Shania Twain's Ramones T-shirt: C/D?

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I don't think it's any huge secret that I'm not a huge Shania Twain fan...well, maybe it is here, but people that know me know I don't care for her at all. I mean, I'm not particularly religious, but even I know that releasing a CD single called "God Bless the Child" about the baby Jesus and then plastering the back cover with a photo of Shania straddling the back of a couch like she's looking for some action is...well, wrong and tasteless. So I already had my hate-on for her, and then I noticed that some promotional posters that have just gone up in certain subway stops here in Toronto, to promote her new album UP (and oh how cute, the U is a smiley face) features her wearing a ripped up Ramones t-shirt specially defaced to draw attention towards her breasts. Well, fab.

It's probably the most jarring example I know of an artist wearing a t-shirt in such a calculated way (although if I recall correctly someone else here once posted about Madonna wearing some heavy metal t-shirt...Motorhead, I think). See, I remember seeing one of the Indigo Girls wearing a Husker Du T back in the day and I didn't mind that at all. This bugs the crap out of me, though, and I don't know why. How badly am I over-reacting?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 02:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

even I know that releasing a CD single called "God Bless the Child" about the baby Jesus and then plastering the back cover with a photo of Shania straddling the back of a couch like she's looking for some action is...well, wrong and tasteless.

Bitch stole my idea for my first single. Shit. Seriously, that's fantastic, Shania is my new favorite artist ever.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 02:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Because you know living in Sudbury being miss popular she probably didnt listen to the Ramones or ever hear of them till her fashion co-ordinator paid for by the label though it would increase her young hip appeal right up there with appearing naked in Maxim magazine.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

You should have called in to that MMM Shania Live show tonight and asked her yourself. Also - I know it's unlikely, but do you know for a fact that she's NOT an actual Ramones fan?

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't see there being too many punk fans back in the day in Sudbury.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Damm it, now Im determined to dig to the bottum of this like a young Nardwuar

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe she found them in her dad...er, husband's record collection.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Right. No punk fans in Sudbury. Or in Brandon, Manitoba for that matter. ;)

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well there weren't many in Sydney or Springhill the only other towns with huge holes in them that I know.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now that's a terrible thing to say about Shania!

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does this look like a Ramones Fan to you?
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc100/c102/c10260v8ulq.jpg

This is who she looks like a fan of, with that cover:
http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc000/c047/c047981q3s6.jpg

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://epguides.com/KimPossible/cast.jpg

Kim Quiz

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

All I have to say is that basing one's idea of who someone is a fan of based on looks is a very ill sport indeed.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, you're right. I guess it was just an excuse to do a cover connection again. I am so terrible.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Remember what I was saying on that record stores thread about people sometimes looking at me like I don't belong there? This is exactly what I was taking about.

(or in other words - what Ally said)


In reality, I see what you're saying - but you know, this isn't the way to say it.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I only got to 300 on that quiz! I'll have to see more episodes of the show to establish the proper cred. Damn.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I again offer myself up for slicing and dicing. I still question whether she's a Ramones fan, though. =)

I only got 200 on that quiz. Even more reason I suck tonight.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 03:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

For what it's worth - Chart Attack agrees with you.

http://www.chartattack.com/damn/2002/10/0706.cfm

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 04:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can we get a picture of ST in Ramones garb?

jm, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

The new one's great except for the lyrics. A vocoder on country radio. Cockteasing a decepticon in the video. Roxx!

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 06:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

maybe she is wearing it for that sexy trashy young (ish) thing look? i.e. the same as straddling the couch looking for some trailer park action after singing in the church choir about the baby jesus?

doom-e, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

joey is the nu-white trash jesus.

doom-e, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 08:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

At least she's not singing AC/DC covers.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 08:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why is it hard to believe that she likes the Ramones? Not like they're obscure or inaccessible (even in Sudbury). Also, why would a Ramones T-shirt help your cachet with a young crowd?

sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 11:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I was going to say Dud until I read:
her wearing a ripped up Ramones t-shirt specially defaced to draw attention towards her breasts.

Now I think further research is in order.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex In NYC to thread!

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 12:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

come on, folks! haven't you ever heard that great ramones classic 'shania is a punk rocker'?! sean, it's funny you mention emily from the indigo girls wearing a husker du tee on the 'nomads, indians, saints' record - it was precisely what compelled me to buy it in the first place, and i retain a fondness for it (and for the indigo girls generally) even though it's a squillion miles away from the huskers musically. who knows, maybe this is her first tentative step towards a musical renaissance. maybe she's planning a record of throbbing gristle covers as we type. now wouldn't that be something...

angelo (angelo), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

this has bugged me for years so i hope someone can confirm or deny, but i've always been convinced that in the very first new kids on the block video (the right stuff?), one of them is wearing a bauhaus 'bela lugusi's dead' t-shirt.

is this correct - and if so why?

adam b (adam b), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I remember that video/shirt. I still don't know why they dressed him that way.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

why= cz bauhaus rock!!

i am a ramones fan = i wz a ramones fan ever since i wz born?? maybe she only heard the ramones after she left sudbury? if "sudbury taste" is all that defines her, why wd she ever have left it? snooker player steve davies is a top fan of magma, but he doesn't play snooker in a magma-like fashion (sadly)

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Right. Bauhaus = rock. New Kids wearing Bauhaus shirt yeilds NKoTB = rock via shirttails.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

the steve davis/magma thing is just too good to be true. did you see his all time top three records in the observer sports magazine?

number one was a really obscure nothern soul floor-filler

number two was something by magma

and number three was.....it's too good, but it's true! 'snooky loopy nuts are we'.

the man is pure class.

adam b (adam b), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 13:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Timmins, Ontario != Sudbury but still another place in Northern Ontario I wish I haven't been to.

Problem is, she's clad in a skin-tight Ramones T-shirt, re-stitched in that ever-popular single-shoulder-strap Jane Of The Jungle style. Shania Twain in a freakin' Ramones shirt!

This is even worse then Britney in a school girl uniform.
I fear for radio in this country next year.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

steve davis likes magma!!!

you learn something here every day.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

alex higgins, by contrast, will listen only to 'operation mindcrime' by queensryche.

it is thought that this gave added edge to their fierce rivalry on the green baize.

adam b (adam b), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is even worse then Britney in a school girl uniform.

no, it's just less good.

michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

I seem to remember Steve Davis actually paid to put on a Magma gig in London several years ago.

Rumours that Chas & Dave were going to be the support proved unfounded....

James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 14:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dear Mr Noodles,

in regard to your timmins comment - i have one question - AND STILL THINK THAT AFTER GOING TO HAMILTON FOR THE SWEARING AT MOTORISTS SHOW. I USED TO LIVE IN HAMMER-ROCK (HOME OF THE ROCK). IT IS LIKE BEING STUCK IN A BON JOVI/DAVID LYNCH NIGHTMARE WITH WORSE MUSIC THAN THE DARKNESS! YIKES!

if shania can get some mor freaks into ramones - good, thing, surely.

canada must be the home of the rabid joey ramone fan.

doom-e, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, it'd be good for the ramones. why would it matter to anyone else?

adam b (adam b), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

its a t shirt. big deal. is she a fan? you hear one song youve heard them all, and thats a good thing. would joey give a hoot? i doubt it. sheesh, its the ramones not reich.

kephm, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey I got relatives in that town, okay their all nuts or moved up the hill, nothing like driving over the Skyway at night to see the fire coming out of the smokestacks.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

SHE DIES NOW!!!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Didn't I post a whole thread about this? Ah yes, here `tis:

Band T-shirt Etiquette

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now do you see? Do you see!

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

What?

Graham (graham), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Regardless of the shirt, Shinia Twain must die before this country, and most of the states must suffer with dooot doot doot doo I Feel Like a Lady dooot dooot doo all over again! Line dancing will become acceptable and possibly popular again.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

She looks awful in it. That's the saving grace, she looks just horrendous. She can't do anything right: everything she touches turns middle-of-the-road. I don't care how she sells, she's just waaay off base.

matt riedl (veal), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's always good to know that you're here to provide the moderate position, Mr. N.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's always good to know that you're here to provide the moderate position, Mr. N.

I never put my hand up for that job. There are a few things that push my buttons and two of them are Bluegrass and 'New Country'.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Good old Shania.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Good point, Matt -- she doesn't even look convincing, let alone good, in it. Ick!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

At the very least, you're not as extreme as someone else I know (who may be reading this) who always used to say about musical artists he particularly disliked: "xxxxxx needs to die horribly in a fire." I don't know whether that would apply to Shania here; if he's reading this maybe he could confirm this fact if he feels like being that extreme on a public forum.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Next thing you know, Faith Hill will be taping a scrap of a Sex Pistols t-shirt across her nipples to one-up Shania.

Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't you mean "ribs", Nicole? Faith is so emaciated I wouldn't be surprised if her body had ingested its own nipples for sustenance.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

mr noodles are you going to see racebannon in hamilton - they are playing the underground (hamilton, the only place where you can go christmas shopping and watch people sniff glue openly - oh the freedom. momus would get his ass kicked in hamilton within seconds, though, he would appreciate the decadence destruction).

i miss hamilton. it was more surreal than london!

doom-e, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

it would be cool if shania played the crazy injun bar - the only place wehre i walked by twice at two in hte morning on seperate occassions to see a beer bottle flinging it's way out of the front plate glass window and somebody stumbling out holding their bloodied head and calling me faggot.

(may i remark, this was on two seperate occassions)


oh....i'm getting homesick now!

doom-e, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

if shania came stumbling out of the crazy injun wearing the ramones t-shirt, or it was shredded because she was in a cat fight at the crazy injun, you would be saying a different story!

doom-e, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

she could have been attacked during her encore of snowbird at the crazy injun ... well ... you never know, the rips of the t-shirt might be real!

doom-e, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 16:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Judging by the background of that picture, she's still in Switzerland, so I doubt that very much.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't care either way because the ramones were shit.

here's hoping she wears a radiohead t-shirt next.

