I OFFICIALLY DESPISE JAMES TAYLOR

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It's official: I will never enter a phase of my life where I can sit and listen to JAMES TAYLOR without shifting about and murmuring voodoo curses under my breath. Unless, of course, I try out a full-on labotomy.

Please agree. And use expletives.

Gage O, Monday, 28 October 2002 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

never say never

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steve k, Monday, 28 October 2002 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surely there are worse culprits than the otherwise inoffensive James Taylor!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gage- well done, here's a cookie.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr Gage-O returns!

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

...well....that's kind of what bothers me. His music is so non-existant. It's not like Satie's "furniture music" or it's evolutionary counterparts (Eno, yah yah..) it just is like an off-white piece of paper.

But the fact that people find relation to his stylings just adds to my "zombie class" theory of human nature. ha!

gage-o, Monday, 28 October 2002 17:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

he's not so bad. 'fire and rain.' and whatever else was on that one album. and the one before it, too.

he was on the simpsons, too. they made a joke about 'former president james taylor!' but i didn't get it at all. i still don't. then buzz aldrin said, 'with all due respect, mr. taylor, this isn't the best time for your unique brand of bittersweet folk rock.' he came up with the idea to blast the ants out into space by opening the door. he saved their lives, kind of. so, he's a hero.

d k (d k), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

check out "Knockin' Round the Zoo" from James Taylor and the original Flying Machine (1st LP, I think?)

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steve k, Monday, 28 October 2002 17:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gage-O is correct and all yall other fucks are wrong! (ooh - maybe I used the expletive in the wrong place!?)

James Taylor is the Applebees of folk/pop music. It's so bland and non-offensive that it's the worst thing on Earth. And all those fucking "Big Chill" generation baby boomers can take their fucking James Taylor and their fucking "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" and their Champagne fucking brunches and have a nice fucking day, thank you.

I said good DAY sir!

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've never heard any James Taylor!

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're truly blessed then, Tom.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

To those who've never heard him before, let me describe him: His voice is too sour to compare favorably with Paul Simon and is too soft-edged and vague to be compared favorably to Dylan. His stage prescence is non-existant, and now that he's lost almost all of his hair, he looks like a shiny-headed scarecrow.
We're talking about a guy who is even duller than his ex-girlfriend Carly Simon. And his lyrics are arguably worse than hers.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, I forgot to use expletives.
Skip James fucking Taylor (hissssss) and look for John frigging Prine or Jimmy freaking buffett.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does he have good tunes though?

He played acoustic guitar yes? That's a black mark.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Does he have good tunes though?
Uhhhh...nooooo. "Fire and Rain" bite the big beef braunschwieger...and thats his best choon.

He played acoustic guitar yes? That's a black mark.
Not necessarily. Some people can do amazing and uplifting things with an acoustic guitar. James Taylor just happens to not be one of them.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh come on. David Gray, now there's somebody whose fans deserve to be put out of their misery even more than he does.

dave q, Monday, 28 October 2002 18:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

David Gray doesn't stick to my brain. He goes in one ear and out the other without leaving any impressions. Taylor has had two decades of saturation to pollute my mind. Besides, David Gray doesn't get played on US radio enough for me to get too familiar with him.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, comparing James Taylor to David Gray is like comparing grazing your knee to the Holocaust.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like "Fire & Rain" too. It always reminds me to listen to Damon & Naomi's "E.T.A." as well.

Also, he played 'The Driver' in '71 road/drug flick Two-Lane Blacktop which is classic.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

But Dom, imagine continually grazing your knee for thirty years!

Clarke B., Monday, 28 October 2002 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

He was a drugged out mental patient too! Just like Roky Erikson! If he mumbled about satan and didn't shave or make new records hipsters would bow down before him!

He wrote and sang backup on one of George Jones' most beautiful songs!

I mean I hear what you're saying, but it's a little obvious. Wyld peppermouthed youngsters would be better off eating at the curry shop cross the street than the nursing home cafeteria, sooo-prize soo-prize!

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

imagine continually grazing your knee for thirty years

.still better than a gas chamber...

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Comparing pop music to the Holocaust is like comparing pop music to the Holocaust.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

''He was a drugged out mental patient too! Just like Roky Erikson! If he mumbled about satan and didn't shave or make new records hipsters would bow down before him!''

but james taylor didn't DO YOU SEE!!!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't believe people still hate him, that's so '72! I mean, it's not like he's on the radio all the time. And "Caroline In My Mind" is one of the best pop tunes ever. "Fire and Rain" is really dreary in comparison, though, hardly his best song. Anyway, yeah he's pretty bad now, so what? Fuckety fuck fuck fucker mcfuck.

You prefer Jimmy Buffett, Lord Custos--you are IN-saaaaane.

Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fuckety fuck fuck fucker mcfuck.
I agree.

You prefer Jimmy Buffett, Lord Custos--you are IN-saaaaane.
Face it: "Why Do We Get Drunk and Screw" is loads better than anything James Taylor ever did.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wish it was actually called "Why DO We Get Drunk and Screw?" It sounds like Brecht/Weill.

Arthur (Arthur), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

James Taylor gets radio play? I've also never heard him and can't imagine what station would play him in any city where I've lived.

sundar subramanian, Monday, 28 October 2002 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

WMMR, WYSP and that other "classic rock station" around Philly play him every so often. Also, the otherwise perfect WXPN sometimes besmirches the airwaves with one of his less interesting songs.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, I KNOW it's obvious to pick on him. But my ranting has to do about how some artists have grown on me with my aging, as compared to some that I will never "get."

For example, I used to utterly despise Burt Bucharach when I was a teenager...I dated this girl who loved him, and couldn't stand it. But I was listening to the Ruins at the time!

Years later, I just bought the Bacharach box set. It's terrific, ingenius pop music.

But I've listened to James Taylor intermittenly throughout my life, and every time I hear it, I instantly blurt out "jesus fucking christ, this is the crappiest fucking bullshit on the fucking planet! Jesus!" Even in front of the elderly.

gage-o, Monday, 28 October 2002 19:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I know how you feel, gage-o. I used to feel the same way about Frank Sinatra. I still think he's a prick, but at least I understand why people liked his music so much.
But James Taylor still irks the crap out of me.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" as sung by Aretha Franklin is a wonderful thing. Come to think of it, so's a champagne brunch. I never saw The Big Chill; was Meryl Streep in it? Has she retired? She was pretty bland; albeit well-regarded (just like JT).

