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I say its the "Gummi de Milo" one about sexual harrasment. Ethan says it blows. What d'you think and whats yer favorite?

Michael Bourke, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

a tie between the one where shelbyville steals the lemon tree and the first part of 'who shot mr.burns', easily.

ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Deep Space Homer

Jeff, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the one where homer gets a gun

ernest, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the one where homer gets a gun is indeed hilarious. that just reminded me of the prohibition one. every time rex banner is onscreen it's the purest comedy of any kind ever created in history. don't make me quote.

ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

to make this somehow related to music, how about listing your favorite simpsons musical moments too? personally, i can't see the ramones for five seconds without saying 'smithers, have the rolling stones killed'.

ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I don't remember what happened in the rest of the episode (I think it was one of the hundreds of theme park-satire episodes), but the one where Homer won't throw out the giant sandwich. At one point the sandwich has mushrooms growing on it, and he's still trying to finish eating it. Then he gets sick and throws the sandwich away, but rescues it saying "how can I stay mad at you?"

Gummi de Milo is a classic too, though!

Favorite musical moment: perhaps "When I was seventeen, I drank some very good beer."

Blake, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

As for musical Simpsons, let's not forget Homerpalooza: Where else are you going to see Sonic Youth eating Peter Frampton's watermelon?

Mitch Lastnamewithhelf, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'homer simpson wrecks my pig, cypress hill steals my orchestra, and sonic youth's in my cooler--get out of there you kids!'

does anyone else think the orchestral version of 'insane in the brain' is so much better than the regular one? i guess marge and i have similar taste.

ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

More Gummi De Milo gold: 'Homers crime was great and immense (pause) We mean it in the prerogative sense' Homer slips in the shower, cue photo of Homer fondling himself with a shower curtain over himself and a headline that says 'Homer sleeps in oxygen tent' The one where homer befriends Ned is a classic too. Especially the Terminator 2 pisstake where he runs after Ned's car with the two golf clubs.

Michael, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mitch - was homerpalooza where he gets a cannonball shot into his stomach? if so, it's got one of my favorite exchanges of all time.

Teen 1: Oh wow, it's like, that cannonball dude. He's cool.

Teen 2: Are you being ironic?

Teen 1: (sighs) I don't even know any more.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My favorite? God, there are so many that it isn't even funny. Offhand, the first episode I can think of is probably the one where Marge forces Bart to befriend Ralph, because Ralph is my favorite character. I may very well be Ralph.

Favorite musical moments: The Canyonero jingle, and "Who Needs the Quik-E-Mart?"

Nicole, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It's a sub-plot, but the one with the Broadway Musical version of "Planet of the Apes" (i.e. "Rock me, Dr.Zaius"). I laughed until I stopped.

alex in nyc, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Homer using a stick of butter as a pencil holder. Fantastic!

Steven James, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

it's not a subplot, that episode was about troy mcclure's shitty career. the exchange on the phone with his agent :

'okay, you know the planet of the apes?'

'the movie or the planet?'

the brand new broadway musical starring you as...get this, the human!'

'it's the part i was born to play, baby!'

ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've always been fond of the one where Apu and wife have octuplets. The floorshow the kids put on is priceless.

Steven James, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Mine is Homerphobia with John Waters

anthony, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

It has to be "Selma's Choice" - which is the one where Homer won't throw out the sandwich and Lisa has to "drink the water". Also untouchable: "Homer's Triple Bypass" ("Cloud goes up, cloud goes down") and the one where Homer gains 61 pounds to qualify as disabled ("The fingers you have used to dial are too fat" and "I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant").

Best musical moment is in I think "Bart After Dark", where the curfew is put in and Ralph Wiggum interrupts the Adults/Kids song with "I just ate a thumbtack". Priceless.

EdwardO, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nicole - I choo -choo -choose you. "I am the Lizard Queen!" "Can't talk, coming down...so cold."

Geoff, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'aw, nothing gets chocolate out! see?'

ethan, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

MACARTHUR PARK ON THE TABLA.

pat kraus, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

as for great musical moments in the simpsons, i love the following: -apu singing "dream police" whilst washing his car -selma or patty (can't remember which) singing "brandy" to lisa as a lullaby -and pat already mentioned "macarthur park" on the tabla.

di, Thursday, 7 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Got to be Homer Badman (aforementioned Gummi De Milo episode) as there is just so much in it. Dennis Franz as Homer in the Movie Of The Week, and the Little Mermaid skit: There'll be no accusations / Only free crustaceans / Under the sea (Quickly followed by disolve to real life and "Oh Homie, that's your answer to everything").

Perhaps a better question would be - which is the worst Simpson's episode. The one where Bleeding Gums Murphy dies is pretty excrutiating. Infact nearly any episode where Lisa sings.

Pete, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Great Simpson's musical moment: Party to "Anyway you want it" Marge: "Where did all these drinks come from?" Homer: "Who cares? Its a party" Also Homer discussing the merits of the mighty Grand Funk Railroad.

Michael Bourke, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Luke, be a Jedi tonight!"

"Homer, use the forks!"

Madchen, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i HATE HATE HATE the one where bleeding gums murphy dies, but even it has moments ('hello, i'm dr.cheeks, i'm doing my rounds and, uh, i'm a little behind'). that does bring up an interesting question though, why does the simpsons deal so poorly with jazz? it's always some pop-jazz easy listening shit.

ethan, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Great gag from the very most recent ep. i saw - Flanders is reading to his kids. He gets to the end of the story (which is something like "& they died & went to hell & burned eternally"), closes the book & casually tosses it into the fire. That cracked me the fuck up!

Duane Zarakov, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The bordello episode, the "Worst Episode Ever" and the one where Homer gives movey to PBS and is sent to the island to be a missionary -- I enjoy this one because the ending is a non sequitur; there is no way to wrap up the show in a half hour, so they just end it. It says a lot about the franchise and how they have unlimited power over the audience. I also appreciate the Africa episode from this season for the same reason.

JM, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Can't believe no-one's mentioned the ice hockey episode - "Don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!"

another great one: Lisa's Braces episode - "Lisa needs braces; dental plan!; Lisa needs braces; dental plan!" and "These pre-date stainless steel, so you can't get 'em wet!"

Tim, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Why do you make my surgery a house of lies?"

mark s, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bleedin Gums Murphy dies is also the episode with the "Hans Moleman in the Morning" radioshow

Hans Moleman is my God. (Runner up: John Frink.)

mark s, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.."

Michael, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

a lot of the later episodes have been really interesting because they're totally cynical about all processes of the show. it's almost disturbing in execution, and not as enjoyable as the earlier episodes, but certainly worth watching. a lot of stuff is funny now just out of shock, i remember seeing the episode where maude dies for the first time, when bart says to homer (as he goes off on some scheme) 'do you even have a job anymore?' and homer responds 'i think it's obvious the answer is NO'. and then later on ned's huge pixellated penis in the dating video shower scene. i guess it's not good comedy, but it's SOMETHING.

ethan, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yes indeedy mark, hans moleman is god..."Cowabunga, dooode.." "I want that THING outta my house"

Michael, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Simpsons has run out of steam over the last 2 or 3 years and theres a lot of this self-referencing and celebrity guests on. It was always silly but rooted in reality too. Now its just completely daft. Not a particularly funny daftness either. By the way, what do ppl think of "Futarama"?

, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hmmmm, so many great ones to choose from. Every one mentioned is great.

One of my favorites that I don't think was mentioned is the Halloween Special V(?). Its the one where Homer buys the matter transporter from Dr. Frink. Is that also the same one where Homer goes back in time?

Anyway, my favorite quote:

Dr. Frink: Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive, But I predict that within 100 years computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings in Europe will own them. Apu: Could it be used for dating?

Dr. Frink: Well, technically, yes, but the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest.

Tim Baier, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Hmmmm.... a dollar. And it only transports *matter*?"

Tim Baier, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Homer worked in the word 'glory hole' on a recent episode.

Btw I really like Futurama. Lots'o people don't.