Canada unfortunately seems to have quite a few ramones fans. pity.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Eh, that picture's anti-climatic; I thought it would be a Ramones t-shirt, with the band and all, but it's just the symbol- no reason to get all worked up about THAT, she pro'lly has no idea who the band are and just thought it was a nifty logo. Which it is.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 17:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh the freedom. momus would get his ass kicked in hamilton within seconds, though, he would appreciate the decadence destruction).

If Brian Eno can record an album in Hamilton so could Momus. The eye patch would just be an assumed over eager Ti Cats fan injury.

racebannon in hamilton

Well now that I am without access to a car, no.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 18:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

That picture is hottt. Classic!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 12 November 2002 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think Faith Hill looks nice.

jm, Tuesday, 12 November 2002 22:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

If Brian Eno can record an album in Hamilton so could Momus. The eye patch would just be an assumed over eager Ti Cats fan injury.

true, true, if only we could keep him away from crazy deals (with appropriate backwards z) and buying a sparkly eye patch.

Momus: Why, this eye patch is fantastical, I shall busk my new song, in celebration *singing* 'My eyepatch is a penis...OOOoOOOOooOOOoOO....'

TiCat Fan: Faggot.....*punches Momus in the eye*

Momus: I am Marquis de sade and will come over your town in sweet revenge.

I still like the idea that the t-shirt was ripped up in a bar brawl in hamilton ....

doom-e, Wednesday, 13 November 2002 07:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hold up - erase all my previous posts. I forgot, I LOVE IT when Sean gets cranky! I should be encouraging him. Boo Shania - you acid-wash Zellers brand wench you! Boo!

Kim (Kim), Thursday, 14 November 2002 02:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

That picture is hottt. Classic!

You're a sick man, Sterling.

Dan's comment is far too evil to be allowed to live. I love it that much. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 November 2002 09:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

gets cranky?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 14 November 2002 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

isn't the smokestack in sudbury the tallest in the world? they have a neutrino detecter there as well.

keith (keithmcl), Thursday, 14 November 2002 18:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

They also have the largest nickel. But Timmins has jack.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 14 November 2002 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let this thread be our standard, our pennant.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 14 November 2002 19:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Least none of us have been inquiring about her wooden leg.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 14 November 2002 19:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

two months pass...
Oh yes she does.

http://www.lastplanetojakarta.com/shania.jpg

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Now at last the truth comes out.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/jaz/jaz86scream.jpg

YOU DIE NOW, NED RAGGETT!!!!!

Jaz Coleman, Friday, 17 January 2003 04:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd bet everything I own that Shania wasn't a Ramones fan growing up, but its entirely possible that she discovered them later in life - either by herself, through her husband or other industry friends. Its reasonable to assume that musicians (in her case I use the term lightly) like a variety of music and probably look for stuff far removed from what they do. A good friend of mine is in a metal band and he's come to equate metal with work so when he's at home he barely listens to anything even close to metal sounding.

Its also equally possible that a wardrobe consultant said "Wear this, its cool." I suspect this might be true because of the location these adds appeared in...they were targeted to specific areas (in Toronto atleast) and weren't used (that I've seen) outside of the once punk rock now trendy yet fashionable Queen Street West area of town and at the various subway stops near U of T.

I seriously doubt that its an attempt to win over young Ramones fans, but it could appeal to an older person who stopped following music years ago...the shirt reminding them of their youth, while Shania presenting the 'now'. Its the kinda of thing that could sucker 35-40 year olds who stopped buying albums years ago into re-entering the music buying market. "Shania likes the Ramones? So did I when I was young...maybe I'll give her another listen." Let's face it, atleast 50% (minimum!) of her audience is made up of people who never would have considered buying a country album before she came out.

Wow, I've put way too much thought and effort into Shania and her shirt.

CretanBull (CretanBull), Friday, 17 January 2003 06:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

welcome to ILM, CretanBull!

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 17 January 2003 07:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/jaz/jaz140.JPG

I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS, JOhn DARLELLE

Jaz Raving Mad Coleman (vassifer), Friday, 17 January 2003 08:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

SHnia TwAin iz prrty

Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Friday, 17 January 2003 08:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

welcome to ILM, CretanBull!

Why thank you :o) I kinda dove right in and haven't introduced myself yet....I think there's a thread for that!


CretanBull (CretanBull), Friday, 17 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

So Alex, that first picture -- that is Alice Cooper with a haircut, yes? ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 17 January 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it too late for Shania to do "Fall of Because" mix of her new album where the choruses all suddenly become crunchy-guitar/tribal-drum throwdowns? let's hope not

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Friday, 17 January 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know, it's not like it's her Ramones shirt, just like Justin Timberland didn't really own that MC5 shirt he was wearing on the VIBE cover. Photo shoot fashion advisors are to blame.

Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 18 January 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

what about that smut from atomic kitten and her velvet underground t shirt? (sorry if someone already mentioned it, but my attention span won't let me read an entire thread about shania twain's ramones t shirt)

di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 18 January 2003 08:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://images.mp3.com/rollingstone/content/2875/Images/00316884.jpg
..I have nothing against Shania as a pop singer, but why was she photographed at CBGB? What's the connection/relevance ?


dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 20 January 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

(although if I recall correctly someone else here once posted about Madonna wearing some heavy metal t-shirt...Motorhead, I think). See, I remember seeing one of the Indigo Girls wearing a Husker Du T back in the day and I didn't mind that at all.
Madonna wearing Motorhead == Calculated and deliberate.
Indigo Girls Wearing Husker Du == Completely acceptable. Some gut instinct tells me that the Indigo Girls actually DU listen to Husker Du, and they probably bought the T-shirt themselves with their own money when they went to a Husker Du concert.
Madonna/Twain, on the other hand, probably told one of her handlers to go out and find her a T-shirt that was "counter-intuitive"

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

The basic stupidity on this endless thread is the assumption that people who make music can only like music similar to the stuff they make. If I made music it would probably end up as scratchy glitchy indie-tronica - that would not mean I liked Missy Elliot or Sugababes any less because they sounded nothing like that.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, but what T-shirt would you wear to your Photo-ops!?

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

An enormous potato sack.

People wear clothes to express themselves and send messages and maybe surprise people shockah!

Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't think it's an issue of musicians only being able to like music similar to their own, Tom. Shania has admitted in interviews that she used to listen to a radio station growing up where they played country, pop and rock side by side, because the town was so small that they could only manage one radio station (or something like that). I know that kind of environment totally, because I grew up in a town just like that, where you'd hear Glen Campbell followed by, oh, Thin Lizzy. So there's no doubt in my mind that Shania's love of music other than what she started out (pretty standard country pop) is real.

I think my basic gripe here (and my position has been softened quite a bit since my initial reaction and post, because someone pointed out to me that Shania wearing a punk band's t-shirt pissing me off basically = punk, because punk is supposed to piss people off, right?) is that there's a real disconnection between Shania Twain and the Ramones, and that yes, it does seem hyper-calculated. That AC/DC shirt above I can definitely see with her small-town background (oh and the fact that her husband produced the album in question on the shirt). I have no problem with Shania liking things other than her own genre, but there's still something about this that smacks of image consultant or desperate cred-grabbing.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah but Tom be that as it may (i.e. I don't expect a guy wearing a Black Flag T-shirt to necessarily have a mohawk, blow snot rockets at passers-by, etc) you know as well as everybody else that the likelihood of Shania/Madonna/name-yr-giant-pop-icon picking their own clothes for their photoshoot = very near zero, and discussing what photographers/designers are trying to convey by (for example) putting Shania in the dressing room of CBGG's = fair game, no?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would love to be proven wrong, by the way, and have Shania tell us exactly how much she loves the Ramones. Shania to thread!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 20 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah John I quite agree (actually not abt Madonna who I suspect exerts a LOT of control over what she wears) - my position isn't 'leave off Shania'* it's a complaint that the discussion about the messages etc is really one-dimensional, just based on "Shania can't like the Ramones!!". I think it's pretty inevitable that the iconography of New York punk would be latched onto by other people given that the scene has been treated with so much reverence over the years - the message being if you don't want people messing around with your memories, don't turn them into a tourist attraction.

*though there is a lot more interesting stuff to say about her than this - putting out 3 versions of the same album is both amazingly cynical and artistically significant in terms of a big mainstream artist demolishing the idea of the 'original version'.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes Tom you are so right -- not to drag my music-self too much into this but it took several years for me to persuade people that I listen to heavy metal because I like heavy metal and as recently as Friday afternoon I was asked by an interviewer "So what's the fascination with heavy metal?" -- as if, since I play mainly acoustic guitar, it's a given that I'd wanna mainly listen to people playing stuff that I already know how to play and that sounds like stuff I'd be able to write myself

I think there are bigger questions about the culture of celebrity being raised with Shania and her Ramones T-shirt though -- a person who likes Shania might well enjoy the Ramones (or the Subhumans, which would have been a much savvier choice of T-shirt I must say) but in the rarefied air of unimaginable wealth like that enjoyed by Shania, doesn't it seem like the ability to process the data of the outside world gets compromised, or the nature of how it's done changes considerably? What I mean is: sure, Celine Dion could like any kind of music...but isn't it kind of difficult to imagine her listening to any kind of music at all?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

I suspect if Celine Dion came out wearing a Subhumans or Ramones T-Shirt, the grey-haired old fogeys who listen to her music wouldn't even know who those shirts referred to.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I suspect Frank Kogan knows exactly who they are.

I think probably the wealthier you are the bigger the chances of your enjoying *everything*, not nothing - whether you enjoy it in the same way or in more of a 'diverting novelty' sense I don't know, not being incredibly wealthy.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Interesting theory, Tom. Lets both become fabulously and obscenely wealthy so we can see if it "changes" us.
To do this experiment right, you have to have handlers and image consultants. And I'll just hire a masseuse and butler. (I'm the control group, y'see.)