Sean (Sean), Monday, 28 October 2002 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like James Taylor plenty and agree that singling him out for scorn is like complaining that there's too much Abba on the charts.

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Monday, 28 October 2002 21:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I always liked his version of "How Sweet It Is" when growing up (never learned it was a cover until much later). Beyond that, no opinion.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 October 2002 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Have we got the ciabatta darling? Hurry up, the mono-blocking man is coming around later; I have to get back and move the Volvo. Extra or non-extra Virgin Olive Oil, dearest? The new what? Oh... I love him..."

david h (david h), Monday, 28 October 2002 22:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Do you get a tax break if you officially despise James Taylor as opposed to despising him under the table?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 October 2002 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also, he played 'The Driver' in '71 road/drug flick Two-Lane Blacktop which is classic.

Yes,yes. Plus he was married to Carly Simon. But in my usualy consistent thought of Yin-Yang his music makes me ill.

brg30 (brg30), Monday, 28 October 2002 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aw, c'mon folks, why all the hate for James? You know that whenever he's around, you've got a friennnnnnnd!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 02:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I OFFICIALLY DESPISE JAMES TAYLOR

ME TOO!

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 06:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

AND HIE THEE HENCE!

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 06:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I refer you all to 'Elvis - Aloha from Hawaii Via Satellite' If JT was good enough for the King he's good enough for you!

dave q, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 08:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

But he was he was the singer that my 7th grade girlfriend and I both associated with our romance. Then I moved away and she told me in a letter that she was listening to new wave, like Blondie, but she was still the same old [name]. I laughed and felt slightly superior since I was listening to punk, among other things. He's not so bad, but I admit I have no desire to listen to him.

Lord Custos, WXPN is far from perfect. Now back in the old days, before some point in the little 1980's thast was a fine station. I remember how they used to play an eclectic. . .

Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just wait. In twenty years, the members of ILXOR 2022 will be posting to a thread called I OFFICIALLY DESPISE PHIL COLLINS...and saying the same damn things we're saying about JT now.
Lord Custos, WXPN is far from perfect. Now back in the old days, before some point in the little 1980's thast was a fine station. I remember how they used to play an eclectic...
I was nowhere within their broadcast range back in the 80s. But I have nothing bad to say about them right now. Any station that wakes you up in the morning with Dylan's "Idiot Wind" is okay by me.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

20 years or so ago, Robert Christgau (of all people) called it right re The Smiths (and their first album) and Mr. Steven Patrick. I quote: "If you'll pardon my long memory, it's the James Taylor effect all over again -- hypersensitivity seen as a spiritual achievement rather than an affliction by young would-be idealists who have had it to here with the cold cruel world."
Mod Up Tadeusz Suchodolski: +2 Insightful!

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mod Up Tadeusz Suchodolski: +2 Insightful!

I'm going to say this here since it's a stupid thread anyway but this little habit of Lord C's annoys me a ridiculous, beyond-reason amount: more than James Taylor, Phil Collins, anything else on the board or indeed almost anything else I am likely to encounter in my daily life. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah i second taht even though it isn't as annoying for me.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just wait. In twenty years, the members of ILXOR 2022 will be posting to a thread called I OFFICIALLY DESPISE PHIL COLLINS...

Don't get me wrong, I officially despise Phil Collins too. But we're talking about James Taylor right now.

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:40 (twenty-one years ago) link


For example, I used to utterly despise Burt Bucharach when I was a teenager...I dated this girl who loved him, and couldn't stand it. But I was listening to the Ruins at the time!

Dude, I listened to Metal Machine Music *and* totally adored David/Bacharach (as well as Taupin) at the same time. Ah heck, it's punctum: sometimes this can't be explained. Or maybe it can... but I don't care. Then again: my love of Bacharach goes back to my childhood - being raised on that type of music - and Noise (Punk, Rock,...) was me trying to rebel.

nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like james taylor.

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm going to say this here since it's a stupid thread anyway but this little habit of Lord C's annoys me a ridiculous, beyond-reason amount: more than James Taylor, Phil Collins, anything else on the board or indeed almost anything else I am likely to encounter in my daily life.
if I were a total prick I'd mod this down as Troll or Flamebait, but I actually respect your opinion, Tom.
Y'see, Tom, the "mod" thing is a quick way of declaring my opinion on the posts in question. And lets face it, its nowhere near as hateful and obnoxious as emoticons. Nothing on earth is as dispicable as emoticons.
anyhow...back on the original subject: would there be any point in opening a "I Officially Despise Phil Collins" thread, or would that be redundant (as everything nasty we say about Taylor applies to Collins as well?)

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 13:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm sure you meant it as a way to compliment people but the whole +1 +2 thing comes off as if you are grading people on their contributions, handing out gold stars like a kindergarten teacher. It can seem patronising. It rankles me as well.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 13:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Okay. No scores anymore, but I still reserve the right to say "Insightful", "Interesting", "Informative" or "Idiotic"

By the way Fritz, after recess, it's your turn to clean the erasers. I've GOT DIBS ON THE TETHERBALL!

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I OFFICIALLY DESPISE JAMES TAYLOR"

Yeah, well I have it on pretty good authority that he *HATES YOUR SKINNY WHITE ASS TOO*, so be prepared for a big SWEET BABY JAMES-STYLEEE BEATDOWN when you least expect it, punk, `cos Dad Loves His Work...and hates hatas like yourself!

"HONOR THE FIRE & RAIN!"

Motel Hell (vassifer), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

You people don't play enough role-playing videogames! Everytime Custos did that, I imagined a "LEVEL UP!" balloon floating over the poster's head and it entertained me greatly. I also thought it was excellent shorthand for a "me, too" post that actually imparted information about why he agreed with the poster. But anyway, if it pisses people off, I'll just mourn its passing.

(Mod Up Dan Perry: +1 Contrary Asshole)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Custos casts Clerical "Bless" spell on Dan Perry.

Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Wednesday, 30 October 2002 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've hated James Taylor for longer than any other singer.

