100 Can-Pop Classics

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I''ve lately been collecting some really cool obscurities and semi-obscurities (or just lonely, forgotten ones), and if you come up with a good one for this list I'll happily send you a copy of the CD compilation when I'm done (probably after Christmas)--though only if you live in Canada (tee hee).

I'll start.

1. "Africa" - Thundermug

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 00:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

2. "Too Much Kathleen" -- Cool Blue Halo

Sean@tangmonkey (Sean M), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 01:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

3. Ginger - Far Out

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 01:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

4. "Savin' Myself" - Eria Fachim

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 01:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

5. "Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft" - Klaatu

t\'\'t (t''t), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 01:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

oops sorry, did 3. song/artist backwards!

6. "L'Affaire Dumoutier" - The Box
7. "Bye Bye, Mon Cowboy" - Mitsou
8. "Spadina Bus" - Shuffle Demons

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 01:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

9. "Yeah, Whatever" - Moev

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 01:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

10. "Air Doom" - Manitoba
(too fresh? not "classic"? well he'd better become one!)

t\'\'t (t''t), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 02:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

How 'bout

11. "Echo Beach" - Martha and the Muffins
12. "Romantic Traffic" - The Spoons

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 02:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

13. "I Will Give You Everything" - Skydiggers
(might as well throw this in now too..)
14. "I'm Adult Now" - TPOH

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 02:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I'm AN Adult Now" I mean... gah!

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 02:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

15. "Godsound" - Pest 5000

Douglas, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 03:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

16. "Hey You" - BTO
17. "The Love of Minds" - the Odds

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 03:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

18 Len - "Steal My Sunshine"

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 03:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

19 the modernettes - barbra
20 diodes - tired of waking up tired
21 demics - new york city
22 teenage head - picture my face
23 the dundrells - nothing on tv
24 slow - i have not been the same
25 r dean taylor - indiana wants me
26 the haunted - 1-2-5
27 new pornographers - letter to an occupant
28 viletones - screamin' fist
29 shadowy men on a shadowy planet - having an average weekend
30 incredible bongo band - apache
31 hank snow - movin' on
32 stompin tom connors - sudbury saturday night
33 subhumans - slave to my dick
34 day glo abortions - proud to be a canadian
35 peaches - lovertits
36 les sexareenos - everybody sexareeno
37 kings - slip into glide
38 bto - rock is my life, this is my song

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

isn't that Kings one "switchin'" not "slip in"?

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh sorry, these were supposed to be more obscure?

Is A Foot In Coldwater's "Anything You Want" any better? Or Harlequin's "Innocence"

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Haha Sundar - I almost said that Harlequin one!

I'm not going too obscure (obv.), but I'm assuming these need to have charted at least a little though right?

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, that's what I was wondering. 'Cause I could stick to Ottawa-area emo or noise 7"s and demo tapes if you want obscurity.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

39. K-Tels - Hawaii
40. Art Bergman - Guns and Herion
41. Forgotten Rebels - Surfin On Herion
42. Eric's Trip - Stove
43. Tragically Shit - Grace Too
44. North Of America - Killed In The Ratings
45. Weakerthans - Aside
46. Ashely MacIssac and Jale - What An Idiot He Is
47. Mackeel - Star Of The County Down
48. Grebt Big Sea - Run Run Away
49. Sloan - Coax Me
50. The New Deal - Receiver
51. Spirit Of The West - Home For A Rest
52. Northern Pikes - Teenland
53. Men Without Hats - Pop Goes The World
54. Flashing Lights - Since You've Been Gone
55. Julie Doiron & The Wooden Stars - Sweeter

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm sorry but.. Grebt Big Sea? hehehee... now you've gone too far!

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

56. Thrush Hermit - North Dakota (or is it south)
57. Cowboy Junkies - 200 Miles
58. Jane Siberry - Mimi On The Beach
59. Change of Heart - Smile
60. Crash Test Dummies - Ballad Of Peter Pumpkin Head (or if it has to be written by them mmm mmm mmm)

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Pick a Rheos song... any Rheos song..

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

61. Any Rheostatics song that isn't "Bad Time To Be Poor", but Im partial to "Record Body Count", "PIN", "Claire", "Legal Age Life", "California Coastline", "I Fab Thee", "Easy To be With You", "Peoples Republic Of Dave", "Feed Yourself [Live]", "Palomar", "Horses" and so many.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 04:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

62. "All The Things I Wasn't" - Grapes of Wrath
63. "Blame Your Parents" - 54-40
64. "Kiss You When It's Dangerous" - Eight Seconds
65. "We Run" - Strange Advance
66. "These Days Are Old" - Spookey Ruben
67. "Don't Walk Past" - Blue Peter
68. "Lovers in a Dangerous Time" - Bruce Cockburn

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

69. A Neon Rome - Cums A Wolf

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mean! You know I love Bad Time to Be Poor.

(I'm beginning to think we're gonna need more than a hundred for this)

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

70. Tricky Woo - Fly The Orient
71. Bare Naked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars

I know you do, but I cringe everytime I hear him sing the chorus. Its Claire as a sketch. Now if they made an instrumental version then we'd be talking.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

72. Handsome Ned - Put The Blame On Me

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

73. Thee evaporators - mercury outboards have plastic propellors

p b, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

74. Leonard Cohen - Famous Blue Raincoat
75. Rufus Wainwright - April Fools

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

76. Payolas - Eyes Of A Stranger
77. Pointed Sticks - Part Of The Noise

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

78. SNFU - Reality Is A Bus

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

79. Something by Gordon Fucking Lightfoot

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

80. "Try" - Blue Rodeo

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Under A Latin Moon" - Candi (just kidding!!!!)

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

81. BV3K - Drinking In LA
82. Doughboys - Shine
83. KD Lang - "Crying" w/ Roy Orbisseon or "Turn Me Round"

79. Wreck of The Friggen Edmund Fitzgerald. The boat went down quicker then it takes him to sing about. But if we pick the Rheo version for 61 then he gets Sundown.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

84. Mary Mararet O'Hara - Year In Song

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

woh, hold on. the first mention of sloan, at 49 no less, and it's not "underwhelmed"?

so i guess that's 85.

dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

86. "nothing stands" sianspheric

dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bootsauce? (oh I'm in a MOOD)

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

87. sloan - 'the other man'
88. k.d. lang - 'constant craving'
89. roch voisine - 'helene'
90. 54-40 - 'i go blind'
91. barenaked ladies - 'if i had a million dollars'
92. guess who - 'these eyes'
93. barenaked ladies - 'brian wilson'
94. glass tiger - 'don't forget me (when i'm gone)'
95. lowest of the low - 'eternal fatalist'

d k (d k), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 05:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

hi.

please replace that 91 with rush - 'closer to the heart.'

d k (d k), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 06:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

90. was RUINED by Hootie... I can't even listen it now.

