brits: explain arctic monkeys

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apparently the new record is the fastest-selling album in UK chart history, and may actually sell out because not enough copies were shipped to stores (paraphrasing Billboard here).

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

is this a surprise to you folks or is there some kind of arctic monkey-mania going on that none of us outside of the UK knew about?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

not a brit, but my boss wrote something about this the other day that might help you

marc h. (marc h.), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:01 (twenty years ago)

we liked George Formby; we like them.

leeroy, Friday, 27 January 2006 15:02 (twenty years ago)

I don't like them. Or George Formby. It makes no sense to me.

Zora (Zora), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

there is a dreadful thread somewhere where some people try to claim that the arctic twats are good :(

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

In a radical departure for bands, they used something called "the Internet" to market themselves, apparently.

Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Rock music is popular in the UK. The end.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

Steve the shorthand for that is "people are stupid in the UK"

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

This does sound like a phenomenon from over here in the colonies. I don't think we really 'got' Oasis either.

mcd (mcd), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

We *are* explaining, or at least debating, them here...

OK, so who amongst us is popping out lunchtime to buy the Arctic Monkeys album?

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

This does sound like a phenomenon from over here in the colonies. I don't think we really 'got' Oasis either.

-- mcd

You lucky lucky people.

fandango (fandango), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah we had our own completely horrible shit without needing any of yours, thank you very much. that said, morning glory was pretty damn successful over here.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah, oasis did pretty well for awhile over here (maybe moreso here in canada than in the states)

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

brits in liking moronic derivative rock shockah

lupine luck, Friday, 27 January 2006 15:14 (twenty years ago)

not a suprise. they're cool as and they clearly offer something people need - all the usual stuff - but they do it better than everyone else.

also, significantly, they follow in a great tradition of british working class 'realism' (cf. loneliness of a long distance runner/coronation street/alan bennet/the clash), parochial in nature, alien to outsiders.

absent, Friday, 27 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

that sounds good!

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

It's a surprisingly decent record. Has absolutely no right to be all told, and it's quite a wrench to admit it, but I've been enjoying it a lot.

What it says about music in the UK in a wider sense.... *shrugs*

fandango (fandango), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:17 (twenty years ago)

well i'm sure it says nothing musically. its the lyrics, attitude, uh...aesthetics and community side of it all that people give a shit about.

absent, Friday, 27 January 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

brits in liking moronic derivative rock shockah

america gave us good charlotte.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

I can't think of another band who have been so written about and overanalysed, with so little discussion of their actual *music*, although The Libertines would run them close. Based on listening to the album once about six weeks ago, I find this especially annoying. I don't find anything interesting in their lyrics (the problem with "real life" being that it's frequently fucking boring), but I don't agree that it sounds like the generic UK mook-indie that it's been claimed as. I didn't especially like it, you understand, but if they were from Detroit and on In The Red Records or something I strongly doubt they'd provoke such opprobrium from people round here, should they happen to hear them

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Don't get me wrong, I kinda like AM.

I thought Robbie Williams was pretty cute when he tried to "break" over here. We didn't get him either.

mcd (mcd), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

We got Led Zeppelin.

mcd (mcd), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

america gave us good charlotte.

Innit, there can barely be a country on the planet where boring rock music isn't wildly popular

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:29 (twenty years ago)

wow, do they actually sound like they could be from detroit and on in the red?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Arctic Monkeys would have to write tossy stadium rock anthems ala Wonderwall and Don't Look Back In Anger if they were to make an impact on American mainstream audience. Can't see this happening.


How many albums do The White Stripes, The Strokes or The Yeah Yeah Yeahs actually sell in their homeland?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Fritz, the Arctic Monkeys' success has even been getting the Financial Times newspaper (UK equiv. of Wall Street Journal) all excited this week.

You might want to look at some of these articles for basic "explanations" of the phenomenon:
http://search.ft.com/search/totalSearch_Form.html?vsc_appId=ts&symb=&ftsite=FTCOM&searchtype=equity&vsc_query=arctic+monkeys&searchOption=news&x=18&y=10

(although you'll need to subscribe to read)

zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

wow, do they actually sound like they could be from detroit and on in the red?

Maybe one of the more poppy things. I know this is kind of your area so I'm quite worried about the result being something of a letdown, but that was the thing that stuck with me after I'd passed the CD on to someone else

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

i think a decent comparison would be the buzzcocks. they certainly both plow the same furrows and furrow the same brows. the monkeys are more knowing and the 'cocks have better tunes but both are as opportunistic as the other.

absent, Friday, 27 January 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Doesn't sound like anything on In the Red IMHO. I mean, there was a song I listened to yesterday where they talk about ringtones and such.

mcd (mcd), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Mmm monkey cocks.

PJ Miller (PJ Miller 68), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

'opportunistic'? I can think of several sticks to beat both bands with but that wouldn't have been the first one that came to mind

zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 27 January 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

i don't use that word as a negative. taking your opportunities is important. success, ie:getting heard/bought (a good thing!,) is as much about making the right decisions at the right time as actually being much cop.

absent, Friday, 27 January 2006 16:01 (twenty years ago)

I mean, there was a song I listened to yesterday where they talk about ringtones and such.

I meant the music, obviously the lyrics and identity are very specifically from northern England. Whether people, especially Americans, can get past that is another matter

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

btw : every main street shop i have frequented this week is chocka with copies .. no sign of them all selling out in bristol ..

mark e (mark e), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

british working class 'realism' (cf. loneliness of a long distance runner/coronation street/alan bennet/the clash)

Working class? Alan Bennett? Joe Strummer?

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:09 (twenty years ago)

You know I don't even know why we have to explain them. They exist - quite a few people like them (including me) - if you don't like them - well never mind and listen to something else. Slagging Brits off for something that some people don't like elsewhere in the world is old. I seem to remember the same thing with The Smiths.

The hype is irritating but just 'cos something is hyped doesn't mean it's no good.

Incidentally, I've said this before but - if they remind me of anyone stateside, it's Kings of Leon. Esp. the accents obviously. And they are nothing remotely like Oasis. Thank fck.

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

It's a great record, spunky tunes, wry funny lyrics which are actually worth listening to. Bombs along by virtue of it's own confidence when the tunes lapse a bit. Not as some may say a 10/10 album but a fine debut. Why it's selling so fast, I haven't a clue.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

pretensions to working class then.

no-one's been working class since 1945 anyways.

absent, Friday, 27 January 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

no-one's been working class since 1945 anyways.

Bollocks

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

... as Johnny "Middle Class" Rotten might have put it

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

haha.

welfare state yo.

absent, Friday, 27 January 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

when girls aloud display working class signifiers, people make snide remarks about them being classless chavs from hotspots of teenage pregnancy
when arctic monkeys do it it's 'gritty realism'???

