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To begin, I shall thrill and amaze you all by ranking I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One.

1. We're An American Band
2. Sugarcube
3. One PM Again
4. Autumn Sweater
5. The Like and How We Told It
6. Moby Octopad
7. Deeper Into Movies
8. Damage
9. Spec Bebop
10. Shadows
11. Return to Hot Chicken
12. My Little Corner of the World
13. Green Arrow
14. Center of Gravity
15. Little Honda

Argue with me or rank something else.

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 November 2004 22:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't remember any of the songs on that album well enough to rate them by title, except, wasn't "Stcokholm Syndrome" on that album? Man that song ruled. And I really like the song about Tony Orlando's house on the next album.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Saturday, 27 November 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Whoops! One moment please...

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 November 2004 22:50 (nineteen years ago) link

1. We're An American Band
2. Sugarcube
3. One PM Again
4. Autumn Sweater
5. The Like and How We Told It
6. Moby Octopad
7. Deeper Into Movies
8. Stockholm Syndrome
9. Damage
10. Spec Bebop
11. Shadows
12. Return to Hot Chicken
13. My Little Corner of the World
14. Green Arrow
15. Center of Gravity
16. Little Honda

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 November 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Nitrogen
2. Weetabix
3. Knock off Supermarket's own "wheat bisks"
4. Factory outlet bags of green skittles
5. Robert
6. Really long fantasy books that come in at least 5 parts#
7. Motorbikes!
8. A dream where you are tied to helicopter blades
9. Actually being tied to helicopter blades
10. Helicopter blades
11. Helicopters
12. Leonardo Da Vinci
13. The Da Vince Code
14. Books
15. C / Em / F / G
16. Bernard the Butler, and his ability to spill Shreddies all over my keyboard
17. Bald Cats
18. Cold Bats
19. Old Hats
20. Bad Fats

bilblio (Celeste), Saturday, 27 November 2004 22:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, that's what I get for not being specific.

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

C / Em / F / G pwns helicopters!

Guayaquil, Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

1. One PM Again
2. Sugarcube
3. Center of Gravity
4. Deeper Into Movies
5. Little Honda
6. Autumn Sweater
7. Moby Octopad
8. Shadows
9. We're An American Band
10. Spec Bebop
11. Damage
12. My Little Corner of the World
13. Stockholm Syndrome
14. Return to Hot Chicken
15. Green Arrow
16. The Like and How We Told It

Here's "Painful"

1. Nowhere Near
2. From a Motel 6
3. Worrying Thing
4. Whole of the Law
5. I Was the Fool Beside You for Too Long
6. Big Day Coming (slow)
7. Double Dare
8. Big Day Coming (fast)
9. I Heard You Looking
10. Superstar Watcher
11. Double Dare

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:23 (nineteen years ago) link

16. The Like and How We Told It
I thought, "that's a funny typo," and then I realized you cut and pasted my typo. D'oh!

I almost did "Painful" instead of ICHTHBAO to start this thread. You have "Double Dare" twice and no "Sudden Organ," Barry.

1. Double Dare
2. Big Day Coming (slow)
3. From a Motel 6
4. Sudden Organ
5. I Heard You Looking
6. A Worrying Thing
7. I Was the Fool Beside You For Too Long
8. Nowhere Near
9. Superstar-Watcher
10. The Whole of the Law
11. Big Day Coming (fast)

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 27 November 2004 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

You have "Double Dare" twice and no "Sudden Organ," Barry.
Oh, thanks. "Sudden Organ" should have been #11.

Might as well keep going and do another one:

1. Our Way to Fall
2. Tears Are in Your Eyes
3. Crying of Lot G
4. Saturday
5. Everyday
6. Cherry Chapstick
7. Last Days of Disco
8. Night Falls on Hoboken
9. Madeline
10. Let's Save Tony Orlando's House
11. Tired Hippo

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I messed it up again,

1. Our Way to Fall
2. Tears Are in Your Eyes
3. Crying of Lot G
4. Saturday
5. Everyday
6. Cherry Chapstick
7. You Can Have It All
8. Last Days of Disco
9. Night Falls on Hoboken
10. Madeline
11. From Black to Blue
12. Let's Save Tony Orlando's House
13. Tired Hippo

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link

1. ranking roger
2. everyone else

DJ Salinger (joni), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, then - rank me

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:24 (nineteen years ago) link

1. ranking roger
2. everyone else
3. roger fidelity

cmon, i had to.... (joni), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Genesis' studio album output:

1. Selling England By The Pound
2. Foxtrot
3. A Trick Of The Tail
4. The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway
5. Wind And Wuthering
6. Trespass
7. Nursery Cryme
8. And Then There Were Three
9. Duke
10.Genesis
11.From Genesis To Revelation
12.Calling All Stations
13.Abacab
14.Invisible Touch
15.We Can't Dance

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 28 November 2004 00:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Danzig albums

1. Danzig II - Lucifuge
2. Danzing I
3. Danzing III - How the Gods Kill
4. Danzig 4
5. the rest
6. Black Aria

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 01:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Dead C Albums that I have heard:

1. Trapdoor Fucking Exit
2. Operation of the Sonne
3. The Whitehouse
4. Harsh Seventies Reality
5. The Damned
6. Repent
7. Tusk
8. S/t 2CD

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 03:31 (nineteen years ago) link


1. Gene
2. Ace
3. Paul
4. Peter

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link

1. jaki
2. holger
3. michael
4. irmin

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Dusty Springfield "A Song for You"
2. Carpenters "A Song for You"
3. Leon Russell "A Song for You"
4. Cher "A Song for You"
5. Temptations "A Song for You"

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:10 (nineteen years ago) link

1. can
2. neu!
3. amon duul II
4. faust
5. kraftwerk
6. ash ra tempel
7. amon duul I
8. tangerine dream

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Young
Crosby
Nash
Stills

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:13 (nineteen years ago) link

1. 1989
2. 1985
3. 1988
4. 1983
5. 1982
6. 1984
7. 1986
8. 1981
9. 1987
10. 1980

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

david crosby is a wanker, dude.

george
john
paul
ringo

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

IAN YOU FORGOT POPUL VUH

POPUL VUH >>>> AMON DUUL I

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO POPUL VUH CUTTEY. THEY HAVE A FEW POPUL VUH RECORDZ @ THE STORE BUT THEY ARE EXPENSIVE SO I NEVER BUY THEM.

1.black music
2.white music

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:17 (nineteen years ago) link

6th grade
7th grade
4th grade
3rd grade
1st grade
Kindergarden
2nd grade
5th grade
8th grade (It's the first time since third grade I've gotten a B+ on my report card. I got too used to A's and A-'s. I can't stand my Religion class!)

Aja (aja), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:18 (nineteen years ago) link

King Crimson eras:

1. 1981-1984
2. 1973-1974
3. 1969
4. 1970-1972
5. 1994-present

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Songs on The New UrDog Album, Garden of Bones

1. Garden of Bones
2. Triumph
3. A Smoky Narchile
4. Zombie Cloud
5. urdog awaken
6. Long Shadows
7. Ice on Water
8. dmz

but that's a really hard thing to rank; the album's all of a piece and all very very awesome. Farfisa/guitar/drum trio sometimes going into total Hawkwind groove/space; droning keyboard parts; sometimes big riffs, sometimes quiet chant-a-long folk mumble. GOOD.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:25 (nineteen years ago) link

ian - yr wrong about the 'Cros, dude. Check out If I Could Only Remember My Name. It's fuckin' Tonights the Night meets Palace, + heroin.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:27 (nineteen years ago) link

1. cocaine
2. bourbon
3. beer
4. acid...
...
...1,000. pot

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:29 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Sanctuary
2. Pharoah's Dance
3. John McLaughlin
4. Miles Runs the Voodoo Down
5. Spanish Key
6. Bitches Brew

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Can't Buy A Thrill
2. Pretzel Logic
3. Katy Lied
4. Countdown To Ecstasy
5. Aja
6. Gaucho
7. Royal Scam

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Antioch Arrow
2. Angel Hair
3. Heroin
4. John Henry West
5. Lava
6. Young Ginns

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Hmm.

1. Antioch Arrow
2. Lava
3. Heroin
4. Angel Hair
5. John Henry West
6. Young Ginns

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Slanted & Enchanted
that singles comp
Wowee Zowee
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Brighten The Corners
Terror Twilight

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

1. We're an American Band
2. Sugarcube
3. Damage
4. Stockholm Syndrome
5. Deeper Into Movies
6. Return to Hot Chicken
7. Center of Gravity
8. Shadows
9. Moby Octopad
10. One PM Again
11. Green Arrow
12. Spec Bebop
13. My Little Corner of the World
14. Little Honda
15. Autumn Sweater
16. The Lie and How We Told It

As for "Autumn Sweater", I love most of it, but there's this left-channelled drum pattern that Georgia plays that's horribly off-beat sometimes and totally disorienting on headphones, and it kinda ruins the song.

bill neil (inabillity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Painful
2. Ride The Tiger
3. Fakebook
4. And Then Nothing Turned...
5. Electro-Pura
6. I Can Hear The Heart Beating As One
7. President Yo La Tengo/New Wave Hotdogs
8. May I Sing With Me
9. Summer Sun

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Dee Dee
2. Johnny
3. Joey
4. Marky / Tommy

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

The Kinks Are the Village Green Preservation Society

1. Animal Farm
2. Big Sky
3. All of My Friends Were There
4. Picture Book
5. Wicked Annabella
6. Starstruck
7. The Village Green Preservation Society
8. Monica
9. People Take Pictures of Each Other
10. Do You Remember Walter?
11. Johnny Thunder
12. Phenomenal Cat
13. Sitting by the Riverside
14. Last of the Steam-Powered Trains
15. Village Green

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 04:57 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Painful
2. I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
3. Fakebook
4. And Then Nothing...
5. May I Sing With Me
6. Electro-Pura
7. Ride the Tiger
8. President YLT/New Wave Hot Dogs
9. Summer Sun

No arguments about the first or last...

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:00 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Grace Slick
2. Paul Kantner
3. John Barbata
4. Papa John Creach
5. Marty Balin
6. David Freiberg
7. Spencer Dryden
8. Pete Sears
9. Jack Casady
10. Craig Chaquico
11. Jorma Kaukonen
12. Skip Spence
13. Signe Anderson
14. Donny Baldwin
15. Joey Covington
16. Diana Mangano
17. Mark Morgan
18. Prairie Prince
19. Brett Bloomfield
20. Maurice (Pat) Ieraci
21. Jack Traylor
22. Aynsley Dunbar
23. anyone else I may have forgotten
24+x. Micky Thomas

That took a weirdly long time to do.

Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Bardo Pond (proper) albums:

1. On the Ellipse
2. Lapsed
3. Bufo Alvarius (with Amen 29:15)
4. Set and Setting
5. Dilate
6. Amanita

Plastikman Albums:

1. Closer
2. Musik
3. Consumed
4. Artifakts BC
5. Sheet One

songs on "Souvlaki"

1. Here She Comes
2. 40 Days
3. Alison
4. Machine Gun
5. Altogether
6. When the Sun Hits
7. Dagger
8. Souvlaki Space Station
9. Mellon Yellow
10. Sing

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Black Flag: The Rollins Years

1. Damaged
2. My War
3. In My Head
4. Slip It In
5. The Process of Weeding Out
6. Loose Nut
7. Family Man

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Dilate and Amanita more than Set & Setting, I think.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Amanita a lot -- but they front-loaded all the best songs and it could stand to lose about 20 minutes. Same with "Dilate", which is why they're at the bottom.

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Dilate is my favorite Bardo Pond album!

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Joseph, my mind is totally boggling at the wrongness of yr. Airplane/Starship rank.

1. Spencer Dryden
2. Everyone else

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link

1. 1989
2. 1985
3. 1988
4. 1983
5. 1982
6. 1984
7. 1986
8. 1981
9. 1987
10. 1980
is this the best ten years of 80's music ?
i agree

psuedoman, Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Basic Channel singles

BC 05
BC 07
BC 09
BC 06
BC 01
BC 02
BC 03
BC 08
BC 04

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:07 (nineteen years ago) link

1. cocaine
2. bourbon
3. beer
4. acid...
is this your diet ?
i eat from the 3 major food groups - salt sugar and fat

fatboy, Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:09 (nineteen years ago) link

george
john
paul
ringo

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), November 28th, 2004.
what about brian (epstein) ?

the fitth beatle, Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

By themselves, Zen Arcade and Double Nickels on the Dime push 1984 higher than 6th!

I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

i like salt and cheese

Curious George's list totally made me wanna break out Village Green. Wish my Cds weren't so hard to get to.

Anyone wanna brave a Jandek album ranking?

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i could only rank the eleven albums of his i have; i don't think i haev a good enough grasp on his body of work to make such judgements.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

1. don caballero 2
2. american don
3. what burns never returns
4. for respect

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Prince
2. Prince Far I
3. The Fresh Prince
4. Prince Buster
5. Prince Markie Dee
6. Prince Po
7. Prince Be
8. Prince Paul
9. Prairie Prince
10. Prince Jammy
11. Bonnie Prince Billy

Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:19 (nineteen years ago) link

everyone on this thread owns

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Will Oldham records:

1. arise, therefore
2. days in the wake
3. viva last blues
4. hope
5. ease down the road
6. there is no one what will take care of you
7. i see a darkness
8. joya
9. master & everyone

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm glad somebody else likes Arise, Therefore. I like that one too. But I can't get into #2, #3, #6 or #8.

Again, it's ALL about the new one.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:24 (nineteen years ago) link

do you like Ease Down The Road? That one is definitely the most underrated Oldham album, I think. No one gives it enough credit for being FUCKING AWESOME.. maybe it should be above Hope.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:27 (nineteen years ago) link

nah - hope has the lenny cohen cover, and "Untitled." I like Ease Down the Road - I think that's Tovah's favorite. For "Just To See My Holly Home," alone, classic!

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:31 (nineteen years ago) link

...she liked to go down on me
and i liked to go down on her too!

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Depeche Mode:

Violator
Music For the Masses
Ultra
Speak and Spell
Black Celebration
Some Great Reward
Songs of Faith and Devotion
Exciter
Construction Time Again
A Broken Frame

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Records I Inherited From My Mom (one per artist):

1. The White Album
2. Neil Young "After The Goldrush"
3. Joni Mitchell "The Hissing of Summer Lawns"
4. Stevie Wonder "Innervisions"
5. Van Morrison "Moondance"
6. Simon & Garfunkel "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
7. Rolling Stones "Flowers"
8. Cat Stevens "Teaser and the Firecat"
9. CSNY "Four Way Street"
10. Arlo Gutrie "Alice's Restaurant"

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Bands Featuring Dan St. Jacques:

1. Landed
2. Olneyville Sound System
3. Vincebus Eruptum
4. Thee Hydrogen Terrors
5. The Von Ryan Express

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:34 (nineteen years ago) link

No fucking WAY anything the Beatles ever did is better than ANYTHING Uncle Neil did, LEAST OF ALL the shitty White Album - you crazy Ian. Too much Brooklyn noise / clatter, too much Sparxxxxxxxxx

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I DON'T TOUCH THE SPARKS, SON.

-IF- my mom had, say, Rubber Soul, that would have been #1. But she didn't. And if my mom had Tonight's The Night, that would have been number one. But she didn't.

The white album has a few really awful tracks, BUT there are so many more totally mindblowing tracks that it totally makes up for it.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:41 (nineteen years ago) link

whats mindblowing? teh beatles trying to sound american (don't pass me by, why don't we do it..., back in teh ussr, etc0 or them trying to be art / sound collage nerds and failing fucking miserably (revolution 9, etc)??

i wrote an article in my college papowr about this and literally almost got beat up

but beyond blackbird, yer blues, and mayeb one or two more, it suxxx!!

now, REVOLVER, that's a good record. And Rubber Soul too. But still dogshit compared to the worst of Neil Young

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Ian, your list was fine. The people who complain about filler on the White Album are the same sorts of people who say things like "'Punk Love' is horrible and it nearly ruined '69 Love Songs' for me".

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link

fuck, jessica is due hoem any minuet and i'm so drunk i'm bout to piss my pants

mind - yr wrong - it's 70% filler

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Fidelity = DESTROYED

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:46 (nineteen years ago) link

any of yall ever had Jimmy Johns subs? Fuck.

oops better keep[ with teh thread

1. Jimmy Johns
2. Quiznos
3. Subway

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

teh beatles trying to sound american

Wasn't this the basis of their career, after all? Imitaing Buddy Holly, Little Richard, Carl Perkins, and later, Bob Dylan? Except better?

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:57 (nineteen years ago) link

i guess so. but has it ever been mnore blatant / transparent than on the white album? Rocky Racoon and all?

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Rubber Soul has always felt like the more "American" Beatles album to me. All folksy and Dylanesque with Buck Owenslike country songs like "What Goes On" and "Run For Your Life". I get what you're saying about the White Album, but I don't think it was any more blatant than some of the rest.

is this the best ten years of 80's music ?

That was just my list of years from the '80s, pseudoman. Were it for music, 1989: The Year of Roxette, Mike + Mechanics, and "500 Miles" would be much lower on the list.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 28 November 2004 06:20 (nineteen years ago) link

now, REVOLVER, that's a good record. And Rubber Soul too. But still dogshit compared to the worst of Neil Young

are you for real, roger? i mean, i don't idolize the beatles either but the worst of neil young is pretty fucking, um, WORST!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 28 November 2004 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Gimme "Shots" over "And Your Bird Can Sing" any day

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:13 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Dio - Holy Diver
2. The Smiths - The Queen is Dead
3. Hootie and the Blowfish - Cracked Rear End

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Accelerator
Singles Live Unreleased
Veterans of Disorder
Neil Michael Hagerty
Cats and Dogs
Transmaniacon
Thank You
The Howling Hex
Sweet Sixteen
Plays That Old Time Rock and Roll
Hand of Glory
s/t

Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 November 2004 07:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Roger from the Specials

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:17 (nineteen years ago) link

that was supposed to be Roger from the Beat. sorry...

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Sunday, 28 November 2004 08:18 (nineteen years ago) link

1. 1983
2. 1982
3. 1981
4. 1967
5. 1996
6. 1984
7. 1997
8. 1995
9. 1976
10.1975
11.1974
12.1973
13.1966
14.1968
15.1980
16.1998
17.1994
18.1979
19.1985
20.2003
21.2002
22.1977
23.1964
24.1972
25.2004
26.1965
27.1963
28.2001
29.1999
30.2000
31.1989
32.1986
33.1993
34.1978
35.1992
36.1991
37.1971
38.1987
39.1988
40.1990
41.1969
42.1970
43.1962
44.1960
45.1961
46.1956
47.1957
48.1958
49.1955
50.1959

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:09 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Queen
2. Prince
3. King
4. Princess

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:11 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Black Sabbath
2. Godspeed You Black Emperor
3. Black Heart Procession
4. Frank Black & The Catholics
5. Black Grape
6. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
7. Black Eyed Peas
8. Black Crowes
9. Black Box Recorder
10. Richard Blackwood

Onimo (GerryNemo), Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

1.Vagina
2.Pentium Processor
3.Joe Piscapo
4.Bass
5.5000
6.The Blues
7.Having
8.Vaccum
8.No Way
9. ILX
10.Let's "W"

chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Indiscreet
2. Propaganda
3. No 1 in Heaven
4. Angst in my pants
5. Kimono my House
6. A Woofer in Tweeter's Clothing
7. Terminal Jive
8. "Halfnelson"
9. In Outer Space
10. Whomp that Sucker!

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:39 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Jan
2. Dodo
3. Andi

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:40 (nineteen years ago) link

1. ATHF
2. HOME MOVIES
3. SEALAB
4. BIRDMAN

chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Disc 3
2. Disc 1
3. Disc 4
(distant) 4. Disc 2

{from the conet project, the entirety of which was listened to at work today}

Dr. Annabel Lies (Michael Kelly), Sunday, 28 November 2004 11:49 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Carl
2. Master Shake
3. Frylock
4. Meatwad

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 14:24 (nineteen years ago) link

I HAVE NEVER LISTENED TO POPUL VUH CUTTEY. THEY HAVE A FEW POPUL VUH RECORDZ @ THE STORE BUT THEY ARE EXPENSIVE SO I NEVER BUY THEM.

The Norwegian Popul Vuh (who later had to change their name into Popol Ace) >>>>>>>>>>>>>The German Popol Vuh!

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 28 November 2004 15:03 (nineteen years ago) link

ARRR TO ADDRESS THEE ROGER ADULTERY MAN FROM WAY YP THREAD (went to bed last night.)--
genius on zee white album = happiness is a warm gun, rocky raccoon, helter skelter, yer blues, revolution 1, why don't we do it in the road, savoy truffle, blackbird, dear prudence, the continuing story of bungalow bill..

Gear!: do you rate Twin Infinitives?

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

that royal trux list is so wrong - i'll be back later to put in my two cents on that

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

i'd also like to see your neil young list dude.

Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Singles:

10. 1998
9. 1997
8. 1991
7. 1999
6. 1992
5. 1996
4. 1995
3. 1990
2. 1993
1. 1994

Albums:

10. 1998 (what a year!)
9. 1996
8. 1990
7. 1999
6. 1995
5. 1992
4. 1993
3. 1994
2. 1991
1. 1997

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Carl
2. Master Shake
3. Frylock
4. Meatwad

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), November 28th, 2004 9:24 AM.

Ha, why am I not surprised that you have Carl at #1?
My list is the exact opposite:

1. Meatwad
2. Frylock
3. Master Shake
4. Carl

MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

5. Meatwad
4. Shake
3. Carl
2. The evil 2-D guys from the beginnig whose names I can never remember
1. Frylock

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Sunday, 28 November 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Trux (not counting NMH, RTX, EPs and singles):

1. Thank You
2. s/t third album aka "Bones"
3. Accelerator
4. Cats and Dogs
5. Sweet Sixteen
6. Veterans of Disorder
7. Twin Infinitives
8. s/t (1st)
9. Hand of Glory

Neil (proper albums only):

1. On The Beach / After The Gold Rush (tie)
2. Tonight's The Night
3. Time Fades Away
4. Rust Never Sleeps
5. Everybody Knows This is Nowhere / Ragged Glory (tie)
6. Trans
7. Re*ac*tor
8. Harvest
9. Hawks and Doves
10. Journey Through The Past
11. American Stars and Bars
12. ******
13. Life
14. Landing on Water
15. Everybody's Rockin'
16. Mirror Ball

****** I feel the same way about Freedom, Old Ways, Comes a Time, Broken Arrow, the s/t album, and the rest, so consider those the same.

Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Gents, Carl makes that show.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

jughead
veronica
betty
mr. weatherbee
archie
hot dog

p.j. (Henry), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:41 (nineteen years ago) link

1. George solo
2. John solo
3. Ringo & Paul solo (tied)

p.j. (Henry), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

1. Wolverine
2. Nightcrawler
3. Colossas
4. Phoenix
5. Angel
6. Sprite
7. Storm
8. Cyclops

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

1. black sea
2. english settlement
3. drums and wires
4. skylarking
5. go 2

cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

  • George Martin
  • Astrid Kirchherr
  • Yoko Ono
  • Stuart Sutcliffe
  • Billy Preston
  • Mal Evans
  • Klaus Voorman
  • Brian Epstein
  • Pete Best
  • Neil Aspinall
  • Jimmy Nicol
  • Murray The K
  • Magic Alex
  • Apu
  • William Campbell
  • Acme (acme), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. A Tribute to Jack Johnson
    2. On The Corner
    3. Get Up With It
    4. In A Silent Way
    5. Live/Evil
    6. Agharta
    7. Big Fun
    8. Dark Magus
    9. Panagea
    10. Bitches Brew
    11. In Concert: Live at Philharmonic Hall
    12. At Fillmore: Live at Fillmore East
    13. Black Beauty: Miles Davis at Fillmore West

    lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Biggie
    2. Tupac

    MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Jack Kerouac
    2. Allen Ginsberg
    3. William Burroughs

    lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Jesus
    2. Holy Spirit
    3. God the Father

    lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. 2 Live Crew
    2. The 5678s
    3. 808 State
    4. The Three Johns
    5. One Dove
    6. The 4 Freshmen
    7. The 6ths
    8. 702
    9. 10CC
    10. 98 Degrees

    Acme (acme), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:11 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Paul
    2. John / Ringo (tie)
    4. George

    Diego Valladolid (dvalladt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:25 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Hugh
    2. JJ
    3. Jet
    4. Dave

    Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Tago Mago
    2. Future Days
    3. Ege Bamyasi
    4. Monster Movie
    5. Soon Over Babaluma
    6. Soundtracks
    7. Delay

    Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Dusty Springfield
    2. Liza Minelli
    3. Cicero
    4. Patsy Kensit
    5. Ian Wright
    6. Ab Fab

    Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

    Ian, your Can list is perfect.

    MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 28 November 2004 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. A Thousand Leaves
    2. Sister
    3. Washing Machine
    4. EVOL
    5. Daydream Nation
    6. SYR4 - Goodbye 20th Century
    7. Bad Moon Rising
    8. Confusion is Sex
    8. Dirty
    10. Sonic Nurse
    11. Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No Star
    12. Murray Street
    13. Silver Session
    14. NYC Ghosts and Flowers
    15. The Whitey Album
    16. Made in USA
    17. Goo

    There's not much rationale behind what I included and what I left out.

    Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

    my SY list:

    1. Bad Moon Rising
    2. Sister
    3. Daydream Nation
    4. Washing Machine
    5. Confusion is Sex
    6. A Thousand Leaves
    7. EVOL
    8. Nurse
    9. Murray Street
    10. Experimental Jet Set, Trash and No-Star
    11. Goo
    12. Dirty

    1. SYR 3
    2. SYR 1
    3. Silver Session
    4. SYR 4
    5. SYR 2
    6. TV Shit
    7. 4 Tunna Brix
    8. SYR 5

    I still haven't heard the Whitey Album or any of their soundtrack work.

    Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

    ian, i think you should pursue a career in RANKING.

    cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

    I have yet to hear Twin Infinitives I fear

    Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

    THINGS I LIKE:
    1. LISTS
    2. ARBITRARY DECISIONS
    3. MUSIC

    Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:29 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. METALLIFUCKINCA
    2. MUSIC THAT DOESN'T ROCK

    Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 28 November 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. NightTime
    2. Killing Joke
    3. Fire Dances
    4. What's THIS for...!
    5. Revelations
    6. Killing Joke 2003
    7. Extremities, Dirt & Various Repressed Emotions
    8. Brighter Than a Thousand Suns
    9. Pandemonium
    10. Democracy
    11. Outside the Gate

    Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Super Root 6
    2. Super Root 5
    3. Super Root 3
    4. Super Root 7

    chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. 3
    2. 7
    3. 10
    4. 2
    5. 1
    6. 8
    7. 4
    8. 7
    9. 9
    10. 6

    Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:35 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Mr. Bungle
    2. Fantomas
    3. Faith No More
    4. Peeping Tom
    5. Tomahawk
    6. Maladoror
    7. Solo albums
    8. Moonraker

    chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Keith
    2. Bryan
    3. Charlie
    4. Mick
    5. Ron
    6. Bill

    Roger Fidelity (Roger Fidelity), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Mars Volta
    2. At the Drive In
    3. Defacto
    4. Sparta

    chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Sparta
    2. Athens
    3. Thebes
    4. Corinth

    Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:51 (nineteen years ago) link

    Coolest Hair:

    1. Kid
    2. Coolio
    3. George Clinton
    4. Johnny Rotten/Lydon
    5. Keith Flint
    6. the guy in The System (of "Don't Disturb This Groove" fame)
    7. Paul Weller
    8. Tim Rancid

    Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

    What about Mick Taylor, Roger?

    Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 28 November 2004 22:56 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Ben Grimm
    2. Johnny storm
    3. Susan Storm
    4. Reed Richards

    Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Mike Dirnt
    2. Billie Joe Armstrong
    3. Tre Cool

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. whole milk
    2. 2% milk
    3. 1% milk
    4. skim milk
    5. rice milk
    6. soy milk

    Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. We're Only In It For the Money
    2. Hot Rats
    3. Freak Out
    4. Apostrophe
    5. Everything else pre-'75
    100. Everthing (that I've heard) post-'75

    Wooden (Wooden), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:15 (nineteen years ago) link

    Hahaha, last night I was seriously thinking about doing all the Zappa albums up to CPIII and gave up on it as too big a job. Decided to rank Village Green instead.

    I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. 6Music
    2. Radio 2
    3. 1Xtra
    4. Radio 3
    5. Radio 4
    6. Radio 1
    7. Radio 7
    8. Radio 5 Live

    Acme (acme), Sunday, 28 November 2004 23:50 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Poguetry In Motion EP
    2. The Snake
    3. Rum, Sodomy And The Lash
    4. Red Roses For Me
    5. If I Should Fall From Grace With God
    6. Sid And Nancy
    7. St. Patrick's Night EP
    8. Straight To Hell
    9. The Crock Of Gold
    10. Hell's Ditch
    11. Bops, Babes, Booze & Bovver
    12. Peace And Love

    Acme (acme), Monday, 29 November 2004 00:16 (nineteen years ago) link

    Radio 4 is the best, Acme.

    Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 29 November 2004 00:17 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. home
    3. and
    2. away

    t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 29 November 2004 00:21 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Visions of Johanna
    2. One of Us Must Know (Sooner or Later)
    3. 4th Time Around
    4. Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat
    5. I Want You
    6. Temporary Like Achilles
    7. Obviously 5 Believers
    8. Pledging My Time
    9. Just Like a Woman
    10. Most Likely You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine
    11. Absolutely Sweet Marie
    12. Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again
    13. Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
    14. Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands

    I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 November 2004 02:41 (nineteen years ago) link

    Putting "Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands" at the bottom is mentalism.

    Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 29 November 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

    Okay, let's see yours. (err...) And explain to me why 11:19 of "Sad Eyed Lady" feels like the longest hour of my life.

    I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 November 2004 04:24 (nineteen years ago) link

    xpost

    I'll bet that's just a relative ranking. On a normal scale it would all run together in one line.

    George Martin
    Acme, that's a brilliant list. Or as Trelane would say: Touche, Acme, touche.

    Someone has to redo the Jefferson Airplane. I'll give it a try

    0. Skip Spence
    1. Jorma Kaukonen
    2. Jack Casady
    3. Marty Balin
    4. Grace Slick
    5. Paul Kantner
    6. The rest of the mofos

    Ken L (Ken L), Monday, 29 November 2004 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

    Ranking Roger. From English BEET.

    Bimble (bimble), Monday, 29 November 2004 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Curly
    2. Moe
    3. Shemp
    4. Larry
    5. Curly Joe
    6. that other fat guy

    jim wentworth (wench), Monday, 29 November 2004 04:58 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Your year
    2. My year
    3. My ex-girlfriend's year
    4. America's year
    5. Iraq's year

    Seems about right ...

    Chris O., Monday, 29 November 2004 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Issa
    2. Basho
    3. Shiki
    4. Buson

    Haibun (Begs2Differ), Monday, 29 November 2004 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link

    The trouble with "Visions of Johanna" is that I haven't been able to enjoy the "B on B" version nearly as much since I heard the acoustic version on the "Royal Albert Hall" disc. Still, I'm reluctant to knock it from the top spot.