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 06:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

96. Sarah Harmer - "lodestar"
97. Royal City - "Baby let Your Heart out"
98. Veda Hille - "Plants"
99. Bran Van 3000 - "Everywhere"

Sean@tangmonkey (Sean M), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 06:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

BB Gabor - "Nyet Nyet Soviet"

dave q, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 07:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

btw that's "SWITCHIN' to Glide", not "Slip in" !!!

dave q, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 07:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Chyaaaa... like I already SAID that dave. Get on the right continent already!

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 11:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

okay, it's kind of blasphemous 'cause it's a cover of a British song, but ...
100. "Under My Thumb" - Streetheart (amazing cover)

Fritz, if Incredible Bongo Band are Canadian (and R. Dean Taylor??) I take back anything bad I've ever said about this country.

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 13:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

er, make that 101.

(I'll try and put together the list later...)

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

hold on, lets try not to repeat a band here.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

we need new 85, 87, 88, 93, 99

I offer Stan Rogers song Barret Privateers for one.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Tonite is a Wonderful Time" - April Wine
"Some Sing, Some Dance" - Pagliaro

I just noticed Harlequin's "Innocence" on the list--amazing track.

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

GYBE - The Part With the Violins and the bass and the drums. You know, that one? Or the hidden track at the end of F# A# oo on cd.
Rascalz - Sharp Shooter

Meaning we got the five replacement songs (though the original 5 were all GREBT).
FORWARD, MARCH!
102. Buck65 - The Cenutar

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

103. Greenfield Main - Great Short Game Rifle
(the album did really well on !earshot/CHART campus charts, so Im not counting it as obscure)

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

104. BTK - Corn Cob Pipe

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Love Inc. - "Broken Bones"

Kim was joking with "Under a Latin Moon," but Candi did have one great pop-dance track, though can't remember which one.

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

By the way, it's pretty cool that there's no Neil or Joni on this list.

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Blurtonia - "Cardboard Riot"
Fight the Monster - "Halifax"
Pillar - "We All Want Out"
k-os - "Heaven Only Knows"
Pocket Dwellers - "Concepts"
the Chieftones - "Rang-Dang-Do"

Emmet Matheson, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or Anne and Rita.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

132. Swamp Baby - Blue Tatoo

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 14:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

105. poppy family - where evil grows
106. terry jacks - seasons in the sun
107. steel river - ten pound note
108. kim mitchell - patio lanterns
109. the ugly ducklings - nothin'
110. bryan adams - cuts like a knife
111. loverboy - workin' for the weekend
112. andy kim - rainbow ride
113. de franco family - heartbeat it's a love beat
114. sweeney todd - roxy roller
115. nick gilder - hot child in the city
116. rush - limelight
117. april wine - roller
118. trooper - raise a little hell
119. max webster - toronto tontos
120. cesar et ses romans - splish splash
121. the guess who - american woman

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

121. The Smugglers - Rock And Roll Was Never This Fun
(I so wanted to say Flying Buttress of Love)

Already had "These Eyes" though Im with you on American Woman.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

122. maestro fresh wes - let your backbone slide

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

from canoe:

R. Dean Taylor started his career in his home of Toronto in 1961 playing piano and singing with various groups at all the big Toronto clubs as well as recording several singles for the Audiomaster label that were poor quality and received little if no airplay.

In 1962 he recorded the single/demo "At The High School Dance" for Amy-Mala Records which gained him a bit of attention to which Taylor took the advice of a friend and pursued his dreams in Detroit.

Motown's Brian Holland offered him a position as a ghostwriter for the label and later he would finally be recognized for this talent on such songs as "I'll Turn To Stone" (The Four Tops), "Love Child" and "I'm Livin' In Shame" (The Supremes), and "All I Need" (The Temptations).

While developing his production techniques, Taylor recorded "Gotta See Jane" on his own which hit the Top 20 in England. Motown Records owner Barry Gordy Jr. decided to take a chance with Taylor on his newly established white artist's label Rare Earth from which they released "Indiana Wants Me" in 1970. The song went to No.1 across North America.

Following the release of his debut album, "Gotta See Jane" was re-released and went Top 10 in Canada. R. Dean Taylor continued writing and producing for various artists throughout the '70's.

Taylor made a brief, unsuccessful comeback attempt in 1981/82.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

123. Do Make Say Think - The Apartment Song
124. Mean Red Spiders - Azimuth of Panama

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

And to that I add "track 3" (don't have a legit copy yet) from the Broken Social Scene album, the song with the great bass line.

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

please replace "Coax Me" with "Snowsuit Sound" and add some Pure... preferably "Anna Is A Speed Freak" or sumthin...

kate, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kate, Im trying my best to be popist. Coax Me was a single or at least a video, Jay's wonderful ditty wasn't.
But still, Kate as a closet Pure fan shockah.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

(haven't been numbering stuff, sorry...)

125. "Even Grable" - Treble Charger

(That and "Anna" made my top singles of the '90s list.)

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

126. Hayden - In September
And let us speak of the Sonic Unyon defectors nomore.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

why, i dug out my generation six-pack album and i'm listening to it right now, mwah hah hah. even my bassist laughed at me for liking pure. but they've got some ACE pop going on. denial, what a classic song. didn't care too much for the other albums that i heard, but this is just so... jeremy kane stonerboy powerpop.

kate, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 16:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

127. ronnie hawkins and the hawks - mary lou
128. klaatu - calling occupants of interplanetary craft
129. Les Sinners - Go Go Trudeau
130. avril lavigne - complicated
131. The Gruesomes - You were not Using Your Head
132. Leonard Cohen - Tower Of Song
133. Edward Bear - The Last Song
134. Les Lutins - Je Cherche
135. The SpaceShits - Can't Fool With Me
136. Langley Schools Music Project - Desperado

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Will I be an embarrassment to the nation if I mention Tuuli? (Who inexplicably flopped with the best guitar-pop album of the year?) How about:

137. "10 Miles to Go"

s woods, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

138. Kardinal Offishal -- Hustlin'
139. Sum 41 -- Fat Lip

(Tuuli are great, Scott. I always meant to get that album.)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

140. snow - 'informer'
141. celine dion - 'where does my heart beat now'
142. parachute club - 'rise up'
143. daniel lanois - 'lotta love to give'
144. paul anka - 'lonely boy'
145. shawn desman - 'get ready'

d k (d k), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

somebody mentioned klaatu already, oops

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

146. Rough Trade - High School Confidential

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

And Leonard Cohen as well but good call on the Langley Schools one.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

tuuli are canadian? wow, i didn't know that. they beat us for "best chick band" on some web vote or other. grrrrrr. i bet we're more canadian than them, as well!

kate, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll keep an eye open for that flower guitar and steal it for you Kate.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Kate, who's your band? (And sorry I don't already know this.)

s woods, Thursday, 12 December 2002 01:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

WAIT - is "gotta see jane" the backwards-in-time hidden key to that apocryphal fall/motown story?

(also: #24 owns this list. and that list over there, and all lists)

jones (actual), Thursday, 12 December 2002 01:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Somehow we've managed to avoid mentioning Ms. MacLachlan as well.
...and nary a trace of Platinum Blonde! I passed over Haywire - because their big 'hit' was shit. Chalk Circle maybe could get in here, Honeymoon Suite - probably not. Anyone got a decent single for Doug and the Slugs? I can't bring myself to nominate "Makin' it Work", Lava Hay had at least one good song but I've forgotten the title, Rose Chronicles must have something worthy as well, and while we're on the Nettwerk catalog, can an we add The Water Walk's "Turn Your Face Away"? Now, just for the sake of theoretical argument, if I had to choose between Zappacosta and Paul Janz, it'd be Paul Janz all the way. FORGET the West End Girls and John James (try anyway), but add the Gandharvas "Downtime" and the Inbreds "Amelia Earhart".

Kim (Kim), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gandharvas "Downtime"

Kim and me in musical agreement shocker! I'm starting to wonder if I actually liked that song. The Rose Chronicles had nothing worthy, though, sorry. And "Dance Desire" is classic.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was going to add Bourben Tabernacle Choir and The Rheostatics cover of Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere but wanted to see how long we could stay Neiless.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 December 2002 02:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

tuuli are canadian? wow, ... i bet we're more canadian than them, as well!

i'm going to have to step up for tuuli here, kim. jenny used to live down the road from me, here in the mighty oak town - she's an authentic canuk. sorry.

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

That wasn't me dyson!

Sundar, Dance Desire? Good grief! I wonder about Downtime too, but if I hear it, I can't help liking it.

I *would* have nominated Anna's a Speed Freak too, but the last Pure album I bought was so traumatising that I couldn't think back without overwhelming pity. The breaking point for me, IIRC was the song about a tennis ball. I haven't heard the album, but I did think Jordy Birch's recent-ish Moola Moola single was kind of cute.

Kim (Kim), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

oops, i typed the wrong name, sorry. i was dystracted by my virgin attempt at using italics on ilx.

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 December 2002 04:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, in honesty, I haven't heard "Dance Desire" in at least a decade so it might not be that great. The chorus still gets in my head all the time though.

(Did "Rock You" make the list? Or the Killer Dwarfs? Varga?)

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 12 December 2002 06:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

no. no helix either.

dyson (dyson), Thursday, 12 December 2002 07:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

No Sunglasses at Night either. I'll leave that to the poppist of the bunch if he wants it ;-)

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 12 December 2002 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

147. (Everything I Do) I Do it For You

(Everything I List Here) I Mean It, I Really Do

s woods, Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

So we're not following the MAPL system?

Horace Mann, Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, we are, far as I can see.

s woods, Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

everything i do famously wasn't mapl yo

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oops, you may be right (was that the controversy way back?). Can-Con requires 2 out of the 4. Did Adams not write or produce it?

s woods, Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

in the spirit of "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" I nominate...uh..."Hard Times" by Kurtis Blow.

Okay, bad example, but someone should start a new thread of songs you'd swear were Cdn but aren't.
And by someone I mean you Fritz.

Horace Mann, Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

you mean like Incredible Bongo Band?

s woods, Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

they ARE canadian

you just don't want to have to take back everything bad you ever said about canada, woods

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I assume you're right (I can't find confirmation) and I'm stunned.

s woods, Thursday, 12 December 2002 15:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

from amazon:

Editorial Reviews
Album Description
UK two-on-one combines two albums from the Canadian rock act, 'Bongo Rock' (1973) & 'Return of Incredible Bongo Band' (1974), together on one CD. 2001.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 12 December 2002 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fritz, I don't mean to keep this kinda inconsequential point about IBB going, and feel free to ignore me, but there's some info in Dave Marsh's *The Heart of Rock & Soul* (which lists "Apache" as the 850th best single of all-time!) that still makes me question their Can-con-ness. To quote Marsh: "...the Incredible Bongos were a studio group assembled in Canada by producer Michael Viner, the guy who staged the entertainment for Richard Nixon's second inaugural and a longtime crony of MGM chief and right-wing politician Mike Curb."

Now, I gather from that quote that the musicians are certainly Canadian, but I'm not convinced Viner is. Some other searches on Google don't reveal much, but none associate him with any other Canadian people or organizations (he was heavily involved in the MGM label). (His Nixon connection suggest American as well.) Also, the song "Apache" was wrriten by Jorgen Ingmann, who was European, and many (all?) of their songs are covers of non-Canadian music (i.e., "Let There Be Drums," "Inna Gadda-da-Vida").

Where it gets confusing is in trying to follow the M/A/P/L guide, as there are obviously no lyrics. But from what I gather (and again, I'm not confirmed on Viner) the breakdown is:
Music: not Can-con
Artist: Can-con
Production: not Can-con
Lyrics: n/a

The other possibility is that the records were produced *in* Canada, and maybe that's what matters.

If anyone else has insight here, I'd appreciate it. I really need to know whether or not hip-hop was invented in Canada, along with reggae (cf. Trooper).

s woods, Saturday, 14 December 2002 01:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I thought of two more bracketed classics we missed:

Dream Warriors - My Definition (Of A Boombastic Jazz Style)

and KON KAN - I Beg Your Pardon (I Never Promised You A Rose Garden)

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 14 December 2002 03:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I Beg Your Pardon" was genius.

Also, either "I'm a Stranger Here" or "Absolutely Right" by Five Man Electrical Band (but not "Signs").

