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loveless is automatically disqualified for being the best album to do anything to. i'm going with cocteau twins "love's easy tears" ep.

― drake mccain, Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

anything by Jandek

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

Anything by Whitehouse

― Andy K (Andy K), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:36 (twenty years ago) link

iannis xenakis - "bohor"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:49 (twenty years ago) link

piannis giveakiss

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

i've decided not to apologize for that.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Saturday, 1 November 2003 16:56 (twenty years ago) link

good on you mitch

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:15 (twenty years ago) link

...you know, I actually have a for-true story about this from the earliest days of my sexed-up-gettin'-osity, but you can just forget I said anything

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:16 (twenty years ago) link

Write a song about it!

*ducks*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:20 (twenty years ago) link

anything by scooter

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:23 (twenty years ago) link

also: anything released after oct 2003ish

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

(that includes new scooter!!)

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:28 (twenty years ago) link

Too Short sure does talk about receiving it a lot.

― Debito (Debito), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

Anything by Discharge

― brg30 (brg30), Saturday, 1 November 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

Belle & Sebastian and Joy Division don't work

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Saturday, 1 November 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

She Loves My Cock - Jackyl

― captain badass, Saturday, 1 November 2003 18:38 (twenty years ago) link

iannis xenakis - "bohor"

What, it works for you too?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Saturday, 1 November 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.peter-gabriel-tickets.net/images/passion.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 1 November 2003 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc000/c048/c04887k9e8u.jpg

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Saturday, 1 November 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

Anything by Whitehouse

My cock is on fire, baby. Lightning struck my cock. Come put it out, baby?

― Xii (Xii), Saturday, 1 November 2003 19:52 (twenty years ago) link

so are you talking about music that would inspire you to give head or music that you'd use to inspire someone to give YOU head?

Either way the answer is clearly Prince's "Head."

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 November 2003 20:04 (twenty years ago) link

suckiest thread EVAH

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 1 November 2003 20:07 (twenty years ago) link

Carefully phrased.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 November 2003 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

At first I was a bit offended but then I realized the absurdity of an Ilxor picking this kind of "mood music." And I prefer to imagine this is music that inspires you to service rather than stuff you'd like to be serviced to.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 1 November 2003 20:12 (twenty years ago) link

Not sure what it's called but I think the obvious answer for both giving and receiving is "theme from Monday Night Football"

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 1 November 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

j0hn wins

― mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 1 November 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

Raffi - Bananaphone

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 1 November 2003 22:27 (twenty years ago) link

It's title notwithstanding, I'd say Blood by This Mortal Coil....except for that part with the baby's cooing (that might unsettle proceedings) and that song about the Hiroshima victim.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 1 November 2003 22:39 (twenty years ago) link

Something by Chumbawamba perhaps?

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Saturday, 1 November 2003 23:15 (twenty years ago) link

"Theme from Shaft"

― can't believe (M Matos), Sunday, 2 November 2003 01:46 (twenty years ago) link

lustmord . paradise disowned

― Disco Nihilist (mjt), Sunday, 2 November 2003 02:06 (twenty years ago) link

If that was playing, then I'd like it to happen as part of a Crowleyesque ritual, hopefully involving blood and pentagrams.

Europe - 'The Final Countdown'. Or, failing that, anything released in the least 150 years.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Sunday, 2 November 2003 02:10 (twenty years ago) link

"Brothers In Arms". Build up slowly, energise during "Walk of Life", enough solos to loll the tounge around to... lovely.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 2 November 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

porno music

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 2 November 2003 02:15 (twenty years ago) link

...Not "work it" by missy, anyway... i have been in that rather embaressing situation once when i set my itunes on random.

― jed (jed_e_3), Sunday, 2 November 2003 04:16 (twenty years ago) link

The music from the 'Caverns' level on Goldeneye for N64.

― Johnny Badlees (crispssssss), Sunday, 2 November 2003 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

Stupid Thread

― Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Sunday, 2 November 2003 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

Anything *not* by Bauhaus.

. . .ahem, Xii.

― Elyn (elynbeth), Sunday, 2 November 2003 06:39 (twenty years ago) link

whatever she wanted to put on, how simple is this?

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Sunday, 2 November 2003 10:45 (twenty years ago) link

I'm amazed at how many people opt for "atmospheric," "sensual" instrumental aging hippie pop for gettin' sexy! In this day and age! Honestly, "Passion"??? You'd forget what you were doing by the third track. Let's be sensible, now--for oral sex, especially the extended and creative kind, for heaven's sake: Prince the Hits vol. 2.
I mean, for cryin' out loud. This Mortal Coil?

― Shabba (antexit), Sunday, 2 November 2003 12:10 (twenty years ago) link

erm......
Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax ;)

― Jimmy Parker, Sunday, 2 November 2003 12:28 (twenty years ago) link

anything by The Lollies

― Freedom Dupont, Sunday, 2 November 2003 13:12 (twenty years ago) link

. . .ahem, Xii.