Steven James, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I like Futurama. I would say it has improved quite a lot in the past season, and can be a lot funnier than current season Simpsons. Still, it doesn't have the emotional resonance that the Simpsons once had.

I still do like Zap Branigan and Kif.

Nicole, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am Kif.

Barney's winning entry for the Springfield Film Festival is the great art-movie ever made: "Don't cry for me _ I'm already dead."

*Sigh*

mark s, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Streetcar!" the musical has the great ending tune "you can always rely on the kindness of strangers". And the Ramones moment. And the Spinal Tap intro: "Hello, Springton!".

Futurama has it's moments, too. Certainly Bender the booze-swilling, pornography-consuming, cigar-smoking robot who dreams of destroying the human race is a wonderful, heart-warming creation.

paul, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

nicole is on the money about futurama. it's great, but i don't really care about the characters (except for embarassing identification with fry). zap branigan is hilarious but i wish he was voiced by phil hartman as was obviously intended.

ethan, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the one with the "the cat burglar" on it

queen fernando, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Futurama more suited for the big screen, maybe?

I think fav. characters are Ralph and Dr. Nick. Oh, poor Ralph.

Dr. Nick walks up with syringe. "Now this medicine will make the entire operation seem like a beautiful dream." Shoots into own arm. "Ahhhh...."

Tracer Hand, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The one where Homer became a clown was also very good, notable for the piteous whine, "Stop! Stop! He's already dead...."

Tim, Friday, 8 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"hi supernintendo chaumers" -ralph wiggum

ernest, Saturday, 9 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

-I loved one scene from the fairly recent "boy band" episode. N SYNC shows up, and justin walks up to the newest pop sensations and goes "whoa, i cant believe im meeting MILHOUSE!"

-The Run Lola Run spoof was great, just for the parts where Lisa was running

-"Each leap brings us closer to God! Catch me Lord, Catch me!" "Tramampoline! Trombopoline!"

Alexis Dicks, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh, oh, and - Hello.. Smithers. You're. Quite. Good. At Turning. Me On. - Smithers' computer start up screen with naked Mr Burns

Alexis Dicks, Sunday, 10 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Best Simpsons episode ever is a toss-up between the one where Homer quits his job to work at the bowling alley and virtually all the rest of them from the first eight years. Hard to choose. Best music, consistently, was the Shari Bobbins episode. ("They're not perfect, but the Lord says love thy neighbor!" "Shut up, Flanders!" "Okilee dokilee do!" etc.)

Sean Carruthers, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The one with Homer trying for the Dental Plan. At the end he whooops and does the "on his side" walk in a circle. The whole episode went mad with bizarre exclamations, loops, insanity and MR BURNS!

Kodanshi, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the one where lisa and bart battling and asking maggie to join the one she loves more, in their living room. maggie runs and hugs the tv, old episode i think.

gonçalo, Monday, 11 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two months pass...
I think we're all forgetting Mr Burns' son;

Rodney Dangerfield is easily the best guest voice the show has had besides Johnny Cash. The Mel Gibson episode also had it's moments Remember the moonshine part: "I know the guy on the right is Mel but who are the other two guys???"

Benjamin Crow, Saturday, 1 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
No doubt: "Lisa's Rival" is the best

Dirk Geuens, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The "Go" inspired episode in which Homer keeps talking about how the Blue Man Group ripped off the smurfs, gets his thumb cut off, Lisa falls in love with a geek in the wrong school and realizes it when she walks into French class (the children laugh, "Ha ha" until the French teacher reprimands them, "En Français!" and then they laugh in a nastier, nasally manner, "a-honh, hohn hohn!")... Bart and his little blue-haired friend stumble onto Fat Tony's fireworks smuggling operation and almost get killed when they agree to wear a wire to bust Fat Tony's illegal operation and Chief Wiggum's voice comes out of Bart's shirt, "Hey, is that you, Fat Tony?" This was also the episode that started with Marge calling 911 and telling them she cut off her husband's finger and then thinks better of admitting to such a thing and gives them the address "123 Fake Street". The rest of the episode Chief Wiggum are looking for 123 Fake Street... and eventually they find it! Hilarious episode.

Nude Spock, Thursday, 20 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

most simpsons are much funnier for the first half then the last, but the beer baron episode had no dullness at all

Chris Watson, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Lisa, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

"We salute oh half inflated dark lord!"

Mr Noodles, Thursday, 4 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Like others have said, the Simpsons' are so good it's hard to pick just one. But if I did it might well be the divorce episode. The Simpsons have remarkably few quotable quotes, because so much of the humor is in the animation and the delivery, but in the divorce episode there's a moment when Milhouse and Nelson are on the bus, actually bonding about their broken homes, when Nelson's shaven-headed friend said "Relax, guys, my son is from a broken home and he's doing fine," leaning back to reveal a smiling miniature of himself, who chirps out "I live in a drawer." It doesn't translate to print well, but I nearly bust a gut laughing at this point. As for the decline in quality -- yeah, I'll go for it. In the first eight or nine years, the Simpsons could do no wrong -- nearly every episode was a winner, and even the weaker ones had a few big laughs. Nowadays there are a lot of really weak episodes -- like the N'Sync one, which was totally dull -- I don't think I laughed once. Or the Comic Book Guy one, that was pretty bad too. But when the episodes are actually good, their still nearly as funny as the early days, though the constant cameo appearances are pretty lame.

Jack Redelfs, Sunday, 7 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
It has to be the "Flameing Moe" episode. Either that, or "Homer Boxing"

"You have what I like to call 'Homer syndrome'" "Ohhh" "No, that's good. See you have a 1/4 inch of liquid surrounding your skull. It's like you're wearing a helmet all the time." "Whoo Hooo"

Fav. musical moment is also 'Flaming Moe'

Mike Short, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The one with "tomaccoes"

benjamin, Monday, 22 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I always love episodes with Dr. Nick.
Frostillicus... "Hello, frozen body!"

Or Mel Gibson:
Mel: "Hi everybody!"
Dr. Nick: "Hello Mr. Gibson!"

Dave225, Tuesday, 23 October 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I think one of the coolest epsiodes is "Burns verkaufen der Kraftwerk". It's the best of the intercultural episodes! The Germans are really like they are (beside, I'm German).

Sebastian Goebel, Tuesday, 30 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The one where Dr.Strangelove elopes with the naked parrot trapper fishing for steak sandwiches with John Leguizamo in Tibet.

Dr. Ming Vauze, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Might as well chip in while I still have the energy:
(these are episode descriptions, not titles):

Springfield Monorail
Mr. Plow
Itchy & Scratchy Land
Homer goes back to college
Nuclear Plant softball team
Kamp Krusty
Gabbo
Homer becomes an astronaught

I lied, I don't have the energy. There's too many great ones.

dleone, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Might as well chip in while I still have the energy:
(these are episode descriptions, not titles):

Springfield Monorail
Mr. Plow
Itchy & Scratchy Land
Homer goes back to college
Nuclear Plant softball team
Kamp Krusty
Gabbo
Homer becomes an astronaut

I lied, I don't have the energy. Too many great ones.

dleone, Wednesday, 31 October 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

just because they're yellow it doesn't make them funny

bob snoom, Sunday, 4 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three weeks pass...
I have an analysis about the simpsons recent decline - homer's become too smart! he actually makes sense. that's not the homer we know and love. our homer *tries* to be smart, and miserably fails ("riiiiight, some mystical, magical animal"). he doesn't say that kinds of things anymore.

Angry Mutant, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have an analysis about the simpsons recent decline - homer's become too smart! he actually makes sense. that's not the homer we know and love. our homer *tries* to be smart, and miserably fails ("riiiiight, some mystical, magical animal"). he doesn't say that kinds of things anymore.

BRING BACK THE STUPID HOMER!!!

Angry Mutant, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hey didn't anyone see the episode where Homer goes to clown college? I think that was by far one of the bestest episode. also good was the lord of the flies where the UN club is stranded on an island I've been impersonating Ralph ever since. I hope they have more episodes related to Ralph , He's so stupid he reminds me of my brother (hehe)

Morning Glory, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

come on everbody, i've read through the whole list, and you missed the best one completely -> the one with Scorpio "love to talk, but i'm in the middle of a fun-run!" "here's some sugar, sorry it's not in packets." "ok, everyone take out their safety-scissors and circle of paper..." the list goes on and on. it's probably, to me at least, the best episode ever

tripwire, Friday, 30 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Marge becomes a cop.

