BLONDIEThe Curse of Blondie(Sanctuary)
Believes in reincarnation, wishes the pope had a bigger dick ("Shakedown," "End to End")
― frankE, Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Orbit (Orbit), Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link
― duke lever, Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Keith Harris (kharris1128), Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link
man I knew not of this! I never really check out ILE!
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago) link
― chris andrews (fraew), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 22 April 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link
Does the consumer guide appear somewhere in print?
― bimble (bimble), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link
― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 22 April 2004 03:51 (twenty years ago) link
Erm... could somebody translate this for me? I don't get what he's saying at all.
This is why rock critics are morons. They ruin every sentence they write by trying to sound smart.
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 22 April 2004 10:59 (twenty years ago) link
Agreed. Back when I started reading Christgau (geez...15 years or so ago now), I'd just chuckled and be like, "yeah. They *wish* they pope had a bigger dick." Of course, I had no idea then either, but I wouldn't admit that to myself. But now, a line like this (and this is just one example) makes me never want to read him again.
― frankE, Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago) link
nb. i have not heard this record
― tricky disco, Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:35 (twenty years ago) link
― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link
― tricky disco, Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago) link
I agree that Christgau can be pointlessly brusque, to the point of being uselessly cryptic.
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:52 (twenty years ago) link
― tricky disco, Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago) link
I guess I'm an idiot. Please elaborate how the former equates to the latter.
― frankE, Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 22 April 2004 13:58 (twenty years ago) link
And the Old Dog, erm Dean is typically about six months behind the curve and relies a bit too much on a crutch of nostalgic patronization to try and explain the music of today.
HS
― hector savage, Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:16 (twenty years ago) link
― tricky disco, Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link
Hurlothrumbo:Actally, the review is strictly commenting on the lyrics to two songs on the record -- except he has them backwards. It should read ("End to End," "Shakedown") -- since reincarnation and the size of the pope's dick are lyrical components of those two songs, respectively.
me:nb. i have not heard this record
― tricky disco, Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago) link
― tricky disco, Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:37 (twenty years ago) link
― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago) link
Like the albums, his honorable mention album picks are listed in order of preference.
― slb, Thursday, 22 April 2004 14:57 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE, Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago) link
And Jim DeRo's band Vortis shows up in Xgau's Choice Cuts this week.
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago) link
Then I would suggest he should have reversed the two comments that precede the listed songs. Unless, of course, the effect of their juxtaposition would have been irredeemably compromised by such a reversal.
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago) link
You should read his book of essays, Dadaismus!
Seriously, I've always thought Xgau was fine just so long as you didn't take his opinion as gospel. I read his 70s and 80s Consumer Guides from high school on — whether you agree with him or not, his take is one of a kind.
― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link
I AM NOT AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 April 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago) link
I'm not a great fan of this approach, but it does seem defensible from a logical standpoint, as long as you understand his verbal shorthand -- of course, I think it's adequately demonstrated here that not everybody does, which suggests some kind of failure.
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago) link
Anthony Miccio in Being a Different Person than Christgau Shocka.(The Courtney Love album is very good, by the way; esp. the single. And I don't hear what Bob hears in it, either -- I also completely forget what *Tonight's the Night* was about -- but I still think that was the best-written review in this month's Consumer Guide. Especially the punchline about the world owing Courtney a living.)
PS: I've never been all that big a Bon Jovi fan. PSS: The Blondie review made me laugh.
― chuck "hair metal" eddy, Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:44 (twenty years ago) link
- Some predictable moron with his head up his ass
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago) link
That was one of Momus's finest moments.
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link
― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 22 April 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link
i found that i had no way at all to infer this from the limited information offered in the review
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link
Isn't it sort of assumed that the honorable mentions are records the reader is already aware of? Would someone honestly feel inclined to purchase a record based upon the tone of a single sentence or phrase. I always read it as a way for him to deny responsibility if someone bought what they feel to be a shitty album. But really it's like "oh you like the Strokes well the new record basically repeats the first one. sorry, well you know it alright, i guess."
― danh, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:20 (twenty years ago) link
wilful obscurity as test of readership savvy is a rhetorical deadend imho
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago) link
Just when our number's upYou smashed the loving cupIt spills out everywhereIt simply isn't fairWe light up fire fliesWe kissed on New Years NightWe changed the centuryAll those romantic thingsWe changed the light to lowIt made our spirits glowIf it were up to meI'd never let you goSo If By ChanceYou Should agreeOhh tonightWe keep it RealToinghtWe put an End to the EndAnd just go on and on We wrote our name in lightsMade music every nightHeatwaves and rhapsodyBurn In my memoryWe changed the light to lowIt made our spirits glowIf it were up to meI'd never let you goSo If By ChanceYou Should agreeOhh tonightWe keep it RealToinghtWe put an End to the EndAnd just go on and on ToinghtWe put an End to the EndAnd just go on and on Tonight We PutAn End to the Endand just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on To the End the End the EndWe try to put the End to End to EndEnd the End End to the End the End the End End To End End To End
(Fade out...)Oh, did I mention that I wish the Pope had a bigger dick?
― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago) link
I used to get sick with solitudeI was always better in the multitudeBut now I like it up here all alone in my ivory towerHi-ho at the end of my ropeI watch it all through a telescopeI think I'd have a better chance to see the popeI get so bored with his shtick and his mini-minute dick
― Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:30 (twenty years ago) link
xpost
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:30 (twenty years ago) link
Hilarity.
― frankE, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:30 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:31 (twenty years ago) link
― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link
i mean i understand this is one way christgau deals with limited space allotment, and to his credit he certainly has formed an identifiable and oft-praised style of out this contingencies. but as i've noted before, on other threads, he often writes so elliptically that the meaning is lost on a great portion of the audience, and unlike chuck i'm not so quick to suggest this is a function of laziness or stupidity on the part of the voice readership. it is the author's primary duty, especially in a newspaper, to communicate ideas to his audience, and if there's a great failure to do so it's unbecoming to blame the audience (especially when the problematic ellipsis can be so easily pointed out). sort of like rock stars whining about rock critics, in fact.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:35 (twenty years ago) link
Then again, if the ambiguity is entertaining enough, it will get people talking. Nice trick, that.
The Pope is hung like a rhino.
― Evanston Wade (EWW), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link
what else could it possibly refer to except that having listened to the album, xgau has concluded that blondie wish the pop had a bigger dick? my assumption was that there's a lyric somewhere on the album that leads him to believe that. but maybe something else made him say that -- something on the cd cover, something about the way she sings, who knows. i don't need to know right this second which it is. what does it matter? if i'm intrigued enough, i'll explore further. if i'm not, i'll move on to the next album and the next sentence.
― fact checking cuz (fcc), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link
― morris pavilion (samjeff), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago) link
I don't hate Christgau's writing, or his style, but even as an occasional defender, I have to say that I find the format unclear (obviously, since I've been reading them wrong).
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago) link
Seconded.
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 18:59 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Evanston Wade (EWW), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:03 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago) link
please pay attention to the section before you start recommending they hire people who already write for it.
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago) link
― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago) link
Good point. For people (or at least outer space aliens) who never heard of Blondie, the Pope, dicks, or reincarnation, it's completely understandable that they wouldn't be able to decipher Bob's cryptic runes. So yeah: Context is everything, I totally agree.
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:15 (twenty years ago) link
I haven't a goddamn clue!! If you honestly think that the first (or fiftieth) thought in my head when I read that was "I bet these are lyrical references," you're dreaming. What has me annoyed is that by your line of thinking, there's an allusion to the fact that if I don't get it, I'm stupid. (What Broheems is saying.)
― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil, Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:21 (twenty years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:22 (twenty years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link
I didn't use one the other day and Jess complained. My heart was ruined!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link
Don't get me started on Marcus. Or Meltzer. Or that Eddy. Grrrrrr.
― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:35 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:38 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:39 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil, Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link
J0hn otmx1000
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link
Exactly. (Of course the only reason I would care is because I've read something he wrote quoted on ILM.)
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago) link
Outer space aliens. Ouch. Consider me put in my place.
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
This is the thread where you ask for help in parsing one of Robert Christgau's sentences.
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
Is this reader asking to be placed in a permanent state of comprehension? Does this reader need the Truth at all times?
If so, I'm with Christgau: gum up the works! Clarity is for monks and intelligence reports.
(Whoops. Maybe it's just for monks.)
― Evanston Wade (EWW), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link
Anyway dissecting Xgau's writing is half of the fun of reading him!
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago) link
damn!
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago) link
sounds like the Justice League of Rock Crits
― Andrew L (Andrew L), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago) link
xpost Anthony Xgau's writing is full of metaphors, assuming that this would be another one doesn't seem too silly to me.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:05 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:07 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link
I did :(
It's not REALLY a comeback record though, is it?
Dude "No Exit" feels like ages ago though. I've heard ppl talking about Neil Hannon's return from a "hiatus" w/r/t the new Divine Comedy album, so I figure calling Blondie's latest a comeback is fair game.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago) link
Even if some of your audience does understand you, and even if more of them accept a certain level of obscurity in your writing?
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:20 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link
I find myself oft-frustrated by the HM's, even though I know what the classification is about. But those who don't should recognize )(as I understand it) that the HM's are for fans and are recommended to non-fans only with caution. Whether that's implicit in the format for most people, I'm not sure. Regardless of fandom, however, are the HM's usually more cryptic than the As? Perhaps the idea is that you should have to work harder to figure out if you really want the thing, whether or not you're a fan?
I struggled w/ the second one, the best I could come up w/ was that Xgau thinks that Blondie wishes eclecticism was a more powerful tool than it is ("catholic tastes", you see?)
fantastic
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago) link
What's the fun in separating the two?
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago) link
It took me a minute to realize that, if these lyrical snippets were all he was referring to, the ret of it must relatively recognizable as a Blondie record. (I'm assuming it's not a grand concept album or a samba experiment, and I'd expect him to note if it were.)
But taking a minute to read between the lines isn't gonna kill anyone.
"By the way, in case nobody pointed out what I would have assumed is obvious but obviously i'm no judge about that sort of thing, the "reincarnation" part refers not ONLY to a song lyric, but also to, uh, Blondie's CAREER. (i.e. this is sort of a COMEBACK record). Which is kinda clever, since there are TWO meanings to not get, not just one! He said THREE things about the album in just ten words! -- chuck (cedd...), April 22nd, 2004."
Yeah, but if one to infer a metaphor from "reincarnation" then one can't be criticized for inferring one from "wishes the pope had a bigger dick."
Thus, were I editing him, I would request he clarify thusly:BLONDIEThe Curse of Blondie(Sanctuary)
Believes in reincarnation ("Shakedown"), wishes the pope had a bigger dick ("End to End").
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:31 (twenty years ago) link
It hangs deep in his robes, a delicate clapper at the center of a bell. It moves when he moves, a ghostly fish in a halo of silver seaweed, the hair swaying in the dark and the heat - and at night, while his eyes sleep, it stands up in praise of God.
----- Sharon Olds
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link
Why would you "assume" that? This idea that every review of a particular record has to say the same things about makes no sense at all to me. What if he thought the samba or grand concept weren't IMPORTANT?? What if he thinks, as I do, that Grand Concepts are almost NEVER important, and rarely have anything to do with what might make a record worth listening to??
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link
x post
By the way, I thought David Cross's singles reviews in the new Rolling Stone were way funnier than his ones in Spin a few months ago, by the way. (But he still doesn't resemble me in the picture.)
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link
GTRSht.
― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link
Because it's called a Consumer Guide. And this is listed under "Other Consumer News." Please don't say "Oh, he's being ironic, you moron." Just don't.
"This idea that every review of a particular record has to say the same things about makes no sense at all to me."I didn't say it did. I WAS praising this review for hitting the distinctive bits and not bothering with what everyone already knows. Now I'm not so sure.
"What if he thought the samba or grand concept weren't IMPORTANT?? What if he thinks, as I do, that Grand Concepts are almost NEVER important, and rarely have anything to do with what might make a record worth listening to??"
Maybe you're right about the Grand Concept. But if it were a salsa record, would that be a less salient fact of "what might make a record worth listening to" then a couple of lyric snippets?
"Or what if he thought they were SORT OF important, but not as important as the fact that there are songs about reincarnation and penile lengths and girths within Vatican City, and he said, "oops, I only have ten words! Better stick to what REALLY MATTERS here?"
Then I might buy the Blondie album, find out that he completely missed the boat on the most distinctive thing about the album, figure that his priorities regarding music are completely worthless to me, and never read him again.
Jesus, Chuck. Like I said, I WAS praising this review. Now I'm not so sure.
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Naive Teen Idol (Naive Teen Idol), Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago) link
Great - now my mind's eye is flashing on the cover shot of Can't Slow Down.
In the immortal words of Alice Cooper, "GOOD NIGHT!"
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link
Yes blount, the refusal to indulge rock critics who care more about being prose stylists than giving their readers some idea what the recordings under discussion sound like is the first step on the slippery slope to an imperialist plutocracy.
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:12 (twenty years ago) link
Rockist, who do you think actually falls in this category? Obviously, you can't say that about Christgau in general.
― Tim Ellison, Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago) link
J.D. Considine was at the EMP Pop Conference! He gave a paper (that I missed) on J-pop, sounded intriguing. Otherwise I think he lives in Toronto and freelances for Blender among others.
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago) link
Say Something Interesting about "The Threepenny Opera"
― Broheems (diamond), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago) link
DeRo to thread, obv.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link
(I'm not into those French guys.)
I need a new job. This one leaves me too much dead time with a PC in front of me.
x-post: Rockist, who do you think actually falls in this category? Obviously, you can't say that about Christgau in general.
What I've seen of Christgau often falls into this category, but I haven't gone out of my way to read him.
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link
xpost: DING DING DING DING DING
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago) link
Sort of like salsa music, Rockist? Do you not think that's "worthwhile for its own aesthetic value, or for what it reveals about its author" either, since people dance to it? Bizarre. How, exactly, does walking prevent a person from chewing gum??
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago) link
How it's different from music designed to be danced to I'd have to think about. I guess for one thing, in my experience, salsa or some other music made to accompany dancing is enjoyable to me when I'm just listening to it without dancing.
Also, if I went out to see a salsa band, with the intention of dancing, and found that they were going off on their own tangents which made it difficult to dance to them, I'd be frustrated and feel cheated (unless I just happened to really like their tangents). In a similar way, if I read one of Christgau's really compact, elliptical and hard to decipher reviews, when I wanted to get an idea of how something sounded, I'd be unsatisfied.
And I guess my complaint would be with critics who aren't taking care of the functional side of their work.
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 22 April 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago) link
So mainly, you enjoy cookbooks, phone books, and auto repair manuals?
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link
BUT...
I think that game reviewer as a whole definitely take the course that I think Rockist is talking about -- i.e. giving consumers nuts-and-bolts explanations of a consumer product and what works and doesn't work about it...
Obv. games are different because they are software as well as art--- bad graphics or technical glitches are just bad graphics and technical glitches -- there's no "lo-fi" charm in gaming...so we have a lot more simply "black and white" issues that aren't really a matter of taste or philosophy....but it is funny because this discussion would never happen with a bunch of game journalists....
I sometimes wonder as games get more complex in terms of plot/story/emotional content if this might change...obv. graphics are getting better and better so in the future technical issues won't be as paramount in the minds of gamers...hopefully they'll become more focused on the impact and style of the experience...
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago) link
"Believes in reincarnation, wishes the pope had a bigger dick" = "All music is horrible." How could anybody have interpreted it otherwise?
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago) link
x-post: chuck, that's a pretty limited view of what sort of books would fit my description.
