the only real problem is the lyrics, and i have the same objection to "stay frosty". when dave tries to be all comical, hip and topical, he comes off like a drunk uncle at a bar-b-que. and there's nothing really wrong with that, uncles are cool and all, but it does make me cringe a little. stop saying "mousewife to momshell", dude. i know it sounds clever in your head, but it really should have stayed there.

still, though "tattoo" is arguably catchiest thing on ADKOT, the best shot at a hit, it's not what the band does best. the eight-song stretch from "she's the woman" through "the trouble with never" does a much better job of demonstrating where VH are at these days and what they're capable of. i can't believe how sharp, heavy and focused this sounds, given that it's been thirty freaking years since they last released an album i could so much as stand to be in the room with. maybe the key to this is that they've moved back more than forward. as far as this album is concerned, it's still socal in the 70s/80s. cutoffs and empty pools. you can hear both the echoes of zappa and the inspiration that would later be taken by bands like the red hot chili peppers and the minutemen. thing is, despite this fealty to their heroic past, ADKOT doesn't sound like a tired, nostalgic throwback. aside from a few drunklish outliers, these songs are fresh and full of life, familiar yet totally unique. nobody else sounds like this. van halen helped define their era, but they don't have an ossified "period" sound. they just sound like van halen.

alex and eddie haven't slipped a notch in 30 years (or well, slipped more than one), and wolfgang is a better bass player than michael ever was. listening to this album feels like being knocked around inside a pinball machine or a motorcyle engine. the interplay between guitar and drums is dizzying, almost ecstatic. my only real complaint is that the sound is a little one-dimensional. when the band are really ripping, it works just fine, but there isn't much depth or subtlety on the quieter parts, like the unicorny acoustic intros. and the bass is given way too much space to stomp around in, gets oppressive after a while. still, this is a far, far better van halen record than anyone had a right to expect. though i have nothing against his writing, i think klosterman's kind of dick for being so wishy-washy about it.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link

stop saying "mousewife to momshell", dude. i know it sounds clever in your head, but it really should have stayed there.

I feel like it's worth repeating: DLR seemingly ganked the "mousewife to momshell" phrase from someone else.

getting good with gulags (beachville), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

DLR not the best at keeping his thoughts to himself, it is true

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 February 2012 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

it turns out "Tattoo" is based on one of the early tracks too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kCj0VfD22o

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link

Wow.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

Has that awesome David Lee Roth scream/sound generator vanished from the internet forever?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

It's not where it used to be, but I'm hoping to find it mirrored somewhere.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 15 February 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/music/dlr/2

it's smdh time in America (will), Thursday, 16 February 2012 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

was there ever a time when DLR didn't come off like a drunk uncle? i mean, that's just who he is.

CANDY aka JUNK (some dude), Thursday, 16 February 2012 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKTc9VaNIiI

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 16 February 2012 14:00 (twelve years ago) link

Part 2 of the interview series

This one's really great, because they talk about the nuts and bolts of their first WB record deal and why it takes so long to make albums now as opposed to the one-per-year they used to make.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

https://vimeo.com/37045572

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 February 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

was there ever a time when DLR didn't come off like a drunk uncle? i mean, that's just who he is.

yeah, i know, but he used to wear it better, imo. this stuff is more "i-i-i-i-i ain't got nobody" than "ain't talkin' 'bout love". big gap there.

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Tuesday, 21 February 2012 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

Saw a "=VH=" logo spray-painted on a wall in Pasadena today.

From a couple days ago...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHUG9KxCZfo

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 25 February 2012 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Was totally going to see them tonight, but I promised a friend I'd see Bettye LaVette. She was good, but she's not Van Halen.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 25 February 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05lz4eh6I1qz5dqgo1_500.jpg
Van Halen 1, Flaming Lips 0

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 29 February 2012 15:48 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

took longer than i expected, tbh: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/van-halen-postpone-summer-tour-dates-20120517

that's why god made kokomo (some dude), Friday, 18 May 2012 10:58 (eleven years ago) link

Who would win in a fight between WVH and DLR?

how's life, Friday, 18 May 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

Wolfgang is a strapping 21-year-old man now, not even a question really

that's why god made kokomo (some dude), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno, man. DLR has always been into martial arts. Now, if we're talking a bong-off, it'd be a toss off, but I bet DLR could toss Wolfgang across the room.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 May 2012 12:45 (eleven years ago) link

i expect DLR has a Batman-like file on each of his teammates, describing their weaknesses in detail in case he has to neutralize them.

da croupier, Friday, 18 May 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

also DLR probably would not be above revealing some dark-ass shit about Wolfie's parents, mindfucking the poor kid just long enough for an expertly placed karate chop

da croupier, Friday, 18 May 2012 12:49 (eleven years ago) link

maybe i'm just fooled by DLR's goofy public persona but i almost kind of imagine that he doesn't even really hate the Van Halens and he just keeps getting on their bad side by being obnoxious

that's why god made kokomo (some dude), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

oh i doubt DLR would start the fight. but he would finish it.

da croupier, Friday, 18 May 2012 12:52 (eleven years ago) link

like the seperate dressing room areas thing could totally be "we don't want to have to listen to him talk backstage, the banter during the show is enough"

that's why god made kokomo (some dude), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

xpost See also: Stewart Copeland vs. Sting.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 18 May 2012 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

his autobio definitely suggests DLR is always his electricifying self and the van halen brothers are miserable fellows who can't handle the glory. sammy hagar and michael anthony would at least agree with the last part.

da croupier, Friday, 18 May 2012 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

yeah i loved Crazy In The Heat but it's been like 12 years since i read it, really should revisit it

that's why god made kokomo (some dude), Friday, 18 May 2012 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

Shake Your Rump was my own #1, and has been since pretty much the first time I heard it. I may not have fully understood Paul's Boutique when I was 15, but I understood that Shake Your Rump was otherworldly great.
took longer than i expected, tbh: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/van-halen-postpone-summer-tour-dates-20120517

Expected or not, this is really sad.

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 18 May 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

Would pay to hear DLR's "Shake Your Rump"

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3430/3716761946_f89c6263a1_b.jpg

some dude, Friday, 18 May 2012 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

Kiss Unmasked

Ned Raggett, Friday, 18 May 2012 14:02 (eleven years ago) link

As cool as that photo is, my first reaction is an urge to punch Sean Penn in the face.

how's life, Friday, 18 May 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

yeah he has been needing a punch in the face for 30 years straight

some dude, Friday, 18 May 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

Mike D looks about 13 and like he has mumps in that picture.

Naive Teen Idol, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

no doubt saying "THIS NEXT ONE...IS...THE FIRST SONG...ON OUR NEW ALBUM!"

some dude, Friday, 18 May 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

I had REMEMBERED "Panama" as having this long instrumental bridge with lots and lots of bong and lighter foley but I guess I got that wrong?

Crabbits, Thursday, 26 July 2012 02:08 (eleven years ago) link

the new album is nice when it shows up in random rotation

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

Why didn't anyone tell me there is an entire 1982 show up on youtube? So damn good so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmCfjv0gGC4

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

That's from the Capital Centre in Largo, MD either Oct 11 or 12, 1982.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

Man, I was driving down 495 the other day and I realized that there's still a shopping center called Boulevard at the CAP CTR. R.I.P.

spanky hotel frogstrot (how's life), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:47 (eleven years ago) link

Can't believe that's still there! You would have thought they'd rename it after 15 years or however long it's been gone.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

This show is reminding me just how amazing DLR is at pandering to the crowd. A true master.

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 16:53 (eleven years ago) link

That was pretty great. (Skipped through, but saw a lot of it)

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:56 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

DLR on the language of video. Along the way, you get a Bruce Springsteen imitation, a deconstruction of Picasso, and how "DLR" wouldn't exist without the Nicholas Brothers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ql_6aSOq6c

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 1 December 2012 22:55 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

My God, I have never seen this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Alu8nZuvk

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

Is the audio on that not working for anyone else? I checked a couple other youtubes and I could hear them fine.

how's life, Thursday, 14 March 2013 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Saw on VHND that Eddie is a recording a track with LL Cool J for his new album.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:01 (eleven years ago) link

Couldn't be worse than Page/Diddy

calstars, Friday, 15 March 2013 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

you say that like Eddie isn't completely nuts

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 March 2013 16:22 (eleven years ago) link

My God, I have never seen this:


Christ. That's almost entirely in keeping with what I've heard he's been like since the height of their dame, but even still the bit about Quincy Jones was brutal -- the "hey, no offense, black sound guy" part included.

Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, 16 March 2013 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Man, Eddie seems in sad shape here. Shades of Ozzy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKxKtqB6zAM

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:16 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, he seems okay there. Don't forget he had part of his tongue removed.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 17 May 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

Oh yeah.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

I suppose I was more shocked by how low and grumbly his voice is, given he's half-famous for his high harmonies

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link

I thought Michael Anthony sang all of those...?

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

It was him and Eddie.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

(But mostly MA!)

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 17 May 2013 18:57 (ten years ago) link

Man, Eddie seems in sad shape here. Shades of Ozzy:


Sad shape? That's as good as I've maybe ever seen him.

Love how he still makes an awkward black joke.

Naive Teen Idol, Sunday, 19 May 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link

MA sang the high harmonies.. Eddies are mid range

SeanWayne, Sunday, 19 May 2013 04:08 (ten years ago) link

Christ. That's almost entirely in keeping with what I've heard he's been like since the height of their dame, but even still the bit about Quincy Jones was brutal -- the "hey, no offense, black sound guy" part included.

― Naive Teen Idol, Saturday, March 16, 2013 4:52 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eddie was a major alcoholic for years, so I'm guessing he was pretty trashed during this (not that that excuses any of it). There's also this interview which consists mostly of Eddie either not answering questions, promising to answer questions later, or demanding the interviewer turn off his tape recorder.

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Sunday, 19 May 2013 05:38 (ten years ago) link

I exaggerated a it for sure, but EVH always had this boyishness to him, and that interview was the most grumbly old man-ish I'd ever heard him, Yes, years of smoking and drinking will do that. Though of course, it's not like I've been watching interviews with EVH over the years. Maybe he's sounded like that for the past 30 years.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

he's definitely sounded like that since at least the '90s, he was pretty gravelly and cantankerous circa the first abortive DLR reunion

yeeznuts (some dude), Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

Eddie should just retire and give Wolfgang a more spry partner, thus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV6SmY04WdE

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link

They should put her in Slayer.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

Tattoo! Tattoo!

how's life, Tuesday, 10 June 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link

uh that girl playing eruption above is great

calstars, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFjNvJv4iKA

maura, Wednesday, 11 June 2014 02:52 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Absolutely no idea what got into me, but I was suddenly struck by an interest in reading a Gary Cherone interview. What's up with that dude? Did he disappear, or did I, along with everyone else, just stop paying attention? So I find a good one on Rolling Stone, very honest and blunt, with Cherone in good spirits and thankful for his opportunity, talking about his tenure in Van Halen as well as getting back together with Extreme (when Nuno is not touring with Rihanna). Then I think, huh, I never heard a note that Cherone actually sang with Van Halen, nothing from that album, nothing live. I quickly find a clip of him singing "Panama" live with the band, and you know what?

it sucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4taG7bjvSI

That done, one of these days I need to seek out isolated Michael Anthony bass tracks and hear if he's actually playing anything.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link

Anthony is a serviceable bassist, but an indispensable background vocalist.

Also, that whole VHIII album stinks. I was gracious to it in 1998 because I'd waited a while for new VH material, but in hindsight it is absolute mush.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ewsHwVOyyE

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

I liked the single on VHIII, and some of the playing was really great. but there's a song called "once" that sounds grotesquely like that Mike Post dude that EVH was said to have been friends with…and "How many say I," a ponderous piano ballad sung by EVH must be heard to be believed.

I am listening to a Different kind of Truth for the first time…

1. when did DLR start doing this spoken, sotto voce, quasi-"ahm talkin' like a sexy black man" routine? I've noticed it on some of his solo shit and on this record, but do not recall it in 78-84 VH or Eat 'em and Smile.

2. They want to have Michael-style background vox, so they do…without Michael. and there are these discrete synth stabs, which sound old-fashioned, and not in the way you would think the band wants.

3. clearly, EVH wants to do the band now because he can do it with Wolfie… like now it's a family band, and maybe wolfie can take the edge off DLR for his dad. some EVH freaks I know think it's some of his best ever playing…I wonder if Los Bros VH ever cared about what DLR's lyrics are about…here, some of his phrasing and ideas are clunky, but that means he's trying, not phoning it in…

4. has anyone listened to this record since 2012? does anyone listen to records made by old rock guys made in the last decade after the first few weeks? seems to me they get left behind in the komputah churn with little regard to merits…or maybe that's just everything?

veronica moser, Thursday, 9 October 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

It's exceedingly easy to grab one of the original six albums instead of the most recent one, but I did play it about a month ago. Some of it still really holds up. Tattoo still sucks.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 9 October 2014 16:14 (nine years ago) link

I'm not at all a fan of Tattoo, but I really think its the best I could have hoped for regarding a modern Van Halen album with DLR. I was very much afraid we would get the kind of tracks on the first greatest hits which just sound like Dave singing over Sammy era riffs and production. ADKOT doesn't have quite the live in the studio feel of the early records, but it's certainly loose and allows plenty of room for Dave to be Dave.

If they end up doing a new record (and it's rumored they will), I can only hope it's this good. Outside of 5150 I'll take it over ever Van Hagar album...I'm biased, of course.

DavidLeeRoth, Thursday, 9 October 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

when did DLR start doing this spoken, sotto voce, quasi-"ahm talkin' like a sexy black man" routine?

does the "ease the seat back..." bit in panama count?

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 October 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link

4. no :(

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 October 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

My wife just asked me if David Lee Roth was ever a sex symbol. I'm not sure! Was he? I think of him as more of this party animal wild man than a Rock Sex God, but I'm sure he had plenty of Sunset Strip groupies.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 26 February 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

Inara says yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wxuQ9szJ3A

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link

I just started this, so I don't know how good it is, but if you want to hear EVH talk for an hour then here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl59RPs7PiI

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 February 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

Looks cool, can't wait!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 February 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Listening to the new remaster of 1984 right now. They STILL haven't added that little DLR ad-lib that's in the video but not on the record. I guess I understand the inclination to keep the album as it was originally presented, but I kind of like that ad-lib.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

In "Jump," that is.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link

But it wouldn't be an adlib on the record!

pplains, Sunday, 12 April 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

three years pass...

I get up!
And nothing gets me down

calstars, Friday, 3 August 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link

CANT YOU SEE ME STANDIN HEAH I GOT MY BACK AGAINST THE REKKID MACHIIIIII-IIIINE
I AINT THE WORST THAT YOUVE SEEEE-EEEEEN
AW CANT YA SEE WHAT I MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 August 2018 03:38 (five years ago) link

Yowza!

calstars, Friday, 3 August 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

nothin' beats the Legion of Rock Stars version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1JjHVE4Uco

frogbs, Friday, 3 August 2018 03:54 (five years ago) link

ain’t talking bout

calstars, Monday, 6 August 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link

"DLR Band means Dave, Lowery, and Ray. I named it that because it sounds more like a band than David Lee Roth, which just sounds like a person. When you hear David Lee Roth - you think of a person. When you hear DLR Band - you think of a band. Just like when you hear Eddie Van Halen you think of a person, and when you hear Van Halen - you think of David Lee Roth!"

Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, 6 August 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

hahaha

calstars, Monday, 6 August 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

five months pass...

lord strike that poor boy down

mookieproof, Sunday, 20 January 2019 05:11 (five years ago) link

HAVE YOU SEEN JR’S GRADEZZZ???

calstars, Sunday, 20 January 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link

Summer reunion rumors in full effect.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 20 January 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link

You know, there's a reason VH never put out a live album in their heyday - they were raggedy as fuck live, always. I mean, every time I watch a clip on YouTube from the glory years ('78-'83) Roth is out of breath by the middle of the first verse of the first song, missing lines, letting the crowd take over...I mean, he's not as bad as, say, Vince Neil, and the other three mostly kept the songs hanging together, but they were not an amazing live act IMO. I can't imagine what they must be like now. Oh, wait, yes I can, because I've heard that godawful live in Tokyo album they put out a few years ago.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 21 January 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link

Eh I saw then with David 10 years ago? And they were great. Eddie makes them great.

calstars, Monday, 21 January 2019 00:14 (five years ago) link

“Secrets” could be a Zenyatta Mondatta b-side

calstars, Saturday, 2 February 2019 01:54 (five years ago) link

nine months pass...

Wolfgang...

Your father did business with David Lee Roth

He respected David Lee Roth

But he never trusted David Lee Roth

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 22:06 (four years ago) link

five months pass...

When you’re runnin’ with the devil, sometimes you need to stop for a McMuffin or something to keep up with that bastard. pic.twitter.com/mhu3d5Zs6N

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) May 2, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 May 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

lol

calstars, Saturday, 2 May 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

eddie doesn't seem to have liked his bite very much

hey last week I was driving home and I had on the best classic rock station in town, KGB 101.5 FM, and they put on this super cool noisy feedbacky big room drum instrumental thing, like a proto-Radio Friendly Unit Shifter, and it totally stuck out as rad after all the bullshit Five Man Electrical Band and Eagles they'd been playing. anyway I eventually recognized the drum sound as Alex Van Halen's, and then after a while the noise jam congealed into a cover of Pretty Woman and by that point I was like ohhhhh shit this is a Van Halen jam I've never heard before!!!

so yeah Diver Down (1982), yessir in fact eleven years prior to Nirvana's pathetic Intruder-ripoff Radio Friendly Unit Shifter. thank you KGB 101.5 FM for enriching my life.

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 3 May 2020 00:28 (three years ago) link

That intro is called "Intruder" and was recorded and segued with Pretty Woman just to get the timing of the video right!

pplains, Sunday, 3 May 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

well see now I gotta go watch the video

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

well. don't blame me for pointing you in that direction.

pplains, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

ooh cool they open it with the Life of Brian/Land of the Lost font. this is gonna be interesting

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

aaaaaand we got midgets

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

the midgets appear to be raping

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

aaaaaand the midgets are dressed in plains indians regalia

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

well alright, that was worth the time it took at least. sort of a mindfuck that I'm just now seeing this video when the For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge cassette was one of the first music albums I ever bought with my own money, but I guess that's just the way the cabo wabos

the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

I mean, even they admit it's a different take than what Roy Orbison had in mind.

pplains, Sunday, 3 May 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Greg Renoff's Van Halen Rising needs to go into the "books about Los Angeles" canon just for the details about the 70s suburban Los Angeles house party scene:

"A month later, another opportunity materialized. Jack Van Furche', the teenage son of a successful doctor, had just applied to become a member of a custom van club. "I was trying to get into the club at the time," he remembers. "And they always gave everyone an initiation of some sort. And mine was, 'Jack, you've got to throw a party for the club.' They thought, Heh, his folks ain't never gonna to let him throw a party at their place. I came to the next meeting a week later with my stepdad, and he said, 'All right, let's go! ”How many kegs are we ordering?' … Two days later I was voted into the club."

"It's no surprise that the club wanted Van Furche' to host a party. His parents' residence was an English Tudor mansion nestled in the heart of San Marino, one of the most elite zip codes in the Golden State. "Jack's house was huge. It was like a castle," explains Debbie Hannaford Lorenz, who was dating Jack at the time. The backyard covered two-and-a-half acres, landscaped with terraces that sloped downward from the back of the house and bordered by mature trees. The lowest terrace levels featured tennis courts and a pool. In sum, it was a property tailor-made for a gigantic backyard party."

"Meanwhile, Van Furche' and his club printed up hundreds of flyers and spread them everywhere. The handbill promised "Refreshments + Dancing," along with music by Van Halen, all for two dollars."

"By the day before the party, it was clear that the promotional campaign had worked well — perhaps too well. Van Furche' explains, "Back then there was KMET-FM radio, and on Fridays and Saturdays if anything was happening in town they'd always announce it over the radio. Somehow, one of my flyers had gotten over there, and over the air they said, 'Hey, Van Halen's playing this weekend on Arden and Oak Grove.'"

On the afternoon of March 9, preparations began at the Van Furche' residence. Down on the tennis courts, Van Halen tested its lighting rig and soundchecked on its rented stage. Back up at the house, a local liquor store delivered a dozen kegs. Van Furche' and his friends also worked up a plan to keep freeloaders from jumping the property's walls. Reinforcements for this effort would come from members of the Vagos, an outlaw motorcycle club, who, after an invite from the van club, had added the party to their social calendar.

"By dusk, it was clear that a significant percentage of the San Gabriel Valley's young people had decided to attend. Lorenz recalls that from early in the evening "people were coming into the backyard saying how long it took them just to walk to the house." When they told her which streets they'd parked on, she'd say, "That far away? You couldn't even get any closer than that?" But once she glanced back up at the house, she better understood what was transpiring. Under the archway that led to the backyard, she remembers that people stood shoulder to shoulder as they struggled to enter the yard.

When the big yard had nearly filled up, Van Halen started to play. Lorenz recollects, "They were in the very back of the backyard. You could see them through the tennis court fence, so from everywhere you could see, because the backyard went higher and higher. They actually got to play for quite a long time. It was amazing." Down on the courts, kids boogied. Karen Imler says, "I remember dancing at that party while Van Halen did the blues and some Led Zeppelin."“

"By 9:30 p.m., the party was raging. Scores of kids milled around inside the home. The backyard was a sea of humanity. "I remember standing facing the house," Lorenz says. "It's packed like sardines in this whole backyard. It was solid people. There were thousands of people there. There were people into the front yard."

"Just then, the rhythmic whump of helicopter blades sounded. As everyone looked up, a three-and-half-million candlepower spotlight illuminated the yard.[ 214 ] Chris Holmes, who later went on to platinum success with 1980s shock-rockers W.A.S.P., remembers, "This was a huge party. It got outta hand so the cops showed up and of course they brought the helicopter, which was shining a light down that lit up all the kids in the yard." After the spotlight did nothing to scatter the crowd, the pilot began ordering people to disperse over the chopper's loudspeakers.