Nitsuh, Saturday, 1 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
Oh COME ON!!! Everyone knows that Futarama is way better than the Simpsons, and how can you possibly have a favourite episode of the Simpsons, when any episode of Futarama is 100 X better. I mean, I used to like it, but I now realize that it was all just a waste of time caused by the lack of anything funnier.

Mike Cool, Monday, 7 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the kids get taken into care, homer sits on lisa's bed, picks up her sax, tearfully puts his lips to the reed and sings: saxomophone

dbini, Saturday, 12 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Everyone knows that Futarama is way better than the Simpsons

I believe *you* believe that.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 12 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The hands-down winner as far as laughs is the "Homer goes to clown college" episode. Although the lemon tree one kicks ass too...

"You've stood in my way long enough - I'm going to clown college! Wow, I didn't think anyone thought he was going to say that..."

The weirdest one is probably the Grimey episode which still freaks me out.

As for the most personally affecting - I've always loved the one where Ralph falls in love with Lisa, just because it's like poking an old wound with a sharp stick. Runner-up, for the same reason, is the one where Milhouse's parents divorce. Can you lend me a feeling?

dave k, Saturday, 12 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"The Beatles???? Oh yes I seem to remember their off pitch warble"

Ronan, Saturday, 12 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Which is, of course, the best musical moment too. What song is playing in the flashback scene where, under the strobe light, we see shots of young Homer goes up to the van of cool kids and getting lauged at? is it "slowride?"

dave k, Saturday, 12 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well I have some fave's that aren't usually remembered as the best, but my group of friends and I have reached consensus on these being among the creme de creme of episodes:

Homer's enemy (the frank grimes episode) Marge vs. the monorail Two bad neighbors (the george bush ep) Tree house of horror VII, I know that special episodes don't count but I can't resist the cheap gags and one liners, "I bet you've never seen you're own face in a mirror.", follwed by a punch. And "Bob dole doesn't need this." (a personal fave) Finally all of season four, pure gold.

thekief4, Saturday, 12 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

AHHHH, finally a forum to say just how deplorably predictable "Future World" is. Please just one unpredictable unclever moronic sophmoric joke....though I will never see it, still for the brainless masses that support it, surely even they deserve a drop of water in a barren desert. BTW "Ronan" you can bite my Norweigan Woody" The Beatles , despite their humaness in certain moments still paved the way for no nothing shallow critics unaware of their own roots, to have bands who listened to the Beatles for inspiration. Learn where the things you do appreciate came from. Oops, did I get something on the carpet with all that spewing?....Sorry I'll clean up the mess, it was well worth it.

Ean Kiel, Monday, 14 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Homer wraps a half cooked waffle around a stick of butter and says "mmm...fattening..." and also one of the recent ones where Homer forces Bart to butter his bacon and bacon his sausage and Bart replies "my heart hurts..." absolutely hilarious. gosh I LOVE the simpsons!

Judee, Wednesday, 23 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
A few of the best in no real order:

"Who Shot Mr. Burns" parts 1 and 2 Homers flashback about birth of Maggie Bart kills bird, eggs turn out to be lizards World's Biggest Cubic Zirconium Camp Krusty The real Seymore Skinner

Ben Kennedy, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Halloween eposide 12

aaaaa, Thursday, 21 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

People, people, people. The Cape Fear one with Sideshow Bob. C'mon, now. The intentional stepping-on of the multiple rakes. The drive through the desert. The singing of the Gilbert and Sullivan. Sideshow Bob, people, Sideshow Bob.

John Darnielle, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The one where Jay Sherman meets Homer. Ya gotta love it.

Michael Bourke, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The singing of the Gilbert and Sullivan.

And who know Kelsey Grammer had such a great voice for that?

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Graham, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The one where Jay Sherman meets Homer. Ya gotta love it.

You gotta love it, unless yr name is Matt Groening!

Vic Funk, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Is this another opportunity for me to voice my neverending love for "The Critic"? (except perhaps for the last few episodes featuring a kinder, gentler Jay Sherman.)

and:
"Knife goes in!/Guts come out!/That's what the Osaka Fish Concern is all about! - Oooaarrrggghhhh"

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 24 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...
Homer Goes to College.

"an even ZANIER scheme!"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 4 July 2003 00:11 (twenty years ago) link

"I hear there's a lunar eclipse tonight. Maybe we should look up."
"Nah, it's solar or nothing for me."

Leee (Leee), Friday, 4 July 2003 08:01 (twenty years ago) link

Undisuputed champion in my world: You Only Move Twice - Homer and family decamp to another town, Homer's coping in a position of responsibility and enjoying better pay ("Nah, only rich management guys with big salaries like me can afford stuff lilke that. Hey! Wait a minute! I'm a guy like me!" ) but the family are miserable and his liberal boss is in fact..........I won't spoil it.

The one where Bart adopts a new father is also neat.

Homerphobia: for the steel factory.

Jamie Conway (Jamie Conway), Friday, 4 July 2003 08:32 (twenty years ago) link

my favourite is still the Burns' Bear (Bobo) episode, closely followed by the Peewee Hockey episode, Deep Space Homer, Last Exit To Springfield, Homer and Mindy, Homer Goes To College, Homer Badman...

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 July 2003 09:38 (twenty years ago) link

I think in a few years people will start recognizing the "Angry Dad" episode as a lost classic buried in the sea of crap that is the last couple years of the series. For Stan Lee's "he can't be the Hulk -- I'M the Hulk! Rar! Grarrrh!" bit alone, it's classic.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 4 July 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

(paraphrasing here) "Broken... or made BETTER?"

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Friday, 4 July 2003 13:44 (twenty years ago) link

(also paraphrasing) "I just wish you could transform yourself into someone who could leave my store."

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 4 July 2003 13:56 (twenty years ago) link

Two of my faves that I don't think anyone has mentioned:

Homer gains 60 lbs to get on disability. That's probably my #2.

My #1 has GOT to be the one where Homer stays home from church. Someone mentioned the moon waffles upthread.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Friday, 4 July 2003 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

can't forget Marge Vs The Monorail or Marge On The Lam of course - altogether now..."sunshine, lollipops and rainbows..."

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 July 2003 14:53 (twenty years ago) link

god, has anyone watched the first couple of seasons of this show? though my brother thinks "lisa on ice" is the best, marge getting rid of cartoon violence is clearly the best, closely followed by krusty getting framed and homer becoming the country singer's manager.

in fact he gets her booked on yaa-hoo!, an amazing parody of hee-haw. took me three times watching the episode to appreciate this joke: "yaa-hoo, starring in alphabetical order, yodeling zeke"

;-)

sean
groovesmag.com

seanp (seanp), Friday, 4 July 2003 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

Season 3 should be out on DVD by now dagnabbit

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 July 2003 15:18 (twenty years ago) link

It's out August 26; the second season of Futurama is August 12. The slow pace of the Simpsons reissues is frustrating; by the time they get to the tenth season it'll be 2007. Is anyone really really REALLY that interested in hearing Groening and co giggling at their own jokes in the commentary?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 4 July 2003 15:26 (twenty years ago) link

i'm interested, cuz i'm a dork and like commentary tracks.

also, the early Marge vs Itchy & Scratchy ep was grebt since it was the first time a younger me had ever heard the opening phrase of Beethoven's 6th, which has since become my _other_ fave classical piece.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 4 July 2003 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

You're all forgetting Mother Simpson! Burns' expression when his tape starts playing "Waterloo" = CLASSIC

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 4 July 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

duff gardens!

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Friday, 4 July 2003 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

Burns' expression when his tape starts playing "Waterloo" = CLASSIC

it certainly is, i just think i saw that particular episode too much and got a bit sick of it - so many classic bits all the same tho...