When I was a little kid my parents had the album 'Sweet Baby James'. And whenever they got it out people would smile in my direction and go "hey, this is for you, sweet baby James. Aaaahh."

And even at the age of 4 that really irritated me.

James Ball (James Ball), Thursday, 31 October 2002 12:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

five years pass...

Man, I love "Fire and Rain" after hearing it in 'Running on Empty', but it would sound even better with a full blown hippy choir joining in on the chorus.

baaderonixx, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:01 (sixteen years ago) link

if you despise james taylor you might as well despise bob dylan. that's all I'm saying.

CaptainLorax, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i love james taylor

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max, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link

+2 insightfulness

baaderonixx, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I know it was all a bit Acid Jazz but James Taylor is a decent organist.

Dingbod Kesterson, Friday, 29 February 2008 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link

kool and gang backed him up, criteria miami sessions still soulful still unreleased.

such knee-jerk isms above--james taylor is good, a bit self-involved but so what. "mexico" and "don't let me be lonely" are really good.

whisperineddhurt, Friday, 29 February 2008 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

his voice creates a weird bio-chemical response in me...creating physical sensations of depression and nausea, general off-ness. kind of like car sickness. theres also something about his nostalgic sentimentality that gets me. (cat steven's voice does the same). so i hate the bastard, but can't claim it has anything to do, realy with his merrits or lack thereof.

in general i find the cleanliness of that era of singer-songwriter musics a bit shlocky, but far from hateable. and my love of melanie is documented around here

taylor though can stay as far away as possible from my ears

bb, Friday, 29 February 2008 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

Haven't heard this new Covers album, but he did a really good version of John Anderson's "Seminole Wind" on Letterman the other night.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 2 November 2008 02:31 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

taylor is perplexing. he seems like a deeply thoughtful and intelligent man. his music is almost unerringly tasteful, his phrasing can be quite good, his voice is appealing, some of his melodies are really pretty. i watch interviews with him and think, here's a guy that should be making really great, subtle music.

and yet all his thought and intelligence seems to be focused on making music that is often deeply, deeply banal. his lyrics tend towards the unforgivably trite (although he can pull off good turns of phrase when he wants to, it seems), his "conceptual" moves are embarrassingly obvious. what is the deal?

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

i unofficially despise james taylor

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

^ that was off the record

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:33 (twelve years ago) link

he's also an excellent guitiarist

think this guy has been getting a bad rap for years, Mud Slide Slim is a good record and so's Sweet Baby James, it's just that he does his own thing and it's low-key and unaggressive and what little darkness there is in it is tempered by this deep conviction that life is sweet

near #1 on my list of music that's underrated by music-thinkin cats -- feel like most people's opinions on this dude are way phoned-in

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

funny thing is, when you look a little bit into James Taylor's background, there's a bunch of darkness there...Fritz otm re: him being a drugged out mental patient...

if hongroes could fly this place would be a geirport (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah - some of those mellowest 70s records are written during full-on heroin addiction iirc. and like "fire and rain," if you actually give that one a hard listen it's a profoundly sad song. frankly puzzled by people still being dismissive of James Taylor - a lot of the biases that went into the general animus toward him among Thinking Types have rightly been outgrown but it's like JT has to carry the banner for those biases

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link

so basically you officially despite amateurist

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 2 May 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

don't know much about his music other than what makes me change radio stations but can't hate a dude who was in two lane blacktop

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 2 May 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know why taylor should have to have a "dark" side or why we should care whether his personal biography validates that or not. lots of music is really cheerful and not quite as trite as much of his music.

i should say that i make this criticisms in the context of "rediscovering" some of his albums and getting a reasonable amount of enjoyment out of them.

i guess it's just the disjunct between listening to this guy give really thoughtful, inspired answers to interview questions (and the guy has mega-charisma, in a totally strong-and-silent way) and then listening to, i dunno, pick your least-favorite banal JT song here.

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 2 May 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

but can't hate a dude who was in two lane blacktop

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, May 2, 2011 5:00 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark

well, yeah. actually rewatching that movie inspired this whole "maybe i should try JT again" thing.

also say what you will about the man but damn he was/is good looking.

by another name (amateurist), Monday, 2 May 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

"don't even try it or i'll cut you..."

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/A1W0JUZFT1L._SL600_.jpg

scott seward, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_D0i7UC9UY&feature=related

scott seward, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

if the singer's voice itself tells half the story, JT's delivery is so well-articulated and non-specific that we miss out on the personality required to get hooked into it. it's like a report of a song instead of the song itself. there's just no purchase there, the brain slides helplessly off its smooth surfaces. which is a shame because he wrote some good songs (as dave q mentions way up there in re: elvis live in hawaii)

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:26 (twelve years ago) link

i don't know why taylor should have to have a "dark" side or why we should care whether his personal biography validates that or not. lots of music is really cheerful and not quite as trite as much of his music.

he doesn't have to, he just does and like I said it's not a "dark side" it's that there are these tempered bits of darkness - in a way, I think he's a realist, and that's why he's popular - he writes songs that are a lot like the average life: largely pleasant, not without significant trials and the occasional real glimpse of grief but overall a good thing to be enjoyed - he kinda hits all those bases in "that's why I'm here" actually!

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

dude is also one of the nicest ppl on Earth

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

anyone like alex? or liv? or kate? i don't much...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9FaUdKL6VE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I83fzex4TmE&feature=related

scott seward, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brh-_4zmOmc&feature=related

scott seward, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

Gage O.: Lester Bangs's ghost? Taylor shouldn't be in the Rock and Roll HOF (he's not alone there), but "Fire and Rain," "Something in the Way She Moves," and "Carolina on My Mind" are close to as good as early-'70s singer-songwriter gets. "Fire and Rain"'s harrowing.

clemenza, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

Gage O.: Lester Bangs's ghost? Taylor shouldn't be in the Rock and Roll HOF (he's not alone there), but "Fire and Rain," "Something in the Way She Moves," and "Carolina on My Mind" are close to as good as early-'70s singer-songwriter gets. "Fire and Rain"'s harrowing.

- clemenza

I feel the same way about him. Not brilliant and many of his compositions are downright offensive in their corniness but those 3 songs are pretty good. I've had 'something in the way she moves' stuck in my head all morning.