Van Halen and the partygoers were having none of it. Edward and Mark turned their amps to ten while Roth cracked one-liners. "When the helicopter came over, the band just thought it was funny," Lorenz says. Van Furche' adds, "The helicopter was flying overhead for about forty-five minutes with the spotlight, and Dave was hamming it up. From the start, he saw that light and he just used it by singing in it, because the light was right there on the stage — right there on the guys. There were instant spotlights."

"Meanwhile, dozens of San Marino police officers fought their way onto the property. Lorenz remembers that as the copter hovered, she and her friends stood in the middle of the yard with their backs to the house, watching Van Halen. "Then all of a sudden, a policeman taps me on the shoulder and I turn around and everything behind me was completely empty of people. I never even noticed that everyone behind me was gone! I didn't have a clue." Van Furche' observes, "It took the police over an hour to get through the crowd back into the tennis courts where the band was. They finally got stopped when a cop removed Roth's microphone from under the spotlight."

"Lorenz, who was living in the house at the time, made her way into the residence and found some friends in Jack's bedroom. With the lights off, Lorenz and the others looked out the window at the chaos in the long circular driveway and up on the street. "Everyone was pissed off at the police for ending such a wonderful night," she remembers. Out in the yard, partygoers hurled rocks and bottles at the police. Janice Pirre Francis, who later helped promoters put on Van Halen shows, saw kids on nearby streets "turning over trash cans, lighting them on fire, and destroying property."

Closer to the house, a mob of kids had set upon a police cruiser. "You know how you can rock a car back and forth to get it to flip over?" Lorenz says. "I watched it happen. We were up in Jack's room looking out the window and sure enough they'd flipped over a police car in front of the house."
"In the days that followed, partygoers spun tales about the night in high school hallways. An account of the event even hit the local paper. The San Marino Tribune reported this "van gathering" had backed up traffic for miles and "a disturbance," punctuated by thrown projectiles, had broken out around eleven o'clock.

The Van Halen brothers still remembered this party twenty-five years later. In an interview, Alex recalled that "four cop cars got turned over" that night. Edward said, "I'll never forget we played a backyard party once. It was written up in the paper. Nineteen people got busted and stuff. I'll never forget a group of guys took one cop and they took his handcuffs and they handcuffed him around a tree with his own handcuffs!"

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 9 July 2020 04:09 (three years ago) link

how it was supposed to be

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 July 2020 09:56 (three years ago) link

Great story.

Near the top of this thread Ned has one my favorite posts on ILX: "At one point, some sorta California party dude genius apotheosis of something or other."

Tōne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Thursday, 9 July 2020 11:46 (three years ago) link

Custom vans, Van Furche, Van Halen ... so many vans!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 12:25 (three years ago) link

Everyone was there.

Would have been awesome if the party was on Van Nuys.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 9 July 2020 12:50 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

https://open.spotify.com/track/49KoX0qpXf3wHyP9nfUaqq?si=YT0xcq63T9CyfLCMiphFYA

Dig that steam
Giant butt

calstars, Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

otm

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

Dig those moves
Vamipra

calstars, Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

Nice white teeth
Betty Boop

calstars, Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link

I get nothing but the *shakes* over you

calstars, Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link

calstars you've sent me back into this album.... and i thank you

just now noticing that the 'radio edit' of i'll wait trims 30 seconds from the song, bringing it down to...... 4:10 lol

from the wikipedia page for 'i'll wait' it says 'Despite the song being a hit, no video was ever filmed for it.' maybe this is why it's always been one of my favorites. there's an enigma to it. and i think no electric guitar at all!?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

also 'girl gone wild' is fucking crazy. like something on zep's presence.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

There's a guitar solo on "I'll Wait".

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

lol

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

of course - it's pretty swooping and epic too

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

1984 best album ever

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

A few summers ago my iPod died and I borrowed an ancient cromagnon discman from my cousin with a copy of 1984 inside. My CD's had long since been packed away into boxes in the darkest recesses of my overstuffed closet and this was all I listened to for 3 or 4 months until I worked up the motivation to dig them out.

Brad otm

Deflatormouse, Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

It's really a perfect pop record, or whatever kind of record it is. Kind of hard to pin it down.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 4 October 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

also 'girl gone wild' is fucking crazy. like something on zep's presence.


Girl Gone Bad x Youth Gone Wild ?

calstars, Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link

haha i'm a mess on this thread

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link

Hot for teacher drag race intro easily the best thing they ever did. All that gorgeous reverb on the first album does not cast them in the best light.

Always considered this like the spiritual successor or something to the bb's I get around, fun fun fun etc

Deflatormouse, Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

Spiritual not the right word lol

Deflatormouse, Sunday, 4 October 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

Well damn.

pic.twitter.com/kQqDV7pulR

— Wolf Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) October 6, 2020

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

so sad...RIP
He was something else.

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

fuck

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

No!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

michael anthony still lives

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

Like, as much as everyone knows he was a great player, he was so uniquely great. Probably the second best known great guitarist after Hendrix, and I'm not sure there's even a number three on the list. Clapton?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

RIP EVH

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

RIP

diamonddave85​​ (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

yeah, he was the guitar-god-iest of all guitar gods. the only guy who guitar mags gushed about whose songwriting approached his chops.

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

RIP

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

oh man

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

Also, one of the few flash guitarists whose flash was fun and never boringly technical, imo.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

was great with synths too

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

I'll admit that I never grew into a huge Van Halen fan, I came into music awareness around the time Van Haggar was blowing up with all their radio singles and it was years before I went back to appreciate the DLR years, but I will never forget the first time I heard "Eruption" absolutely blasting in my uncle's Camaro - I can't think of many better settings to first hear it.

RIP

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

Being of Indonesian-Surinamese background, seeing him and his brother succeed and become so beloved was really inspiring. Thank you, Eddie

beamish13, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

Damn

enochroot, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link


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mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

otm

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

Growing up, the VH logo was the only band graffiti I ever saw.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

what a rhythm player he was -- just amazing...listen to Top Jimmy, the transition from that amazing harmonic pattern into an almost R&B/country/hard rock thing no one played like that

so many of the shredders who followed him just chugged 16th note power chords, he was so liquid and fucking crazy on rhythm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d681GuMZj6Y

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

My guitar teacher is also always showing me just how hard his parts are, not necessarily the speed or anything - he's always told me that the tapping part in Eruption is ironically the easiest part - but just the seemingly illogical phrasing that makes perfect sense the way he plays it. I want to say he also cites the most obvious stuff in Hot for Teacher as particularly challenging, and also ... the Beat It solo, iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

This breaks my heart

calstars, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

fuuuuck this year goddammit fuuuuck

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

still can't believe Robert Zemeckis went with ZZ Top for the town festival band in Back to the Future Part III, after all Eddie did for Marty in Part I

the burrito that defined a generation, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

Like Page, he was one of a handful of guys I could listen to again and again, hundreds of times, and never tire of Their tone or note selection, and always noticed some little nuance every time

calstars, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

This story is great:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ejq8NLGXgAEkJAP.png

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

XPS Well, ZZ Top had the single on the BTTF3 soundtrack, and Billy Gibbons has since claimed the only reason the band appeared in the film was that they happened to visit the set that day, and Zemeckis asked if they'd do a cameo.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

xpost - That's a great story, and I love picturing MJ using the phrase "blaze a solo", but I'm assuming that's Eddie's paraphrase.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

As I understand it I think they had to redo a lot of Beat It, with Lukather rearranging bits, but that was partly because Van Halen nailed the solo so well they had to rearrange the song around it.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

always looked like he was having the time of his life playing.

Not a towering influence on me as a player, but by far the reason I wanted to play when I was 12 years old.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link

i haven't listened to van halen in maybe two decades so i'm ripe to go back.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

Thee local classic rock station, beholden to its corporate playlist, apologetically announced that the Van Halen block will be coming up, but first they have to play all their usual crap

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

I listen to their debut album about once a month. It's a perfect album.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

I just told one of my daughters that when I saw the Van Halen reunion tour some dude turned to me and said that one day I will be telling my kids I saw Van Halen. And she turned to me and said, well, he was right.

No joke, just a few days ago she told me, Dad, I don't like most of your music, but I don't mind Van Halen.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link

I’m sure I’ve heard songs by Van Halen but I can’t think of a single one offhand. I need to check out that first album, at least.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link

Have you heard of a little song called Jump?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

Van Halen's technical chops were phenomenal. His tremolo picking, tapping and use of harmonics along with the vibrato (whammy) bar are all just lightyear jumps in rock guitar vocabulary.

But if there is one thing that really sets his playing above nearly all other rock guitar players, and the reason SO many of the YouTube videos are just wrong, despite getting every single note right, is the phrasing. His phrasing was unbelievable. His ability to bend the beat of the song around and land on a dime before flying off in a completely different direction just as tastefully and beautifully phrased is unmatched.

As much as everyone knows that solo from Beat It, it is utterly mind-blowing and just so ... cool.

RIP, wild man. I hope you have found your rest.

TrumpPence a Bag (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

Shred in peace. Van Halen overall was not my bag, but 1984 is an absolute masterpiece and EVH was obviously a genius player

J. Sam, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

Nope, Josh, it’s a quasi total blind spot for me and much of my generation, I suspect. Growing up VH was basically the most uncool band ever, and I never questioned that doxa.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

"Eruption" is what "Daft Punk" was going for with Aerodynamic right? never put that together until revisiting VH now.

This is a bummer though. we should eventually do a singles poll or something. they had some jams for sure.

gman59, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

personal favorite:

https://youtu.be/-sKxFrTHwhI

Darin, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

Drop Dead Legs is the example I thought of re: his phrasing. Just fooling around with the blues like a cat with a mouse.

TrumpPence a Bag (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

yeah i fucking love "drop dead legs"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

Also cool how few guitar overdubs are going on on those first few albums at least. When he shifts from rhythm to lead, there's no net. Just the rhythm section pounding away, and him speeding through his stuff with no room for error.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

always looked like he was having the time of his life playing.

Yeah, I just wrote a little thing on FB about this, how all his chops and innovations always seemed to be at the service of joy. He loved playing guitar.

Henry Rollins on seeing Van Halen open for and blow Ted Nugent off the stage

http://www.vhnd.com/2011/03/02/henry-rollins-on-classic-van-halen/

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link

a tale of EVH (1/2 dutch-indo, 1/2 dutch) as related by Pat Smear (1/2 black, 1/2 cherokee):

Pat: Can I tell you my Eddie Van Halen story? I actually met him. He was backstage at the final Nirvana concert at the Forum, which for me, was
like,"Oh my God, I'm playing on the SAME stage as [Queen's] Brian May!" I was dying. Anyway, Eddie Van Halen comes backstage drunk out of his fucking mind, and he started begging Kurt to let him play with us. It was so disgusting. He was like, "I'm all washed up; you are what's happening now." It was horrible! He was a horrible racist pig!

Jeff: I heard he was running Mennen Speed Stick deodorant all over his face. Is that true?

Pat: Yeah [laughs]. Kurt had this deodorant, and he sniffed it or something like that, and it got on his face. It looked like he had cocaine under his nose.

Jennifer: I heard he was asking Kurt to let him come on stage and play "Eruption," but Kurt said, "no," and Eddie said, "C'mon, let me play the Mexican's guitar," referring to you.

Pat: I told Krist [Novoselic], I thought we should let him play with us. But he said no because we'd never get him off the stage. When I walked up to Eddie, he was talking to Krist. I just saw the back of his head so I didn't know who he was. And Krist goes, "Oh Eddie, you haven't met Pat. He's our new guitar player." Eddie turns around and sees me, but he doesn't say hello or anything. He just say's, "Oh no, not a dark one."

At first I thought he was kidding. But he kept asking me, "What are you? Are you like a Raji or something? Are you Mexican?" Then he kept saying to Kurt," C'mon let me play the Mexican's guitar." I was horrified!

Jeff: Is he the El Duce of Metal?

Pat: [Laughs] Eddie Van Halen is the perfect example for me of not wanting to meet your heroes 'cause you'll be disappointed. I hear he's sober now. I blame that incident totally on the alcohol. I've done a lot of bad things when I was drunk, too.

Jeff: I don't think you're coming from a judgmental place at all.

Pat: I was just shocked. I was thinking, "God, Eddie Van Halen hates me."

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Dave Markey's take:

The difference between sobriety and intoxication was never more clearly illustrated than on December 30, when Nirvana played a show at the Great Western Forum near Los Angeles. Filmmaker Dave Markey was videotaping that night and observed a display of inebriation so extreme, he turned his camera off in pity. And it wasn't Kurt who was a mess - it was Eddie Van Halen. The famed guitar player was backstage on his knees drunk, begging Krist to let him jam. Kurt arrived only to see his one-time hero collapsing toward him with his lips puckered, like a toasted Dean Martin in a bad Rat-Pack skit. "No, you can't play with us", Kurt flatly announced, "we don't have any extra guitars."

Van Halen didn't grasp this obvious lie and pointed to Pat Smear (Nirvana's then-rhythm guitarist), shouting, "Well, then let me play the Mexican's guitar. What is he, is he mexican? is he black?" Kurt couldn't believe his ears. "Eddie went into this racist, homophobic banter, typical redneck," observed Dave Markey. "It was surreal." Kurt was furious, but finally came up with a worthy verbal response:
"Actually you can jam" he promised. "You can go onstage after our encore. Just go up there and solo by yourself!" Kurt stormed off

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link

The world mourns

I changed my twitter trending topics to Japanese as so not to have piffle showing and click on it and get furious. The only thing I understand on there right now is 'Van Halen'.

— Ian Wade (@WadeyWade) October 6, 2020

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

Imagine having a frontman as great as David Lee Roth but the guitarist is so original that the band gets named after him instead?

— 3 Feet High and Crying™ (@TimDuffy) October 6, 2020

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

The guy practically lived on cigarettes and alcohol, but I'd heard so many tales of his struggles with the latter that I never considered the toll the former was taking on him, even when he first started fighting off cancer. I don't know if Alex or Michael or even Dave have said anything yet, but Sammy posted something sweet. And yet Sammy's take on EVH in his book was very unflattering.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

As I mentioned on Twitter, I had a weird thought while listening to EVH's isolated guitar from "Panama": the way he winds around the riff, changing it up constantly and seemingly falling in and out of time, bending pitches to get someplace new, reminds me of Ornette Coleman. Michael Anthony and Alex Van Halen were a pretty locked-down rhythm section, but he still managed to head off in all kinds of weird directions. I wonder what he might have done with a more fluid bassist, like Geezer Butler, and a looser drummer. VH could have become even more of a bizarre jazz-fusion/power-pop/metal amalgam than they already were...

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

Casual fan who counts "Dance the Night Away" as one of the great singles of the late '70s, and the "Panama" video as just about the dumbest, most perfect video ever made. Glad I'm out teaching tomorrow; I will try to explain them to a room full of 12-year-olds.

clemenza, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

Van Halen's songs were pretty tight, and Eddie never seemed terribly interested in improvisation or jamming. It's telling that as a guitar hero god among men, there is very little, if any, footage of him sitting in or jamming with anyone. There was that one "Van Halen Shreds" video that shows him with Tony Levin and Jan Hammer and Jerry Marotta and I thought, huh, I wonder what the original song they were doing was? And it's just this sort of run of the mill boogie. But there is video out there of him sitting in with Letterman's band, that was another exception.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obe1jCYwzw8

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

I told my wife last week she should play VH's "Dance the Night Away" at my funeral. How's that for a legacy?

― Tōne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Monday, July 20, 2020 9:01 PM (two months ago) bookmarkflaglink

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

Mr Veg always talks about how that first album sounded like NOTHING else in 1978 and how it so perfectly sounds like “summer” to him even now

I agree and also my favorite opening is Little Dreamer forever and ever amen

what a fucking gifted genius freak of a weirdo he was. Rip EVH

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

No joke, I was driving around and the classic rock station, in the middle of its Van Halen tribute rock block, played "Why Can't This Be Love" and my first reaction was ugh, this is so tacky, this is supposed to be a tribute to Eddie Van Halen, why are they playing this shit? And then a second later remembered, oh yeah, this is still him.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link

I have a quick thread about an important thing.

So, just a short thread of appreciation, but another reason why Van Halen represented SoCal so well. They just WERE SoCal. It has to do with a guy from Sweden who ended up in LA called Carl Strom and an artist named Vaughn Kaufman. (1/x)

— Ned Raggett (@NedRaggett) October 6, 2020

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link

ha that letterman clip is gold—with Carson in the studio!

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

Ned, your comment at the top of this thread, "At one point, some sorta California party dude genius apotheosis of something or other. "Jamie's Cryin'" and "Ain't Talkin' Bout Love" alone -- the Minutemen had no problem covering the latter, neither should anyone else!", would be a top ten ILX post of all time for me.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

Hahah, thank you. One of my tweets today was about that very Minutemen cover.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:11 (three years ago) link

Eddie never seemed terribly interested in improvisation or jamming. It's telling that as a guitar hero god among men, there is very little, if any, footage of him sitting in or jamming with anyone.


There was a Musician magazine piece around the time 5150 came out that was centered around a gig, or series of gigs, where Eddie was informally trading licks with Albert Lee and Steve Morse. The article strongly insinuated (or just stated outright, iirc) that Eddie simply couldn’t hang with Lee and Morse — they could improvise on chord changes, while all Eddie could do was repeat his bag of tricks (the “elephant” etc.).

I don’t think that’s necessarily fair — could Morse and Lee have hung with the VH rhythm section? But it’s one of the only accounts I’ve seen or read that implied Eddie might have been out of his depth in a non-VH setting.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

Never mind, of course I know ‘Jump’.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

yeah it goes

I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Where no one's ever gone before
And if you want more
If you want more, more, more
Then jump

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link

Jump up jump up and get down

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link

Pom, do you at least know Tim Hecker's My Love Is Rotten to the Core album?

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

definitely a high school fav and I got the ones I missed in HS later in life. few people sounded like them, good pop instincts with flashy guitar whenever you wanted it, sleaze but they weren't glam rock.

I always loved Eddie's "Hot for Teacher" opening tapping lick, or "Baluchitherium" from Balance (killer instrumental piece), the main verse lick to "I'm the One".

also enjoyed his honesty in admitting he "cheated" (his words) on "Little Guitars" and that he can't actually fingerpick.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:45 (three years ago) link

I do and I guess my experience of it is mostly context-free.

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:51 (three years ago) link

I was an intern at Musician, starting during the aftermath of that article… the writer was one of my best friends for many years… this was 1991, right as the band was gearing up for For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge…

The implication was that not only could he not hang in a jam context —in this case, which was at a NAMM event, he didn't have the Chet Atkins vocabulary at his beck and call, as Lee and Morse did and do— but that he never challenged himself whatsoever. He never played in other contexts other than Van Halen, never tried to do anything different than to play hard rock in a band with his brother…Brian May star fleet or the odd cameo on a friend's record… or the softcore porno soundtrack notwithstanding.

The writer was a product of the guitar mag milieu of which Musician was of, but was also above… Guitar World and Guitar Player would never dare suggest that the man upon which their entire raison detre resided was not beyond reproach, but Musician could make such a claim. As a result, Ed Leffler the VH manager at the time threatened the writer, and the writer —who otherwise is an intimate friend of every single living elite guitar player (I'm not exaggerating when I say that) — was persona non grata in the VH fold afterwards. 10/6/20 is a moment of existential import for GP and GW.

According to Greg Renoff's book Van Halen Rising (which is excellent), EVH was a scholar of 70s hard rock and elite guitar playing. But when he became the apotheosis of the guitar, he quickly lost the desire to keep up with music… he would say for many years that the last record he bought and cared about was Gabriel's So …a parallel would be Michael Jackson, teenage kid/prodigies who were venerated by everyone around them and who were worshipped globally from like 1978 to 1991 for their unparalleled talent and innovation… therefore, when 1991 rolls around, FUCK and Dangerous are big budget blockbusters that show out of touch both were… and then Balance and VHIII as well as HisStory are even more misbegotten…

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

I've only ever written about Van Halen once, and it was a 20th anniversary piece on Van Halen III.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

Honestly, it's not fair to ask anybody to hang with Steve Morris or Albert Lee, both virtuosos but neither in the sui generis, self-taught style that Van Halen is. It's like, dunno, someone like Lindsay Buckingham as well. He's an immensely gifted, easily identifiable guitarist, possibly a virtuoso, certainly some sort of genius, but also self taught and also someone you never see jamming with anybody else.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

an immensely gifted, easily identifiable guitarist, possibly a virtuoso, certainly some sort of genius

This is all that matters. Carlos Santana and Derek Bailey: both brilliant guitarists. Would I want to hear them playing "together"? Fuck no.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

I would.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

I do and I guess my experience of it is mostly context-free.

"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" is the main source material for the first track so it might be a good starting point.

I remember picking up a used copy of the first VH album at Cheap Thrills when G4ry (who was used to me buying improv or new music) told me the upcoming Tim Hecker album would be based on samples of the album I was buying, haha.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

Xp So would I.

"they could improvise on chord changes, while all Eddie could do was repeat his bag of tricks (the “elephant” etc.).

I've heard this charge repeated often, usually in comparison to someone like Steve Vai. I think it's true that he has a limited range, but within that range he explores all the hidden nooks, teases out colors that didn't exist before. "Bag of tricks" might work as a descriptor of his more gimmicky techniques, but doesn't do justice to the way he uses them imo.

There's this really exciting chaos against or within the very controlled framework. I like that a lot of his solos and licks aren't really in any particular key. But I suspect the distance between his soloing and the song foundation is pretty important to that end- idk how effectively it would work against a looser backing.

a tale of EVH (1/2 dutch-indo, 1/2 dutch) as related by Pat Smear (1/2 black, 1/2 cherokee):

That's sad. As an Iranian immigrant with Iraqi parents I think my own childhood Van Halen obsession was a way of asserting my Americanness, distancing myself from the old culture and my own foreignness. It makes perfect sense to me that immigrants made this music.

