yo is it true vordul got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

Sonned By a Wite Kid After a AOL Beef

Mom lays down the law!

"Best Beef Ever"

SHHHHH, you're spoiling the illusion!

Who on Def Jux says the mainstream is "soulless"?

*ahem*

"I'm tha mastor wrapper and I'm here to say!
I like Fruity Pebbles in a major way, son!
You don't want me on ya bad si- um...
You don't want me to get on my bad... no wait
You don't...want to get... *shrug*
fuck."

etc. Imagine it sung by DMX or somethin'

(DMX doing the whats, Puffy doing the uh huhs)

I'm actually more fed-up of indie rappers going "OMG I actually like popular rappers, haven't I shocked your very perception of me?" in every damn interview they give.

I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Too funny.

music writers making statements about indie rappers' opinions on mainstream hip-hop > indie rappers having opinions on mainstream hip-hop

EL-P

No no no NO! That's not right.

The lyric goes, "Buying bread from a man in Brussels / He was six-foot-four and fulla muscles / I said do you speak-a my language? / He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich."

haha gully

But - as time went by - it became increasingly obvious that he had little of any value to contribute to the blogosphere and, as such, he never managed to draw much of an audience. Broken and embarrassed, he retired from blogging earlier this summer.

CONTACT:
Bol Guevara, MD, gang leader
The Mindset Army
byron.crawford@gmail.com

OHO!

"He attacked a man that is loved by many, mainly me."

You gotta love Vast Aire!

Drew's been holding out on us all this time! (Actually maybe he was the original poster.)

lol2010

http://blog.myspace.com/willhigh

Male Porn Names and my non-existent porn career

There is, according to my extensive research (no homo) a serious dearth in male porn names that are merely singular. For women we have Cinnabunz, Seka, Serenity, Bamboo, Housto, etc.

But, it would seem that singularly named male porn actors are strangely underrepresented. A cursory search of the Wikipedia website only yielded 3 or 4 of them.

So, it is with great pleasure, that I announce to you all, the resuming of my imaginary porn career. Now, previously, in the sinful cinematography of my mind's eye, I have been known as Sparky Plugz, Mike Oxlarge, and Ripper Hiney. Now, after a long hiatus, I pledge to reinvent myself for the new year. My new "nom de porn" will hereby be "Cocknificent."

The regal and commanding name of "Cocknificent" will resonate with lonely housewives and randy homosexuals countrywide. My grand delusions dictate that, indeed, you shall all bathe in the radiant light that is my cocknificence, for I am the one, the only: COCKNIFICENT!

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This movie's title always reminds me of this thread.

v. Past tense of 'son'.

1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J
2. What Nas did to Jay-Z
3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule
4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent

Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:

Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".

See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap

1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."

2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"

3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."

bump

How to celebrate the four year anniversary.

Begin planning now.

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

Related question: Do ILXers every get tired of flogging the indie-rap straw man? I mean, it has to get old at some point, right?

-- djdee2005, Thursday, July 22, 2004 3:09 AM

lol

djdee otm

you would

Plz to write four hour death metal epic about it.

*gets cracking*

this is the best thread

also, I just read it, and I didn't see anything about any "sonning" going on at all!

aol is not mentioned by name, so maybe some other internet chat room.

-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link
also, assailant's race not specified

-- common_person (common_person), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 21:17 (3 years ago) Link

This dude should post again

I'm "6’9” and all muscle", for those who "need to know"

Dom he posts as djmartian now

2nd track on new Vordul 1) features Vast Aire & 2) fades out with a Casion "Quena" pre-set sound which I kinda liked for sentimental reasons

they should have a skit where the mad rapper asks this thread title

taking up a collection to make that happen, who's with me

we never shoulda run ELLI$ off, he usedta ball with d-dot

no i think he likes boston hardcore too much, which is a sign of being bad human being

lol m@tt

Vordul, you will be missed!

