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This is the thread where you post thread ideas that you were going to do but then abandoned because they were stupid.

(Hint: If a thread is stupid - you don't have to actually post it - you can just mention it here.)

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 31 March 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

*Artists/Songs - PAFOSTANYFBTOTBMOAT
(pick a few obscure songs that aren't necessarily your favorites but think ought to be mentioned on a thread.)

*Tom Paxton POX

*What's your favorite song right now?

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 31 March 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

"Auto-summarize ILM posters' entire careers/worldviews"
"Best songs for french-kissing to"
"Pizzicato Five: Only Pick 47"
"Thom Yorke: Hot or Not?"
"Who Else Up in This Bizzy Loves Thin Lizzy?"
"So, this fella Prince, is he any good at all? Should I check out some of his stuff, or was he completely irrelevant and therefore a waste of my time?"

Neudonym, Monday, 31 March 2003 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Putting Lester Bangs in his place.

christoff (christoff), Monday, 31 March 2003 16:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Abandoned Thread Ideas

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 31 March 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"ABANDONED THREAD IDEAS"

, Monday, 31 March 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

"How can we talk about music at a time like this....?"

maria b (maria b), Monday, 31 March 2003 17:00 (twenty-three years ago)

POX: POXs

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 31 March 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Megatron What's On Your Walkman?

jel -- (jel), Monday, 31 March 2003 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

(megatron's walkman being soundwave, of course)

jel -- (jel), Monday, 31 March 2003 17:05 (twenty-three years ago)

X-Ray Specs: PO100

Rockist Scientist, Monday, 31 March 2003 17:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I was going to post a threa about how some "gothy" bands wear blackface in their videos, ie Nick Cave & the Cure...but where does one go from there? I don't think it would generate any discussion.

Fivvy (Fivvy), Monday, 31 March 2003 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

"Auto-summarize ILM posters' entire careers/worldviews"

this is potentially a good idea

also,i hate thin lizzy

robin (robin), Monday, 31 March 2003 18:01 (twenty-three years ago)

The Logistics of Watching Pornography
What Does Donald Rumsfeld Want?
S&D: The Normal

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 31 March 2003 18:03 (twenty-three years ago)

if you released an album what would you call it and what would you put on the cover ?

kevin brady (groeuvre), Monday, 31 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

"Songs that sound cooler when played in reverse"

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 31 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Is rock the paradigm form of popular music?

Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 31 March 2003 18:13 (twenty-three years ago)

"Auto-summarize ILM posters' entire careers/worldviews"

Okay, I'll start:

Robin: "i hate thin lizzy"
Neudonym: "i love thin lizzy"

Neudonym, Monday, 31 March 2003 18:17 (twenty-three years ago)

dave225 - "Mr Blue"

dave q, Monday, 31 March 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

huh?

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 31 March 2003 18:42 (twenty-three years ago)

OPO: Songs from the Grease soundtrack

Aaron A., Monday, 31 March 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Cooper Temple Clause: C/D

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:15 (twenty-three years ago)

hah, amateurist i was talking about starting a normal POX thread with someone the other day

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

"someone"

http://www.tikkun.org/Images/west.jpg

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

taking sides:

http://www.tikkun.org/Images/west.jpg

vs.

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/mase.jpg

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.tikkun.org/Images/west.jpg

vs.

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/mase.jpg

vs.

http://www.hoodriverfire.com/pokey.jpg

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

(TS: Cornel West v. Mase v. Pokey)

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:50 (twenty-three years ago)

bootleg!

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

um

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

*Gimme, Gimme, Gimme A, or Two, After Midnite (NO, Momous, sorry, not you this time!)
this was meant as a plea for recommendation: which two A-klass Momus records would Ilmers suggest as the best double-entry into Momusland... but after searching the archived threads, i didn't post it
(the two records i did order, tho, i'm yet to receive)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 31 March 2003 21:54 (twenty-three years ago)

The Trustafarian playing bongos outside my office window. Dud or DUD?