The Mac Dad'll make ya.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

"Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" is the main source material for the first track so it might be a good starting point.

It's also my OPO tbh.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:39 (three years ago) link

EVH was indeed a virtuoso at his own style, which to me is the ultimate compliment. He was really good at doing the EVH.

And his sense of melody is something that few virtuosos possess. Many, many instantly memorable riffs.

Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:45 (three years ago) link

It's also my OPO tbh.

Noted. I'll check out the debut in its entirety.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link

Part of the appeal of VH at a time when I wanted to like actual heavy metal but didn't... was energizing metal, taking a lot of the sludge out. Their music wasn't actually heavy. They were, yeah, basically like a power pop band with this veneer of metal.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

he didn't have the Chet Atkins vocabulary at his beck and call, as Lee and Morse did and do— but that he never challenged himself whatsoever. He never played in other contexts other than Van Halen, never tried to do anything different than to play hard rock in a band with his brother

sounds rad to me.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link

As I understand it I think they had to redo a lot of Beat It, with Lukather rearranging bits, but that was partly because Van Halen nailed the solo so well they had to rearrange the song around it.

He pretty much did it all himself as Quincy Jones and Michael Jackson let him to do whatever he thought was best. His interview on what happened.

I'm a casual fan myself who owns the first LP and made a personal best of from the Diamond Dave years. That's all I really listen to from Van Halen, but I also like it a hell of a lot.

birdistheword, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 02:10 (three years ago) link

It's also my OPO tbh.

otm

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

Some of the things above - not things said by ILXers directly but things others have said that are repeated above - remind me of when I was reading the letter section of some guitar magazine. In it someone wrote a pissy-sounding letter that said EVH was a hack and how if he tried to do his tapping with the fat gauge strings that (insert some old guard guitar player who evidently used fat strings) he would break his fingers. Even when I read this (and I was really young at the time - the magazine was in my school library) I was thinking, man, what a boring old fart.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link

He was so highly venerated at the time that it makes sense to me that people (especially ones who write for Musician) would want to evaluate his musicianship. I do think "can he jam?" or "can he play other styles?" are more valid questions than "could he tap on .13s?", though.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 02:42 (three years ago) link

Van Halen were the entry point to nonsensical glam metal & also the safe midway point between rock & glam metal, DLR’s assless chaps notwithstanding.

Rockdudes who hated glam could usually agree on VH, and glam lovers who hated normcore rock could usually agree on VH

Van Halen: bringing people together since 1978

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

He was so highly venerated at the time that it makes sense to me that people (especially ones who write for Musician) would want to evaluate his musicianship. I do think "can he jam?" or "can he play other styles?" are more valid questions than "could he tap on .13s?", though.

― The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, October 6, 2020 10:42 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i guess? did he ever claim he was some kind of virtuoso? i really don't know, my sense is that he was doing his thing and a lot of stuff was projected onto him.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link

I don't really see it as any different or any worse than these magazines making "best guitarists/best drummers/..." lists every year (or Pitchfork ranking albums): these all involve some kind of evaluation; at least the Musician writer was making their criteria explicit.

I don't know of EVH himself making Malmsteem-like claims to his own virtuosity, no.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

This is a powerful goddamn minute.

At an interview conducted at the Smithsonian in 2015, Eddie van Halen answered a child’s question about his first day of school in America. pic.twitter.com/bRj5aefFk8

— Jeff Nichols (@backwards_river) October 6, 2020

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:20 (three years ago) link

If anything, I think that recognizing that he doesn't have those kinds of schooled session-dude chops helps with appreciating how original and idiosyncratic his playing actually was - he really was talked about like some kind of technical virtuoso, which might have done him a disservice.xp

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:23 (three years ago) link

But he was a technical virtuoso! Just not as technical as many of the virtuosos he inspired, which is a good thing, because fuck those guys, I'd rather listen to dial-up internet noise.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link

If anything, I think that recognizing that he doesn't have those kinds of schooled session-dude chops helps with appreciating how original and idiosyncratic his playing actually was - he really was talked about like some kind of technical virtuoso, which might have done him a disservice.xp

― The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Tuesday, October 6, 2020 11:23 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah, this makes total sense, it was just funny to me that someone would be like "that guy can't jam!" when he pretty clearly was not interested in jamming.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link

Well, apparently not with playing Chet Atkins licks or jamming with Steve Morse. Obv a virtuoso with his own style (one that I don't and can't play), so much so that he redefined the lead guitar vocabulary. xp

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:31 (three years ago) link

I mean, "jamming" is just one standard by which many musicians are judged. But as we all have been talking about, that's not really a standard that applies to him. He was Eddie Van Halen, the band was named after him, and expecting him to be anything other than the best guitarist a band named Van Halen could ever have is silly.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link

Btw "Finish What Ya Started" is packed with Chet Atkins licks that most guitarists couldn't pull off.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:33 (three years ago) link

Ha, that's among the first VH songs I knew since it came out right when I started paying attention to radio. "Feels So Good" too.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:35 (three years ago) link

you can tell the story of electric guitar without Steve Morse and Albert Lee, you cannot tell that story without Eddie Van Halen

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link

also xpost - thanks for that Musician mag post veronica

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link

I completely agree tbc (although Morse is really good on the new Deep Purple)!xp

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link

Morse is great! love Dixie Dregs

but you know, like some people make music and play in a way that has an impact, and that's why Eddie is both very much a part of but also somewhat outside the guitar mag world imo

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link

I put him much more with Hendrix and Page and Iommi

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

"EVH can't jam" is right up there with "he only catches touchdowns"

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

I like the first album and 1984 but I'm not an expert on EVH's playing btw; was just riffing, thinking about the quotes upthread, which seemed interesting and actually did help with thinking about how quirky and idiosyncratic his playing was.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link

Ha, I almost posted that exact thing already.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:50 (three years ago) link

i'm listening to the bloated dinosaur VH that I 100% scorned at the time and it is SO GOOD. the way he duets with himself on "the best of both worlds"... the slinky-ass riff on "black and blue" where he basically winks at malcolm young continuously while never playing the riff the same way twice...

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 03:51 (three years ago) link

His session guitarist gigs are crazy. Ennio Morricone and Nicolette Larson? I never knew.

birdistheword, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:03 (three years ago) link

Ha, maybe he did have session chops.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:05 (three years ago) link

I didn't know about the Morricone one. The Nicolette Larson one happened before the first VH album even came out (but wasn't released until after). Ted Templeman invited (dragged?) him into her session.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link

What a Long Great Trip It’s Been.. pic.twitter.com/M5pmkVi7hW

— David Lee Roth (@DavidLeeRoth) October 7, 2020

birdistheword, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link

Not a band I had a very strong personal connection to but, like I mentioned, I like a couple of albums, their hits were impossible to not know growing up and ofc his sound was so distinctive and innovative. This feels like an epochal loss. The tones he gets on the first album are fantastic. I do think of him as marking a dividing line in rock lead guitar playing (for me, a line between things I could try to play, hack out, or fake vs a vocabulary I never learned).

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:37 (three years ago) link

xps

"Beat It" was kind of the ultimate session gig, right?

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:40 (three years ago) link

That's a great solo, yeah.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:41 (three years ago) link

it’s funny, I have loved them for a really long time but for a decade or longer have been v much over their bullshit & esp bummed by Eddie just being such a crazy prick for so long

after the news today it sort of took me a minute to reset ... but i spent some time tonight just listening to those early albums & getting back to how i used to think of them, before i knew anything. and just, being sad about his passing, w no qualifiers. i dunno, it was nice to just appreciate his output?
if that makes sense

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 04:45 (three years ago) link

Last solo apparently?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_jhOAJXWhg

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 07:20 (three years ago) link

I urge everyone reading this thread to listen to "How Many Say I" from VHIII.

A guy who was an editor at Guitar World for many years and who thus interviewed him many times told me last year that EVH felt insecure w/r/t to Clapton, like Clapton had the kind of respectability that he craved… that he could have felt this for an instant after like 1980 was baffling and fairly tragic…

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link

The one story I always think about re EVH is that he gave one of his guitars to be buried with Dimebag Darrell when he was murdered.

https://www.vhnd.com/2014/12/08/dime-was-an-original-he-deserves-the-original-eddie-van-halen-on-dimebag-darrell/

📺👁️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 11:28 (three years ago) link

I'm 48 and growing up I wasn't a massive VH fan, but from like 82-87 they were so huge and omnipresent that you just breathed them in like oxygen. So I knew their hits and probably had friends play full albums for me all the time and I saw them a ton on MTV. For the longest time, I only had their first album and at some point when my tastes turned to alternative/indie/etc. music and VH became a bit of a joke, I stopped paying attention. Then about 10-15 years ago I started going back to some "classic rock" type music I had left behind and I got back into VH, big time.

I would put them in a rare grouping of maybe 3 other bands ever (the Beach Boys voices and I can't think of any others right now) where their pure sound is so distinctive and defining. One note and you instantly know who they were and are living in their sonic world for 5 or 30 minutes. That beefy but bouncy rhythm section and overdriven, juicy, luscious, creamy guitar is just pure joy and fun for me. Even their throwaway tracks, and they have a fair number through even their early albums, sound so good they breeze by and you can forgive their laziness and, like, party on. That's why even not being from SoCal I totally identify with Ned's post at the top of the thread and his tweets after learning the news - they ARE sunny California to me.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link

true dat… VH is the late 70s/early 80s SoCal of halter tops, keggers, ludes and Fast Times as Beach Boys are to the early 60s…

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 12:30 (three years ago) link

They also rarely confused gross with fun. They're generally not that macho and default silly over sexist (which is probably a credit to DLR, ultimately). Though of course sexism is there too, in spades, but it's nothing compared to, say, AC/DC or, later, all the hair metal bands they partly helped spawn.

Not to get back to this "jamming" goofiness - we're just jamming here - but that's really just a dumb way of saying how well someone understands their instrument to a ridiculous degree, with no judgement of talent or taste assigned. Van Halen was a different kind of player, with his parts ingeniously worked out and through-composed. That's why I brought up Lindsey Buckingham. Buckingham is similarly self-taught and doesn't know much if any musical theory, but his playing is impeccable and original. And yet still rarely if ever part of anyone else's projects but his own, because that is really not his thing. He's Lindsey fucking Buckingham and he is one of a kind, just as EVH was one of a kind on an even bigger, more influential scale. (I'd cite someone like Adrian Belew as the cultier equivalent.)

From reading Sammy's book, it sounds like Eddie's insecurities were also largely on the songwriting end of things. One reason Sammy was brought in as a replacement was supposedly because he could also play guitar and write songs, which Eddie really needed at that point. He had tons of ideas sitting around on tapes but little more than that, and needed someone else to whip them into shape (or bring in something else). And hell, it worked! Or at least it did commercially. It was somewhat telling that when they reunited with Dave for that album they were still going back once again to '70s demos for ideas. Hell, "House of Pain" on "1984" was iirc on their first demo, the one that Gene Simmons produced. None if this is bad. Songwriting is hard, and hit songwriting is even harder, and no matter where the band landed, or how Eddie was faring, he never sounded anything other than himself, which is to say, awesome.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

I think it is fair to criticize EVH for being musically incurious on some level. There was an interview someone posted a few years ago here where EVH basically said he stopped listening to almost any music other than his own in the last 20 years, which seems to me different than most musicians who ime eat drink and sleep music and get really jazzed hearing others play.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link

I think the 2012 record is also impacted by the fact that EVH agreeing to be around DLR for extended amounts of time was a fragile thing, and the process of collaborating with him for entirely new tunes would have jeopardized the entire enterprise, and as it had in 1996 and 2001… the lyrics of those songs were likely to have been revised by Roth at that time…

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

during the 2012 or 2015 tour, there was an interview with Klosterman I think for Esquire where EVH sneered at DLR for his interest in EDM and current iterations of music, "three guys want to play rock music, and Roth wants to play disco," or somesuch… whenever VH did a stylistic detour, that was because of Roth, whose interest in all kinds of music (as well as omnivorous interests in all kinds of non-musical shit) is one of the best qualities in a person who for sure frequently seems to be annoying… Roth said in the 80s that the brothers were only into hard rock and super chops shit, Sabbath, Cream etc etc… when they were in the clubs playing top 40 or soul, EVH apparently hated it…

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link

fyi per my post: "The concert itself is hosted by Paul Shaffer and features: Don Henley, Steve Winwood, Bryan Adams, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, John Mellencamp, Eddie Van Halen, Me'shell Ndegeocello, Bobby Keys, Tony Rich, Richie Sambora, Jim Price, Narada Michael Walden, and Max Weinberg."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link

"Speaking of guitar soloing, one interesting thing about the main "All-Star Garage Band" show is Eddie Van Halen's guitar playing. Personally, I'm not a really big fan of the band Van Halen, although I do enjoy their well known songs. But I gather it's been very rare for Eddie Van Halen to play lead guitar outside of that band (unlike, say, Eric Clapton, who has played on zillions of other musician's projects). Yet Van Halen is all over this. He plays his easily identifiable style of soloing on a bunch of songs (unfortunately not giving guitarist Richie Sambora much of a chance to shine)."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

Someone (maybe me) posted this at some point. It's a 1975 house party show that was mostly covers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gMGh0RmOxw

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link

. Buckingham is similarly self-taught and doesn't know much if any musical theory, but his playing is impeccable and original. And yet still rarely if ever part of anyone else's projects but his own, because that is really not his thing. He's Lindsey fucking Buckingham and he is one of a kind, just as EVH was one of a kind on an even bigger, more influential scale. (I'd cite someone like Adrian Belew as the cultier equivalent.)

Belew seems v different from this, unless I'm misunderstanding? He has an original style but his career was built on playing on other people's projects. You don't play in Zappa's band and just play whatever you want. Whatever theory he might have lacked he would have surely picked up there.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

veronica that might be true, but.. jump's big iconic riff is a synth, and it's EVH playing it!

and according to the wikipedia page for 'i'll wait' which i was reading the other day (see upthread where i forgot it had any guitar on it at all) - it was EVH who insisted it be on the album and DLR who didn't want it

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

I get a kick out of Buckingham's observations on EVH.

Well, I’ll tell you I am certainly a fan of Eddie Van Halen. He’s extraordinary, there’s just no doubt about it. What I think he had a bit of a problem with was making what he did work in the context of the band he was in. It’s hard to work (shredding) into the fabric of a song all the time, so I think in a way what he did might have worked even better in a slightly more sophisticated format. Maybe a fusion thing like John McLaughlin or Larry Coryell, where his skill was brought to bear with other people who could play against it more. In many ways, it always seemed like he was forced to play on top of whatever Van Halen recorded.

"I've always believed that you play to highlight the song, not to highlight the player," Buckingham says modestly. "The song is all that matters. There are two ways you can choose to go: You can try to be someone like Eddie Van Halen, who is a great guitar player, a virtuoso. Yet he doesn't make good records because what he plays is totally lost in the context of his band's music.

There was an interview someone posted a few years ago here where EVH basically said he stopped listening to almost any music other than his own in the last 20 years

Heard the same about Prince.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

xpost It's a digression, but I don't know about that. There are a few dudes who played in Zappa's band who famously couldn't read music or not well but did the best they could, which was still pretty great, like I want to say a freak like Bozzio. Anyway, I guess my broader point is that Adrian Belew sounds like no one else and plays like no one else, and even when he's playing in other people's projects he is doing his expected idiosyncratic Belew stuff, and otherwise (in Talking Heads and Bowie) often with another guitarist handling the "normal" stuff. Belew is not someone I would just drop into any band, any band he is in has to make room for his presence, because he really doesn't do anything other than that. I've mentioned before some (filmed) interview with Belew where the interviewer keeps pressing him on his influences, and eventually pries out Hendrix (which is who Fripp typically cites as well). And then the interviewer, as I remember it, keeps trying to get an example of how Hendrix influenced Belew's playing, and eventually, with incredible reluctance, Belew plays a quick Hendrix lick, and I remember thinking, huh, that might be the only time I've heard him play anything other than his own stuff. I don't like Zappa, but I could have sworn I've seen a clip or two of Belew in his band (wearing a dress?) and it definitely seemed like Belew still kinda being Belew.

At the other extreme, and speaking of Zappa, the rhetorical question I've always had about stunt guitarists like Steve Vai is whether he is even capable of playing dumb, or if he is compelled to make it fancy. I dunno, it doesn't ultimately matter, because you don't go to Vai for something anyone can do. One of the reasons Paul Gilbert seems like such a cool dude to me is that he afaict has no problem playing just whatever, even simple stuff, free from flash, just for the fun of it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

I've mentioned my Van Halen conspiracy theory before. "Diver Down" is without a doubt the DLR-era's nadir, with the best stuff being covers (and those not being particularly good, imo). The band seemed kind of worn out, if not washed up. And then what comes next? Bam, a perfect pop juggernaut with lots of hits. And yet "I'll Wait" is conspicuous for its high-profile co-writer, Michael McDonald, who did not get credited on the first printing of the album but whose name was added back in for future pressings. So my (totally otherwise unfounded) conspiracy theory is that the band had some other ghost writers as well, a (baseless) theory borne out by Eddie kicking out DLR, struggling to come up with new stuff and ultimately bringing in Hagar (according to Hagar) for his songwriting abilities as well as his pipes.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

xxpost lol I recently heard a podcast that included an interview with Susan Rogers, and she said once Prince was at the piano playing this melody, and he turned to her and said something like "this is really good, did I write that?"

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

I recall a similar story about Gram Parsons in that Stanley Booth book about The Rolling Stones.

Erdős-szám 69 (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

Thanks for the background Musician info, veronica moser.

Regarding the "Eddie couldn't play with x or with y" discussion, it mostly reminds me of Ginger Baker talking about how Keith Moon "wasn't trained," and "couldn't play with a big band." Both of those things are more-or-less true, and yet Keith Moon changed the role of the instrument in a way that would never have occurred to Ginger. Like comparing Eddie to Albert Lee: for all intents and purposes, the approaches were so different that they may as well have been playing different instruments.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

Re: Diver Down & 1984--The way it's been told is that Diver Down came out sounding worn out was the band was worn out. They'd just come off a tour and wanted a break, but decided to put out a cover version single to keep their name out there. They settled on "Oh, Pretty Woman" after Eddie 'couldn't find a way into' "Dancing In The Street" (obviously he did later). They cut it, presented it to Warner, who demanded a whole album, possibly full of other hit covers. The band scrambled, and EVH in particular was not going to be put in that position again, and took total control of their next project.

I always wonder what, if any, influence Eliminator had over 1984. Once again, you've got this '70s band that you didn't necessarily associate keyboards with (even though that had utilized them before) going in on synths and striking Pop Gold with some questionable authorship issues arising too.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

I'm nothing close to the world's #1 EVH fan, but I was thinking about how the two things I love that characterize his playing are exuberance and a sense of magic, the latter being creating effects with the guitar that render what's being played go beyond the notes and rhythms and dynamics to form something that is almost incomprehensible or impossible to break down.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link

(ugh garbled sentence but hopefully my meaning comes across)

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link

I love this clip. Sure the joke is that music 30 years later sounded different, but what makes it work is that Eddie still sounded like science fiction in the 1980s.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPM0-k40G8

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link

xp Did they not tour for Diver Down? It's definitely not easy to release 5 albums in 5 years in a heavy touring band, and it feels very "contractual obligation," but they made the most of it. "Intruder" and "Little Guitars" are cool. I didn't know "Where Have All The Good Times Gone" was a cover until a while afterwards.

I didn't like "I'll Wait" or "Why Can't This Be Love" until the past decade or so, probably not long after I grew more appreciation for In Through The Out Door and "All My Love" specifically.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

“Why Cant this be Love” & ”Dreams” are about the only Hagar era songs I genuinely like & enjoy

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

I like "When It's Love" and a couple of others from "OU812." I heard "Poundcake" on the radio the other day, and while it's only an OK song Sammy really does sing the hell out of it. I've probably posted it before, but here's a great clip of Van Hagar doing a seemingly impromptu "Won't Get Fooled Again" in the studio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYUKtW8ayhA

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link

XPS They ended up touring fairly extensively behind Diver Down: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hide_Your_Sheep_Tour

According to that setlist info, they even previewed some 1984 album tracks during those shows.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

"Dancing in the Street" is one of my favorite covers.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

I always liked Alex, and he acquits himself well here. He's obviously studied Moon very, very closely; some of these fills are verbatim from the record. And Hagar is the only singer I can think of off the top of my head who I can say "yep, he sounds like Roger Daltrey."

xxp

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

slight xp I like how you're just going to casually link that tour there without noting its amazing name.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

I noted it over in the Husker Du thread ;-)

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Amazing.

I like "When It's Love" and a couple of others from "OU812."

OU812 was one of the first CDs I got back in 1988 (not my first VH album, I'll note) and I ended up playing it often then -- but aside from the singles I really couldn't tell you anything about it now. (It's a small thing but that sudden harmony break that recurs on "Mine All Mine" counts as another reason why they could still work so well even in the later years.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

This is all that matters. Carlos Santana and Derek Bailey: both brilliant guitarists. Would I want to hear them playing "together"? Fuck no.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 bookmarkflaglink

I would.