    1. Visions of Johanna
    2. Just Like a Woman
    3. Pledging My Time
    4. Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again
    5. Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat
    6. I Want You
    7. Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands
    8. One of Us Must Know (Sooner or Later)
    9. Rainy Day Women #12 & 35
    10. Absolutely Sweet Marie
    11. Most Likely You Go Your Way and I'll Go Mine
    12. Temporary Like Achilles
    13. 4th Time Around
    14. Obviously 5 Believers

    MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 November 2004 06:32 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Me
    2. Bobby
    and 3. Bobby's Brother

    t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 29 November 2004 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Me
    2. Julio
    3. You

    MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 29 November 2004 06:58 (nineteen years ago) link

    4. School Yard
    5. Scotland Yard

    t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 29 November 2004 07:00 (nineteen years ago) link

    1 My week
    2 Your year

    sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 29 November 2004 07:01 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Tania from Mexico City
    2. Chi-Won from Seoul
    3. Hana from Seoul
    4. Chennepa from Bangkok
    5. Nancy from Bangkok
    6. Meimei from Beijing
    7. Nana from Pusan
    8. Chi-Won from Pusan
    9. Nina from Ching Mai
    10. Valeria from Guadalajara

    Top ten fucks

    furnace, Monday, 29 November 2004 10:55 (nineteen years ago) link

    House of Ranking:

    1. Red House Painters
    2. Brick Layer Cake
    3. Basement Jaxx
    4. Kitchens Of Distinction
    5. Furniture
    6. Garage
    7. Miranda Sex Garden

    Onimo (GerryNemo), Monday, 29 November 2004 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link

    waiting for ILM to crucify you for putting brick layer cake over basement jaxx...

    Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 29 November 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

    Somebody rank the Ians! (McDonald, Mackaye, Anderson, etc.)

    I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 29 November 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Girls
    2. Vicodin
    3. Revolver
    4. Red Wine
    5. Chocolate

    darin (darin), Monday, 29 November 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

    best words in this sentence:

    1. sentence
    2. words
    3. in
    4. this
    5. best

    fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 29 November 2004 20:28 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. rock
    2. scissors
    3. paper
    4. rock

    fact checking cuz (fcc), Monday, 29 November 2004 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

    1. Steve Pemberton
    2. Reese Sheersmith
    3. Mark Gatiss

    Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:28 (nineteen years ago) link

    Badly Drawn Boy songs I actually like:
    1 Everybody's Stalking
    2 Silent Sigh

    Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 30 November 2004 00:34 (nineteen years ago) link

    eleven months pass...
    1. Joy Of A Toy
    2. Whatevershebringswesing
    3. Bananamour
    4. Shooting At The Moon
    5. Soft Machine 1st
    6. Odd Ditties
    7. Lady June's Linguistic Leprosy
    8. June 1, 1974
    9. Yes, We Have No Mananas
    10. Sweet Deceiver
    11. Confessions Of Dr Dream
    12. Rainbow Takeaway
    13. That's What You Get, Babe
    14. Diamond Jack & The Queen Of Pain

    mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:25 (eighteen years ago) link

    Sung Tongs
    Campfire Songs
    Feels
    Young Prayer
    Danse Manatee
    Here Comes The Indian
    Spirit They've Vanished

    dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:35 (eighteen years ago) link

    Boo Radleys:

    Giant Steps
    Wake Up!
    Everything's Alright Forever
    C'Mon Kids
    Learning To Walk
    Kingsize
    Ichabod & I

    dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

    are you feeling sinister
    tigermilk
    boy with the arab strap
    dear catastrophe waitress
    fold your hands child you look like a peasant
    storytelling

    sean gramophone (Sean M), Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. robyn - robyn
    2. girls aloud - what will the neighbours say?

    sean gramophone (Sean M), Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

    My B&S:

    are you feeling sinister
    dear catastrophe waitress
    tigermilk
    boy with the arab strap
    storytelling
    fold your hands child you look like a peasant

    dog latin (dog latin), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:04 (eighteen years ago) link

    dog latin, do you have a blog? i am feeling some sympathetic vibrations w/r/t your recent ilm postings and would love to keep better track of you.

    sean gramophone (Sean M), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. Miller's Crossing
    2. The Big Lebowski
    3. Blood Simple
    4. Raising Arizona
    5. Fargo
    6. The Hudsucker Proxy
    7. Barton Fink
    8. O Brother, Where Art Thou?
    9. The Man Who Wasn't There
    10. Intolerable Cruelty
    11. The Ladykillers

    Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 24 November 2005 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. 1970
    2. 1971
    3. 1977
    4. 1976
    5. 1972
    6. 1979
    7. 1975
    8. 1978
    9. 1973
    10.1974

    Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. Electrocution
    2. Murder
    3. Plane Crash
    4. Suicide
    5. OD (accidental)
    6. Automobile accident
    7. Falling
    8. Poisoning
    9. Disease
    10.Natural causes

    Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

    (VERY slow day at work here, sorry...Happy Thanksgiving, USA ILXors!)

    Myonga Von Boredom (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. aerodynamic
    2. harder better faster stronger
    3. digital love
    4. crescendolls
    5. one more time
    6. something about us
    7. voyager
    8. superheroes
    9. veridis quo
    10. face to face
    11. short circuit
    12. too long
    13. high life
    14. nightvision

    รคlรคnbรคnรคnรค (alanbanana), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. John Adams
    2. Steve Reich
    3. Philip Glass
    4. Terry Riley
    5. Michael Nyman

    Robert Gable (aworks), Friday, 25 November 2005 07:59 (eighteen years ago) link

    1. Fire
    2. Wind
    3. Earth

    James Ward (jamesmichaelward), Friday, 25 November 2005 11:14 (eighteen years ago) link

    sean, i do have a blog, but I haven't updated it in ages.

    http://www.livejournal.com/users/doglatin/

    dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 25 November 2005 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

    eight months pass...
    1. Pretenders II
    2. Pretenders (s/t)

    Listening to both of these yesterday, I realized how much more filler is in the debut, and how poor the sound is compared to the 2nd album.

    Whitman Mayonnaise (Rock Hardy), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. "Uptown Top Ranking" (Althea and Donna)
    2. "Pure Ranking" (Horace Andy)
    3. "Higher Ranking" (Dennis Bovell via King Tubby)
    4. "Superstar (Ranking Dread)" (Sugar Minott)
    5. "Ranking Full Stop" (English Beat)

    rentboy (rentboy), Monday, 7 August 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link


    stop making sense
    more songs about buildings and food
    remain in light
    fear of music
    speaking in tongues
    '77
    the name of this band...
    little creatures
    naked
    true stories

    pisces (piscesx), Tuesday, 8 August 2006 09:03 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Neon Lights
    2. Spacelab
    3. Metropolis
    4. The Man-Machine
    5. The Model
    6. The Robots

    naus (Robert T), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 06:15 (seventeen years ago) link

    Still no people ranking "Rank"?

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

    master shake
    frylock
    meatwad
    carl

    -----------
    clementine
    travis
    dangle
    jones
    trudy
    raineesha
    i think i missed somebody
    ------------

    office mates:
    no streetsmarts
    all around asshole
    better than you
    watches you do shit

    Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Thursday, 10 August 2006 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

    I don't have money.
    iTunes
    MusicMatch Jukebox
    Windows Media Player
    Winamp
    RealPlayer


    Organic Morning Lite
    Kashi
    Honey Nut O's
    Cinnamon Life


    ilm
    ilx
    ile

    mox twelve (Mox twleve), Thursday, 10 August 2006 07:29 (seventeen years ago) link

    Tom Waits

    Rain Dogs
    Swordfishtrombones
    Small Change
    Franks Wild Years
    The Heart Of Saturday Night
    Real Gone
    Bone Machine
    Blood Money
    Nighthawks At The Diner
    The Black Rider
    Alice
    Foreign Affairs
    Mule Variations
    Blue Valentine
    Heartattack And Vine
    Big Time
    A Night On Earth

    wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 10 August 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
    2. Madonna - Sorry
    3. Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down
    4. Orson - No Tomorrow
    5. Ne-Yo - So Sick
    6. Lily Allen - Smile
    7. Nelly Furtado - Maneater
    8. Sandi Thom - I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker (With Flowers In My Hair)
    9. Shakira featuring Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie
    10. McFly - Don't Stop Me Now / Please Please
    11. Meck featuring Leo Sayer - Thunder In My Heart Again
    12. Notorious BIG featuring Diddy, Nelly, Jagged Edge & Avery Storm - Nasty Girl
    13. Chico - It's Chico Time

    mike t-diva (mike t-diva), Thursday, 10 August 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. ARP 2600
    2. Korg MS-20
    3. Minimoog Voyager
    4. EMS VCS3
    5. EML 101
    6. Roland Jupiter 8
    7. Yamaha CS-30
    8. ARP Odyssey
    9. Steiner-Parker Synthasystem
    10.Oberheim 4 Voice

    Myonga Von Bontempi (Monty Von Byonga), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. S.O.S.
    2. Tainted Love

    sovietpanda (sovietpanda), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

    boca
    aunt charlies
    mezzanine
    rxgallery
    anu
    the top
    mighty

    post script:
    rico's on minna R.I.P.

    yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

    my younger brother coming to live with me while he goes to college
    10 years and a 1,000 great late nights with an awesome girl
    gardening and yelling at my cat when she pisses in the flower beds

    yours fondly, harshaw. (mrgn), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

    1 Steely Dan 337
    2 Boredoms 315
    3 Brian Eno 282
    4 Stevie Wonder 229
    5 Talking Heads 228
    6 Animal Collective 213
    7 John Coltrane 187
    8 Andrew Bird 183
    9 Tom Waits 177
    10 Led Zeppelin 173

    Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (kenan), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

    1.DJ Pied Piper & The Master Of Ceremonies- Do You Really Like It
    2.Roger Sanchez- Another Chance
    3.Shaggy featuring Rikrok- It Wasn't Me
    4.So Solid Crew - 21 Seconds
    5.Limp Bizkit- Rollin
    6.Rui Da Silva featuring Cassandra- Touch Me
    7.Daniel Bedingfield- Gotta Get Thru This
    8.S Club 7- Don't Stop Movin'
    9.Bob The Builder- Mambo No 5
    10.Kylie Minogue- Can't Get You Out Of My Head
    11.Jennifer Lopez- Love Don't Cost A Thing
    12.Emma Bunton - What Took You So Long
    13.Five- Let's Dance
    14.Hear'Say- Pure And Simple
    15.Shaggy featuring Rayvon- Angel
    16.Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya & Pink- Lady Marmalade
    17.Blue- Too Close
    18.Blue- If You Come Back
    19.Hear'Say- The Way To Your Love
    20.S Club 7- Have You Ever
    21.Robbie Williams- Eternity / The Road To Mandalay
    22.Westlife- Queen Of My Heart
    23.Destiny's Child- Survivor
    24.Geri Halliwell- It's Raining Men
    25.Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman- Somethin' Stupid
    26.Westlife- Uptown Girl
    27.Atomic Kitten- Whole Again
    28.Atomic Kitten- Eternal Flame
    29.DJ Otzi- Hey Baby (Uuh, Aah)
    30.Afroman- Because I Got High

    Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 11 August 2006 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

    No offense to anyone here but every time I read the title of this thread it makes me think "Wank Anything You Feel Like Wanking".

    Kiss My Grits! (Bimble...), Saturday, 12 August 2006 00:44 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. ...I Care Because You Do
    2. On / On Remixes
    3. Analogue Bubblebath I
    4. Surfing on Sine Waves
    5. Windowlicker
    6. Hangable Auto Bulb (both)
    7. boxenergy4remix1
    8. Richard D. James Album
    9. 26 Mixes for Cash
    10. Analord series
    11. Come to Daddy
    12. Drukqs
    13. Selected Ambient Works 85-92
    14. Analogue Bubblebath IV
    15. Girl/Boy EP
    16. Ventolin / Ventolin Remixes
    17. Selected Ambient Works Vol. II

    less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:10 (seventeen years ago) link

    Oh. SAW1 holds such a dear place in my heart, I could never rank it that low. Otherwise, pretty OTM.

    do you like farty sounds in your dance music? (kenan), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

    I know, I know.... but you see the thing is, with the exeption of Sonic Boom/Spectrum's "Pulse Drone (Neon Sigh)" I just can't get into ambient music. And SAW1 just kinda bored me and it wasn't until I got Windowlicker that I became a HUUUUGE Richard D. James fanatic (25 cds/vinyl and counting!). And I recognize that it's a brilliant album, but it's just not my taste. I do love "Heliosphan" a ton though.

    less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:37 (seventeen years ago) link

    Ok, two lists not generated by last.fm.

    1) Gaucho
    2) Katy Lied
    3) The Royal Scam
    4) Pretzel Logic
    5) Can't Buy a Thrill
    6) Aja


    1) Remain in Light
    2) More Songs About Buildings and Food
    3) The Name Of This Band Is Talking Heads
    4) Speaking In Tongues
    5) Stop Making Sense
    6) Talking Heads 77
    7) Naked
    8) Fear of Music
    9) True Stories
    10) Little Creatures

    do you like farty sounds in your dance music? (kenan), Saturday, 12 August 2006 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

    Something nice and trivial to kick off:

    1)3
    2) Blur
    3) Modern Life Is Rubbish
    4) The Great Escape
    5) Parklife
    6) Leisure
    7) Think Tank

    ...and now, an ENTIRE CAREER'S WORTH OF SONGS, a first for this thread, I believe:

    1) Motherfucker=Redeemer, Part 2
    2) Sleep
    3) 09-15-00, Part 1
    4) Motherfucker=Redeemer, Part 1
    5) Antennas To Heaven
    6) The Dead Flag Blues
    7) Rockets Fall On Rocket Falls
    8) East Hastings
    9) Storm
    10) Blaise Bailey Finnegan III
    11) Providence
    12) Static
    13) Moya
    14) 09-15-00, Part 2

    Louis Jagger (Haberdager), Saturday, 12 August 2006 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

    Best threads I've started on ILx:

    1. daughter/college
    2. this one
    3. grocery nirvana
    4. all the others

    Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 August 2006 02:12 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. gene clark
    2. chris hillman
    3. roger mcguinn
    4. gram parsons
    5. clarence white
    6. david crosby
    7. john york
    8. gene parsons
    9. kevin kelly
    10. michael clarke
    11. skip battin

    timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 12 August 2006 03:20 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Serge Gainsbourg
    2. Leonard Cohen
    3. Tom Waits
    4. Warren Zevon
    5. Nick Cave

    joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Saturday, 12 August 2006 05:18 (seventeen years ago) link

    two months pass...
    77:
    1. No Compassion
    2. Don't Worry About the Government
    3. The Book I Read
    4. Psycho Killer
    5. Pulled Up
    6. Uh-Oh, Love Comes To Town
    7. First Week/Last Week...Carefree
    8. Happy Day
    9. New Feeling
    10. Tentative Decisions
    11. Who Is It?

    MSAB&F:
    1. Artists Only
    2. Stay Hungry
    3. Warning Sign
    4. I'm Not In Love
    5. The Big Country
    6. Thank You For Sending Me An Angel
    7. With Our Love
    8. The Good Thing
    9. The Girls Want to Be With The Girls
    10. Take Me To The River
    11. Found A Job

    FoM:
    1. Memories Can't Wait
    2. Drugs
    3. I Zimbra
    4. Life During Wartime
    5. Heaven
    6. Air
    7. Electric Guitar
    8. Mind
    9. Animals
    10. Cities
    11. Paper

    RiL:
    1. The Great Curve
    2. Houses In Motion
    3. Once in a Lifetime
    4. Crosseyed and Painless
    5. Listening Wind
    6. Born Under Punches
    7. The Overload

    Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Wicked Annabella
    2. Big Sky
    3. Animal Farm
    4. Village Green Preservation Society
    5. Do You Remember Walter
    6. Johnny Thunder
    7. Picture Book
    8. Starstruck
    9. Monica
    10. Sitting By the Riverside
    11. Last of the Steam Powered Trains
    12. Phenomenal Cat
    13. Village Green
    14. People Take Pictures of Each Other
    15. All of My Friends Were There

    Matt Golden (goldmatt), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Maggot Brain
    2. Let's Take It To The Stage
    3. Standing On The Verge Of Getting It On
    4. One Nation Under A Groove
    5. America Eats Its Young
    6. Tales Of Kidd Funkadelic
    7. Hardcore Jollies
    8. Cosmic Slop
    9. The Electric Spanking Of War Babies
    10.Free Your Mind...And Your Ass Will Follow
    11.Funkadelic
    12.Uncle Jam Wants You

    M. Agony Von Bontee (M. Agony Von Bontee), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:38 (seventeen years ago) link

    That's handy -- my P-Funk exposure is nil and I don't know where to start.

    Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

    I could've swore I posted a shit ton of lists on this thread, wtf.

    polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. shuffle
    2. random
    3. party shuffle
    4. letting a friend pick out music
    5. the radio

    pj (Henry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:21 (seventeen years ago) link

    I could've swore I posted a shit ton of lists on this thread, wtf.
    17 Days Downtime

    The Redd 47 Ronin (Ken L), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Colossal Youth

    1. Never Mind the Bollocks

    1. Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?

    less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

    Rank whatcha mamma gave ya! RANK WHATCHA MAMMA GAVE YA!

    A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Pure Guava
    2. The Mollusk
    3. GodWEENSatan: The Oneness
    4. The Pod
    5. Chocolate & Cheese
    6. quebec
    7. White Pepper
    8. 12 Golden Country Hits

    Matthew OMalley (Matt-O), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

    100 Adore
    ...
    6 Machina
    5 Earphoria
    4 Machina II:FaEoMM
    3 MCIS
    2 Pisces Iscariot
    1 Siamese Dream

    edde (edde), Thursday, 2 November 2006 02:27 (seventeen years ago) link

    the new criterion
    ILX
    cedar tavern
    pitchforkmedia
    mcsweeney's

    (holds envelope to head) what is...

    Godfrzej Ljang (godfrzej), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:56 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Holocaust
    2. Stroke It Noel
    3. Kangaroo
    4. Nighttime
    5. Big Black Car
    6. Blue Moon
    7. Thank You Friends
    8. Take Care
    9. For You
    10. Jesus Christ
    11. O Dana
    12. Femme Fatale
    13. Kizza Me
    14. You Can't Have Me

    King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Thursday, 2 November 2006 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

    so should the thread be re-titled rank anything to do with the talking heads albums?

    pisces (piscesx), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:45 (seventeen years ago) link

    DO YOU HAVE TROUBLE SHAVING? If so, use

    Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 2 November 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Maggot Brain
    2. Let's Take It To The Stage

    Stage is the only Westbound one I don't have. Really #2? ranking Funkadelic second last makes me question your judgement.

    a.b. (alanbanana), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:49 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Lene Lovich
    2. Tiffany
    3. Tommy James and the Shondells
    4. Snuff
    5. The Click Five

    Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 2 November 2006 12:53 (seventeen years ago) link

    whoops!
    i knew i forgetting something!! geez.

    100 Adore
    ...
    7 Machina
    6 Earphoria
    5 Machina II:FaEoMM
    4 MCIS
    3 Gish
    2 Pisces Iscariot
    1 Siamese Dream

    edde (edde), Thursday, 2 November 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

    i really don't mind adore

    much better than that foul and tainted machina rubbish

    Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

    Top 10 musical johns/jons/johnnies:

    10. used to work on the docks
    9. big bad
    8. lydon
    7. lord
    6. b. goode
    5. hudson
    4. cash
    3. erik kaada
    2. zorn
    1. bonham

    mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Rick Wakeman
    2. Alan Wilder
    3. Tony Banks
    4. Vince Clarke
    5. Joe Zawinul
    6. Herbie Hancock
    7. Keith Emerson
    8. Howard Jones
    9. Vangelis
    10.Jean Michel Jarre

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

    best dog superhero:

    1. lassie
    2. benjie
    3. old yella
    4. tramp
    5. the hound out of 'fox and the hound'

    Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

    hello? KRYPTO?!

    mister the guanoman (mister the guanoman), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

    oh yes, krypto the superdog. and sweep from sooty and friends also springs to mind as an afterthought

    Charlie Howard (the sphinx), Thursday, 2 November 2006 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

    I totally endorse No List November and think this thread should be moved to ILE.

    Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Stevie Wonder
    2. Lionel Richie
    3. Michael Jackson
    4. Prince
    5. Smokey Robinson
    6. Earth Wind & Fire
    7. Marvin Gaye
    8. The Four Tops
    9. The Temptations
    10.Seal
    .....
    1000000000000001. Any hip-hop act.

    Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

    what is that, a ranking of black people?

    a.b. (alanbanana), Friday, 3 November 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Paul Robson
    2. Stephen Fetchit
    3. Al Jolson
    4. Andy
    5. Amos
    6. Jack Benny Rochester
    7. Gone With The Winds Maid Servant
    8. Lewis Armstrong
    9. Duke Ellingham Swing Band band
    10. Red Buttons

    Comstock Carabineri (nostudium), Friday, 3 November 2006 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

    five months pass...
    1. Presence
    2. Physical Graffiti
    3. IV
    4. (tie) Houses of the Holy
    4. (tie) III
    6. Coda
    7. In Through the Out Door
    8. II
    9. I
    10. The Song Remains the Same

    Rock Hardy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

    "these days" -- nico
    "these days" -- joy division
    "these days" -- r.e.m.
    "these are days" -- 10,000 maniacs
    "these days" -- rascal flatts

    wanko ergo sum, Thursday, 12 April 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Chocolate & Cheese
    2. The Pod
    3. Pure Guava
    4. The Mollusk
    5. GodWEENSatan: The Oneness
    6. White Pepper
    7. 12 Golden Country Greats
    8. Quebec

    Emily Bjurnhjam, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

    http://andwhatsnext.com/wp-content/uploads/gp-roger1.jpg

    Mark Rich@rdson, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Red Ziggy mullet Bowie
    2. Long-haired hippie Bowie
    3. Slicked-back crooner Bowie
    4. Proletariat Berlin late 70's Bowie
    5. Spiky orange mid-life crisis Bowie
    6. Pompadour, 1st edition: Diamond Dogs/Young Americans redhead Bowie
    7. Pompadour, 2nd edition: Let's Dance/Never Let Me Down blech blonde Bowie
    8. Contemporary blonde taste making Bowie
    9. Mod Bowie
    10. Early 90's nondescript Bowie
    11. Chin-length and stubble 2000-era Bowie

    Emily Bjurnhjam, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Computer World
    2. Man-Machine
    3. Trans-Europe Express
    4. Ralf & Florian
    5. Radio-Activity
    6. Kraftwerk 1 and 2
    7. Autobahn
    8. Electric Cafe

    1. cats
    2. dogs

    Z S, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:46 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Singles
    2. Hatful of Hollow
    3. The Queen Is Dead
    4. Louder than Bombs
    5. The Smiths
    6. Meat Is Murder
    7. Strangeways, Here We Come
    8. Rank

    Douglas, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. The Boy With the Thorn in His Side
    2. This Charming Man
    3. Ask
    4. What Difference Does It Make?
    5. William, It Was Really Nothing
    6. Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
    7. Panic
    8. How Soon Is Now?
    9. Hand In Glove
    10. Girlfriend in a Coma
    11. There Is a Light That Never Goes Out
    12. That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
    13. Bigmouth Strikes Again
    14. I Started Something I Couldn't Finish
    15. Sheila Take a Bow
    16. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me
    17. Shoplifters of the World Unite
    18. Shakespeare's Sister

    Douglas, Thursday, 12 April 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Singles


    YES. I usually don't like comps and best-ofs, but this is, like, a perfect artifact to me.

    Rock Hardy, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:17 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Sex
    2. Drugs
    3. Rock&Roll

    mark 0, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:21 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Kandy Korn
    2. Tarotplane
    3. Mirror Man
    4. 25th Century Quaker

    Drooone, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. Master of Puppets
    2. Battery
    3. (Welcome Home) Sanitarium
    4. Leper Messiah
    5. The Thing That Should Not Be
    6. Orion
    7. Damage inc
    8. Disposable Heroes

    chap, Friday, 13 April 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. I'll Do Ya
    2. I'm Cold
    3. That's Where It's At
    4. Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe
    5. Kickin'
    6. Pay For Me
    7. Eurodog
    8. Tryzasnice
    9. Happy In You
    10. Born To Raise Hell
    11. Young Dumb N' Full Of Cum
    12. I Miss Me
    13. Electricity

    Dimension 5ive, Friday, 13 April 2007 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

    Madonna
    Bertine Zetlitz
    Erlend Øye
    Kylie Minogue
    Margaret Berger
    Annie
    Anneli Drecker
    Frost

    Geir Hongro, Friday, 13 April 2007 10:23 (seventeen years ago) link

    Low studio albums

    1 Things We Lost In The fire
    2 Trust
    3 Secret Name
    4 I Could Live In Hope
    5 Christmas (or is that an EP?)
    6 Long Division
    7 Drums and Guns
    8 Curtain Hits The Cast
    9 Great Destroyer

    That was tough, I could probably switch half of them around and not argue with myself.

    onimo, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:22 (seventeen years ago) link

    1 God made Monroe Simmons wear a lime popsicle around his neck for most of his adult life
    2 NEVER give a gun to ducks
    3 Dirty fat person sits on president's face
    4 An angel of the lord smites a careless jaywalker
    5 Genitals of the universe
    6 Mind jelly
    7 The bridge of considerable difficulty
    8 An idea destroying itself by perception
    9 Pork!
    10 Another boy for Jesus

    m the g, Friday, 13 April 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

    top 20 CDs in my office this morning (not really in order)

    1. The Essential Marty Robbins
    2. Phil Spector: Back to Mono (disc 1)
    3. Caetano Veloso Livro
    4. Funkadelic Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow
    5. Funkadelic One Nation Under a Groove
    6. Terry Allen Juarez
    7. Erykah Badu Live
    8. Isaac Hayes At WattStax
    9. Olivia Tremor Control Dusk at Cubist Castle
    10. Talk Talk Spirit of Eden
    11. Alessandro D'Episcopo Trio Meraviglioso
    12. X Los Angeles/Wild Gift
    13. La No. 1 Banda Jerez ¡Me Gustan Las Viejas Buenas!
    14. T. Rex Electric Warrior
    15. Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five (three disc set)
    16. Marty Stuart The Pilgrim
    17. Radiohead Pablo Honey
    18. Golden Afrique Vol. 3
    19. Gomez In Our Gun
    20. Delroy Wilson Better Must Come: The Anthology

    Dimension 5ive, Friday, 13 April 2007 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

    1 Slaughterhouse-5
    2 Cat's Cradle
    3 The Sirens of Titan
    4 Breakfast of Champions
    5 Galápagos
    6 Timequake
    7 Slapstick or Lonesome No More!
    8 Bluebeard
    9 Mother Night
    10 Wampeters, Foma and Granfalloons

    m the g, Friday, 13 April 2007 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

    1.POX
    2.C/D
    3.Defend The Indefensible
    4.S/D
    5.RFI
    6.Rolling Thread

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

    "________, what's on your iPod?" should be in there somewhere.

    Rock Hardy, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. whiskey

    lukas, Saturday, 14 April 2007 00:51 (seventeen years ago) link

    haha i love that matt ranked WHALE songs!

    jaymc, Saturday, 14 April 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link

    1. fade to black
    2. for who the bell tolls

    3. the call of ktulu

    4. ride the lightning
    5. fight fire with fire

    6. creeping death

    7. escape




    8. trapped under ice

    Charlie Howard, Saturday, 14 April 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

    A random five variously Ornette-influenced albums, ranked:

    1. Old and New Dreams
    2. John Carter and Bobby Bradford -- Flight for Four
    3. New York Art Quartet -- Mohawk
    4. Spontaneous Music Ensemble -- Challenge
    5. Charles Brackeen -- Rhythm X

    mark 0, Saturday, 14 April 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

    one month passes...

    Tusk/Nicks
    1. Storms
    2. Beautiful Child
    3. Sara
    4. Angel
    5. Sisters of the Moon

    Tusk/McVie
    1. Over & Over
    2. Never Make Me Cry
    3. Brown Eyes
    4. Think about Me
    5. Never Forget
    6. Honey Hi

    Tusk/Buckingham
    1. That's All for Everyone
    2. Walk a Thin Line
    3. Save Me a Place
    4. Tusk
    5. The Ledge
    6. I Know I'm Not Wrong
    7. Not That Funny
    8. What Makes You Think You're the One
    9. That's Enough For Me

    Rock Hardy, Monday, 11 June 2007 03:41 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Party Like a Rock Star
    2. Makes Me Wonder
    3. Buy U a Drink
    4. Before He Cheats
    5. Summer Love
    6. Umbrella
    7. Girlfriend
    8. Pop Lock & Drop It
    9. Home
    10. Big Girls Don't Cry

    The Reverend, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:38 (sixteen years ago) link

    My picks:
    1. Umbrella
    2. Summer Love
    3. Girlfriend
    4. Buy U a Drink
    5. Before He Cheats
    6. Makes Me Wonder
    7. Big Girls Don't Cry
    8. Home
    9. Pop Lock & Drop It
    10. Party Like a Rock Star

    Tape Store, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:56 (sixteen years ago) link

    God, I really want to like that Shop Boyz track, but it just sounds terrible to me. And it sucked even more when I found out that it was actually 'party' like a rockstar, not 'horny' like a rockstar.

    Tape Store, Monday, 11 June 2007 04:58 (sixteen years ago) link

    Where is the line between WANT and DO NOT WANT? For me, between "Girlfriend" and "PL&DI".

    xp: Naw, "Party" is way better than "Horny" would have been, although it was initially ambiguous to me, too.

    The Reverend, Monday, 11 June 2007 05:02 (sixteen years ago) link

    Would buy:
    1. Umbrella
    2. Summer Love
    3. Girlfriend
    4. Buy U a Drink
    Wouldn't Change the Station:
    5. Before He Cheats
    6. Makes Me Wonder
    If there's nothing else on, then I'll let this play:
    7. Big Girls Don't Cry
    8. Home
    9. Pop Lock & Drop It
    10. Party Like a Rock Star

    (the only reason "Home" is higher than the others is because American Idol drilled the chorus into my head...I don't really like it, but it's so familiar...similar to "Bad Day")

    Tape Store, Monday, 11 June 2007 05:08 (sixteen years ago) link

    top 5 Kate Bush albums:

    1. The Dreaming
    2. Hounds of Love
    3. Aerial
    4. Never For Ever
    5. The Kick Inside

    Bus Driver Stu, Monday, 11 June 2007 06:22 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Bombs Over Baghdad
    2. Hey Ya!
    3. ATLiens
    4. Ghettomusick
    5. Elevators
    6. Rosa Parks
    7. Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
    8. Da Art of Storytellin', Pt. 1
    9. The Whole World
    12. Ms. Jackson
    11. Player's Ball
    12. So Fresh, So Clean
    13. Get Up, Get Out
    14. Morris Brown
    15. Jazzy Belle
    16. Roses
    17. The Way You Move
    18. Prototype
    19. Idlewild Blue
    20. The Mighty O

    The Reverend, Monday, 11 June 2007 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link

    "Ms. Jackson" should be #10, obv.