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 July 2003 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

Duffless, where Homer gives up beer for 30 days

the one where Bart meets Jessica...

the one where Marge has a gambling problem (oh my god, the REAL best episode ever)

but this tossing out of episodes at random just highlights the futility of this thread ever further

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 July 2003 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

ohhh, two more - Whacking Day and Krusty's Komeback Special, because they have Barry White (RIP) in them amongst other things...

stevem (blueski), Friday, 4 July 2003 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

I guess this thread is now officially dedicated to this man:

http://www.omelete.com.br/imagens/musica/news/diversos/barry_white.jpg

(even though my favourite episode is probably the one with Lisa and the fortune-teller, or when Homer sues the Church and gets, er, the church - "awww, he thinks he's papal!" - best in-joke EVAH!)

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Friday, 4 July 2003 22:09 (twenty years ago) link

Who is that, Larry White?

Leee (Leee), Friday, 4 July 2003 23:30 (twenty years ago) link

I guess this thread is now officially dedicated to this man:

shit, you beat me to it.

anyhoo, rest in peace, Lover of the Lady Snake.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 4 July 2003 23:36 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...
the softball song is hilarious..and gummi de milo has got to be the best episode. or maybe it was the one where homer is screaming through out the whole thing because of the dead body he found when he was a teenager

Joeyjojoshabadoo, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

all the simpsons episodes rock ass...every single one..its to hard to pick a "best one"...<3...

joeyjojoshabadoo, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago) link

The one where Homer Gains all the weight so he can work at home is one of the funniest things i've ever seen

Dude (The Yellow Dart), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

That ep rocks, for sure. My personal favorite is "Homer's Barbershop Quartet".

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

the Scorpio Episode:

Scorpio: "Which do you prefer Homer, Italy or France?"

Homer: "Italy"

Scorpio: [laughs wryly and activates doomseday device] No one EVER picks France.

also the Loch Ness Monster episode:

Professor Frink: [reading data from his Monster Detector]OHMYGOD! An enormous amphibious lifeform is coming right at us... it's.. it's.. it's on my shoe!

[looks down, and see's frog on his shoe]

Wait a minute.. this isn't the Monster Detector.. it's the Frog Exaggarator."

fucking cracks me up

don, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago) link

or maybe it was the one where homer is screaming through out the whole thing because of the dead body he found when he was a teenager

This is so totally NOT the best Simpsons episode ever

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago) link

that was on the other night. i agree, it's actually pretty sucky, although the screaming bit is funny for a while

the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago) link

speaking of screams, although it was in a sucky episode, the screampillar (it's sexually attracted to fire) was one of the best simpson's moments ever.

minolta (minolta), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

God they suck now.

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago) link

what, no one's mentioned Lisa's "nerd sweat attracts bullies" episode?

sorry, thought this was the "least episode ever" thread.

Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 15 April 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

PS it's Joey Jojo JUNIOR Shabadoo.

Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Thursday, 15 April 2004 06:02 (twenty years ago) link

the power plant strike is awesome.

"now play classical gas!"

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:16 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
"Have the Rolling Stones killed!"
"Mmmm...64 slices of American cheese!"
"I must harness his fractured take on modern life!"
"Two plus two is four! Two plus two is four! Two plus two is four!"
"Well, well...look who's come to apologize!"
"We've given the word "mob" a bad name!"
"I gotta call Burns! Maybe I can still get that drink!"

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 3 June 2004 04:02 (nineteen years ago) link

(...all from "Rosebud", of course.)

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Thursday, 3 June 2004 04:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i just got season 4 on dvd (not out till 20th)!!!!!!!!

chaki_burger (chaki), Thursday, 3 June 2004 05:33 (nineteen years ago) link

22 short stories from springfield (no one else has mentioned this?)
Lisa's Wedding
Lemon Tree of Troy
Hank Scorpio

MerkinMuffley (MerkinMuffley), Thursday, 3 June 2004 05:45 (nineteen years ago) link

whacking day is really good (I am evil homer! i am evil Ho-mer!)

hank scorpio (would you like some cream with that? uh...no thanks.)

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 3 June 2004 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link

The one where homer is the voice of Poochie. One of my favorites.

The lord of the flies spoof. Ralph W. eats "oozing" berries and exclaims "tastes like burning" while clutching his stomach.

One of the worst episodes was when we find out that principal skinner is not the reall principle skinner. Who came up with that idea?

cw28 (cw28), Thursday, 3 June 2004 12:55 (nineteen years ago) link

My three favorites are "Homer's Enemy," because it's so bleak and bitter, the one with Hank Scorpio, and the one where Homer gains all the weight.

Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Thursday, 3 June 2004 13:27 (nineteen years ago) link

zepellin rules!

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 3 June 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

and of course, homer loves flanders.

old nedward.

AaronK (AaronK), Thursday, 3 June 2004 14:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"One of the worst episodes was when we find out that principal skinner is not the reall principle skinner. Who came up with that idea?"

i like the way they ahndled that at the end of teh episode though: "let us never speak of this again".

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 3 June 2004 16:44 (nineteen years ago) link

The best episode is when the Simpsons go to Brazil or when the Simpsons get a social worker and then Homer's Las Vegas wife turns up & ends up marrying grandpa Simpson.

BleachYourSpeech, Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

any episode with sideshow bob trying to kill bart is an instant classic.

cw28 (cw28), Thursday, 3 June 2004 19:53 (nineteen years ago) link

What about the one where they go to Japan?

Or the gay steel mill one?

(Last few in this season were pretty bad)

southern lights (southern lights), Thursday, 3 June 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Off the top of my head, I'd say my favorite three are the Monorail episode, the Beer Baron episode, and the Homer-Emulates-Thomas-Edison episode ("The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"). (Re the last two, I like whenever Homer is enterprising, esp. if it means he gets to wear his thinking glasses.)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Yes, I like his glasses too.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I am watching the Bear Tax/Immigration episode right now.

"Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax"

"thats the homeowener's tax"

christhamrin (christhamrin), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

How 'bout Grimey?

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

ken taylrr: the thread title says "Best"

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link

GRIMEY NO NO NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO.

xpost (thanks JMC)

Similarly, "The Principal and the Pauper" aka the "real" Skinner is kclassikc. While its ironized self-parodying may have been a jumping off point for sharks, it's hard to overlook the fact that this particular episode is FUNNY.

Leee's a Groening (Leee), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:51 (nineteen years ago) link

C'mon! Bart buys the factory? Tell me that isn't classic!

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:52 (nineteen years ago) link

(can't believe I screwed up my handle)(annoyed grunt)

I also can't believe no one answered my Larry White question!

xpost - the factory bits are charming JUNIOR vice president ken, but the a-story is SO HORRENDOUSLY MALIGNANTLY WRETCHED that it washes away any affection to be had for the whole episode.

Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Thursday, 3 June 2004 21:57 (nineteen years ago) link

the "fake principal skinner" episode was funny up until homer thinks "look shocked and move slowly towards the cake." but it should have ended there.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 4 June 2004 07:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Fave musical moment: when Homer loses Maggie, calls the missing-children hotline and gets the hold music: "Baby Come Back."

Oh, and Tito Puente. And when Homer plays 'Birth of the Cool' to get Lisa's attention. And the "It's Raining Men" incident.

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Roger Daltrey examines Homer's list of requests for the Who: "Homer, half of these are Grand Funk Railroad songs! And we don't *know* 'Pac Man Fever'!"

Rickey Wright (Rrrickey), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:44 (nineteen years ago) link

best simpsons episode = clown college

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Friday, 4 June 2004 08:59 (nineteen years ago) link

The Clown College episode, hands down. Especially the climax where The mafia Don gives Homer and Krusty one final chance to do the Loop with the tri-cycle:

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The two klowns moan at the thought, but they try it, Krusty riding, Homer perched on top. In his fear and in his attempt to hold tight, Homer covers Krusty's eyes with his hands. Krusty admonishes him, but they miss the loop entirely and ride up a pool cue right onto the pool table. They ride straight into the racked-up Boston balls -- and sink every one of them. The Italians are visibly impressed.