― The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Put me down too.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

Loved when Elvis Costello reunited with the Attractions and called it the "Lock Up Your Mothers" tour.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

I bet Carlos Santana and Derek Bailey playing together would sound exactly how you would imagine: both of them in a room, playing, maybe literally together but likely not ... together.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

according to that RS story linked somewhere, while the rest of the band were doing, um, other things on tour, EVH supposedly was always in a closet playing guitar. and i can't imagine it took DLR a ton of time to write the lyrics, so maybe they didn't need the time off and diver down was just naturally weak

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

So much good stuff floating around out there, like this picture of Dave and Eddie in Chicago on the eve of their 1978 tour:

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/121004626_10222390988417218_7364499100505705514_o.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=ZDSfkm-SbXcAX9uv2kk&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=8296e6a78e87433942bcfdc6974049af&oe=5FA43188

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

Oh yeah unlikely together but I read that posts and saw some tasty never-to-be possibilities xp

I have always just written off Van Halen as some highly technical session guy, with that keyboard solo in Jump supplying the only seed of doubt that there might be more going on! Will listen to that first alb.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

Steve Albini's 1979 review for the school paper:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjrWDb_UYAAX3hs?format=jpg&name=large

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

Dateline 1978: #VanHalen breaks into Toei Studios in Japan, parties with actor Bunta Sugawara, and highjacks the deco truck from the Truck Yaro movie series #菅原文太 pic.twitter.com/LRYGddxe2v

— TokyoScope (@tokyo_scope) December 13, 2017

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Halen#1972%E2%80%931977:_Formation_and_early_history

Had no prior idea about their early name history: The Broken Combs --> Genesis --> learning that Genesis was already taken --> Mammoth --> Van Halen --> Gene Simmons wants to change their name to Daddy Longlegs (what a fucking asshole) --> Van Halen

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

from time to time, I've tried to find a list of every cover tune they ever done in the club days, to no avail… again, Greg Renoff's book Van Halen rising, maybe the best book ever written on the band, mentions a lot of the repertoire and delves into Eddie's scholarship re: chops shit and hard rock… there is no question, for instance, that all four, including Roth, would have heard Montrose and said "fuck yeah, that's what we should do…" he was really into Tommy Bolin, Jan Akkerman, Holdsworth… he talks in one of the interviews with Steven rosen how much he likes Tim Bogert. But it seems that once he became the top guy, he stopped taking in new influences. Again, he liked Gabriel's So and evidently took no new information in again.

And you guys don't seem to be with me on this, but apart from sessions here and there and some pick up bands (I can't help but get a kick out of that shaffer super group JiC found), I do think it's a shame that it had to be the band with his brother and his son or nothing for him. He needed a Hagar or a Roth to do that band, but he couldn't stand them after a while, insisted on controlling everything to his eventual detriment, and then stopped doing anything creatively and nearly destroyed himself. Wouldn't this suggest that he could try another project? Play in a different context, stretch himself?

I heard from the guitar mag poobah earlier today, and he said that EVH wanted the prestige and gravitas that he perceived Clapton bearing, and that he considered the hard rock/pop metal domain which he was the unquestioned prime mover to be lackluster…like, he looms large next to Poison, G&R and the Sunset strip milieu, but he's a small fry next to what ILMniks consider the Asshole in Armani… but on the other hand, do we want EVH to walk around thinking, "goddamn right, I'm like Charlie Parker and Art Tatum."

I like a lot of the Sammy material they're playing on the EVH tribute channel on Sirius…and I like the Different Truth shit I'm hearing simply because he went away for so long it's almost shocking to hear him…

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

He may have Wolfgang's guest at this Tool show last year.

A guy asked my dad if he could take a picture of him with the stage behind him, having no idea who he just asked, and that was my favorite moment from the @Tool show last night. pic.twitter.com/tA1lywM0yf

— Wolf Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) October 22, 2019

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

it really is remarkable that Roth and EVH could stand to spend years in each other's presence, in light of the below… also Al, although it is well known that Al and Roth were very close in the early 80s, both were voluble party monsters…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKo5NjoKECE&t=191s

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKo5NjoKECE&t=191s

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

sorry about that!

veronica moser, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

Read an itw ca. Ou812 where he mentioned digging thomas dolby's 'aliens ate my buick', for one.

Weren't they called Rat Salade at one point. Or at least EVH wtd to call the band Rat Salade but DLR wisely nixed the idea.

Thought it fairly well documented that wb or whoever milked the band for as many tours and albums as they could regardless what state they were in, and this contributed to their implosion... For example the balance tour with Alex in a neck brace

Hurts my head a little to think how, to achieve this really extrovert sound, he must have in actuality been the nerdiest indoor kid ever at one time. Don't begrudge him the relief withdrawing into himself tbh.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

Interview up with Gary Cherone, good read. If anything he seemed to have moved on to a little later Peter Gabriel:

What music would you agree on?

Eddie didn’t listen to a lot of outside music because he was always creating it. The one record that he did listen to was Peter Gabriel’s Us. I think “Once” was an indirect influence of that. It just felt like something different than his usual stuff. That’s the only thing I can connect it to — something Gabriel did, or Bowie would do. I think “Once” holds up well.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Somewhere on youtube there's an audio itw where he plays clapton's "crossroads" solo down the phone, apparently for the first time in years, and absolutely nails it, the phrasing and everything.

It's intereristing b/c iirc Clapton has said they were really out of time, couldn't hear each other very well when they tracked that, and this resulted quite inadvertently in the solo having a feel like it's careening out of control.

Makes sense that Eddie studied this very closely, deliberately emulated the chaos and applied that to his own playing in a very controlled way.

Lol @ moved on to a little later peter gabriel

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

Townshend pays tribute: https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/pete-townshend-eddie-van-halen-tribute-1071811/

“As he got older he became more generous and amusing and self-effacing about his enormous gifts. He shared so many tricks through guitar workshops, online and on TV shows. Immense talent. The Great American Guitar Player. I was hoping he might be President one day,”

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

Btw I think the lesson to be learned by the strictly academic exercise of rating him as a guitarist is that however technical or talented he was, he was unquestionably the second (and perhaps last) most influential rock guitarist of all time, which really shows how little session-chops music-theory know-how ultimately matters. I've always wondered, when those Top 50 Influential Guitarists sorts of lists come out, if Steve Howe looks over the rankings, spies someone like Johnny Ramone, gives him a listen and just ... can't ... get it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

It can matter if you want to do a lot of things!: be a teacher, play regular session gigs, play weddings and events, write on spec, ... If you're a genius and you want to write "Eruption", not so much.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link

i love those 78 tour photos so much

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

eruption --> you really got me and intruder --> (oh) pretty woman are just killer segues

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:25 (three years ago) link

Yeah, that former one is legendary. Must have sounded wild in 1978.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link

Steve Howe loves the Libertines and Babyshambles, apparently (not sure I've heard either): http://bigtakeover.com/interviews/steve-howe-of-yes-finds-the-edge

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

Now picturing Steve Howe bobbing his head to the sounds of ‘Fuck Forever’.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

i love the extra shots. i mean ...how fuckin great are they <3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link

Steve Albini's 1979 review for the school paper:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjrWDb_UYAAX3hs?format=jpg&name=large

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 20:07 (two hours ago) link

Are You With the Devil?

📺👁️ (peace, man), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

There's a crazy facebook thread where fans tried to locate the McDonald's in that photo and it turned out to be in a completely different city than was indicated. The photographer then chimed in and acknowledged the mistake.

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link

oh word? what did the city end up being?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

I think it was crestwood, mo

Deflatormouse, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link

i found the answer:
whole thread here https://www.detroityes.com/mb/showthread.php?20905-Van-Halen-Detroit-area-McDonald-s-in-1978/page3

ok.. and to add to this continuing mystery.. per the photographer... Richard Upper, I received an email from Chris Vranian this response to Question; 1978 Van Halen tour ITEM# VH-RU-001.
http://www.rockandrollgallery.com/catalog/VH-RU-001.html
From Richard Upper....Technically this Mcdonald's is not in Detroit. It's not even in the US. This was actually taken across the street or around the corner from a Warner Bros Records distribution warehouse in Windsor Canada. I was informed at the time by the manager of the warehouse -and resident of Detroit - that Windsor was "a suburb of Detroit". (SIC) She was joking of course. But telling people the photo was taken in Windsor meant an explanation was in order. It has always been easier just to say - Detroit. However, fans who live in the area are always bickering about the location. I found a blog about the issue some years ago and tried to settle it with the above explanation.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

god bless the internet lol

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

the best van halen song is without a doubt 'aint talkin bout love'

but sometimes, for an hour or two on the first wednesday of the month, it's 'i'll wait'

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

Unchained

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link

I mean, they may have been in Windsor, but I'd bet they thought they were in Detroit.

pplains, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link

That concert review by albini is priceless. Apparently, even though he was "editorials editor", he still could've used a good proof reader.

enochroot, Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

Best Van Halen song is Little Dreamer.
I will also accept Janies Cryin.

i’ll take my answer off the air

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:11 (three years ago) link

Xxxxxp idk, I think 68pongto makes a convincing case.
Thanks for digging that up, it's really something

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

This is my favorite version of unchained.
https://youtu.be/Cn8APTMyKsg

When I opened the video there was a survey asking "which of the following hair care brands do you have a positive opinion of?"

totally thought it said "hair bands"

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

Wasn't the Albini review in his high school's paper? He would have been 17 in 79.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

Oh I see Josh mentioned that. I had seen it elsewhere.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link

I would probably go:

Dance the Night Away
Everybody Wants Some!!
Unchained
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
Jainie's Cryin'

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

"Unchained" was my #1 in the Van Halen poll. Just sick timing in that groove.

Josefa, Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

I wonder if the super bright, saturated Big Black guitar tone was Van Halen-influenced.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:56 (three years ago) link

my favorite van halen song is "girl gone bad," that was my no. 1, but my ballot was absolute nonsense lol

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

I have re-fallen in love with Top Jimmy

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

1984 best album ever

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

the best van halen song is without a doubt 'aint talkin bout love'

i'm sorry this isn't even questionable

this may be as fervent as i've ever been on ILM!

i mean the fuckin minutemen covered it!

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

Idk what my favorite song is but 1984 is def my favorite vh album
Girl gone bad is an excellent choice.
Hot for teacher might be the most advanced boogie shuffle thingy I've heard.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:21 (three years ago) link

The Minutemen and Van Halen are non-overlapping magisteria in my book

Josefa, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

“panama” is forever my favorite, but haven’t seen people mention “light up the sky” yet, that one slays

i got a homogenic björk wine farmer permabanned (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

At the hight of my obsession (age 9) I probably would have picked ain't talkin bout love or running with the devil.

However they are objectively wrong picks and I would now refuse to concede that a song without a real guitar solo can possibly be the best van halen song.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

you ppl know nothing of the brown sound!!1!1!!1!

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

i think the first album is my favorite, but 1984 is a verrrry close second.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link

last night i was standing in the living room grinning to myself like, how great do they sound with the stereo turned all the way up

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:35 (three years ago) link

model citizen! zero discipline!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:35 (three years ago) link

Xxp heh the first one is my second fave!
Lol mookie
The brown sound is indeed dear to me but boogie wants advancement.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:39 (three years ago) link

Van Halen are like Devo - a long illustrious career but their 1978 debut album on Warner Bros. is their best work

Josefa, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

Well, it might be fair to say they never bettered it, necessarily, though 1984 probably ties it at least.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

What’s ppls favorite of the albums that come between those two

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link

Fair Warning, no contest

Josefa, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

Fair Warning is ultra sick

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

Yes, fair warning.

Xxp What it comes down to for me is debut retains too many elements of 70's dinosaur rock, 1984 is more squarely in their own idiom (apart from the ac/dc ripoff song which is still rad) , has their most advanced songwriting, is leaner and meaner without all the plate reverb.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link

The drier sound is so much more in your face

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link

has anyone seen Junior's grades?

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link

This name, The Broken Combs, it kept striking me as ...twee? And then given the time and place I realized in was a reference to, gasp, LONG HAIR.

Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

i don't feel tardy

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

I listen to Fair Warning a ton. It's awesome. Though it and Women and Children First epitomize the "brown sound." They're badass, but also sort of ugly at the same time.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

I couldn't make sense of that, because they're so fully a 80s band for me, even if like the Cure or Cars they broke just before. They seem so distant from an era where long hair was a provocation in and of itself.

Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

Women & Children my fave of the betweeners

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

i brought my PENCIL

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link

I've brought this up before but why does he say "I think the clock is slow" then "I don't feel tardy" because if the clock was slow he'd be even more tardy

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

xxxp They had beautiful hair.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

i thought that was his way of saying he couldn't maintain an erection

I just assume all of Roth's lyrics are metaphors for dicks tho

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:23 (three years ago) link

how rude

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link

debating when I finally wanna do my run of Roth-era Van Halen this week.....

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link

I did like too that for a new practicing guitarist, he had rhythm parts I could play that weren't boring but helped me stretch a bit

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:25 (three years ago) link

(I think a lot of my earliest learned riffs were from Van Halen's first four lol)

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link

So on the question about how VH could have come up with 1984...

Diver Down was probably the end of the line for a draining cycle of touring/recording/touring over 5 straight years, as others have pointed out upthread. But it was also their pop breakthrough, thanks to those two hit cover tunes. And the Diver Down tour ended early in ‘83, almost a year before 1984 was released. They only played 18 concerts that whole year, down from more than 80 a year every year from 78-82. So for the first time in their career they had a long while, like 9 months, to knock a new batch of tunes into Also, 1983 was the year pop metal exploded - between Metal Health and Pyromania, the latter of which at least could never have existed without their influence, they must have felt both energized and like they had something to prove. No wonder the next record was a coup. Eddie was all of 28 years old when they finished it.

thewufs, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link

because if the clock was slow he'd be even more tardy

The tardy joke is an immature r-word retort.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

didn't the band want to fight EVH on recording "Jump"?

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link

When I was reading about it today it looks like the keyboard riff stretched back a couple of years, but they just didn't quite know what to do with it.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

On wiki:

The synth line was written around 1981 by Eddie Van Halen but it was refused by the other members of the band. In 1983, producer Ted Templeman asked Roth to take a listen to the unused song idea. Riding around in the back of his 1951 Mercury, with band roadie Larry Hostler driving, Roth listened repeatedly to the tune. To come up with a lyric for it, he remembered seeing a television news report the night before about a man who was threatening to commit suicide by jumping off a high building. Roth thought that one of the onlookers of such a scene would probably shout "go ahead and jump". Roth bounced this suggestion off Hostler who agreed it was good. Instead of being about a threatened suicide, the words were written as an invitation to love. Roth later told Musician magazine that Hostler was "probably the most responsible for how it came out.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:34 (three years ago) link

The tardy joke is an immature r-word retort.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, October 7, 2020 7:31 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i know this is true yet i choose not to believe it

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:36 (three years ago) link

just remembering from the Guitar magazine interviews in the 90s how much EVH wanted to kick Hagar's ass after they kicked him out.

I think he said the phrase "He better be wearing a fuckin' cup, next time I see him" about ten times.

Kinda liked his bluntness in that interview.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link

Re diver down. I Think DLR saw the songs more as a vehicle for the musical personalities (individual and collective) of the band. So was into covering rnr "standards" as if to demonstrate the point. They could do whatever material.

Think a big part of the progression to 1984 had to do with evh building a home studio.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:41 (three years ago) link

Riding around in the back of his 1951 Mercury, with band roadie Larry Hostler driving, Roth listened repeatedly to the tune.

lolmg

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:44 (three years ago) link

The only thing I remember from that guitar interview is "Dave and sam both suffer from LSD, Lead Singer's Disease" lol

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link

Roth possesses a vocal range of five octaves and three notes.[5]

source - VOGUE magazine

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link

(i'd be amazed if he had, like, 2.5....not a knock but lol no way he has 5)

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:45 (three years ago) link

xxpost oh god, the Lead Singer's Disease quote was a good one yeah.

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:46 (three years ago) link

And then the following month's issue had a letter to the editor where some irate Hagar fan wrote "too bad all his brains are in his fingers"

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:47 (three years ago) link

And something about Sammy changing Glen Ballard's introspective, pink floydesque lyrics for the twister song to "some shit like I can't see your diamond ring/through your shooting star"

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:49 (three years ago) link

"and besides I have a plane to catch"

Guess I remember quite a lot of it, actually. I was so young and impressionable.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

Ha, I mean, from the open low E on a guitar to the 24th fret on the high E string would be four octaves. xps

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link

took it out of the wikipedia article. NOT ON MY WATCH

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

Good work

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, 8 October 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

love to see Deflatormouse get all riled up (depite being rong)

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 October 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

My dealer is late; what ya gonna do? <3

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 8 October 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link

The tardy joke is an immature r-word retort.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, October 7, 2020 7:31 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i know this is true yet i choose not to believe it

lol no it's not. all these things are just funny things to say to the teacher. they're not telling a narrative. 'you're late' 'i don't FEEL late' is a quality joke. that's all it is. sheesh!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 October 2020 08:17 (three years ago) link

'but wait, why would he have brought his pencil if he's such a poor student?'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 October 2020 08:18 (three years ago) link

somebody get a wookipedia going for 'hot for teacher'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 October 2020 08:18 (three years ago) link

Agree with Tracer that tardy not a r-word reference but a Cali-stoner joke response to the teacher telling a student they are late. You could imagine this spoken by Spicoli, no problem.

I do agree that the pencil line is a dick reference because of the audible leer DLR puts into that word and because it is DLR.

Folks, we are doing deep line readings of a song called, "Hot for Teacher."

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Thursday, 8 October 2020 11:34 (three years ago) link

“Reach down in between my legs, ease the seat back”
What is happening here

calstars, Thursday, 8 October 2020 11:51 (three years ago) link

well calstars when a david lee roth and a woman love each other very much

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 October 2020 11:54 (three years ago) link

It's a double entendre because both his penis and the lever/bar to ease the seat back would be between his legs.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Thursday, 8 October 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link

I have to admit that was a confusing line for me as a 12 year old... wait, why is he doing that in a moving car??

enochroot, Thursday, 8 October 2020 12:32 (three years ago) link

thanks y’all for rescuing my favorite hot for teacher ad lib

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link

It took a while before I got it too bc ime the lever to adjust the seat was always on the left.xp

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, 8 October 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link

is he speaking in the second person or just thinking out loud?

calstars, Thursday, 8 October 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure its a triple entendre, as she would also be easing her "seat" back onto his dick.

📺👁️ (peace, man), Thursday, 8 October 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

I feel gross having posted that, but there ya go.

📺👁️ (peace, man), Thursday, 8 October 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link

Panamo_O

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link

The song is about a car.

Is he...fucking... the car?

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 12:55 (three years ago) link

I also used to wonder what the country of Panama had to do with anything else in the song. SO MANY LAYERS.

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link

I like the story that DLR wrote that song because someone tried to insult him by saying he only wrote about girls, parties and cars, and he realized he hadn't actually written a song about cars.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link

Wiki:

Although the song features some suggestive lyrics, it is about a car that Roth saw race in Las Vegas; its name was "Panama Express", hence the title of the song.

Panama was also the name of Roth's Opel Kadett. He had the hood and bumper mounted in his hallway, which can be seen in his video for "SHOOBop". He has a stuffed deer's behind crashing through the front windshield. A plaque underneath reads, "Your First Deer, courtesy of Panama."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link

lol

In one classroom scene where the teacher is dancing on the desk, a black board is featured with the numbers “20-9-8-19-25-12-15-8”. Each of these numbers corresponds to a letter of the alphabet. If you read the encoded word from right to left, you’ll notice it spells “HOLY SHIT.” This is the only known instance of such “hidden” gimmicks in a Van Halen video.

None of the other Van Halen gimmicks are hidden, it's true.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link

I had just bought the story that "Panama" was a model of car but it actually seems vaguer than that. Aside from the two cars mentioned above, there was also some reference tbat the country was the furthest south you could go and 'have a corrupt good time' and there might be a stripper involved as well: https://www.autoweek.com/car-life/a1850441/van-halens-1984-automotive-anthem-panama-far-more-complex-and-meaningful-you-ever/

The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

there might be a stripper involved as well

You could probably add this to the end of any Van Halen story.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link

I am now reminded of one of my favorite covers from the A.V. Club Undercover series.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vQce1vI7J4

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link

I do agree that the pencil line is a dick reference because of the audible leer DLR puts into that word and because it is DLR.

This is brought home by the next thing he says: "Gimmie somethin' to write on!".

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 8 October 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link

"I think he said the phrase "He better be wearing a fuckin' cup, next time I see him" about ten times."

the video I tried to post but couldn't yesterday is of the MTV interview with Ed and Alex re: their disaffection with DLR and Sam… EVH describes his mounting anger with DLR's self centered antics backstage at the 1996 VMA, culminating with the very phrase cited above. The entire interview is fucking amazing, easy to find on YT but wouldn't load yesterday…

veronica moser, Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

It took a while before I got it too bc ime the lever to adjust the seat was always on the left.xp

― The nexus of the crisis and the origin of storms (Sund4r), Thursday, October 8, 2020 7:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

ime the recline level is on the left, but the bar that lets you slide the seat back in directly under you between your legs - but i guess i've always had shitty cars i know a lot have electronic controls now, given this is the 80s i'd imagine it wasn't electronic

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

Alex always gives me some real dark vibes
like he was Eddie's henchman

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

why does he say "I think the clock is slow" then "I don't feel tardy"

Has anyone else misheard this as "i dont feel it turnin" referring to the hands of the clock?

billstevejim, Thursday, 8 October 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

if not his henchman, his protective older brother/ yes man/ enabler. He quit drinking in the late 80s and has apparently stuck with it. Yet he was also close to DLR from mid 70s to mid 80s, where as EVH could barely tolerate him; if AL didn't share DLR's omnivorous intellectual, experiential and musical appetites, he certainly was bruhs in arms re: pussy and partying. Also he was as articulate as Dave, moreso than EVH, and was the second best spokesperson in VH.

veronica moser, Thursday, 8 October 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

If you want dark evil Alex stories read Noel Monk's Runnin' With The Devil.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 8 October 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

I click submit post
Like there's...no tomorrowwwwww

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

man it's just so easy to smoke a bowl and run through the whole dlr van halen discography, the longest album is the debut at an outright bloated 36 minutes

s/t: rock perfection
vh ii: every song great, just ever so slightly less great as a whole than the s/t
women and children first: solves the problem of duplicating the debut again by rocking harder
fair warning: same thing except rocking weirder
diver down: exhausted stopgap that's still fun
1984: pop perfection

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 8 October 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

i love their arrangement of their Dancing in the Streets cover. It sounds a little like Eminence Front, and doesnt quite follow the original melody so it feels kinda new but not reinventing the wheel eithrr

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 October 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

EVH hated it, but what they shoulda done is put in new vocal melody and words, then you gotta new song, in any case a precursor to "Jump" and one of their truly danceable cuts…

I think for the entire Roth period, they cut those records super fast…and any time they have resissued them for remastering, never have they put out outtakes, unused shit, unreleased gems as extras…

veronica moser, Thursday, 8 October 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

I thought the tardy line was BOTH the r slur and “I don’t feel late” in the “mrs krabapple I am INSULTED” way a kid will talk like a grownup to mock the authority figure

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 October 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

you’ll need more evidence then this line in this song to connect the word “tardy” to the r-word partic in 1983, let’s move on

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 October 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

I mean I remember using both the r slur specifically and referring to someone in the abbreviated form up thru second grade

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 October 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

Anyhow I have truly enjoyed everyone else in this thred!