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:23 (twenty years ago)

... ha ha, yer right, remember what they used to say about Atomic Kitten? Maybe it's just women indie kids hate

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:26 (twenty years ago)

"maybe"

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand where these working class signifiers come in anyway. Last I checked, downloading ringtones and going to crappy nightclubs and arguing with one's girlfriend are not exclusively proletarian activities

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

yeh but with GA there is a presumption that the signifiers are unmediated, uncriticised... authentic maybe. whereas the AM types but also Sway or Dizzee are supposedly offering comment on these situations... Girls Aloud don't write there own songs see ha ha aha

pscott (elwisty), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

maybe its different people making those comments, lex-genius.

hey dumbo, Friday, 27 January 2006 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Slagging Brits off for something that some people don't like elsewhere in the world is old

that wasn't my intention at all! i'm just curious.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:32 (twenty years ago)

whenever a non regular ilx:or says they like the arctic monkeys i automaticly think "STREET TEAM".

Lovelace (Lovelace), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:40 (twenty years ago)

the Financial Post story says they're selling more than everyone else in the top 20 COMBINED. I think it's safe to say they have real fans.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:41 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Not you Fritz! I like your curiousity!

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

what would the equivalant of their sales in the US be?

would it be more than the record that fiddy or nsynch holds for first week sales?

Lovelace (Lovelace), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it's just women indie kids hate

I suppose people are inclined to hate things they fear/have no experience of

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:53 (twenty years ago)

Lovelace, as far as I know they're projecting 350,000 first week sales, which is roughly 200,000 off Coldplay's first week sales for X&Y and 300,000 off Oasis's 4-day sales of Be Here Now (which is the current record). So it's quite impressive, certainly.

carson dial (carson dial), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah, now that i think of it i think the us record is somewhere between 800 000 to a million.

Lovelace (Lovelace), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:58 (twenty years ago)

so that would make it a bigger feat i suppose when you consider the fact that the uk is much smaller

Lovelace (Lovelace), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

The fastest-selling debut album in the States is "Get Rich Or Die Tryin'" by 50 Cent, with sales of 872,000 in the first week. The Arctic Monkeys record is supposedly set to beat out the UK record held by Hear'Say's "Popstars" which sold 306,631 copies in its first week.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

I can't think of another band who have been so written about and overanalysed, with so little discussion of their actual *music*

Hey yeah, and the only thing offered on this thread is a city and a record label I've never heard of.

I know people get mad at me when I say "can we talk about the music please" but there's a reason after all...

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Arctic Monkeys are basically the British equivalent of 50 Cent, I think that's the easiest way to explain it to Americans.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

xpost
(that is if my googling yielded up-to-date figures, didn't mean to sound so definitive there)

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:05 (twenty years ago)

well someone needs to shoot them nine times, or spank them in the ass with a cricket bat or whatever it is y'all do.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:08 (twenty years ago)

if you think they are to britain what 50 cent is to the u.s., I'd be very interested to know what you think 50 cent means to the u.s.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:11 (twenty years ago)

"Arctic Monkeys are basically the British equivalent of 50 Cent, I think that's the easiest way to explain it to Americans."

the british equivalent of 50 cent is twenty pence piece, a happy grimecore outfit from plymouth who sample rachel stevens and faust.

xpost/i was about to ask that fritz

whatever (boglogger), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:13 (twenty years ago)

50 Cent's appeal surely: REALNESS + CATCHINESS = you can take it SERIOUSLY (like all good music), and you can DANCE TO IT + PARENTS DON'T UNDERSTAND.

This may be reductive.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:14 (twenty years ago)

Marketing the mainstream as alternative has always made a lot more money than marketing the alternative as mainstream.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:15 (twenty years ago)

Dude don't fuck with America or we'll totally send you more pop-punk bands, which apparently you guys hate.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:16 (twenty years ago)

... yes, we hate pop-punk bands, Busted and McFly never sold anything in the UK

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Yes but Lex hates them.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Lex likes a McFly song. His views on The Faders are unknown.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Hey yeah, and the only thing offered on this thread is a city and a record label I've never heard of.

Yes, sorry. That was for Fritz's benefit to a certain extent. They sound more garagey and raw than people seem to be giving them credit for, albeit in a manner that suggests they aren't consciously aiming for this. It would all be great if they actually wrote memorable tunes

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Since when was 50cent catchy? It's like listening to a log rap.

whatever (boglogger), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Does Lex like the Veronicas?

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Anyone feeling the time is right for an Ask The Lex thread?

pscott (elwisty), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

I doubt he's ever heard of them (I certainly haven't) (xpost)

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Dude they're on radio disney!

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

I mean don't you have that over there?

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:25 (twenty years ago)

No, all we have is the Arctic Monkeys

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

so were people in the UK surprised by their smash hittiness this week or was it expected?

i remember the 50 cent record-breaking sales were predicted for weeks before it came out, though i think it was still a bit of a surprise that it was so close to a million in the first week

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

AMs sales were gearing up to be close to, and probably, exceeding those Oasis figures. To be honest, the media loves latching onto a success story, there was never any chance of their figures _not_ breaking records. Tied into the fact that the last Franz album didn't really give them a sturdy foundation to become a true major league rock group (#1, for sure, but it's second week figures were horrid, and it sold less in 2005 than their debut album, which is nearly two years old, sold), this is the moment that the NME and XFM et al have been building up to since 2001, so it's no surprise when it finally came.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Everyone knew it was going to happen before it happened. Everyone is talking about it because of an increased desperation for/interest in 'coolness' (within rock n' roll confines) in the media generally.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:30 (twenty years ago)

MY VIEWS ON:

Busted - love them in theory but don't enjoy their music
McFly - love them in theory and one of their songs and in fact love them even more because they're so mediocre (Cis will back me up) and cos Dougie is fit
The Faders - OK but kinda whatevs
The Veronicas - who?

Dom is completely wrong! But I don't think any Americans are being taken in by his 'wacky' comparisons anyway. No one thinks that listening to the Arctic Twats will make them tough.

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it's just women indie kids hate

I suppose people are inclined to hate things they fear/have no experience of

Aha, but what about the undisputed existence of indie girls? (I was going to link to GIS for "indie girls", but, er NSFW.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Lex: please go back to the other AMs thread and read about skinny tied indie streaks of piss telling Lethal B to "fuck off", then come back and discuss notions of masculinity in modern indie.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

x-post
re: expectations for the album:
ah, ok. here it's reported as if its a total shocker, complete with some expert type talking about the band as an "unprecedented word of mouth phenomenon" in the billboard article today

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

The Veronicas - who?

What did I tell you?

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Must be you hate women.

Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:48 (twenty years ago)

brits: explain arctic monkeys

Mix these ghastly bands together: The Libertines + Razorlight + Vines + Neds Atomic Dustbin + sham 69 + Bluetones + mega city 4

DJ Martian (djmartian), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Why does Lex keep calling them Artic Twats? Is that US slang for for "seem like really nice lads"?

Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:16 (twenty years ago)

It's US slang for "Ey oop, 'appen tha's nobbut a load o' shitehawks"

Dittoismus (Dada), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:21 (twenty years ago)

it's "clever"

cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

The Libertines - much, much too far up their own mythology & glorious little Englandism for me to not despise. Also, half-tunes do not equal shambly punkish greatness (quite like "Can't Stand Me Now" though, hate the rest).
Razorlight - constipated, empty 'big chorus' rockers
Vines - Nirvana VERY Lite
sham 69 - er...
Bluetones - SCHMINDIE
mega city 4 - forgettable, like Midway Still

Neds Atomic Dustbin - Beyond terrible image, and went awfully 'prog-metal' in the end but not half as bad as people make out. Probably the closest tangenital equivalent to the Arctic Monkeys as far as appeal + 17yr old subject matter goes, but with far, far dumber lyrics and less well-structured music, thrash without focus mostly.

fandango (fandango), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Is it selling really cheaply, or something? I don't see how it could have sold so many copies. Unless it's students splashing out with their loan money for the new term.

James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

is there some kind of arctic monkey-mania going on that none of us outside of the UK knew about?

It's not just the UK. The record enters the Dutch album chart at 9 this week, which is unheard of for anything remotely resembling a UK "indie" band.

JoB (JoB), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
A Barrel of Monkeys
A new British band comes to the U.S. on a wave of hype--and deserves every ounce of it
By JOSH TYRANGIEL (Time Magazine)


For all their stiff-upper-lip stoicism, the British go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs over any native band that can gin up three chords and an attitude. The latest kings of England are the Arctic Monkeys, four lads who got guitars for Christmas in 2001, mastered them quickly, toured the country and handed out home-burned CDs of songs that were then uploaded to the unsigned-band portal MySpace.com Their following metastasized to the point that the band sold out the famed London Astoria last year on word of mouth. When a record-company bidding war ensued, the Arctic Monkeys signed with independent label Domino for a tidy sum and in January released their debut album in Britain, Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not, which not only is the fastest-selling British debut ever but was also voted by readers of the influential New Musical Express as the fifth greatest British album--of ALL TIME!-- topping, among others, the Beatles' Revolver and the Clash's London Calling.

The instinctive response to this outbreak of British euphoria is condescension. (It's fun to switch cultural roles once in a while, no?) Americans who don't love music can sniff at the band's impossible youth--two of the Arctic Monkeys are 19, two are 20--and refrigerator-poetry name. Music lovers need only glance at dusty albums by Oasis, Super Furry Animals, the Prodigy and Bloc Party to remind themselves that the Brits routinely mistake mediocrity for greatness. Here's the thing, though: this time there's no mistake. Whatever People Say I Am, due out in the U.S. on Feb. 21, isn't perfect, but it's a great rock album that spotlights a new lyricist who is whip smart, funny and appealingly dangerous. He does a lot to restore faith in rock's future.

The music itself makes no great claims to originality. The Arctic Monkeys' lo-fi guitar jags are cribbed from the Strokes and Franz Ferdinand (who cribbed them from Lou Reed and Television and so on), and the band's ska rhythms and martial drums come courtesy of the Clash. But singer-guitarist Alex Turner, guitarist Jamie Cook, drummer Matt Helders and bassist Andy Nicholson play with a swagger that obliterates any trace of ancestor worship. They aren't referencing anything as they fly through tunes like The View from the Afternoon; they're just playing as many hooks as possible, as fast and as cleanly as they can.

Turner's voice is dry and laconic, and he seldom strays from his middle range, but flourishes would only distract from some of the best lyrics ever written by someone who still lives with his parents. On the punk hurricane I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor, he yelps, "Oh, there ain't no love, no, Montagues or Capulets/ Just banging tunes in DJ sets and/ Dirty dance floors and dreams of naughtiness," while the song title You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Staring Straight at Me gets a laugh on its own. Turner is particularly good at setting scenes at the top of songs--"Up rolled the riot van/ And sparked excitement in the boys/ But the policemen look annoyed/ Perhaps these are ones they should avoid"--and with each couplet he swings between disgust at and tolerance of the boozy, materialistic and louche world around him. On the standout A Certain Romance, Turner looks around the pub and begins, "Oh they might wear classic Reeboks/ Or knackered Converse/ Or tracky bottoms tucked in socks/ But all of that's what the point is not/ The point's that there isn't no romance around there." But by the end of the song, he admits that a lot of those hopeless, materialistic and thoroughly sauced people are his friends and that "They might overstep the line/ But you just cannot get angry in the same way."

Whatever People Say I Am is the sound of smart kids doing stupid things, with a dawning recognition that maybe life has more to offer than drinking and hooking up. Perhaps the best thing about it is that it has no interest in speaking to anyone over 30. It's great for family dynamics that parents and kids can listen to Coldplay together, but it's a terrible thing for rock 'n' roll, which needs rebellion to survive. (Ever wonder why hip-hop is doing so well?) Parents will be freaked by Turner's wry narration of a life that could go either way, but kids will hear someone speaking their language, if not their dialect.

gear (gear), Sunday, 19 February 2006 09:20 (twenty years ago)

I have a problem seeing why they sell so much more than Franz Ferdinand have done. I mean, they are very much the same thing musically, but personally I don't hear that much of a difference, and if there is a difference it is Franz Ferdinand that has the better songs.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 19 February 2006 09:35 (twenty years ago)

possibly because of the appealingly dangerous lyrics

gear (gear), Sunday, 19 February 2006 09:39 (twenty years ago)

They don't sound anything like Franz Ferdinand.

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Sunday, 19 February 2006 12:22 (twenty years ago)

they are pitched as a totally different proposition, right?

FF =art school rock

artic monleys = Lads/townie indie

ambrose (ambrose), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:00 (twenty years ago)

The Arctic Monkeys - Welcome to Chav rock.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:07 (twenty years ago)

lol poor people should stick to making grime, amirite?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:08 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty sure they would not be my thing, glad they are upsetting fundie popists and dance music fans and so forth.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:46 (twenty years ago)

They don't annoy me. I think they're alright. The problem is having to hear about them all the time from people down the pub who somehow think that not being a fan of the Arctic Monkeys is tantamount to not appreciating the most authentic and original music on the planet. These people tend to be the people who in high school thought that the Stereophonics and Ocean Colour Scene were the height of rock'n'roll and that listening to post-punk, indie rock and 'classic' rock, as I did, was weird.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:53 (twenty years ago)

I haven't really heard enough of either band but I do quite like what I have heard from each - it surprises me that one would, say, despise Franz Ferdinand while adoring Arctic Monkeys, although I guess class issues are v. central to this sort of thing in UK rock crit. Both have some clever lyrics in their swags, although perhaps AM are more consistent and coherent in this regard (Franz are by comparison peddlers of ultimately meaningless clever-clever slogans more than anything else, but there's nothing wrong with this per se - works for Xenomania a lot of the time!).

