In Damnation of...Horses by Patti Smith

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Its merits strenuously extolled by the likes of Bono and Michael Stipe, I find Horses to be a virtually unlistenable, tunelessly dull excercise in nauseating self-indulgence...and I've honestly tried to sift through the sonic silt looking for the gold that so many claim is hidden within, but I just DO NOT hear it.

Your thoughts?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:21 (twenty years ago) link

Changed my life. One of my very favorites ever. Brilliant, amazing artist.

Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:22 (twenty years ago) link

Alex has just won my heart

Andy K (Andy K), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:23 (twenty years ago) link

I think it's fucking great!! PPttthhhrrrrrppppttt alex nyc!!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:26 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, do you know fellow New Yorker Mark Prindle?

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

I find Horses to be a virtually unlistenable, tunelessly dull excercise in nauseating self-indulgence...

P'haps you should (re)read Steve Lake's olden review of Horses too, Alex? ;)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

It's much more "important" than it is "good."

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

I hadn't ever heard the record up until recently, and I love it. I don't know why I waited for so long. I don't care how "important" it is, it's just really good.

Matthew Perpetua (Matthew Perpetua), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:33 (twenty years ago) link

Alex and Johnny OTM

roger adultery, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

Yup, it changed my life as well.

(Quite literally in my case - I was so taken with the record when I first heard it, that I wrote an essay about it for my college entrance application).

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

I like Patti Smith, don't get me wrong. Horses just gets all the praise because it came first. Albums like Easter and, more recently, Gone Again and Peace & Noise have much more depth and merit some actual attention.

Johnny Fever (johnny fever), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

it was pretty formative for me too - but i can see hows people would think its crap. the rock playing is often dull, theres a version of gloria AND theres a cod-reggae tune. i like birdland though...

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:36 (twenty years ago) link

i hadn't listened to horses good equation. but i've spent the past few weeks with it in rotation, and i'm back to my earlier way of thinking. it's a knockout, self-importance and self-consciousness and overindulgence be damned. or, what pashmina said.

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

OTM for real (where "O" stands for "off"). There's nothing as good as "Piss Factory" on it, but goddamn the piano in "Birdland" just renders me a quivering sobbing wreck.

The cod-reggae tune ("Redondo Beach") is like the best thing Elvis Costello-ca-'77 never wrote.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

ugh, bad typing. that should read, " i hadn't listened to horses in a good while, but..."

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:40 (twenty years ago) link

and nate otm (as in "on") about "redondo beach."

lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:41 (twenty years ago) link

De-italicize!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:47 (twenty years ago) link

It's true that her rhythm section was a bit weak, but Lenny Kaye is a fine rock guitarist - just listen to him on "Land"! - and they always sounded better live anyways.

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:48 (twenty years ago) link

I listen to her later records much more often than I listen to "Horses," which I guess means I agree that it's never quite lived up to its reputation for me. But I have some bootlegs of P. Smith sharing bills with Television in the mid-'70s, and she sounds pretty damn great. So I can definitely see how something like "Horses" would really stick out (in a good way) in the age of the bland singer-songwriter. I can also see how she could serve as an inspiration for folks like Bono and Stipe (for better and for worse).

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 00:59 (twenty years ago) link

I first heard the first time I ever got drunk alone. It hasn't sounded as good since. I never listen to it but I think it's pretty cool.

Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

I've written this before on other threads, but Patti Smith works like the Clash in that every subsequent album (at least through whichever one came after Wave, after which I TOTALLY stop giving a shit) is duller and less rocking than the one before. And also her pre-Horses single "Piss Factory"/"Hey Joe" > Horses > Radio Ethiopia > Easter > Wave > Whatever she did after Wave. It's very simple. (Then again, I sort of LIKE songs about sweet young things leanin on the parkin meter humpin on the parkin meter and so on. Maybe you don't.)

ps) Horses is also way better than any album that Sleater Kinney, Bjork, Tori Amos, Sinead Oconnor, or PJ Harvey ever did. So there.

chuck, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

Horses is not better than Homogenic, To Bring You My Love or From The Choirgirl Hotel. So there.

Patti's great and all, but Johnny is otm. Horses is 'important' in that it laid the foundations for what was to come, but none of her greatest songs are on it.

The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

my introduction to this record was seeing a rerun her performance of "Gloria" on Saturday Night Live as a teenager and I was totally amazed. She was so freakish and full of bile. I find the record pretty underwhelming though. I get bored after the first three songs and never get all the way through it.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

similarly, I get bored with Television's "Marquee Moon" somewhere around halfway through the first side. But "See No Evil" is nice.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

Changed my life, too! It inspired me to run away to NYC and I wrote about it for my college entrance essay. I think I rode my bike 20 miles to buy it the day it came out. One of the best records ever. And I love that cod-reggae tune, too--Nate's absolutely right. And "Free Money"'s one of my favorite power ballads. And Tom Verlaine's great on "Break It Up".

I thought the band rocked harder on Radio Ethiopia but the songs weren't as interesting.

Arthur (Arthur), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

Why are records that are "important" but not always "great" considered to be better than records that are "great" but not "important"?

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, she rocks pretty hard for a chick.

Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

In the general historical, list-making perspective that is.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

Because more people agree on what's important than what's great

Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

i can't hear nate's reference to elvis costello in redondo beach. the only cod reggae he did circa then was detectives which, despite nick lowe (!) production, is way more fractured/dubby than RD.

i think people maybe expect something radical or strange from this record, given the hype. and it is sometimes(eg birdland).

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:34 (twenty years ago) link

Even in `75, though, it seems like this would still strike me as weedy and pretentious (unlike the Modern Lovers and the Ramones and the other artists it is so often cited alongside).

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:35 (twenty years ago) link

there is nothing radical or strange about all those classic rawk guitar solos.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

The kids of today should defend themselves against the '70s
It's not reality.
It's someone else's sentimentality.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

is that a patti quote?

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

ps) Horses is also way better than any album that Sleater Kinney, Bjork, Tori Amos, Sinead Oconnor, or PJ Harvey ever did. So there.

So does that make Horses the best album recorded by someone with a vagina (or is there another connection between these artists that I am missing)?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

I think it's just Chuck fighting the real enemy again, or something.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:39 (twenty years ago) link

still they got him like jesus

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

new Grammy category: Best Album With Vaginas.

(I nominate anything by the Cramps)

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:41 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, are all those people JEWISH too?!?! I had no idea!

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:43 (twenty years ago) link

Jewish vaginas secretly control the media!

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:46 (twenty years ago) link

is that a patti quote? mike watt.

Dean Gulberry (deangulberry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:47 (twenty years ago) link

Jewish vaginas secretly control the media!

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

via Eddie Vedder. Whose band recorded an album that same year... with Neil Young.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 01:51 (twenty years ago) link

I like Horses, though I didn't think I would, based on the intense praise from Bono and Michael Stipe.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

So many of those important albums blow. I mean really, the placement of Nevermind on so many lists as compared to its actual merit is fairly astronomical, same with odelay and Miseducation and OK Computer. Bah, laziness.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

Those last three albums aren't the slightest bit important.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:42 (twenty years ago) link

Nevermind clearly benefits from THIS WAS IMPORTANT AT THE TIME syndrome though.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

so does the Sex Pistols.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah that's obviously the best case of a record whose sociological impact FAR FAR outweighs its sonic quality.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:45 (twenty years ago) link

nevermind the beatles

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

This is a great thread.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 03:10 (twenty years ago) link

Only because of the Jewish vaginas

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

Definitely overrated. What I don't really understand is why it isn't very good.

aldkfh (maryann), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 04:51 (twenty years ago) link

Those last three albums aren't the slightest bit important. >>

None of 'em are, except in terms of sales and giving college kids something new to toss up on their walls, not to mention aged rock critics something to stroke their chins over and pontificate at length about the new sounds in r'n'r/hip hop, what have you.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

I mean I can listen to Nevermind all the way through and have a good time at least, but important?

I can't even get through the other three even halfway.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 05:02 (twenty years ago) link

HORSES RULEZ U ALL HAVE VAGINAS

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 05:09 (twenty years ago) link

Patti Smith is just awful, perhaps the most pretentious rock singer ever. I can't believe she's ever refered to as punk -- she has much more in common with Jim Morrison or even Leonard Cohen. Anthony and Alex very wrong about the Sex Pistols however.

Burr (Burr), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 05:19 (twenty years ago) link

Anti-semite.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 05:28 (twenty years ago) link

She has a moustache, minus 2 points

She contributed to one of the 5 or 6 decent songs REM managed to put together over their shabby past ten years, plus 3

Blue Oyster Cult! plus 25.