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 October 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link

hey wait a minute

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link

Lol <3

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

not ready to read through this thread yet but finding out about EVH just gutted me. first musician i recall i cried hearing they were gone. one of my first favorite bands. i have to be ready for the dominos to really begin falling soon.

DT, Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

yeah Van Halen was a big part of my teens...those guys and Def Leppard were huge when I was pulling the trigger on Columbia house 12 tapes for a dollar. Eddie's guitar sound, as someone mentioned upthread was incredibly distinct. it was cool back then, you could be into metal, funk, poppy shit and it would all be on the regular radio station. I really wish Eddie would have stuck it out with DLR for one more album. It certainly wouldn't have sounded like "When it's Love".

p.j.b. (pj), Thursday, 8 October 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

Dunno what Buckingham is talking about re upthread on EVH in the context of VH; makes me think that he doesn’t listen to hard rock or doesn’t appreciate that the roles and space given to the sole guitarist in a hard rock band would be different to that of the guitarist in Fleetwood Mac or even a jazz fusion setup

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

yeah, i was gonna comment on that too. I mean who listens to Van Halen's rhythm guitar, and then listens to him break into a lead and says "That is confounding, whereeeee did that disparate sound come from?"

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link

not like the rest of the band is playing Au Clair De Lune while he goes MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

lol

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 8 October 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

In 7th grade I had an assignment to write a report on a Central American country of my choice. One guess which I chose

calstars, Friday, 9 October 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link

“You see, I was listening to Sadinista...”

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 October 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link

Thanks to that incorrect spelling I have invented an emo band.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 October 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link

They built a bunker for their feelings

EZ Snappin, Friday, 9 October 2020 01:31 (three years ago) link

https://www.pollstar.com/article/irving-azoff-on-eddie-van-halen-unqualified-genius-loving-soul-146599

Apparently they were going to reunite with Michael Anthony for a big tour last year, but then Eddie's cancer returned.

It's also mentioned that Alex and Wolfgang will soon be exploring the 5150 tape vault. I just saw an MTV news story on FB from '98 where Eddie gives a studio tour; arriving at the massive shelves containing the tapes, he mentioned that they'd recently tried log the contents, but the computer they were using cratered. He went on, bringing up a time recently when he got up on a ladder and grabbed a random tape box to listen to, and it was the initial work tape for "Right Now", which dated back to 1983.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 9 October 2020 04:19 (three years ago) link

Fun fact: Ted templeman played drums on “what a fool believes”

calstars, Friday, 9 October 2020 11:13 (three years ago) link

Good interview with Mr. Iommi -- he's seen a lot of people pass but I kinda think this one really has hit hard, not simply because they were fairly close but him being of a younger generation and all.

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/black-sabbath-tony-iommi-eddie-van-halen-interview-1073082/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 9 October 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

<3 aw that was lovely. Iommi’s such a gent.

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 October 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/5WM1oke.png

Have you ever seen a bigger smile on Tony’s face?

calstars, Friday, 9 October 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

Beautiful interview

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 October 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

What would you talk about?
Do you really want to know? [Laughs] I’m not gonna mention that actually. [Pauses]

killing me here

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 October 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link

Couldn't find any recent photos of the kids from the Hot for Teacher video... except for one:

https://i.imgur.com/8jA8LZB.jpg

"Michael" (Yano Anaya) was also the mean kid in A Christmas Story and one of the paper boys in Better Off Dead!

pplains, Friday, 9 October 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

More from Ted, from last May:

https://www.lamag.com/culturefiles/van-halen-ted-templeman/

pplains, Saturday, 10 October 2020 02:24 (three years ago) link

Wow, some impressive shit-talking in there!

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:15 (three years ago) link

Amazing how Templeman wanted to replace DLR with Hagar...in '77!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

Templeman produced Montrose, right? Still, that seems maybe revisionist.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 October 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

Tora tora is a wink to sabbath right?

calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

xpost no at least according to Van Halen Rising Templeman wanted to replace Roth

Roth's um... limitations as a vocalist was one of the main reasons they took so long to get signed

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 October 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

I meant revisionist not that they didn't want to replace him but that Ted specifically wanted to replace him with the person they wanted to replace him with a decade before they actually replaced him with that very person. I guess I've never heard that story before. Anywho, I don't think Dave is that limited. Maybe compared to Sammy or someone like that, but you'd think if Dave were a real liability he wouldn't have lasted a decade. See also: Michael.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 October 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

Eddie is actually pretty adamant that DLR was the right singer, despite hearing that they needed to ditch him for someone conventionally "better", also Roth did a lot back then to boost up Eddie's confidence

Roth obv was the perfect singer for Van Halen but if you're a 70s A&R guy I think they just thought hey this guy is a fun frontman for a party band but we can't make records with this guy

Roth also took voice lessons and worked on it, he was aware of his limitations

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 October 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

Anthony wasn't perceived as a liability at all, just super solid on bass and everyone was over the moon about his backing vocals

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 10 October 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

Anthony only plays half notes on the tonic, it’s in his contract

calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

Eddie is actually pretty adamant that DLR was the right singer, despite hearing that they needed to ditch him for someone conventionally "better", also Roth did a lot back then to boost up Eddie's confidence

Roth obv was the perfect singer for Van Halen but if you're a 70s A&R guy I think they just thought hey this guy is a fun frontman for a party band but we can't make records with this guy

Roth also took voice lessons and worked on it, he was aware of his limitations

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, October 10, 2020 4:31 PM bookmarkflaglink

Otm

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 October 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

Hagar was a "better" singer but...i never wanna hear his era

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 October 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

I heard a spot with Patty Smythe on public radio this morning and she said she was asked to join, but didn't because she was 8 months pregnant at the time. Not sure how that would have worked.

nickn, Saturday, 10 October 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

wow! that would have been interesting

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 October 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

also weird

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 October 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

In the couple of VH books I read, Michael was kept around largely not because he was a great bassist or even because he's a great singer but because he's such a nice guy and helped everyone get along. But clearly Eddie had no problem eventually canning him.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 10 October 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link

Yeah, the Patti Smyth thing had always been floating around, but I don't know if I'd ever heard her confirm it before today? I'd also heard that EVH wanted to make an album with a revolving door of singers—Patti, plus whoever else would say yes.

Kinda think that might have been a disaster.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 10 October 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

Wow, some impressive shit-talking in there!

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 9, 2020 11:15 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

new board description for ILTMI?

📺👁️ (peace, man), Saturday, 10 October 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

Patty Smyth (as per wiki): "I was a New Yorker, I didn't want to live in L.A. ... and those guys were drunk and fighting all the time."

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 10 October 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I think that was the real reason, and being preggers was the polite one.

nickn, Saturday, 10 October 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link

Ozzy and DLR were replaced by better technical singers.
Can't say I ever gave a fuck even as a teenager who was a huge fan of both bands at various times.
I still preferred the earlier material in both cases.
I concede that I like Dio-Sabbath much more than Van Hagar, but that's not a very controversial opinion, I don't think.

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Saturday, 10 October 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

This is v much my own baggage

but just seeing Van Hagar & Dio-Sabbath mentioned together in the same *sentence* almost made me throw my phone out the window

>:(

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 October 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link

Not sure why ilx can’t hear the magic in “dreams” but it’s there. It just doesn’t have an exclamation point in the title

calstars, Saturday, 10 October 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link

It sound like a song about a buthole sympathizers

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 October 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

Fuck crosswyed

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 October 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

dreams is great

Van Hagar had it's moments

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 11 October 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link

i like Dreams, and Why Cant This Be Love.

and thats it. i can only take so much “music to snowboard by”

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

I always held DLR in high high esteem, a perfect frontman. EVH and DLR were both so... abstract impressionist in their approaches to rock, so non linear and spontaneous and ecstatic... but in a really masterful way cuz obv Eddie is a wizard and like upper Mississippi says DLR knew his limitations and so really knew how to use his voice. breathtaking.. the beautiful chaos especially evident on vh2 and wacf

brimstead, Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:18 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/HEb9ttT.gif

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PU9DGMg.gif

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hIH7WUz.gif

https://i.imgur.com/f6IXh56.gif

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

Van Hagar always seemed so happy!

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

Dave Holmes described Hagar as having “tequila-Dad energy”

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 October 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link

I know that energy well, and it scans

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 October 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

Speaking of tequila dads, I just saw that DLR turned 66 today.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 October 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

HBD DLR 🥳

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 October 2020 03:30 (three years ago) link

I know EVH is a guitar genius and everything, but DLR's Melrose Avenue Borscht Belt schtick is responsible for a good portion of my VH fandom.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Sunday, 11 October 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link

It’s hard with me and Sammy; most of the time I just think, if I wanted Guy Fieri to sing with Van Halen I’d just ask him

Master of Treacle, Sunday, 11 October 2020 06:08 (three years ago) link

LOL

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 October 2020 06:20 (three years ago) link

i'm on the "dreams sucks" team

billstevejim, Sunday, 11 October 2020 07:33 (three years ago) link

"love walks in" is also bad

billstevejim, Sunday, 11 October 2020 07:35 (three years ago) link

Lol, I forgot, "Only time will tell if we'll stand the test of time." Guy Fieri otm.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Sunday, 11 October 2020 12:14 (three years ago) link

I'm riding this guitar solo to Flavortown.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Sunday, 11 October 2020 12:15 (three years ago) link

I believe sammy is asking why "buh-dooden-buh-duh buh-duuuuh-dun-duh-duh" can't be love. like he is convincing everyone in the studio not to mute that track before the mixdown.

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 October 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hd6yDMv.gif

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

Salt shakah little licka lime

calstars, Sunday, 11 October 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

If you watch that last gif and hum "Tequila" at the same time, Charles Miller from War shows up in your bathroom mirror and slaps the shit out of you.

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

lol

calstars, Sunday, 11 October 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

Those Templeman interviews are good. I like the description of how tight they were in the studio, I guess with music like theirs and all the legendary partying I assume lots of overdubs, screw-ups, etc., but they were obviously a hell of a unit.

I've talked about Alex and Eddie as a rhythm section with a friend. I don't think of Alex as a particularly great drummer, and for that matter not really anything in Van Halen is in anything other than a very danceable 4/4. But stuff like "Jump" and "Unchained" have these insanely complicated, hard to figure out syncopation things going on that we figured were kind of the product of brotherly telepathy, like they had just spent all this time work -shedding and figuring things out so that this weird shit came off without a hitch.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

Alex is a very good drummer tho.

billstevejim, Sunday, 11 October 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

I haven't played Rock Band in 10 years but I would assume Hot For Teacher drums was expert level.

billstevejim, Sunday, 11 October 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

We've gone over this, I think. Hot for Teacher intro as recorded is literally impossible, it's basically three different drum takes (a couple patterns on a Simmons pad) stitched together (like Message in a Bottle, iirc!). The rest is all basic boogie.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

You're trying to tell me that he didn't really play four bass drums at the same time?

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

Yes the intro has two pretty obvious overdubs, but doesn't that end after the intro? I was referring to the bulk of the song, where I don't hear anything resembling overdubs. I think most metal drummers who use blast beast to play very fast sixteenths would have trouble keeping up a fast swing with double kick for that long, with the fills and everything -- which are not easy fills. I remember Richard Christy nailed it on a Howard Stern episode from the mid 2000s but he's an amazing drummer and not surprising that he could do it.

Otherwise I always loved Alex's snare tone, and his fills always felt very well considered and always feel like they fit perfectly. Underrated great drummer.

Regarding tone - it might go without saying but - the fullness of Eddie's guitar tone doesn't get enough praise imo. It's a big part of what makes the intro of "Unchained" so perfect.

billstevejim, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

I was being sarcastic in agreement with Josh, having heard that Alex had somehow chained four bass drums together.

I was picturing it laterally, four in a row, not like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbanpC_K62M

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link

He did four in a row!

https://drummagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/Van-Halen.jpg

I don't know how functional this set up was.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

The dream kit

billstevejim, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

Neil Peart, eat yer heart out.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

That's why some wanted to call the band Daddy Longlegs.

nickn, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

I had some free poster of Alex Van Halen from the Hagar era and there really were more drums than he could play. "Hot for Teacher" specifically, I don't think they ever did his intro live, they just went straight to the double bass boogie (which, no, I don't think is that tough, imo, and also iirc one of the only clear uses of two bass drums in VH, period; a quick fill at the end of Panama, perhaps?). Don't get me wrong, I love Alex, *especially* the sound of his drums, I just don't think he's a particularly special drummer. But I wouldn't have anyone else! (Same with Michael on bass.)

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

Wonder if he ever did a pair of two on top of each other like 88.

pplains, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

Like, love the guy, but this is kinda a shit solo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_lp0uK8YRQ

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

Otherwise I always loved Alex's snare tone

I love Alex, *especially* the sound of his drums,

I probably posted this upthread, but I don't think there's any other band that had such a consistently perfect snare sound over as long of a career.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link

It's the rare combination of a clank and a thud.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

It's ringy! It cracks and it's ringy! But it still has a heaviness to it.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

He's basically trying to do the Ginger Baker solo from "Toad"...which...I literally can't think of a worse thing to want to copy/sound like.

xxp

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

I think the last time I saw the Jump video I noticed that he had his cymbals arranged in a kind of unique way near his hi-hat, which lets him pull off all those strange syncopated parts.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

Alex really knew how to rock those toms

brimstead, Sunday, 11 October 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

otm, lotta good tom content in his fills

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 11 October 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

really want alex van halen's beetlejuice kit now

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 11 October 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

Man, the roadies must hate drummers that have a gong (or two!) just for one hit in one song.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

What is Alex’s greatest moment on record?

calstars, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link

"Hot for Teacher" is his most famous. Drum fill on "Jamie's Cryin'" one of his most heard, thanks to Tone-Loc. Subdivided 4/4 breakdown in "Unchained" is incredible.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

Man, the roadies must hate drummers that have a gong (or two!) just for one hit in one song.


It’s all Sonny Greer’s fault:

http://mikedolbear.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/sonnygreergsmdcom1113-6.jpg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

I don’t know if he does anything amazing on “drop dead legs” but man what a groove

brimstead, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

he’s channeling some real bonhamie on that one

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

For me the roto tom intro to jump, also the interesting stuff on the “can’t you see me standing “ and g solo parts

calstars, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link

So many great grooves. "Dance the Night Away," for its "Honky Tonk Women" take. "Mean Streets" for being badass. "Everybody Wants Some" for its surf vibe ...

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

I was just gonna say, the whole tribal thing on "Everybody..." is so killer.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

Man, you want a killer groove ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU64RQYLbtk

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

First comment: "Edward and Dave usually get most of the attention, but to me, it's really Alex that stands out on this track."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

This might be him at his best.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 October 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

So good

brimstead, Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:50 (three years ago) link

man II is so good. underrated imo.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Sunday, 11 October 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link

I liked that story Templeman told re:the "You're No Good" cover, and making it into a Horror soundtrack.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 October 2020 22:19 (three years ago) link

(CHAINED)

calstars, Sunday, 11 October 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

listening to 5150, sounding kinda awesome tbh

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

5150 *is* awesome

main issue with van hagar is self-seriousness + cd bloat over the following records

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Monday, 12 October 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

Yeah, no sense of humor, complete dedication to totally pat sentiment. The last time I saw Van Hagar they played some shitty song about mighty soaring eagles that sounded like a Air Force recruiting song.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

that's a weird way to interpret "Finish What You Started"

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 October 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

Otherwise I always loved Alex's snare tone

I love Alex, *especially* the sound of his drums,

Rick Beato did a video on The Van Halen Snare Sound.

EvR, Monday, 12 October 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

I've always thought Hagar's "Black and Blue" was the only time the band got as ugly, if not uglier, then ACDC.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 12 October 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

I remember watching that. It was full of information, but if I had been as far off as Beato was with the final product I probably wouldn't have published the video. xp

Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 October 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

On today's Jeopardy there's a round about characters played by voice actors, and one of the clues is about <this character's> "Oh Yeah!" is a combo of Barry White and DLR.

Answer: KOOL-AID MAN!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 12 October 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

lol

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

maybe it’s just the contrast between Hagar and Dave, but Hagar just sounds so... like “I AM SINGING IN A HARD ROCK STYLE” generic caricature.. like he should just be singing for advertisements

brimstead, Monday, 12 October 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

ha yes, Josh otm re “Air Force recruiting song” vibes

brimstead, Monday, 12 October 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

you could plot all rock singers on a Hagar (y) vs. DLR (x) set of axes, and Jack Black would be at (0, 1). this is the only slide you'll need for your presentation, "Why Van Hagar is Bad". maybe add the various gifs itt for your "Questions?" slide decor.

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 October 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

Yeah, no sense of humor, complete dedication to totally pat sentiment. The last time I saw Van Hagar they played some shitty song about mighty soaring eagles that sounded like a Air Force recruiting song.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, October 12, 2020 11:26 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://youtu.be/ajW0d2Fc97I

Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 October 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

ughh i should have said "uncle Sam wants you!"

Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 October 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

err, tequila dad Sam

Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 October 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

if you change the lyric for tequila sunrise to "tequila dad", the song is about Hagar.

It's another tequila dad
Starin' slowly 'cross the sky
Said goodbye
He was just a hired hand
Workin' on the dreams he planned to try
The days go by

Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb
It's another tequila dad
This old world still looks the same
Another frame

bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 12 October 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

I just remember that as a kid who didn't play guitar, I thought it would be really funny if I just shedded Eruption and somehow really got it down, but didn't learn how to play any chords or anything else. Obviously didn't follow through on that.

change display name (Jordan), Monday, 12 October 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

Face down in Cabo

calstars, Monday, 12 October 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

imo "Finish What You Started" is an example of a song where Roth would have done a better job.

billstevejim, Monday, 12 October 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

I am hearing this in my mind and it is cracking me up.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Monday, 12 October 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

If this was Westworld and we were programming a host to sing this, we would dial down the Guy Fieri by 50% and increase the Vaudeville by 50%.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Monday, 12 October 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link

Hagar is 72, tequila must keep you young

anyway I think he's kinda underrated? that Montrose record owns

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

"i'll fall in love again" may be AOR-core af but it's an AOR-core ~jam~, is what it is

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 12 October 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Qf5hJf6Ds

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 12 October 2020 23:43 (three years ago) link

I’ll try again with the montrose album, dunno why it’s never really vibed with me, not even bad motor scooter :(

brimstead, Monday, 12 October 2020 23:52 (three years ago) link

I think Hagar is underrated too, but DLR's braininess and sense of irony is definitely missed in the Hagar phase of the band

Josefa, Monday, 12 October 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

i like Montrose quite a bit, i think Hagar’s style suits 70’s classic rock better idk?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 00:05 (three years ago) link

josefa & vg agreed on both counts

DLR is obv his completely own thing that Hagar couldn't touch

I just see people really talk shit about Sammy like he never did anything good is all

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link

I think Sammy is a very good rock singer but I think he’s just too generic a presence for the position of VH frontman; I don’t know what he brings that could be described as uniquely and identifiably his

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link

Red Stuff

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

Speeding Tickets

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

¡MAS TEQUILA!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

Sammy was really lucky to land in VH right when their Imperial Period was beginning. I mean, they already were a huge band with DLR, but they gained a Pop audience with Diver Down & 1984, which only grew with 5150. Every Van Hagar album debuted at #1 (as did the first Hits comp), they had several Top 40 & Hot 100 singles (plus loads of AOR hits), and they played some their biggest shows/tours with him.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

see this Hagar i like, kinda like no-frills Zeppelin
#CamaroMusic
https://youtu.be/RIyt0ulyd4c

van hagar’s more like a hot pink jeep

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

listening to 5150, sounding kinda awesome tbh


Yeah I loved it as a kid. Soundtracked a lot of sleepovers in ‘86-‘87. Was probably too young to have serious qualms about Van Hagar, and hey DLR was still making music (and music videos) that I liked so I was probably like “hey just more rad shit”.

it still sounds really great, but I’d be lying if I didn’t think it would be a more fun listen w Dave. Same w the 3-4 decent songs they managed to squeeze out over the next couple of records

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link

I highly recommend Sammy's book, Red. It's not terribly trashy, but it does explain a bit more about what makes Sammy run, not least that he abstained more or less from drugs and alcohol until the peak of his Van Hagar success, and also how a lot of his confidence stemmed from knowing he was successful *before* he joined Van Halen, which gave him some extra "fuck you" leverage. That, and making something like $100 million when he finally sold his tequila brand. Fwiw, someone I know knows someone that lived by him in Marin and said he was a great neighbor.