    The Reverend, Monday, 11 June 2007 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

    1."Run Run Run", Velvet Underground
    2."Run Run Run", Sly & the Family Stone
    3."Run Run Run", Yoko Ono
    4."Run Run Run", The Supremes
    5."Run Run Run", Hunters & Collectors
    6."Run Run Run", The Third Rail
    7."Run Run Run", The Who
    8."Run Run Run", Ann Peebles
    9."Run Run Run", Jo Jo Gunne

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Monday, 11 June 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. "Surf's Up"
    2. "Til I Die"
    3. "Long Promised Road"
    4. "Feel Flows"
    5. "Disney Girls (1957)"
    6. "Lookin' at Tomorrow (A Welfare Song)"
    7. "Don't Go Near the Water"
    8. "Take a Load Off Your Feet"
    9. "A Day in the Life of a Tree"
    10. "Student Demonstration Time"

    jaymc, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

    The only two Deep Purple songs I like, in order:

    1. "Hush"
    2. "Smoke on the Water"

    Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 17:39 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. "Like a Rolling Stone"
    2. "Desolation Row"
    3. "Just Like Tom Thumb's Blues"
    4. "Highway 61 Revisited"
    5. "Tombstone Blues"
    6. "From a Buick 6"
    7. "It Takes a Lot to Laugh, It Takes a Train to Cry"
    8. "Ballad of a Thin Man"
    9. "Queen Jane Approximately"

    o. nate, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:07 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. "SOS"
    2. "Shut Up and Drive"
    3. "Umbrella"
    4. "Pon De Replay"
    5. "If It's Lovin' That You Want"
    6. "Break It Off"
    7. "We Ride"
    8. "Unfaithful"

    jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Buck Dharma
    2. Al Bouchard
    3. Joe Bouchard
    4. Allen Lanier
    5. Eric Bloom

    Bill Magill, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. "Surfing In Babylon"--Pajama Party
    2. "Gates of Babylon"--Rainbow
    3. "Babylon"--Faster Pussycat
    4. "Bye Bye Babylon"--White Heart
    5. "Babylon"--New York Dolls
    6. "Babylon Is Fallen Down"--Cleve Chaffin & the McClung Brothers
    7. "Babylon System"--Bob Marley
    8. "By the Rivers of Babylon"--Boney M
    9. "Babylon"--David Gray
    10. "Babylon"--Jo Jo Gunne

    dr. phil, Thursday, 14 June 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. U-Roy
    2. I-Roy
    3. The V-Roys
    4. The Royals
    5. Roy Wood
    6. Roy Head
    7. Roy Rogers
    8. Royal Trux
    9. Billy Joe Royal
    10. Royal Crescent Mob

    ellaguru, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

    What What What?! No Roy Harper?

    Rock Hardy, Thursday, 14 June 2007 16:12 (sixteen years ago) link

    LEAD MEN

    1. Mick Jagger
    2. Bobby Plant
    3. Iggy
    4. David Lee Roth
    5. Bruce Dickinson
    6. Johnny Rotten
    7. Kurt Cobain
    8. Buster Poindexter Guy
    9. David Yow
    10. Perry Farrell

    pj, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Auld Lang Syne
    2. Happy Birthday
    3. For He's a Jolly Good Fellow

    pj, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. In da Club
    2. Hey Ya!
    3. Get Busy
    4. Crazy in Love
    5. Lose Yourself
    6. Baby Boy
    7. Stand Up
    8. 21 Questions
    9. Shake Ya Tailfeather
    10. All I Have
    11. Bump, Bump, Bump
    12. This Is the Night

    The Reverend, Saturday, 16 June 2007 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

    Patti Smith pathetic-isms:

    1. Penny Arcade: "Then I started to black out, so I left. I was going down in the elevator with Patti. I was losing it, and Patti kept saying to me, 'Do I look like Keith Richards?', 'How does my hair look? Does it look like Keith Richards' ?'"

    2. Terry Ork: "Patti would always kiss someone and then look at you to make sure you'd noticed, almost as if she were acting out a sort of nineteen-twenties Paris kind of bohemian. She was very self-conscious about living as if she were onstage and about being a starfucker."

    3. Gerard Malanga: "I was a little pissed off at Patti because when the book came out she thanked Anita Pallenberg, who she didn't even know, Bobby Neuwith and somebody else."

    "I went out of my way to twist a few arms and get her work known and then she just turns around and thanks Bobby Neuwith....What did she get out of Bobby Neuwith? Maybe she got to meet Dylan. I thought it was a bit of brownnosing."

    4. Danny Fields: "She and Robert used to come to Max's [Kansas City] every night, stand in the doorway and stare at all the chic people and wish they would be invited to sit down or to hang out with them."

    5. Ed Friedman: "One time she told me, "Allen Ginsberg thought I was a cute boy and treid to pick me up, so I said 'LOOK AT THE TITS ALLEN! NOTICE THE TITS' "

    Bob Six, Saturday, 16 June 2007 23:37 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Vagina
    2. Mouth
    3. Anus

    stephen, Sunday, 17 June 2007 02:56 (sixteen years ago) link

    hey, this is ILM - not ILE

    Bob Six, Sunday, 17 June 2007 08:35 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. "taxi driver" score
    2. "suspiria" score
    3. "dirty harry" score
    4. "star wars" [i fuckin' will never refer to it as episode IV] score
    5. "jaws" score
    6. "profondo rosso" score
    7. "twisted nerve" score
    8. "the omen" score
    9. "rocky" score
    10. "a clockwork orange" score

    violoncellos, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:03 (sixteen years ago) link

    "lips in the hills"
    "divine wind"
    "deadline
    "monsters
    "unknown tongue"
    "black blade"
    "fallen angel
    "the marshall plan"
    "hungry boys"

    violoncellos, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:09 (sixteen years ago) link

    "rapid transit"
    "shots
    "southern pacific"
    "get back on it"
    "surfer joe and moe the sleaze"
    "motor city"
    "t-bone"
    "opera star"

    violoncellos, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link

    "at the end of the scene"
    1. "one chord to another"
    1 1/2 "at the end of the scene"
    2. "navy blues"
    3. "never hear the end of it"
    4. "twice removed"
    5. "peppermint"
    6. "between the bridges"
    7. "pretty together
    8. "action pact"
    9. "smeared"
    10. the bonus tracks on "a-side wins"
    11. "4 nights at the palais royale" and all of the other b-sides other than 1 1/2

    violoncellos, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

    er, amend that to: "all of the other b-sides that aren't listed at 1 1/2".

    violoncellos, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. not falling for the theism swindle.
    3. falling for the theism swindle.
    2. trying to bear those who fall for the theism swindle.

    violoncellos, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link

    revised
    1. "taxi driver" score
    2. "suspiria" score
    3. "halloween" score
    4. "dirty harry" score
    5. "star wars" [i fuckin' will never refer to it as episode IV] score
    6. "jaws" score
    7. "profondo rosso" score
    8. "twisted nerve" score
    9. "the omen" score
    10. "rocky" score

    violoncellos, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. "good weird feeling"
    2. "bedbugs"
    3. "nest"
    4. "neopolitan"

    violoncellos, Sunday, 17 June 2007 09:33 (sixteen years ago) link

    My personal preferences for the fruit names sung by Brix Smith in the Fall's Dktr. Faustus

    1. cherries
    2. strawberries
    3. bananas
    4. apples
    5. plums

    Bob Six, Sunday, 17 June 2007 10:46 (sixteen years ago) link

    four months pass...

    1. Mote
    2. Disappearer
    3. Mildred Pearce
    4. Titanium Expose
    5. Tunic
    6. Dirty Boots
    7. Cinderella's Big Score
    8. My Friend Goo
    9. Scooter + Jinx
    10. Mary-Christ
    11. Kool Thing

    Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 00:56 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Travis
    2. Keane
    3. Coldplay

    Geir Hongro, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. โ€ 
    2. Idealism
    3. Attack Decay Sustain Release

    The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:38 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Attack Decay Sustain Release
    2. โ€ 
    3. Idealism

    J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Big Pimpin' (ft. UGK)
    2. So Ghetto
    3. Things That U Do (ft. Mariah Carey)
    4. Snoopy Track (ft. Juvenile)
    5. There's Been A Murder
    6. Hova Song (Outro + "Jigga My Nigga" +"Girl's Best Friend")
    7. It's Hot (Some Like It Hot)
    8. Watch Me (ft. Dr. Dre)
    9. Come and Get Me
    10. Dope Man
    11. Pop 4 Roc (ft. Amil, Beanie Sigel & Memphis Bleek)
    12. NYMP
    13. Do It Again (Put Your Hands Up) (ft. Beanie Sigel & Amil)
    14. S. Carter (ft. Amil)
    15. Hova Song (Intro)

    J0rdan S., Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. IV coke
    2. IV china white
    3. IV dilaudid
    4. crack
    5. IV black tar
    6. oral oxycodone
    7T. oral hydrocodone, hydromorphone
    8. diazepam
    9T. lorazepam, alprazolam, clonazepam
    10. morphine sulphate
    11. propoxyphene
    12. ETOH
    13. weed

    wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Tropicalia: A Brazilian Revolution in Sound
    2. Prince, Sign 'O' the times
    3. Prince & the Revolution, Purple Rain
    4. John Legend, Once Again
    5. N.W.A, Straight Outta Compton
    6. Prince & the Revolution, 1999
    7. A Tribe Called Quest, Midnight Marauders
    8. UGK, Ridin' Dirty
    9. Digitalism, Idealism
    10. Simian Mobile Disco, Attack Sustain Decay Release

    (last ten albums I've listened to...the first four are rather arbitrary, as they're all perfect...actually #s 5-8 are a bit arbitrary, too, all relatively equal)

    The Reverend, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 01:59 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. shoot the singer
    2. frontwards
    3. texas never whispers
    4. lions

    ciderpress, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

    alprazolam ahead of morphine sulfate? really?

    smurfherder, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 06:07 (sixteen years ago) link

    -1,000,000,000. Attack Decay Sustain Release
    -1,000,000,000. โ€ 
    -1,000,000,000. Idealism

    stephen, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 14:20 (sixteen years ago) link

    five months pass...

    WFMU shows/hosts:

    1. Scott Williams
    2. Station Mgr. Ken
    3. Strength Thru Failure
    4. Acapulco Dance Party
    5. Clay Pigeon
    6. John Allen
    7. Tony Coulter
    8. Trouble
    9. Mudd Up
    10. Liz Berg

    Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 April 2008 13:44 (sixteen years ago) link

    Great clubs in Newport, RI:

    Jazzbo, Friday, 11 April 2008 14:01 (sixteen years ago) link

    LOL indicting patti smith as a starfucker w/quotes from gerard malanga, danny fields and "penny arcade"

    ahem

    m coleman, Friday, 11 April 2008 14:22 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. "Blood and Fire"
    2. "Prince of Darkness"
    3. "Kid Fears"
    4. "Closer to Fine"
    5. "Tried to Be True"
    6. "Land of Canaan"
    7. "History of Us"
    8. "Secure Yourself"
    9. "Love's Recovery"
    10. "Center Stage"

    Euler, Friday, 11 April 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

    Charlie Howard-

    You're totally wrong about Trapped Under Ice.

    Bill

    Bill Magill, Friday, 11 April 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago) link

    1.P-Funk
    2.Sly & the Family Stone
    3.Ohio Players
    4.Isley Brothers
    5.Earth, Wind & Fire
    6.War
    7.Kool & The Gang
    8.Mandrill
    9.Commodores
    10.Graham Central Station

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Friday, 11 April 2008 15:01 (sixteen years ago) link

    1.Sly & the Family Stone
    2.Big Brother & the Holding Company
    3.Blue Cheer
    4.Jefferson Airplane
    5.Moby Grape
    6.Country Joe & the Fish
    7.The Grateful Dead
    8.Quicksilver Messenger Service
    9.Mad River

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link

    I'd put the Dead 2, Blue Cheer 3, but other than that it's fine

    Bill Magill, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

    "From the Curve"
    "Untied"
    "Precision Auto"
    "Flawless"
    "New Low"
    "The Only Piece That You Get"
    "I Guess I Remembered It Wrong"
    "Package Thief"
    "The Question is How Fast"
    "Mower"
    "Swallow That"
    "For Tension"
    "Trash Heap"

    Mr. Que, Friday, 11 April 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Electrocution (onstage)
    2. Murder/Manslaughter
    3. Suicide
    4. Airplane/Helicopter crash
    5. Overdose/Poisoning
    6. General accidental
    6. Automobile accident
    7. Disease
    8. Natural causes
    9. General unhealthy lifestyle

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link

    1.Dr. Strangelove
    2.2001: A Space Odyssey
    3.Lolita
    4.A Clockwork Orange
    5.Paths of Glory
    6.Full Metal Jacket
    7.Spartacus
    8.The Shining

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Friday, 11 April 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago) link

    hmmm, my own Kubrick list would go

    1. 2001
    2. Dr. Strangelove
    3. Paths of Glory
    4. The Shining
    5. A Clockwork Orange
    6. Barry Lyondon
    7. Lolita
    8. Killer's Kiss
    9. The Killing
    10. Full Metal Jacket
    11. Eyes Wide Shut
    12. Spartacus

    Rock Hardy, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. We Got it 4 Cheap Vol 2
    2. Lord Willin
    3. Hell Hath No Fury
    4. We Got it 4 Cheap 3
    5. We Got it 4 Cheap 1

    (never heard exclusive audio footage)

    Preview of the Matrix 12, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...
    2. Return to the 36 Chambers
    3. Liquid Swords
    4. Ironman
    5. Tical

    Preview of the Matrix 12, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

    We should do this on ILE to make the opening up of scope more legitimate, though perhaps I'm an old stick-in-the-mud for worrying about such a thing.

    krakow, Saturday, 12 April 2008 06:43 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Tom Tom Club, "Genius of Love"
    2. Prince, "Controversy"
    3. Grandmaster Flash, "The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel"
    4. Soft Cell, "Tainted Love"
    5. Funky Four Plus One, "That's the Joint"
    6. Peter Shelley, "Homosapien"
    7. Yoko Ono, "Walking on Thin Ice"
    8. The Rolling Stones, "Start Me Up"
    9. Laurie Anderson, "O Superman"
    10. Kim Carnes, "Bette Davis Eyes"

    The Reverend, Saturday, 12 April 2008 07:31 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. We Got it 4 Cheap Vol 2
    2. Lord Willin
    3. Hell Hath No Fury
    4. We Got it 4 Cheap 3
    5. We Got it 4 Cheap 1

    (never heard exclusive audio footage)

    -- Preview of the Matrix 12, Friday, April 11, 2008 4:13 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

    this is otm. would slot exclusive audio in between hell hath and wgi4c3

    J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 April 2008 07:32 (sixteen years ago) link

    actually i think lord willin is better but i've wavered at times

    J0rdan S., Saturday, 12 April 2008 07:32 (sixteen years ago) link

    Actually, switch the Stones and Yoko.

    The Reverend, Saturday, 12 April 2008 07:43 (sixteen years ago) link

    Mark Rich@rdson is my hero once again.

    Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 12 April 2008 07:52 (sixteen years ago) link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IME0Ch7WAF0

    - Mark Rich@rdson, Friday, April 13, 2007 12:24 AM (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

    Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 12 April 2008 07:57 (sixteen years ago) link

    Ranking Roger. I was just thinking about him at work today. For no reason at all.

    Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Saturday, 12 April 2008 08:01 (sixteen years ago) link

    1 Misfits Static Age
    2 - โˆž all other albums ever

    Preview of the Matrix 12, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Uptown Top
    2. Full Stop
    3. Trevor
    4. Roger
    5. Miss P
    6. Junior

    mike t-diva, Monday, 14 April 2008 11:10 (sixteen years ago) link

    1. Swastika Girls
    2. The Heavenly Music Corporation

    SecondBassman, Monday, 14 April 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago) link

    three months pass...

    1. Riot Act
    2. Motel Matches
    3. The Imposter
    4. High Fidelity
    5. Clowntime Is Over
    6. New Amsterdam
    7. Temptation
    8. Black & White World
    9. Human Touch
    10. Opportunity
    11. I Can't Stand Up (For Falling Down)
    12. King Horse
    13. Love For Tender
    14. I Stand Accused
    15. Beaten To The Punch
    16. Men Called Uncle
    17. Secondary Modern
    18. B Movie
    19. Possession
    20. 5ive Gears In Reverse

    Rock Hardy, Friday, 18 July 2008 03:38 (fifteen years ago) link

    Anything, you say. . .

    1. Making Love (Out Of Nothing At All)
    2. All Out Of Love
    3. Lost In Love
    4. Here I Am
    5. Every Woman In The World
    6. Sweet Dreams
    7. Even The Nights Are Better
    8. Two Less Lonely People In The World

    Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 July 2008 03:45 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. 2-step
    2. 1, 2, step
    3. Hardstep
    4. Halfstep
    5. Techstep
    6. Clownstep
    7. Steppers
    8. Dubstep
    9. No half steppin
    10.Steppenwolf

    J@cob, Friday, 18 July 2008 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Reminiscing
    2. Lonesome Loser
    3. Lady
    4. Cool Change
    5. Take It Easy On Me
    6. The Other Guy
    7. Help Is On Itโ€™s Way
    8. Man On Your Mind
    9. Happy Anniversary

    The drop in quality between No. 1 and No. 7 to the end of the list is precipitous. Still, Reminiscing is v. nice. Onward and upward:

    1. Sailing
    2. Ride Like The Wind
    3. Think Of Laura
    4. Never Be The Same
    5. Arthurโ€™s Theme (Best That You Can Do)

    I am ashamed for wanting to rank the LRB and Christopher Cross' singles.

    Daniel, Esq., Friday, 18 July 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Pon Di Replay
    2. Don't Stop the Music
    3. Umbrella
    4. If It's Lovin' That You Want
    5. Shut Up and Drive
    6. Unfaithful
    7. S.O.S.
    8. Take a Bow
    9. Hate That I Love You
    10. Disturbia
    11. Break It Off
    12. We Ride

    The Reverend, Friday, 18 July 2008 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Mama's Gun, New AmeryKah Vol. 1
    2. Baduizm, Worldwide Underground, Live

    Dimension 5ive, Friday, 18 July 2008 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link

    venkman
    stantz
    spengler
    zeddemore

    ColinO, Friday, 18 July 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

    cabinessence
    never learn not to love
    time to get alone
    our prayer
    be with me
    i went to sleep
    do it again
    i can hear music
    the nearest faraway place
    bluebirds over the mountain
    cotton fields (the cotton song)
    all i want to do

    ColinO, Friday, 18 July 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

    She Said She Said
    Tomorrow Never Knows
    I'm Only Sleeping
    Here There and Everywhere
    And Your Bird Can Sing
    Love You To
    Eleanor Rigby
    Taxman
    Got to Get You into My Life
    For No One
    Dr. Robert
    Yellow Submarine
    Good Day Sunshine
    I Want to Tell You

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Friday, 18 July 2008 06:18 (fifteen years ago) link

    1984
    1981
    1980
    1983
    1982
    1988
    1985
    1987
    1989
    1986

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Friday, 18 July 2008 06:20 (fifteen years ago) link

    Martha & the Vandellas
    Supremes
    Ronettes
    Shangri-Las
    Crystals
    Shirelles
    Marvelettes
    Chiffons
    Dixie Cups
    Cookies

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Friday, 18 July 2008 06:33 (fifteen years ago) link

    O
    Y
    A
    U
    I
    E

    Z S, Friday, 18 July 2008 06:41 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Come On Pilgrim
    2. Trompe Le Monde
    3. Doolittle
    4. Surfer Rosa
    5. Pixies at the BBC
    6. Bossanova
    7. Complete B Sides
    8. Purple Tape

    Chris in Belfast, Friday, 18 July 2008 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    1. A Milli
    2. Bleeding Love
    3. Lollipop
    4. Viva la Vida
    5. Dangerous
    6. Take a Bow
    7. Forever
    8. Disturbia
    9. Leavin'
    10. I Kissed a Girl

    The Reverend, Saturday, 2 August 2008 07:36 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Dragnet
    2. Grotesque
    3. Hex Enduction Hour
    4. This Nation's Saving Grace
    5. Levitate
    6. The Unutterable
    7. I Am Kurious, Orange
    8. Room To Live
    9. Perverted by Language
    10. Wonderful and Frightening World of
    11. Are You Are Missing Winner
    12. Slates
    13. RLFLP (Country on the Click)
    14. Imperial Wax Solvent
    15. The Marshall Suite
    16. Live at the Witch Trials
    17. The Infotainment Scan
    18. Fall Heads Roll
    19. Extricate
    20. The Frenz Experiment
    21. Light User Syndrome
    22. Bend Sinister
    23. Code: Selfish
    24. Shift-Work
    25. Cerebral Caustic
    26. Middle Class Revolt
    27. Reformation Post-TLC

    Hadrian VIII, Saturday, 2 August 2008 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

    1 Marie Antoinette
    2 Virgin Suicides
    3 Lost In Translation

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:21 (fifteen years ago) link

    1 Naomi Watts
    2 Nicole Kidman
    3 Cate Blanchett

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link

    "Never Going Back Again"
    "The Chain"
    "Go Your Own Way"
    "I Don't Want to Know"
    "Dreams"
    "Second Hand News"
    "Songbird"
    "Don't Stop"
    "Gold Dust Woman"
    "You Make Loving Fun"
    "Oh Daddy"

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

    "Break the Ice"
    "Freakshow"
    "Radar"
    "Gimme More"
    "Get Naked (I Got A Plan)"
    "Piece of Me"
    "Heaven on Earth"
    "Why Should I Be Sad"
    "Toy Soldier"
    "Perfect Lover"
    "Ooh Ooh Baby"
    "Hot as Ice"

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

    Buckingham
    McVie
    Nicks

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:31 (fifteen years ago) link

    Finland
    Sweden
    Denmark
    Norway

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:33 (fifteen years ago) link

    Echo Folk Arthur Russell
    Disco Arthur Russell
    Synth Pop Arthur Russell
    Orchestral Arthur Russell

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:35 (fifteen years ago) link

    "Venus"
    "Marquee Moon"
    "Prove It"
    "Torn Curtain"
    "See No Evil"
    "Friction"
    "Elevation"
    "Guiding Light"

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link

    venus
    prove it
    elevation
    friction
    see no evil
    marquee
    torn
    guiding

    Zeno, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

    Haynes
    Araki
    Van Sant

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:40 (fifteen years ago) link

    Bad Moon Rising
    Sister
    Goo
    Sonic Youth
    Daydream Nation
    Murray Street
    EVOL
    A Thousand Leaves
    Washing Machine
    Confusion is Sex/Kill Yr Idols
    NYC Ghosts and Flowers
    Destroyed Room
    Experimental Jetset Trash and No Star
    Dirty
    Rather Ripped
    Sonic Nurse

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:44 (fifteen years ago) link

    I'll Believe in Anything
    Grounds for Divorce
    You Are a Runner and I Am My Father's Son
    Fancy Claps
    This Heart's on Fire
    Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts
    Dinner Bells
    We Built Another World
    Shine a Light
    It's a Curse
    Modern World
    Same Ghost Every Night

    Zeno, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:48 (fifteen years ago) link

    "We Run This"
    "One Minute Man"
    "Pass That Dutch"
    "Lose Control"
    "Work It"
    "The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly)"
    "Hit Em wit da Hee"
    "Get Ur Freak on"
    "Beep Me 911"
    "Gossip Folks"
    "She's a Bitch"
    "I'm Really Hot"
    "4 My People"
    "Hot Boyz"
    "Sock It 2 Me"
    "All n My Grill"
    "Teary Eyed"

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:49 (fifteen years ago) link

    left of the dial
    hold my life
    swingin' party
    bastards of young
    here comes the regular
    little mascara
    the rest

    Zeno, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:51 (fifteen years ago) link

    Vespertine
    Drawing Restraint 9
    Homogenic
    Debut
    Volta
    Medulla
    Post

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:52 (fifteen years ago) link

    i will dare
    androgynous
    unsatasfied
    sixteen blue
    answering machine
    favourite thing
    the rest

    Zeno, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:53 (fifteen years ago) link

    "Prom Night in Flatland: On the Gender of Works of Art"
    "After the Great Tsunami: On Beauty and the Therapeutic Institution."
    "Nothing Like the Son: On Robert Mapplethorpe's X Portfolio,"
    "Enter the Dragon: On the Vernacular of Beauty,"

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 12:57 (fifteen years ago) link

    "Bellona"
    "Last Exit"
    "Teach Me How to Fight"
    "More Than Real"
    "High Come Down"
    "Birthday"
    "When I'm Not Around"
    "Neon Rider"
    "Under the Sun"
    "Three Words"

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 13:00 (fifteen years ago) link

    sleeping
    being awake

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

    season two
    season one
    season three

    Eric H., Saturday, 2 August 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

    fall
    spring
    winter
    summer

    Zeno, Saturday, 2 August 2008 13:25 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. colossal youth

    Stevie D, Saturday, 2 August 2008 15:02 (fifteen years ago) link

    Zeno otm.

    Rock Hardy, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:49 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. colossal youth

    -- Stevie D, Saturday, August 2, 2008 3:02 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

    I know, right?, Saturday, 2 August 2008 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Scenario
    2. Electric Relaxation
    3. Check the Rhyme
    4. Award Tour
    5. Bonita Applebum
    6. Oh My God
    7. Can I Kick It?
    8. Find a Way
    9. Jazz
    10. Hot Sex
    11. Definition of a Fool
    12. I Left My Wallet In El Segundo
    13. Stressed Out
    14. 1nce Again

    The Reverend, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

    eric H: arrested development? or just a general rule?

    Just got offed, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link

    anybody else think Beats, Rhymes and Life was underrated, even if it was a drop down from the two albums before it?

    Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:37 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Why Not Me
    2. Mama He's Crazy
    3. Grandpa (Tell Me 'Bout The Good Old Days)
    4. Girls Night Out
    5. Have Mercy
    6. Change Of Heart
    7. Rockin' With The Rhythm Of The Rain
    8. Cry Myself To Sleep
    9. Love Is Alive
    10. Give A Little Love

    Euler, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. I Wonder Do You Think Of Me
    2. Tennessee Courage
    3. Lady's Choice
    4. Brother Jukebox
    5. Between An Old Memory And Me
    6. Talk To Me Texas
    7. It Ain't Nothin
    8. I'm Over You
    9. Turn This Thing Around
    10. Heartbreak Highway

    Euler, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

    yeah, BR&L is cool, it just had their weakest singles, that is all

    The Reverend, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

    not sure if Zeno's Tim ranking is the ILM consensus but it's totally OTM!

    sonderangerbot, Saturday, 2 August 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Borderline
    2. Material Girl
    3. Live to Tell
    4. Open Your Heart
    5. Into the Groove
    6. Justify My Love
    7. Holiday
    8. Crazy for You
    9. Express Yourself
    10. Lucky Star
    11. Like A Virgin
    12. Rescue Me
    13. Cherish
    14. Papa Don't Preach
    15. Like a Prayer
    16. Vogue
    17. La Isla Bonita

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Sunday, 3 August 2008 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" by Carole King
    2. "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" by Aretha Franklin
    3.
    4.
    5. "(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman" by Celine Dion

    Stevie D, Sunday, 3 August 2008 03:34 (fifteen years ago) link

    cds in my car right now

    1. on top of tha world
    2. mama said knock you out
    3. graduation
    4. electric ladyland
    5. velvet underground
    6. only built 4 cuban linx
    7. harlem world
    8. blue sky on mars

    BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 August 2008 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link

    CDs I bought this week, ranked according to which ones I think will be best (i.e., my expectations) without having actually listened to more than one of them yet:

    1. Disco Inferno - Technicolour
    2. Robert Wyatt - Comicopera
    3. Sonic Youth, Mats Gustafsson & Merzbow - SYR8
    4. Akron/Family & the Angels of Light - s/t
    5. Viktor Vaughn - Vaudeville Villain
    6. Wooden Shjips - s/t
    7. Tom Waits - The Black Rider
    8. Guided by Voices - Get Out of My Stations
    9. The Black Angels - Directions to See a Ghost
    10. Sonic Youth, ICP & the Ex - In the Fishtank 9
    11. The Veldt - Marigolds
    12. Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - Lie Down in the Light
    13. Swirlies - Blonder Tongue Audio Baton

    stephen, Sunday, 3 August 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

    10. Sonic Youth, ICP & the Ex - In the Fishtank 9

    tell me thurston did a dark carnival concept album

    BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 August 2008 04:07 (fifteen years ago) link

    can't believe dude is 50 now

    BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 August 2008 04:11 (fifteen years ago) link

    Numbers in addresses where I've lived:

    1. 3445
    2. 2222
    3. 644
    4. 14290
    5. 443
    6. 2880
    7. 3559
    8. 418
    9. 555
    10. 525

    Jake Brown, Sunday, 3 August 2008 04:12 (fifteen years ago) link

    tell me thurston did a dark carnival concept album

    hahahahahahahah

    big hoos, we're talking ICP Orchestra here, not the Insane Clown Posse.

    stephen, Sunday, 3 August 2008 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link

    Eat Skull
    Times New Viking
    Tyvek
    Pink Reason

    brg30, Sunday, 3 August 2008 14:22 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Borderline

    This is SO otm. I love that song 100x more than any of her other singles.

    Rock Hardy, Sunday, 3 August 2008 17:56 (fifteen years ago) link

    xxp: let a hoos dream

    The Reverend, Sunday, 3 August 2008 18:50 (fifteen years ago) link

    xxp Me too! I thought nobody understood!

    I know, right?, Sunday, 3 August 2008 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. "Baker Street"
    2. "Home and Dry"
    3. "Whatever's Written in Your Heart"
    4. "The Ark"
    5. "Waiting for the Day"
    6. "Stealing Time"
    7. "City to City"
    8. "Right Down the Line"
    9. "Mattie's Rag"
    10. "Island"

    1. City to City
    2. Snakes and Ladders
    3. Night Owl
    4. Can I Have My Money Back?
    5.
    The Humblebums stuff
    6. Sleepwalking
    7. North and South
    8.
    The recent stuff

    Hideous Lump, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. siamese cats
    2. all other cats
    3. dogs

    libcrypt, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. scotch
    2. beer
    3. wine
    4. other liquors

    libcrypt, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. opiates
    2. MDMA
    3. alcohol
    4. meth
    5. LSD
    6. weed
    7. coke
    8. amyl nitrate

    libcrypt, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

    wheres heroin?

    Zeno, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

    filed under "opiates" perhaps?

    stephen, Sunday, 3 August 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

    Too many in that category to attempt meaningful rankings guys.

    libcrypt, Sunday, 3 August 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. In Utero
    2. MTV Unplugged
    3. Nevermind
    4. Incesticide
    5. Bleach

    krakow, Monday, 4 August 2008 06:59 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Lust
    2. Gluttony
    3. Sloth
    4. Pride
    5. Wrath
    6. Envy
    7. Greed

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Monday, 4 August 2008 08:55 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. GOB
    2. Lucille
    3. George Michael
    4. Michael
    5. Lindsay
    6. Buster
    7. Tobias
    8. George Sr.
    9. Maeby

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Monday, 4 August 2008 08:57 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Green
    2. Purple
    3. Orange
    4. Red
    5. Blue
    6. Yellow

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Monday, 4 August 2008 08:58 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Duffy - Mercy
    2. Estelle featuring Kanye West - American Boy
    3. Ting Tings - That's Not My Name
    4. Rihanna - Take A Bow
    5. Ne-Yo - Closer
    6. Coldplay - Viva La Vida
    7. Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes
    8. Dizzee Rascal featuring Calvin Harris & Chrome - Dance Wiv Me
    9. Basshunter featuring DJ Mental Theo's Bazzheadz - Now You're Gone
    10. Mint Royale - Singin' In The Rain

    mike t-diva, Monday, 4 August 2008 09:33 (fifteen years ago) link

    a millie
    a millie
    a millie
    a millie
    a millie

    BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 4 August 2008 10:20 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Abe Vigoda
    2. Jack Soo
    3. Gregory Sierra
    4. Hal Linden
    5. Ron Glass
    6. Max Gail

    MaresNest, Monday, 4 August 2008 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link

    ABBA Gold

    1. Chiquitita
    2. Lay All Your Love On Me
    3. The Name Of The Game
    4. I Have A Dream
    5. The Winner Takes It All
    6. Knowing Me, Knowing You
    7. Take A Chance On Me
    8. Dancing Queen
    9. Super Trouper
    10. Fernando
    11. Money, Money, Money
    12. Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)
    13. S.O.S.
    14. One Of Us
    15. Mamma Mia
    16. Waterloo
    17. Thank You For The Music
    18. Voulez-Vous
    19. Does Your Mother Know?

    onimo, Monday, 4 August 2008 13:07 (fifteen years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    1. A big shark
    2. Octopus
    3. Koi fish
    4. Oysters

    The Reverend, Saturday, 23 August 2008 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link

    two months pass...