Examples of critics I think do the fuctional thing well? I don't follow any particular music writers, so that makes it difficult for me to give examples. I'll try to think of an example. I like what I've read about Arabic music by A. J. Racy, though he's more ethnomusicologist than critic. I also found ethnomusicologist Lise Waxer helpful on salsa.
(What little exposure I've had to Christgau's writing gives me a really visceral negative reaction, which I guess is why I always end up jumping into these Christgau threads.)
*
Maybe this is a delayed reaction to my having spent too much time in my teens so focused on poetry? At any rate, I mostly read non-fiction books about things that interest me. The artistic side of reading is of pretty marginal interest to me.
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link
The review was under his "Honorable Mention" category, which is reserved for albums that are good, even "solid," but not great. So I don't think he's being snide...flip maybe, but hey, it's not as if Blondie are strangers to flippishness.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago) link
how many people who contribute to these threads actually read Christgau
As the originator or the tread, I feel I should respond:
I've been reading Christgau since I discovered the Village Voice in the University of Illinois' (Urbana-Champaign) main library about 13 years ago. Since the music section is online now, I read just about every word he publishes. Hell, I even read (and finished, mind you) his Believer article on the roots of minstrelry.
Some of his articles have moved with me to every apartment I've lived in since the day I first read them. His article on Freedy Johnston's Can You Fly, titled Arguing with Perfection, is one of my absolute favorite pieces of music writing ever.
Sure, oftentimes I don't get him on the first read, or even the second read, or (I'll admit it) even on the third. When I do, I find myself paid in full for *my* (emphasis added for his editor, whom I understand thinks I need to be spoonfed) effort and his. But in all honesty, the pope's-dick line is such a throwaway as to come off as being for the guys on bathroom break at the symposium. "Hey, Greil! Chuck! Whadya think of that one? Heh, heh."
Like I said, sometimes I'm amazed, others confounded.
― frankE (frankE), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago) link
I'm just saying that if you're gonna argue that music criticism has an inherent aesthetic value (as you clearly believe), then for the sake of intellectual consistency an inherent respect for the aesthetic value of the musical work of others should follow as well. This particular case - Blondie/Xgau - I don't really give a shit about. It just irritates me to see people who dismiss other people's careers with 10 words get all hyper-defensive when the value of their own careers are questioned.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago) link
any idea where one can find this online?
It just irritates me to see people who dismiss other people's careers with 10 words
If you were paying attention, you'd understand that he's not dismissing their career. If you read more of his work, you might know that he called Parallel Lines "as close to God as pop-rock albums ever get, or got."
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link
Thanks for playing.
(x-post)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link
What does this "inherent respect for the aesthetic value of the musical work of others" entail? You mean ALL PEOPLE'S MUSICAL WORKS OF ALL TIMES? If you believe rockcrit has worth, then you can't EVER be mean or irreverent or flip or silly or dismissive about a piece of music? Even ones you like? Why the fuck would anybody want to do that? NOBODY does this. Not critics, not listeners, not musicians, not fans, nobody. Maybe bizarro l'art pour l'art idolators do, but who takes THEM seriously?
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link
this is what we call 'a distinction without a difference'
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago) link
about a zillion x posts
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago) link
The format of the 10-word joke review is inherently dismissive to whatever it's reviewing. By extension, being casually dismissive of the aesthetic value of that 10-word review is only fair.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago) link
even if it says more than 600 words? some examples.
do you think that 10 minutes songs are better than 3 minute ones?
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 April 2004 23:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago) link
"Flip" = "this album is so obviously not a matter of life and death" --> "so I can be pretty or silly or cute or pretentious or extremely casual about this album." OR "It's pretty much common knowledge I love these guys" --> "I can say all sorts of silly things about them without seeming mean." (Much like I can call a friend a "fascist" or a "jerk" in certain contexts -- like in jokes -- and they'll KNOW I'm not dissing them.")
"Dismissive" = "This sucks, and isn't worth respect in any contexts."
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago) link
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link
He needs the blood of the living to retain his girlish figure.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago) link
Doesn't look like it's made it to his archive yet. But his consumer guide review is here
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago) link
U2 - "Pop"Misses his mother, misses Jesus ("Mofo, "Wake Up Dead Man")
I want to start a thread now.
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:28 (twenty years ago) link
― robin (robin), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:53 (twenty years ago) link
― robin (robin), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 00:59 (twenty years ago) link
For distinguished criticism, Ten thousand dollars ($10,000).
Awarded to Dan Neil of the Los Angeles Times for his one-of-a-kind reviews of automobiles, blending technical expertise with offbeat humor and astute cultural observations.
Also nominated as finalists in this category were: Nicolai Ouroussoff of the Los Angeles Times for his versatile architectural criticism that stretched from his hometown's new Disney Hall to the rubble in Baghdad, where he pondered the ancient city's resurrection, and Inga Saffron of The Philadelphia Inquirer for her passionate and insightful architectural criticism that, through clear, elegant writing, was as accessible to the ordinary reader as it was to the expert.
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link
― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link
"yes, rock criticism is a lower format than other kinds of writing. thanks for setting us straight. "
Matos, where did I say that? Again, words in my mouth (or you're making a dubious leap).
"novels and hard journalism are automatically better because higher than writing about records. this is a point that cannot be reinforced enough! "
I think you misunderstood my Ulysses reference (which was meant more as a quip). I'm really not interested in positing some sort of hierarchy of the written word. I never said novels and hard journalism are automatically better. Again, words put in my mouth, which is a lazy way to debate.
Ulysses is a hard read though. My ancient Greek is none too good.
Also, yes, criticism is different from straight journalism, thank god, but when I read a food critic, I want to understand his opinion about the restaurant.; when I read a movie review, I want to know the critic's take on the movie.The writing should be good — that's part of the enjoyment — but it shouldn't get in the way. I mean, as a writer, you are trying to communicate.
Simply put, clarity and creativity are not mutually exclusive. I realize writing about music involves approximations and metaphor, but the intent doesn't have to be buried.
"through clear, elegant writing, was as accessible to the ordinary reader as it was to the expert. "
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago) link
"If you write about cars, it is reportage," said John Simon, theater critic of New York magazine. "It is not criticism, even though it postures as criticism. Cars are utilitarian things. You might as well be a critic of kitchen utensils."
I wonder if he realizes he sounds nine hundred?
― ben tausig (datageneral), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:46 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago) link
banjomania, that leap is pretty dubious to me too, but I've seen it made countless times on this board and fully expect to see it made again in the future, so my (actual!) dismissiveness has some basis here. also, as one friend put it, does the auto guy clear the path for Paul Lukas to get a Pulitzer? (I hope so!)
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 23 April 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago) link
― ben tausig (datageneral), Friday, 23 April 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago) link
Thank you Matos! more where that came from.
Tom Petty - Wildflowers
More songs about buildings and weed. ("House In the Wood", "You Don't Know How It Feels")
Saint Etienne - Good Humor
Muzak for the duty free shops, which isn't a bad thing, really. ("Woodcabin", "Mr. Donut")
Handsome Family - In the Air
Nature will make everything alright, except when you're crossing bridges. ("Don't Be Scared", "In the Air")
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 23 April 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago) link
That's more than ten words, you're fired.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 04:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 23 April 2004 04:19 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 23 April 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago) link
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 23 April 2004 04:28 (twenty years ago) link
i reject this view most vehemently; writing is debased if its primary objective is simply to stir up talk (or anger)
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:02 (twenty years ago) link
this is a trick question isn't it???
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:06 (twenty years ago) link
whose posts are you alluding to john? in my case i don't think my mild approbation qualifies as a "rain of venom"
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:07 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:08 (twenty years ago) link
i had this exact same experience, if that helps people understand my criticism, but on the other hand, i don't feel edified or satisfied after solving the riddle
x-post
sorry blount i should organize my posts into one big one, but i sort of read a bit of this long thread ,posted my response, then read the rest of it, etc etc
it's early in the morning here, i'm sort of discombobulated
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:11 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:12 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:18 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:19 (twenty years ago) link
Xgau's pickup metal band, of course
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:21 (twenty years ago) link
to fall back on some chuck-style self-referentiality, here is "best (so to speak) of amateurist on the other (exceedingly long) xgau thread":
I think Tom is right, Christgau is very inventive in condensing information into tiny sentences to make his word count. I guess it's inevitable that at some point he condenses this information to the point where it's no longer easily comprehensible. And I guess this is a virtue, and why not? But I do feel like this kind of density precludes Christgau from expanding upon his core points in any real way. He doesn't make his arguments with the kind of transparency and deliberateness that would allow for the introduction of evidence, for example. This is why I find it exhausting, as above, if never exactly boring or useless as some attest. -- Amateurist (amateuris...) (webmail), February 6th, 2003 7:35 AM. (amateurist) (link)
I want to (re)assert that by holding up Christgau's sentences for explication, I am not trying to ridicule them or cast asperions at Christgau's writing generally. I honestly believe that some of you have more "training" with this kind of writing and can be of help in, as dleone says, translating the more twisty passages. In doing so I suspect we will uncover some things that simply can't be untangled, or as Tom points out, don't really hold up to analysis. -- Amateurist (amateuris...) (webmail), February 6th, 2003 1:27 PM. (amateurist) (link)
Maybe that's why I'm missing the meaning of much of this, because I haven't heard many of the albums under discussion. I wonder how many people actually use the Consumer Guide as a consumer guide. -- Amateurist (amateuris...) (webmail), February 6th, 2003 1:40 PM. (amateurist) (link)
p.s. dan's parsing of xgau's sentence on that thread is the best thing ever on ilx
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:27 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:39 (twenty years ago) link
gabneb made a crack about 600-word reviews in PopMatters and Pitchfork -- right enough. I wrote for PopMatters briefly, until the thrill of not being paid wore off, and I was often scrambling to pad those things out to 500-plus words. You find yourself doing things like tedious track-by-track recitations, or noting that the engineer also worked on Tanya Donnelly's last album...
― spittle (spittle), Friday, 23 April 2004 07:45 (twenty years ago) link
― lovebug starski, Friday, 23 April 2004 10:20 (twenty years ago) link
Well, true (except for the parenthetical thought), but is anybody here really saying clarity and formalist follies are mutually exclusive in an essay? Or career?
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:26 (twenty years ago) link
― The Mighty Chickadee, Friday, 23 April 2004 12:44 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 12:45 (twenty years ago) link
― The Mighty Chickadee, Friday, 23 April 2004 13:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 23 April 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago) link
― spittle (spittle), Friday, 23 April 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago) link
Then again, I'm also quite happy not knowing where I am at any given time.
― Evanston Wade (EWW), Friday, 23 April 2004 14:28 (twenty years ago) link
What I never understood is how "spatulas" can actually be TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS, with two completely different functions -- The flipping kind (metal or wood, usually) and the scraping kind (generally rubber, I think). The only thing they have in common is that they're SORT OF shaped alike. How come the English language didn't come up with two different words for them? It weirds me out.
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 15:39 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link
i can say with breathtaking confidence that i have no aspirations to becoming a rock critic
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:09 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago) link
xgau doesn't really bother me, in fact i really like him on certain things (al green!), and he has very good taste as i've remarked elsewhere; sometimes i search for explication of his notoriously cryptic reviews, and if it turns up the review was simply missing a bit of crucial context, or a connective clause or two, it bugs me a little, and more so that people use the "don't spoonfeed the audience" argument in response
i don't dislike rock critics or even "rock criticism" in theory, it's the contemporary practice of rock criticism that i find wanting; there are probably certain exceptions that i'm unaware of
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago) link
often that context will be understood by those who have gleaned it from other writings of his (compare daniel's comment above about "catholic tastes" a phrase that he has used more than once elsewhere, i believe). each capsule review seems to help piece together a puzzle. (is it possible that he's understood better by people who are good at pattern recognition and looked down upon by people whose intelligence is more likely to come in other forms?) perhaps he is being dismissive of more casual readers by adopting this approach, but i don't see what obligation he has not to be.
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago) link
Why doesn't he have this obligation?
Because he writes about music? Because he writes for the Village Voice? Because he is Robert Christgau?
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago) link
well, i do know that bob and i are both pretty good at math, for whatever that's worth. which comes in handy around pazz & jop time, but pazz & jop also annually reaffirms for us how AWFUL at math so many rock critics are. (which is fine; it's not exactly a job requirment.)(and metal mike saunders, who is a CPA and who uses math in his writing more than any other rock critic i know and who, to my knowledge, has never been given credit for it, could probably put both bob and i to shame. as could mike's former bandmate and fellow ex-Creem critic greg turner, who's been a math professor for years.)
btw, i wonder what the folks who think christgau is cryptic think of dave tompkins or don allred or (oddly enough, given the love for him above) dave queen, who often write entire reviews (LONG ones) almost completely as word puzzles, where almost EVERY word is some kinda internal pun....there's a ingenius playfulness to their stuff that i'm awe of, but i assume it must drive some readers completely nuts.
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago) link
note: i do know who he is and knew what context he was writing, and still had no clue what he was saying.
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago) link
Sure, oftentimes I don't get him on the first read, or even the second read, or (I'll admit it) even on the third. When I do, I find myself paid in full for *my* (emphasis added for those who think I need to be spoonfed) effort and his. But in all honesty, the pope's-dick line is such a throwaway as to come off as being for the guys on bathroom break at the symposium. "Hey, Greil! Chuck! Whadya think of that one? Heh, heh."
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:30 (twenty years ago) link
(ps that Yes piece is completely undreadable).
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:30 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:31 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago) link
Again, I still don't get this. Are you just saying Greil or I are more likely to be amused by jokes about the size of the Pope's penis than most other people? Possible, but I don't know why that would be.
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link
this isn't true. and when haven't good writers tried to impress other good writers?
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link
Blount you did hear about that crappy "speedy" graphic that Fox is using to explain baseball arcana to kids, no?
― hstencil, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link
Yes. Clearly.
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago) link
fox sports is the blender of sports journalism
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:39 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:40 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago) link
hey! you dropped your spoon!
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:41 (twenty years ago) link
"...the mighty riff machine YES went into overdrive with riffs like “Owner of a Lonely Heart,” where Trevor Rabin took a flare gun and burned the corrupt apartheid state to the ground!"
The thing is, I had never really noticed that "Smoke on the Water" and "Owner of a Lonely Heart" have essentially the same riff! So the piece taught me something, as well as making me chuckle.
― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link
― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago) link
― hstencil, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago) link
actually, i think it was you guys (Chuck, Blount, et al.) who made the shift from reader to "casual reader." it does make your points easier to defend. also, if i remember correctly, the guy who started the thread stated he was a regular reader of Xgau's.
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link
well, it's amazing how dunderheaded some people can be. (look it up)
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:51 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Al (sitcom), Friday, 23 April 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago) link
So let's keep those snappy putdowns coming! After all, that's the apex of music criticism for most writers.
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:53 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago) link
That's me. And I am! I actually like the guy's writing! Chuck's though...peeee-ewe!
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago) link
xgau often has nice little bits of critical observation in his reviews; but on other occasions it seems like once you've figured out the pun (and there are sometimes impediments to even doing that; a grammatical error here, a lack of context there), there's no further insight to be gleaned. that's no mortal sin; people are obviously enjoying his writing just the same. but it's not what i look for in a critic.
to cite an example of a critic whose writing can be impossibly dense, even obscure on occasion, and yet full of revelations and pointed observations, see manny farber.
i think my criticisms of xgau have been pretty mild, so i'm a bit bewildered by the vehemence of some responses here. i don't know what engenders this wolf pack defensiveness re rock criticism that i sometimes perceive.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link
could have something to do with all the rock critics lying around.
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:32 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:33 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:38 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link
Actually, I think I've been fairly UN-vehement today, at least compared to yesterday, at least until my most recent post. Oh well!