I think it's a bit OTT to hate on current UK rock in general from the perspective of being a dance music fan, considering that both are so close to and connected with one another at the moment. I suppose Arctic Monkeys are less shiny than Franz or The Killers, but the Sugababes version of "I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor" makes me think (among other things) we need a dance version of the original to really triangulate things.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 19 February 2006 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Arctic Monkeys are basically the British equivalent of 50 Cent, I think that's the easiest way to explain it to Americans.

so does this mean that if i like 50 then ill like the arctic monkeys? or would that require my english doppelganger liking 50?

jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

Maybe the Sugababes covering AM is apt - are the Sugababes the Arctic Monkeys to Girls Aloud's Franz Ferdinand? Rachel Stevens is The Killers? Charlotte Church is Kaiser Chiefs?

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:05 (twenty years ago)

Annie is The Rakes

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:12 (twenty years ago)

I was trying to think of one for her!

Who is Robyn? Who is Bloc Party? (I don't think those two match at all...)

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:19 (twenty years ago)

Robyn: foreign, vaguely exotic, hyped up but yet to have been fully unleashed on British audience = Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:21 (twenty years ago)

Bloc Party= populist yet deliberately obtuse, obscure sexuality enthusing the work, far too university studenty = Will Young

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Dom can I marry you.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 20 February 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

lol townies/lads *not equals sign* poor people, where im from

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 20 February 2006 10:16 (twenty years ago)

did the new ff album kind of flop or what?

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 10:21 (twenty years ago)

death to false class dynamics.

the idea that townies/lads are *poor people* is outdated and simplistic. it seems to be something that works as a handy signifier in class debates, but doesn't bare any relation to reality

terry lennox. (gareth), Monday, 20 February 2006 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Arctic Monkeys are Girls Aloud and Franz are Sugababes, surely? Former = authentic working class pop non-sheen, latter = psuedo sophisticated pop sheen? Also around longer.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 10:30 (twenty years ago)

my comment about lads/townies was a comment on the artic monkeys aesthetic, as was FF's art school schtick - clothes, style, lyrical content etc. nothing to do with class.

its true that i dont know to what extent FF do market themselves as "arty" as opposed to "down the pub", but thats why i phrased as a question.

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:15 (twenty years ago)

i think the arctics' presentation might really be more arty than ff's -- it's an act, isn't it? ff hark back to the late '70s when, eg, constructivist refs were relatively new; the artlessness of the monkeys feels relatively original.

(a graphic designer has convinced me of this)

i still prefer ver franz.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:19 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if being ignored by the Brits this year has any real implications/impact on Franz trajectory. Where do they go from here?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:23 (twenty years ago)

Franz's trajectory is to get as much material out in three years as possible because they know full-well that none of their fans will give a damn for them once they've graduated.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:31 (twenty years ago)

Franz's trajectory is to get as much material out in three years as possible because they know full-well that none of their fans will give a damn for them once they've graduated.
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), February 20th, 2006.

cf. gomez

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

Damn fucking right.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:39 (twenty years ago)

i saw a member of gomez once, when i was working in a bookshop.

i will restate that:

i recognized a member of gomez, once.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:40 (twenty years ago)

Franz's trajectory is to get as much material out in three years as possible because they know full-well that none of their fans will give a damn for them once they've graduated.

So there's a feeling that The Arctic Monkeys, conversely, WILL endure ala Oasis? Because....they're not 'arty'?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:41 (twenty years ago)

holy jesus above am i sick of this entire little world, the music, the arguments, the bespectacled contextualizing, the limp defending. how any shred of enjoyment can be got out of AM's music, whatever it is, before or after, with or without, threads like this, or articles like the Times' or circuitous pingpong diagramming discussion btw dissensus, kpunk, reynolds, whoever the fuck else... an absolute mystery to me. is there really some chance that they are something other than a shitty little band? with a dumb name? the thing they have in common with every other band on this thread is the crushing weight of anti-hype, where every additional word or image about them i come across makes me want to keep their product that much further away from me, forever. tra la la.

bobie tidday, Monday, 20 February 2006 11:47 (twenty years ago)

Not because they're not arty, but because they're not aimed (almost exclusively) at a demographic which only has a three-year lifespan, i.e. university undergraduates. AM pitch themselves both below and above that age-range (obviously Franz do too, but I'd argue that they're very, very specific for the most part). Also AM are considerably younger (wasn't FF singer wotsisname 30 when their debut came out?) and so literally have time on their side.

Of course AM won't out-live Franz particularly because sex & drugs and the fact that they're dulldulldull in interviews will kill them. They will ot exist as "celebrities" and hence will fade. What's kept Oasis going? Demographic? Fanbase? Or coverage?

X-post; bobie tidday - Um, they're not just another "shitty little band" - ignore the music and the cultural impact surely makes them a discussion topic?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:50 (twenty years ago)

I thought Alex K was roughly my age.

What's kept Oasis going?

Sheer bloody-mindedness.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:56 (twenty years ago)

alex k used to be a jazzer or something, and he's really 33.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 11:58 (twenty years ago)

"a sure discussion topic" yeah put that on a sticker on the front of the cd.

bobie tidday, Monday, 20 February 2006 12:00 (twenty years ago)

you are discussing too, no?

terry lennox. (gareth), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:02 (twenty years ago)

bobie, why do you waste your time here or on k-punk if you find it dull?

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:04 (twenty years ago)

come on, doesn't this stuff just make you vaguely angry??

bobie tidday, Monday, 20 February 2006 12:07 (twenty years ago)

well, k-punk does.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:08 (twenty years ago)

>They will not exist as "celebrities" and hence will fade

Unless one of them manages to attract a Hollywood actress, perhaps.

carson dial (carson dial), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:09 (twenty years ago)

Not really, bobie - I'm waiting on a cheque for talking about them in print. Their music does little for me outside a couple of tunes but they're a much more interesting proposition than, say, Robyn.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:13 (twenty years ago)

i can't explain them, i can only apologise on behalf of the uk for them.

frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:17 (twenty years ago)

Their music does little for me outside a couple of tunes but they're a much more interesting proposition than, say, Robyn.

I don't get why.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:19 (twenty years ago)

a; No one knows who Robyn is.
b; Robyn has sold approx. fuck-all records.
c; Robyn is net-hyped fake-pop that no one cares about except people online and even then only, like, five people.
d; Robyn has approx 0.01% of the newsworthiness OR chart-appeal of Arctic Monkeys, whether or not you like either.
e; Robyn is the post-dance, post-Spice Girls, post-internet equivalent of Mega City Four.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:23 (twenty years ago)

i.e Robyn is a fucking tiny minorty-interest indie girl for indie people and NOT a pop star.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:24 (twenty years ago)

I mean beyond the whole 'we need something to occupy this vacant platform we created to support ourselves' thing and this concept in pop culture as a talking point, they're surely less interesting than at least 23 other things going on in this country (including, yes, grime) in terms of invention and content.