But I still don't like her so much, at least Horses I mean.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 05:33 (twenty years ago) link

Love her! With the caveat that I don't think I've ever listened to "Birdland" all the way through. Her Jim Morrison side gets me down, but her Mick Jagger side lifts me up and her jesus-died-for-somebody's-sins-but-not-mine side makes me wanna holler.

spittle (spittle), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 06:03 (twenty years ago) link

"pretentious" is NOT a pejorative, ppl!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 06:49 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, really - is there a more meaningless term? Does anyone seriously ascribe any critical saliency to that word? Aside from, like Holden Caulfield? What Burr fails to realize is that Smith's Morrison "side" (don't forget Dylan - he's pretty pretentious too! and so was Lou Reed!) is what makes her great.

and then she sings about doing the watusi and joe going to mexico and it all balances out. Everybody wins!

Broheems (diamond), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 07:45 (twenty years ago) link

Kim Fowley should've produced it

dave q, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 08:33 (twenty years ago) link

I kinda agree with Alex - I'm not very keen on Patti. I didn't really get her then and I still don't. I find more than a few tracks of any of her albums like being trapped in a phone box with a ranting zealot - claustrophobic! I'm suspicious of any artist who's one of the 'she/he/they changed my life' bunch too. The tracks on Easter where Patti, Lenny and the boys stop *thinking* and make like they're in an NJ garage in 1964 are god - 25th Floor, Rock and Roll Nigger etc

Dr. C (Dr. C), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 09:09 (twenty years ago) link

I think her voice is the best thing abt it but there's no 'heat' from the band. Frank said i should listen to her first single, so I think I'll try and find this on slsk today.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 09:18 (twenty years ago) link

what artist isn't part of the "he/she/it changed my life" bunch?

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 09:27 (twenty years ago) link

i'm late to the party but I completely agree with Alex here. I must have tried a dozen times to 'get' this album, but it always came out dull. A few bland AM rock tunes...
Now, the only other Patti album I own and know, 'Peace & Noise' is pretty great though..

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 09:36 (twenty years ago) link

I borrowed it from the library.

Hmmm. I guess you had to be there.

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 09:52 (twenty years ago) link

Early version of Title Track...

(Oh Horses, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Horses, hey Horses)
(Oh Horses, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Horses, hey Horses)
(Oh Horses, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Horses, hey Horses)
(Oh Horses, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Horses)
Hey Horses!
You´ve been around all night and that´s a little long
You think you´ve got the right but I think you´ve got it wrong
Why can´t you say goodnight so you can take me home, Horses
´Cause when you say you will, it always means you won´t
You´re givin´ me the chills, baby, please baby don´t
Every night you still leave me all alone, Horses
Oh Horses, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Horses, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Horses
Oh, what you do Horses, do Horses
Don´t break my heart, Horses
Hey Horses!
Now when you take me by the - who´s ever gonna know
Everytime you move I let a little more show
There´s somethin´ we can use, so don´t say no, Horses
So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I´ll take it like a man
Oh please, baby, please, don´t leave me in the jam, Horses
Oh Horses, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Horses, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Horses
Oh, what you do Horses, do Horses
Don´t break my heart, Horses
(Oh Horses, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Horses, hey Horses)
(Oh Horses, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Horses, hey Horses)
(Oh Horses, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Horses, hey Horses)
(Oh Horses, you´re so fine
you´re so fine you blow my mind, hey Horses)
Oh Horses, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Horses, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Horses
Oh, what you do Horses, do Horses
Don´t break my heart, Horses
Oh Horses, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Horses, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Horses
Oh, what you do Horses, do Horses
Don´t break my heart, Horses
Oh Horses, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Horses, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Horses
Oh, what you do Horses, do Horses
Don´t break my heart, Horses
Oh Horses, what a pity you don´t understand
You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand
Oh Horses, you´re so pretty, can´t you understand
It´s guys like you Horses
Oh, what you do Horses, do Horses
Don´t break my heart, Horses

mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 09:57 (twenty years ago) link

I don't care what Michael Stipe says, or Bono, or anyone else (including Alex in NYC). This was a truly life-changing, life-saving record for me back then, and it still holds up as a glorious messy confluence of art-rock, proto-punk, Catholic-guilt, French-Romantic gutter-speak, and tender pissy defiance.

You know, those of us who have loved this record, either back in the day, or since (although especially back-in-the-day), simply cannot ditch its brilliance just because there's now a backlash to its canonisation.

That's what I think, anyway.

David A. (Davant), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 10:21 (twenty years ago) link

Above is my knee-jerk. Here's my reaction after reading the whole thread:

I mean, "pretentious"? WTF? Not only is "pretentious" not a pejorative, but with Leonard Cohen cited as an example of same, we're s'posed to somehow accept this bizarre conclusion? Len is also great, people!!!

There's something in that each-subsequent-record-gets-worse thing, though.

Easter is a very nice record (moments of beauty, but moments of intense awkwardness) that's not in the ballpark of Horses in terms of impact. Importance. Sigh. I don't really understand what "importance" means, objectively. Having said that, Gone Again is really the only other good Patti Smith album. Her output over a long career is patchy.

None of which takes away from the amazing Horses.

David A. (Davant), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 10:39 (twenty years ago) link

Why is it important anyway?

Nu-Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 10:46 (twenty years ago) link

Because it's canonized?

But wait... wasn't it canonized 'cause it was deemed "important"?

Some love it, some hate it, some are indifferent. What's the answer? A show of hands? This "important" thing seems kind of, well... silly.

David A. (Davant), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 10:54 (twenty years ago) link

ALEX IN THA MUTHAFUCKING NYC:
Do ya or do ya not know Mrk Prindle, ya fokker? You should REALLY check out his review page.

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link

I'm surprisingly fond of it. I think I listened to it at the exact right time for me to listen to it - early 20s, miserable but energetic, working in a bookshop (even that bookshop) not an office so I didn't need to feel defensive about it etc etc. - basically just vulnerable to Poetry In Rock or whatever it was Patti did. I know I will never enjoy it as much again and in fact I might well never listen to it again but I still like it.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:03 (twenty years ago) link

I like the cover more than the record

The Spotlight Kid (kid), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:04 (twenty years ago) link

Holy crap! Toni Basil's Mickey is derived from Horses!!!

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:13 (twenty years ago) link

Len is also great, people!!!

Yeah, "You Can't Stop The Bum Rush" rules. I'd never established a connection between 'em and Patti Smith, but I guess "Horses" shares that chaotic throw-everything-at-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks mood that that album has.

What? Oh, Cohen. He's great too. "The Essential" rocked my Spring of 2003.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:27 (twenty years ago) link

I'm with the people who dig the Mick Jagger side, if I understand that correctly. What surprised me about this album on first listening to it were the pop songs - 'Redondon Beach', 'Free Monday', 'Kimberley', 'Break It Up' (I'd call 'em pop songs, anyway). Those are the ones that keep me coming back - those and 'Gloria', anyway. I could kinda take or leave most of the second side, with the exception of the version of 'My Generation' which ends the CD version, which might be better than anything on the album proper.

Flyboy (Flyboy), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:45 (twenty years ago) link

It sounds better on vinyl.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 12:47 (twenty years ago) link

if pissing in the river had been a sisters of mercy song it would be alex's favorite song. it is goth-rock greatness.(and it has great placement in the movie Times Square and that other one where cole hauser plays the scary boyfriend and that totally awesome girl from to die for dances around to it all sad in the riot grrrl's bedroom.) none of this has anything to do with horses.

thiscorrosion, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 13:10 (twenty years ago) link

Alex, do you know fellow New Yorker Mark Prindle?

Afraid not. Should I?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, she rocks pretty hard for a chick.

I can't fucking handle it. Do me a favor, flush your head down the shitter for making such an ignorant, sexist statement.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

if pissing in the river had been a sisters of mercy song it would be alex's favorite song.

Dream on, Wrongboy.

Hey David A.....calm thyself. I'm not organizing a goon squad that's going to go around house-to-house, confiscating copies of Horses, just so we can start a big bonfire, Kilroy Was Here-stylee. I just think the album in question (Patti's, not Styx's) is an undeservedly lionized bit of pompous schlock.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

So is pompous not a pejorative either?

Burr (Burr), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

well, lots of people like it apparently

so i'm asking, once again, why some people seem to want to go out of their way to malign Patti Smith ? this isn't the first thread to set out to dismiss not only this record but Smith herself.

why is it so important to dump on this relatively concise artist (she hasn't made many records and has admitted that it would be worse to make too many bad ones than vice versa) ?