The two klowns jump across a gap onto the bar; Homer's head plays "The Godfather" theme music on the wine glasses that dangle from the roof. "Ah!" gasp the Italians. Krusty sees that the part of the bar that lifts up so the bartender can get out is raised. Thinking quickly, he knocks it closed with seltzer. The Italians even applaud.

Vittorio: [moans] Ah, but without the loop it is nothing," [cocking his gun again]

Krusty and Homer fly off the bar, straight towards the loop, and whizz around and around it many times. They fly off together and skillfully land in the "Ta da!" pose; the miniature bike flies towards them, and Krusty, although he opens his mouth to catch it, is beaten to the punch by Homer, who swallows it and makes the bell ring by opening his mouth.

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I laughed so hard at that, i thought i´d die. I can wach this over and over and over.

NUXX (NUXX), Friday, 4 June 2004 10:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I hate humanity. But especially ILX.

Lazer Guided Mellow Leee (Leee), Friday, 4 June 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

the gun one- "Five days? But I'm mad NOW!" w/Tom Petty scene fantasticness

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Saturday, 5 June 2004 02:19 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is ILx history for the first evocation of "(sigh) I don't even know any more."

Sonny A. (Keiko), Saturday, 5 June 2004 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

(Here's where I get fairly anal...)

Best Maggie Episode: "Rosebud" (Burns' bear)
Best Lisa Episode: "Lisa's Substitute" (Lisa's crush on teacher)
Best Marge Episode: "Brush With Greatness" (Marge paints Burns)
Best Bart Episode: "Radio Bart" (Pretends to be trapped in a well)
Best Homer Episode: [tie] "Last Temptation Of Homer" (Attracted to sexy co-worker); "Homer Bad Man" (Accused of Sexual harrassment)

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Saturday, 5 June 2004 05:52 (nineteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
Old Salesman: "Take this object, but beware. It carries a terrible curse."
Homer: "Ooh, that's bad."
Old Salesman: "But it comes with a free Frogurt!"
Homer: "That's good!"
Old Salesman: "The Frogurt is also cursed."
Homer: "That's bad."
Old Salesman: "But you get your choice of topping!"
Homer: "That's good!"
Old Salesman: "The toppings contain potassium benzoate."
Homer: [blank stare]
Old Salesman: "That's bad."

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Thursday, 10 February 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link

music-related is the v. end of a clip show from a few seasons ago:

"have no fears, we've got stories for years......sorry for the clipshow"

best below the radar characters are Lindsay Nagle and Cookie Kwan.

Jimmy_tango, Thursday, 10 February 2005 03:59 (nineteen years ago) link

"Remember your Hippopotamus oath!"

Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Thursday, 10 February 2005 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

marge, you can't go out on saturday that's our special night
what's so special about it?
what's so special about it!!! *huff* A LITTLE SHOW CALLED DR QUINN MEDICINE WOMAN!!!

he does guitar with his mouth lmao mint (ex machina), Thursday, 10 February 2005 08:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Was last week's Superbowl episode the worst show ever? I think there was some funny stuff at the beginning that I can't recall .. but overall, lame.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 10 February 2005 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link

"did you hear that? she said burlap!"

Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Thursday, 10 February 2005 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Mother Simpson is good.

Lisa: How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?

Homer: SEVEN!

Lisa: Dad, it's a rhetorical question.

Homer: Rhetorically....EIGHT!

Lisa: Do you even know what rhetorical means?

Homer: DO I KNOW WHAT RHETORICAL MEANS?!

The ending also invariably makes me cry like an injured child.

Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman v1.0 (Ferg), Thursday, 10 February 2005 13:17 (nineteen years ago) link

so is it safe to say that tonight's episode ("prankster rapper") might be the worst...episode...ever? aside from the borderline-racist, embarassing characters and the godawful old white people idea of rap, hearing bart say "jeepers! it's 50 cent!" was like seeing the last nail on a coffin being pounded in.

el sabor de gene (yournullfame), Monday, 14 February 2005 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The ending also invariably makes me cry like an injured child.

yeah, that's one of the few "simpsons with heart" episode that actually works. i'm also glad they didn't bring homer's mom back after that episode (or did they? please don't tell me they did), it makes it all the more powerful.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

my mother IS marge simpson.

latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

JD, they did in a recent episode. it was crap if i recall.

music-related simpsons? the gay steel mill in "homerphobia" - "we work hard, we play hard!" (cue c+c music factory)

joseph (joseph), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:41 (nineteen years ago) link

also the episode they played on superbowl night had a donkey kong gag that i thought was hysterical until i realized they'd already made a similar joke a few years ago. t/s: tirelessly recycling old funny jokes vs. crafting lame unfunny new ones? (ugh i never thought i'd ever say that about the simpsons)

joseph (joseph), Monday, 14 February 2005 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

one of my favorite small musical moments in old-simpsons was that episode where they're watching tv and they see an ad for "ninety sea chanteys on 3 compact discs!" and you hear that old sea captain dude singing a few seconds of "blow the man down," "row row row your boat," and "in the navy." it's funny because it goes by so fast that you might not even register at first that "in the navy" isn't an old "sea chantey." then a few years later they did that episode where homer joins the navy and they have like a minute-long song-and-dance number based on "in the navy." and it wasn't funny because it was so fucking obvious! even family guy did that particular joke a lot better.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 14 February 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://g-unitgallery.com/data/media/1/50centsimpsons.jpg

djdee2005 (djdee2005), Monday, 14 February 2005 09:42 (nineteen years ago) link

On the ep rerunning right now, Homer is looking for a wayward puzzle piece, and he looks in the closet and says "Puzzle piece, come out and play-yay" just like ODB in "Shame On A Nigga"!

W i l l (common_person), Monday, 14 February 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link

That ODB line is a reference to the movie "The Warrriors," which I would guess is the reference being made on the Simpsons, though I don't remember the thing your're talking about.

Scott CE (Scott CE), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:09 (nineteen years ago) link

c'mon though. you gotta admit that the Glock Pointaz were pretty great..

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:15 (nineteen years ago) link

aside from the borderline-racist, embarassing characters and the godawful old white people idea of rap,

I noticed this on seemingly every FOX show last night. "Family Guy" got a little weird with it. The Apu gag coming across the border along with Dr. Hibbert rapping "Baby Got Back" ... the whole night together was a bit uncomfortable.

And "King of the Hill" enforcing the "cats-like-to-shit-in-boots" myth along with a rah-rah Blue Angel flyover with Bill on an aircraft carrier didn't help matters any either.

Signed,
Pleasant Plains, who watched the whole damn thing.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 00:45 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
The new season is a load of inconsistent nonsense..
But one joke that withstood the lameness was in the episode where they go to italy. It's when, in the book of criminals, we get to see a picture of Family Guy star Peter Griffin under which it says: "plagiarismo", then on the next page there is a picture of American Dad star Stan Smith under which it says "plagiarismo di plagiarismo". A funny and welldrawn joke.

Enthusiast, Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

best simpsons episode = clown college

-- weasel diesel (kilian.murphy2...), June 4th, 2004.

otm

latebloomer: My Baby's A Labrador, He's Beautiful (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 February 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
I love the episodes with rediculous plots like The computer wore menace shoes, where homer become Mr. X the internet snitch and is relocate to the island. And who could forget Simpson Safari wit hthe classic quote
Homer: Poachers are nature's way of keeping the balance, you see whenever there are so many animals that people beciome confused or angry, a paocer is born.
Another great episode is where homer coaches the football team and keeps vutting kid
Homer"i like your hustle, thats why it was so hard to uct you."

maddie wolf, Friday, 31 March 2006 20:56 (eighteen years ago) link

SO YOU LOVE SHIT

ARGHLEBARGLE, Friday, 31 March 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

a tie:

You Only Move Twice
Homer, when you go home tonight there's going another roof on your house.