It’s funny you brought up the Cannibal Ox incident, because I have this vague memory of it from a few years back but couldn’t find anything on google about it. From what I remember, some kid showed up at one of their shows after an extended message board beef and k.o.’d one of the members of the group (I’m pretty sure it was one of the emcees, not Cip-One) as they were walking through the crowd after performing. Turned out the kid tagged the one dude from the group who wasn’t on the message board (and allegedly didn’t even own a computer).

If anyone can hook up a link to the original message board thread on that, please get at me.

Comment by fresh 06.05.08 @

The dude snuck Vordul(from Cannibal Ox) blindsided him as he was walking thru the crowd and broke his jaw… This was some big dude that got locked up for the incident, but the funny thing was that he had a beef with El-P, but El-P was with his peoples all night and playing the back………….Dude was hopped up on steroids and other drugs and just totally blindsided Vordul for no reason totally out of the blue………This fucked up a lot of things and also explains why jux doesnt have a forum anymore……shit imagine walking thru the mall with your chick and some big 280lb dude just punches you in the jaw out of nowhere…………because he had beef with one of your boys and you knew nothing about it. Shit Big L was killed for something his brother did.

Comment by acelove 06.06.08 @

http://www.trapperjennmd.org/2008/04/you-hear-that-808.html

http://www.accesshiphop.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-5592.html

Ipatch
10-20-2003, 02:18 PM

I heard a while back, like two years ago, that one of the dudes from Cannibal Ox got knocked out at a show over some internet beef...

^ reads like a literal translation of the thread title XD

aol is not mentioned by name, so maybe some other internet chat room.

okay, okay, verse 1...

*ahem*

"I'm tha mastor wrapper and I'm here to say!
I like Fruity Pebbles in a major way, son!
You don't want me on ya bad si- um...
You don't want me to get on my bad... no wait
You don't...want to get... *shrug*
fuck."

― STINKOR™, Thursday, July 22, 2004 1:44 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark

I treat bitches like snitches and leave 'em in stitches (WHAT!)
AOL Time Warner got beef, I'm about ta sink ma teef (WHAT!)
Into some wite kid (UH HUNH... YEAH)
Before he sons me (UH HUNH... TRUE)

(DMX doing the whats, Puffy doing the uh huhs)

― STINKOR™, Thursday, July 22, 2004 2:26 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Really glad poster STINKOR™ doesn't post here anymore

1st two posts on this thread still ILM all-time HoF

I saw this link A FEW YEARS AGO, and ignored it, and was amazed to see a bunch of chumps like yourselves are still on my dick after all of these (8) years.

I'll tell you the real story.

For the record, I am a MAN. "White Boy" is a vague, racial insult used by minorities as a diminutive term to infantilize White men. It is no worse, than say, "Nigger", you fucking niggers.

If you bitchtime, cookies 'n' cream motherfuckers want to read the truth, you can see it on Philaflava.com in the "My Two Cents" and the "Party and Bullshit" forums. You can read where I "out" Vordul as a cracksmoking, manic-depressive, degenerate faggot, and his people who post on the same board cannot even deny it anymore. Yes, a LITERAL faggot.

That "Trapper Jenn, PMS" bitch already retracted her statement (where she writes as if she was there and knew all of the things that transpired beforehand, as well. GREAT JOURNALISM! Ugly tramp.) and basically acknowledged, like most of you, she shares common ground in not knowing what the FUCK she is talking about. This Acelover chump is just regurgitating what that little Jew bastard El-P had everyone believing through his legion of loyal, misguided, online dickriders.

Steroids? Coke? Not me. EVER. All for bitchtime cowards, like EL-P, who, IRONICALLY, has now acknowledged HIS drug problem. I guess if I looked like a pudgy, pasty, fish-faced, leprechaun faggot, I'd want to ease the pain and escape from it too. But, since you she-males are so interested, you can read the real story on the Philaflava messageboards. Look around 6/2/09.

XD

thx will! but it was a tough choice between this and "cracksmoking, manic-depressive, denerate faggot"

also u want a 77 invite?

oh totally

a LITERAL http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2403/2095637224_7dba59cff1.jpg?v=0

when is bitchtime, precisely?

sorry, i mean LITERALly

GTFO, wite kid

8 years later this fat kid still ego-surfs his, er, "moment of glory," mumbles online about "faggots," tries to troll his betters = EPIC FAIL AT LIFE

we should go check out his message board

the real epic fail is that he's wite

btw http://www.philaflava.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=110058&highlight=vordul

Man I could go for some faggots and peas about now.