(oh, ok, most people on this thread seem to like her, but that "Loathsome New Yorkers" thread, that just made the new yorkers that talked up the original tabloid week-end "feature" and it's readers appear to be the loathsome ones)

george gosset (gegoss), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

Well, I'm damn well using it as a pejorative!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

see Total Eclipse Of The Heart thread, Burr

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:28 (twenty years ago) link

why is it so important to dump on this relatively concise artist

I don't think I'd have worded it quite that way, but fair enough.... because of the disparity between the quality of her work and the praise said work enjoys.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

Ahh, you should def. check out Mark Prindle's site then:
www.markprindle.com

Baaderist (Fabfunk), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

alright, alright I got it. I'll check it out.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 15:45 (twenty years ago) link

I was in art school in NYC when it came out, and you can't imagine the impact. It was a record that everybody had to have an opinion about. (Of course, a lot of people hated it even then.) Coming after the Stooges and the Dolls, I don't know if it was quite as groundbreaking as it's said to be, but it sure felt that way at the time. I still love it, but every year it feels more idiosyncratic and less "classic." Kind of like a female Captain Beefheart.

Not that Chuck, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

>ps) Horses is also way better than any album that Sleater Kinney, Bjork, Tori Amos, Sinead Oconnor, or PJ Harvey ever did. So there.
So does that make Horses the best album recorded by someone with a vagina (or is there another connection between these artists that I am missing)? -- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), December 2nd, 2003.
I think it's just Chuck fighting the real enemy again, or something.<

Actually, I think all those artists were pretty clearly in Patti's lineage, and not just because they're women. But if it makes you any happier, *Horses* is *also* catchier, funnier, sexier, more rocking, and more memorable than any album that Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Radiohead, U2, REM, Pink Floyd, the Grateful Dead, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pavement, Roy Orbison, Bob Marley, Tupac, Boogie Down Productions, Tribe Called Qwest, the Misfits, Iron Maiden, the Smiths, or Sisters of Fucking Mercy ever made. Okay?

chuck, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 18:09 (twenty years ago) link

No more horses horses

David Eugene Vinson (Gaughin), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 18:16 (twenty years ago) link

Well, now that you put it that way, *Agents of Fortune* IS probably the best album with Patti ON it. (And that came AFTER *Horses*, wow!)

chuck, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

From Metal Sludge's 20 Questions today with the drummer from Sum 41:

11. If you could put together the worst concert bill possible, what 5 bands would you put on it?
1.Jet
2.Journey
3.Patti Smith
4.Wham!
5.Glass Tiger


Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

Well jeez, everything's better than the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

Damn, Chuck...at least go down to yr local Church of Rock and Roll and save yourself! Also, do 'bout a 1000 Louie Louie's.

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

Please let Sisters of Fucking Mercy be a tribute band that does "This Corrosion" in full-on latex fetish gear...

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:02 (twenty years ago) link

*Horses* is *also* catchier, funnier, sexier, more rocking, and more memorable than any album that Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Radiohead, U2, REM, Pink Floyd, the Grateful Dead, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pavement, Roy Orbison, Bob Marley, Tupac, Boogie Down Productions, Tribe Called Qwest, the Misfits, Iron Maiden, the Smiths, or Sisters of Fucking Mercy ever made. Okay?


I can't help noticing you negelected to mention Kix, Chuck!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:06 (twenty years ago) link

Why would I do that, Alex? I've got integrity, for crissakes.

chuck, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:10 (twenty years ago) link

Heh. At the very least, you're consistent, Chuck. Salut!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:10 (twenty years ago) link

I'd agree except for the Low End Theory maybe. You gave up on Tribe after the debut, right Chuck?

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

Look, Chuck, all those other bands on your list are all hotly debated here....but why go pickin' on poor Roy Orbison?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:21 (twenty years ago) link

I honestly can't stand Roy O's voice; there's something really un-grounded and, um, proto-Chris Isaak (or even proto Perry Farrel or proto guy in Blind Melon like) about the way he floats up to high notes. It's always sounded very unnatural to me (though obviously, I grant you that's just ME); I just don't get pleasure out of the guy.

And I never even heard a Tribe Called Qwest SONG I liked much, though honestly I haven't actually listed to *Low End Theory* in centuries. They always struck me as really prissy or contained or reserved or something. Is the debut the one I reviewed in Rolling Stone?

chuck, Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:28 (twenty years ago) link

Hey David A.....calm thyself. I'm not organizing a goon squad that's going to go around house-to-house, confiscating copies of Horses, just so we can start a big bonfire, Kilroy Was Here-stylee. I just think the album in question (Patti's, not Styx's) is an undeservedly lionized bit of pompous schlock.

Ha, yeah, you couldn't have picked a better example if you'd wanted to wound me in my heart if you'd tried! That record had a massive impact on me. I'd even go as far as to utter (quietly) that cliché about lives being saved, etc. So, no wonder you picked up on my lack of calmness, heh. Subjective taste-driven outrage aside, the only part I really mean is the lionization thing -- it's unfair to blame the album for it, but life's unfair I suppose...

Anyway, in my world of one, it's unthinkable to like the Sisters but hate Horses, ha!

David A. (Davant), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:52 (twenty years ago) link

yeah you reviewed the debut. Oh and Red Hot Chili Peppers' "The Zephyr Song" is catchier, funnier, sexier, more rocking, and more memorable than anything from Horses (ok maybe not sexier depending on whether hearing Anthony Keidis say "supa-friendly aviator" is like a cold shower on yer nads). But it's on By The Way so you probably didn't hear it.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

prissy or contained or reserved
I think you're mistaking a band for their fans again. Though I haven't heard that debut so you might be right on that one.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

Anyway, in my world of one, it's unthinkable to like the Sisters but hate Horses, ha!

I see no correllation sound-wise between the Sisters of Mercy and Patti Smith (although Andrew does cite Horses on his list of favorite records on the official site. Then again, Andrew also cites a Stone Temple Pilots record, so go know.)

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:00 (twenty years ago) link

so why wasn't Horses in Stairway to Hell, then?

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:03 (twenty years ago) link

strangely enough, i've never heard this one. my first encounter w/ ms. smith was her shitty eighties "people have the power," which was lyrically hippy-bullshit (of the sort that zappa and fogerty would have made much fun of had it been around in the sixties) and musically big-eighties/U2-robbie robertson bombast. and i was so sickened that i never dug deeper.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

>>so why wasn't Horses in Stairway to Hell, then?<<

Because it's not as metal as *Radio Ethiopia*, probably. (But it's still better, and it still rocked harder. "Gloria" can do that to a record, you know? Even go ask Santa Esmeralda. Or Laura Branigan!)

chuck, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:07 (twenty years ago) link

Oh do lets leave Laura Branigan out of this!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:09 (twenty years ago) link

Hey Alex, did I ever tell you about my former brother in law Marvin the crazy chef? He used to SWEAR a riff in "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was stolen from Sisters of Mercy! (And Michael Freedberg says all the dark goth metal bands I love rip them off, too.) I used to like them okay myself; I just thought Red Lorry Yellow Lorry were more fun.

chuck, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:11 (twenty years ago) link

I see no correllation sound-wise between the Sisters of Mercy and Patti Smith

Nah, me neither (although you might arguably find more "gothic" in Easter). It was a failed joke at my own expense -- ie/ I like these two things, so how can anyone not?

(Interesting that AE cites Horses, though. I didn't know that.)

David A. (Davant), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

the only correlation was that pissing in the river would make an excellent goth-rock song if done by a goth-rock band. type o negative should seriously consider it.

islandscott, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:12 (twenty years ago) link

A better album than Horses, by the way:

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDCASS80311061622542118&sql=Aosj20r6at48x

Sorry, Alex!

(If the link doesn't work, just look up *The Best of Branigan* on AMG.)

chuck, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:15 (twenty years ago) link

He used to SWEAR a riff in "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was stolen from Sisters of Mercy!

Hmmmm. Hadn't heard that one. I always thought it was a rip-off of "More than a Feelin'".

(And Michael Freedberg says all the dark goth metal bands I love rip them off, too.)

Who is Michael Freedburg that he should be making such allegations?

I used to like them okay myself; I just thought Red Lorry Yellow Lorry were more fun.

Who got the notion that I have a Sisters of Mercy tatoo on my arm? I like them, but I wouldn't take a bullet for them or anything. They certainly made more than their share of dubious records. I like everything up to and including First and Last and Always. After that, s'alright, but the magic had largely dissipated for me. Floodland is pretty good. Apart from "Ribbons", most of Vision Thing is a phone-in.

Yeah, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry were cool (though not sure I'd categorically refer to them as "fun").

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:17 (twenty years ago) link

laura branigan was cute back then

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:17 (twenty years ago) link

laura branigan was cute back then

Well......cuter than Patti Smith, certainly.

Andrew Eldritch's favorite records....

http://www.the-sisters-of-mercy.com/gen/wwlike/listning/listning.htm#traxae

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:20 (twenty years ago) link

Tribe Called Qwest

Wait, it's Q-Tip's fault my phone bill's so fucking high?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:20 (twenty years ago) link

>>And Michael Freedberg says all the dark goth metal bands I love rip them off, too.)
Who is Michael Freedburg that he should be making such allegations?<<

Best disco critic ever (tied with Vince Alleti, actually). Still writes for the Boston Phoenix. Likes Toby Keith's new album a LOT.

chuck, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

Likes Toby Keith's new album a LOT.

