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You know you've thought of one before. Go.

(And no, I'm not in or starting a band.)

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Steely Trevor

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

You Prick

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Deadpan Lighthouse

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Jesus Loves White Trash

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Baby Jesus Hitler

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

The Bedsit Tragics

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Rebar McIntyre

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Punkass Thetic

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Eric Gill's Dog
(for a punk band that got together in a graphic design course)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:18 (eighteen years ago) link

TNA (all girl band)

Electrofucution

― Agean Seahag, Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:19 (eighteen years ago) link

ILM-Phasis

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Great name for an awful band:
PerFunktory

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't get me started...

Pregnant Britney Drinking
LSD I Love You
The Red Mice (plumbers will get this one)
The Inconceivable

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

ha ha ha ha
xpost

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn, hate to poast again for something so stupi, but that was supposed to be PerFunkshun.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

already posted on superfluous post, what's another. pardon my typing.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

on=one.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

.=?

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I like PerFunktory better.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

BallSauceLeotard

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost. me too in retrospect. OK, I go now.

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

N*Cephalectomy

― Nick (nick_banks), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Televised Event

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I AM OTM

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

tonight at the ottobar

bean cobain is jojo
with
every time i die
monuments to masses
fear before the march of flames

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Hell No

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Suckarooch

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:42 (eighteen years ago) link

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

― ben skoch (b'angelo), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

how about PerFunktorasm?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Orgasmed Rhyme

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Keith Richards & The Anal Linguists

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Lik-A-Maid

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

(Johnathan) Frakes Fiction

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Thee Shakespeares

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Thy Masters

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

By the way, all of these bands sound really shitty...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, you're familiar with them then?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

The Supersugars

― 'Twan (miccio), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

They just sound like shitty punk and emo bands that I wouldn't go to see for free.

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Matt Car1son's Got Better Things To Do Tonight

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Well then take your curious brand of fun elsewhere, Matty.

On with the shitty names!

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

The Raccoonists

― jeff tweedy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

singer and the band

thingummy and the doodahs

beer cr-8 (a personal favourite)

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I believe this thread is for "best" band names...

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

So it devolved.

On with the shitty band names, I say!

― footlog, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The Beetles

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Thy Masters rules!!!

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:28 (eighteen years ago) link

The Go-Sees

― piscesboy, Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Commander in Chief

― Matt McEver (mattmc387), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Five Carbon Sugar

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Redlight, Greenlight, 1,2,3

― ianinportland (ianinportland), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

The Fucksticks.

― Chris O., Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Moses of Minnesota

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

???

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Mister Fister
Foxy Pontiff

― Brooker Buckingham (Brooker B), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Felchmasters

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Evan Dando's Bathtime Fun Band

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Head of FEMA

― Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I once overheard a woman on a train in Melbourne talking on her phone about a friend who was in a band called The Fucksticks.

Some time later, someone mentioned a Lucksmiths parody band of this name. I don't know whether the two are one and the same, but chances are that name is taken at least once. Sort of like The Bumpin' Uglies.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

The Admitones

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Tha Namblaz

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

The Sarahplanes

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Fishman Affidavit (they'd be a hardcore punk band)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

John McBain threatened at one point to form a band called Nunfucker Jones.

I always thought there should be a funk soul group called Afrodite. Maybe there was?

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.elsewhere.org/cgi-bin/bandname

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Superhans

― Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Wolf Wolf Wolf

(it obeys two separate rules for hipster art-rock/new-wave band names: having a "bang-bang-bang" structure (see also: !!!, Hot Hot Heat, Yeah Yeah Yeahs) and having "wolf" in the name (Wolfmother, Wolf and Cub, Guitar Wolf. They would wear black and red striped shirts and sharp suits and use lots of hair product)

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Stikky Vicar

― m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

and use lots of hair product

In a manner that makes their press photos look like they are being shot sideways across the surface of the earth.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

In a manner that makes their press photos look like they are being shot sideways across the surface of the earth.

Yes. Think the Robert Smith hairspray explosion modified so that you can slap one of those trendy black Mao caps on it.

― acb (acb), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I just always think they look like they are riding in the Wonkavator.