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago) link
You don't say?? Coulda fooled me, Shakey -- every piece in the Voice music section I edit reads EXACTLY like that Queen piece (which I, uh, comprehended and loved, though I did not myself edit or run it)! That's my rule: If you don't write like Dave Queen, don't even think of pitching me ideas! (And that goes double for all you jazz critics!)
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago) link
(I assume Chuck's being sarcastic, since I don't read the Voice - I live in SF why would I bother...)
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago) link
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 18:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 18:58 (twenty years ago) link
Well, you were the one to bring it up so I was curious.
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago) link
Well, that explains a lot, Shakey -- if I didn't read the Voice music section, I'd under-rate the current state of rock criticism, too!
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago) link
(Hell, I don't think I know what some of my favorite songs are "supposed to" mean.)
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:08 (twenty years ago) link
What is a "true summer"? Why is there a distinction being drawn at all between a "true summer" and yr regular old summer?
"Jon Andersen tired of being a milkman"
This sounds like a fabrication meant as a joke, except I don't understand why it should be funny. Unless Dave Q thinks it's clever to say "this is the truth!" before telling an obvious lie. Which doesn't seem very clever to me.
"he decided to combine the Mars Volta with the Outfield"
Okay, so he's fucking with the timeline here (tho I dunno who the Outfield is), but what for? Do Yes actually sound like Mars Volta and the Outfield?
"'Owner of a Lonely Heart' where Trevor Rabin took a flare fun and burned the corrupt apartheid state to the ground!"
Huh? Is "Owner of a Lonely Heart" even about apartheid? A flare gun is used as a distress signal, but the sentence implies it was intentional. Or did he burn the state to the ground (which is in itself a bad metaphor - how does one burn an abstraction "to the ground"?) by mistake? I don't get it. Why use a "flare gun" instead of "flamethrower"? And why bother figuring all that out when it doesn't seem to actually have anything to do with the music and is just something Dave Q thought was a funny image?
"(TEMPO CHANGE)"
haha - okay, the headers so far are the only thing that work in the article.
"All the Yes covers are really photographs from outer-space telescopes, so they're actually TRUE."
This seems to tie back to the "true summers" thing but I still don't get what for. Are Yes obsessed with "the Truth"? Is there some conflict between truth/falseness going on in their music that I should understand implicitly?
"Except for the cover of Relayer (1974), which is a photo of my apartment block after I stupidly lit the crack pipe with the gas burner on."
Don't know the cover, so don't know if this is another complex joke I'm out of the loop on. Otherwise this looks like the same trick as the first paragraph - stating "the truth" then following it up with an obvious fabrication (unless Dave Q really is a crack smoker that burned his block down).
And that's about where I stopped reading the first time I read this article, cuz frankly the article's entertainment value was inversely proportional to the effort it took to read it. I read the whole thing a few minutes ago but this is all I have time to write about right now, let the flamewar begin now that I've publicly slagged off the writing of an ILM regular....
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:18 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link
Nobody said this anywhere in the thread. Not one person championed dumbing down or spoonfeedery (which is a 'word' I'm starting to like). The only reason I can see to make these hyperbolic leaps is to shore up a shaky argument or two.
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago) link
Jon Anderson really was a milkman, it is true. Lots of famous people have held shit jobs. What's so unbelievable about that?
meh
― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 20:37 (twenty years ago) link
How dare I not know that Jon Andersen was actually a milkman!
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link
Poetic language d00d. Would "many moons ago" confuse you, too?
One would assume that yes, to him they do.
He's giving an unconventional spin on what the cover looks like (i.e. it's not the sort of image that you'd associate w/ it just looking at it, but if you look at it after having read the review you can actually kinda see it); referncing HIS house as opposed to just any house is used to enhance his psychotic critical persona (whether or not this persona has anything to do with the *real* Dave Q is absolutley irrelevant.) So it's funny AND a new way of looking at the cover AND useful in characterizing the persona under which he's writing the review (which in turn is useful for knowing whether or not you'd be interested in the album.)
xpost I'm guessing the apartheid line is referencing the fact that "Owner Of A Lonely Heart" is sort of a R&B tune.
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link
xpost: YOU'RE calling SOMEONE ELSE a pedant?!
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link
I didn't know these things when I read it, and it made sense to me. I don't think knowing anything about prog or Yes was necessary to understanding the article.
― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link
I don't think understanding this article is necessary to understanding this article!
Man that was wild, funny yes bit....awesome.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link
I have no idea when the problem became, "rock critics are showing off" vs. "readers are morons", but that was the original intention here.
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link
Shakey Mo in minority of one shockah
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link
The pattern of the HMs here are "here's a witty one liner about the BAND, ALBUM or MUSIC CONTAINED THEREIN" not "here's a comment about one song I like, here's another comment about another song I like."
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago) link
― BanjoMania (Brilhante), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago) link
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago) link
Hey, I only mentioned math in one post, which nobody even answered!! I guess Metal Mike's accounting career is old news or something...
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link
But choice A above does not necessarily NEGATE choice B. The Blondie review was meant to be both, obviously -- a witty one-liner consisting of comments about two different songs. Sort of.
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link
I think it's pretty funny how not being terribly interested in writing with "personality" and not looking to writing primarily for its entertainment value is getting labelled "dumbing down" on this thread. I would have thought turning every discipline into a personality cult would be one example of "dumbing down."
I honestly don't know why I am continuing to post to this thread. Apparently, I enjoy this sort of thing. I wish I didn't.
― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago) link
― frankE (frankE), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago) link
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link
(To be honest, I didn't really like the piece - though I love dave q and Yes - on first skimming but without even rereading this thread is making me appreciate it more.)
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 23 April 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago) link
I loved the Yes piece, personally.
"I'm assuming the "true summers" stuff is a reference to the chorus of Yes' hit "Roundabout": "Ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too/Twenty-four before my love and I'll be there with you"."
I hadn't caught that at first. But that was OK. The piece works even if you don't catch it. (I just figured it was an attempt to sound all fancy and literary - just like Yes.) And I think that's the key to making references, lyrical or otherwise.
I didn't know John Anderson was a milkman. If I were someday to find out he weren't, then I'd retroactively like the piece a lot less, because then it would read like pure fiction. But this mixture of fact and fancy is dead-on, particularly given its subject. And it solves the problem of "what the hell is there left to say about Yes?"
Just like Christgau pretty well solved the problem of what to say about the Blondie record, which, according to other reviews I've read in the past day and a half, sounds pretty Blondie-esque.
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:04 (twenty years ago) link
I also didn't think it was obvious that Christgau was talking about song lyrics. (I too assume "believes in reincarnation" was a reference to it being a comeback album.) And I also don't really get, even after having it explained, what the value of that blurb would be for someone reading it.
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago) link
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link
No Exit seems more appropriate.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 23 April 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago) link
-- sundar subramanian (sundar_subramanian200...), April 23rd, 2004.
It's in the Honorable Mentions, so he thinks it's pretty good, but not great. Picking a couple of lyric references = "otherwise, it's pretty much what you'd expect from a Blondie album."
Granted, I needed to have a little of that explained to me - the "reincarnation" bit does sound like a metaphor, which leads one to believe that "wishes the pope had a bigger dick" is also a metaphor. But apparently others got it, so what the heck.
Attaching this much importance, positive or negative, to one of many 10-word end-of-the-column reviews: C or D?
― Rick Massimo (Rick Massimo), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago) link
yes. especially when it rocks.
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 23 April 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago) link
"Whatever other genre distinctions you want to make (and they're always fuzzy), it's a weird switch to act as if black music (whatever exactly that means) is not rock and roll. If Motown was rock and roll, then so are the O'Jays and Donna Summer; if Linda Ronstadt and Randy Newman are part of the tradition, then so are Natalie Cole and Gil Scott-Heron. Rock and roll is a direct descendant of rhythm and blues, and so are soul, funk, middle-class black pop from Linda Hopkins to Ashford & Simpson, Philly-derived disco, reggae (less categorically), and jazz fusion and Eurodisco (less categorically still, since both are genuinely interracial styles with disparate forebears). All these genres share formal and cultural presuppositions with white rock."
But yeah, sure, it's a matter of opinion, just like all genre classifications. But I'd say a lot of techno and country and teenpop (and maybe all hip-hop) are rock, too. Just like James Brown and the Platters and the Shangri-Las and the Coasters and Desmond Dekker.
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link
― bugged out, Friday, 23 April 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago) link
http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0239/allred.php
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Patrick (Patrick), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago) link
As a habitual user of the parenthetical phrase myself (which I trace to early and prolonged exposure to Pauline Kael), I stand in awe of Don Allred's barrage of asides, digressions, and (literally) inside jokes in his review of the new Dixie Chicks album, Home ["Goin' Out Walkin'," September 25-October 1]. Allred knows what he's doing. By frantically juggling language (I'm reminded of somebody working a shell game, or maybe three-card monte, same thing), sometimes going so far as to insert brackets within parentheses, he almost manages to conceal the fact that he has nothing to say. (He thinks that an argument set down in simple declarative sentences would be dull.) (Given his inability to describe music, it would be.) Add the steady barrage of puns, neologisms, and street talk (but where would we find that street?), and we just have to give up. The prose (and the reader) is (are) tortured beyond belief. We long to hear something, anything, about the Dixie Chicks, but Allred doesn't deliver (or, as he might have said [and I'm surprised he didn't]—the Chicks are in the mail). Douglas Anderson Middlebury, Vermont Don Allred replies: The Chicks are also in the mall, and I suggest that you go reward yourself by purchasing Home, if you haven't done so already (or even if you have) (it gooood).
― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago) link
Not sure what "a rock perspective" (there's not just one!) might mean here, and sadly I don't know who Jammer are, but I should point out that "rock" can mean Tangerine Dream & Kraftwerk too (assuming "Kraut rock" is part of "rock"), not just Led Zeppelin and AC/DC...
As for reggae, I seriously doubt that words like "rockers" and "rocksteady" are entirely coincidental...
― chuck, Friday, 23 April 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 23 April 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:05 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago) link
After reading Scott Seward's El-P review I wondered how such an absolute farce of an attempt to communicate anything, other than a masturbatory fascination with words and the self speaking them, got printed in the Voice. One would expect a reviewer to offer something more tangible than useless literary name-dropping and meaningless pop-culture references like "El-P's sound tries to come across like some William Burroughs cutup of the B-boy's Bhagavad Gita but turns out more like Nabokov's Lolita holding down a slab of Velveeta so it can get fucked by Chester Cheetah." The point of a review is to express cogent thoughts about a piece of work, not rhyme one's way through a gleefully nonsensical diatribe against music one clearly has not taken the time to listen to closely. Dan Thomas-Glass Berkeley, California
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago) link
And now I have to turn off my computer and go home....
― chuck, Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 April 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave M. (rotten03), Saturday, 24 April 2004 04:19 (twenty years ago) link
chuck, it wasn't an observation per se, it was an opinion. which is not my full statement on the matter; i have written other things, here and elsewhere, that you might find it a bit more challenging to respond to, though i suspect you could come up with a putdown just the same (or if not a putdown, a capital-letters rant full of expletives).
now i suspect you happen to not find it "highly informed" simply because you disagree with it, not because you happen to know or care to what extent i am familiar with rock criticism.
i learned a while ago that you don't respond to logic, or to anything that suggests criticism, except by snide remarks and putdowns. at least that is how it comes off on ilm.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 24 April 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago) link
please cite the name of one of these dumbed-down critics who i have professed to prefer to xgau, say; my arguments are not in favor of one vein of rock criticism over another, but a plea for an altogether new type of writing on rock, one modeled after writing that is.
the past few years do not demarcate, to me, some kind of decline in rock criticism. there would have had to have been some kind of golden age for there to have been a decline. i enjoy reading many critics from time to time, but on the whole i have been dissatisfied with rock criticism since always, and i don't find examples of it from the 60s and 70s, say, to be any better (possibly much worse) than what is being written now.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 24 April 2004 13:30 (twenty years ago) link
OTM
every time someone proposes an alternative, or indicates a preference, to the kind of criticism chuck specializes in, he retorts with the accusation that they want to be "spoon fed" some kind of shilling idiocy.
oh i'm sorry are we talking about who "rocks" and who doesn't again now?
― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 24 April 2004 13:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 24 April 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 24 April 2004 13:38 (twenty years ago) link
― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 24 April 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link
''Was it just supposed to be an overview of their career as a build-up to the concert? If so, and it was written for a reader who doesn't know the band and get all the lyric and album cover references, I don't know what it would communicate to them.''
yes, I think it was build up to a concert. Just took another glance, and, as someone who has only heard one record from them, it did tell me quite a bit about the sound, the personalities within the band, the covers (context and more context) but it's done within this web of puns so I you might not know what would be true or not but I don't think criticism should be consumer guide all the time but I wonder if i loved it more than I should have done bcz I know dave from being on the board for a few years now and kind of have an idea of his online 'persona'.
I quite like the xgau review and 10-20 word reviews are a valid and workable format, again execution is the key (see stefan jaworzyn's 'scum list' but you prob won't find it, too damn obscure but a mix of the funny, informative, plain throw away stuff and phrases to chew on, that make you think about what you're listening far more than most 'proper' reviews).
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 24 April 2004 13:49 (twenty years ago) link
i seem to have left out a big chunk of my sentence here, sorry.
i meant to say that i appreciate certain veins of music study of other kinds of music, and perhaps a better rock criticism could model itself after certain examples of same. that's all.
― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 24 April 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 24 April 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link
"This is why rock critics are morons. . ."
"The entire Voice music staff are a bunch of fucking nitwits. . ."
I wish I had disassociated myself from those sweeping comments before making any further response.
*I think one of the funniest things on this thread is the way someone, I think it was cinniblount, wanted to make a sharp distinction between music criticism and journalism. Meanwhile, chuck and others seem to want to blur the line between criticsm and art. To me, the line between music criticism (at least the sort that appears in newspapers) and music journalism is much less black and white than the line between criticism and art (though once again, I understand that criticism can be literature as well).
― Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 24 April 2004 14:28 (twenty years ago) link
If you read Chris Ware you get both.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 April 2004 15:08 (twenty years ago) link
"The entire Voice music staff are a bunch of fucking nitwits. . .""
OK, i didn't notice these comments; I suppose this would nettle me too
― amateur!st (amateurist), Saturday, 24 April 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago) link
― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link
Yes, obviously, if you are at all interested in understanding music in its social context. If you are primarily interested in being the music critic of Harold Bloom's* "strong poet," then maybe not.
*I think it was Bloom. Read about it in Rorty.
― Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 April 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 29 April 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 29 April 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Patrick (Patrick), Friday, 30 April 2004 02:13 (nineteen years ago) link
Has anyone else done this?
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 30 April 2004 05:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 30 April 2004 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 30 April 2004 05:17 (nineteen years ago) link
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i know its a grave failing on my part
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Does he really still have to call Paul McCartney "Paulie?"
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I can think of a few other things.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
http://nastybrutish-n-short.com/blog/2007/07/less_dressy_what_do_you_think.html
― gabbneb, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link
three stars - WOULD IT HAVE KILLED YOU TO GIVE IT THREE AND A HALF?
: D
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link
on the rolling stone blog you can watch Joe Levy and Xgau discuss two albums each week or so in a video clip (a friend was sending me the link until I begged her not to), and in the Macca one he admits he should have given it three and a half.
Music ratings are fucking retarded, btw.
― da croupier, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link
he admits he should have given it three and a half.
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Do I hear four, anybody?
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link
"The thing about McCartney...he doesn't have great ideas. He's just sort of...a level of intellectual sophistication...he doesn't have it. He doesn't have the instincts that a Lennon or a Lou Reed or a Bob Dylan or even a Neil Young has for just thinking. And that makes his work really soft around the edges."