Hmmmm...well, there's no arguin' with him then.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

Sometimes I wonder what an instrumental Toby Keith record would be like.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:28 (twenty years ago) link

The sounds of a badger being forcibly grated through the strings of an acoustic guitar.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

sorry, alex, that sisters of mercy crack was my doing.didn't mean anything mean by it. i've always thought that even if someone hated patti smith they would have to like that song cuz it's so cool and doomy. and now i can't get a non-existent type o negative version out of my head.i like the sister's version of gimme shelter better than the original. all goth covers are cool.

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 00:37 (twenty years ago) link

I like their version of "I Wanna Be Your Dog" better than Sonic Youth's!

chuck, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

"From Metal Sludge's 20 Questions today with the drummer from Sum 41:
11. If you could put together the worst concert bill possible, what 5 bands would you put on it?
1.Jet
2.Journey
3.Patti Smith
4.Wham!
5.Glass Tiger"

Bands 1-4 are all better than Sum 41. Never heard of 5.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:06 (twenty years ago) link

I'm really glad he put no. 5 on there! Dude's reaffirming his canuck roots!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

and Sum 41 is better than Glass Tiger (sorry, di). And the jury's still out on Jet for me.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

Jet? Not by much, but they win over Sum 41.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

Never heard of 5.

"Dooooooon't for-gehht me when I'm gawwwwn..."

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

With guest vocals by BRYAN ADAMS!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

my friend Ned (NOT Raggett) saw the lead singer of Glass Tiger naked. He used to live in Canada and was at a swimming spa deal there and he got to talk to the guy in his birthday suit. If you've ever seen a Glass Tiger video you realize why I'm so glad I don't have that memory.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

Ned (NOT Raggett, the other Ned on my Friendster deal) was also 8 or something at the time.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

Your disclaimers are appreciated, as I was going to start wondering if I had repressed memories of being traumatized by Bryan Adams protegees appearing to me naked.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

Let me just say I love how a Patti Smith thread led to a discussion of nude Bryan Adams proteges by way of an interview with Sum 41's drummer on Metal Sludge.

ONLY ON ILX!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

well now, who wouldn't want to see these guys nekkid?

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/pic200_web/drp000/p051/p05157o188y.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Guy in the back on the left is The Hermes of Mullets. He's been sent as a messenger to tell everyone about them and flies about on winged sandals, and takes dead mullets to Hades.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

i mean, "don't forget me when i'm gone" was like no 1 or something. i'm sure that quite a few groupies saw mr. glass-tiger-lead-singer in the buff in those days@!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:27 (twenty years ago) link

oh yeah, battle of the mullets -- glass tiger v. animotion:

http://www.animotionlive.com/images/1985/DonCharlesBill85.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

I like their version of "I Wanna Be Your Dog" better than Sonic Youth's!

wait, the sisters did i wanna be your dog too? i don't think i've ever heard it. cuz my favorite goth version of i wanna be your dog would be the world of skin version(and their cover of nick drake's blacked eyed dog is a favorite of mine as well)

scott seward, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 01:54 (twenty years ago) link

I prefer Gilda Radner's "Gimme Mick" to almost all Patti Smith. I don't get Horses.

J (Jay), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

Candy Slice!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

Are Dakar and Grinser goth? I've found it hard to keep track.

nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

"And I never even heard a Tribe Called Qwest SONG I liked much, though honestly I haven't actually listed to *Low End Theory* in centuries. They always struck me as really prissy or contained or reserved or something. Is the debut the one I reviewed in Rolling Stone?"

The debut I find a bit tough to get into initially. When I first bought it, I thought of returning it, but it grew on me like killah fungus. So that I can understand. Its appeal is not immediate as the following two efforts would be. But prissy, contained, and reserved...MUTHAFOCK@#$%^&*(...Hell, I AM a Tribe head. They're my favorite rap group ever, and I'm pretty obnoxious and annoying. (But only on the Internet, baby!)

Francis Watlington (Francis Watlington), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 03:26 (twenty years ago) link

Back to the matter at hand, sorry I'm obsessing over this, but I'm being forced to write about it (Horses) for an as-yet-clearly-defined project being put together by a friend of mine. Listening to it again today (yes, I own it....begrudgingly), I can't help thinking that "Redondo Beach" may very well be the worst song ever recorded. I mean, it's so bad that it should've rendererd the rest of the album moot when it came out. It's ham-fisted stab at reggae makes Sting at his worst sound positively like Peter Tosh

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

eee-yohh. ee-yoh-oh.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 4 December 2003 01:59 (twenty years ago) link

Keep it up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 4 December 2003 02:15 (twenty years ago) link

I...I....I....like Redondo Beach, but not as much as Free Money.

(or nude pictures of Animotion)

Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 4 December 2003 02:16 (twenty years ago) link

eleven months pass...
Horses was transcendental when i first heard it, i knew of Patti Smith but expected her to sound very ....not sure what but just..different

I found myself transixed and playing songs over and over again and forcing others to listen to stuff

Alex in NYC, I love you but I fart in your general direction

H (Heruy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey man, whatever mows yer lawn.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Sometimes I wonder what an instrumental Toby Keith record would be like.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), December 3rd, 2003.

The sounds of a badger being forcibly grated through the strings of an acoustic guitar.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 3rd, 2003.

I do crack myself up. Someone's got to.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Now let's get back to the Hermes of mullets.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Moz covered Redondo Beach in L.A. I prefer his version, but am warming to PS in general.

Mary (Mary), Friday, 19 November 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Its merits strenuously extolled by the likes of Bono and Michael Stipe

The very first sentence in this thread says it all really...

De Doo Doo Doo De Da Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 19 November 2004 12:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Bono and Michael Stipe like puppies. LET'S KILL SOME.

MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Friday, 19 November 2004 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Horses is a fine LP, as are all the first four PSG albums (though "Piss Factory" beats them all)...but Patti's ended up being one of those people whom I respect but rarely, if ever, listen to.

mike a, Friday, 19 November 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

The most insane thing, as I started reading this thread, my wife was doing an comically exaggerated imitation of "Birdland" in the other room for no reason whatsoever. Yikes!

Brian Turner (btwfmu), Saturday, 20 November 2004 02:45 (nineteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...
Have I mentioned how much I dislike this record?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 21 October 2005 02:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Alex, I disagree with you about PS & band. But the fact that you can hate 'em despite their NYC roots I find admirable, just like I admired the list of your favourite Southern bands I challenged you into producing on that other thread a coupla days ago. I'll never accuse you of regional chauvinism again!

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

(And hey since NYC >> my own entire NATION music-wise, such arrogance woundn't be unjustified, anyways...)

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Friday, 21 October 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

i really hated this album too. my brother just picked up a copy on vinyl at a garage sale, and i still kinda hate it, but think it's ok in it's own little way.

Christopher Costello (CGC), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

"little"

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 21 October 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I love it, but on the wrong day it sounds like as awful as Alex describes. The only three Patti Smith songs I love without reservation are: "Kimberley," "Dancing Barefoot," and "Between The Southern Cross"

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Friday, 21 October 2005 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

It's still vile.

Alex in NYC, Saturday, 20 October 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Still great.

filthy dylan, Saturday, 20 October 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't have strong feelings about her, but she makes a lot more sense if you consider her ties to Springsteen & Blue Oyster Cult, rather than Richard Hell or Television. And relating her to Ramones or Dead Boys doesn't make any sense at all, in retrospect.

bendy, Saturday, 20 October 2007 21:29 (sixteen years ago) link

She reminds me most of Mark E. Smith. Not in her content, but more in the meth-fueled stream of consciousness, just run through a different brain.

filthy dylan, Sunday, 21 October 2007 04:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Listened to it once.

Really liked it.

Never listened to it again.

How queer!

PhilK, Sunday, 21 October 2007 15:55 (sixteen years ago) link

just got offed just saw patti smith live at the cambridge junction

the music was good, lively, toe-tapping rock stuff, the performance was superb, and patti herself absolutely riveting, her between-song patter sweet, self-parodic, earnest and very funny all at once. and that's BEFORE i get onto her ad-libs during songs. most of which were about her excitement at being in cambridge, a place of 'peace and knowledge' (yeah, right!). and meeting a cow. or something. very bizarre (if amusing) soliloquy during extended Hendrix cover. oh, and she also made a lot of meeting some 'brothers' (turned out to be 'fellows') earlier on in the day. and told a lovely anecdote about shoes. what's not to love?

it did help that her backing band were superb.

Just got offed, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I like Gloria and Land of a Thousand Dances. Everything else about the album disappointed me after hearing 20 years or so of hype.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 01:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I got the double CD version at fopp a while ago for £5 (must have been a mistake of pricing), and I can say that previously I was of an Alex in NYC mind (well, I wouldn't say vile, but I could say I couldn't see it)....