So, I won't lie: I DO google my name with regard to the Vordul incident every few weeks. BUT, I wouldn't do that, if, some strange motherfucker didn't make a messageboard thread or blog entry every couple of months these past 8 years (YES...There are/were probably 80-100 references (some have since been deleted or the websites have folded) where this thing is mentioned, and, I have a perverse curiosity with regard to what people say about me, and, I don't think that is irrational or unreasonable. In fact, I am sure if many of you were in the same position with people constantly popping shit about you, you'd do the same. All of these people have the attitude that I should "grow up" or whatever. Really? Aren't you the same 30-40 year olds constantly posting MY NAME on some messageboard? GET OFF MY CODPIECE, FAGGOTS.

get off my codpiece

Man I could go for some cod and peas about now.

Thread keeps on giving

and people thought reg-only was going to kill Google lolz

lol

this made my day

Agreed.

SO IT IS TRUE VORDUL GOT SONNED BY A FAT WITE KID

http://www.fashion-era.com/images/Wedding/elizabethan_weddings/codpiece_wedding_groupcod650x20.jpg

don't son me bro

"Hey bro, you're a fucking racist and your heart is made of sin."

A FEW YEARS AGO, MAN. LITERAL GREAT JOURNALISM! FUCK EVER. IRONICALLY, HIS

http://myspace-831.vo.llnwd.net/00388/13/86/388716831_l.jpg
^^^^^pudgy, pasty, fish-faced, leprechaun faggot

did u know his iq is 141

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qo0vf4_FUw

Will High kicks it old school

will generates no less that FIVE fucking amazing display names with every post.

Man...I'm not fucking up shit. A All of this injury talk: I am 34 and I have NEVER hurt myself in a gym. As far as being an asshole: I CAN DO THAT. When you get to be 310 lbs, then you can be an asshole, too, you bitchtime, light-in-the-ass, cookies and cream, sugarfoot motherfucker.

I already wrote a lengthy disclaimer for you shemales who would make commentaries about form. I did not even count the last two reps and acknowledged they were forced.

Quote:
I'm sick of seeing links to this like this pretentious, bridge troll of a broad is the authoritative voice on a stupid incident that probably took place before she even had any hair on her cooch.

The real reason Cannibal Ox broke up is because Vast is limited and Vordul is a crack-addled manic-depressive who never came to terms with his own homosexuality. El-P is a cokeheaded, punkasss herb who had all of these fucknerd net kids believing his hype. He threatened Sole and postured like a tough guy, but he was really just a trust-funded Jew from a well-off family of Bohos or whatever who used to hang around Black kids in Brooklyn for a vicarious thrill.

Here's the absolute truth from the horse's mouth:

1. Contrary to the character assassination set forth by the Def Jux propaganda
machine, I have never used cocaine. People in this very thread knew me, and,
they know that my online persona mirrors my corpereal being more than most other
people. I am not some fantasyland, LARP punk who pretends to be something he is
not online. So, for years, since 1998, it has been pretty common knowledge that
I'm an extremely conservative, straight-edge type of dude. Most of the
people that deal with me now and those who knew me from that old AOL Roots board
knew that I never used/abused cocaine, heroin, weed, or pills of any sort. In
retrospect, I find it hilarious that I was accused of using coke, seeing as
there are now rampant rumors of El-P being a coke abusing, downward spiraling
shytbird. the idea of me taking coke beforehand to asswhip a bunch of fukking
nancies is hilarious, if you think about it. I have no reason to lie about not
doing drugs. I'm not running
around planting the pucker on babies and handing out campaign buttons a la
Seagraves. This all brings me to another point of contention:
2. I have never used steroids. Every time some b!tchass, birdchested bastard
sees a dude bigger than he is, I guess his insecurity regarding his own
(perceived or otherwise) physical inadequacies, makes him relexively accuse
others of steroid use. Even an inexperienced bodybuilder or fitness enthusiast
who knew me then, when I was only a little past my prime, and working out with
heavy weights 4 times a week, could tell you without hesitation I was not on
steroids. There is a certain aesthetic that comes with steroid use, and, I
didn't/don't share it. First off, I had/have too much bodyfat, and, more
importantly, my muscle bellies did not have that full, hypertrophic look that is
synonymous with steroid use.
3. There have also been many erroneous descriptions of me, as well. For
instance, I'm not black. I'm not 6' 9", and I don't have
red hair. For the record, I am 6' 7" 315 lbs. and I have brown hair.
Back then, I was about 285 lbs. I am White.
4. I didn't "punch a guy while he was peeing" or "beat up a
guy in a bathroom unaware." The only thing that is remotely close to true
about any of that is proximity. It happned by the back bar, which, was about 15
feet from the bathrooms. The way these net kids would have you thinking, I was
elbow striking his face while he was watering the porcelain. Such horseshyt.
5. I didn't just suddenly punch this kid from behind. He approached me
earlier on in a corner with this little dude named Cryptic and they tried to
punk me out. When they failed to do so and I threatened them with bludgeoning
and assrape, they bounced. Still, I was incensed that these two she-males tried
to do that, so, since Vordul was the mouthpiece, I saw him later, and, still
enraged, I called him a she-male or whatever. He tried to smile me off and
sahsay away from me, so, I punched him in the head as he was walking away from
me. Sucker punch? I guess, technically. I mean, you really WOULD have to be a
sucker to sleep on a dude like me when I am threatening to assrape you. I guess,
by El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules, I should have sent
a singing telegram accompanied by a cordial ambassador bearing a gilded invite
on an immaculate velvet pillow before I duffed this fukking howler monkey out.
He stepped to ME earlier in the night AND I
threatned him 2 seconds before I punhced him. The way those ***gits made it
sound, I turned the lights off in the bar and silently repelled down from the
ceiling to attack him on some Soldier of Fortune/Black Ops type shyt.
6. How does a grown ass man (he was like 23 at the time) have his mother press
charges? Ho...HE pressed charges. Let's get it straight.
7. If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online and offer to meet any
combination of them anywhere in ther 5 boros after the incident. I wasn't
necessarily looking to pound them out, either. That Vast kid was making all
kinds of threats and whatver in magazines, meanwhile, eveyone knew where to find me. In fact, they still do. I am too old to go fighting now, and, honestly, I am
not so mad at them right now, as I am frustrated by the mistruths.
The whole thing is bugged out and a testament to how frail and sheltered
internet messageboarders are. After 7 years, what was essentially a quick,
lackluster streetfight, has been mentioned a few hundred times. I recently heard
that my name is lore among a bunch of bike messengers want to meet me or
something, now. LOL. What the?? I'm just a dude trying to earn a living like
anyone. I'm not a particularly skilled fighter or anything.

Def Jux Propaganda Machine

The way those ***gits made it sound

YO WILL HIGH--WE DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK

we just like the thread title

*** = Randy Scouse

loool

I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced. I threatened them with bludgeoning and assrape, they bounced.

omg

all i'm getting from this is some coke addled roider 6'9" redhead sucker punched a dude from behind in a bathroom and the dude's mom pressed charges?

I guess, by El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules, I should have sent a singing telegram accompanied by a cordial ambassador bearing a gilded invite on an immaculate velvet pillow before I duffed this fukking howler monkey out.