    1. Blind
    2. Hercules' Theme
    3. You Belong
    4. Raise Me Up
    5. Iris
    6. Time Will
    7. Easy
    8. Athene
    9. This Is My Love
    10. True False, Fake Real

    2nd Black President (The Reverend), Friday, 7 November 2008 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link

    rev otm.

    songs from childhood (8-13) alternating with nsfw gay pornography internet websites

    1. the jets - make it real
    2. brawnystud.blogspot.com
    3. mr. big - to be with you
    4. hotjocks.wordpress.com
    5. michael jackson - remember the time
    6. roidsnrants.blogspot.com
    7. crash test dummies - mmm mmm mmm mmm
    8. thomasrhett.trever.org/men.htm
    9. radiohead - high and dry (seriously!)
    10. http://www.gay-alert.com/
    11. bryan adams - everything i do i do it for you

    Matt P, Friday, 7 November 2008 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

    hahahaha

    2nd Black President (The Reverend), Friday, 7 November 2008 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link

    The peel sessions box set
    Hex Enduction Hour
    Dragnet
    Bend Sinister
    Slates
    Fall in a hole
    Grotesque
    A part of America therein.
    The Unutterable
    Totales Turns
    Frenz Experiment
    This Nation's saving grace
    Room to live
    The real new Fall LP.
    Perverted By language
    Backdrop
    I am as pure as oranj
    Imperial wax solvent
    Extracate
    I am Kurious Oranj
    The wonderful and frightening world of the fall
    Live in Iceland.
    Live at the witch trials
    The legendary Chaos tape.
    Live 77.
    The light user syndrome
    Seminal Live
    Fall heads roll
    Infortainment scan
    Are you are missing winner
    Shiftwork
    Code selfish
    Reformation post TLC
    Cerebral caustic

    Sven Hassel Schmuck, Friday, 7 November 2008 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link

    mk1 level music
    1. Title Screen
    2. Game Over Screen
    3. Shrine
    4. Royal Courtyard
    5. Goro's Lair
    6. Arena
    7. Pit
    8. Palace

    siskin/skulls, Friday, 7 November 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Cliff Burton
    2. Robert Trujillo
    3. Jason Newsted
    4. Ron McGovney

    ********************

    1. Third
    2. Six
    3. Fourth
    4. Volume Two
    5. The Soft Machine
    .
    .
    .
    100. Kings of Canterbury

    ********************

    1. Sunn O)))
    2. Pretty much everything else right now

    ********************

    rastronomicals, Friday, 7 November 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link

    1.http://www.piercingmetal.com/graphics/logo_motorhead.gif
    2.http://www.rockshop.de/images/news/Scorpions_Logo.jpg
    3.http://www.bootlegconcertvideos.com/images/kiss_logo.jpg
    4.
    5.
    6.
    7.
    8.
    9.

    Just ranking the logos themselves irrespective of the music, understand.
    10.

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Saturday, 8 November 2008 02:28 (fifteen years ago) link

    pwned by three image limit : (

    2nd Black President (The Reverend), Saturday, 8 November 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link

    ARRGHH!! That took 7 hours!!

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Saturday, 8 November 2008 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

    (Next time, don't steal 'em all from the exact same webpage, idjit)

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Saturday, 8 November 2008 02:34 (fifteen years ago) link

    That's not the problem. There's a 3-image-per-post limit on ILX.

    2nd Black President (The Reverend), Saturday, 8 November 2008 03:10 (fifteen years ago) link

    Vinyl
    MP3
    CD
    Cassette
    Reel To Reel
    Wax Cylinder
    8 Track

    brotherlovesdub, Saturday, 8 November 2008 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

    Didn't know that, Rev. Thanks (and future congratulations!)

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Sunday, 9 November 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    1. Side 4
    2. Side 1
    3. Side 2
    4. Side 3
    5. "A Something's Extra": Side 1
    6. "A Something's Extra": Side 2

    Mikaael Jackson (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 05:14 (fifteen years ago) link

    Damn, even "All Day Suck-cka-cka" >>> most these MFs whole careers tho

    Mikaael Jackson (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link

    i used to sing 'ebony eyes' when i played kickball in the street right before belting another garo yepremian-style homer, i was like 'give me bouncies? stevie say EAT THIS WITH A SPOON, jack"

    Dimension 5ive, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link

    I have no idea what that post means

    I took my geoduck to Puyallup (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 07:19 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Don't You Worry 'Bout a Thing
    2. Golden Lady
    3. Living in the City
    4. Too High
    5. He's Misstra Know-It-All
    6. Jesus Children of America
    7. Visions
    8. Higher Ground
    9. All in Love is Fair

    If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 08:53 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Change Partners
    2. Baubles, Bangles and Beads
    3. Dindi
    4. I Concentrate on You
    5. Once I Loved
    6. If You Never Come to Me
    7. How Insensitive
    8. The Girl From Ipanema
    9. Quiet Nights of Quiet Stars
    10. Meditation

    If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 08:58 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Music for My Mother
    2. What is Soul
    3. I Got a Thing, You Got a Thing, Everybody's Got a Thing
    4. I Bet You
    5. Good Old Music
    6. Mommy, What's a Funkadelic?
    7. Qualify & Satisfy

    If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 09:04 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Predicts the Future
    2. Mass Teen Fainting
    3. This Day Won't Last at All

    1. Whiskey for the Holy Ghost
    2. Field Songs
    3. I'll Take Care of You
    4. The Winding Sheet
    5. Bubblegum
    6. Scraps at Midnight

    1. Meets The Space Invaders
    2. Rids The World Of The Curse Of The Evil Vampires
    3. Wins The World Cup
    4. Encounters Pac-Man At Channel One

    TOMBOT, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 09:12 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Johnny Was a Baker

    If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. The Pretty Toney Album
    2. Supreme Clientele
    3. Ironman
    4. Fishscale
    5. Bulletproof Wallets
    6. More Fish
    7. The Big Doe Rehab

    I took my geoduck to Puyallup (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 09:41 (fifteen years ago) link

    Yeah, I bought the last item on that list the day it came out, but never felt it that hard.

    If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 13:17 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Lust
    2. Gluttony
    3. Sloth
    4. Pride
    5. Greed
    6. Envy
    7. Wrath

    ice cr?m, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

    1.Black Sabbath
    2.Black Oak Arkansas
    3.Black Flag
    4.Blackbyrds
    5.Blackfoot
    6.Big Black
    7.Black Heat
    8.Black Pearl
    9.Black Sun Ensemble
    10.Black Eyed Peas

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link

    taco fillings:

    fish
    chorizo
    carnitas
    tinga
    carne asada
    chicken (grilled)

    ian, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 06:36 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. S
    2. M
    3. B
    4. C
    5. T
    6. H
    7. L
    8. G
    9. F
    10.D
    11.A
    12.R
    13.P
    14.W
    15.J
    16.K
    17.V
    18.E
    19.N
    20.O
    21.I
    22.Y
    23.U
    24.Z
    25.Q
    26.X

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Wednesday, 26 November 2008 07:33 (fifteen years ago) link

    DESIGN: THE BEST GIFT FOR FRIEND
    "Tryst of heart"
    * MOVING AND KISS
    * PLAY MUSIC
    * FLASH LIGHT
    [NO.6089]

    Modern music
    have a dream
    Wish to be with you again some other day

    WARNING

    1. Please don't place in the following place
    a) nearby strong vibration
    b) in the dusty play
    2. Please do not touch it movement
    3. please dont' clean it case by using paint thinner or other chemical materials.Neuter soap or cleanser as cleaning liquid is recommendable.
    4. please change the battery once a year.Exhausted battery may leak and damage your product.

    i am truley sorry for your lots (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 07:57 (fifteen years ago) link

    ^^^ typo. that was to say:
    [NO.6088]

    i am truley sorry for your lots (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 07:58 (fifteen years ago) link

    Processed cheese
    Process of elimination
    Film processing
    The Process of Weeding Out
    PROCESS FOR MAKING INSTANT HAMBURGER STEAK United States Patent 3754933
    Middle East Peace Process
    "My CPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer"
    The Haber Process

    razzle pyramid fatality (gnarly sceptre), Wednesday, 26 November 2008 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link

    love is a sign
    you cant say no forever
    love goes on!
    quiet heart
    clouds
    i'm all right/dive for your memory/the devil's eye
    streets of your town
    was there anything i could do?

    Zeno, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link

    eric H: arrested development? or just a general rule?
    โ€• Just got offed, Saturday, August 2, 2008 3:36 PM (4 months ago)

    God no. Strangers with Candy.

    Eric H., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 14:32 (fifteen years ago) link

    freaks and geeks
    arrested develpoment
    undeclared

    k3vin k., Wednesday, 3 December 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Meets The Space Invaders
    2. Rids The World Of The Curse Of The Evil Vampires
    3. Wins The World Cup
    4. Encounters Pac-Man At Channel One

    โ€• TOMBOT, Tuesday, November 25, 2008 9:12 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark

    hey i think you hit 1 when you meant to hit 2 there and vice versa

    BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

    hm thought tombot's opinion of jamaican music was that it's all johnny one-note

    Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. hi hat
    2. snare
    3. kick
    4. second snare
    5. ride
    6. crash
    7. hi tom
    8. lo tom
    9. mid tom
    10. splash

    Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:19 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. slowly panned horn lines
    2. bass lines
    3. vocal snippets
    4. echoed guitar parts

    BIG WORLD HOOS. WEBSTEEN. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. king tubby
    2. scientist
    3. scratch

    brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. ride
    2. kick
    3. lo tom
    4. snare
    5. hi hat
    6. hi tom
    7. crash

    Z S, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. The Name of This Band Is Talking Heads
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    2. Stop Making Sense

    WmC, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Gregory Isaacs
    2. Cornell Campbell
    3. Alton Ellis
    4. Bim Sherman
    5. Ken Boothe
    6. Slim Smith
    7. Delroy Wilson
    8. Junior Byles
    9. Justin Hinds
    10. Pat Kelly
    11. Horace Andy
    12. Dennis Brown
    13. Freddie McGregor
    14. Bob Marley
    15. John Holt
    16. Larry Marshall
    17. Prince Alla
    18. Johnny Clarke
    19. Max Romeo
    20. Toots

    Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

    Bim Sherman over Ken Boothe and Johnny Clarke? that's bold.

    brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

    Clarke has a bit too generic of a voice. Boothe def doesn't have that problem, but I'm more taken by smoky dark mystery than gruff hyperenunciation.

    Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 16:57 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Crumb
    2. Rick Griffin
    3. S. Clay Wilson
    4. Robert Williams, Moscoso and Spain (tie)

    WmC, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:00 (fifteen years ago) link

    Ken Marino
    Michael Ian Black
    Michael Showalter
    Thomas Lennon
    Kerri Kenney
    David Wain
    Joe Lo Truglio
    Kevin Allison
    Ben Garant
    Michael Patrick Jann
    Todd Holoubek

    this is difficult because i love them all

    billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

    and it has nothing to do with music, but i dont care

    billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. 70s
    2. 90s
    3. 60s
    4. 80s
    5. 40s
    6. 20s
    7. 30s
    8. 50s
    9. 10s
    10. 00s

    Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

    Laser Eyes
    Fake Blood
    Llama School
    Dude's House
    Gravy for Baby
    Rock & Roll Friends
    Crescent Fresh
    Claire Danes
    Cindy's the Hostess

    billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:16 (fifteen years ago) link

    baked in sweets
    vaporizer
    joint
    bong
    glass pipe
    one hitter

    brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

    ^would swap joint and bong. blunt would be #7.

    Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:40 (fifteen years ago) link

    i keep kicking the bong over though, thus it ranks below the pleasure of rolling a joint and smoking it with some buds (lol).

    brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:52 (fifteen years ago) link

    Butters
    Randy Marsh
    Cartman
    Mr Slave
    Satan
    Woodland Christmas Critters
    Jimmy
    Kenny
    Saddam Hussein
    Kyle
    Timmy
    Stan
    Craig
    Goth kids
    Mr. Hankey
    Clyde
    Token
    Tweek
    Jesus
    Terrance And Philip
    Mr Garrison
    Shelley
    Ike
    Towelie
    Big Gay Al
    Jimbo
    Pip
    Chef
    Grandpa Marsh
    Mr Stotch
    Sheila Broflovski
    Mrs Cartman
    Wendy
    Mr Mackey
    Officer Barbrady
    Sharon Marsh
    Bebe

    billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

    my mistake, mr hankey kinda sucks.. he should not be up that high

    billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

    01 Buckingham Green
    02 Mutilated Lips
    03 The Mollusk
    04 Itโ€™s Gonna Be Alright
    05 Ocean Man
    06 Cold Blows The Wind
    07 The Golden Eel
    08 Iโ€™m Waving My Dick In The Wind
    09 Polka Dot Tail
    10 She Wanted To Leave (Reprise)
    11 Iโ€™ll Be Your Jonny On The Spot
    12 Iโ€™m Dancing In The Show Tonight
    13 The Blarney Stone
    14 Pink Eye On My Leg

    billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:12 (fifteen years ago) link

    Butters #1 = Woo hoo! (But whither poor old forgotten Mr. Hat?)

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link

    1.Chorus
    2.Intro
    3.Verse
    4.Bridge
    5.Coda/Fade

    Myonga Vรถn Bontee, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Prince
    2. Doctor Fink
    3. Lisa
    4. Wendy
    5. Bobby Z
    6. Brownmark

    Ringtone Tycoon (The Reverend), Thursday, 4 December 2008 01:06 (fifteen years ago) link

    keuka
    canandaigua
    skaneateles
    seneca
    cayuga
    owasco
    otisco

    tipsy mothra, Thursday, 4 December 2008 07:46 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Chicago (bka Chicago II)
    2. Chicago VII
    3. Chicago Transit Authority
    4. Chicago X
    5. (tie) Chicago III, Chicago IX
    6. Chicago V
    7. Chicago IV
    8. Chicago VI
    9. Chicago XI
    10. Chicago VIII
    11. Hot Streets

    Dimension 5ive, Friday, 5 December 2008 14:16 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Conan O'Brien
    2. Dave Letterman
    3. Jay Leno
    4. Jimmy Kimmel
    5. Craig Kilborn
    6. Carson Daly

    ilxor, Saturday, 6 December 2008 06:05 (fifteen years ago) link

    three weeks pass...

    Pixar:
    1. Wall-E
    2. Toy Story
    3. Finding Nemo
    4. Monsters Inc
    5. Toy Story 2
    6. Ratatouille
    7. A Bug's Life
    8. The Incredibles
    9. Cars

    Coen Brothers
    1. No Country For Old Men
    2. Fargo
    3. O Brother Where Art Thou?
    4. Miller's Crossing
    5. Barton Fink
    6. Blood Simple
    7. The Hudsucker Proxy
    8. The Big Lebowski (challops!)
    9. Burn After Reading
    10. The Man Who Wasn't There
    11. Raising Arizona (challops! challops!)
    12. The Ladykillers
    13. Intolerable Cruelty

    stfujan stevens (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 29 December 2008 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Super Ape
    2. Return of the Super Ape

    If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Monday, 29 December 2008 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link

    holy ghost
    father
    son

    Trip Maker, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:41 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Beyonce - If I Were A Boy
    2. Estelle featuring Kanye West - American Boy
    3. Coldplay - Viva La Vida
    4. Ting Tings - That's Not My Name
    5. Duffy - Mercy
    6. Dizzee Rascal featuring Calvin Harris & Chrome - Dance Wiv Me
    7. Rihanna - Take A Bow
    8. Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire
    9. Ne-Yo - Closer
    10. Girls Aloud - The Promise
    11. Kid Rock - All Summer Long
    12. Mint Royale - Singin' In The Rain
    13. Take That - Greatest Day
    14. Katy Perry - I Kissed A Girl
    15. Pink - So What
    16. Alexandra Burke - Hallelujah
    17. Basshunter featuring DJ Mental Theo's Bazzheadz - Now You're Gone
    18. Leona Lewis - Run
    19. Madonna featuring Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes
    20. X Factor Finalists - Hero

    mike t-diva, Monday, 29 December 2008 10:00 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. heads
    2. shoulders
    3. knees
    4. toes

    1. 25th birthday
    2. 50th birthday
    3. 5th birthday
    4. 75th birthday
    5. 64th birthday
    6. birth
    7. 100th birthday
    8. death

    1. West Side Story
    2. Dancer In The Dark
    3. Bedknobs and Broomsticks
    4. Xanadu
    5. The Court Jester
    6. Grease
    7. Annie
    8. The Sound of Music

    (film versions)

    fantasimundo, Monday, 29 December 2008 12:56 (fifteen years ago) link

    Man Who Wasn't There > Burn After Reading (where > denotes slightly better but still both gash)

    caek, Monday, 29 December 2008 13:03 (fifteen years ago) link

    BeatsInSpace
    Bubbletease Communications
    Resident Advisor

    willem, Monday, 29 December 2008 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Ratatouille
    2. Wall-E
    3. Finding Nemo
    4. Monsters Inc
    5. Toy Story
    6. The Incredibles
    7. A Bug's Life
    8. Toy Story 2
    9. Cars

    ilxor, Monday, 29 December 2008 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

    N.W.A.
    C.O.B.
    D.R.I.
    S.O.A.
    S.O.D.
    C.O.C.

    brg30, Monday, 29 December 2008 17:03 (fifteen years ago) link

    the hell you say.

    WmC, Monday, 29 December 2008 17:08 (fifteen years ago) link

    I shall hereby rank Catherine Wheel's brilliant "Adam And Eve"

    For Dreaming
    Thunderbird
    Broken Nose
    Goodbye
    Delicious
    Satellite
    Here Comes The Fat Controller
    Ma Solituda
    Future Boy
    Phantom Of The American Mother
    Outro
    Intro

    I have "boned" two lesbians. Anything can happen. (country matters), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

    Past
    Present
    Future

    "80s Baby" (Z S), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

    turkey sandwidge
    chinese foods
    slice of cold gravy
    "turkey casserole"

    : things you might eat after Thanksgiving

    Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

    bubble bath
    bubble wand
    weird chemical goo that dries into color bubbles
    bubble machine
    Bubbles
    bubble pipe
    Bubble Boy

    : things with bubbles

    Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

    I give you meat
    You blow my head
    I suck your mind
    I give you heat
    You take my body
    You say you're hungry

    : that one part of get down make love

    Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

    East Side Story
    Play
    Argybargy
    Sweets from a Stranger
    Some Fantastic Place
    Frank
    The non-existent complete B-sides collection I've been dreaming of for years
    Cool for Cats
    Difford & Tilbrook
    Babylon and On
    Ridiculous
    Squeeze
    Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti
    Domino

    The top 3 are set in stone; the rest could shift a spot or three on a moment's whim. I'm sure "Cool for Cats" would place higher if I hadn't kind of neglected it all these years.

    Hideous Lump, Thursday, 8 January 2009 03:29 (fifteen years ago) link

    The Song Titles of Zandosis' George W. Bush Go Straight To Fucking Hell:

    1. Bill O'Reilly's Face Sanded off, Pureed, Injected into an Enema Bag and Administered to a Willing Rick Santorum
    2. Trent Lott Asking for Directions in Brooklyn (a.k.a. Fuckin' Cracker)
    3. Jack Abramoff Scalped
    4. A Menstruating Condoleeza Rice Dropped in the Amazon River, Eaten by Piranha in 60 Seconds
    5. Pat Robertson Plagued by Locusts
    6. Alberto Gonzales Wearing a Black Hooded Mask, Standing on a Crate with Electric Wires Taped to His Outstretched Hands
    7. Paul Wolfowitz Boiled Alive in His Own Urine
    8. Jerry Falwell Meets the Children of the Corn
    9. Bill Frist Kept Alive in a Persistent Vegetative State and Broadcast 24 Hours a Day on His Own Cable Network, Part One
    10. Bill Frist Kept Alive in a Persistent Vegetative State and Broadcast 24 Hours a Day on His Own Cable Network, Part Two
    11. Brit Hume Scattered, Smothered, Tarred and Feathered
    12. Clarence Thomas on the Wrong End of a Gay Porno
    13. Rush Limbaugh Sodomized by a 30-Pound Cuban Cigar
    14. Michael Brown in the Superdome on September 4th, 2005
    15. John Ashcroft Flattened Under the Weight of a 5,200 Pound Replica of the Ten Commandments
    16. Dick Cheney Bleeding to Death on the Streets of Detroit
    17. Michael Powell Choking to Death on the Shattered Glass of My TV Screen
    18. Donald Rumsfeld Buried Up to His Neck in Dogshit with Lawnmover on Top
    19. Karl Rove Forced to Roam the Earth Forever as One of the Living Dead Feeding on Raw Sewage
    20. Richard Perle Torn Apart by Jackals
    21. William Rehnquist Torn Apart by Six-Foot Bull Sharks
    22. Colin Powell Uncle Tom
    23. Tom DeLay Shoved in a Roach Motel, Poisoned, and Eaten from the Inside Out by Tarantulas
    24. Ari Fleischer Split Right Down the Middle
    25. Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown into a Press Room of Broken Glass, Part One
    26. Scott McLellan Wrapped in Barbed Wire and Thrown into a Press Room of Broken Glass, Part Two
    27. Judith Miller Cut in Two by an Improvised Explosive Device
    28. Fuck John Cage
    29. Tony Blair Trampled by French Poodles
    30. Anthony Scalia Has a Hunting Accident in the Middle of the Wilderness, Gets Savaged by Wolves
    31. Peggy Noonan Forcefed the Rotting Corpse of Ronald Regan
    32. Paul Bremer at the End of Lynndie England's Leash
    33. George W. Bush Go Straight to Fucking Hell
    34. William Kristol Raped in Prison
    35. Silence Is Golden

    Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 8 January 2009 04:45 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Pecans
    2. Hazelnuts
    3. Almonds
    4. Peanuts
    5. Walnuts
    6. Pistachio
    7. Cashew
    8. Brazil nut

    : Nuts

    What a Mess (Gudrun Brangwen), Thursday, 8 January 2009 05:38 (fifteen years ago) link

    ^^from worst to best i guess?

    wilter, Thursday, 8 January 2009 05:54 (fifteen years ago) link

    Actually pecans are awes

    wilter, Thursday, 8 January 2009 05:55 (fifteen years ago) link

    It's true. Pecans are the best nut. And Brazil the worst. In fact, aside from the criminal misranking of the pistachio, it's an honorable list.

    Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Thursday, 8 January 2009 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link

    i mean we've talked this bullshit through before, winner is cashews.

    wilter, Thursday, 8 January 2009 06:24 (fifteen years ago) link

    iirc there was a poll done and deez won

    wilter, Thursday, 8 January 2009 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

    Satellite
    Here Comes The Fat Controller
    Ma Solituda
    Future Boy
    Phantom Of The American Mother

    B...but these are the best five tracks!

    ilxor, Thursday, 8 January 2009 06:44 (fifteen years ago) link

    New Edition members, most to least badass:

    1. Bobby Brown
    2. Johnny Gill
    3. Michael Bivins
    4. Ron DeVoe
    5. Ricky Bell
    6. Ralph Tresvant

    The Reverend, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:36 (fifteen years ago) link

    three weeks pass...

    FZ studio (not live) guitar solos.

    1. Sleep Dirt
    2. RDNZL
    3. Watermelon in Easter Hay

    ...what else? He really does seem to have been more inspired live than in the studio as a soloist.

    WmC, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 17:48 (fifteen years ago) link

    top 3 favourite moments about from WE JAM ECONO:
    1. D Boon's footwear
    2. George Hurley's hair (all moments)
    3. J. Mascis as Terry Jones-style middle-aged woman

    laszlo will see you now (gnarly sceptre), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 18:21 (fifteen years ago) link

    Today
    Tomorrow
    Yesterday

    brotherlovesdub, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

    love
    sex
    marriage

    speaking as an unmarried person...

    noticing the cloud come (contenderizer), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

    1. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough
    2. I Can't Help It
    3. Workin' Day and Night
    4. Rock With You
    5. Off the Wall
    6. She's Out of My Life
    7. Get On the Floor
    8. Girlfriend
    9. Burn this Disco Out
    10. It's the Falling in Love

    I CAN'T TAKE THE RONG!!! (The Reverend), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 06:27 (fifteen years ago) link

    kiss me kiss me kiss me
    disintegration
    faith
    17 seconds
    pornography

    its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 06:56 (fifteen years ago) link

    House Season 4
    House Season 1
    House Season 2
    House Season 5
    House Season 3

    abanana, Tuesday, 24 February 2009 09:55 (fifteen years ago) link

    three months pass...

    1. Do The Right Thing
    2. He Got Game
    3. Bamboozled
    4. School Daze
    5. Clockers
    6. Inside Man
    7. Jungle Fever
    8. Miracle At St. Anna
    9. Malcolm X
    10. 25th Hour
    11. Mo' Better Blues
    12. Summer Of Sam
    13. She's Gotta Have It
    14. Get On The Bus
    15. Crooklyn
    16. She Hate Me
    17. Girl 6

    Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 05:36 (fourteen years ago) link

    2. He Got Game
    3. Bamboozled
    4. School Daze
    5. Clockers
    6. Inside Man
    7. Jungle Fever
    8. Miracle At St. Anna
    9. Malcolm X
    10. 25th Hour
    11. Mo' Better Blues
    12. Summer Of Sam
    13. She's Gotta Have It

    ??!?!!?

    Sonia, Judge Sotomayor (The Reverend), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 06:27 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Sign 'O' the Times
    2. Love Symbol
    3. Emancipation
    4. 1999
    5. Graffiti Bridge
    6. Lovesexy
    7. Controversy
    8. Purple Rain
    9. The Gold Experience
    10. Parade
    11. Dirty Mind
    12. Diamonds and Pearls
    13. The Black Album
    14. Around the World in a Day
    15. Batman
    16. Come

    Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link

    Carsey-Werner Productions

    1. The Cosby Show (NBC)
    2. Roseanne (ABC)
    3. That '70s Show (FOX)
    4. A Different World (NBC)
    5. The Tracy Morgan Show (NBC)
    6. 3rd Rock from the Sun (NBC)
    7. Grounded for Life (FOX/The WB)
    8. Grace Under Fire (ABC)
    9. That '80s Show (FOX)
    10. Cosby (CBS)
    11. Cybill (CBS)
    12. You Bet Your Life (1992 Bill Cosby revival, syndicated)
    13. Whoopi (NBC)
    14. God, the Devil and Bob (NBC)
    15. ZOOM (PBS)

    tbh, don't really care after number 7 and don't even know what the last 2 are

    the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

    3. Emancipation

    11. Dirty Mind

    ...

    ..

    .

    Sorry, still processing this mindfuck of a ranking.

    I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 27 May 2009 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

    one month passes...

    1. 9x's Outta 10
    2. Whatcha Wan Do
    3. Hey Playa! (Morrocan Blues)
    4. Do You Know
    5. Fuck Y'all
    6. Jupiter's Critic and the Mind of Mars
    7. Ohh!
    8. Cream N Ya Panties
    9. The Appeal
    10. Exodus
    11. Blaqkout

    thousands of bears are distraught (The Reverend), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 05:08 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. yours truly
    2. marco
    3. merrick
    4. terry lee
    5. gary tibbs

    us_odd_bunny_lady (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Gary Gilmore & the Island of Dr. Moreau
    2. Son of Sam

    Beth Death (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 02:31 (fourteen years ago) link

    oreos
    grilled chicken
    salmon
    pbr

    i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 03:12 (fourteen years ago) link

    jameson's
    maker's mark
    evan williams
    jack daniels

    i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

    two months pass...

    ghostface
    that crazy synth riff
    rza
    killah priest
    gza

    free stfu (The Reverend), Sunday, 27 September 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

    three months pass...

    grindin'
    what happened to that boy
    mr. me too
    the funeral
    cot damn
    when the last time
    kinda like a big deal
    wamp wamp (what it do)
    popular demand (popeyes)
    ma i don't love her
    i'm good

    art crut (The Reverend), Friday, 1 January 2010 23:43 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Non-vegetables
    2. Vegetables

    Dr X O'Skeleton, Saturday, 2 January 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

    three weeks pass...

    Into the Groove
    Lucky Star
    Papa Donโ€™t Preach
    Like a Prayer
    Live to Tell
    Holiday
    Borderline
    Open Your Heart
    Justify My Love
    Material Girl
    Crazy for You
    Rescue Me
    Like a Virgin
    Vogue
    Cherish
    Express Yourself
    La Isla Bonita

    I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 29 January 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

    koaeedee there
    waltz of the new moon
    very cellular song
    witch's hat
    swift as the wind
    the water song
    three is a green crown
    mercy i cry city
    nightfall
    the minotaur's song

    Zeno, Friday, 29 January 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. ranking roger
    2. everyone else

    โ€• DJ Salinger (joni), Saturday, November 27, 2004 7:21 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

    <3 this post.

    ron paul revulvalution (Pillbox), Friday, 29 January 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    1. Ry Cooder
    2. Night Air
    3. Cornpone Brunch
    4. Spiderwebbed
    5. Onions Wrapped in Rubber
    6. Tin Cans & Twine
    7. On Noble
    8. His Second Story Island
    9. Magnet Pulls Through
    10. Flyrod

    blow it out your bad-taste hole (WmC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 04:26 (fourteen years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    1. solo Frippertronics
    2. King Crimson
    3. Exposure
    4. production work for other artists
    5. the albums with Andy Summers
    6. 2000s Soundscapes
    7. 1990s Soundscapes
    8. whatever's left

    Hervรฉ Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 14:42 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Fripp & Eno
    2. WmC's list, in order

    I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

    ^^^ yes

    :: smacks self in head ::

    Hervรฉ Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Blood Simple
    2. Fargo
    3. O Brother Where Art Thou?
    4. Miller's Crossing
    5. Raising Arizona
    6. A Serious Man
    7. The Man Who Wasn't There
    8. The Big Lebowski
    9. Barton Fink
    10. No Country For Old Men
    11. The Hudsucker Proxy
    12. Burn After Reading
    13. Intolerable Cruelty
    14. The Ladykillers

    Parenthetical Grillz, Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Qdoba
    2. Chipotle
    3. Moe's Southwest Grill

    This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Spacemen 3
    2. Spiritualized
    3. Spectrum
    4. Experimental Audio Research

    This object perpetually attempts to sell itself on eBay. (Stevie D), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link

    Manhattan
    Love & Death
    Annie Hall
    Sleeper
    (Play it Again, Sam)
    Bananas
    Everything You Always...

    Haven't seen Interiors yet.

    Davek (davek_00), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. The Animal Speaks
    2. Omaha
    3. Clustering Train
    4. Buenos Aires
    5. Only One Party
    6. Silver Bullet
    7. Boy (Go)
    8. (Kind of) True

    Hervรฉ Grillechaise (WmC), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

    Homer
    Lisa
    Bart
    Marge
    Maggie

    Davek (davek_00), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

    8. The Big Lebowski

    This makes me very, very happy.

    I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

    ^yeah I've never got the fuss about Lebowski either.