However, the second CD has the "Don't look back" gig recreation of the full album, and here it sounds great/alive/relevant.

So, um, try that one.

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 09:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, I have it here.

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 09:05 (sixteen years ago) link

revive for AlexNYC

Mark G, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:12 (sixteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-8L6F-yhRW4

sexyDancer, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Her poetry in that one is terrible. I can't stand her beyond horses. But I'll always stand by horses.

filthy dylan, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I like the song Horses, but the album as a whole is a bit meh.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

No! "Birdland" and "Kimberley" and "Gloria" redeem it for sure, I also like the rest of it but I am a rabid fan.

sleeve, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

ps) Horses is also way better than any album that Sleater Kinney, Bjork, Tori Amos, Sinead Oconnor, or PJ Harvey ever did. So there.
So does that make Horses the best album recorded by someone with a vagina (or is there another connection between these artists that I am missing)?

best ilm zing ever

J.D., Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:22 (sixteen years ago) link

"gloria" and "horses" are both fantastic, but i wish the rest of the album sounded more like them. that one cod-reggae or something song is nearly unlistenable.

J.D., Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

Mostly hostile Penman review (Horses is the one he likes):

http://www.lrb.co.uk/v38/n09/ian-penman/ways-to-be-pretentious

Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Wednesday, 4 May 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link

Ah, he's no AlexInNYC

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 17:46 (seven years ago) link

alex was a trailblazer when it comes to patti hate.

scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 17:51 (seven years ago) link

I now realize I forgot to post the update I penned last summer.

BRACE YOURSELVES!

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Well, you didn't exactly change your mind about the music, did you?

Gerald McBoing-Boing, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

As I say, seek out the live version of the album, CD2 in the deluxe reissue, that for me turned me around.

And yes, "Just kids" is great.

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

Nah, the music still sucks a tremendous platter of balls.

Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:39 (seven years ago) link

a "tremendous platter" of anything sounds pretty okay

contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link

like i'm imagining that they're slightly spicy, garlic-marinated balls and that they're being ferried about the pavilion by a nicely dressed young man in an apron and bowtie. the sun seems to be coming out.

contenderizer, Wednesday, 4 May 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah this album is one of a handful of "canonical" albums beloved by people i respect that i just cannot appreciate at all.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link

alex in nyc's blog post above is pretty sexist, though, trading in clichés of women sleeping their way to renown

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

Posted by me elsewhere a couple weeks back:

I remember taking a "history of rock music" class in my first taste of community college around 2000/2001 (so I was around 19 or 20 at the time) and was really excited to get to the punk/new wave section. In the textbook (which I wish I had saved, but alas, did not) there was, of course, much talk of the CBGB/NY scene. Besides the Ramones, the one artist that was hyped up more than anyone else was Patti Smith; in particular, Horses. There was a listening guide, no actual music was licensed, so it was up to the professor to play us the tunes mentioned. He never got around to Patti Smith, favoring instead the Ramones and more new wave-ish stuff. Because of this hype, I started to build up in my mind the thought of Patti Smith, and Horses, as this all-ahead, ass-kicking punk rawk record that was, awesomely, fronted by an equally as ass-kicking female lyricist that could provoke your mind while you rocked out. I was poor and jobless and had next to no spending money, so I would always check the racks at the used record shop and all they would have in there was multiple copies of Easter and Wave. Never did pick those up. So, anyway, time passes and I got myself a job at that very same used record store about a year later as a record clerk, in charge of processing all incoming arrivals. So, one day a copy of Horses finally shows up. I'm super excited. Didn't even bother to ask to play it in the store or have a go at the listening station. Just blind purchased it. After a long shift, I get it home, place it on the turntable aaaannnnnnnndd. . . this.

It just sucks. It's boring. It's overrated. And it sounds nothing like what it's been assigned to. It has the production of a million other shitty 1975 rock records. Total disappointment.

Austin, Thursday, 5 May 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

people who don't like this record suck

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 May 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

i guess it's overstated as a "punk record" (its proto-punk ffs, its attitudes inform what comes later) but it's got this free-flowing, expansive quality that i feel like very few records have (like for some reason i kind of associate this record with astral weeks)

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 May 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

i like this album well enough, but i always wished there were more moments like the first 30 seconds of "land," the whole "the boy looked at johnny, johnny started to run..." bit, which is wonderfully intense and spooky. i can appreciate patti as an influence and an icon but most of her actual music always felt a little tame to me next to the slits or the raincoats or x-ray spex or yoko ono or a lot of other female artists from roughly the same era who don't get a tenth of the attention she does (or get mostly negative attention). still, nothing against her.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 5 May 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

also

I don't have strong feelings about her, but she makes a lot more sense if you consider her ties to Springsteen & Blue Oyster Cult

otm

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 May 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

And we arrive at the crux of why Horses is a bad album.

Austin, Thursday, 5 May 2016 02:10 (seven years ago) link

i wish i liked this album. i've tried it a couple of times. she looks so cool on the album sleeve.

Treeship, Thursday, 5 May 2016 03:33 (seven years ago) link

surprised that so many find horses inaccessible or downright crap. it's appeal has always seemed pretty basic & obvious to me. loose, tough, bruised-up and romantic - not some paint-pealing firebomb, for the most part, but a damn fine 70s rock record. i like her voice, her lyrics and her style, the music's druggy shamble and drift, spasmodic attack. it's weird to me that patti might be faulted for failing to measure up to the mythology that got pasted onto her. with such expecations set aside, horses a strange, singular and beautiful album. only about half brilliant, but the brilliant half is as exhilaratingly immediate as anything by the velvets, stooges or insert canonical whoever.

contenderizer, Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:27 (seven years ago) link

Love Patti and her music from "Horses" thru to "Wave" but I can't stand contemporary hippieish PS with her constant namedropping of and self-associating with the Poets' Pantheon. She's always namedropped Rimbaud, Blake and the Beats she knew but nowadays it's OTT.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:44 (seven years ago) link

And we arrive at the crux of why Horses is a bad album

listen idk what to tell you if you think blue öyster cult is bad. can't think of a single better rock band tbh. maybe only thin lizzy

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 May 2016 04:56 (seven years ago) link

people who don't like this record suck

― HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 May 2016 00:57 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tim F, Thursday, 5 May 2016 09:53 (seven years ago) link

see what i mean? i respect tim's taste a great deal, but i don't get this record.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link

people who don't like this record certainly aren't doing a great job of not sucking

dat login (wins), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:15 (seven years ago) link

I like it but that's about as far as it goes for Patti tbh.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link

between that logic and alex in nyc's sexist takedown, i think i'll just forget music for a while

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

xpost

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

I'm with the lrb piece m/l although I like the odd bit from her non-horses (seventies) albums. Horses I love.

dat login (wins), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:18 (seven years ago) link

i wish i liked this album. i've tried it a couple of times. she looks so cool on the album sleeve.

Yeah, this. I tried to like this when I was younger, and I revisit it every few years thinking "perhaps this time!" but nah.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 5 May 2016 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Dare I ask, which post are you asserting is sexist?

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 5 May 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link

o all of those folks pissed off at me for shitty things I’ve said about Patti Smith, I respectfully apologize. I spoke out of turn and without having done enough of my homework.

So sexist! (insert joke emoticon here, I couldn't see anything objectionable in that piece whatsoever even though we disagree on her musical merits)

Austin, if you aren't down with BOC and Springsteen, you have no business listening to a Patti Smith album in the first place, imo

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:03 (seven years ago) link

Seriously, I'm certainly guilty of saying loads of needlessly inflammatory shit, but I cannot fathom how I'm being sexist here. Enlighten me.

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link

You are not a woman, but you criticized a woman.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:07 (seven years ago) link

Both of these are true. Than you for the affirmation. Didn't realize the latter would automatically render me a sexist. More to the point nowhere in either post -- the first one or the much later one -- did I ever allege anything about anyone sleeping their way to the top.

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:18 (seven years ago) link

alex, in your blog post (at least, the one you linked to, which was excerpted from some german book) you implied that she slept her way to fame.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

it wasn't your post on this thread but the blog post you linked to '

apologies if i misread and you were just linking it; you seemed to imply that you wrote it (FWIW i don't know your real name)

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

this one: http://vassifer.blogs.com/alexinnyc/2005/07/in_damnation_of.html

Through a strategy of opportunism that set the template for unhealthily ambitious scenemakers like Courtney Love to follow years later, Smith managed to befriend and manipulate enough people...

the implication is pretty close...

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link

I thought this record was okay, if unspectacular. I don't care enough about it to revisit it, though.