Blame it on Lisa
Man, our money is really gay.

harshaw (jube), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

actually, it might be "another floor"

i have just failed at my life.

harshaw (jube), Saturday, 1 April 2006 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

how was the episode this past weekend? written by ricky gervais, was it not?

erklie (erklie), Saturday, 1 April 2006 01:11 (eighteen years ago) link

It was dreadful. I like Gervais as much as the next guy but this was one of the lamest episodes I've seen in a long while. His humour does not fit with the Simpsons at all. Plus there was the whole 'lets crowbar this weeks celebrity in any which way' feel to it, as there usually is with the high-profile celeb cameos.

Affectian (Affectian), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

By any chance is the "humour" derived by awkward situations? And does Gervais sing?

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Saturday, 1 April 2006 15:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes and yes.

harshaw (jube), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

his "humour"

(not in quotes to note english spelling, but to question his purported funniness)

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked the office as much as anyone, happened to catch the first episode when it aired on BBC 2 and only missed the odd show throughout its run. But Gervais really seems to be a one-trick pony.

jimnaseum (jimnaseum), Monday, 3 April 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I quite like Gervais' stand up stuff, and Extras had sparks of brilliance (the Les Dennis episode alone was worth a thousand IT Crowds) but good god that Simpsons episode was dire. Very very few Simpsons 'songs' are amusing but Gervais hits the very very bottom with his two numbers. Makes my heart sink thinking about it.

Meanwhile, Matt Groening is threatening to make Gervais a regular character and says he should even have his own cartoon show. All together now: nooooooooooooooooooo

(btw shouldn't this be over on ILE somewhere?)

Affectian (Affectian), Monday, 3 April 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

One more year and that show's been as bad as long as it's been good

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 3 April 2006 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

people still watch the new episodes of the simpsons?

baby, disco is fuck (yournullfame), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Last night's "You're all going to die in a pointless war" line was okay. I turned it off as soon as Grampa became a matador.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Anyone notice this?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Monday, 3 April 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
the one where i rooted my mum was cool

Jake Reichart, Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

You're thinking of Oedipus Rez. Or Family Guy.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Rex, even.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:52 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously, the best bit ever is the one where homer gets all the sugar out of the overturned lorry and he's like:-
"AHA!!! *pulls english guy out of sugar*....whered you get the sugar for that tea?"
guy-"i nicked it.....when you lt your guard down for tha split second....and i do it again...good bye"

also in that episode, the bee keepers
"its quiet....yes a little TOO quiet..."
"how do you mean?"
"well, lots of bees usualy means lots of nooise.....NO NOISE!! means no bees"
"i see...there goes one now"
"TO THE BEE MOBILE!"
"you mean your chevvy?"
"yes...."

classic simpsons

Matt Fowkes, Friday, 19 May 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Also

"i'm calling about operation MUAVEN HAUIVEN!!!"
marge-"professr frink?"
"how did you know it was me? was it the muaven or the hauiven or was it just the hole MUHAVEN thing that i do?"

Matt Fowkes, Friday, 19 May 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...
just to get everyone 'jazzed' for the movie.

pisces (piscesx), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

still 'Rosebud'

vita susicivus (blueski), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"Last Exit to Springfield"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 11 February 2007 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

always liked the Rebel Without A Cause one where Lisa dates Nelson.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Sunday, 11 February 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I really liked the Mr. X episode, mostly because of the hilarious Prisoner parody at the end.

Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the one where the squeaky-voiced-teen engages in a pages-long dialogue with himself about how upset he is that christgau trashed the joanna newsom record.

oh wait...

Lawrence the Looter (Lawrence the Looter), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Still this one.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 11 February 2007 16:30 (seventeen years ago) link

That's funny...I knew I replied to this thread a coupla years ago, but thought my reply consisted only of an animated gif of Charles Foster Kane mouthing "Rosebud". Must have been some other thread...Anyway, my answer's obvious.

Myonga Vön Bontee, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

we can be Rosebuddies!

blueski, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

"well Burns isn't getting this back cheap that's for sure. he's gonna have to give me...

MY OWN RECORDING STUDIO"

blueski, Thursday, 22 February 2007 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

from the bordello episode:

"clancy!"

"seymour!"

"oh, errr...baaaaaaarney."

m the g, Thursday, 22 February 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"Rosebuddies" sounds fun! Care to split a packet of American cheese? (32 slices apiece!)

Myonga Vön Bontee, Saturday, 24 February 2007 06:43 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

The audience is such a source of joy in this scene:

In the Springfield Elementary Auditorium, Ned Flanders stands at a
podium with Skinner and Edna on either side of him.

     Ned: Well, all right, I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to

or-diddely-order. Let's see if we can't put an end to this
strike fuss, huh? Mrs. Krabappel, why don't you begin?
Skinner: Boo!
Edna: Oh, "boo" yourself. Our demands are simple: a small cost-of-
living increase and some better equipment and supplies for
your children.
Audience: Yeah! Give it to them! etc.
Skinner: Yeah, in a dream world. We have a very tight budget; to do
what she's asking, we'd have to raise taxes.
Audience: Raise taxes? They're too high as they are. Taxes are bad.
etc.
Edna: It's your children's future.
Audience: That's right. Children are important. etc.
Skinner: It'll cost you.
Audience: No to taxes. My God, they're going to raise taxes. etc.
Edna: C'mon!
Audience: She makes a good case. Good point. etc.
Skinner: [rubs his fingertips together]
Audience: More taxes? The finger thing means the taxes. etc.
Ned: Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to
disagree.
Skinner: I don't agree to that.
Edna: Neither do I!

The PTA Disbands, http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F19.html

Finefinemusic, Saturday, 28 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link

The Simpsons Movie has its moments...

curmudgeon, Sunday, 29 July 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

If by "Had its moments" you mean "Was fucking hilarious and had at least a laugh per minute" then, yeah, I agree.

Best episode is probably when Homer goes to Clown College

Erock Zombie, Sunday, 29 July 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

I stand by my top three: Frank Grimes, Hank Scorpio, and fat/disabled Homer.

The movie's great, btw.

unperson, Sunday, 29 July 2007 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

hank scorpio is great. but being a fan of frank grimes is like saying that the best moment of JFK's presidency was getting shot in the head.

tonight's rerun... "HAW HAW THEY'RE IN A CORN MAZE LET'S PLAY A KORN SONG... ALSO STEPHEN HAWKING, GET HIM IN THERE SOMEHOW." that'd probably be more appropriate for a worst simpsons episode ever thread though.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 30 July 2007 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

The Frank Grimes episode is a masterpiece.

My top three are: The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (esp. "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour"), the garbage episode wth U2, and Armin Tanzarian (the most moving moment in television history is when the lie makes Armand and Agnes happier than the truth ever could have).

But Frank Grimes would probably be number four. The hatred for this episode astonishes me. Not since Preston Sturges' The Palm Beach Story (which give or take Jerry Lewis' The Ladies Man is the greatest comedy of the classical Hollywood era) did we get such a deep (and funny) understanding of the inequities of American capitalism. Somewhere up in heaven, Sturges is smiling.

The movie was good-not-great. But who cares? It's hands down the greatest television show of all-time.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 02:24 (sixteen years ago) link

P.S. Frank Grimes' son tried to avenge his father's death in a later episode.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link

yes, that was the episode that pretty much made me stop watching the simpsons for a couple of years.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 30 July 2007 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Why???

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link

The Frank Grimes episode is a masterpiece.

My top three are: The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase (esp. "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour"), the garbage episode wth U2, and Armin Tanzarian (the most moving moment in television history is when the lie makes Armand and Agnes happier than the truth ever could have).

Wow...those would probably be the four episodes I'd list if you asked me to point out when the show began a steep decline in quality.

Nathan, Monday, 30 July 2007 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link

THE four, huh? My four favorite episodes happen to be the EXACT four episodes that you'd list if someone (not me) asked you to point out when the show began a steep decline in quality? Those exact four episodes out of 400?

Remarkable. Nay, downright miraculous. Doncha think?

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 03:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Face it, dude, your taste sucks and people who describe episodes of The Simpsons as shit like a "deep (and funny) understanding of the inequities of American capitalism" make me want to barf and never watch teh show again.

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 30 July 2007 03:59 (sixteen years ago) link

So insightful. I love you.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 04:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Why???