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:16 (sixteen years ago) link
"the instincts for thinking." so we're talking about instincts or thinking here? I'd be hard pressed to say who's more theoretical, or who benefits more from either thinking or instinct, or this mysterious instinct for thinking--Reed or McCartney. at this point, isn't it rather insane to worry about Paul McCartney either way? His contributions are huge, no doubt, but I'd just as soon worry about Brian Wilson, who was always better than almost all the Beatles put together, and he had no instinct for thinking, thus, he achieved the real ur-banality/pop dream "Paulie" or "Macca" never quite got--compare "Johnny Carson" to any of McCartney's concurrent '70s shit. Pondering Johnny Carson goes beyond "instinct for thinking." That's pop music, in my book. But to be fair, The Dean wuz the one whose basically onthemoney review of Beach Boys Love You turned me on to the record, so whatever.
― whisperineddhurt, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link
...Lou Redd, of all ..."people"?
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
(Uhh, Reed! ...(wotever))
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Those are just such tired cliches about what constitutes Real Thinking and Intellectual Sophistication. And couched in this freaking THE DEAN oppressiveness whereby McCartney doesn't get put in the advanced class with John Lennon and Lou Reed and Neil Young!
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Brian Wilson, who was always better than almost all the Beatles put together
waht?
― gabbneb, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link
He just doesn't have it.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link
If by "he" is meant Lu Rddd, I agree. 'holeheartedlyyyy.
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link
no i was quoting xgau about mccartney
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Tim, do you think McCartney's music does display "a level of intellectual sophistication"?
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Definitely as much as John Lennon's, Lou Reed's or Neil Young's. Maybe not as much as Bob Dylan at his best.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link
X(gau)post
Xgau obv. isn't teh best source to out 'bout Maccasir. ;)
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Can you give examples?
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, there's about a million of them. But sixties vanguard intellectualism will never agree that "Penny Lane" was just as intellectually sophisticated as "Strawberry Fields Forever."
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
Christgau just means "Paul's lyrics suck."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
That's not quite true, Tim; he says generally nice things about Paul in that long Lennon essay he wrote in the early eighties, and singles out "For No One" and "Penny Lane" for special praise.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Can you *give* examples?
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link
(X-gau-post)
"The thing about Lou Reed ...he doesn't have great ideas. He's just sort of...a level of intellectual ambition... he doesn't have it. He doesn't have the instincts that a Lennon or a McCartney or a Bob Dylan or even a Neil Young has for just thinking. And that makes his work really soft around the edges."
Seems fairer, 'tleast to me.
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
No Alfred, he also means that John Lennon's lyrics and Lou Reed's lyrics and Neil Young's lyrics were more Intellectually Advanced.
x-post - I wouldn't imagine he would say it was as Intellectually Sophisticated as the sacred text that is "Strawberry Fields Forever," however.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:47 (sixteen years ago) link
(meaning "Penny Lane" sorry xposts)
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link
Can someone post the link to the podcast?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.rollingstone.com/rockdaily/index.php/2007/06/05/paul-mccartney-memory-almost-full-the-long-blondes-someone-to-drive-you-home-robert-christgau-rolling-stone/
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:50 (sixteen years ago) link
Martin, asking for examples of how Paul McCartney is as intellectually sophisticated as John Lennon or Lou Reed is fruitless because I think just about ALL OF HIS MUSIC can be looked at this way. How about, if someone wants to argue the opposite, they give me an example of a Lennon or Reed song that demonstrates superior intellectual sophistication?
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Seriously, though, the presumption about "he just doesn't have the capacity" is what's most galling.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, Lennon worked quite self-consciously with a conception of himself as a persona and a celebrity throughout his solo career. *Plastic Ono Band* and *Imagine* and *Double Fantasy* are all organized around ideas about self and presentation. Maybe you don't think they're *good* ideas, but it's certainly a different--a more intellectual--way of working than McCartney seems to have, and I'd agree with Christgau that this gives Lennon's music a resonance that McCartney doesn't have access to.
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link
...gives Lennon's music a resonance that McCartney doesn't have access to
Oi, do elabo-labo-labo-labo-rate please! with examples,yeh!
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I love that line of Xgau's about John Updike being "an extremely skilled" fiction writer whose values he finds "repellent."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Lennon writes from within a role as "John Lennon," and for me this gives his career a shape and a narrative, and sets up a relationship between his songs, creates a dialogue between them. And *Double Fantasy* as a whole is a brilliant self-conscious recasting of a marriage into an artificially romantic pop ideal.
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
McCartney albums are always conceptual. The fact that Lennon organized his "around ideas about self and presentation"* is the reason you're giving for why you see those albums, conceptually, as more "intellectual." I would argue that McCartney albums are generally more artistically conceptual than Lennon albums and that art can be looked at as an intellectual activity.
Another interesting thing in that video is how his compositional ability is referred to as a "gift" - a "gift" that he merely falls back upon, no less. The lyric writing process is seemingly where the real "thinking" comes and (instincts or not lol) that's where the real WORK comes in.
It provides an interesting perspective on rockism, I think. Rockism not only privileges "meaning" over, you know, "'Monkberry Moon Delight' is not meaningful enough" but creates a hierarchy where particular areas of thought - and when we're talking about Lennon, Reed, Young, etc., we're seemingly talking about DEALING WITH PAIN and POLITICS - are elevated to a position above...what? Above art!!!
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
Could you say more about McCartney's "artistically conceptual" albums? I'm not opposed to seeing that as an intellectual activity, just not sure what you mean.
I don't think that those artists' "particular areas of thought" should be distinguished from their art. Are you making an argument in favor of formalism?
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:33 (sixteen years ago) link
(X-gau-POST)
What you say, Martin, you say rather beautifully... And I used to be myself, for nearly a coupla decades, I guess, one of teh - possibly - millions who did take it as a given that "Lennon=smart+pithy+intellectual+ohgodwotnot!", whereas "Macca"=pop/pap+unserious+insignificant+dumbeddown, wotever"... I don't quite believe all that any more. It's not like I don't love Lennon at all... Just yesterday I listened to this 2CD compilation his, (W.C.Hero, and it sounds - *especially* after the 2CD-ful of mostly very lousy Lennon covers that Amn.International have put out recently - pretty solid after all these years. Yet - I've listened to also a lot of Macca's solo rekkids over the past 2-3 years, and ...Very little solo Lennon at the same time (yeah, I'kno, I'mma slippin more and more into some merely subjecto-impressionisto-memoir-simplistico babble-bubble here...) Huh, I'd venture that Lennon appears lots more "less-dimensional" musically, overall. (Yeah, yeah - his future buds and flowerings were snuffed too early and cruelly, and everything. Yet, "just" "sound-wise", Maccasir seems much more varied now. A more versatile musical mind, I'd say.
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link
McCartney has always seemed to me to be very interested in the aesthetics of the album as a thing - it's a more abstract type of conceptualism than organizing an album around a particular theme.
What I'm saying is that the xgau argument results from this idea of a hierarchy of human activity where particular activities - grappling with pain, thinking about politics, whatever else is considered "intellectual" in Lennon, Reed, etc. - are considered to be Really Advanced whereas "Monkberry Moon Delight" is NOT.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
(Me likes wot Tim's saying so far. Honest. I'mma just a-waiting... waiting when Tim'll get to waxing alaytical as to how Wild Life is mo' & better intellectual than, say, The Wedding Album :)
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link
t**t, I have no problem with calling McCartney more varied in terms of sound and "music," though production style is a big conceptual part of Lennon's big three solo records.
But I think what Xgau's getting at, bulling thru the china shop as he may, is that for lots of us non-haters of Paul there's just *something* missing that keeps the music from gelling, and though calling that lack "intellectualism" is loading the deck, I think it points in a useful direction.
And Tim, please keep elaborating on Mc's conceptualism, I'm curious.
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not saying every McCartney album is great and, in fact, I'd argue that there ARE things missing from almost of them. But when you hear an album that IS pretty great - like Ram, for example - there's no reason to argue that the missing component had something to do with what xgau means when he uses the term "intellectual."
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
almost all of them
Martin, you don't see McCartney or Wild Life or Band on the Run or Venus and Mars or Back to the Egg or McCartney II or...more recently Flaming Pie and Run Devil Run and Chaos and Creation in the Backyard as very aesthetically conceptual records?
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, I could just as easily say that something feels missing on Plastic Ono Band. But the fact that the thing that's missing is more COLOR is excusable in the rockist hierarchy. Because color is not as Important as psychology and politics.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:02 (sixteen years ago) link
here's no reason to argue that the missing component had something to do with what xgau means when he uses the term "intellectual."
Unless the missing component is...intellectual rigor.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
"rigor"?
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link
And thinking about color is for children like "Paulie" while psychology and politics are for adults.
x-post - right, Alfred. McCartney's artistic endeavors cannot be labelled "rigorous" because "rigor" means WORK and of course art is not as much an intellectual activity as psychology and politics.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link
I guess I'm not sure what you mean by "aesthetically conceptual." I understand, I guess, wrt *Run Devil Run.* To be honest, I don't know all of these records all that well.
And since it was a pretty conscious decision to exclude color from POB that's kind of a bad choice.
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
i know i'mma gonna sound morbid and shit but -- so macca just cannot win because lennon-san already has rigor and mortis?!
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:07 (sixteen years ago) link
rigor = WORK while we know that "paulie" just falls back on his "gift."
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Sonically, McCartney and Wild Life, right out of the box with his solo career, are just as conceptual as Plastic Ono Band.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link
since it was a pretty conscious decision to exclude color from POB that's kind of a bad choice.
It's not a bad choice if it ultimately has something to do with how much I like or don't like the record! We were talking about "missing components." And I'm just saying that there's no reason for anyone who has ever like some album that wasn't "meaningful" or "intellectual" in the rockist sense to say that the thing McCartney lacked on any given album was INTELLECTUAL RIGOR!
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Come on, there's a big difference between "missing" and "deliberately excluded." It's one thing to say a record lacks color. It's another to say a record has avoided color as a conceptual sonic choice.
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:20 (sixteen years ago) link
art is not as much an intellectual activity as psychology and politics.
I have no real opinion on John vs Paul; haven't cared much about anything either Beatle has done for decades (well, the one who has done something, anyway), and probably like their solo careers before that about equally, but this dichotomy is driving me crazy. Where is Xgau putting psychology and politics up against "art"? If anything (assuming politics and psychology are even his point with Lennon and Reed, who I suspect he would argue also have richer --maybe even more colorful -- music than McCartney), isn't he saying psych and poltics are (or can be) part of art?
― xhuxk, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link
I would agree with this. But you're placing too much emphasis on the wrong bit of Xgau's criticism. As you well know, I enjoy many Macca songs, even a few albums. Every artist has his Achilles' heel. McCartney's isn't so much soft-headedness as a devotion to the spontaneous, which at its worst manifests itself as slipshod, unrounded, and unfinished songs and albums.
Plus, he liked the new album a lot! He thought the magazine had underrated it and went out of his way to praise two "absolutely great" songs.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't understand a single post in this entire thread.
― The Macallan 18 Year, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm just saying that, for me, that record feels aesthetically drab. The fact that it was a conscious choice on Lennon's part doesn't make that much of a difference for me as to whether that factor affects how much I like it.
But, I mean, what isn't deliberate about records? "Mumbo" was deliberate. McCartney's avoidance of rockist approved subject matter was deliberate.
Oh no, wait, I forgot. It was actually because he didn't have the intellectual capacity...
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link
It's okay, Tim: I like Press to Play as much as you do.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Where is Xgau putting psychology and politics up against "art"?
If this isn't what was meant by claiming that McCartney "doesn't have big thoughts" and is not of the intellectual caliber of John Lennon or Lou Reed, then I would entertain other ideas as to the meaning of those statements.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:30 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost x 10 Yeah, but Tim, you gotta admit that Wild Life in particular is really flabby, even just sonically/musically. And you're also making an apples/oranges thing of this, too. Can you really say that the sound of those PM records works to make the meaning in the same way that the sound of POB does?
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
xp But where did Xgau say McCartney was art and Lennon/Reed weren't? He didn't say, that, Tim; you did.
― xhuxk, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:31 (sixteen years ago) link
Gentlemen! Gentlemen!! Who's gonna adopt The Macallan?
(No, I, alas, cannot. I have a redecoration, sort of, in, like, progress) /Ringo
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
B-b-b-but you're talking about "meaning!" Yes, for me, the sparseness of McCartney and Wild Life has as much to do with the "meaning" of those records as it does with Plastic Ono Band.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
But where did Xgau say McCartney was art and Lennon/Reed weren't? He didn't say, that, Tim; you did.
No, you've missed the point and are actually putting words in my mouth there.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
*rubs eyes*
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
Tim, again, the dread psychology and politics are inherent to art in many cases -- Chuck Berry, even, if you wanna look for them.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
That's right - but the psychology of Paul McCartney records was less rigorous and intellectual than the psychology of John Lennon and Lou Reed records.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Xpost
And yeah, I'm talking about meaning. A pretty big thing for Christgau, and I guess me too. Meaning is part of the pleasure RC takes from music. I don't think that's an incredibly overintellectualized stance, either.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
"Rockism not only privileges "meaning" over, you know, "'Monkberry Moon Delight' is not meaningful enough" but creates a hierarchy where particular areas of thought - and when we're talking about Lennon, Reed, Young, etc., we're seemingly talking about DEALING WITH PAIN and POLITICS - are elevated to a position above...what? Above art!!!"
― Martin Van Burne, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, but it's a privileging of particular subject matter as meaning. And those are rockist approved subjects - psychology, politics, whatever else is deemed meaningful with Lennon, Reed, etc. Color - as in Ram and Venus and Mars are pretty colorful records - is not as significantly "meaningful." Don't tell that to a color therapist!
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes, Martin, in that statment I meant art devoid of rockist-approved "meaning."
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Well, yeah. This is a taste thing, but it's not my fault if he can't always make the "empty" thing work for him. As Alfred pointed out (think it was Alfred), a lot of this music is really slipshod: Even taking it on its own terms as sound, it lacks a lot. I was really excited to finally hear Wild Life, 'cause I thought it was all gonna be focused/loose like "Mumbo" (that's the first cut, right?). But no. Most of it's just loose and falling-apart in a really uncompelling way.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I mean, anyone who knows as much about Little Richard as Paul McCartney does should know how to apply those lessons of formalism to whatever he tries. Make goopy, aimless six-minute cuts, sure, but make 'em exciting. Then the goopiness and aimlessness -- voila! -- disappear.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh god, there are a ton of McCartney fans who would disagree with the idea that a lot of his music is really slipshod. I mean, other than the fact that he's had his down periods compositionally. But like even Lester Bangs recognized that Band on the Run was "masterful in its own way."
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Tim I agree that McCartney is Lennon's superior in terms of the albums's overall aesthetic unity - I dunno if I'd say conceptualization, because I'm not sure there's the kind of conscious, schematic planning that seems to imply for me. But yes, in terms of the way his music seems to form this natural, supple, organic whole, with a staggering number of artistic decisions all cohering together, McCartney is astonishing in a way Lennon isn't.
Ironically the massive musical sophistication of McCartney contributes to a suspicion that he can't of planned it all, it must just be "natural genius". (see "I dunno if I'd say conceptualization")
But his polish (slickness if you want to be pejorative) wouldn't create that feeling if there wasn't a lack of, er, obvious intellectualism in his lyrics. And whether or not you think it should be prized in music, I think "intellectualism" is a good word for what Lennon offers that McCartney doesn't. Remember "more intellectual" doesn't mean "smarter", it just means "appealing to or using the intellect". McCartney's brilliance is designed to appeal to the emotions, and while it's immensely rewarding to analyze his music intellectually, it takes a conscious will (for me) to do so, whereas Lennon will engage the intellect even if I'm listening passively.