Can someone recommend a particularly good Buck 65 track? I'm serious about compiling and distributing a CD from some of this list but wouldn't know where to begin with him (them?). Also, Voivod???

s woods, Saturday, 14 December 2002 03:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wanted to see if I could put together 100 Canadian Classics (to me anyhow) without repeating any artists. A lot of these have been said already, so this is probably mostly an exercise in DB bloat.

(in no particular order, no artist duplicated)

1. Rheostatics - I Fab Thee
2. Tragically Hip - Grace, Too
3. BTO - You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet
4. April Wine - Tonight is a Wonderful Night
5. Maestro Fresh Wes - Let Your Backbone Slide
6. Slow - Have Not Been the Same
7. Diodes - Tired of Waking up Tired
8. TPOH - I'm an Adult Now
9. Sloan - Everything You've Done Wrong
10. Grapes of Wrath - All the Things I Wasn't
11. Red Rider - Power
12. Max Webster - Battle Scar
13. Rush - Spirit of Radio
14. Streetheart - Snow White
15. Harlequin - I Did it for Love
16. Northern Pikes - The Things I Do For Money
17. Loverboy - The Kid is Hot Tonight
18. Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet - Having an Average Weekend
19. Young Canadians - Hawaii
20. Lydia Taylor Band - Bitch
21. Kilowatt - Lovers on the Run
22. Honeymoon Suite - New Girl Now
23. Platinum Blonde - It Doesn't Really Matter
24. Glass Tiger - Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone
25. Men Without Hats - Where Do the Boys Go?
26. Doughboys - Fix Me
27. Three O'Clock Train - She Said (Be My Baby)
28. Nils - River of Sadness
29. Guess Who - Fiddlin'
30. Rankin Family - Fare Thee Well Love
31. Ian Thomas - Hold On
32. Queen City Kids - Dance
33. Headpins - Turn it Loud
34. Cowboy Junkies - Misguided Angel
35. Dream Warriors - Wash Your Face in My Sink
36. Pukka Orchestra - Listen to the Radio
37. Jane Siberry - One More Colour
38. Toronto - Your Daddy Don't Know
39. Saga - Catwalk
40. Andrew Cash - Boomtown
41. Sweeney Todd - Roxy Roller
42. Payola$ - China Boys
43. SNFU - She's Not on the Menu
44. Crash Test Dummies - Bereft Man's Song
45. Barenaked Ladies - The Old Apartment
46. Aldo Nova - Fantasy
47. Doucette - Mama Let Him Play
48. Box - L'Affaire Dumoutier
49. Coney Hatch - Girl From Last Night's Dream
50. Rational Youth - No More and No Less
51. Klaatu - Calling Occupants
52. Kickaxe - 30 Days in the Hole
53. Helix - Rock You
54. Ron Sexsmith - Strawberry Blonde
55. Bob Snider - A Love to Call My Own
56. Inbreds - You Will Know
57. Great Big Sea - Mari Mac
58. Bryan Adams - Run to You
59. Haywire - Dance Desire
60. Lee Aaron - Whatcha do to My Body
61. Bruce Cockburn - The Trouble With Normal
62. Active Joy - Colourblind
63. Farm Fresh - Space Pts. I and II
64. Deja Voodoo - Monsters in My Garage
65. Dusty Chaps - Yukon Buddy
66. Stan Rogers - Mary Ellen Carter (Rise Again)
67. 54.40 - One Day In Your Life
68. k.d.lang - Turn Me Round
69. Mary Margaret O'Hara - Year in Song
70. Gordon Lightfoot - Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
71. Leonard Cohen - Dance me to the End of Love
72. Tricy Woo - Fly the Orient
73. Strange Advance - She Controls Me
74. Blue Peter - Don't Walk Past
75. Weakerthans - Watermark
76. DOA - Disco Sucks
77. Odds - Radios of Heaven
78. Martha and the Muffins - Echo Beach
79. Spoons - Arias and Symphonies
80. National Velvet - Flesh Under Skin
81. Eric's Trip - Allergic to Love
82. Spirit of the West - Political
83. Eight Seconds - Where's Beulah?
84. Blue Rodeo - Til I Am Myself Again
85. Daniel Lanois - The Maker
86. Trooper - Three Dressed Up as a Nine
87. Rough Trade - All Touch
88. Sarah Mclachlan - Steaming
89. Skinny Puppy - Assimilate
90. Chilliwack - My Girl
91. Prism - Armageddon
92. FM - Phasors on Stun
93. Shuffle Demons - Out of My House, Roach
94. Triumph - Lay It On the Line
95. Leyden Zar - Backstreet Girl
96. Jeff Healey - See the Light
97. Paul Janz - I Go to Pieces
98. Mystery Machine - Ride
99. Superfriendz - Karate Man
100. Northern Lights - Tears are Not Enough

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 14 December 2002 03:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't believe you had the nerve to put a National Velvet song in there.

I'd replace that one with Tristian Psionic's Red Dots.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 14 December 2002 04:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh we also need that Meryn Cadell song about the sweater.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 14 December 2002 04:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't believe I forgot Meryn...bah! I also can't believe that you scoured that whole list, and that you picked out National Velvet over, say, Kickaxe. I can't believe I forgot Orphan.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 14 December 2002 05:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, I was trying to be nice! But since you mention it, some of your song selections are mad (mad I tell you!) How could you choose THAT Lee Aaron song over say Metal Queen? She even had that one ballad that was better. BNL, you choose "The Old Apartment"? You Crazy!

You know I'm teasing - I agree with most of it, generally. 100 songs really isn't enough to cover everything good.

Question to all - does Steppenwolf count as Canadian?