But... could you imagine a formation in your lemonade? Ho! (Turrican), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

That was the first post, which I recanted in the second post. But I'm not recanting anything beyond that, as your perceived implication is unfounded. One can be an manipulative opportunist without it involving sex. The allusion to Courtney love directly relates to a snippet of video in Nick Broomfield's documentary, "Kurt & Courntey" wherein Love recites a to-do list in her campaign towards establishing herself as a star. One of those is "befriend Michael Stipe" (which, of course, she did). This is an example of manipulative opportunism that doesn't involve sleeping around.

Throwing terms like sexist around is pretty serious (much like branding someone a racist. In future, I'd suggest thinking long and hard before wheeling out such a big gun before it is warranted.

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

She was notoriously opportunistic, especially in the early days.:

Gerard Malanga: "I was a little pissed off at Patti because when the book came out she thanked Anita Pallenberg, who she didn't even know, Bobby Neuwith and somebody else."

"I went out of my way to twist a few arms and get her work known and then she just turns around and thanks Bobby Neuwith....What did she get out of Bobby Neuwith? Maybe she got to meet Dylan. I thought it was a bit of brownnosing."

Half-baked profundities. Self-referential smirkiness (Bob Six), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

sorry if i hastened to conclusions, alex. usually that sort of tale strongly implies, or is accompanied by, the sexist narrative of a woman sleeping her way to the top. i didn't know all these things about the young patti smith.

it still seems kind of irrelevant to whatever you think of her album. plenty of opportunists make good records; put another way, many if not most successful people are opportunists one way or another.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:42 (seven years ago) link

Austin, if you aren't down with BOC and Springsteen, you have no business listening to a Patti Smith album in the first place, imo

Further proving my point that this album has nothing to do with punk.

Austin, Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:53 (seven years ago) link

Does it matter whether it has anything to do with punk?

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 May 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link

When it's been assigned to that scene and thumped into the ears of music fans for generations following as such, then yes. Its whole reputation relies on it.

Austin, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:07 (seven years ago) link

Its whole reputation relies on it.

Now you're just being silly.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

<3 horses all time
free money $$$$$$$$$$ redondo beach lyfe $$$$$$$$$$$
i can't even really feel how ppl don't think her band was aces?? like they are just a great sound

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:21 (seven years ago) link

HOrses is great and possibly even better live. The Easy Action sets I've heard of her live as well as the boots from the era have been great. I also really like Radio Ethiopia which people apparently thought of as more fo a misfire than Horses. Not so hot on Easter which is more poppy or conventionally rocky or something.

Would love a set of her journalism. Kind of surprised there isn't one out but haven't come across one.
Did really enjoy Just Kids too

Stevolende, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:41 (seven years ago) link

she's "punk" in a historical rather than a musicological sense, inasmuch as she belongs to the counterculture that followed in the wake of the hippies & rejected many of their values. this seems really obvious to me? idk

plus she had an attitude (or at least projected one, on record) and couldn't sing for shit

bernard snowy, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link

she loved hippies!

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

Dylan, Jagger etc

Οὖτις, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:43 (seven years ago) link

She was heavily involved in the CBGB scene that Television set up and became what was known as New York Punk.
Seemed to be about d.i.y. lo fi return to basics rock after late 60s early 70s rock excess. Contained a lot of improvisation but wasn't as technique based as the mainstream of the time.

Stevolende, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

(xp) I hope you're not implying Dylan and Jagger were hippies?

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

Anyway, it's not as cut and dried as that, she was hippyish and punky.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:55 (seven years ago) link

new york "punk" avant la lettre didn't subscribe to the whole (generally overstated) punk orthodoxy, in sound or ideology

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:56 (seven years ago) link

in other words this is a dumb conversation

you might like patti smith or you might not, but it shouldn't have to do with whether or not she is "punk" unless you have signed a contract saying you can only like punk rock.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

Also, musically her band were pretty punky!

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

Oh and the guitarist really triggered a return to basics in compiling Nuggets. I think that has been pointed to by a lot of people as a triggering point.
I'm still not sure if Kaye was recognising people buying singles from the era when he was working at Village Oldies which from the name I'd assume was a 2nd hand place.

Stevolende, Thursday, 5 May 2016 21:59 (seven years ago) link

I never thought of her as punk in the same way the Sex Pistols were, and never really felt that I was being asked to feel that way. I don't see that she's someone who calls out for a contrarian response. Her most recent album is wonderful, as is her first. I've been told that she was amazing live, and am prepared to believe that.

dlp9001, Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:20 (seven years ago) link

I'm trying to think about which opening statement is more ballsy. "I am an antichrist, I am an anarchist." or "Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine." My sense is that most people couldn't parse the first because they didn't know enough about Greek prefixes, but would understand that the second was problematic.

dlp9001, Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:25 (seven years ago) link

I'm one of those milennials so I have a woefully poor grounding in mod v rocker studies but for what little it's worth patti smith is quite clearly one of the biggest hippies on the planet

dat login (wins), Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:26 (seven years ago) link

I was behind her in line at Kim's Underground once, when she dealt with aplomb with an asshole Kim's employee, which forever endeared her to me.

dlp9001, Thursday, 5 May 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

Genre descriptions for Horses:

Wikipedia- Punk rock, art punk, garage rock
AllMusic- New York Punk, Punk/New Wave
Discogs- Rock, Art Rock (this is the only one that gets right)
RateYourMusic- Proto-Punk, Singer/Songwriter, Garage Rock, Poetry, Art Punk, Piano Rock

No.

Austin, Friday, 6 May 2016 00:15 (seven years ago) link

Ha, I started this thread 14 years ago partly because of this problem: Taking Sides: Patti Smith vs Aerosmith

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Friday, 6 May 2016 00:33 (seven years ago) link

contains the following unedited sequence of posts, from the halcyon days when this board could reliably make me belly-laugh at work:


Both of them pale in comparison to Alice Cooper. I'd love to hear Patti's pronunciations of all those dead French guys' names. Also, the 'legendary' first line of 'Horses', pfffft - one of those Statements to which the only possible reply is "Yeah, so what?"

Aerosmith had a few moments of accidental comingtogetherness (chemical division). 'Rocks' is to garage rock what 'Exile' was to gospel music. 'Night in the Ruts' has some interesting what-the-fuck-were-they-on moments too.
― dave q, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (14 years ago) Permalink

* * *

First of all, Patti by a mile.

But Aerosmith could rawk, in an illiterate sense. So they were cool for awhile (like 2 LPs worth) - until they started recycling every fucking thing. I hate Aerosmith soooo much. I can't think of a band that's less creative.
― Dave225, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (14 years ago) Permalink

* * *

fucking yank shit. golden oldys. i love music from what ive seen board should be called i love shit cos thats all u talk about.
― XStatic Peace, Friday, 18 January 2002 01:00 (14 years ago) Permalink

bernard snowy, Friday, 6 May 2016 01:41 (seven years ago) link

lol

dave q is correct in re "Yeah, so what?"

wizzz! (amateurist), Friday, 6 May 2016 01:44 (seven years ago) link

& yet your very, "so what" response... is only possible because of punk rock hmmm?? makes u think

bernard snowy, Friday, 6 May 2016 01:46 (seven years ago) link

briefly considered starting a thread for people to post the opening lyrics from various classic albums followed by "Yeah, so what?", thought better of it

soref, Friday, 6 May 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

But yet I know, where'er I go, / That there hath pass'd away a glory—Yeah, so what?

bernard snowy, Friday, 6 May 2016 02:01 (seven years ago) link

(this joke is: because I have become a lonely old man yelling of clouds, how it was better here before, & such)

bernard snowy, Friday, 6 May 2016 02:03 (seven years ago) link

worst and most worst depressing thread

thread sucks, punk sucks, horses still pretty good

contenderizer, Friday, 6 May 2016 02:49 (seven years ago) link

Did you not read the thread subject?

Austin, Friday, 6 May 2016 02:56 (seven years ago) link

Yes,I recommend "Just Kids"

Mark G, Friday, 6 May 2016 06:51 (seven years ago) link

punk sucks

If I could time-travel, the New York mid-70s punk scene would be one of my favoured destinations.

Half-baked profundities. Self-referential smirkiness (Bob Six), Friday, 6 May 2016 07:27 (seven years ago) link

Bought this years ago. Played it twice. Completely underwhelmed each time. It's poetry rock, and who wants that? I don't.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 6 May 2016 08:40 (seven years ago) link

xp me too

contenderizer, Friday, 6 May 2016 11:10 (seven years ago) link

Bought this years ago. Played it twice. Completely underwhelmed each time. It's poetry rock, and who wants that? I don't.

If you don't get much out of the incredible rollercoaster momentum of Gloria and Free Money, or the chorus of Break It Up then I don't know what to say in response. I see so many of the haters on this thread repping for so many dull and/or turgid rock records and this is the one you come out to bat against?