    Davek (davek_00), Tuesday, 9 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Love Deluxe
    2. Stronger Than Pride
    3. Lovers Rock
    4. Promise
    5. Diamond Life
    6. Soldier of Love

    guapism rules (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 March 2010 07:21 (fourteen years ago) link

    Actually, switch 4 & 5

    guapism rules (The Reverend), Thursday, 11 March 2010 07:45 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Autoditacker
    2. Instrumentals
    3. Vulvaland
    4. Niun Niggung
    5. Iaora Tahiti
    6. Idiology
    7.-10. The rest in any order, don't really care about these.
    .
    .
    .
    99. Tromatic Reflexxions

    Tuomas, Thursday, 11 March 2010 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. O Brother Where Art Thou?
    2. The Big Lebowski
    3. Fargo
    4. The Hudsucker Proxy
    5. Intolerable Cruelty
    6. Miller's Crossing
    7. No Country For Old Men
    8. Barton Fink
    9. Blood Simple
    10. Raising Arizona
    11. A Serious Man
    12. The Man Who Wasn't There
    13. Burn After Reading
    14. The Ladykillers

    De que estas hablando? (Tannenbaum Schmidt), Thursday, 11 March 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

    Neu!: Neu!
    Velvet Underground: White Light White Heat
    Arnold Schรถnberg: Suite Opus 29
    Eno: Discreet Music
    Aphex Twin: Analogue Bubblebath 3
    Miles Davis: On The Corner
    Karlheiz Stockhausen: Kontakte

    Captain Beefheart: Trout Mask Replica
    Terry Riley: In C

    โˆžโˆžโˆžโˆž

    The Soft Machine 4
    Philip Glass: Einstein On The Beach
    Frank Zappa: Lumpy Gravy

    nakhchivan, Friday, 12 March 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

    Sparks

    1.Propaganda
    2.Indiscreet
    3.Number 1 In Heaven
    4.Hello Young Lovers
    5.Lil Beethoven
    6.Kimono My House
    7.A Woofer In Tweeter's Clothing
    8.Angst In My Pants
    9.In Outer Space
    10.Gratuitous Sax & Senseless Violins
    11.Exotic Creatures Of The Deep
    12.Sparks
    13.Plagiarism
    14.Pulling Rabbits Out Of Hats
    15.Terminal Jive
    16.Whomp That Sucker
    17.Introducing Sparks
    18.Balls
    19.Big Beat

    I'm missing two of their albums.

    Kitchen Person, Friday, 12 March 2010 21:31 (fourteen years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    Dead Man
    Mystery Train
    Down By Law
    Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai
    Stranger Than Paradise
    Broken Flowers
    Coffee & Cigarettes
    Night On Earth
    The Limits Of Control
    Permanent Vacation

    Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, 27 March 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

    crunchy peanut butter
    smooth peanut butter
    butter

    thomp, Saturday, 27 March 2010 18:30 (fourteen years ago) link

    Some Call It Loving
    Fast-Walking
    Cop
    Boiling Point
    The Bedford Incident

    Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 27 March 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

    "Girl With the Hungry Eyes"
    "Lightning Rose (Carry the Fire)"
    "Jane"
    "Freedom at Point Zero (Climbing Tiger Mountain Through the Sky)"
    "Rock Music"
    "Just the Same"
    "Things to Come"
    "Awakening"
    "Fading Lady Light"

    T Bone Streep (Cave17Matt), Saturday, 27 March 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

    Robert De Niro
    Myrna Loy
    Cary Grant
    James Cagney
    Paul Newman
    Ginger Rogers
    Jack Lemmon
    Charlie Chaplin
    Al Pacino
    Barbara Stanwyck
    Gene Hackman
    Humphrey Bogart
    William Holden
    James Stewart
    Sidney Poitier
    Marlon Brando
    Clint Eastwood
    Jack Nicholson
    Dustin Hoffman
    Katharine Hepburn
    William Powell
    James Dean
    Edward G. Robinson
    Lauren Bacall
    Gregory Peck
    Steve McQueen
    Forest Whitaker
    Diane Keaton
    Woody Allen
    Sean Penn
    Robert Downey Jr.

    nicky lo-fi, Sunday, 28 March 2010 05:07 (fourteen years ago) link

    that is harsh on Robert Downey Jr.

    thomp, Sunday, 28 March 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    1. Peggy
    2. Joan
    3. Don
    4. Roger
    5. Sally
    6. Sal
    7. Bert
    8. Pete
    9. Hildy
    10. Paul
    11. Ken
    12. Harry
    13. Bobby
    14. Betty

    Half lies and gorilla dust (Myonga Vรถn Bontee), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

    Young Marble Giants
    Joy Division
    Cabaret Voltaire
    The Go-Betweens
    The Birthday Party
    The Fall
    Throbbing Gristle
    Pere Ubu
    The Raincoats
    The Normal
    Swell Maps
    Television Personalities
    Subway Sect
    The Buzzcocks
    The Congos
    Stiff Little Fingers
    Crass

    I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

    LP5
    EP7
    Oversteps
    Amber
    Chiastic Slide
    Quaristice
    Tri Repetae
    Confield
    Untilted
    Incunabula
    Draft7.30

    village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

    draft 7.30
    confield
    lp5
    oversteps
    untilted
    tri repetae
    chiastic slide
    ep7

    nakhchivan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

    you rating em backwards or something?

    village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

    srsly, you need to listen to EP7 again - track-for-track it's their best, although LP5 just pushes over for teh classic trax.

    village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:21 (fourteen years ago) link

    I've only heard Confield and it's fabbylicious - would be interested in hearing the stuff that approaches or even surpasses this in terms of avant-garde fucked-up disintegrating mind-mesh grey noise

    maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

    they're all good, confield is probably their most extreme in terms of granular synthesis, generative rhythms etc, then probably draft....some of quaristice too

    nakhchivan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

    wire
    public image ltd
    young marble giants
    the pop group
    the raincoats
    the fall
    theoretical girls
    josef k
    esg
    pere ubu

    nakhchivan, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

    Louis, Confield was seen as either a leap forward or a major let down among Autechre fans. I kind of felt it was the tipping point between stuff I could dig and get into and random messy claptrap for the sake of it. I've come round to it slowly (very slowly, over 9 years) but I still think bits of it sound horrible. Draft and Untilted continued this path, losing more and more melodies and adding piles and piles of jitter and glitch. Down to taste I guess - I like a balance, y'know?

    By comparison LP5 seems a lot more streamlined and succinct and just about crazy enough at the time to warrant regular listening. EP7 is like its unhinged little brother with loads of conceptual gimmickry.

    village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

    too harsh on pere ubu.

    village idiot (dog latin), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:31 (fourteen years ago) link

    Hmm, well I'll pick up bits where I can.

    maybe rabbits feel the need to play up their 'lynchian' qualities (acoleuthic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link

    all mod cons
    sound affects
    in the city
    setting sons
    the gift
    this is the modern world

    A piping hot bowl of grits, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

    runic alphabet (futhorc)
    runic alphabet (futhark)
    latin alphabet (modern)
    IPA
    greek alphabet
    latin alphabet (roman)
    cyrillic alphabet

    thomp, Thursday, 15 April 2010 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

    From the Choirgirl Hotel
    To Venus and Back (studio disc)
    Under the Pink
    Scarlet's Walk
    To Venus and Back (live disc)
    Strange Little Girls
    Boys for Pele
    Little Earthquakes

    I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Saturday, 17 April 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Trevor
    2. Ann
    2. Roger
    3. Dread
    4. Junior
    5. The Family

    antexit, Saturday, 17 April 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

    1. Die Todliche Doris
    2. Die Krupps (pre-1985)
    2. Die Form
    3. Die Haut
    4. Die Unbekannten
    5. Die Bunker
    ...
    157. Die Krupps (post-1985)

    (I Just) Died In Your Asshat Tonight, Saturday, 17 April 2010 02:15 (fourteen years ago) link

    1-Slowdive
    2-Jimi Hendrix
    3-Commodores
    4-Portishead
    5-Mano Negra

    ("Machine Gun")

    Now, Saturday, 17 April 2010 04:32 (fourteen years ago) link

    John Lennon solo
    The Beatles
    George Harrison
    Paul McCartney

    Haven't heard enough of Ringo's solo work to pass an honest judgment, but suspect he's in close proximity to Sir Paul.

    I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 19 April 2010 14:58 (fourteen years ago) link

    finally, someone bold enough to challops the beatles

    iatee, Monday, 19 April 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

    Not trying to be contrarian for the sake of "challops," I've just been listening to Lennon non-stop the past few days and genuinely enjoy his solo work more than the Beatles as a full band.

    I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Monday, 19 April 2010 15:38 (fourteen years ago) link

    ok I'll rank the new Fall album

    Weather Report 2
    Mexico Wax Solvent
    Chino
    Bury Parts 1+3
    Funnel Of Love
    OFYC Showcase
    Cowboy George
    Hot Cake
    YFOC/Slippy Floor

    Mr. Squee (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 00:40 (fourteen years ago) link

    four months pass...

    Songs I heard on the way to work this morning:

    Cabaret Voltaire - Nag Nag Nag
    The Normal - TVOD
    Buzzcocks - Boredom
    Throbbing Gristle - United
    The Congos - Fisherman
    Pere Ubu - 30 Seconds Over Tokyo
    Stiff Little Fingers - Suspect Device

    ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

    Alan Moore I have read

    From Hell
    Watchmen
    League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Book 1)
    Promethea Series
    The Complete Alan Moore Future Shocks
    League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Book 2)
    Batman - The Killing Joke
    The Courtyard
    League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen 1910 Century
    League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Black Dossier
    The Complete D.R. & Quinch
    Light Of Thy Countenance
    Another Suburban Romance

    village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

    Alan Moore I have read

    Watchmen
    V for Vendetta
    the start of From Hell

    a harshbuzz to my manpain (onimo), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

    Alan Moore I have read

    ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

    ...

    ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

    Oh wait.

    ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

    Running workout types

    1. Long run
    2. Tempo run
    3. Easy run
    4. Fartleks
    5. Recovery run
    6. Intervals
    7. Hills

    Jeff, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link

    You'd think I'd have read V for Vendetta by now. I even enjoyed the film!

    village idiot (dog latin), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

    Properly ordered:

    1. Long run
    7. Hills
    2. Tempo run
    4. Fartleks
    6. Intervals
    3. Easy run
    5. Recovery run

    ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

    xp

    ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 24 August 2010 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link

    fartleks

    bamcquern, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

    I like dog latin commenting on nakhchivan's posts and nakhchivan remains snubbingly quiet.

    bamcquern, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

    Banjo heads for frailing / clawhammer style:

    Goat skin
    Calf skin
    Renaissance
    Fiberskyn
    Remo frosted
    5-star

    Duke, Tuesday, 24 August 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

    one month passes...

    Tracy Jordan
    Jack Donaghy
    Jenna Maroney
    Dot Com
    Cerie Xerox
    Grizz
    Kenneth Parcell
    Toofer Spurlock
    Pete Hornberger
    Josh Girard
    J.D. Lutz
    Jonathan
    Liz Lemon
    Frank Rossitano

    Jeff, Saturday, 25 September 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

    I always forget this thread is on ILM. Just pretend I ranked the singing ability of each of them.

    Jeff, Saturday, 25 September 2010 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

    Escape From New York
    They Live
    The Thing
    Assault On Precinct 13
    Big Trouble In Little China
    Halloween
    Village Of The Damned
    Christine
    Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (underrated imo)
    In The Mouth Of Madness
    Starman
    Dark Star
    The Fog
    Prince Of Darkness
    Vampires
    Ghosts Of Mars
    Escape From L.A.

    fuck noOoOO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link

    No Elvis miniseries?

    Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link

    i dunno, after sitting through Ghost Of Mars, I think I'm done with dude

    fuck noOoOO (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

    Ze Records roster:

    Kid Creole & The Coconuts
    James Chance & The Contortions / James White & The Blacks
    Was (Not Was)
    Lizzy Mercier Descloux
    Aural Exciters
    Coati Mundi
    Gichy Dan
    Cristina
    The Waitresses
    Garcons

    village idiot (dog latin), Wednesday, 29 September 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

    Missed out Cristina on that list.

    Mark G, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

    and then again...(too low?)

    Mark G, Wednesday, 29 September 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

    two months pass...

    Pale saints - in ribbons

    Hunted
    Babymaker
    Featherframe
    Thread of light
    Shell
    Throwing back the apple
    Ordeal
    Liquid
    Hair shoes
    A thousand stars burst open
    There is no day
    Neverending night

    blank, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 07:45 (thirteen years ago) link

    cats
    dogs

    salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

    accelerator
    twin infinitives
    cats and dogs
    veterans of disorder
    pound for pound

    salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

    1. The Wait
    2. Tattooed Love Boys
    3. Up the Neck
    4. Lovers of Today
    5. Precious
    6. Kid
    7. Stop Your Sobbing
    8. Brass in Pocket
    9. Private Life
    10. The Phone Call
    11. Mystery Achievement
    12. Space Invader

    pixel farmer, Sunday, 26 December 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

    1. BGM
    2. Solid State Survivor
    3. Yellow Magic Orchestra
    4. Naughty Boys
    5. Technodelic
    6. Service
    7. Xโˆž Multiplies

    =(^ โ€ข โ€ฟโ€ฟ โ€ข ^)= (corey), Sunday, 26 December 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

    1. Sign 'o' the Times
    2. Parade
    3. Purple Rain
    4. 1999
    5. Around the World in a Day
    6. Controversy
    7. Dirty Mind
    8. Prince
    9. Love Symbol
    10. Diamonds and Pearls
    11. Lovesexy
    12. Black Album
    13. everything else

    =(^ โ€ข โ€ฟโ€ฟ โ€ข ^)= (corey), Sunday, 26 December 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

    1. Hallelujah, I'm a Bum!
    2. Rain
    3. All Quiet on the Western Front
    4. The General Died at Dawn

    peacocks, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 06:43 (thirteen years ago) link

    one month passes...

    radiohead albums

    hail to the thief
    kid a
    amnesiac
    the bends
    ok computer
    in rainbows
    pablo honey
    the king of limbs

    lol

    Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Sunday, 20 February 2011 04:01 (thirteen years ago) link

    1. Copeland's drumming
    2. Sting's bass playing
    3. Summers' songwriting
    4. the production values generally
    5. Copeland's songwriting
    6. Summers' guitar
    7. Sting's songwriting
    8. keyboards and other instruments from whoever
    9. Sting's singing

    Dodo Lurker (Slim and Slam), Monday, 21 February 2011 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

    nu ilxor
    old ilxor
    pre-sb ilxor

    fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 February 2011 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

    greenspun ilxor

    Jeff, Monday, 21 February 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link

    the rite of spring
    petrushka
    apollo
    orpheus
    agon
    the firebird
    les noces
    jeu de cartes

    fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 February 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

    that was in ref to ilxor 'ilxor' xp

    fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 February 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

    1980's only:

    1. Punch the Clock
    2. Blood and Chocolate
    3. Imperial Bedroom
    4. Trust
    5. King of America
    6. Get Happy!!
    7. Spike
    8. Goodbye Cruel World
    unranked: Almost Blue (never heard)

    Dodo Lurker (Slim and Slam), Monday, 21 February 2011 12:59 (thirteen years ago) link

    nu ilxor
    old ilxor
    pre-sb ilxor

    ^_______________________________________________^

    Damn this thread seems so....different without ilxor (ilxor), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

    There Will Be Blood
    Boogie Nights
    Punch-Drunk Love
    Magnolia

    (Haven't seen Hard Eight.)

    Davek (davek_00), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

    the night of the hunter

    fuck you jan stepek you kurwa (nakhchivan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

    submarine

    Davek (davek_00), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

    L'Argent
    Diary of a Country Priest
    Une Femme Douce
    Le Diable, Probablement
    Au Hasard Balthasar
    A Man Escaped
    Les Dames du Bois de Boulogne
    Mouchette
    Pickpocket
    Lancelot du Lac

    Still haven't seen Four Nights of a Dreamer, Les Anges du Pรฉchรฉ or Trial of Joan of Arc yet.

    corey, Sunday, 27 February 2011 03:59 (thirteen years ago) link

    two months pass...

    liszt
    bartok
    ligeti
    kurtรกg
    kodaly
    dohnรกnyi

    eid orb (nakhchivan), Thursday, 28 April 2011 15:41 (twelve years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    1. Cumberland Blues
    2. Dire Wolf
    3. High Time
    4. Black Peter
    5. Uncle John's Band
    6. Easy Wind
    7. New Speedway Boogie
    8. Casey Jones

    Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Thursday, 12 May 2011 20:09 (twelve years ago) link

    three weeks pass...

    songs from Robyn's Body Talk project

    1 Dancing on my own
    2 Cry when you get older
    3 Time machine
    4 In my eyes
    5 Hang with me
    6 U should know better
    7 Include me out
    8 Call your girlfriend
    9 Love kills
    10 Indestructible
    11 Don't fucking tell me what to do
    12 Stars 4-ever

    (others not really coming to mind/worth ranking imo)

    i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 June 2011 03:12 (twelve years ago) link

    xx

    1. Intro
    2. Heart Skipped A Beat
    3. Crystalized
    4. Basic Space
    5. Night Time
    6. Islands
    7. Shelter
    8. VCR
    9. Stars
    10. Infinity
    11. Fantasy

    monster_xero, Friday, 3 June 2011 04:01 (twelve years ago) link

    b-but the part in "Fantasy" where the ultra-low bass comes out is the best moment of the record ;_;

    i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 3 June 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

    cds held by the guy next to me browsing the used cd section at waterloo records today

    led zeppelin - iv
    led zeppelin - iii
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    incubus - a crow left of the murder

    i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Sunday, 5 June 2011 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

    two months pass...

    Po-Boys

    1. Oyster
    2. Roast Beef w/debris
    3. Fried shrimp
    4. butter-poached shrimp
    5. soft shell crab
    6. the rest

    L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Monday, 22 August 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

    soft shell crab is so fucking tasty

    i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 01:45 (twelve years ago) link

    Agree with oyster. Soft shell crab too low.

    Jeff, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

    Buรฑuel I have seen.

    1. Simรณn del Desierto
    2. Viridiana
    3. Los Olvidados
    4. Las Hurdes
    5. That Obscure Object Of Desire
    6. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
    7. Belle de Jour
    8. The Diary of a Chambermaid
    9. The Phantom Of Liberty

    Favorite Buรฑuel sequence ever > walking parts on The Discreet Charm.

    wolves lacan, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link

    1. sunrise
    2. sunset

    I'll be interesting in 20 years (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link

    I'm prepared to bump softshell crab up my list. It's been a long time since I had one.

    L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:21 (twelve years ago) link

    1-2112
    2-Hemispheres
    3-A Farewell to Kings
    4-Signals
    5-Moving Pictures
    6-Permanent Waves
    7-Grace Under Pressure
    8-Fly by Night
    9-Caress of Steel
    10-Rush

    earlnash, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

    one month passes...

    1. I'm In Touch With Your World
    2. You're All I've Got Tonight
    3. Good Times Roll
    4. Moving In Stereo
    5. Bye Bye Love
    6. My Best Friend's Girl
    7. Bye Bye Love
    8. All Mixed Up
    9. Just What I Needed

    Race Against Rockism (Myonga Vรถn Bontee), Friday, 30 September 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

    1. Boys and Girls in America
    2. Separation Sunday
    3. Stay Positive
    4. Almost Killed Me
    5. Heaven is Whenever

    ilx user 'silby' (silby), Saturday, 1 October 2011 17:14 (twelve years ago) link

    1. Live at the Knitting Factory, Volume 4
    2. Live at the Knitting Factory, Volume 2
    3. Live at the Knitting Factory, Volume 3
    4. Live at the Knitting Factory, Volume 5
    5. Live at the Knitting Factory, Volume 1

    Volume 4 takes it despite the presence of that awful awful Bob Holman poem.

    Dodo Lurker (Slim and Slam), Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

    1. Before Sunset
    2. Before Sunrise

    jer.fairall, Sunday, 2 October 2011 00:44 (twelve years ago) link

    Did anyone do this yet?

    1. Jackie Brown
    2. Pulp Fiction
    3. Kill Bill Volume 2
    4. Inglourious Basterds
    5. Kill Bill Volume 1
    6. Reservoir Dogs
    7. Death Proof

    jer.fairall, Sunday, 2 October 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link

    1. Phil Leeds in The Larry Sanders Show
    2. Phil Leeds in The Dick Van Dyke Show
    3. Phil Leeds in Rosemary's Baby
    4. Phil Leeds in The Odd Couple

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHhyRmB_HS8

    clemenza, Sunday, 2 October 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

    nine months pass...

    1. Linda Evangelista
    2. Naomi Campbell
    3. Cindy Crawford
    4. Kate Moss
    5. Claudia Schiffer
    6. Christy Turlington

    shmamille shmaglia (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:02 (eleven years ago) link

    1. Cisco Pike (1972)
    2. The Panic in Needle Park (1971)
    3. Born to Win (1971)
    4. Dealing: Or the Berkeley-to-Boston Forty-Brick Lost-Bag Blues (1972)

    I've never seen Trash; The French Connection and Joe don't really seem to belong.

    clemenza, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

    two months pass...

    1 Message of Love
    2 Birds of Paradise
    3 Day After Day
    4 Talk of the Town
    5 Pack It Up
    6 The English Roses
    7 Bad Boys Get Spanked (bumped up a few notches for Hynde's seagull screams)
    8 Waste Not Want Not
    9 I Go to Sleep
    10 Jealous Dogs
    11 The Adultress
    12 Louie Louie

    WilliamC, Sunday, 21 October 2012 18:49 (eleven years ago) link

    1. Julius Caesar
    2. Kicking a Couple Around EP
    3. Burning Kingdom EP
    4. Wild Love
    5. Red Apple Falls
    6. The Doctor Came At Dawn
    7. Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
    8. A River Ain't Too Much To Love
    9. The Doctor Came At Dawn
    10. Accumulation: None
    11. Knock Knock
    12. Apocalypse
    13. Forgotten Foundation
    14. Dongs of Sevotion
    15. Woke on a Whaleheart
    16. Supper
    17. Sewn to the Sky
    18. (actual smog)
    19. Rain on Lens

    sharp-looking tux for rent (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 21 October 2012 19:53 (eleven years ago) link

    one month passes...

    1. Timesup EP
    2. Nguzunguzu EP
    3. Mirage EP
    4. Warm Pulse EP

    these bitches is my sons and i make dad jokes (The Reverend), Monday, 3 December 2012 08:13 (eleven years ago) link

    1. Admiral of the Fleet
    2. Admiral
    3. Vice-Admiral
    4. Rear Admiral
    5. Commodore
    6. Captain
    7. Commander
    8. Lieutenant Commander
    9. Lieutenant
    10. Sub-Lieutenant
    11. Midshipman
    12. Officer/Cadet
    13. Mate

    Pillbox, Monday, 3 December 2012 08:44 (eleven years ago) link

    1. Cech
    2. Turnbull

    paolo, Monday, 3 December 2012 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

    Kelly Clarkson
    Jordin Sparks
    Fantasia Barrino
    Ruben Studdard
    David Cook
    Taylor Hicks
    Carrie Underwood
    Scotty McCreery
    Phillip Phillips
    Kris Allen
    Lee DeWyze

    I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Monday, 3 December 2012 15:01 (eleven years ago) link

    1) those included in this classification
    2) those that tremble as if they were mad
    3) those that resemble flies from a distance.
    4) those that have just broken a flower vase
    5) those drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush
    6) others
    7) those that belong to the Emperor
    8) innumerable ones
    9) fabulous ones
    10) suckling pigs
    11) stray dogs
    12) embalmed ones
    13) those that are trained
    14) mermaids

    ledge, Monday, 3 December 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

    otm

    a Christmas .gif for you from (seandalai), Monday, 3 December 2012 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

    1. Julius Caesar
    2. Kicking a Couple Around EP
    3. Burning Kingdom EP
    4. Wild Love
    5. Red Apple Falls
    6. The Doctor Came At Dawn
    7. Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
    8. A River Ain't Too Much To Love
    9. The Doctor Came At Dawn
    10. Accumulation: None
    11. Knock Knock
    12. Apocalypse
    13. Forgotten Foundation
    14. Dongs of Sevotion
    15. Woke on a Whaleheart
    16. Supper
    17. Sewn to the Sky
    18. (actual smog)
    19. Rain on Lens

    โ€• sharp-looking tux for rent (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:53 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

    this is an abomination btw

    spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Monday, 3 December 2012 17:38 (eleven years ago) link

    will rescind all criticism if these are being ranked in order of how near to you they were at time of writing, or according to some other measure of worth like how involving the liner notes are

    spottieottiespanakopita (schlump), Monday, 3 December 2012 17:41 (eleven years ago) link

    I wouldn't take the time to type out all 19 Bill Callahan releases unless I had an uhh singular opinion on the quality of his music

    a funny thing happened on the way to the forum (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 3 December 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

    4. Rear Admiral

    teehee

    SNES
    NES
    Wii
    N64
    Gamecube

    Z S, Monday, 3 December 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

    four months pass...

    Best to worst gym/workout albums, April '13

    1. Material - Memory Serves
    2. Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!
    3. Macro Dub Infection
    4. In a Silent Way ("Shhh/Peaceful" on infinite repeat, perfect for treadmill)
    5. Matmos - s/t ("Silver Light Popped" ditto)
    6. More Songs About Buildings and Food
    7. Music Has the Right to Children
    8. Smiths - Singles
    9. Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard
    10. Inspiration Information
    11. Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)

    WilliamC, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

    seven months pass...

    1. Sonia Sotomayer
    2. Elena Kagan
    3. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
    4. Stephen Breyer
    5. Anthony Kennedy
    6. John Roberts
    7. Clarence Thomas
    8. Samuel Alito
    9. Antonin Scalia

    A New Bey Has Come (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 16 December 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link

    poor nino.

    Daniel, Esq 2, Monday, 16 December 2013 03:44 (ten years ago) link

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPG6OQy2iwI

    Stupor Fly, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

    It's missing the second Grandaddy IU record, but I'm cleaning my desktop notes

    Here's the Cold Chillin' discography

    1. Big Daddy Kane - It's A Big Daddy Thing (1989)
    2. Kool G Rap - Live and Let Die (1992)
    3. Biz Markie - The Biz Never Sleeps (1989)
    4. Big Daddy Kane - Long Live The Kane (1988)
    5. Biz Markie - Goin' Off (1988)*
    6. Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Road To The Riches (1989)
    7. MC Shan - Down By Law (1987)
    8. Grand Daddy I.U. - Smooth Assassin (1990)
    9. Marley Marl - In Control Volume 1 (1988)
    10. Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1990)
    11. Master Ace - Take A Look Around (1990)
    12. Kool G Rap - 4, 5, 6 (1995)
    13. Biz Markie - I Need A Haircut (1991)
    14. Diamond Shell - The Grand Imperial Diamond Shell (1991)
    15. MC Shan - Born To Be Wild (1988)
    16. Genius - Words From the Genius (1991)
    17. Marley Marl - In Control, Volume 2: For Your Steering Pleasure (1991)
    18. Big Daddy Kane - Prince of Darkness (1991)
    19. Big Daddy Kane - This Looks Like A Job For (1993)
    20. Big Daddy Kane - Taste Of Chocolate (1990)
    21. Biz Markie - All Samples Cleared (1993)
    22. MC Shan - Play It Again, Shan (1990)
    23. 2 Deep - Honey, That's Show Biz (1990)
    24. Kid Capri - The Tape (1991)
    25. Roxanne Shante - Bad Sister (1989)
    26. TBTBT - Too Bad To Be True (1993)
    27. Nubian M.O.B. - Nubian M.O.B. (1992)
    28. TCF Crew - Come and Play With Me (1994)

    Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 30 December 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

    three weeks pass...

    • No. 1: The Dark Knight (2008)
    • No. 2: Batman Returns (1992)
    • No. 3: Batman (1989)
    • No. 4: Batman Begins (2005)
    others not worth ranking.

    Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:26 (ten years ago) link

    3. Beats By Dre
    2. Rusty nails in my ears connected by barbwire
    1. Any other headphones

    brotherlovesdub, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 02:39 (ten years ago) link

    Iron Maiden's first 6 albums.

    1. Number of the Beast
    2. Piece of Mind
    3. Killers
    4. Powerslave
    5. Somewhere In Time
    6. Iron Maiden

    earlnash, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link

    Best 10 Breads

    1. Naan
    2. Montreal bagel
    3. Biscuits
    4. Pizza
    5. Crepe (Swedish > French)
    6. Cornbread
    7. Donut
    8. Papadum
    9. Brioche
    10. Malt loaf

    Honourable mentions: pretzel (def. #11), laobing, roti, muffin, American pancake, banana bread, challah, crisp Scandanavian rye crisp bread, roti, scone.

    Worst 10 Breads

    1. Injera
    2. Bannock
    3. Melba Toast
    4. Sliced whole wheat
    5. Pita
    6. Arepa
    7. Matzo
    8. That pathetic black bread they use for smoked salmon h'ors d'oeuvres
    9. Sliced white
    10. Pumpernickel

    pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 03:37 (ten years ago) link

    it's like you have perfect recall of every capital city but are somehow repping for like the capital of wales as the world's finest city. so much detail but like ... pumpernickel doesn't deserve just more formal credit than the montreal bagel? I would need just the most emotive backstory to understand it punching above its Actually Just A Small Bagel weight. I feel like I would even use your bold, impulsive ranking system, its broad church, to toast (ha ha) the maligned demotic breads you put in the second ten; like shitty sliced whole wheat is good when you need to be full, or is a canvas for soup; sliced white is good when it gummily forms to the contours of its filling.

    enjera probably has to be its own thread

    mustread guy (schlump), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 07:01 (ten years ago) link

    I get insomnia and spend a lot of time looking at the ceiling, ranking breads and eggs.

    pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 07:34 (ten years ago) link

    also: lists

    pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 07:35 (ten years ago) link

    Sliced whole wheat is probably underrated on this list when it comes to "accompanying squash soup" or "as a scoop for pate" but considering its bus-stop ubiquity I ranked it lower than the far less edible (but more easily avoided) itty bitty black bread salmon rounds.

    Injera is clammy, sour corpse bread that cools too quickly on the table and absorbs liquid too readily to be used as a vehicle for anything. I would rather eat food off a wet paper towel (usually I just ask for rice instead)

    pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 07:42 (ten years ago) link

    Also New York bagels are just circular bread. Montreal bagels are fleshy, smoky, honey-boiled perfection, responsible for the fullness of Montreal bottoms.

    pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 07:46 (ten years ago) link

    Papadums are not bread.

    I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link

    Also I think you're being unfair to injera. I'm not keen, but an entire cusine is pretty much based around it so I suspect the problem is with me and not the bread itself. And pita is excellent, can't beat a bit of pita and humus.

    All your other worst breads I agree are a bit yuck. Fuck pumpernickel, like chewing on a tire or something.

    What's the name of that Turkish flatbread with sesame seeds on it? I love that.

    I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 13:21 (ten years ago) link

    fresh french tradition baguettes have become one of all time favourite foods

    pearly-dewdrops' bops (monotony), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 13:22 (ten years ago) link

    Yes, has to be super fresh though.

    I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 13:24 (ten years ago) link

    Best bread ballot poll on ILE anyone?