This is a good piece my friend (maybe?) wrote way back when, basically about how the guy could be top of the world and bottom of the heap at the same time: https://www.sfweekly.com/news/the-red-menace/

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

I think almost anyone can understand that Roth could very very hard to take —this is true whether it's 1982-1986, when he is in a league with Prince and Springsteen and no one else as a rock and roll showman, and also from the pot bust through the failed reunion, weird videotape from 2002, the Sam and Dave tour with the dye job or the wig or whatever the fuck that was, to 2007, when it was painful to see him fallen from that height, flailingly attempting and failing to be the same world beater. In both conditions, it seems like he would be hugely annoying when he was on…the polymath aspect, where he's an EMT, living quietly on the Lower East Side, is still mysterious…

Eddie clearly would be relieved to have someone like Sammy come along…evidently, he was embarrassed by the "let's party" reputation of the band… never mind that DLR's version of "let's party" is pretty quantum… but Eddie wanted someone who would supply allegedly serious, thoughtful material like "dreams" "Love Walks In" "right now" "When It's Love" and shit tons of other ponderous, keyboard tunes that I'm not that familiar with. And Sammy had the desire to do that…it's just that he's as you guys put it a Guy Fieri-type, or as the guy who wrote the Pitchfork piece said, "an amiable bro in jorts," and his efforts as such are chowderheaded… it's also that, by all accounts, Hagar is a swell guy and was easy to get along with; not for nothing is it that he and Mike are tight buds. By all accounts, Sammy wasn't the asshole in 1995-96: EVH was.

I know many people who really really liked Hagar in the early to mid 80s, went to see him then, swear by Montrose, but remained outraged by the indignity of not just the Van Hagar music, but that he dared to replace Roth.

veronica moser, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

man. i love music and i love this board! thanks veronica and everyone else. oh, and i love can halen! that’s a typo but i’m leaving it in

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

Can Halen: The IPA That Shreds!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

Van Leppard IPA

calstars, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link

Just imagined Hagar's voice singing, "YOU'RE LOSIN'! YOU'RE LOSIN'! YOU'RE LOSIN! YOU'RE LOSIN' YOUR VITAMIN C! YYEAAHHOOOWW!"

xp

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

I try once in a while with the Hagar era but it mostly just sounds like crappy Journey to me.

I guess I'd be lonesome (Sund4r), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

DO RI-I-I-GHT, YA DO IT SO RI-I-I-I-IGHT! *whoops*

logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

Maybe it's the VH brothers as fronted by Holger Czukay on both bass and vox.

📺👁️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

Man, Hagar in Can would be awesome, like when Daryl Hall was briefly/almost in King Crimson.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

thing people need to acknowledge is that the scenario isn't Van Halen continues with DLR vs. Van Hagar, it's Van Hagar vs. Van Halen breaks up

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

so if you like any Van Hagar stuff you're already playing with the house's money

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

also we get Eat Em and Smile, the truest expression of gonzo DLR

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

^overlooking Van Halen with Holger Czukay scenario

I guess I'd be lonesome (Sund4r), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

haha that scenario 100% ends in Alex beating poor Holger to a pulp

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

thing people need to acknowledge is that the scenario isn't Van Halen continues with DLR vs. Van Hagar, it's Van Hagar vs. Van Halen breaks up

Well, the third scenario might have been Van Halen breaks up then gets quickly back together with DLR, though I guess reunions weren't quite a thing yet until the very end of the decade with the Stones and Who and Pink Floyd and the like. Honestly not sure how good Van Halen might have been in the late '80s or early '90s, anyway. Van Hagar was probably the best Van Halen was ever going to be during that era. I dunno, I think it's helpful to think of them as entirely different bands. Kind of like comparing the Pixies pre and post reunion catalogs. Or hell, Wire's three or so different eras.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

Well, the third scenario might have been Van Halen breaks up then gets quickly back together with DLR

not likely
agreed they are best thought of as two different bands, though i feel like eddie and alex are the core of the band kinda like mick & keith so maybe it's them and yr granny on bongos

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

I wonder if any of the 5150/OU812 material predated Hagar? Cuz sometimes it's like he's really trying to do a David Lee Roth thing and it does not work, but I wonder what this could have been w/DLR?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxRm9X4WNUY

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

intro is fun tho

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

Possibly? The instrumental of "Right Now" had roots back to 1983.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

oh wow had no idea

Eddie maybe is like Neil Young where he had this incredible period of inspiration where he had enough leftovers to parse them out throughout the years

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

it sure sounds like it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

I hear similarities between the piano/key parts in "Right Now" and "I'll Wait" for sure.

re: Hagar, I can't imagine the headspace that would actively turn up the volume for "There's Only One Way To Rock," a song that upsets and depresses me.

I liked "When It's Love" when it came out but I was also in 3rd grade and imo it does not sound quite as dope today. The classics from his era are "Poundcake" and "Runaround."

imo "Finish What You Started" is an example of a song where Roth would have done a better job.
I am hearing this in my mind and it is cracking me up.

Yes, exactly!

billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

I feel like this is the time to bring up little weird things like this...

The intro of "So This Is Love" -- in the 80s I had this on a tape copied from vinyl, and I assumed my tape deck had a little malfunction, but now I'm listening on Spotify and the volume actually descends in the exact same spot. So I guess this was either a bizarre mastering decision, or a mistake, or Alex and Michael did a really good job of playing a lot quieter in unison while tracking. Or a combination of all of these.

billstevejim, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

I have a tape story as well. The mcmlxxxiv LP is a little over 45 mins, so on my c 90 it would cut off during a guitar run on “girl gone bad”

calstars, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link

My mum did some babysitting jobs back in the 80s for a while. One time she babysat for Tommy Vance's kids - UKers of a certain age will remember him from The Friday Rock Show on Radio 1 ("TV on the radio here" etc). Anyway, once she figured out who he was and told him her sons were rock fans he very kindly autographed a couple of LPs that were lying around. My brother got Eliminator and I got 1984, which I still have, albeit with a somewhat faded Tommy Vance sig on the front cover.

And that's my Van Halen story, although really it's more of a Tommy Vance story. Apparently he was very nice.

logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

I liked "When It's Love" when it came out but I was also in 3rd grade and imo it does not sound quite as dope today.

My parents gave me the CD of 'Balance' for my 10th birthday - it had just come out that same week. I think the only other VH i had at the time was the debut, but not real sure. Even at that age, the weaker songs were pretty embarrassing. The stronger songs were fine, they rocked pretty hard, y'know, they did the job. But pretty generic, not a lot of personality. Could have been whatever hard rock band.

Sammy sings the shit out of, for example, 'don't tell me what love can do'. it's almost comical, you know, like he gets so into it on the first verse that there's nowhere to go from there, or at best maybe it sort of plateaus.

I would cop to liking 'Right Now', like, I already knew the song from hearing it on the radio, in the supermarket, maybe the Pepsi ad... but I had no idea it was by Van Halen even though they were my favorite band. I think I got the double live CD with the Jesus lawn ornament on the cover around that time, expecting to recognize Jump because it was this huge hit, but I didn't. Right Now was the song I didn't know I already knew.

So basically I think the thread as a whole is OTM re: Sammy.

Have really enjoyed posts ITT by veronica moser, josh in chicago and everyone else. Really good stuff. I can't remember how 'Runaround' goes but the lyrics to poundcake are *so* cringe, fortunately it's kinda hard to make out all the words.

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

I can vibe with Sammy only up to ou812

calstars, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

"love walks in" is fun for the unintentionally hilarious alien abduction lyrics

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

btw Veronica Moser's posts upthread reminded me of this from consequence of sound on Foxy Shazam and the Darkness.

Listening to Clapton is like getting a sensual massage from a woman you’ve loved for the past 10 years; listening to Van Halen is like having the best sex of your life with three foxy nursing students you met at a Tastee Freeze. This is why rock historians and intellectuals feel comfortable lionizing Eric Clapton, even though every credible guy in the world will play Van Halen tapes when his wife isn’t around.

https://consequenceofsound.net/aux-out/i-love-bombastic-rock-bands-whos-with-me/

Deflatormouse, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

can i take back my last post?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

Listening to 5150 today and I’d honestly forgotten “Love Walks In” & “Why Can’t This Be Love” were this early on

They def have a OU812/F.U.C.K. vibe

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

^Looking at tracklists, I was surprised "Top of The World" was on F.U.C.K. instead of being one of the first things they put out with him.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

Summer nightz

calstars, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link

^ eddie sitting on the mids doesn’t suit him

calstars, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Can't help think that Croz is a bit of a dick.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

never mind that DLR's version of "let's party" is pretty quantum…

This made me lol hard. :) Right on.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

I was an editor on a reality show some years back where Sammy Hagar guested and I can say, based on the couple of hours of rushes I had to watch to get his guest appearance into shape, he’s a genuinely nice bro.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

Cros is a lot of a dick

i swear his niceness is just a myth propelled solely by his santa-beard these days

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link

also dude is a fuckin contrarian through and through. $100 he is only saying “meh” because he knows literally everyone was talking about EVH and didnt feel like kissing ~the dead guy’s~ ass

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 22:37 (three years ago) link

And I feel her....from acroxxxs the room!

calstars, Tuesday, 13 October 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link

I just listened to Dreams for the first time in forever and whoever said it sounded like an Air Force commercial is otmfm.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 23:14 (three years ago) link

crosby is a dick but people are really overreacting to that tweet

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

OTM

I guess I'd be lonesome (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

Croz basically apologized too

yes you Van Halen fans I did just toss off an answer that was not cool ...the even more embarrassing truth is ..I didn't even remember he had just died or I would have kept my mouth shut....I do make mistakes ...no offense intended

— David Crosby (@thedavidcrosby) October 13, 2020

J. Sam, Wednesday, 14 October 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link

rmde

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

I just listened to Dreams for the first time in forever and whoever said it sounded like an Air Force commercial is otmfm.

I do love this song, actually. It's more like decent Journey.

I guess I'd be lonesome (Sund4r), Wednesday, 14 October 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

The Onion used the band as fodder for some seriously good yuks...

http://www.theonion.com/jamie-crying-1819564111
http://entertainment.theonion.com/cia-admits-role-in-1985-coup-to-oust-david-lee-roth-1819577255
http://politics.theonion.com/clinton-hagar-meet-to-discuss-federal-speed-limit-issu-1819564715

But my favorite was when they just had a headline without a story:
"Sammy Hagar Discovers Second Way to Rock"

Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Thursday, 15 October 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link

like decent Journey

i know you didn't mean it as a slam but this is ice fucking cold

also, lol

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 October 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link

i mean wait til dee snyder hears about *this*

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 October 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

i for one am outraged

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 October 2020 01:10 (three years ago) link

LMAO Croz didn't remember he just died so full of shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 October 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link

He may be drug free now but his brain's been high since 1975

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link

worst backpedal ever #choad

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 October 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

“i didnt say meh. i said yeh! i was misquoted”

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 October 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link

I'm no fan of Crosby, but everyone on twitter knows that if you ask his opinion on just about any musician that he doesn't personally know, you're gonna get some shit talking. It's the only reason anyone asks him these questions. He, as expected, took the bait. I think it's stupid to get mad at how his game works, even if I vehemently disagree with his dumb ass 99% of the time.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 October 2020 03:20 (three years ago) link

hey look i just enjoy openly hating him, it’s my right as an American

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 October 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

lol fair

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 15 October 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link

absolutely need to hear VG's american accent now

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 October 2020 03:39 (three years ago) link

YALL CAYNT HANDLE IT

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 October 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link

Crosby still more likable than Stills or Nash.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 October 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link

Anyway guy’s answering like a hundred Twitter questions a day, who cares

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 October 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link

teach the Tweeters well

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Thursday, 15 October 2020 04:45 (three years ago) link

I love their music to this day but to a man all 3 are all monstrous assholes in their own magical ways.

but i digress

tell me more about how van hagar sounds like “decent” journey

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 October 2020 05:05 (three years ago) link

Just that song, maybe one or two others. Most of it sounds like crap Journey imo.

I guess I'd be lonesome (Sund4r), Thursday, 15 October 2020 05:26 (three years ago) link

is Nash bad? never heard much about him

he didn't come off bad in Shakey which is where I learned the most about CSN

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link

I think I mainly don't like him for talking shit abt Crazy Horse, but also always sleeping w/ people's wives

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link

He was a steadfast friend for many years to Crosby when nobody else could handle the guy anymore, so I retract. I just think his music is boring.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 October 2020 13:15 (three years ago) link

The only thing I know about Nash is the Innocent Eyes video starring John Ritter, which is a stone classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KwQORT1T6k

peace, man, Thursday, 15 October 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

That might be the most '80s song/video combo ever. It could literally be by anyone/everyone.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

I think I mainly don't like him for talking shit abt Crazy Horse, but also always sleeping w/ people's wives

― error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, October 15, 2020 8:12 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

crosby's so fucking foul this is like eagle scout material in comparison

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

Good piece in the LA Times about the early Pasadena days

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2020-10-15/eddie-van-halen-david-lee-roth-pasadena-high-school

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 October 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

I live close to that liquor store at Allen and Villa, and walked over last weekend. About a dozen people there, and someone left a Fender Squire (the type that sold for < $100 at Guitar Center) on the sidewalk where Eddie's "Van Halen" was written. Then I walked to the house and there were people there too.

nickn, Thursday, 15 October 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

Great piece. RIP Eddie.

SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 15 October 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

Finally saw Van Halen at Staples Center in 2007 and it...wasn't amazing, thinking back. Still happy to have seen them in some capacity.

Fast forward to 2017, Metallica at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. They did a brief, "impromptu" cover of Running With The Devil which I found endearing.

DT, Friday, 16 October 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

my wife and I were visiting LA for a week in spring 15. Driving around listening to shitty LA rock radio, I kept hearing references to Van Halen playing the Sunset Strip… so we figured out that they were to play outside on the strip for the Fallon show the night before we were to go back to NYC. I had never seen any version of the band, so I really felt that we had to see this…my wife does not in fact like VH; she would have been psyched were it GnR or Poison or the Crue…but she was game. A fancy showrunner buddy we were visiting the night before called his pal at the Fallon show to get us some, ahem, elite access, which amounted to showing up to a tent a few blacks away three hours before VH was to hit; we were eventually herded with about 50 not important enough people some 200 yards from the stage, behind hundreds of people who had been waiting in line all day. Frankie Banali was waiting among us, so was Scott Ian, but he was spirited away, maybe to where someone like Dave Grohl would be, on a roof in an expensive chair getting a foot massage.

No beer, no refreshment, no nothing to take the edge off. VH didn't start playing when they were sposed to, so we had to be "entertained" by this bald warm-up guy who shouted like Kinison… it was very trying. 1 and half hour late, they hit the stage. And so this was the infamous incident in which DLR did a sword dance while the band was gearing up "panama," hit himself on the nose. started bleeding and abandoned ship during the solo, leaving the band to pedal around the "runnin' a little hot tonight" breakdown, Eddie skreeing and skrawing, for 10 minutes…

Then Roth returns and they start the song over…this destroyed any momentum for me, and they played like the state fair Roth era set. With "Ain't Talkin" launching, I said "fuck this," my wife said "and how," and we went to Chateau Marmont to meet up with Fact checkin' Cuz.

veronica moser, Friday, 16 October 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib3nuHsiG_Y

veronica moser, Friday, 16 October 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

A+ anecdote

logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Friday, 16 October 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

And that's why you don't play with swords.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

Man, I always forget that DLR is practically covered with tattoos.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 October 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

the kimmel show, goddamnmit…

veronica moser, Friday, 16 October 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

DLR looks like a younger Stephen Miller.

Quiet Storm Thorgerson (PBKR), Friday, 16 October 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

With the help of George Lopez, Sammy and Eddie were able to reconcile:

https://ultimateclassicrock.com/george-lopez-sammy-hagar-eddie-van-halen/

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 17 October 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

I don't think this gets said enough, but Eddie is a trip on headphones.

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 October 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

Also: The secret genius of "I'll Wait" is that it's VH doing their take on "The Model".

"what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 October 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link

I'll Wait is so good. They had the sense to leave a lot of space, that eerie synth sound and the big booming drums, way different that how most big rock acts tried to embrace new wave

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 October 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

I'll Wait is so good. They had the sense to leave a lot of space, that eerie synth sound and the big booming drums, way different that how most big rock acts tried to embrace new wave

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 October 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

really excited about this. I do a music podcast and Greg Renoff (Van Halen Rising author) gave us 2 hours of his time. so many cool tidbits on the band and its history, great guy

Did you know: Eddie Van Halen’s Eruption, the searing solo heard ‘round the world, almost didn’t make the album. @gregrenoff joins @matthelgeson and @nintendufus for a new Van Halen episode of CrossFade!https://t.co/RrDA2l5naw pic.twitter.com/WNxb7AbmIM

— MinnMax (@MinnMaxShow) October 23, 2020

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 23 October 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

i only saw Eddie Van Halen once, at Neil Young’s Bridge Benefit show in like 92 or 93? It was the end of the night and Simon & Garfunkel were doing “sound of silence”... Eddie stumbles out from backstage and (drunkenly?) attempts to accompany them on guitar. it was ridiculous and I was just happy he was there.

brimstead, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

anybody else at that show?

brimstead, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

did he add a tapping solo over it?

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:44 (three years ago) link

Lol at the image of EVH interjecting a full Eruption style solo, divebombs and all, into the middle of SOS

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

Wow. It's almost a shreds video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0y3o3zXFBA

peace, man, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link

haha half of that solo isn't even in key

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link

Ha, that's an infamous mess.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

shades of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkV5XqEd2Do

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

“Special plans!”

calstars, Sunday, 1 November 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

Stephen Thomas Erlewine's reflections on EVH and the band through all its incarnations may be the best yet I've read:

https://sterlewine.substack.com/p/eddie-van-halen-happy-trails

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

I don't think this gets said enough, but Eddie is a trip on headphones.



https://images.app.goo.gl/BP6Bc5m5cNXBMPe58

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link

I've heard "Hot for Teacher" a few times on the radio recently, turned it up and noticed a few things with the drums I'd never really thought about before. At first I was convinced there was more overdubbing throughout the whole thing, a la the intro, and maybe there was, but then I came across this isolated track:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbanpC_K62M

And a commenter made this, er, comment:

The 1st part of the intro is played on a Simmons pad with sticks then you hear the kick drums come in underneath. Everybody thinks the 1st part is his feet but that's actually his hands on a Simmons pad. Then the bass drums come in which are also Simmons pads. 1984 was Simmons pads with a ludwig super phonic snare drum and Roto-toms along with Paiste symbols. No actual real wood drums were used in the 1984 recording. I actually have very rare pictures of 5150 studio when that album was recorded, the Simmons pads were red.

I knew about the Simmons pads, but I didn't realize it was sort of an all-artificial material set, which maybe explains why the whole thing sounds so uncanny valley sci-fi.

One thing I haven't figured out (it's also mentioned in passing in those comments) is the occasional stick-click. It happens two or three times, but I can't tell if Alex is doing it on purpose for effect, doing it on purpose to help everyone's timing (a la Bonham in "Black Dog") or messing up. The last seems the least likely answer, since they would have just done another take, but I'm not sure which of the first two I'm going with.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:01 (three years ago) link

You can see the set in the background here:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/b1/58/e8b1587b73c8f1995332e25eba84a01a.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 November 2020 14:03 (three years ago) link

that intro makes me think of Bow Wow Wow

Josefa, Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

Good thread on Simmons :

http://forums.stevehoffman.tv/threads/albums-where-drummers-use-simmons-drums-electronic-drums.478617/

calstars, Saturday, 7 November 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

it can't be his hands at the start on the pads, b/c there's also a tom pattern he does about :12 seconds in, and he obviously does that w/hands

interesting follow up to that comment tho

Ted Templeman said in his autobiography that the first few seconds are actually a recording of the exhaust from Eddie's Laborghini. Donn Landee (the engineer) played with it until it blended with the start of Alex's drums.

a (waterface), Monday, 9 November 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

exhaust from Eddie's Laborghini.

No way this is accurate. This sounds like the conflation/confusion of several stories, but closest to the revving in "Panama."

Also:

it can't be his hands at the start on the pads, b/c there's also a tom pattern he does about :12 seconds in, and he obviously does that w/hands

It's overdubbed, that much everyone agrees on.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 November 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

Like, the bulk of the song is fast/exhausting enough, but it's telling that afaict he never did the full intro live. There are, of course, all sorts of mutant drummers now that have figured out ways to do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GXshVjEVU8

And there's a similar callback here (which is insane, but Meshuggah, you know)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 November 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

ah my bad i thought you were stating there were no overdubs

a (waterface), Monday, 9 November 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

Reminds me of Copeland’s stories, another multi-tracker that people have figured how to replicate

calstars, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

Yeah, he supposedly got a hoot out of watching people play, say, "Message in a Bottle," which takes a few extra arms/overdubs.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 November 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

Wolfgang Van Halen has released a solo track in tribute to his father. The song is barely there, but the video is worth watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI3aPJkZmNU

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 16 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

Emotional! Thanks

calstars, Monday, 16 November 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hot shoe, boinin’ down the avenue

calstars, Sunday, 6 December 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

he went for John Fogerty on that one for some reason

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 6 December 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Huh. Apparently Eddie and Alex recorded demos of "Christine Sixteen" and "Got Love For Sale" with Simmons. Had no idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWPOJWevONI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yccJRMHRNDk

Darin, Friday, 29 January 2021 16:07 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

It's Two for Tuesday on the local classic rock station. They played Hot for Teacher, so I was pumped, but they followed it with a really shitty Sammy Hagar solo track. That's cheating!

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 17:34 (three years ago) link

a real #2 all right

microsloth fig stimulator (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:44 (three years ago) link

You should be able to conduct a citizen's arrest in this situations

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:51 (three years ago) link

They should have played "Just Like Paradise" instead of "Hot for Teacher", as a democratic gesture.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 18:55 (three years ago) link

that is a goddamn outrage imo

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

they should be forced by a court to play "beautiful girls" at least once per day for the next month

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:54 (three years ago) link

I believe that is an FCC violation, iirc, per the Two-Fer Tuesday/Mandatory Metallica/Get the Led Out reauthorization act of 1996.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 19:55 (three years ago) link

Yeah, no amount of Breakfast with the Beatles can redeem a DJ essentially cock-blocking a rock block, let alone with the Red Rider.