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 14 December 2002 16:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lee Aaron is the only artist on my Power Hour compilation I can't listen to. Although if forced to choose, I suppose I'd have to agree that "Metal Queen" is less painful than "Whatcha Do . . ."

sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 14 December 2002 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just because you can't listen to it, doesn't mean it's not a classic song (err...). I hear she's a jazz singer now, but people still request Metal Queen. Poor Lee.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 14 December 2002 16:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Stephenwolf were indeed Canadian.
Can someone recommend a particularly good Buck 65 track? I'm serious about compiling and distributing a CD from some of this list but wouldn't know where to begin with him (them?).
As I said before:
102. Buck65 - The Cenutar
Its a him. He has another song about an xgf which is even better but the cd didnt have titles.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 14 December 2002 18:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I forgot to mention, in the case of instrumentals...
http://www.ncra.ca/CRTC/PublicNotice/2000-14.html (what is it)
http://www.ncra.ca/CRTC/PublicNotice/1997-42.html (just interesting)

But it is Cancon if...
It is an instrumental performance of a musical composition written or composed by a Canadian.
or
It is a performance of a musical composition that a Canadian has composed for instruments only.
In which cases MAPL be dammed.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 14 December 2002 18:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thanks, Noodles, for your last 2 posts. I scanned the page for Buck 65 but not hard enough obviously.

s woods, Saturday, 14 December 2002 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

scott, all I can say is only canadians would have doubts about the verifiable canadianness of a bunch of canadian musicians recording music in canada.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Saturday, 14 December 2002 21:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was just going through my cds (looking for a Styx album.. er) and came across Zuckerbaby. Listening to it now, "Heavy" is a pretty worthy pop rock single. I don't have their album, but I also remember liking the Walton's "Nothing is colder than you".

I found a Watchmen album in there too - I don't even remember buying it! I wonder, is "Stereo" as bad as I remember?

Kim (Kim), Monday, 16 December 2002 03:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Stereo" was godawful. Did the Waltons do "I Like It When You Treat Me Like Dirt"? I remember liking that.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 16 December 2002 03:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't know.

I'd like to note here - not everything I've nominated here equates with my favourite songs by said bands. Especially that Blue Rodeo one. I guess I'm trying to interpret 'classics' at least partially in the context of 'had impact and importance', hence why I feel like I can't ignore something as archetypal as "Try".

Incidentally, last night when I said that "The Flag" was my favourite BNL song I actually meant "Wrap Your Arms Around Me" - blame the beer!

Kim (Kim), Monday, 16 December 2002 03:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait, you have a Styx album? I don't have any Styx!

sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 16 December 2002 04:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

You can HAVE it.

Kim (Kim), Monday, 16 December 2002 04:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Didn't you claim "Brian Wilson" or at least someone did?

Dind't they?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 16 December 2002 14:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

dishrags - past is past
the hidden cameras - day is dawning
propagandhi - fuck the border

michie moi, Monday, 16 December 2002 18:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I think I said "Brian Wilson". That was just because I don't think the other one was ever released as a single. I have a semi-soft spot for the Bruce Cockburn cover too. That's such a great song - Bruce's version sounds so dated though. If only the Rheos had covered it instead!

Kim (Kim), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bruce Cockburn covered "Brian Wilson"? WEIRD WITH A BEARD, man.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

NOOOOOoooo I meant the BNL Bruce Cockburn cover silly!

Kim (Kim), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Crap - I didn't make much sense though did I? I meant that the BNL version of "lovers in a..." is nice enough, and I really love the original, but it sounds dated, so if only the Rheos had blah blah ablahhh! Better?

Kim (Kim), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'll actually go on record here and say that I thought that BNL's cover of "Lovers in a Dangerous Time" was appalling. I thought it robbed the original version of much of the sense of danger it was meant to convey by turning into a cutesy and boppy number instead.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, the video was a lot of that. The first half of the actual recording is pretty restrained, and is the part I like. The other reason I like it is because I never really *heard* the lyrics until it was quieted down like that, and I should also say that they're some of my favourite lyrics ever - hence the semi-soft spot.

Kim (Kim), Monday, 16 December 2002 23:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyway, I don't know why I'm justifying myself to someone who picked "The Old Apartment" instead!

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 00:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Because "The Old Apartment" is GREBT and you know it!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 00:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

two months pass...
Revive in honour of Canadian Music Week! Er, sort of. Way at the top of the thread I said I was going to make a comp using some of this stuff and it's done and it's great and I'd be happy to send a copy to anyone who made a suggestion here (well, let's say I can afford right now to send out about five or six). Send me an e-mail if you want one--first come, first served.

s woods, Saturday, 1 March 2003 06:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

D'oh! Canada -

Track Listing:
1 - Intro
2 - New York City (Demics)
3 - From New York to L.A. (Patsy Gallant)
4 - Africa (Thundermug)
5 - Hollywood (Streetheart)
6 - Get Up, Get Out, Move On (Fludd)
7 - Bye Bye Mon Cowboy (Mitsou)
8 - Nyet Nyet Soviet (BB Gabor)
9 - Je Cherche (Les Lutins)
10 - All the Things I Wasn't (Grapes of Wrath)
11 - Beautiful Second Hand Man (Ginette Reno)
12 - Big Town Boy (Shirley Matthews)
13 - Your Daddy Don't Know (Toronto)
14 - Tonite is a Wonderful Time (April Wine)
15 - Some Sing, Some Dance (Pagliaro)
16 - Sweet Thing (Goddo)
17 - Jack Hammer (Odds)
18 - Anna (Pure)
19 - I Beg Your Pardon (Kon-Kan)
20 - Even Grable (Treble Charger)
21 - Roxy Roller (Sweeney Todd)
22 - Rain Dance (Guess Who)
23 - Trees Lounge theme (Hayden)
24 - Surfin' on Heroin (Forgotten Rebels)

(I used a lot of the suggestions so thanks everyone...there's plenty for a part 2 someday.)

s woods, Saturday, 1 March 2003 06:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want one! I do, I do, I do! (email sent)

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 1 March 2003 07:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't believe we've gone this far without any mention of GINO VANELLI!

hey, and Chilliwack, Doug and the Slugs, DOA, Plumtree, Cowboy Junkies, Subhumans, Holly Cole, Kashtin...

derrick (derrick), Saturday, 1 March 2003 07:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Some of the highlights so far from CMW:
148. LeaderHosen Lucie - You Suck
149. Two Minute Miracles - Papa Was a Rodeo
150. King Cobb Steelie - Rational (I always forget just how damm good they are)

DOA, Junkies and Subhumans I thought were all mentioned.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 1 March 2003 07:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeh i saw king cobb steelie once a few years ago and i was duly impressed. i think whatsherface from crash vegas was doing some vocals for them that night.

(sorry - typing lowercase/one-handed because my cat is asleep on my left arm)

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 1 March 2003 07:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

michelle McAdorey? (AMG to the rescue)

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 1 March 2003 07:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

sleepin cats, natures space heaters.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 1 March 2003 07:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Michelle McAdorey put out one of my favourite albums ever(Whirl, in 2000), and promptly fell of the face of the nation. Where has she gone?