I think Patti in general came across at both the right AND the wrong point in musical history, in that I associate her with a kind of bohemianism that was starting to feel old-fashioned. This is pretty much the only area where comparing her with Debbie Harry (who really did seem like the future) is remotely useful. But at the same time her music is primal and squally enough that associating her with punk doesn't feel totally inappropriate.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 May 2016 11:23 (seven years ago) link

I don't think I'll ever be able to read fans of Killing Joke and Grizzly Bear throw shade on Patti Smith without rolling my eyes.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 May 2016 11:28 (seven years ago) link

I dont really understand why Patti needs to be compared with Debbie Harry anyway, and why it is 'remotely useful'.

Half-baked profundities. Self-referential smirkiness (Bob Six), Friday, 6 May 2016 11:53 (seven years ago) link

I love both equally, but when I listen to Patti I feel like she's positioning herself as part of a lineage that reaches backwards into the Velvets and the Beats, even as she's reacting against that lineage. A kind of bohemianism that predated rock and assimilated it. Whereas Debbie feels like she's reaching forward, into the kind of pop moves and pop forms (rap, disco) that will dominate the decades to come. As icons of a particular scene, they feel like they're on different sides of a watershed.

In general I find the comparisons between them pretty facile and not remotely useful, but people still make them, a lot.

Matt DC, Friday, 6 May 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link

You just made a good/interesting one tho, so that's something

albvivertine, Friday, 6 May 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link

I think there was some level of rivalry between the 2 back in CBGB days. Patti trying to poach Clem Burke when he auditioned for Blondie was one thing that caused friction. It happened in CBGB itself when Smith happened to be there, not sure how intentionally, but wasn't a very tactful move on her part.

Stevolende, Friday, 6 May 2016 12:29 (seven years ago) link

Last two posts signed Matt DC are right otm

I was behind her in line at Kim's Underground once, when she dealt with aplomb with an asshole Kim's employee, which forever endeared her to me.

do tell

The WLS National Batdance (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 6 May 2016 12:32 (seven years ago) link

Matt DC tellem

contenderizer, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:35 (seven years ago) link

I love this album btw, although I may love Easter more.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Friday, 6 May 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

I feel like she's positioning herself as part of a lineage that reaches backwards into the Velvets and the Beats, even as she's reacting against that lineage. A kind of bohemianism that predated rock and assimilated it.

feel the phrase "jim morrison" needs to occur somewhere in that sentence, tho it's perhaps what's giving her detractors the hives

contenderizer, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:38 (seven years ago) link

Did you not read the thread subject?

fuck a thread title, punk

contenderizer, Friday, 6 May 2016 13:40 (seven years ago) link

the reality was that the lines between "punk" and "hippie" were always very blurred and ppl on this thread seem to be having some sort of bizarre 1984 argument

greg ginn saw like 80 dead shows!
johnny rotten sold acid at hawkwind shows!
joe strummer walked around in flares strumming acoustic guitar & looking like nick drake!

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 May 2016 13:54 (seven years ago) link

I don't think I'll ever be able to read fans of Killing Joke and Grizzly Bear throw shade on Patti Smith without rolling my eyes.

― Matt DC

truth bomb

the 'major tom guy' (sleeve), Friday, 6 May 2016 13:57 (seven years ago) link

ums OTM

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

i feel like just the image of her on the album cover alone is more important than a lot of bands

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:10 (seven years ago) link

iggy pop & johnny ramone, you could make the argument the 2 men most responsible for US punk, both loved the Doors

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:11 (seven years ago) link

I don't even really see her as reacting against a Velvets/Beat (or Stones/Doors) lineage.
xp

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link

... that wasn't what was being said.

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:15 (seven years ago) link

i just don't understand how people are acting like "oh ppl always say that she was supposed to be PUNK MAN but she doesn't sound PUNK" it's like well duh punk evolved out of a stew of post-60s stuff and she did play an important role in that it's like not like Mother Earth just pooped the The Exploited fully formed out of her geological vag

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:18 (seven years ago) link

however they might've spun it later on, a huge portion of punks were former hippies, or at least former wannabe hippies.
i dunno, it might be hard to see from this vantage point but patti smith, horses etc -- it must've been a pretty original, striking thing at the time. which maybe is why there might be some overrating that's gone on over the years ... but I still like that record a lot.

tylerw, Friday, 6 May 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link

a lineage that reaches backwards into the Velvets and the Beats, even as she's reacting against that lineage

How is this not what was being said?

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Friday, 6 May 2016 14:29 (seven years ago) link

iggy pop & johnny ramone, you could make the argument the 2 men most responsible for US punk, both loved the Doors

― rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, May 6, 2016 2:11 PM


Johnny (and Tommy) Ramone had a high school band called The Tangerine Puppets, which was named after a Donovan song, I guess. Early on Joey Ramone called himself Jeff Starship.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 07:01 (seven years ago) link

i thought iggy was primarilly motivated by jim morrisons stage antics - i cant remember any time he has talked about specific doors songs - put them on any of the mixes he sometimes does etc...if he was into the doors i dont think it was an infatuation that lasted - but i guess he knows best

peanutbuttereverysingleday, Saturday, 7 May 2016 07:47 (seven years ago) link

The first Stooges album cover was meant to be influenced by The Doors lp, yes.

Mark G, Saturday, 7 May 2016 08:36 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I always saw it that way.
Iggy with airbrushed chin after his alternative cover design idea fell on its face.

Stevolende, Saturday, 7 May 2016 08:41 (seven years ago) link

Much as it pains me to say it, I believe Iggy has also said he was influenced by Jimbo's singing style. I mean just listen to something like "Tonight." Maybe he felt a little extra simpatico because they were "name brothers."

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 10:56 (seven years ago) link

Why would it pain you? Jim Morrison is a brilliant rock singer. My turn to quote a quote I am constantly quoting, Iggy saying that he'd borrowed so much from Jim Morrison and Mick Jagger that "you might as well call me Jim Jagger or Mick Morrison".

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Saturday, 7 May 2016 11:06 (seven years ago) link

the ian penman LRB article is just tremendous. i never cared about or liked patti smith's music but that article hypnotized me.

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 7 May 2016 11:28 (seven years ago) link

there's a relevant anecdote in Please Kill Me where Iggy recalls going to a Doors show at University of Michigan ca.1967-68 and admits to being influenced by Jimbo. He also remembers how the MC5 sneered at the Doors music because it's wasn't heavy Detroit rock & roll. "I hate those pussies" said Fred Smith (and thus the circle to Patti is completed).

indie fresh (m coleman), Saturday, 7 May 2016 11:39 (seven years ago) link

I think Patti in general came across at both the right AND the wrong point in musical history, in that I associate her with a kind of bohemianism that was starting to feel old-fashioned.

Don't forget this crucial and rather forgotten figure who actually sold records:

http://www.rickieleejones.com/images/discography/fotos_rel/Rickie-Lee-Jones-Rolling-Stone_79.jpg

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 May 2016 11:48 (seven years ago) link

Forgotten by who?

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 11:59 (seven years ago) link

Some forgotten figures who didn't sell too many records:
http://cps-static.rovicorp.com/3/JPG_400/MI0001/620/MI0001620218.jpg?partner=allrovi.com

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:01 (seven years ago) link

In the end, back to the subject at hand, as it were. I was put off for a long time by the thick laying on of all the poète maudit (poétesse maudite?) stuff that she seems to like to invoke- with the original Bobby Z that element was always tempered with the Robert Johnson refrains (Happy Birthday Weekend!) and was sometimes underwhelmed by the sonics (lower-case) of the band, but in the end I like some of her tunes and performances plenty, as well as some of her iconic cover poses.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:34 (seven years ago) link

Forgotten by who?

― Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, May 7, 2016

outside ILM

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:47 (seven years ago) link

Ah yes, of course. You know, when you first posted that, for a split second I was sure it was a picture of David Johansen.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

I'm giving this another shot later today.

Treeship, Saturday, 7 May 2016 12:56 (seven years ago) link

Ah yes, of course. You know, when you first posted that, for a split second I was sure it was a picture of David Johansen.

― Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs),

lol yeah

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link

At some very early, often overlooked, period in his solo career, when he still hadn't transitioned to putting the Dolls dress code fully behind him, and had elements of that mixed in with his incipient new look.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

funky funky but chic!

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

Ou est la boutique?

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

It kinda makes sense that 2 guys in awesome rock bands would be into awesome rock bands like the Doors

MC5 were such bros

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 7 May 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

Speaking of some people's disappointed reaction to finally hearing Horses and how not "punk" it was, I actually like em a lot now but first hearing MC5 who I'd read about as the fathers of punk at 19 was more damn this kinda sounds like Steppenwolf

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:00 (seven years ago) link

Why would it pain you? Jim Morrison is a brilliant rock singer. My turn to quote a quote I am constantly quoting, Iggy saying that he'd borrowed so much from Jim Morrison and Mick Jagger that "you might as well call me Jim Jagger or Mick Morrison".