The shitty song in question was something called "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy." The classic rock station should have known better, or at least if you are going to play a solo song by human dud Sammy Hagar in tandem with a Van Halen song, pick a "classic" Hagar song and not some blatant stinker. As Genius notes in response to the line "hot, sweet cherries on the vine," "This leads one to believe that Mr. Hagar is not much of a horticulturalist. Cherries grow on trees. It’s a tough spot. 'Grapes' would be an unstressed syllable short, and 'melons' would bear unintended meanings." He's got a point, in that Hagar is such a shitty lyricist that what little meaning his songs have are always totally, thoroughly intentional. When Hagar is singing about aliens, he is not using metaphors.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:05 (three years ago) link

Sammy loves his fruit, though, as one listen to "Up for Breakfast" on the 2004 Van Halen compilation will indicate.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link

Hmm having just peruse the lyrics for "Up for Breakfast" I'd wager a single US dollar this song is about sexual intercourse

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melons)
Woo, cherries on bananas (you gonna need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

Is cherries on bananas a sex thing? I've been out of the game too long

chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 20:23 (three years ago) link

it means there's acne on his dick, Woo

microsloth fig stimulator (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 21:27 (three years ago) link

they should be forced by a court to play "beautiful girls" at least once per day for the next month

Could have sworn there was an exclamation mark in the title ...

calstars, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 21:28 (three years ago) link

nah, just in the vocal

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 13 April 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link

Only time will tell if cherries wilt on vines... yeah!

pplains, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 12:32 (three years ago) link

"The shitty song in question was something called "Your Love Is Driving Me Crazy"

you strike me, JiC, as a guy what had listened to or at least was present for the AOR era, distinct from classic rock. and the above indicates that you had not heard the above song prior to the other day? That's odd to me… I'm fond of it, in that I often am fond of songs which owe their existence to John David Kalodner not hearing a single among the songs recorded for an early 80s AOR-oriented record and insisting that the artist write some sell out shit…

veronica moser, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 13:34 (three years ago) link

Is cherries on bananas a sex thing? I've been out of the game too long

― chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, April 13, 2021 3:23 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i don't think there's any reason to read anything dirty into this...sammy's just a foodie, for ex "poundcake"

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 13:44 (three years ago) link

thought that was Bob Plant on the right

calstars, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 14:17 (three years ago) link

L-R: Sam Hagar, Bob Plant

pplains, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 14:46 (three years ago) link

Is cherries on bananas a sex thing? I've been out of the game too long

― chr1sb3singer, Tuesday, April 13, 2021 3:23 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

i don't think there's any reason to read anything dirty into this...sammy's just a foodie, for ex "poundcake"

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 13:44 (one hour ago) link

You are probably right, I doubt Sammy is that crude, it isn't like he would name an album FUCK or anyt-...wait

chr1sb3singer, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 15:36 (three years ago) link

the "Bob Plant emissions" jokes bookending every trip to the loo must be insufferable.

microsloth fig stimulator (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 15:45 (three years ago) link

I need one of those dumb shirts that says:
Sam and
Dave and
Bob and
Guy

calstars, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 16:10 (three years ago) link

"She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honey to my melons)
Woo, cherries on bananas (you gonna need a second helping)
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning"

Also "up": my breakfast

Perhaps there is a cosmic balance between the volume of breakfast consumed by Sammy and the volume of breakfast lost by others as a result

Harthill Services (Neil Willett), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:05 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ6bli9Xir4

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 00:43 (two years ago) link

Alex killing it

calstars, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 01:10 (two years ago) link

It's one thing to alter the pitch and tempo of two songs, isolate certain tracks, and mash those together. Bill is far and away the best in the business when it comes to that.
But THIS particular mashup... if you're a die hard Van Halen fan, you hear it right away... that's NOT how DLR sang the song! Bill altered the tempo, cadence and inflection of INDIVIDUAL WORDS from the original vocal track, and did it so skillfully that it comes out sounding completely natural and unedited. It's the audio equivalent of a Deep Fake... he turned DLR into a country singer. This is Next Level stuff, even for McClintock.
BRAVO, sir.
P.S. am I crazy, or did I hear like 5 notes from the bridge of And The Cradle Will Rock thrown in there? Genius.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 03:28 (two years ago) link

tremendous work

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 11:10 (two years ago) link

David did a country album, Strummin' With the Devil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olk8rZmlhY4

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link

Thoughts on Mammoth WVH? Considering he plays all the instruments, has a tight group sound. He has a good voice, too, reminds me vaguely of Nicky Wire. Surprised at the quality of this, and wonder if EVH hadn't passed, if these songs would have fueled a new VH album.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 12 August 2021 14:52 (two years ago) link

Quality butt rock.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 August 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link

1993 called

calstars, Thursday, 12 August 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link

haha yes. extremely Soundgarden. but i like Soundgarden!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 August 2021 16:30 (two years ago) link

One of the new songs (with Hagar) on Best of Both Worlds, the 2004 Van Halen compilation, sounded like Soundgarden too; it's permanently grunge time at the Van Halen's.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 13 August 2021 14:37 (two years ago) link

Not a bad thing

calstars, Friday, 13 August 2021 15:07 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

In 2015, a writer found an email address that supposedly belonged to Eddie Van Halen. He fired off a note on a lark — and kicked off a five-year friendship that lasted until Eddie’s death.https://t.co/Uar74VTSpo

— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) July 3, 2022

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 3 July 2022 19:41 (one year ago) link

!!

pplains, Sunday, 3 July 2022 22:46 (one year ago) link

...and the name of that writer...was Gary Cherone

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 3 July 2022 23:56 (one year ago) link

eight months pass...

Van Halen is literally my fucking name you grape https://t.co/ceuP5axF1x

— Wolf Van Halen (@WolfVanHalen) March 21, 2023

Which reminds me, Van Halen obviously played for years before the first album came out. Has anyone ever come across any first-hand accounts, in contemporaneous reviews or anything like that, of when EVH showed off his tapping and other sci-fi techniques? I've heard some party band boots of the group doing covers and stuff, but EVH's playing, while good, still sounds pretty conventional. But I assume there's a clear point at which he started doing his trademark stuff live before the release of the first album, right?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 March 2023 15:06 (one year ago) link

Greg Renoff's Van Halen Rising documents it.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 22 March 2023 18:13 (one year ago) link

Thanks!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 March 2023 19:19 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

That book was great, thanks again. Very interesting and informative.

Meanwhile, found this rippin' performance of "Hot for Teacher" that focuses on Michael for most of the solo, then a bit of the fans, then, finally, EVH ... from the chest up. Weird.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaPlKTFnXz4

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 April 2023 16:28 (one year ago) link

They were a really fun live band back in the day. Very positive energy.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:27 (one year ago) link

Always shocking how high Anthony’s voice is

calstars, Friday, 14 April 2023 18:30 (one year ago) link

It's the pants.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 April 2023 18:32 (one year ago) link

That's probably why you didn't get a closeup of Eddie below the belt.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:33 (one year ago) link

video shot by charter president of Moms for Michael

Will.I.Am's fetid urine (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:33 (one year ago) link

that video rules, thanks

Perverted By Linguiça (sleeve), Friday, 14 April 2023 18:37 (one year ago) link

I've thought about bands I'd want to see if someone invents time travel and peak Van Halen would probably be in the top five

joygoat, Friday, 14 April 2023 19:03 (one year ago) link

I saw them in 1979, still one of my favorite shows ever.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 15 April 2023 19:41 (one year ago) link

goddamn I bet

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 15 April 2023 19:44 (one year ago) link

Old library coworker of mine grew up in Pasadena and very much attended a number of those famed backyard shows in the early-mid 70s. Says it was a real experience.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 April 2023 20:14 (one year ago) link

I saw my guitar teacher's tribute band do a sold out Van Halen show last night, and if the crowd of old people now is any indication, it really must have been nuts back then. people were crazy.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 April 2023 20:20 (one year ago) link

Nailing that HFT tapping riff in the intro…man

calstars, Saturday, 15 April 2023 21:13 (one year ago) link

Good read. There was another one I read online around time Ed died that was awesome story from the kids that went to the back yard and early shows that I could not find the link.

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2020-10-15/eddie-van-halen-david-lee-roth-pasadena-high-school

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Sunday, 16 April 2023 00:13 (one year ago) link

There is also a really low budget documentary about Quiet Riot (VH’s rival band) that had some good info on that same era and scene.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Sunday, 16 April 2023 00:15 (one year ago) link

Randy Rhoads was guitarist in some of that early Quiet Riot FYI. I know Chris Holmes from WASP is in that documentary and he knew all of them as a teenager.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Sunday, 16 April 2023 00:19 (one year ago) link

https://www.amazon.com/Inside-Metal-Pioneers-L/dp/B0797BSFMS?ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=c196e9b2-17c8-40da-9a98-e5dd083b2273

this is an amazing no budget doc about the pre hair metal LA scene that goes very in depth

Drop Dead Legs has great rhythm … all those unrealized ghost notes are wonderful

calstars, Sunday, 16 April 2023 20:59 (one year ago) link

That live Hot for Teacher is the best medicine rn

I've thought about bands I'd want to see if someone invents time travel and peak Van Halen would probably be in the top five

i have this exact thought very often. well, almost. i don't have a ranking.

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Sunday, 16 April 2023 22:49 (one year ago) link

This is peak Van Halen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8APTMyKsg

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Monday, 17 April 2023 19:57 (one year ago) link

That's peak anybody. Who's out there delivering that kind of live energy now?

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 17 April 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link

Michael Anthony is 98% energy, 2% bass playing.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 20:22 (one year ago) link

lol

The Titus Andromedon Strain (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 17 April 2023 20:30 (one year ago) link

though I will say I think a busier bassist would have been totally wrong for VH

Michael Anthony is pure, concentrated joy. Someone should bottle his essence and sling it as an antidepressant.

That's peak anybody.

concur.

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Monday, 17 April 2023 20:40 (one year ago) link

Watching the ‘84 Montreal show…right at the beginning when EVH starts Unchained, lone spotlight and then the band kicks in and DLR does the splits off the riser….I got goosebumps just watching the grainy YT footage, can’t imagine what the front row was like

Paraphrasing what someone said in the comments but if I was 13,14 with a ticket DLR would have been some kind of comic book superhero shit to me

Master of Treacle, Monday, 17 April 2023 20:42 (one year ago) link

though I will say I think a busier bassist would have been totally wrong for VH

I'm listening to the albums on Tidal and I feel like they might have been remixed slightly during the last round of remasters, because I can hear a lot more of Anthony now and on some songs, like "Everybody Wants Some," he plays his ass off and has a really disgusting-in-a-good-way tone.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 17 April 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link

pretty sure if i had been at that oakland coliseum show it would be the single best show i've ever seen.

my first gig was Van Hagar at the nassau coliseum in... 1994? was i in the right place at the wrong time or what

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Monday, 17 April 2023 20:53 (one year ago) link

listened to 1984 in full yesterday, it's as thrilling as rock music gets

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Monday, 17 April 2023 21:00 (one year ago) link

Hell yeah
I saw them in NY on the ou812 tour

calstars, Monday, 17 April 2023 22:11 (one year ago) link

Quiet Riot (VH’s rival band)

This is news to me.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 April 2023 22:17 (one year ago) link

QR was Randy Rhoades original band, and iirc along with Ratt had kind of been humping it out in LA for years (like VH) until the success of VH opened the door.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 22:20 (one year ago) link

I don't remember Quiet Riot having anywhere close to Van Halen levels of success. I can definitely see the potential for a Randy Rhoads/Eddie Van Halen rivalry, but of course the former's life and career were sadly cut short.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 April 2023 22:22 (one year ago) link

Metal Health sold 6 million!

good overview of the development of the LA scene

xp And I saw them at the Colorado State Fairgrounds in Pueblo at the height of their success lol

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 April 2023 22:24 (one year ago) link

Per Van Halen Rising, one of the reasons it took them forever to get signed is that everyone thought metal (or what passed the metal) was dead. VH jumpstarted its "comeback" just in time for MTV. That part of the story is where that hair metal oral history picks up.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 22:27 (one year ago) link

I remember buying the first album when it came out because Dave looked like Robert Plant. I put it on and realized I'd never heard anything quite like it before. It didn't sound like metal, but it also didn't sound like much else.

I would have loved to see them open up for (and mop the floor with) Sabbath.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 April 2023 22:30 (one year ago) link

Yeah they had the attack of metal but not the viscosity. it's like they freed it from the sludge.

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Monday, 17 April 2023 22:44 (one year ago) link

They were just so much fun, none of that vein of evil that many (most?) metal bands had running through them. They formed as a party band and stayed that way.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 22:50 (one year ago) link

DLR doing mad dash big expressionistic brush strokes, all those breathless exultations, meaning beyond language,

brimstead, Monday, 17 April 2023 23:13 (one year ago) link

The weirdest aspect of the Van Halen saga, from start to (first) finish, is all the people shit talking DLR as a terrible singer. Like, by what standard? By the standard of all the silly operatic metal castrati? Sammy is a great singer, but he is proof positive that that means next to nothing compared to what Roth brought.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 23:18 (one year ago) link

Like, live, sure, I can imagine his relative limitations might have been more apparent, and of course he made up for it with all his energy. But it's not like you can hear him doing the splits in the studio, and all those records still rule.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 23:20 (one year ago) link

Diamond Dave was one of the great front men of the era. I completely lost interest when Hagar replaced him. I still can't listen to those albums.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 April 2023 23:23 (one year ago) link

They're extra dire when you consider Sammy was largely brought on to give their songwriting a boost.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 23:24 (one year ago) link

iirc, the “party band” tag became something of an Achilles heel for Eddie. He really wanted VH to be the next Zeppelin, but Dave’s constant “HOW’S EVERYBODY DOIN’ TONIGHT?” and his solo EP destroyed (in Eddie’s view) any deep mystery that might elevate the band to Zep levels.

(Just want to point out that I love DLR VH, and DLR’s exhortations re: the audiences’ feelings about how they felt on a particular evening were both welcome and, significantly, the antithesis of, say, Kiss’s stiff, unswinging, calculated YOU WILL BE ENTERTAINED BY US directives.)

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 17 April 2023 23:27 (one year ago) link

Eddie's categorical mistake was that Zeppelin was also, in fact, a party band.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 April 2023 23:29 (one year ago) link

That Rising book really underscored that were it not for Dave the Van Halen brothers would have stuck to pretty generic boogie and butt rock, and possibly just faded away. They lacked the spark, or were too shy or naive, and it took Dave to admonish them into getting the crowd dancing.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 23:33 (one year ago) link

They're extra dire when you consider Sammy was largely brought on to give their songwriting a boost.

― Josh in Chicago,

I thought his ability to play more than credible second guitar was a factor too?

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 April 2023 23:34 (one year ago) link

That as well, but obviously EVH had been doing fine by himself.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 23:39 (one year ago) link

I mention it only because during live clips I've seen recorded in 1986-1987 EVH is serious about playing synths, which forced Hagar to play guitar.

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 17 April 2023 23:40 (one year ago) link

I think the backlog of demos and ideas was running low, exacerbated by hard drinking. Iirc even stuff like the Right Now piano part had been sitting around for years, but EVH was having trouble actually finishing anything, which is where Sammy came in.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 April 2023 23:41 (one year ago) link

He came to resemble Eddie, the mascot of Iron Maiden, more than the young man in the videos above.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Monday, 17 April 2023 23:45 (one year ago) link

Eddie wanted Patty Smyth to replace DLR as the lead singer of VH, but she declined. That might've ruled. I remember Smyth saying in an interview that she doesn't regret turning down the offer because if she had said yes, she never would have written 'Baby Sometimes Love Just Ain't Enough'. We might have been spared that tune and Sammy Hagar, plus treated to a VH mach II fronted by Patty Smyth.

DLR's first 2 solo albums with Steve Vai >>>>>>>>> all the Van Hagar stuff.

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 00:00 (one year ago) link

This is not the Quiet Riot of 1983, more when they were rival cover bands playing parties in the mid 70s.

Lots of those 80s metal bands had literally been around for over a decade as cover bands. An interesting flip to how that scene worked is in the Twisted Sister documentary, which they were doing for well over a decade before they got a record deal.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 00:33 (one year ago) link

also 67% of all hair metal dudes had been in the band London at some point

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 00:38 (one year ago) link

The early part of that Twisted Sister documentary was really interesting talking about the cover band scene of the early mid 70s.

All those guys in Motley Crue, Dokken, GNR, Ratt, Wasp etc had earlier bands same time as VH and Quiet Riot.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 00:40 (one year ago) link

This is the Twisted Sister movie. I thought the first part about the East Coast cover band was interesting.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Are_Twisted_Fucking_Sister!

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 00:45 (one year ago) link

twisted sister doc is really good imo

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 April 2023 01:19 (one year ago) link

Here's what your bassist is supposed to sound like when your band doesn't have a rhythm guitar player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eu8RpcChZrw

pplains, Tuesday, 18 April 2023 14:00 (one year ago) link

Renoff made a spotify playlist comprised of every song VH is known to have played before Ostin and Templeman came calling (I deleted Spotify so I don't have a link) … indeed, Edward and Alex's interest were exclusively in shit-hot licks "player's music," and didn't much like it when DLR brought in Kool & the gang, Isleys and JB as stuff that girls like to dance to… so there is Queen, Kiss, Grand Funk, Aerosmith, ZZ top, Santana, as well as the Black Sabbath and Cream selections that the brothers liked… Eddie also liked Tommy Bolin, so they played whatever the monster shuffle song on Spectrum is called… he also liked a lot of 70s hard rock with hot licks bands that are not well known, like a band called Stray Dog? Anyone? Almost as soon as VH hit, Eddie lost interest in what was going on in music, apart from Holdsworth, and he did like Nirvana (upon meeting KC, he drunkenly begged "please let me play with you! Let me play the Mexican's guitar!" —more accurately, the german/mexican's guitar). He many many times said that the last record that meant anything to him was Peter Gabriel's So.

Guitar mag journalists who interacted with Eddie know that it isn't LZ that he emulated; it was Clapton (although he admitted that his playing and composing resembled Page more). Despite being the undisputed titan of the guitar from 1978-1992, upon whom several industries depended, he was insecure…Clapton was classy and had the respect of the music industry establishment that EVH craved: he distanced himself from the Sunset Strip/ hair metal milieu as quickly as he could… when Sammy comes into the band, they presented themselves sartorially as little like Ratt and the Crue and all the acts they had set the table for as possible…whereas Kiss and Aerosmith were eager to associate with the bands they had inspired alongside VH. Similarly, DLR went along with the hair-metal movement with Eat em and Smile through 91, probly out of fealty to market based rationales more than pride in the rock idiom he, Los Bros VH, Kiss and Aerosmith had more or less created…at the same time, he was always intellectually engaged and curious in not not only music but all kinds of experiences, far more than the incurious Los Bros VH.

Also: Sammy is often blamed for the occasionally ponderous synth-heavy likes of "Love walks In" or "When it's Love." but the driver of that shit was Eddie. He wanted to show that he was more more sophisticated and classy than the acts he had inspired, and Sammy, who would be more sympathetic to such aims than DLR would (scoffing in ways that drove EVH nuts), obliged.

veronica moser, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 14:43 (one year ago) link

I love his love for all that unfashionable boogie heavy rock stuff like Cactus, Ten Years After, Beck, Bogart & Appice etc

"Hot for Teacher" is totally based on that stuff

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 15:03 (one year ago) link

i don't think anyone is blaming Sammy for the synth-heavy ballads, we're blaming him for, like, the lyrics to Poundcake.

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 19:07 (one year ago) link

very impressive imo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEK-ZikFACc

hoonja doonja love me anymore (Deflatormouse), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 19:09 (one year ago) link

He many many times said that the last record that meant anything to him was Peter Gabriel's So.


Also: Sammy is often blamed for the occasionally ponderous synth-heavy likes of "Love walks In" or "When it's Love." but the driver of that shit was Eddie. He wanted to show that he was more more sophisticated and classy than the acts he had inspired,


it’s really befuddling to me when an artist just kind of turfs out like this aesthetically. So? Reallly? And the not-all-that remarkable synth EVH incorporated just made VH sound less sophisticated, more
Hollywood and Disney imo.

brimstead, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 20:11 (one year ago) link

it brought "Jump" into this dark planet of ours, it was all worth it

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 20:13 (one year ago) link

Come on, Dave, give me a break

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 19 April 2023 21:52 (one year ago) link

Have you seen Junior's grades?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 21:55 (one year ago) link

I would think there’s a lot of Ritchie Blackmore in EVH’s playing, so somewhat surprised he hasn’t come up itt, though I guess Deep Purple is represented by Tommy Bolin

Josefa, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 22:39 (one year ago) link

That book reveals that he didn't start tapping or using a whammy until maybe 6 months before the first album. That's pretty crazy. If you listen to bootlegs from the early years, he was always a good guitarist but kind of anonymous in that hard rock/boogie vein. There's a great story, though, where they nab a gig opening for UFO, and he completely humiliates a worn out Michael Schenker.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 22:50 (one year ago) link

I legit wonder if J Mascis is a secretly a big EVH fan - certainly Eddie never had quite the pedalboard J has, but there’s something in his attack/amplification/style, esp. Sire years to present, that reminds me so much of W&CF/FW EVH.

BlackIronPrison, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 22:50 (one year ago) link

Stray Dog I know from one of those big Hipgnosis album cover books

https://www.discogs.com/master/176425-Stray-Dog-While-Youre-Down-There

One for the “horrible album titles” thread

brimstead, Wednesday, 19 April 2023 23:14 (one year ago) link

every so often I'd read a Van Halen interview and Eddie would constantly say he had to relearn the parts for the album because he'd already forgotten what he played and how to play it (riffs, solos, everything), but that he could relearn most everything quickly by ear.

as a dude who basically had to spend inordinate amounts of time learning to play anything I was kinda like "fuk uuuu". but is that kind of normal for a lot of heavily acclaimed guitar players, this ability to pick up a ton of music or relearn music by ear fast? I often see stories where bands are on tour, someone gets sick/hurt or whatever and they quickly identify a replacement, a guitar tech, or a friend from another band ,etc, and it's like in a day or two they suddenly know all the music.