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not sure I agree with Tom's hypothesis; it would seem to me that more of the wealthier people I know tend to have far more restricted (read: refined) tastes, and tend to shut themselves off from a large chunk of *everything* because it doesn't fit into the lifestyle. If the theory was true, you'd be more likely to hear...oh, Danzig, whenever you went into a coffee shop in a wealthy neighborhood, instead of it always being Buena Vista Social Club or Enya.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think there's a distinction between the public face rich people/places present and what individual rich people might like or not like. Also I expect the percentage of rich people who don't care much about music at all anyway is the same as the percentage in every class, and public places like coffee shops cater to those.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is fascinating - but irrelevant.. just like Shania at CBGB. Sure, she has every right to be there & may in fact like Blondie enough to visit... but what does CBGB have to do with Shania Twain's music or image? What is the photographer trying to convey with that backdrop? It doesn't seem as if Shania or her fans would care about a dank dressing room - and non-fans wouldn't give the picture a second look.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

But if it doesnt matter then why does it matter to you Dave? It's just a location.

The photographer is trying to convey sleaziness - that nice Shania also has a dirrty side. It's not a very good picture so I wouldn't say it worked.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

It doesn't matter to me in that I'm offended.... I just don't get it.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

(that sentence has lousy grammar... sorry.)

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think the fact that it's CBGBs is just a little Easter-Egg in-joke for people who recognise it (I didn't). It's the ambience that's the intended effect.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 17:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Guess which ILMer offered up:
"2002 seemed to be the year that punk seemed to lose all meaning. Worst of all, Shania Twain had the nerve to wear a Ramones T-shirt (strategically torn to draw attention to her breasts) in promotional photos for her new ultrapolished crapload of an album. It's hard to believe that she's ever listened to the Ramones for fun; more likely it's something she found in her dad's... er, I mean her husband's record collection."
Answer found here.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 20 January 2003 22:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lordy! This thread certainly woke back up. Shit, I go away for a day or two and look at what I missed!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok fine, so it's all about advertising - promotion - all's fair, so long as it gets attention? This seems to be a common sentiment lately, and not just on ilm. The crux of the issue for me, and why I actually do sympathise with Sean's original postion on this thread (albeit deep down) is that it *does* seem to smack of manipulation rather than information. It's propaganda, essentially, and the idea of taking all such things at face value rather than asking questions or using the ol' critical eye - well, it feels a lot like giving in.

Kim (Kim), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think what bugs me Kim is that I feel like I've been benevolently manipulated into liking the Ramones via iconography and marketing ever since I became aware of punk, so funneling a bit of that manipulation towards Shania doesn't seem like compounding the crime too much.

(Also in any marketing exercise designed to appeal to/create a demographic, answering a strong "no" is as useful to Them and Their profiling as answering a strong "yes".)

Tom (Groke), Monday, 20 January 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

And THIS is why I hate marketing! The fact that even if you fight - they win! Bastards! Uh... except for you Tom. Of course. Phew...

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

shania fan looks at t-shirt, thinks "hmm, i don't who that is, let's investigate", is somewhat non-plussed by what they hear, but persists bcz their heroine shania is after all wearing it, and gradually realises that HEY they like it, it's exciting and funny and [insert ramones qualities here], ok it;s not shania but it's good also, and maybe they shd look further

if one believes that ppl hearing heard the ramones would — for example — immediately begin to question their allegience to shania, then why complain when she gives the ramones a free endorsement? why is it so awful that outsiders and newbies find out about the ramones?

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 00:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ask not what Shania can do for the Ramones - ask what the Ramones can do for Shania.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

But that's exactly it - what can they do for her? The only reason to wear it is cos Shania is putting out a 'rock' version of her CD and the Ramones have become a kind of shorthand for 'rock' - but the fact that they have isn't Shania's fault, or her image people. The promotional people don't care about the Ramones' music, or Ramones fans, they care about the image/brand of 'The Ramones' and what it might say to consumers. Now this is terribly cynical (though as Mark S points out the only effects it will have on the Ramones are positive ones i.e. more people hearing them) but how did the band get that brand image in the first place?

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I Wanna Be Sedated" has become something of a hit in the last ten years--the classic rock stations probably play it even more than the alternative ones--so why is it so fucking out of the question that Shania--and certainly her hubby--might actually kind of like them? I mean, is their music SO dangerous that this is inconceivable?

And the Ramones legacy is at least as much about fashion as it is about music, anyway--hasn't that been kind of obvious for a long time now?

s woods, Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

the fact that it's CBGBs is just a little Easter-Egg in-joke for people who recognise it

same w/ Shania's shirt, it doesn't say like RAMONES on it, you'd only recognise it as a Ramones shirt if you were already familiar with the logo.

also, one-shouldered tight punk-band shirt = rhinestoned metal shirt etc., which particular band is being referenced really doesn't matter. I'd be more likely to believe Shania really liked the Ramones if she were to wear just an ordinary (not chopped-up) t-shirt of them. Okay yeah chopping up yr garments is "punk" but you know wot I mean.

Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah my portal-to-mysterious-worlds theory won't actually survive a glance at the rubbishness of the promo photo in question, where you wonder why her stylists and market-advisors have chosen to make her look a complete dick

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

i like shania better than the ramones, and it saddens me to see her wearing one of their lousy t shirts. but thats no excuse for atomic kitten to wear VU t shirts.

di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think my brother has the same shirt (only baggy,and with shoulders and sleeves) and it does so say Ramones on it.

I can't get up much righteous ire at the idea of her wearing it when the emo/punk kids at my high school are wearing it too. You can either say "It's fashion and you're only into punk because all of your friends are," or "how neat that you and your friends found out about this interesting music you'd never heard before." I can't see any of them going "oh maybe Shania's not so bad, I should try listening to her," though, they'd just all yell "POSER, I HATE HER!" so it can't be a very good promotional strategy.

Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

my brother has the same shirt (only baggy,and with shoulders and sleeves) and it does so say Ramones on it

well, I meant recognizably from a distance! :p Anyway, this Atomic Kitten thing disturbs me way more for some reason (dammit, why should I even give a shit about what people's shirts say??) There's some sort of unwritten (oh it's prob. been written by now on the band t-shirt etiquette thread) thing about wearing your band shirt sincerely vs. ironically, which is somehow being violated here and driving me insane ARGH

Poppy (poppy), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 02:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

To recast ms's familiar argt. re: ads since it seems it's getting groped towards here:

Worrying that Shania's Ramones shirt "demeans" punk concedes that Shania is stronger than the Ramones.

Which I actually think she is, but then I don't particularly mind. Remember Joey (?) supported Reagan but Shania won the "world's sexiest vegetarian award" one year (i shit you not).

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alternate theory no 3. Shania's fully aware of the cultural significance of da Brudders and how they are part of the critical canon. She's also aware that her work is at best tolerated, at worst despised by those same people. So she thinks 'I know you think my work is insignificant, but I choose the Ramones as an influence. So if my work's so bad either the Ramones cultural significance is weakened or I'm as culturally significant as those idiots on the T-shirt'.

She's giving a metaphorical finger to those who despise her work, and the righteous ire shown by those who find her appropriation of these images is just more fire in her belly. As they used to say, if you wan't to defeat your enemy sing their song.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 09:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

..I think that's an interesting idea, but it's giving Shania/publicist too much credit. I think it's just a "hard rock" shirt they chose to emphasize that Shania can rock. It's possible that they first chose a Van Halen T-shirt and then said, "No, Van Halen are a cheesy 80's hair band. The Ramones are cooler." .. but I think that's about all of the thought that went into it.

..and don't talk about fire in Shania's belly so early in the morning... I have to scroll up to take a look at it.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 12:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Heh, alt. poss. thought process: 'VH were a cheesy 80's hair band, whereas the Ramones were a cheesy 70's hair band"

geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 12:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

More like cheesy 50s/60's hair band.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Y'know what I think it is that's so upsetting about Shania wearing Ramones and AC/DC shirts? It's that she herself is nothing but a sparkless careerist. Based on her press, she's has nothing but contempt for her audience and positively LOATHES being a "public person." Beyond that, her music is completely inconsequential, banal and rife with the same amount of meaningless cliché that plagues, say, the Corrs! Meanwhile, whether you appreciate them or not, the Ramones and AC/DC are artists who have *INSPIRED* people. There are more bands that were spawned in the wake of these two giant names than Shania could ever hope to affect. The Ramones and AC/DC inspire *PASSION* in their fans, whereas Shania merely manufactures fucking PRODUCT and shifts units to consumers who clearly don't have very high musical standards (does this make them subhuman? No, just that music doesn't interest them). Therefore, it is offensive to folks who *DO* take music seriously (whether you think that's silly or not) that Shania is limply trying to imply some affinity/appreciation for individuals who actually make music of quality. I doubt Shania even enjoys music to begin with.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 02:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

want critical attention? Hold or wear something you know critics like. We'll just drool all over ourselves coming to terms with the appropriation.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 02:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I know a dude who is definitely inspired to passion by Shania Twain. I think his arm is going to fall off.

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

My fiancee thinks Shania's last album was terrific (this one is a let-down though) - she is passionate about those songs, and music affects her hugely even though she hardly ever buys records (mostly cos I have so many). Alex you're just going to have to accept one day that one person's product IS another person's passion - trying to apply your tiresome cock-rock standards as a universal norm is just dumb. (Also inspiring xerox bands is a nightmarishly flawed way to judge anything!).

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

''shania fan looks at t-shirt, thinks "hmm, i don't who that is, let's investigate", is somewhat non-plussed by what they hear, but persists bcz their heroine shania is after all wearing it, and gradually realises that HEY they like it, it's exciting and funny and [insert ramones qualities here], ok it;s not shania but it's good also, and maybe they shd look further''

well if its just a couple of pics this theory won't work will it.

is anyone going to find out in how many pics is shania wearing a ramones t-shirt?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Isn't the more important question whether Joey Ramone ever wore a Shania shirt?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

why not julio?

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

if she's appearing with it on only a pic then its just another pic. will the ppl know that the ramones are a band? will they even question a name.

whereas if she wears it on several pics then maybe ppl will find out I'm sure.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

if they're full-on stalkerish fans they'll be crazy for anything she does, the more obscure the better

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

if they are 'stalkerish' they would find out abt them but they wouldn't listen to them. they would be too busy with listening to shania's stuff.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dave225 is evidently first to really camp out on the money, above: has no one noticed that "vintage rock t-shirts" have recently become a popular fashion item quite apart from anything having to do with the particular band they're for? (The message, obviously, is what Tom delineates above: a vague appropriation of the air and aura of the period, not particularly different from e.g. that American Idol contestant with the dyed-red hair and "punk" attitude.)