David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Monday, 31 March 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"Why do Europeans like dance music so fuckin much?"

David Allen, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

seven years pass...

just now I started a poll called

Alternative All-time Canon Poll For People Who Don't Care About All That Weak Stuff

and it was gonna have Above the Law and Madlib on it but then I got stuck on what else to put in

gross rainbow of haerosmith (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

I would do my level best to vote dissection up a few brackets but maybe that is not what you are looking for

Poutine kissed boy "like a kitten" (jjjusten), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 05:58 (fifteen years ago)

a bracketed tournament for cleaning products

sarahel, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 06:19 (fifteen years ago)

soft scrub always and forever. would kinda love this poll, am cleaning two houses right now

156, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago)

lol ilm, lol sna

156, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 06:27 (fifteen years ago)

  • explain the hate for the words and/or musical style 'downtempo/chill'
  • POLL - favorite version of the jazz standard 'I remember you' (1941, Schertzinger/Mercer)
(Chet Baker, George Michael, Frank Ifield, Slim Whitman, Doris Day, Björk, Nat King Cole, Dinah Washington, The Beatles, Lita Roza, Lainie Kazan, Diana Krall, Sarah Vaughan, MicroKorg vocoder version, 8-bit version, Ella Fitzgerald, Bette Midler, James Caan, etc.

meisenfek, Tuesday, 27 July 2010 10:57 (fifteen years ago)

TS: Mandy Moore vs. Ryan Adams

Oh wait... real thread, sorry.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Tuesday, 27 July 2010 20:39 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

So I was gonna start a thread that was titled something like

"Post here every time you think about contributing to a politically themed thread but censor yourself for fear of attracting suggest bans for unpopular opinions"

but then I realised that meta on that level would be in itself a total fucking suggest ban magnet.

I hate feeling like this. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. It seriously makes me feel like I don't have a right to an opinion around here any more.

(And anyone who SB's me for this post, seriously, can fucking bite me.)

Wheal Dream, Saturday, 13 November 2010 19:06 (fifteen years ago)

Threads You Have Bookmarked That Show "has new answers" for Over a Month Before You Check Them Again

sarahel, Saturday, 13 November 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

Post here every time you think about contributing to a politically themed thread but censor yourself for fear of attracting suggest bans for unpopular opinions

i hope/assume people wouldn't suggest-ban you for this. you should contribute!

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 13 November 2010 21:36 (fifteen years ago)

why do you want to "ban everyone [...] seriously talking about soulseek"

meisenfek, Saturday, 13 November 2010 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

<3 threads full of socks

buzza, Saturday, 13 November 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

Was gonna do a poll about which painful method of death wd be best for Max Hastings.

Haile Shirleebassee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:24 (fifteen years ago)

Might swap it for a "how many times wd you like to shoot Ian Duncan Smith in the face?" thread

Haile Shirleebassee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:24 (fifteen years ago)

Actually wd probably enjoy shooting him in the balls instead

Haile Shirleebassee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 November 2010 09:31 (fifteen years ago)

four months pass...

Little Songs You Sing to Yourself: Confess Them Here

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:09 (fifteen years ago)

80s pop songs about surveillance

in my world of suggest bans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:12 (fifteen years ago)

Your 10 favourite Warren Christopher anecdotes.

clemenza, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:27 (fifteen years ago)

Poll: Best Sun Ra Album

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:44 (fifteen years ago)

I would vote in that

in my world of suggest bans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:49 (fifteen years ago)

Thread I SHOULDN'T have started: Live/Die: Mike Love

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:52 (fifteen years ago)

I would vote in that

The problem was, I didn't have a spare day-and-a-half to copy and paste the titles of all his albums.