The last Crash Vegas album, Aurora, is absolutely fantastic, though their first two were unremarkable. Find Aurora, though, if you can.

derrick (derrick), Saturday, 1 March 2003 08:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I thought this was going to be about pop influenced by the group Can. (I'm an American: I can't find Canada on the map.)

Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 1 March 2003 14:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

You just go north from Philadelphia and eventually you'll stumble across a Tim Horton's.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 March 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thats New York state, but if your up state enough it was once Canada.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 1 March 2003 15:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

North goes on for a while, Mr. Noodles.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 March 2003 15:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Since you and Guy Chadwick aren't ignoring me, any chance you could find and post the cdr of cancon I sent with The Handsome Ned one? I gotta remeber what i have to hunt down now that Im in The Big Smoke.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 1 March 2003 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Killer Dwarfs in People Still Think About Them Shocker! Oh my god, they have a website even!

When I was a kid my Dad was good friends them, and they were at our house all the time. They were really nice to me, but they (and all my parents friends) had a problem with accidentally passing alcohol/drugs to children. I really thought they'd faded to obscurity. Well, I guess they have, more or less.

Alexis (Alexis), Saturday, 1 March 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

hold on here. how does a cd of can-pop contain 2 songs about new york and absolutely nothing about eskimos?

dyson (dyson), Saturday, 1 March 2003 19:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well The Demics single was named #1 Canadian Single of all time by the Chart poll back in 96 or so, hopefully this is the single version without all the traffic noises on the longer album cut.
Don't know the other one though.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 1 March 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

I actually hate that Patsy Gallant song. The melody is blatantly ripped off some old/trad. french song.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Plus, it just gives me the creeps.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 1 March 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Without "Boogie Woogie Dancing Shoes" by Claudja Barry, this compiled list is a joke.

Vic Funk, Sunday, 9 March 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

two weeks pass...
I nnow realized it was Salvador Dream I had mixed up Pure with in my mind. Sean did their AMG bio so he can pick a song if he remebers any that stand out.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 28 March 2003 20:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

four months pass...
I don't think you can omit "Vivre sur video/Living on video" by Trans-X.

Seb, Sunday, 10 August 2003 23:12 (twenty years ago) link

BB Gabor "Nyet Nyet Soviet"
Burton 'Ric Ocasek' Cummings "Fine State of Affairs"
Subhumans "Fuck You"

dave q, Sunday, 10 August 2003 23:35 (twenty years ago) link

TS: Dan Hill vs Joey Gregorash

dave q, Sunday, 10 August 2003 23:44 (twenty years ago) link

What about "Come to me" by France Joli and "Babe, we're gonna love tonight" by Lime, both canadian dance/disco classics.

And I still like "No such thing" by Annette Ducharme, "Julian" by Alta Moda and "At the feet of the moon" by the Parachute Club (horrible name, though).

Seb, Monday, 11 August 2003 00:00 (twenty years ago) link

I really like aspects of "at the feet of the moon", but it has such glaring faults - bah. Someone ought to cover it and fix it up.

I somehow never realised that Trans-X song was CanCon. It's great though.

Kim (Kim), Monday, 11 August 2003 02:34 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...
From the olde olde Chart Top 100 Canadian albums of all time:

1. Sloan - Twice Removed = 4.5
2. Neil Young - Harvest = 4.5
3. Joni Mitchell - Blue = 5
4. Tragically Hip - Up To Here = 4.5
5. Rheostatics - Whale Music = 3 [!!!!!!!!!!!!]
6. Tragiaclly Hip - Fully Completely - 4.5
7. Neil Young - After The Goldrush = 5
8. The Band - Music From The Big Pink = 5
9. Cowboy Junkies - Trinty Sessions = 4.5 [!!]
10. Lowest of the Low - Shakespear My Butt = 2.5 [!!!?!!!]
11. SARAH McLachlan - Fumbling Towards Ecstasy = 4.5
12. Neil Young - Rust Never Sleeps = 5
13. KD Lang - Ingenue = 4
14. Neil Young - Tonight's The Night = 5
15. Rush - Moving Pictures = 4.5
16. Rheostatics - Melvile = 4
17. Slow - Against The Glass = 4.5
18. Sloan - Smeared = 3 [!!!]
19. Leonard Cohen - Im Your Man = 4.5
20. Nomeansno - Wrong = 4.5

Other noteables:
21. Teenage Head - Frantic City = Not reviewed.
28. Doughboys - Whatever = 3
35. Eric's Trip - Love Tara = 3
42. Art Bergmann - Sexual Rolette = Not Even Review.
50. 13 Engines - Perpetual Motion Machine = 3
67. Circle C - S/t = 2
77. Art Bergmann - What Fresh Hell Is This = Not Reviewed
80. Hardsip Post - Somebody Spoke = 3
88. Bob Wiseman - In Her Dream: Bob Wiseman Sings Wrench Tuttle = 3
90. Art Bergmann - Crawl With Me = Not reviewed
94. Art Bergmann - S/t = Not Reviewed
98. Pluto - Cool Way to Feel = Not even a release date.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...
Chart sez they're doing the 25 worst Canadian songs in their September issue. Here's the 5 worst(http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2004/09/0105.cfm):

1. Bootsauce "Everyone's A Winner"
It seems a touch disingenuous to declare a Hot Chocolate cover the worst Canadian song ever, but the damn thing won a Best Dance Recording Juno in '92, so if the good Juno folks can honour it, we can surely provide our own special salutation as well.

2. Alannah Myles "Black Velvet"
A favourite amongst women who try too hard to be sexy and ultimately look like twats.

3. Crash Test Dummies "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"
Brad Robert's tale, sung in his obnoxious bass vocals will only get him one thing, a place on this list.

4. Barenaked Ladies "One Week"
The chorus is bad enough, but BNL really embarrass themselves with that stupid rap. "I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss?" Please.

5. Loverboy "Lovin' Every Minute Of It"
This song was so carefully calculated to appeal to the broadest range of vanilla heshers, its transparency couldn't help but backfire on the band.


Vic Funk, Thursday, 2 September 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

1 and 5 omg so OTM. 2-4 meh but not worthy.