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 00:04 (one year ago) link

A couple of weeks a go a friend of mine was given iirc less than 24-hours notice to sub for Robyn Hitchcock's bassist, who had caught covid. She said it was super stressful but was able to chart it out for herself more or less OK with minor mess-ups. Long story short, pros gonna pro.

But I've heard the same thing about EVH as with, I dunno, Peter Buck. I think it comes back pretty quickly. It's surely easier for EVH to re-learn his idiosyncratic parts than for someone else to come in and do it, though.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2023 02:12 (one year ago) link

If you want a slight boost of self-esteem, Google Eddie Van Halen's guest appearance with Simon and Garfunkel at one of those Bridge benefit shows. whether it's because he was in the wrong key, different tuning, or simply unrehearsed, he completely screws up a solo to "Sound of Silence." Even EVH is human.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2023 02:26 (one year ago) link

There's a notorious video from one of the early 2009 reunion gigs with DLR where the "Jump" synth track is played back at the wrong speed and EVH starts making his own "shreds" video.

I've been a citizen of the San Gabriel Valley for seven years now, and "Van Halen played my backyard!" is absolutely our local version of "George Washington slept here." Everyone who bookmarks this thread should read Renoff's book - it's a great book about Los Angeles. So much of what has been documented about 1970s LA follows Laurel Canyon, punks, etc. but zero about the suburbs, exurbs, and other cultural wastelands that the overground snooted at. The story about a biker getting stabbed to death right in front of the band during a gig at Walter Mitty's in Pomona (a notorious bar right across the street from the General Dynamics plant that built Atlas ICBMs) is straight out of a Mike Davis book.

Deflatormouse OTM on VH as anti-depressant. Been in bad shape the last few weeks and kinda dug out from it by driving around and listening to all of the Van Halen episodes of the Sunset Sound podcast. The three 2020 episodes with Brian Kehew is the closest you'll get to a Classic Album on the first album (DLR's Zolar X impersonation is hilarious).

Listening to VH II rn. Alex totally killing "Outta Love Again"

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 20 April 2023 02:41 (one year ago) link

I haven't read the book on VH's earliest days, but their former manager Noel Monk's book Runnin' With the Devil (he left right around the time Roth did) is fascinating.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 April 2023 02:45 (one year ago) link

great post elvis t. and hoping you feel better

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 April 2023 02:50 (one year ago) link

Lol the out of tune Jump video is hilarious, your brain knows it isn't going to resolve but it holds out hope nonetheless

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 02:53 (one year ago) link

Monk's book is good, but "Van Halen Rising" was more illuminating. Kind of like the (much shorter!) equivalent of Lewisohn's "Tune In."

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2023 10:22 (one year ago) link

Elvis T. sold me on VHR being the next book in my queue.

Dance the Night Away is the uplifting VH song for me. Just pure concentrated joy - DLR's screams are so ott, best Anthony backing vocals, and the long repeat and fade of the chorus is the "May the Road Rise Up to Meet You" of hard rock. I joke with my wife that I want it played as the final music at my funeral service.

This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Thursday, 20 April 2023 12:14 (one year ago) link

Here's (I hope) a minute of my guitar teacher's band of session guys nailing "Dance":

https://imgur.com/a/OXCAwxK

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2023 12:23 (one year ago) link

Guess not? This should be the link:

https://imgur.com/a/OXCAwxK

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2023 12:24 (one year ago) link

Re: that awful Jump performance.

https://www.guitarworld.com/news/the-true-story-behind-van-halens-infamous-out-of-tune-jump-performance-has-finally-been-revealed

t wasn’t too often that Eddie Van Halen was less than perfect on electric guitar. Which is why, for Van Halen fans, the infamous 2007 Greensboro, North Carolina show-closing performance of Jump – when Ed’s guitar was completely out-of-tune with the keyboard track – remains such a memorable moment.

Over the years, the screwup has largely been blamed on a tech, with many fans positing that the synth track was played back at the wrong sample rate. But now Eddie’s guitar tech at the time, Tom Weber, has cleared up the story.

Weber, along with Van Halen keyboard tech Greg Rule, appeared on Rock Talk with Mitch Lafon and The Jeremy White Podcast, and was asked about the Jump performance. Said White, “Were you there when that whole screwup with the keyboard happened? With the sample rate?”

“It’s not the keyboard sample rate. It had nothing to do with the keyboards. I haven’t been able to address this because it’s a sore spot for Ed. During the guitar solo, which was a couple of songs before the infamous incident, Ed loves to make noises with the guitar, we all know that. Anybody that’s been to a Van Halen show and been there for the guitar solo knows that you’re liable to hear any unearthly sound that Ed can make with a guitar.

“So at one point he took the guitar and literally jammed the headstock of the neck into the stage several times. Normally if there was a situation where the guitar was out of tune, obviously my job is to be ready for him with another guitar, which I was. Ed’s right-hand guy, Matt Bruck, and I were in ‘guitar world’ and it’s like, ‘Oh, crap – he’s knocked the guitar out of tune.’”

Weber continued, “Well, he fine-tunes it some and gets back into playing and I’m holding another guitar over my head so that he can see it and he’s waving it off. He’s still playing the solo, he’s fine-tuned, it’s passable. Well, they go right from that into Ain’t Talkin’ ‘bout Love, that’s the next song on the set list. Wolfgang starts playing and realizes that he’s not in tune with the guitar so he retunes a little bit so they’re in tune.

"So they’re in tune – you have guitar and bass in tune. So they play Ain’t Talkin’ ‘bout Love and Panama and then typically the band, at the end of the show, they come offstage for a minute, I switch guitars with Ed, and they go back on for the encore, which is Jump."

That particular night, however, "they didn’t come offstage," Weber said. "They went around the corner… we had what we call the ‘phone booth’ on stage left, the big ego ramp that went up around to this big cabinet that nobody ever used for anything. But they went around the side of that and Ed didn’t come off the stage to get another guitar.

“So now you have Wolfgang on his bass and Ed with his out-of-tune guitar on a keyboard song that is in tune. Ed didn’t have keyboards in his monitor mix so he didn’t hear that he was out of tune. So that’s where all that went."

As for what happened next?

"The funniest part about it was, he didn’t know that that had happened until a couple of weeks later when somebody was at the venue and showed him the video of it," Weber said.

"So I got called to the dressing room full of people and he said, ‘You handed me an out-of-tune guitar.’ I said, ‘No, I didn’t.’ I said, ‘If you’ll recall, you banged the headstock of the guitar into the stage that night several times and then you didn’t come off the stage to get the guitar at the end of the show for the encore. He said, ‘Ah, that wouldn’t make any difference.’"

According to Weber, Eddie, who had a guitar around his neck at the time, "proceeded to jam it into the dressing room floor, and in front of a room full of people it comes back up and it’s way out of tune. And I said, ‘Just sayin’…’ And that’s the last I ever heard about it.”

peace, man, Thursday, 20 April 2023 12:58 (one year ago) link

god i'm glad they cleared that up, was sick of the EVH fanboys insisting that it was a 'stupid tech who screwed up'

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 13:03 (one year ago) link

Eddie was wasted a lot of the time wasn't he?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 April 2023 13:11 (one year ago) link

The last time I saw him with Sammy he was a mess. Much better with DLR the next time.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 April 2023 13:20 (one year ago) link

the last tour here I didn't go as people warned me their shows had gotten a bit rough, and there was actually a Groupon for tix to their Tampa show as sales were so poor.

still regret it as I never got to see them live :/

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 13:24 (one year ago) link

in fairness though I think the reason people told me the shows were rough was Dave

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 13:24 (one year ago) link

they were both kinda rough

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 April 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link

there was this period where Eddie was wearing a good hair in a top knot and wearing like camo cargo shorts and shit like that, he seemed really bad off

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 April 2023 15:23 (one year ago) link

his hair not good hair, it was bad hair

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 April 2023 15:24 (one year ago) link

He many many times said that the last record that meant anything to him was Peter Gabriel's So.

And the world wept for for a EVH-on-synths cover of "Mercy Street."

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 April 2023 15:27 (one year ago) link

Only time I saw VH live was with Sammy but it was an awesome day was at the Monsters of Rock tour which also had The Scorpions, Fokken Dokken and Metallica.

You about cannot get more 1988 than that…especially as the show was in the ‘Hoosier Dome’. Ha!

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Thursday, 20 April 2023 15:27 (one year ago) link

the only time i saw VH was with cherone 😩

diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Thursday, 20 April 2023 15:43 (one year ago) link

only time I saw him was with Simon and Garfunkel

brimstead, Thursday, 20 April 2023 16:00 (one year ago) link

Hello, teacher, my old friend

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 16:12 (one year ago) link

I Am a Cock

the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 April 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link

*spits out tea*

Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 April 2023 16:13 (one year ago) link

i saw them in 2012-ish with Kool & The Gang opening.
Kool & The Gang was the highlight :/

VH was weird & awkward. Vibes were way off, as the kids say. Dave was super rambly & no one wanted to be there, incl the audience

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 April 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link

truly though kool & the gang were awesome & kinda saved the show from being an embarrassing waste of time & money

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 20 April 2023 16:45 (one year ago) link

It's funny, because when that tour was first announced, I thought "this was 100% DLR's idea, and it's kind of awesome, Van Halen and Kool & the Gang are both party bands, though in a very different way"...but when I thought about it for about 30 more seconds I was like, "nope, Kool & the Gang are a highly disciplined show band and Van Halen are a sloppy if showbizzy party-rock act — Kool & the Gang are gonna eat their lunch every single night without fail."

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 April 2023 16:48 (one year ago) link

I was just watching the "Best Of Both Worlds" bit from Live Without A Net and thought, I know I've heard this riff somewhere else...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 20 April 2023 17:02 (one year ago) link

TS: The first four Van Halen albums with Eddie's guitar in one channel and Sunset Sound's reverb chamber applied to it in the other vs. the original fake stereo version of The Beatles' first four albums with the with the vocals on one channel and the band in the other.

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 23 April 2023 09:08 (one year ago) link

I saw VH twice, both times touring the FUCK album (in retrospect, my least favorite of the Hagar albums). I don't remember either show being notably spectacular, but solid, professional events. First time the opener was Alice in Chains (!), second time the opener was Baby Animals (?).

ⓓⓡ (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 23 April 2023 11:43 (one year ago) link

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Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 23 April 2023 16:02 (one year ago) link

Posting this again to highlight Hagar's strengths (and the rest of them, for that matter):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYUKtW8ayhA

Also, points for sounding undeniably like Van Halen. That snare sound should be my ringtone.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 April 2023 16:25 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/sD4emLk.jpg

From the Monk book

calstars, Sunday, 7 May 2023 17:04 (eleven months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtaIh3GIdQM

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 11 May 2023 09:43 (eleven months ago) link

Not soon enough.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 11 May 2023 15:45 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Curio time -- a set of the complete "Star Fleet" sessions that EVH sat in on with Brian May in 1983 is getting a release:

https://www.udiscovermusic.com/news/expanded-boxset-brian-may-star-fleet-project/

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:03 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

(listening to II loud in my headphones on the railroad last night when the conductor comes to take my ticket)

conductor: "Van Halen?"
me: "yeah"
"they're one of my all time favorites"
"me too"
"they were the first concert i ever saw"
"me too"
"what year did you see them"
"1994, a little embarrassing"
"oh, that's when i was born, i didn't see them that early"
"when did you see them?"
"2007"
"was that with Roth?"
"yeah"
(enviously) "awesome"

reading the masculinity thread as Beautiful Girls plays and thinking how DLR's perspective is so unrelatable to me, i have no idea what he's talking about wrt Beautiful Girls and that used to make me feel defective or something, yet it hasn't diminished my enjoyment of this band at all.

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 13 July 2023 14:20 (nine months ago) link

honestly i only fuck with II for the last 3 songs, not that the rest of it doesn't rule but i'm putting it on because i wanna hear DOA

Deflatormouse, Thursday, 13 July 2023 14:27 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72Gqi0B1fYo

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 14:19 (seven months ago) link

spot on

calstars, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 15:25 (seven months ago) link

I think I remember that interview from after the MTV Awards!

Biggest moment was Eddie sucking in his cheeks, revealing some DLResque cheekbones, and doing a pitch perfect dead-eyed impression of Roth.

pplains, Tuesday, 19 September 2023 17:05 (seven months ago) link

this has all the quotable shit-talking from 1996/97…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IakQI4mWmRI

veronica moser, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 02:26 (seven months ago) link

Boozy boozy bop- ziti bop

calstars, Wednesday, 20 September 2023 10:48 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

My favorite part of Van Halen Rising is when Mo Ostin get's dragged to see Van Halen the first time. He turns to the (A&R?) guy who brought him and says, "they sound like money."

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Saturday, 16 December 2023 23:44 (four months ago) link

literally otm

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 December 2023 00:43 (four months ago) link

Amoeba records in SF has a separate artist tab for Van Hagar

brimstead, Sunday, 17 December 2023 19:45 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Wow, I've never heard this before:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsdvEQD-qls

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 January 2024 20:48 (two months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCoedOFRp80

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 27 January 2024 20:48 (two months ago) link

Excellent
Those closing credits sound like Jump (Part 2)

calstars, Saturday, 27 January 2024 22:23 (two months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyYP57A5sU

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 00:27 (two months ago) link

just emerged from a deep dive on account of "I'll Wait", same era, same vibe, apparently Ted Templeman voted against "I'll Wait" even after recruiting Michael McDonald to ghostwrite the thing

which is inconceivable, it's so good, give me all of the roth electro pop, lock van halen, roth and mcdonald in a room for a month and give them all the money and let me hear that please good lord why were these music executives so clueless

Florin Cuchares, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 05:50 (two months ago) link

music execs are like the police chief in Die Hard when it comes to decision making

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 06:27 (two months ago) link

the guitar solo on i'll wait -- and the concluding simple drum fill -- has lived in my head for years

despite or becuase of its ernieness

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 07:15 (two months ago) link

I'm sorry, you can't name yourself Mr. Rock & Roll if you haven't heard Hot for Teacher before.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 12:45 (two months ago) link

I don't know if it was the source of the deep dive, but coincidentally the newest issue of TapeOp has an interview with Donn Landee, who engineered all those Van Halen albums. Here's his "I'll Wait" story.

One song that bedeviled the band was "I'll Wait." Eventually, Michael McDonald co-wrote it. Do you remember that episode?

We had recorded the "I'll Wait" track, and Dave said he couldn't come up with any lyrics for it. Ted asked Michael McDonald to have a listen. Mike came into Ted's office, sang along with our tape, and Ted recorded his singing. Ted played it for me in the 5150 control room, and when it came to the chorus and I heard Mike sing, "I'll Wait," I knew that was it! I hit the talkback and said, "Ed! Get in here, you've got to hear this!"

Later he explains why the song became a sticking point, not because no one liked it but because the band was dead-set on calling the album "1984," and the plan was to release the album on January 1, 1984, and "I'll Wait" was (ironically) holding things up:

The record ran late and that caused some friction among Ted, you, and Ed. What happened?

"I'll Wait" wasn't done, and there were a couple little things that needed attention. I remember Lenny Waronker, who was then the label president, called and asked, "What's going on? When will you have it done?" I told him and he said, "Okay, then we can set the release for the first week in January." That was our final commitment, and we did it. Lenny really helped. We were able to have "Jump" come out on January 1st, and the album a week later.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 12:59 (two months ago) link

“I’ll Wait” indeed!

i can’t hear too much about this song. i would read an entire book about it

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 13:13 (two months ago) link

No way the egos of Roth, Eddie and Mike mcD would last more than an hour in a room together

calstars, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:15 (two months ago) link

Fwiw I have a pretty clear memory of seeing the 1984 album in my local record store at the end of 1983. It drew my attention precisely because it had arrived "early." The store may not have been selling it yet, and/or the official release date may have been in '84 but I would testify that the album was done and shipped in '83.

Josefa, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:27 (two months ago) link

Wikipedia says it was released on January 9, 1984, so it's entirely possible that it was being promoted in the month(s) leading up to that.

I was working in a record store by the fall of 1984, we sold a literal shit ton of that album.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:31 (two months ago) link

Which weighs more, a ton of shit, or a ton of Van Halen?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:41 (two months ago) link

Just out of curiosity, when you work in a record store are you legally bound to wait for the official release date to sell an album or is it more of a handshake agreement kind of thing to wait till then?

Josefa, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:50 (two months ago) link

(no pun intended there)

Josefa, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:51 (two months ago) link

Typically, we wouldn't receive the shipment until the day of release. If something did happen to come in early, we were told in no uncertain terms not to put it out. I am sure that was part of the deal with the suppliers, but I never actually saw any paperwork on it.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:52 (two months ago) link

But yeah, we would put up promo stuff in advance if we got it.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 14:52 (two months ago) link

Just out of curiosity, when you work in a record store are you legally bound to wait for the official release date to sell an album or is it more of a handshake agreement kind of thing to wait till then?

― Josefa, Wednesday, January 31, 2024 9:50 AM bookmarkflaglink

When I worked at Best Buy, we got shipments for tons of new album releases very early (and some only came in just in time for the release). we were given a lengthy sheet that pointed out the release date for all new albums (this was back when Tuesdays were the release date).

much like computer games, for the major releases, we were basically told with various threats not to put anything on the endcaps/shelves early or else, because of course they could track if anything sold early and *fines*, baby. But weirdly, I was giving feedback to someone that they'd put some smaller new releases on the shelf early and my boss intervened and said "ehh, if it's not one of the major new releases that we're putting on the endcap, who cares?".

so the new Aaron Neville album was available early to anybody who was seeking it out hard.

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:00 (two months ago) link

I do know we had a dumb employee who put like World of Warcraft on the shelf early, when the servers wouldn't even go live until the release date (so it was useless to buy early), and when the software company was adamant about not doing it. I think we sold 12 copies and our GM was flipping the fuck out

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:01 (two months ago) link

Just out of curiosity, when you work in a record store are you legally bound to wait for the official release date to sell an album or is it more of a handshake agreement kind of thing to wait till then?

When I was in high school, a friend's family owned a record store, and I remember them being extremely pissed off that a record store in the next town had gotten a shipment early and put copies of Metallica's Black Album on sale the Friday before release date.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:18 (two months ago) link

getting disappointed early! nice

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:33 (two months ago) link

lol

dead precedents (sleeve), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:34 (two months ago) link

My hometown Walmart did that with ReLoad (probably because it came out Thanksgiving week and the merchandiser didn't want to come back then)

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:54 (two months ago) link

I help run a chain of record stores. Typically the threat is that you may lose your status as a direct account of the distributor you're buying from if you put out records early.

mr.raffles, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 15:59 (two months ago) link

have you ever seen that enforced?

dead precedents (sleeve), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:09 (two months ago) link

Nope!

I mean, it used to be a fairly regular occurrence that if a record store heard another record store was selling early, you would go buy a copy and send a copy of the receipt to the distro. Then the distro would reach out to that store and they'd say "oh whoops... we're so sorry". Then nothing would happen.

mr.raffles, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 16:20 (two months ago) link

I worked in the electronics dept of a K-Mart and got to buy Pearl Jam's Vitalogy a couple of days early. I don't remember if I cajoled the CD vendor into letting me buy it or just grabbed it out of a box of other CDs and just played dumb. I brought it to my friend's place and people were all "how did you get this?"

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:35 (two months ago) link

Followed immediately by, "What the fuck is this shit?"

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:35 (two months ago) link

I haven't listened to a new Pearl Jam album since, but Corduroy is all-time.

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:39 (two months ago) link

Agreed, but it's not an easy album to warm to at first.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:42 (two months ago) link

Good album.

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 17:43 (two months ago) link

the only cd I got early that I was excited to get early was Dying Fetus - Destroy the Opposition, but only cos I was a small-time unpaid critic for a music website at the time and got the promo sent to me.

never got lucky enough to see a cd actually improperly sitting on the shelf early, sadly.

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 18:23 (two months ago) link

I was never a big "gotta have the new album on release date!" guy but I do remember walking into a Best Buy the day Iron Maiden's A Matter of Life and Death came out, and the guy stocking the CD section said, "I bet I know what you're here for," and I looked down and realized I was wearing an Iron Maiden shirt and honestly felt like kind of a dickhead. But I bought the CD, which is still my favorite of their 21st century albums.

Tahuti Watches L&O:SVU Reruns Without His Ape (unperson), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 18:25 (two months ago) link

Ted asked Michael McDonald to have a listen. Mike came into Ted's office, sang along with our tape, and Ted recorded his singing. Ted played it for me in the 5150 control room, and when it came to the chorus and I heard Mike sing, "I'll Wait," I knew that was it! I hit the talkback and said, "Ed! Get in here, you've got to hear this!"

Florin Cuchares, Friday, 2 February 2024 09:40 (two months ago) link

I live for this nonsense, thanks Josh

Should probably be a separate thread but what I would give to hear Mike and Mike sing I'll Wait, y'know old arcane legendary recordings that may or may not exist anymore if they ever existed to begin with

Florin Cuchares, Friday, 2 February 2024 09:44 (two months ago) link

"I'll Wait (No Consonants Version)"

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2024 15:09 (two months ago) link

"I'll Wait (Michael McDonald feat. James Ingram version)"

calstars, Friday, 2 February 2024 15:13 (two months ago) link

I knew he wrote it, but it wasn't until that quote that I pictured MM singing it. Must've been magical.

pplains, Friday, 2 February 2024 15:19 (two months ago) link

We need a McDonald sings the VH classics album..."shenorita ah'm in trouble aghain..."

calstars, Friday, 2 February 2024 15:39 (two months ago) link

ahdofear tardih

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 February 2024 17:57 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

“I ain’t the worst that you’ve seen”
Ain’t it the truth

calstars, Saturday, 17 February 2024 20:58 (two months ago) link

still obsessed with I'll Wait, can we do an ilx cover where everyone takes a couple lines and does their best Michael McDonald impression

Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 20 February 2024 03:28 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

My roommates in college and I used to get very high and do a Michael McDonald Barbershop Quartet at like 3am. Perhaps we can reform for this.

Naive Teen Idol, Thursday, 18 April 2024 09:34 (five days ago) link


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