(see also: POLL track logics: best Anthony Braxton album)

Tarfumes The Escape Goat, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

Rolling Past Expiry Polka Thread 2011
OPO: Polls started by Herman Neuname
Thread to marvel at the unbelievably thick skin of jon/via/chi

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

The problem was, I didn't have a spare day-and-a-half to copy and paste the titles of all his albums.

lol yeah I think you would have to have several separate polls, divided into eras, and then poll the winners of those polls. cuz he has what like 250+ albums

in my world of suggest bans (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

Post pics of musicians that look like Garfield's owner Jon

(got stuck after Bruce Hornsby)

MaresNest, Thursday, 17 March 2011 10:18 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I Love Music: New Poll

Create a New Poll

Note that formatting will only work within the question text.

I Love Music Poll Title:

what score will pfork give to panda bear's tomboy album?

I Love Music Poll Closing Date (YYYY-MM-DD):

2011-04-10

I Love Music Poll Text:

come on... this isn't getting below an 8.0, is it? i was tempted to put the cut-off at 8.5, but gonna allow room for anyone thinking it's just sub-par enough for pfork to slightly snub it, given expectations.

so, which score will the animal 'Panda Bear' collect next week?

I Love Music Poll Options: Enter all options, delimited by new lines

8.0
8.1
8.2
8.3
8.4
8.5
8.6
8.7
8.8
8.9
9.0
9.1
9.2
9.3
9.4
9.5
9.6
9.7
9.8
9.9
10.0

hey ilxor, thanks for contributing, glad you stopped by (ilxor), Monday, 4 April 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

this thread could be good 2 u!

I'm totally kidding. Congrats strangers. (Matt P), Monday, 4 April 2011 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

james brown monday?

runaway (Matt P), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:33 (fourteen years ago)

songs that share a name with another song because they reference that other song in the lyrics

only one i can immediately think of is jimmy eat world "authority song"

witchho (zachlyon), Monday, 12 September 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

songs that share a name with another song because they reference that other song in the lyrics

only one i can immediately think of is jimmy eat world "authority song"

Does "That's How You Sing Amazing Grace" count?

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:21 (fourteen years ago)

has to be the same exact title

witchho (zachlyon), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 01:33 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Tupac to Handle, Tupoll to Hold: the Tupac Poll

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:45 (thirteen years ago)

Also, a TMI thread called something like "Stuff you have seen in porn that has actually made you lol"

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 01:55 (thirteen years ago)

seven months pass...

I have this idea for a thread about People Who Left Wall Street To Do Other Things (start a juice business, do organic farming, open a food cart, creat iPhone apps, become a mountain biking coach, etc.) because it seems like every other small business in new york has that in its story line. Too lazy to actually track down examples but maybe at some point.

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

bands that have other band names in their name....

not sure there's any past KMFDM, the Tape Beatles and Eagles of Death Metal....

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 4 April 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

i'm sure you could find a lot of examples of multi-word band names that contain one-word band names within them, but most wouldn't be deliberate

--808 542137 (Hurting 2), Thursday, 4 April 2013 16:21 (thirteen years ago)

oh yeah, good point. bush - bush tetras etc.....

m0stlyClean, Thursday, 4 April 2013 16:28 (thirteen years ago)

courtney love (the band)

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:48 (thirteen years ago)

the noun poll

person
place
thing
idea

Woody Ellen (Matt P), Thursday, 4 April 2013 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

7-11 in song

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Thursday, 4 April 2013 22:03 (thirteen years ago)

one more for m0stlyClean: hank williams jr.

(apologies for trying to turn an abandoned idea into an actual idea!)

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 4 April 2013 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

Every huge artist has their 'Brighten the Corners'

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Friday, 5 April 2013 07:03 (thirteen years ago)

Kmfdm, for Christ sake

how's life, Friday, 5 April 2013 10:38 (thirteen years ago)

POLL: Ace Ventura :Pet Detective vs Paul Blart: Mall Cop vs Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

"LOL is other people" - Jean-Paul Snarktre (wins), Thursday, 18 April 2013 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

four months pass...