Such horseshyt.

does the assrape come after the bludgeoning? cuz i think it should be the other way around

If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online If I was such a scared coward, why did I get online

my online persona mirrors my corpereal being more than most other people

I bet he SOCKed that guy and treated him like a PUPPET

"I don't know who can do it justice. Basically, Will High was "popping off" as he calls it to El-P on HHI forums. El-P used the standard internet defense of "yeah, why don't you come see me in real life then", which works 99% of the time because most people on the internet are either not in the same location or not actually going to do anything. El-P had no idea that Will High is actually an extremely large and violent person, who turned up to a Cannibal Ox show somewhere in New York alone. Not sure how the confrontation started but it ended with Will breaking Vorduls jaw. Gentle Jones sent Will Highs details to the police, and Will got arrested and did some jail time. As for describing Will himself that's a whole other post, not sure where to start. His whole persona was extremely idiosynchratic, in that he was a giant of a man into weightlifting, very knowledgeable about hip hop, a former whigger, extremely racist, and very intelligent."

in other words, we got ourselves a live one here

Sending a singing telegram delivered by a howler monkey before hitting him with an immaculate velvet pillow would be a lot funnier, if you're storing up tips for future altercations.

Sucker punch? I guess, technically. I mean, you really WOULD have to be a
sucker to sleep on a dude like me when I am threatening to assrape you.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v722/Reggie235/willhighcomic.jpg

wow!

looooooooooooool

fuckin' love the net

that is amazing

A+ would laugh again

LOL @ how this thread continues to bring the LOLZ

C or D: homophobia mixed with a little threatening assrape

replace "little threatening" with "side of"

I recently heard
that my name is lore among a bunch of bike messengers want to meet me or
something, now.

ee cummings

see what i did there?

"bytchass of juxberry rules" is kinda funny tbh

yeah there may be one or two mildly funny things in this thread, now that you mention it

i was just suggesting that we should all adhere to the bytchass of juxberry rules here.

all i'm getting from this is some coke addled roider 6'9" redhead sucker punched a dude from behind in a bathroom and the dude's mom pressed charges?

srsly, if everyone on the internet was saying stuff like that about me I'd def try to defend myself.

tears of laughter at seeing omar little's comic, A+++

It's not Omar's comic. It was done by a guy from the boards who knows me somewhat named Reggie. There are other ones, as well. There are other comics, other posts, and audio, as well. Dig in.

will high is the old country buffet of dudes that beat up def jux dudes

Will, how much do you tip in a restaurant? 20%?

15% at the restaurant (unless the service is outstanding) and 20% at the barber shop. What are you getting at? I am unfamiliar with your insider, site-specific quipes and queries. Make yourself more plain and less cryptic.

where's the restaurant, Will High Yam?

I am unfamiliar with your insider, site-specific quipes and queries

well shit

there are many controversies on this site re: tipping, i thought you should contribute since you are part of the ilx community now. Welcome!

rolling autogoon thread 2009

hey will here is the soulja boy thread in case you want to keep posting here

Oh. "Dig in." You are really some corny ass people. Damn. How old are you? I'm guessing you reside on opposite extremes of the age spectrum: Either under 18, or over 60. This kind of humor is not terribly sophisticated or funny to the rest of us who are still in the workforce.

i think you could help us step up our game

there was just some complaining about lack of new blood...

http://i41.tinypic.com/16aa0co.jpg

Man up Will High: why are you so afraid of gay people?

I'm not afraid. I'll fight any of you. LOL

will high you are so far a terrible poster

What does "LOL" mean? You should be less cryptic and not use site-specific slang from other boards you post on.

dude don't you know that ppl still in the workforce have nothing better to do than sit on the internet all day

teenagers are at school and getting HJs and old people are busy dying

max I'd stay away from whole foods for a little while

I'm fighting you on the internet Will High, by asking you why you were so afraid of gay people. But then, like a coward, you changed the subject.

I just said I was indeed NOT afraid of them, and then offered a humorous barb, you overly-sensitive buttfairy.

such promise, but, already boring

the only humorous barb i've seen lately was the lady who works at the coffeeshop down the street

gabbneb is funnier than will high frankly

he's good when he's given space, 5 or 6 paragraphs. In short bursts, not so much. He's kind of like Donkey Kong and Bowser in Mario Kart.

how fast could i KO this chickenshit hillbilly?

c'mon dudes, "buttfairy" is on some n/l shit

sorry, will, this is just some ritual hazing of the new guy, don't take it personal

enh buttfairy is sub-cumslurpin

realistically tho if u guyz r expecting some1 who listens 2 def jux to be cummin hard w/ creative new slang 4 homophobia ...