    I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link

    re: sesame + pita, you are perhaps thinking of zatar? sumac plus sesame? delicious. The condemnation of pita was rooted in an [word that means an evaluative process that glorifies one at the expense of the other] of the spreads and "dishes" that flatbread is assorted with, hummus etc., spreads that will always be close to my fridge but accompanied by better breads. Crackers, even. Pizza + zatar is an especially brilliant combination. Breads in this ranking were filtered by "list of breads" according to wikipedia, papadums made the wiki cut, and papadum is great, also wanted to give props to an unleavened bread in the face of my fu to matzo

    pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 13:44 (ten years ago) link

    If naan loses any bread poll I will just

    pretty krulls make glaives (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link

    I was thinking of pide actually. Not tried zatar, sounds yum.

    I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 21 January 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link

    Countries to which I have not been, ranked in order of how much I want to travel there:

    1. South Korea
    2. Taiwan
    3. China
    4. Slovenia
    5. Ethiopia
    6. Argentina
    7. Bulgaria
    8. Croatia
    9. Lebanon
    10. India

    Countries on a list of โ€œdisputed countriesโ€ that I had not heard of until compiling the above list:

    Akrotiri?
    Ashmore and Carier Islands?
    Bassas da India?
    Bouvet Island?
    British Indian Ocean Territory?
    Christmas Island?
    Clipperton Island?
    Coral Sea Islands?
    Dhekelia?
    Glorioso Islands?
    Jan Mayen?
    Juan de Nova Island?
    Mayotte?
    Navassa Island?
    New Caledonia?
    Niue?
    Paracel Islands?

    Goblin Farrell (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 30 January 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link

    1. Having money.
    2. Not having money.

    complete and udder hogwash (_Rudipherous_), Thursday, 30 January 2014 03:05 (ten years ago) link

    key centers:
    Ab
    F#
    B
    G
    Db
    Eb
    E
    D
    C, F (tie)
    A
    Bb

    Being (rattled), Thursday, 6 February 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

    โ™ซ otm โ™ซ

    the most important comma of all time (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 7 February 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link

    tracks
    albums
    bands
    artists that are not bands

    xp I sometimes wonder if my ear's preference for songs in Ab and F# is rooted in a history of most recorded music being in Bb, A, C and D.

    the most important comma of all time (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 7 February 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link

    alban berg
    arnold schoenberg
    anton webern

    1. Erosphรจre
    2. L'Expรฉrience Acoustique
    3. Tremblement De Terre Trรจs Doux
    4. Jeรฎta Ou Murmure Des Eaux
    5. Grande Polyphonie
    6. Camera Oscura - Espaces Inhabitables
    7. La Forme Du Temps Est Un Cercle

    Milton Parker, Friday, 7 February 2014 01:01 (ten years ago) link

    G5+1:

    US
    Britain
    China
    Germany
    France
    Russia

    Mordy , Friday, 7 February 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link

    1. Movies
    2. On The Way To The Peak Of Normal
    3. Canaxis
    4. Rome Remains Rome
    5. Full Circle
    6. Les Vampyrettes
    7. Plight & Premonition
    8. Good Morning Story
    9. Der Osten Ist Rot
    10. Clash
    11. Flux + Mutability
    12. Moving Pictures
    13. Linear City
    14. Time And Tide
    15. La Luna
    16. The New Millennium
    17. 21st Century
    18. Snake Charmer

    Milton Parker, Friday, 7 February 2014 01:05 (ten years ago) link

    19. Radio Wave Surfer

    Milton Parker, Friday, 7 February 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link

    1. The Phantom of Liberty
    2. The Exterminating Angel
    3. El (This Strange Passion)
    4. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
    5. The Milky Way
    6. Un Chien Andalou
    7. That Obscure Object of Desire
    8. Simon of the Desert
    9. Los Olvidados
    10. Belle de Jour
    11. l'Age d'Or
    12. The Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz
    13. Viridiana
    14. Mexican Bus Ride
    15. Land Without Bread
    16. Diary of a Chambermaid
    17. Tristana

    Milton Parker, Friday, 7 February 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link

    1. Blaze in the Northern Sky
    2. Under a Funeral Moon
    3. Panzerfaust
    4. Transylvanian Hunger
    5. Goatlord
    6. Hate Them
    7. Soulside Journey
    8. F.O.A.D.
    9. Ravishing Grimness
    10. Black Flags & Dark Thrones
    11. Underground Resistance
    12. Sardonic Wrath
    13. Plaguewielder
    14. Circle the Wagons
    15. The Cult is Alive

    Dominique, Friday, 7 February 2014 03:12 (ten years ago) link

    1. Vinterskugge
    2. Hรธstmรธrke

    Dominique, Friday, 7 February 2014 03:12 (ten years ago) link

    dammit Total Death in between Soulside Journey and FOAD

    Dominique, Friday, 7 February 2014 03:15 (ten years ago) link

    1. The La's
    2. BBC In Session
    3. Callin' All
    4. Lost La's 1986-1987: Callin' All
    5. Lost La's 1984-1986: Breakloose

    Call the Cops, Saturday, 8 February 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link

    one month passes...

    My March round-up

    1. Perigourdine (crisp lettuce, walnuts, duck gizzards, vinegar)
    2. Niรงoise
    3. Papaya salad (and all other Thai salads)
    4. Slaw, pref. English style with the celeriac and fennel
    5. Eggplant
    6. Fattoush
    7. Yuppie salad (you know, like arugula and halloumi)
    8. Russian carrot salad (with the dry-roasted coriander seeds)
    9. Gado-gado
    10. Tabbouleh

    Runner's Up: Chop, Cobb, Caprese, bean, avocado, quinoa

    Walk of shame: Greek, "Russian" (on a tapas menu), Waldorf, wedge

    Disqualified: macaroni, larb, fruit, Jell-O, crab, chicken, tuna, etc.

    continually topping myself (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 08:01 (ten years ago) link

    five months pass...

    1. Donald Sinden
    2. John Bardon
    3. Rev. Ian Paisley
    4. Some bloke out of Primal Scream

    Daphnis Celesta, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:37 (nine years ago) link

    two months pass...

    Beethoven Symphonies

    1. #5 in C minor
    2. #7 in A major
    3. #6 in F major "Pastoral"
    4. #9 in D minor "Choral"
    5. #3 in E-flat major "Eroica"
    6. #8 in F major
    7. #4 in B-flat major
    8. #1 in C major
    9. #2 in D major

    Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vรถn Bontee), Saturday, 29 November 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link

    Finest Skit TV Shows ranked 3 ways

    Skit TV Shows by Audacity of Innovation:

    1. Monty Python
    2. SCTV
    3. Saturday Night Live
    4. Kids in the Hall
    5. Mr. Show

    Skit TV Shows by Average Quality

    1. The Kids in the Hall
    2. SCTV
    3. Monty Python
    4. Mr. Show
    5. Saturday Night Live

    Skit TV Shows by Quality of Top Material

    1. Mr. Show
    2. SCTV
    3. The Kids in the Hall
    4. Monty Python
    5. Saturday Night Live

    Subjective Winner Based on Subjective Rankings:

    1. SCTV (12 points)
    2. The Kids in the Hall (10 points)
    3. Monty Python (10 points)
    4. Mr. Show (8 points)
    5. Saturday Night Live (5 points)

    Vic Perry, Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:03 (nine years ago) link

    invisible world
    imaginary world
    visible world

    ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 November 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link

    Finest Skit TV Shows are obviously The Kenny Everett Video Show and Victoria Wood As Seen On TV, very poor

    soref, Sunday, 30 November 2014 10:03 (nine years ago) link

    Mother of All Saints
    Lovelyville
    I Hope It Lands
    Strangers from the Universe
    Wormed by Leonard
    Bob Dinners etc
    Tangle

    Duane Barry, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:18 (nine years ago) link

    soref, thanks for the belligerent tip, I did some watching on YouTube. The Everett stuff I saw was warmed over Python, other than getting real pop musicians in the skits ("bring a celebrity in to do jokes about their own celebrity" is the only thing that has kept Saturday Night Life-Support from flatlining altogether). I'll keep watching Holt, most of the jokes are incomprehensibly local for me, but I'll try. They tried to sell Tracey Ullman in America once upon a time, but I get now that Holt is the original.

    Being trapped in my USA worldview, I conclude that Canadians made the two best sketch shows, & that Monty Python travels pretty well across time & space, considering. I can't imagine either of the shows you mentioned crossing the Atlantic or even the English Channel. Not that it should matter to you, of course - being objective about comedy is a joke.

    Vic Perry, Sunday, 30 November 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

    Worst 10 Breads

    1. Injera

    WHAT?! Take that back!!!!

    fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 30 November 2014 23:35 (nine years ago) link

    sorry, I didn't mean to sound belligerent, agree that the idea of objective opinions about comedy is silly, and that those two shows are maybe quite location specific and maybe era specific in their appeal (though I'm sure I remember a few US ilxors talking about Acorn Antiques? I like the idea of that having a cult following in the states)

    soref, Sunday, 30 November 2014 23:51 (nine years ago) link

    It's all cool! Victoria Holt is obviously good stuff, although a lot of jokes are going to go right past me. And at the very least I need to see the Kate Bush skit on the K.E. show (I do already know the one she did with Rowan Atkinson on his tv show, the song with "do bears la la la....").

    Vic Perry, Monday, 1 December 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

    A REAL list of best breads

    1. croissant, filled with chocolate
    2. garlic bread
    3. scallion pancake
    4. focaccia
    5. injera
    6. flour tortilla
    7. pocketless pita/middle eastern flatbread
    8. donut
    9. sourdough
    10. bagel
    11. croutons
    12. soft pretzel
    13. naan
    14. baguette
    15. english muffin
    16. bread
    17. waffle
    18. pancake
    19. biscuit
    20. cornbread

    fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 1 December 2014 00:15 (nine years ago) link

    xp Kate Bush skit can be seen at 6:49 here:

    http://youtu.be/lXtXkf4ObP4

    soref, Monday, 1 December 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

    At this moment, on first listen:

    1. Ornette Coleman - Dancing In Your Head

    2 - infinity. everything else

    Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 1 December 2014 00:36 (nine years ago) link

    Top 5 post-Magma records (1984-93):

    1. Offering: I-II
    2. Christian Vander: A Tous Les Enfants
    3. Offering: A Fiieh
    4. Offering: Paris Thรฉรขtre Dรฉzajet 1987
    5. Christian Vander: Les Cygnes Et Les Corbeaux

    Dominique, Monday, 1 December 2014 00:38 (nine years ago) link

    WTF CORNBREAD SO LOW>>>>

    Jeff, Monday, 1 December 2014 01:08 (nine years ago) link

    Stevie, you cause sadness.

    Jeff, Monday, 1 December 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link

    I think you hate the south.

    Jeff, Monday, 1 December 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link

    I just had a conversation with my 1 year old daughter about not being like Stevie D and that she has to like good bread.

    Jeff, Monday, 1 December 2014 01:15 (nine years ago) link

    now i'm anticipating teenage ivy shouting, 'fuck cornbread' in a dawn davenport voice.

    estela, Monday, 1 December 2014 01:23 (nine years ago) link

    I sincerely think my cornbread could cause Stevie to bump it up 5-6 spots.

    WmC, Monday, 1 December 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link

    17. waffle
    18. pancake
    19. biscuit
    20. cornbread

    What is the matter with you?!

    Eric H., Monday, 1 December 2014 02:14 (nine years ago) link

    I love all of those things, you guys! Those are only the breads that I really truly like! I just like 16 other types of breads more than those breads!!

    fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:21 (nine years ago) link

    stevie your list is upside down what the FUCK

    srsly this is an outrage

    #yesallcornbread

    difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 December 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link

    2. stevie d's bread list
    3. fgti's bread list

    i have not made a bread list

    schlump, Monday, 1 December 2014 02:32 (nine years ago) link

    1. the hide of stevie d.
    2. the protestations of stevie d.

    estela, Monday, 1 December 2014 02:39 (nine years ago) link

    is this a list of favourite rainer werner fassbinder films

    schlump, Monday, 1 December 2014 02:42 (nine years ago) link

    three months pass...

    marvin
    gladys
    slits
    ccr
    zapp
    all others

    raih dednelb (The Reverend), Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:04 (nine years ago) link

    Top 10 best times of day:

    1. 4:20 pm
    2. 12:34 pm
    3. 8:00 am
    4. 11:00 pm
    5. 6:30 pm
    6. 1:11 am
    7. 9:00 am
    8. 1:00 pm
    9. 10:00 pm
    10. 7:30 am

    And the worst of the worst:

    1. 5:15 pm
    2. 4:30 am
    3. 2:22 am
    4. 3:30 pm
    5. 6:01 pm

    got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

    Top ten happiest men's names:

    1. Eduardo
    2. Filipe
    3. Mordechai
    4. Wei
    5. Rufus
    6. Jackie
    7. Gaylord
    8. Angus
    9. Sundeep
    10. Buckley

    Saddest men's names ;___;

    1. Eric
    2. Steve
    3. Amos
    4. Brad
    5. Sigmund

    got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

    Sad.

    Eric H., Friday, 3 April 2015 21:39 (nine years ago) link

    Don't worry man the list changes all the time, maybe by 2030 or so Eric'll be back on top

    got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

    3. Amos

    b-b-but 'Amos Moses' is one of the happiest songs of all time!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2g

    I feel like the easiest way to ensure that your son will never enjoy life is to name him Chad. or Mervyn.

    the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link

    These are not ranked by the happiness of people who bear the name, but the intrinsic levels of joy/sorrow that these names contain in the abstract. Amos means "burden" so it's pretty sad.

    Deviations were taken into account. "Jackie" is the happiest form of "John/Ian/Jonathan/Eoin/Johnny" and so on. "Chris", possibly the saddest name in history, is saved by the happy qualities of "Christopher". "Steve" and "Steven" are sad, "Stephan" and "Stefan" are still pretty sad; "Stevie" alone is joyful. Nobody should name their child Chad that is the name of a country, nobody should name their child North Carolina either. Mervyn is a terrific name

    got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:49 (nine years ago) link

    Oh no, I'm definitely very sad. Thanks, mom and dad, for the name.

    Eric H., Friday, 3 April 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link

    Bradley,

    Finn McCoolit (wins), Friday, 3 April 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link

    1 Uncle Meat
    2 Lumpy Gravy
    3 YCDTOSA Vol 2 (Helsinki concert)
    4 Hot Rats
    5 The Grand Wazoo
    6 Burnt Weeny Sandwich
    7 Lรคther
    8 Roxy & Elsewhere
    9 Weasels Ripped My Flesh
    10 Cruising With Ruben & the Jets
    11 Shut Up n Play Yer Guitar
    12 Waka/Jawaka
    13 Freak Out!
    14 Absolutely Free
    Make a Jazz Noise Here & The Best Band You Never Heard in Your Life
    Zoot Allures
    ...at this point, most every album is a mix of manure and gems and it's hard to rank them. I haven't listened to the Yellow Shark and Civ. Phaze 3 in years but they would probably place pretty high up.

    WilliamC, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

    Apostrophe? We're Only in It...? Surely both too good to be lost in the murk.

    the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link

    X
    O
    J
    V
    Z
    R
    Q
    B
    S
    K
    G
    P
    T
    W
    M
    H
    L
    Y
    C
    I
    E
    F
    U
    D
    N
    A

    Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

    Dang, I always leave out something important. I'd put WOIIFTM at 3.5, above Hot Rats. Apostrophe, Overnite Sensation, One Size Fits All -- I lump those in the gems/manure category. Never been a big fan of Apostrophe.

    WilliamC, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link

    Most of the time these days when I want to listen to FZ music I go to the chamber ensembles and big bands (Ambrosius, Omnibus, Ensemble Modern, Le Concert Impromptu, Ed Palermo) that have done albums of his work.

    WilliamC, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 16:38 (nine years ago) link

    Easter Candy.

    1. Jelly Beans-the Christopher Walken of Easter Candy, just a bit part that always steals the show.
    2. Cadbury Creme Eggs-I mean come on. They just own Easter.
    3. Whoppers Robin Eggs-do you ever think, 'if whoppers just had more candy on them'? I know I do.
    4. Peeps-Look, we're all dying.
    5. Reese's Chocolate Eggs-Pretty much a straight rip off of Cadbury, but still more effort than Snickers, which just goes in a pastel wrapper and calls it a day.
    6. Skittles/Starburst filled Easter Eggs-still better than...
    7. Random foil covered milk chocolate easter bunny-which I eat anyway and then get all judge-y about.

    Tears of Unfathomable Sadness
    1. Brach's anything. too hard a shell and too crappy a marshmallow. They are just so sad, kind of like how I feel when I go to the movies alone.
    2. Cadbury Caramel Eggs-Living proof that there is too much of a good thing, but always kind of fun knowing that someone is going to have this all over their shirt.
    3. Easter corn-get your ass back to Halloween.
    4. Nerds anything. My non-chocolate palate is all stocked up with Skittles and Jelly Beans. Go away.

    campreverb, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

    Cadbury mini eggs above all else.

    Eric H., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

    too hard a shell and too crappy a marshmallow

    Are you talking about those things that are shaped like elongated eggs, have a hard (but not crunchy-hard), kinda thick, pastel-colored shell, and inside it's sorta like a circus peanut but it's white, airier and a little granular? Do those things have a name? From what I remember, I actually like them.

    Hideous Lump, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 01:49 (nine years ago) link

    no I'm talking about these sad critters: http://www.candywarehouse.com/products/brachs-wrapped-marshmallow-easter-eggs-15-piece-bag/

    campreverb, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link

    elephants
    bottlenose dolphins
    orcas
    european magpies
    gorillas
    humans
    bonobos
    chimpanzees
    rhesus macaques
    orangutans

    the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link

    (humans, bonobos, chimps, and macaques may as well be tied for 6th place afaic. but all the right angle brackets in the world cannot bridge the gap between these four primates and orangutans)

    the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link

    great ranking, wd personally promote magpies 1 place but that is pointless cavilling

    did u see Virunga btw, didn't think I could still have my heart melted by gorillas but I was wrong

    imago, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:53 (nine years ago) link

    no I'm talking about these sad critters: http://www.candywarehouse.com/products/brachs-wrapped-marshmallow-easter-eggs-15-piece-bag/

    That's them, but I would never call that stuff in the middle "marshmallow"--it's not squishy/sticky/springy/marshy-mallowy.

    Hideous Lump, Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link

    Oh, I like those things!

    from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 16 April 2015 02:54 (nine years ago) link

    Liar liar
    Fight club
    American beauty

    Dainger! High Doltage (wins), Thursday, 16 April 2015 05:41 (nine years ago) link

    five months pass...

    tbh they are all really magnificent in different ways

    Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:15 (eight years ago) link

    Candies in the office candy drawer:

    Almond Joy
    Peanut M&Ms
    Almond Hershey miniatures
    100 Grand
    Twix
    Milky Way
    Kit Kat
    Starburst

    on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link

    no no no it goes:

    Twix
    100 Grand
    Peanut m&ms
    Milky Way
    Almond Joy
    Starburst
    Almond Hershey miniatures YUCK

    Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

    wait put Kit Kat btwn m&ms and Milky Way

    Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

    forgot there are also mini reese's pb cups. Those are somewhere in the middle for me.

    on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

    kit kat first rmde

    Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link

    1. June
    2. October
    3. May
    4. March
    5. July
    6. December
    7. April
    8. February
    9. January
    10. August
    11. November
    12. September

    Ys Man a.k.a. Have One on G (geoffreyess), Thursday, 15 October 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link

    1. Miranda July talking about interviewing Rihanna for NYT
    2 (tie). j0rdan talking about Miranda July interviewing Rihanna for NYT
    2 (tie). Miranda July interviewing Rihanna for NYT

    โ€• Ina-Garten-Da-Vida (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:15 (3 days ago)

    http://www.racialicious.com/2015/10/14/askhermore-on-rihanna-and-interviewing-black-celebrities/

    Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 October 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link

    Ranking January and February above any month whatsoever is madness.

    Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 15 October 2015 20:47 (eight years ago) link

    unless, like me, you live in Arizona

    Spottie, Thursday, 15 October 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

    10 best metal bands I wasn't ready for until I heard other metal bands

    1. Venom before hearing Celtic Frost
    2. Celtic Frost before hearing Darkthrone
    3. Entombed before hearing Nihilist
    4. Possessed before hearing Venom
    5. Autopsy before hearing Entombed
    6. Sodom before hearing Aura Noir
    7. Aura Noir before hearing Darkthrone again
    8. At the Gates before hearing Entombed again (and Grotesque)
    9. Demilich before hearing Atheist
    10. Demigod before hearing At the Gates

    metal is all about levels

    Dominique, Thursday, 15 October 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

    My current Duke Ellington album era 10

    New Orleans Suite
    The Far East Suite
    Such Sweet Thunder
    & John Coltrane
    Money Jungle
    Blues In Orbit
    And His Mother Called Him Bill
    Latin American Suite
    Afro-Bossa
    Festival Session

    xelab, Thursday, 15 October 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

    Thatis an intensely bizarre ranking of months

    Modern French Music from Failure to Boulez (askance johnson), Thursday, 15 October 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

    one month passes...

    Commonly available fruits in my area:
    Red Anjou Pears
    Peaches
    Nectarines
    Strawberries
    Raspberries
    Plums
    Mango
    Pineapple
    Blueberries
    Honeycrisp Apples
    Other non-Red Delicious varities of apple
    Canteloupe
    Honeydew
    Watermelon
    Blackberries
    Grapefruit
    Red Delicious Apples

    on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 December 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

    Songs of 2015 that could be Flight Of The Conchords songs if the lyrics were a bit sillier

    3. https://youtu.be/EyEB2AEqHxc
    "'Cause I'm a man", with "man" pitched above the normal male vocal range. Bravo sir
    2. https://shessorad.bandcamp.com/track/wonder-woman
    Cool minimo-funk track, only lacking a Jemaine rap about being in love with various superheroes
    1. https://youtu.be/ABXcIsmyLJk
    Not technically released in 2015, but still the best

    flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Sunday, 6 December 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link

    five months pass...

    1. Hey Frederick
    2. Good Shepherd
    3. Volunteers
    4. Turn My Life Down
    5. The Farm
    6. Eskimo Blue Day
    7. We Can Be Together
    8Meadowlands
    9. A Song for All Seasons
    10. Wooden Ships

    pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Sunday, 15 May 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link

    four months pass...

    1. "We Ride"
    2. "We Found Love"
    3. "SOS"
    4. "Shut Up And Drive"
    5. "What's My Name"
    6. "Don't Stop The Music"
    7. "Umbrella"
    8-?. The rest

    laraaji p. henson (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 03:54 (seven years ago) link

    two months pass...

    cros
    stills
    nash

    really i just want to badmouth graham nash

    a but (brimstead), Sunday, 4 December 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

    The blue chair which affords the only proper view of the TV
    The 3 seats on the sofa, ranked south to north, or more realistically the whole sofa in a horizontal fashion
    The piano stool
    The two chairs at the table (which are inaccessible in the winter anyway, cos you have to move the vinyl over there away from the heater)
    The floor
    The shower cubicle
    The bed

    Jonathan Hellion Mumble, Sunday, 4 December 2016 21:51 (seven years ago) link

    1. Doughnut Plant (New York)
    2. Stan's Doughnuts (Westwood)
    3. Voodoo Doughnuts (Portland)
    .
    .
    .
    n-2 Krispy Kreme
    n-1 Dunkin Donuts
    n. whatever's on the shelf at your local supermarket

    SlimAndSlam, Monday, 5 December 2016 02:07 (seven years ago) link

    Entemmans (sp?) pop ems are so addictive. They rank with dunkin.

    Treeship, Monday, 5 December 2016 02:12 (seven years ago) link

    1 pyjama pants
    2 sweat pants
    3 soft stretchy skinny jean legging things
    4 leggings
    5 bootcut jeans
    6 dress pants

    Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 December 2016 05:21 (seven years ago) link

    1 diarrhea at a funeral
    2 westworld

    Karl Malone, Monday, 5 December 2016 05:24 (seven years ago) link

    1. Golf
    2. Noel Fielding.
    3. A prolapsed anus.

    Sunn O))) Brother Where Art Thou? (Chinaski), Monday, 5 December 2016 12:12 (seven years ago) link

    Top 40 Greatest Years For Music

    40. 2006
    39. 1987
    38. 2012
    37. 1989
    36. 1976
    35. 1974
    34. 2007
    33. 2008
    32. 1972
    31. 2003

    30. 2002
    29. 1985
    28. 1967
    27. 1986
    26. 1998
    25. 1992
    24. 2004
    23. 1991
    22. 1975
    21. 1971

    20. 1970
    19. 1993
    18. 1982
    17. 1977
    16. 2000
    15. 2013
    14. 2001
    13. 1973
    12. 2005
    11. 1995

    10. 1983
    9. 1999
    8. 1996
    7. 1994
    6. 1978
    5. 1984
    4. 1979
    3. 1997
    2. 1981
    1. 1980

    Working night & day, I tried to stay awake... (Turrican), Saturday, 10 December 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

    1. Bengal Spice
    2. Mandarin Orange Spice
    3. True Blueberry
    4. Peppermint
    5. Chamomile
    6. Red Zinger
    7. Lemon Zinger
    8. Cranberry Apple Zinger
    9. Almond Sunset
    10. Ginger
    11. Sleepytime
    12. Raspberry Zinger

    All other flavours are beaten out by plain hot water

    fgti, Sunday, 11 December 2016 01:10 (seven years ago) link

    roastaroma tho?

    sleepytime robbed :(

    Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link

    stevie otm roastaroma is very good

    marcos, Tuesday, 13 December 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

    oh i've never had it i just know of it and i know that ppl have opinions abt it, also i love the name a lot

    Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 December 2016 20:44 (seven years ago) link

    three months pass...

    1. Spa
    2. Gerolsteiner
    3. Eska
    4. Voss
    5. San Pellegrino
    6. Perrier
    7. Poland Spring
    8. Mountain Valley
    8. Badoit
    9. Vichy Catalan
    10. Apollonaris
    11. La Croix
    12. Crystal Geyser
    13. Sodastream'd tap water
    14. Club soda

    fgti, Saturday, 25 March 2017 18:29 (seven years ago) link

    i love gerol

    Fluffy Saint-Bernard (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 25 March 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link

    Your list of breads is disgusting

    fgti, Saturday, 25 March 2017 18:52 (seven years ago) link

    agree

    Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 25 March 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link

    two months pass...

    1. 90 Bisodol (Crimond)
    2. Achtung Bono
    3. CSI: Ambleside
    4. Cammell Laird Social Club
    5. Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral
    6. Voyage to the Bottom of the Road
    7. Trouble Over Bridgewater
    8. Urge for Offal
    9. This Leaden Pall
    10. Some Call it Godcore

    devvvine, Thursday, 25 May 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

    1. Miller's Crossing
    2. Inside Llewyn Davis
    3. The Big Lebowski
    4. Fargo
    5. Blood Simple
    6. A Serious Man
    7. Raising Arizona
    8. No Country For Old Men
    9. Burn After Reading
    10. O Brother Where Art Thou?
    11. The Hudsucker Proxy
    12. True Grit
    13. Barton Fink
    14. Hail Caesar
    15. The Man Who Wasn't There
    16. Intolerable Cruelty
    17. The Ladykillers

    (only saw HC once; repeat viewings could alter status)

    Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vรถn Bontee), Friday, 26 May 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link

    one month passes...

    ---top tier---
    1. Deceptacon
    2. Hot Topic
    3. The The Empty
    ---second tier---
    4. Let's Run
    5. Slideshow at Free University
    6. Phanta
    7. Les and Ray
    8. Eau d'Bedroom Dancing
    9. What's Yr Take On Cassavetes
    --bottom tier
    10. My My Metrocard
    11. Friendship Station
    12. Dude Yr So Crazy

    he not like the banana (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 03:29 (six years ago) link

    1. Kikiโ€™s Delivery Service
    2. My Neighbor Totoro
    3. The Wind Rises
    4. Porco Rosso
    5. Spirited Away
    6. Princess Mononoke
    7. Howlโ€™s Moving Castle
    8. Castle in the Sky
    9. Ponyo
    10. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

    devvvine, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 13:19 (six years ago) link

    five months pass...

    1. Yorkshire
    2. Twinings
    3. PG Tips
    4. Clipper
    5. Tetley
    6. Tea Pigs
    7. Typhoo
    8. Lipton

    flamboyant goon tie included, Friday, 15 December 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link

    1. Candy Cane
    2. Gingerbread
    3. Throat Coat
    4. Red Bush Rooibos
    5. Licorice Spice
    6. Marco Polo Rouge by Mariage Frรฉres

    rb (soda), Friday, 15 December 2017 02:17 (six years ago) link

    1. Thin Lizzy - The Boys Are Back in Town
    2. Everything else

    josh az (2011nostalgia), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 04:17 (six years ago) link

    damn, true

    flamenco drop (BradNelson), Tuesday, 19 December 2017 04:47 (six years ago) link

    r
    e
    s
    p
    e
    c
    t

    flappy bird, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 05:16 (six years ago) link

    3
    4
    6b
    2
    1
    5
    6a

    sleepingbag, Tuesday, 19 December 2017 06:04 (six years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    as soon as i saw "1. Yorkshire" I knew it was you

    the masseduction of lauryn hill (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 6 January 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

    seven months pass...

    Five-way tie:

    1. Valentino
    1. Cholula
    1. Tapatio
    1. Frankโ€™s
    1. Crystal

    6. Tabasco (still excellent tho!)

    Not ranked, bc disgusting: habanero-based hot sauces

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 13 August 2018 12:28 (five years ago) link

    Cholula stands alone!

    Jeff, Monday, 13 August 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link

    Frankโ€™s is so legit

    tobo73, Monday, 13 August 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

    My one issue with Cholula is that the bottle-to-heat ratio is low, I find myself exhausting a bottle in five days if I'm feeling spicy

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 13 August 2018 18:48 (five years ago) link

    I can see that. Iโ€™m not a real big spicy spice fan, but I love the taste of Cholula. I donโ€™t even care about the food most of the time, it just serves as a vessel to get more Cholula to my mouth.

    Jeff, Monday, 13 August 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

    Crystal is my true love

    Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 01:20 (five years ago) link

    Bands Called โ€œThe Heartbreakersโ€:

    1. The band from New York
    2. The band from Florida

    empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 02:06 (five years ago) link

    Velvet Underground albums:

    1. The fourth one
    2. The second one
    3. The first one
    4. The third one

    empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

    How much I regret trading in all my Grimes albums this past weekend from least regretted to, "lol, I only listened to this once":

    1. Art Angels
    2. Halfaxa
    3. Visions
    4. Geidi Primes (or however it's spelled)
    5. The split record with some noname

    outside, you're never alone. (Austin), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 03:19 (five years ago) link

    Jonathan Richman's Best Conan Appearances

    1. I Was Dancing In The Lesbian Bar (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjFU98mEem4)
    2. You're Crazy for Taking the Bus (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r5NkEkaXHQ)
    3. Let Her Go Into the Darkness (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ech2iOtlsaw)
    4. Just Because I'm Irish (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK6IBqDqGqQ)
    5. Everyday Clothes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFwJMdeWqlw)
    6. The Girl Stands Up to Me Now (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmbhOa8NdG8)
    7. Vampire Girl (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPHuZ_8xGGM)
    8. The Silent Treatment (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dwiqo3_xJM)

    triggercut, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 09:50 (five years ago) link

    Toriโ€™s 5 best records

    1. Boys for pele
    2. From the choir girl hotel
    3. Little earthquakes
    4. To Venus and back
    5. Under the pink

    Abomination Street (Ross), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 10:03 (five years ago) link

    1. good times
    2. New York
    3. Joey
    4. ice cream
    5. travel
    6. Dee Dee
    7. good times
    8. Norman Wisdom
    9. Johnny
    10. TV

    Tim, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 11:10 (five years ago) link

    1. Beer
    2. Pot
    3. Food
    4. Coffee - caffeine
    5. Sex

    Crowmengus (Ross), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 11:20 (five years ago) link

    I thought you were clean & sober, Ross?

    empire bro-lesque (morrisp), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

    morris - from hard drugs, still smoke pot and drink casually

    Ross, Thursday, 16 August 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

    1. Sodomy
    2. Rum
    3. The Lash

    Hideous Lump, Saturday, 18 August 2018 04:16 (five years ago) link

    Topps baseball card sets 1960-1980 by aesthetic design:

    1. 1975
    2. 1965
    3. 1964
    4. 1971
    5. 1972
    6. 1974
    7. 1960
    8. 1976
    9. 1970
    10. 1967
    11. 1961
    12. 1977
    13. 1966
    14. 1973
    15. 1963
    16. 1968
    17. 1969
    18. 1980
    19. 1962
    20. 1978
    21. 1979

    Josefa, Saturday, 18 August 2018 05:38 (five years ago) link

    ^I searched images of โ€˜75 and โ€˜79, for an idea of the range of aesthetic variance weโ€™re taking about, and... lol

    stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Saturday, 18 August 2018 05:45 (five years ago) link

    Well the '75 set came in bold mix-and-match Easter egg colors that jump right out at you. Those colors practically vibrate. Whereas the '79 set is just a total snooze, featureless, with the Topps logo pointlessly taking up space.