In fact I predict that within the next twenty-four months major American retail chains such as the Gap and Old Navy will be selling distressed t-shirts featuring faux-vintage rock art (but either no band specified or one made up); probably sooner, as you can already buy the standard Ramones or CBGBs t-shirts at Urban Outfitters.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nabisco = OTM.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 17:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"shania fan looks at t-shirt, thinks "hmm, i don't who that is, let's investigate", is somewhat non-plussed by what they hear, but persists bcz their heroine shania is after all wearing it, and gradually realises that HEY they like it, it's exciting and funny and [insert ramones qualities here], ok it;s not shania but it's good also, and maybe they shd look further"
Quoting a documentary I saw once: "The first time you hear a Ramones song, you say to yourself 'this is just silly'; the second time you hear the same Ramones song you say to yourself 'Hey...this is kinda catchy...'; the fifteenth time you hear the same Ramones song, you say to yourself 'I could worship this band.' "
Question is can you replace the word 'you' in the above quote with the word 'Shania' and still be logical, possible or plausible?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

the avril story is funny but doesn't relate to this really. will the ppl that buy that t-shirt go and shop at that place?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude, it's HOME HARDWARE, home of the handyman! Now, people that are Avril fans will think of Home Hardware every time they need nails or electrical tape or, like, batteries! Whether they actually make the pilgrimage to Napanee is another story.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

In fact I predict that within the next twenty-four months major American retail chains such as the Gap and Old Navy will be selling distressed t-shirts featuring faux-vintage rock art (but either no band specified or one made up);

.. I can't wait for this, if the band names are indeed made up. "Happy Rock Fire Bang"

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, in that case the shania hataz 'lose' heh!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Exactly, Julio. Now every time Shania fans want nails, electrical tape and batteries, they'll call up The Ramones!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

i doubt grown-up working established musicians grown to WORSHIP other bands: they know too much abt how it's done, how it all works etc etc

there's nothing intrinsically ridiculous about shania growing to like the music of the ramones, even a lot, for exactly the reason you give custos

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

you forgot glue sean. they'll supply that.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nope...they never have any left. They all in the back room using it.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha in a surprise burst of speed in the closing stages, custos wins best post of the thread

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

and now for my next trick I'm gonna pull a rabbit out of my hat.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Alex you're just going to have to accept one day that one person's product IS another person's passion"

Yes -- the passion of people unaware of options of SUPERIOR quality.

"trying to apply your tiresome cock-rock standards as a universal norm is just dumb."

Hey Tom -- UP YOURS! By this point, you should know my tastes run well beyond 'tiresome cock-rock'. That was wholly unecessary.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

One person's superior quality is another person's hideous shit.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

.. must ... resist .... temptation !!!

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

No apologies this time Alex, yr comments about Shania fans pissed me off and no matter what I characterise your tastes as, the solipsistic attitude's still the same - 'if other people understood music like I do they'd like what I like'. Yeah, like a Shania fan would renounce her if they suddenly heard one of your mix CDs.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

The secret catch to Alex's post: if the people are "unaware of superior options" then Shania's Ramones t-shirt is just what the doctor ordered!

Right?

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

One person's superior quality is another person's hideous shit.

... except for vocals.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Actually Alex we can TRY IT OUT!! If you want to mail me a CD full of superior options I will get my fiancee to hear it and report back to you!

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

that was pretty pompous Alex. I'm sure Shania will influence many. Hell, having Mutt Lange produce her stuff has already broken down the Nashville monolith to some degree. Just like monoliths like Garth Brooks and Michael Jackson before her, she'll reign huge on country.

Plus that "Getcha Good" song is pretty spiffy.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ooooh, good catch, Dan.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

though Shania does seem cold as all fucking hell in interviews.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

"The secret catch to Alex's post: if the people are "unaware of superior options" then Shania's Ramones t-shirt is just what the doctor ordered!"

No, there is no secret catch. The Ramones and AC/DC shirts (whether they were Shania's doing, or -- in all likelihood -- some stylist's) are just crass tools to juxtapose the country-pop diva with genres she has really has nothing to do with (any argument there?) for the sake of fresh take beyond: "here's Shania in a tank top" or "here's Shania in a leopard skin jumpsuit" or "here's Shania with a cowboy hat on." It's just that the appropriation is offensive to we that take the iconography she's adopted a bit more serioulsy (then we arguably should). No apologies here either!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Actually Alex we can TRY IT OUT!! If you want to mail me a CD full of superior options I will get my fiancee to hear it and report back to you!"

Your fiancee's tastes are your own problem, Tom.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think we were critiquing your claim that her fans are ignorant spuds who aren't (drum roll) Inspired! Not the damn shirts at this point.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Your fiancee's tastes are your own problem, Tom.

Oh come on Alex, THAT is fucked. I didn't see Tom saying anything about what your significant other thinks of your taste.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't bring anyone's significant others into this debate, did I? Tom shouldn't bring to the table what Tom doesn't want discussed. My wife has tastes that conflict with mine, but that doesn't make her a bad person. We simply agree to disagree. Moreover, by her own admission, she doesn't take music as seriously as I do. It's not a character flaw, it's simply a trait of one's personality.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

I didn't see Tom saying anything about what your significant other thinks of your taste

Her husband's tastes are her own problem, Ned. (And ours).

I'm not offended at all by that - but the fact is Alex claimed that if Shania fans were exposed to superior options they wouldn't be as passionate about Shania. Now I happen to know a Shania fan very well and offered to test this claim: why Alex would turn down such a challenge I have no idea!

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

All I can come up with this the classic line: certain people are ignorant and "unaware" of superior options ==> Shania's shirts are big billboards alterting them to the existence of supposed options ==> Alex in NYC sputters and rages ==> Alex in NYC secretly prefers them to stay ignorant so he can continue to beat up on them.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex is arguing from a position of hyperbole and he knows it. Why should he back up something that should be dialed down several degrees before being analyzed?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

What interests me is that if Shania wore a Killing Joke shirt and loads of pop-country fans went out and bought the entire Killing Joke back-catalog Alex would complain, wouldn't he?

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

But that just means that Shania is Honouring the Fire. Whats wrong with that?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Her husband's tastes..."

Try "His".

"Now I happen to know a Shania fan very well and offered to test this claim: why Alex would turn down such a challenge I have no idea!"

Because it's a stupid, pointless challenge. For a start, I shouldn't *NEED* to make a tape for your fiancee, as after reading my posts here for the last year and change (and being that you seem to be convinced that I listen exclusively to what you so charmingly characterize as 'tiresome cock-rock,') you should be able to save me the trouble and dowload the stuff for her yourself. Moreover, I don't *CARE* if your fiancee chooses to sully her aural cavities with the soulless warblings of Shania Twain. They're her ears -- she's perfectly within her rights to do so. Just pardon me if I think your wife-to-be is rather undemanding when it comes to music.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh come on Dan, he should back it up because presumably he believes even the dialed-down version a little bit. I'm being hyperbolic with my 'challenge', too, obv - though if he did send a CD it would be fun! I just don't believe in this correlation between seriousness about music and what music you like.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

"His husband's tastes"???

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

(and being that you seem to be convinced that I listen exclusively to what you so charmingly characterize as 'tiresome cock-rock,')

Memo to ILX: after 2 years trying we have found a counter-weapon to 'mindless pabulum' - use at all times!

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Shania's shirts are big billboards alterting them to the existence of supposed options ==> Alex in NYC sputters and rages ==> Alex in NYC secretly prefers them to stay ignorant so he can continue to beat up on them."

Wrong. Shania's sporting of Ramones shirts will assuredly *NOT* prompt any Shania fans to rush out and buy up the Ramones' back catalog. It's merely a shallow fashion statement. The Ramones don't stand to make one thin dime from her sporting of the shirt.

"What interests me is that if Shania wore a Killing Joke shirt and loads of pop-country fans went out and bought the entire Killing Joke back-catalog Alex would complain, wouldn't he?"

I wouldn't complain, but it wouldn't happen, would it? The shirt isn't functioning in this context as a marketing tool, but merely as a artefact to lend its wearer a modicum of perceived coolness that would otherwise seem completely illogical.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

""His husband's tastes"???"

Goddammit. I fucked that one up didn't I. In my rage, I misread that statement. Fuck, I hate that.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well then Alex perhaps you should stop saying that people like stuff like Twain because they're "unaware" -- your word -- of "superior options": she is standing there with the name of what you consider a "superior option" on her chest (which is always an easy place to look at Shania Twain) and you're largely upset because you think it does more for her than it does for them. But her fans already like her -- if you're gonna claim they'd stop as soon as they were aware that stuff like the Ramones existed tagging her across the torso with an explicit announcement of that existence should strike you as a positive thing.

Alex in Vermont (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oops, sorry: Alex in Vermont was the tag for the obvious joke I was making before I got your cross-post and revised.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh come on Dan, he should back it up because presumably he believes even the dialed-down version a little bit. I'm being hyperbolic with my 'challenge', too, obv - though if he did send a CD it would be fun! I just don't believe in this correlation between seriousness about music and what music you like.

Well, of course Alex is wrong about that. The whole "classical"/"other" schism should render that entire line of thinking moot. All I'm saying is that expecting someone to seriously back up a hyperbolic statement is an exercise in futility (unless it's me going for a laugh).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

What would be more distasteful to you personally:

Shania wearing a Ramones T-Shirt
or
Billy Idol wearing a Billy Ray Cyrus T-shirt?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Iggy Pop wearing a shirt.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd000/d097/d09762unor9.jpg

C'mon, Tom, you prefer this?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

What would be more distasteful to you personally:

Rod Stewart singing "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"
or
Iggy Pop singing "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

The idea of Rod Stewart being distasteful is laughable. He DEFINES taste. Even when twistin' the night away with Martin Short to promote "Innerspace".