― martin m. (mushrush), Thursday, 10 November 2005 22:27 (eighteen years ago) link

The Kitsch
Vegetable Distributive
Clarion

― James Morris (HorrayJames), Thursday, 10 November 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

sledgedozer

― waterproof, Friday, 11 November 2005 01:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Girl Scout Heroin

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Wolf Senator

― Mickey (modestmickey), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

for what it's worth, "perfunktory" has, in fact, existed

What about Erectile DisFUNKshun?

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:41 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHA Girl Scout Heroin

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"I'd Rather Die With Golden Bones", though I can't take credit for it.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Duck Duck BLOOD

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:37 (eighteen years ago) link

(actually, if i really had a band, we'd be called The Rude Mechanicals or The Roaring Twenties or Endgame.. depending on our genre, of course)

― poortheatre (poortheatre), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:39 (eighteen years ago) link

sarah planes would make a great stage name

― john p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 11 November 2005 05:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Two Little Hitlers

― zeus (zeus), Friday, 11 November 2005 06:44 (eighteen years ago) link

My Tear-Stained Diary

― Zach S, Friday, 11 November 2005 06:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Penis Colada

― jsdf, Friday, 11 November 2005 07:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Comfort Inn Flushing

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Enemies of Frenum

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Apocalypso Now

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Habib & the Chadors

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:11 (eighteen years ago) link

R.O.T.O.R.

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:14 (eighteen years ago) link

The Ron Vibbentrops

― Tony Bleach (blackshoeswhitesocks), Friday, 11 November 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Lights and Sirens
Bob Gently & Crease Release
Timewarp Tommy & The Way Back Machine

― cdwill, Friday, 11 November 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

I Speak Spanish
Deathchild of -----------------------------------------------------
Carnal Proclivity
I'm Going to Poke Out Both of Your Eyes NOW NOW

― mox twelve (Mox twleve), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:38 (eighteen years ago) link

R.O.T.O.R.

Wait have you seen that movie?!

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Fuck yeah. I started two threads about it, but cops hate our love.

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Nightshitter

― NickB (NickB), Friday, 11 November 2005 15:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Elk Ox

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrani.jpg

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrwillard.jpg

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrrecall.jpg

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrshirt.jpg

http://www.jabootu.com/images/rtrchest.jpg

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

ahhhhhhhh

yo i have to go right now but when i get back we're gonna have a talk.

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Anal Destiny
Brown Magic
Brown Dice
Brown Wolf
Brown Bolt
Collapsible Sphere
International Christian Wombectomy Hour
Debt Peg
Man vs The Mindspool
Ice Cube and the Jicks
(this has gone way too far, but I'm hung over and it's highly compulsive)

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Arial Bold's Haunted Graffiti :-(

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Friday, 11 November 2005 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

The Smoking Bereaved

(This came to me as I had to push through yet another crowd outside the funeral home on my way to school. Think it would make a great/bad punk band name.)

― belle haleine, Friday, 11 November 2005 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

The Panty Hamsters

― kingengland, Friday, 11 November 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Chainsaw Lobotomy

― acb (acb), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Bastardhead
Debut album: Greatest Shits

― someteenpartying, Friday, 11 November 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Trim Coordinators

― Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Goat Sea

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Reactionary Self-Importance and the Pseudointellectualism

― Dr. Xaos, Friday, 11 November 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Freezer Burns
Wabbit Season
Glum
The Unshaven

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

The Shorn

― Robert Friese, Friday, 11 November 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

What's up with all the "anal" band names ya buncha wads???

There can be no more band names with anal ever since A.C. came into existence. That "charm" is now taken.

― Matt Carlson (mattsoncarlhew), Friday, 11 November 2005 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Anal Wolf

― acb (acb), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Anal O.G.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 11 November 2005 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Anal Matty

― waterproof, Friday, 11 November 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Anal Bold Italic

― acb (acb), Friday, 11 November 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Analicious

― Victor Scott, Friday, 11 November 2005 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

The Mother Rapers

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Friday, 11 November 2005 23:37 (eighteen years ago) link

The Fucking Bleeding Hearts Brigade

― rotyin, Friday, 11 November 2005 23:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Turn the stove on, Eddie

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Analord

― acb (acb), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Lana Lang

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Williamsburg Cocaine Party

― acb (acb), Saturday, 12 November 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Dave's In The Trunk