Moka, Tuesday, 27 September 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

love the hammond people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_5csvww0fY

Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

Surely there are worse culprits than the otherwise inoffensive James Taylor!
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, October 28, 2002 5:41 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Was really surprised to scroll down and see this tame Alex in NYC post! Expected furious vitriol, tbh.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

seek the funny people outtake where seth rogen is improvising some questions to j.t. and j.t. is batting them right back, making adam sandler laugh

anorange (abanana), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

Further evidence that I am not, in fact, a two-dimensional cartoon character.

Alex in NYC, Thursday, 29 September 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

So that brings the evidence count to...2?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 30 September 2011 16:39 (twelve years ago) link

one year passes...

near #1 on my list of music that's underrated by music-thinkin cats -- feel like most people's opinions on this dude are way phoned-in

― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, May 2, 2011 4:36 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whats the dopest james taylor record #seriousq

fanute da croupier (D-40), Saturday, 3 November 2012 08:41 (eleven years ago) link

nb my dad used to play this song out & i liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWeaO4ZobeA

fanute da croupier (D-40), Saturday, 3 November 2012 08:43 (eleven years ago) link

i was also wondering this after reading 'girls like us'. joni and carly can't both be wrong.

Tim F, Saturday, 3 November 2012 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

His Apple debut has three songs I love: the original versions of "Something in the Way She Moves" and "Carolina on My Mind," and "Circle Round the Sun." The two big LPs after that have lots of good stuff, some of it well known, some not. I understand why, in the context of when he wrote it, Lester Bangs went off on James Taylor--it was 1971, the post-Beatles '70s were starting to take shape, and some of the critics who were aligning themselves with the singer-songwriter wave were dismissing Led Zeppelin and glam and such in the process. Forty years later, that doesn't seem all that important.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtr5ehjihNU

clemenza, Saturday, 3 November 2012 15:34 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, I was just thinking about this yesterday while reading the neil young bio Shakey. Apparently him and Linda Ronstadt contributed harmonies to something on Harvest and I was like "maybe I'll have to check out some James Taylor."

how's life, Saturday, 3 November 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

Sweet Baby James is pretty essential - it's got "Fire and Rain." If you've ever lost anybody, but especially to death, that song can really be there for you at the right time - a remarkable accomplishment in tone and feeling imo. One thing that can be challenging w/Taylor if if you have a great love for Motown and/or blues, he pretty unabashedly does this "well, I'm a super-white dude who digs this tune so here's what it sounds like coming from a super-white dude" and it can be jarring - I hated his take on "Handyman" back when but he's one of those dudes who once you've sorta developed a taste for his schtick you're able to cut him loads of slack. Check also Mud Slide Slim and the Blue Horizon, JT ("Your Smiling Face" is an all time jam imo). That's Why I'm Here from '85 is really good though I don't know if it's diggable unless you're already into his whole deal, I find "That's Why I'm Here" really moving and "Only A Dream in Rio" has a terrific melody

Inconceivable (to the entire world) (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 3 November 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

Sweet Baby James is def a great album

some dude, Saturday, 3 November 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

Every second and every detail of "Fire and Rain" is brilliant. It came out in February of '70: if you don't object to the arbitrariness of what constitutes a decade, I'd put it right alongside "Whole Lotta Love" (Oct. '69) as the two key gateways into the '70s. (I'm probably forgetting something else.)

clemenza, Saturday, 3 November 2012 17:09 (eleven years ago) link

This is the only James Taylor I can stomach. He plays a great Lord/huckster.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqHjbowiLPQ

Jazzbo, Saturday, 3 November 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

his unapologetic-white-dude-voice is kind of what interests me about him, albeit maybe not on Motown covers per se

fanute da croupier (D-40), Saturday, 3 November 2012 18:20 (eleven years ago) link

some dude otm

brimstead, Saturday, 3 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

underrated Aerosmith otm too. Just a solid album.

brimstead, Saturday, 3 November 2012 18:29 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

i dunno his new stuff is p cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChLJbkfEOp0&feature=player_embedded

kl0ppa john's (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

reminiscent of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugRq52VN6G8

Bill Goldberg Variations (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 01:12 (eleven years ago) link

No love for Steamroller Blues?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VXr6U-BwMs

The Teardrop ILXplodes (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

five years pass...

I used to think Carolina In My Mind was pure nostalgic pap but lately the song is resonating with me and the lyrics are more interesting than I noticed before.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:26 (six years ago) link

I read something the other day saying that the next revival would be James Taylor and now here this is. I blame you.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:29 (six years ago) link

James Taylor wrote some great songs

niels, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 07:31 (six years ago) link

https://media1.giphy.com/media/V2JcZ0608BfEY/giphy.gif

velko, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 07:40 (six years ago) link

i continue to dislike the music of james taylor
his lyrics do not resonate with me, i dislike his voice, and the most charitable thing i can say is that he reminds me slightly of Kermit
most loathed song: the one about smothering the people you love with love

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 13:32 (six years ago) link

I think James Taylor might be the whitest music ever made.

Evan, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:18 (six years ago) link

and "Mexico" is certainly the whitest song

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:27 (six years ago) link

just checked into a hotel on the spanish island of fuertaventura

playing in the lobby? james taylor

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:33 (six years ago) link

Say hi to him from ILX

Agharta Christie (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:34 (six years ago) link

i would but tbh I think i pissed on my chips when i yelled ‘freebird’ at him

i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 16:53 (six years ago) link

Depends. Was he playing Angry Birds?

Evan, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:09 (six years ago) link

He's revered in Americana, so don't worry, the revival has been quietly gathering steam for a while. I have no idea what saying that Taylor is the "whitest artist ever" even means, btw. I can't take the guy for more than 10 minutes, but those 10 minutes are often sort of good. "Mexico" is his best song unless it's "Don't Let Me Be Lonely." I always heard the lyric in that one as "Go away, Ben Daniel," as if he were writing in the mode of the Band or something similar in the tune.

eddhurt, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:11 (six years ago) link

the most charitable thing i can say is that he reminds me slightly of Kermit

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJoU2sTqslM

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

He's revered in Americana, so don't worry, the revival has been quietly gathering steam for a while. I have no idea what saying that Taylor is the "whitest artist ever" even means, btw. I can't take the guy for more than 10 minutes, but those 10 minutes are often sort of good. "Mexico" is his best song unless it's "Don't Let Me Be Lonely." I always heard the lyric in that one as "Go away, Ben Daniel," as if he were writing in the mode of the Band or something similar in the tune.