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love Rod Stewart, but the second 'n' in Anthony's last post really oughta be deleted.

robert jelinek, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh fuck it all, who cares? I'm too exhausted to keep up this debate (in between struggling to put bookshelves up in the new apartment I share with my Killing Joke-tolerating [but ultimately fire-dishonoring] wife). If Shania wants to wear a fuckin' Venom shirt, she can go right the fuck ahead -- so long as everyone agrees that it simply makes her a *POSER* (or *POSEUR* for you Brits). Some people consider that a crime. Others don't. I'll fully admit that I'm pretty strong-willed and big-mouthed about my opinions, but what's the point of having opinions if you can't get righteously indignant about them? I *CERTAINLY* didn't mean to drag poor Tom's fiancee into this (and I didn't, mind you), and I don't think anyone's less of a person because they happen not to share my affection for certain types of music (and if I really did indeed feel that way, would I continue to post here with such regularity?) I'm fucking exhausted and I just injured my fucking thumb cutting some makeshift shelves of cork-board for my stacks and stacks of discs of tiresome cock-rock, so please do extend me the courtesy just the once of a break, you nation of Shania Twain zombies and Corrs orcs! And for the record, I think Iggy Pop singing "D'you Think I'm Sexy?" would be fucking hilarious.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

It seems to me that there's much skirting of the issue here, and quite a great deal of "you shouldn't feel this way"/"no you shouldn't feel the way you feel," which is ridiculous. The position of the "Shania's Ramones shirt is horseshit" crowd seems to be "I not only take offense, but all right-thinking people should take offense," which is nonsense. The opposing position seems to hold "No you are wrong to take offense and here's why," which is also nonsense. I'm not saying that debate is pointless, but rather than when we insist that the opposing party's position is somehow less worthy of defending than our own, debate breaks down, usually to no good effect.

I stand in the Shania's Ramones Shirt is Horseshit camp simply because I suspect that Shania doesn't care a whit about the Ramones either way, and something about that rubs me the wrong way. This doesn't make Tom's (or Mark S's) position -- that nobody gets hurt, and in fact the Ramones stand only to benefit, so why get all lathered up about it -- hath to it some pith, though it does seem a point that gets overstated quite a lot, presumably for rhetorical purposes. Tom's right to say that of course Shania might actually dig the Ramones, but doens't it seem more likely that her handlers chose the shirt in question? Or that the photographer did? Naturally Shania might like the ramones, but given what we know about the workings of high celebrity, do we honestly suspect that she does -- or does the question only get raised to score points? What I feel, and I'm guessing Alex feels as well, is that the whole enterprise of having a photographer pick out one's clothing is kinda icky, & that said enterprise is somehow symptomatic of a greater social ill...

...which would be some alleged crisis of authenticity or something, and since my longstanding position has been that there was no "turning point" at which the world abandoned authenticity and began pursuing its recent course but rather that things have always been more or less as they are now & only the tools have changed, this leaves me with few legs left to stand on. I just don't think that it's constructive to caricature the other side of the debate, and think it'd be useful if we began by conceding that there's something to each side. And if we then all agreed to just agree with whatever unstable position I happen to have randomly landed on, since I am so wise ;)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

For the record Alex I was not even a tiny bit offended by the fiancee thing - I mentioned her first, like you said!

Rod Stewart surely defines tiresome cock rock but I love him too.

(The 'conversion fallacy' deserves its own thread which I will start when I work out how to phrase it)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

in my logorrhea I mangled part of what I meant: pls. amend this:

This doesn't make Tom's (or Mark S's) position -- that nobody gets hurt, and in fact the Ramones stand only to benefit, so why get all lathered up about it -- hath to it some pith,

to this:

This doesn't make Tom's (or Mark S's) position -- that nobody gets hurt, and in fact the Ramones stand only to benefit, so why get all lathered up about it -- any less valid, and I think said position hath to it some pitch etc.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

"pitch" = "pith" above, somebody pls. get me some coffee and 8 hours of sleep thanx

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

J0hn, you are my hero.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

My position I think is that Shania's stylist occupies a similar position to Shania's songwriter or producer: pop is a music in which the autonomy of the artist is irrelevant, and this extends to the images projected of "Shania". The CBGBs shot or Ramones shirt works in an image the same way as a Ramones sample might in one of her songs - if you dont know what it is you either think 'cool' or 'ew'; if you do know what it is that reaction has extra layers; if you like it enough you might go back to source.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is not a glib question, honest -- I think these points are worth talking about, not to arrive at a solution but for the sheer discursive joy of it: if the shirt in question said "Jesus Saves," do issues of authenticity attach, or no?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think if it did there'd be an assumption Shania agreed with the sentiments, just like there's an assumption at points on this thread that she doesn't agree with the Ramones one. So I don't think the qns of authenticity would be brought up, but I think they are exactly the same. The 'stronger' the message on the T-Shirt the more distortive it is of the "Shania" image, of course - something really heavy would be the equivalent of Merzbow noise-bursts in the middle of her single.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

if the shirt in question said "Jesus Saves,"
Only if the shirt also read "and he also makes daily backups"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Everyone missed this from Alex:

"Based on her press, she's has nothing but contempt for her audience and positively LOATHES being a "public person.""

Cf. "Based on Kurt Cobain's press he has nothing but contempt for his audience and positively LOATHES being a "public person""

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

But is it your position, Tom, that it's unwise to assume anything at all from the T-shirt a public figure sports in a press photo -- that to attach signifigance to our posited "Jesus Saves" T-shirt is as erroneous as it is to attach meaning to the Ramones shirt? V. radical if so I think -- not invalid for that, but the whole relationship of signifer to signified seems to undergo some pretty heavy calisthetics in that process

-thetics? -thenics? I haff never known for sure

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Have you *EVER* heard me defend Kurt Cobain, Sterling?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

has anybody seen that NKOTB video with Jordan Knight in a Bauhaus shirt?

I think we can assume he thought it was the brand name.

Hey, I'm still your hero too, right Dan? *tear in eye, lip quivering*

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

To address Sterling's point further, I would like to reiterate -- as I believe Anthony also mentioned ("though Shania does seem cold as all fucking hell in interview") -- that Shania's persona itself is such a contruct of glossy insincerity that I do indeed have a hard time fathoming how people look beyond it. In so many interviews, she has so icily stated her distaste for being in the public eye, and simply addresses the issue of her 'art' as simply a career move. Ultimately she is just a vehicle -- a shapely, fashion-ready shell -- in which to sell product -- in a variety of shrewdly-produced forms (pop, c&w and isn't there a 'Bollywood' version of the new album?!?!). She herself -- despite dressing scantily (in whichever t-shirt, artfully torn or tied up to reveal her midriff), singin' about how she's gonna get us good -- has reversed the image in interviews, going as far as to say she's not a sexual person at all. She's blowin' her own cover, so to speak. She's sabotaging her own myth when she's not busy selling it. I don't get it. Doesn't that turn people -- not just fans of tiresome cock-rock -- off?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

John - no, that's not my position - my position is that for a particular (ever-growing) strata of celebrity public figures the question of whether they as an individual endorse a T-Shirt message is irrelevant. The persona endorses the message implicity by its inclusion in the persona-package - whether it is Shania herself or a stylist or someone else in the colossal Shania-machine doing it is not the issue. It's just another manifestation of my preference for content over intent, I suppose.

(see, I'm agreeing with Alex in NYC pretty much! Except he dislikes this and I don't.)

(Alex there is a 'bollywood' version - the International version - judging by the first single it is ace and the others are rotten.)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

That type of expectation subversion is usually praised to the gills around here. (Surely you didn't miss the Avril adoration?)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Of course you're still my hero, Anthony! I'm a big hero-havin' ho.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never read a Shania interview. Interviews with these kind of star-constructs are kind of pointless usually. I am sure that Shania Twain's job as being the public face of SHANIA TWAIN pisses her off sometimes - it certainly would me. But I understand the money's good.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's just another manifestation of my preference for content over intent, I suppose.

This is a beautiful explanation of what you mean & bodes much further thought by me: offhand I'd say that the tension here is between an essentially rational impulse (yours) and an essentially religious impulse (mine, Alex's though I'm guessing he would/will resent that)

v. v. interesting indeed

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, I'm still your hero too, right Dan? *tear in eye, lip quivering*

You are the wind beneath my wings.

Is Tom's position rational (in the sense you describe it?)? Wouldn't it be more accurate to say iconoclastic vs. iconophilic?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I would say absolutely rational, yes, since he's right that the Ramones can only benefit from the exposure -- are people who love the Ramones going to see Shania in the shirt and say "Feck, no more Ramones for me if that weird-ass Canadian freak woman with the weird marriage in the Swiss castle an' shit also likes the Ramones"? of course not, but some kid who likes Shania might some day see "Road to Ruin" in a used bin and go "hey Shania likes them," pick up said record & get his mind blown. How are the Ramones, their historical "meaning," etc etc etc compromised by Shania's shirt? They aren't. Hence "rational." (NB I do not agree with the comparable position w/r/t use of music in ads and think that's an entirely different subject though I generally avoid talking about it because people tend to get all heated up about it)

The opposing position is certainly religious since it relies on gigantic Logos ideas of immutable Signifigance etc -- since I am religious & like religious thought (& think it's religious styles of thought that tend to produce singers of good songs & authors of good books) I tend to feel more sympathy with what I feel is essentially the less rational position

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

are people who love the Ramones going to see Shania in the shirt and say "Feck, no more Ramones for me if that weird-ass Canadian freak woman with the weird marriage in the Swiss castle an' shit also likes the Ramones"?

Surely the answer is yes. If you accept it's true that the Ramones will benefit from the exposure (by gaining Shania Twain fan's) then it's equally likely that their cultural stock amongst their diehard fans will be debased.

Since one of their main selling points is an anti-establishment, irresponsible, rebel pose, if it can be easily assimilated by a 'safe, corporate, family' act then what value does it have? Or does it mean that the features of that brand been assimilated into the mainstream and they've triumphed in the end?

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

What a shallow fan that'd be, then! "I only like my favorite band so long as no people I don't like like them" -- nuts to that, sez I.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

My question is this:
When will Tommy and Marky Ramone open a retro boutique selling "Ramoneswear" for the teens and "Ramonderoos" for the kidees?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's not equally likely Billy - the chances of someone in large fanbase A not having heard of smaller band B and so being open to conversion are higher than someone in small fanbase B not having made up their mind about large act A. It's kind of an osmosis thing!