The Oersteds (although my band's name is called the Oersteds)

― Gigabyte Picnic, Saturday, 12 November 2005 03:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Francisco Franco and His Dictators
Chubby Checker in The 25th Century
Clench Manhammer, Two-Fisted Scientist!
Band +1, +2 vs Undead

― telephone thing, Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Chunky Brewster

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 November 2005 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Ipod Snuff Stories

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 November 2005 05:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Daft Cunt

― Yeah (Brian Now!), Saturday, 12 November 2005 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

pope and the pedophile priests

― agnostic bumpkin, Saturday, 12 November 2005 06:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Phantom Limb - that would be the best

― Davlo (Davlo), Saturday, 12 November 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Duran Duran Duran Duran

― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 12 November 2005 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I Regret My Abortion

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Saturday, 12 November 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Karen Findlay Yam Experiment

― Davlo (Davlo), Saturday, 12 November 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Pretzels For Bush

― Davlo (Davlo), Saturday, 12 November 2005 19:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Israel and the Palestinians

― acb (acb), Saturday, 12 November 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Hongro

― philcollins, Saturday, 12 November 2005 20:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Michael Douglas

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Monday, 14 November 2005 11:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Anal Magic precede Anal Cunt by over a decade.

I still want to be in Anal Destiny, anyway. What's your anal destiny?

― MESTEMA (davidcorp), Monday, 14 November 2005 11:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmmm...according to AMG, there's ALREADY a band named Wabbit Season. With a '91 album called "Wabbit Twax".

Incidentally, this marks the 3rd time an actual band has taken a name I thought was an "original" of my creation. (Previous two were Psychedelicatessen and Lot 49.)

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

the rockists

incognegro (already the title of a 4 act play by my buddy about passing and miscegnation in the post war south)

― m bott, Monday, 14 November 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

The Night Sweats

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Monday, 14 November 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

I just found out there used to be a band in Mpls called Sweatpants Boner. So that's taken.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Tools Options Calculation
Kwikfit Are Tossers

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Monday, 14 November 2005 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

My Assumed Vulva
Theoretical Phallus

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Taco Thighs

(esp. since it's on the john in Beggars' Banquet)

― Dyngus Tatis (aarana), Monday, 14 November 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Gravybum
Cold Yoghurt
Gussetwatcher
Bling Crosby

― dumdum, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 00:45 (eighteen years ago) link

That reminds me. I meant to submit

Bling Harvest

― k/l (Ken L), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 01:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Surprise!, It's a Donkey Dick

― Christopher Costello (CGC), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 02:24 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm Going to Poke Out Both of Your Eyes NOW NOW
-- mox twelve (mox.twelv...), November 11th, 2005.

Wow, can I join that band?

Here are some more:
10,000 Mariachis
America the Tarantula
The Locked Grooves

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Phantom Limb - that would be the best
-- Davlo (davl...), November 12th, 2005.

There was already Phantom Limb Ghost Ship. I imagine someone's already used Phantom Limb as a band name.

― Edward III (edward iii), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link

If there isn't a death metal band called Plaguefinger, then there really ought to be.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 04:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Baghdad Bomb Squad

― acb (acb), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

The Easy Glide Tampons

― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 17:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Niggers

― Palpatean Mists, Tuesday, 15 November 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Has there ever been a band called Axis Of Evil?
Would make a great metal band name...

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Chang & Eng

― D.I.Y. U.N.K.L.E. (dave225.3), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 00:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Cowboy Pretzel Badgers!!!!

― Wongkong, Wednesday, 16 November 2005 00:34 (eighteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs210.snc1/7733_838041625709_835026_48372977_7519094_n.jpg

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 9 October 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

is that band still together?

― I am not an animal, I'm a human SBing (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 October 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Sylvester Molestor

― I'm the best maaaayne, I did it (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 October 2009 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The Barbara Walters Experiment

― I'm the best maaaayne, I did it (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 October 2009 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Harry's Hendersons

― I'm the best maaaayne, I did it (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 October 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

^LOL. I love the B. Walters one!