― lukas, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link
McCartney, Red Rose Speedway, Back to the Egg – all have their share of slipshodedness.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link
See, I disagree there because I think engaging someone aesthetically is engaging their intellect and I REALLY question the degree to which Lennon or Reed should be praised in retrospect for engaging the intellect about topical subjects in their lyrics.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:51 (sixteen years ago) link
I agree, Alfred (though whether you like it or not, and sometimes I don't think the stuff is that great, it was generally slipshodness-as-concept).
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:53 (sixteen years ago) link
Lukas OTM.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Remember "more intellectual" doesn't mean "smarter."
Tell that to The Dean, who claims McCartney "just doesn't have it."
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Tim, with Lennon or Reed or whoever, it's more than just bringing in "topical subjects" as a card trick or something, as you seem to be implying.
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:57 (sixteen years ago) link
X-gau-POST I
...falling-apart in a really uncompelling way
Timi (not) Yuro -- please to give a good 'xample of "falling apart in a *compelling* way", then. (In case it wasn't Little Richard already)
X-gau-POST II
McCartney, Red Rose Speedway, Back to the Egg – all have their share of slipshodedness
Good Lord, but so have most of Lennon's rekkids. However rigorous in their "intellectual concep", in execution they're oftentimes rather slipshod, uh?
― t**t, Friday, 13 July 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i always saw both L & M as weirdly stunted in some way. still rambling on and on about 50s rock all thru the 70's. get a new trick, grandpa. and no don't make it opera or techno. they could both be kinda dim. or maybe that's just rich people for you. same with lou reed and neil young though. they are all kinda demented.
― scott seward, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
x-posts to Timi Yuro: No, I don't know what you mean by "card tricks" - I mean, I know the subject matter of the lyrics was really significant to what they were supposed to be. But, for me, I don't see how the alleged DEPTH in the grappling with subjects (grappling = work; art = play) in those artists is so much more intellectually advanced than what McCartney was doing.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
still rambling on and on about 50s rock all thru the 70's.
?
See, I disagree there because I think engaging someone aesthetically is engaging their intellect
I guess I'm drawing a left-brain/right-brain distinction. There's amazing music that just doesn't register in the left hemisphere for me. And there's crap music that does. It's not just a lyrics thing, either, instrumental music can fall on either side of the divide as well.
I REALLY question the degree to which Lennon or Reed should be praised in retrospect for engaging the intellect about topical subjects in their lyrics.
Well yeah like I said, whether or not you think it should be prized in music, it's there.
I should add that when Lennon engages the intellect, often the intellect's reaction is "what a poorly thought through mess of ideas and vague impulses."
― lukas, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Lou Reed is Xgau's old rocker go-to guy.
― C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Scott's right about Lennon: despite the lip service he gave to punk in 1980, he spent most of the latter half of the decade playing proto-rock in his Wurlitzer.
Macca, on the other hand, never stopped listening to the radio, and this was reflected (sometimes badly) in the one-off albums and singles he released at the time.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, I'm glad you brought up the left brain/right brain topic. At least in that framework we can agree that aesthetics are indeed processed IN THE MIND.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Eh forget Christgau, you can't trust people who were there.
so much more intellectually advanced
You're right, they're not. But they care about being perceived as intellectuals and that has an impact on their music (not always a good one.) McCartney has different goals.
I think we actually agree idea-wise and we're just splitting over the term "intellectual" at this point.
we can agree that aesthetics are indeed processed IN THE MIND
Of course!
― lukas, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
xps galore
Me too, actually. Can't recall any current events John or Lou have ever especially shed light on, say. To me it feels like they engage emotions sometimes, just like McCartney does sometimes, and their music engages sonically sometimes, just like McCartney's does sometimes. I'm not convinced their appeal is all that different from his, in the long run, and yeah, they've made plenty of imperfect records too. But then, I'm not Xgau.
― xhuxk, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
grappling = work; art = play
There you go again.
― xhuxk, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
But they care about being perceived as intellectuals and that has an impact on their music (not always a good one.) McCartney has different goals.
Have you read Barry Miles' book? I think that actually suggests otherwise. I think McCartney sees art as an intellectual activity - but yeah, it's maybe a semantic issue at this point.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Chuck, what I'm trying to suggest there is that I think there's a sort of work ethic involved here. Lennon and Reed were "grappling," which does imply work as opposed to play. I'm not trying to put words in Christgau's mouth, but I do think that's a factor here. McCartney didn't want to take on the "rigor," as Alfred claimed.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link
(or, again, the claim that he actually didn't have the intellectual aptitude to do so in the first place!)
should i go see beatlemania now? they are coming to the island.
lou reed reminds me of "steve martin - art collector" sometimes. he's better off rambling on and on about 50's rock. why do all these fancy rock stars have to prove they are smart? they are obviously kinda smart. frustrated poets.
― scott seward, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link
paul is plenty smart. i don't think many people think that paul is dumb or something. that's silly.
but just cuz someone liked stockhausen and made techno records and operas doesn't mean that they are a deep thinker or anything.
― scott seward, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Tim, the word you keep repeatedly putting in Xgau's mouth is "art," which - - again -- he never said Reed and Lennon are not. (I totally understand the grappling part, and may even agree with you on it.)
― xhuxk, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:20 (sixteen years ago) link
why are you claiming that they're trying to prove that they're smart?
actually, in mccartney's case, given all the criticisms of him through the years, it seems like a valid gripe.
x-post: don't know who you're referring to when you say it's silly. it's silly to point out the staid smugness and obnoxiousness of xgau claiming mccartney just inherently does not have the intellectual aptitude of lennon, reed, etc.?
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link
everytime i think i might be curious to hear a mccartney album that i haven't heard (which would be most of them) i realize that i'm actually not that curious. same with all the fabs though. the man gave me helter skelter. i can't ask much more from a human being.
― scott seward, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Many xposts:
Falling apart in a compelling way: Flipper; much postpunk stuff, I guess. "Louie Louie" by the Kingsmen!
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
no, I'm certainly not saying xgau ever made any claim about lennon or reed being "not art." i'm saying that mccartney's music was considered trite for, it seems to me, a lot of sixties/seventies vanguard critics who didn't want to accept this lack of "meaning" (or lack of identification with the counterculture given his marriage and family) in the music of an ex-beatle. and their really stringent criticisms seem very hard-nosed in retrospect given the aesthetic complexity or depth of some of that stuff, which obviously has a lot to do with why there has been so much critical reappraisal of mccartney's old catalog, particularly over the last decade. so yeah, i'm saying that in retrospect, it does seem to have involved a privileging of content over aesthetics (what i meant when i was using the term "art"0.
― Tim Ellison, Friday, 13 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Some lyrics from the new McCartney album for what it's freaking worth:
Lightning hits the house of wax Poets spill out on the street To set alight the incomplete Remainders of the future
Hidden in the yard, hidden in the yeard
Thunder drowns, the trumpets blast Poets scatter through the night But they can only dream of flight Away from their confusion
Hidden in the yard underneath the wall Buried deep below a thousand layers lay the answer to it all
Lightning hits the house of wax Women scream and run around To dance upon the battleground Like wild demented horses
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah yeah yeah, some good songs on new album, some slackass vacant drivel too, like in that ipod commercial or whatever it is (opposite of intended effect since it has me switching channels the second I spot it). Mitch Cohen in Creem, long ago, politely wished that "so many things did not come so easily for him," the temptation to be a talent bimbo, too often.Especially or mainly when he and Lennon were no longer competing (even before the official breakup, like on The Beatles [White Album], it's like "Got a track for your bloody harmonies""Well just shove it under the door and be quick about it") Yes, an effective and elusive foil for Lennon for a long time(and even a true collaborator, like apparently they both wrote parts of "A Day In The Life", but by Abbey Road, at least, he was settling for fragments, which were used effectively there, and sometimes in the solo work. But Run Devil Run seemed to deal indirectly with Linda's death, maybe Lennon's too; anyway it was his belated, and distanced equivalent, his resumed rivalry with Lennon, in that Run Devil Run had this harsh, armored, stoic, yet soulful sound, some relation to the tautness of Lennon's seemingly less guarded Plastic Ono Band, but note that xgau pointed out all the vocal processing, like Lennon knew the masks made his vaunted truthspeaking come across that much more vividly, bitingly. Xgau wasn't valuing topics over aesthetics, not there, and for the most part, not on Reed's albums (or that sound tips the scales re acceptance of topicality, of the toppermost of what's going in the grooves or whatever they are now)(that bit about Run Devil Run compared to PLO is mine, not a paraphrase of him, far as I know: he liked RDR, but I don't mean to put words in his mouth, or anybody's)
― dow, Saturday, 14 July 2007 04:41 (sixteen years ago) link
Run Devil Run also used 50s-based/-associated elements in compelling ways, which is quite a feat.Not that using any decade etc elements from the Lonnngass Age Of Rock isn't quite a feat, at this point, and for some time up to this point (how much has Sonic Youth ever done that the Velvet Underground didn't do better)
― dow, Saturday, 14 July 2007 04:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Run Devil Run has fuck all to do with Plastic Ono Band. "Less guarded" - who are you to say? And who are you and MITCH COHEN OF CREEM to say that his talent" comes so easily for him?" Not that that ever necessarily has much to do with how good a record is because we all know "Pushin' Too Hard" has two chords and was written in thirty minutes, etc.
Xgau wasn't valuing topics over aesthetics
As I said at least twice, he was valuing particular topics as Intellectually Advanced and it's a bunch of old line rockist b.s.
or that sound tips the scales re acceptance of topicality, of the toppermost of what's going in the grooves or whatever they are now
No idea what you're saying here.
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Run Devil Run also used 50s-based/-associated elements in compelling ways, which is quite a feat
There's a great essay/review that still hasn't been written about this album, and it must use this as its premise. The only Paul-solo that moves to actual tears is his performance of the Vipers' "No Other Baby."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 14 July 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought it was blowing in the wind.
― da croupier, Saturday, 14 July 2007 13:51 (sixteen years ago) link
coupla guys sitting around talkin bout music...not as good as Big Jim McBob & Billy Saul Hurok on Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up but what is?
i liked when bob was patronizing mccartney -- not as intellectual as lou reed oh noes what an insult -- and then interrupts himself for being "negative" like he just remembered WHERE HE'S WRITING NOW.
"three stars" = gentlemen's c
― m coleman, Saturday, 14 July 2007 14:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Not on the night when lightning struck the house of wax...
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Who's to say what's too easy for him? The listener, when something oozes out of the speakers, all glib and half-assed, regardless of how much blood sweat & tears may have gone into what's supposed to sound effortlessy magical etc. "Tips the scales": the way it *sounds* is what can make topicality acceptable and appealing, not what the artist's topics/opinions are, but how they exist in context of the music. Topicality (like Lou's two cents on Jesse Jackson)often needs some scale-tipping.Even if xgau gives some topics more points than others,so what, why is that rockist, he's approved (some, not all) albums by Helen Reddy, Joanne Newsome, Garth Brooks, lotsa folks who don't have all that much to do with Lennon ripping the veil etc. Not saying John uber Paul or rock uber pop, just the "poor Paul/pop" thing gets irritating sometimes. Peace.
― dow, Saturday, 14 July 2007 21:22 (sixteen years ago) link
privileging of content over aesthetics
Nope again. Privileging content as part of aesthetics. (And like Don said, why not? Some songs are good in part because they're about something.) (Including a few of Paul's, I'd guess.)
― xhuxk, Saturday, 14 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
obviously has a lot to do with why there has been so much critical reappraisal of mccartney's old catalog, particularly over the last decade.
Also, where exactly has this reappraisal been happening? Not being sarcastic; just never noticed Paul's work was being reappraised more than anybody else's work lately. Also never realized he was notably hated-upon by crits to begin with (those early editions of The Rollng Stone Record Guide sure gave Ram and Band On The Run and Venus And Mars and Tug Of War better scores than they gave any LPs by Sabbath or Nazareth), but maybe I just wasn't paying attention.
― xhuxk, Saturday, 14 July 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I never intended the charge of "privileging of content over aesthetics" to imply 100%-all-the-time-black-and-white-case-closed. I'm talking about in this particular instance. Christgau is still holding on to this 'Lennon-Dylan-Reed are Important' notion because of the particular topics dealt with in their songs. And yes I think it's old line rockism that values this grappling with the particular psychological and sociopolitical issues deemed progressive at the time. In this context, Lou Reed's glib and half-assed vacant drivel is surely more easily excused than McCartney's because Lou was apparently sociolgically relevant and progressive whereas Paul was just a baby. Oh, and obviously not as well-endowed mentally.
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
where exactly has this reappraisal been happening?
Just my general sense - maybe I'm wrong. I've found the number of people really talking about McCartney solo albums on ILM over the last couple of years and the fact that Ram won the album poll amazing.
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 22:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Wait, what album poll? I must have missed that one, but I only look at polls about the Pazz&Jop polls usually, so not surprising. (And Ram got four stars out of five in those old Rolling Stone guides; again, how can you reappraise something that critics never much disliked to begin with?) (Or did they? Christgau did give it a C+, it looks like. But then, he often goes against the grain on such stuff.)
― xhuxk, Saturday, 14 July 2007 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link
Hmmm...Didn't score in Pazz & Jop in '71, so perhaps you're right. (Like I said, I've never really paid attention to critics' responses to Paul much at all):
http://robertchristgau.com/xg/pnj/pjres71.php
― xhuxk, Saturday, 14 July 2007 22:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Also Don I'll grant half-assed on some of McCartney's stuff but "glib" is more of a character accusation that I'm not sure he's really deserved all that much. "Temptation to be a talent bimbo, all too often" - "bimbo" again seemingly implying superficiality. I think it's more that he's just always worked, always made records, and had too often (but let's not overstate how often because he's also managed to continue to be interesting very often!) settled for material that just sort of OK.
2x-post: yeah, the ILM McCartney albums poll. Meltzer hated McCartney, Bangs hated McCartney. I guess you can take it on a case-by-case basis. (Who is the "J.S." that did the McCartney write-up in the early RS Record Guide, by the way? There's no J.S. listed amongst the authors.)
x-post: yes, totally not surprising to me that it didn't make the top 30 in pazz and jop.
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 22:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Wouldn't J.S. be John Swenson (whoever he is or was), who edited the entire RS guides with Marsh?
― xhuxk, Saturday, 14 July 2007 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, OK.
Maybe pop guys like Mendelsohn and Greg Shaw would have like a record like Ram - I don't know.
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
MACCA SOLO ALBUMS!
I definitely recall that McCartney II, which came in second in the poll, was pretty much universally hammered when it came out.
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Xgau gave it a C; RS Guide gave it 3 stars -- so not quite univerally hammered, at least. (It's got "Coming Up" on it, right? I've always liked that tune. Doubt I've ever heard the whole album, though.)
― xhuxk, Saturday, 14 July 2007 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Has there ever been a best-of LP compiling his late '70s/early '80s disco/new wave era hit singles? If so, I should get that. I bet I'd like it a lot.
― xhuxk, Saturday, 14 July 2007 23:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Wingspan will do, but it's two discs. You can find All The Best for cheap. Neither, though, has "Press."
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 14 July 2007 23:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I remember this one review of McCartney II that said, "When I heard Paul McCartney's new album, I felt my lunch coming up."
― Tim Ellison, Saturday, 14 July 2007 23:25 (sixteen years ago) link
it's two discs
Yikes. I was thinking more in the realm of 12 songs, along the lines of my all-time favorite McCartney album Wings Greatest Hits (which would have been even better if it had 11.)