In branding terms, like I said on the coke thread about the Clash and Crass, the universal solvent in branding is 'cool' (actualy 'classy' is another one, which is why politicians say they're reading Tolsoy on the beach - the high-cult equiv of this T-Shirt trick) - it's something every brand wants to be. So if you've built a big part of your branding on 'cool' like the Ramones (or the VU or Clash etc etc) have then you are very vulnerable to having your branding appropriated, and in the process all the other parts of your brand (rebellion, stoopidity, jokes) get ignored.

My point is that this process is always risky for the absorbing brand because the ignored components have still been borroed. But the basic message is that if you don't want your heroes to be sold out, don't pick cool heroes.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh shit, I finally remembered what I had to contribute to this!

Last year, I was at a bar in Chicago that "Black" Jack McDowell's shitty band was playing. For those of you who don't know Jack, well he was once a great major league pitcher who, upon retiring, started a pretty crummy rock band. Anyway, I wasn't gonna watch his band, was out front in the "bar" portion of the club (as opposed to the "stage" portion), and McDowell walks by in a sequin-studded Ramones t-shirt. Y'know, like the kind they'd sell at Bloomingdale's if, indeed, they sold Ramones t-shirt. It looked ridiculous.

Okay, well, just never mind.

hstencil, Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Doesn't the most flatly-stated reason people are pissed off = they don't like to see rock t-shirts become fashion items disassociated from the actual music they represent? This is a perfectly legitimate stance so far as I can tell, but it unfortunately requires an such a paranoid vigilant monitoring of who might possibly actually enjoy what that I'm not sure it's worth it.)

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

How is that a legitimate stance, Nabisco? Rock t-shirts already ARE fashion items, regardless of whether they retain their association to the musicians on them or not. Furthermore, the associations made with them often have very little to do with the actual bands and more with whatever the prevalent stereotypes of fans associated with those bands happen to be. (In other words, only people like us who are already predisposed to looking at everything in terms of DA MUSIC are going to look at concert/band t-shirts and associate any type of iconic music-related status to them; everyone else has a sociological reaction that ranges from stereotyping the band's fans to stereotyping the fans of the genre associated with that band, and that's assuming that they get the stereotypes and genre right.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Wow, that was a lot of words to say, "No one besides us even CARES!" Which may be the point of the anti-shirt folks, now that I think about it.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

"and an essentially religious impulse (mine, Alex's though I'm guessing he would/will resent that)"


You'd be correct.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Honor the shirt size?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tom, I think you're right about the diehard fans (like Alex), but the waverers and the casual buyers to whom 'cool' is a vital sellling point will be put off.

Cool' can be devalued by overexposure, and knowing the kind of people who like the Ramones or that type of band (and I don't mean Alex), one of it's 'selling points' is it exclusiveness. If every Tom, Dick or Shania likes it then it's stock will fall.

As for Shania Twain fan's being open to conversion. I suspect the numbers who will now investigate the Ramones will be miniscule, and they will be the diehard fans who would hang on her very word. Just have to get her in a Merzbow t-shirt next time.

Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nabisco sed: "Doesn't the most flatly-stated reason people are pissed off = [that] they don't like to see rock t-shirts become fashion items disassociated from the actual music they represent?"

Sums it up for me, Nabisco!

"This is a perfectly legitimate stance so far as I can tell,"

Glad we agree.

"...but it unfortunately requires such a paranoid vigilant monitoring of who might possibly actually enjoy what that I'm not sure it's worth it."

I wouldn't consider guessing that Shania's *NOT* a Ramones fan a "paranoid vigilant monitoring", but rather a logical assumption based on a wealth of evidence.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Rock t-shirts already ARE fashion items"

They've *BECOME* fashion items, you mean.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, I mean they are fashion items, they've always been fashion items and they'll always be fashion items. All clothing is fashion.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

"All clothing is fashion."

Well, yeah...true, but there's a difference between fashion and Fashion (notice the capital letter).

Meaning: there's a difference between things people happen to wear and things that you're likely to spot people like Naomi Campbell and, well, Shania Twain in.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not really. Everything just plays into the image that the person wearing the clothes wants to convey.

It seems to me that the problem then isn't that Shania is wearing a Ramones shirt, it's that the "outsider" signifiers don't signify the outside anymore (which, if you'd looked at a television or magazine at any time during the 90s, shouldn't be that big a shock to you).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

At any rate, on an objective "stands the test of time" scale, the relative importance of The Ramones to Shania Twain is completely dwarfed by the relative importance of either to Bach, Beethoven, Handel, Mozart, Brahms, Vivaldi, Dvorak, Mahler, Puccini, Verdi, etc, etc. You can't logically push forward your argument without also pushing that one.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hard to imagine anyone not knowing who the Ramones were anymore (i.e. negating their status as 'outsiders'). But, the Ramones certainly made their name via being outsiders to begin with. The fact that they couldn't break the mainstream *MADE* them outsiders; and herewith the irony of a mainstream prototype asserting her implied (though invariably false) affinity for them.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

To quote (and agree) with Captain Sensible of the Damned (as quoted on the rear flap of Evertt True's new bio of the Ramones):

"This is classical music for future generations. People will be listening to [the Ramones] in 100 years time and talking about it in the same breath as Beethoven."

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Out rockisting the rockists!

Ironically, I'm not fussed about Shania wearing the Ramones t-shirt, because, well, the Ramones were just as much a knowing confection of poses and assumed attitudes as any band there's ever been! You can't have your cake and eat it!

On the other hand, I DO get kind of annoyed at the kind of post-Harmony Korine fashonista appropriation of eg metal t-shirts, mullets, monsta truks etc as some emblem of how, like, suburban white trash culture is just, like, the most *authentic* and *persistent* and *kinda charming* voice in the whole sanitized and tastefully niche-marketed datasphere. And I guess the difference is that this attitude strikes me as condescending, whereas, if anything, Shania - or her stylist - is honoring and valorising the Ramones by trying to be associated with them.

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

How much of an outsider band can you be if you star in a feature film reminiscent of the Beatles/Monkees movies?

As for that quote, conjecture is not proof. "Serious" musicians and "serious" music lovers know, appreciate and respect Beethoven, NOT The Ramones. In fact, to "serious" music lovers, The Ramones are no-talent hacks who played the same simple song over and over ad nauseum.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

People will be listening to [the Ramones] in 100 years
FIRE THE CANON!
oh no wait that's not it...

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan, you're likely right in that only select groups of people care about the shirt's connection to the band-as-musicians, but I think that's precisely why such a fizz goes off over it being the Ramones, in this case: there are still these narrow tribes in which certain band affiliations are still assumed to tell us something about the affiliator, however vague or usually wrong; basically the complaint here is that a symbol is being removed from that caste's vocabulary, or anyway deprived of whatever last ounce of meaning they could still place on it. In other words, the horror is "well before I could assume that anyone wearing a Ramones shirt was at least pretending to be punk!" So I say it's a legitimate complaint insofar as, well, yes, the shirt-based "vocabulary" of such people does in fact suddenly have less of the meaning they want it to, and I suppose they have every right to bitch about that.

Alex I think your "wealth of evidence" is exactly the kind of overwrought monitoring I'm talking about: first off, the fact that you see enjoyment of the Ramones and making Shania Twain's music as incompatible doesn't necessarily make it so (any more than her husband's early career is so incompatible with his current one). Second if you're so down on Shania Twain it saddens me that you'd have to go around collecting a "wealth of evidence" about her just to decide whether her shirt's worth criticizing -- I suppose what I'm saying here is that none of us should be wasting our time prying inside people's heads and lives to pass judgment on whether they are or are not "qualified" or "allowed" to wear a given shirt, and no matter how sure you are in this Shania case you're setting yourself up to conduct the same inquisition with everyone, everywhere, to the point of ridiculousness.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

"it saddens me that you'd have to go around collecting a "wealth of evidence" about her just to decide whether her shirt's worth criticizing"

Don't be sad, Nabisco. Given her overexposure, the wealth would collect itself without much effort.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

can people be ironically not fussed?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 23 January 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

j0hn: "I only like my favorite band so long as no people I don't like like them" -- nuts to that, sez I.

aka "If you think the Ramones are cheapened coz Shania wears them, then they were never yours to begin with.

Nabisco: "In other words, the horror is "well before I could assume that anyone wearing a Ramones shirt was at least pretending to be punk!" So I say it's a legitimate complaint insofar as, well, yes, the shirt-based "vocabulary" of such people does in fact suddenly have less of the meaning they want it to, and I suppose they have every right to bitch about that."

aka "Actually if you think Shania can cheapen The Ramones then they're ALL YOURS."

taking sides!

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 23 January 2003 06:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sean = sexist ass ;)

I = drunk on a wednesday

blah blah blah

Kim (Kim), Thursday, 23 January 2003 06:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

There was a similar controversy in the 80s when Kip Winger wore a Hugo Largo (!) t-shirt in a video, leading to much consternation and re-evaluation of Winger by indie kids ("Well, their drummer was in the Dixie Dregs, and they were kind prog..."). Winger was asked about his fondness for the band in an interview. "They're a band? I just picked it out of a box the wardrobe girl had."

Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 23 January 2003 11:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's not forget what's important. She looks hot in that t-shirt and I would not have seen the picture had it not been controversial.
http://www.shaniaforums.com/attachment.php?s=a8f4ac689c4410591c84ec1adc23355d&postid=206468

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 23 January 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hard to imagine anyone not knowing who the Ramones were anymore
Heyyyyy...was she ever wearing any Ramones shirts before the deaths of Joey and Dee Dee made the Ramones profile much more public?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 23 January 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sean = sexist ass ;)
Madam, you have distilled my very essence!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I beg to differ yet again, but she doesn't even look hot in that picture. Yes, she's an attractive woman and yes she's managed to look great in a variety of photographs (including the one where's she's dishonoring AC/DC's fire), but she just looks bad in that pic in the Ramones shirt. Look at it! It just looks so forced! She's a poser!!!!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 23 January 2003 14:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

c'mon, man.. girl next door... givin' ya li'l tease... wearing her fathers, I mean boyfriend's, t-shirt.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

She looks airbrushed and carved out of plastic. Yech.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

c'mon, man.. girl next door... givin' ya li'l tease... wearing her fathers, I mean boyfriend's, t-shirt.
Careful, dave, Kim might call YOU a sexist ass, too.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

what's wrong with being sexy?