― one boob is free with one (daavid), Friday, 9 October 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Men From Another Place

― one boob is free with one (daavid), Friday, 9 October 2009 21:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Chief Idonwanabea

― I'm the best maaaayne, I did it (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 October 2009 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Back in the mid-late nineties I was going to call my much-thought-about but never-actually-formed band Gazprom. In those days I got my geopolitics from The Face. If we had actually formed and gotten big, that wouldn't've sounded so clever.

― Ismael Klata, Friday, 9 October 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I just realized Mudball is taken. Would have been a good band name

― I'm the best maaaayne, I did it (CaptainLorax), Friday, 9 October 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Various Artists

― cervix-a-lot (Pillbox), Friday, 9 October 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Steady Swingin' Scrotes

― & other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 9 October 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Fucktigers

― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Friday, 9 October 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

xxpost various artists is taken

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 9 October 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The Impressive Handshakes

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 9 October 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Various Artists

― cervix-a-lot (Pillbox), Friday, October 9, 2009 9:14 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

This one would really piss a lot of people off!

― one boob is free with one (daavid), Friday, 9 October 2009 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Down Syndrum.

― fit and working again, Friday, 9 October 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Newbury Gastropub

― My Way or the KSHighway (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:16 (fourteen years ago) link

The Dirty Needles

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 10 October 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Los Cunts

― M.V., Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Dolly Zoom and the Focus Pullers

― MumblestheRevelator, Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:27 (fourteen years ago) link

This Thread.

― everything, Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Bedpan Baptists

― A polar bear you can see in a snowstorm (rockapads), Saturday, 10 October 2009 04:18 (fourteen years ago) link

That Burrito Place

― The World's Biggest Christ (Z S), Saturday, 10 October 2009 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

adult braces

― akaky akakievich, Saturday, 10 October 2009 04:22 (fourteen years ago) link

www.instantrimjob.com

― The World's Biggest Christ (Z S), Saturday, 10 October 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

kshighway

― kshighway1, Saturday, 10 October 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

^ © kshighway1

― kshighway1, Saturday, 10 October 2009 04:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Def End Ned

― M.V., Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

The Paliens

― M.V., Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Funky Foetus

― M.V., Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Anal Housewife

― M.V., Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

ILM and the custos crew

― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Howard Cosell's Wide World of Gout

― staggerlee, Sunday, 11 October 2009 02:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Pvt. Salt's Popular Bowels Society Soloist

― Evan, Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:15 (fourteen years ago) link

^ The ground-breaking album by the Beetles (as posted above)

― Evan, Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Hongro

― philcollins, Saturday, November 12, 2005 3:51 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― see it sounds really lame if you say it in parentheses: (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Hungry Hungry Hongro

― see it sounds really lame if you say it in parentheses: (Curt1s Stephens), Sunday, 11 October 2009 04:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Beer Swan.

― Tourtiere (Owen Pallett), Sunday, 11 October 2009 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Marigot Bay

― meisenfek, Monday, 12 October 2009 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link

"Gingerbread Coolies"

― M.V., Friday, 23 October 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Is "Screamin' Demon" too obvious for a fairly lame '80s metal band? Or too sitcom-my or whatever?

― Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Rubber Atari

― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

or.. maybe rip off an RPG video game series like 'Final Fantasy' and come up with 'Breath of Fire' etc...

― What the hell is hamster love (CaptainLorax), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Coke Jesus Drug Lord

― Captain Ahab, Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

SPASTIC SHOCK

― merked, Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Bzawk Twee

― Jake Brown, Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link

The Lou1s J4gger Banned

― StanM, Saturday, 24 October 2009 06:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Whip It On Me Jim

― lukevalentine, Sunday, 25 October 2009 08:50 (fourteen years ago) link

TB on the Radiator

― M.V., Sunday, 25 October 2009 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Cthuluhoop

― M.V., Tuesday, 3 November 2009 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

söyled panteez

― joygoat, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 16:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Eurosmith

― grandavis, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Beer Swan?

― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 November 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Question Mark Authority

― M.V., Tuesday, 3 November 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Chloe 70.