― xhuxk, Saturday, 14 July 2007 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
ringo
― kamerad, Sunday, 15 July 2007 01:15 (sixteen years ago) link
in re: ram and reappraisal, i've just been listening to the new josh ritter album (which is good) and he says ram was his major influence going into the studio. which, his album doesn't really sound like ram but i can hear what he means in the looseness and whatnot. ram makes sense as a diy touchstone. but so anyway, maybe ram is this year's album to be influenced by, i don't know.
― tipsy mothra, Sunday, 15 July 2007 02:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I think I'm coming to some realization of why I enjoy RC. This is a more or less negative review that also helps sum up why I (and, I presume, other listeners) like the record (and the genre). Bonus: I now know I should check out Stan Kenton:
December Underground [Interscope, 2006] Never let it be said that the youth of America can't recognize quality. These guys are spectacularly expert--with their dybbuk-or-angel vocal switchoffs, compulsive tempo shifts, dramatic dynamics, and multiple melodic and rhythmic elements, they're as exhausting to listen to as Stan Kenton, and with almost as much insight into the human heart. They predicate their worldview on their inability to win the love of Lara Croft, who led them on in a summer romance they now realize was an amoral farrago of lies and deception. So they consign her to many different hells, from ordinary suicide to my favorite: "Watch the stars turn you to nothing." And she thought she was so great. C+
(Haven't heard any solo McCartney but I just want to mention that "For No One" really succeeds on an intellectual level for me. And that Sonic Youth did a lot that wasn't done better by the Velvet Underground.)
― Sundar, Sunday, 15 July 2007 05:01 (sixteen years ago) link
"solo McC albums." I've heard songs of course.
― Sundar, Sunday, 15 July 2007 05:04 (sixteen years ago) link
[one of the best threads i've read on ILM in a while, thanks guys!]
― mitya, Sunday, 15 July 2007 05:33 (sixteen years ago) link
Dylan quoted as saying, "I'm in awe of McCartney."
Also, Memory Almost Full is really good.
― Tim Ellison, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 17:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I heard it in the Whole Foods the other day
that was quite enough
― J0hn D., Wednesday, 1 August 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link
THIS JUST IN: MACCA DISCOVERS THE UKELIELIEE
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
One of the reasons I should get one of those Rhapsody or eMusic subs is is to make my own Paul comp; but meanwhile, craving that modencholy vocal with other output, think I'll dig up battered old LP of Andy Fairweather Low's La Booga Rooga, one of my most-played of the 70s. Xgau got me into him. The 70s Guide is my most-read xgau book, certainly most evocative of the Guides, though I should read more of the collected essays. And this is from one of my favorite in the 70s Guide: "Randy Newman: Born Again (Warner Bros '79) This has more content and feeling then Little Criminals...the content comprises ever more intricate convolutions of bad taste; rather than making you think about homophobes and heavy-metal toughs and me-decade assholes the way he once made you think about rednecks and slave traders and high school belles, he makes you think about how he feels about them. Which just isn't as interesting. B+" Yeah, if the writer's engagement with the subject can lead the listener to more direct engagement, via a dissolving middleman! And if the reviewer could do that too--it's tricky, especially when it is a Consumer's Guide, you gotta get on with it, hence the grades, for those who really just want that aspect. But it's a hell of a thing to try: and getting people to say, "What the hell does he mean?" can work great, IF you can get them irritated times intrigued enough to think it through. Sundar, I don't dismiss all Sonic Youth, but my fave tracks are atypical, like when they cool it with the guitars and give it up to the beats, on "Hits Of Sunshine (For Allen Ginsberg)" (feeding the imagery some hits of wit doesn't hurt either). If you want to check Stan Kenton, start with the CD version (bonus tracks, crystalline sound) of an LP that Robert Stone said he used to trip to in the 50s, City Of Glass.
― dow, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link
I think there was a thread where we could ask what RC means by some of his comments. I usually get him OK but I'm genuinely unsure what this actually means, from his Close to the Edge review: Conclusion: At the level of attention they deserve they're a one-idea group. Especially with Jon and Rick up front.
Does this just mean "They're a one-idea group and they don't deserve to be regarded as anything more?" (And if so, I'm not sure it jives with the rest of the review, which seems to give them credit for more than one idea.) Or does it mean "They have far too many ideas for their own good. In fact, the result is such a mess that, really, they're no better than a one-idea group and deserve only that level of attention. Especially since the singer and keyboard player suck so much?"
(BTW thanks for the Stan Kenton tip. Just saw that now.)
― Sundar, Thursday, 22 November 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
It might just mean that xgau doesn't like the "idea" of the group's existence itself (whatever the hell that may have been), and found it to be an all-too-convenient way of dissing them. This is probably the most annoying aspect of his writing/thinking, as far as I'm concerned; he doesn't like the artist/group for purely ethical/moral reasons (e.g. Dre, GnR, Death Certificate, etc.), but can't really find anything concrete about the record itself to fault. So, here comes the "easy" putdown, that often as not, doesn’t have all that much to do with the music/performances he's wrestling with in the first place. {Does that even make any sense? It's back to the crack-rock grind for me, I guess.)
― JN$OT, Thursday, 22 November 2007 10:55 (sixteen years ago) link
They're a one-idea group and their one idea is the seasons of man "or something like that." So the quintessential refrain of "I get up I get down" and all that eclecticism get applied to the seasons of man theme.
John, I don't see how ethical/moral issues are not concrete things in music. That notorious verse in "One in a Million" is about as concrete as things ever get in music.
But in all those reviews you mentioned, he does talk about "music/performance." In the GNR review: "Axl's voice is a power tool with attachments, Slash's guitar a hype, the groove potent "hard rock," and the songwriting not without its virtues. So figure musical quality at around C plus..." And also re: "One in a Million": "(The notorious verse) is disgusting because it's heartfelt and disgusting again because it's a grandstand play.
His review of The Chronic is almost entirely about music. In fact, it's explicitly so since he immediately moves from the casual violence of Dre's lyrics (but also sound) to his sample-less production.
And he does discuss the music in his Ice Cube feature. But as he says, "So hubba hubba and big fucking deal...Its Good Qualities still don't come close to making up for its Offensive Content."
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 24 November 2007 18:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I think there was a thread where we could ask what RC means by some of his comments.
Oooh. Does anyone know where this thread is?
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 24 November 2007 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link
haha--here it is, Kevin (This is the thread where you ask for help in parsing one of Robert Christgau's sentences.). Read it and weep.
― JN$OT, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Heh yeah that's a good 'un too, but Kevin, you mean where he answers questions? Wasn't that on rockcritics.com? If so, prob still there. It wasn't really a thread though, more like a one-shot guest appearence, with listeners (including at least one heckler)calling (writing) in.
― dow, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link
No, I meant the thread that John just linked to. I'm scared...
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link
BTW, what I was ever so feebly tryin' to get at above, was that occasionally Xgau seems to let his principles get in the way of his ears; particularly in regard to Death Certificate, I'd say, from which I'm almost certain that if you were to magically delete a track or two, Bob would automatically upgrade it to an A- or--dare I say it--perhaps even a solid A,.
Concerning the musical quality of the other two, I simply don't agree with him; not that they're perfect records or anything--just a lot better than he seems willing to admit to. Largely, I think, due to whatever questionable ethical assumption he may have formed for whatever reason. Such is life.
― JN$OT, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link
has anyone asked him if he's changed his mind at all about Appetite?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link
can't imagine why he would.
― da croupier, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i like it, but the problems he has with it still exist. he'd probably still prefer the spaghetti incident.
occasionally Xgau seems to let his principles get in the way of his ears
But don't we all let our principles get in the way of our ears? Or rather, isn't it impossible NOT to let them get in the way? I suppose we should all aspire to listening as selflessly as possible, to hear something as if it were totally disconnected for our (or ultimately anyone else's) experiences. And I don't mean that facetiously. That really is a beautiful goal. But that kind of formalism is just as much a principle as any other kind of stance towards music.
In any event, Xgau acknowledges that he'd give the GNR EP a C+ had it not been for "One in a Million" (and maybe some other tracks). And I don't see much wrong with that.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link
It may be impossible to hear "One in a Million" without the baggage. But if we could, how compelling a track is it really? (I know you weren't saying it was compelling, John. Just throwing it out there.)
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh gawd, THAT one! Yes, I've read some of that. Ugly shit. Would it anger the ILX gods if I, a decided non-hater, started a new, less contentious thread?
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link
i guarantee any such thread would still be contentious no matter how it started
― da croupier, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Eric Weisbard discusses "One in a Million" in his 33 1/3 book; he seems inclined to think it "just" a nasty joke. I have to find the reference.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link
Dammit! I'm trying to find a link to that q&a he did for Scott on Rockcritics.com without any sucess. Anybody out there got it?
― JN$OT, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Here:
http://rockcriticsarchives.com/interviews/robertchristgau/01.html
― Kevin John Bozelka, Saturday, 24 November 2007 19:59 (sixteen years ago) link
I'll still take Chuck's take of "One in a Millio" (from STH) over any other I've come across.
xp
Ah, you are most kind. Thank ye.
― JN$OT, Saturday, 24 November 2007 20:01 (sixteen years ago) link
His reply to this bit always annoyed the hell out of me, fwiw:
> >From: Dave Q > >Date: Tuesday, July 09, 2002 3:32 AM Hi Dean! You are truly God-like and I know all your books inside out and back to front--as a writer you are without peer. (The Dave Mason section in the '70s CG book is the best comedy writing I have ever seen.) However, this question is directed to the "critic" more than the "writer"--does it ever bother you that many of the acts dismissed as "meltdown" or "D-" in earlier CGs have gone on to be revered and subject to massive critical re-estimation (e.g. Black Sabbath, Tim Buckley), while others who you championed (e.g., various singer-songwriters) have vanished without trace, and their records aren't even in print anymore? When current bands that you like cite Rush, Japan and Montrose as "influences" does it elicit a benign chuckle, or a Homer Simpson forehead-slap, or do you see it as more depressing evidence that civilization really is ending? I'm just wondering how this affects writers in general as we're in a unique period in history where the pioneers of a sub-genre (rockcrit) are still active but have now been around long enough to see what effect their ideas have had on pop music, or pop music discourse at least. It's never occurred to me that '70s AOR/art-rock is responsible for the shallowness of today's pop, such as it is. Studio virtuosity has been a law unto itself in pop since before the rock era.
Hi Dean! You are truly God-like and I know all your books inside out and back to front--as a writer you are without peer. (The Dave Mason section in the '70s CG book is the best comedy writing I have ever seen.) However, this question is directed to the "critic" more than the "writer"--does it ever bother you that many of the acts dismissed as "meltdown" or "D-" in earlier CGs have gone on to be revered and subject to massive critical re-estimation (e.g. Black Sabbath, Tim Buckley), while others who you championed (e.g., various singer-songwriters) have vanished without trace, and their records aren't even in print anymore? When current bands that you like cite Rush, Japan and Montrose as "influences" does it elicit a benign chuckle, or a Homer Simpson forehead-slap, or do you see it as more depressing evidence that civilization really is ending? I'm just wondering how this affects writers in general as we're in a unique period in history where the pioneers of a sub-genre (rockcrit) are still active but have now been around long enough to see what effect their ideas have had on pop music, or pop music discourse at least.
It's never occurred to me that '70s AOR/art-rock is responsible for the shallowness of today's pop, such as it is. Studio virtuosity has been a law unto itself in pop since before the rock era.
― JN$OT, Saturday, 24 November 2007 20:06 (sixteen years ago) link
(at least the description of Axl's voice as a power drill is there as a putdown *or* a compliment, depending on what you like, and ditto some other putdowns that got me buying and liking some albums he low-rated [and Chuck's mentioned having the same experiece], so hey, some good journalism at times)Re "One In A Million": Since Axl *brought it up,* sticks his *social commentary in yo face,* as he probably would have put it at the time, he's trying to *push your button,* as well as *get something off my chest,* so surely warrants *a significant opposing viewpoint,* as the FCC used to mandate for TV editorials (remmeber those? On your local affiliate of the three coommerical networks, and I guess if you had a local UHF indie station, would apply to that too). The music's not that hot(esp not by Appetite For Destruction-established standards), and most entertaining line is the one after squealing about "police and niggers" and "immigrants and faggots,"about worrying that furriners might start "some mini-Iran," apparently meaning they might might be *intolerant.*
― dow, Saturday, 24 November 2007 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually (though there's no reason Xgau or Anthony or Don or Kevin or anybody else should necessarily agree with this, if they don't) the music of "One In A Million" is pretty hot -- it's one of GnR's best post-Appetite songs, musically and otherwise (and its story, as I've said about a million times, is pretty much exactly the same story X told in "Los Angeles," just first person instead of third person -- not to mention not far from the story that Axl tells in most of the songs on Appetite, which is the same story that Donna Summer tells in most of the songs on Bad Girls). Also, fwiw, GnR Lies isn't an EP; it's an album (maybe the second best one -- and, at worst, the third-best one -- GnR ever made). And Slash's guitar playing is much better than a "hype." (There's a good and contentious "One In A Million" thread around here somewhere -- GnR vs Aaliyah -- but the search function, as often happens, is only turning up "I Love Everything" threads right now.)
― xhuxk, Saturday, 24 November 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link
It's sung pretty well too.
I've changed my mind about it over the years. What used to gall me was, as usual, how easily a song sung "in character" was taken seriously by assholes. Whatever -- that was high school. And Donna Summer said some nasty shit away from a recording studio, so.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 24 November 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Yep, great thread:
Aaliyah's "One in a Million" vs. Guns N'Roses' "One in a Million"
― JN$OT, Saturday, 24 November 2007 20:56 (sixteen years ago) link
^^^ Definitely.
― The Reverend, Saturday, 24 November 2007 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I commented on that thread, and have since changed my mind. I sound like Richard Goldstein or somebody.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, it took this here immigrant a while to come to terms with this one as well. But then, "It's all Greek to me."
― JN$OT, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:06 (sixteen years ago) link
his "shooting STAAAAAAAAAARR" vocals would bother me even if he left out the naughty word part. music's neither here nor there for me. not impressed by x's lyrics either.
― da croupier, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:09 (sixteen years ago) link
JN$OT: Question you don't have to answer - who are you (if you have a name I might recognize, which I have a feeling you do. If not, disregard.)? Just curious.
― The Reverend, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:10 (sixteen years ago) link
I'm not really anybody in particular, Rev. Just another obsessive music geek lookin' to kill some time and have a few laffs while doing so. Also, despite my lame login, y'all can call me John (or Ioannis, as my mama named me).
― JN$OT, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh, alright. I was under the impression, for whatever reasons, that you were some crit type.
― The Reverend, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
"Taken seriously by assholes": sounds like you're taking its words seriously too, seriously enough to defend by snarling (which is appropriate, given the song) (but the great "Denounce Public Enemy for harboring Professor Griff!" "Fuck you, denounce 'One In A Million' first!" family feeyood among rock critics should not be revived, though I can't resist mentioning it, being an asshole)9but also a lazy asshole, so I got no more to say about this, except:xpost xxhuxx if Exene had put the girl in "Los Angeles" up front, first person in our faces (as she kinda did in a Re:Search interview, denoucning "faggots" takin' over the at world etc), instead of flying away, I prob would have had the same reaction, except I like the music of that better)(as I like some of the other songs on Lies better than "One In A Million"). Reading fans! Read Luc Sante's new collection, Kill Your Darlings (speaking of glametal titles, although this one is also advice from Faulkner)
― dow, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Except maybe you're not defending it, in which case,sorry for reading you wrong.
― dow, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:32 (sixteen years ago) link
as i recall, xgau says greil marcus refused to speak to him for a while after reading a piece of his on public enemy, on the grounds that he (xgau) was "defending their anti-semitism" or somesuch.
chuck OTM re interchangeability of "los angeles" and "one in a million," except that the protagonist of the former's been there too long and the latter's just got there.