dude are you apologizing to will high, random wite kid googler with a aol beefe?

in other news i listened to el-p's last record (i'll sleep when you're dead) recently and that shit is GOOD

he's good when he's given space, 5 or 6 paragraphs. In short bursts, not so much. He's kind of like Donkey Kong and Bowser in Mario Kart

as an over-60 no way im wasting what little of my precious lyfe is left reading 5 or 6 paragraphs of this retard

i think will has it in him to be as big an impact player as big hoos or loujag, he's that good

no he isn't

in other news i listened to el-p's last record (i'll sleep when you're dead) recently and that shit is GOOD

can't tell if this post is supposed to be baiting Will High or earnest

Hey Will High, do you think you could parlay this nearly decade-old ambushing of a somewhat obscure rapper into a late-night television gig? At the very least, you could make an informative video blog on YouTube. I'm thinking you, shirtless, maybe reviewing club rap 7"s from a comfortable Aeron chair with a backdrop of Central Park or something. Let's make this happen, baby.

velko ur just pleased will high recognized the over-60 demographic of which u are a part

i would be interested in a series of youtube videos featuring will high beating up indie rappers

max read me like a book

i think will has it in him to be as big an impact player as big hoos or loujag, he's that good

I'm thinking more Tynan Delong crossed with that Final Fantasy guy

xp, just charles hamilton

and no one will ever reach daramouss levels on here again; he salted the earth

i would be interested in a series of youtube videos featuring will high beating up indie rappers

lowcost digital viral made 2 boost r prodco's profile max u r a genius

Wait, you tip barbers more than waiters?

made for boost mobile?

i think will could be the new adrian "the leader" mcc0y

It is no worse, than say, "Nigger"

this is the funniest part, cuz i'm sure he meant to say better

hey will how do u feel about this thread

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=66238#unread

The constant references to buttsex, assrape and "shemales" make this dude sound like a conflicted tranny-chaser. Calling people "faggots" as if it was some kind of devastating announcement = garden variety homophobia, boring, nothing to see here folks. N-bombing rap boards isn't interesting, or intelligent, or brave, or tough. It's just pathetic, as is his hatred of Jews (talk about "just to get a rep" thinking). And when one stacks this kind of rhetoric alongside the (linked to) messageboard references to childhood abuse at the hands of his father, it makes the realworld violent behavior and pseudo-controversial online persona seem even more pathetic / attention-seeking / desperate- if that is possible. "BULLY OVERCOMPENSATES FOR DADDY ISSUES" isn't even an Onion headline. My advice: don't feed the troll.

hahahahahaha this thread is amazing

did you invite will to 77? xpost

please say yes

dunno if i have the power to do that

he has an aol address iirc

xpost scroll to bottom of 77 new answers...u need his email tho

Here's where all this is probably heading--

Philaflava wrote:

I am not going to unban Will High just to entertain a few of you. His comments are being posted and that's enough. Some people would just ignore or delete his emails but I created one thread to give him an outlet. It's your choice whether or not you want to be subjected to them. But to unban somebody who is a cancer and spreads nothing but hate just to appease a few of you would be ridiculous. I stand firm on this and feel I've always ran this place liberal. Nobody could say I'm that unfair and most people who have been banned were given multiple chances. It's not worth it for me. If Will High wants to get in direct connect with any of you I'm sure he'll find a way.

bring back cankles

It's about the journey, not the destination.

xpost

Philaflava borad is not a democracy

bring back cankles

― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, June 12, 2009 2:52 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

I bet he SOCKed that guy and treated him like a PUPPET

― Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Friday, June 12, 2009 1:15 PM

^ otm. if u did an ip check i bet it'd be in atlanta ;-)

he does work at a puppet museum iirc

if he was a sock ethan would be the 574th most likely suspect on this board imo

I think he means me (it's not me)

i think it's some wite kid

well forks implied ethan in the excelsior thread and velko made a puppet museum ref so 2 people did mean ethan, not you

i don't think it's ethan fwiw or curtis

yeah i know you weren't seriously accusing, but that's the idea y'all were riffing on is all i'm sayin

i don't suppose i seriously think it's ethan but it's fun to be a junior detective

shakin my damn head

GET OFF MY CODPIECE

LOL I didn't even see this:

get off my codpiece

― i want to marry a pizza (gbx), Friday, June 12, 2009 12:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

(fyi: not anyone in GA)

ethan's on the move - smart of him

"codpiece" = british = hi dom

"codpiece" = universally homosexual = Surmounter?!?!