Awkward post of the year! At least on ILM.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 2 November 2003 15:43 (twenty years ago) link

Prince the Hits vol. 2. I mean, for cryin' out loud. This Mortal Coil?

Fuck Prince.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 2 November 2003 17:26 (twenty years ago) link

In the mouth.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 2 November 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

I thought all the critics loved him in New York!

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 2 November 2003 18:05 (twenty years ago) link

I don't mind Prince, actually, but the thought of putting Prince on during certain activities just seems kinda laughable.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:20 (twenty years ago) link

I never listen to Prince while gardening, for example.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

Either Catherine Wheel Like Cats and Dogs or Royal Trux Cats and Dogs. Or "South Mouth" by Jesus Lizard.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Sunday, 2 November 2003 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

Bilingual!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

Awkward post of the year! At least on ILM.

Actually, there's a backstory to that that has nothing to do with oral sex. What happens with boyfriend/girlfriend in-jokes get translated online, I guess. Sorry Ned. heh.

― Xii (Xii), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:22 (twenty years ago) link

Nick that was awesome

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

Well, it was your thread which inspired it! Seemed astoudningly obvious when they were nestling next to each other atop 'new answers'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 2 November 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

Misfits -- Walk Among Us

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:32 (twenty years ago) link

I have never attempted to give oral sex to or receive oral sex from any of my albums.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

even the rolling stones ones?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:04 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.suburbia.com.au/~anthony/Pulp/Lipgloss.jpg

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 3 November 2003 05:05 (twenty years ago) link

DJ Nasty

― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Monday, 3 November 2003 11:08 (twenty years ago) link

Endtroducing... from track 4 on.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

20 Fingers owns this thread.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 November 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000028DOT.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg ?
Todd Solondz scored the blowjob scene in "Happiness" to Belle & Sebastian's "The State I Am In," Sonny.

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Monday, 3 November 2003 19:26 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

Erotic City (Funkadelic Cover) // George Clinton & Parliament/Funkadelic

― Jonathan Conway, Thursday, 4 August 2005 09:28 (eighteen years ago) link

i like to suck dick

― jo chapman, Thursday, 4 August 2005 10:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I feel an outstanding thread revival comin' on

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 4 August 2005 10:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 August 2005 11:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Matmos' A Chance to Cut is a Chance to Cure, obv.

― rizzx (Rizz), Thursday, 4 August 2005 12:02 (eighteen years ago) link

anything by Deep Forest

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 4 August 2005 12:36 (eighteen years ago) link

"Born Slippy"

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 4 August 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

"tales from topographic oceans"

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:24 (eighteen years ago) link

hopefully not Celtic Frost's Cold Lake

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't know the best, but I know that anything by Tom T. Hall, particularly stuff of the Storytellers anthology, is the worst.

Great music, but not for lovemakin!

― kornrulez6969 (TCBeing), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:37 (eighteen years ago) link

tricky

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Dusty in Memphis, people!

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

LUCIANO PAVAROTTI

― Lupton Pitman (Chris V), Thursday, 4 August 2005 13:59 (eighteen years ago) link

you could do much worse than betty davis' albums either giving or receiving.

― el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Autechre -- EP7

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Something without singing, certainly. Or without lyrics, anyway. Without English-language lyrics, if that's your native tongue (ha ha.)

― Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

"going down" stone roses...naturally

― b b, Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:48 (eighteen years ago) link

Gleaming Spires

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 4 August 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link

anything by Jandek
-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), November 1st, 2003 11:35 AM. (J0hn Darn1elle)

hmmm.... actually got freaky with a spin of "telegraph melts" just the other night.

― Outsider Enter Port City (sexyDancer), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

any album, prior to the name change, by I Am The World Trade Center

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

(nb some of the possible connotations of that last one are much darker than I meant - I was only thinkin' of, y'know, towers)

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm surprised no one's named Mtume's "Juicy Fruit" (I dislike the song, so I didn't).

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

oh and obviously underworld - dubnobass

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok, this thread IS retarded, but since I just had this conversation with another ILMer not two days ago, I'll add that the best music to play while engaged in ANY kind of sexual activity is

GANGSTA RAP

And I don't even like gangsta rap, or hip-hop in general these days, but I swear having sex to hardcore gangsta rap is like doing a popper...

― jsoulja (jsoulja), Thursday, 4 August 2005 16:48 (eighteen years ago) link

haha yeah all the girls I run with love hearin' how bitches ain't shit

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Thursday, 4 August 2005 17:21 (eighteen years ago) link

"1985" by bowling for soup

― JD from CDepot, Thursday, 4 August 2005 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

any album, prior to the name change, by I Am The World Trade Center
But they never changed their name!

― mike h. (mike h.), Friday, 5 August 2005 01:35 (eighteen years ago) link

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