'Surf Rock bands from places you would be unlikely to do much surfing- a list thread'

After listening to St Helens' mid 80s surf band The Happy Gauls and wondering if there was anything interesting to say about surf bands from drab British towns with no coastline, but possibly there isn't idk.

oedipaul mccartney (bends), Saturday, 7 September 2013 14:43 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

thread full of c/p'ed

(disclaimer statement), but (opinion)

statements

example: It's no secret that I am/an not a _______ fan, but this new record _______ (opinion)

Untt (La Lechera), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)

Subjunctivitis: post pictures of red eyes + posts that properly use the subjunctive tense

not some dude poking a Line 6 pedal with his dick (sarahell), Tuesday, 1 October 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)

(x) is the Lamacq of (y): people would define a category (eg, central american nations, plantagenet kings, modernist poets, etc) and then decide which member of the category is the 'Lamacq' of that thing, expressed in the aforementioned phrasing.

the cat equivalent of love handles (bends), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 21:59 (twelve years ago)

tearstained letter to S1L0V1K1

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 8 October 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)

I was thinking about starting a picture thread to post horrifying images that show up when you GIS non-horrifying phrases, but it's probably not a good idea to have people posting horrifying images to ilx, or at least if they were I wouldn't be clicking on the thread so it would be pointless me starting it. Anyway, I got the idea from GISing 'morrissey the consumer monkey' and one of the results being from a story about a monkey tearing off a baby's testicle and eating it.

and when they don't pay a newsreader well, he tells lies on the news (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:14 (twelve years ago)

the url of the story ends /news/world-news/monkey-tears-tots-testicle-eats-2255959

and when they don't pay a newsreader well, he tells lies on the news (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:15 (twelve years ago)

Also: I was thinking the other day about this article I read about 10 years ago in the NME about a band, and how they claimed to have met when the three of them all tried to shoplift their local virgin megastore's sole copy of the first Suicide album at the same time, and I was going to start a thread about bands with obviously made up but rather charming stories about how they formed, but I'm not sure if enough bands do this to make it worthwhile. More bands should do this though, like origin stories in super-hero comics.

and when they don't pay a newsreader well, he tells lies on the news (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:24 (twelve years ago)

nobody was gonna believe that about Keane surely?

chimped the keeper (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)

ha!

and when they don't pay a newsreader well, he tells lies on the news (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:44 (twelve years ago)

Also I saw this earlier today and thought of you

http://image.blingee.com/images16/content/output/000/000/000/530/398243503_1048368.gif

and when they don't pay a newsreader well, he tells lies on the news (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)

Can't remember what I was GISing but it was something unrelated to cats and noodles.

and when they don't pay a newsreader well, he tells lies on the news (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

cat looks bemused

chimped the keeper (Noodle Vague), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)

I saw it more as a Mr Loverman/RnB album cover expression:

http://thegospelguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/jlong-rnb-proof-1.jpg

and when they don't pay a newsreader well, he tells lies on the news (bends), Friday, 18 October 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

five years pass...

Saddoes, list them all

Your possibly controversial lack of opinions/things you still don't know (I've got thousands of these but it would look like I was just flaunting my ignorance.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 24 March 2019 17:55 (seven years ago)

one year passes...

Post a picture of the part of the house you would have as background if you were a talking head appearing in a Classic Albums documentary.

Maresn3st, Thursday, 28 May 2020 15:47 (six years ago)

Post to this thread when you have punched somebody

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 May 2020 15:47 (six years ago)

four years pass...

re-titling hit songs to make then unhittable

b gates goode and gibb - "not dying"

j&J adhesive bandage - "are they not not aware that right now we are celebrating jesus's birth?

brimstead, Saturday, 12 April 2025 15:35 (one year ago)

Post a picture of the part of the house you would have as background if you were a talking head appearing in a Classic Albums documentary.


This is great, I’m always kind of fascinated by this when I watch a doc where folks are filmed in their homes. Especially when some are now very wealthy, and some aren’t… so it’s like, French doors opening onto a beautiful patio vs. wall of books or records, etc.

uptight subreddit mod™ (morrisp), Saturday, 12 April 2025 16:19 (one year ago)


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