"codpiece" = universally ridiculous/homosexual/possibly British = Cameo

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/ponderos/taw/cameo.jpg

Cameo not British as it turns out.

Dear Last 19 posts;

What are you getting at? I am unfamiliar with your insider, site-specific quipes and queries. Make yourself more plain and less cryptic.

cocknificent

oh god what's next: Mindbender discovers ILM ???

when is bitchtime, precisely?

― Endless Bourgie (gabbneb)

XD

RIP Will High

Sonned by mortality in a longevity beef?

Elgindotcom Says:
April 13th, 2011 at 8:45 am

Where is will high when you need him? So he can break one of these wack ass rappers jaw again.

http://nahright.com/news/2011/04/12/video-vast-aire-nomad/

Yes. Yes, it's all true.
― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Wednesday, July 21, 2004 9:48 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

first response HoF all-time forever

Pretty killer thread all around.

my favorite part of this thread is when drew d calls the kid fat

ha we were just talking about you & Cameo codpieces in outloud!

(separate conversations altogether, btw)

!

I brought you up bcz I was trying to remember that band from Michigan you posted about in the doom metal thread (Beast in the Field)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnZNS1q-III

Sonned? explain is that new slang like derived from "We can battle for cash and see who's son's who?"

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, July 21, 2004 5:08 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El-P's "Bytchass of Juxberry" boxing rules

http://willhigh.info/raps

<3

the friction of a hot dick, gift of smegma goo

!

ah fuck

that is a super fucked up website

http://www.obeseamerica.com/RSbreak.htm
Vinegar Tongue-ognihs named this beat Turn2 and for those heads who have SA-2, the reason is clear enough. The track’s a mixture of wordplay and commentary on the blind followers. The night Will High broke Vordul‘s jaw, he hit me up on AIM and replayed the night’s events in the third person. It was only later I discovered that he was describing himself handing out the beat down. Said surreal event was the foundation for the end of my first verse. Vinegar Tongue was one of the most difficult songs to name but the bitterness expressed seemed to make my final decision fit. It’s strange. I don’t have problem writing songs, just naming them.

aim is mentioned by name, so maybe some aol chat room.

http://rapgenius.com/Cunninlynguists-southernunderground-lyrics#note-631392

the will high on a rocking horse photo seems to have got 404d by a hosting company in an expiration tragedy

is Maester High still making his rounds on the net?

http://instagram.com/p/fRaQAoMg4R/

oh damn!

whoa

anyone excited for the new one? I don't think I've listened to the debut much since it came out, though I found instrumentals which worked pretty well as a Blade Runner-like soundtrack for doing work.

yeah I'm kinda excited to see if the wite kid can take his son game to the next level this time

i'm kinda hoping he can son El-P too

the other wite beef

http://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/the-juice/6502327/run-the-jewels-attacked-onstage-sxsw-video

funny how billboard says "f---boy" in the text and then includes the tweet that says fuckboy.

I saw El-P fall off stage once. True story.

yo is it true el-p got sonned by gravity after a stage-lip beef??????

it is true. It was at an ATP, I saw him later in the bar, he was looking rather glassy-eyed

https://i.imgur.com/QeEuKjL.gif

yo is it true lj got sonned by gyac after a hot soup beef??????

I'm not afraid. I'll fight any of you. LOL

― Will High, Friday, June 12, 2009 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink

What does "LOL" mean? You should be less cryptic and not use site-specific slang from other boards you post on.

― nitional biscsuh otmpany (some dude), Friday, June 12, 2009 3:11 PM bookmarkflaglink