Plus I'd argue that even from an arbitrary point of view there's surely as much life and passion in the choruses to a lot of Robyn's tracks as there is in the AMs.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:28 (twenty years ago)

8 Robyn Show Me Love Mar 1998

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:29 (twenty years ago)

a; Who cares
b; Who cares
c; Number one album in Sweden
d; The NME isn't interested in Robyn

I can't even be bothered with the rest...

Not a pop star except for those massive hits she had years back and the ones she wrote for other people then?

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:30 (twenty years ago)

reasons a-e are effectively all one and the same reason Nick.

but 'Arctic Monkeys are interesting because people are talking about them because they're interesting because people are talking about them' is just not satisyfing somehow.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:30 (twenty years ago)

OTM

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

Nick's point(s) A-E are all very interesting talking points anyway I think!

Why has Robyn sold fuck all? Because nobody knows who she is?
Why does nobody know who she is? Bad promotion?

Robyn is net-hyped fake-pop that no one cares about except people online and even then only, like, five people.

Like the Arctic Monkeys a year ago!

Surely Robyn does have chart appeal? Surely she should be in the charts? Why she isn't is one of the most interesting questions for me.

The Mega City Four comparison is also interesting. She's not the Clap Your Hands Say Yeah then?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:36 (twenty years ago)

If she had chart appeal she'd be IN THE CHARTS, Steve, that's what chart appeal is.

I can't add more now cos I'm shit busy and about to go for lunch, but I should have time tis afternoon.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

I actually don't mind the Monkeys album, even if I'm 99.9% certain they have nothing else in reserve (ideas, vision, musically) to follow it up with at all.

She isn't in the charts outside of Sweden because her record hasn't been released internationally yet. Case closed!

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:38 (twenty years ago)

All three of them?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:41 (twenty years ago)

!!!! im cso confused but i have just realsied that
http://www.discogs.com/image/A-37028-1105026884.jpg
does not equal
http://www.discogs.com/image/A-66727-001.jpg

so why did they both do a tune with the same name? is it a marketing skam?

what is robyn? isnt this the same as annie? ie wants to be a chart pop star but unfortunately got picked up by the wrong label and was marketed to hipsters instead?

isnt it "the artic monkeys are interesting becasue some of these crit-people actually like a rock band for once also shit loads of real people like them too"

i just think theyre interesting cos theyre from sheffield really.

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:43 (twenty years ago)

Actually she's not Mega City Four; she's Kent.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

ambrose OTM re; marketed to hipsters.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

If she had chart appeal she'd be IN THE CHARTS, Steve, that's what chart appeal is.

People can have sex appeal without having sex.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:44 (twenty years ago)

actually i just realsied that its the hipsters who wanted her to be a chart pop star, who knows what she wants. maybe shes cool with whatever shes achieved

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Nick you're tetchy today! No, I mean the latest one of course.

I still enjoy the Robyn album more personally, even if it is less "interesting". Which it might be, but there's more to it (pop) than that I reckon.

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:45 (twenty years ago)

Sex appeal and chart appeal not the same!

I am tetchy, aye, because I'm having to fill in stupid fucking forms explaining to my employers what my job is.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:46 (twenty years ago)

Robyn's on her own label... Definitely not the same thing as Annie IMO. I think they both know their markets though. I can't see Robyn putting a DJ Kicks mix out anytime soon. Fwiw I didn't even get this album via ILM but passed on from a real Swedish person!!

Sorry Nick, sounds crap :(

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Who do you communicate with?

Who do you report to?

Do you direct or guide casual staff or temps?

FUCK OFF ALREADY

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

They are the same to me.

I base it on hearing her songs and thinking 'wow this should be #1'. Why do I think that? Mainly because of the large number of female artists doing similar (but inferior) things and being successful with it.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:51 (twenty years ago)

Loving a tune and wanting it to be #1 is very, very different from being able to call a hit single when you see one (before it is one) though.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 12:54 (twenty years ago)

I didn't expect Robyn to be successful in the UK but I think she should be in the charts aka popular. I'm convinced the reasons for her not being in the charts stem largely from a certain Europhobia in the industry (I said this on the Annie thread too you may recall) - issues such as 'uncertainty of how to market her' and 'ignoring the obvious airplayability of her songs on daytime radio' all stemming from that.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 13:05 (twenty years ago)

I think Robyn, like Annie, probably is a bit too classy & ungaudy for enormous chart success... I'd hardly call her 'fake pop' though.

Depends if your definition revolves solely around commercial results I suppose. Which may or may not be another debate entirely.

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Monday, 20 February 2006 13:06 (twenty years ago)

What a totally non-committal, not saying anything post... jeez. Coffee break.

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Monday, 20 February 2006 13:08 (twenty years ago)

I think Robyn, like Annie, probably is a bit too classy & ungaudy for enormous chart success...

Was this always an issue? Are you calling Sophie Ellis-Bextor an skanky ho? Mind you she probably wouldn't get in the top ten now.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 13:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm not even sure it's an issue now... Just my unsubstantiable suspicions. Sophie Ellis Bextor & Robyn are quite similar propositions indeed.

worst iPod case scenario (fandango), Monday, 20 February 2006 13:16 (twenty years ago)

you need a bit of "previous" to get in the charts right?

SEB got in through singing over the top of positiva records.
rachel stevens was in er...that other girl group.
i cant explain goldfrapps success. in fact, i still sort of dont believe that they are popular, thats why i failed to get tickets and its sold out - i thought no one would go really.

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

not sure that positiva record wd have made no. 1 without sophie.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Sophie Ellis Bextor would get in the top ten if she had a good enough song. Ditto Annie, Robyn and fucking Royal Trux too for that matter.

< /idealist crazzee person >

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:18 (twenty years ago)

i think annie was robbed. (haven't heard robyn!!!! ysi?)

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:19 (twenty years ago)

Robyn does have UK distribution for her album in the UK (its on a major, I forget which one), its just not been put into practice yet. Didn't someone say that "Be Mine!" has already been getting play on Heart FM? If she comes over here, is prepared to put around four months graft into building up some hype via interviews, TV, etc, and can get at least a B-list play-rotation on Radio 1, then I can pretty much assure you that she should get a top 10 album out of all that. But she owns her own label, as someone said she's a #1 star across Northern Europe... she doesn't need the UK. The same reason rappers or Dave Matthews Band or Phish never tour the UK: they make enough money in their own country to not have to worry about anyone else's.

England is not the world, Nick.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:20 (twenty years ago)

Neither is ILM England, Dom, which is essentially my point.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:21 (twenty years ago)

Sophie Ellis Bextor would get in the top ten if she had a good enough song. Ditto Annie, Robyn and fucking Royal Trux too for that matter.