I dunno, perhaps I don't like when Mr. Mojo Risin does the poète maudit thing either? Still fighting some now nearly 4-decades old battles in which I was slowly getting into punk/New Wave and some other kids in my neighborhood I didn't particularly care for were reviving The Doors maybe?

The only thing that quote that you quote is missing is a mention of Clem Cattini.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

I think a lot of Patti Smith's "punk" cred came from her live performances, which were high-energy and frenzied and of course fronted by a woman with an unconventional voice/appearance who had never really done that sort of thing before. So in that sense Patti Smith was "punk" the same way Lenny Bruce (or hey, Mapplethorpe) was punk, by dint of doing anything out of the box. Anyway, I think there were clearly two strains of punk, the dangerous, radical scare your parents punk (or proto punks) and the no less radical but maybe less overtly confrontational free to do something different punks (which is where you'd slot , say, Talking Heads or Television). Smith probably split the difference.

Keep in mind, just a few years later no one knew where to file Tom Petty! And a few more years after that Los Lobos was sharing bills with PiL and Dwight Yoakum with Husker Du, which shows how easy it was for the longest time to stick out just by doing something a little bit different.

Anyway, sure, Smith's touchstones were the Doors and Dylan and Jimi Hendrix and a whole bunch of classic rock warhorses, but who else would they be at that time?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Right.

Ou est la boutique?

Although I believe he makes the grammatical mistake of singing *le* boutique, another example of his foreign language difficulties to stand aside "Swaheto Woman."

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:23 (seven years ago) link

Steppenwolf > MC5 x 1,000,000

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Saturday, 7 May 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link

MC5 Wayne State University live footage >>>>>>>>>>>>>Steppenwolf.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Saturday, 7 May 2016 16:16 (seven years ago) link

"it must've been a pretty original, striking thing at the time."

radio ethiopia definitely struck me. well, not in 1976, but it was the first thing i heard/bought by her around 1981. "pissing in the river" was what i loved about it. so big and dramatic and goth. and i was a doors fan back then, so, maybe those elements appealed to me. a year or two before i was listening to joy division 24/7, the doors of their day. and then echo & the bunnymen, the doors of THEIR day.

i had always been aware of patti in the 70's because of the ads in magazines and i would see the records in stores and i read rock scene in the 70's so i stared at endless pictures of her canoodling on couches with lisa robinson and joey ramone, but she definitely still packed a punch in the early 80's. more so than joe jackson or elvis by that point. old hippie elvis showed his true trad colors soon enough. patti remained weird. and even disappeared from the rock life. which you weren't supposed to do if you had a name/heat.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Again, her most recent album Banga from 2012 is rather great, which was an absolute surprise. It goes downhill (sadly) when she goes all Doors-y, though in some ways she now sounds like Lee Renaldo doing his beat thing circa Ghosts and Flowers. Anyway, I'm not sure who else from the 70's NYC scene has put out anything so good in recent memory.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

Wha?

Came to post that I just saw Patti Smith on the Roky Erickson doc posted on Good online documentaries about music... saying she was a huge 13th Floor Elevators fan.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link

"Anyway, I'm not sure who else from the 70's NYC scene has put out anything so good in recent memory."

not new york, but beloved by new york: i'm always impressed and surprised when i hear latter-day pere ubu/david thomas/rocket from the tombs stuff. as far as pre-punk, proto-punk, punk, and post-punk people go. and they were all those things. i kinda ignored almost everything those guys did in the 90's. who knew the 21st century would be such a period of strength despite obvious physical frailty.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link

Just watching this video, and realized for the first time that Lisa Suckdog (Carver) was probably referencing it on Jokes About Women into Will I Ever Do Anything With My Clothes On. Weird. The beginning bit about "I'm an artist."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0x8S6Ylqk

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

"I'm an artist. Rock and roll is my art. I'm a nigger of the universe. And I'm free because, I can leap up and scream, I can put my fist up in the air, I don't give a shit."

vs.

"I'm an artist, I don't mind if you call me one, but if you do, I...I just don't mind and if you think it's bad I'll beat the fucking piss shit out of you 'cause I know how."

Maybe it's a coincidence, but I'm thinking no.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:22 (seven years ago) link

i always loved that tick tock tick tock FUCK THE CLOCKS intro to live time is on my side by patti.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link

yeah, this. i like the whole thing really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-cfUC4rP_g

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link

I mean, she's stepping into the shoes of arguably the biggest rock icon of her generation, and I don't see a bit of hesitance or deference.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

sorry to state the obvious but her continued insistence on referring to herself as a "nigger" is so idiotic and maddening

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link

She was way ahead of her time, and she was wrong in her time, but she's kind of been vindicated in the long run. I don't really hold it against her.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

I honestly don't know what you mean by that! For me tho, I'd be willing to let it slide (like anyone cares lol) if it was just one incredibly stupid song from roughly the era of songs called "mongoloid" and lou reed's outRAGeous comedy slurs about his backing singers or whatever but it just seems to go beyond never-quite-disowned youthful dumbshit "provocation" into something sincerely creepy. And she's still at it (per penman's mention of her talking about "spades" in the book, and she still performs rnrn right?)

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link

maybe I'm just trying to revive the spirit of overheated race relation debates since nakh revived that thread lol

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

can't stand that song by The Avengers for the same reason and i really like that band. i kinda love "we are the one" more than any patti song and it definitely stands up their with any 1977 Brit punk.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 20:58 (seven years ago) link

Agreed on Pere Ubu recent stuff, them and Wire are really consistently great

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:09 (seven years ago) link

i kinda love "we are the one" more than any patti song

I had never heard this before, it's good! (I don't particularly care about punk tbf)

(haha yeah I will pass on that other song)

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link

"up there"

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link

kesha is the patti smith of our generation, discuss

wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

no

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link

I'm pretty sure I prefer Radio Ethiopia to Horses actually. Easter I've never got into if only because the song mentioned above is so collossally misguided and wrongheaded.

Matt DC, Saturday, 7 May 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

i thought it was pretty badass when i was younger, and musically it still is, but yeah

Francis Ford Cupola (contenderizer), Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

It's actually interesting that the Patti Smith and Frank Zappa threads are going on at the same time. Both kind of interesting, smart people from the 60s and 70s (respectively) who weren't quite up to transcending their times. I like her more than him, but that's just personal taste.

dlp9001, Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:21 (seven years ago) link

Did Patti ever have any difficult interaction with Weird Al or his band? Because then that would tie this thread with the Zappa thread and the Prince RIP thread as well.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

Or else we could just discuss her jazz bonafides for the same result

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

oh she has those in spades

dat login (wins), Saturday, 7 May 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

Um...

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link

there is a book from the 70's called Rock 100 that Lenny Kaye co-wrote and i know there is a Zappa entry, but i don't remember what they wrote about him.

scott seward, Saturday, 7 May 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

I'd be willing to let it slide (like anyone cares lol) if it was just one incredibly stupid song from roughly the era of songs called "mongoloid"

don't drag Devo into this!

sarahell, Saturday, 7 May 2016 23:54 (seven years ago) link

but yeah, for me, it's the cringe-inducing "skip this track" thing like with Morrissey's "Bengali in Platforms"

sarahell, Saturday, 7 May 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

It's way more aggressively cringey than Bengali, though Bengali's core message is way worse and meaner, but like when I was young I didn't even have the cultural literacy to know what Bengali meant in UK culture plus the song kinda drifts by in a haze whereas RnRN is so instantly like damn white lady pump yr brakes on the n word

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 8 May 2016 00:59 (seven years ago) link

did she ever wear that lester bangs t-shirt? did lester bangs make that t-shirt? he had a lot of homemade t-shirts.

scott seward, Sunday, 8 May 2016 01:55 (seven years ago) link

Remember when that was a viable business model? When I was a kid, I had a friend whose parents ran a T-shirt printing store. I remember my whole third or fourth grade class went on a field trip and we got T-shirts printed there, so they'd be able to keep track of us all. I don't remember where we went, but I remember the T-shirts. They were green.

Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Sunday, 8 May 2016 01:58 (seven years ago) link

Oh yeah, I got a Let It Be t-shirt that way, to name one, from one of those places where they had all the imprints up on the wall so you could pick one, choose your shirt size and color and then they would use a press iron to meld it all together. The last time I saw something like that was late 70s.

Wrecka Stow Ralph (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 8 May 2016 02:05 (seven years ago) link

As mentioned a couple of times above "Piss Factory"/"Hey Joe" is really great - pretty much the only thing I'll return to (slightly surprised Penman didn't mention it).

And then her voice was sampled in a Dead C track in World Peace Hope Et Al. Its only a couple of mins long but its the only other time I cared.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 8 May 2016 09:10 (seven years ago) link

Was enjoying listening to this this am, has a brief snippet of smith. Her magnetism is apparent (and yeah the assertion that she might be reacting against the beat lineage in any way is mildly baffling)

dat login (wins), Sunday, 8 May 2016 10:38 (seven years ago) link


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