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

(credit to Nigel Tuffnel, by the way.)

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 23 January 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

D'ya reckon the background to that photo is fake? Who asked Shania to don a Ramones T-shirt and then stand in front of some friggin' mountains and shrubbery?

It's rather incongruous seeing the Ramones in that context - far more jarring than the placing of da bruddas' logo on La Twain's body, when such devices are seen any day on fashion catwalks.

Jerry (Jerry), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just assumed that those mountains were part of her backyard, now that she lives in 'em.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 23 January 2003 17:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you saying Shania's mountians are fake Sean?
Your not helping the sexist rumour here.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do women in Switzerland need plastic surgery? There's some Shakira tie-in here but damned if I can find the words for it.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Careful, dave, Kim might call YOU a sexist ass, too.

Dude, don't worry. Just one more of those beers and I probably would have posted "Sean = sexy ass" instead.

Kim (Kim), Friday, 24 January 2003 01:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a friend that is a minor league comedian that bought a "Pigface" t-shirt only because the word is usually worth a few laughs. He has never as far as I known ever even heard any of their music, he just thinks the word "pigface" is funny as shit.

earlnash, Friday, 24 January 2003 02:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think it's depressing that one mention of my ass killed this thread. Maybe we should mention Ally's ass or Julian Casablancas' ass to get this thread going again?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 25 January 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

b-b-but Julian Casablancas ass is all pasty and hairy. We don't want to talk about that.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 25 January 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmmm pasty

mark s (mark s), Saturday, 25 January 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

TS: pasty, hairy asses vs. me going out and getting some donuts

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

John, THAT IS NOT A CONTEST!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am now in possession of the donuts and I must say that I am utterly persuaded that I made the right decision

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 25 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

John, YOU HAVE MADE THE WRONG CHOICE!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 25 January 2003 19:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

Were they honey glazed, chocolate frosted, jelly filled or powdered sugar covered?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Saturday, 25 January 2003 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

It's brilliant how this thread is suddenly about ass and donuts.


Kim (Kim), Saturday, 25 January 2003 19:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

As is, ahem, widely known, my ass is always suger-covered but seldom honey-glazed. As for the donuts I got a dozen of 'em and enjoyed one jelly-filled and half of a chocolate-chip one. There are more in the kitchen, where the hell are all you guys, we could have donuts & coffee & make mashups of "Still the One" and "Beat on the Brat"

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

John, your ass may be sugar coated, but is it punk rock?

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think by putting sugar-coating on John's ass, he has devalued it. Sugar-coating is more powerful than his ass.

Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

step off you haytaz, I was sugar-coating back before it became a trend

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

John, you really should honey-glaze your ass.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 25 January 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

honey-glaze is the Pro Tools of ass-coating and I will have none of it, if sugar-coating is old guard then I am doing down with the ship

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 25 January 2003 21:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sugarist.

Kim (Kim), Saturday, 25 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

donut update: killed another glazed one instead of cooking a proper lunch. there are two more jelly-filled in the box (amongst others) but I can only pretend to ignore them for so long, anybody who wants one had better get here soon as the clock is ticking on yet another poor donut's short earthly life

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 25 January 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think it's depressing that one mention of my ass killed this thread. Maybe we should mention Ally's ass or Julian Casablancas' ass to get this thread going again?

Me and a friend discussed my ass in depth tonight. Apparently my clean living has given me back my booty! It's very exciting. Also, the donut I ate today might've helped. I hadn't eaten a donut in like 2 years. BAVARIAN CREME IS DELICIOUS!

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 26 January 2003 09:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ah, Ally's ass have finally been invoked, much like Hastur the Unspeakable in the Cthullu chronicles by H.P. Lovecraft. I now proclaim this thread officially dead.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 26 January 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://mmmg.bungie.org/hastur/imgs/bighastur.gif
I HAVE BEEN INVOKED, AND I NOW CLAIM THE SOUL OF ALEX IN NYC. COME SLAVE! NOW SERVE YOUR DREAD MASTER!

HASTUR THE UNSPEAKABLE! (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 26 January 2003 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

You cannot claim the soul of one who is soulless, o master. I serve only one god. Behold....

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/jaz/best86-3.jpg

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

RENOUNCE YOUR ALLEGIENCE TO...UM...AZATHOTH...AND BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR *NEW* MASTER!
*Unleashes Death Pod at Alex in NYC*
DIDN'T BARGAIN ON THE POWER OF THE DEATH POD, DID YA..HUH? *HHUUUNH*! **HUUUUUUNH!!**

HASTUR THE UNSPEAKABLE (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

NOW HONOUR *MY* FIRE!!

HASTUR THE UNSPEAKABLE (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

A sqaudrillion paltry death pods are nothing against the awesome majesty of KILLING JOKE! HONOR THE FIRE, SCUM LORD!

http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/snakes_left.gif http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/mickeycoleman.GIF http://www.an-irrational-domain.net/images/snakes_right.gif

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I FEAR NOT YOUR INFERNAL MICKEY MOUSE GHOST IMAGE ILLUSION SPELL ATTACK! THIS IS NOTHING TO THE KING IN YELLOW! YEILD YOUR SOUL TO ME *NOW* ALEX IN NYC!

HASTUR THE UNSPEAKABLE (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

CURTAINS FOR YOU, INFIDEL!

http://killing-joke.com/bomb.gif

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

ph34r th3 joke 4nd th3ir fl4ming, er, what ARE those things? radishes?

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex, don't you know the only way to get rid of one these damned elder god is to do THIS:

http://www.miskatonic.net/pickman/mythos/prop/sigil1.jpg
BACK BACK to the Hell that spawned Thee! FOUL ELDER THING!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

RUN FOR YR LIVES PPL! ALEX AND CUSTOS HAVE FORGED AN ALLIANCE..

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha satanic poppadum power

mark s (mark s), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

See, no more elder thang.
*snaps fingers*

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 26 January 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmmmm donuts is there anything they can't do?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 27 January 2003 15:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ok, I've had it with the fashion commentary, I'm taking on this thread.

Alex, who loves you baby, but dave225, nabisco, mark s and Tom are on the money. The more you all complain about this, the more the Ramones t-shirt is doing what it's supposed to be doing, which is to get you talking about Shania. This just in: music is a business.

"Ramones" is just a logo. More proof that Baudrillard was right when he postulated that in the future the strength of a signifier, rather than its qualitative meaning, will ultimately be the value that people seek in using them.

At "least" she's not selling Ramones T-shirts like at the boring rock-chick-by-the-numbers fashion in the Anna Sui boutique.

Would anyone like to talk about the album? I like "Up!" and "In My Car (I'll be the Driver). They sound like gasoline commericals written by Def Leppard. The blue disc isn't all that.

Oh no! The NYCILXCHIXoRs listened to the ILX comp, "No More Heroes" AND "Up!" yesterday when we were driving around Upstate NY. Oh No! (Well, I made them listen to Up! but it was my Strangelers comp, too!

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

"'Ramones' is just a logo."

Maybe to you.

"At 'least' she's not selling Ramones T-shirts like at the boring rock-chick-by-the-numbers fashion in the Anna Sui boutique."

Anna Sui herself is, at least, a fan of the band/scene/genre.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

IT LIVES

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yay revenants!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

I realized several hours ago the mentalist factor of complaining about a fashion discussion on a thread that's explicity devoted to a particular T-shirt several hours ago, but yes, let's carry on.

Alex, that's fine that as far as the T-shirt goes it's just a logo to me but the word "The Ramones" obviously means more than that, including a band that I have seen and records that I own.

Even assuming you know for a fact that one is a fan and the other is not, are you saying Anna Sui can sell $70 Ramones T-shirts and Shania Twain can't wear one? It's the exact same shirt -- what is the difference in effect? I mean, isn't it a good test -- would true Ramones fans be fooled? Where exactly are the boundaries of the band/scene/genre set such that that you can say a particular fashion designer is a fan and a particular pop singer isn't?

I'm not disagreeing with your position, just trying to understand it. I would expect you to be equally upset with Anna Sui for trading off Ramones logos but now I'm confused. I ahave always been curious about these what-is-okay-to-wear threads, I mean, wouldn't it be strange if I continually harped on the designer clothes a lot of musicians wear -- I mean, Mayn*rd K*enan in his Prada shoes, who does he think he is, Eurotrash? J.J. Burnel in a stripey boatneck -- what, is he a merchant sailor?

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have a strange over powering urge to eat a double chocolate donut.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm not necessarily defending Anna Sui -- in fact, I could probably argue that she is in fact *MORE* guilty (i.e. worthy of being set on fire) than Shania because she should know that hawking glamified Ramones t-shirts is going to offend certain purists circles, but she's a fashionista to begin with (thus, an idiot). But, at least if you were to put a gun to Anna's head (and oh wouldn't that be nice) and demanded her to name two or three Ramones tracks, she could probably do it (though I'd shoot her anyway). Shania would probably fail that test, because she's a poser. Anna merely outfits posers.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

At this point I guess we have to wait until somebody interviews her and asks.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

From now on I will rate people and things in terms of how worth they are of being set on fire.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Honor the etc.!

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is there any other way, Dan?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Really, you would shoot her anway? Are you saying that musical knowledge really has nothing to do with it, it's "fashion" at all that bothers you?

What is the difference between a fashionista and a rockist? What does a fashionista do, if not dictate what to wear?

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fashionista's do not like donuts or cruellers.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

but what do they do?

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Really, you would shoot her anway?"

For this and other crimes, yes, although maybe I'd just zap her with an ink-filled water pistol or something.

"Are you saying that musical knowledge really has nothing to do with it, it's "fashion" at all that bothers you?"