< /idealist crazzee person >

good thing you added that disclaimer at the end there

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

But if we'd have been discussing AMs a year ago when they were just an online buzz hype (a much smaller online buzzhype than Robyn currently manages, remember?) would you have said "This band are a minority interest whom nobody in the real world cares about and as such will never have a hit"?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

How much graft did Nizlopi put in to get their hit?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:25 (twenty years ago)

Nizlopi's a Xmas freak and AM's were already touring heavily a year ago. Robyn's released 3 albums to get this level of hype. These are not straight analogues.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:29 (twenty years ago)

Six months of street teaming their video across every single online presence they could get their hands on, plus accompanying "But we're just two guys taking on the world" interviews for around four months... that's not an easy run.

(x-post)

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

online hype isnt a homogenous thing, right? imagining the "online community" to be one blob of people who will send their support to one thing or another appears to paint a picture of said community some time ago, when blogs, messageboards etc etc were much less popular. the online community now is as diverse as the real world community, in terms of strength of numbers, i think - people online arent just the geeks and freaks of old. therefore saying "AMs were built on online hype, so is robyn" appears to conflate the potentially very different groups online who are supporting either act.

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Difference being that the AM's online fanbase can be and has been galvanised by gigs and record releases and print media coverage - Robyn's hasn't.

Robyn also, crucially, isn't something that "ver kids" can identify with.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)

the AMS fanbase is much younger isnt it? thats what i imagined

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:48 (twenty years ago)

It certainly was, but post-Guardian articles and BBC new & 10 features it probbaly stretches way above and beyond disaffected suburban teens now.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Robyn also, crucially, isn't something that "ver kids" can identify with.

That's irrelevant or should be. If Anastasia, Imbruglia, Ellis-Bextor and several other lone pop women can get in the charts so should Robyn with her often superior songs. Whatever is opposing that needs removing I think. Maybe it is just timing but still.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Nizlopi's a Xmas freak

But this doesn't really explain why it got picked up by BBC Radio so eagerly and something like 'Be Mine' hasn't. On what basis are people (the station controllers? the critics? the honest record-downloading British public?) deciding one is worth pushing and the other not? It all seems very flimsy and fickle, but maybe only semi-conscious (laziness/complacency?).

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:55 (twenty years ago)

cutesiness and tweeness aren't really in these days with whoever buys singles - imbruglia is on the same dread continuum as rhyming slang blunt, kt tunstall et al, definitely their precursor; anastacia is watered-down soul a la joss stone (patina of authenticity once again, plus she has back story); s e-b is far more traditionally glamorous than robyn, also, when was the last time she bothered the charts?

i don't think robyn's hype-levels are anywhere near even annie's.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:56 (twenty years ago)

cutesiness and tweeness aren't really in these days with whoever buys singles

but B&S still get in the top 20! of course they built their devoted fanbase on the internet...

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

also b&s have been going for about 9947282 years!

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 20 February 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

"often superior songs" is where your argument falls down though, Steve, because it is a 100% subjective statement.

Nizlopi got picked up precisely because of cutesiness and twee! And their success is largely down to the video, which got emailed around massively in the last quarter of last year to officeworkers and the like, and because it was a nostalgia-twee tune about officeworkers remembering being kids, it got passed on and on ad infinitum!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:06 (twenty years ago)

"often superior songs" is where your argument falls down though, Steve, because it is a 100% subjective statement.

but my argument is not really hingeing on this. obv. quality by critical consensus has no definitive rule over chart placings.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad I missed that viral e-mail (xpost)

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

wait so is josh t saying he's under 30? otherwise it's suspicious to me that so many over-30s assume conservative stuff like the arctics is what kids Should Be Listening To

marc h. (marc h.), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

Steve, have you even seen the video? It's really cute and cool! It has Transformers in it!

Even critical consensus doesn't determine "quality"...

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

But critical consensus can trickle down into (at least limited) commercial appeal (as with, say Dizzee Rascal or CHYSY), but it can also leave the public cold (Annie). Discuss.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Personality.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Not seen the video.

Even critical consensus doesn't determine "quality"

No but it ascertains it, and often very well (unless we're tumbling down the 'no good or bad art' track here).

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

The Editors are as personality-less a band as I've seen in a long time, yet they've already sold 400,000 worldwide. Explain.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:30 (twenty years ago)

The Editors success is difficult to explain. Edith Bowman factor?

It feels like the Arctic Monkeys had fans before they had critics, although it took the latter's enthusiastic faction to push them up in this way. As usual I see NME as being the leaders in that process.

Whereas Robyn, Annie and their ilk operate vice versa - their critics ARE their fans, but that seems to be where it ends. I'm still interested in the real reasons why that is.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:33 (twenty years ago)

But critical consensus can trickle down into (at least limited) commercial appeal (as with, say Dizzee Rascal or CHYSY), but it can also leave the public cold (Annie). Discuss.

Europhobia! Casual Misogyny! Pervading Pro-Rock (And Pro Token Black) Agenda! Mismanagement!

just some suggestions

Sororah T Lexacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Editors don't have critical consensus acclaim though, do they? And they do have a very prominant recent stylistic forebear door-opener in terms of Interpol.

Personality works very differently in different genres.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Funnily enough there is something about Editors music that pulls me in a little. More than Arctic Monkeys.

Personality has been cited as a problem for both Girls Aloud and Rachel Stevens (and even Alison Goldfrapp) too.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

GA have plenty personality -- compared with kt tunstall or james blount et al.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:49 (twenty years ago)

well yes, it's a straw herring as far as the 'reasons for not selling' argument goes.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

God damnit people who prefer Dizzee to Shystie don't just do so because they're misogynist, Steve! This kneejerk accusatory stance you take (don't like Dizzee? RACIST!) just prevents debate because it automatically means anyone with a differing opinion to you has to start from a position of defence.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

It was a SUGGESTION, not a kneejerk accusation. What do you think I am - THE LEX?

It's not something I rule out though, much like the idea of casual racism in saying 'I don't find Asian women attractive' (that thread).

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

ARGH!

I fucking hate hiveminds, especially proactive, fascist ones.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:05 (twenty years ago)

hiveminds = more than one person agreeing on something oh noes?

also, fight fire with fire and all that

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

Something else to think about in the meantime. If the success of Arctic Monkeys is the success of British indie-rock completing a ten year shift from mid 60s focus (Britpop) to late 70s focus (Kaisers, FF and AM while all different all influenced clearly by Jam/Buzzcocks/the like rather than Beatles and Kinks) - sort of bypassing Glam or at least leaving it to dance acts, then what next for British indie-rock?

can it only operate at either end of these two paradigms to be popular and successful?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

all the signs point to a revival of c86 indie and the smiths.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

presumably the AMs do or will co-opt Smiths influence though, only without the magnetism of a Morrissey it won't have the same effect. People talk about them having a Happy Mondays element too but I don't hear that. If they do further down that road then that would make sense artistically but probably not commercially.