― eddhurt, Tuesday, February 6, 2018 12:11 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Whitest music* ever. Like his work embodies all of the cliche lazy comedian old white people music qualities: stiff, safe, inoffensive etc.

For me it's the most direct audio association to the image of a bunch of old rich white people in the suburbs snapping their fingers and bobbing their heads down at the local concert hall.

Evan, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:27 (six years ago) link

whitest comment ever

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:35 (six years ago) link

How old are you, Evan?

eddhurt, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:40 (six years ago) link

my soul or my body?

Evan, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

For me it's the most direct audio association to the image of a bunch of old rich white people in the suburbs snapping their fingers and bobbing their heads down at the local concert hall.

― Evan,

this could be a Metallica or Arcade Fire show tbh

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:43 (six years ago) link

Xp /r/lewronggeneration?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

anyway, I was thinking about how Carolina in My Mind turns kind of dark in the last verse -- dogs that bite, omens, dark side of the moon, seems like it goes on like this forever, so that "going to Carolina in My Mind" seems to change from a metaphor for homesickness and nostalgia to a metaphor for slipping away from a sound mental state.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 17:47 (six years ago) link

or could also be nodding from heroin

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:04 (six years ago) link

still cheesy, not sold

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:09 (six years ago) link

not a fan by any means but the song "late for the sky" is tops

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

The fact that he was a narcissistic self-absorbed junkie for years and years does tend to be overlooked.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

that just makes him seem even more predictable imo

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link

Inspired by this thread I'm listening to the LPs for the first time... with the caveat that my parents love this guy so his music was all over the place growing up. My dad never sings along to anything but he sings along to James Taylor.

The first truly bad moment on the first album was "Oh Baby, Don't You Loose Your Lip on Me". Embarrassing.

skip, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

Two-Lane Blacktop made me appreciate him more but his music remains a bridge too far.

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

i trust those who tell me he's got dark corners to explore and interesting veins to mine if you look close enough but my bête noire is this exact type of '70s singer/songwriter folk, the comedown tracks on Freedom Rock type shit, in which the edges are mostly sanded off (to my ears.)

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:23 (six years ago) link

i like a couple of his standards but I mostly get a full of himself vibe. And the one time we saw him at a Bridge School Benefit he took a very imperious tone with the stagehands & it turned me off

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:30 (six years ago) link

i feel bad for those that have to sit through him at a live show to get to carole king THE G.O.A.T.

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:40 (six years ago) link

well yeah, he's no carole king for sure

I mean I grew up really detesting him, but I've been on a challenge-my-taste kick

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

dare I tackle John Denver next?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link

I prefer him to James Taylor tbf.

Video reach stereo bog (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

i can handle a decent taste-challenge but that doesn't include interest in james taylor. his music is boring.

listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQnHAb_6sOs

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

i like john denver!!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

For me it's the most direct audio association to the image of a bunch of old rich white people in the suburbs snapping their fingers and bobbing their heads down at the local concert hall.

this is really weird; I grew up in North Carolina and my primary association with James Taylor is "grew up in North Carolina and probably attended UNC"

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

(this also doubles as my excuse for really liking James Taylor)

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link

in fact his dad was the dean of the UNC school of medicine

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link

playing in the lobby? james taylor

― i gotta be a gazpacho man (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 4:33 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You know you're going to have to liveblog this

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link

he is the essence of "large family vacation on the outer banks"

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:06 (six years ago) link

and i don't despise him but i don't see a possibility of liking his music in my future

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:07 (six years ago) link

TBH that sounds really appealing to me, I think I'm goin
goin
goin to carolina in my mind

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:08 (six years ago) link

xxpost, I also grew up in North Carolina & have a soft spot for JT despite forced exposure during my teens.

that's not my post, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

I hate him so much that flames flames one the sides of my face.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link

I have an irrational hatred for him and I've never been able to articulate why. Yes, he's boring as shit but so are lots of people and I don't hate them. I can't listen to or watch him for even a couple seconds. My co-worker/friend had a babby last year and named him James in part because of JT and so I've been calling him JT2 ever since. Not to her though.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link

james taylor: better than shag dancing

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:38 (six years ago) link

it's weird because I have an irrational hatred for everything else that falls under the "southern fraternity tailgate" category but not this

algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:41 (six years ago) link

My wife attended a JT concert where she was next to a wasted dude who kept wanting the people in the row in front of them to sit down. Apparently he wanted to sit down for the show. During "Shower the People" wasted dude starting trying to light peoples' hair on fire, with some success.

That's the second most vivid music memory I haven't directly experienced. Number one would be a guy who saw someone killed in a bar fight while "Long Cool Woman" was on the jukebox.

I grew up in Massachusetts and always associated the Taylor clan with Cape Cod. Livingston showed up on local TV a lot, looking overwhelmed by life. But I'm in NC now and the "large family vacation" associations are spot on. Seems pretty malleable for anywhere on the east coast, or even lake cottages further inland, provided there are well-worn sweaters and boxes of chardonnay.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:45 (six years ago) link

did James Taylor ever rock out? is there a lost or "weird period" album of his with synths or swamp rock style guitar?

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link

wait that song is actually called "shower the people"?!
ugh

sweaters + booze otm
at the far end: matching outfits for photo shoots on the beach

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link

All this stuff is so exotic to me as a northeast lifer jew with nerdy parents. I think JT might be the most goyish non-Nashville music.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

it's not familiar to me either, aside from pictures i see of other people's vacations

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:50 (six years ago) link

fairly or unfairly i file him along w/Harry Chapin and other sincerecore folk types which remind me of my childhood, raised on such music all the damn time.

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:52 (six years ago) link

i mentally filed him in the same folder as jimmy buffett

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link

> did James Taylor ever rock out?

Doesn't he belt "motherfucker" Blueshammer style at the end of a bluesy number. It it called Steamroller? I do not want to check.