    Josefa, Saturday, 18 August 2018 06:03 (five years ago) link

    โ€˜63 ranks surprisingly high, considering that was the year Topps made the highly controversial (and never-repeated) move of featuring each playerโ€™s rear end instead of his face.

    stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Saturday, 18 August 2018 06:30 (five years ago) link

    Excellent Tori list, Ross

    Austin that "no name" has made some of my favourite records of the past decade!

    flamboyant goon tie included, Saturday, 18 August 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

    three weeks pass...

    1. Hey Fredrick
    2. Good Shepherd
    3. Turn My Life Down
    4. Volunteers
    5. Eskimo Blue Day
    6. The Farm
    7. We Can Be Together
    8. Meadowlands
    9. A Song for All Seasons
    10. Wooden Ships

    WmC, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

    Wooden Ships is fierce sh*t tho!

    stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 20:21 (five years ago) link

    ugh, it's crap

    WmC, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

    Best Throwing Muses records:

    (not including Purgatory/Paradise, because I've never heard it)

    1. Throwing Muses (1986)
    2. Limbo (1996)
    3. The Fat Skier (1987)
    4. Chains Changed (1988)
    5. House Tornado (1988)
    6. University (1995)
    7. The Real Ramona (1991)
    8. Hunkpapa (1989)
    9. Throwing Muses (2003)
    10. Live in Providence (1992)
    11. Red Heaven [Live] (1992)
    12. The Curse [Live] (1992)

    Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

    Red Heaven is easily #2

    aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

    Limbo is soooo killer

    rip van wanko, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

    Also, mistake RE: "[Live]" after Red Heaven. That was obviously supposed to be after Live in Providence.

    Katherine, I've never really bonded with Red Heaven. The live stuff from that era (Providence and the Curse) is really good, though. 'Pearl' is definitely worth it on its own.

    Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

    Limbo and University are such layered records. The songs have so many aspects to them. Really just masterfully crafted and executed.

    Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

    can someone rank all the Pitchfork lists

    ฮŸแฝ–ฯ„ฮนฯ‚, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

    "Furious" is one of my favorite album openers, just tremendous in every way

    aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

    Katherine, have you ever heard the song 'Catch a Falling Star'? I'm not sure they ever recorded it properly, but have always assumed it was an outtake from the Red Heaven sessions, as they play it on the Live in Providence album. It's kind of classic Kristin in a way; but that rendition does also feel a lot like a demo. It's a "lost song" of sorts, but really great all the same.

    Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

    Best Comsat Angels records:

    1. Sleep No More (1981)
    2. Fiction (1982)
    3. Waiting for a Miracle (1980)
    4. Chasing Shadows (1986)
    5. Time Considered as a Helix of Semi-Precious Stones (early 1980s)
    6. The Glamour (1995)
    7. My Mind's Eye (1992)
    8. To Before (early 1980s)
    9. Fire on the Moon [released under the name Dream Command] (1990)
    9. Land (1983)
    10. 7 Day Weekend (1985)

    Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

    1. Beastie Boys

    nicky lo-fi, Saturday, 15 September 2018 01:35 (five years ago) link

    agree

    Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 September 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnJYLxNW4AYzOEs.jpg:large

    mark s, Saturday, 15 September 2018 15:55 (five years ago) link

    My favorite American bands:

    1. Velvet Underground
    2. Wussy
    3. Husker Du
    4. Jefferson Airplane
    5. Byrds
    6. Replacements
    7. Creedence Clearwater Revival
    8. Yo La Tengo
    9. Shoes
    10. Ramones

    Not based on albums, but what kind of 80-minute mix-CD I could assemble for each band. I've done it for four or five them; I'm going to make it a project to make one for all of them.

    It's a relatively conventional list. The only names that would raise any eyebrows would be the Jefferson Airplane and the Shoes, and I guess the high ranking for Wussy.

    clemenza, Saturday, 15 September 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link

    Why would JA raise eyebrows? They are one of the greatest American bands for sure!

    stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Saturday, 15 September 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link

    It's just generally been my experience that people don't like them as much as I do (or that they don't know anything beyond the two hits).

    clemenza, Saturday, 15 September 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

    Degree of difficulty:

    3. Trying to figure out quantum physics
    2. Trying to figure out the meaning of life
    1. Trying to figure out how to hit two good golf shots in a row

    clemenza, Sunday, 16 September 2018 02:57 (five years ago) link

    Bagel varieties

    1. Garlic
    2. Onion
    3. Egg
    4. Plain
    5. Sesame
    6. Poppy
    7. Cinnamon Raisin
    8. Chocolate Chip
    9. Blueberry
    .
    .
    .
    15. โ€œEverythingโ€

    stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Sunday, 16 September 2018 05:37 (five years ago) link

    there was a period where jefferson airplane constantly talking about the "revolution" was a little bit embarrassing. we're past that period.

    milkshake duck george bernard shaw (rushomancy), Sunday, 16 September 2018 12:39 (five years ago) link

    Are we in the โ€œescape Earth in a starshipโ€ period?

    stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Sunday, 16 September 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

    (For the record, I think they mention โ€œrevolutionโ€ in literally one song only...!)

    stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Sunday, 16 September 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

    1. 14th
    2. 13th
    3. 4th
    4. 6th
    5. 1st
    6. 5th
    7. (tie) 15th
    7. (tie) 19th
    9. 24th
    10. 22nd
    11. 3rd
    12. 9th
    13. 8th
    14. 21st
    15. 26th
    16. 20th
    17. 17th
    18. 23rd
    19. 10th
    20. 16th
    21. 2nd
    22. 27th
    23. 7th
    24. 25th
    25. 11th
    26. 12th
    27. 18th

    SlimAndSlam, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

    (For the record, I think they mention โ€œrevolutionโ€ in literally one song only...!)

    โ€• stan in the place where you work (morrisp)

    you don't have to _talk_ about the revolution to talk about the revolution, maaaan

    milkshake duck george bernard shaw (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 00:52 (five years ago) link

    Up against the wall, Fred!

    stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 01:02 (five years ago) link

    one month passes...

    lmao what the fuck is up w that wack ass bagel ranking

    vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 October 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

    #1 bagel is a cinnamon raisin everything bagel

    vision joanna newsom (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 October 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

    Why can't anyone just make me a cinnamon only bagel without it being that greasy wannabe-donut "french toast" bagel?

    Evan, Friday, 19 October 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

    Selected IPAs

    1. Sierra Nevada Torpedo
    2. Deschutes Fresh Squeezed
    3. Deschutes Pine Drops
    4. Dogfish Head 90 Minute
    5. Green Flash West Coast
    6. New Belgium Voodoo Ranger

    a neon light ablaze in this green smoky haze (morrisp), Friday, 19 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

    one month passes...

    Halloween > the post-Halloween omnidenominational holiday season >>>>>>>>> the rest of the calendar year (what I like to call 'the Beige Months')

    My mother set great store by that microwave oven! (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 November 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

    Julia Holter albums:

    1. Aviary (2018)
    2. Have You In My Wilderness (2015)
    3. In the Same Room (2017)
    4. Loud City Song (2013)
    5. Ekstasis (2012)
    6. Tragedy (2011)

    Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Monday, 19 November 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

    xxp
    Iโ€™m gonna add Lagunitas at #7, as a reliable standby that I wouldnโ€™t turn down if itโ€™s the only option.

    my guitar friend wants his money (morrisp), Thursday, 22 November 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

    rock your baby
    be my baby
    always be my baby
    do me, baby
    give it to me baby
    don't worry baby
    you're just a baby
    ooo baby baby
    come back baby
    not my baby
    bye bye baby
    baby
    you' just haven't earned it yet, baby
    brenda's got a baby
    don't leave the light on baby

    Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 November 2018 05:28 (five years ago) link

    one month passes...

    The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
    More
    Atom Heart Mother
    Meddle
    Saucerful of Secrets
    Ummagumma

    timellison, Sunday, 30 December 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

    Led Zeppelin Opening Tracks:

    Immigrant Song: If Zep didn't want to be a singles band they shouldn't have put out a single this good. Two and a half minutes of howling Viking fury. Completely misleading as well, as the rest of the record is Bert Jansch-inspired folk with a long blues work-out in the middle.

    Black Dog: Hard as it is to hear this utterly overplayed song as anything but a tired cliche, this call-and-response howler is a particular high point of an absolute murderer's row of an album, and is probably still introducing vulnerable youth to the degenerate world of "classic rock". After all, what's more "classic rock" than seducing twelve-year-olds?

    Achilles Last Stand: Epic prog! Their heroin-soaked Gotterdammerung still goes by quicker than the half-the-length epic opener to their fifth album.

    Whole Lotta Love: The all-time cock-rock song in a genre (trouser) stuffed to the gills with them. I like the psychedelic horseshit mid-section, myself.

    In The Evening: Not terribly surprising that the opening cut on their stab at Vegas opens with a throwback to Page's ancient "violin bow" gimmick. A husky-voiced Plant channels the ghost of Fat Elvis, equal parts swagger and lethargy.

    The Song Remains The Same: Rides in an an all-time sloppy Page riff, but after the rollercoaster ride of the first instrumental section they can't figure out how to bring in Plant - so they play the prog card and throw in a vocal section that clashes garishly with the opening riff. What's the point in holding back your secret weapon for a minute and a half if this is the best you can do with it?

    Custard Pie: The central metaphor matches "Whole Lotta Love" in crudeness, but not in raw power. Page's riff is a B+, A- at best, John Bonham is typecast as "John Bonham", and 1975 happened to be the peak of the unfortunate "white boy Clavinet" fad. Still a great song, but one that becomes utterly forgettable by the time the phasing kicks in on "The Rover".

    Good Times Bad Times: Yeah, the opening riff is great, but once the shock wears off what's left is one of the weaker songs on the record.

    We're Gonna Groove: _Coda_ tracks are always going to come out on the bottom, but credit where credit is due, this is a great high-energy concert opener and suffers only by comparison with their other openers.

    errang (rushomancy), Monday, 31 December 2018 00:12 (five years ago) link

    two months pass...

    Chips, mostly.
    1. Zapp's Spicy Cajun Crawtators
    2. Tim's Cascade Snacks
    3. Golden Flake Thin and Crispy
    4. Ruffles
    5. Nacho Cheese Doritos
    6. Frito's Scoops
    7. Kettle Jalapeno Chips
    8. Plain Lay's

    campreverb, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 02:42 (five years ago) link

    b.g.
    wayne tied with juvenile
    turk

    brimstead, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 06:08 (five years ago) link

    1. uptown top ranking

    j., Wednesday, 13 March 2019 06:30 (five years ago) link

    one month passes...

    Disney Animation* films, by era (*Pixar not factored in):

    1. 1950s
    2. 2010s
    4. 1930s/40s
    3. 1990s
    5. 1960s
    6. 1970s
    7. 1980s

    get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 13 April 2019 05:02 (five years ago) link

    Whoops, I forgot the 2000s... tie with โ€™90s, I guess?

    get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, 13 April 2019 05:22 (five years ago) link

    two months pass...

    learning how to post
    carter tutti void
    god
    family
    my fine colleagues at coldwell banker - great lakes region
    donating your organs
    persona 5
    contagious glossolalia
    country
    never having to say you're sorry

    i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 03:15 (four years ago) link

    one month passes...

    1. It was hot, we stayed in the water
    2. a crow looked at me
    3. The glow pt 2
    4. clear moon
    5. no flashlight
    6. sauna
    7. mount eerie
    8. ocean roar
    9. now only
    10. winds poem

    devvvine, Thursday, 18 July 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

    seven months pass...

    1. Nazis
    2. Cars
    3. Getting wet unexpectedly
    4. Loud people nearby

    Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 05:39 (four years ago) link

    four months pass...

    1. Black Peter
    2. Cumberland Blues
    3. High Time
    4. New Speedway Boogie
    5. Dire Wolf
    6. Uncle Johnโ€™s Band
    7. Easy Wind
    8. Casey Jones

    Scampi Runamuck (WmC), Monday, 3 August 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

    1. Dire Wolf
    2. High Time
    3. Uncle John's Band
    4. Black Peter
    5. Casey Jones
    6. New Speedway Boogie
    7. Cumberland Blues
    8. Easy Wind

    o. nate, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 01:24 (three years ago) link

    one month passes...

    1. A Promise
    2. Knife Play
    3. Angel Guts: Red Classroom
    4. The Air Force
    5. Chapel Of The Chimes
    6. Split with Jim Yoshii
    7. Twin Peaks
    8. FORGET
    9. Girl With A Basket Of Fruit
    10. Women As Lovers
    11. Nina
    12. Fag Patrol
    13. Dear God, I Hate Myself
    14. Always
    15. Fabulous Muscles
    16. La Forรชt
    17. Ciautistico!

    Not ranked: the Merzbow collaboration, the other Larsen collabs, the random one-off collabs, "Unclouded Sky" which I wasn't even aware of until this very moment

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 21 September 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

    Really good ranking! Though I'm sad you've seemingly no love for Fabulous Muscles, a top 5 lock for me any day of the week. Never heard Ciautistico.

    Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

    It's the only Larsen collaboration I listened to and it did nothing for me, and haven't heard the subsequent ones.

    Fabulous Muscles hit me at the wrong time. The title track was inferior to the version that appeared on the split EP, and "I Luv The Valley" was a XITSJ song. The rest of the album sounded so in-the-box, like, entirely made on an SP-303 (I don't actually know if this was the case). "Bunny Gamer" and "Crank Heart" are not important songs to me, I was missing the gamelan and the sound of a room. La Forรชt was the same but even worse. The Air Force came back in a big way-- pop hooks were back, and Saunier-recorded drums were highly welcome. It wasn't until Angel Guts that Xiu Xiu got back into "full-tilt tunelessness" but it was coupled with miraculous production choices-- it and Basket Of Fruit are watershed "hi-fi noise" albums, in my view

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 21 September 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

    Angel Guts remains my favourite production credit in Congleton's discography tbh! It's an amazing sounding record even if the criticisms levelled at certain lyrics on it are for reasonably reasonable reasons

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 21 September 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

    1. George Harrison
    2. Ringo Starr
    3. George Martin
    4. Paul McCartney
    5. Brian Epstein
    6. John Lennon

    โœ–โœ–โœ– (Moka), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

    I can follow. I agree the tt is inferior to the EP version. I only knew the XITSJ 'Valley' after I had heard this one. I do hold 'Bunny Gamer' and 'Crank Heart' dear, and i love 'Clowne Towne'. But I agree I that "full-tilt tunelessness" is where they shine. 'Basket of Fruit' makes me really look forward to the new album proper, which has been finished, he's said recently!

    Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 21 September 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

    1. The Vixen
    2. The Beast
    3. The Governess
    4. The Dark Destroyer
    5. The Sinnerman

    (from the hardest to beat to the easiest)

    nate woolls, Monday, 21 September 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

    1. The North
    2. The South
    3. The East
    4. The West

    Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5zav2yrC7M

    willem, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

    1. Whiskey
    2. Beer
    3. Gin
    4. Tequila
    5. Red wine
    6. Vodka
    7. Mezcal
    8. Cognac
    9. Rum
    10. Brandy
    11. White Wine

    โœ–โœ–โœ– (Moka), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

    1. Beer
    2. Red wine
    3. Cognac
    4. White wine
    5. ศšuicฤƒ
    6. Rosรฉ
    7. Vodka
    8. Whiskey
    9. Gin
    10. Rum
    11. Tequila
    12. Brandy
    โ€ฆ
    99. Raki/ouzo/pastis, etc. (anything anise-flavoured can vanish from the face of the earth for all I care)

    sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

    Agreed on anything anise flavored at the bottom. Itโ€™s one of the most nefarious tastes ever

    โœ–โœ–โœ– (Moka), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

    love me some rakฤฑ. ลŸerefe!

    No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

    1. English ale/English bitter
    2. Guinness
    3. Beaujolais/Morgon/other French light reds
    4. Crรฉmants
    5. Gin-forward cocktails
    6. Rum
    7. Cognac/Poire/Grappa (tie)
    10. Mezcal
    11. Scotch/Irish whisky

    All other drinks are unwelcome

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

    1. wine
    2. islay whisky
    3. porter/stout
    4. pisco sour
    5. amari
    6. g'n't
    7. margarita
    8. caipirinha
    9. mezcal
    10. heavy/bitter

    despacito ergo sum (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

    I've decided to quit booze for the foreseeable future and haven't had a drink in 2 weeks so that list was painful for me to write lol

    despacito ergo sum (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

    And here's the top seven worst alcohols:

    1. 99% of white wine (esp. oaky ones, Chardonnay, i.e.)
    2. Liqueurs, other than the orange-y classics (Aperol, Campari, both acceptable)
    3. Bourbon (syrupy whiskey? keep it)
    4. Heavy reds-- they taste nice but bring heartburn and a maudlin mood
    5. Anises
    6. IPAs
    7. Vodka-forward cocktails (although: a night of shots of potato vodka, such as Luksosowa, and the psychedelic hangover, is a once-every-couple-years luxury)

    Here are my favourite three cocktails:

    1. Corpse Reviver #2
    2. Pimm's Cup
    3. White Negroni

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

    Alsatian white is generally excellent.

    And North American takes on English ale are almost systematically better than the real thing (or rather, whatโ€™s left of it seeing as an ABV above 3.8% is viewed as hard liquor there).

    IPA is good not bad despite its connotations on this side of the pond.

    sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

    I'm off alcohol for a month too, but my list would have sweet port/sherry and grand mariner and baileys and other grandma drinks near at the top because I have the tastes of someone's great-grandmother.

    ๅฅฝ now ็ƒง็ƒค (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link

    dark krusovice and becharovka and a decent home-made slivovice would be up there too

    ๅฅฝ now ็ƒง็ƒค (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

    as of 2020:

    profiles
    reviews
    articles/blogs/takes
    lists

    mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

    Oh, stick tweets under lists

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

    they haven't made a ranking low enough for how i feel about tweets

    mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

    the worst thing I have done during lockdown is start reading buzzfeed listicles

    ๅฅฝ now ็ƒง็ƒค (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

    Always way too low on yr list fgti! wildly underrated imho

    also I almost never drink now but when I do, it's (usually) michelada time baby

    Simon H., Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

    fgti you might enjoy Calvados if youโ€™ve never tried it

    rob, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

    And North American takes on English ale are almost systematically better than the real thing (or rather, whatโ€™s left of it seeing as an ABV above 3.8% is viewed as hard liquor there).

    have to disagree with this. some nice stodgy CAMRA-friendly ale served one slightly cool from a cask is usually better than BRIT BASTARD BITTER or whatever

    despacito ergo sum (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

    fgti you might enjoy Calvados if youโ€™ve never tried it

    Seconded. I should've included it in my list, just ahead of gin.

    sock solipsist (pomenitul), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

    Oh yeah I kind of thought of Calvados in the same brainbreath as "cognac/poire/grappa". I was trying to remember what it was called as I was typing but just thought "all the fruity high-% liquors go here"

    Grappa is my wife, though, I intend to stay dry and healthy til I'm 80 and then just drink grappa all day til I'm stinky and dead

    Disagree with "North American takes on English ale" being better-- nothing nicer than a cask ale served at the correct temperature in a smelly damp pub. Though my controp abt this is that the Guinness they make in North America is slightly better than actual Guinness

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

    1. Bourbon
    1. Scotch
    1. Beer

    Scam Likely (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

    back in my drinking days, the only reason i'd drink an ipa is to get hammered faster. oftentimes, i'd chug whilst holding my nose. never understood how anybody could drink that schitt and talk about the flavors and aroma and blech, no, stop. it tastes like how the trash bag that's been sitting in the sun for several hours smells.

    there was an australian beer that the liquor shop up the street from me wold occasionally stock and it was excellent, esp on hot days. think it was coopers? was really expensive. preferred that or any dark beers. even the cheapest dark lager or whatever was usually pretty good to me. or, when it was on sale, hendrick's gin. but that was always rare; a treat when it did happen though, to be sure.

    haven't had a drink in five years now? i can't remember. it's been that long.

    Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

    pinkie
    index
    thumb
    middle
    ring

    brimstead, Tuesday, 22 September 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

    is that in order of those you'd most like to preserve in knife play?

    index
    thumb
    middle
    index
    pinkie

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 00:44 (three years ago) link

    I think pinkies just grow back anyway

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 00:44 (three years ago) link

    itโ€™s based on a variety of factors, a rubric, if you will.

    no dirty stuff.

    brimstead, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 00:52 (three years ago) link

    listen I get it you don't want them coming for the stinkie

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link

    cursed images thread is thataway, man

    mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link

    1. Law of Ruins
    2. Severe Exposure
    3. The Pigeon is the Most Popular Bird
    4. Paranormalized
    5. Half Control (never heard it)
    6. A Good Year for Hardness (never heard it)

    the burrito that defined a generation, Wednesday, 23 September 2020 01:26 (three years ago) link

    slip it in
    my war
    nervous breakdown
    damaged
    the process of weeding out
    loose nut
    in my head
    jealous again
    family man
    i can see you
    six pack
    tv party

    mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 25 September 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

    Meditation 2
    Meditation 1
    Meditation 4
    Meditation 6
    Meditation 5
    Meditation 3

    All cars are bad (Euler), Friday, 25 September 2020 09:06 (three years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    horror movies I've watched so far this fall:

    Pulse
    Santa Sangre
    Inferno
    Poltergeist
    Evil Dead 2
    Eyes of Laura Mars
    Prom Night
    Carnival of Souls
    Ghostwatch
    Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
    Jennifer's Body
    Friday the 13th Part 2
    Friday the 13th
    Friday the 13th Part III

    Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 13 October 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link

    two weeks pass...

    cerberus
    eurydice
    skelly
    asterius
    poseiden
    hades
    zagreus
    dionysus
    charon
    achilles
    persephone
    tisiphone
    artemis
    orpheus
    chaos
    dusa
    house contractor
    patroclus
    athena
    hermes
    megaera
    sispyhus
    aphrodite
    zeus
    nyx
    theseus
    ares
    demeter
    hypnos
    alecto
    thanatos

    just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 November 2020 21:50 (three years ago) link

    thanatos is the incel of hades

    just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 November 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

    Top ten "made at home from scratch" follies

    1. French fries
    2. Pizza
    3. Bhaji/pakora
    4. Pho
    5. Battered fish
    6. Pie
    7. Chicken wings
    8. Sushi
    9. Suckling pig
    10. Stuffed dumpIing varietals (pierogi, wonton, ravioli, etc.)

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

    Obv that doesn't include pre-prepared (i.e. frozen) versions of the aforementioned

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

    haha, what was the french fry folly?

    i had a frozen pizza folly recently, for sure. let me dig up that photo...

    just another three-pinocchio post by (โœ“) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

    that is the funniest fucking thing i've seen in months

    Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

    That is the most horrifying picture I've ever seen, congrats

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

    OH MY GOD KARL MALONE NO

    Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

    ftr I've never made French fries at home.. my brother did once and it was so annoying, both the prep of the potatoes, the smell/effort of the deep frying, and (most of all) the knowledge that our French fry desires could've been resolved with a five-minute drive to any nearby fast food restaurant and a few bucks

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

    On a related note:

    Something that will never be as good homemade as it is, from a bottle: ketchup

    Making it is super stinky, too, in my experience

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

    Pho broth from scratch, or any beef broth, doesn't seem to be worth the effort. It took me a long time to get Asian soups in general right. Having the right serving bowls is important. Unlike Euro-soups, it's more about assembling things prepared separately than developing flavors together.

    Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

    i tagged @homeruninn on that pizza post a few months ago, and they didn't even bother to reply. jerks. i still love their pizza, upside-down or otherwise.

    just another three-pinocchio post by (โœ“) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

    LOL karl no!!!

    terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link

    if you've ever had a plain cheese home run inn pizza, straight out of the freezer plastic wrap, you know it pretty much looks the same on the top and bottom. i'm surprised it doesn't happen to people every month or so! then again, i feel the same about car crashes...

    just another three-pinocchio post by (โœ“) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

    Pho broth from scratch, or any beef broth, doesn't seem to be worth the effort.

    โ€• Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy),

    I make a couple of gallons of beef stock 2x/year, def worth the effort.

    scampo-phenique (WmC), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

    km take it to the 420 thread

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

    may the first stone be thrown by whoever has not put a pizza upside-down in the oven, i say

    just another three-pinocchio post by (โœ“) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

    i think i will take it to that thread though :)

    just another three-pinocchio post by (โœ“) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

    How did the pizza taste tho

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

    Chicken stock is a staple imo, I roast a chicken once a week and make stock out of the carcass. Bone broth is easy and good, too. Beef stock is generally less successful but usually OK-- in particular, making the effort to make a good homemade consommรฉ is extremely worth it. I have succeeded in making good pork-based stock at home for ramen and beef-based stock at home for pho, but subsequently failed at both, and gave up; given that they're both widely available and delicious and inexpensive at restaurants, and consistently more reliable and better, I consider them both kitchen follies

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

    I am mostly curious how you caught it in time to lay some foil down but not to flip it back over.

    And also if it got eaten.

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

    > I make a couple of gallons of beef stock 2x/year, def worth the effort.

    That's kinda what my conclusion was - it was so much effort, I should have made gallons of the stuff instead of two ziplock bags. To that extent, it's like deep frying - it doesn't scale down well.

    Julius Caesar Memento Hoodie (bendy), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

    xposts

    i didn't eat it, but i did pinch off a bit of cheese and it was the classic home run inn quality we've all come to expect.

    the foil was laid down before the pizza entered the oven. over the years, a part of my brain has grown to keep an eye on the rest of it, preparing for the worst but hoping for the best. in this case, the worst happened, but it would have been even worse without the aluminum foil. (you could say the pizza's plop was...foiled? sorry)

    just another three-pinocchio post by (โœ“) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

    i did, though, definitely take a minute to run and get my phone and take a couple pics before addressing the situation

    just another three-pinocchio post by (โœ“) (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

    thank goodness

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

    https://ketuba-art.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/ccelebritiesl-intro-1604096535.jpg

    1. Barron
    2. Tiffany
    3. Gloria
    4. Eric
    5. Melania
    6. Pepper
    7. Ivanka
    9. Donald Jr.
    10. Jared
    11. Little Alonzo
    12. Donald

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

    8. Steve (not pictured)

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

    12 (tie). Barron
    12 (tie). Tiffany
    12 (tie). Gloria
    12 (tie). Eric
    12 (tie). Melania
    12 (tie). Pepper
    12 (tie). Ivanka
    12 (tie). Donald Jr.
    12 (tie). Jared
    12 (tie). Little Alonzo
    12 (tie). Donald

    Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

    I see, another Steve Trump apologist

    error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

    can you blame me

    Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link

    eleven months pass...

    June
    May
    July
    September
    April
    December
    August
    October
    March
    November
    January
    February

    chap, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:27 (two years ago) link

    september and october are too low

    grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 13:07 (two years ago) link

    that list is drunk

    terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

    In interior Alaska:

    March
    July
    September
    June
    April
    February
    August
    October
    May
    January
    December
    November

    Lily Dale, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 03:30 (two years ago) link

    Sacramento

    December
    November
    october
    jan
    feb
    apr
    march
    may
    september
    june
    august
    july

    terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 04:02 (two years ago) link

    I should note that my interior AK rankings are from ten years or so ago, when climate change was just starting to take hold. March is supposed to be perfect winter weather, April is sunny winter weather gradually giving way to the beginnings of thaw, February is cold but with some really nice days. But now it's all mixed up and you never know what you're going to get in the spring.

    Lily Dale, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 04:13 (two years ago) link

    chicago

    October
    September
    May
    November
    June
    April
    March (2nd half)
    December
    August
    July
    January
    February
    March (1st half)

    a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 04:18 (two years ago) link

    Major French Wine Regions

    Burgundy - Most thrilling and transcendent wine moments to be had here
    Bordeaux - So much good stuff, even a lot of the cheaper wine is great, more variety than one might think. Sauterne is amazing.
    Champagne - For me, some of the highest highs.
    Southern Rhone - Chateauneuf du Pape, nuff said.
    Northern Rhone - Don't drink as much as I'd like. Good Cornas ain't cheap. Condrieu can be amazing
    Alsace - So much amazing high-acid wine and plenty good Pinot Noir and bubbles as well
    Loire Valley - tempted to rank higher. Tons of variety, riveting whites and I love Cab Franc.
    Beaujolais - many Burgundy producers buying land here. Gamay can be wonderful
    Provence - some of the best rose in the world. The reds are often powerful.
    Languedoc - good sparkling, good reds
    Southwest - I like French Malbec, don't drink it often. Cool, often funky and interesting whites.
    Corsica - need to try more from here, mostly drank roses and liked them.

    pj, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 04:21 (two years ago) link

    I don't know anything about wine, but when I was in France I drank a lot of Brouilly, which I guess is Beaujolais? I really liked it.

    Lily Dale, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 04:26 (two years ago) link

    Ooh I love a good Brouilly! You'd probably like Fleurie, too.

    pj, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link

    I was already doing this in my head for North Carolina since our seasons are changing right on the equinox/solstice the last few years. Autumn and Spring temperatures are perfect, but only the former is marred by the threat of hurricanes (so far). Escaping the psychically crushing late winter of March up north was reason enough to relocate, though the last weeks of summer hold a similar weight in the south.

    April
    May
    October
    June
    November
    December
    July
    March
    January
    February
    September
    August

    Citole Country (bendy), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link

    Mine is for London, should've mentioned.

    chap, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

    Now I'm curious to know what happens in May in interior Alaska

    I'm all about the region of Bordeaux (especially Saint-ร‰milion), Cรดtes-du-Rhรดne (the classic blends found in Chateauneuf but also the Grenache-Syrah blends, excellent stuff at excellent price). I'm actually unfamiliar with the Bourgogne which is nearest where I live, I've tasted very good things from the Cรดte-d'Or but they also seem very expensive. I refuse to put more than 15-20 euros for a bottle.

    Returning from Provence this summer, my new idea as a "foody" is to get into olive oil - seems as worthy than getting into wine.