Post Smiths, what was there? a bit of a lull for pop rock with the chasm opening between stadium filling U2, Simple Minds etc. and proto-shoegazers who would only dent the charts. If Bloc Party go a bit trippier on their next album that might be cool but of course it won't sell as well.

This IS interesting because I can't quite see another 60s revival happening either.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:36 (twenty years ago)

dance music revival '08

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't know if throwaway gestures like the AMs covering Girls Aloud and the Sugababes covering the AMs is really relevant/demonstrates how much progress has been made or shows that things are not just doomed to cycle. Perhaps.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Things do not and never have cycled like pop.cult. commentators like to pretend, though.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

well, i was quite surprised @ the sugababes, but rock band doing pop fluff is a long tradition -- didn't travis do '... baby one more time'?

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:45 (twenty years ago)

6 years ago != long tradition. iirc it was seen as relatively novel then. but there may be earlier examples.


Things do not and never have cycled like pop.cult. commentators like to pretend, though.

What makes you so sure?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:46 (twenty years ago)

i don't believe in cycles, anyway.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:48 (twenty years ago)

*burns flags of Southy and Enrique*

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:50 (twenty years ago)

there can't be a cycle because the whole context has changed; there's no music press, the broadsheets cover grime, and people get their music from the world wide net, i'm told.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Henry OTM.

I love you, Henry.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

i know

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 20 February 2006 16:59 (twenty years ago)

but to listen to the Arctic Monkeys, you'd think very little has changed in the last 25 years.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 17:00 (twenty years ago)

I see AM as the conclusion of this "real band" trend that started with the Strokes in Britain. The internet origins, the lack of any noticeable worked upon image, missing the Brits to play a gig etc. have given them this veneer of realness which lots of kids seem to care about. It doesn't matter that what they do is even more recycled than the 'manufactured' pop music that these people disdain, as long as you saw them in a pub 6 months before they broke.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 20 February 2006 17:03 (twenty years ago)

That's interesting because that seems to me like maybe a real VU-inspired idea (always figured this is what people were really getting at by comparing The Strokes to them, littleto do with actual sound or origin). And this would be the only way for the VU to really manifest influence in crossover British indie-rock it seems.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

but if there really are no cycles, do trends/styles/ideas only get revived once? or if they get revived more than once it's pure coincidence?

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 17:07 (twenty years ago)

I'd say the fact that their internet origins contribute to their veneer of realness makes them a key point in the development of the internet / music / development nexus thing.

Something being revived more than once does not equal a cycle, because things are never revived in exactly the same way - cross-pollination due to history prevents that.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 17:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't really see the Arctic Monkeys as a revival myself. If you ever listened to Steve Lamacq, you know that shite indie-rock never really went away, did it? They're just the latest Scarfo aren't they? Maybe there's a revived *interest* in that sort of thing, but I think that's just a whole generation of kids thinking they've discovered something new-and-not-actually-done-to-death, other older folks drifting along on the hype, and older folks still hearing something that maybe reminds them of when they used to be passionate about music.

NickB (NickB), Monday, 20 February 2006 17:24 (twenty years ago)

realnezzz is a BANE. in both rock and hip-hop.

Internet now and for a while been perceived as instrumental in breaking bands. It seems to get tacked on to AM press just to strengthen the story, creating a mythology of sorts. The only difference I can see is that somehow the scale of it was a new high (rather than a new thing in itself). If that's deemed noteworthy on it's own terms then fair enough but really it's just a statistic.

Cross-pollination doesn't always come through in either the music or messages though. It's not coming through enough in what I've heard of the AMs whereas I think it seems more evident in the sound of FF or Kaisers.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

The Arctic Monkeys remind me of (how I think I remember) These Animal Men! Hahahahahaha.

Jamie T Smith (Jamie T Smith), Monday, 20 February 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

weird, I made same comparison on another thread.

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 20 February 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

Do you think the AMs popularity may be, in part, due to the fact that they're the first A-list indie band for a long time (ever?) with no noticeable Beatles influence?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 20 February 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

No noticable Beatles influence yet.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Monday, 20 February 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone else think the closer approximation to Franz career could be Suede? With them just releasing albums to more and more indifference until they call it a day and people didn't even realise they were still going. I don't know what happened with that second Franz album, I can't see a reason why it wasn't lapped up as much as the first one on the strength of one single. It's unlikely to reach the top ten again without a very well timed tour/single. Festivals are too far from the albums release.

I think a lot of the people buying the AM's record aren't just in the 15-21 bracket, that explains the two #1 singles. I think that as it's a relatively quiet since the Franz album for releases of that ilk (Just The Strokes and Ashcroft.) Throw in lack of large rock act having a greatest hits over christmas. (Take That, The Progidy, Destiny's Child and Supertramp probably didn;t end up in too many Dad's stockings) I think it's safe to say that a lot of Coldplay, Stereophonics and Oasis fans are buying this record too.

I also guess that Editors slow burn chart success is due to good singles selction at the right time. Bullets was top of the MTV2/NME chart for a long time and re-releasing 'Munich' and knocking a couple of quid from the price has done them wonders. It had still sold 200,000 by October at any rate (When I read that I assumed it was an extra zero.) Does this explain Hard-Fi and Kasiers as well (Kaisers never got above #3 but was only outsold by Blunt and Coldplay.)

Is that all it takes to be a success now? An album with three catchy singles one you can re-release a year after and you quietly shift 5,000 records a week for 8 months. I guess even Funeral fits under that catergory (I think it charted at #47 and then on the back of Neighbourhood #3, Rebelion (Lies) and Wake Up it re-entered the top 50 but not the top 40 until it got so many EOY plaudits.)

MitchellStirling (MitchellStirling), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 01:11 (twenty years ago)

http://www.nme.com/news/arctic-monkeys/22375

OK, explanations over. Now it's the yanks' go.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 2 March 2006 11:54 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I was gonna mention this. Number 24 at the end of its first week. Is that what was expected? It actually seemed a little lower than I thought it might be - just because the UK story has also received quite a bit of coverage in the media here (New York, at least). It's also selling at Tower for $10, and Virgin for $12 I think, which is pretty cheap. In terms of "explaining" it from here, I would suppose it's the combined result of a media story, a global international youth with web access, Anglophiles, and prominent placement / cheap price.

paulhw (paulhw), Sunday, 5 March 2006 23:07 (twenty years ago)

Well, Robbie Williams had all that (didn't he?) and still managed to get nowt.

Put it this way: I'm still playing it, the best track seems to be the one tacked on at the end at the last minute, What's not to like?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 March 2006 09:25 (twenty years ago)

the hype

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:07 (twenty years ago)

OK, apart from that?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:15 (twenty years ago)

the title and cover

Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:17 (twenty years ago)

i've come around re. the cover.

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Monday, 6 March 2006 11:18 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
From NME:

Noel Gallagher compares Arctic Monkeys to Oasis
The Oasis star speaks out

Noel Gallagher has stuck up for Arctic Monkeys following Morrissey's comments that success has come to fast for the band.