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:53 (six years ago) link

I've never listened to any James Taylor other than what I've heard on the radio but he was apparently _the_ nice guitar-playing sensitive man of my mom's peer group and she definitely had a crush on him

mh, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

I'm sure if he ever "rocked out" it'd still be appropriate as background music for any typical dentist's office waiting room

Evan, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:54 (six years ago) link

xp I never looked it up to correlate, but apparently his breakthrough album came out around the time she was graduating high school

I should have known

mh, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:56 (six years ago) link

jimmy buffett only + emo, +family

one time in early hs i went to a church youth group weekend with my friends. i was not a member of the group, i just wanted to meet new people, spend the weekend away from home.
we were asked to sing "you've got a friend" at the beginning and end of the weekend. i found it extremely embarrassing since i only knew my 2 friends i had gone to the retreat with and had a hard time singing "you've got a friend" to a bunch of total strangers, or feeling any feelings that they were singing it to me. i had exactly 2 friends there, singing wasn't going to change anything. that wasn't even the dumbest part of the retreat, and i tried to get over my dislike of the experience but it did not fade!

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

I didn't want to but it did look it up

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=kfzMLRzH2yw&p=n#/312;323

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

at the far end: matching outfits for photo shoots on the beach

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 2:48 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ I also have an irrational hatred for these.

I drive by Maclean Hospital pretty often and every time I do he pops into my head and I get angry. Ugh.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:02 (six years ago) link

Oh no the semi-colon in that link subjects you to the whole five minutes, let's try this again

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=kfzMLRzH2yw&p=n#/312;323

Mungolian Jerryset (bendy), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link

James taylor looks like a slightly miffed Richard Jenkins when he's rocking out

omar little, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:07 (six years ago) link

i am not moved by that rendition of road runner
it's nice that he is having fun -- i just have a hard time thinking that "james taylor is having a good time" is reason enough to get over how much i can't stand his music

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:26 (six years ago) link

he looks a little like ian mackaye there

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:29 (six years ago) link

At the bar last weekend there was some 70s playlist going and JT’s “mexico” played along side Steely Dan’s “night by night.” Same planet, different worlds.

calstars, Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:34 (six years ago) link

I hate "Mexico" fwiw

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 20:38 (six years ago) link

I officially despise this song!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:17 (six years ago) link

I still only know that one from National Lampoon's Vacation.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:19 (six years ago) link

You're in for a treat.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:21 (six years ago) link

TBF "You've Got a Friend" is a Carole King song, not JT. Having grown up with a family who played a lot of JT I have to admit I have a liking for quite a few of his songs - "Carolina In My Mind" (quite a dark song as mentioned upthread), "Sweet Baby James", "Millworker" et al. When he's anodyne he grates, but there's something more there.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:35 (six years ago) link

as was noted somewhere upthread, he's a first-rate guitarist

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:48 (six years ago) link

he's seen rain

trife's rich padgett (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link

what is that "something more"? i feel like he is that guy who is given the benefit of the doubt for being smarter and better and more skilled than he really is when he doesn't do anything I can directly identify to show he deserves this generosity.

if it's nostalgia motivating most people's affection for him, that's valid and ok -- but it's subjective and personal and not related to his actual musical output (which has yet to distinguish itself to me)

apols about "you've got a friend" -- the version we had to sing along with was the JT version

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 04:59 (six years ago) link

I never knew James Taylor was the Outer Banks Jimmy Buffett! my family only ever went vacationing in east central Florida when I was growing up & I don't think they fuck w/Sweet Baby James as much down there

I don't know much of his music aside from the biggest hits; I can't even remember how "You've Got A Friend" goes. His version of "How Sweet It Is" is p decent imo

vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 05:12 (six years ago) link

xp the "something more" is a darkness I perceive in his otherwise-sweet music. I'm occasionally moved by his songs in a way that, say, Billy Joel never does for me, an artist with whom I have the same or even greater familial nostalgia connection.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 06:05 (six years ago) link

Adding to what I said five years ago: "Fire and Rain," by itself, is worth more to me than Billy Joel's entire recorded output (it's that perfect, and he's that mediocre).

clemenza, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 06:12 (six years ago) link

Yeah I'll never change my mind about Billy Joel. All his attempts at dark just read as butthurt.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:26 (six years ago) link

I guess I'm also a sucker for that sort of "beneath the surface" stuff, where a song that ostensibly sounds like vanilla lovemaking by the fireplace has some demons lurking in it.

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link

Fire and Rain is the only James Taylor song I know. I think I've mentioned that to people before, and their response was usually something like "surely you know ..." And then they play a song and maybe I recognize it and maybe I don't, but months later, regardless, Fire and Remain remains the only James Taylor song I know. And I only know the chorus, come to think of it! If it came on the radio I don't think I would even recognize it as Fire and Rain. I have a similar problem retaining Jackson Browne, but even with him I know (and can recall) several songs.

I know lots of Billy Joel, I guess. Probably not a single cut not on the hits collection, though. I only know (the) one Jimmy Buffett song. I had a friend back when I was maybe in my very early '20s who was into Buffett, and I asked him, if you're listening to Jimmy Buffett now, what are you going to listen to when you're 50? His answer (duh) was Jimmy Buffett.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 7 February 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link

Jackson Browne is someone whose voice I can never remember but I know a few of his songs due to Nico and others covering them

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link

as was noted somewhere upthread, he's a first-rate guitarist

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, February 6, 2018 9:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's him on joni's "california" and he really makes the song

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 7 February 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link

that's him on joni's "california" and he really makes the song

No I'm pretty sure it's her astonishing vocal, melody and dulcimer that makes the song. JT's an accompanist on that. The main acoustic riffs are all dulcimer.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:40 (six years ago) link

yeah I've listened to that song a million times and not really noticed his parts

His banjo parts on "Old Man" by Neil Young are pretty iconic

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 8 February 2018 02:55 (six years ago) link

xp obv Joni is the the most important thing about the song, lyrics, vocal, etc. When I say he "makes the song," I don't mean to say "he's the reason the song is good," but just he helps the song stand out among the dulcimer-only songs like "a case of you" or "all I want." He adds a little California sunshine, with the little counter melodies between the verses

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link

No need for sass, matt k

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:34 (six years ago) link

hadn't really paid attention before but I'm listening now and it's cool how they have the dulcimer panned right and hard left and they kind of duel with each other

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link

dulcimer panned right and guitar panned left

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 8 February 2018 03:39 (six years ago) link

apologies for sass, I just have an intense love for that song and specifically the vocal melody

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 8 February 2018 04:57 (six years ago) link

me too! i love everything about the song and i think Taylor's playing adds a lot.