WHY? well, seeing as i think the frank grimes episode is fucking awful*, bringing the character back as a sort of sideshow bob for homer wasn't really an improvement.

* the "inequities of modern capitalism" point is interesting. i don't agree with it and i think for it to really stand homer would've had to return to being himself in the next episode instead of the braying jerkass he's been ever since. since that presupposes his character being drastically changed just to make a point.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 30 July 2007 06:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't know why, but my 3 favorite Simpsons episodes are probably:

New Kids on the Blecch (When Bart becomes part of the boy band Party Posse)
Grift of the Magi (When Kid First Industries takes over the school and tricks the kids into creating Funzo, a Furby rip off)
Skinner's Sense of Snow (When the kids get trapped in the school during a blizzard)

Aja, Monday, 30 July 2007 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link

glancing over the last few feet of this thread here's a top 5:

bart sells his soul (great plot, great subplot)
frank grimes(why would anyone not like this ep? extremely meta but also extremely fucking good)
pta disbands
gabbo
duff gardens

tremendoid, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:10 (sixteen years ago) link

bringing the character back as a sort of sideshow bob for homer wasn't really an improvement.

Oh sorry. I was asking about why you didn't like the Frank Grimes episode which you answered anyway. Sorta:

i think for it to really stand homer would've had to return to being himself in the next episode instead of the braying jerkass he's been ever since.

But he's always been a braying jerkass. He was in the Frank Grimes episode and he was in the episode(s) before/after that. More importantly, he's a lazy, stupid braying jerkass. He's gotten ahead of Frank Grimes (and many others) in life through sheer luck. Basically, this episode is telling us that hard work does NOT get you everything in lfie and there aren't many American cultural products willing to wrestle with that reality.

I still don't know why you don't like this episode. But you're definitely not alone. It's well-hated.

Aja, I love all those episodes, esp. The Party Posse one (the greatest band since music's birth). Best line in that one is Milhouse's: "The Statue of Liberty? Where are we???"

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link

Smile-Time Variety Hour is really funny I think but did sort of open the door for later spinoff episodes that were nowhere near as good. Similarly, Frank Grimes episode is great but sort of proto-Family Guy (a lot of people will consider this more problematic than I do, I guess)

DJ Mencap, Monday, 30 July 2007 13:24 (sixteen years ago) link

My personal favourites have always been the following (not in order of preference):

Homer the Heretic
Last Exit to Springfield
Simpson and Delilah
You Only Move Twice
Homer Bad Man
King Size Homer
Homie the Clown
The Mysterious Voyage of Our Homer
Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment
Lemon of Troy

I've always felt season 13 was a very slight return to form but seasons 2-8 are the peak obviously.

Mr Raif, Monday, 30 July 2007 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate the Party Posse episode.

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Aja, I love all those episodes, esp. The Party Posse one (the greatest band since music's birth). Best line in that one is Milhouse's: "The Statue of Liberty? Where are we???"

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, July 30, 2007 8:12 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I think the best line is the one by that crazy VJ.."And that was the add for the new Stridex Pads! (I think that's what she says...or is it Tampax??) Whoo!!...And up next we have the new video from P squared! Whoo"

Or something like that...that character had too much energy...

I hate the Party Posse episode.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, July 30, 2007 4:23 PM (18 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Ok...what episodes do you like???

Aja, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link

most of them! I just don't like the Party Posse one.

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:40 (sixteen years ago) link

ok...

I also like the one with John Waters...you???

Aja, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Love it. Camp = when a clown dies.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Two Bad Neighbors (I like singing "Table 5" over "stayin alive")

billstevejim, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=z0Ki12mWpq8

Oh, I almost forgot about that episode!

Aja, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

that reminds me I really like the one where Ned opens the leftorium.

tremendoid, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

All good. There aren't many crappy ones.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ki_dEXCIDZ4&mode=related&search=

kenan, Monday, 30 July 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

But he's always been a braying jerkass. He was in the Frank Grimes episode and he was in the episode(s) before/after that. More importantly, he's a lazy, stupid braying jerkass

No, no, no that is so not true! The writers who took over around this time apparently felt that he'd "always" been a braying jerkass, when he was actually nothing more than a well-meaning if occasionally selfish/immature goofball. Slow-witted but not downright insane. An average Joe Schlub, not the worst father/husband in town! The utter INFLATION of Homer Simpson is emblematic of that once-fine series' way-protracted decline - "Best show ever" might've been true in 1995 or even '97, but not today.

(Having said all that, I have to admit that the Grimey episode is indeed pretty funny in and of itself. But that Party Posse one was gawdawful.)

Myonga Vön Bontee, Monday, 30 July 2007 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

But even if all that is true (which I find debatable), I still don't see how it applies to the Frank Grimes episode.

And I'm perfectly willing to concede that my critical faculties are null and void when it comes to this show because it still makes me laugh and think to this day. Come on, that Statue of Liberty line from the Party Posse episode is fuckin' hardcore comedy.

Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 30 July 2007 22:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't believe I'm meeting Milhouse!

musically, Monday, 30 July 2007 23:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Myonga OTM.

I hate the Party Posse episode.

serrrrrriously. the cognitive dissonance is killing me.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 00:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Love that this is on ILM for no good reason.

Naive Teen Idol, Tuesday, 31 July 2007 12:19 (sixteen years ago) link

post season 8, the last half of season 12, season 13, and the first half of season 14 were ace, m8s. other than that, it's all handful of funny episodes in a pile of shit.

uhrrrrrrr10, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

The one where Mr Burns decides to become charitable and throws his money around in the form of coins and one gets lodged in Lenny's skull. Also the one where Homer's car rolls down a hill: he gets thrown out the car, bounces around a bit and is thrown back in again!

Christyles, Wednesday, 1 August 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

two years pass...

the one where homer gets a gun
― ernest, Wednesday, June 6, 2001 8:00 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so glad this one was in the first few posts. saw this last night and was lmao nonstop

Hou Hsiao-Hsteen (crüt), Thursday, 17 June 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

there's so much gold in that one. love the beatnik. zen new jersey nowhere!

hobbes, Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

That was Homer the Vigilante.

Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

One more year and that show's been as bad as long as it's been good

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, April 3, 2006 3:04 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

u_u

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 June 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

The one where Millhouse gets a girlfriend way back in S3 is nothing special plot-wise, but is crammed with incredible jokes. It has the subplot of Homer using the sleep-hypnosis tape which increases his vocabulary as well: "In the bedroom, the gourmand becomes the voluptuary!"

rhythm fixated member (chap), Thursday, 17 June 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link

huh, I was thinking that was a season or two later than that, It has that balance of the sincere & grounded and the crazy that seasons 4 and 5 got perfect. I love that subplot. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satieties. :'(

NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

the thing that still bugs me in that episode is where milhouse's girlfriend at the end goes "it's pretty nice but they won't let me oot". what the hell is oot-ing?

hobbes, Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

"Homer Goes To College" has been my fave since high school and still is.

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost they're Canadian nuns, she's saying 'out' in an allegedly Canadian accent!

NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

the thing that still bugs me in that episode is where milhouse's girlfriend at the end goes "it's pretty nice but they won't let me oot". what the hell is oot-ing?

― hobbes, Thursday, June 17, 2010 6:20 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

They're French-Canadian nuns and Canadian ppl pronounce "out" as "oot." The joke is that she's so indoctrinated by them that she's picking up their mannerisms

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 June 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

In recent times, the one where Homer blacks out and thinks he clobbered Marge was uncomfortable territory in a good way, and makes me think the show could get a fifth wind if it goes Todd Solondzylvania.

Philip Nunez, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

my childtime favorite is the one where homer goes to work for hank scorpio, not sure if it'd hold up now.

dyao, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link

My childhood favorite was the teacher's strike episode. "There's very little meat in these gym mats."

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

k i wasn't exposed to canadians until college. disappointed the joke itself is so crappy. no shit they won't let you out, you're in a boarding school or whatever

hobbes, Friday, 18 June 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Saw the Scorpio one relatively recently, it's still a cracker.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost - did you think 'oot' was an entirely different verb of which you were unaware?

