so how do you get from preaching to a congregation to negotiating photo shoot contracts for your teenaged daughter with maxim?
― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 12 June 2005 03:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 June 2005 03:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― bob n0pe (bobnope), Sunday, 12 June 2005 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link
i think after a while the wholesome minister was like "fuck it - there's no reason jessica shouldn't have a singing career".
apparently he is of the small, isolated minority of people who don't believe being the subject of a maxim photo shoot fucks one up for life.
― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 12 June 2005 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― vahid (vahid), Sunday, 12 June 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link
It's possible... Single D, maybe...
― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Sunday, 12 June 2005 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Sunday, 12 June 2005 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cunga (Cunga), Sunday, 12 June 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link
P.S. Is it me or is it weird that her father knows his daughters bust size?
― Michael Costello (MichaelCostello1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link
And also of the minority that deems it perfectly acceptable and not at all *weird* to discuss his own daughter's ample bosom and across-the-board sexiness in public.
(oh, xpost obv)
― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Amon (eman), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Roz (Roz), Sunday, 12 June 2005 06:57 (nineteen years ago) link
I know girls who have DD's and those look a lot like them
― Michael Costello (MichaelCostello1), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― heri galliwell, Sunday, 12 June 2005 07:48 (nineteen years ago) link
Close your legs, open your mindLeave those compliments well behindDig a little deeper into yourselfAnd you may find
Come over here just sit right downNeedn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frownI hear you've turned our young menInto dribbling clowns
36D so what (D) so whatIs that all that you've got?36D so what (D) so whatIs that all that you've got?
Make their day and go aheadRemove your clothes lie on their bedJust a last gasp chance or an outside betTo the easily led
― Jazzbo (jmcgaw), Sunday, 12 June 2005 10:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― bob n0pe (bobnope), Sunday, 12 June 2005 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 12 June 2005 14:39 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 12 June 2005 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevie nixed), Sunday, 12 June 2005 14:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― That One Guy (That One Guy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― kyle (akmonday), Sunday, 12 June 2005 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 12 June 2005 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link
How un-Christian of them! Are not bosoms part of the Good Lord's creation? [/gratuitously heavy sarcasm]
― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 12 June 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link
it's a still from her new video.
― metal assembly (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 June 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
-- Hari A$hur$t (lindseyloha...), June 12th, 2005. (later)
And Bam Bam or whatever his name is.
-- nathalie's post modern sleaze fest (stevienixe...), June 12th, 2005. (later)
Do you think they Eiffel Tower her?
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 12 June 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod Is Great At Getting Us Into Trouble (ModJ), Sunday, 12 June 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link
conclusion: he doesn't. :)
― Ludo (Ludo), Sunday, 12 June 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― That One Guy (That One Guy), Sunday, 12 June 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link
Joe Simpson be pimpin'.
― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 12 June 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link
it's fairly clear to me that she's using her silky blond hair in place of a sponge to soap up the car. this is a service you get at only the finest carwashes.
― fact checking cuz (fcc), Sunday, 12 June 2005 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link
If the version I heard is true, one does her while the other holds the video camera.
― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 12 June 2005 17:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 12 June 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 12 June 2005 19:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link
Oh, it's gotta be.
― joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link
Does Meg White have double D's?
― buck van morrison (Buck Van Smack), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― buck van morrison (Buck Van Smack), Sunday, 12 June 2005 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link
D maybe, C probably. Guys, girls lie about their cup size all the time--especially in magazines.
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Professer von Koppafeal., Monday, 13 June 2005 02:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― lookthatthoseteats!!!, Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:04 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 May 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link
When Joe Simpson jerks off, Jessica has double ds.
― js (honestengine), Friday, 5 May 2006 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― StanM (StanM), Friday, 5 May 2006 03:23 (eighteen years ago) link
― ChestWatch, Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:31 (eighteen years ago) link
in all seriousness, Joe Simpson was a Youth Minister before he said fuck it and started pimping his daughter. its pretty different from being an actual pastor or minister or other such leader of a congregation.
― grady (grady), Thursday, 25 May 2006 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link
No kidding. Youth pastors are always seemingly picked by how "with it" they are and have a knack for corny irreverence. I remember going to a Christian teens thing once and the pastor made some playfully awful sex joke, the disclaimer was that it involved a wife and husband.
and lol@ "suckers"
― Cunga (Cunga), Friday, 26 May 2006 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link
point being, its not like Joe Simpson went straight from being all Holy Joe reputable spiritual leader to saying the kind of thing in this thread's title. Its more like he went from getting his paycheck from a church to getting his paycheck from a record label.
― grady (grady), Friday, 26 May 2006 00:48 (eighteen years ago) link
― Maria Snowe, Friday, 26 May 2006 02:46 (eighteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:53 (eighteen years ago) link
― cave people post here now? (Kim), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― I Hate You Little Girls (noodle vague), Friday, 26 May 2006 07:37 (eighteen years ago) link
Jessica Simpson has a D-Cup. It's a little small, but it's a D-Cup nonetheless. So there.
― ChestWatch, Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:31 PM
― ☀ ☃ (am0n), Saturday, 10 April 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Professor Von Koppafeal for mod
― cousin itt (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link
ChestWatch for mod
― steev reich (Curt1s Stephens), Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link
I am an expert and haf a Phd in Boobiez Studies from California University.
I was waiting for the "Carnegie Mellon University" joke and I left disappointed.
― fukkin magnets (ecuador_with_a_c), Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:42 (fourteen years ago) link