Kim (Kim), Friday, 3 September 2004 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link

2-4 are the only ones I ever actually have to deal with and I hate them so. Never even heard 5, haven't heard 1 in about a decade.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 3 September 2004 04:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Kim, you're crazy. "One Week" is fucking awful, and Crash Test Dummies really needed to be slammed into a barricade for "Mmm mmm mmmm mmm". The Loverboy song was pretty terrible, but that Bootsauce song was mild at best. So many worse songs they did. Like "Love Monkey #9" for example. They deserved to be on the list simply for calling an album Sleeping Bootie.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 14:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyways, April Wine's cover of "You Could Have Been A Lady" is pretty rockin', so that negates the awfulness of Bootsauce & therefore karmically realigns Canada, as far as Hot Chocolate goes.

Can-Pop classic: The Bells' "Stay Awhile". Dunno if Ned's familiar w/this song (it hit #7 in the U.S. in '71), but I can't describe how madly I would LOVE to hear MBV cover this song! It would shatter the heavens.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Can-Pop classic: The Bells' "Stay Awhile"

This song always reminds me of Twin Peaks.

Vic Funk, Tuesday, 14 September 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

how did I manage to confuse Bootsauce and Fishbone for years and years? i hear Fishbone used to be tolerable.

Also I know it risks disqualification for still getting play on The Edge, but Killjoys "Today I Hate Everyone" is pretty classic pop IMHO.

Dave M. (rotten03), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:04 (nineteen years ago) link

No, no, that song is fabulous. It's also the only one by them I think I'll ever remember, despite listening to that first album endlessly when we had it as a play copy in our record store.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:52 (nineteen years ago) link

The only one I remember by them is. . . um. . . "The Good In Everyone"? No, that was Sloan. . . "Any Day Now" - that's the Killjoys, right?

[That wasn't poetic licence. Those were my actual thought processes as I typed.)

sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I must be the bizarro-Kim, because I like 1 and 5, and hate 2,3,4 with a passion.

This is a timely revival because just yesterday on the Celine Dion thread I ranked Celine above BNL and Crash Test Dummies.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Good man.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Remember the beginning of the video for "Black Velvet" -- right before she starts singing, the camera pans from her boots up to her face?

The moment it reaches her face is the ugliest moment in music video history.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 20:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Geez Sean, I just rejoined the thread with your response post there (having forgotten what I said that prompted it) and I actually had to scroll up to confirm that I, IN NO WAY said that 2-4 are good or likeable.

As for the Bootsauce, mercifully I do not remember any of their other songs at all. This means that it was just the ONE horrible song that caused such trauma to my psyche - hence it is deserving.

Re: the Loverboy one also deserving its dishonour, all I'm gonna say is that 2-4 don't have washed up Three's Company actresses tarting themsleves around in their videos, now do they? And don't go trying the "but that's what made it!" line. This isn't 1997 you know.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:20 (nineteen years ago) link

It was the relativity that did you in there. Also note that I said that Loverboy song was terrible. Even without the video.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Barry said he liked it though. Must be the influence of the Creemore.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Ou sont tout les artistes Francophones? Peut-etre ce n'est pas une classique mais j'aime beaucoup "1990" (mille neuf cent quatre-vingt dix) par Jean Leloup et la Sale Affaire.

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 05:02 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...
Could it be you boys are a little bit.......äh......strange ??? Look @ www.sinister-urge.com

Michael "Cooper" Breddermann, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh i forgot. I need the lyrics of "These Days Are Old" by Spookey Ruben. I can`t find it in Germany. Thanx.

Michael "Cooper" Breddermann, Wednesday, 29 December 2004 22:43 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Hello.

Keep you language clean eh.


Just one comment for now.

I remember Bootsauce "Every One's A Winner" was not written by them.
It's was done by another artist. So I don't think that should be listed.

Triopstor, Saturday, 29 April 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...

Stop The Music - Body Electric
West Coast Woman - Painter
Alaskan Shuffle - Bongo Fury
Dunrobin's Gone - Brave Belt
Peaceman's Farm - Noah

johnnyrock, Friday, 10 September 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

wow... not only had i totally forgotten this song existed (i remember hearing it on the radio a lot?) but i had no idea it was by Christopher Ward.

"So Long Baby Jane"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A4WOUJs3kY

Kim, Saturday, 9 October 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

five years pass...

"I'm AN Adult Now" I mean... gah!

In one of those "we're in Canada now!" moments, this song came on the radio when I was approaching the Canadian border a week ago. It always frustrates me because I feel like it's supposed to say something either funny or insightful about aging and maturing but it never does. I still like "Hard to Laugh", though.

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Friday, 3 June 2016 05:05 (seven years ago) link

Just In Case You Wonder The Ugly Ducklings
Shadows of Your Mind The Plastic Cloud
Going To the City Bent Wind

Stevolende, Friday, 3 June 2016 09:05 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Somehow I never knew this was Canadian. I had assumed it was by a California psychedelic band. According to Allmusic, it was a huge hit in Japan!

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Monday, 5 September 2016 02:40 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I came across that song via that Oh! What a Feeling Juno compilation from the mid 90s.

MarkoP, Monday, 5 September 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

tpoh

I played Love Junk on Spotify yesterday, feeling nostalgic for the singles. It has its moments for straight-ahead pop-rock, apparently. Produced by Rundgren! I only just got what the chorus of "Hard to Laugh" was probably describing:

Hard to laugh, when you know that she's been cheating
Had her hands around him and she's been giving it a beating

In my defence, I was 9 when it was released.

My Body's Made of Crushed Little Evening Stars (Sund4r), Friday, 23 December 2016 00:57 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

Had an urge to hear some Leslie Spit Treeo--a fabulous Toronto folky alt.rock band from the 90s--this afternoon, but my CDs are currently in another city, and I though there was no way I was going to find them streaming anywhere. Surprise, surprise--their debut album, Don't Cry Too Hard (1990), is actually on Apple Music. Not my very favourite album of theirs--that would be 1996's sprawling 2CD masterwork Chocolate Chip Cookies (also their final album)--but they never made a bad record in their brief career. Two album highlights, both on YouTube, are the expansive "UFO" and--sadly, timely--their raucous cover of John Prine's "Angel From Montgomery."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Pb-5dWSn8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGbFD5dZbWY

Maria Edgelord (cryptosicko), Sunday, 26 April 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

I was going to add Bourben Tabernacle Choir and The Rheostatics cover of Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere but wanted to see how long we could stay Neiless.


