looking for a new raper?

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are u searching for a new raper? if u are, can u please give an opportunity to show you what i have and also i have a brother that is working on his music.

― roberto broche, Friday, 23 April 2004 12:26 (twenty years ago) link

Genius.

― omg, Friday, 23 April 2004 12:28 (twenty years ago) link

Dude I am SO NOT after a new raper. Counselling costs etc.

― Mr Mime (Andrew Thames), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:29 (twenty years ago) link

CRW might be interested.

― omg, Friday, 23 April 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago) link

i'm calling the cops.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:41 (twenty years ago) link

If counselling costs are too high then I hear the rapists can help - sorry, I mean therapists can help

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:46 (twenty years ago) link

... mwap mwap mwap mwahhhhhhh

― Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:47 (twenty years ago) link

So does the brother sing while roberto rapes?

― Jonathan (Jonathan), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago) link

the servant waits while the master rapes

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:52 (twenty years ago) link

Don't Fear the Raper

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:55 (twenty years ago) link

You've all got a rapist's wit.

― Elliott (ebb), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:58 (twenty years ago) link

Jody Watley should look a little further for a comeback single.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

Heh. Is 'rapist' the hip-hop equivalent of 'rockist'?

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 23 April 2004 13:06 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.crappersquarterly.com/images/snl/snljtorg-gameshow-celebrity_jeopardy-an_anal_bum_cover-01.jpg

"I'll take the rapists for 500, Alex"

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 23 April 2004 13:20 (twenty years ago) link

Is that Jonathan Ross in disguise on the left?

― de, Friday, 23 April 2004 13:23 (twenty years ago) link

No, it's J*** C**a

― ModJ (ModJ), Friday, 23 April 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

Considering the charges aren't sticking against Isaac Brock, then yes, I'm looking.

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Friday, 23 April 2004 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

Hell, I'm still looking for the last guy!

― briania, Friday, 23 April 2004 13:53 (twenty years ago) link

this is awesome on at least 4 levels

― astroblaster (astroblaster), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

Answer: The sound a dog makes.

Alex: Sorry, time has expired. We would have accepted "Bow-wow" or "Ruff-ruff".

Sean: Rough! That's how your mother likes it, Alex.

― boldbury (boldbury), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

I've been into raping ever sicne I first heard "Raper's Delight", it was so joyous sounding

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago) link

"The Anfield Rape"

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago) link

four years pass...

no relation

― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 30 May 2008 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

4 years late but "hahahahahah" to Dan and Elliott.

― Myonga Vön Bontee, Friday, 30 May 2008 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link

In Norway it isn't considered polite to rape after dinner.

― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 31 May 2008 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

Has the original poster asked Tori Amos if he could have hers?

― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 31 May 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago) link

thudding cymbal crash

― sanskrit, Saturday, 31 May 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link

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