I resent "fashion" that implies musical knowledge being sported by someone who doesn't take the iconography seriously.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex, how much would your opinions change if Shania were interviewed and said how much she liked them? Would she have to name some favourite tracks to convince you?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Well, whether she likes the Ramones or not doesn't make her any less of a vile person, just less of a poser. But, I don't seriously believe that she is a Ramones fan.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

I agree, punk rock is a serious business. As is fashion. Alex, take off those shoes right now, I mean it, they're terrible.

:)

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, and turn to the left too. Then turn to the right.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Come and get'em.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Alex, as your friend, I'm asking you to please take off the Killing Joke baseball hat, too, it's embarassing me. Baseball is very serious. Band logo baseball hats are for wannabe jock poseurs.

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

you know I'm kidding, right? The Killing Joke hat is sweet!

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

For a start, it's not baseball, it's SOFTBALL. Secondly, I'll be the firs to admit that I'm shaming the sport by participating (let alone in a Killing Joke hat). Thirdly, I DON'T CARE.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

you don't care about the Ramones shirt any more?

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sure I do. What I don't care about is sports.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

softball is a sport?

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

STEP RIGHT UP FOR THE ORTHOGONAL THROWDOWN!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

HEPL

I am so confused, how will I know the difference between an evil poseur and a person who just doesn't care? Do I set them on fire?

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

When in doubt -- set them on fire.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://killing-joke.com/torch-1_e0.gif

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

HONOR THE FIRE

Thank you, your honor. The defense rests :)

felicity (felicity), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Taking sides: Killing Joke or Big Black?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

there is such an irony when people are protecting the Ramones from "poseurs."
First off...none of them were actually Ramones by blood.
Second...I don't think the (admittedly ironic) fetishization of Nazi memorabilia came naturally to Jeffrey Hyman. Neither did leather jackets (dude rocked flares back in the day).

I was gonna reference Alex and his goon squad coming to town *beep! beep!* But Ned stole my fire.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

At the American Music Awards:
http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2003/twain.012103.jpg

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 01:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

In Shania's new video she pulls a Canadian flag, a Canadiens Hockey Jersey, a bunch of other assorted crap I'm forgetting, and an AC/DC shirt out of what appears to be some sort of "hip" hope chest. I have no idea what's going on anymore, but I'm horrified to say the least.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 01:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

At the American Music Awards:

Like Cher at the Oscars circa 1987. But, you know, without taste.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

god. you people keep forgetting that she's Mrs. Mutt Lange. It explains EVERYTHING (including her assnasty warddrobe). And Mutt produced AC/DC...so duhhh!!!!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

Who could forget? Sheesh - you say that as if "Mutt style" makes any sense to begin with.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

It explains EVERYTHING

How dull that is, though.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dude, I totally want that bandages and taffeta outfit, what is that? That's fantastical.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 05:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

That looks like John Galliano for Dior.

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 06:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gwen Stefani in head-to-toe John Galliano at the 2002 Dior Paris show:

http://www.luxuryfashion.com/gstefani_grossdale_dioroutside.jpg

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 07:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gwen in Galliano at the 2002 Grammys (see the boots, Ally?)

http://www.luxuryfashion.com/gstefani_gallianochiffonleopard_grammys02.jpg

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 07:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is such an old story. It goes back at least as far as the time Al Jolson wore that "Stravinsky" T-shirt on the cover of Photoplay.

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 07:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Taking sides: Killing Joke or Big Black?"

There would be no Big Black without Killing Joke. Albini owes his fucking career to them.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 13:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I was thinking more "HONOR THE FIRE!" vs "SET ME ON FIRE!", to be honest.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

I remember in like 1991, the punks at my high school would wear New Kids shirts. So like, maybe this is payback. Maybe the squares are finally fighting back. Maybe, like the Atomic 7 song suggests, she's wearing the shirt IRONICALLY???

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 18:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh fer fux sake:

DUD!



…already….

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 18:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

HAHA Dave, that could be the name of a track on Shania's new album!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 18:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

At first I thought this thread had gone on a bit too long. And that was in November.. Then it got to be funny that it was so long .. By the time I posted that last bit, it was so old that it just wasn't funny anymore.

But, will wonders never cease, it's already starting to be funny to me again.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 18:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

Let's revive this awful thread, as Fred Durst was sporting a Minor Threat T-shirt at the press conference for the Metallica tour yesterday. So, Alex in NYC and Anthony Miccio, FITE!

http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/m/Metallica/sq-limp-linkin-metallica-tour-mtv.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

One more pic, since in this one it looks like Lars' neck just snapped.

http://metallica.com/news/2003/images/feb5_2.jpg

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do like the way his tongue is all lolling out of his head (even more so than before). I think what is more amusing is how Fred Durst is mutating into Tommy Lee.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 February 2003 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bald metal stars of the world UNITE!

This reminds me of seeing one of the members of Metallica (Jamez, I think) sporting an SNFU t-shirt on the back of one of their earlier releases. At the time I thought it was really cool that the band would give that kind of exposure to a small Canadian band that really could use that kind of exposure. On the other hand, I wonder what the end result was for SNFU: did they actually get any noticeable attention from that photo? And if they did, was it helpful? (in other words, did they get new fans that actually appreciated what they were doing, or was it just a bunch of metal meatheads that didn't really have any real affinity with SNFU in the first place?)

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

(oh and yeah by the way I'm shocked that this thread is still going)

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyone know who Fred's stylist is? Wait. You mean he doesn't pick out those hats himself???

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Strike "doesn't" from that last sentence. Argh.

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

But then the grammar police will get you, Yanc3y!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

You got a place I can hide?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Despite the fact that Fred Durst almost singularly personifies the very attributes Minor Threat once sought to erase from the hardcore scene, I feel reasonably certain that he's at least familiar with their music, and probably spent at least a little bit of time listening to it (even if the message contained therein eluded him),......unlike Shania and the Ramones. Basically, I can believe that, despite him being a thankless, meatnecked mook, Fred Durst is a Minor Threat fan.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 6 February 2003 21:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

THREE CHEERS FOR THE PHRASE "thankless, meatnecked mook"!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 February 2003 22:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Made ya look!

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 12:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

Evil! Evil! Impolite and evil!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Her house was built by AC/DC and Def Leppard, so I don't find it extremely unbelievable that she'd heard some gtr music sometime in her existence

dave q, Wednesday, 5 March 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

*pours acid over eyes*

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 5 March 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

This thread always makes me smile. It's so primitive.

I still like the gasoline commercial, I mean, "In My Car (I'll Be the Driver)."

felicity (felicity), Saturday, 8 March 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

hi my greetings to u
I am with much pleasure to write u this letter any way how is business? Hope fine.
The reason why am writting u this letter is that i want u to help with some t-shirts for my workers so pls mail me back and let me know the cost price of each so that i will give the qt i need. Thank you Good luck and have a nice day ok

mark mase, Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

mark mase is actually shania googling her own name

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 16 March 2003 22:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shania Twain t-shirt: $25
Ramones t-shirt: $20
Ability of Shania in a Ramones t-shirt to generate controversy and bloat ILX's db: priceless

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I actually have the said same shirt that caused all this controversy.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 16 March 2003 23:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is it ripped the same way? More to the point, Ally, do you have a photo of you in it with mountains in the background?

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 March 2003 00:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wish I had a photo like that. I need to find some mountains, like pronto. I don't think they have those in Manhattan. :( :(

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 17 March 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I actually have the said same shirt that caused all this controversy.
Picked it out of Shania's trash can. It served its purpose and She'll never wear it again.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Monday, 17 March 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

one year passes...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/killerwaves/hilaryduff.bmp
REVIVE

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah yeah yeah.

Peanuts (Peanuts), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus.

http://www.volny.cz/hiva1/corrs.jpg

Peanuts (Peanuts), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 04:48 (nineteen years ago) link

today I saw 3 sorority-looking girls walking around and one of them had a Ramones shirt on, and I really had no idea whether to cheer her music taste on the inside or sneer at her ironic sense of style on the inside.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 06:49 (nineteen years ago) link

was it ironic??? i think she probably likes the ramones!

LE CHUCK!™ (ex machina), Wednesday, 3 November 2004 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
The 2005 equivalent. I have no righteous indignation -- instead, happy appreciation.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 27 September 2005 03:18 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...
http://citypaper.com/sb/87753/music_BowMed.jpg

$#@!!!!, Tuesday, 3 January 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

WHO'S LIL NO?W

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/group/1768/view/16536

god naomi watts is so hot in that photo

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Is she repping VU fandom or AW fandom, though? THINGS MATTER.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 18:22 (eighteen years ago) link

she's repping bananas

detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, i actually hadn't made that connection.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

that last comment from peter jackson in that inset is sinister, isn't it

gear (gear), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

it was edited from the original "I am the future of filmmaking"

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"Pre-visualized"

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 19:05 (eighteen years ago) link

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I can't see there being too many punk fans back in the day in Sudbury.
-- Mr Noodles

Maybe a coupla years too late to answer this (I ain't read the whole thread yet!), but my step-cousins were surely among the first punk fans in Garson - a "suburb" of Sudbury for those unaware. And it's just because I happened to be visiting them at the time that I was able to hear Never Mind The Bollocks the very day it arrived in Sudbury shops, December 31, 1977. Sounded OK to me, but I was more impressed by Rocket To Russia.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Tuesday, 3 January 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Think Bow Wow can name five Pantera songs? Bet he can't.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 00:22 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.savetherobot.com/images/NickRamones.jpg

save the robot (save the robot), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 00:35 (eighteen years ago) link

poser

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 01:35 (eighteen years ago) link

You just bought yourself a tiny knuckle sandwich

save the robot (save the robot), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

eight years pass...

a member of the band 5 Seconds Of Summer wore a Misfits shirt on the Billboard Music Awards tonight, so be prepared for a few days of this kind of bitching and moaning again

some dude, Monday, 19 May 2014 00:55 (ten years ago) link

rorschach's journal - may 8th, 2014: counter clerk at rick's mkt off rt 2 wearing a misfits t shirt w/ her marlboro visor. snorted derisively & took my patronage elsewhere.

katsu kittens (contenderizer), Monday, 19 May 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link

lol

some dude, Monday, 19 May 2014 03:00 (ten years ago) link

hahaha

balls, Monday, 19 May 2014 03:08 (ten years ago) link


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