― J.D., Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link
the voice music section is so much better now
― jhøshea, Sunday, 25 November 2007 02:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000002KMV.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
― The Reverend, Sunday, 25 November 2007 02:29 (sixteen years ago) link
(as she kinda did in a Re:Search interview, denoucning "faggots" takin' over the at world etc)
OMG! Exene said this? Where exactly?
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 25 November 2007 05:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Another in the "you don't have to answer" category: John, do you live in the States?
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 25 November 2007 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link
And Donna Summer said some nasty shit away from a recording studio, so.
Can we get some concrete evidence of this? I've heard she said that AIDS was God's punishment for homosexuals. Adn where did she "poke nervous fun at the gay men who made her a star?" References? Wikipedia needs a citation for the area of the Donna Summer entry.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 25 November 2007 05:15 (sixteen years ago) link
OK, so my 1st guess was more or less correct. But then it just seems like he was using perverse syntax to say something straightforward. (I'm still not sure that sentence makes sense. "They're a one-idea group who deserve only that much attention" has one less word in it.) I'm not even sure I get that criticism though. Would it be better if there was no one theme or organizing principle to an eclectic 20-minute track? Is "Marquee Moon" less of a one-idea piece? Is he just saying "Instead of writing lots of different short songs like a rock band should, they're so obsessed with this one dumbass 'seasons of man' idea that they try to connect them all to this one idea?"
― Sundar, Sunday, 25 November 2007 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Kevin, the Re: Search issue with the Exene interview (odd-size trade binding)is in the Fine Arts stacks at my local library: I'll check the issue no., page no. soon as I can get back over there (this interview really was *a long, long time ago*, she might well have changed quite a lot, and who knows how it was edited.Guess the point of the song was people who get stressed by living in L.A., zooming in on somebody to blame. I know she's said in recent interviews that, no matter how much better her life there got, like with her dayjob as a teaching assistant at her kid's school, she'd saved up til she could buy a house in Missouri, and when she'd saved some more, would move out there permanently, as I think she's since done [still tours with X, and records with her other band] Also in the Re: Search interview, interesting stuff about her life in Florida, before moving to L.A.
― dow, Sunday, 25 November 2007 05:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Thanx, Dow!!
Sundar to answer your questions in order:
Would it be better if there was no one theme or organizing principle to an eclectic 20-minute track?
No, it would be better if there was no one LAME theme or... Lame to Xgau, natch.
Is "Marquee Moon" less of a one-idea piece?
Well, if you're asking Xgau, he'd undoubtedly say yes. Or maybe that the one idea is a great one. Or waaaay greater than "the seasons of man."
Is he just saying "Instead of writing lots of different short songs like a rock band should, they're so obsessed with this one dumbass 'seasons of man' idea that they try to connect them all to this one idea?"
He'd never require a rock band to write short songs. As you intimated, he adores "Marquee Moon." And he loves The Grateful Dead who wrote/played longer than Yes ever did. But yes, he believes that Yes is obsessed with this seasons of man theme and that they do try to connect their songs (long or short) to it. And the songs are poorer for it.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 25 November 2007 05:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Can we get some concrete evidence of this? I've heard she said that AIDS was God's punishment for homosexuals. Adn where did she "poke nervous fun at the gay men who made her a star?"
Skimming through her vapid autobiography a few years ago at B&N, she alluded to how the most intense part of her Christian phase drove her to say nasty things, and the gay stuff was one of them. I may be remembering it incorrectly, but I'm pretty sure she apologized to The Gays.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Yeah, I got the letter. :)
― Kevin John Bozelka, Sunday, 25 November 2007 06:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Seriously, you have got to be kidding! As I'm certain Kogan and others would be only too happy to attest to, the Voice music section started goin' downhill as soon as the powers that be imposed ever more stringently limited word counts on reviews.
John, do you live in the States?
Nope. I've been living in Greece since '93, Kevin; hence my keeping such odd hours--as far as American posters are concerned, that is--on ILX.
― JN$OT, Sunday, 25 November 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link
upthread somebody, I think Ned, predicted Jonathan Gold's pulitzer prize three years before it happened!
― m coleman, Sunday, 25 November 2007 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link
has xgau reviewed boz scaggs or art garfunkel in rolling stone yet?
― m coleman, Sunday, 25 November 2007 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link
i don't think Joe Levy would allow Xgau to throw himself under the train, unless Bob really did love a new Scaggs or Garfunkel album (you never know, though I wouldn't bet on it). That suggesting either have a new album to submit. Maybe Xgau could wait for Mick Jagger's 2010 opus, surely a work of genius percolating with his MIckness and a future superstar to be named later....
― smurfherder, Sunday, 25 November 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Maybe--however, I do not really see that happening until Wenner has rather unceremoniously kicked the bucket, ya know.
― JN$OT, Monday, 26 November 2007 08:32 (sixteen years ago) link
Cass Elliott: Don't Call Me Mama Anymore [RCA Victor, 1973]How about Fatso? D
― figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Saturday, 6 February 2010 09:08 (fourteen years ago) link
what an asshole
― figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Saturday, 6 February 2010 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link
Agreed. Dude is the worst.
― ian zamboni, Saturday, 6 February 2010 09:24 (fourteen years ago) link
rip
― velko, Saturday, 6 February 2010 09:25 (fourteen years ago) link
The E.N.D. [Interscope, 2009]How dare people call this wondrous album--actual quotes, now--"insipid," "saccharine," "clumsy"? Only I don't mean people--I mean journalists professional and self-appointed, from rockist sourpusses to keepers of the hip-hop flame. Just plain people love it--love it so much that various of its tracks topped the pop charts nonstop for the entire summer. "Party All the Time" is no more a recipe for living than is instant Wi-Fi for all, the message of the supposedly "political" "Now Generation." But in a party anthem it's the definition of intelligence. Sampling classic rap rapaciously and as cool with Auto-Tune as with getting their drunk on, they party beginning to end, which as it happens is a far rarer achievement than signifying beginning to end. Maybe this album is dumb on the surface, though not as much as fools claim. But sure as showbiz it isn't dumb underneath. A
Master of Reality [Warner Bros., 1971]As an increasingly regretful spearhead of the great Grand Funk switch, in which critics redefined GFR as a 1971 good old-fashioned rock and roll band even though I've never met a critic (myself included) who actually played the records, I feel entitled to put this in its place. Grand Funk is like an American white blues band of three years ago--dull. Black Sabbath is English--dull and decadent. I don't care how many rebels and incipient groovies are buying. I don't even care if the band members believe in their own Christian/satanist/liberal murk. This is a dim-witted, amoral exploitation. C-
― ian zamboni, Saturday, 6 February 2010 09:29 (fourteen years ago) link
Everyone Who Pretended to Like Me Is Gone [Startime International, 2002] (The Walkmen)Just what we always wanted--Jonathan Fire*Eater grows up. Put some DreamWorks money into a studio, that was mature. Realized Radiohead was the greatest band in the world, brainy. Stopped playing so fast, hoo boy. And most important, switched vocalists from Nick Cave imitator to Rufus Wainwright imitator. Wainwright makes up better melodies with a dick in his mouth, and not only that, Cave has more literary ability.
I obviously hate this review for the dumb, offensive dick "gag," but it's also just so tin-eared. Radiohead? Rufus Wainwright? What he is he even talking about?
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Saturday, 6 February 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link
It's most embarassing that he stumped for a band as terrible as the walkmen, but he's otm about the peas
― Groanatta77 (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 6 February 2010 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Shannon Wirry writes better ILM posts with a dick in his hand.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 6 February 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Wow, I was a real hot-head six years ago! (Guess the Voice job stressed me out.)
― xhuxk, Saturday, 6 February 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link
i think ilm was more hot-headed in general six years. at this point you and shakey mo and amateurist are probably ready to go in on a vacation time-share together.
― scott seward, Saturday, 6 February 2010 15:54 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, i'm almost painfully generous and reasonable on this thread (on others, not so much).
― figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Sunday, 7 February 2010 03:00 (fourteen years ago) link
also, i actually enjoy reading xgau. when i discover something like the cass elliot review, it actually seems out of character. but i still can't believe he put that in print.
― figuratively, but in a very real way (amateurist), Sunday, 7 February 2010 03:01 (fourteen years ago) link
that BEP review is pretty otm, though
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link
so i havent actually heard the bep album but i have heard the samples & are you guys really bumping that album on a regular basis or is this just some like 'its certainly not all that bad cuz a lot of ppl like it" vague populism? i dont mean that it isnt enjoyed by lots of ppl and that isnt legit, just curious if there are ppl here who actually listen to it on the regular
― average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:01 (fourteen years ago) link
i have heard the SINGLES not samples
― average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:02 (fourteen years ago) link
like, "man im really in the mood for this black eyed peas album that is blasting out of every single jukebox in the country."
― average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I listen to it on the regular (NB: I don't hear it being blasted everywhere) and I think it's an enjoyable pop album - not really trying to be a contrarian populist here.
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:06 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean I really hated IGF/BBP when I first heard them after youtubing them to see why they had been billboard #1s...but really grew to like both of them after a few listens
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
fair enough. like i said i think its an acceptable position & believable, but i just have no interest in hearing dude rap the way he does so
― average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah, I view his rapping on the same level as gucci mane going "BUR! BUR! yeaaah! woooOOOOooOW!"
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:10 (fourteen years ago) link
I find it pretty easy to tune him out and just concentrate on the sonics
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:11 (fourteen years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxgcz7cny91qa9hc8o1_400.png
― average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:19 (fourteen years ago) link
??
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link
fwiw what I said wasn't meant to be a diss on gucci
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link
You should know better than to bring up Gucci in any negative way around his stan numero uno.
― you gone float up with it (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:29 (fourteen years ago) link
haa i was playin yall
― average gangsta rap from average gangstas (deej), Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:42 (fourteen years ago) link
haha. just to explain, I hear will.i.am in the same way as I hear gucci scattin' - someone who has a nice voice which adds to the sonic texture without really adding meaning/signifying anything. nice to listen to. was meant to be a diss on will.i.am more than anything.
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:47 (fourteen years ago) link
comparing any rapper to will.i.am is certainly a diss to that rapper
― hoos n nem (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link
j0rdan s. raps like will.i.am
― dyao, Sunday, 7 February 2010 04:49 (fourteen years ago) link
It's most embarassing that he stumped for a band as terrible as the walkmen
they left the grade off, but that review is actually a slam
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 07:47 (fourteen years ago) link
And the fact that it's not apparently possible to tell what constitutes a stump vs. a slam is as hilarious as a dick in the mouth.
― Shannon Whirry and the Bad Brains, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link
thinking is hard.
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link
This fucker Christgau deserves to die.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Look at any good critic's career's worth of writing and you'll find a few questionable calls.
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
how is that a "questionable call" unless he's changed his mind? (which in any case we are all allowed to do?) i mean i pretty much disagree but if that's what he thinks...
― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link
personally i consider that i have had 0 "questionable calls" to date, bar a couple of times when i gave something 4 stars when it should have had 3
damn u must be the best critic ever
― max, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
he doesn't like metal; this is not fucking news
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link
I thought I saw Christgau write somewhere that once he settles on a letter score for a record he never changes his mind. Has anyone else seen a quote to this effect?
― kshighway (ksh), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
to me it's not so much the opinion as howlers like "I feel entitled to put this in its place" that make the Sabbath review worthy of ridicule, although really he said much more embarrassing shit about Hendrix
― goodness gracious great walls o gina (some dude), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:49 (fourteen years ago) link
I like Master Of Reality (and have yet to listen to The END as the singles grate, though its possible it works once your fifteen minutes deep into their madness) but looking at the words rather than the grades, the only thing i really question is the idea that black sabbath is an "amoral exploitation."
xpost he changed quite a few grades from print versions before publishing each decade's consumer guide boook, and he said "aw, this shit should be an A, not an A-" after reading his capsule for Ready To Die at a record store in Philly a couple years ago, so no, he doesn't seem to be set in stone on these things at all.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
lol i don't think he actually said "this shit," thoughtless paraphrase on my part.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
well i don't think the comparison of sabbath to grand funk has really held up either
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Doubt their American audiences were all that dissimilar, fwiw. (Plus they both did songs called "Paranoid"!)
He especially seems to change Madonna and Graham Parker grades, for some reason. (Or at least he used to.)
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
he definitely missed what's made black sabbath so enduring, but the context of the comparison is that,apparently at the time, a lot of critics felt like what's a hit with the rock kiddies must be good, and that like, grand funk, he felt black sabbath was in danger of getting the same unwarranted approval. that people continue to like sabbath and nobody talks about grand funk doesn't change that.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link
haha xhuxk do you ever think two acts using the same song title actually has some profound meaning or do you just like dropping it into conversations as if it does?
― some dude, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Yes.
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
i talk about grand funk all the time. i'm people!
― scott seward, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link
you and homer simpson
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link
at the time, a lot of critics felt like what's a hit with the rock kiddies must be good
Don't think it was a lot of critics. Probably just a couple punks at Creem -- Bangs, obviously, and Marsh, who was more ambivalent about it. Maybe a stray Metal Mike Saunders too, but hardly a major movement, I don't think. (But yeah, they were who Xgau was reacting to. Though I'm pretty sure Metal Mike, at least, "actually played the records". Possible that Christgau hadn't actually met him, though.)
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
the funny thing is that now it's hard to think of anything that was popular in the '70s that no critic would be willing to stick up for, pretty much everything has its champions now.
― some dude, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link
Hey, it was a great decade! (Actually can imagine some sub-soft-rock MOR stuff that nobody's ever made a case for, actually. But give it time.)
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link
yeah when i was trying to think of caveats only some kinds of soft rock came to mind
― some dude, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link
inlcuding this fucking guy?
http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/manilowyoungpiano.jpg
― the mighty the mighty BOHANNON (m coleman), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:11 (fourteen years ago) link
pretty sure xgau was talking about a trait in regards to popular rock not like "well if the jackie gleason orchestra is at #1 it must be good"
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link
don't think marsh embraced sabbath at all, populist sympathies or o/wise - he certainly gave their recs really stinky reviews in the ROLLING STONE RECORD GUIDE
― Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
i've been flipping through the 1983 edition of that puppy a lot lately and man, it's a shame that in a time of so much dross (just in sheer numbers) that you don't see a ton of one-star discography slams of Pete Yorn or whoever in newer books.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:19 (fourteen years ago) link
"Lester Bangs and I have both been listening to Black Sabbath a lot -- actually, I sort of leave it up to him to put it on, since I'd OD'd on Master Of Reality before his return from Sweet Home San Diego, and sometimes things need a rest." -- Dave Marsh, "Crazy About the La La" (his defense of Grand Funk, Sir Lord Baltimore, and other "third generation rock"), Creem, 1970 (reprinted, and also recanted actually, in Fortunate Son: The Best Of Dave Marsh.)
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
― da croupier, Tuesday, February 9, 2010 11:13 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
pretty sure "xgau" was talking out of his fucking ass.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:38 (fourteen years ago) link
"Doubt their American audiences were all that dissimilar, fwiw."
How is this relevant at all?
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^iommi sock
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link
man it must be flattering when people are frothing at the mouth about your capsule dis almost forty years after the fact
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Totally -- I wish people would do that to my 25-year-old Rock-a-Ramas.