Replying 21 years too late, but this track is deathless. Finally (along with the rest of their discography) on streaming! https://open.spotify.com/track/13cpvUyVd8v9C3yYi2EnD3?si=zG8cNMopQn6KUmE48nymew

The land of dreams and endless remorse (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 14:37 (one year ago) link

Spoon, I'm So Green, Moonshake, I Want More, Half Past One, Mushroom...uhh maybe some others?? love this band but I don't think I could name 100 songs by them period

frogbs, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 15:12 (one year ago) link

Didn't realize this thread was started by my friend...So yes, this could be the nominating thread when the time comes for the poll. I'll try to get a mod to modify the title.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 15:18 (one year ago) link

i'm already curating a list in my head

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 19:33 (one year ago) link

I contributed a list to this book a few years ago:

https://i.cbc.ca/1.2070846.1381901652!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/original_1180/top-100-singles-cover.jpg

Here's the full list of 100 songs:

https://www.thestar.com/entertainment/music/2010/10/02/the_whole_100single_list.html

I'm guessing I probably have no use for at least half the list, but it's a starting point.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 20:15 (one year ago) link

They really tied themselves in knots making the list "singles only", since the only place "Hallelujah" was released as a single was in France, as a b-side, which is where it made approximately 0% of its impact as a song. The 100 Canadian albums book introduced me to Harmonium at least.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 20:33 (one year ago) link

I like that they've got Teenage Head and the Demics and the Ugly Ducklings on there; no Haunted, though.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 20:59 (one year ago) link

Wow, 20 years ago ilx (and probably irl) me was annoying. I stand by some of my nominations though.

Kim, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:07 (one year ago) link

Kim! Hope you vote.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:14 (one year ago) link

Motion to have The Kings' "This Beat Goes On / Switchin' to Glide" counted as a single track? The only time I've ever heard them separated is the latter's appearance on Rhino's Just Can't Get Enough series (the Mersereau lists it correctly).

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:42 (one year ago) link

I think they're treated as one song on the radio, no?

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:51 (one year ago) link

Yeah. Only mentioned because I saw "Switchin' to Glide" listed by itself way upthread (actually, it was listed as "slip into glide" but someone immediately corrected that).

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:53 (one year ago) link

In the next few days, I'll start inputting songs mentioned here and songs from the Star list into a spreadsheet. To get a link to the spreadsheet at the top of the thread, though, I'll have to start a new thread.

NOW did a Canadian list 15 years ago or thereabouts, but I can't remember if it was albums or songs--albums, probably.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 21:58 (one year ago) link

Another list:

https://indie88.com/the-top-150-canadian-songs-of-all-time/

I hope no one here is Alan Cross, because I want to say "God, I think that's Alan Cross's station."

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 22:00 (one year ago) link

I hope no one here is Alan Cross either.

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 22:07 (one year ago) link

I'll outline this later, but the qualifying criterion will be simple: either you were born in Canada or you weren't. Doesn't matter if you moved to L.A. when you were six months old and struck it rich there later in life, or if you were born in New York and left for Nova Scotia to do the same (the story of approximately no one). Neil Young is Canadian, Ronnie Hawkins is not. And it's the performer of the song--no complicated Cancon loopholes for producer/songwriter/whatever.

Bands are trickier. What do prospective voters think? If half or more of the band are Canadian, that counts?

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:24 (one year ago) link

Is half or more of The Band Canadian?

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:27 (one year ago) link

Will it go round in circles...4/5, I think--easy call.

clemenza, Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:28 (one year ago) link

Sorry, I'm being a smartass. I say that rule works.

niall horanburger (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:30 (one year ago) link

I'm a lot more likely to vote for Skip Spence than K'naan, but some people might not like to see immigrants sidelined.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 2 March 2023 00:20 (one year ago) link

Sorry if it sounds like I'm trying to put a stick in the spokes every time you make a decision.

Halfway there but for you, Thursday, 2 March 2023 00:38 (one year ago) link

Skip Spence qualifies--born in Windsor (actually didn't know that till right now). So...I'm missing the problem there.

clemenza, Thursday, 2 March 2023 01:18 (one year ago) link

Isn't it still in effect?

https://crtc.gc.ca/eng/info_sht/r1.htm

It seems antiquated in an internet world, but I don't make music for a living; my friend at SOCAN says it's still necessary.

clemenza, Thursday, 2 March 2023 04:36 (one year ago) link

I was slightly acquainted with your friend, don't know if he would remember me.

There were a few funny stories about the MAPL designation, like Bootsauce pretending they recorded their album at a non-existent Canadian studio rather than one in the States so that their Hot Chocolate cover would qualify.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 3 March 2023 15:58 (one year ago) link

Send me board email, Halfway, I'll let Howard know.

God, Bootsauce--did I ever loathe them. Our own Red Hot Chili Peppers, but (somehow) exponentially worse.

clemenza, Friday, 3 March 2023 19:11 (one year ago) link

I thought this thread was going to be about songs that sample the sound of cans being popped opened.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 3 March 2023 19:25 (one year ago) link

I might open the poll up to that interpretation, just so I can vote for Basehead's "Ode to My Favorite Beer."

clemenza, Friday, 3 March 2023 21:06 (one year ago) link

Also "The Beer Hunter" by Bob and Doug McKenzie fits both definitions.

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 3 March 2023 21:09 (one year ago) link

I think I just stumbled onto the patron saint of this poll: Dave Madden, who played Ruben Kincaid on The Partridge Family. If I ever did I know he was Canadian--born in Sarnia--I'd completely forgotten.

clemenza, Friday, 3 March 2023 21:23 (one year ago) link

Will get this up and running in a week or two, once they're counting down the country poll. I thought I was finished working for the year, but at the last minute the union bumped my supply-teaching ceiling to 95 days again. Gifted multi-tasker that I am, I'll still go forward; it may mean, when it comes time for the results, that they won't be posted on consecutive days. Should be okay otherwise.

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:22 (one year ago) link

You're going to have to have the results vetted by one of your classes.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 15 March 2023 21:28 (one year ago) link

Only if we relocate to whatever social-media site they're using now. (I won't even say TikTok, which I assume is yesterday's news.)

I should mention that I'll be invoking the Mel Brooks Rule for the poll, meaning that everyone from all corners of the world is encouraged to participate, but making fun of Canadians or Canada will only be permitted if you're Canadian yourself and can produce, on request, official documentation. Anyone not in compliance will be expelled.

clemenza, Thursday, 16 March 2023 01:27 (one year ago) link

oh shi

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 March 2023 02:15 (one year ago) link

j/k i would never

mookieproof, Thursday, 16 March 2023 02:16 (one year ago) link


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