― Tourtière (Ówen P.), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The Temporary Tattoos

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Safe and Easy to Apply

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Cockfoisters

― Drag Me to Hull (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

The Alcohol-Based Hand Rubs

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

St. Vincent's Bad Guy

― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The Beatles 2

― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Microfilm >>> Microfiche

― StanM, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Thee Thee

― Jamie_ATP, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 19:09 (fourteen years ago) link

The Decibelles

― musically, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Balearic Rolled

― M.V., Wednesday, 4 November 2009 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

The Beatles 2

― Adam Bruneau, Wednesday, November 4, 2009 6:52 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha that reminds me of me and a couple of friends always tell ppl they should name their album "Sports II"

― my gangsta ain't NEVER been on trial (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

the molotov cocks

― samosa gibreel, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

The Beach Girls

― grandavis, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Cthuluhoop LOL.

There's a "Thee Thems" in town. I thought 'twas best name EVAH.

― I've got some funny ideas about what sounds good (staggerlee), Thursday, 5 November 2009 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Rococo Bozo

― mottdeterre, Thursday, 5 November 2009 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

The Troubed Loners.

― ellaguru, Thursday, 5 November 2009 16:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Sovereign Fugue State

― M.V., Wednesday, 11 November 2009 05:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Bert Hitler

― M.V., Wednesday, 11 November 2009 06:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the Wooden Spoons

― slowcoreenactsfrustrationdoubtandevenfearofneverbeingfulfilled (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 11 November 2009 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Butter for Whores

― M.V., Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The Vowel Movement

― Evan, Thursday, 12 November 2009 03:29 (fourteen years ago) link

the Wooden Spoons

I wanted to call my band that, but there was a band from the 80s that had a hit in Canada called the Spoons, so that was one strike against. Then at the time The Wooden Stars were at the peak of their indie fame (such as it was) so it became a non-starter. The Wooden Spoons FTW.

― I've got some funny ideas about what sounds good (staggerlee), Friday, 13 November 2009 02:22 (fourteen years ago) link

>>The Vowel Movement

Sorry (in more ways than one), but Holly Vinvent and Johnette Johnette Napolitano went there in 1995.

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/09542c1076104154df7dfd923e0a292c/21717.jpg

― mottdeterre, Friday, 13 November 2009 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

No way, this existed??

― Evan, Saturday, 14 November 2009 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha thats funny I never realized.

― Evan, Saturday, 14 November 2009 00:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Apologia 6

― Deliquescing (Derelict), Saturday, 14 November 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Specia Loffer

― M.V., Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

The Seats

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

In the spirit of Secia Loffer:

Nosmo King

― mottdeterre, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Hell'n'Killer

― Chooglin'alCarbon, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Spitchowder

― M.V., Saturday, 28 November 2009 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

≠

― ≠ (M.V.), Sunday, 13 December 2009 03:41 (fourteen years ago) link

The Rainbow Douche Express

― chocolatepiekid, Sunday, 13 December 2009 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

3-Creepio

― Stereo no aware (Daruton), Sunday, 13 December 2009 07:31 (fourteen years ago) link

≠

― ≠ (M.V.), Sunday, December 13, 2009 3:41 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

close but still different
http://www.90-prozent-wasser.de/bilder/artists/psychic.jpg

― meisenfek, Sunday, 13 December 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link

The Suggest Bans

― I was in a drop-D metal band we called Requiem (staggerlee), Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Stink Floyd

― dlp9001, Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh man, I knew I should have googled that before posting...

― dlp9001, Sunday, 13 December 2009 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Reunitard

― (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.) (M.V.), Monday, 14 December 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Steve Reich's Dirty Sweatpants

― I was in a drop-D metal band we called Requiem (staggerlee), Monday, 14 December 2009 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Thetan Milkshake

Spaghetti and Blankets

Mice?

Ten Cent Needle Drop

Remora on a Spree

Ahoy You Cunt!

― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 03:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Heavy Meal

― Kunudu Suvuntu (Craig D.), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 03:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Just add Cheerios

― calstars, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 04:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Joe Pesci Mode

― Stereo no aware (Daruton), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 04:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Craftwork

― The Modern Whig Party, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

My Penis Is A Rainbow

― The Modern Whig Party, Tuesday, 15 December 2009 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Dollar Tree

― Stereo no aware (Daruton), Tuesday, 15 December 2009 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Light Night

― Touch of Death, Wednesday, 16 December 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Cock Medicine!

― Evan, Saturday, 2 January 2010 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Feltcherspooner.