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 February 2018 05:23 (six years ago) link

The whole sweet baby James is solid

brimstead, Thursday, 8 February 2018 06:14 (six years ago) link

sweet baby James album, I mean

brimstead, Thursday, 8 February 2018 06:14 (six years ago) link

2 things
1) if he was such an amazing instrumentalist (I believe those of you who say he is), I guess what I don't like about him are a) his songs and b) his voice. I applaud his instrumental prowess and can only wish he had quietly gone about his musical business wordlessly

2) last night i was watching some of those "what's in your bag" amoeba videos and one of the guys from red kross had a james taylor album. the clip they played didn't sound as repulsive as i expected, kind of like heavily produced sunshine pop. so much more palatable than his usual sack of singles. i will admit that i did not hate it. i didn't like it, but i didn't recoil in disgust.

this was the song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oAInzTXu_Y

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 8 February 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

Ha - I watched TWO-LANE BLACKTOP for the first time last night and nearly fell over when I saw the lead actor. He's pretty affectless and not much of a presence, but the disc includes his screen test with what I'm fairly sure is Joaquin Phoenix pretending to be James, performing the newly-written Riding on a Railroad which is bittersweet brilliant, fuiud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgg0ym7O6Rc#t=4m32s

startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 12 February 2018 05:10 (six years ago) link

Oh - time link failed to work, jump to 4:32 for the song.

startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 12 February 2018 05:14 (six years ago) link

just watched Two-Lane Blacktop for the first time. it was OK, but I liked James Taylor a lot in it. my man's pupils were pinned throughout

flappy bird, Monday, 12 February 2018 05:38 (six years ago) link

James Taylor will win over the grouches eventually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQa4dvrg1E

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Monday, 12 February 2018 05:44 (six years ago) link

Also a fan of "Carolina in My Mind."

timellison, Monday, 12 February 2018 05:59 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

is james taylor the guitar player sitting on the stage in this video?
if so, i revise my assessment of james taylor. i don't like his singing or his songs, but now i have enjoyed his guitar playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBI669Ac3cg

weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Monday, 16 April 2018 20:57 (six years ago) link

yes

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 16 April 2018 21:03 (six years ago) link

James Taylor rules and this thread is absolute insanity.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 16 April 2018 21:04 (six years ago) link

pshaw

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 01:59 (six years ago) link

That's a beautiful performance

(also, james taylor wrote some great songs)

niels, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 10:13 (six years ago) link

Terra Nova , come now

calstars, Sunday, 22 April 2018 03:42 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Never saw the gatefold art for Flag before--James and his gang look like a bar band that was forced to go 'New Wave'.

https://recordsalbums.com/11430-thickbox_default/james-taylor-flag-vinyl-lp-record-for-sale.jpg

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 November 2019 02:07 (four years ago) link

What a douche

calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2019 02:21 (four years ago) link

He's like 80% on the way to David Byrne in that pic.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 30 November 2019 02:25 (four years ago) link

he has a full substitute teacher sneer

god i hate him

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 November 2019 05:19 (four years ago) link

eleven months pass...

I've never even really liked this song, but goddamn what a brilliant guitarist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5kp1_iksw

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:12 (three years ago) link

Yup

Indieland Phil and Indieland Don (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:19 (three years ago) link

hearing this to the tune of "I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:50 (three years ago) link

nine months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/H5pLovP.png

calstars, Sunday, 29 August 2021 22:26 (two years ago) link

still hate him

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 August 2021 22:27 (two years ago) link

Not really a fan, although I did recently enjoy reading how he was jealous of Mick Jagger, at least partially because of “You’re So Vain,” which humanized him a bit for me, and he did write this, which I never tire of posting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAuXP4hIoo

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 29 August 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link

seen fuckin fire and seen fuckin rain

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 August 2021 00:49 (two years ago) link

Have you read that book?

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 August 2021 01:05 (two years ago) link

someone did Steamroller Blues at a karaoke night once, it was so jarring to realize it was a JT song, even if it's a satire of the blues

Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 August 2021 01:13 (two years ago) link

Yeah. It kind of works either way, as put-on or not.

https://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/24/books/fire-and-rain-by-david-browne-book-review.html

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 August 2021 01:16 (two years ago) link

seen fuckin fire and seen fuckin rain

― Duke Detain (Neanderthal), Sunday, August 29, 2021

not the lyric iirc

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 August 2021 02:04 (two years ago) link

Surely Neanderthal is referring to the old joke about the wise guy who makes a request to hear “Strangers in the Night” in 5/4.

Gwar ina Babyon (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 30 August 2021 02:09 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

seen fuckin fire and seen fuckin rain

Oh, General Motors and IBM
AFL-CIO and all the king's men
When I began the game
See me singing about fire and rain
Let me just say it again
I've seen fives and I've seen tens

(from Taylor's own "Money Machine" - xgau was right, guy had a sense of humor that was nowhere to be seen on his worst yet best-selling hits)

birdistheword, Wednesday, 5 January 2022 16:39 (two years ago) link

He admits he gave John Lennon opiates in 1968, maybe for the first time. BAD MAN.

Alba, Thursday, 6 January 2022 08:22 (two years ago) link

Taylor had a harrowing addiction. He actually wrote a few good songs drawing on that experience, but again, it's a side of him that isn't really seen in his best-known hits which tends to be bland or syrupy..

birdistheword, Thursday, 6 January 2022 17:28 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Joni Mitchell said he was her best lover, no contest.

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 10 April 2022 04:26 (two years ago) link

JT BDE

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 10 April 2022 04:33 (two years ago) link

https://c.tenor.com/nGJdVgAyHaQAAAAM/eddie-murphy.gif

So long, walking man, so long...

birdistheword, Sunday, 10 April 2022 04:41 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

pic.twitter.com/vujQLCLjUi

— SNL Hosts Introducing the Musical Guest (@snlhostsintro) September 1, 2022

Also a fan of "Carolina in My Mind."