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 18 June 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

ban hobbes

peabo bison (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link

timmy o'toole

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 18 June 2010 02:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Hank Grimes, people. Funniest episode ever, and just a fantastic piece of satire no matter what you compare it to.

"Making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy." - Michael O'Donoghue

Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

hank grimes?

not too bad for an ASBO (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"Homer Goes To College" has been my fave since high school and still is.

"Hello, Dean? You're a stupidhead!"
"Homer?"
"Aaaah!!"

I guess for copraphiles this is gonna be awesome (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 18 June 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

gotta go with "Last Exit to Springfield". dental plan! lisa needs braces.

the most horrifying moment in shallow grave (abanana), Friday, 18 June 2010 03:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Last Exit won some, I think it was Entertainment Weekly? poll, seems like a totally fair choice.

Homer Badman is satire at its best, perhaps.

But the best? I'm going to have to say Treehouse of Horror 4, with the Shinning, Time and Punishment, and whatever the one where they eat kids is called.

Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 18 June 2010 03:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow a Simpsons thread I haven't posted in, what are the odds.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

k i wasn't exposed to canadians until college. disappointed the joke itself is so crappy. no shit they won't let you out, you're in a boarding school or whatever

WTH, way to overthink a pretty simple lol.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link

And yeah, the "Shinning" bit of ToH4 is also one of my fave ever eps.

"all work and no play make Homer something something"
"...go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do! BLEEIRTYERTEUEEEGHEGH!"

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

WTH, way to overthink a pretty simple lol.

wth, milhouse's girlfriend is canadian all of a sudden?

hobbes, Friday, 18 June 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

oh for fu

not too bad for an ASBO (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck it. i'm out

hobbes, Friday, 18 June 2010 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link

There was this hilarious episode where Ralph was a Viking I think but I am still little sketchy on the details

AESTHOLE (jjjusten), Friday, 18 June 2010 05:10 (thirteen years ago) link

the spring break ep where they steala car and go to the worlds fair in knoxville, tn was my favorite for a while.

Moreno, Friday, 18 June 2010 05:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I forgot about that one, that's top quality. Kind of less humor-oriented, iirc.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 18 June 2010 05:51 (thirteen years ago) link

i was reminded of that one the other day when i saw there was a band called langdon auger

not too bad for an ASBO (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2010 05:53 (thirteen years ago) link

For the benefit of Hobbes:

Samantha: That's all right, Bart. I love Saint Sebastian.
It's run by a group of French-Canadian nuns. They're very nice, except they never let me oot.

... I think thats faaairly self explanatory.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:20 (thirteen years ago) link

(interestingly its spelt "ewt" on SNPP tho)

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i remember the episode where Homer intentionally gains weight so he can work from home being really funny, but i saw it recently and was disappointed. i think just the Obese Homer in Mumu, Cape, and Hat image was the center of the lols.

http://blondehurricanewarning.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/homer_mumu1.jpg

circa1916, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link

first GIS for "mumu" btw.

circa1916, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:31 (thirteen years ago) link

"the fingers you have used to dial... are too fat. To obtain a special dialling wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now"

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:32 (thirteen years ago) link

haw that episode had several funny bits - play doh doughnut, greased fast food joint wall kills bird, mash nymberpad for dialing wand, ten hyiyiyih... xp

dyao, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

ass has own congressman

not too bad for an ASBO (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2010 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link

definitely some great stuff there, but wasn't the level i remember it being. of course i'd probably feel that way if i went through a lot of the old Simpsons episodes that i loved. it's been a while!

circa1916, Friday, 18 June 2010 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link

GOd not for me it hasnt, I watch my dvds constantly!

/utter saddo

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Bart of Darkness is a contender.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 18 June 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm such a saddo that most nights I sleep to DVD commentaries to drown out the tinnitus / wandering thoughts. I should probably find something else though, give myself a while away so I can return to them fresh in a couple of years.

NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Friday, 18 June 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

hank grimes?

Whoops. I blame Signal to Noise, which has a big article on bassist Henry Grimes in the new issue.

Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Friday, 18 June 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

my second favorite episode, or perhaps tied with the hank scorpio episode, from my childhood is twenty two short films about springfield. bart and milhouse squirting ketchup and mustard off the overpass, gum in lisa's hair, steamed hams, aurora borealis in skinner's kitchen, "this was the largest car I could afford"... <3

also I had no idea why I said 'childtime' upthread makes me sound like a disgusting paedo.

dyao, Friday, 18 June 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I love 22 short stories as well, great Tarantino pastiche :D

Also, Bart of Darkness is grebt (thats the "rear window" one, right?)

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link

radiation man movie is a sentimental fave for me

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 June 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

ie the one where they're filming the movie in Springfield

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 18 June 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

radiation man

"radioACTIVE man!"
"...I shouldn't have been able to hear that"

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Friday, 18 June 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I actually watched King Sized Homer very recently (where he gets fat) and was surprised how good it was.

I'm always surprised at how varied my taste in simpsons is from other people's, in that I reserve myself to seasons 2-6 pretty much entirely, but have been watching some season 7 episodes lately, and am surprising myself at how much I'm enjoying them.

Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:16 (thirteen years ago) link

King Sized Homer is great. "All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body."

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link

all my simpsons dvds were lost in the fire u_u

ico ico (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 18 June 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh wow, how have I never noticed that!!

I remember when I was very young, watching the episode with the comet, seeing barney and nelson walk out together and thinking that Barney was Nelson's father. Of course I don't know why I inferred this, but, who knows...

Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 18 June 2010 15:59 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^haha the REAL Simpson nerds saw that, inferred the same as you, and immediately remembered the Barney-as-sperm-bank-donor gag (babies belching all over town) a coupla seasons prior to that!

Myonga Vön Bontee, Friday, 18 June 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

does Barney smoke?

lolvezula (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 June 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

smoke... what?

Lazarus Niles-Burnham (res), Friday, 18 June 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't Nelson's dad pop out for a pack of smokes and never return?

lolvezula (a hoy hoy), Friday, 18 June 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Nelson's dad was present in season 4 at the football game in the episode with the big brothers, and in the the later "Bart Star" football episode.

Tonight I Dine on Turtle Soup (EDB), Friday, 18 June 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

There's no continuity to the existence/prescence of Nelson's dad. He's walked out and never come back, he's been in jail, he's been the soccer coach, they never stuck with a story, but meh, they never do.

C.R.E.P.E (Trayce), Saturday, 19 June 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I saw a later season episode where Nelson's actual dad came back. It was rubbish.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I saw a later season episode where Nelson's actual dad came back. It was rubbish.

― rhythm fixated member (chap), den 19 juni 2010 03:34 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

sonderangerbot, Saturday, 19 June 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Last Exit, followed by Bart Sells His Soul

PappaWheelie V, Saturday, 19 June 2010 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

season 3 has some killer episodes - didnt remember them being so jam-packed w/subtle callbacks that early in the shows run but they totally are - but the soapbox derby racer episode is a+ classic

Lamp, Monday, 30 August 2010 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link

nelson smoking is a+

dayo, Monday, 30 August 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Monorail

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 August 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Another vote for Bart of Darkness (Rear Window parody). One that I always liked but have probably settled on it as a favourite in the years of not watching the show. There are so many good lines and the feeling of a hot suburban summer is well pitched, from all the childish excitement of the pool truck, to watching black & white 'Classic Krusty' because there's nothing else to do but watch television.

I also love Bart's affinity with Victorian England which crops up in a few episodes. Thinking of his play gives me actual LOLs.

"Kippers for breakfast Aunt Helga? Is it St. Swithin's day already?"

"Tis!" replied Aunt Helga

ajd, Monday, 30 August 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm goin' I'm goin'!

EDB, Monday, 30 August 2010 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

The "Pulp Fiction" episode with Linguo was great.

glutinous maximus (corey), Monday, 30 August 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

And the one where he becomes a missionary.

"I'm not NOT licking toads!"

glutinous maximus (corey), Monday, 30 August 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't like the missionary one at all.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 30 August 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link


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