― The Broken Brothers, Saturday, 2 January 2010 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Sir Francis Chawbacon

― M.V., Friday, 22 January 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

The Grand Vapid Michigoons

― Did you say you were going to mangle the light? (staggerlee), Friday, 22 January 2010 23:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Think Freud

― Marco Damiani, Saturday, 23 January 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

The Microwave Was Invented

― M.V., Saturday, 30 January 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

After a Researcher Walked By

― M.V., Saturday, 30 January 2010 01:38 (fourteen years ago) link

A radar tube and a Chocolate Bar

― M.V., Saturday, 30 January 2010 01:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Melted In

― M.V., Saturday, 30 January 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

His Pocket

― M.V., Saturday, 30 January 2010 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Chitlin' Pony

― M.V., Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

anechoic trap

― meisenfek, Friday, 12 February 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Wolf.................... dang it.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Let's try that again.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Crystal.......................... FUCK.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmmmmmmm. Okay, I got this.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Black................. Kids?

Lips?

Dice?

Rebel Motorcycle Club?

Moth Super Rainbow?

Mountain?

Angels?

Keys?

Meteoric Star?

...................................................................... I give up.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 12 February 2010 15:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Trafrica

― Captain Ahab, Friday, 12 February 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Wolf Crystal

― StanM, Friday, 12 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Wolf Crystal

LOL!

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 12 February 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.crystal-fox.com/webart/products_large/452.jpg

― FC Tom Tomsk Club (Merdeyeux), Friday, 12 February 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link

WTF
http://www.myspace.com/wolfcrystaltheband

:-(

(WOLF CRYSTAL is a band comprised of former members of crystal wolf)

:-((

― StanM, Friday, 12 February 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHA

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 12 February 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Black Crystal Wolf Deer

― Hardcore Homecare (staggerlee), Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

from the Lost thread... Dharma Sharks

― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:54 (fourteen years ago) link

What Has You
W.H.Y.

― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Black Amour

― Hideous Lump, Saturday, 13 February 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Muddle of Pud

― M.V., Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link

The Indiana Fuxxors

― M.V., Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Mountain of Groat Clusters

― M.V., Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Severed Head and the Neck Fuckers

― Department of Epidemic Prevention and Water Purification (S-), Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

The Steve Dunham Band

― M.V., Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Apostates

― ^^potentially not true at all, sry^^ (Z S), Sunday, 14 February 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The Dick Moves

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Window of Importunity

― M.V., Monday, 15 February 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Sonny & The Shi'ites

― merked, Monday, 15 February 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Luge Crash!

― dlp9001, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 01:00 (fourteen years ago) link

My Little Pony Rotorvator

― Now, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 02:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Otto Tomb

― M.V., Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The Shittakes

― might seem normal (snoball), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

[nabisco] [.]

― M.V., Thursday, 18 February 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Musically Save Us

― M.V., Saturday, 20 February 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Whale Wolf
Jean Poutine and the Rebel Street Massacre
The Boot Black Boys
Vanilla Sundial
Recycle Depot
The Flailing Sticks
Rappers on the Moon
Portaparty

― MarkoP, Saturday, 20 February 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Funfair Dismissal

― Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Saturday, 20 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Gagaju Bush

― M.V., Sunday, 21 February 2010 19:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Amyl Seeing Rue

― M.V., Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:15 (fourteen years ago) link

Bleeding Chakra

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

except ur not allowed steal that cos im totes gonna use it

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Manky Panky

― thousands of masturbating weirdos (whatever), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Forced Vaginal Slumber Party

― Ballistic, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ I reckon just 'Vaginal Slumber' would do

― thousands of masturbating weirdos (whatever), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Stirvin Nirvan

― M.V., Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

The Toy Odas.

― pworm, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Bastard from a Basket

― pworm, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Missouri Pukes

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Revenge of the Frisbee Tampon Cowboys

― Ballistic, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Tonguescraper

― nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

dibs on that one

― nitzer ENBB (latebloomer), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Seamless Adventure

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i actually wrote 'seamless machinery' before changing it

― joagga lousome (acoleuthic), Thursday, 25 February 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I always wanted to be in a band called The Ludes.