    Nabozo, Thursday, 7 October 2021 12:23 (two years ago) link

    Montreal

    July
    January
    December
    August
    February
    June
    May
    September
    October
    April
    November
    March

    kermit the grouch (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 7 October 2021 12:30 (two years ago) link

    As for climate in Switzerland, I think I like the inter-season best so

    September (autumn skies)
    May
    April
    June
    August
    October
    July
    January
    December
    February
    March
    November (best spent indoor rolled in a ball crying)

    Then again we just had our wettest summer and our coldest May. I don't dislike winter, but the months can be greyish. March is not really bad, but you just can't wait for Spring to arrive soon enough.

    Nabozo, Thursday, 7 October 2021 12:46 (two years ago) link

    May is when things thaw. So it's just a lot of mud and rivers of snowmelt running down your driveway, and all the snow slides off the roof in a huge lump all at once and then lies around the yard getting dirtier and dirtier. Which wouldn't be that bad except it takes forever and you never know when it's going to start and when it's going to end. Some years all that starts in April and it's actually decent by mid-May, but some years it snows in May and doesn't really start to melt properly until around Memorial Day. And of course by that time the skiing is done, the river isn't safe to go on, and you're sick of winter and just want it to be over.

    Lily Dale, Thursday, 7 October 2021 13:06 (two years ago) link

    Mississippi:

    November
    December
    January
    February
    March
    October
    April
    May
    Hellseptember
    Helljune
    Helljuly
    Hellaugust

    Crazy weirdos who like the heat may disagree.

    Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Thursday, 7 October 2021 13:13 (two years ago) link

    I just hated winter in Guangzhou, firstly there's no heating anywhere, so the few weeks of actual cold weather you get are unbearable, then there's the weird cold-but-humid days where the condensation runs down all the walls and across the floor, feels like you are living in some kind of miasma, it's impossible to dry clothes, you hang them up and they get wetter, then start growing mold.

    edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 October 2021 13:41 (two years ago) link

    Games
    Movies
    Music
    Books
    Sports
    Weather
    Food
    Seasons

    typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Thursday, 7 October 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link

    25 Harmless Goodtime Fun Party Jams That Didnโ€™t Make It On To Rolling Stoneโ€™s Top 500 Songs Of All-Time List But Are Certainly Better Songs Than Fucking โ€œPaper Planesโ€ Or โ€œRedemption Songโ€:

    The Village People - โ€œYMCAโ€
    The Romantics - โ€œWhat I Like About Youโ€
    The Five Du-Tones - โ€œShake a Tail Featherโ€
    Bunker Hill - โ€œHide and Seekโ€
    Dua Lipa - โ€œDonโ€™t Start Nowโ€
    Karmin - โ€œBrokenheartedโ€
    Katrina and the Waves - โ€œWalking on Sunshineโ€
    ATC - โ€œAround the Worldโ€
    Brooks and Dunn - โ€œBoot Scootinโ€™ Boogieโ€ (country!!)
    Walk the Moon - โ€œShut Up and Dance with Meโ€
    Taylor Swift - โ€œShake It Offโ€
    Maroon 5 - โ€œSugarโ€
    Justin Timberlake - โ€œSexybackโ€
    Timbaland - โ€œThe Way I Areโ€
    Quad City DJs - โ€œCome On Ride the Trainโ€
    Rihanna - โ€œDonโ€™t Stop the Musicโ€
    Pitbull - โ€œI Know You Want Meโ€
    The B-52s - โ€œLove Shackโ€
    LMFAO - โ€œParty Rock Anthemโ€
    Nelly - โ€œHot in Herreโ€
    Cyndi Lauper - โ€œGirls Just Want to Have Funโ€
    Dexyโ€™s Midnight Runners - โ€œCome On Eileenโ€
    Bangles - โ€œWalk Like an Egyptianโ€
    DNCE - โ€œCake by the Oceanโ€
    K.C. and the Sunshine Band - โ€œThatโ€™s the Way I Like Itโ€

    Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link

    leading off with YMCA is an incredible controp and i love it and completely disagree it

    typo hell #12: a hundreds of millions of people (Karl Malone), Thursday, 7 October 2021 18:47 (two years ago) link

    four months pass...

    Electric Kitchen Appliances that I own, ranked by usefulness

    1. Kettle
    2. Immersion blender (with processor attachment)
    3. Pasta maker
    4. Rice cooker
    5. Blender
    6. Coffee bean grinder
    7. Food processor
    8. Waffle iron

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:01 (two years ago) link

    No toaster oven or microwave?

    o. nate, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:08 (two years ago) link

    i just got a new kettle and was gifted an intensely powerful NINJA blender that sounds like a generator and actually slides across the countertop as it powerfully blends my...smoothie? i recently lost a lot of my kitchen gear so my list is meager:

    1. coffee grinder (burr)
    2. microwave
    3. NINJA
    4. kettle
    5. basic ass toaster

    the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:09 (two years ago) link

    Used daily: coffee grinder, kettle, toaster oven, microwave
    Weekly: waffle iron, food processor
    Monthly or less often: knife sharpener, hand mixer, blender, immersion blender

    o. nate, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:13 (two years ago) link

    drip coffee maker
    espresso machine
    coffee grinder
    kettle
    toaster
    instant pot

    terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link

    oh and microwave somewhere in the middle

    terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:27 (two years ago) link

    I suspect some are interchangeable, depending on personal experience, but consider this a working 'Farmyard bastard' scale - in order of most intimidating/dangerous to least. Admittedly, I've not worked on a farm but, as an effete countryside flaneur, I have walked through more than a few.
    1. Geese (fuckers, to a man)
    2. Cows (I don't think it's malice, but bovine clumsiness + curiosity can = a ton of lumbering danger)
    3. Donkeys (cussed, everyone I've met)
    4. Horses
    5. Goats
    6. Pigs
    7. Chickens
    8. Big-eared farmboy on tractor/combine harvester

    Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Monday, 28 February 2022 19:21 (two years ago) link

    I was once attacked by a group of roosters that my aunt kept as pets in her backyard. Scary as shit.

    o. nate, Monday, 28 February 2022 20:13 (two years ago) link

    No toaster oven or microwave?

    Oh I was gonna post a small commentary but I didn't know if this was just pure solipsism or what ha

    I haven't owned a microwave in a long time, I do not like how it makes food taste. I reheat my food in a pot or a pan with a splash of water or oil when applicable
    I have never owned a toaster oven or an air fryer (and I'm not especially needful of one)
    I have never owned a pressure cooker or a hot pot or a slow cooker (and if I had a larger kitchen I would likely get one)
    I have never owned a stand mixer but I intend to get one in the event that my pasta maker cacks out (one with the pasta-making attachment)
    My food processor is my least-used accessory (next to the waffle-iron) because I seldom need more food processed than what my immersion blender can do for me

    I have owned a juicer and am not inclined to get a new one, juice gets old fast and cleaning them is not fun

    Also I love cows but am terrified of bulls, my dad's farm was hired out for a grazing herd and if the bull was nearby it was a day of indoor playtime

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 28 February 2022 20:34 (two years ago) link

    1 Geese
    2. Goats

    No other animals come close.

    cows are too docile to be malicious but yeah if they step on you or wander through a weak fenceline you are kinda fucked

    terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 February 2022 20:35 (two years ago) link

    birds in general could all go in sub 1 category under geese, i hate most birds & poultry

    terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 28 February 2022 20:36 (two years ago) link

    Canada geese are gross awful fuckers but I love birds-as-pets

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 28 February 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link

    I mostly use the microwave for making popcorn and melting butter, in addition to reheating leftovers. There are better ways to reheat most things, but sometimes convenience and avoiding the need to wash another pan wins out.

    xps

    o. nate, Monday, 28 February 2022 20:39 (two years ago) link

    Cows can be hella malicious if they're protecting a calf.

    ledge, Monday, 28 February 2022 20:42 (two years ago) link

    When a styrofoam container with Chinese or Vietnamese food in it has arrived at my house and its temperature has decreased in transit, then I find myself wishing I owned a microwave. That's really the only context I ever miss out on one.

    Popcorn I make in a stock pot! it's great because you can make a LOT and I never feel like a single Jiffy Pop or an Orville bag is enough for the entire movie

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 28 February 2022 20:53 (two years ago) link

    I have one of those HOTPOP microwave poppers. The thing works great. There is a limit to how much you can make at once, but it only takes about 3 minutes, so you can always just make a second batch.

    o. nate, Monday, 28 February 2022 21:58 (two years ago) link

    In order of frequency
    1. Kettle
    2. Rice Cooker
    3. Microwave
    4. Instant Pot
    5. Coffee grinder
    6. Toaster
    7. Stand Mixer
    8. Blender
    9. Food Processor
    10. Immersion Blender

    but I Iove all my children. I even wrote a song about their hum.

    bendy, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 17:33 (two years ago) link

    but if you had to rank your children...

    the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 17:36 (two years ago) link

    Rice cooker and instant pot are 2 I can do without because I cook rice on the stove and have a stove-top pressure cooker.

    o. nate, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 18:00 (two years ago) link

    I used to do that, but the convenience of setting the rice and beans a-cooking without further attention frees up headspace for cooking the burrito fillings, or pilaf/chickpeas/kabobs, etc

    bendy, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 18:05 (two years ago) link

    Frequency of use rankings would be different from "how valuable it is in making finished products better" rankings, so this is sort of a combo ranking of both:
    1- elec. kettle
    2- (burr) coffee grinder
    3- microwave
    4- blender/food processor (2 tools that use the same motor)
    5- toaster
    6- spice grinder (retired blade coffee grinder)
    7- hand mixer
    8- immersion blender
    9- instant pot
    10- stand mixer

    Everybody Loves Ramen (WmC), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 18:36 (two years ago) link

    6- spice grinder (retired blade coffee grinder)

    Nice. I do this too and forgot to include it

    flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 18:52 (two years ago) link

    Same! Clearly the "best thing you can do to upgrade your coffee is upgrade your grinder" message really circulated.

    bendy, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 20:09 (two years ago) link

    I used to do that, but the convenience of setting the rice and beans a-cooking without further attention frees up headspace for cooking the burrito fillings, or pilaf/chickpeas/kabobs, etc

    I would probably consider it if I had more counter space available in my kitchen. At this point I can pretty much cook those items on auto-pilot.

    o. nate, Tuesday, 1 March 2022 20:24 (two years ago) link

    one month passes...

    1. โ€œLandslideโ€ - The Dixie Chicks
    2. โ€œLandslideโ€ - Fleetwood Mac
    3. โ€œLandslideโ€ - The Smashing Pumpkins

    Stevie D(eux), Sunday, 10 April 2022 05:57 (two years ago) link

    actual #1 is
    โ€œLandslideโ€ - Olivia Newton John

    terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 10 April 2022 06:03 (two years ago) link

    Used daily: kettle, nespresso machine, microwave
    Monthly or less often: toaster (bread)
    Donโ€™t own: sharpener, hand mixer, blender, immersion blender, toaster oven, dishwasher

    Luna Schlosser, Sunday, 10 April 2022 07:53 (two years ago) link

    two months pass...

    Post-war British PMs.

    The Hague

    Theresa May
    Boris Johnson
    Margaret Thatcher
    Tony Blair
    David Cameron
    Winston Churchill
    Anthony Eden
    Harold Macmillan
    Alec Douglas-Home
    John Major
    Gordon Brown
    Edward Heath

    Meh

    James Callaghan
    Harold Wilson

    Sound, Solid

    Clement Attlee

    Sudden Birdnet Thus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 15:44 (one year ago) link

    1. Los Leones Trail
    2. Beaudry Loop
    3. Burbank Peak
    4. Mount Hollywood
    5. Nike Missile Site

    immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link

    1. a split, bowl-shaped gourd spun on a water surface
    2. a gurgling gourd from influx of water
    3. a container of water upon which one taps out percussive sounds to the surrounding air
    4. gourds under water (containers of air contained in watery media)
    5. gourds half full of water (and air)
    6. rattles (containers of air)

    The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 7 July 2022 02:07 (one year ago) link

    one month passes...

    1. andre3000
    2. posdnuous
    3. chuck d
    4. left eye
    5. guru
    6. kendrick
    7. black thought
    8. ladybug mecca
    9. j-live
    10. common

    youngboy better

    in places all over the world, real stuff be happening (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 10 August 2022 19:14 (one year ago) link

    that's my list of wackest rappers btw

    no flav?

    birdistheword, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 19:26 (one year ago) link

    sorry, i misread that as wackIest

    birdistheword, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link

    that's a capitol "i" not a small "L"

    birdistheword, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 19:27 (one year ago) link

    wackiest rappers:

    1. odb
    2. odb
    3. odb
    4. odb
    5. crunchy black
    6. odb
    7. odb
    8. odb
    9. flavor flav
    10. kanye

    wriggliest wackers

    President Keyes, Wednesday, 10 August 2022 19:34 (one year ago) link

    1. Peace
    2. Love
    3. Faith
    4. Hope

    flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 18 August 2022 02:14 (one year ago) link

    best jim in ILX history

    go

    Weltanschauung Dunston (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 August 2022 02:16 (one year ago) link

    marvin gaye
    kate bush
    minnie riperton
    francis reader
    sade
    maxwell
    rozonda thomas
    joni mitchell
    fela kuti
    curtis mayfield

    "best singers"

    honorable mentions for sandy denny and john marytn.

    Fav T&G long players...
    ------------------------

    Goat
    Songs About Fxxxing
    Spiderland
    What Burns Never Returns
    At Action Park
    Life of Crime
    Ocean Songs
    Cruise Yourself
    Hissing Prigs in Static Couture
    Remains Nonviewable (comp)

    earlnash, Friday, 19 August 2022 00:27 (one year ago) link

    young
    crosby
    nash
    stills

    pj, Sunday, 21 August 2022 06:47 (one year ago) link

    Jan the middle child
    Greg he had that car
    Mike the architect
    Carol first hot mom
    Alice first official snark
    Peter he had that mustache
    Cindy had that doll, right?
    Sam the butcher
    Bobby Brady

    pj, Sunday, 21 August 2022 06:55 (one year ago) link

    Autechre
    Aphex Twin
    Boards of Canada
    Squarepusher

    octobeard, Sunday, 21 August 2022 21:13 (one year ago) link

    three weeks pass...

    Top five songs to clean house

    1. Huggy Bear โ€œPansy Twistโ€
    2. Patti Smith โ€œGloriaโ€
    3. Fifth Column โ€œLike Thisโ€
    4. Nervous Gender โ€œNothing To Hideโ€
    5. Les Georges Leningrad โ€œSponsorshipsโ€

    flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 12 September 2022 20:58 (one year ago) link

    one month passes...

    1. laugh
    2. live
    3. love

    music for Aโ˜…TEENSโ€™ musicians (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 13 October 2022 19:06 (one year ago) link

    1. "Camera"
    2. "Harborcoat"
    3. "So. Central Rain (I'm Sorry)"
    4. "Second Guessing"
    5. "7 Chinese Bros."
    6. "Letter Never Sent"
    7. "(Don't Go Back To) Rockville"
    8. "Little America"
    9. "Pretty Persuasion"
    10. "Time After Time (Annelise)"

    a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 15:34 (one year ago) link

    Who are ya, Malkmus?

    Reese's Pisces Iscariot (morrisp), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 15:35 (one year ago) link

    shhh

    a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 15:36 (one year ago) link

    1. laugh
    2. live
    3. love

    โ€• music for Aโ˜…TEENSโ€™ musicians (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, October 13, 2022 8:06 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

    1. live
    2. love
    3. laugh

    ๊™ฎ (map), Tuesday, 18 October 2022 17:50 (one year ago) link

    Reasons to hate Steve Miller's "The Joker"

    1. Pompatus
    2. The wolf whistle guitar lick
    3. The preceding line "Some people call me Maurice," which is no reason to prompt a wolf whistle
    4. The album cover
    5. "Really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree" (Leniency on this one because he didn't write the line, he just stole it.)

    Hideous Lump, Thursday, 27 October 2022 23:12 (one year ago) link

    ugh pompatus

    werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 October 2022 01:13 (one year ago) link

    Channel 4 ident packages

    6. the Jonathan Glazer ones (2015-2017)
    5. Circles idents (1996-1999)
    4. The Giant idents (2017-present)
    3. Lines idents (1999-2004)
    2. original idents (1982-1996)
    1. 3D idents (2004-2015)

    you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 2 November 2022 16:55 (one year ago) link

    one month passes...

    the yass cat's 1st "yass"
    the yass cat's 3rd "yass"
    the yass cat's 2nd "yass"

    astor pizzarolla (unregistered), Friday, 2 December 2022 00:15 (one year ago) link

    songs that aren't long enough:

    1. earth, wind + fire - "beijo"
    2. nick drake - "pink moon"
    3. the firm feat. wizard - "untouchable"
    4. noname - "rainforest"

    that's all i have for now. might add on later.

    every NIck Drake song is too short and just right at the same time

    Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Friday, 2 December 2022 01:21 (one year ago) link

    one month passes...

    new morning
    blood on the tracks
    oh mercy!
    another side
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    . . .everything else.

    i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Sunday, 8 January 2023 21:44 (one year ago) link

    Have you heard Another Self Portrait? It has some alternate takes of New Morning tracks, Self Portrait out-takes, and lots of great stuff from that period.

    o. nate, Monday, 9 January 2023 15:28 (one year ago) link

    yep! that set is actually part of what persuaded me it's his best material.

    i'd rather do music and chill tf out (Austin), Monday, 9 January 2023 16:24 (one year ago) link

    six months pass...

    1. Pastafarians
    2. Buddhism
    3. Bahรกโ€™รญ
    4. Judaism
    5. Hinduism
    6. Islam
    7. Christianity
    8. Scientology

    โœ–โœ–โœ– (Moka), Wednesday, 26 July 2023 15:34 (eight months ago) link

    three weeks pass...

    Since I started this thread, I'll use it for my top 50. I'm not enough of an ILM regular to make it another poll.

    Aphex Twin โ€” Selected Ambient Works Vol. 2
    Bad Brains โ€” Bad Brains
    Beach Boys โ€” Pet Sounds
    Blind Idiot God โ€” Undertow
    Brian Eno โ€” Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)
    Buffalo Springfield โ€” Buffalo Springfield (1973)
    Can โ€” Future Days
    The Clash โ€” Sandinista!
    Compulsive Gamblers โ€” Gambling Days Are Over
    David Bowie โ€” Low
    Death Grips โ€” Exmilitary
    Elvis Costello and the Attractions โ€” Get Happy!!
    Ensemble Ambrosius โ€” The Zappa Album
    The Fall โ€” This Nationโ€™s Saving Grace
    Firesign Theater โ€” Donโ€™t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
    Fleetwood Mac โ€” Tusk
    Frank Zappa โ€” You Canโ€™t Do That On Stage Anymore volume 2
    Fripp & Eno โ€” No Pussyfooting
    George Lewis โ€” Homage to Charles Parker
    Half Japanese โ€” The Band That Would Be King
    Idjah Hadidjah & Jugala Ensemble โ€” Sundanese Jaipong and Other Popular Music
    Jamie Saft โ€” Breadcrumb Sins
    Jim Oโ€™Rourke โ€” Insignificance
    John Fahey โ€” Womblife
    Led Zeppelin โ€” Presence
    Lee Ranaldo โ€” Ambient Loop for Vancouver
    Material โ€” Memory Serves
    Mica Levi โ€” Under the Skin OST
    Miles Davis โ€” In a Silent Way
    Minutemen โ€” Double Nickels on the Dime
    Morton Feldman โ€” Piano and String Quartet
    Mr. Bungle โ€” Disco Volante
    Naked City โ€” Absinthe
    Neil Young โ€” On the Beach
    Pauline Oliveros โ€” Crone Music
    Pretenders โ€” Pretenders 2
    Rolling Stones โ€” Exile on Main St.
    Ronald Shannon Jackson โ€” Texas
    The Rutles โ€” The Rutles
    The Smiths โ€” Singles
    Soft Machine โ€” Volume 2
    Sonny Sharrock โ€” Guitar
    Stereolab โ€” Sound-Dust
    Talking Heads โ€” Fear of Music
    Tricky โ€” Pre-Millenium Tension
    Ween โ€” The Mollusk
    Yo La Tengo โ€” Painful
    v/a โ€” Great Jewish Music: Burt Bacharach
    v/a โ€” Macro Dub Infection
    v/a โ€” Trojan Dub Box Set

    The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:17 (eight months ago) link

    You should have made this a poll, tbhโ€ฆ itโ€™s a good list

    Clientless (Scooter's Version) (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:31 (eight months ago) link

    Pretenders โ€” Pretenders 2

    :O

    out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:33 (eight months ago) link

    I think of you as an ILM regular, and who else is going to rep for Ensemble Ambrosius?

    Large, Complex, Detailed but Irrefutable POST (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:44 (eight months ago) link

    1. Death
    2. Dishonor

    deep wubs and tribral rhythms (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:46 (eight months ago) link

    i think of you as an ilm regular too and that ensemble ambrosius album is great, wonderful version of "Inca Roads"

    Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:51 (eight months ago) link

    Pretenders โ€” Pretenders 2

    :O

    โ€• out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve),

    I think Hynde is fronting a lot on the debut, "I Go To Sleep" is the better Kinks cover, both albums have some filler, and 2 has "Message of Love" and "Talk of the Town." Clear winner.

    First "shit, I can't believe I forgot that one" โ€” replace Get Happy with John Oswald/Grateful Dead โ€” Grayfolded

    The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 23:17 (eight months ago) link

    WmC yeah make a poll

    this thread should be for ranking the polls

    maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 22 August 2023 23:56 (eight months ago) link

    lol

    OK -- I found another change, call this thread the workshopping. I'll make a poll so I can't fuck with it anymore.

    The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:08 (eight months ago) link

    1. ESB
    2. SW
    3. ROTJ
    4. AOTC
    5. TROS
    6. TLJ
    7. TFA
    8. TPM
    9. ROTS

    (yes, Internet... I went there)

    Clientless (Scooter's Version) (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:11 (eight months ago) link

    I won't poll them because I'm not regular enough but this is what my last attempt to top 50 looked like

    1. Suede - Dog Man Star
    2. OMD - Dazzle Ships
    3. Talk Talk - Spirit of Eden
    4. XTC - Apple Venus Volume 1
    5. Primal Scream - XTRMNTR
    6. Manics - The Holy Bible
    7. The Chemical Brothers - Dig Your Own Hole
    8. Eddy Grant - Walking on Sunshine
    9. Disco Inferno - The 5 EPs
    10. Arthur Russell - Calling Out of Context
    11. The The - Soul Mining
    12. R.E.M. - Automatic for the People
    13. Blur - 13
    14. The Beatles - The White Album
    15. Roy Wood - Mustard
    16. John Martyn - One World
    17. The Prodigy - Experience
    18. David Bowie - Low
    19. The Beat - I Just Can't Stop It
    20. Nicolette - Now Is Early
    21. Julian Cope - Jehovahkill
    22. The KLF - Chill Out
    23. The Cure - Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me
    24. The Divine Comedy - Casanova
    25. A.R. Kane - 69
    26. The Beta Band - The Beta Band
    27. Super Furry Animals - Guerrilla
    28. King Crimson - Absent Lovers
    29. George Michael - Listen Without Prejudice
    30. U2 - Zooropa
    31. Cardiacs - Sing to God
    32. Show of Hands - Live at the Royal Albert Hall
    33. Peatbog Faeries - Welcome to Dun Vegas
    34. Underworld - Beaucoup Fish
    35. Age of Chance - One Thousand Years of Trouble
    36. Panda Bear - Person Pitch
    37. Madonna - Ray of Light
    38. Wire - 154
    39. Fuzzbox - Bostin' Steve Austin
    40. Paul McCartney - McCartney II
    41. The Magnetic Fields - Holiday
    42. The Paperboys - Molinos
    43. Brass Construction - Brass Construction
    44. Japan - Oil on Canvas
    45. The Creatures - Feast
    46. Fine Young Cannibals - The Raw & the Cooked
    47. Lunasa - The Merry Sisters of Fate
    48. Brian Protheroe - Pinball
    49. Prefab Sprout - Swoon
    50. The Knife - Shaking the Habitual

    I think I felt my top 100 in general was too boringly white/male/british (also not dance-y enough) and that an equivalent songs list would be more diverse.

    you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:28 (eight months ago) link

    Voting Cope for "Gimme Back My Flag"

    The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:30 (eight months ago) link

    26. The Beta Band - The Beta Band

    ^This is very good indeed

    29. George Michael - Listen Without Prejudice

    ^I'm sorry, you're going to have to specify which Volume this pertains to...

    Clientless (Scooter's Version) (morrisp), Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:33 (eight months ago) link

    Because my top 50 isn't as dancey as I'd like it to be it means Volume 1.

    you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:34 (eight months ago) link

    Tell you something that's blatantly missing from that list even under the circumstances - KISH KASH

    you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:41 (eight months ago) link

    From that list is Arthur Russell for me. Good pick for best U2 album.

    โœ–โœ–โœ– (Moka), Wednesday, 23 August 2023 00:42 (eight months ago) link

    Actually seeing as I'm not polling, here's the rest of the top 100 - it's better than I remembered

    51. Todd Rundgren - A Wizard, a True Star
    52. Peter Gabriel - Peter Gabriel 3
    53. Pop Will Eat Itself - Cure for Sanity
    54. Basement Jaxx - Kish Kash (there it is, idk why it wasn't higher)
    55. Nic Jones - Penguin Eggs
    56. This Heat - Deceit
    57. Gilbert O'Sullivan - Himself
    58. Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians - Respect
    59. Aphex Twin - Richard D James Album
    60. Fatboy Slim - You've Come a Long Way, Baby
    61. Martin Newell - The Greatest Living Englishman
    62. Take That - Progress
    63. McFly - Wonderland
    64. Genesis - Abacab
    65. The Jam - Sound Affects
    66. Saint Etienne - Tales from Turnpike House
    67. Meat Beat Manifesto - Armed Audio Warfare
    68. Scritti Politti - Songs to Remember
    69. The Specials - More Specials
    70. David Essex - Out on the Street
    71. Cockney Rebel - The Psychomodo
    72. Four Tet - There Is Love in You
    73. British Electric Foundation - Music for Stoaways
    74. Sand - Golem
    75. Friendsound - Joyride
    76. James - Wah Wah
    77. Can - Soon Over Babaluma
    78. Miles Davis - On the Corner
    79. Scott Walker - Bish Bosch
    80. Silver Apples - Silver Apples
    81. Barry Booth - Diversions!
    82. Van Dyke Parks - Discover America
    83. Frazier Chorus - Sue
    84. Pulp - This Is Hardcor
    85. Funkadelic - Free Your Mind...and Your Ass Will Follow
    86. Brainticket - Celestial Ocean
    87. Totรณ La Momposina - La Candela Viva
    88. Paul Weller - 22 Dreams
    89. Royal House - Can You Party
    90. Super_Collider - Head On
    91. Hi-Tension - Hi-Tension
    92. Suicide - American Supreme
    93. Position Normal - Stop Your Nonsense
    94. Olatunji! - Drums of Passion
    95. MX-80 Sound - Hard Attack
    96. Kate Bush - The Dreaming
    97. Orbital - Snivilisation
    98. u-Ziq - In Pine Effect
    99. Daphne & Celeste Save the World
    100. Cursor Miner - Explosive Piece of Mind

    you can see me from westbury white horse, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 01:30 (eight months ago) link

    1. Right
    2. Left

    birdistheword, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 02:02 (eight months ago) link

    (not politics, physical things)

    birdistheword, Wednesday, 23 August 2023 02:02 (eight months ago) link

    WmC, I like your list a lot, would have put about 20% of those in mine if I made one.

    the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 23 August 2023 06:18 (eight months ago) link

    Thanks! Now that I have this album stuff out of my head somewhat I'm thinking about making a list of songs that broke my brain but aren't on albums good enough to make that top 50 list. The kind of thing I'll make notes on for a month and then drop.

    The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Wednesday, 23 August 2023 11:36 (eight months ago) link

    three months pass...

    10. Marrying his mom so as to become his stepfather

    9. Telling everyone he โ€œdrugged youโ€ when he just gave you a hit of his joint that one time

    8. Calling him โ€œthe male Amanda Palmerโ€ behind his back

    7. Posting fantasy revenge lists on ILM

    6. Telling yourself (accurately) that any public call-out or anything like that would be an act of punching down

    5. Spelling out his name as a musical cryptogram as a โ€œdevil themeโ€ in your next chamber music work

    4. Always referring to him last-name first, first-name last, like โ€œPalmer Amandaโ€, itโ€™s weirdly so satisfying

    3. Recording yourself reading his social media posts in a Maggie Smith voice and share the recordings with your group chat

    2. Teaching your dog to shit every time she hears you say his name

    1. Living well

    one month passes...

    1. Outside
    2. Station To Station
    3. Hunky Dory
    4. The Man Who Sold The World
    5. Blackstar
    6. Low
    7. Lodger
    8. Earthling
    9. Ziggy Stardust
    10. Scary Monsters
    11. Letโ€™s Dance
    12. Pin-Ups
    13. Aladdin Sane
    14. The Next Day
    15. Young Americans
    16. Diamond Dogs
    17. Heroes
    18. Heathen
    19. Space Oddity
    20. Black Tie White Noise
    21. Reality
    22. Tin Machine
    23. Buddha Of Suburbia
    24. s/t (Deram)
    25. Never Let Me Down
    26. Tonight
    27. (Hours)
    28. Tin Machine 2

    a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 22:08 (two months ago) link

    I was asked by a friend to "listen through Eurythmics' catalogue and rank them" and I told them I didn't need to, and sent a link to Alfred's own ranking (which is identical to my own, and says more valuable and interesting things than I would say). "Eurythmics is easy," I texted, "but Bowie would be harder." So I did Bowie instead.

    a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 22:09 (two months ago) link

    That's a bold choice for number one.

    immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 22:49 (two months ago) link

    shouldnโ€™t it technically be 1. 1. Outside though

    scanner darkly, Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:16 (two months ago) link

    He named it deliberately to top every ranked list of Bowie albums iirc

    It's a personal choice bc it's the first of Bowie's albums I ever "went deep" on (that is, listened to incessantly), but As Albums Go it's his most complete and there's only one or two tracks I would consider inessential (and none are really bad); also his most original genre-creation. The only bad thing about it is the plot but I think it kinda serves as a stinky binding agent or something

    a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 1 February 2024 00:25 (two months ago) link

    I wonder where Blackstar and The Next Day would place if the Bowie ballot poll were done today. 12 years ago, jeez.

    that's when I reach for my copy of Revolver (WmC), Thursday, 1 February 2024 03:35 (two months ago) link

    xp I get the personal choice aspect. For me, that was The Man Who Sold the World, which seemed like a gateway into a different universe. I also appreciate your comment on the "plot" of Outside, which always kept me from loving what I otherwise appreciated as a return to form/evolution in his sound and vision.

    immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 1 February 2024 13:55 (two months ago) link

    Yeah, I love The Man and have always ranked "The Width Of A Circle" highly on any personal song list. What an amazing way to start an album, a "gateway into a different universe" indeed, "turn around, go back!"

    a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 1 February 2024 16:05 (two months ago) link

    otm about "width of a circle," what a banger

    the defenestration of prog (voodoo chili), Thursday, 1 February 2024 16:17 (two months ago) link

    I've probably listened to The Man Who Sold the World and 'heroes' the most out of any Bowie albums.

    B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 1 February 2024 16:56 (two months ago) link

    So we asked a simple black bird, who was happy as can be
    And he laughed insane and quipped Kahlil Gibran
    And I cried for all the others till the day was nearly through
    For I realized that God's a young man too

    Yes dammit so, so, so good. The synapse between post-hippie Bowie and alien-rock Bowie is magical

    a hyperlink to the past (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 1 February 2024 18:09 (two months ago) link


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