The Oasis guitarist spoke just hours before the Monkeys opened for the band at the Toronto Air Canada Centre (March 20).

"It happens when it happens, man, and I would say thank God that it does happen," he said. "You'd be a bit of an idiot if you said, 'No, I'm too young for a record deal.'"

He also explained that Arctic Monkeys' success reminded him of Oasis' career, telling the local Toronto Sun newspaper: "We used to sit and read things about us and think, 'Are they talking about the same band?' Cause we've sold a few records but we've not sold that many records, and we're not that popular.'"

He added: "But I would embrace success when it happens. Any level of it. Just fucking get on with it. If the music didn't stand up... but you've only got to listen to (their) tunes. They're unique to themselves. And they've got their own thing and I think it's great. It doesn't sound like anybody else and I like the way that they don't wear shirts and ties and blazers... These kids seem to be pretty much like us. They kind of look like we do."

Morrissey slammed Arctic Monkeys earlier in the week, saying: ""It's happening all too quickly for them. They haven't proved a thing and they haven't had to work very hard - that must make them insecure. It's all a bit unnatural. OK they've sold about 700,000 albums, but it can't be gratifying. They haven't been driving up and down the M1 for fifteen years."

Gallagher however has praised the band's lyrics saying: "I think with the Arctic Monkeys, a lot of it is about the world play. 'Cause they are quite stunning lyrics, to be honest. The thing about the words, it's alright if you understand them."

He continued: "But I'm sure that the Arctic Monkeys couldn't really give a monkey's - whether it translates to people in China or not. They're just doing their thing. And when this kind of thing happens in the first two years, people will dislike the Arctic Monkeys purely for all the hype that surrounds them but that's got nothing' to do with them.

"They're probably as embarrassed by it as people who don't like them, 'They don't fucking deserve it.' They're probably as upset about it as Morrissey is, but there's nothing they can do about it. You've just got to fucking get out there man and ride it out."

BeeOK (boo radley), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 12:32 (twenty years ago)

"They haven't been driving up and down the M1 for fifteen years."

eh?

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 12:54 (twenty years ago)

That's what Mozza did from 1969 until 1984 when their debut album charted at #2.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

oic

Real Goths Don't Wear Black (Enrique), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 12:58 (twenty years ago)

He was working for Eddie Stobart at the time

Dadaismus, the Male Poster (Dada), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

and I like the way that they don't wear shirts and ties and blazers... These kids seem to be pretty much like us. They kind of look like we do.

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T ME

Konal Doddz (blueski), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 13:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www2.freefoto.com//images_d/21/47/21_47_29_web.jpg?&k=Eddie+Stobart+Truck

Dadaismus, the Male Poster (Dada), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 13:03 (twenty years ago)

That's what Mozza did from 1969 until 1984 when their debut album charted at #2.

-- Onimo

OTM, that is what I was thinking.

BeeOK (boo radley), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 13:13 (twenty years ago)

Jools Holland is, like, head of the Eddie Spotters or something.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:10 (twenty years ago)

yanks: no

Bush's Brain Escapes Justice, Tuesday, 21 March 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

Mozzer admits to talking out of his arse...

Morrissey has apologised to the Arctic Monkeys if his recent comments about them caused offence.

The singer was quoted criticising the band's rapid success while at the South By South West festival last week (March 16), suggesting it was too soon and "a bit unnatural".

However Morrissey has issued a further statement to NME.COM, explaining he was not criticising the Sheffield newcomers.

"I'm sorry that the comments I made at SouthBySouthWest about the Arctic Monkeys were printed so harshly in The Times and the NME," states Morrissey.

"I actually quite like the Arctic Monkeys and whatever I said was said with tender, avuncular concern. I hope to God I didn't upset their grannies," he added.

"In any case, I was wrong about their success being too sudden and without any dues paid, because that's exactly how it happened for The Smiths. So, I really should shut it."

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

oasis, arctic monkeys, the smiths - maybe the three worst bands EVER?

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm with you on the first...

file under cozy techno (fandango), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 14:22 (twenty years ago)

Alex "Lex" MacPherson- do you yet have opinions on WigWam or Lily Allen?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

Over here in Australia all we get is American rubbish, 50 Cent!!!! What the fook is he on about??? The most boring, crappy music ever!!

Thank god we occasionaly get some decent stuff from the UK!!!!

Alby Mangles, Thursday, 30 March 2006 09:06 (twenty years ago)

wigwam - boring indie, in all the excitement over betty boo people overlooked that the other person involved was someone from blur
lily allen - who?
50 cent - i luv him

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 30 March 2006 09:16 (twenty years ago)

can you explain 50 cent?

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 30 March 2006 09:26 (twenty years ago)

people like him because he releases really good singles?

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 30 March 2006 09:34 (twenty years ago)

Wigwam is a good single. as is 'IBYLGOTD'. 50 Cent had a COUPLE of good singles. ph3ar my pan-partiality!

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 30 March 2006 10:08 (twenty years ago)

you're talking about music

crosspost

RJG (RJG), Thursday, 30 March 2006 10:08 (twenty years ago)

he's also quite buff!

50 cent singles which are not just good but GREAT: wanksta, in da club, candy shop, outta control, just a lil bit, plus he's on lil kim's magic stick, and g-unit's poppin' them thangs.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 30 March 2006 10:16 (twenty years ago)

ahem "Hate It Or Love It"

Robocock (noodle vague), Thursday, 30 March 2006 11:22 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah, that one's good. not GREAT though.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 30 March 2006 11:37 (twenty years ago)

It's why-do-birds-suddenly-appear GRRRRRREAT!

Robocock (noodle vague), Thursday, 30 March 2006 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Artic Monkeys' Riot Van vs. The Walkmen's We've Been Had -- FITE!

nancyboy (nancyboy), Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

"oasis, arctic monkeys, the smiths - maybe the three worst bands EVER?"

SO OTM it draws blood from a stone!!!
if you added the Cure or Depeche Mode you'd destroy reality with yr correctness...

eedd, Thursday, 30 March 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

he's also quite buff!

I believe the correct term is "rather ripped."

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 30 March 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/mar/04/british-teenager-michael-piggin-planned-new-columbine-massacre

eardrum buzz aldrin (NickB), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 17:47 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ADwLN586vw

I never did nothing to no curry (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 17:50 (twelve years ago)

Obviously he wasn't planning on assassinating rock'n'roll, then.

Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 18:23 (twelve years ago)

band this terrorist music now!

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:28 (twelve years ago)

ban.
ban.

jamiesummerz, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:28 (twelve years ago)

I think that song on the radio sounds like the Carpenter score to "Escape from New York:"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM&feature=kp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OnM2v2DnBo&list=PL5xYrQPWgYDgvJC2YIq0i6n_re2FE9U4G

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 14:33 (twelve years ago)


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