― Chonus, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I always wanted to be in a band called The Ludes.

been done, though in fairness, the band didn't have a 'The'.

― mark e, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

jimmy_chop and the coachmen - oh wait that was used for like a month maybe less --

― jimmy_chop, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

tune tang

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

The Orange Julii

― Dominique, Thursday, 25 February 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Roy Division

― StanM, Monday, 1 March 2010 09:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Scoliosis Porterhouse

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Monday, 1 March 2010 10:53 (fourteen years ago) link

More Barn

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Monday, 1 March 2010 22:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Circular Braid

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:53 (fourteen years ago) link

You Too

― that guy who doesn't get it but doesn't know he doesn't get it (M.V.), Friday, 5 March 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago) link

One Mind Ministries

― meisenfek, Saturday, 6 March 2010 07:45 (fourteen years ago) link

_____ and the Children

― kaitokid05, Saturday, 6 March 2010 08:34 (fourteen years ago) link

― meisenfek, Saturday, 6 March 2010 12:24 (fourteen years ago) link

From this thread
Scientists reach a consensus on what killed the Dinosaurs!
"Jesus and the Dinosaurs"

― might seem normal but is actually (snoball), Saturday, 6 March 2010 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Tractatus Toothache

― M.V., Monday, 8 March 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Faux Jerky

― M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Mumblin' Bob

― M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Fear of a Black Plane

― M.V., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Ronald McDonald Sutherland

― Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

low+

― meisenfek, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 20:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Here Comes the Knife

― You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. (hugo), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Tweaked Moniker

― ❽ (M.V.), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Michaelangelo Was a Rapist

― Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Cabernet Tweens

(LOVE "More Barn"!)

― Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Been trying to name my drummers' doom metal side project.

Submissions thus far:

Slaycation
Snuffilmuphagus
Wrong Ørifice
Hairy Reed

― Darin, Monday, 22 March 2010 21:50 (fourteen years ago) link

how 'bout:

D(((((Ü)))))M

― Armchair Crab (staggerlee), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The Sex Epistles (Christian punk)

― Dr X O'Skeleton, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

The Cocking Cunts
The Bastard Bitches

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The Fucking Sucks

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Scoliosis Schoolhouse

(apologies to MV)

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 26 March 2010 10:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Hutaree Leboon

― ❽ (M.V.), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 23:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Bad Touch

― Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Toiletpee

― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I could have sworn that there was a band called White Liberal Guilt. After searching this board, Google, wiki, discogs, and GEMM, I seem to have been proven wrong. Which is good, because I needed a name to make music under as my no. 1 pick, Artless, was taken.

― naus, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 07:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Papa Roach

Oh no, wait.

Limp Bizkit

Fuck, no wait.

God dammit this is so hard.

― kelpolaris, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Sum 182

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:36 (fourteen years ago) link

steve garvey

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:37 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Masonic Cufflinks

― ❽ (M.V.), Monday, 19 April 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Sodom and Baltimora.

― Cunga, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:25 (fourteen years ago) link

The Cryptic Tweets

― musically, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The Is

― gnarly sceptre, Monday, 19 April 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Whisker Biscuit
Interstellar Overbite
Band in Boston Creem

― ImprovSpirit, Monday, 19 April 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

play & try:

http://www.google.com/recaptcha/static/shared-media/logo2.gif

― meisenfek, Sunday, 5 September 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Surely Jism

― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 5 September 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

The Rare But Serious Side-Effects

― kashi west: late vegetarian (rustic italian flatbread), Saturday, 12 November 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Operation Earnest Voice

― meisenfek, Saturday, 13 October 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

seven years pass...

My sincere thanks to M.V. and Snoball - lacking inspiration I snagged a pair of tickets to see Earth this Monday in a "best fantasy band name" competition using "Mumblin' Bob and the Dinosaurs". I already had a ticket but now two of my skint mates can come with me :)

― knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

Hollywood Star Whackers

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:29 (four years ago) link

Prolapse

― cryborg (rip van wanko), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

prolapse?

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:39 (four years ago) link

ok boomer

― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:48 (four years ago) link

AD ONCE WAS the BROW

― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

glass turtle

that's a home run right there, boys.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

xpost

― Mark G, Wednesday, 13 November 2019 07:13 (four years ago) link

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