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:53 (fourteen years ago) link
what's a rock-a-rama
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link
this revive mainly revolving around Sabbath and Walkmen reviews that have been discussed on ILM many times before makes me think the guy can't really have that many reviews that make easy targets for ridicule
― some dude, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, hold on.
the grand funk reference appears to be to xgau himself. he's saying he spearheaded, or at least joined, a critical bandwagon that claimed that GF was returning to the rock 'n' roll verities. xgau thinks this has gone too far, and so for some obscure reason he wants to compensate by putting the brakes on ANOTHER supposed critical cliche, the celebration of black sabbath. or something.
like a lot of xgau it's sort of hermetic but whatever he's saying he's not really likening GF to black sabbath sonically.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link
xgau has TONS of weird capsule reviews which we've discussed ad infinitum on ILM.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
i sometimes admire the density of xgau's capsule reviews on a level of linguistic invention (except when they become SO compressed and elliptical that practically nobody can follow what he's saying, which we discussed on a thread about one of his missy elliott reviews) , but in terms of what he is actually saying about the music i often find it wanting.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
really tempted to repost that "her varieties were delicious" freaky-sex-tales-with-Sarah-Vaughn one again, even though I'm sure it's been discussed on ILX before
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
kneejerk dismissals of xgau are about as boring as other folks' ardent, sometimes clannish, defense of everything he has ever written.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
xxpost
shame rockcrit is too ghettoized for that to have placed in the annual "bad sex in literature" awards
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link
ah, hell.
Sarah caught my eye at a Romare Bearden opening. Two nights later I bought her dinner at Alison on Dominick. The sex was lush, cushiony, companionable, matter-of-fact--no tricks to speak of, but she knew her own body and had ideas about mine. The subtlety of her variations was delicious. Later, though, I heard she'd wrinkled her nose at my personal hygiene. Sassy, my sweet, what are a few skid marks between friends?
After Lucille beat me at nine-ball in the back of a keno parlor, we went out for ribs and ended up bringing some Bacardi back to her place. The sex was hot and candid, lots of tongue, teeth, and growl, and though I'd expected raunch, only toward the end did she get all "I'll do it to you honey till I make you shit." This wasn't literally true, but it might as well have been. Later, though, I heard she'd bad-mouthed me for not delivering on that rim job. Bessie, I swear, it just slipped my mind.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:11 (fourteen years ago) link
seriously though let's get back to that mama cass review. what the hell? is that supposed to be some meta-offensive thing (like he's cryptically distancing himself from the "fatso" line)? is it a lame shock tactic--"i'll offend propriety and good taste in the name of insulting this terrible album"?
seems like the pre-internet equivalent of trolling, honestly.
anyone who describes anything sexual as "delicious" is instantly creepy.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
^
― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
good christ what in the fuck is that
― goole, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
full link (from 2005): http://www.robertchristgau.com/xg/recyc/vaughan-05.php
as much as i can appreciate the metaphorical attempt of that review, i dunno if anyone can defend publishing the sentence "sassy, my sweet, what are a few skid marks between friends?"
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
so he's basically comparing vaughan's sophisticated-but-sultry ballad singing to lucille bogan's raunchy single-entendres via an elaborate narrativized sex metaphor? seems sort of show-offy.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
if some kid at a college newspaper wanted to review a sarah vaughn comp and the "shave em dry" dirty blues comp by talking about how it was when he fucked both the singers, well, what would everyone think of that?
― goole, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link
ask Chuck, he edited it after all.
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
i would want to see a photo of the college student who wrote "the subtlety of her varities was delicious" is what i'd think
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link
actually a college newspaper would probably be dunderheaded enough to publish that.
honestly the review doesn't really offend me, it's just a dumb literary conceit that should have been ixnayed by the editor on the grounds of its stupidity. hi chuck.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
xgau dot com should have comments boxes
― goole, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
ilm would die a lonely death.
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link
"kneejerk dismissals of xgau are about as boring as other folks' ardent, sometimes clannish, defense of everything he has ever written."
Fine either be bored or dont read the thread. The guy is a fucking putz.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
we'd have to pick which review to have the 1400 post excursus on the dark knight tho
― goole, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Fine either be bored or dont read the thread.
i'm glad i have your permission to be bored, mr. magoo.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
xp Hey, I printed weirder stuff in the Voice by other people back then, I'm sure. And for Xgau especically, it was definitely...a change of pace. And for an oldtime-music review, definitely not what you'd call stodgy. Variety is the spice of music sections. At least I didn't have to edit the Valentine supplement. (Bob wrote for that sometimes, too, I think.)
But anyway, I'll bite -- Who, exactly, has ever defended "everything he has ever written"? Name names, please.
Rock-a-ramas were old capsule reviews in Creem, Anthony. They generally took less time to write than it took to listen to the albums in question, but they were a lot of fun.
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
ok that was perhaps a straw man. but on some threads you and matos seemed unwilling to brook ANY criticism of the dude. i admit that isn't the case on all threads.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link
At least I didn't have to edit the Valentine supplement. (Bob wrote for that sometimes, too, I think.)
do tell.
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link
xgau hates metal and prog; i don't. big deal. moving on.
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
I've been criticizing stuff Xgau wrote for more than a quarter century, Am. (And I've probably even been an asshole about it once or twice.)
Anyway, that Bogan/Vaughan review already had a thread of its own (and also fwiw, those Bogan songs were pretty filthy in the first place):
Xgau takes music criticism to a new level
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:33 (fourteen years ago) link
just plain people love skid marks
― velko, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link
xp (Most recent time I publicly criticized something Xgau wrote: Less than 24 hours ago, on the Vampire Weekend thread. You can look it up.)
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Unless what I wrote about Metal Mike Saunders a few posts up counts, in which more like 1 or 2 hours ago.
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
and also fwiw, those Bogan songs were pretty filthy in the first place):
very true. but at least they are funny.
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:38 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOjOji6sDYY
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:40 (fourteen years ago) link
Matos is usually pro-Xgau but at one point he said about the Consumer Guide something to the effect that his style has decayed over the years.
― the clones of tldr funkenstein (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago) link
the "skidmarks" thing gave me the willies― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:14
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:27 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark
Jeez, you really put me in my place. Im so hurt.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:48 (fourteen years ago) link
butthurt?
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link
blood in the skidmarks
― velko, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link
poop on the plow
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.weeklyreader.com/readandwriting/content/binary/AB50249~Dancing-Bears-Posters.jpg
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link
John Cougar Mellencamp: Scarecrow [Riva, 1985]Having long wondered what gave this longtime Bowie stablemate the right to speak for the average guy, I've decided it's his talent, which is pretty damn average. That's okay, because the success ratio here, a nice average fifty-fifty or so, just goes to show you what sincerity, hard work, and modest ambitions can do. Mellencamp has half outgrown the fatalism that always underlined the predictability of his Stonesish bandmates, who've gotten tougher with age, an encouraging sign in rich musicians. I wish I knew (I wish he knew) exactly what "Justice and Independence '85" is trying to say. But I'll take "You've Got to Stand for Something" at face value. B+
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Scareblown.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:56 (fourteen years ago) link
haha how dare he sing about America, he's got BRITISH MANAGEMENT!
― some dude, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link
the Bowie line always confused me, and excited me ("Ooh, Johnny Coug collaborated with Bowie!").
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Man is that a terrible "review".
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Bowie stablemate = poseur, or so i've always assumed.
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link
Actually, from '82 to '87 xgau got Mellencamp right, and even stopped caring around the same time Coog stopped improving.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link
from '82 to '87 xgau got Mellencamp right
Alfred, you're just trying to bait me now, right?
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:07 (fourteen years ago) link
ha - I bought Nothing Matters... at your recommendation a couple of years ago, and, well, sorry.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link
The double-disc comp released in '04 and my old copies of Scarecrow and The Lonesome Jubilee are all I need.
― Inculcate a spirit of serfdom in children (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
If anybody is interested on the truth on these matters:
What is John (Cougar) Mellancamp's best song?
― xhuxk, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link
wait, that review isn't bad at all! people are just picking on xgau now!
― by another name (amateurist), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link
stablemate is a bit off, bowie and defries were history by the time defries discovered Johnny Cougar right?
― Brio, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link
what a disaster for john cougar mellencamp
― da croupier, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link
This Is Bull [Paramount, 1971]Speak for yourself, Ferdinand. D
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link
were u really amazed when u read these?
― chronicles of ridic (zvookster), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
OK googling says Bowie split w/ Defries in 75, the same year Cougar signed on to Mainman, and Cougar was dropped by DeFries right after his first record, so calling him a "longtime Bowie stablemate" in 1985 is wrong. Or I guess it could be intentional, a real rock crit kneeslapper.
No idea why this captivated my attention.
― Brio, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link
GREAT album!
fun fact: Bull was friends with Chaki's dad.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link
i think i put the hot Bull guitar jam on one of my hothead mixes.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
why am i not surprised?
― the not-strawman one (Ioannis), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Chaki's dad was in The Hook. One of my all-time fave guitar freakout bands.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 9 February 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Excuse me?
― if I don't see more dissent, I'm going to have to check myself in (Matos W.K.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link
haha never mind
― if I don't see more dissent, I'm going to have to check myself in (Matos W.K.), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link
"threads"
― the clones of tldr funkenstein (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 9 February 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link
really matos? i recall long stretches of threads where you and other folks spent much time essentially accusing critics of playa-hatin. am i thinking of somebody else? jess maybe?
― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 00:38 (fourteen years ago) link
"Playa-hatin"? Vomit.
― if I don't see more dissent, I'm going to have to check myself in (Matos W.K.), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 01:19 (fourteen years ago) link
Or are you using that the way I used to use "transcendent" or something?
― if I don't see more dissent, I'm going to have to check myself in (Matos W.K.), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 01:21 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean there are long stretches of threads where I basically say, "He means this, not that," which boils down to knowing his stuff well vs. not.
― if I don't see more dissent, I'm going to have to check myself in (Matos W.K.), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/pics/99pjenny1.jpgThese freaks are all player-haters. But you are player-participaters. I feel you! You know what I'm saying.
― the clones of tldr funkenstein (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 01:25 (fourteen years ago) link
ok, i take it back then.
― by another name (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 February 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link
5:29
― da croupier, Friday, 12 February 2010 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
lolololololololol
― El GarBage (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 12 February 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link
6:28 - “Reality is the basis to Eminem’s work.” - Expert Bro
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 12 February 2010 01:15 (fourteen years ago) link
From his review of John Cale's Fear:With Phil Manzanera flailing his axe like rocksy music was a thing of the future and Eno doing his best Baby Cortez imitation it sounds as if somebody just played "Sister Ray" for Cale and he thought the world of it.
wait what
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link
What's unclear?
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
That blurb actually persuaded me to give Cale a try fourteen years ago.
The implication that "Sister Ray" is somehow unfamiliar to Cale, I guess, or am I misreading it? I just now realized that maybe Christgau meant someone played it to him and he went "OH MY GOODNESS I HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO ROCK OUT, I WILL RESUME FORTHWITH," but the phrasing "thought the world of it" makes it sound like it's something new to him.
― a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link
It means "This album is so wild that it reminds Cale of what his last few albums weren't."
― Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah.
― kornrulez6969, Sunday, 16 May 2010 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah - "it sounds like Cale has been reminded of what he's good at & in a way that makes doing it feel new & fresh to him," only put more cleverly
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 16 May 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe too cleverly
― do you ever feel like some people are CHICKEN shit nowadays (some dude), Sunday, 16 May 2010 02:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Christgau clearly not a supporter of the old writing adage that anytime you're particularly proud of a turn of phrase, you should immediately chop it out and rewrite.
― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Sunday, 16 May 2010 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
it means Manzanera rules
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Sunday, 16 May 2010 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link
this adage has good intentions but is kinda bullshit imo
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 16 May 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
like, it's applicable to people whose ability to write is in question, maybe - I hope to fuck that all the writers I like publish as many turns of phrase that they're proud of as they can get published during their lifetimes
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Sunday, 16 May 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Lost in Space [SuperEgo, 2002]I've never understood this ice queen thing myself. What's the big thrill--getting to see them bite their lip when they come?
― abanana, Sunday, 16 May 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
i guess my only problem with this review is that it (maybe) implies fear is better than paris 1919 which i don't buy altho i love fear
― velko, Sunday, 16 May 2010 07:20 (thirteen years ago) link
― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, May 15, 2010 11:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
fair enough, but choosing a snappy one liner (or an inscrutably tangled one) over a plainer truth or insight all the time gets a little exhausting when the guy's reviews are frequently only one line long.
― some dude, Sunday, 16 May 2010 09:12 (thirteen years ago) link
but how many people would read him if he spoke in plain and clear english
― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Sunday, 16 May 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link
uh, wrote
Setting aside the plain fact that nobody reads music criticism, period, I do actually think Christgau is a "critics' critic"; his primary audience is his peers. (Which I think is true of all music critics, but even more so in his case. Even people like me, who find his writing little more than a collection of linguistic/rhetorical tap-dancing, reflexive praise for heroes of long standing, and blind spots, still feel the need to pay attention.) I have no idea what the traffic numbers on his Consumer Guide pages are, though MSN's clearly inflating them through click-for-the-next-review trickery. But I suspect that far more people read Jon Pareles or Nate Chinen or Ben Ratliff at the New York Times, each of whom writes far less gnomically than Christgau.
― Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Sunday, 16 May 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
he invented twitter.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 16 May 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
see what I told you about heavy rock crit? ;-)
― NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Also linked on the year-end polls 2013 thread. Wasn't sure which Christgau thread to post it on
http://bnreview.barnesandnoble.com/t5/Rock-Roll/The-Consensus-Has-Consequences/ba-p/12189 his essay
http://bnreview.barnesandnoble.com/t5/Rock-Roll/The-2013-Dean-s-List/ba-p/12191
85 albums but no singles
Here's some of the albums
1. Vampire Weekend: Modern Vampires of the City (XL)2. The Uncluded: Hokey Fright (Rhymesayers)3. The Julie Ruin: Run Fast (TJR)4. Jeffrey Lewis & Peter Stampfel: Hey Hey It's...the Jeffrey Lewis & Peter Stampfel Band (self-released)5. Live from Festival au Desert Timbuktu (Clermont Music)6. Lady Gaga: Artpop (Streamline/Interscope)7. Eminem: The Marshall Mathers LP 2 (Deluxe Edition) (Aftermath)8. Bassekou Kouyate & Ngoni ba: Jama Ko (Out Here)9. Gogol Bordello: Pura Vida Conspiracy (ATO)10. The Knife: Shaking the Habitual (Mute)11. Parkay Quarts: Tally All the Things That You Broke (What's Your Rupture?)12. Rilo Kiley: RKives (Little Record Company)13. Rachid Taha: Zoom (Wrasse)14. Deerhunter: Monomania (4AD)15. Kate Nash: Girl Talk (Have 10P)
― curmudgeon, Friday, 24 January 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link
Anybody interested in this has probably already seen it, but if not, Christgau's 10 favourite movies:
Chinatown - Roman PolanskiA Hard Day’s Night - Richard LesterJackie Brown - Quentin TarantinoJules and Jim - Francois TruffautThe Last Detail - Hal AshbyMake Way for Tomorrow - Leo McCareyNothing but a Man - Michael RoemerOne-Eyed Jacks - Marlon BrandoRoma - Alfonso CuaronWhere Is the Friend’s Home? - Abbas Kiarostami
― clemenza, Wednesday, 19 February 2020 03:52 (four years ago) link
Bill James announced he was giving up his online site today, so readers have been posting well wishes all day. In my comment, I mentioned the reader-question forums that Christgau and Marcus include on their sites, both of which came much later than James's "Hey Bill" feature. Another reader posted this after my comment:
I went to the same elementary school as R. Christgau, a few years behind, and he evidently had been so remarkable that some of the teachers would sometimes reference him, probably to both the pride and chagrin of his little sister who was in those classes of mine.
(My response to him: "Trying to imagine Christgau in grade school...The only kid ever who, at the end of the day, graded the teacher: 'Loved the math lesson, my attention started to wander during science, but overall, you're making progress from two months ago: B+.'")
― clemenza, Saturday, 10 June 2023 18:19 (ten months ago) link