That's a great tune.

I despised JT, along with Dan Fogelberg, John Denver, et al. back in the day. Like much of the music I hated then, it now has a huge appeal to me. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 1 September 2022 22:55 (one year ago) link

Oh, and I especially hated Jackson Browne, mostly because he would get much more AOR airplay than those other dudes.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 1 September 2022 22:56 (one year ago) link

JT blowing Stephen Colbert's mind about how he actually played on Blue (starts around 1:23)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJcZGK1yCYA

FWIW, this was the reference CD-R I compiled for Taylor. Sequenced in more or less chronological order. (no re-recordings or live versions)

1. Knockin' Round the Zoo
2. Something in the Way She Moves
3. Carolina in My Mind
4. Night Owl
5. Rainy Day Man
6. Sweet Baby James
7. Steamroller
8. Country Road
9. Fire and Rain
10. You Can Close Your Eyes
11. Long Ago and Far Away
12. Chili Dog
13. Don't Let Me Be Lonely Tonight
14. Walking Man
15. Mexico
16. Gorilla
17. You Make It Easy
18. Shower the People
19. A Junkie's Lament
20. Money Machine
21. Your Smiling Face
22. Another Grey Morning
23. Secret O' Life
24. Handy Man

birdistheword, Thursday, 1 September 2022 23:26 (one year ago) link

No copperline huh

calstars, Thursday, 1 September 2022 23:47 (one year ago) link

Eh, come on! It's not nostalgia! This suggests passivity. Trust your intelligence. You hear these bros' good qualities.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 September 2022 23:54 (one year ago) link

"Copperline"'s all right (so is "Her Town Too" FWIW) but I'm still fine leaving them off. I'm not a big James Taylor fan - I dislike most of his stuff, but there was enough I was drawn to that warranted a reference.

birdistheword, Friday, 2 September 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

One reason I kept it a sharp cut off after JT was just to have a disc that could trace his development over that length of time, or at least what I thought was the better part of it, especially while the singer-songwriter movement was at its peak with Taylor being representative of it. Sometimes I like hearing a chronological comp for that reason, so I kept it concentrated on those first eight albums.

birdistheword, Friday, 2 September 2022 16:19 (one year ago) link

I've been listening to his 1968 debut album and experiencing a big disconnect between his writing/singing/playing style (which I'd say is fully developed at 20, even if he'd write better songs later) and the psychedelic production trappings. Weird interludes between tracks, "crazy" overdubbed screaming, varispeeded backing vocals, even the bass and drum sounds don't fit with the "tasteful" latter-day James.

birdistheword, you have a greater love for his uptempo songs than I do. Stuff like "Knockin' Round the Zoo" and "Steamroller" sound too cute and showcase his weaknesses more than the ballads do.

Apparently him and Linda Ronstadt contributed harmonies to something on Harvest

He sang and played on Neil Young's two biggest hits, and I just realized that, as far as I know, they never collaborated again before or since.

Every second and every detail of "Fire and Rain" is brilliant.

My favourite detail is the arco bass holding on a pedal C for the entire third verse.

Just wait. In twenty years, the members of ILXOR 2022 will be posting to a thread called I OFFICIALLY DESPISE PHIL COLLINS...and saying the same damn things we're saying about JT now.

It actually seems that despising old music is seen as tedious here, these days.

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 3 September 2022 14:38 (one year ago) link

He sang and played on Neil Young's two biggest hits, and I just realized that, as far as I know, they never collaborated again before or since.

This came about--like the rest of the initial Harvest session in Nashville--because the three of them were in town to film an appearance on the Johnny Cash Show. A snowstorm came in, preventing their return to LA, so studio time was quickly booked at Elliott Mazer's studio with an equally hastily-assembled backing band (who only turned out to be the Stray Gators) and we all know what happened next...

BTW, "Old Man" is/was the only instance of JT playing banjo on a record.

I can't say it's a great album, but I think his Apple debut is more interesting than most, maybe all, of his records. I think it's underrated in the sense that Taylor has openly expressed his reservations about it and it isn't consistently available - after a pretty good 2010 CD reissue, the physical release has again fallen out-of-print. (At least you can still stream it.) IIRC Taylor even mentions in recent interviews that he still cringes when he hears some of the production elements of that album. The interludes weren't his idea - I think Paul McCartney may have suggested them - and the album feels too ornate, but I don't think it was necessarily a bad idea, just overdone in spots. I also think he wrote a surprising number of strong songs for that album, and it kind of makes sense he would want to revisit them later. Not just for practical reasons like avoiding any licensing for his Greatest Hits - I think he really wanted new versions that suited his own tastes.

Halfway, with regard to those two songs, I kind of gravitated towards them because lyrically the former seems like one of his more harrowing songs diving into his own struggles and I actually appreciate the humor behind "Steamroller." I can see how they can seem a bit cute, especially the former, but they've always been more interesting or engaging to me than a lot of his other work. I do think both songs benefit from their original context, specifically the time they were released. I mentioned earlier that I kept my reference chronological for a reason, and this is partly why. I always keep in mind the counterculture when I hear those early songs, and though the production may be too much, it does keep the times in mind, including the drug experimentation that became harmful to that scene. When we shift into the Sweet Baby James songs, they sound better coming after those initial cuts for a lot of reasons: it's clearer why the stripped down production is so groundbreaking for a hit, mainstream album, the idea of the singer-songwriter movement being tied to the fallout from the '60s becomes clearer, and something like "Steamroller" suggests that Taylor came out of his struggles with his sense of humor intact. (It also reminds me that the overdone second-hand blues he was ribbing was fairly popular at that time.)

birdistheword, Saturday, 3 September 2022 20:10 (one year ago) link

Imagine having that many thoughts about that album

calstars, Saturday, 3 September 2022 23:50 (one year ago) link

imagine being a rich, drunk, stupid bitch all the time

(grim) pump track (wales) (map), Saturday, 3 September 2022 23:51 (one year ago) link

he doesn't have to imagine

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 September 2022 23:55 (one year ago) link

Shower the people, y'all.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 3 September 2022 23:56 (one year ago) link

LMAO

birdistheword, Sunday, 4 September 2022 18:34 (one year ago) link


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